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- ♪ STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- AND WE'RE SITTING THERE,
TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE,
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AND THIS GUY NEXT TO TOM
JUST WON'T SHUT UP,
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SO FINALLY, TOM TAKES OUT
A $10 BILL
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AND SAYS TO HIM,
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"HEY, BUDDY, I'LL PAY
FOR YOUR POPCORN
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IF YOU PROMISE TO SIT SOMEWHERE
ELSE AFTER YOU GET IT."
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- AND THEN HE DEVELOPED
A VACCINE FOR POLIO
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AND TRICKED RUMPELSTILTSKIN
INTO REVEALING HIS NAME.
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- OH, COME ON.
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YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
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THAT YOUNG THOMAS IS
A CLEVER FELLOW.
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- YOUNG THOMAS?
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IS THAT HOW THEY TALK
AT HIS PREPARATORY ACADEMY?
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- HEY, I TOLD YOU,
HIS PARENTS MAKE HIM GO THERE.
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- GOSH, HAS HE TRIED
BUYING THEM SOME POPCORN
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IF THEY'LL LET HIM GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
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- YO.
HEY, DARIA.
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- YO.
- WHY, YOUNG THOMAS...
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HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
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- ANYBODY WANT A RIDE HOME?
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- THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU,
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BUT SINCE I LIVE
TWO HOUSES DOWN,
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I GUESS I'LL PASS.
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- OH, YEAH.
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- WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT RIDE.
SEE YOU LATER.
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- SEE YOU LATER, DARIA.
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- LATER.
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SO WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
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- OH, YOU KNOW, NOT MUCH.
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- YOU WENT OUT WITH TOM?
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- WELL, YEAH.
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- YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TIPTOE AROUND ME
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LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF
HYSTERICAL NUT JOB.
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- THERE ARE MANY WORDS
I COULD USE TO DESCRIBE YOU.
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HYSTERICAL IS NOT AMONG THEM.
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- I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK,
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BUT I KNOW WHAT I THINK,
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AND I THINK I THINK
JUST AS WELL AS YOU THINK,
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DON'T YOU THINK?
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- BABE, IF IT WERE UP TO ME,
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I'D WANT YOU TO HAVE
THE BRAIN POWER OF A GUY,
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BUT IT'S SCIENCE.
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MEN ARE SMARTER
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'CAUSE WE HAVE MORE
MUSCLE MASS IN OUR HEADS.
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- I'M JUST AS SMART AS YOU,
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MAYBE SMARTER.
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- OKAY, SURE YOU ARE.
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- DON'T YOU FRATRONIZE ME!
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- YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
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I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
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- THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER
WHO'S SMARTER?
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- THERE'S A BATTLE
OF THE TITANS.
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU GOT TO GIVE
BRITTANY CREDIT
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FOR NOT FEELING
LIKE SHE HAS TO CONFORM
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TO HIS IMAGE OF HER.
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- WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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- HUH?
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- ARE YOU COMPARING KEVIN
AND BRITTANY TO YOU AND ME?
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- THERE'S, LIKE, 16 POSSIBLE
COMBINATIONS THERE,
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AND NOT A SINGLE ONE
OF THEM WORKS.
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- KEVIN SHOULD ACCEPT BRITTANY
SAYING SHE'S SMART,
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AND I SHOULD ACCEPT YOU
AND THIS WHOLE TOM WORSHIP.
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- DARIA, YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG LEAP HERE,
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AND I DON'T WORSHIP TOM
OR ANYONE ELSE.
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GET OVER IT.
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- I AM.
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- CLASS, THIS WILL BE
VERY EXCITING.
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WE'RE GOING TO
SET ASIDE OUR BOOKS
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AND EXPERIENCE SOME
REAL-LIFE ECONOMICS:
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RENTING AN APARTMENT,
APPLYING FOR A CREDIT CARD,
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OPENING A RETIREMENT ACCOUNT.
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OF COURSE, I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO ACTUALLY RENT AN APARTMENT
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OR WHAT HAVE YOU.
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YOU'LL JUST GO THROUGH AS MUCH
OF THE PROCESS AS YOU CAN
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AND REPORT BACK
ON YOUR EXPERIENCES.
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YOUR ASSIGNMENT TONIGHT IS
TO PICK A PROJECT AND A PARTNER.
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- EXCUSE ME.
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WHAT IF WE'D PREFER
TO WORK ALONE?
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- I'D REALLY RATHER
YOU WORK WITH SOMEONE, DARIA.
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IN THE REAL WORLD,
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WE RARELY MAKE
FINANCIAL DECISIONS
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WITHOUT HAVING TO CONSIDER
SOMEONE ELSE'S NEEDS AND WISHES.
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- LOUSY REAL WORLD.
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- SO YOU WANT TO DO
THE PROJECT ALONE, HMM?
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- KIND OF.
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I KIND OF SAID THAT
TO TICK YOU OFF.
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- IT WORKED.
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- ARE YOU GUYS DOING
THAT ECONOMICS PROJECT TOGETHER?
