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- ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪
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- I NEVER THOUGHT
I WOULD SAY THIS,
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BUT THE GRADES ON THESE TESTS
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WERE MIRACULOUSLY ABOVE
MY LOW EXPECTATIONS.
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- I LIKE A TEACHER WITH
NO AMBITIONS FOR HIS STUDENTS.
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- YEAH, HIGH STANDARDS ONLY
GIVE US SOMETHING TO STRIVE FOR.
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- YES! I PASSED,
AND I GOT THE EXTRA POINT.
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[cheers]
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- ALL RIGHT!
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- KEVVY, WHAT'S THAT "A" DOING
ON YOUR PAPER?
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- WHY, BRITTANY, THAT'S
THE MOST INTELLIGENT QUESTION
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YOU'VE ASKED ALL YEAR.
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- THANKS.
- KEVIN?
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- I HAVE AN "A"
BECAUSE I GOT 100?
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- THAT'S RIGHT, KEVIN.
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IN FACT, ALMOST
THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM,
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DESPITE REPEATED CRANIAL TRAUMA
AND A CHRONIC INABILITY
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TO SOLVE THE MAZE
ON A CEREAL BOX,
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GOT 100.
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- GO, TEAM, GO.
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- ONLY MR. MACKENZIE GOT A "B."
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- GO, MACK, GO.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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[cheering]
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- FORGIVE ME MY SUSPICIONS,
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BUT IT'S OBVIOUS
THAT SOMEONE, KEVIN,
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GOT AHOLD OF THE TEST
BEFOREHAND, KEVIN,
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WHICH WOULD ACCOUNT
FOR THE JIMMIED LOCK
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ON MY FILING CABINET, KEVIN!
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- BUT WHO DOES
HE REALLY SUSPECT?
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- THAT JIMMY GUY?
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- PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE
TO SHARE WITH US
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YOUR KNOWLEDGE IN THIS MATTER?
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- BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
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- CAN'T ACCUSE HIM
OF LYING THERE.
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- I THINK YOU DO KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT THE INCIDENT, KEVIN.
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I THINK THAT IF YOU DIDN'T STEAL
THE TEST YOURSELF,
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THEN YOU KNOW WHO DID.
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AND IS IT NOT TRUE
THAT YOU NEEDED AN "A"
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TO GET OFF ACADEMIC PROBATION?
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- NAH, THE COACH SAID
HE'D FIX MY--
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I MEAN, HEY, I STUDIED.
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- KEVIN, WHO WERE
THE PRINCIPAL PLAYERS
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IN THE TEAPOT DOME SCANDAL?
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- THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS?
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- TEAPOT DOME, KEVIN,
NOT SUPERDOME.
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- TEAPOT...
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THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS.
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- HOW MANY TEAMS ARE THERE
IN THE NFL?
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I WANT TO KNOW IF THIS IS GOING
TO RUN INTO LUNCH.
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- WHERE WERE YOU
MONDAY AFTERNOON?
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- UM, HANGING OUT WITH THE TEAM?
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- YEAH.
- NO, NO, YEAH, WITH THE TEAM.
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- IT'S COOL.
- WITH THE TEAM.
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[bell rings]
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- BEFORE YOU RUN OFF TO
YOUR NEXT CLASS FOR YOUR NAPS,
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KNOW THAT UNLESS
THE GUILTY PARTY COMES FORTH,
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EVERYONE WILL RECEIVE
AN "F" ON THE TEST.
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DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
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- YEAH.
- YEAH.
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- "F" ALL THE WAY.
- DUDE, WE'RE GONNA FAIL.
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THAT ROCKS.
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- THIS SUCKS.
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THE FIRST TIME
I GET A 95 TOO.
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- FUNNY.
FROM HERE IT LOOKS LIKE AN 84.
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- I GRADE MYSELF ON A CURVE.
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- EVERYONE KNOWS
YOU TOOK THAT TEST,
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SO WOULD YOU JUST ADMIT IT
SO WE DON'T ALL FAIL?
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- YEAH, YOU KNOW,
IF I GET AN "F,"
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I'LL BE KICKED OFF
THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD,
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BECAUSE YOU NEED AT LEAST
A 1.0 AVERAGE TO STAY ON,
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AND THEN MY CHANCES OF BECOMING
A PRO CHEERLEADER
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WILL BE RUINED,
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AND THAT WILL GIVE ME
A PERMANENT HEADACHE.
