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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- CLASS, IN MY HANDS,
I HOLD A PIECE OF PAPER,
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WHICH HAS THE POTENTIAL
TO OPEN UP A WORLD
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OF POSITIVE EXPERIENCES.
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- MANDATORY
HOMESCHOOLING LEGISLATION?
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- A SIGN-UP SHEET
FOR AN OVERNIGHT HILL TREK,
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AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY
TO UNDERSTAND
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THE PRIMAL STRUGGLE
FOR SURVIVAL
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WE MADE IT THROUGH TOGETHER
IN THE CALL OF THE WILD.
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- HMM, 24 CONSECUTIVE HOURS
WITH OUR CLASSMATES.
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- IT DOESN'T GET
ANY MORE PRIMAL THAN THAT.
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- SO MY GUESS IS,
YOU WON'T BE SIGNING UP.
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- NO,
MY LIFE IS SO FULL ALREADY
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THAT TRYING
BIODEGRADABLE TOILET PAPER
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WOULD JUST BRING IT
TO THE BURSTING POINT.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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- NO WAY.
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I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE ON
THAT HILL WITH THE GIRL SCOUTS.
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WE KEPT MARCHING AND SINGING
AND MARCHING AND SINGING
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ABOUT SOME FREAK NAMED JOHN
JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SOMEBODY.
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- YOU WERE A GIRL SCOUT?
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- NOT AFTER THE DEPROGRAMMING.
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- K-I-N...
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OR IS THAT AN "M"?
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DAMN EYES!
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- OH, MOM, LOOK.
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THESE CLIMBING SHOES
WILL LOOK SO CUTE
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WITH THE MATCHING TEAR-RESISTANT
CIGARETTE PANTS.
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- YES.
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DARIA, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D
LIKE TO ORDER FROM THE CATALOG?
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- HOW ABOUT
THE TEAR-RESISTANT NEW IDENTITY?
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- OF COURSE, I'LL ALSO NEED
THE GORE-TEX TWIN SET
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FOR IMPROMPTU PARTIES.
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- WHY ARE SO MANY SIAMESE TWINS
BEING BORN
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IN THIS BANGKOK HOSPITAL?
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"BABES IN THAILAND"
TONIGHT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- DAD AND I WOULD BE HAPPY
TO HELP YOU GET OUTFITTED
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FOR THE FIELD TRIP TOO,
WOULDN'T WE, JAKE?
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- S-U-G-A...
DAMN!
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LETTER?
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HEY!
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- NOW, I'LL NEED A CREDIT CARD.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE CALLS,
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BECAUSE IT'S FOR
A FIELD TRIP, SO TECHNICALLY,
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WE'RE TALKING SCHOOL SUPPLIES,
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AND "NOTHING'S TOO GOOD
FOR OUR GIRLS' EDUCATION."
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- YOU'RE GOING ON A TRIP?
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- JAKE, WITH DARIA AND QUINN
AWAY OVERNIGHT,
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THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
FOR US TO SPEND
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THAT QUALITY COUPLES TIME
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RECOMMENDED BY
OUR INTIMACY COUNSELOR.
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- GREAT IDEA.
WHO?
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- I'VE BEEN SEEING
AN INTIMACY COUNSELOR
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TO PROMOTE GROWTH
AND TOGETHERNESS
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IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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IT WAS JUST EASIER TO SCHEDULE
IF I WENT ALONE.
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I'LL FILL YOU IN.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- I HATE TO BURST THIS BUBBLE
OF MARITAL BLISS,
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BUT SINCE I'M NOT GOING
ON THE FIELD TRIP,
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YOU'LL HAVE TO FOREGO
YOUR QUALITY COUPLES TIME
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FOR THE USUAL
INFERIOR COUPLES TIME.
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- OKAY, DARIA'S TALKING,
SO I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW.
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- BYE, QUINN.
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ALL RIGHT, DARIA,
NAME YOUR PRICE.
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- EXCUSE ME?
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MY REFUSAL TO ATTEND
THIS FIELD TRIP IS BASED
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ON MORAL AND ETHICAL OBJECTIONS
SO INTRINSIC...
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- $30.
- $50.
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- DONE.
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- OF COURSE, THIS $50
MERELY BUYS MY PARTICIPATION
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IN THE FIELD TRIP.