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- NOT NECESSARILY.
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- IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD.
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- REALLY?
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- AREN'T YOU WORKING
WITH YOUNG MACK?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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HE'S KIND OF BAD WITH MONEY.
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LIKE, HE'S BEEN OVERDRAWN
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ON HIS ALLOWANCE
FOR A WHILE NOW.
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- HOW LONG?
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- SINCE THIRD GRADE.
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- SO, BABE,
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
FOR OUR ECONOMICS PROJECT?
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- I'M NOT DOING ANY PROJECT
WITH YOU, YOU BIG APE.
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- UH-OH.
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- OH, YEAH?
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THEN WHO ARE YOU GOING TO DO
YOUR PROJECT WITH?
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- UM...
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- UM, DARIA, DO YOU WANT TO WORK
WITH ME ON THIS PROJECT?
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- HUH?
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- DON'T DO ME ANY FAVORS.
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- SURE, JODIE, WHY NOT?
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- OKAY, COOL.
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- JODIE,
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MR. THOMPSON
AND I ARE NOT SPEAKING,
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SO DO YOU WANT TO DO
THE ECONOMICS PROJECT WITH ME?
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- AW, GEE, BRITTANY,
I WISH I COULD,
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BUT I PROMISED DARIA
I'D DO IT WITH HER.
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- OH.
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WELL, UM, HOW ABOUT YOU, JANE?
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- YOU WANT TO DO
A CLASS PROJECT WITH ME?
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- WELL, NOT REALLY,
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BUT I MEAN,
YOU'RE RIGHT HERE AND ALL.
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- OH, BRITTANY,
YOU SWEET-TALKER, YOU.
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- I HATE EVERYBODY.
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SO YOU READY TO WORK?
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- COME ON, DARIA.
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE
ANY OF THOSE OTHER PROJECTS,
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ALL WE'RE LEFT WITH IS TAKING
OUT A SMALL-BUSINESS LOAN,
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RENTING AN APARTMENT,
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OR BUDGETING A FUNERAL.
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- UM, THAT'S SWEET OF YOU,
RUSSELL,
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BUT WE JUST WENT OUT
TWO WEEKS AGO,
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SO I REALLY CAN'T GO OUT
WITH YOU AGAIN
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FOR ANOTHER THREE WEEKS.
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WELL, I CONSIDER
A HOSPITAL VISIT A DATE.
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SORRY.
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ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK
WITH THE NEW KIDNEY AND ALL.
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BYE.
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- IS THAT BY ANY CHANCE
A SIBLING'S FUNERAL?
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- WHY DON'T WE TRY THE LOAN?
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I DO WANT TO START
MY OWN BUSINESS AFTER COLLEGE.
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- COME ON, MEL,
GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT.
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WE'LL HAVE THEM LINING UP
TO BUY METHANE-POWERED HOT TUBS.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS CATCHPHRASE:
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"SO IT SMELLS? SO WHAT?"
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COME ON, MEL.
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THEY'RE GONNA REPOSSESS
MY PARKING SPACE.
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- YES, LET'S START A BUSINESS.
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NOTHING LIKE
BEING YOUR OWN BOSS.
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- WHAT SHOULD WE CALL
OUR COMPANY?
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- BRINK OF BANKRUPTCY,
INCORPORATED?
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- HOW ABOUT
MILLENNIUM PROJECT ENTERPRISES?
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- NO, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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IT'S UNETHICAL.
IT'S IMMORAL.
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IT MAY WELL BE ILLEGAL.
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I'LL HAVE NO PART OF IT.
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OKAY, I'LL DO IT.
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- IT'S A LITTLE BUSY IN HERE.
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YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK
AND GET SOME PIZZA?
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- CAN I PUT IT ON MY
MILLENNIUM PROJECT ENTERPRISES
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EXPENSE REPORT?
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- [sighs]
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
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WE COULD PLAN A WEDDING.
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THAT SOUNDS DREAMY.
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- I GUESS WE COULD SAY
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YOU'RE MARRYING YOUR
HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART
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AND I'M JUST THERE
FOR MORAL SUPPORT.
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- OH, NO!
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I'M NOT MARRYING THAT JERK!
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- NO, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY...
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- I TELL YOU WHAT.
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WE'LL TELL THEM
MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART
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BEGGED AND BEGGED ME
TO MARRY HIM,
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BUT I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH
OF ALL HIS IMMATURE BEHAVIOR
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AND WENT OFF TO THE BAHAMAS
TO BE ALONE AND THINK,
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AND I MET A WONDERFUL
YOUNG STABLEHAND NAMED ANDRE,
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AND THE MINUTE WE LOOKED
INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES,
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WE KNEW IT HAD TO BE,
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BECAUSE ANYONE WHO KNOWS
THAT MUCH ABOUT HORSES
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WOULD CERTAINLY KNOW
A LOT ABOUT WOMEN.
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- YOU WANT TO GO GET SOME PIZZA?
