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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- OKAY?
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- OKAY.
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THANKS FOR THE COMPANY, TRENT.
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- HEY, NO PROBLEM.
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BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK TOM
OR DARIA?
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- YOU AND I NEVER GO
FOR RIDES ANYMORE.
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WE NEED TO GO FOR MORE RIDES.
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- MMM.
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WHY DID YOU NEED
TO SEE THE TIGER AGAIN?
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- I TOLD YOU.
IT'S A SURPRISE.
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YOU'LL FIND OUT
WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE DOES.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MMM"?
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- I DIDN'T SAY, "MMM."
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- YES, YOU DID.
- NO, I DIDN'T.
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- MMM.
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[dog barking]
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- SORRY.
CAN'T STOP FOR BREAKFAST.
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MUST GET MY FILES TOGETHER
BEFORE THE 7:00 A.M.
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I'M SORRY.
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THIS IS THE BIGGEST CASE
I'VE EVER HAD.
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OH.
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IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING.
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WHY WOULD ANYONE BE UP?
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NOW WHO AM I TALKING TO?
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GET IT TOGETHER,
MORGENDORFFER.
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[doorbell rings]
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- HEY, DARIA.
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- HEY, TRENT.
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- JANEY'S UPSTAIRS WITH TOM.
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- THANKS.
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- ♪ SAD,
REAL SAD ♪
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- HELLO?
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OH.
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- OOPS.
- WAIT.
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- SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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- NO BIGGIE.
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YOU HAD TO LEARN
ABOUT KISSING SOMETIME.
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- I SAW JANE'S LATEST WORK,
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AND I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY
BY THE TALENT.
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- TA-DA.
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- UM, VERY NICE.
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OR IS IT A CRY FOR HELP?
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- I'D HAVE TO GO WITH BOTH.
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- DON'T YOU GET IT?
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THE LADY OR THE TIGER.
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NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE.
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- DOES THIS MEAN
YOU'LL BE ORDERING
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THE PIZZA WITH ENTRAILS?
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- THIS IS GONNA BE
MY NEW LOOK,
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AND YOU'RE ASSISTING
IN THE PROCEDURE.
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GOLDEN HEATHER BLONDE.
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DEWEY CORNFIELD BLONDE.
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APRIL WHEAT BLONDE.
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I JUST WANT TO BLEACH MY HAIR,
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NOT START A FREAKING FARM.
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- WELL, I'M LOOKING
FOR "BLONDE AS A BAT,"
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BUT SO FAR, NO LUCK.
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I BET FOR 20 BUCKS
AND A BAG OF DOUGHNUTS
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THAT GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTER
WOULD COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
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AND HELP YOU WITH THIS.
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- YOU KNOW, DARIA,
NOT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
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CONDUCTS THEMSELVES BY THE SAME
RUTHLESSLY MERCENARY PRINCIPLES
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AS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
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- THAT'S WHY I THREW IN
THE DOUGHNUTS.
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GIVE THE DEAL A PERSONAL TOUCH.
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- AND IF YOU TELL ME
ONE MORE TIME
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THAT YOU DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS,
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I'LL HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD
WITH THIS BOTTLE
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OF PEACEFUL SUNRISE BLONDE.
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- YOU KNOW I HAVE NO APTITUDE
FOR THIS SORT OF THING,
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DYING HAIR, PAINTING TOENAILS.
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- LOOK, DARIA,
THIS IS THE KIND OF ACTIVITY
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THAT TEEN GIRLS DO TOGETHER
TO CEMENT THEIR FRIENDSHIPS.
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DON'T YOU WANT
TO CEMENT OUR FRIENDSHIP?
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- I'D PROBABLY DO BETTER
WITH ACTUAL CEMENT.
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- METHINKS THOU DOTH PROTESTETH
TOO MUCH.
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- HUH?
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- COME ON. WHY DON'T YOU
WANT TO HELP ME REALLY?
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- I JUST TOLD YOU.
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I'M AFRAID I'LL SCREW IT UP.
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- OKAY.
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YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT MAKING ME LOOK BAD.
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- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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- NOTHING'S THE MATTER
WITH ME.
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JUST GRATEFUL FOR YOUR CONCERN,
THAT'S ALL.
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- LOOK, I'LL HELP YOU DO
YOUR DAMN HAIR, OKAY?