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FOR AN ADDITIONAL $20,
I COULD BE CONVINCED
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NOT TO TELL QUINN
ABOUT THIS ARRANGEMENT.
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- I GAVE YOU LIFE, DARIA.
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I CAN TAKE IT AWAY.
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- $50 SHOULD DO IT.
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- "KING TUT WAS BURIED
WITHOUT HIS DIVER."
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WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
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- THAT'S "LIVER," DAD.
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- EWW...
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- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
YOUR FATHER AND I WILL BE
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AT THE BIG RIVER CABINS
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JUST A COUPLE OF MILES
FROM YOUR CAMPSITE
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING AT ALL.
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- UNLESS IT'S MONEY.
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BYE.
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- THANKS FOR COMING.
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- HEY,
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.
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NOW, WHERE'S THAT $50?
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- YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT THIS THROUGH BETTER.
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both: ♪ JOHN JACOB
JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT ♪
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♪ HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO ♪
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- YEAH, ME TOO.
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- QUINN,
THAT SCARF IS SO CUTE.
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- YEAH, SO CUTE.
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- I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT
MY REALLY CUTE SCARF,
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BUT I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE
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CLOTHES THAT ARE FUNCTIONAL
AND FASHIONABLE.
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- ACTUALLY, SANDI,
THEY DON'T CALL THIS A SCARF.
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IT'S A THERMAL NECK INSULATOR
THAT EASILY CONVERTS
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INTO A SLING-BACK,
HEAT-DISPELLING HALTERNATIVE
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FOR UNSEASONABLY WARM
WEATHER CONDITIONS.
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- WOW.
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- WOW,
YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING, QUINN.
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- AND IT COMES
WITH A MATCHING SNAKEBITE KIT.
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- BUT...
WHY WOULD YOU BITE A SNAKE?
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- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
TIFFANY, DEAR.
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THE WOODS ARE FULL OF SLIMY,
COLD-BLOODED CREATURES.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, QUINN?
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- UH...HEH-HEH.
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UM, LOOK AT THIS STUFF.
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- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, WOW.
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- GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS.
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PLEASE BE SO GRACIOUS
AS TO HAUL
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YOUR MILK-FED BUTTOCKS
ONTO THE BUS.
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- HURRY UP, GIRLS.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO GET
LEFT BEHIND.
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- YOU MEAN IT'S AN OPTION?
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- OH, SURE,
BEING LEFT BEHIND
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SEEMS LIKE A CUTE IDEA
TO YOU NOW,
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BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU
AFTER 22 YEARS
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OF SQUANDERING YOUR GOOD LOOKS
AND WOMANLY CHARMS,
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YOU MIGHT NOT FIND IT SO AMUSING
TO BE ABANDONED
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WITH NOTHING BUT EIGHT BAGS
OF DIRTY LAUNDRY
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AND A PYRAMID
OF "BEERS OF THE WORLD" EMPTIES.
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- HOW DOES THAT SAYING GO?
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"'TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED
AND LOST..."
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- "IF YOU KNOW A GOOD HIT MAN."
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- AND FINALLY,
JAMIE, JOEY, JEFFY,
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YOU'LL BE IN CHARGE
OF TRANSPORTING FIELD SUPPLIES,
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AND LET'S ALL BE RESPECTFUL OF
THIS UNSPOILED WILDERNESS, OKAY?
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REMEMBER,
WE ARE IN GOD'S HIGH SCHOOL NOW.
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[wheezing]
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OH, MY.
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THERE'S A LOT OF POLLEN
IN GOD'S HIGH SCHOOL.
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- YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
WE COULD BE IN
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FOR A BLIZZARD
OF EPIC PROPORTIONS?
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- THAT WOULD ONLY HAPPEN
IF WE WERE STRANDED
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IN THE COMFORT
OF OUR FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE.
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- DON'T YOU WORRY, GIRLS.
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WE'LL REACH BASE CAMP
LONG BEFORE
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ANY INCLEMENT WEATHER
SHOULD ARRIVE.
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- THANK YOU, PRINCIPAL DONNER.
