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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ ♪
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- DAMN IT!
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WHERE DOES IT SAY
WHICH WIRE IS WHICH?
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- MAYBE A LITTLE LIGHT
WOULD MAKE THINGS EASIER.
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- NO, DARIA, DON'T!
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- I WAS JOKING, DAD.
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- WAS THIS GREEN ONE
ALWAYS HERE?
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- THE MAN WHO RESCUED DONNA
THAT SNOWY CHRISTMAS EVE
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WAS NO ORDINARY
ROADSIDE MECHANIC.
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THE AUTHORITIES HAVE NO RECORD
OF HIS EXISTENCE,
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BUT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING FIXED
THE FLAT TIRE
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ON HER SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE.
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TO THIS DAY, DONNA BELIEVES
IT WAS A GUARDIAN ANGEL.
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- [sniffling]
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- TOO BAD THE ANGEL DIDN'T FIX
DONNA'S BRAKES
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BEFORE SHE FLATTENED THAT FAMILY
IN THE HATCHBACK.
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- YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE FUN, DARIA.
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THERE ARE SOME MYSTERIES THAT
ARE JUST BEYOND OUR KNOWLEDGE.
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- LIKE THE FACT THAT THE HUMAN
EGO IS BLOATED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE
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THE FORCE THAT CREATED
THE UNIVERSE
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GIVES A CRAP ABOUT OUR BLOWOUTS.
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- YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT
IF YOUR LIFE
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WERE TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL.
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- I'D BE TOO BUSY SUING
FOR HARASSMENT.
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- DARIA, DON'T EVEN
JOKE LIKE THAT.
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ANGELS ARE EVERYWHERE.
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THEY CAN HEAR YOU.
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- THEN I'M GOING TO MY ROOM
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SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOU
BEHIND YOUR BACK.
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- SOME PEOPLE JUST WON'T LISTEN
TO LOGIC.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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WHY DID THE SOOTHSAYER
TELL CAESAR
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TO BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH?
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WHO WANTS TO TAKE A STAB?
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[chuckles]
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KEVIN?
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- BECAUSE THE IDES
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WERE GONNA DO
SOMETHING MEAN TO HIM?
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- THE IDES AREN'T PEOPLE.
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THEY'RE A TIME OF THE MONTH.
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- EW, GROSS!
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WELL, THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.
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[bell rings]
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- OH, CLASS, BEFORE WE GO,
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BRITTANY HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TO MAKE.
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- I JUST WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE
THAT MY DAD AND STEPMOM
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ARE THROWING A PARTY
FOR ME SATURDAY
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FOR GETTING A "C"-MINUS AVERAGE
LAST SEMESTER.
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THERE'S GONNA BE A BAND,
AND EVERYONE'S INVITED,
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EVEN THE UNPOPULAR PEOPLE.
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- OH, STOP.
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- ALL RIGHT!
YEAH!
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- THANK YOU, BRITTANY.
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I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
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NOW, I DON'T BELIEVE
I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS.
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- EEP!
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- I'M TELLING YOU,
THESE LYRICS ARE INTENSE.
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- "THE UNIVERSE IS A COLD,
COLD PLACE,
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"BLACK AND BLEAK
LIKE OUTER SPACE.
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"THE WINDCHILL DROPS
BELOW SUBZERO.
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IT'S NOT NO TIME
TO BE A HERO"?
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THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
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HOW CAN THE TEMPERATURE DROP
BELOW SUBZERO?
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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"SUBZERO" MEANS "BELOW ZERO."
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- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
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IF SUBZERO IS ALREADY
BELOW ZERO,
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THEN HOW CAN IT BE
BELOW SUBZERO?
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- WELL, THAT'S EVEN COLDER.
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- BUT EVEN IF IT'S COLDER,
THAT'S STILL SUBZERO.
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- YEAH.
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BUT, TRENT, IT'S THE WINDCHILL.
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- HMM.
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I'M JUST NOT SURE HIGH SCHOOLERS
ARE MATURE ENOUGH
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TO APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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- HIGH SCHOOLERS?
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- YEAH, WE GOT A GIG
THIS WEEKEND
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AT A HIGH SCHOOL PARTY.
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UGH.
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MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I'M BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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- I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, TRENT.
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UNLESS YOU SUDDENLY
FIND YOURSELF
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DOING ALGEBRA PROBLEMS,
I THINK YOU'RE SAFE.
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- ALGEBRA?
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EW!
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- WAIT A MINUTE.
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IS THIS BRITTANY'S PARTY?
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- YOU GUYS SHOULD COME.
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- WE COULD USE
THE MORAL SUPPORT.
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- ALL RIGHT, BUT THE SUPPORT
WILL BE AMORAL, AT BEST.
