1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:03,835 - ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,837 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 3 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,109 - OH. 4 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,110 OH, YEAH. 5 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,344 THE MAGIC IS HAPPENING NOW. 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,645 - WHAT MAGIC? 7 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,347 I'M NOT GONNA END UP TURNED INTO A FROG, AM I? 8 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,781 - FEAR NOT, O PRINCE OF THE SUBURBS, 9 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:18,816 - I HATE IT WHEN THERE'S A FAMINE AND NOBODY TELLS ME. 10 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:20,218 - YOU KNOW MOM. 11 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,387 SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO CLUTTER UP THE KITCHEN WITH FOOD. 12 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:25,690 NOW ALL IT NEEDS IS A LITTLE COLOR, AND VOILA! 13 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:29,628 I'LL JUST MAKE THE DEADLINE FOR THE ART FAIR. 14 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,330 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY ART SUPPLIES, HAVE YOU? 15 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,231 I LEFT THEM HERE IN A BOWL. 16 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:34,232 - OOPS. 17 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:37,302 - DAMN IT! 18 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:40,171 - SO THEN BROOKE SHOWED UP AT THE PARTY IN ACID-WASHED JEANS 19 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:42,574 AND TRIED TO PASS THEM OFF AS RETRO. 20 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,509 I KNOW! 21 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,845 WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE'LL HAVE ON AT THE BARBECUE? 22 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,080 BANANA CLIPS? 23 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:50,249 [laughs] 24 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,784 OH, NO! 25 00:00:51,786 --> 00:00:53,652 OH, MY GOD! OH, NO! 26 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:56,188 ACCESSORY EMERGENCY, STACY. I HAVE TO GO. 27 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,090 NO, STACY, IT'S NOT YOU. 28 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,191 IT'S NOT. 29 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,458 IT'S NOT! 30 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,161 OKAY, FINE. IT IS YOU. 31 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,929 BYE! 32 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:07,065 - A VISION OF CHRIST IN A HALF-EATEN CANDY BAR? 33 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,367 TALK ABOUT MY SWEET LORD! 34 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:12,470 THE IMMACULATE CONFECTION NEXT, ON SICK SAD WORLD. 35 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:13,771 [phone rings] 36 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:17,242 - I'M SORRY, BUT QUINN'S IN KENYA ON SAFARI. 37 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,077 GOOD-- OH, HEY. 38 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,045 - YOU WANT TO GO TO THAT NEW WAREHOUSE STORE WITH ME 39 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:22,514 TO PICK UP SOME ART SUPPLIES? 40 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,816 I HEAR THEY'VE GOT A STATE-OF-THE-ART LINOLEUM FLOOR. 41 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,752 - THANKS, BUT I THINK I'LL STAY HERE, 42 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,620 FLAT ON MY STATE-OF-THE-ART ASS. 43 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,522 - COME ON, YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME. 44 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,523 THERE'S SAFETY IN TWOS. 45 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,825 - WHAT ABOUT TOM? 46 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:35,060 - ACTUALLY, WE GOT IN A FIGHT, AND HE STORMED OUT. 47 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:36,761 TOOK THE KIDS, TOO, THE BASTARD. 48 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:37,795 - WHAT HAPPENED? 49 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,031 - I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 50 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:40,866 - THEN WHAT'S THE FUN OF GETTING TOGETHER? 51 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,901 - COME ON, I'LL BUY YOU A SLICE AFTER. 52 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,035 - I GUESS I CAN PICK UP 53 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,471 THIS LYING-AROUND PROJECT AGAIN TOMORROW. 54 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:49,273 I JUST HOPE I DON'T LOSE MY MOMENTUM. 55 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:57,849 - SO YOU REACHED FOR YOUR BOOT, AND THE LACE WAS GONE? 56 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,317 THE KID'S SICK, I TELL YOU. 57 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:01,552 WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY WANT WITH A BOOTLACE? 58 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:03,721 - MAYBE SOMEONE WORE PLAIDS WITH STRIPES, 59 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,957 AND THE FASHION CLUB'S PLANNING A HANGING. 60 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,458 [pulsing dance music] 61 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,161 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:12,164 - WHOA! 63 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,733 - HOW MANY SLICES ARE YOU BUYING ME? 64 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,234 - LET'S JUST MAKE IT A PIE. 65 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:25,443 - DOUG THOMPSON SCORES AND LIFTS HIS BUNS HIGH IN THE AIR. 66 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:26,611 [laughs] 67 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,013 HEY, FOLKS, 68 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,816 WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL LAWNDALE HIGH FOOTBALL BARBECUE. 69 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,718 GRAB SOME FOOD, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME, 70 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,686 AND FEEL FREE TO TOSS AROUND THE OLD PIGSKIN, 71 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,888 AND IF SHE OBJECTS, USE A FOOTBALL. 