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- SO GET ONE OF THOSE
REALLY BIG BOTTLES OF ASPIRIN.
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- I MEAN, KEVVY, I'LL HAVE A
HEADACHE NEXT TIME WE'RE ALONE.
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- OH.
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SO YOU WANT ME
TO BRING THE ASPIRIN?
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- OOH!
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- BUT, BABE,
I DIDN'T STEAL THE TEST.
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- YOU JUST COPIED IT
WORD FOR WORD.
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FINE, MR. AND MRS. JEALOUS-BABY.
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NOW I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE HATED
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BRAIN.
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- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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YOU'RE NO LONGER
THE ONLY BRAIN IN THE SCHOOL.
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- HMM, I GUESS
I'LL HAVE TO KILL HIM.
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- AW, DON'T KILL HIM.
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YOU TWO CAN START
A SUPPORT GROUP.
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- SORRY, ALL MY SUPPORT GROUPS
HAVE A ONE-MEMBER LIMIT.
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- DAMN IDIOT,
PRIMA DONNA, CRYBABY CLIENTS.
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THAT'S IT, HELEN!
I'M CHANGING CAREERS.
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- MM-HMM, AND THEY MADE THAT
OFFER WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?
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- HEY, KIDDO,
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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- FINE.
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I HEARD A NEW VOICE INSIDE
MY HEAD, AND KEVIN STOLE A TEST,
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SO EVERYONE'S GETTING AN "F."
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- THAT'S GREAT.
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- DARIA, YOU WERE JUST KIDDING
ABOUT THE VOICE, RIGHT?
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- RELAX. WE DON'T
HAVE TO ANSWER THAT.
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- DARIA, IF YOU NEED
TO TALK, I--
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I KNOW.
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IT'S A CLEAR-CUT CASE
OF NEGLECT.
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- CAN TOO MANY CARROTS
MAKE YOUR HEAD GROW LEAVES?
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UH, WHAT'S THAT, DOC?
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IN ONE HOUR,
ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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WITH THE BRAINS
AND BEAUTY BUTT BUSTER,
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YOU TOO CAN HAVE A ROUNDER...
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- ♪ WE'RE GONNA ROUND UP
THE POSSE ♪
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♪ ROUND UP THE POSSE ♪
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- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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SERENA'S INSIDE THE HOUSE
WITH THAT MURDERER.
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- WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HER
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BEFORE HE FINDS OUT
SHE'S A PRIVATE EYE.
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- WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
FOR YOURSELF NOW, DETECTIVE?
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- I KNEW THE STOLEN MICROFILM
HAD TO BE SEWN INTO THE BIKINI,
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BUT I DIDN'T COUNT ON FALLING
IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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- [snoring]
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[bicycle bell chimes]
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- I'M SURPRISED MS. LI HASN'T
MADE KEVIN CONFESS BY NOW.
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YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S ACTUALLY
WAITING FOR EVIDENCE?
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- NO, SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT HIM
TO ADMIT ANYTHING
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UNTIL SHE'S FINISHED BUILDING
HER NEW INTERROGATION ROOM.
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- HMM, QUESTIONING A SUSPECT
IS MORE FUN WITH A CATTLE PROD.
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- WHAT ISN'T?
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ANYWAY, HALF THE CLASS
ALREADY WANTS TO KILL HIM.
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- THEY'RE JUST SAYING THAT
TO GET OUR HOPES UP.
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clang!
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OUCH.
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- WHEN DID MY LOCKER GET SO BIG?
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- CYANIDE.
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- MUST HAVE COME
FROM THE CAFETERIA.
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- REMIND ME TO SEND
MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF.
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- WOW, HE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD.
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- DYING CAN BE HARSH
ON A PERSON'S APPEARANCE.
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- WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING
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SO THOROUGHLY?
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- IF I MAY OFFER
A SMALL OBSERVATION,
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IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT
MURDERERS FREQUENTLY RETURN
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TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME
TO ADMIRE THEIR HANDIWORK.
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- YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING
ONE OF US DID IT?
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- IF THE SHOE FITS,
MISS LANE!
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- WOW, THIS IS JUST
LIKE CINDERELLA.
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- YES, AND YOU'VE TURNED
INTO TWO PUMPKINS.
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- HUH?
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- SAVE YOUR BREATH, PEOPLE.
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I THINK I KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS HEINOUS CRIME.