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- BACK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE,
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AND HE STILL WON'T
PAY CHILD SUPPORT.
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UNDEAD DEADBEAT DADS,
NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HOOK UP
BEFORE THE "C"-MINUS FEST,
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HERE OR YOUR HOUSE?
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- UM, EXCUSE ME?
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BUT I BELIEVE GOING
TO MIND-NUMBING PARTIES
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FALLS UNDER THE JOB DESCRIPTION
OF BOYFRIENDS.
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- I'M GIVING TOM THE NIGHT OFF.
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I WANT TO SPEND SOME
TIME WITH YOU.
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- UH-HUH.
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HOW LONG'S HE OUT OF TOWN?
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- A WEEK.
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I HEARD MR. TAYLOR ADDED
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A FAUX ALLIGATOR CARPET
ON THE STAIRS.
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A BIG PURPLE PAINTING
OF A SAFARI AT SUNSET.
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[sighs]
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TOO BAD.
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QUINN WOULD BE MORTIFIED
IF YOU WERE THERE.
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- ONE SET, THEN I'M GONE.
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- THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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- SPIRIT?
- SORRY.
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- OH!
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LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE,
LET ME SEE!
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- BACK OFF, WOMAN.
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THIS THING'S
PRACTICALLY CRYSTAL,
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AND IF IT HITS THE PAVEMENT,
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THAT'S A BIG SAYONARA
TO A HUNDRED CLAMS.
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ALL RIGHT,
NOW GET A LOAD OF THIS.
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- [gasps]
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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- LOOK AT THE "C," IN HONOR
OF BRITTANY'S GRADES.
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NOTICE ANY MINUS?
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NO, YOU DON'T.
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FIGURED THE KID'S EARNED
A LITTLE UPGRADE.
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I MEAN, WHO'S COUNTING, RIGHT?
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[laughs jovially]
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- I WANT A PRESENT!
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I WANT A PRESENT!
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- DOWN, BRIAN, DOWN.
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- I WANT A PARTY TOO!
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- YOU JUST GOT ONE LAST MONTH,
REMEMBER?
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I TOOK 20 OF YOUR DAMN FRIENDS
TO THE BALL GAME,
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SPENT 50 BUCKS
ON CORN DOGS ALONE.
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- CORN DOGS SUCK!
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- WHAT?
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WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE,
YOU LITTLE TURD!
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- [screaming]
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- HEY, GET AWAY FROM THAT CAR!
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- [screaming]
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- WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.
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SO THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT A MALE PLUG.
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- WHERE'S QUINN?
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- I WARNED YOU.
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REMOVE THOSE DAY-GLO ARROWS
FROM THE FLOOR,
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AND SHE GETS ALL CONFUSED.
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- QUINN, IS THAT A BOOK
YOU'VE GOT?
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- SORRY TO GIVE AWAY
THE SURPRISE,
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BUT IN THE END,
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HE EATS THE GREEN EGGS
AND THE HAM.
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- FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
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I'M READING
ABOUT REAL-LIFE PEOPLE
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WHO HAVE HAD ENCOUNTERS
WITH GUARDIAN ANGELS.
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- OH, I KNOW THAT BOOK:
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CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE STUPID.
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- I JUST FINISHED A STORY
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ABOUT A FAMILY WHOSE HOUSE
CAUGHT ON FIRE,
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AND THE CAT SAVED
THEIR BABY'S LIFE.
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- TECHNICALLY,
THAT'S A GUARDIAN CAT.
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- YOU KNOW, I WANTED A CAT
WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
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BUT MY FATHER
NEVER LET ME HAVE ONE.
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"DOGS ARE FOR BOYS.
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CATS ARE FOR GIRLS."
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD?
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I DIDN'T WANT A DOG, OKAY?
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- OH, MY.
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AREN'T THOSE DIAGRAMS
FASCINATING?
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- YEAH!
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- QUINN, I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL
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THAT YOU'RE DISCOVERING
YOUR SPIRITUAL SIDE.
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- THANKS.
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I THINK I'M VERY SPIRITUAL.
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- YES, YOU TAKE AFTER
YOUR MOTHER IN THAT.
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- YOU WORK 14-HOUR DAYS
HELPING GIANT CORPORATIONS
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FIND LOOPHOLES TO SKIM
ON THEIR TAXES.
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- SEE, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF:
"HELPING."
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THAT'S SPIRITUAL.
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- UGH.
- IT'S OKAY, MOM.
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DARIA JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND,
BECAUSE SHE'S SO UNSPIRITUAL.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL FINISH
DINNER IN MY ROOM.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED.
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- TOO LATE.
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[loud creaking]
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crash!
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- DAMN IT, MY FIXTURE!
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- OH, QUINN,
THAT JUST MISSED YOU.
