1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,402 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,471 ♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪ 3 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:08,007 ♪ GOT TO GET OFF ♪ 4 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:10,142 ♪ I MAY GO POP ♪ 5 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,577 EXCUSE ME. 6 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:13,679 EXCUSE ME. 7 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,180 [whistle blows] 8 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:18,417 ♪ I'VE GOT TO BE DIRECT ♪ 9 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,918 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 10 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,087 ♪ IF I'M WRONG, PLEASE CORRECT ♪ 11 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:24,722 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 12 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,993 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 13 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:29,560 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 14 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:32,931 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 15 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,399 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 16 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:37,235 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 17 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:41,873 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪ 18 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,476 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪ 19 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,281 - LISTEN TO THIS SEMINAR. 20 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:53,251 "OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD PROFITS WITH MARTIAN-THEMED RESTAURANTS." 21 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,620 THIS EAT-ERTAINMENT CONFERENCE IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 22 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:57,623 - STOMACH PUMPS SOLD SEPARATELY. 23 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,790 - HEY, LOOK. 24 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,492 THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER IS TERRY BARRY BARLOW. 25 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,127 HE'S A FRANCHISING GENIUS, 26 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:04,897 MADE $40 MILLION OFF THE PIZZA FOREST CHAIN. 27 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,499 - ALL ON THE BACKS OF MINIMUM-WAGE CHIPMUNKS. 28 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:10,335 - JAKE, I DON'T HAVE TO ATTEND ANY OF THESE WORKSHOPS, DO I? 29 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,703 - OF COURSE NOT. 30 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,705 THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF TAX-DEDUCTIBLE CONFERENCES. 31 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,674 YOU JUST SIT BY THE POOL AND LOOK HOT. 32 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,842 - WHERE ARE THOSE DAMN STOMACH PUMPS? 33 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,678 - GOOD, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD A DAY OFF IN-- 34 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,013 - WAIT. 35 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:24,115 YOU'RE LEAVING ME HERE ALONE WITH DARIA ALL WEEKEND? 36 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:25,117 - RELAX. 37 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,885 I'LL USE THE POPULAR THUMBSCREWS. 38 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,020 - I GUESS IF I SCHEDULE 39 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:29,888 MORNING, AFTERNOON, AND EVENING DATES-- 40 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,890 - NO DATING WHILE WE'RE OUT OF TOWN. 41 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,225 - MOM! 42 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,427 - THE BOYS OF LAWNDALE WILL JUST HAVE TO SUFFER. 43 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,695 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 44 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,996 YOU CAN EACH INVITE ONE FRIEND OVER FOR COMPANY. 45 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,666 - BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE JUST ONE FRIEND? 46 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:42,701 - THROW THEM IN A LAKE 47 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,036 AND SEE WHO BOBS TO THE SURFACE FIRST? 48 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,040 - QUINN, ARE YOU BUSY SATURDAY? 49 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,076 I KNOW YOU LIKE BOYS 'R' GUYS, SO I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS. 50 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,210 - I GOT THREE, 'CAUSE I KNOW 51 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:53,712 HOW YOU HATE OTHER PEOPLE'S ELBOWS. 52 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,714 - GENIUS, THEN YOU NEED FIVE SEATS: 53 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,650 EMPTY, ME, EMPTY, QUINN, EMPTY. 54 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:01,153 - UH, SORRY, GUYS, BUT I'M BUSY. 55 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:02,821 THANKS ANYWAY. 56 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,522 - WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THESE? 57 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,691 I HATE BOYS 'R' GUYS. 58 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,358 - BOYS 'R' GUYS SUCK. 59 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,428 - GEE, QUINN, YOUR DATE SATURDAY MUST BE REALLY CUTE 60 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,464 FOR YOU NOT TO BLOW HIM OFF FOR A CONCERT. 61 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,799 - YEAH. 62 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,634 WHAT ABOUT PRIORITIES? 63 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,602 - ACTUALLY, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DATE. 64 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:18,637 I'M STAYING HOME. 65 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,704 [all gasp] 66 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:20,705 - OH, NO. 67 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:21,739 - QUINN MORGENDORFFER, 68 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:24,108 AS PRESIDENT OF THE FASHION CLUB, 69 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:27,712 I'M AFRAID I MUST RELIEVE YOU OF ALL VICE PRESIDENTIAL DUTIES 70 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:30,282 UNTIL YOU HAVE REGAINED YOUR SENSES. 71 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,483 YOUR LIPSTICK, PLEASE. 72 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,051 - UM, SANDI, 73 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:35,153 SO MANY GUYS ASKED ME OUT THIS WEEKEND 74 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,389 THAT I FIGURED IF I STAY HOME THIS ONCE, 75 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,525 THEY'LL ALL WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME EVEN MORE. 76 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,293 - CRAFTY. 77 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,194 - I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE DATES, 78 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:44,862 BUT STACEY, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, 79 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:46,398 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP OVER SATURDAY? 