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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪
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♪ GOT TO GET OFF ♪
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♪ I MAY GO POP ♪
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EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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[whistle blows]
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♪ I'VE GOT TO BE DIRECT ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ IF I'M WRONG,
PLEASE CORRECT ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪
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- LISTEN TO THIS SEMINAR.
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"OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD PROFITS WITH
MARTIAN-THEMED RESTAURANTS."
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THIS EAT-ERTAINMENT CONFERENCE
IS GOING TO BE GREAT.
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- STOMACH PUMPS
SOLD SEPARATELY.
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- HEY, LOOK.
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THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER
IS TERRY BARRY BARLOW.
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HE'S A FRANCHISING GENIUS,
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MADE $40 MILLION
OFF THE PIZZA FOREST CHAIN.
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- ALL ON THE BACKS
OF MINIMUM-WAGE CHIPMUNKS.
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- JAKE, I DON'T HAVE TO ATTEND
ANY OF THESE WORKSHOPS, DO I?
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- OF COURSE NOT.
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THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF
TAX-DEDUCTIBLE CONFERENCES.
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YOU JUST SIT BY THE POOL
AND LOOK HOT.
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- WHERE ARE THOSE
DAMN STOMACH PUMPS?
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- GOOD, BECAUSE
I HAVEN'T HAD A DAY OFF IN--
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- WAIT.
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YOU'RE LEAVING ME HERE ALONE
WITH DARIA ALL WEEKEND?
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- RELAX.
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I'LL USE
THE POPULAR THUMBSCREWS.
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- I GUESS IF I SCHEDULE
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MORNING, AFTERNOON,
AND EVENING DATES--
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- NO DATING
WHILE WE'RE OUT OF TOWN.
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- MOM!
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- THE BOYS OF LAWNDALE
WILL JUST HAVE TO SUFFER.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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YOU CAN EACH INVITE ONE FRIEND
OVER FOR COMPANY.
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- BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO CHOOSE JUST ONE FRIEND?
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- THROW THEM IN A LAKE
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AND SEE WHO BOBS
TO THE SURFACE FIRST?
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- QUINN,
ARE YOU BUSY SATURDAY?
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I KNOW YOU LIKE BOYS 'R' GUYS,
SO I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS.
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- I GOT THREE,
'CAUSE I KNOW
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HOW YOU HATE
OTHER PEOPLE'S ELBOWS.
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- GENIUS,
THEN YOU NEED FIVE SEATS:
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EMPTY, ME,
EMPTY, QUINN, EMPTY.
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- UH, SORRY, GUYS,
BUT I'M BUSY.
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THANKS ANYWAY.
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- WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITH THESE?
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I HATE BOYS 'R' GUYS.
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- BOYS 'R' GUYS SUCK.
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- GEE, QUINN, YOUR DATE SATURDAY
MUST BE REALLY CUTE
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FOR YOU NOT TO BLOW HIM OFF
FOR A CONCERT.
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- YEAH.
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WHAT ABOUT PRIORITIES?
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- ACTUALLY,
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DATE.
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I'M STAYING HOME.
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[all gasp]
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- OH, NO.
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- QUINN MORGENDORFFER,
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AS PRESIDENT
OF THE FASHION CLUB,
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I'M AFRAID I MUST RELIEVE YOU
OF ALL VICE PRESIDENTIAL DUTIES
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UNTIL YOU HAVE REGAINED
YOUR SENSES.
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YOUR LIPSTICK, PLEASE.
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- UM, SANDI,
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SO MANY GUYS
ASKED ME OUT THIS WEEKEND
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THAT I FIGURED
IF I STAY HOME THIS ONCE,
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THEY'LL ALL WANT
TO GO OUT WITH ME EVEN MORE.
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- CRAFTY.
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- I KNOW
YOU GUYS HAVE DATES,
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BUT STACEY,
IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING,
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SLEEP OVER SATURDAY?
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- SURE.
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- SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
QUINN,
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IS THAT YOU AND STACEY
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ARE MORE UNAVAILABLE
THAN ME AND TIFFANY.
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- UM, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,
SANDI.
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I WANT YOU ALL
TO COME OVER.
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- OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SO MUCH FUN.
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- THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
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I HAVEN'T HAD A SLEEPOVER...
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- HMM.
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I SENSE A WORRISOME
TEEN CONSPIRACY AFOOT.
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- NO, QUINN'S
JUST OBEYING ORDERS
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BY INVITING ONE PERSON TO SLEEP
OVER THIS WEEKEND THREE TIMES.
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- AND HOW WILL SHE BE EXPLAINING
THE EXTRA DAUGHTERS
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TO JAKE AND HELEN?
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- THEY'RE GOING OUT OF TOWN.
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YOU MIND
IF I COME OVER SATURDAY NIGHT?
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OTHERWISE, I'M AFRAID
I'LL END UP DOING TIME FOR
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DE-ACCESSORIZING A TEENAGE GIRL
WITH MY BARE HANDS.
