1 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:05,270 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:09,241 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,376 - DAMN IT! 4 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,211 WHERE DOES IT SAY WHICH WIRE IS WHICH? 5 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:14,913 - MAYBE A LITTLE LIGHT WOULD MAKE THINGS EASIER. 6 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:16,682 - NO, DARIA, DON'T! 7 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,183 - I WAS JOKING, DAD. 8 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,652 - WAS THIS GREEN ONE ALWAYS HERE? 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,489 - THE MAN WHO RESCUED DONNA THAT SNOWY CHRISTMAS EVE 10 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:26,124 WAS NO ORDINARY ROADSIDE MECHANIC. 11 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:28,427 THE AUTHORITIES HAVE NO RECORD OF HIS EXISTENCE, 12 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:31,229 BUT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING FIXED THE FLAT TIRE 13 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:32,865 ON HER SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE. 14 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:36,201 TO THIS DAY, DONNA BELIEVES IT WAS A GUARDIAN ANGEL. 15 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,602 - [sniffling] 16 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:39,905 - TOO BAD THE ANGEL DIDN'T FIX DONNA'S BRAKES 17 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,607 BEFORE SHE FLATTENED THAT FAMILY IN THE HATCHBACK. 18 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:44,676 - YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE FUN, DARIA. 19 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,379 THERE ARE SOME MYSTERIES THAT ARE JUST BEYOND OUR KNOWLEDGE. 20 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,782 - LIKE THE FACT THAT THE HUMAN EGO IS BLOATED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE 21 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,217 THE FORCE THAT CREATED THE UNIVERSE 22 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,886 GIVES A CRAP ABOUT OUR BLOWOUTS. 23 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,787 - YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF YOUR LIFE 24 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,189 WERE TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL. 25 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:59,391 - I'D BE TOO BUSY SUING FOR HARASSMENT. 26 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,793 - DARIA, DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT. 27 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:02,794 ANGELS ARE EVERYWHERE. 28 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:03,829 THEY CAN HEAR YOU. 29 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,663 - THEN I'M GOING TO MY ROOM 30 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:08,433 SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK. 31 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:11,103 - SOME PEOPLE JUST WON'T LISTEN TO LOGIC. 32 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,504 - ALL RIGHT. 33 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,306 WHY DID THE SOOTHSAYER TELL CAESAR 34 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,208 TO BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH? 35 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,677 WHO WANTS TO TAKE A STAB? 36 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:19,678 [chuckles] 37 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,712 KEVIN? 38 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:21,779 - BECAUSE THE IDES 39 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,315 WERE GONNA DO SOMETHING MEAN TO HIM? 40 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,083 - THE IDES AREN'T PEOPLE. 41 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,151 THEY'RE A TIME OF THE MONTH. 42 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:27,452 - EW, GROSS! 43 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:28,754 WELL, THERE'S YOUR ANSWER. 44 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,755 [bell rings] 45 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,156 - OH, CLASS, BEFORE WE GO, 46 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,825 BRITTANY HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 47 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,995 - I JUST WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE THAT MY DAD AND STEPMOM 48 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,730 ARE THROWING A PARTY FOR ME SATURDAY 49 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,533 FOR GETTING A "C"-MINUS AVERAGE LAST SEMESTER. 50 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,636 THERE'S GONNA BE A BAND, AND EVERYONE'S INVITED, 51 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,605 EVEN THE UNPOPULAR PEOPLE. 52 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:47,606 - OH, STOP. 53 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,408 - ALL RIGHT! YEAH! 54 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,409 - THANK YOU, BRITTANY. 55 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,976 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 56 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,012 NOW, I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS. 57 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,280 - EEP! 58 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,584 - I'M TELLING YOU, THESE LYRICS ARE INTENSE. 59 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,453 - "THE UNIVERSE IS A COLD, COLD PLACE, 60 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,189 "BLACK AND BLEAK LIKE OUTER SPACE. 61 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:07,626 "THE WINDCHILL DROPS BELOW SUBZERO. 62 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,495 IT'S NOT NO TIME TO BE A HERO"? 63 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,397 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 64 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,900 HOW CAN THE TEMPERATURE DROP BELOW SUBZERO? 65 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:15,901 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 66 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,203 "SUBZERO" MEANS "BELOW ZERO." 67 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,771 - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 68 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:22,741 IF SUBZERO IS ALREADY BELOW ZERO, 69 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,210 THEN HOW CAN IT BE BELOW SUBZERO? 70 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:26,645 - WELL, THAT'S EVEN COLDER. 71 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,082 - BUT EVEN IF IT'S COLDER, THAT'S STILL SUBZERO. 72 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:31,083 - YEAH. 73 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:33,452 BUT, TRENT, IT'S THE WINDCHILL. 74 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,752 - HMM. 75 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:37,021 I'M JUST NOT SURE HIGH SCHOOLERS ARE MATURE ENOUGH 76 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,124 TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 77 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,592 - HIGH SCHOOLERS? 