80 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,399 - SURE. 81 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,334 - SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, QUINN, 82 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,735 IS THAT YOU AND STACEY 83 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,505 ARE MORE UNAVAILABLE THAN ME AND TIFFANY. 84 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,708 - UM, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, SANDI. 85 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,510 I WANT YOU ALL TO COME OVER. 86 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,844 - OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN. 87 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:00,879 - THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. 88 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:01,980 I HAVEN'T HAD A SLEEPOVER... 89 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,148 - HMM. 90 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,117 I SENSE A WORRISOME TEEN CONSPIRACY AFOOT. 91 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:07,385 - NO, QUINN'S JUST OBEYING ORDERS 92 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:11,055 BY INVITING ONE PERSON TO SLEEP OVER THIS WEEKEND THREE TIMES. 93 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,492 - AND HOW WILL SHE BE EXPLAINING THE EXTRA DAUGHTERS 94 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:14,560 TO JAKE AND HELEN? 95 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,227 - THEY'RE GOING OUT OF TOWN. 96 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,229 YOU MIND IF I COME OVER SATURDAY NIGHT? 97 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,732 OTHERWISE, I'M AFRAID I'LL END UP DOING TIME FOR 98 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:24,336 DE-ACCESSORIZING A TEENAGE GIRL WITH MY BARE HANDS. 99 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,204 - GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO VISIT YOU IN THE JOINT. 100 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,507 TOM AND I ARE GOING BOWLING WITH HIS FRIENDS SATURDAY. 101 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,675 - OH. 102 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,010 - YOU COULD TAG ALONG. 103 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,512 - NO, THANKS. 104 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,414 I'LL JUST STAY IN AND CURL UP WITH A GOOD DOSE OF STRYCHNINE. 105 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:37,482 - YOU KNOW, DARIA, 106 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,150 NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO STAY HOME. 107 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,786 IT'S A BIG WIDE WORLD OUT THERE. 108 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:41,953 - YES. 109 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,389 IT'S THE WIDTH I FIND SO DISTURBING. 110 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,225 - LANDING A BIG CLIENT LIKE TERRY BARRY BARLOW 111 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,393 IS JUST THE R.X. I NEED 112 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,329 TO GET THE OLD PROFILE BACK ON HIGH. 113 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,697 - THAT'S NICE, DEAR. 114 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,332 BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS SETTLED. 115 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,633 ISN'T IT ENOUGH THEY'RE PAYING 116 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,268 FOR THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY? 117 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,602 - HEY, THIS CONFERENCE 118 00:03:57,604 --> 00:04:00,071 IS RIGHT NEAR THE MUSEUM OF MEDICAL ODDITIES. 119 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,474 DAD, WOULD YOU MIND SWINGING BY THE GIFT SHOP 120 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,042 AND GETTING ME A SKULL CRUSHER? 121 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,376 - SURE THING, KIDDO. 122 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,711 SKULL CRUSHER? 123 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:07,713 EW. 124 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:08,747 - OKAY! 125 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,381 I'LL BE THERE. 126 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:11,416 DAMN! 127 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,450 WELL, THAT'S IT. 128 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,019 I CAN'T GO TO THE CONFERENCE. 129 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,054 THE PORT-A-FRY CLASS ACTION SUIT IS BACK ON. 130 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,422 - BUT, HELEN, I NEED YOU. 131 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,057 THE TICKETS ARE NONREFUNDABLE. 132 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,292 - I'M SORRY, JAKE. REALLY, I AM. 133 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,995 BUT THE FIRM'S COUNTING ON ME. 134 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:24,129 TELL YOU WHAT, 135 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,932 GO GET YOURSELF A NEW SET OF GOLF CLUBS, ON ME, 136 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,034 AND YOU CAN THINK OF ME WHEN YOU'RE HITTING THE BALL, 137 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:30,302 REALLY WHACK IT. 138 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,304 [weak laugh] 139 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,573 I'D BETTER GO REVIEW MY FILE. 140 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,741 - "THE FIRM'S COUNTING ON ME." 141 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,843 GOD FORBID I SHOULD COUNT ON ANYONE. 142 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:41,012 LITTLE JAKEY HAS TO LEARN TO BE SELF-SUFFICIENT. 143 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,748 IT'S WEAK TO DEPEND ON OTHER PEOPLE. 144 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,549 "HEY, YOU DON'T MIND SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS 145 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:46,017 "IN THE BARRACKS, DO YOU, SON? 146 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,019 THE JANITOR WILL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU." 147 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,955 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD... 148 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,623 IN HELL! 149 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,959 [sobbing] 150 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,628 - SURE, WE CAN PLAY MY BOYS 'R' GUYS CDs 151 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,264 AND THE BACKYARD BOYS AND BOYS FROM THE STREET 152 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,966 AND BOYS IN SUITS AND GANG OF BOYS AND-- 153 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,001 - FISH GOT TO SWIM, AND BIRDS GOT TO FLY, 154 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,303 BUT NOT WHEN YOU BAKE THEM BOTH IN A PIE. 155 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,605 SUNDAY BRUNCH IN THE LOONY BIN, 156 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,040 NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 157 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:11,543 - WHY AM I THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS DESERTED? 158 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,545 THE ONE THERE'S NEVER ROOM FOR IN THE CAR? 159 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,548 - UM, DAD, I'D GO WITH YOU, BUT-- 160 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,615 - "I'D GO WITH YOU, 161 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:20,352 "BUT THE DOG NEEDS HIS NAILS CLIPPED. 