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JUST PICK A BLONDE
AND LET'S GO WITH IT, ALL RIGHT?
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- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
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AUTUMN BARLEY BLONDE?
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I'M GONNA HAVE
TO GET ME A TRACTOR.
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- THIS STUFF STINKS.
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WHY CAN'T THEY JUST MIX IT
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BEFORE THEY PUT IT
IN THE BOTTLE?
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- BECAUSE THE VAPORS
WOULD BUILD UP
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AND IT WOULD EXPLODE.
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- OH, WELL,
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
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I'D WANT SEEPING
INTO MY SCALP.
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- COME ON, DARIA.
GET GOING.
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WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR
BUT FEAR ITSELF.
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- I'M SURE FDR HAD TEEN GIRL
HAIRSTYLES IN MIND
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WHEN HE MADE THAT SPEECH.
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YOU KNOW, ONE PHONE CALL,
AND I COULD HAVE
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MY SISTER OVER HERE
WITH HER LITTLE FASHION FIENDS
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TO DO THIS JOB
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE DONE.
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- "HELLO, QUINN.
IT'S ME, DARIA.
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CAN YOU HELP ME MAKE
MY FRIEND LOOK PRETTY?"
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- ALL RIGHT, YOU BITCH,
WHAT DO I DO?
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- LET'S SEE.
THIS IS VERY COMPLICATED.
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IDENTIFY AND ISOLATE
A TARGET TRESS,
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IMMOBILIZE,
THEN INITIATE APPLICATION.
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- HUH?
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- GRAB A HUNK OF HAIR
AND START PAINTING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT'S NOT SO HARD.
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- DON'T MOVE.
DON'T EVEN TALK.
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THE SLIGHTEST TREMOR OF
YOUR HEAD COULD BE DISASTROUS.
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- OH, COME ON.
IT'S JUST HAIR.
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- THAT'S WHAT SAMSON SAID.
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WHAT DID YOU MEAN BEFORE?
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT DID I MEAN?
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- ALL THAT HINTING AROUND
ABOUT THE DIRE REASONS
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I DIDN'T WANT TO HELP YOU
WITH THIS.
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- DYER,
'CAUSE YOU'RE DYING MY HAIR.
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I GET IT.
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- STILL WAITING.
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- OH, HELL,
I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
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I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ODD
THAT YOU WERE SO RESISTANT
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TO MAKING ME LOOK EVEN COOLER
THAN I ALREADY DO.
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I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
YOU WERE A LITTLE JEALOUS
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OF ME AND TOM
AND YOU FELT LIKE YOU HAD TO--
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- WHAT?
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- JUST A TEENSY LITTLE BIT.
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AND IT'S OKAY.
BELIEVE ME.
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I'M SURE IF I WERE
IN YOUR POSITION--
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- WHAT POSITION?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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HOW CAN YOU ACCUSE ME
OF BEING JEALOUS OF YOU AND TOM?
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- HEY, ARE WE DOING
THE HAIR HERE OR NOT?
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I JUST MEAN THE WAY
YOU'RE ALWAYS
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ACCIDENTALLY BARGING IN
ON US
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AND JUST HAPPENING TO FIND
YOURSELF ALONE WITH HIM.
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I KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN
ANYTHING BY IT,
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SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT?
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YOU'RE ACCUSING ME
OF HAVING SOME KIND
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OF DESIGNS ON YOUR BOYFRIEND,
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AND YOU TELL,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT?
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- HAIR.
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OW.
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- SORRY.
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- MAYBE WE'D BETTER TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER.
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- THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
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YOU'RE DELUSIONAL.
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- OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE,
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I CAN JUST TALK
TO MYSELF ABOUT IT.
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- THOMAS JEFFERSON:
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PHILOSOPHER, INVENTOR,
PRESIDENT,
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AND KEEPER OF ONE SAUCY JOURNAL.
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THE DECLARATION
OF IN-MY-PANTS TONIGHT
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ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- SO THAT WASN'T SO DIFFICULT,
WAS IT?
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- WHICH PART,
THE HAIR COLORING
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OR THE ACCUSATION OF BETRAYAL?
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- OH, DARIA, LOOK,
FORGET IT.
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I IMAGINED THE WHOLE THING.
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
- OKAY.
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NOW, ONTO MORE IMPORTANT STUFF.