78 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:41,993 - YEAH, WE GOT A GIG THIS WEEKEND 79 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,562 AT A HIGH SCHOOL PARTY. 80 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,796 UGH. 81 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,032 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. 82 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,634 - I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, TRENT. 83 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,035 UNLESS YOU SUDDENLY FIND YOURSELF 84 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,870 DOING ALGEBRA PROBLEMS, I THINK YOU'RE SAFE. 85 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,037 - ALGEBRA? 86 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,039 EW! 87 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,240 - WAIT A MINUTE. 88 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:56,742 IS THIS BRITTANY'S PARTY? 89 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,076 - YOU GUYS SHOULD COME. 90 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,045 - WE COULD USE THE MORAL SUPPORT. 91 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:03,515 - ALL RIGHT, BUT THE SUPPORT WILL BE AMORAL, AT BEST. 92 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,617 - BACK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, 93 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,219 AND HE STILL WON'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT. 94 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,489 UNDEAD DEADBEAT DADS, NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 95 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,891 - WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HOOK UP BEFORE THE "C"-MINUS FEST, 96 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,258 HERE OR YOUR HOUSE? 97 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,494 - UM, EXCUSE ME? 98 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,496 BUT I BELIEVE GOING TO MIND-NUMBING PARTIES 99 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,798 FALLS UNDER THE JOB DESCRIPTION OF BOYFRIENDS. 100 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,966 - I'M GIVING TOM THE NIGHT OFF. 101 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,300 I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU. 102 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:23,301 - UH-HUH. 103 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,902 HOW LONG'S HE OUT OF TOWN? 104 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:25,904 - A WEEK. 105 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,072 I HEARD MR. TAYLOR ADDED 106 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,840 A FAUX ALLIGATOR CARPET ON THE STAIRS. 107 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:33,345 A BIG PURPLE PAINTING OF A SAFARI AT SUNSET. 108 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,346 [sighs] 109 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,480 TOO BAD. 110 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,182 QUINN WOULD BE MORTIFIED IF YOU WERE THERE. 111 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:38,950 - ONE SET, THEN I'M GONE. 112 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:39,985 - THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 113 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,519 - SPIRIT? - SORRY. 114 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,390 - OH! 115 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,691 LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE! 116 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:47,792 - BACK OFF, WOMAN. 117 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,294 THIS THING'S PRACTICALLY CRYSTAL, 118 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,528 AND IF IT HITS THE PAVEMENT, 119 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,265 THAT'S A BIG SAYONARA TO A HUNDRED CLAMS. 120 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:56,734 ALL RIGHT, NOW GET A LOAD OF THIS. 121 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,735 - [gasps] 122 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,137 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 123 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,973 - LOOK AT THE "C," IN HONOR OF BRITTANY'S GRADES. 124 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,341 NOTICE ANY MINUS? 125 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,542 NO, YOU DON'T. 126 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,244 FIGURED THE KID'S EARNED A LITTLE UPGRADE. 127 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,745 I MEAN, WHO'S COUNTING, RIGHT? 128 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,813 [laughs jovially] 129 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:09,914 - I WANT A PRESENT! 130 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,149 I WANT A PRESENT! 131 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,617 - DOWN, BRIAN, DOWN. 132 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:13,851 - I WANT A PARTY TOO! 133 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:16,688 - YOU JUST GOT ONE LAST MONTH, REMEMBER? 134 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,956 I TOOK 20 OF YOUR DAMN FRIENDS TO THE BALL GAME, 135 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:21,292 SPENT 50 BUCKS ON CORN DOGS ALONE. 136 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,727 - CORN DOGS SUCK! 137 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:23,729 - WHAT? 138 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,430 WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, YOU LITTLE TURD! 139 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,431 - [screaming] 140 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,532 - HEY, GET AWAY FROM THAT CAR! 141 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:29,401 - [screaming] 142 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,203 - WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. 143 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,372 SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A MALE PLUG. 144 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:35,373 - WHERE'S QUINN? 145 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,541 - I WARNED YOU. 146 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,543 REMOVE THOSE DAY-GLO ARROWS FROM THE FLOOR, 147 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,144 AND SHE GETS ALL CONFUSED. 148 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,114 - QUINN, IS THAT A BOOK YOU'VE GOT? 149 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:44,082 - SORRY TO GIVE AWAY THE SURPRISE, 150 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,150 BUT IN THE END, 151 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,052 HE EATS THE GREEN EGGS AND THE HAM. 152 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,219 - FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 153 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,787 I'M READING ABOUT REAL-LIFE PEOPLE 154 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,658 WHO HAVE HAD ENCOUNTERS WITH GUARDIAN ANGELS. 