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- GUESS I'LL JUST
HAVE TO VISIT YOU IN THE JOINT.
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TOM AND I ARE GOING BOWLING
WITH HIS FRIENDS SATURDAY.
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- OH.
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- YOU COULD TAG ALONG.
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- NO, THANKS.
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I'LL JUST STAY IN AND CURL UP
WITH A GOOD DOSE OF STRYCHNINE.
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- YOU KNOW, DARIA,
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NO ONE IS FORCING YOU
TO STAY HOME.
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IT'S A BIG WIDE WORLD
OUT THERE.
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- YES.
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IT'S THE WIDTH
I FIND SO DISTURBING.
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- LANDING A BIG CLIENT LIKE
TERRY BARRY BARLOW
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IS JUST THE R.X. I NEED
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TO GET THE OLD PROFILE
BACK ON HIGH.
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- THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
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BUT I THOUGHT
IT WAS SETTLED.
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ISN'T IT ENOUGH
THEY'RE PAYING
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FOR THE
RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY?
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- HEY, THIS CONFERENCE
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IS RIGHT NEAR
THE MUSEUM OF MEDICAL ODDITIES.
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DAD, WOULD YOU MIND
SWINGING BY THE GIFT SHOP
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AND GETTING ME
A SKULL CRUSHER?
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- SURE THING, KIDDO.
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SKULL CRUSHER?
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EW.
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- OKAY!
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I'LL BE THERE.
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DAMN!
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WELL, THAT'S IT.
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I CAN'T GO
TO THE CONFERENCE.
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THE PORT-A-FRY CLASS ACTION SUIT
IS BACK ON.
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- BUT, HELEN, I NEED YOU.
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THE TICKETS
ARE NONREFUNDABLE.
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- I'M SORRY, JAKE.
REALLY, I AM.
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BUT THE FIRM'S
COUNTING ON ME.
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TELL YOU WHAT,
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GO GET YOURSELF
A NEW SET OF GOLF CLUBS, ON ME,
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AND YOU CAN THINK OF ME
WHEN YOU'RE HITTING THE BALL,
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REALLY WHACK IT.
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[weak laugh]
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I'D BETTER
GO REVIEW MY FILE.
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- "THE FIRM'S
COUNTING ON ME."
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GOD FORBID
I SHOULD COUNT ON ANYONE.
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LITTLE JAKEY HAS TO LEARN
TO BE SELF-SUFFICIENT.
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IT'S WEAK
TO DEPEND ON OTHER PEOPLE.
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"HEY, YOU DON'T MIND
SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS
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"IN THE BARRACKS,
DO YOU, SON?
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THE JANITOR
WILL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU."
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD...
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IN HELL!
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[sobbing]
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- SURE, WE CAN PLAY
MY BOYS 'R' GUYS CDs
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AND THE BACKYARD BOYS
AND BOYS FROM THE STREET
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AND BOYS IN SUITS
AND GANG OF BOYS AND--
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- FISH GOT TO SWIM,
AND BIRDS GOT TO FLY,
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BUT NOT WHEN
YOU BAKE THEM BOTH IN A PIE.
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SUNDAY BRUNCH
IN THE LOONY BIN,
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NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- WHY AM I THE ONE
WHO'S ALWAYS DESERTED?
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THE ONE THERE'S NEVER ROOM FOR
IN THE CAR?
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- UM, DAD,
I'D GO WITH YOU, BUT--
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- "I'D GO WITH YOU,
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"BUT THE DOG
NEEDS HIS NAILS CLIPPED.
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HAPPY WEDDING, SON."
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[wails]
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- AND THEN WE CAN WATCH
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THE WAIF SPECIAL:
BEFORE THEY WERE SUPERMODELS.
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- BEFORE
THEY WERE SUPERMODELS?
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[sighs]
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I WILL GO WITH YOU, DAD,
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IF I CAN STOP OFF AT THE MUSEUM
AND CHECK OUT THE SLICED MAN.
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- YOU'RE ON, KIDDO.
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SLICED MAN?
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EW.
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[Jake gargling water]
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- YOU KNOW, HONEY,
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YOU COULD REALLY TURN
THIS CHANGE OF PLANS
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INTO SOMETHING VERY POSITIVE.
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- [spits]
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING
OUT OF THE GOLF CLUBS, HELEN.
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- I MEAN
THIS TRIP IS A CHANCE
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TO REALLY GET TO KNOW
YOUR DAUGHTER AS A PERSON:
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HER HOPES, HER DREAMS,
HER FEARS.
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- AW, HELEN,
DO I HAVE TO?
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- JAKE.
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- BUT I'M SCARED.
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[lounge music]
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I LOVE BUSINESS CLASS.
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COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAILS,
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ARMRESTS YOU CAN
REALLY GET A GRIP ON.
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[nervous laugh]
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
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HOW ABOUT A REFILL HERE?
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- DAD,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO EASY
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ON THE
COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAILS.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
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NEED A DISTRACTION.
NEED A DISTRACTION.