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- OKAY, SO HOW ABOUT WE SAY
WE WANT A HOME LOAN
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TO BUILD ONE OF THOSE, UH,
BOOK ROOMS ONTO OUR HOUSE?
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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE A COUPLE OF SMART GUYS.
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- YOU MEAN A LIBRARY?
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- NO, BRO,
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YOU'RE THINKING
OF THAT BUILDING DOWNTOWN
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WHERE YOU CAN RENT MOVIES
FOR FREE.
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- WHY DIDN'T I PAY MY DAD BACK
IN THIRD GRADE?
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- WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THE WEDDING IDEA,
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HOW ABOUT SHOPPING
FOR E-LEC-TIVE SURGERY?
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- TOO MESSY.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST USE
MY STANDARD APPROACH
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AND PICK THE EASIEST?
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YOU LIKE CARS?
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- SURE!
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- OKAY, WE'RE BUYING A CAR.
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- HEY.
- YO.
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- GOOD AFTERNOON.
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- LIKEWISE, I'M SURE.
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- MY PARTNER AND I
WERE JUST DISCUSSING
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OUR CLASS PROJECT
FOR ECONOMICS.
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- WHAT AN AMUSING COINCIDENCE.
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SO WERE MY PARTNER AND I.
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WE'RE GOING TO PURCHASE
AN AUTOMOBILE.
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- A COINCIDENCE, INDEED,
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FOR WE'RE GOING TO PURCHASE
AN AUTOMOBILE TOO, AS WELL.
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- WELL, I SUPPOSE WE'LL SEE
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WHO USES
THEIR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE
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TO GET THE BETTER DEAL,
WILL WE NOT?
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- HEY, GUYS.
- HEY, WHAT'S UP?
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- HI!
- YOU WANT TO GET A SLICE?
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- OKAY.
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- WELL, THAT'S NICE.
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A BOYFRIEND AND A GIRLFRIEND
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GETTING A SLICE TOGETHER
OUT OF MUTUAL RESPECT.
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I WOULD ASK YOU TO SIT DOWN,
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BUT AS YOU CAN SEE,
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I'M HERE WITH MY FRIEND JANE,
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WHO RESPECTS MY INTELLIGENCE.
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- SHE'S EMBELLISHING A LITTLE.
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- WELL, I DON'T NEED
TO SIT WITH YOU,
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BECAUSE I'LL JUST SIT WITH...
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HEY, MACK!
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- WHY DON'T YOU
SIT DOWN WITH US?
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- I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.
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- SEE, I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING SPORTY,
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BUT I WANT TO STAY
IN A BUDGET.
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- HM...
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WHERE DID YOU SAY
YOU GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN?
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- LAWNDALE HIGH.
234
00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:43,027
- SO JUST WHAT EXACTLY
IS STANDARD ON THIS CAR,
235
00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,162
AND WHAT COSTS EXTRA?
236
00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,630
- HM, LAWNDALE HIGH.
237
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,632
I GUESS BEING
A CHEERLEADER AND ALL,
238
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YOU PROBABLY LIKE
TO DATE FOOTBALL PLAYERS.
239
00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:51,402
- I USED TO.
240
00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,403
- WHAT ABOUT THE WARRANTY?
241
00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,638
HOW MANY YEARS DOES THAT COVER?
242
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,507
- NOT BORING OLD WALLY
THE CAR SALESMAN,
243
00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:59,077
WHO HAS HIS CHOICE
OF ANY CONVERTIBLE ON THE LOT
244
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TO PICK YOU UP WITH
IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.
245
00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,015
- WOW, THAT SOUNDS FUN,
246
00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,384
BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU
247
00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:09,420
ABOUT THE STICKER PRICE
ON THE CAR.
248
00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:12,090
- STICKER, SCHMICKER.
249
00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,926
- NOW, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND
A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS CAR.
250
00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,261
- COURSE NOT!
251
00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,096
YOU SHOULD PAY WHAT IT'S WORTH,
NOT A PENNY MORE.
252
00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,630
- EXACTLY!
253
00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,066
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A MAN
WHO KNOWS WHAT THINGS ARE WORTH,
254
00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,403
SO YOU CAN SEE WHY THIS CAR
IS SUCH A BARGAIN AT $20,000.
255
00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,338
- YEAH, BUT HIS BUDGET
IS $10,000.
256
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,274
- FOR HOW MANY YEARS?
- HUH?
257
00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,842
- $10,000 FOR HOW MANY YEARS?
258
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,110
ONE, TWO, FIVE?
259
00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,679
'CAUSE YOU SPEND $10,000 TODAY
FOR A CRAPPY CAR
260
00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,347
AND PUT TWO GRAND
OF WORK INTO IT A YEAR.
261
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,082
IN THREE YEARS,
YOU'LL SPEND $16,000.
262
00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,884
YOU'RE SIX GRAND IN THE HOLE.
- HM.