155 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,192 - OH, I KNOW THAT BOOK: 156 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:55,761 CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE STUPID. 157 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:56,928 - I JUST FINISHED A STORY 158 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,830 ABOUT A FAMILY WHOSE HOUSE CAUGHT ON FIRE, 159 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,866 AND THE CAT SAVED THEIR BABY'S LIFE. 160 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,034 - TECHNICALLY, THAT'S A GUARDIAN CAT. 161 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,770 - YOU KNOW, I WANTED A CAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE. 162 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,739 BUT MY FATHER NEVER LET ME HAVE ONE. 163 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,574 "DOGS ARE FOR BOYS. 164 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,075 CATS ARE FOR GIRLS." 165 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,210 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? 166 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,878 I DIDN'T WANT A DOG, OKAY? 167 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,979 - OH, MY. 168 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,848 AREN'T THOSE DIAGRAMS FASCINATING? 169 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:17,849 - YEAH! 170 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,251 - QUINN, I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL 171 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:21,119 THAT YOU'RE DISCOVERING YOUR SPIRITUAL SIDE. 172 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,253 - THANKS. 173 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,055 I THINK I'M VERY SPIRITUAL. 174 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,458 - YES, YOU TAKE AFTER YOUR MOTHER IN THAT. 175 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,861 - YOU WORK 14-HOUR DAYS HELPING GIANT CORPORATIONS 176 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,863 FIND LOOPHOLES TO SKIM ON THEIR TAXES. 177 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,499 - SEE, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF: "HELPING." 178 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,500 THAT'S SPIRITUAL. 179 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,535 - UGH. - IT'S OKAY, MOM. 180 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:40,972 DARIA JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE SHE'S SO UNSPIRITUAL. 181 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,674 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL FINISH DINNER IN MY ROOM. 182 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:44,909 I DON'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED. 183 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,544 - TOO LATE. 184 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:47,812 [loud creaking] 185 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,148 crash! 186 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,716 - DAMN IT, MY FIXTURE! 187 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,484 - OH, QUINN, THAT JUST MISSED YOU. 188 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:54,485 - I MEAN, YEAH! 189 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:55,553 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE? 190 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:56,821 - OH, MY GOSH. 191 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:58,423 IF I HADN'T GOTTEN UP AT JUST THAT SECOND, 192 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,491 THAT WOULD HAVE HIT MY HEAD. 193 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,591 - OR SOMETHING VITAL. 194 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,760 - SOMEONE OR SOMETHING 195 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,929 TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR. 196 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,464 DON'T YOU SEE? 197 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,468 THIS IS PROOF THAT I HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL. 198 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,980 AND THEN SOMETHING JUST PULLED ME OUT OF MY CHAIR 199 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,282 SECONDS BEFORE THAT LIGHT CAME CRASHING DOWN. 200 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,984 - WOW, A REAL LIVE MIRACLE. 201 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:29,287 - LIKE IN THAT MOVIE ABOUT THE BIBLE. 202 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:32,290 - I CAN'T BELIEVE MISS BARCH BANNED PHONES IN STUDY HALL. 203 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,426 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THERE FOR AN HOUR? 204 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,427 - EEE! 205 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,661 YOUR SWEATER! 206 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,930 - ISN'T IT RUDE WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO PRETEND 207 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,632 THEY DON'T LIKE SOMETHING YOU'RE WEARING, 208 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,167 BECAUSE THEY'RE SECRETLY JEALOUS? 209 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,734 - NO, SANDY. 210 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,070 I ALMOST BOUGHT THAT EXACT SAME SWEATER, 211 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,939 BUT SOMETHING TOLD ME NOT TO. 212 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,341 - COULD THAT SOMETHING BE A MIRROR? 213 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,743 BECAUSE A SWEATER LIKE THIS 214 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,613 ONLY LOOKS GOOD ON A VERY TALL AND LEAN FIGURE. 215 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:55,880 - NO, NO, NO. 216 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,783 MY GUARDIAN ANGEL TOLD ME NOT TO GET THE SWEATER. 217 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:00,619 HE KNEW YOU ALREADY HAD IT. 218 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,722 - YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL IS A GUY? 219 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,256 - I THINK SO. 220 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,658 I MEAN, WHENEVER I TALK TO HIM ABOUT LOW-FAT YOGURT FLAVORS, 221 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,027 HE SEEMS VERY DETACHED. 222 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,829 - QUINN, MAYBE YOU'D BETTER STOP 223 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,563 PUTTING YOUR COATS IN STORAGE 224 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:15,133 UNTIL WE KNOW MORE ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF MOTHBALL FUMES 225 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,500 ON THE HUMAN BRAIN. 226 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:17,635 - NO, SANDY. 227 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,503 QUINN REALLY DOES HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL. 228 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,540 - HE SAVED HER LIFE. 229 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,107 - AND HE FOUND THIS EARRING 230 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,109 I WAS MISSING SINCE LAST SEPTEMBER. 