72 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:37,989 [laughs] 73 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,025 - I SEE WHERE KEVIN GETS HIS CHARM. 74 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,627 - YEAH, MR. THOMPSON'S FUNNY. 75 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,496 - OH, SHUT UP. - OKAY. 76 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,730 - HALT! 77 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:47,532 MR. DEMARTINO, YOU KNOW VERY WELL 78 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,334 THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO CONSUME FOOD 79 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,769 AT SCHOOL FUNCTIONS, 80 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,038 WHAT WITH YOUR ABYSMAL BEHAVIOR AT LAST YEAR'S BAKE SALE, 81 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,640 LOADING UP YOUR TRUNK WITH LEFTOVER BUNDT CAKE. 82 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,876 - MISS LI, I EXPLAINED TO YOU AT THE TIME 83 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,645 THAT I WAS MERELY TRYING TO STRETCH A FOOD BUDGET 84 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:01,646 DRAWN TIGHT. 85 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:02,647 - DRAWN TIGHT BY WHAT? 86 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,015 - BY HAVING TO MAKE ENDS MEET 87 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,517 ON A SHOE SHINE BOY'S SALARY. 88 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,518 NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY. 89 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,952 I NEED CHIPS AND DIP! 90 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:08,953 - RESTRAINING ORDER. 91 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,789 - NO! ARGH! 92 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,324 - WAS THAT ANTHONY? 93 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,524 HE SOUNDED UPSET. 94 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,360 - OH, NO, HE WAS TELLING A VERY CLEVER JOKE 95 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,462 THAT ENDS WITH A FELLOW FALLING ONTO A SPIKE. 96 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,230 MOST AMUSING. - HMM. 97 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,065 - THANK YOU FOR PICKING UP THE FOOD, TIMOTHY. 98 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,967 NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME THE RECEIPT SO I CAN-- 99 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,203 SO THE SCHOOL CAN WRITE IT OFF... 100 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,406 - I MUST SAY, IT'S COMMENDABLE OF THE THOMPSONS 101 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,574 TO PROVIDE US THIS OPPORTUNITY TO BOND WITH OUR STUDENTS 102 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:31,009 IN A RELAXED SETTING. 103 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,977 STILL, I WONDER IF MR. THOMPSON 104 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:36,047 SHOULDN'T BE SETTING, WELL, A SLIGHTLY BETTER EXAMPLE. 105 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,382 - NEVER MIND THAT. 106 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,217 I WANT YOU TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT KEVIN'S GRADES. 107 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,219 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE OUR QUARTERBACK SUSPENDED 108 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,154 FOR SOMETHING AS PETTY AS ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE. 109 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:46,591 LOUSY, STINKING STATEWIDE REQUIREMENTS. 110 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,894 - HEY, WHERE'S THE BARBECUE SAUCE? 111 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,197 YOU CAN'T HAVE MEAT WITHOUT BARBECUE SAUCE. 112 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,566 WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO PICKED UP THE FOOD? 113 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,835 - SETTLE DOWN. WE HAVE COMPANY. 114 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:00,305 I'M SURE KEVIN WILL BE HAPPY TO GO GET SOME. 115 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:02,341 BESIDES, HE COULD USE A CHANGE OF SCENERY. 116 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,442 - ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 117 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:07,379 MY KEVIE GAVE IT TO ME TO SHOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES ME. 118 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,046 - OH, BABE. 119 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:10,515 YOU'RE, LIKE, WORTH IT. 120 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,350 - KEVIN, YOUR FATHER NEEDS YOU TO RUN TO THE STORE 121 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,885 FOR SOME BARBECUE SAUCE. 122 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,219 - I'LL GO WITH YOU. 123 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:18,223 - OH, BRITTANY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE THE PARTY. 124 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,658 KEVIN IS PERFECTLY CAPABLE 125 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,426 OF BRINGING BACK THE SAUCE ON HIS OWN. 126 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,962 - BUT REALLY, MRS. THOMPSON, I DON'T MIND. 127 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,064 - BRITTANY, READ MY LIPS... 128 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:28,566 - GAH! 129 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:29,934 - DAMN. 130 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,802 - IT WAS "DAMN," RIGHT? 131 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,708 I JUST LOVE LAUNDRY DETERGENT BOXES. 132 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,777 THEY'RE SO HAPPY. 133 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,413 - WOW, THESE MUST BE FOR REALLY BIG MACHINES. 134 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:44,449 - ANYWAY, WHAT WERE WE SUPPOSED TO GET? 135 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,218 - UM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA REMEMBER. 136 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:47,452 - ME? 137 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,254 YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU. 138 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,522 - DON'T SWEAT IT, BABE. 139 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,357 WHATEVER IT WAS, WE'LL REMEMBER WHEN WE SEE IT. 140 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,525 OUR MEMORIES WILL GO JOGGING. 