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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- OKAY, STUDENTS,
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HERE IS YOUR READING ASSIGNMENT
FOR TONIGHT:
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SCENES ONE THROUGH FIVE
IN DOCTOR FAUSTUS.
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SORRY I DON'T HAVE ACTUAL COPIES
OF THE PLAY FOR YOU
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BUT, YOU KNOW...THE BUDGET.
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- HEY, MR. O.,
I CAN'T READ THIS.
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- I CAN'T READ MINE, EITHER.
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- HMM, I CAN JUST MAKE OUT
THE WORDS "INCIPIENT MIGRAINE."
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- I APOLOGIZE FOR THE QUALITY
OF THESE, CLASS.
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THE SCHOOL'S PHOTOCOPIER
IS SO VERY OLD.
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DARN BUDGET.
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- MR. O'NEILL.
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- SORRY.
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- SO IT'S CLEAR
THAT IN THE CASE OF CHECHNYA,
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CONFLICTS THAT TOOK GENERATIONS
TO DEVELOP
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WILL CERTAINLY NOT BE RESOLVED
IN A PERIOD OF MONTHS.
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- EXCELLENT REPORT, JODIE.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE YOUR
CLASSMATES A CLEARER PICTURE
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OF THE HOSTILITIES BY POINTING
OUT CHECHNYA ON THE MAP?
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- UM, CHECHNYA
BECAME INDEPENDENT IN 1991,
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AND THIS MAP
WAS PRINTED BEFORE THEN.
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IT'S COMPLETELY OUTDATED.
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- THAT'S RIGHT, JODIE.
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I GUESS THEY THINK
SINCE I TEACH HISTORY,
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I DON'T NEED ANY SUPPLIES
CREATED AFTER VE-DAY.
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- CLASS, I THOUGHT
AS AN EXERCISE IN IMAGINATION,
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WE COULD DEPRIVE OURSELVES
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OF ONE OF OUR
CUSTOMARY CREATIVE TOOLS.
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SO TODAY LET'S ALL TRY
TO PAINT A PICTURE
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WITHOUT USING THE COLOR RED.
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- BUT I LIKE RED.
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IT REFLECTS
MY PASSIONATE NATURE.
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- I'M SURE IT DOES, BRITTANY,
BUT, WELL,
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I RAN OUT OF IT YESTERDAY,
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AND THERE'S NO MONEY
TO GET ANY MORE.
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- SO YOU SEE, MS. LI,
THE OTHER TEACHERS AND I THOUGHT
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IF WE COULD MAYBE TAKE
SOME OF THE MONEY
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WE'VE BEEN SPENDING
ON SCHOOL SECURITY
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AND INSTEAD SPEND IT
ON SCHOOL SUPPLIES--
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- MR. O'NEILL,
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
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WHAT A SATELLITE TRANSMISSION
JAMMER COSTS THESE DAYS?
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- UM...
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- MR. WHITE.
- YEAH?
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WHY AREN'T YOU
OUT THERE PRACTICING
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WITH THE OTHER GRIDIRONERS?
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- UM, THE FACE MASK
FELL OFF MY HELMET.
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- SO GET A NEW HELMET.
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- I CAN'T.
COACH SAYS WE'RE OUT OF MONEY.
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- THAT'S IT.
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THE SCHOOL FINANCIAL PREDICAMENT
HAS REACHED CRISIS PROPORTIONS.
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- SO WHAT
WE'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT
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IS A LENS OF FISCAL FOCUS
CONCENTRATING THE DIFFUSED LIGHT
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OF OUR STUDENTS'
DISCRETIONARY SPENDING
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INTO A LASER BEAM
OF ECONOMIC CLOUT.
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- MR. LAMM,
I LIKE THE WAY THAT SOUNDS.
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- HOW MANY SODA MACHINES
DO WE HAVE IN THIS INSTITUTION?
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- TWO IN THE CAFETERIA
AND ONE IN THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.
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- THREE?
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NO, WE NEED AT LEAST
FOUR TIMES THAT NUMBER.