231 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,746 - BUT IF A GUARDIAN ANGEL IS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU, 232 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:31,216 WHY WOULD HE FIND AN EARRING THAT'S SO '80s? 233 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,184 - GEE, SANDY, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 234 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,185 - YEAH. 235 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,587 IT'S RELEVANT. 236 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,154 - I GUESS THERE ARE SOME MYSTERIES 237 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:40,157 THAT ARE JUST BEYOND OUR KNOWLEDGE. 238 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,425 - GUARDIAN ANGEL, HUH? 239 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:43,294 - AT LEAST HE DOESN'T LEAVE THE MILK OUT 240 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,663 LIKE WHEN THE TRIX RABBIT WAS STAYING WITH US. 241 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,899 - I GUESS I CAN COUNT YOU AMONG THE SKEPTICS. 242 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:48,967 - LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. 243 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,735 IN MY SPIRITUAL UNIVERSE, 244 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:52,337 IF THERE ARE GUARDIAN ANGELS, 245 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,973 THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE IN CLOGS. 246 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,510 - AND THEN MR. DEMARTINO ASKED ME FOR THE ANSWER, 247 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,679 SO I STALLED AND SAID, "HMM, LET ME SEE, 248 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,414 ROOSEVELT'S BIG DEAL, ROOSEVELT'S BIG DEAL." 249 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,083 AND THEN HE SAID, 250 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,318 "NEVER MIND! 251 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,787 HOW ABOUT YOU, COREY?" 252 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:09,821 [all gasp] 253 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,156 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE KNEW 254 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,391 I HADN'T DONE MY HOMEWORK 255 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,260 AND WAS MAKING SURE I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT. 256 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,928 - YEAH, GUARDIAN ANGEL, COOL! 257 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,898 - QUINN IS SO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. 258 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,200 - IT'S SAD, REALLY. 259 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,302 - I WISH I HAD QUINN'S GUARDIAN ANGEL. 260 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,804 MINE'S JUST THIS CREEPY OLD AUNT 261 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,371 WHO'S GONNA TAKE ME IN IF MY PARENTS DIE. 262 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:28,373 SHE SMELLS. 263 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,407 - STUPID! 264 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,541 THAT'S A GODMOTHER. 265 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:31,877 A GUARDIAN ANGEL'S LIKE THIS DUDE 266 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,078 WHO FOLLOWS YOU AROUND 267 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,880 AND MAKES SURE YOU DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE. 268 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,147 - OH, LIKE A PAROLE OFFICER. 269 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,816 - SO YOU MEAN HE FOLLOWS HER EVERYWHERE? 270 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:38,817 - YEAH, SURE. 271 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:39,850 - EVEN IN THE SHOWER? 272 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:40,852 - THAT PERVERT! 273 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:41,986 - HE'S WAY TOO OLD FOR HER. 274 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,256 - WE SHOULD KICK HIS BUTT. 275 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,790 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE MAKING 276 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,859 SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS, QUINN. 277 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,328 I MEAN, I HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL TOO. 278 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,330 I JUST DON'T BRAG ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 279 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,331 - REALLY? 280 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,066 THAT'S GREAT, SANDY! 281 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,035 WHAT KINDS OF THINGS DOES HE DO FOR YOU? 282 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,637 - WELL, TODAY IN THE CAFETERIA, 283 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,204 MY ANGEL TOLD ME TO HAVE 284 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,073 THE RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE DRESSING, 285 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,643 BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE MY HAIR EXTRA LUMINOUS. 286 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,977 - I HAD THE SAME DRESSING. 287 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,646 I WONDER IF MY HAIR WILL GET MORE LUMINOUS. 288 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,647 - IT DIDN'T. 289 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,648 - OH. 290 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,649 - BUT YOU ALWAYS EAT SALAD 291 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,817 WITH VINAIGRETTE DRESSING. 292 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,485 - I'M SORRY, QUINN. 293 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:18,957 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL MY ANGEL TO STOP BEING SO CONSISTENT. 294 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,091 - SANDY, 295 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,392 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 296 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,695 - UH, I GOT TO GO. 297 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:28,299 - OH, I FEEL REALLY SICK. 298 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,301 - ME TOO. 299 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,302 - THAT'S WEIRD. 300 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,469 I FEEL FINE. 301 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:35,507 - I THINK IT WAS THE SALAD DRESSING. 302 00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:39,411 - SOMEONE OR SOMETHING STOPPED ME FROM EATING THAT DRESSING. 303 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,345 - I DIDN'T HAVE IT EITHER, 304 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:44,014 BUT I STILL FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA BE SICK. 305 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,487 - THANKS FOR TAKING ME SHOPPING FOR MY PARTY, ASHLEY-AMBER. 306 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,655 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 307 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:51,856 I LOVE MALLS. 