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- I MEAN, YEAH!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE?
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- OH, MY GOSH.
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IF I HADN'T GOTTEN UP
AT JUST THAT SECOND,
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THAT WOULD HAVE HIT MY HEAD.
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- OR SOMETHING VITAL.
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- SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
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TOLD ME TO GET OUT
OF THAT CHAIR.
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DON'T YOU SEE?
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THIS IS PROOF THAT I HAVE
A GUARDIAN ANGEL.
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AND THEN SOMETHING JUST PULLED
ME OUT OF MY CHAIR
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SECONDS BEFORE THAT LIGHT
CAME CRASHING DOWN.
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- WOW, A REAL LIVE MIRACLE.
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- LIKE IN THAT MOVIE
ABOUT THE BIBLE.
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE MISS BARCH
BANNED PHONES IN STUDY HALL.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
IN THERE FOR AN HOUR?
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- EEE!
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YOUR SWEATER!
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- ISN'T IT RUDE WHEN PEOPLE
TRY TO PRETEND
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THEY DON'T LIKE SOMETHING
YOU'RE WEARING,
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BECAUSE THEY'RE SECRETLY
JEALOUS?
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- NO, SANDY.
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I ALMOST BOUGHT
THAT EXACT SAME SWEATER,
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BUT SOMETHING TOLD ME NOT TO.
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- COULD THAT SOMETHING
BE A MIRROR?
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BECAUSE A SWEATER LIKE THIS
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ONLY LOOKS GOOD ON A VERY TALL
AND LEAN FIGURE.
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- NO, NO, NO.
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MY GUARDIAN ANGEL TOLD ME
NOT TO GET THE SWEATER.
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HE KNEW YOU ALREADY HAD IT.
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- YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL IS A GUY?
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- I THINK SO.
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I MEAN, WHENEVER I TALK TO HIM
ABOUT LOW-FAT YOGURT FLAVORS,
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HE SEEMS VERY DETACHED.
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- QUINN, MAYBE YOU'D
BETTER STOP
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PUTTING YOUR COATS
IN STORAGE
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UNTIL WE KNOW MORE ABOUT
THE EFFECTS OF MOTHBALL FUMES
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ON THE HUMAN BRAIN.
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- NO, SANDY.
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QUINN REALLY DOES HAVE
A GUARDIAN ANGEL.
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- HE SAVED HER LIFE.
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- AND HE FOUND THIS EARRING
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I WAS MISSING SINCE
LAST SEPTEMBER.
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- BUT IF A GUARDIAN ANGEL
IS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU,
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WHY WOULD HE FIND
AN EARRING THAT'S SO '80s?
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- GEE, SANDY,
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
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- YEAH.
235
00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,587
IT'S RELEVANT.
236
00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,154
- I GUESS THERE
ARE SOME MYSTERIES
237
00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:40,157
THAT ARE JUST BEYOND
OUR KNOWLEDGE.
238
00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,425
- GUARDIAN ANGEL, HUH?
239
00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:43,294
- AT LEAST HE DOESN'T
LEAVE THE MILK OUT
240
00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,663
LIKE WHEN THE TRIX RABBIT
WAS STAYING WITH US.
241
00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,899
- I GUESS I CAN COUNT YOU
AMONG THE SKEPTICS.
242
00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:48,967
- LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
243
00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,735
IN MY SPIRITUAL UNIVERSE,
244
00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:52,337
IF THERE ARE
GUARDIAN ANGELS,
245
00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,973
THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU
LEAVE THE HOUSE IN CLOGS.
246
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,510
- AND THEN MR. DEMARTINO
ASKED ME FOR THE ANSWER,
247
00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,679
SO I STALLED AND SAID,
"HMM, LET ME SEE,
248
00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,414
ROOSEVELT'S BIG DEAL,
ROOSEVELT'S BIG DEAL."
249
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,083
AND THEN HE SAID,
250
00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,318
"NEVER MIND!
251
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,787
HOW ABOUT YOU, COREY?"
252
00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:09,821
[all gasp]
253
00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,156
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE
SOMEONE KNEW
254
00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,391
I HADN'T DONE MY HOMEWORK
255
00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,260
AND WAS MAKING SURE
I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT.
256
00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,928
- YEAH, GUARDIAN ANGEL, COOL!
257
00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,898
- QUINN IS SO DESPERATE
FOR ATTENTION.
258
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,200
- IT'S SAD, REALLY.
259
00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,302
- I WISH I HAD
QUINN'S GUARDIAN ANGEL.
260
00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,804
MINE'S JUST THIS
CREEPY OLD AUNT
261
00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,371
WHO'S GONNA TAKE ME IN
IF MY PARENTS DIE.
262
00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:28,373
SHE SMELLS.