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MS. MORGENDORFFER,
IT IS MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU
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THAT YOU
ARE THE NUMBER ONE SUSPECT
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IN THE MURDER
OF KEVIN THOMPSON.
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- WHAT?
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- IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES.
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- NOW, MS. MORGENDORFFER,
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YOU JUST ANSWER
AS TRUTHFULLY AS YOU CAN.
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[snickers] YEAH, RIGHT.
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- CAN'T I JUST SKIP
THE INVESTIGATION
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AND GO STRAIGHT
TO SOLITARY CONFINEMENT?
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- SORRY.
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NO ONE IS GOING TO DEPRIVE ME
OF THE OPPORTUNITY
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TO RIFLE THROUGH
THE PERSONAL PROPERTY
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OF INDIVIDUALS TOTALLY
UNCONNECTED TO THIS CASE--
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OOP, I MEAN, DEPRIVE YOU
OF YOUR RIGHT TO JUSTICE.
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NOW, NAIL HER TO THE WALL.
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- OH, DEAR.
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- WELL, WELL, WELL.
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MISS MORGENDORFFER, WHERE
WERE YOU MONDAY AFTERNOON?
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- HMM, AFTER WATCHING FRUSTRATED
FACULTY MEMBERS SQUANDER
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YET ANOTHER DAY TRYING
TO TEACH THE UNTEACHABLE,
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I WENT HOME AND STUDIED
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SO I WON'T WIND UP IN A JOB
THAT COMBINES
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THE STRESS LEVEL
OF A NEUROSURGEON
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WITH THE PAY SCALE
OF A VIDEO CLERK.
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- YOUR TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT
TO DERAIL MY LINE OF QUESTIONING
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WITH SARCASM HAS BEEN NOTED.
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- WHAT MR. DEMARTINO
IS TRYING TO SAY, DARIA,
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IS THAT A MORE POSITIVE ATTITUDE
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MIGHT MAKE
THIS INFORMAL RAP SESSION
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MORE PLEASANT FOR ALL OF US.
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WOULD YOU LIKE A SODA?
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- ISN'T IT TRUE
THAT YOU WERE FURIOUS AT KEVIN
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FOR CAUSING YOUR "F"
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AND THE BLACK MARK
ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD?
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- IN OTHER WORDS, DARIA,
IS IT AT ALL POSSIBLE
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THAT PERHAPS YOU WERE JUST
A TEENSY BIT FRUSTRATED
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THAT A FELLOW STUDENT'S
ALLEGED TRANSGRESSIONS
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CANCELED OUT
ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK?
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- ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE
YOU GAVE ME THE "F."
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- COOKIES?
THEY'RE CHOCOLATE CHIP.
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- QUIT AVOIDING THE ISSUE
AND ADMIT IT, DARIA.
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YOU HATED KEVIN.
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- WHAT MR. DEMARTINO
IS TRYING TO SAY--
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- THAT'S IT.
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- [gasps] OH.
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- I CAN'T WORK
WITH THIS AMATEUR.
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HE'S SCREWING UP MY DELIVERY.
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DO WE HAVE TO DO
GOOD COP, BAD COP?
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- ANTHONY, IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU HAVE ISSUES ABOUT--
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- OUT!
- EEP!
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- NOW, ABOUT YOUR HATING KEVIN.
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- WHY WOULD I HATE KEVIN?
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JUST BECAUSE HE WAS DESTINED
TO GO PRO
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AND MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
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ENDORSING HIS OWN LINE
OF ODOR-EATERS?
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BECAUSE HE HAD HIS WHOLE LIFE
IN FRONT OF HIM.
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- DAMN HIM.
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- BECAUSE SOCIETY REWARDS
BRAIN-DEAD ATHLETES
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WITH CASH PRIZES
AND RV DEALERSHIPS
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WHILE THE MOST YOU CAN HOPE FOR
IS A CAR ROOF
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THAT DOESN'T LEAK
WHEN IT RAINS?
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- I SHOULD'VE WRAPPED MY HANDS
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AROUND HIS OAFISH YOUNG NECK
AND--
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DARIA,
QUIT CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
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- MR. PIBB?
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- OH!
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- DARIA, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?
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- LET'S SEE.
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NO ONE TALKED TO ME AT LUNCH,
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AND I'M THE NUMBER ONE SUSPECT
IN THE MURDER OF KEVIN THOMPSON.
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- GOOD FOR YOU.