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AM I STRIPED YET?
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- UM, NO, NOT QUITE YET.
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- IS ANYTHING HAPPENING
UP THERE?
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- UH, YOU KNOW, I THINK
I SHOULD PROBABLY GET HOME.
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- OH, COME ON.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND
FOR THE FUN?
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- DEFINITELY NOT.
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- COME ON, DARIA.
YOU MUST WANT TO SEE--
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AH!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
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- I TOLD YOU
I WAS NO GOOD AT THIS.
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- CAN'T YOU PAINT
A LOUSY STRIPE?
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- I DON'T--I--
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- YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE
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TO TAKE TOM AWAY FROM ME.
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- WHAT?
- GET OUT OF HERE, DARIA.
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- LET ME FIX IT.
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- HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIX IT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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- JUST GET OUT.
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LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO
INTO THE DRUG STORE
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AND GET THE DYE.
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JUST GET ANYTHING BLACK
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AND NOTHING NAMED AFTER
A CROP, OKAY?
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- SURE, DON'T WORRY.
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IT'LL BE COOL.
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- I COULD KILL DARIA.
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- WHOA, WHY?
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- I'M TELLING YOU,
SHE WANTED TO SCREW UP MY HAIR.
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ANYONE WITH THE LEAST BIT
OF PAINTING EXPERIENCE
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COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO
THAT BAD A JOB BY ACCIDENT.
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- I DIDN'T KNOW SHE PAINTS.
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- HUH?
OH, SHE DOESN'T.
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- THEN WHY DID SHE THINK
SHE COULD DO YOUR HAIR?
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- WELL, SHE DIDN'T.
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ACTUALLY, I KIND OF MADE HER.
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- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
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[doorbell rings]
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[line ringing]
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- HEY, DARIA.
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WHERE'S JANE?
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- MMM, I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE SICK OR SOMETHING.
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- REALLY?
THAT'S TOO BAD.
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SHE HAD SOME BIG SURPRISE
SHE WAS GONNA UNVEIL TODAY.
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SHE KEPT TALKING ABOUT
THE LADY OR THE TIGER.
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- UM, THE TIGER TURNED OUT
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TO BE MORE OF A PENGUIN
WITH ECZEMA.
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- WHAT?
- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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OUR ONGING EVALUATION
OF NEW BLUSHES
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CONTINUES THIS AFTERNOON
AT QUINN'S HOUSE
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WITH A ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION
OF BLUSH STRATEGY
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AND PHILOSOPHY.
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- I LOVE PHILOSOPHY.
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- IT'S SO GOOD OF YOU TO
HAVE US OVER FOR THIS, QUINN.
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- WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I TELL MYSELF:
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"QUINN, IF NOT YOU, WHO?"
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IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
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- IF NOT LEAVE, PUKE.
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- WHEN YOU TALK TO JANE, TELL
HER I HOPE SHE FEELS BETTER.
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- YOU MEAN IF I TALK TO HER.
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[line ringing]
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[buttons beeping]
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- LOOK, OUR ENTIRE STRATEGY
DEPENDS
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ON YOU ANALYZING THOSE PRINTOUTS
BEFORE THE WEEKEND.
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I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MOTHER
IS GETTING MARRIED.
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I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MOTHER
IS GETTING EXECUTED.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:04,282
- HELLO?
236
00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,883
- UM, MARY ANN,
237
00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,686
THIS IS DARIA MORGENDORFFER.
238
00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,153
IS MY MOTHER AVAILABLE?
239
00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,990
- WHAT, THAT'S NOT A NICE THING
TO SAY ABOUT AN 80-YEAR-OLD?
240
00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,258
- MMM, DARIA,
IS IT VERY IMPORTANT?
241
00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,393
THIS ISN'T A GREAT TIME.
242
00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,527
- WELL, IF YOUR MOTHER'S 80,
243
00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:17,662
WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING
244
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,530
DRAGGING SOME POOR BASTARD
TO THE ALTAR?
245
00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:20,531
OH!
246
00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,667
- UM, NO, I'LL CALL BACK.
247
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:26,571
THANKS.
248
00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:27,805
[buttons beeping]
249
00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,808
[phone rings]
250
00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,142
- HELLO?
- TOM?
251
00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,177
- DARIA?