263
00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,407
- STUPID!
264
00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,541
THAT'S A GODMOTHER.
265
00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:31,877
A GUARDIAN ANGEL'S
LIKE THIS DUDE
266
00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,078
WHO FOLLOWS YOU AROUND
267
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,880
AND MAKES SURE YOU DON'T
GET INTO TROUBLE.
268
00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,147
- OH, LIKE A PAROLE OFFICER.
269
00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,816
- SO YOU MEAN
HE FOLLOWS HER EVERYWHERE?
270
00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:38,817
- YEAH, SURE.
271
00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:39,850
- EVEN IN THE SHOWER?
272
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:40,852
- THAT PERVERT!
273
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:41,986
- HE'S WAY TOO OLD FOR HER.
274
00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,256
- WE SHOULD KICK HIS BUTT.
275
00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,790
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE MAKING
276
00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,859
SUCH A BIG DEAL
OUT OF THIS, QUINN.
277
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,328
I MEAN,
I HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL TOO.
278
00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,330
I JUST DON'T BRAG
ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.
279
00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,331
- REALLY?
280
00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,066
THAT'S GREAT, SANDY!
281
00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,035
WHAT KINDS OF THINGS
DOES HE DO FOR YOU?
282
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,637
- WELL, TODAY IN THE CAFETERIA,
283
00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,204
MY ANGEL TOLD ME TO HAVE
284
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,073
THE RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE
DRESSING,
285
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,643
BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE
MY HAIR EXTRA LUMINOUS.
286
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,977
- I HAD THE SAME DRESSING.
287
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,646
I WONDER IF MY HAIR
WILL GET MORE LUMINOUS.
288
00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,647
- IT DIDN'T.
289
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,648
- OH.
290
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,649
- BUT YOU ALWAYS
EAT SALAD
291
00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,817
WITH VINAIGRETTE DRESSING.
292
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,485
- I'M SORRY, QUINN.
293
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:18,957
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL MY ANGEL
TO STOP BEING SO CONSISTENT.
294
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,091
- SANDY,
295
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,392
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
296
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,695
- UH, I GOT TO GO.
297
00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:28,299
- OH, I FEEL REALLY SICK.
298
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,301
- ME TOO.
299
00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,302
- THAT'S WEIRD.
300
00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,469
I FEEL FINE.
301
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:35,507
- I THINK IT WAS
THE SALAD DRESSING.
302
00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:39,411
- SOMEONE OR SOMETHING STOPPED
ME FROM EATING THAT DRESSING.
303
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,345
- I DIDN'T HAVE IT EITHER,
304
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:44,014
BUT I STILL FEEL LIKE
I'M GONNA BE SICK.
305
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,487
- THANKS FOR TAKING ME SHOPPING
FOR MY PARTY, ASHLEY-AMBER.
306
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,655
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
307
00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:51,856
I LOVE MALLS.
308
00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,658
THEY PLAY SUCH HAPPY MUSIC.
309
00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,294
- AND THEY LET YOU
TRY ON THINGS.
310
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,263
- HOW DO YOU THINK
THEY MAKE GLITTER?
311
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,530
- HMM.
312
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,800
I DON'T THINK WE LEARNED
THAT YET IN SCIENCE.
313
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,168
- CAN I HELP YOU, LADIES?
314
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,169
- YES.
315
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,470
HOW DO THEY MAKE GLITTER?
316
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,672
- WHY, THEY CAPTURE
A MOONBEAM AND CRUMBLE IT UP
317
00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,841
INTO TINY LITTLE SPECKS
OF MAGIC.
318
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,810
- THEN WE CAN SAVE
A BUNCH OF MONEY
319
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,812
BY DOING THAT OURSELVES.
320
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,680
- ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
321
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,783
- YOU KNOW,
THE NEIGHBORS CAN SEE YOU
322
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,517
READING THAT
THROUGH THE WINDOWS.
323
00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,054
- I WANTED TO SEE WHAT
YOUR SISTER'S SO EXCITED ABOUT.
324
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,055
- WHY?
325
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,322
- OH, DARIA.
326
00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:26,992
MUST YOU BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE?
327
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,461
- YOU'RE READING A BOOK
ABOUT CATS WITH WINGS.
328
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:32,497
- ALL RIGHT, SOME OF THE STORIES
ARE A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED.
329
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,433
- CARRYING AN AMPUTATED
ANIMAL FOOT FOR GOOD LUCK
330
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,434
IS FAR-FETCHED.
331
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,935
CELESTIAL MIDDLE MANAGERS
332
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,472
CHANGING THE COURSE
OF HUMAN EVENTS IS LUDICROUS.
333
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:44,009
- OKAY, GUARDIAN ANGELS
AREN'T FOR YOU, OBVIOUSLY.