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"I DID IT.
WHY CAN'T YOU?"
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DID YOU KNOW
TERRY BARRY BARLOW
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SAVED THE LIVES OF
HIS ENTIRE BALLOONING CREW
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IN AN ICE STORM?
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HE CLIMBED UP THE ROPES
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AND OPENED THE RIP PANEL
WITH HIS TEETH.
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- I JUST PERFORMED
A SIMILAR ACT OF BRAVERY
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ON THIS BAG OF PEANUTS.
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- OF COURSE, WE'VE GOT
THREE-PRONGED OUTLETS, SANDI.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS,
UNCIVILIZATION?
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- THEY SETTLED?
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DAMN IT, ERIC.
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THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT
WEEKEND FOR JAKE,
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AND I WAS GONNA--
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OH, STOP IT, ERIC.
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YOU DO NOT.
YOU DO NOT.
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OH, VERY WELL.
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YOU SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT
KNOWING I'M ON THE JOB.
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YOU KNOW, I DO TRY.
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[laughs lightly]
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OH, SURE,
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THAT CALL.
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BYE.
- BYE.
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- [sighs]
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WELL, HONEY,
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM
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WILL BE AROUND THE HOUSE
THIS WEEKEND AFTER ALL.
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- WHAT?
I MEAN GREAT.
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BY THE WAY, DID I MENTION
SANDI AND TIFFANY
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ARE COMING OVER
ALONG WITH STACEY?
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WELL, I BETTER GO
INVENTORY THE Q-TIPS.
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- QUINN!
I SAID ONE GUEST.
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- I KNOW, BUT DARIA
AND HER FRIEND AREN'T STAYING,
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SO I HAD TO GET SOMEONE
TO FILL IN THE SLOTS.
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BUT IF IT'S A PROBLEM,
WE CAN JUST GO TO SANDI'S,
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BECAUSE I KNOW HER MOTHER
WOULD BE--
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- FINE.
YOUR FRIENDS CAN STAY HERE.
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LIKE I WOULD GIVE LINDA
THE SATISFACTION.
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- MAYBE I NEED TO STOP
BLAMING DAD FOR MY PROBLEMS
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AND CONCENTRATE ON BEING
THE BEST FATHER I CAN,
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REALLY REACH OUT
TO MY LITTLE GIRL,
235
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WHO ALWAYS LOOKS SO LONELY,
236
00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,489
AND TELL HER,
"I'M HERE FOR YOU.
237
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I ALWAYS WILL BE."
238
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YOU KNOW, THE PEANUT REALLY
IS A SECOND-CLASS NUT.
239
00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:46,498
NOW, CASHEWS, THOSE ARE WHAT
THE BIG GUYS EAT, THE CEOs.
240
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- I DON'T CARE
IF HE'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS,
241
00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,602
BUT HE'S AFRAID
TO BE AFRAID.
242
00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,436
THAT'S WHAT'S
SO HEARTBREAKING.
243
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HE'S MY FATHER.
244
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,640
SHOULDN'T I LET DOWN
THE BARRICADES FOR ONCE
245
00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,609
AND TELL HIM
I THINK HE'S A HERO?
246
00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,678
HOW DID A SALTED GOLDFISH
GET IN HERE?
247
00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,214
WEIRD.
248
00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:03,881
[knock at door]
249
00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,984
- HI, GIRLS.
POPCORN?
250
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,418
- GEE, QUINN.
251
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,855
YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOUR MOTHER
WAS GOING TO BE HERE.
252
00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,055
- LAST-MINUTE CHANGE OF PLANS.
253
00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,090
THANKS, MOM,
BYE NOW.
254
00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,692
- WAIT, QUINN.
255
00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:16,761
YOU DIDN'T ASK YOUR MOTHER
IF SHE MIGHT LIKE A MAKEOVER.
256
00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:17,762
- OH, YES!
- YEAH.
257
00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:20,798
- OH, SANDI,
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
258
00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,501
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR A MAKEOVER, DO YOU, MOM?
259
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,536
- I SUPPOSE NOT.
260
00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,370
- I GUESS
IT'S JUST AS WELL.
261
00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,372
IF I MAKE YOU LOOK
TEN YEARS YOUNGER,
262
00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:30,876
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GO OUT
AND BUY A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.
263
00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,411
- ACTUALLY,
A MAKEOVER SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
264
00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,981
I'LL GO CHANGE
INTO MY PAJAMAS.
265
00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:39,351
- DEAR GOD, NOT THE ONES
WITH THE BUMBLEBEES.
266
00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,129
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T HAVE IT?
267
00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,497
TWO ADJACENT ROOMS.
268
00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:53,632
MORGENDORFFER.
269
00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,299
"M" AS IN "MAD AS HELL."
270
00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,068
- I'M SORRY.
I JUST DON'T SEE IT.
271
00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,136
- JAKE?
272
00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,571
JAKE MORGENDORFFER.
273
00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,672
- JODIE'S PARENTS?
274
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,040
- HOW YOU DOING, BIG GUY?