252
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,278
TO WHAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE?
253
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,779
- HAVE YOU HEARD FROM JANE?
254
00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,447
- SORT OF. WHY?
255
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,283
- IT'S ABOUT THAT STRIPING JOB.
256
00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,283
- UH-OH.
257
00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:40,485
- YEAH.
258
00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,420
I REALLY, UM,
KIND OF BOTCHED IT BIG-TIME,
259
00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,588
AND SHE DIDN'T COME TO SCHOOL,
260
00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,023
AND SHE'S NOT ANSWERING
THE PHONE,
261
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,924
SO I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
262
00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:49,126
- WELL, SHE WAS ALL RIGHT ENOUGH
TO CALL ME LATE LAST NIGHT
263
00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:50,562
YELLING STUFF
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
264
00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,029
AND MAKING FREAKY ACCUSATIONS.
265
00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,431
- OH.
266
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,466
- I'M REALLY GETTING TIRED
OF THIS, DARIA, YOU KNOW?
267
00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,035
IT'S LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT
AT THE PARADE.
268
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,170
- I THINK I'M GONNA GO OVER
THERE AND SEE HOW SHE'S DOING.
269
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,338
- OH. OH, YEAH.
GOOD IDEA.
270
00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:02,974
- YEAH. GOT TO GO.
271
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,208
BYE.
272
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,209
- BYE.
273
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,511
[doorbell rings]
274
00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:09,681
- I FIGURED YOU'D TURN UP
SOONER OR LATER.
275
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,615
- HEY.
YOUR HAIR LOOKS OKAY.
276
00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:13,417
- YEAH.
I DYED IT BACK.
277
00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:14,452
I'LL PASS FOR HUMAN.
278
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,753
- I'M REALLY SORRY.
279
00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:16,788
I WARNED YOU.
280
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,322
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER.
281
00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,825
I'M SORRY.
I FEEL KIND OF AWKWARD.
282
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,928
- REALLY?
I HADN'T NOTICED.
283
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,062
- SO IF YOU LOOK OKAY,
284
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,231
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
COME TO SCHOOL?
285
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,832
WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
286
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,133
- TO BE HONEST,
I'VE BEEN FEELING
287
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,535
KIND OF OVERWHELMED LATELY,
288
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,836
AND AFTER THE HAIR THING
AND ALL,
289
00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,672
I FIGURED I'D GIVE MYSELF
A MENTAL HEALTH DAY.
290
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,340
- OVERWHELMED?
WHY?
291
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,341
- WHY DO YOU THINK?
292
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:38,710
- I DON'T KNOW.
293
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,078
I DIDN'T SCREW YOUR HAIR UP
ON PURPOSE.
294
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,380
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
295
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,148
- YEAH, I KNOW.
296
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,850
WHAT ABOUT
THAT OTHER THING I SAID?
297
00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:46,984
- WHAT THING?
298
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,787
UM, YOU WERE JUST UPSET.
299
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,288
- WHAT ABOUT IT, DARIA?
300
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,490
- WHAT?
301
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,226
TOM? ME TRY TO TAKE
TOM AWAY FROM YOU?
302
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,461
ARE YOU CRAZY?
303
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,696
- OKAY, MAYBE NOT TRYING
TO STEAL HIM OR ANYTHING,
304
00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,631
BUT WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?
305
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,300
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
NOTHING.
306
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,369
I MEAN, OKAY, I DON'T HATE HIM
SO MUCH ANYMORE.
307
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,305
BUT THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
308
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,040
- SO YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO OUT WITH HIM?
309
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,241
- OF COURSE NOT.
310
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,410
- AND YOU'VE NEVER
MADE OUT OR ANYTHING?
311
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,411
- COME ON.
312
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,545
- I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
313
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,681
- CAN YOU PICTURE ME MAKING OUT
WITH ANYONE,
314
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:19,117
EVER?
315
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,753
- CAN I STOP SHORT
OF YOUR WEDDING NIGHT?
316
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,753
OKAY.
317
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,556
WELL, THEN HAIR APOLOGY
ACCEPTED.
318
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:25,856
LIFE GOES ON.
319
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,093
- DO YOU WANT TO GET
SOME MORE BUSY BARNYARD BLONDE
320
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,227
AND TRY AGAIN?
321
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,629
- HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY,
UTTERLY MAD?
