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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ ♪
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- CAN YOU TEACH AN OLD DOG
TO TURN TRICKS?
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RUFF!
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CANINE CALL GIRLS
NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- DARIA, HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW
TEENAGE SUPERSTARS MAGAZINE?
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- I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
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I'VE PLASTERED MY WALLS
WITH ITS HOT, SEXY PINUPS.
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- I'LL ASK MOM.
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- DARIA, HAVE YOU SEEN
YOUR FATHER?
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- DID YOU LOOK UNDER THE
TEENAGE SUPERSTARS MAGAZINE?
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- I'LL ASK QUINN.
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- ...NEED SOME MONEY
FOR NEW CLOTHES
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FOR THE STANDARDIZED TEST,
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BECAUSE I HATE FILLING IN
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THOSE LITTLE CIRCLES
IN AN OLD OUTFIT.
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- NOW, DID YOU SEE YOUR FATHER?
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW HIM?
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- HELLO?
ANYBODY?
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PLEASE?
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IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?
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AM I THE ONLY ONE LEFT
IN THE HOUSE?
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- IF I HELP YOU
WITH THE FIRST QUESTION,
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WILL YOU TRY TO DO
THE SECOND ONE ON YOUR OWN?
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- DARIA, THANK GOD!
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YOUR MOTHER'S AT HER WORK THING,
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AND QUINN'S AT HER SCHOOL THING,
AND...
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I THOUGHT I'D BE STUCK
IN HERE FOREVER.
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- OKAY, LISTEN CLOSELY.
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THERE'S A KNOB ON THE DOOR.
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TURN IT COUNTERCLOCKWISE.
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- WE'RE ALL OUT
OF TOILET PAPER, KIDDO!
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?
- OH.
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WELL, I'LL GO GRAB SOME
FROM DOWNSTAIRS.
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- THERE ISN'T ANY DOWNSTAIRS.
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THAT'S WHY I RAN UP HERE.
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DAMN HEART-SMART CHILI.
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- I SEE.
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WALKING AWAY NOW
WITH TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
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- KIDDO, COULD YOU HURRY OVER
TO DRUGS 'N' STUFF
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AND PICK UP A FEW ROLLS?
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- I GET STUCK
ON THE "HURRY" PART.
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- DAMN IT.
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HOW IN HELL WOULD HELEN
HANDLE THIS?
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"HOW IN HELL WOULD HELEN"--
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HEY, I BET THAT'S ONE OF THOSE
BACKWARDS-AND-FORWARD THINGS!
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[pause]
NO, I GUESS NOT.
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- I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW.
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AND SHE'D OFFER ME A BRIBE.
- YEAH!
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IF YOU CAN MAKE IT BACK
IN 15 MINUTES,
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I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE BUCKS.
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- A DECENT BRIBE.
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- 20!
- YOU'RE ON.
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SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.
- HURRY, KIDDO!
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THIS TEENAGE SUPERSTARS
MAGAZINE IS ONLY 64 PAGES.
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- TEN MINUTES.
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I'LL NEVER MAKE IT HOME IN TIME
TO GET THAT 20.
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OF COURSE, I COULD ALWAYS
TURN BACK
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ALL THE CLOCKS IN THE HOUSE,
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BUT HOW WILL I GET
TO HIS WRISTWATCH?
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I WONDER IF THEY SELL
CHLOROFORM HERE.
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- NEXT.
CAN I HELP YOU, DEAR?
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- NO, I JUST CAME TO ENJOY
YOUR REENACTMENT
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OF THE FALL OF SAIGON.
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- YOU MEAN THE CROWD?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
ON HOMECOMING NIGHT?
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- HOMECOMING NIGHT?
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- EVERYONE IN TOWN
IS LINING UP TO SEE THE PARADE.
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[people cheering]
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- NOW, REALLY LOOK
INSIDE YOUR WORK,
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AND ASK, "IN FOCUSING
SO INTENTLY ON MY SUBJECT,
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HAVE I NEGLECTED
MY NEGATIVE SPACE?"
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DARIA.
HAVE YOU SEEN JANE?
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- NOT LATELY.
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- I WAS HOPING SHE MIGHT
HELP US PAINT WINDOWS.
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WE NEED HER COLOR SENSE.
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- CECE, I'M GOING
TO THROW PAINT ON YOU!
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- NOW, GARY, DON'T YOU DARE!