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SAY, DARIA, WHAT WOULD BE
AN EXCITING NEW JOB
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FOR A YOUNGISH,
STILL VITAL SELF-STARTER
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WHO CAN BRING A LOT
TO THE TABLE?
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- WAITER AT PIZZA FOREST?
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- DARIA, YOU WERE JUST KIDDING
ABOUT LUNCH, RIGHT?
225
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,965
DAMN, WHERE'S THAT ABSTRACT?
226
00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,602
- MOM, I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME ADVICE
227
00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,936
ON THE LEGAL SYSTEM
228
00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,672
OR JUST TEACH ME HOW TO SUMMON
GUARDS WITH A TIN CUP.
229
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,708
- SURE, HONEY, BUT RIGHT NOW
I'M LATE FOR MY MEETING,
230
00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,209
SO IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT
TILL I GET BACK.
231
00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,744
- OKAY;
IF I'M NOT HERE,
232
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,779
I'LL BE STARRING
IN THE PRISON RODEO.
233
00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,347
- HAVE FUN.
234
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,348
- GREAT.
235
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,349
- CAN I HELP, HONEY?
236
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,884
- NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A DETECTIVE.
237
00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,686
- DETECTIVE.
238
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,220
OH, YEAH!
239
00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:45,223
- OH, NO.
240
00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,626
AND IF I DON'T FIND OUT
WHO KILLED KEVIN,
241
00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,428
I'M WATCHING SICK, SAD WORLD
IN THE PRISON WEIGHT ROOM.
242
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,531
YOU TRY YELLING "DOWN IN FRONT"
TO SOMEONE WITH HEAD STAPLES.
243
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,099
- LOOK, DARIA, I'D LIKE TO HELP,
244
00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,534
BUT I'VE GOT ANOTHER CRIME
TO SOLVE.
245
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,136
- I SURE HOPE
TOM HASN'T BEEN KIDNAPPED.
246
00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,538
- DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
247
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,539
TRENT'S DEAD.
248
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,540
- WHAT?
249
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:06,177
- COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU.
250
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,912
- TRENT.
251
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,780
- I FOUND HIM
LIKE THIS YESTERDAY.
252
00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,215
I HAVEN'T HAD THE HEART
TO MOVE HIM.
253
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,118
I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK
THAT A ONE-ARMED MAN
254
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,886
IS SOMEHOW INVOLVED.
255
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,989
I GUESS YOU TWO WILL NEVER KNOW
WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.
256
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,557
- OH, HI, DARIA.
257
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,827
JUST CATCHING UP ON A LITTLE
SLEEP BEFORE IT GETS DARK.
258
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,596
OH, HEY, JANEY, CAN I HAVE
MY BACK SCRATCHER?
259
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,698
- THERE YOU ARE, HONEY.
260
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,199
LOOK, I'M A DETECTIVE.
261
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,701
I'M READY TO SOLVE YOUR CASE.
262
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,069
- ENJOY PRISON.
263
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,169
- SACRE BLEU.
264
00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,237
YOUR FACE.
265
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,638
IT'S SO BIG.
266
00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,640
WHAT ABOUT ME?
267
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,740
IS MY FACE BIG TOO?
268
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,376
- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
269
00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,444
THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE LEFT
FOR ME TO TURN,
270
00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,781
AND IT'S NOT PRETTY.
271
00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,851
- ANGELS,
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
272
00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:50,388
STAR QUARTERBACK KEVIN THOMPSON
HAS BEEN MURDERED.
273
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,490
- OH, NO,
BUT HE WAS SO CUTE.
274
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,759
- HOW COME THEY NEVER KILL
THE UGLY PEOPLE?
275
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,295
- OR THE PEOPLE
WHO WEAR SANDALS WITH SOCKS?
276
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,496
- YOU TELL ME, ANGELS.
277
00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,831
YOU'RE THE DETECTIVES.
278
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,199
[laughs]
279
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,267
NOW, THE CHIEF SUSPECT
IN THE CASE HAS HIRED US
280
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,536
TO PROVE HER INNOCENCE,
281
00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:06,938
A MS. DARIA MORGENDORFFER.
282
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:07,939
- OH, NO.
283
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:08,940
- EW.
284
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,442
UPCHUCK, SHE'S SO...
285
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,609
UNPOPULAR.
286
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,377
- HEY, QUINN,
ISN'T SHE, LIKE,
287
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,012
YOUR FAMILY'S CABANA GIRL?