141 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,459 - OKAY. 142 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,228 - WOW. 143 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,498 I COULD NEVER GET TOM INTO A STORE LIKE THIS. 144 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,434 - AND SOMEDAY HE'LL TELL ME HIS SECRET. 145 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,236 - SHOPPERS, IT'S 12:00 NOON, 146 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:07,004 AND THAT MEANS THE SAMPLE STATIONS ARE OPEN. 147 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,273 - ONE PER CUSTOMER. 148 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,509 I SAID, "ONE FREE SAMPLE PER CUSTOMER." 149 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:14,312 - GREAT, A FEEDING FRENZY AND ME WITHOUT ANY CHUM. 150 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,347 - THIS COULD GET UGLY. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 151 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,383 I'LL GO BACK TO AISLE 30 AND GET SOME LOUNGE CHAIRS. 152 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:19,685 - NO TIME. 153 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,252 I'VE GOT TO GO HOME AND FINISH MY STATUE, 154 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,188 OR I'LL MISS THE DEADLINE FOR THE ART FAIR. 155 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,389 - OKAY, THEN. 156 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,091 WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY HIDE THE BOOTLACES? 157 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,425 - HM. 158 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:30,194 PROBABLY ABOUT 60 AISLES AWAY FROM THE ART SUPPLIES. 159 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,429 HEY, THERE'S A SALESPERSON. 160 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:32,864 LET'S ASK. 161 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:33,965 EXCUSE ME. 162 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,800 MISS? 163 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,603 - IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT WHAT THEY SAVE ON AIR VENTS 164 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,338 THEY SPEND ON CUSTOMER RELATIONS. 165 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,806 - YOU DON'T DO WELL 166 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,242 IN OVERHEATED, OVERCROWDED GRIMY WAREHOUSE STORES, DO YOU? 167 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,845 - ♪ LA, LA-LA ♪ 168 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,513 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪ 169 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,850 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA ♪ 170 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,121 [doorbell rings] 171 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,522 - HEY, TOM. - HI, TRENT. 172 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,623 IS JANE AROUND? 173 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,791 - YOU JUST MISSED HER. 174 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,793 SHE AND DARIA WENT TO PAYDAY. 175 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,127 - WHAT DAY? 176 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,864 - YOU KNOW, THAT WAREHOUSE STORE THAT JUST OPENED. 177 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,400 HEY, THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD FIGHT YOU HAD LAST NIGHT. 178 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:09,834 - YEAH, SORRY WE WOKE YOU. 179 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,002 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE STORE IS? 180 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,137 I FIGURE WE SHOULD TALK. 181 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,238 - UGH. 182 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,306 - ACTUALLY, I COULD TAKE YOU OVER THERE. 183 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,907 I NEED TO GET A NEW HEADLIGHT. 184 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:18,576 - YOU THINK THEY HAVE SCENTED CANDLES? 185 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,577 I'M ALL OUT. 186 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,179 HAVEN'T HAD A BATH IN A WEEK. 187 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,847 - YOU'RE RIDING IN BACK. 188 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,083 - THIS YARD IS QUITE UNKEMPT. 189 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,184 - I KNOW. 190 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:30,388 THEY SHOULD REALLY GET A LAWN MAKEOVER. 191 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,691 - AND WHO ARE ALL THOSE OLD PEOPLE? 192 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,226 - THEY MUST BE MR. AND MRS. THOMPSON'S FRIENDS. 193 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,296 EW, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT TEACHERS WERE GONNA BE HERE. 194 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,665 - MISS LI'S LEGS ARE BARE! 195 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,667 - UM, MR. THOMPSON... 196 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:43,801 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 197 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,169 CALL ME DOUG. 198 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:47,872 - OKAY, DOUG. 199 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,407 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT KEVIN. 200 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,809 - HE'S A GREAT KID, ISN'T HE? 201 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,345 HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THE GAME ON SUNDAY? 202 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:54,912 DID THE COWBOYS KICK ASS? 203 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,514 - YEAH, KICKED ASS. - IT WAS AWESOME, MAN. 204 00:06:56,516 --> 00:07:01,519 - OF COURSE, WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR... 205 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:05,356 BOY, THEY REALLY KICKED, UM, BUTT. 206 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,625 - YEAH, MAN, THEY KICKED BUTT. - TOTALLY, MAN. 207 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,229 - GREAT, THIS STUPID BOOT IS GIVING ME A BLISTER. 