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- AND ONCE I'VE DOCUMENTED
OUR TRIUMPHANT ASCENT
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WITH THIS CAMERA,
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LAWNDALE'S
WILDERNESS ADVENTURE CLUB
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WILL BE A SHOO-IN
FOR A LUCRATIVE SPONSORSHIP
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FROM EXTREME SPORTZ MANIA
WORLDWIDE, INC.
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"HANGING TEN ON THE EDGE
OF THE APOCALYPSE..." OOH.
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- BUT LAWNDALE DOESN'T HAVE
A WILDERNESS ADVENTURE CLUB.
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- WE DO NOW.
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MR. O'NEILL, YOU'RE ARTISTIC.
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DOCUMENT THESE TWO
DOING SOMETHING RUGGED.
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- OKAY, GIRLS,
LET'S SEE THAT PRIMAL INSTINCT.
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ARRGH.
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- [yawns]
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- [grunting]
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UH...SANDI?
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WAIT UP, YOU GUYS.
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- I KNOW, QUINN,
WHY DON'T YOU CONVERT
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ONE OF YOUR MITTENS
INTO A LUGGAGE CARRIER?
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- WANT ME TO GET THOSE
FOR YOU, QUINN?
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- THAT IS SO SWEET.
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DON'T FALL TOO FAR BEHIND.
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all: I GOT 'EM.
COME ON, MAN, NO.
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- HEY, WAIT, GUYS.
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THERE ARE THREE OF QUINN'S BAGS
AND THREE OF US.
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- OH.
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- HEY, BABE,
I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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- FLOWERS!
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- OH, YOU GUESSED IT.
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- OH, KEVIE...
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THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.
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OW! OW!
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- HEY, BABE,
WHERE'S MY THANK YOU?
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- OW! OW! OW! OW!
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- OH, DEAR.
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YOU SEE, KIDS,
EVEN THE LOWLY WILDFLOWER
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HUMBLES US
WITH ITS CRAFTY DEFENSES:
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ATTRACTING BEES
OR SPEWING LUNG-SEIZING POLLEN.
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[wheezing]
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- ARE YOU OKAY, MR. O'NEILL?
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- JUST SEASONAL ALLERGIES,
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NOTHING MY TRUSTY INHALER
CAN'T CURE...
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ALTHOUGH THIS ONE
APPEARS TO BE EMPTY.
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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I COULD HAVE SWORN
I PACKED A BACKUP.
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- WHAT'S THE HOLDUP HERE,
MOUNTAINEERS?
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- MR. O'NEILL CAN'T FIND
HIS INHALER.
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- JUST...NEED...REST.
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- UH-OH, TEACHER DOWN.
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- NOW WE'LL HAVE TO TURN BACK.
DARN.
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- NO ONE'S TURNING BACK.
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I NEED THOSE SUMMIT
CELEBRATION SHOTS TO REALLY GRAB
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THOSE EXTREME SPORTZ MANIA
WORLDWIDE, INC. EXECS
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BY THE HACKY SACKS.
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SOMEONE WILL JUST HAVE TO
SHORT-ROPE MR. O'NEILL.
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- AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
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I WILL NEVER PULL
A MAN'S WEIGHT AGAIN.
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[sweeping dramatic
orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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COME ON, SKINNY.
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- THIS IS IT?
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FOR $95 AND CHANGE,
YOU'D THINK
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THEY'D AT LEAST THROW IN
A LOUSY RADIO.
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- JAKE, THE WHOLE PURPOSE
OF THIS TRIP
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IS TO DEEPEN OUR RELATIONSHIP
WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS:
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NO RADIO, NO CHILDREN,
NO TELEVISION, NO CELL PHONE...
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MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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- HEY, LOOK, HELEN,
A BEARSKIN RUG.
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- BEARSKIN?
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ME...OW.
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- WOOF.
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[barking and howling]
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YEAH!
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- MONEY: THAT'S CORPORATE.
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SPONSORSHIP: THAT'S MONEY.
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- WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE
AT THE CAMPSITE BY NOW?
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- YEAH, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME
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THINGS AREN'T GOING
EXACTLY AS PLANNED.
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- PLEASE,
NO ONE OFFER TO HELP.
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I'D HATE TO TAKE ANY PRESSURE
OFF OF MY SLIPPED DISC.
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- GEE,
WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
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- DON'T WORRY, GIRLS.