322
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,267
- HEY.
323
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,702
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
324
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:38,903
- I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
325
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,305
YOUR SISTER SAID
YOU WEREN'T HOME,
326
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,506
SO I FIGURED
I'D WAIT OUT HERE.
327
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,674
- DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
328
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,341
- NO, THERE ARE THESE GIRLS
IN THERE,
329
00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:45,843
RUBBING STUFF
ON EACH OTHER'S CHEEKS
330
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:46,878
AND MAKING ANIMAL NOISES.
331
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,213
I GOT KIND OF SCARED.
332
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,582
- THAT'S JUST THE OPENING RITES
OF THE BLUSH-A-THON.
333
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:53,084
AT LEAST YOU GOT OUT
BEFORE THE RHYTHMIC CHANTING.
334
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,753
- OH, YEAH, I THINK I SAW THAT
ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
335
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,189
WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THE CAR?
336
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,193
- DID YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT JANE?
337
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,194
- NOPE.
338
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,263
- OH, THEN WHAT?
339
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,531
- ABOUT OUR SITUATION.
340
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,798
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
341
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,300
WE HAVE NO SITUATION.
342
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,669
LEAVE ME ALONE.
I GOT TO GO.
343
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,671
- WAIT.
WHY IS EVERYONE SO MAD AT ME?
344
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,139
- WHY? WHY?
345
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,440
BECAUSE I MOVED TO THIS TOWN
346
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,708
AND I KNEW IMMEDIATELY
I'D BE A TOTAL OUTCAST.
347
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,277
AND IN THE ONE MOMENT
OF GOOD LUCK
348
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,711
I'VE HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE,
349
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:23,080
I MET ANOTHER OUTCAST WHO
I COULD REALLY BE FRIENDS WITH
350
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,849
AND NOT HAVE
TO FEEL COMPLETELY ALONE.
351
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,985
AND THEN YOU CAME ALONG AND
SCREWED THE WHOLE THING UP.
352
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,653
- ALL I DID WAS MEET A GIRL
I THOUGHT WAS COOL,
353
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,022
AND I WENT OUT WITH HER
FOR A WHILE.
354
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,723
WE STARTED TO GET BORED
WITH EACH OTHER.
355
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,192
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
356
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,493
IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT.
357
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,861
- OH, YEAH?
358
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,929
WOULD YOU STILL BE BORED
WITH HER IF I WEREN'T AROUND?
359
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,264
- PROBABLY;
AND MORE TO THE POINT,
360
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,299
SHE'D BE BORED WITH ME.
361
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,967
IT'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
362
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,236
- GOOD, BECAUSE I'M NOT
INTERESTED IN YOU,
363
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,971
AND I'D BE STABBING MY FRIEND
IN THE BACK
364
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,006
IF I EVEN CONSIDERED IT.
365
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,140
- EXACTLY.
366
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,742
AND WHAT KIND OF A JERK
WOULD THAT MAKE ME?
367
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:51,909
- EXACTLY.
- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
368
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,744
- OKAY.
369
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,048
DAMN IT.
DAMN IT. DAMN IT. DAMN IT.
370
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,116
- I LIKED IT TOO.
371
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,250
- THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
372
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,419
- I KNOW.
373
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,493
THAT WAS DEFINITELY NOT FUNNY.
374
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,496
- I GOT TO GO.
375
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,308
- THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT ILLEGAL
TO SHOOT SQUIRRELS?
376
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,409
DAMN IT.
WHAT KIND OF TOWN IS THIS?
377
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,510
OH, HEY, KIDDO.
378
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:27,778
HOW'S IT GOING?
379
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,481
STILL GOT A LITTLE STARDUST
IN YOUR EYES, EH?
380
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,750
YOU CAN'T DROWN THEM EITHER?
381
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,085
DAMN IT!
382
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,153
OH, MY GOSH.
383
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,488
LET'S FINISH THIS LATER,
OKAY, DARIA?
384
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,956
- OH, YEAH, DARIA,
385
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,359
YOU PROBABLY WANT TO STAY AWAY
FROM THE HOUSE THIS AFTERNOON.
386
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,127
THE FASHION CLUB IS ENTERING
THE FINAL PHASE
387
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,262
OF OUR BLUSH EVALUATION,
AND THINGS COULD GET HEATED.