275
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,041
- OH, HI, ANDREW.
276
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,042
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
277
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,076
- HELLO, MICHELE.
- HI.
278
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,343
- HI.
279
00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:08,146
- HOW NICE OF YOU
TO BRING YOUR DAUGHTER, JAKE.
280
00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,282
- OH, HELEN HAD SOME
LAST-MINUTE WORK COME UP.
281
00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,716
- REAL GO-GETTER, HUH?
282
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,719
- AND I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES ME
THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN?
283
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,289
BECAUSE I'M GOING BACK TO WORK
AS SOON AS EVAN'S IN DAY CARE.
284
00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:19,824
- NO SON OF MINE
IS GOING IN A DAY CARE.
285
00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,293
MONTESSORI, MY BUTT.
286
00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:23,228
WHY NOT JUST THROW HIM
TO THE WOLVES?
287
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,462
GIVE A CALL, JAKE.
288
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,163
WE'LL GRAB A DRINK
BEFORE THE RECEPTION.
289
00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:28,400
WE'LL BE IN THE TOWER,
PENTHOUSE "C."
290
00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,401
- THE TOWER?
291
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,402
- MR. MORGENDORFFER?
292
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,803
I THINK
I FOUND YOU SOMETHING.
293
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,772
YOU'RE NOT SENSITIVE
TO THE SOUNDS OR SMELLS
294
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,841
OF A KITCHEN EXHAUST FAN,
ARE YOU?
295
00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,443
[rock music]
296
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,445
- THIS IS VERY NICE OF YOU,
SANDI.
297
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,612
- MY PLEASURE.
298
00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,882
I LIKE TO GIVE BACK
TO THE COMMUNITY, HELEN.
299
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:44,949
- HELEN?
300
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,517
OH, WHEN WILL IT END?
301
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,819
WHEN WILL IT END?
302
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,021
- ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS FOUNDATION?
303
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,625
- A MATTE FINISH IS ALWAYS BEST
FOR CONCEALING AGE SPOTS.
304
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:54,826
- YOU KNOW, SANDI,
305
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,629
A FRECKLE OR A LINE
HERE OR THERE IS NO SIN.
306
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,798
A FEW LINES IN A WOMAN'S FACE
SHOW CHARACTER.
307
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,832
- HMM.
308
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,167
- EXCEPT FOR
THE MEAN LITTLE ONES
309
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,169
SOME PEOPLE GET
AT THE CORNERS OF THEIR MOUTH
310
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,737
FROM SCOWLING TOO MUCH.
311
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,340
- SHALL I PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS
NOW?
312
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,608
- IN A TRULY CIVILIZED
SOCIETY,
313
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,610
WISDOM WOULD COUNT
MORE THAN APPEARANCE,
314
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,245
AND A GROWN WOMAN
OF ACCOMPLISHMENT
315
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,613
WOULDN'T BE RUN OUT OF TOWN
316
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,516
FOR SPROUTING
A FEW TINY CROW'S FEET.
317
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,185
SANDI, DO YOU THINK YOUR MOTHER
KNOWS A GOOD COLLAGEN MAN?
318
00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,620
- SHALL I ASK HER?
319
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,822
- NO!
320
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,223
- I DON'T KNOW, JAKE.
321
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,457
MOST OF THE COMPANIES HERE
322
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,693
LOOK A LITTLE
ON THE SMALL-FRY SIDE FOR ME,
323
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,295
BUT THERE'S NO REASON
WHY YOU SHOULDN'T
324
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,329
DRUM UP SOME BUSINESS.
325
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,930
- SHALL I GO GET
THE TOM-TOMS?
326
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:33,931
- [laughs]
327
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,367
- OH, LOOK,
TERRY BARRY BARLOW.
328
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,635
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
SINCE ENTREPRENEURFEST 3000.
329
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,437
DID YOU KNOW HE SAVED
HIS BALLOON CREW'S LIVES
330
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,505
IN AN ICE STORM?
331
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,607
- AND I'LL BET HE NEVER
TALKS ABOUT IT.
332
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,009
- TORE OPEN THE RIP PANEL
WITH HIS TEETH.
333
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,277
- HE'S SO...
334
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,445
- MUNCH-ER-OIC?
335
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,447
- ANDREW LANDON,
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU?
336
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,850
- DOUBLING MY NET WORTH
EVERY SIX MONTHS.
337
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,718
- IF YOU DONE IT,
IT AIN'T BRAGGING.
338
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,785
[laughter]
339
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,554
- WELL,
LOOK WHO I'M TALKING TO.
340
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,289
HEY, HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE,
MICHELE?
341
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,424
- FORMER SENIOR V.P.
AT U.S. WORLD.
342
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,327
- IMPRESSIVE.
WHO ARE YOU WITH NOW?
343
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,262
- ACTUALLY,
I'M TAKING A BRIEF HIATUS.
344
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,964
WE RECENTLY HAD A SON.