162 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,521 HAPPY WEDDING, SON." 163 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,389 [wails] 164 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,790 - AND THEN WE CAN WATCH 165 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,726 THE WAIF SPECIAL: BEFORE THEY WERE SUPERMODELS. 166 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,594 - BEFORE THEY WERE SUPERMODELS? 167 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:30,862 [sighs] 168 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,731 I WILL GO WITH YOU, DAD, 169 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:36,168 IF I CAN STOP OFF AT THE MUSEUM AND CHECK OUT THE SLICED MAN. 170 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,602 - YOU'RE ON, KIDDO. 171 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,003 SLICED MAN? 172 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,106 EW. 173 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,107 [Jake gargling water] 174 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,274 - YOU KNOW, HONEY, 175 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,976 YOU COULD REALLY TURN THIS CHANGE OF PLANS 176 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,411 INTO SOMETHING VERY POSITIVE. 177 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:47,745 - [spits] 178 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:49,647 YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THE GOLF CLUBS, HELEN. 179 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,416 - I MEAN THIS TRIP IS A CHANCE 180 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,918 TO REALLY GET TO KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER AS A PERSON: 181 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,887 HER HOPES, HER DREAMS, HER FEARS. 182 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,489 - AW, HELEN, DO I HAVE TO? 183 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,490 - JAKE. 184 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,592 - BUT I'M SCARED. 185 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,527 [lounge music] 186 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,529 I LOVE BUSINESS CLASS. 187 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,796 COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAILS, 188 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,200 ARMRESTS YOU CAN REALLY GET A GRIP ON. 189 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,201 [nervous laugh] 190 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,202 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. 191 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,469 HOW ABOUT A REFILL HERE? 192 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:12,970 - DAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO EASY 193 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:14,673 ON THE COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAILS. 194 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:15,807 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 195 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,543 NEED A DISTRACTION. NEED A DISTRACTION. 196 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,912 "I DID IT. WHY CAN'T YOU?" 197 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,447 DID YOU KNOW TERRY BARRY BARLOW 198 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:24,682 SAVED THE LIVES OF HIS ENTIRE BALLOONING CREW 199 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:25,683 IN AN ICE STORM? 200 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:26,717 HE CLIMBED UP THE ROPES 201 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,820 AND OPENED THE RIP PANEL WITH HIS TEETH. 202 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,022 - I JUST PERFORMED A SIMILAR ACT OF BRAVERY 203 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,824 ON THIS BAG OF PEANUTS. 204 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:36,461 - OF COURSE, WE'VE GOT THREE-PRONGED OUTLETS, SANDI. 205 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,997 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, UNCIVILIZATION? 206 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,164 - THEY SETTLED? 207 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,332 DAMN IT, ERIC. 208 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,368 THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT WEEKEND FOR JAKE, 209 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,936 AND I WAS GONNA-- 210 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,070 OH, STOP IT, ERIC. 211 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,939 YOU DO NOT. YOU DO NOT. 212 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,273 OH, VERY WELL. 213 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,243 YOU SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT KNOWING I'M ON THE JOB. 214 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,477 YOU KNOW, I DO TRY. 215 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:53,612 [laughs lightly] 216 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,780 OH, SURE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE THAT CALL. 217 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:56,981 BYE. - BYE. 218 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,116 - [sighs] 219 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,550 WELL, HONEY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM 220 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,453 WILL BE AROUND THE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND AFTER ALL. 221 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,354 - WHAT? I MEAN GREAT. 222 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,156 BY THE WAY, DID I MENTION SANDI AND TIFFANY 223 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,825 ARE COMING OVER ALONG WITH STACEY? 224 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,559 WELL, I BETTER GO INVENTORY THE Q-TIPS. 225 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,962 - QUINN! I SAID ONE GUEST. 226 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,364 - I KNOW, BUT DARIA AND HER FRIEND AREN'T STAYING, 227 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,233 SO I HAD TO GET SOMEONE TO FILL IN THE SLOTS. 228 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,168 BUT IF IT'S A PROBLEM, WE CAN JUST GO TO SANDI'S, 229 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,670 BECAUSE I KNOW HER MOTHER WOULD BE-- 230 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,072 - FINE. YOUR FRIENDS CAN STAY HERE. 231 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,875 LIKE I WOULD GIVE LINDA THE SATISFACTION. 232 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:30,114 - MAYBE I NEED TO STOP BLAMING DAD FOR MY PROBLEMS 233 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,751 AND CONCENTRATE ON BEING THE BEST FATHER I CAN, 234 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,218 REALLY REACH OUT TO MY LITTLE GIRL, 235 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,787 WHO ALWAYS LOOKS SO LONELY, 236 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,489 AND TELL HER, "I'M HERE FOR YOU. 237 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,490 I ALWAYS WILL BE." 238 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:42,260 YOU KNOW, THE PEANUT REALLY IS A SECOND-CLASS NUT. 239 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:46,498 NOW, CASHEWS, THOSE ARE WHAT THE BIG GUYS EAT, THE CEOs. 240 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,600 - I DON'T CARE IF HE'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, 241 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,602 BUT HE'S AFRAID TO BE AFRAID. 