[giggles]
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- NO, PEOPLE.
TREASURE YOUR MEDIUM.
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- MUST GET HOME.
MUST GET HOME.
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[applause]
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[band playing]
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♪ ♪
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[people yelling]
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AH!
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- YOU'LL PAY THROUGH THE NOSE
FOR THAT SHOT, MISSY...
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UNLESS YOU CAN GIVE ME
A PLAUSIBLE REASON
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FOR YOUR BEING HERE.
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- I WAS HAVING
TOO MUCH FUN AT HOME,
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SO I THOUGHT I'D GO OUT
AND GET KILLED
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BY AN UNSTABLE PARADE FLOAT.
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- YEP, THROUGH THE NOSE.
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- I'D STAY AND TALK,
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BUT I'VE GOT 20 BUCKS RIDING
ON MY QUICK ESCAPE.
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JOIN ME?
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- GOT A DATE
WITH A THOUGHTLESS DELINQUENT.
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- YOU'RE MEETING TOM HERE?
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- WHAT BETTER PLACE
THAN A HIGH SCHOOL HOMECOMING
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TO CHRONICLE THE ANARCHIC
DEATH SPIRAL OF WESTERN SOCIETY?
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- SO YOUR DATE CONSISTS
OF MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE.
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- IF YOU MUST BE
ALL SIMPLISTIC ABOUT IT.
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AND YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE...
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- MY DAD SENT ME
ON AN EMERGENCY ERRAND,
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AND I GOT STRANDED.
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- I'M BETTING
HE'S STRANDED TOO.
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OH, LOOK!
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HOPE YOU HAVE TIME FOR A CHEER
BEFORE YOU GO.
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- OKAY, GIRLS, LET'S PUMP UP
THE SPIRIT.
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WHO'S THE TEAM
THAT'S NUMBER ONE?
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LAWNDALE!
LAWNDALE!
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WHO'S THE TEAM
THAT'S LOTS OF FUN?
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LAWNDALE!
LAWNDALE!
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GO...
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FOOTBALL!
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[cheers and applause]
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HMM!
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- KEVIN, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE
SO FRIENDLY UP HERE.
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- RELAX, BABE.
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YOU'RE THE FOOTBALL SWEETHEART,
AND I'M THE Q.B.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TOUCHING YOU
AND STUFF.
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IT'S THE LAW.
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- BUT BRITTANY'S MY FRIEND,
AND SHE'S RIGHT THERE.
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- HEY, WE'RE ELECTED OFFICIALS.
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IT'S LIKE MANIFOLD DESTINY.
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- UM, KEVIN?
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WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE
THROWING CANDY.
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- COOL!
- OUCH!
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OH, THAT REALLY HURT!
OH, MY GOD.
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- CHECK IT OUT;
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I'LL CATCH IT
IN MY MOUTH. OW!
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- THAT'S IT.
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WHEN THE CANDY REACHES
ESCAPE VELOCITY,
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IT'S TIME TO LEAVE.
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- WHERE THE HELL IS TOM?
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
15 MINUTES AGO.
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- I WOULDN'T LET IT BOTHER YOU.
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S A FEW MINUTES
LATE DOESN'T MEAN
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HE'S AN INCONSIDERATE JERK
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WHO WILL ULTIMATELY
BRING YOU NOTHING BUT MISERY.
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- I'M GLAD YOU'RE STARTING
TO WARM TO HIM.
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- I NEED TO CROSS
THIS STREET NOW
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IF I WANT TO MAKE IT HOME
BEFORE THE NEXT ICE AGE.
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SEE YOU.
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- GODSPEED,
INDIANA MORGENDORFFER.
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- MS. MORGENDORFFER,
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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- SLOWLY INSANE, BUT I NEED
TO POP IN AT HOME FIRST.
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- AS PRINCIPAL
OF LAWNDALE HIGH,
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I CAN'T JUST PERMIT SPECTATORS
TO CROSS A PARADE ROUTE.
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- RIGHT.
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ISN'T THAT HOW
WORLD WAR I STARTED?
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- IF YOU WERE TO GET IMPALED
ON A FLOAT
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OR SEXUALLY HARASSED BY A CLOWN,
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THINGS COULD GET UGLY.
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- THINGS ALREADY HAVE,
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BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO DEBATE THIS RIGHT NOW.
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- CROWD CONTROL INADEQUATE.