288
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,048
- ACTUALLY,
SHE'S OUR CABANA GIRL'S COU--
289
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,584
OUR CABANA GIRL'S
ADOPTED COUSIN.
290
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,285
- SO WE'LL ACCEPT THE CASE?
291
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,188
SHE'S WILLING TO PAY UP FRONT.
292
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,291
- WELL, I COULD USE
A MATCHING CASE FOR MY GUN,
293
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,794
YOU KNOW, WITH A PEARL HANDLE
AND A BUILT-IN MAKEUP MIRROR.
294
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,597
- YEAH, AND MY HOLSTER
IS SO PRE-GLOCK.
295
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,966
- THIS IS SO WRONG.
296
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,769
MY THIGHS ARE ALL BULGY.
297
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,505
- TIFFANY, DEAR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
298
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,741
- I JUST THOUGHT
I'D CHECK AND SEE
299
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,042
IF ANY OF YOU IS QUITTING
TO GO INTO MOVIES
300
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,278
SO I CAN BE THE NEW ANGEL.
301
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,147
- WE'RE IN, UPCHUCK.
302
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,214
- GOOD WORK, ANGELS.
303
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,917
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU.
304
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,386
FEISTY.
305
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,223
- THE FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO
306
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,058
IS FIND OUT WHERE
THE BODY WAS DUMPED.
307
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,026
- WELL, NOT TO JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS,
308
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,128
BUT THE CRIME SCENE TAPE
MIGHT BE A CLUE.
309
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,196
- REALLY?
310
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,931
I WAS GOING TO SAY
THE POOL OF BLOOD.
311
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,233
- LOOK, A CHALK OUTLINE.
312
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,469
- I WONDER IF IT BELONGS
TO ANYBODY.
313
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,037
- I HOPE NOT.
314
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,006
IT'S SO FAT.
315
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,307
- I KNOW.
316
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,242
DON'T THEY HAVE
CHALK OUTLINE WORKOUTS?
317
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,578
- TIFFANY, YOU'RE NOT
EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
318
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,080
UNTIL QUINN LEAVES
OVER CREATIVE DIFFERENCES.
319
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,082
- WHAT?
- SORRY.
320
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,351
- QUINN, YOU WANT ME TO ERASE
THE CHALK OUTLINE FOR YOU?
321
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,419
- NO, ME.
- ME.
322
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,954
- NO, COME ON, MAN.
323
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,189
HEY, GET OUT THE WAY, MAN.
324
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:36,928
- GUYS, YOU'RE SMUDGING IT.
325
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,668
- [sneezes]
326
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,381
- HMM.
327
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,149
- [sobbing]
328
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,051
- TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT.
329
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,619
KEVIN'S ON HIS FINAL DATE.
330
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,656
GO, MR. O'NEILL.
331
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:08,326
- I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS
ABOUT THE DEARLY DEPARTED.
332
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,994
[sobs]
333
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,796
KEVIN WAS...
334
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,231
[sobs loudly]
335
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:17,001
KEVIN, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU.
336
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:20,338
- COME ON, LET'S GO GRILL
THE MERRY WIDOW.
337
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,141
- I WISH THEY'D GET
THE FUNERAL OVER WITH.
338
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,009
THIS CEMETERY
IS KIND OF DEPRESSING.
339
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,945
- MAYBE THEY SHOULD GET RID
OF ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE.
340
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,079
- GOOD IDEA.
341
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,680
BUT THEY SHOULD BURY THEM
SOMEWHERE ELSE,
342
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,714
DON'T YOU THINK?
343
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,650
- BRITTANY, HOW WERE YOU
AND KEVIN DOING
344
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,419
BEFORE HIS UNTIMELY DEATH?
345
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,287
- WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING,
I SWEAR.
346
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,755
- A LIKELY STORY.
347
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,524
HE WAS GONNA BREAK UP
WITH YOU, WASN'T HE?
348
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,759
- SAY, FOR ANOTHER GIRL
WITH BENDABLE LEGS
349
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,094
AND A MALIBU HOUSE?
350
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,496
- DARIA, JANE,
I CAN'T BELIEVE
351
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,066
YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT
IF KEVIN'S AVAILABLE.
352
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,801
I MEAN,
HITTING ON A DEAD GUY?
353
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,803
THAT'S REALLY SICK.
354
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,071
- [sobbing]
355
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,707
- WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT KEVIN?
356
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:59,143
THAT HE WAS--
WELL, HE WAS, UM...