208 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,697 - CHEER UP. 209 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,066 A LITTLE INDIGESTION, AND YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR FOOT. 210 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,102 - HAVE A LINCOLN CHEESE FLAVOR LOG, 211 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,070 MADE FROM THE FINEST INGREDIENTS. 212 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,538 - FOOD SUBSTITUTE? 213 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,174 - CALL ME A PURIST, BUT I DON'T THINK CHEESE SHOULD CRUNCH. 214 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,244 - DOESN'T THE PHRASE "BEECHWOOD AGED" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? 215 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:27,579 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, 216 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:30,348 BUT DO THESE FINEST INGREDIENTS INCLUDE MERCURY? 217 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:34,218 - DO YOU WANT THEM TO INCLUDE MERCURY? 218 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,520 - UGH. 219 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:36,754 HEY, THERE SHE IS! 220 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,790 YO, WAIT UP! 221 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:46,598 - EXCUSE ME, GIRLS, BUT COULD YOU GET A BOX OF CHOCOLATE BARS 222 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,399 OFF THE TOP OF THE STACK FOR ME? 223 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,667 I DON'T WANT TO TOPPLE THEM. 224 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,036 - ACTUALLY, WE'RE KIND OF IN A RUSH. 225 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:54,673 - SEE, MY DOCTOR TOLD ME NOT TO EXERT MYSELF SUDDENLY. 226 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,875 I HAD THIS SEIZURE A WHILE BACK. 227 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,210 - UM, SURE. 228 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,379 - OH, CHEESE LOGS. 229 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,513 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 230 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:05,851 - THAT SEEMED PRETTY SUDDEN. 231 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,352 - HOLD OUT, ANTHONY. 232 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,753 IT'S ALMOST NOON. 233 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:09,754 YOU CAN DO IT. 234 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:10,822 - MR. D! 235 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,223 I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE BARBECUE. 236 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,558 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 237 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,094 - I'M SORRY IF MY SHOPPING CART HAS CONFUSED YOU, KEVIN. 238 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:20,097 I'M HERE FOR THE COMMAND PERFORMANCE OF MADAME BUTTERFLY 239 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,099 IN THE AUTOMOTIVE DEPARTMENT. 240 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:25,236 - WOW, KEVIE, THIS STORE REALLY DOES HAVE EVERYTHING. 241 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,438 - NO KIDDING, BABE. 242 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,805 HAVE FUN AT THE BUTTERFLY SHOW. 243 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,240 - THANK YOU, KID. 244 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,942 [sniffing] 245 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,210 CHEESE LOGS! 246 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,811 BUT--ARGH! 247 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:36,881 DAMN CHEAP WATCH! 248 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,149 - LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 249 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,985 I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY SHOP HERE. 250 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,353 - KIND OF COOL, HUH? 251 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,321 - WHAT WOULD ANYONE DO WITH THAT MUCH KETCHUP? 252 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,690 - UM, PUT IT ON HAMBURGERS? 253 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:50,295 - GEE, QUINN, HOW ARE ALL OF US GONNA USE THAT SUNSCREEN 254 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,297 IF YOU CAN BARELY GET ANY OUT? 255 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,199 - HOW ARE ALL--OH, NO. 256 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,666 - QUINN, I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN 257 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:58,402 THAT IT WAS YOUR ASSIGNMENT TO BRING THE SUNSCREEN 258 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,171 FOR THE ENTIRE FASHION CLUB, 259 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,307 UNLESS YOU WANT US TO GET WRINKLES. 260 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:05,810 - OH, SANDI, I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK THAT. 261 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,411 I'VE ALWAYS SAID YOUR CREAMY COMPLEXION 262 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:10,514 IS ONE OF YOUR MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURES. 263 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,317 UM, SHOULD I GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME MORE? 264 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,985 - IF YOU DON'T MIND. 265 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,587 - OH, NO. I'D BE HAPPY TO. 266 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:20,325 - AND SINCE YOU'RE GOING ANYWAY, I'M OUT OF MOISTURIZER. 267 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:24,128 - AND I'M OUT OF CRAN-RASPBERRY LIP GLOSS. 268 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,230 - ME TOO. - FINE. 269 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,298 I'LL GO TO THAT NEW PLACE. 270 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,966 THEY PROBABLY HAVE EVERYTHING. 271 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,467 - HI, GIRLS. 272 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,570 - OH, QUINN, WAIT UP. 273 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,173 - IS THIS MOZZARELLA? 274 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,708 - IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CHEESE? 275 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,775 - YEAH. 276 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,544 - THEN IT'S MOZZARELLA. - COME ON. 277 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,779 WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND JANE IF WE KEEP STANDING AROUND. 