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WE'LL HAVE NO PROBLEM
REACHING BASE CAMP BEFORE DARK,
228
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AS LONG AS THERE ARE
NO MORE SURPRISES.
229
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- SURPRISE.
230
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- ♪ LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
231
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♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
232
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- 43, 44, 45...
233
00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,433
OKAY, WE'RE MISSING ONE.
234
00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,202
LOOK AROUND.
WHO'S NOT HERE WHO SHOULD BE?
235
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,705
- SOMEONE WITH
ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO TURN BACK
236
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,040
WHILE THERE WAS STILL TIME?
237
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,408
- YEAH, WHERE IS THAT GUY?
238
00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,043
- WHAT'S THAT?
239
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,278
BARCH HERE SAYS O'NEILL
WENT BACK TO THE BUSES
240
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,547
TO LOOK FOR HIS INHALER...
241
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:13,517
ABANDONING HER AFTER ALL
SHE'S DONE FOR HIM, JUST LIKE...
242
00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,321
EVERY OTHER LOUSY MAN
SHE'S EVER KNOWN.
243
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,022
"MEN!
244
00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,257
I HATE THEIR STINKING GUTS."
245
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:21,459
- THE FOOL.
246
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,127
HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT DOWN
IN HIS CONDITION.
247
00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,029
I'M GOING AFTER HIM.
248
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,598
- WOW, THAT'S KIND OF HEROIC.
249
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,132
- HE'S GOT HER VIDEO CAMERA.
250
00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,166
- OH, YEAH.
251
00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,570
- HEY, CHECK IT OUT:
SNOW ANGEL.
252
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,805
- YOU MIGHT WANT TO WAIT
253
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,506
UNTIL THERE'S A LITTLE MORE SNOW
ON THE GROUND.
254
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,641
- [groans]
255
00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,577
- MR. DEMARTINO,
CONSIDERING THE LOW VISIBILITY,
256
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,446
SHOULDN'T WE HAVE A BUDDY SYSTEM
OR SOMETHING?
257
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,615
- I HAD A BUDDY ONCE,
UNTIL I CAME HOME ONE NIGHT,
258
00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,384
AND HE MARRIED MY MOTHER.
259
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,719
- DO WE WANT TO HEAR
ANY MORE OF THIS STORY?
260
00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,187
- MARCH...FAST.
261
00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,890
- DEMARTINO...
262
00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,760
OUT FINDING FIREWOOD.
263
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,295
GET SUPPLIES UNPACKED.
264
00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,164
REMEMBER, TEAMWORK.
265
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,665
IS THAT...SLEEPING BAG?
266
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,934
MINE!
267
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,072
- IS IT BAD
IF I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET?
268
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,240
- THAT DEPENDS.
269
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,942
HOW MUCH DO YOU ENJOY WALKING?
270
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,378
- BABE, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I'M NOT MAD ANYMORE
271
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,478
THAT YOU DIDN'T THANK ME.
272
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,381
- YOU WANTED ME TO THANK YOU
FOR THIS?
273
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,516
- EWW!
274
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,319
BUT NO...
I MEANT FOR THE FLOWERS.
275
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,889
- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET THESE SUPPLY BAGS OPEN
276
00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,525
AND START DISTRIBUTING BLANKETS,
FOOD, AND...
277
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,193
PINK OSTRICH FEATHER EARMUFFS?
278
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,261
- OH, GREAT.
279
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,729
I WAS WONDERING
WHERE THOSE WERE.
280
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,332
- WEREN'T YOU GUYS SUPPOSED
TO BE CARRYING THE SUPPLY BAGS?
281
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,900
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
282
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,168
- SO WHERE ARE THEY?
283
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,070
- BACK AT THE BUSES...MAYBE?
284
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,972
- PROBABLY.
- DEFINITELY.
285
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,741
- WHAT?
286
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,408
- WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING.
287
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:47,011
WE'RE ISOLATED IN A FREAK STORM
WITH NO SUPPLIES
288
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,380
AND NO WAY OF CONTACTING
THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
289
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,149
- YEAH,
BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
290
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,483
WE'RE GONNA SEE A LYNCHING.
291
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,685
- WHAT?
292
00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,790
- HEY, HONEY, LOOK WHAT I MADE:
A SNOW TURKEY/
293
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,025
- VERY...ABSTRACT, DEAR.