334
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,378
BUT WHAT'S THE HARM IN QUINN
THINKING SOMEONE SPECIAL
335
00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,479
IS LOOKING OUT FOR HER?
336
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,714
- LIKE A HEAVENLY
PERSONAL SHOPPER?
337
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:52,117
- DARIA, WHY DOES THIS
BOTHER YOU SO MUCH?
338
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,784
- [screaming]
339
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:56,721
- SOMEONE JUST MIXED FALL
AND SPRING FASHIONS.
340
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,724
- MOM, MOM, I TOOK MY NEW JEANS
OUT OF THE LAUNDRY,
341
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,759
AND THEY HAVE BLACK GUNK
ALL OVER THEM.
342
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,061
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
343
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,896
- HAS ANYONE SEEN
MY ELECTRICAL TAPE?
344
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,364
- I THINK YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
345
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,432
FORGOT TO CHECK
DAD'S PANTS POCKETS.
346
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,667
- WHY?
347
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,437
WHY WOULD MY ANGEL
JUST DESERT ME LIKE THIS?
348
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,738
- MAYBE THE NEXT BOOK YOU READ
SHOULD BE
349
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,541
WHEN MILDLY INCONVENIENT THINGS
HAPPEN TO SHALLOW PEOPLE.
350
00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,377
- AW, YOU CAN STILL WEAR THESE.
351
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,811
THERE'S ONLY A COUPLE OF STAINS.
352
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,714
- DAD, I'M NOT DARIA.
353
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,583
- JAKE, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER
YOU'LL REPLACE THE JEANS,
354
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,151
SINCE YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO RUINED THEM?
355
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,186
- [sighs]
356
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,520
ALL RIGHT, HERE.
357
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,990
- YOU CAN'T BUY PANTS FOR $20.
358
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,291
- [sighs]
359
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,027
- HEY, WHY CAN'T I GET MONEY
FOR NEW JEANS?
360
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,461
- YOU DON'T WEAR JEANS.
361
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,797
- WELL, THEN I NEED MONEY
362
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,198
SO I CAN BRIBE A DEAD GUY
TO BE MY GUARDIAN ANGEL.
363
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,468
- JAKE, GIVE THEM EACH $50,
AND DON'T NEGOTIATE.
364
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,202
- [grumbling]
365
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,239
- SO THERE WAS A REASON
FOR THIS AFTER ALL.
366
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,173
THANK YOU.
367
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,511
- THERE'S NO COMMISSION
INVOLVED HERE, IS THERE?
368
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,824
[distorted rock guitar]
369
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:10,094
- SEE, MAX,
SUBZERO ISN'T ONE NUMBER.
370
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,129
IT'S ALL THE NUMBERS BELOW ZERO.
371
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,364
- SO WHAT?
372
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,867
- SO THE TEMPERATURE
CAN'T GET BELOW SUBZERO,
373
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,869
BECAUSE NO MATTER
HOW LOW IT GETS,
374
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,937
IT'S STILL PART
OF THE SUBZERO SET.
375
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,239
- SET?
376
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,441
HEY, ISN'T THAT LIKE ALGEBRA?
377
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,442
- OH, MAN.
378
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,443
DAMN IT.
379
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,478
SOUND CHECK.
380
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,979
[guitar reverberating]
381
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,480
[crystal tinkling]
382
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,648
[crystal shattering]
383
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,918
UM, MAYBE WE SHOULD
TURN IT DOWN A LITTLE.
384
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,955
- AND NOW MY ONCE RATIONAL
MOTHER IS TELLING ME
385
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,823
I SHOULD RESPECT
QUINN'S BELIEFS.
386
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,891
- HMM, I SUPPOSE THE EARTH
COULD BE FLAT.
387
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,993
- EVEN THAT WOULD
MAKE MORE SENSE.
388
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,229
I MEAN, WATCH THE BLOODSHED
ON THE EVENING NEWS
389
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,398
AND THEN TELL ME
THERE ARE GUARDIAN ANGELS.
390
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,234
- WELL, SOMEONE'S KEEPING THOSE
DICTATORS IN COMBAT BOOTS.
391
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,502
- OH, COME ON.
392
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,737
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?
393
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,239
YOU'RE AFRAID THAT IT'S TRUE,
394
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,874
THAT THE QUINNS OF THE WORLD
FIT IN SO WELL
395
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,876
BECAUSE SOMETHING
REALLY IS LOOKING OUT FOR THEM.
396
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,410
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY
BEEN DECIDED.
397
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,411
THEY WIN, YOU LOSE,
398
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,646
AND WHAT YOU DO
DOESN'T MATTER,
399
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,646
BECAUSE THE END IS FIXED.
400
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,015
SO WHY EVEN BOTHER?