242 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,436 THAT'S WHAT'S SO HEARTBREAKING. 243 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:53,638 HE'S MY FATHER. 244 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,640 SHOULDN'T I LET DOWN THE BARRICADES FOR ONCE 245 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,609 AND TELL HIM I THINK HE'S A HERO? 246 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,678 HOW DID A SALTED GOLDFISH GET IN HERE? 247 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,214 WEIRD. 248 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:03,881 [knock at door] 249 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,984 - HI, GIRLS. POPCORN? 250 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,418 - GEE, QUINN. 251 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,855 YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOUR MOTHER WAS GOING TO BE HERE. 252 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,055 - LAST-MINUTE CHANGE OF PLANS. 253 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,090 THANKS, MOM, BYE NOW. 254 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,692 - WAIT, QUINN. 255 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:16,761 YOU DIDN'T ASK YOUR MOTHER IF SHE MIGHT LIKE A MAKEOVER. 256 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:17,762 - OH, YES! - YEAH. 257 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:20,798 - OH, SANDI, WHAT A GREAT IDEA. 258 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,501 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A MAKEOVER, DO YOU, MOM? 259 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,536 - I SUPPOSE NOT. 260 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,370 - I GUESS IT'S JUST AS WELL. 261 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,372 IF I MAKE YOU LOOK TEN YEARS YOUNGER, 262 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:30,876 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE. 263 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,411 - ACTUALLY, A MAKEOVER SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 264 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,981 I'LL GO CHANGE INTO MY PAJAMAS. 265 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:39,351 - DEAR GOD, NOT THE ONES WITH THE BUMBLEBEES. 266 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,129 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE IT? 267 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,497 TWO ADJACENT ROOMS. 268 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:53,632 MORGENDORFFER. 269 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,299 "M" AS IN "MAD AS HELL." 270 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,068 - I'M SORRY. I JUST DON'T SEE IT. 271 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,136 - JAKE? 272 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,571 JAKE MORGENDORFFER. 273 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,672 - JODIE'S PARENTS? 274 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,040 - HOW YOU DOING, BIG GUY? 275 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,041 - OH, HI, ANDREW. 276 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,042 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 277 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,076 - HELLO, MICHELE. - HI. 278 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,343 - HI. 279 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:08,146 - HOW NICE OF YOU TO BRING YOUR DAUGHTER, JAKE. 280 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,282 - OH, HELEN HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE WORK COME UP. 281 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,716 - REAL GO-GETTER, HUH? 282 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,719 - AND I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES ME THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN? 283 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,289 BECAUSE I'M GOING BACK TO WORK AS SOON AS EVAN'S IN DAY CARE. 284 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:19,824 - NO SON OF MINE IS GOING IN A DAY CARE. 285 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,293 MONTESSORI, MY BUTT. 286 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:23,228 WHY NOT JUST THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES? 287 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,462 GIVE A CALL, JAKE. 288 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,163 WE'LL GRAB A DRINK BEFORE THE RECEPTION. 289 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:28,400 WE'LL BE IN THE TOWER, PENTHOUSE "C." 290 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,401 - THE TOWER? 291 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,402 - MR. MORGENDORFFER? 292 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,803 I THINK I FOUND YOU SOMETHING. 293 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,772 YOU'RE NOT SENSITIVE TO THE SOUNDS OR SMELLS 294 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,841 OF A KITCHEN EXHAUST FAN, ARE YOU? 295 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,443 [rock music] 296 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,445 - THIS IS VERY NICE OF YOU, SANDI. 297 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,612 - MY PLEASURE. 298 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,882 I LIKE TO GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY, HELEN. 299 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:44,949 - HELEN? 300 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,517 OH, WHEN WILL IT END? 301 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,819 WHEN WILL IT END? 302 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,021 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS FOUNDATION? 303 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,625 - A MATTE FINISH IS ALWAYS BEST FOR CONCEALING AGE SPOTS. 304 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:54,826 - YOU KNOW, SANDI, 305 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,629 A FRECKLE OR A LINE HERE OR THERE IS NO SIN. 306 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,798 A FEW LINES IN A WOMAN'S FACE SHOW CHARACTER. 307 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,832 - HMM. 308 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,167 - EXCEPT FOR THE MEAN LITTLE ONES 309 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,169 SOME PEOPLE GET AT THE CORNERS OF THEIR MOUTH 310 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,737 FROM SCOWLING TOO MUCH. 311 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,340 - SHALL I PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS NOW? 312 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,608 - IN A TRULY CIVILIZED SOCIETY, 313 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,610 WISDOM WOULD COUNT MORE THAN APPEARANCE, 314 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,245 AND A GROWN WOMAN OF ACCOMPLISHMENT 315 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,613 WOULDN'T BE RUN OUT OF TOWN 316 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,516 FOR SPROUTING A FEW TINY CROW'S FEET. 317 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,185 SANDI, DO YOU THINK YOUR MOTHER KNOWS A GOOD COLLAGEN MAN? 318 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,620 - SHALL I ASK HER? 319 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,822 - NO! 320 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,223 - I DON'T KNOW, JAKE. 321 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,457 MOST OF THE COMPANIES HERE 322 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,693 LOOK A LITTLE ON THE SMALL-FRY SIDE FOR ME, 323 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,295 BUT THERE'S NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T 324 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,329 DRUM UP SOME BUSINESS. 