345
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,199
- ONE OF THE UNFORTUNATE
SIDE EFFECTS OF VIAGRA.
346
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,433
HA, JUST KIDDING.
347
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,102
GOT A PAIR OF NEWBORNS
MYSELF.
348
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,871
PAY THEIR MOTHER
A NICE SETTLEMENT TOO.
349
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,439
- WANT TO CHECK OUT
THE POTATO SALAD SWAN?
350
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,041
- LEAD THE WAY.
351
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,410
- OH, BARLOW,
THIS IS JAKE MORGENDORFFER.
352
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,045
HIS DAUGHTER
GOES TO SCHOOL WITH OURS.
353
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,380
- AH, THE LITTLE
FOUR-EYED GIRL.
354
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,982
NICE TO MEET YOU,
REALLY, REALLY GREAT.
355
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,416
- JAKE MORGENDORFFER
CONSULTING.
356
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,450
BY CONSULTING, I MEAN--
357
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,886
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
LANDON.
358
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,320
MY NEW CHAIN IS GOING
TO BLOW THE LID
359
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,822
OFF THE SIMULATED REGIONAL
FAMILY-STYLE SECTOR.
360
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,525
ALLIGATOR ALLEY,
NEW ORLEANS CUISINE,
361
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,127
LIVE ALLIGATOR WRESTLING.
362
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,629
- YOU'VE GOT GUTS, BARLOW.
363
00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:40,431
THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM SAYS
THEME RESTAURANTS HAVE PEAKED.
364
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,232
- THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
CONVENTIONAL WISDOM.
365
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,267
SHIFT THE PARADIGM.
366
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,268
- PUSH THE ENVELOPE.
367
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,636
- THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.
368
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,305
- ARE CROCODILES ALLIGATORS,
369
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,874
OR IS IT
THE OTHER WAY AROUND?
370
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,742
- WHAT IF
THIS GIRL'S BOYFRIEND
371
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,845
DOESN'T APPRECIATE HER
AS MUCH AS HE USED TO?
372
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,980
WHAT IF WHAT WAS ONCE
A HOT RELATIONSHIP
373
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,682
IS NOW SORT OF A DRAG?
374
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,751
LET'S SAY THEY'VE BEEN GOING
STEADY FOR--
375
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,853
OH, I DON'T KNOW--
20 YEARS.
376
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,389
- WELL, OBVIOUSLY SHE SHOULD
FLIRT WITH HIS FRIENDS.
377
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:08,860
- I SAY BREAK UP,
IDEALLY, ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
378
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,329
- THESE CHEDDAR CHEESE BISCOTTI
ARE AWFUL.
379
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,833
- SO IS THE SIGHT OF GROWN MEN
TRYING TO OUTSHAKE EACH OTHER.
380
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,267
- EXCUSE ME, DARIA.
381
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,536
I'M GOING TO RETRIEVE MY HUSBAND
BEFORE HE BREAKS HIS HAND
382
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,039
AND I HAVE TO DRESS TWO BABIES
EVERY MORNING.
383
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,240
- ALL I'M SAYING IS,
384
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,208
YOU CAN PILE UP
YOUR MARKET RESEARCH
385
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,077
LIKE COW PIES
IN A PASTURE.
386
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,479
THEY'RE STILL NO SUBSTITUTE
FOR TALKING TO THE PEOPLE.
387
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,780
TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER THERE,
JACK.
388
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:30,781
- JAKE.
389
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:31,916
- ONE CONVERSATION WITH HER
390
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,484
WILL TELL ME MORE
THAN A 50-PAGE REPORT
391
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,020
FROM SOME FANCY-SHMANCY
CONSULTING FIRM.
392
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,356
SAY, WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOU DO AGAIN?
393
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,025
- THESE CHEDDAR CHEESE BISCOTTI
ARE GREAT.
394
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,598
- WEARING BRAIDS WITH A HEADBAND
IS SO WRONG.
395
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,599
[phone rings]
396
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,700
- NO ONE ANSWER IT.
397
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,268
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
UNAVAILABLE.
398
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,803
[electronic beep]
HI, I'M NOT HERE,
399
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,337
BUT IF YOU WANT
TO SCHEDULE A DATE,
400
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,106
PLEASE LEAVE
THE TIME AND DAY DESIRED
401
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,108
AND YOUR CAR'S MODEL,
YEAR, AND COLOR,
402
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,442
AND MAYBE
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
403
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,778
BYE.
[electronic beep]
404
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,445
- HEY, QUINN, IT'S SCOTT.
405
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,047
WE WERE HOPING
TO SEE YOU AT RICKY'S,
406
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,048
BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE.
407
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,049
HOPE EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
408
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,050
- DID YOU REACH QUINN?
409
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,351
- IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
410
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,920
- WANT TO BUY
SOME BOYS 'R' GUYS TICKETS?
411
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,254
- WHY IS SCOTT CALLING YOU?
412
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,589
I THOUGHT HE LIKED ME.
413
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,290
- RICKY'S HAVING A PARTY?