294
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,126
- DAMN IT.
295
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,561
NOW I HAVE TO START
ALL OVER AGAIN.
296
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,164
- JAKE,
AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
297
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,265
- OH, YEAH, MY GLOVES.
298
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,400
OW.
299
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:11,202
- I'M TALKING ABOUT INTIMACY,
JAKE.
300
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,371
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING
ON EACH OTHER,
301
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,439
NOT A SNOW TURKEY.
302
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,341
- BUT WE DID THAT ALREADY,
REMEMBER?
303
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,977
- I MEAN TALKING, CONVERSATION,
COMMUNICATING.
304
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,446
- OH, SURE.
305
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,247
UM, YOU START.
306
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:26,183
- WELL, UM...
307
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,655
[wind howling]
308
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:34,159
- QUINN, BY CAUSING THE SUPPLIES
TO BE LEFT BEHIND,
309
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,327
YOU VIOLATED
THE FASHION CLUB OATH.
310
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,396
- I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS
A FASHION CLUB OATH.
311
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,365
- YEAH, ME EITHER.
- OATH?
312
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,766
- OH, YES:
313
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:44,969
"TO PROMOTE A HEALTHY GLOW
BY NEVER ALLOWING OTHER MEMBERS
314
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,938
TO BE DEPRIVED OF SKIN-ENHANCING
WATER RESERVES."
315
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,475
I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO CALL A VOTE
ON YOUR STANDING, QUINN.
316
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,142
- [gasps]
317
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,479
- I SAY SHE GETS VOTED
OUT OF THE FASHION CLUB
318
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,714
AND SEEKS HER REVENGE
FROM A BOOK DEPOSITORY
319
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,715
WITH A CROSSBOW.
320
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,916
REALLY?
321
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,618
I SAY SHE STAYS IN
AND BECOMES THEIR LEADER,
322
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,921
UNINTENTIONALLY BRINGING ABOUT
THE APOCALYPSE.
323
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,023
- AND WHO THINKS QUINN
SHOULD BE ALLOWED
324
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,725
TO STAY IN THE FASHION CLUB?
325
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,827
- UGH.
326
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,394
- IT'S NOT THE MONEY THAT HURTS.
327
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,731
IT'S HAVING THAT DAMN APOCALYPSE
POSTPONED AGAIN.
328
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,632
- ALL RIGHT, SPORT,
329
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,936
YOU AND MACK HERE ARE GOING OUT
AS SEARCH PARTY NUMBER ONE.
330
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,403
- COOL, A PARTY.
331
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,506
- THIS ISN'T GONNA BE A PARTY,
KEVIN.
332
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,374
YOU'RE GOING OUT INTO
THAT DRIVING, BLINDING,
333
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:27,678
FLESH-TEARING ICE STORM TO LOOK
FOR MS. LI AND MR. O'NEILL.
334
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,846
GOT IT?
335
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,081
- SURE, BUT WHERE'S THE FUNNEL?
336
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,317
- DOWN THE TRAIL,
RIGHT BY THE DANCE FLOOR.
337
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,720
- ALL RIGHT!
338
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,189
- BUT EVEN IF THEY DO FIND
MS. LI AND MR. O'NEILL,
339
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,524
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT FOOD?
340
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,026
- THAT'S WHERE SEARCH PARTY TWO
COMES IN.
341
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:45,563
I'M GOING OUT IN THE STORM
MYSELF LOOKING FOR HELP.
342
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,965
THE REST OF YOU,
CONSERVE YOUR ENERGY.
343
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,767
DO AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.
344
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,536
PRETEND YOU'RE IN CLASS.
345
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,571
- YOU KNOW,
IF THIS STORM DOESN'T LET UP,
346
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,439
IT COULD TAKE DAYS
FOR HELP TO ARRIVE.
347
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,408
- WELL, WHEN EVERYBODY
GETS HUNGRY ENOUGH,
348
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,744
IT'LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE
WHO GETS EATEN FIRST.
349
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,845
- BUT ON THE DOWNSIDE,
350
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,047
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT HERE
WITH THEM.
351
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,148
- GOOD POINT.
352
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,616
HEY, MR. DEMARTINO,
353
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,385
WE'D LIKE TO VOLUNTEER
TO GO WITH YOU.