263
00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,119
- BUT YOU SPEND 20 GRAND TODAY
264
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,754
FOR A NICE CAR WITH
A THREE-YEAR WARRANTY,
265
00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:47,258
YOU'RE SPENDING ZERO INSTEAD OF
TWO LARGE A YEAR ON REPAIRS.
266
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,094
YOU COME OUT AT THE END
OF THREE YEARS SIX GRAND AHEAD.
267
00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,663
YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
- YES, BUT...
268
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,064
- YOU HANG ONTO THAT CAR
FIVE YEARS,
269
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,465
YOU'VE SAVED TEN GRAND
IN REPAIRS,
270
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,834
AND SINCE YOUR ORIGINAL BUDGET
FOR THE CAR WAS TEN GRAND,
271
00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,135
WELL, HELL, FELLAS,
272
00:08:58,137 --> 00:08:59,971
IT'S LIKE YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF
A CAR FOR FREE!
273
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:00,972
- WAIT A MINUTE.
274
00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,540
- YEAH, WAIT A MINUTE.
275
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,076
DOES THIS THING
HAVE CUP HOLDERS?
276
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,612
- AND SO MILLENNIUM
PROJECT ENTERPRISES PLANS
277
00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:10,715
TO EMPOWER YOUNG PEOPLE TO MAKE
THEIR OWN INVESTMENT DECISIONS
278
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,118
SO THAT INVESTING BECOMES
AS NATURAL TO THEM
279
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,720
AS, SAY, GOING OUT FOR
A FAST-FOOD HAMBURGER.
280
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,389
- BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HOW
NATURAL THOSE HAMBURGERS ARE.
281
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,658
- AND JUST EXACTLY WHAT
IS YOUR ROLE IN THE COMPANY,
282
00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:21,893
MISS MORGENDORFFER?
283
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,261
- PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER.
284
00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,962
- DARIA IS THE INSIDE PERSON.
285
00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,297
I'M THE OUTSIDE PERSON.
286
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,332
- VERY WISE DECISION.
287
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,399
WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT.
288
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,500
IT'S A FASCINATING IDEA
289
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,135
AND VERY IMPRESSIVE
PRESENTATION,
290
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,837
BUT TWO GIRLS
STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL
291
00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:35,173
WITH NO BUSINESS EXPERIENCE?
292
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,241
YOU'RE WHAT WE CALL
HIGH-RISK APPLICANTS.
293
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,177
I REALLY DON'T THINK
THE BANK WILL GIVE YOU A LOAN,
294
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,780
UNLESS, DARIA, YOU WANT TO ASK
YOUR FATHER TO COSIGN FOR IT.
295
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,616
- I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THAT.
296
00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,184
HE'S ALREADY HAD
ONE HEART ATTACK.
297
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,718
- OH, WELL, THEN...I'M SORRY.
298
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,053
- WHAT ABOUT MY FATHER?
299
00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,121
- WHAT ABOUT HIM?
300
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,656
DOES HE KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT BUSINESS?
301
00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,491
- HE HELPED ME PUT TOGETHER
THIS PROPOSAL
302
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:56,728
THAT YOU CLAIMED
WAS SO IMPRESSIVE.
303
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,664
- YOUR FATHER'S NOT
ANDREW LANDON, IS HE?
304
00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:00,698
- THAT'S HIM.
305
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,932
- THE FOLDING COFFEE CUP GUY?
306
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,034
- YES, THAT'S MY DAD.
307
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,235
- WELL, THEN, JODIE,
308
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,836
YOU'VE GOT BUSINESS SAVVY
IN YOUR BLOOD.
309
00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,605
WHY DON'T I RUN
YOUR PLAN BY MY BOSS
310
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,606
AND SEE WHAT HE THINKS?
311
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,274
MAYBE WE CAN WORK
SOMETHING OUT.
312
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,476
- WHY?
313
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,345
YOU DON'T GIVE LOANS
TO HIGH-RISK APPLICANTS,
314
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,647
UNLESS MAYBE YOU'RE HOPING
YOU'LL GET A LITTLE BUSINESS
315
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,881
FROM THEIR FATHERS.
316
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,316
- NOW, JODIE...
317
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,786
- MY FATHER'S THE SAME HIGH-RISK
COLOR THAT I AM, YOU KNOW.
318
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:25,089
- WELL, I GUESS THAT MAKES ME
THE OUTSIDE PERSON.
319
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,027
EASY, THERE, SPEEDY.
320
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,428
- THE NERVE OF THAT IDIOT!
321
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,763
LISTENING TO MY BUSINESS PLAN
322
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,931
AND ALL MY ANSWERS
TO HIS QUESTIONS,
323
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,401
THEN ASKING IF YOUR FATHER
WOULD COSIGN THE LOAN.
324
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,235
WHY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE RIGHT COLOR.
325
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,637
- AT LEAST YOU CALLED HIM ON IT.
326
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,308
- ALL I WANT IS TO BE JUDGED
ON MY OWN MERITS, YOU KNOW?
327
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,810
- MAYBE THEY WON'T BE SO STUPID
AT THE NEXT BANK.