388
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,865
AND EVEN IF THEY DON'T,
389
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,233
I'M JUST AFRAID YOU'D FIND THE
WHOLE THING TERRIBLY TEDIOUS,
390
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,902
AND I'D HATE
TO YOU SEE YOU BORED LIKE THAT.
391
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,805
OKAY, THANKS.
392
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,905
DARIA.
393
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,841
DID YOU HEAR ME?
394
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,276
- IS MOM AROUND?
395
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,310
- WHAT?
396
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,311
- I NEED TO TALK TO MOM.
397
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,378
- GOOD LUCK.
398
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,081
SHE'S ONLY BEEN WORKING
18-HOUR DAYS
399
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,382
AT THAT JOB OF HERS.
400
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,450
- IF YOUR BEST FRIEND
WERE GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE,
401
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,486
AND YOU KISSED HIM,
WOULD YOU TELL HER?
402
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,820
- ARE YOU CRAZY?
403
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,456
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
404
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,159
GOD, DARIA, YOU'VE GOT
TO LAY OFF ALL THOSE BOOKS
405
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,295
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
406
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,731
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
I LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE...
407
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,703
[bell rings]
408
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,806
- HEY.
- OH, HI.
409
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,007
- WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
410
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,208
WHAT'S NEW?
HOW YOU DOING?
411
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,209
- GREAT.
412
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,543
- NO WALKIE TO SCHOOL TODAY?
413
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,679
WHAT HAPPENED?
414
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,614
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
TALK TO ME.
415
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,650
- I KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND.
416
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,619
- WHAT?
- I KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND.
417
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,887
I KISSED TOM.
418
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,923
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
419
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:46,958
I'M SORRY.
420
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,226
I'M SORRY.
421
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,767
[doorbell rings]
422
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:56,868
- OH, HI.
423
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,670
- OH, HI.
GO TO HELL!
424
00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,704
- HEY.
- [grunting]
425
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:00,872
- STOP. OW.
426
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:01,873
- HOW COULD YOU?
427
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,041
HOW COULD YOU?
428
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,475
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
IT JUST HAPPENED.
429
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,777
- HOW COULD SHE?
430
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,612
- SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
431
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,946
- OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
432
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,280
- SHE DIDN'T WANT ANY PART
OF THIS.
433
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:13,751
I SCREWED EVERYTHING UP.
434
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,152
- NOW WHAT?
435
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,922
- I DON'T KNOW.
436
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,424
I'M A REAL IDIOT.
THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.
437
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,492
- WHO'S ARGUING?
438
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,693
- WE SHOULD HAVE JUST BROKEN UP,
439
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,528
AND I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
DRAGGED DARIA INTO IT.
440
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,464
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WE SHOULD HAVE JUST BROKEN UP?
441
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,265
- COME ON.
WE WEREN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
442
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,301
WE WERE ABOUT TO BREAK UP.
443
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,535
- YEAH.
444
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,738
SO NOW WHAT?
YOU GONNA GO OUT WITH HER?
445
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,540
I GUESS I GOT TO GET
A NEW BEST FRIEND.
446
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,708
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
447
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,643
- WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
TAG ALONG ON YOUR DATES?
448
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,713
FORGET IT.
THAT'S TOO WEIRD FOR ME.
449
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,148
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY
WE EXPECTED HER TO DO IT.
450
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,785
- HUH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
JUST A SUPER TIME DATING DARIA.
451
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,954
SHE LOVES TO HAVE FUN.
452
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,288
- I DIDN'T SAY
I WAS GONNA DATE HER.
453
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,690
I KNOW HOW ANTISOCIAL SHE IS.
454
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,325
- HEY, SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
GIVE HER A CHANCE.
455
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,459
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
456
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,794
YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT WITH HER?
457
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,162
- OF COURSE NOT.
458
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,697
I MEAN, I--I DON'T KNOW.
459
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,399
JUST--LOOK,
ALL THAT TIME,
460
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,303
WERE YOU GOING OUT WITH ME
JUST TO GET TO HER?
461
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,470
- ARE YOU CRAZY?
462
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,573
- I DON'T KNOW.
AM I?
463
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,974
- I REALLY LIKE YOU, JANE.
464
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,309
YOU'RE SMART, AND YOU'RE FUNNY.