354
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:12,090
- AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE
YOUR KIND IF FOOLHARDY OFFER,
355
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,391
I HAVE TO DECLINE.
356
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,393
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS OUT THERE.
357
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,797
ONCE YOU WALK OUT THOSE DOORS,
YOU MAY NOT BE COMING BACK.
358
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,866
- OKAY, THEN WE'RE ALL
ON THE SAME PAGE.
359
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:25,035
- VERY WELL,
BUT DRESS FOR SURVIVAL.
360
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:29,674
- WELL, I WAS GONNA DRESS
FOR PERISHING, BUT OKAY.
361
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,877
HEY, QUINN, I NEED TO BORROW
YOUR NECK-INSULATOR THINGY
362
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,712
TO GO OUT
ON THIS HIGHLY DANGEROUS
363
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,281
AND POTENTIALLY DOOMED
RESCUE MISSION, OKAY?
364
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,751
- WHATEVER.
I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS.
365
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,353
- PLEASE STOP
THE SISTERLY TEARS OF CONCERN.
366
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,721
YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE.
367
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,357
- LOOK, CAN YOU PLEASE
STOP TALKING TO ME?
368
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,525
IF THE FASHION CLUB SEES THIS,
369
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,926
I'LL BE LIKE
ONE OF THOSE BABY BIRDS
370
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,861
THAT GETS PUT BACK IN THE NEST,
BUT THE MOTHER KNOWS
371
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,264
IT'S BEEN TOUCHED BY A HUMAN AND
PECKS IT TO DEATH, UNDERSTAND?
372
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,066
- SURE, YOU'RE A BIRDBRAIN.
373
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,401
- HEY, NICE SCARF.
374
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,671
- LOOK,
IT CONVERTS INTO A NOOSE.
375
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,939
- HANDY.
376
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,708
- OKAY, TEAM, NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS, STICK BY MY SIDE.
377
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,577
THAT'S CRUCIAL, UNDERSTAND?
378
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,578
both: YES.
379
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:13,050
- AHHHHHHHHHH!
380
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:17,321
- ♪ LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
381
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,924
♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
382
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,295
- OKAY, QUICK ASSESSMENT
OF OUR SITUATION:
383
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,398
WE'RE LOST IN A BLIZZARD WITH
NO EQUIPMENT AND NO LEADERSHIP,
384
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,767
AND IF WE DON'T GET HELP,
WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO DRAG BACK
385
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,602
THE BODY OF OUR HISTORY TEACHER.
386
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,671
- WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY,
YOU MAKE IT SOUND BAD.
387
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,074
- THEN LET ME REPHRASE:
WHAT STARTED OUT AS A GRIM,
388
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,810
LIFE-NEGATING FIELD TRIP
HAS TURNED INTO A GRIM,
389
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,646
LIFE-NEGATING GAPE
INTO THE VOID.
390
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,548
- WITH OUR LUCK,
WE'LL PROBABLY BE REINCARNATED
391
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,083
AND HAVE TO DO HIGH SCHOOL ALL
OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
392
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:49,187
- THAT DOES IT;
LET'S FIND THOSE BUSES.
393
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,927
- DOES ANYONE WANT TO BORROW
MY SUNSCREEN LIP GLOSS?
394
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,028
I'VE GOT PLENTY.
395
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,363
- FORGET IT, QUINN.
396
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,464
WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU
BACK IN THE FASHION CLUB.
397
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,766
WE HAVE BYLAWS, YOU KNOW.
398
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,534
- WE...HI.
399
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,237
- BUT I TOLD YOU,
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
400
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,106
THE SUPPLIES GOT LEFT BEHIND
FOR MY BAGS.
401
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,242
- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING
SO MUCH STUFF, QUINN.
402
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,846
- IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU WERE
TRYING TO HOG THE SPOTLIGHT.
403
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:17,114
- WHAT?
THAT IS SO NOT TRUE.
404
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,984
I WANTED TO SHARE
ALL MY HOT I-RONDACK STUFF
405
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,385
WITH YOU GUYS.
406
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,653
HERE, STACY,
407
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,856
TAKE THIS CAMOUFLAGE
YAK FUR CANTEEN.