328
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,613
- MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
329
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,647
- HI, GIRLS.
330
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,048
I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE LOOKING
331
00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,917
TO START UP
A BRAND-NEW BUSINESS.
332
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,219
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
333
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,454
- YES, WE'RE VERY EXCITED
ABOUT OUR IDEA,
334
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,823
AND WE'VE PUT TOGETHER
A COMPREHENSIVE BUSINESS PLAN
335
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,359
WITH THE HELP OF MY FATHER,
ANDREW LANDON.
336
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:05,296
- OH, THE FOLDING COFFEE CUP
GUY?
337
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,164
- WOULD YOU MOAN MY NAME
338
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,434
IF I BOINKED YOU IN HEAVEN?
339
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,935
GHOST HOOKERS IN THE SKY
TONIGHT
340
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,236
ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
341
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,473
- JANE, WILL YOU PLEASE
TURN THAT OFF AND LISTEN?
342
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,640
- SORRY.
343
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:17,641
- ALL RIGHT,
344
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,144
SO THEN THE NICE MAN TOLD US
345
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:23,214
WE COULD HAVE THE CAR
FOR $100 OVER DEALER'S COST,
346
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,683
AND--
347
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:25,817
- HEY, JANEY.
348
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,018
HEY, DA--WHOA!
349
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,253
[doorbell rings]
350
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,254
- WALLY!
351
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,422
- HEY, JANE LANE.
352
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,425
I WAS JUST PASSING BY
IN A HOT NEW VEXER,
353
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,859
AND I REMEMBERED
YOUR ADDRESS.
354
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,328
- BUT I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO YOU.
355
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,697
- I LOOKED IT UP
BEFORE I JUST PASSED BY.
356
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,767
ANYWAY, I SAW BRITTANY'S
OLD JUNKER OUT FRONT THERE,
357
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,269
AND I SAID TO MYSELF,
358
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,205
"WALLY, YOU CAN'T LET THAT GIRL
DRIVE AROUND IN THAT DEATH TRAP.
359
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,307
IT'LL BE ON YOUR CONSCIENCE."
360
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,741
- THAT'S MY CAR.
361
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:51,776
- YEAH? NICE.
362
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,811
SO, BRITTANY,
YOU UP FOR A TEST DRIVE?
363
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,616
"AND SO ARMED WITH
A REALISTIC MISSION STATEMENT
364
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,018
"AND A DETAILED THREE-YEAR
BUSINESS PLAN,
365
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,787
"WE MANAGED TO SECURE
A START-UP LOAN
366
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,423
AND A LINE OF CREDIT AT
THE SECOND BANK WE VISITED."
367
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,591
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
368
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,691
- SOUNDS LIKE AN "A".
369
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:08,860
- THAT'S WHAT I THINK.
370
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,461
"AFTER WE EXPLAINED
THAT THE WHOLE THING
371
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,030
"HAD ONLY BEEN
A SCHOOL PROJECT,
372
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,898
"THE LOAN OFFICER
SHOOK OUR HANDS
373
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,700
"AND SAID TO BE SURE
AND COME SEE HIM
374
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,969
WHEN WE WERE REALLY
READY TO START A BUSINESS."
375
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,004
- AND WE ALL TRIPPED OFF
INTO THE SUNSET
376
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,073
WITH A HAPPY SONG ON OUR LIPS.
377
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,141
- SOMETHING WRONG?
378
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,209
- WHAT COULD BE WRONG?
379
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,144
IT WAS A TRIUMPH
FOR ALL INVOLVED.
380
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,545
- SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
381
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,546
- WHAT PROBLEM?
382
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,747
- YOUR PROBLEM.
383
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,382
- NO PROBLEM.
IT'S LIKE YOU SAID.
384
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,017
ARMED WITH BLAH, BLAH,
AND BLAH,
385
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,385
WE WENT IN AND GOT A LOAN
386
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,087
STRICTLY ON THE MERITS
OF OUR WORK.
387
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,388
- UH-HUH.
388
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,390
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED?
389
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,391
- OKEY-DOKE.
390
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,692
WHAT I THINK HAPPENED IS:
391
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,128
YOU WENT TO ONE BANK,
AND A LOAN OFFICER DISMISSED YOU
392
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,630
ON THE BASIS OF YOUR YOUTH
AND POSSIBLY YOUR RACE,
393
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,566
UNTIL HE FOUND OUT
WHO YOUR FATHER WAS,
394
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,701
AT WHICH POINT
HE STARTED KISSING YOUR BUTT,
395
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,670
YOU CALLED HIM A HYPOCRITE,
AND WE WALKED OUT.
396
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,671
- THAT'S RIGHT
397
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,239
- ONLY TO GO INTO A SECOND BANK,
398
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,941
WHERE THE FIRST WORDS
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
399
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,209
WERE YOUR FATHER'S NAME.
400
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,744
- WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT,
DARIA?