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NEXT YEAR,
CONSIDER ELECTRIC FENCES.
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- I CAN STILL
MAKE IT BACK IN TIME.
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ALL I NEED IS A CATAPULT
AND A GOOD TAILWIND.
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- RAH, RAH, RAH!
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WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
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- UM, I THINK THE ROARING '20s
ARE BACK THAT WAY.
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- LET'S DO
THE LAWNDALE SHUFFLE.
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- HOW ABOUT THE "GET THE HELL
AWAY FROM ME" SLIDE?
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[Stars and Stripes Forever]
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- MY HEAD'S TOO BIG.
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- THAT'S 'CAUSE
IT'S SO FULL OF DREAMS.
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thud!
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- RAH, RAH, RAH.
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PLEASE HELP ME UP.
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- MS. LI'S GONE.
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
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- [child crying]
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- TAD?
- DARIA?
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OH, DARIA, I'M SCARED.
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- [mewing]
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- SO AM I.
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WHERE ARE YOUR MOM AND DAD?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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I SAW A WINDMILL
IN THE TOY STORE WINDOW,
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SO I WENT TO LOOK,
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'CAUSE THEY'RE SUCH
A CLEAN SOURCE OF ENERGY,
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AND WHEN I TURNED AROUND,
EVERYONE WAS GONE.
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NOW I'M FRIGHTENED I'LL BE
STUCK IN THIS PARADE FOREVER.
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- I KNOW THE FEELING.
LET'S FIND YOU A COP.
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- OH, NO.
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MY DAD SAYS POLICE OFFICERS
TOO OFTEN UTILIZE
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EXCESSIVE FORCE IN THEIR QUEST
FOR EFFICIENT PACIFICATION.
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- AND I'M SURE YOUR FATHER
HAS HAD MORE THAN HIS SHARE
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OF SCRAPES WITH JOHN LAW.
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- WON'T YOU STAY WITH ME,
DARIA?
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- [sighs] COME ON.
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MUCH TO MY SURPRISE,
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MY CONSCIENCE TELLS ME I SHOULD
HELP YOU FIND YOUR PARENTS.
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- HOORAY!
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WITH YOU ALONG, THIS'LL BE
AN EXCITING ADVENTURE,
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LIKE THE TRAVELS OF BABAR.
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- EASY ON THE ELEPHANT
COMPARISONS, KID.
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[people cheering]
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STUPID CONSCIENCE.
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- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART
OF THE PARADE, DARIA?
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- THE THIGH.
NO, WAIT, THE DRUMSTICK.
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- OH.
I LIKE THE CLOWNS.
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- OF COURSE YOU DO.
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KEEP LOOKING FOR YOUR PARENTS.
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- I ALSO LIKE IT WHEN THEY
THROW CANDY FROM THE FLOATS.
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- SINCE WHEN DO YOU EAT CANDY?
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YOU TOLD ME IT WAS POISON.
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- OH, IT IS,
BUT EVERY PIECE I CATCH
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IS ONE CAVITY SOME OTHER
BOY OR GIRL WILL NEVER GET.
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THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
SO REWARDING.
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- TAD, WHEN YOU BRUSH
YOUR TEETH,
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DO YOU EVER SCRUB
RIGHT THROUGH TO YOUR BRAIN?
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- OH, LOOK!
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DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE
THROWING CANDY FROM HIS CAR?
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[horn plays music]
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- NO, THAT CAR HAS THINGS
THROWN AT IT.
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- DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?
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THE DIVINE MS. MMM.
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AND WHO, MAY I ASK,
IS YOUR YOUNG SUITOR?
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- I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE
MY NAME TO STRANGE PEOPLE.
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- AND THEY DON'T COME
ANY STRANGER THAN THIS.
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- SO QUICK TO DISMISS.
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I LIKE THAT...
FOR A WHILE.
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BUT YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR TUNE
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WHEN YOU SEE WHAT I'VE DONE
WITH THE BACK SEAT.
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DOES THE NOTION OF SATIN
UPHOLSTERY GET YOU EXCITED?
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- SURE, IF IT'S LINING
YOUR COFFIN.
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- [purrs] FEISTY!
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I'LL BE PARKED AT THE END
OF THE PARADE ROUTE, GORGEOUS.