414
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,125
[cries]
415
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,261
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DIDN'T INVITE ME.
416
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,997
I THOUGHT
HE THOUGHT I WAS CUTE.
417
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,599
- STACEY,
IT'S NOT REALLY A PARTY.
418
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,800
- THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN
419
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,602
WHY YOU STOLE SCOTT
AWAY FROM ME.
420
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:28,072
- BUT, SANDI, YOU SAID
YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE SCOTT.
421
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,541
YOU SAID HIS FINGERS
WERE TOO PUDGY.
422
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,042
- [wails]
423
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:36,748
- YELLOW SANDALS
ARE SO WRONG.
424
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,250
- HONEY, TERRY BARRY BARLOW
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
425
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,517
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
426
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,419
- THERE'S SO MUCH ABOUT THIS DAY
I CAN'T BELIEVE.
427
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:43,755
- SAY, DARLENE.
428
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,490
WOULD ALLIGATOR WRESTLING
GET YOU INTO A RESTAURANT?
429
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,524
- OF COURSE, IT WOULD.
430
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:48,826
- THAT DEPENDS.
431
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,962
IS THERE A RESTAURANT
NEXT DOOR WITH COCKFIGHTS?
432
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,629
- [laughs]
DARLENE, YOU'RE SHARP.
433
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:53,731
YOU REMIND ME OF ME.
434
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,200
- YEAH.
UH, ME TOO.
435
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,534
- YOU TWO LIKE BALLOONING?
436
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,903
- BALLOONING?
LIKE UP IN THE AIR?
437
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,672
- THESE CONFERENCES
ARE DULL AS DIRT.
438
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,675
LET'S SNEAK OFF TOMORROW MORNING
FOR A SPIN IN MY BALLOON.
439
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,777
WE CAN BE BACK IN TIME
FOR THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS.
440
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,078
- WAY UP IN THE AIR?
441
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,445
SOUNDS GREAT.
442
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,613
YEAH, THAT'LL BE FUN.
443
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:10,648
RIGHT, DARIA?
444
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,717
- MORE FUN THAN
A BARREL OF ALLIGATORS.
445
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,918
- DARIA?
446
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,688
OKAY,
MEET ME OUT FRONT AT 5:00 A.M.
447
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,456
- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
448
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,826
- OH, UH,
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
449
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:22,993
- WELL, MORGENDORFFER,
450
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,929
THE OTHER CADETS
ARE GOING TO TURN IN.
451
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:28,032
THEY'RE ALL TUCKERED OUT
FROM LAUGHING AT YOUR COWARDICE.
452
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,201
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LEAVE YOU
HERE FOR THE NIGHT.
453
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,836
BY THE WAY,
YOUR FATHER CALLED,
454
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,437
AND I TOLD HIM
ALL ABOUT IT.
455
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:37,575
HE SAYS DON'T BOTHER
COMING HOME FOR EASTER.
456
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,642
- HELP ME?
457
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,511
- ♪ LA, LA-LA ♪
458
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,881
♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
459
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,250
♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
460
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,351
♪ LA-LA ♪
461
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,852
- GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP,
KIDDO.
462
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,821
I'LL WAKE YOU AT 4:30.
- CAN'T.
463
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,656
I HAVE A DATE AT THE MUSEUM
OF MEDICAL ODDITIES TOMORROW
464
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,959
WITH A SALIVARY GLAND TUMOR,
REMEMBER?
465
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,395
- BUT, DARIA, THIS BALLOON RIDE
IS MY BIG BREAK.
466
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,064
ALLIGATOR ALLEY IS GOING TO NEED
LOTS OF MARKETING KNOW-HOW.
467
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,331
WE'RE A TEAM, RIGHT?
468
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,668
- VERY MUCH LIKE
AN OLYMPIC SKATING DUO
469
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,236
WITHOUT THE SEQUINS.
470
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,570
- AW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
471
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,405
WHY SHOULD YOU
HELP ME OUT?
472
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,974
HERE WE'VE SPENT
A WHOLE DAY TOGETHER,
473
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,008
AND I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED
474
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,511
TO FIND OUT, UM,
YOUR DREAMS AND FEARS.
475
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,114
- MY BIGGEST FEAR RIGHT NOW
IS THAT I'LL WAKE UP
476
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,249
AND THIS CONVERSATION
WON'T BE A DREAM.
477
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,950
DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD HANG OUT MORE?
478
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,819
YOU KNOW, BOND?
479
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,021
- UM, I GUESS WE COULD.
480
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,658
- HA.
- HMM.
481
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,059
ON THE OTHER HAND,
482
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,061
YOU KNOW HOW WE ALWAYS
SIT IN THE KITCHEN TOGETHER
483
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,063
READING THE PAPER
AND NOT TALKING?
484
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,465
- IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
485
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,601
- MAYBE OUR
FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP
486
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,536
HAS REACHED THAT RARE LEVEL
WHERE WE NO LONGER
487
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,105
HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS
OF EMPTY CONVERSATION.