357
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,045
HE NEVER MADE
ANYONE FEEL STUPID.
358
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,081
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
359
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,483
- I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT
BETTER MYSELF.
360
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,385
- THANKS.
361
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,887
IT'S FUNNY,
362
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,955
BUT I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
I'LL NEVER SEE KEVIN AGAIN.
363
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,490
[chortles]
364
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,726
- IT MUST'VE BEEN TOUGH BEING
AROUND KEVIN DAY IN, DAY OUT.
365
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,594
WHAT WAS THAT NAME
HE USED TO CALL YOU?
366
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,996
MACK MAMA, MACK BROTHER,
MACARTHUR--
367
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,765
- MACK DADDY. MACK DADDY.
368
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,932
I HATED THAT NAME.
369
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,435
HATED IT, DO YOU HEAR ME?
370
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,504
- I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY
THAT I'M GLAD KEVIN IS DEAD.
371
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,574
I WISH ALL MALES WERE DEAD.
372
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:33,244
THANK YOU, AND GO, LIONS.
373
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,879
- LAWNDALE HIGH IS PROUD
TO ANNOUNCE THE ESTABLISHMENT
374
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,349
OF THE KEVIN THOMPSON
MEMORIAL FOUNDATION,
375
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,318
WHICH WILL OVERSEE
PUBLIC SERVICE PROJECTS
376
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,419
IN THE SPIRIT OF KEVIN,
377
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:45,723
LIKE, UM, OR, UH...
378
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,559
SO IN CONCLUSION,
379
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,994
I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE
DISSOLUTION OF THE FOUNDATION
380
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,964
AND REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE PEP
RALLY STARTS IN ONE HOUR.
381
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,432
[applause]
382
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,870
[whistle blowing]
383
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,072
- I CAN'T HELP THINKING
THERE'S SOMETHING IN HERE
384
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,874
THAT UPCHUCK'S ANGELS
OVERLOOKED.
385
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,542
- WOW, THAT'S A STRETCH.
386
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,777
PROBABLY JUST SOME
INCRIMINATING PIECE OF EVIDENCE
387
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:10,982
THAT MS. LI WILL JUMP ALL OVER
AS PROOF OF YOUR GUILT.
388
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,952
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
389
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,619
- MS. MORGENDORFFER,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
390
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,088
FOR THE MURDER
OF KEVIN THOMPSON.
391
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,089
BOOK HER:
392
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,058
MURDER ONE.
393
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,871
- DAD, I THOUGHT
YOU'D BECOME A DETECTIVE.
394
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,240
- I GOT DEPORTED.
395
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,308
LOUSY IMMIGRATION OFFICIALS!
396
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,043
- JAKE, WOULD YOU PLEASE ACT
397
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,978
LIKE YOU'RE THE LAW
ON THESE STREETS?
398
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,013
HONEY--I MEAN YOU LOUSY,
TWO-BIT PUNK--
399
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,716
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE?
400
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,051
- NO, EXCEPT
THAT KEVIN DIED OF EVERYTHING
401
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,820
EXCEPT A GUNSHOT WOUND.
402
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,554
- HEY, CAN I SEE
THAT COOL GUN?
403
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,158
I MEAN, I THINK I SHOULD EXAMINE
THE WEAPON FOR CLUES.
404
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,993
- GUESS YOU WON'T BE DUSTING
FOR FINGERPRINTS.
405
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,094
- HUH?
406
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,529
- LOOK, I DON'T MEAN
TO INTERFERE
407
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,232
WITH YOUR RUSH TO JUDGMENT,
BUT IF YOU GIVE ME TEN MINUTES,
408
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,402
I THINK I CAN PROVE WHO'S
RESPONSIBLE FOR KEVIN'S DEATH.
409
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,771
- GO ON, MS. MORGENDORFFER,
BUT BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
410
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,273
- ROUND UP THE SUSPECTS.
411
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,307
- RIGHT, CHIEF.
412
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,643
I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT.
413
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,578
[Mr. O'Neill crying]
414
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,080
- BUCK UP, SKINNY.
415
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,950
- I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT POOR KEVIN.
416
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,017
- SURE, YOU CAN.
417
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,452
YAH!
418
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,288
- DARIA, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS.
419
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,289
- OH, YEAH.
- YEAH.
420
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,690
- THAT WAS SO YESTERDAY.
- TOTALLY.