308 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,658 THEY PLAY SUCH HAPPY MUSIC. 309 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,294 - AND THEY LET YOU TRY ON THINGS. 310 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,263 - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE GLITTER? 311 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,530 - HMM. 312 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,800 I DON'T THINK WE LEARNED THAT YET IN SCIENCE. 313 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,168 - CAN I HELP YOU, LADIES? 314 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,169 - YES. 315 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,470 HOW DO THEY MAKE GLITTER? 316 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,672 - WHY, THEY CAPTURE A MOONBEAM AND CRUMBLE IT UP 317 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,841 INTO TINY LITTLE SPECKS OF MAGIC. 318 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,810 - THEN WE CAN SAVE A BUNCH OF MONEY 319 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,812 BY DOING THAT OURSELVES. 320 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,680 - ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE? 321 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,783 - YOU KNOW, THE NEIGHBORS CAN SEE YOU 322 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,517 READING THAT THROUGH THE WINDOWS. 323 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,054 - I WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR SISTER'S SO EXCITED ABOUT. 324 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,055 - WHY? 325 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,322 - OH, DARIA. 326 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:26,992 MUST YOU BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE? 327 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,461 - YOU'RE READING A BOOK ABOUT CATS WITH WINGS. 328 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:32,497 - ALL RIGHT, SOME OF THE STORIES ARE A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED. 329 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,433 - CARRYING AN AMPUTATED ANIMAL FOOT FOR GOOD LUCK 330 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,434 IS FAR-FETCHED. 331 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,935 CELESTIAL MIDDLE MANAGERS 332 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,472 CHANGING THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS IS LUDICROUS. 333 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:44,009 - OKAY, GUARDIAN ANGELS AREN'T FOR YOU, OBVIOUSLY. 334 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,378 BUT WHAT'S THE HARM IN QUINN THINKING SOMEONE SPECIAL 335 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,479 IS LOOKING OUT FOR HER? 336 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,714 - LIKE A HEAVENLY PERSONAL SHOPPER? 337 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:52,117 - DARIA, WHY DOES THIS BOTHER YOU SO MUCH? 338 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,784 - [screaming] 339 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:56,721 - SOMEONE JUST MIXED FALL AND SPRING FASHIONS. 340 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,724 - MOM, MOM, I TOOK MY NEW JEANS OUT OF THE LAUNDRY, 341 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,759 AND THEY HAVE BLACK GUNK ALL OVER THEM. 342 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,061 HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? 343 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,896 - HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ELECTRICAL TAPE? 344 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,364 - I THINK YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL 345 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,432 FORGOT TO CHECK DAD'S PANTS POCKETS. 346 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,667 - WHY? 347 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,437 WHY WOULD MY ANGEL JUST DESERT ME LIKE THIS? 348 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,738 - MAYBE THE NEXT BOOK YOU READ SHOULD BE 349 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,541 WHEN MILDLY INCONVENIENT THINGS HAPPEN TO SHALLOW PEOPLE. 350 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,377 - AW, YOU CAN STILL WEAR THESE. 351 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,811 THERE'S ONLY A COUPLE OF STAINS. 352 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,714 - DAD, I'M NOT DARIA. 353 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,583 - JAKE, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOU'LL REPLACE THE JEANS, 354 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,151 SINCE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RUINED THEM? 355 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,186 - [sighs] 356 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,520 ALL RIGHT, HERE. 357 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,990 - YOU CAN'T BUY PANTS FOR $20. 358 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,291 - [sighs] 359 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,027 - HEY, WHY CAN'T I GET MONEY FOR NEW JEANS? 360 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,461 - YOU DON'T WEAR JEANS. 361 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,797 - WELL, THEN I NEED MONEY 362 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,198 SO I CAN BRIBE A DEAD GUY TO BE MY GUARDIAN ANGEL. 363 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,468 - JAKE, GIVE THEM EACH $50, AND DON'T NEGOTIATE. 364 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,202 - [grumbling] 365 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,239 - SO THERE WAS A REASON FOR THIS AFTER ALL. 366 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,173 THANK YOU. 367 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,511 - THERE'S NO COMMISSION INVOLVED HERE, IS THERE? 368 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,824 [distorted rock guitar] 369 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:10,094 - SEE, MAX, SUBZERO ISN'T ONE NUMBER. 370 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,129 IT'S ALL THE NUMBERS BELOW ZERO. 371 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,364 - SO WHAT? 372 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,867 - SO THE TEMPERATURE CAN'T GET BELOW SUBZERO, 373 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,869 BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW LOW IT GETS, 374 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,937 IT'S STILL PART OF THE SUBZERO SET. 375 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,239 - SET? 376 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,441 HEY, ISN'T THAT LIKE ALGEBRA? 377 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,442 - OH, MAN. 378 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,443 DAMN IT. 379 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,478 SOUND CHECK. 380 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,979 [guitar reverberating] 381 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,480 [crystal tinkling] 382 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,648 [crystal shattering] 383 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,918 UM, MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN IT DOWN A LITTLE. 