231
00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:38,116
SO REMEMBER,
IF THE LOVE MACHINE'S ROCKING,
232
00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:41,252
BY ALL MEANS, COME A-KNOCKING!
233
00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,454
[horn playing]
234
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,522
- DARIA?
235
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,658
- OH. TOM.
236
00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,626
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
WITH JANE?
237
00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,995
SHE WAS WAITING FOR YOU
IN FRONT OF DRUGS 'N' STUFF.
238
00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,096
- OH.
239
00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,565
SHE JUST SAID TO MEET
AT THE PHARMACY;
240
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,966
I THOUGHT
SHE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
241
00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,934
I GUESS IT WAS JUST
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
242
00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,736
- THAT'S WHAT POL POT SAID.
243
00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,705
- HE DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL
2 MILLION PEOPLE;
244
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,774
HE ONLY WANTED TO SCARE THEM.
245
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,042
ANYWAY, WHO'S THIS?
- TAD.
246
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,377
FORMER BABY-SITTING JOB.
247
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,446
HE'S LOST, AND WE'RE LOOKING
FOR HIS PARENTS.
248
00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,315
- HIYA, TAD.
I'M TOM.
249
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,882
MIND IF I TAG ALONG
WITH YOU GUYS?
250
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,651
- ACTUALLY,
WE'D BE BETTER OFF--
251
00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,053
- WE'RE BOTH HEADED BACK
TOWARD DRUGS 'N' STUFF.
252
00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,789
WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER.
253
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,058
- IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO WALK WITH US, FINE,
254
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,960
BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU'LL FIND JANE.
255
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,195
I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS STREET
SO CROWDED BEFORE.
256
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,897
- IT IS A STUNNING ARRAY
OF POD PEOPLE.
257
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,066
IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE I'M GLAD
I DON'T GO TO YOUR SCHOOL.
258
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,467
- UH-HUH.
259
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,637
AND I SUPPOSE YOUR IVY-CHOKED
PREP SCHOOL IS ANY BETTER.
260
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:33,638
WAIT A MINUTE.
261
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,640
WAS I JUST DEFENDING LAWNDALE?
262
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,841
- YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU WERE.
263
00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,943
- WE NEVER HAD
THIS CONVERSATION.
264
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,712
- WHAT CONVERSATION?
265
00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,915
- ALL THIS WAVING IS MAKING
MY ARM TIRED.
266
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,683
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ELSE
WE CAN DO?
267
00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,919
- THERE WAS, UNTIL SOMEONE
268
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,054
HANDED OUT ALL OUR HEAD SHOTS
AT ONCE.
269
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,156
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
270
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,458
OH, I SHOULD HAVE
PACED MYSELF BETTER.
271
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,560
- WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING
THAT SHOWCASES
272
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,895
OUR, LIKE, CHARITY
AND STUFF.
273
00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,197
- PERHAPS WE COULD SELECT
274
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,332
A LESS FORTUNATE GIRL
FROM THE AUDIENCE
275
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,634
AND GIVE HER A MAKEOVER.
276
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,203
- THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA,
SANDI.
277
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,005
- MAYBE WE SHOULD HOP A FLOAT.
278
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,673
WE COULD SEE MORE PEOPLE
THAT WAY,
279
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,175
AND MORE PEOPLE
COULD SEE US.
280
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,343
- ONE: I DON'T HOP FLOATS.
281
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,979
TWO: I DON'T HOP.
282
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,080
- COME ON, DARIA.
283
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,681
YOU GOTTA EMBRACE
THE NIGHTMARE.
284
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,349
DON'T YOU WANT TO WAVE
TO THE CROWD?
285
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,051
- LOOK, TOM, I KNOW
THAT YOU AND JANE
286
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,820
SEE THIS WHOLE THING
AS A BIG JOKE,
287
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,989
BUT THAT'S NOT ME.
288
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,123
[applause]
289
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,757
I STAND CORRECTED.
290
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:29,260
THIS WHOLE THING IS A BIG JOKE.
291
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,662
- UM, QUINN?
292
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:34,265
ISN'T THAT YOUR RELATIVE
OR WHATEVER WALKING TOWARD US?
293
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,533
- OH, NO.
294
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,635
OKAY, WE NEED TO SPEED UP NOW.
295
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,505
- OKAY, PULL HARDER.
OW, MY BACK!
296
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,874
- THIS IS PERFECT.
297
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,110
WE CAN MAKE HER OVER.