421
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,425
- THE REASON
I'VE GATHERED YOU ALL HERE
422
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,527
IS THAT ONE OF YOU
KILLED KEVIN THOMPSON,
423
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,730
AND NO GOOD DEED
SHOULD GO UNPUNISHED.
424
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,964
- IS THIS GOING TO TAKE LONG?
425
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,266
BECAUSE WITH POOR KEVVY GONE,
426
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,001
I NEED TO FIND A DATE
FOR SATURDAY.
427
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,436
- MAYBE I SHOULD'VE BEEN
A VIDEO CLERK.
428
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,040
AT LEAST I WOULD'VE GOTTEN SOME
FREE MOVIES OUT OF MY LOUSY JOB.
429
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,308
"HELLO, SIR.
430
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,878
WILL THAT BE ONE NIGHT OR TWO?"
431
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,680
- MS. MORGENDORFFER,
GET TO THE POINT.
432
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,182
- ON THE MORNING OF KEVIN'S
MURDER, I, BY CHANCE,
433
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,618
COATED MY LOCKER WITH AN
INVISIBLE, TIME-ACTIVATED PAINT.
434
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,954
ANYONE WHO CAME IN CONTACT
WITH THAT LOCKER
435
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,158
WILL NOTICE THAT THEIR HANDS
ARE TURNING A BRIGHT PINK...
436
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,959
NOW.
437
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,227
- SEE? INNOCENT.
438
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,395
- ME TOO.
439
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,763
- ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE
YOU ARE ALL GUILTY.
440
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,233
YOU SEE, I MADE UP THAT STORY
ABOUT THE PAINT,
441
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,802
KNOWING THAT ONLY THE GUILTY
PARTIES WOULD CHECK THEIR HANDS.
442
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,837
- HUH?
443
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:13,871
- ALL RIGHT.
444
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,573
I DID IT,
BUT I HAD JUST CAUSE.
445
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,542
I WORKED ALL MY LIFE
FOR THAT 84,
446
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:22,146
AND HE JUST CAME
AND TOOK IT AWAY, DAMN IT.
447
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,514
I WAS MEETING TOM FOR LUNCH
448
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,016
AND DIDN'T WANT
TO REEK OF GUNPOWDER,
449
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,584
SO I DECIDED
TO SWIPE TRENT'S CYANIDE.
450
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,985
HE AND THE BAND WERE SAVING IT
451
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,122
IN CASE THEY DON'T MAKE IT
BY THE TIME THEY'RE 50.
452
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,524
I WENT TO THE CAFETERIA
AND WAITED FOR KEVIN
453
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,328
TO PERFORM HIS DAILY LUNCH DANCE
OFFERING TO THE GODS.
454
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,464
- [snorts and bays]
455
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,898
I'M A BULL WITH A RUNNY NOSE.
456
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,932
GET IT?
457
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:42,933
RUNNING BULL.
458
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,836
[cheers]
459
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,871
- AND THEN
I SLIPPED THE CYANIDE
460
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,640
INTO HIS NUTTY BUTTER
AND BANANA SANDWICH.
461
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,141
- WHAT A RIOT, MAN.
- YEAH, BABY.
462
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,910
- DUDE, YOU ROCK.
463
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,645
- BUT THAT WAS IT.
464
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,914
I DIDN'T STRANGLE HIM
OR SHOOT HIM WITH AN ARROW
465
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,049
OR EVEN CLUB HIM.
466
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,383
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
467
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,418
I DRAW THE LINE
AT PHYSICAL EXERTION.
468
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,720
- WELL--
- WAIT A MINUTE.
469
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,388
I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT LOCKER.
470
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,723
- TOO LATE.
- DAMN.
471
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,191
- OH, ALL RIGHT.
472
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,427
SO I MAY HAVE HIT HIM A LITTLE
HARD ON THE HEAD WITH MY CLUB
473
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,028
BUT ONLY BECAUSE
I WANTED HIM DEAD.
474
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,029
- REALLY?
475
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,831
ME TOO.
476
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,203
- OH, I TOLD MOM NO ALMONDS.
477
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,139
[warped heartbeat]
478
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,944
[warped droning]
479
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,215
- LATER.
480
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,817
- ET TU, MACK DADDY?
481
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,419
- I TOLD YOU
NOT TO CALL ME THAT.
482
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,587
- I HOPE
THIS ARROW THINGY WORKS.
483
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,122
thud!
484
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,825
- A PAPERBOY GETS MORE RESPECT
THAN I DO.