401
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,016
GOD, I'M DEPRESSED.
402
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,084
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
403
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,318
WE'D BETTER CALL IT A NIGHT.
404
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,320
- KEEP MOVING, MORGENDORFFER.
405
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,322
[random guitar tones]
406
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,324
♪ ♪
407
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,327
- HEY, WE'RE MYSTIK SPIRAL,
AND WE'RE TO HONOR
408
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:20,632
BRITTANY TAYLOR,
'CAUSE EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
409
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,633
- WHAT DID THEY CALL ME?
410
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,634
- THEY--
411
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,635
- THEY'RE CUTE.
412
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,936
- YEAH!
together: OOO!
413
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,603
- ♪ YOU PUT ME A SHORT LEASH ♪
414
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,606
♪ AND THREW AWAY MY HYDRANT ♪
415
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,241
♪ YOU ATE UP ALL MY KIBBLE ♪
416
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,176
♪ NOW MY COAT'S
NO LONGER VIBRANT ♪
417
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,711
♪ MY NOSE IS DRY AND CHAPPED ♪
418
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,946
♪ BUT THIS PUPPY'S
HERE TO STAY ♪
419
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,448
♪ SCRATCH MY BELLY, BABY ♪
420
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,116
♪ EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY ♪
421
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,151
♪ AROO! ♪
422
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,154
- [barking]
423
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,890
♪ ♪
424
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:49,426
- I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE SEEN
YOUR FAIR FIGURE
425
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:51,696
GRACING THE HALLS
OF LAWNDALE HIGH.
426
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,498
- OH, I DON'T GO
TO YOUR SCHOOL.
427
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,665
I'M--
428
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,567
- AH, THEN ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
429
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,937
CHARLES RUTTHEIMER III.
430
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,205
- I'M ASHLEY-AMBER.
431
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,872
- AND MAY I BE THE FIRST
TO PUT THE LEGEND
432
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,542
OF MY AMOROUS EXPLOITS TO REST.
433
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,411
I'M ACTUALLY QUITE SENSITIVE
434
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,313
TO THE SECRET MOST STIRRINGS
OF YOUR HEART.
435
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,047
- I'M BRITTANY'S STEPMOM.
436
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,049
- STEPMOM?
437
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,218
AN OLDER WOMAN,
A YOUNGER, WILLING MAN.
438
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,252
DO I DARE TO DREAM?
439
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,655
PLEASE, DON'T BE GENTLE.
440
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,823
HUH?
441
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,991
OH, ASHLEY-AMBER.
442
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,059
ASHLEY-AMBER.
443
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,060
- SO DO YOU THINK
444
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,395
THAT GUARDIAN ANGEL DUDE
IS HERE?
445
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,396
- OF COURSE HE IS.
446
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,831
LOOK AROUND FOR AN OLD GUY.
447
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,233
- THERE HE IS!
448
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,867
- DUDE, THAT'S MR. O'NEILL.
449
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,102
- DON'T YOU GET IT?
450
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,870
THEY TAKE HUMAN FORM
WHEN THEY COME TO EARTH.
451
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,305
- I THOUGHT IT WAS DEMONS
WHO DO THAT.
452
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,573
- NO, THAT'S ALIENS, DOOFUS.
453
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,176
- COME ON, WE GOT TO
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM QUINN.
454
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,278
- WHERE'D YOU GET THE SODA,
QUINN?
455
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,812
- OH, COREY BROUGHT--
456
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,847
UM, OVER THERE.
457
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,582
- YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING.
458
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,884
IF PEOPLE IN REALLY POOR
COUNTRIES CAN'T GET FOOD,
459
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,019
DOES THAT MEAN THEY CAN'T GET
DIET SODA EITHER?
460
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:52,290
- BUT THEN HOW DO THEY
STAY THIN?
461
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,792
- STACY, YOU WERE WHAT?
462
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,826
- NOTHING.
463
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:56,827
- COME BACK HERE!
464
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,061
- I WANT A PARTY TOO!
465
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,130
I WANT A PARTY TOO!
466
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,264
- EEK!
467
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,799
- I'LL GIVE YOU
A BUTT-KICKING PARTY,
468
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,900
YOU LITTLE BRAT.
469
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,535
- MY NEW NEW JEANS.
470
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,805
- GEE, QUINN, I HOPE NO ONE
THINKS YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT.
471
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:08,806
- [gasps]
472
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,807
- BRR.
473
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,241
- YEAH, THAT'S SO HUMILIATING.
474
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,510
YOU JUST WANT TO DIE,
475
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,912
I IMAGINE.
476
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:17,215
- MAYBE YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
BETTER GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME,
477
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,018
THAT IS,
IF HE HASN'T DESERTED YOU.