488
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,406
THAT'S BONDING.
489
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,742
- YEAH,
BUT YOUR MOTHER THINKS
490
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,510
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
491
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,912
- 6 1/2 "B."
492
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,313
- I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT!
493
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,614
- IT'S MY SHOE SIZE.
494
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,050
- OH.
10 "D."
495
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,120
- OKAY, NOW THAT WE KNOW
EACH OTHER'S DEEPEST SECRETS,
496
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,289
I SAY IT'S TIME
TO HIT THE SACK.
497
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,991
[sighs]
AND I'LL SEE YOU AT 4:30.
498
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,026
- GREAT!
499
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,861
- [grunts]
STUPID!
500
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,128
[groaning]
501
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,632
NO MATTER WHAT I DO,
PILLOW HAIR.
502
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,901
- THIS PAPAYA JOJOBA
OVERNIGHT FACIAL MASK
503
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,404
IS REALLY ITCHY.
504
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,839
- I'M WARNING YOU GUYS,
505
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,674
I DON'T LOOK MY BEST
IN THE MORNING.
506
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,075
I HOPE
I DON'T SCARE YOU.
507
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,546
- OH, SANDI, I JUST HOPE
I DON'T SCARE YOU.
508
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,248
- ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MIND ME
TAKING THE BED?
509
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,016
IF IT WEREN'T
FOR MY CONDITION--
510
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:29,219
- OH, YEAH,
YOUR CONDITION.
511
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,888
- OF COURSE NOT.
512
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,456
WELL, SWEET DREAMS,
EVERYONE.
513
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,025
- SWEET DREAMS.
- GOOD NIGHT.
514
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:37,361
[spooky music]
515
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,362
[scissors snicking]
516
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,765
[thunder crashes]
517
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,767
[scissors snicking]
518
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,303
[thunder crashes]
519
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,304
- SANDI!
520
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,305
- QUINN!
521
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,339
- DID YOU HAVE A BAD DREAM?
522
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,606
- A REAL NIGHTMARE.
523
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:50,741
- ME TOO.
524
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,009
- WHAT WAS YOURS ABOUT?
525
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,611
- UM,
SOMEONE HURTING PUPPIES.
526
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,947
- MINE WAS ABOUT ORPHANS
WHO NEEDED ANKLE BOOTS.
527
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,950
WELL, BACK TO SLEEP.
528
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,052
- NIGHT.
529
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,723
- WHAT'S YOUR FANCY,
JAKE?
530
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,291
PLAY TAG WITH THE TREETOPS
531
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,493
OR GO OUT OVER THE WATER
FOR A MILE OR TWO?
532
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,163
- OH, UH, WHATEVER
IS MORE BOLD AND EXCITING.
533
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,499
- I HEAR THEY HAVE
A BOLD AND EXCITING BRUNCH
534
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,599
BACK AT THE HOTEL.
535
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,734
- WHERE IS THE CREW?
536
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,902
IT IS TIME
FOR THE GET-GO.
537
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,170
- YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM,
ARNO.
538
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,705
MY NEW COMPADRES,
JAKE AND DARIA MOGENDAVID.
539
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,040
- THAT'S--
- DON'T BOTHER.
540
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,708
- YOU'D PUT OUR LIVES
IN THE HANDS
541
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,310
OF A TEENAGER
AND A CONFUSED MAN?
542
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,611
- HEY!
543
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,581
- ALSO, I DO NOT LIKE
THE LOOKS OF THOSE CUMULUS.
544
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,049
NO, NO FLIGHT TODAY.
545
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,817
- PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF NOW!
546
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,387
WHEN I SAY "FROG,"
I EXPECT YOU TO JUMP.
547
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,988
- I AM NOT A HOPPY THING.
548
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,690
I AM A WORLD-CLASS
BALLOONIST.
549
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,158
- WHO PAYS YOUR SALARY,
BLONDIE?
550
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,060
I MADE YOU,
AND I CAN BREAK YOU.
551
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,261
- OH, YES?
552
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,730
WELL, HOW WOULD CNN
MR. GEORGE BERNIE SHAW
553
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,299
LIKE TO KNOW
I AM THE ONE
554
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,301
WHO RIPPED THE BALLOON OPEN
WITH MY TEETH?
555
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:54,906
AND I MYSELF HAVE
THE DENTAL RECORDS TO PROVE SO.
556
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,341
[groaning]
557
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,276
- I FEEL TERRIBLE.
558
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,044
- I FEEL HORRIBLE.
559
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,046
- PILLOW HAIR.
560
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,414
- RASH.
561
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,583
[doorbell rings]
562
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,318
- SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
MRS. MORGENDORFFER,
563
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,686
BUT WE WERE WORRIED
ABOUT QUINN.
564
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,020
- NO ONE'S SEEN HER
ALL WEEKEND.
565
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,556
DID SHE ELOPE OR SOMETHING?
566
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,956
- PLEASE SAY NO.
567
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,658
- YOU DON'T LOOK TIRED AT ALL,
QUINN.