401
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,679
- WELL, WHICH WAS MORE
HYPOCRITICAL:
402
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,314
THE FIRST GUY'S
CHANGING HIS TUNE
403
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,116
WHEN HE FOUND OUT
WHO YOUR FATHER WAS,
404
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,717
OR YOU MAKING SURE
THE SECOND GUY
405
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,120
KNEW WHO YOUR FATHER WAS
BEFORE HE FORMED AN OPINION?
406
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,622
- ARE YOU CALLING ME
A HYPOCRITE?
407
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,290
- NO, I'M JUST SAYING...
408
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,091
- HEY, OUR ASSIGNMENT WAS
TO GET A LOAN,
409
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,593
NOT SAVE THE WORLD.
410
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,963
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO APPROACH
AN ADULT FINANCIAL SITUATION
411
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,365
LIKE ADULTS,
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID.
412
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,134
I USED THE RESOURCES
AT MY DISPOSAL TO GET THE LOAN:
413
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,536
MY DAD'S NAME.
414
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,206
AND IF I HAPPENED TO DEPART
FROM YOUR BLACK-AND-WHITE WORLD
415
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,874
OF ETHICS--
NO PUN INTENDED...
416
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,109
- NONE TAKEN.
417
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,811
- AND WANDERED INTO A GRAY AREA,
THEN TOO BAD.
418
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,480
MAYBE THE FIRST GUY WAS
A RACIST, MAYBE NOT.
419
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,849
MAYBE I WAS RIGHT.
MAYBE I OVERREACTED.
420
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,651
HEY, YOU WOULDN'T BE
WORKING WITH ME
421
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,020
IF YOU WEREN'T FIGHTING
WITH JANE.
422
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,087
DOES THAT MAKE YOU A RACIST?
423
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,488
- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
424
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,590
- DON'T TELL ME WHAT'S ETHICAL
AND WHAT'S NOT.
425
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,559
I APPROACHED IT LIKE
A SMART BUSINESSPERSON,
426
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,295
AND I GOT THE LOAN.
427
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,396
- FAIR ENOUGH.
428
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,463
- ARE WE DONE HERE?
429
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,132
- OH, YEAH.
WE'RE DONE.
430
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,833
- GOOD.
I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL.
431
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,436
HI, MRS. MORGENDORFFER.
432
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,403
- HELLO, JODIE.
433
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,585
- SO THEN THE CAR SALESMAN GUY
WAS SO SAD
434
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,454
WHEN HE FOUND OUT
WE WEREN'T REALLY BUYING A CAR.
435
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:20,090
HE SAID THEY HAD THESE BIG
CONVENTIONS IN THE BAHAMAS,
436
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,059
WHERE THEY ALL TALK ABOUT
THE SALES THEY MADE,
437
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,294
AND HE WAS HOPING TO TALK
ABOUT OUR SALE,
438
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,096
AND NOW HE COULDN'T.
- POOR GUY.
439
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,699
- AND THEN HE INVITED ME TO GO
TO THE CONVENTION WITH HIM
440
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,136
SO I COULD SEE FOR MYSELF.
441
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,570
- HEY, WHAT'S UP?
- HEY.
442
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,039
- HELLO, MACK.
443
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,607
- EXCUSE ME, MACK,
444
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,242
BUT WOULD YOU TELL
THESE LADIES
445
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,945
ABOUT THE AWESOME DEAL
I JUST MADE FOR A CAR?
446
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,347
- GO ON, TELL US, MACK.
447
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,349
- COULD EVERYONE STOP SAYING
MY NAME LIKE THAT?
448
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,450
IT'S CREEPING ME OUT.
449
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,085
- OF COURSE, MA...
450
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,520
UM, SURE.
451
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,089
- ANYWAY, THIS DEALER WANTED
TO SELL US A BRAND-NEW VEXER
452
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,257
FOR THE STICKER PRICE,
453
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,560
20 GRAND, BUT KEVIN WENT BACK
BY HIMSELF,
454
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,894
AND BY OFFERING THE GUY CASH,
455
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,229
HE GOT HIM DOWN TO $18,500.
456
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,497
- YOU DID, HUH?
457
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,497
- THAT'S PECULIAR.
458
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,798
JANE AND I MADE A DEAL
459
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,801
FOR THE SAME CAR FOR $16,000.
460
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,371
I BELIEVE THAT'S SEVERAL
THOUSAND DOLLARS LOWER
461
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,906
THAN YOUR ARRANGEMENT,
462
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,475
IF MY MATHEMATICS HOLD...
OR HOLDS.
463
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,510
- OH, YEAH?
464
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,510
LET'S SEE THE PAPERWORK.
465
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:14,511
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
466
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:15,880
I DIDN'T REALLY BUY THE CAR.
467
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,881
- YEAH, KEVIN,
468
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,049
SHE'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT
469
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,784
TO THINK MRS. BENNETT
ACTUALLY WANTED HER
470
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,487
TO GO THROUGH
WITH THE PURCHASE.
471
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,955
- I GOT TO GET
TO THAT CAR PLACE!
472
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,357
- HOW'D YOUR THING
WITH DARIA GO?