298
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,947
- WOW!
THE CROWD WILL BE AMAZED.
299
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,982
- WAIT, NOT THAT FLOAT.
300
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,650
- DARIA, COME ON!
301
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,518
DON'T LEAVE ME.
302
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,320
[crying]
303
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,556
DARIA!
304
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,693
- OKAY, WE LOOKED.
305
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,394
NOW, LET'S GET DOWN BEFORE--
306
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,363
- WE'LL NEED TO APPLY
SOME BASE.
307
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,798
BUT FIRST SOME PRE-BASE.
308
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,400
- DO YOU WANT TO USE
MY SCRUNCHIE?
309
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,067
PLEASE USE MY SCRUNCHIE.
310
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:15,440
- I'LL TAKE
THE "BEFORE" PICTURE.
311
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,375
- CALL THEM OFF,
OR I START HUGGING YOU.
312
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,443
- YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
313
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,413
- TRY ME.
314
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,581
- ISN'T IT GREAT
HOW THEY KEEP ELECTING US
315
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,784
HOMECOMING KING AND QUEEN
EVERY YEAR?
316
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,185
- YES, IT'S SUCH A GENEROUS
AND ENLIGHTENED GESTURE.
317
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,721
IT COMPLETELY MAKES UP
318
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,189
FOR THE TOWN'S UTTER LACK
OF DIVERSITY, IN MY MIND.
319
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,425
- AND WE'RE PLAYING INTO IT.
320
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,726
- DAMN COLLEGE APPLICATIONS.
321
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,361
- THIS IS SO HUMILIATING.
322
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,831
- THIS IS SO HUMILIATING!
LET GO OF ME!
323
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,433
- NOT UNTIL SHE HOLSTERS
THAT HAIR SPRAY.
324
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,869
- UM, QUINN'S COUSIN
OR WHATEVER?
325
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,071
COULD YOU JUST LET US
PULL YOUR HAIR BACK?
326
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,606
IT WON'T, LIKE, HURT.
327
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:52,276
- THAT PRODUCT WAS TESTED
ON BUNNIES AND KITTIES.
328
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,279
- IT WAS?
- DUH.
329
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,746
THAT'S WHY WE USE IT...
330
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,616
SO THOSE CUTE ANIMALS
DIDN'T SUFFER IN VAIN.
331
00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,717
- OH.
332
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,352
- YOU'RE A MEAN OLD WITCH.
333
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,121
- I AM NOT OLD.
- YOU'RE MEAN.
334
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,255
- I AM NOT OLD...
335
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,856
- QUINN, YOUR FRIEND
AND HER FRIENDS
336
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,525
AREN'T GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT.
337
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,160
- THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN
BE UP HERE.
338
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,361
- THERE'S A NEWS FLASH.
339
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,129
WE'RE LOOKING FOR TAD'S PARENTS.
340
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,197
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?
341
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,966
- NO.
NOW, GET DOWN.
342
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,602
- COME ON, TAD.
ENOUGH OF THIS IVORY TOWER.
343
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,903
BACK TO THE STREETS.
344
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,606
- YOU DON'T RESPECT
OTHER SPECIES' RIGHTS.
345
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,574
- SHOVE IT, VEGGIE BOY.
346
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,713
- THAT GIRL JUST DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER.
347
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,648
- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
348
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,116
- WAIT TILL I TELL MY PARENTS
349
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:37,054
I WAS ON A REAL LIVE FLOAT
AND I MET AN ANIMAL ABUSER.
350
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,289
- UH-OH.
351
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,892
THE ANIMALS ARE ABOUT TO EXACT
THEIR REVENGE.
352
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,394
- HERE WE GO, LAWNDALE!
HERE WE GO!
353
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,330
- DIDN'T I JUST LEAVE YOU
FOR DEAD A WHILE AGO?
354
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,331
BEAT IT.
355
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,300
- COME ON, LET'S HAVE A CHEER!
356
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,735
- SHE SAID BEAT IT, LEO.
357
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:51,836
- WOW.
358
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,337
THAT WAS THE MODERN EQUIVALENT
359
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,774
OF LAYING YOUR CAPE
OVER A PUDDLE OF WATER FOR ME.
360
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,575
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW YOU
WELL ENOUGH
361
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,077
TO WEAR MY CAPE
AROUND YOU.