408
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,891
AND, TIFFANY,
THIS METALLIC UTILITY BELT
409
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,227
WITH DETACHABLE
EMERGENCY FOOD KIT IS FOR YOU.
410
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,762
AND, SANDI,
I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU
411
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,898
WITH THIS TITANIC EDITION
CHENILLE GORP BAG.
412
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,599
- WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU BROUGHT FOOD AND WATER?
413
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,136
WE'RE SAVED.
414
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,538
UM, WHERE IS THE FOOD AND WATER?
415
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,174
- WELL,
I WAS GONNA BRING IT ALONG,
416
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,209
BUT IT JUST GOT SO BULKY.
417
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,811
I'M SORRY I'VE DOOMED US
TO A LINGERING DEATH, SANDI.
418
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:48,979
- OH, WELL.
419
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,215
CAN I HAVE YOUR
OSTRICH FEATHER EARMUFFS TOO?
420
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,316
- SURE.
421
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,851
- WELCOME BACK, QUINN.
422
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,022
- [whistling]
423
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,457
- NO WHISTLING.
424
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,191
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BONDING.
425
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,494
- OH, RIGHT.
426
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,495
[whistling]
427
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,896
- JAKE!
- SORRY.
428
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,365
- AHHH! ARRGH!
429
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,334
- MR. DEMARTINO,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
430
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,502
- NEED...PHONE.
431
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,537
- I'M SORRY,
WE DON'T HAVE A PHONE...
432
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,572
- OR A RADIO...
433
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,973
- OR A TELEVISION.
434
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,107
HAVE A SEAT.
435
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,343
- GET COMFY.
- HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CHARADES?
436
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,544
- NEED...HELP.
437
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,578
- YOU'LL DO FINE.
438
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,347
EVERYBODY KNOWS
HOW TO PLAY CHARADES.
439
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,449
- YOU GO FIRST,
MR. DEMARTINO.
440
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,352
- BUT I...
- UH-UH-UH, NO SPEAKING.
441
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,387
- THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE.
442
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,888
- IS IT A BOOK?
443
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:31,889
A TV SHOW?
444
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,624
- AN ADULT MOVIE?
445
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,360
- [grunting]
446
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,263
- I THINK
THIS COULD REALLY BE IT.
447
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,099
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
448
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,566
JUST KEEP WALKING.
449
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,935
WE'LL FIND OUR WAY.
450
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,269
- I DON'T KNOW, DARIA.
451
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,205
THIS IS BAD.
452
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,941
- LISTEN, I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU
ALL THAT CRAP
453
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,308
ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
454
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,111
- WELL, I'M SORRY
I EMBARRASSED YOU
455
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,413
ALL THOSE TIMES
IN FRONT OF MY BROTHER.
456
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,317
- I FEEL LIKE
WE SHOULD SAY MORE.
457
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,019
- I KNOW.
THAT WAS KIND OF PATHETIC.
458
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:06,523
- UM, I'M SORRY MY PARENTS
DIDN'T STOP AT ONE CHILD.
459
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:11,095
- I'M SORRY THEY ADDED
THOSE UGLY BLUE M&Ms.
460
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,129
BETTER?
461
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,465
- I'VE MADE MY PEACE.
462
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,669
- MS. LI?
463
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,271
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
MR. MACKENZIE?
464
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,039
WE'RE MILES
FROM THE BUNKHOUSE.
465
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,542
- MR. DEMARTINO SENT ME
AND KEVIN OUT TO FIND YOU.
466
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,110
- AND WHERE IS KEVIN?
467
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,177
- UM...
468
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,412
- NEVER MIND.
- OKAY.
469
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,449
- I THINK MR. O'NEILL MAY BE
IN THIS CAVE.
470
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,916
LET'S INVESTIGATE.
471
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:36,254
- UM, ALL RIGHT, BUT I HOPE
HE DIDN'T MAKE ANY OTHER FLAGS.
472
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,857
- HELLO,
TIMOTHY O'NEILL HERE.
473
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,760
IF YOU ARE WATCHING
THESE LAST WORDS,
474
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,697
THEN YOU'LL KNOW THAT I'M GONE,
AND YOU'VE FOUND THIS CAMERA.