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- BUT CAN WE REALLY MAKE UP
THE BUDGET DEFICIT
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WITH THE PROCEEDS
ON CANS OF SODA?
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- OH, IT'S NOT THE CANS.
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IT'S THE EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT.
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- WHAT CONTRACT?
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- SEE, WHAT I DO
IS REPRESENT YOUR INTERESTS
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TO THE SODA COMPANIES.
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I SAY TO EACH OF THEM,
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"I'VE GOT A HIGH SCHOOL
THAT'S WILLING TO SELL
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"NO OTHER BEVERAGES BUT YOURS
IN ITS CAFETERIAS,
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"AT ITS DANCES, SPORTING EVENTS,
WHATEVER.
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THEY'LL ADVERTISE AND SELL
YOUR PRODUCT EXCLUSIVELY."
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- ADVERTISE?
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- TASTEFUL LITTLE POSTERS.
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"AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO,
MR. SODA COMPANY FAT CAT,
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"IS HAND OVER, OH,
LET'S SAY $50,000
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TO BE USED
AS THE SCHOOL SEES FIT."
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- $50,000.
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- AND THAT'S IF WE DON'T GET
A BIDDING WAR GOING.
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- HMM...
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YOU DON'T THINK IT'S UNSEEMLY
TO HAVE ADVERT--
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UH, PROMOTION
INSIDE SCHOOL CORRIDORS?
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- MS. LI,
OUR KIDS SEE ADVERTISING
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WHEN THEY TURN ON THE TV,
WHEN THEY LOG ONTO THE WEB,
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WHEN THEY DRIVE THE HIGHWAYS
AND WALK THROUGH THE MALLS.
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DO WE REALLY WANT SCHOOL
TO BE A SHELTERED IVORY TOWER
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THAT FAILS TO PREPARE THEM
FOR LIFE OUTSIDE ITS WALLS?
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- HMM, I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
THAT WAY.
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DID YOU SAY $50,000?
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- CLASS,
OUR PLANETARIUM TRIP
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HAS BEEN CANCELED
DUE TO LACK OF FUNDS,
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SO YOUR ASSIGNMENT TONIGHT
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IS TO LOCATE ORION THE HUNTER
IN THE SKY,
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THEN WRITE AN ESSAY ON WHY
YOU THINK HE NEEDS TO CARRY
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A WEAPON TO FEEL LIKE A MAN.
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- ATTENTION, STUDENTS.
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AN ACUTE PAPER SHORTAGE
PREVENTS US
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FROM SENDING HOME
AN ANNOUNCEMENT
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ABOUT THE SCHOOL REVIEW MEETING,
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SO PLEASE REMIND YOUR PARENTS
THAT IT'S THE 30TH AT 6:00.
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- WHAT'D SHE SAY?
THE 30TH?
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- THANK YOU.
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- WHY DIDN'T SHE COME ON
BEFORE THE BELL RANG
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SO WE COULD HEAR HER?
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- WELL, CONSIDERING IT WAS ABOUT
A SCHOOL REVIEW MEETING,
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I'D HAVE TO SAY,
WHO CARES?
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- WAIT A MINUTE.
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THE 30TH IS A SUNDAY.
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WHO HOLDS SCHOOL REVIEW MEETINGS
ON SUNDAY?
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- DARIA,
THE 30TH ISN'T A SUNDAY.
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IT'S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.
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- BE AN AMERICAN, DARIA.
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- SUPER BOWL SUNDAY?
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- SO STACY SHOWED ME HER OUTFIT
FOR SUNDAY,
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AND SHE HAD, LIKE,
THIS SOLID CREAM-COLORED TOP,
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AND I SAID,
"STACY, IT'S A SUPER BOWL PARTY:
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"GUYS YELLING
AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN
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AND BANGING INTO STUFF AND DIP,
STACY, DIP,"
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SO SHE DECIDED TO GO
WITH A PRINT INSTEAD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY:
"DIP" IS SHORT FOR "DIPSASTER."