362
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:02,313
WAIT A MINUTE;
WAS THAT A SMILE I JUST SAW?
363
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,481
- A TWITCH.
364
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,082
MORE OF A TIC, REALLY.
365
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,318
- I KNEW YOU WERE HAVING FUN.
WHY HIDE IT?
366
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,287
YOU NEED TO LEARN
HOW TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
367
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,322
AT THE RIDICULOUS HORROR
OF ALL THIS.
368
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,857
LOOK, CHEERLEADERS!
369
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,758
- THE LIONS CAN'T BE BEAT!
370
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,394
THEY'RE LIGHTNING ON THEIR FEET!
371
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,562
THEY'RE THE BEST TEAM
ON OUR STREET
372
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:22,499
OR LOTS OF OTHER STREETS.
HE TOUCHED HER BUTT.
373
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,801
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE?
374
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,136
HE TOUCHED HER BUTT!
375
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,404
OKAY, MR. BUSY HANDS.
376
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,040
LET'S SEE HOW YOUR TEAM DOES
377
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,909
WITHOUT CHEERLEADERS
TO BACK YOU UP.
378
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,446
- UH-OH!
379
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,748
- THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!
380
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,349
TURN, TURN!
381
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,286
- IT'S NOT DESIGNED
TO TURN SO FAST.
382
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,289
[glass shatters]
383
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,094
- WOW.
384
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,662
- IT'S LIKE THE HINDENBURG.
385
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,032
- OH, THE LACK OF HUMANITY.
386
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:59,437
[people cheering]
387
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,305
- THIS IS MAGNIFICENT.
388
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,775
WHEN HOMECOMING PARADES
TURN HELLISH.
389
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,709
- NOW AREN'T YOU GLAD
YOU WERE HERE TO SEE THIS?
390
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,511
- WELL, I DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND
391
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,048
WHY YOU WANTED
TO SHARE THIS WITH JANE.
392
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,249
SORRY YOU NEVER HOOKED UP.
393
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,449
- IT'S OKAY.
394
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,585
BY NOW SHE'D BE SO BUSY
SNAPPING PICTURES,
395
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,053
SHE'D FORGET
I WAS EVEN HERE.
396
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,154
YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.
397
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,890
- YEAH, I KNOW HOW SHE IS.
398
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,558
- THANKS FOR GETTING LOST
IN THE MOMENT WITH ME.
399
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,195
- UM, YOU'RE WELCOME?
400
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,296
- HEH.
401
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,298
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF ALL THIS, TAD?
402
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,700
TAD?
TAD?
403
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,602
- OH, NO.
- HE COULDN'T HAVE GONE FAR.
404
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,271
- DID WE PASS ANY WINDMILLS?
405
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,814
- TAD?
TAD GUPTY?
406
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,282
- I WAS HOLDING HIS HAND LAST,
DARIA.
407
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,516
I'LL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
408
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,318
- MAYBE WE SHOULD
START WAVING AGAIN.
409
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,120
- WHY PLAY
INTO THIS STUPID CHARADE
410
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,254
ANY MORE THAN WE HAVE TO?
411
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,722
- WE DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.
412
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,590
HELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO BE
UP HERE.
413
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,026
- THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD POINT.
414
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,428
WHAT'S THE WORST
THEY COULD DO TO US?
415
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,900
- WHAT HAPPENED?
416
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,301
- OH, WHAT THE HELL.
417
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,771
WE MAY BE TOKENS, BUT WE'RE
DAMN GOOD-LOOKING ONES.
418
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,172
- CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.
419
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,241
HEY, IS THAT DARIA?
420
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,610
- WHAT'S SHE DOING
AT A HOMECOMING PARADE?
421
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,745
- TAD?
TAD?
422
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,414
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
423
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,548
- HEY, IT COULD BE WORSE.
424
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,649
- LET'S SEE.
425
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,883
IN THE PAST HALF-HOUR,
426
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:22,420
I'VE LOST THE CHANCE
TO MAKE 20 BUCKS,
427
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,855
LOST MY DIGNITY ON A FLOAT,
AND, OH, YEAH,
428
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,924
I LOST A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD CHILD.
429
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,260
- WEREN'T YOU ALSO CARRYING
SOME TOILET PAPER BEFORE?
430
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,129
- YEAH.
OKAY, NOW I'M ANGRY.
431
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,364
- DARIA! TOM!