465
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,643
YOU HAVE A GREAT ATTITUDE.
466
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,778
YOU DO EVERYTHING
ON YOUR OWN TERMS.
467
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,914
YOU'RE, LIKE,
FROM A COOLER WORLD.
468
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,016
- I AM, AREN'T I?
469
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,184
- YOU REALLY ARE.
470
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,253
- TOO BAD YOU'RE SUCH A DORK.
471
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,021
- I KNOW.
472
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,757
- WHY CAN'T I EVER FIND
ANYTHING AROUND HERE?
473
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,725
DO YOU ALL WANT ME
TO GO INSANE?
474
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:29,727
- HELEN, HELEN?
475
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,928
- WHAT IS IT?
476
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,864
I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTERRUPT ME
FOR ANYTHING.
477
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:36,567
I HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE.
478
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,335
DARIA?
479
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,906
- SO THAT'S IT.
480
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,373
OF ALL THE GUYS
IN THE WORLD TO KISS...
481
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,775
- OH.
482
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,844
- I PICKED THE ONE WHO'S GOING
OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
483
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,512
NOW I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON,
484
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,380
I HAVE NOBODY
TO TALK TO ABOUT IT,
485
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,016
AND THAT'S WHY
I CAME TO YOU.
486
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,285
- OH.
- I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
487
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,755
- OH, WELL, IT'S NOT EASY
BEING A TEENAGER, DARIA.
488
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,658
YOU HAVE ALL THESE NEW FEELINGS
AND SENSATIONS.
489
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,093
- MOM, SPARE ME
THE PUBERTY SPEECH.
490
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,962
I KISSED MY BEST FRIEND'S
BOYFRIEND.
491
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,697
- I'M SURE IT WAS JUST
A ONE-TIME--
492
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,832
- TWICE.
493
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:08,833
- [sighs]
494
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,135
IT'S A LOUSY SITUATION, DARIA.
495
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,204
BUT YOU DIDN'T SET OUT
TO HURT ANYONE.
496
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,605
- NEITHER DO THOSE BUS DRIVERS
497
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,542
WHO GO FLYING OFF AN EMBANKMENT
ON THEIR WAY TO THE CASINO.
498
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,711
- DARIA, NOBODY GOT KILLED.
499
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:23,381
- NO, BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW
I COULD HAVE HURT JANE MORE.
500
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,715
- WHAT ABOUT TOM?
501
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,216
- I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT TOM.
502
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:27,585
[sighs]
503
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,488
YOU KNOW, I HAD EVERYTHING
MORE OR LESS UNDER CONTROL.
504
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,090
I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS GREAT,
505
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,525
BUT I COULD DEAL WITH SCHOOL,
AND I COULD DEAL WITH HOME.
506
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,427
AND NOW NOTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.
507
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,162
- IT NEVER IS, SWEETIE.
508
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,032
WE JUST TELL OURSELVES OTHERWISE
SO WE CAN FUNCTION.
509
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,334
- WHO CAME UP
WITH THAT STUPID ARRANGEMENT?
510
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,701
- IT'S CALLED LIFE.
511
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,969
- LIFE SUCKS.
512
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,272
- YES, SOMETIMES.
513
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,273
OFTEN.
514
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,308
- THAT'S REASSURING.
515
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,310
- BUT IT STILL BEATS
THE ALTERNATIVE.
516
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,911
HONEY, THINGS WILL WORK OUT.
517
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,913
I DON'T KNOW HOW,
BUT THEY WILL.
518
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,080
- YOU DON'T KNOW HOW?
519
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,017
WHAT KIND OF PARENTAL WISDOM
IS THAT?
520
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,184
- HONEST.
521
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,886
- DON'T YOU HAVE
TO BE GETTING BACK
522
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,587
TO THAT HUGE CASE OF YOURS?
523
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,723
- OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
524
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:09,493
IT'S COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL.
525
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,700
- YO.
- HEY.
526
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,701
- WHATCHA' DOING?
527
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,768
- WALKING.
528
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,869
- HAIR LOOKS FINE.
529
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,970
- THANKS.
530
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,439
- LIFT?
- NAH.
531
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,506
- COME ON.
532
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,375
WE NEED TO GO FOR MORE RIDES.
533
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,544
- OKAY.