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- THAT'S WONDERFUL, HONEY.
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- DID YOU KNOW MS. LI CALLED
A SCHOOL REVIEW MEETING
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FOR SUPER BOWL SUNDAY?
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- REALLY?
THAT'S ODD.
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WELL,
MAYBE SHE'S NOT A FOOTBALL FAN.
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- I THINK SHE'S TRYING
TO PULL SOMETHING.
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IF I WERE YOU,
I'D MAKE IT A POINT
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TO GO TO THAT MEETING
AND PAY EXTRA-CLOSE ATTENTION.
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- DARIA,
YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER AND I
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HAVE TO GO
TO ERIC'S SUPER BOWL PARTY...
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- WHAT?
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- OR I'LL LOOK LIKE
I'M NOT A TEAM PLAYER.
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- I HAVE TO SPEND
ANOTHER SUPER BOWL
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WITH A BUNCH
OF FREAKIN' LAWYERS
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AND THEIR FREAKIN' LAWYER
HIGHBALLS AND LAWYER CIGARS?
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LOUSY, STUCK-UP...
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- JAKE!
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I CALLED IN SOME FAVORS
AROUND THE OFFICE
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AND FOUND FIVE PEOPLE
WHO PROMISED THEY'D TALK TO YOU.
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- YOU DID?
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- EXCUSE ME,
BUT DOESN'T ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR
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ABOUT STACY'S PANTS?
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- HELLO?
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THE HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
CALLED A PUBLIC MEETING
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SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE
TO ATTEND.
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- DARIA, IF YOU'RE SO CONCERNED,
WHY DON'T YOU GO?
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- WHAT?
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- YOU OWE ME HUGELY
FOR MAKING ME MISS
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THE BIGGEST FOOTBALL GAME
OF THE YEAR.
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- YOU HATE FOOTBALL.
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- HEY, DON'T TRY ANY OF YOUR
TWISTY-TURNY MIND GAMES
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ON ME,
MORGENDORFFER.
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- SO IF I MAY SUM UP:
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OUR YOUNG PEOPLE
ARE OUR GREATEST RESOURCE.
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THEREFORE,
LET US MINE THAT RESOURCE
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AND ALLOW THEIR THIRST
FOR REFRESHMENT
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TO FUEL THEIR THIRST
FOR KNOWLEDGE.
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THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IS EMPOWERMENT.
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THANK YOU.
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- YAHOO!
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WELL, IF THAT'S NOT INSPIRING,
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THEN I WASN'T NAMED
FOURTH RUNNER-UP
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FOR PRINCIPAL OF THE YEAR
BY THE TRI-COUNTY CHAPTER
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OF THE ASIAN-AMERICAN WOMEN
IN EDUCATION'S CAUCUS.
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NOW I'M SURE YOU ALL WANT
TO GET HOME AND WATCH THE GAME,
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BUT FIRST,
WE'VE ALLOTTED THREE MINUTES
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FOR PUBLIC COMMENTARY
ON MR. LAMM'S PROPOSAL.
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NOBODY?
VERY WELL, THEN.
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- EXCUSE ME.
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- UM, YES, MS. MORGENDORFFER?
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- YOU'RE PLANNING
TO MAKE SODA COMPANIES
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BID AGAINST EACH OTHER
FOR THE RIGHT
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TO MARKET THEIR PRODUCTS
IN LAWNDALE HIGH?
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
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ALL YOU KIDS HAVE TO DO
IS WHAT YOU'D DO ANYWAY:
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DRINK SODA.
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- DOES THAT MEAN
THAT EVERYWHERE I TURN,
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I'LL RUN INTO A VENDING MACHINE?
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- WELL, THERE WOULDN'T BE
MUCH VALUE TO THE CONTRACT
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IF THE PRODUCT
WEREN'T EASILY AVAILABLE.
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[laughs]
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- AND WHAT ELSE?