278 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:42,880 - HEY, MAN. 279 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:46,551 - IT'S MOZZARELLA. 280 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,786 - KEVIE, MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. 281 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,689 MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL YOUR DAD AND ASK HIM-- 282 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,089 EEP! 283 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,925 THAT'S--THAT'S MY LOCKET, 284 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,295 THE ONE YOU SAID YOU BOUGHT AT CASHMAN'S. 285 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,364 $4.99? 286 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,432 IS THAT ALL I'M WORTH TO YOU? 287 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,767 - THEY MADE A MISTAKE. 288 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,035 WHO PUT THAT DOT THERE? 289 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,571 IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY, UM, A WHOLE LOT MORE. 290 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,974 BUT, BABE, SEE, THAT LOCKET WAS ONLY TEMPORARY 291 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,276 TILL I COULD SAVE UP ENOUGH MONEY 292 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,577 TO BUY YOU A REALLY, REALLY EXPENSIVE ONE. 293 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,679 - WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, STUPID? 294 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:18,149 - WAIT, ARE YOU ASKING IF I THINK YOU'RE STUPID, 295 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,817 OR ARE YOU JUST CALLING ME STUPID? 296 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:20,818 - OOH! 297 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,520 - BABE! 298 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,356 - MR.--DOUG, ABOUT KEVIN... 299 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,391 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 300 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,392 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 301 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,626 I SENT HIM OFF AN HOUR AGO. 302 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,628 - I'M SURE BRITTANY'S HOLDING HIM UP. 303 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,830 DOUG, THAT GIRL'S GONNA GET IN A FAMILY WAY, 304 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,166 AND KEVIN'LL HAVE TO GET A JOB AND NEVER GO TO COLLEGE. 305 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,068 - WHOA, HOLD ON THERE, MAMA BEAR. 306 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,471 I'M SURE KEVIN'LL BE MORE CAREFUL THAN WE WERE. 307 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,205 [laughs] 308 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,107 [clears throat] WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, TIMBO? 309 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,542 YOU KNOW BRITTANY. 310 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,744 YOU THINK SHE'S THE OPPORTUNITY, GETS-KNOCKED-UP TYPE? 311 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,146 - ACTUALLY, I WAS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT KEVIN. 312 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,948 - GREAT KID, ISN'T HE? 313 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,353 - MAY I INQUIRE AS TO WHAT IS IN THESE? 314 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,688 - WHY, THE VERY BEST CHEESE ALTERNATIVE, 315 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,724 DEEP-FRIED IN NATURE'S OWN COOKING OIL. 316 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,927 AT 1,000 CALORIES APIECE, THEY'RE A MEAL IN THEMSELVES. 317 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,496 UH, SIR, PLEASE SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF THE STORE. 318 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,931 - I'M SORRY. 319 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:11,102 I MUST HAVE MISSED THE SIGN THAT SAYS "ONE PER CUSTOMER." 320 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,203 DELICIOUS! 321 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,639 - EXCUSE ME, ARE THESE FREE SAMPLES? 322 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,006 - YES. - NO! 323 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:20,411 - THIS PLACE IS SO WRONG. 324 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,480 - QUINN MORGENDORFFER, IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE? 325 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:26,617 - SANDI, NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THIS STORE BEFORE. 326 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,620 OTHERWISE I'D NEVER SUGGEST WE COME HERE. 327 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,788 - I SEE. 328 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,690 AS PRESIDENT OF THE FASHION CLUB, 329 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,159 I'M CALLING AN EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT NOW. 330 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,396 - BUT, SANDI, I SWEAR THIS SHIRT IS 100% COTTON. 331 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,964 IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A BLEND. 332 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:43,267 - STACY, IF YOU'RE FINISHED WITH YOUR UNSOLICITED OUTBURST 333 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,736 ON FIBER CONTENT, 334 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,671 I'D LIKE TO CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FACT 335 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,473 THAT WE ARE SURROUNDED BY MOVING FASHION VIOLATIONS. 336 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,176 - SO WE SHOULD TRY TO HELP THESE PEOPLE? 337 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,210 - DON'T BE SILLY. 338 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,312 SOME PEOPLE ARE BEYOND HELP. 339 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,547 - RIGHT. 