325 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,930 - SHALL I GO GET THE TOM-TOMS? 326 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:33,931 - [laughs] 327 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,367 - OH, LOOK, TERRY BARRY BARLOW. 328 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,635 HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE ENTREPRENEURFEST 3000. 329 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,437 DID YOU KNOW HE SAVED HIS BALLOON CREW'S LIVES 330 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,505 IN AN ICE STORM? 331 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,607 - AND I'LL BET HE NEVER TALKS ABOUT IT. 332 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,009 - TORE OPEN THE RIP PANEL WITH HIS TEETH. 333 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,277 - HE'S SO... 334 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,445 - MUNCH-ER-OIC? 335 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,447 - ANDREW LANDON, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? 336 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,850 - DOUBLING MY NET WORTH EVERY SIX MONTHS. 337 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,718 - IF YOU DONE IT, IT AIN'T BRAGGING. 338 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,785 [laughter] 339 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,554 - WELL, LOOK WHO I'M TALKING TO. 340 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,289 HEY, HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE, MICHELE? 341 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,424 - FORMER SENIOR V.P. AT U.S. WORLD. 342 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,327 - IMPRESSIVE. WHO ARE YOU WITH NOW? 343 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,262 - ACTUALLY, I'M TAKING A BRIEF HIATUS. 344 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,964 WE RECENTLY HAD A SON. 345 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,199 - ONE OF THE UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECTS OF VIAGRA. 346 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,433 HA, JUST KIDDING. 347 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,102 GOT A PAIR OF NEWBORNS MYSELF. 348 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,871 PAY THEIR MOTHER A NICE SETTLEMENT TOO. 349 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,439 - WANT TO CHECK OUT THE POTATO SALAD SWAN? 350 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,041 - LEAD THE WAY. 351 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,410 - OH, BARLOW, THIS IS JAKE MORGENDORFFER. 352 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,045 HIS DAUGHTER GOES TO SCHOOL WITH OURS. 353 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,380 - AH, THE LITTLE FOUR-EYED GIRL. 354 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,982 NICE TO MEET YOU, REALLY, REALLY GREAT. 355 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,416 - JAKE MORGENDORFFER CONSULTING. 356 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,450 BY CONSULTING, I MEAN-- 357 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,886 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LANDON. 358 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,320 MY NEW CHAIN IS GOING TO BLOW THE LID 359 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,822 OFF THE SIMULATED REGIONAL FAMILY-STYLE SECTOR. 360 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,525 ALLIGATOR ALLEY, NEW ORLEANS CUISINE, 361 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,127 LIVE ALLIGATOR WRESTLING. 362 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,629 - YOU'VE GOT GUTS, BARLOW. 363 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:40,431 THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM SAYS THEME RESTAURANTS HAVE PEAKED. 364 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,232 - THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT CONVENTIONAL WISDOM. 365 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,267 SHIFT THE PARADIGM. 366 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,268 - PUSH THE ENVELOPE. 367 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,636 - THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 368 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,305 - ARE CROCODILES ALLIGATORS, 369 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,874 OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND? 370 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,742 - WHAT IF THIS GIRL'S BOYFRIEND 371 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,845 DOESN'T APPRECIATE HER AS MUCH AS HE USED TO? 372 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,980 WHAT IF WHAT WAS ONCE A HOT RELATIONSHIP 373 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,682 IS NOW SORT OF A DRAG? 374 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,751 LET'S SAY THEY'VE BEEN GOING STEADY FOR-- 375 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,853 OH, I DON'T KNOW-- 20 YEARS. 376 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,389 - WELL, OBVIOUSLY SHE SHOULD FLIRT WITH HIS FRIENDS. 377 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:08,860 - I SAY BREAK UP, IDEALLY, ON HIS BIRTHDAY. 378 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,329 - THESE CHEDDAR CHEESE BISCOTTI ARE AWFUL. 379 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,833 - SO IS THE SIGHT OF GROWN MEN TRYING TO OUTSHAKE EACH OTHER. 380 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,267 - EXCUSE ME, DARIA. 381 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,536 I'M GOING TO RETRIEVE MY HUSBAND BEFORE HE BREAKS HIS HAND 382 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,039 AND I HAVE TO DRESS TWO BABIES EVERY MORNING. 383 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,240 - ALL I'M SAYING IS, 384 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,208 YOU CAN PILE UP YOUR MARKET RESEARCH 385 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,077 LIKE COW PIES IN A PASTURE. 386 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,479 THEY'RE STILL NO SUBSTITUTE FOR TALKING TO THE PEOPLE. 387 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,780 TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER THERE, JACK. 388 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:30,781 - JAKE. 389 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:31,916 - ONE CONVERSATION WITH HER 390 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,484 WILL TELL ME MORE THAN A 50-PAGE REPORT 391 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,020 FROM SOME FANCY-SHMANCY CONSULTING FIRM. 392 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,356 SAY, WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DO AGAIN? 393 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,025 - THESE CHEDDAR CHEESE BISCOTTI ARE GREAT. 394 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,598 - WEARING BRAIDS WITH A HEADBAND IS SO WRONG. 395 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,599 [phone rings] 396 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,700 - NO ONE ANSWER IT. 397 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,268 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UNAVAILABLE. 398 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,803 [electronic beep] HI, I'M NOT HERE, 399 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,337 BUT IF YOU WANT TO SCHEDULE A DATE, 400 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,106 PLEASE LEAVE THE TIME AND DAY DESIRED 401 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,108 AND YOUR CAR'S MODEL, YEAR, AND COLOR, 402 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,442 AND MAYBE I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 403 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,778 BYE. [electronic beep] 404 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,445 - HEY, QUINN, IT'S SCOTT. 