384 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,955 - AND NOW MY ONCE RATIONAL MOTHER IS TELLING ME 385 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,823 I SHOULD RESPECT QUINN'S BELIEFS. 386 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,891 - HMM, I SUPPOSE THE EARTH COULD BE FLAT. 387 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,993 - EVEN THAT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE. 388 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,229 I MEAN, WATCH THE BLOODSHED ON THE EVENING NEWS 389 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,398 AND THEN TELL ME THERE ARE GUARDIAN ANGELS. 390 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,234 - WELL, SOMEONE'S KEEPING THOSE DICTATORS IN COMBAT BOOTS. 391 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,502 - OH, COME ON. 392 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,737 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU? 393 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,239 YOU'RE AFRAID THAT IT'S TRUE, 394 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,874 THAT THE QUINNS OF THE WORLD FIT IN SO WELL 395 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,876 BECAUSE SOMETHING REALLY IS LOOKING OUT FOR THEM. 396 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,410 EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN DECIDED. 397 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,411 THEY WIN, YOU LOSE, 398 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,646 AND WHAT YOU DO DOESN'T MATTER, 399 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,646 BECAUSE THE END IS FIXED. 400 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,015 SO WHY EVEN BOTHER? 401 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,016 GOD, I'M DEPRESSED. 402 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,084 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 403 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,318 WE'D BETTER CALL IT A NIGHT. 404 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,320 - KEEP MOVING, MORGENDORFFER. 405 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,322 [random guitar tones] 406 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,324 ♪ ♪ 407 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,327 - HEY, WE'RE MYSTIK SPIRAL, AND WE'RE TO HONOR 408 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:20,632 BRITTANY TAYLOR, 'CAUSE EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. 409 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,633 - WHAT DID THEY CALL ME? 410 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,634 - THEY-- 411 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,635 - THEY'RE CUTE. 412 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,936 - YEAH! together: OOO! 413 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,603 - ♪ YOU PUT ME A SHORT LEASH ♪ 414 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,606 ♪ AND THREW AWAY MY HYDRANT ♪ 415 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,241 ♪ YOU ATE UP ALL MY KIBBLE ♪ 416 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,176 ♪ NOW MY COAT'S NO LONGER VIBRANT ♪ 417 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,711 ♪ MY NOSE IS DRY AND CHAPPED ♪ 418 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,946 ♪ BUT THIS PUPPY'S HERE TO STAY ♪ 419 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,448 ♪ SCRATCH MY BELLY, BABY ♪ 420 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,116 ♪ EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY ♪ 421 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,151 ♪ AROO! ♪ 422 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,154 - [barking] 423 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,890 ♪ ♪ 424 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:49,426 - I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE SEEN YOUR FAIR FIGURE 425 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:51,696 GRACING THE HALLS OF LAWNDALE HIGH. 426 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,498 - OH, I DON'T GO TO YOUR SCHOOL. 427 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,665 I'M-- 428 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,567 - AH, THEN ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 429 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,937 CHARLES RUTTHEIMER III. 430 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,205 - I'M ASHLEY-AMBER. 431 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,872 - AND MAY I BE THE FIRST TO PUT THE LEGEND 432 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,542 OF MY AMOROUS EXPLOITS TO REST. 433 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,411 I'M ACTUALLY QUITE SENSITIVE 434 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,313 TO THE SECRET MOST STIRRINGS OF YOUR HEART. 435 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,047 - I'M BRITTANY'S STEPMOM. 436 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,049 - STEPMOM? 437 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,218 AN OLDER WOMAN, A YOUNGER, WILLING MAN. 438 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,252 DO I DARE TO DREAM? 439 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,655 PLEASE, DON'T BE GENTLE. 440 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,823 HUH? 441 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,991 OH, ASHLEY-AMBER. 442 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,059 ASHLEY-AMBER. 443 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,060 - SO DO YOU THINK 444 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,395 THAT GUARDIAN ANGEL DUDE IS HERE? 445 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,396 - OF COURSE HE IS. 446 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,831 LOOK AROUND FOR AN OLD GUY. 447 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,233 - THERE HE IS! 448 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,867 - DUDE, THAT'S MR. O'NEILL. 449 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,102 - DON'T YOU GET IT? 450 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,870 THEY TAKE HUMAN FORM WHEN THEY COME TO EARTH. 451 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,305 - I THOUGHT IT WAS DEMONS WHO DO THAT. 452 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,573 - NO, THAT'S ALIENS, DOOFUS. 453 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,176 - COME ON, WE GOT TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM QUINN. 454 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,278 - WHERE'D YOU GET THE SODA, QUINN? 455 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,812 - OH, COREY BROUGHT-- 456 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,847 UM, OVER THERE. 457 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,582 - YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING. 458 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,884 IF PEOPLE IN REALLY POOR COUNTRIES CAN'T GET FOOD, 459 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,019 DOES THAT MEAN THEY CAN'T GET DIET SODA EITHER? 460 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:52,290 - BUT THEN HOW DO THEY STAY THIN? 461 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,792 - STACY, YOU WERE WHAT? 462 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,826 - NOTHING. 