340 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,049 - NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY. 341 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,985 WE ARE TO PROCEED DIRECTLY TO THE HEALTH AND BEAUTY AISLE, 342 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:04,255 PICK UP OUR SUPPLIES, AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE CASH REGISTER, 343 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:08,492 UNLESS STACY WANTS TO TELL US WHAT HER SHOES MADE OF. 344 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,162 ALL RIGHT, THEN, FOLLOW ME. 345 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,730 - AW, CRAP. 346 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,699 WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE IN TIME. 347 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,735 HEY, THE SALESGIRL. 348 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,106 WOW, HERE'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 349 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,207 - GUMMY BEARS? 350 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,043 I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED ART SUPPLIES. 351 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,244 - THESE ARE ART SUPPLIES. 352 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,945 WHEN YOU PUT THESE BABIES IN THE MICROWAVE, 353 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,348 THEY MELT INTO AN INCREDIBLE STAINED GLASS-LIKE MOSAIC. 354 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,417 THE GOOP ALSO WORKS AS A KILLER ADHESIVE. 355 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,852 - GEE, DOES IT REMOVE PET STAINS TOO? 356 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,054 - SCOFF ALL YOU WANT, BUT I'VE BEEN SORTING THEM BY COLORS, 357 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,190 GATHERING UP COMPATIBLE MATERIALS FOR WEEKS, 358 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,391 AND I WAS FINALLY ALL SET 359 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,526 TO MAKE THIS INCREDIBLE WORK OF ART WHEN... 360 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,028 - WHEN WHAT? 361 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,563 - WHEN TOM ATE MY GUMMY BEARS. 362 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,733 - ♪ LA, LA-LA ♪ 363 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:52,303 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪ 364 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,871 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA ♪ 365 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,575 - SO TOM ATE YOUR GUMMY BEARS 366 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,711 EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW YOU NEEDED THEM FOR YOUR STATUE? 367 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,312 THAT WAS PRETTY INCONSIDERATE. 368 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,646 - WELL, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 369 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,782 I MAY NOT HAVE ACTUALLY TOLD HIM THEY WERE FOR MY STATUE, 370 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,783 BUT HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 371 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,051 - DEFINITELY, 372 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,086 ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY WERE PROBABLY RIGHT THERE, 373 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,956 NEXT TO YOUR PAINTS, UNLESS HE EATS PAINT TOO. 374 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,792 - UM, THE GUMMY BEARS WERE IN A BOWL ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, 375 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,363 BUT THEY WERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF MY STATUE. 376 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,064 I DON'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON, DO I? 377 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,099 - I'D RATHER NOT ANSWER THAT, STUMPY. 378 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,501 - AW, HELL. 379 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,370 - LOOK, TOM'S REASONABLE ENOUGH. 380 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,004 MAYBE IF YOU JUST TALKED IT OUT. 381 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,705 - MM, SOUNDS SORT OF DRASTIC. 382 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,341 - THEN HOW ABOUT THIS: 383 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,076 SERVE HIM SOME FROZEN LASAGNA 384 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,646 AND TELL HIM YOU'RE SORRY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND MUCH LATELY, 385 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,347 BUT AS SOON AS YOU GET SOME TIME OFF, 386 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,016 YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING FUN TOGETHER 387 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,484 AND REALLY CATCH UP ON EACH OTHER'S LIVES? 388 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,822 - YOU KNOW, HELEN OUGHT TO WRITE A BOOK. 389 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,591 QUICK, BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARS AGAIN! 390 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,994 - THESE CONTAINERS ARE SO-- UGH--PLAIN 391 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,029 AND LOOK, THE NAMES AREN'T EVEN FRENCH. 392 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,263 - REALLY? 393 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,366 WHERE ARE THE SMALL, PLEASANTLY SHAPED BOTTLES? 394 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:59,637 - THESE GALLON SIZES ARE GONNA STRETCH OUR PURSES. 395 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,640 - BUT, GUYS, THIS WHOLE THING IS ONLY $5.99. 396 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,041 - $5.99? 397 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:07,411 LIKE, I WOULD COMPROMISE MY SKIN WITH CHEAP MOISTURIZER? 398 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,614 COME ON, LET'S GO. 399 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,781 - HELLO. 400 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,283 COMPLIMENTARY CHEESE LOG? 401 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,818 - CHEESE? 402 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,454 - WELL, I SUPPOSE IF THEY'RE LOW-CALORIE. 403 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,855 - EXCUSE ME, MISS. 404 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,925 HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN THESE? 405 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,027 - NONE, NONE AT ALL. 406 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,397 - WELL, HERE ARE THE GUMMY BEARS BUT NO SIGN OF JANE. 407 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,566 - WHOA, LOOK AT ALL THOSE GUMMY BRICKS. 