478
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,685
- NO, HE'D NEVER DO THAT.
479
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,688
HE'S PROBABLY JUST TESTING ME.
480
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,189
- WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
481
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,724
WHY DON'T WE STEP OUTSIDE?
482
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,793
- RELINQUISH OUR ROLES
AS EDUCATOR AND STUDENT
483
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:32,529
AND SEIZE THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT
AS JUST PLAIN FRIENDS?
484
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,231
THAT'S GREAT, JOEY.
485
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,366
- HE IS AN ALIEN.
486
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,767
- NO, I'M NOT, JEFFY.
487
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,736
BUT I UNDERSTAND
THAT TO AN ADOLESCENT,
488
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,806
GROWN-UPS CAN SEEM ALIENATING
AT TIMES.
489
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,775
NOW LET'S HEAD OUTSIDE AND RAP.
490
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,643
THE SKY'S THE LIMIT.
491
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,313
[laughs]
492
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,482
- GEE, I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING
YOU GUYS BEFORE.
493
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,583
ARE YOU FRIENDS OF BRITTANY?
494
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,918
- BRITTANY?
495
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,154
- YOU KNOW, THE PERSON
FOR WHOM THIS PARTY IS FOR.
496
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,155
- PARTY?
497
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,724
- YES, PARTY FOR BRITTANY,
498
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,626
'CAUSE SHE'S BECOME
AN HONOR STUDENT.
499
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,094
- BRITTANY?
500
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,195
- THANK YOU.
501
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,463
WE'RE, UM--
502
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,531
NEVER MIND WHO WE ARE.
503
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,500
MR. TAYLOR WANTS
TO SAY SOMETHING.
504
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,970
[cheers and applause]
505
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,971
- HEY, KIDS.
506
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,439
WE HAVE A LITTLE PRESENT
FOR BRITTANY
507
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,709
TO SHOW HER HOW PROUD WE ARE.
508
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:20,377
BRING IT OUT, ASHLEY-AMBER.
509
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,547
BRITTANY, BABY, THIS IS FOR YOU.
510
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,049
- OH, DADDY, THANK YOU.
511
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,050
WHAT IS IT?
512
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,818
- BABE, IT'S A HAT.
513
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,820
- NO, IT'S A BULLHORN.
514
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,388
YOU KNOW, FOR CHEERLEADING.
515
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,857
GENUINE NEAR CRYSTAL.
516
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,759
BORROWED AGAIN
FROM BRIAN'S COLLEGE FUND,
517
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,060
BUT YOU'RE WORTH IT.
518
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,061
- OOO!
519
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:41,432
[applause]
520
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,434
- HEY, YOU'RE LEANING
ON THE MIXING BOARD.
521
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,768
[glass shattering]
522
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:45,803
MY BULLHORN!
523
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,572
- SORRY.
524
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,406
I'LL BUY A NEW ONE.
525
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,407
I PROMISE.
526
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,142
- SOME GUARDIAN ANGEL.
527
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:56,246
HE DIDN'T EVEN STOP YOU
FROM DESTROYING THAT ITEM.
528
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,347
- I--I--
529
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,218
OH, WHERE'S MY ANGEL?
530
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,720
[sobbing]
531
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,355
- I GUESS NOW
ISN'T THE BEST TIME
532
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,824
TO BREAK THE NEWS
ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY.
533
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,527
- BUT AESTHETICS ALONE
DON'T ACCOUNT
534
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,994
FOR THE SILO'S ROUND SHAPE.
535
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,830
YOU SEE, IF AIR POCKETS--
536
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,897
- QUINN?
537
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,866
YOU'RE WATCHING
AN EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM.
538
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,768
- MM, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
539
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,303
MY ANGEL'S GONE.
540
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,939
- MAYBE HE'S JUST STUCK
IN THE ENGINE OF A JUMBO JET.
541
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:22,940
- RIGHT.
542
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,241
YOU KNOW,
I KNOW GUARDIAN ANGELS
543
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:27,010
SOUND LIKE A DUMB IDEA.
544
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,479
BUT ONCE I STARTED BELIEVING
IN THEM,
545
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,414
IT FELT REALLY NICE,
546
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,117
LIKE THERE WAS SOMEONE PUT HERE
JUST TO DO THINGS FOR ME.
547
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,152
- YOU MEAN, BESIDES THE ENTIRE
548
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,954
MALE POPULATION
OF LAWNDALE HIGH?
549
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,789
- IT'S NOT THE SAME THING.
550
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,324
DARIA, YOU'RE SMART, RIGHT?
551
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,659
- WELL, I'M NO BRITTANY TAYLOR.
552
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,428
BUT THE OCCASIONAL
ELECTRIC IMPULSE
553
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,096
DOES SHOOT THROUGH MY BRAIN.