463 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:56,827 - COME BACK HERE! 464 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,061 - I WANT A PARTY TOO! 465 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,130 I WANT A PARTY TOO! 466 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,264 - EEK! 467 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,799 - I'LL GIVE YOU A BUTT-KICKING PARTY, 468 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,900 YOU LITTLE BRAT. 469 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,535 - MY NEW NEW JEANS. 470 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,805 - GEE, QUINN, I HOPE NO ONE THINKS YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT. 471 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:08,806 - [gasps] 472 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,807 - BRR. 473 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,241 - YEAH, THAT'S SO HUMILIATING. 474 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,510 YOU JUST WANT TO DIE, 475 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,912 I IMAGINE. 476 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:17,215 - MAYBE YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL BETTER GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME, 477 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,018 THAT IS, IF HE HASN'T DESERTED YOU. 478 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,685 - NO, HE'D NEVER DO THAT. 479 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,688 HE'S PROBABLY JUST TESTING ME. 480 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,189 - WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 481 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,724 WHY DON'T WE STEP OUTSIDE? 482 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,793 - RELINQUISH OUR ROLES AS EDUCATOR AND STUDENT 483 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:32,529 AND SEIZE THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT AS JUST PLAIN FRIENDS? 484 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,231 THAT'S GREAT, JOEY. 485 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,366 - HE IS AN ALIEN. 486 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,767 - NO, I'M NOT, JEFFY. 487 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,736 BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT TO AN ADOLESCENT, 488 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,806 GROWN-UPS CAN SEEM ALIENATING AT TIMES. 489 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,775 NOW LET'S HEAD OUTSIDE AND RAP. 490 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,643 THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. 491 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,313 [laughs] 492 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,482 - GEE, I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU GUYS BEFORE. 493 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,583 ARE YOU FRIENDS OF BRITTANY? 494 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,918 - BRITTANY? 495 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,154 - YOU KNOW, THE PERSON FOR WHOM THIS PARTY IS FOR. 496 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,155 - PARTY? 497 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,724 - YES, PARTY FOR BRITTANY, 498 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,626 'CAUSE SHE'S BECOME AN HONOR STUDENT. 499 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,094 - BRITTANY? 500 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,195 - THANK YOU. 501 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,463 WE'RE, UM-- 502 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,531 NEVER MIND WHO WE ARE. 503 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,500 MR. TAYLOR WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. 504 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,970 [cheers and applause] 505 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,971 - HEY, KIDS. 506 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,439 WE HAVE A LITTLE PRESENT FOR BRITTANY 507 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,709 TO SHOW HER HOW PROUD WE ARE. 508 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:20,377 BRING IT OUT, ASHLEY-AMBER. 509 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,547 BRITTANY, BABY, THIS IS FOR YOU. 510 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,049 - OH, DADDY, THANK YOU. 511 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,050 WHAT IS IT? 512 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,818 - BABE, IT'S A HAT. 513 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,820 - NO, IT'S A BULLHORN. 514 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,388 YOU KNOW, FOR CHEERLEADING. 515 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,857 GENUINE NEAR CRYSTAL. 516 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,759 BORROWED AGAIN FROM BRIAN'S COLLEGE FUND, 517 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,060 BUT YOU'RE WORTH IT. 518 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,061 - OOO! 519 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:41,432 [applause] 520 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,434 - HEY, YOU'RE LEANING ON THE MIXING BOARD. 521 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,768 [glass shattering] 522 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:45,803 MY BULLHORN! 523 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,572 - SORRY. 524 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,406 I'LL BUY A NEW ONE. 525 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,407 I PROMISE. 526 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,142 - SOME GUARDIAN ANGEL. 527 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:56,246 HE DIDN'T EVEN STOP YOU FROM DESTROYING THAT ITEM. 528 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,347 - I--I-- 529 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,218 OH, WHERE'S MY ANGEL? 530 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,720 [sobbing] 531 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,355 - I GUESS NOW ISN'T THE BEST TIME 532 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,824 TO BREAK THE NEWS ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY. 533 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,527 - BUT AESTHETICS ALONE DON'T ACCOUNT 534 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,994 FOR THE SILO'S ROUND SHAPE. 535 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,830 YOU SEE, IF AIR POCKETS-- 536 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,897 - QUINN? 537 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,866 YOU'RE WATCHING AN EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM. 538 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,768 - MM, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 539 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,303 MY ANGEL'S GONE. 540 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,939 - MAYBE HE'S JUST STUCK IN THE ENGINE OF A JUMBO JET. 541 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:22,940 - RIGHT. 