485
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:44,361
BETTER CHRISTMAS PRESENTS TOO.
486
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,796
thud!
487
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:49,934
- IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY.
488
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,470
- YOUR RIDICULOUS PORTRAYAL
OF A CORPSE
489
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:56,374
IS AN INSULT TO WIDOWS
AND ORPHANS AND ME.
490
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,641
OH, YEAH.
491
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,443
THIS IS REALLY WORKING FOR ME.
492
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,677
MMM.
493
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,546
- AND THEN SHE SAID
SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE
494
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,681
IF V-NECKS MAKE
HER SHOULDERS LOOK SLOPEY.
495
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,184
- NO.
496
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,918
- WE'LL FINISH THIS LATER,
KEVIN.
497
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,187
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
498
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,189
[chuckles]
499
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,191
[laughs maniacally]
500
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,226
- THIS IS ALL VERY WELL
AND GOOD, MS. MORGENDORFFER,
501
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,027
BUT I'M AFRAID
IT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN
502
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,128
THE GUN IN YOUR LOCKER.
503
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,130
- THERE'S MY ANTIQUE
WATER PISTOL.
504
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,732
EXCUSE ME, BUT I NEED THIS.
505
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,201
THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS HERE
TO SHOOT MY CALENDAR.
506
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,537
- WHAT THE HECK.
LET'S EXECUTE HER ANYWAY.
507
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,871
- SORRY, SWEETIE,
508
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,540
I MEAN, YOU LOW-LIFE WEASEL.
509
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,110
- YEAH, HOPE THINGS WORK OUT
FOR YOU IN THE BEYOND.
510
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,046
- WAIT.
DON'T I GET A SAY IN THIS?
511
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,280
- TOO LATE; I ALREADY ORDERED
THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
512
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,616
WITH YOUR HEIGHT SPECIFICATIONS,
513
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,551
AND I'D BE WASTING
VALUABLE SCHOOL FUNDS
514
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,420
IF I DIDN'T PUT IT TO GOOD USE.
515
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,955
- DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF YOUR BONE COLLECTION.
516
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,157
[bell rings]
517
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,259
[alarm buzzing]
518
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,130
- CAN'T GET AUTO INSURANCE
519
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,465
BECAUSE NO ONE
IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
520
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,802
WILL WRITE YOU A POLICY?
521
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,804
- WOW, THAT'S SOME DREAM.
522
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,306
IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO TAKE
THE RAP FOR KILLING KEVIN.
523
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,675
- YOU KNOW, GOOD CAUSE.
524
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,843
- JUST AS I PREDICTED,
525
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,148
THE COWARDLY GUILTY PARTY
HAS REFUSED TO COME FORWARD.
526
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,417
HOWEVER, I'VE DECIDED
NOT TO AUTOMATICALLY FAIL
527
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,019
THE REST OF YOU THIS TIME.
528
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,721
THOSE WITH PLUMMETING SCORES
ON THIS NEW TEST
529
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,823
WILL BE UNDER GREAT SUSPICION,
530
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,593
AS WILL ANY INDIVIDUALS
I JUST DON'T LIKE.
531
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,929
- DOESN'T THAT
MORE OR LESS COVER EVERYONE?
532
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,096
- I'M DYING.
533
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,664
[coughs]
534
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,233
DYING.
535
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,135
- OH, LOOK,
LORD OLIVIER HAS ARRIVED.
536
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,170
- QUIT IT, KEVIN.
- SO LAME.
537
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,371
- JUST KIDDING, GUYS.
538
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,372
[chuckles]
539
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,473
- JUST KIDDING?
540
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,474
[grunts]
541
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,043
- HEY, MR. D...
[choking]
542
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,310
THAT KIND OF HURTS.
543
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:43,113
- TRY WINNING THE HEISMAN TROPHY
WITHOUT A THROAT.
544
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,316
- MAYBE DREAMS DO COME TRUE.
545
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,851
- IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
546
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,285
- MR. D...
[coughs]
547
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,619
YOU CAN STOP NOW.
548
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:50,654
[chuckles nervously]
549
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,922
MR. D?
550
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,091
- ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪
551
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:57,094
[driving rock music]
552
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:05,036
♪ ♪
553
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,472
♪ LA LA LA ♪
554
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,408
♪ ♪
555
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,010
♪ LA LA LA ♪
556
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:16,247
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557
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,282
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558
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,218
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559
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:32,296
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560
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,765
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