432
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,133
I FOUND MY PARENTS.
433
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,501
THEY WERE LOOKING FOR ME.
434
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,569
- OF COURSE WE WERE LOOKING
FOR YOU, HONEY.
435
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,937
WE WERE SO WORRIED.
436
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,174
DARIA, TAD TOLD US ALL
ABOUT HOW YOU STAYED WITH HIM.
437
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,675
- HOW CAN WE EVER REPAY YOU?
438
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,811
- I HEAR UNCUT DIAMONDS
ARE AS GOOD AS CASH
439
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,278
ON THE OPEN MARKET.
440
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,714
[laughter]
441
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,816
- YES, WELL, THANK YOU, DARIA.
442
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,117
THE NEXT TIME YOU BABY-SIT,
443
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,985
WE'LL BE SURE TO HAVE
SOME EXTRA CARROT STICKS
444
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,587
IN THE FRIDGE JUST FOR YOU.
445
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,456
- COME ON, HONEY.
DARIA HERE IS A HERO.
446
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,424
I SAY WE GET HER
SOME DRIED FRUIT.
447
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,159
- MY CUP RUNNETH OVER.
448
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,962
- MOM, DAD!
WE'RE MISSING THE PARADE.
449
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,097
- WELL, I GUESS WE'D BETTER
FIND A GOOD SPOT.
450
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,499
THANKS AGAIN, DARIA.
451
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,036
- UM, THIS IS WHERE
I SAW JANE BEFORE,
452
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,303
BUT SHE'S NOT HERE NOW.
453
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,438
- WE'VE DONE WHAT WE CAN.
454
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,773
I WOULDN'T STRESS ABOUT IT.
455
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,174
WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME, RIGHT?
456
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,177
- HELP...ME!
457
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,911
- NOT YOU AGAIN.
- REMEMBER US?
458
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,480
WE'RE THE ONES WHO DON'T ENJOY
YOUR HILARIOUS ANTICS.
459
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,216
- CAN'T...BREATHE.
- WHAT'S HE SAYING?
460
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:30,254
- IT'S EITHER "CANNED BEEF"
OR "CAN'T BREATHE."
461
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,423
THE LATTER.
462
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,760
- HELLO? WHERE AM I?
OH.
463
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,628
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
IT'S MR. O'NEILL.
464
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,463
- AND HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN
AWAY WITH IT
465
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:40,931
IF IT WEREN'T
FOR US MEDDLING KIDS.
466
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,132
- OH, MY.
467
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:45,736
WHENEVER I CUT LOOSE,
I ALWAYS GO OVERBOARD.
468
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,404
OH.
469
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,841
- GET GOING!
- WE CAN'T.
470
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,309
- THE PARADE
STOPPED MOVING AGAIN.
471
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,144
- WE CAN'T JUST
STAY HERE FOREVER.
472
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,913
THE SAME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
STARING AT US FOR TOO LONG.
473
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,483
- IT'S LIKE LOOKING
INTO THE SUN.
474
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,551
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY PRETTY,
475
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:04,955
BUT IF YOU DO IT FOR TOO LONG,
YOU GET WRINKLES.
476
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,924
- YEAH.
IT KIND OF HURTS TOO.
477
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:10,394
- MOVE!
MOVE, YOU BIG, UGLY VEHICLES!
478
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,000
- EW!
479
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,268
- THIS IS GROSS.
480
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,368
- UGH!
481
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,404
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
482
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,172
MAYBE THE ELECTRIC BLANKET
483
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,941
IS PUTTING UNDUE STRESS
ON THE BATTERY.
484
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,744
- I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOUR EXCUSE IS, DON GUANO.
485
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,013
YOU NEED TO ROLL THIS CAR
OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW.
486
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:32,116
- THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
LET YOUR BLOOD BOIL.
487
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,350
- YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE PARADE.
488
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,252
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE,
OR WE PUT ON THE CUFFS.
489
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:38,589
- [purrs]
FEISTY.
490
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,791
OW!
491
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,026
AH!
492
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,228
- THEY'RE GONNA KILL HIM.
493
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,230
- LET'S NOT GET OUR HOPES UP.
494
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,866
[laughter]
495
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,969
- THANKS, DARIA.
IT'S FOR THE YEARBOOK.
496
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,539
I'M GETTING SOME REALLY GREAT
PICTURES OF COUPLES TONIGHT.