473
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,926
- OH, OKAY, I GUESS.
474
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,962
[knocking]
475
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,130
- YEAH?
476
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,632
NO, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
477
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,767
- TALK ABOUT WHAT?
478
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,034
- WHATEVER IT IS
479
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,969
YOU CAME IN TO HAVE A
HEART-TO-HEART TALK ABOUT.
480
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,171
- I CAME IN TO ASK YOU
TO RINSE OFF YOUR DISHES
481
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,707
BEFORE YOU PUT THEM
IN THE DISHWASHER.
482
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,208
YOUR FATHER FOUND A CHEESE FRY
483
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,976
MELTED ONTO HIS
"WORLD'S GREATEST DAD" CUP,
484
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,645
AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS
SOME KIND OF RODENT.
485
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,380
NOW HE'S SWORN OFF COFFEE.
486
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,617
- THEN I SHOULD BE HEARING FROM
THE NOBEL COMMITTEE ANY DAY NOW.
487
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,617
- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
488
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,219
I'LL LEAVE YOU
TO YOUR READING.
489
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,022
- DON'T I SEEM INORDINATELY
UNHAPPY TO YOU?
490
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:02,293
- I DON'T WANT TO PRY.
491
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,427
WELL...
492
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,164
I DID OVERHEAR
YOUR ARGUMENT WITH JODIE.
493
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,299
- DO YOU THINK I'M A RIGID,
UNREALISTIC,
494
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,101
UNFORGIVING,
SELF-RIGHTEOUS JERK
495
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,602
WHO CAN'T HOLD ON TO A FRIEND?
496
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,504
- SHE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
497
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,638
- BUT DO YOU?
498
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,774
- DARIA, YOU HAVE
STRONG BELIEFS,
499
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,242
AND YOU WANT TO LIVE BY THEM.
500
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,111
THAT'S NOT A FAULT
OR A CHARACTER FLAW.
501
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,645
IT'S ADMIRABLE.
502
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,314
IT'S WHAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE.
503
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,515
- JODIE DIDN'T THINK SO.
504
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,251
- JODIE IS A LITTLE MORE
PRAGMATIC THAN YOU ARE.
505
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,954
SHE DIDN'T APPRECIATE
BEING CRITICIZED FOR IT.
506
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:30,988
- I DON'T BLAME HER.
507
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,824
- AND SINCE SHE'S PRAGMATIC,
508
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,360
SHE ALSO KNOWS THAT THE FACT
THAT SOMEONE'S HAVING A BAD DAY
509
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,661
DOESN'T MAKE THEM A BAD PERSON.
510
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,963
- WHAT ABOUT SOMEONE
511
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,664
WITH A PATTERN
OF ALIENATING PEOPLE
512
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,700
WITH HER SELF-RIGHTEOUS
PRONOUNCEMENTS?
513
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:46,037
- PEOPLE AREN'T AS EASILY
ALIENATED AS YOU THINK, DARIA.
514
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,372
ASK JANE.
SHE'LL TELL YOU.
515
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,308
- AND IN CONCLUSION,
516
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,577
THIS PROJECT TAUGHT US
SEVERAL VALUABLE LESSONS
517
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,946
ABOUT FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS
IN THE REAL WORLD.
518
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,617
- YEAH, LIKE NEVER LEAVE
A CASH DOWN PAYMENT.
519
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:03,121
[bawls]
520
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,689
OH, GOSH!
521
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,059
DON'T LET THEM
SEE ME LIKE THIS.
522
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,127
- UM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
523
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,730
- WELL, THAT WAS
CERTAINLY INFORMATIVE.
524
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,532
NOW LET'S HEAR
FROM JODIE AND DARIA,
525
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,502
WHO WENT OUT SEEKING A LOAN
TO START A NEW BUSINESS.
526
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,071
- BEFORE VISITING BANKS
TO APPLY FOR A LOAN,
527
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,041
WE REALIZED WE WOULD HAVE TO
HAVE ALL OUR NUMBERS IN ORDER.
528
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,743
WE ALSO TRIED TO ANTICIPATE
THE BANKERS' QUESTIONS
529
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,812
AND BE READY
WITH DETAILED ANSWERS.
530
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,514
- ALTHOUGH WHAT
ACTUALLY GOT US THE LOAN
531
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,050
HAD LITTLE TO DO
WITH ALL THAT PREPARATION.
532
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,287
IT WAS BEING FLEXIBLE ENOUGH
TO TAILOR OUR APPROACH
533
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,889
TO WHAT WOULD MAKE THE
BANK OFFICER FEEL COMFORTABLE
534
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,058
ABOUT LENDING US MONEY.
535
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,160
- UM, WE STARTED
BY DEFINING INTERNALLY
536
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,997
EXACTLY WHAT OUR FINANCIAL
OBJECTIVES WOULD BE.
537
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,332
- HEY, DARIA.
538
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,267
THAT WAS NICE WHAT YOU SAID
IN THAT PRESENTATION.