405 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,047 WE WERE HOPING TO SEE YOU AT RICKY'S, 406 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,048 BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE. 407 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,049 HOPE EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 408 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,050 - DID YOU REACH QUINN? 409 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,351 - IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 410 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,920 - WANT TO BUY SOME BOYS 'R' GUYS TICKETS? 411 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,254 - WHY IS SCOTT CALLING YOU? 412 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,589 I THOUGHT HE LIKED ME. 413 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,290 - RICKY'S HAVING A PARTY? 414 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,125 [cries] 415 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,261 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T INVITE ME. 416 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,997 I THOUGHT HE THOUGHT I WAS CUTE. 417 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,599 - STACEY, IT'S NOT REALLY A PARTY. 418 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,800 - THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN 419 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,602 WHY YOU STOLE SCOTT AWAY FROM ME. 420 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:28,072 - BUT, SANDI, YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE SCOTT. 421 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,541 YOU SAID HIS FINGERS WERE TOO PUDGY. 422 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,042 - [wails] 423 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:36,748 - YELLOW SANDALS ARE SO WRONG. 424 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,250 - HONEY, TERRY BARRY BARLOW WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 425 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,517 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 426 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,419 - THERE'S SO MUCH ABOUT THIS DAY I CAN'T BELIEVE. 427 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:43,755 - SAY, DARLENE. 428 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,490 WOULD ALLIGATOR WRESTLING GET YOU INTO A RESTAURANT? 429 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,524 - OF COURSE, IT WOULD. 430 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:48,826 - THAT DEPENDS. 431 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,962 IS THERE A RESTAURANT NEXT DOOR WITH COCKFIGHTS? 432 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,629 - [laughs] DARLENE, YOU'RE SHARP. 433 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:53,731 YOU REMIND ME OF ME. 434 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,200 - YEAH. UH, ME TOO. 435 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,534 - YOU TWO LIKE BALLOONING? 436 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,903 - BALLOONING? LIKE UP IN THE AIR? 437 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,672 - THESE CONFERENCES ARE DULL AS DIRT. 438 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,675 LET'S SNEAK OFF TOMORROW MORNING FOR A SPIN IN MY BALLOON. 439 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,777 WE CAN BE BACK IN TIME FOR THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS. 440 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,078 - WAY UP IN THE AIR? 441 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,445 SOUNDS GREAT. 442 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,613 YEAH, THAT'LL BE FUN. 443 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:10,648 RIGHT, DARIA? 444 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,717 - MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF ALLIGATORS. 445 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,918 - DARIA? 446 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,688 OKAY, MEET ME OUT FRONT AT 5:00 A.M. 447 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,456 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. 448 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,826 - OH, UH, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 449 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:22,993 - WELL, MORGENDORFFER, 450 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,929 THE OTHER CADETS ARE GOING TO TURN IN. 451 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:28,032 THEY'RE ALL TUCKERED OUT FROM LAUGHING AT YOUR COWARDICE. 452 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,201 GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LEAVE YOU HERE FOR THE NIGHT. 453 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,836 BY THE WAY, YOUR FATHER CALLED, 454 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,437 AND I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT IT. 455 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:37,575 HE SAYS DON'T BOTHER COMING HOME FOR EASTER. 456 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,642 - HELP ME? 457 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,511 - ♪ LA, LA-LA ♪ 458 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,881 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪ 459 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,250 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪ 460 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,351 ♪ LA-LA ♪ 461 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,852 - GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, KIDDO. 462 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,821 I'LL WAKE YOU AT 4:30. - CAN'T. 463 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,656 I HAVE A DATE AT THE MUSEUM OF MEDICAL ODDITIES TOMORROW 464 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,959 WITH A SALIVARY GLAND TUMOR, REMEMBER? 465 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,395 - BUT, DARIA, THIS BALLOON RIDE IS MY BIG BREAK. 466 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,064 ALLIGATOR ALLEY IS GOING TO NEED LOTS OF MARKETING KNOW-HOW. 467 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,331 WE'RE A TEAM, RIGHT? 468 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,668 - VERY MUCH LIKE AN OLYMPIC SKATING DUO 469 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,236 WITHOUT THE SEQUINS. 470 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,570 - AW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 471 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,405 WHY SHOULD YOU HELP ME OUT? 472 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,974 HERE WE'VE SPENT A WHOLE DAY TOGETHER, 473 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,008 AND I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED 474 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,511 TO FIND OUT, UM, YOUR DREAMS AND FEARS. 475 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,114 - MY BIGGEST FEAR RIGHT NOW IS THAT I'LL WAKE UP 476 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,249 AND THIS CONVERSATION WON'T BE A DREAM. 477 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,950 DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD HANG OUT MORE? 478 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,819 YOU KNOW, BOND? 479 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,021 - UM, I GUESS WE COULD. 