568
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:18,195
IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T EVEN
WEAR MAKEUP TODAY.
569
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,198
[all scream]
570
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,799
- HI, QUINN.
571
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,836
- I SELL MY SOUL TO WET-NURSE
THE WHINY BILLIONAIRE,
572
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,305
AND SOMEONE ELSE
BALLOONS AROUND THE WORLD FIRST.
573
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,740
OH, DENMARK,
HOW I HAVE FAILED YOU.
574
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,676
- YOU COULD STILL BE THE FIRST
TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD TWICE.
575
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,678
- TEEN GIRL IS RIGHT.
576
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,712
I SHALL DO IT.
577
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,348
BEGINNING NOW,
I QUIT.
578
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,183
- NEXT TIME,
I GET A NORWEGIAN.
579
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,818
WELL, LET'S GET CRACKING.
580
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,320
JAKE, GET INTO THE GONDOLA
AND MAN THE BURNER.
581
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,388
- WHOOPS.
582
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,857
BROKE THE ZIPPER
ON MY SWEATSHIRT.
583
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,024
NO CAN DO.
584
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,525
- A LITTLE NERVOUS,
HUH, JAKE?
585
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,427
YOU KNOW HOW
I GOT WHERE I AM TODAY?
586
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,029
- I KNOW IT HAD SOMETHING
TO DO WITH BALLOON BITING.
587
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,298
- PURE GUTS.
588
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,467
I'VE BEEN FACE-TO-FACE
WITH BENGAL TIGERS,
589
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,901
HIMALAYAN SNOW SQUALLS,
590
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,803
STRANGE KIDS CALLING OUT,
"DADDY!"
591
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,505
DID I LET FEAR PARALYZE ME?
592
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,707
NO WAY.
593
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,141
- I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU,
594
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,743
YOU CLOUDS THAT ARE LOOKING
AN AWFUL LOT
595
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,078
LIKE DAD'S FACE RIGHT NOW!
596
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,245
LET'S BALLOON!
597
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,613
- COME ON, DARIA!
598
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,549
- GEE, I DON'T THINK SO.
599
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,685
WHILE I LOVE A GOOD AIR DISASTER
AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON,
600
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,688
I WAS HOPING MY FATHER AND I
WOULD BOTH BE AROUND LONG ENOUGH
601
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,257
FOR HIM TO SQUANDER
MY INHERITANCE
602
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,558
ON TELEMARKETING SCAMS
AND DIGITALIS.
603
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,094
- KIDDO,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
604
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,428
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
605
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,296
- REFUSING
TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
606
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,600
WITH AN UNMANAGEABLE BAG
OF HOT AIR OR HIS BALLOON.
607
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,769
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, SCREW THIS CRAP.
608
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,038
I'M GOING SAILING.
609
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,574
- OH, WELL, NO BALLOONING TODAY.
DARN IT.
610
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:38,708
[screams]
611
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:39,710
- UM, DAD?
612
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,711
- DON'T WORRY, DARIA.
613
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,446
IT'S BEAUTIFUL UP HERE.
614
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,714
I'M NOT AFRAID!
615
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,351
I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS
TO CONQUER MY FEARS!
616
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,686
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
617
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,854
[laughs]
618
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,156
[rustling crash]
619
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,624
MOMMY?
620
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,326
- WATCH OUT
FOR THAT TREE.
621
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:59,129
- WHAT IF
THIS GIRL'S BOYFRIEND
622
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,632
DOESN'T APPRECIATE HER
AS MUCH AS HE USED TO?
623
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,701
WHAT IF WHAT WAS ONCE
A HOT RELATIONSHIP
624
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,436
IS NOW SORT OF A DRAG?
625
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,371
LET'S SAY THEY'VE
BEEN GOING STEADY FOR--
626
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,974
I DON'T KNOW--20 YEARS.
627
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,442
- SORRY THAT BALLOON RIDE
628
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,144
DIDN'T WORK OUT
THE WAY YOU WANTED.
629
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:14,545
- I'M FINE, DARIA.
630
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,347
DAMN IT.
I'M MORE THAN FINE.
631
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,150
THIS EXPERIENCE HAS GIVEN ME
A NEW JOLT OF CONFIDENCE.
632
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,818
OH, SURE, IT WAS PAINFUL
HAVING THAT BRANCH REMOVED,
633
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,053
BUT I'VE CONQUERED A FEAR
634
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,322
THAT'S BEEN WITH ME
EVER SINCE CHILDHOOD.
635
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,458
I'M NOT AFRAID
OF ANYTHING NOW.
636
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,926
I OWE YOU ONE, KIDDO.
637
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,161
- WELL,
WE STILL HAVE A FEW HOURS
638
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,364
BEFORE WE'RE DUE
AT THE AIRPORT.
639
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,666
- IS THAT A--
640
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,967
COULD THAT REALLY BE A--
641
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,635
EW.
642
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,238
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
643
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:58,389
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
644
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:03,059
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
645
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,662
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
646
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,440
♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