554
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,199
- SO IF THERE
ARE NO GUARDIAN ANGELS,
555
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,234
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
556
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,169
- I GUESS I BELIEVE
IN TREATING PEOPLE
557
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,670
THE WAY YOU'D WANT
TO BE TREATED.
558
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,505
- BUT THERE'S NOTHING
WATCHING OVER US,
559
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,774
NOTHING KEEPING TRACK?
560
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,509
- WELL, THERE'S THE IRS
561
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,579
AND THOSE GUYS
WITH THE BLACK HELICOPTERS.
562
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,348
QUINN, UNTIL I SEE
SOME PRETTY CONVINCING EVIDENCE
563
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,516
TO THE CONTRARY,
564
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,717
I THINK WE'RE ON OUR OWN.
565
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,654
- BUT--BUT THAT'S SO SAD.
566
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,289
- THEN AGAIN,
I DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF
567
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,291
THAT THERE ISN'T
SOMETHING OUT THERE.
568
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,927
- BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BULLHORN?
569
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,629
- MAYBE THE ANGEL DIDN'T THINK
SAVING AN OVERPRICED,
570
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,997
UNDESERVED KNICKKNACK
571
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,699
WAS THE MOST EFFICIENT USE
OF HIS TIME.
572
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,866
- YEAH.
573
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,101
MAYBE ANGELS ONLY
GET INVOLVED
574
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,336
WITH REALLY BIG STUFF.
575
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,305
HE WAS PROBABLY PLAYING
HIS STRING THING
576
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,207
WHEN THE BULLHORN BROKE
AND DIDN'T EVEN HEAR IT.
577
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,841
THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?
578
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,243
- I THINK WHAT MAKES SENSE
579
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,812
IS TO BELIEVE WHATEVER
MAKES YOU FEEL BEST.
580
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,080
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
581
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,181
I'M GONNA STOP RELYING
582
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,882
ON MY ANGEL SO MUCH
FOR LITTLE THINGS
583
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,218
AND LET HIM DO
HIS IMPORTANT STUFF
584
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,419
AND JUST KNOW
THAT IF I NEED HIM
585
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,687
FOR ANYTHING
REALLY CRITICAL
586
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,489
LIKE A COMPLEXION CRISIS
OR AN UNANTICIPATED WEIGHT GAIN,
587
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,491
HE'LL BE THERE.
588
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,526
THANKS, DARIA.
589
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,995
- DON'T MENTION IT.
590
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,797
- QUINN SEEMS
TO BE DOING BETTER.
591
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,898
- DON'T BLAME ME.
592
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,099
I TRIED TO MAKE HER CRY.
593
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,366
- I THINK IT'S VERY SWEET
594
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,402
WHEN SOMEONE PUTS ASIDE
HER OWN STRONG FEELINGS
595
00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,770
JUST TO COMFORT SOMEONE ELSE.
596
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,871
- "SWEET"?
597
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,707
OFFICER, YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG GUY.
598
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,874
- OKAY, DARIA.
599
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:08,279
WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BEST.
600
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,046
- AND THEN BRADLEY SAID,
601
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,149
"WELL, IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY
FOR A REAL DATE,
602
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,617
HOW ABOUT A CYBER DATE?"
603
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,552
AND I SAID,
"NOT UNTIL THEY INVENT
604
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,955
CYBER FRENCH RESTAURANTS,
BUSTER."
605
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:18,956
[laughing]
606
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,957
I SAID "BUSTER."
607
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,626
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
608
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,627
- NO.
609
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,729
- THAT'S JUST SO FUNNY.
610
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,397
- LITTLE MISS SPIRITUAL CRISIS
SEEMS TO HAVE RECOVERED
611
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,666
FROM LOSING HER ANGEL.
612
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,401
- YEAH, I KNEW HER SUFFERING
WOULDN'T LAST.
613
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,904
- THE GOOD TIMES NEVER DO.
614
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:35,039
- WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT TO SEE
A GROWN MAN
615
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,708
TRY TO MAKE A BULLHORN
FROM A PILE OF BROKEN GLASS.
616
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,911
- AND I GOT TO MEET
AMBER-ASHLEY.
617
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,245
- YOU MEAN ASHLEY-AMBER.
618
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,246
- RIGHT.
619
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,480
HOW IS IT THAT SHE LOOKS
AND ACTS
620
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,283
EXACTLY THE SAME AGE
AS HER OWN STEPDAUGHTER?
621
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,518
- HEY, THERE ARE SOME MYSTERIES
622
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,753
THAT ARE JUST BEYOND
OUR KNOWLEDGE.
623
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,755
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624
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,691
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00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,071
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00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,175
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00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,545
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628
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:23,487
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629
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