542 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,241 YOU KNOW, I KNOW GUARDIAN ANGELS 543 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:27,010 SOUND LIKE A DUMB IDEA. 544 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,479 BUT ONCE I STARTED BELIEVING IN THEM, 545 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,414 IT FELT REALLY NICE, 546 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,117 LIKE THERE WAS SOMEONE PUT HERE JUST TO DO THINGS FOR ME. 547 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,152 - YOU MEAN, BESIDES THE ENTIRE 548 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,954 MALE POPULATION OF LAWNDALE HIGH? 549 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,789 - IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 550 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,324 DARIA, YOU'RE SMART, RIGHT? 551 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,659 - WELL, I'M NO BRITTANY TAYLOR. 552 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,428 BUT THE OCCASIONAL ELECTRIC IMPULSE 553 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,096 DOES SHOOT THROUGH MY BRAIN. 554 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,199 - SO IF THERE ARE NO GUARDIAN ANGELS, 555 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,234 WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN? 556 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,169 - I GUESS I BELIEVE IN TREATING PEOPLE 557 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,670 THE WAY YOU'D WANT TO BE TREATED. 558 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,505 - BUT THERE'S NOTHING WATCHING OVER US, 559 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,774 NOTHING KEEPING TRACK? 560 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,509 - WELL, THERE'S THE IRS 561 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,579 AND THOSE GUYS WITH THE BLACK HELICOPTERS. 562 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,348 QUINN, UNTIL I SEE SOME PRETTY CONVINCING EVIDENCE 563 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,516 TO THE CONTRARY, 564 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,717 I THINK WE'RE ON OUR OWN. 565 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,654 - BUT--BUT THAT'S SO SAD. 566 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,289 - THEN AGAIN, I DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF 567 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,291 THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING OUT THERE. 568 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,927 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BULLHORN? 569 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,629 - MAYBE THE ANGEL DIDN'T THINK SAVING AN OVERPRICED, 570 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,997 UNDESERVED KNICKKNACK 571 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,699 WAS THE MOST EFFICIENT USE OF HIS TIME. 572 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,866 - YEAH. 573 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,101 MAYBE ANGELS ONLY GET INVOLVED 574 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,336 WITH REALLY BIG STUFF. 575 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,305 HE WAS PROBABLY PLAYING HIS STRING THING 576 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,207 WHEN THE BULLHORN BROKE AND DIDN'T EVEN HEAR IT. 577 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,841 THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT? 578 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,243 - I THINK WHAT MAKES SENSE 579 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,812 IS TO BELIEVE WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BEST. 580 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,080 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 581 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,181 I'M GONNA STOP RELYING 582 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,882 ON MY ANGEL SO MUCH FOR LITTLE THINGS 583 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,218 AND LET HIM DO HIS IMPORTANT STUFF 584 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,419 AND JUST KNOW THAT IF I NEED HIM 585 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,687 FOR ANYTHING REALLY CRITICAL 586 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,489 LIKE A COMPLEXION CRISIS OR AN UNANTICIPATED WEIGHT GAIN, 587 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,491 HE'LL BE THERE. 588 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,526 THANKS, DARIA. 589 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,995 - DON'T MENTION IT. 590 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,797 - QUINN SEEMS TO BE DOING BETTER. 591 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,898 - DON'T BLAME ME. 592 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,099 I TRIED TO MAKE HER CRY. 593 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,366 - I THINK IT'S VERY SWEET 594 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,402 WHEN SOMEONE PUTS ASIDE HER OWN STRONG FEELINGS 595 00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,770 JUST TO COMFORT SOMEONE ELSE. 596 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,871 - "SWEET"? 597 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,707 OFFICER, YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY. 598 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,874 - OKAY, DARIA. 599 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:08,279 WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BEST. 600 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,046 - AND THEN BRADLEY SAID, 601 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,149 "WELL, IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY FOR A REAL DATE, 602 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,617 HOW ABOUT A CYBER DATE?" 603 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,552 AND I SAID, "NOT UNTIL THEY INVENT 604 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,955 CYBER FRENCH RESTAURANTS, BUSTER." 605 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:18,956 [laughing] 606 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,957 I SAID "BUSTER." 607 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,626 CAN YOU IMAGINE? 608 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,627 - NO. 609 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,729 - THAT'S JUST SO FUNNY. 610 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,397 - LITTLE MISS SPIRITUAL CRISIS SEEMS TO HAVE RECOVERED 611 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,666 FROM LOSING HER ANGEL. 612 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,401 - YEAH, I KNEW HER SUFFERING WOULDN'T LAST. 613 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,904 - THE GOOD TIMES NEVER DO. 614 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:35,039 - WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT TO SEE A GROWN MAN 615 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,708 TRY TO MAKE A BULLHORN FROM A PILE OF BROKEN GLASS. 616 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,911 - AND I GOT TO MEET AMBER-ASHLEY. 617 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,245 - YOU MEAN ASHLEY-AMBER. 618 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,246 - RIGHT. 619 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,480 HOW IS IT THAT SHE LOOKS AND ACTS 620 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,283 EXACTLY THE SAME AGE AS HER OWN STEPDAUGHTER? 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