480 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,658 - HA. - HMM. 481 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,059 ON THE OTHER HAND, 482 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,061 YOU KNOW HOW WE ALWAYS SIT IN THE KITCHEN TOGETHER 483 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,063 READING THE PAPER AND NOT TALKING? 484 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,465 - IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? 485 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,601 - MAYBE OUR FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP 486 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,536 HAS REACHED THAT RARE LEVEL WHERE WE NO LONGER 487 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,105 HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF EMPTY CONVERSATION. 488 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,406 THAT'S BONDING. 489 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,742 - YEAH, BUT YOUR MOTHER THINKS 490 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,510 THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. 491 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,912 - 6 1/2 "B." 492 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,313 - I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT! 493 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,614 - IT'S MY SHOE SIZE. 494 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,050 - OH. 10 "D." 495 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,120 - OKAY, NOW THAT WE KNOW EACH OTHER'S DEEPEST SECRETS, 496 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,289 I SAY IT'S TIME TO HIT THE SACK. 497 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,991 [sighs] AND I'LL SEE YOU AT 4:30. 498 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,026 - GREAT! 499 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,861 - [grunts] STUPID! 500 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,128 [groaning] 501 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,632 NO MATTER WHAT I DO, PILLOW HAIR. 502 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,901 - THIS PAPAYA JOJOBA OVERNIGHT FACIAL MASK 503 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,404 IS REALLY ITCHY. 504 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,839 - I'M WARNING YOU GUYS, 505 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,674 I DON'T LOOK MY BEST IN THE MORNING. 506 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,075 I HOPE I DON'T SCARE YOU. 507 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,546 - OH, SANDI, I JUST HOPE I DON'T SCARE YOU. 508 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,248 - ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MIND ME TAKING THE BED? 509 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,016 IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY CONDITION-- 510 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:29,219 - OH, YEAH, YOUR CONDITION. 511 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,888 - OF COURSE NOT. 512 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,456 WELL, SWEET DREAMS, EVERYONE. 513 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,025 - SWEET DREAMS. - GOOD NIGHT. 514 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:37,361 [spooky music] 515 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,362 [scissors snicking] 516 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,765 [thunder crashes] 517 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,767 [scissors snicking] 518 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,303 [thunder crashes] 519 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,304 - SANDI! 520 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,305 - QUINN! 521 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,339 - DID YOU HAVE A BAD DREAM? 522 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,606 - A REAL NIGHTMARE. 523 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:50,741 - ME TOO. 524 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,009 - WHAT WAS YOURS ABOUT? 525 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,611 - UM, SOMEONE HURTING PUPPIES. 526 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,947 - MINE WAS ABOUT ORPHANS WHO NEEDED ANKLE BOOTS. 527 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,950 WELL, BACK TO SLEEP. 528 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,052 - NIGHT. 529 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,723 - WHAT'S YOUR FANCY, JAKE? 530 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,291 PLAY TAG WITH THE TREETOPS 531 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,493 OR GO OUT OVER THE WATER FOR A MILE OR TWO? 532 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,163 - OH, UH, WHATEVER IS MORE BOLD AND EXCITING. 533 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,499 - I HEAR THEY HAVE A BOLD AND EXCITING BRUNCH 534 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,599 BACK AT THE HOTEL. 535 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,734 - WHERE IS THE CREW? 536 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,902 IT IS TIME FOR THE GET-GO. 537 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,170 - YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM, ARNO. 538 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,705 MY NEW COMPADRES, JAKE AND DARIA MOGENDAVID. 539 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,040 - THAT'S-- - DON'T BOTHER. 540 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,708 - YOU'D PUT OUR LIVES IN THE HANDS 541 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,310 OF A TEENAGER AND A CONFUSED MAN? 542 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,611 - HEY! 543 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,581 - ALSO, I DO NOT LIKE THE LOOKS OF THOSE CUMULUS. 544 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,049 NO, NO FLIGHT TODAY. 545 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,817 - PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF NOW! 546 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,387 WHEN I SAY "FROG," I EXPECT YOU TO JUMP. 547 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,988 - I AM NOT A HOPPY THING. 548 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,690 I AM A WORLD-CLASS BALLOONIST. 549 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,158 - WHO PAYS YOUR SALARY, BLONDIE? 550 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,060 I MADE YOU, AND I CAN BREAK YOU. 551 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,261 - OH, YES? 552 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,730 WELL, HOW WOULD CNN MR. GEORGE BERNIE SHAW 553 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,299 LIKE TO KNOW I AM THE ONE 554 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,301 WHO RIPPED THE BALLOON OPEN WITH MY TEETH? 555 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:54,906 AND I MYSELF HAVE THE DENTAL RECORDS TO PROVE SO. 556 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,341 [groaning] 557 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,276 - I FEEL TERRIBLE. 558 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,044 - I FEEL HORRIBLE. 559 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,046 - PILLOW HAIR. 560 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,414 - RASH. 561 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,583 [doorbell rings] 562 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,318 - SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, MRS. MORGENDORFFER, 563 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,686 BUT WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT QUINN. 564 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,020 - NO ONE'S SEEN HER ALL WEEKEND. 565 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,556 DID SHE ELOPE OR SOMETHING? 