534
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,481
- HEY, YOU KNOW,
ABOUT TOM AND ALL,
535
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,883
IT'LL BE OKAY.
536
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,751
- YEAH, SOME PART OF ME
KNOWS THAT.
537
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,086
SOME PART OF ME
IS ACTUALLY SAYING
538
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,487
THAT BREAKING UP IS RIGHT.
539
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,688
- MAYBE IT IS.
540
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,156
- SO HOW COME
EVERY FIVE MINUTES,
541
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,924
I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA THROW UP?
542
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:41,992
- I DON'T KNOW.
543
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,260
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN EATING OUT
544
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,764
OF THE REFRIGERATOR AGAIN,
HAVE YOU?
545
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:47,932
- IDIOT.
546
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,033
- WHERE ARE WE GOING, ANYWAY?
547
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,502
- DARIA'S.
548
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,605
[doorbell rings]
549
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,640
- HELLO.
550
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,774
- HI.
551
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,076
- PIZZA?
- I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.
552
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,611
- NEITHER AM I.
553
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,514
- I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU,
BUT I HAD TO.
554
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,549
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN.
555
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,817
EVER.
556
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,018
- TOM AND I BROKE UP.
557
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,854
- WHAT?
NOT BECAUSE OF ME.
558
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,622
- NO, NOT BECAUSE OF YOU.
559
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,391
SO I DON'T CARE
IF YOU GO OUT WITH HIM.
560
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,625
IT'S FINE WITH ME.
561
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,760
- COME ON.
562
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,427
NOBODY'S THAT WELL-ADJUSTED.
563
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,796
- I'M SURE AS HELL NOT,
564
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,699
BUT TOM AND YOU MAKES MORE SENSE
THAN TOM AND ME,
565
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,500
SO YOU GO AHEAD AND DATE HIM,
566
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,770
AND I'LL GET USED TO GOING OUT
FOR PIZZA BY MYSELF.
567
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,337
- I DON'T WANT YOU
TO DO THAT.
568
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,740
- WHY NOT? IT'S WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING ALL YEAR.
569
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,242
- SO YOU DON'T HATE ME?
570
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,609
- OF COURSE I HATE YOU.
571
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,311
YOU TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA
STAY AWAY FROM HIM,
572
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,313
AND FIVE MINUTES LATER,
YOU'RE MAKING OUT IN A CAR.
573
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,448
WHY DID YOU EVEN GET IN?
574
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,750
- I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA TALK
ABOUT YOU.
575
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,284
I THINK THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
576
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,754
- THE LADY OR THE TIGER.
577
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,723
YOU TURNED OUT TO BE
A LITTLE OF BOTH, EH?
578
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,824
- I SWEAR, I DIDN'T--
579
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,925
- I KNOW.
580
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,460
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I MADE YOU COLOR MY HAIR
581
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,728
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
582
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,730
MAYBE I WAS TRYING
TO BRING SOMETHING TO A HEAD.
583
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:57,134
- HAIR. HEAD. I GET IT.
584
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,537
SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
585
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,572
- I WAS HOPING YOU KNEW.
586
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,074
- ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?
587
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,142
ARE WE?
588
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,476
- YEAH.
589
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,178
WE'RE THE KIND
OF FRIENDS WHO CAN'T STAND
590
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,413
THE SIGHT OF EACH OTHER.
591
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,215
- TEMPORARILY, RIGHT?
592
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,783
- I HOPE SO, DARIA.
593
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,453
I'LL SEE YOU.
594
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,827
[phone ringing]
595
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,729
- QUINN.
596
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,499
QUINN, PHONE.
597
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,834
OH, TO HELL WITH IT.
598
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,835
HELLO?
599
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,937
- DARIA?
600
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,205
IT'S TOM.
601
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:44,114
- ♪ THEY SAY IT'LL BE FOR SURE ♪
602
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:49,820
♪ THEY SAY WE'LL ALL BE FINE ♪
603
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:55,292
♪ THEY SAY SOMEWHERE
THERE'S A CURE ♪
604
00:19:55,294 --> 00:20:01,231
♪ THAT FIRST MUST BE REFINED ♪
605
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:06,503
♪ FOREVER I'LL BE SURE ♪
606
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:12,075
♪ FOREVER YOU'LL BE FINE ♪
607
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,677
♪ FOREVER EATS YOU UP ♪
608
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,613
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