475
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,632
WELL, YOU ALREADY KNOW
THAT YOU FOUND THE CAMERA,
476
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,402
OBVIOUSLY,
OR HOW WOULD YOU HAVE THE TAPE?
477
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,371
ACTUALLY,
IF YOU FOUND THE CAMERA,
478
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,739
YOU MUST HAVE FOUND ME,
479
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,540
UNLESS YOU RECOVERED THE CAMERA
FROM LOOTERS,
480
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,876
ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY,
IT'S A PRETTY HEINOUS THING
481
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,678
TO STEAL FROM A FROZEN MAN.
482
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,879
ALTHOUGH, COME TO THINK OF IT,
483
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,714
IT'S NOT ACTUALLY
ALL THAT COLD ANYMORE,
484
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,250
AND THE SNOW
GOT RID OF THE POLLEN.
485
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,285
YOU KNOW, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.
486
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,653
MS. LI, WHAT THE HECK?
487
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,555
- O'NEILL, YOU'RE WASTING
EXPENSIVE VIDEOTAPE.
488
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,690
- OH, DEAR.
489
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,925
- NOW PUT THESE ON,
AND LET'S GO.
490
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,627
- A-HEH-HEH-HEH, AHH.
491
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,029
- SO THIS DIDN'T WORK OUT
SO BAD.
492
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,531
WE MANAGED TO SURVIVE
THE BLIZZARD
493
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,099
AND DITCH THE FIELD TRIP.
494
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,667
- PLUS, YOU GOT THAT THING
OFF YOUR CHEST
495
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,936
ABOUT THE BLUE M&Ms.
496
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,337
- DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
FEEL GUILTY
497
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,339
ABOUT LEAVING OUR CLASSMATES
STRANDED IN THE WILD?
498
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,440
- WHO?
499
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,909
- NOW, IF MY CALCULATIONS
ARE CORRECT,
500
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:35,880
THE PARKING LOT IS JUST AROUND
THIS CLUMP OF TREES HERE.
501
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,681
- THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP.
502
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,715
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
503
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,751
- NO, WAIT,
POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN.
504
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,586
TOOT, TOOT.
505
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:43,587
- WHAT'S THAT FOR?
506
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,323
- HUSH MONEY.
507
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,992
- WELL, HOW WAS THE FIELD TRIP
AFTER THE SNOW STOPPED?
508
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,560
DID YOU GIRLS LEARN ANYTHING?
509
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,562
- I LEARNED THAT SOMETIMES
BEING TOO WELL-DRESSED
510
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,830
CAN WORK AGAINST YOU.
511
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,065
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
THAT ONE'S FASHION SENSE
512
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,567
COULD HAVE A DARK SIDE?
513
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,836
THE NORMALLY LIFE-AFFIRMING ACT
OF CHOOSING AN OUTFIT--
514
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,338
- YES, QUINN,
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, DARIA?
515
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,041
- I CAME TO THE REALIZATION
THAT GIVEN A CHOICE
516
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,376
BETWEEN SHARING SHELTER
WITH MY FELLOW STUDENTS
517
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,345
OR RISKING DEATH
BY BLINDLY MARCHING
518
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,647
INTO A BLIZZARD,
IT'S BLIZZARD HO FOR ME.
519
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,416
- GOOD FOR YOU, KIDDO.
- JAKE!
520
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,919
- WOW,
AFTER ALL THAT QUALITY TIME,
521
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,053
YOU TWO ARE WORKING TOGETHER
522
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,155
LIKE A WELL-OILED
INTIMACY MACHINE.
523
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,690
- [laughs]
SAY, GIRLS, WHEN WE GET HOME,
524
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,492
WHO'S UP FOR A GAME
OF FAMILY CHARADES?
525
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,496
- I'M NOT SITTING NEXT TO KEVIN.
526
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,300
I DON'T CARE HOW HARD HE BEGS.
527
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,235
WHY ISN'T HE BEGGING?
528
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,270
- UM...
529
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,171
- UH, MR. D.?
530
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,973
MR. O.?
531
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,142
COME OUT, EVERYONE,
HEH-HEH-HEH.
532
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:42,679
UM, Q.B. IN DISTRESS,
HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH...HUH?
533
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,315
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534
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,251
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535
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:02,266
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00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:06,971
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00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,907
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538
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:22,920
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539
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,856
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