566 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,956 - PLEASE SAY NO. 567 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,658 - YOU DON'T LOOK TIRED AT ALL, QUINN. 568 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:18,195 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T EVEN WEAR MAKEUP TODAY. 569 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,198 [all scream] 570 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,799 - HI, QUINN. 571 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,836 - I SELL MY SOUL TO WET-NURSE THE WHINY BILLIONAIRE, 572 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,305 AND SOMEONE ELSE BALLOONS AROUND THE WORLD FIRST. 573 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,740 OH, DENMARK, HOW I HAVE FAILED YOU. 574 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,676 - YOU COULD STILL BE THE FIRST TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD TWICE. 575 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,678 - TEEN GIRL IS RIGHT. 576 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,712 I SHALL DO IT. 577 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,348 BEGINNING NOW, I QUIT. 578 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,183 - NEXT TIME, I GET A NORWEGIAN. 579 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,818 WELL, LET'S GET CRACKING. 580 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,320 JAKE, GET INTO THE GONDOLA AND MAN THE BURNER. 581 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,388 - WHOOPS. 582 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,857 BROKE THE ZIPPER ON MY SWEATSHIRT. 583 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,024 NO CAN DO. 584 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,525 - A LITTLE NERVOUS, HUH, JAKE? 585 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,427 YOU KNOW HOW I GOT WHERE I AM TODAY? 586 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,029 - I KNOW IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH BALLOON BITING. 587 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,298 - PURE GUTS. 588 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,467 I'VE BEEN FACE-TO-FACE WITH BENGAL TIGERS, 589 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,901 HIMALAYAN SNOW SQUALLS, 590 00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,803 STRANGE KIDS CALLING OUT, "DADDY!" 591 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,505 DID I LET FEAR PARALYZE ME? 592 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,707 NO WAY. 593 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,141 - I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, 594 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,743 YOU CLOUDS THAT ARE LOOKING AN AWFUL LOT 595 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,078 LIKE DAD'S FACE RIGHT NOW! 596 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,245 LET'S BALLOON! 597 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,613 - COME ON, DARIA! 598 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,549 - GEE, I DON'T THINK SO. 599 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,685 WHILE I LOVE A GOOD AIR DISASTER AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON, 600 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,688 I WAS HOPING MY FATHER AND I WOULD BOTH BE AROUND LONG ENOUGH 601 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,257 FOR HIM TO SQUANDER MY INHERITANCE 602 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,558 ON TELEMARKETING SCAMS AND DIGITALIS. 603 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,094 - KIDDO, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 604 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,428 - WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 605 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,296 - REFUSING TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 606 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,600 WITH AN UNMANAGEABLE BAG OF HOT AIR OR HIS BALLOON. 607 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,769 - OH, YEAH? WELL, SCREW THIS CRAP. 608 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,038 I'M GOING SAILING. 609 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,574 - OH, WELL, NO BALLOONING TODAY. DARN IT. 610 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:38,708 [screams] 611 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:39,710 - UM, DAD? 612 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,711 - DON'T WORRY, DARIA. 613 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,446 IT'S BEAUTIFUL UP HERE. 614 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,714 I'M NOT AFRAID! 615 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,351 I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS TO CONQUER MY FEARS! 616 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,686 NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! 617 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,854 [laughs] 618 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,156 [rustling crash] 619 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,624 MOMMY? 620 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,326 - WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE. 621 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:59,129 - WHAT IF THIS GIRL'S BOYFRIEND 622 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,632 DOESN'T APPRECIATE HER AS MUCH AS HE USED TO? 623 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,701 WHAT IF WHAT WAS ONCE A HOT RELATIONSHIP 624 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,436 IS NOW SORT OF A DRAG? 625 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,371 LET'S SAY THEY'VE BEEN GOING STEADY FOR-- 626 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,974 I DON'T KNOW--20 YEARS. 627 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,442 - SORRY THAT BALLOON RIDE 628 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,144 DIDN'T WORK OUT THE WAY YOU WANTED. 629 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:14,545 - I'M FINE, DARIA. 630 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,347 DAMN IT. I'M MORE THAN FINE. 631 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,150 THIS EXPERIENCE HAS GIVEN ME A NEW JOLT OF CONFIDENCE. 632 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,818 OH, SURE, IT WAS PAINFUL HAVING THAT BRANCH REMOVED, 633 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,053 BUT I'VE CONQUERED A FEAR 634 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,322 THAT'S BEEN WITH ME EVER SINCE CHILDHOOD. 635 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,458 I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING NOW. 636 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,926 I OWE YOU ONE, KIDDO. 637 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,161 - WELL, WE STILL HAVE A FEW HOURS 638 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,364 BEFORE WE'RE DUE AT THE AIRPORT. 639 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,666 - IS THAT A-- 640 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,967 COULD THAT REALLY BE A-- 641 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,635 EW. 642 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,238 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 643 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:58,389 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 644 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:03,059 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 645 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,662 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 646 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,440 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