408 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,136 WE SHOULD STOCK UP FOR OUR NEXT ROAD TRIP. 409 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,272 - I WONDER WHICH ONES HAVE THE LONGEST VAN LIFE. 410 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,909 - I'M STARVING. 411 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,911 - I CAN'T KEEP STOKING THESE COALS FOREVER. 412 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,313 DAMN IT, WHERE'S THAT KID OF MINE? 413 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,616 - ACTUALLY, WE COULD USE THIS LITTLE WAIT CONSTRUCTIVELY 414 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,186 BY HAVING A TALK REGARDING KEVIN'S ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE. 415 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,754 - HEY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT TOO. 416 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,122 HAVE A BREWSKI. 417 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,992 - AH! [laughs nervously] 418 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,927 - BACK OFF. IT'S MINE! 419 00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:01,799 - EXCUSE ME, MADAM, BUT POSSESSION IS 9/10 OF THE LAW. 420 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,734 - OH, THAT'S IT. 421 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,102 I'M DOWN TO ONE LOG. 422 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,271 I GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK FOR MORE. 423 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,807 I'M BANISHING YOU BOTH FROM THIS TABLE RIGHT NOW. 424 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:13,644 GO TO THE TIRE SECTION AND FIND SOME NICE RUBBER TO GNAW ON. 425 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,646 - YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! 426 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,047 - I'M A TEACHER! 427 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,048 TRY TO COLLECT! 428 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,183 [laughs] 429 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,118 - COME ON, BABE, LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 430 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,120 I'LL GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. 431 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,422 - ANYTHING? 432 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,156 - UM, SURE. 433 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,826 - KEVIN, BRITTANY, I WANT TO ASK YOU A FAVOR. 434 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,761 THEY'RE, UM, ONLY SERVING PEOPLE 435 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,730 WHOSE NAMES START WITH LETTERS 436 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,833 IN THE FIRST PART OF THE ALPHABET, LIKE "K" AND "B." 437 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,269 - BUT ISN'T "D" IN THE FIRST PART? 438 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,637 - AN ASTUTE OBSERVATION, BRITTANY, 439 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:44,976 BUT "M," AS IN "MR. DEMARTINO," IS NOT. 440 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,510 - YEAH, BABE. 441 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,079 - I NEED TO TASTE THE CHEESE LOGS 442 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,281 FOR A BIG, UM, STUDENT APPRECIATION PARTY 443 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,615 I'M PLANNING IN CLASS. 444 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,984 WOULD YOU MIND GETTING ME ONE OR TEN SAMPLES? 445 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,286 - SURE. 446 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,526 - ONE OF THOSE SQUARE HEADLIGHTS MIGHT LOOK KIND OF COOL. 447 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,662 - HM, MIGHT NOT FIT MY CAR. 448 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,096 - MIGHT NOT? 449 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,499 TRENT, WHAT'S THE YEAR AND MODEL NUMBER OF YOUR HEADLIGHT? 450 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,770 - HM, I BET THAT'S IMPORTANT. 451 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,772 - HERE YOU GO, MR. D. 452 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,940 - THANK YOU, BRITTANY. 453 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,542 YUM! 454 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,976 - YOU, OUT! 455 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,744 - HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. 456 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:21,779 THUG! 457 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,047 JACKBOOT! 458 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,016 BY THE WAY, MIND TELLING ME HOW MUCH YOU MAKE? 459 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,655 - CAUGHT YOU! 460 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,789 - ANDREA? 461 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,859 - WELL, YOU FOUND ME. 462 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,061 NOW YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF THE PATHETIC GOTH CHICK 463 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,963 WHOSE PARENTS MAKE HER WORK AT A CRAPPY JOB 464 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,731 IN A STUPID WAREHOUSE STORE. 465 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,268 GO ON, CUT ME UP LIKE YOU DO EVERYONE ELSE. 466 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,903 - I JUST WANT A SHOELACE. 467 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,571 - BESIDES, I DON'T THINK WE COULD CUT YOU UP 468 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,473 ANY BETTER THAN YOU JUST DID. 469 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,809 - OH, SHOELACES. 470 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,644 AISLE 197B. 471 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,845 - THANKS. 472 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,881 UM, WE NEVER SAW YOU. 473 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,482 - WE NEVER SAW EACH OTHER. 474 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,353 - LOOK, A CASE OF RAS-CRANBERRY LIP GLOSS. 475 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,857 - UM, BABE, MAYBE WE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH STUFF. 