539
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,602
- DON'T GET CONCEITED.
540
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,938
THE ONLY REASON I CHANGED
MY MIND ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
541
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,306
IS THAT I WAS WRONG
AND I ACTED LIKE A CLOD.
542
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,541
- THAT'S TWO REASONS.
543
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,976
- RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU?
544
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,179
- LISTEN, I SHOULDN'T HAVE
BITTEN YOUR HEAD OFF EITHER.
545
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,413
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
546
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,647
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
547
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,716
I WAS TIRED OF THAT HEAD
ANYWAY.
548
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,850
- SEE YOU LATER?
549
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:07,918
- LATER.
550
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,587
- HEY.
- HEY.
551
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,156
- COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING THAT
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A CLOD.
552
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,925
- YEAH, I'LL BET
THAT CAME AS A BIG SHOCK.
553
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,860
WELL, AT LEAST
SHE ACTED STUPID TOO,
554
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,029
SO WE BOTH HAD TO APOLOGIZE.
555
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,664
- YEAH. IMAGINE
HOW BAD YOU'D FEEL
556
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,099
IF YOU'D BEEN BEHAVING
LIKE THAT
557
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,235
TOWARD SOMEONE WHO HADN'T EVEN
DONE ANYTHING TO YOU.
558
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,936
- YEAH, JUST IMAGINE.
559
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:26,970
LISTEN, JANE, I--
560
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,072
- ON THE OTHER HAND,
561
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,740
IMAGINE IF YOU HAD
THIS REALLY GOOD FRIEND
562
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,041
WHO WAS HAVING
A REALLY BAD WEEK,
563
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,176
AND THIS FRIEND'S BEEN ACTING
564
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,344
PRETTY MUCH LIKE A JERK
TOWARD YOU.
565
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,678
- YEAH.
566
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,747
- BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW
HOW BADLY SHE FEELS ABOUT IT.
567
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,782
YOU WITH ME?
568
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,849
- UM, I THINK SO.
569
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,251
- MAYBE IT'S THIS FRIEND
570
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,085
THAT YOU DON'T GET TO SEE
AS OFTEN AS YOU USED TO,
571
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,654
BUT YOU STILL CARE
JUST AS MUCH ABOUT HER,
572
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,688
AND YOU HATE TO SEE HER UNHAPPY.
573
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,189
- YEAH.
574
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,626
- WELL, MAYBE YOU'D JUST FORGIVE
THAT FRIEND FOR WHAT SHE DID
575
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,461
WITHOUT EVEN ASKING
FOR AN APOLOGY,
576
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,362
JUST TO LET HER KNOW, YOU KNOW,
577
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,231
THAT YOU'RE STILL BEST FRIENDS.
578
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,867
- THAT'S AN INTERESTING SCENARIO
YOU PROPOSE.
579
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,536
SUPPOSE THAT LEFT YOUR FRIEND,
UM, KIND OF EMBARRASSED
580
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,671
AND SPEECHLESS?
581
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,106
- WELL, THEN, I'D JUST TELL HER
582
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,708
THAT I'D MEET HER
FOR PIZZA AFTER SCHOOL.
583
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,442
GIVE THE KID SOME TIME
TO COLLECT HERSELF.
584
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,977
- SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.
585
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,413
- I THOUGHT SO.
586
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,183
- SO THEN BRITTANY SAYS
TO THIS WALLY GUY,
587
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,886
"DID THEY HAVE FOOTBALL
WHEN YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL?"
588
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,555
- THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR
PUTTING DOWN YOUR TOM STORIES.
589
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,892
- HEY, I'VE STILL GOT A BUNCH
OF THOSE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD.
590
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:25,562
- LET'S NEVER, EVER
FIGHT AGAIN, OKAY?
591
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:29,599
WE SHAN'T LET ANYTHING
MAR OUR LOVE.
592
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,368
- OH, BABE, YOU'RE SO HOT.
593
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,670
- OH, KEVIE.
594
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,706
- LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL
595
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,808
IN THE LAND
OF SLOW-WITTED LOVE.
596
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,809
- WALLY!
597
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,076
- WALLY?
WHO'S WALLY?
598
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,645
- HEY, BRITTANY,
SOME IDIOT BOUGHT A CAR
599
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,980
AND THEN RETURNED IT
THE NEXT DAY.
600
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,181
NOW I GOT TO SELL IT
AS USED.
601
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,016
HOW'D YOU LIKE A BRAND-NEW VEXER
FOR HALF PRICE?
602
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,553
- WOW!
- HEY, WAIT! THAT'S MY CAR!
603
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,187
YOU CAN'T BUY IT
FOR HALF PRICE!
604
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,622
- WHY NOT? YOU RETURNED IT.
605
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,757
- I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
606
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,758
WHAT A TRAITOR!
607
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,759
- TRAITOR?
608
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,759
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU...
609
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,394
- OH, IT'S JUST LIKE YOU...
610
00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:00,063
- YUP.
EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
611
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,799
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00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,736
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00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,047
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