497
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,707
- NO, TED, WE'RE NOT A--
498
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,974
- I DON'T EVEN
GO TO THIS SCHOOL.
499
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,177
- WELL, IT'S ABOUT
STINKING TIME.
500
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,246
- WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR YOU.
501
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,814
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"BEEN LOOKING"?
502
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,683
- TOM AND I RAN
INTO EACH OTHER.
503
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,718
WE'VE BEEN UP AND DOWN
THE ENTIRE PARADE ROUTE.
504
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,920
- TOGETHER?
AND YET NO TORN CLOTHES?
505
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,122
NO BLOOD?
NO MISSING ORGANS?
506
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,091
- NO, WE GOT ALONG
PRETTY WELL.
507
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,226
RIGHT, DARIA?
508
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,727
- RIGHT, I GUESS.
509
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,395
- I SAID TO MEET
AT DRUGS 'N' STUFF.
510
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,030
WHERE WERE YOU, YOU BIG DOPE?
511
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,765
- NO, YOU SAID AT THE PHARMACY.
512
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,801
- HE WAS AT THE OTHER ONE,
WAITING FOR YOU.
513
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,070
THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM--
RAN INTO HIM.
514
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,705
- MM, I TRIED THERE TOO.
515
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,174
YOU GUYS MUST HAVE LEFT
BEFORE I GOT THERE, I GUESS.
516
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,009
- I GUESS.
- WELL, COME ON.
517
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,845
LET'S GET SOME PIZZA
AND COMPARE BATTLE SCARS.
518
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,717
COME ON, DARIA.
519
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,252
- OH, MY GOSH!
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
520
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,487
[laughs]
OOPS, SORRY.
521
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,555
- WE'RE HAVING A PAINT FIGHT.
WHOO!
522
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,825
- OH, NO, CIVILIAN CASUALTIES.
523
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,327
YOU LOOK GREAT, DARIA.
524
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,561
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
525
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,862
ARE YOU OKAY?
- I'M--
526
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:52,964
- HERE, TAKE MY JACKET.
527
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,366
WISH I'D WORN MY CAPE.
- HUH?
528
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,467
- NO, I'M FINE.
529
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,136
REALLY, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
530
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,037
AN AMAZING TECHNICOLOR
DREAMCOAT.
531
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,106
- I'VE TRAINED HER WELL.
NEVER FEAR PAINT.
532
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,241
- COME ON, DARIA.
533
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,575
WE'LL STOP BY YOUR HOUSE,
534
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,544
AND YOU CAN SHOWER AND CHANGE
BEFORE WE HEAD OUT.
535
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,045
- NO, COME OUT LIKE THAT,
DARIA.
536
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,413
SHAKE UP YOUR IMAGE.
537
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,648
- YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU TWO
JUST GO ON AHEAD?
538
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,650
I THINK I'LL SKIP
THE PIZZA TONIGHT.
539
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,986
I NEED TO GO TALK TO PHARAOH
ABOUT HIS DREAMS.
540
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,822
- AW, COME ON.
- YEAH, COME ON, DARIA.
541
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,523
- I'M KIND OF BEAT.
542
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,458
- OKAY, SEE YOU AROUND.
543
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,493
- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
544
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,067
- WELL, I NEVER WOULD HAVE
BELIEVED IT.
545
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,468
LOOK AT YOU, DARIA,
546
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,904
ALL DECKED OUT
IN THE LAWNDALE COLORS.
547
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,007
I KNEW IF YOU JUST GAVE
SCHOOL SPIRIT A CHANCE,
548
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,341
YOU'D LIKE IT.
549
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,575
GO, LAWNDALE!
550
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,843
RIGHT, DARIA?
551
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,878
SEE YOU IN CLASS.
552
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,814
- RAH.
553
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,317
- DARIA?
554
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,617
DARIA?
555
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,221
PLEASE COME HOME, DARIA.
556
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,756
COME ON; I'VE READ THIS ARTICLE
ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS
557
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,358
FIVE TIMES.
558
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,127
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE MADE IT
30 BUCKS.
559
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,262
DAMN IT!
560
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,964
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561
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,901
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562
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,678
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564
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,149
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565
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,520
♪ ♪
566
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,887
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567
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:31,828
♪ ♪
568
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,267
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569
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,802
♪ ♪
570
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,205
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
571
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,874
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