476 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,091 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 477 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,460 I PROBABLY DON'T NEED FLAVORED LIP GLOSS, 478 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:14,198 SEEING AS HOW I WON'T BE KISSING ANYONE ANY TIME SOON. 479 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,068 - WELL, DOUG, I MUST SAY I'M SHOCKED--PLEASED-- 480 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,471 THAT YOU'RE AS CONCERNED ABOUT KEVIN'S ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE 481 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,539 AS I AM. 482 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,074 - DAMN STRAIGHT. 483 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,241 YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO? 484 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,643 CUT BACK ON THINGS THAT DISTRACT MY SON 485 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,379 FROM WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT... 486 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,548 - I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. - FOOTBALL! 487 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,850 NOW, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME ARRANGEMENT YOU CAN MAKE 488 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,486 SO KEVIN CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT HIS GRADES 489 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,890 AND CONCENTRATE ON BRINGING HOME THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 490 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,292 - I--I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 491 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,228 - AW, HELL, I'M SAYING JUST PASS THE BOY. 492 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,796 - OH, DEAR! 493 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,668 - REMIND ME TO PAY FOR THESE. 494 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:55,272 HEY, NOTHING SAYS I'M SORRY LIKE AN HERB GROW ROADKILL. 495 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,440 - HM. 496 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,908 I HOPE TOM DOESN'T ALREADY HAVE ONE. 497 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,644 HEY, IF WE LEAVE NOW, I MIGHT MAKE THAT DEADLINE AFTER ALL. 498 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,220 - I'M SURE WE'LL BE OUT IN TWO HOURS, 499 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,254 THREE, TOPS. 500 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:18,129 - THOSE BOYSEN-CRAN-STRAW CANDLES STINK, MAN. 501 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,630 - YEAH, CHICKS LIKE 'EM, THOUGH. 502 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,765 - UGH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? - EW. 503 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,969 - GEE, STACY, DO YOU THINK YOU GOT ENOUGH COTTON BALLS? 504 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,103 - BUT I'M COMPLETELY OUT, 505 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,705 AND THIS WAS THE SMALLEST BAG THEY HAD. 506 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,540 - I JUST HOPE PEOPLE DON'T SEE THAT 507 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,209 AND THINK YOU HAVE A HUGE SKIN OIL PROBLEM. 508 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,011 - OH, NO! 509 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,514 - KEVIE, YOU REALLY DO CARE! 510 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,116 - OF COURSE I DO, BABE. 511 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,417 UM, BABE, I FEEL LIKE WE FORGOT SOMETHING. 512 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,387 - LIP GLOSS, PERFUME, FLOWERS... 513 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,855 I DON'T THINK SO. 514 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,290 - COOL! 515 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,426 - FINALLY: THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE ROACH MOTEL. 516 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,232 - HOT GREASE! 517 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,267 ARGH! 518 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,803 - HEY! 519 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,006 clang! 520 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,541 [sparking sizzle] 521 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:07,544 [groaning] 522 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,012 [angry murmuring] 523 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,681 - OF COURSE. 524 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,917 - PERHAPS IF I WORKED WITH KEVIN AFTER SCHOOL... 525 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:16,286 - LOOK, EITHER PASS THE BOY OR GET OFF MY PROPERTY! 526 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:19,190 - LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU TESTOSTERONE-CRAZED NEANDERTHAL. 527 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,692 - YOU GONNA LET A WOMAN FIGHT YOUR BATTLES FOR YOU? 528 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,693 YOU WUSS. 529 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,995 - NOW, DOUG... - HI-YA! 530 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,430 [woman screaming] 531 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,299 - PAYDAY IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING 532 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,800 A TEMPORARY POWER OUTAGE. 533 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,903 SALES OF BUTANE, PROPANE, METHANE, GASOLINE, 534 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,806 AND OTHER COMBUSTIBLES WILL BE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED 535 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,608 UNTIL THE SPRINKLERS AND VENTILATION SYSTEM 536 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,410 ARE WORKING AGAIN AND WE CAN GET THE DAMN DOORS OPEN. 537 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,213 THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING THE PAYDAY WAY. 538 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,714 - OH, NO! 539 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,117 KEVIE, SOMEONE STOLE OUR CART. 540 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,284 KEVIE? 541 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,153 - WOULD WHOEVER HAS THEIR HAND ON MY BUTT 542 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,888 PLEASE REMOVE IT THIS INSTANT? 543 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,257 - DARIA? 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