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- NOTHING...BUT A FEW SMALL,
DISCREET ADVERTISING POSTERS
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IN THE HALLS,
NOTHING IN QUESTIONABLE TASTE,
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AND IF WE'RE LUCKY,
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AN EXCITING,
NEW HIGH-TECH SCOREBOARD
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FOR ATHLETIC EVENTS,
BOYS' AND GIRLS'.
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- SO THE SCHOOL WILL, IN EFFECT,
BE ENDORSING THE SODA?
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IS THAT REALLY
THE SCHOOL'S ROLE:
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TO BECOME A SHILL?
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- MISS, DO YOU DRINK SODA?
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- HUH?
OF COURSE.
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- SO...
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- THIS ISN'T ABOUT
WHETHER I LIKE SODA.
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IT'S ABOUT WHETHER
A PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL
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SHOULD BE USING ITS STATUS
AS A PLACE OF AUTHORITY
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TO SERVE AS ONE MORE MARKETING
TENTACLE OF CORPORATE AMERICA.
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WITH THE TAXPAYERS
SUBSIDIZING IT.
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- SURELY YOU GIVE
YOUR FRIENDS ENOUGH CREDIT
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TO KNOW WHEN
THEY'RE BEING TAUGHT
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AND WHEN THEY'RE BEING SOLD TO.
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- I GIVE THEM ENOUGH CREDIT
TO FIGURE OUT
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ABOUT THREE SECONDS
AFTER THOSE MACHINES ARRIVE
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THAT THEY CAN'T TRUST
THIS INSTITUTION,
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THE FEW WHO STILL DO.
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- OH, DEAR.
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DARN IT, OUR TIME IS UP.
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I'VE GOT SUPER BOWL FEVER.
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UH, GO, TEAMS, GO.
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- THIS WHOLE THING SUCKS.
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THEY SHOULDN'T BE
SELLING STUFF TO PEOPLE
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UNDER THE GUISE
OF EDUCATING THEM.
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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TOTALLY
UNETHICAL AND UNDERHANDED?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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LET ME MULL IT OVER
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
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IS IT MY IMAGINATION,
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OR IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCHOOL
DIFFERENT TODAY?
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- HEY, DARIA, JANE.
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- ISN'T IT GREAT TO HAVE
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ALL THESE NEW SODA MACHINES
EVERYWHERE?
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IT'S SO EASY TO GET A DRINK.
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- AND HYPERGLYCEMIA.
224
00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,695
- I LIKE THESE MACHINES.
225
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THEY'RE SO BRIGHT,
SO SOOTHING...
226
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,100
YOU KNOW,
WE'RE GETTING A NEW SCOREBOARD
227
00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,901
AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF EQUIPMENT
OUT OF THIS DEAL.
228
00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,737
- AND NEW POM-POMS
AND EVERYTHING.
229
00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,639
- AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO FOR IT
230
00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,841
IS NAME YOUR FIRSTBORN
AFTER ULTRA COLA.
231
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,175
- WHAT?
232
00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,244
- YOU WEREN'T GOING TO CALL HIM
KEVIN JUNIOR, WERE YOU?
233
00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,446
- OH, KEVIE,
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED.
234
00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,581
- ULTRA...
235
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,082
ULTRA THOMPSON.
236
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"NOW STARTING
FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS
237
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AT QUARTERBACK,
ULTRA...COLA...THOMPSON."
238
00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,288
HOORAY!
239
00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,024
YEAH, IT'S COOL.
240
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,559
- HEY.
241
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,360
- YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS.
242
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,495
- ABOUT WHAT?
243
00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,630
- ABOUT THAT.
244
00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,064
- OH, YEAH.
245
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,833
YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF SLEAZY.
246
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,635
- ARE YOU GOING TO TALK
TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT?
247
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,569
- I'D HAVE TO GO TO
THE SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS.
248
00:08:58,571 --> 00:08:59,570
- SO WILL YOU?
249
00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:00,872
- I DON'T KNOW.
250
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,941
IT'S BRINGING IN A LOT OF MONEY
TO THE SCHOOL.
251
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,976
- BUT YOU JUST SAID
YOU THINK IT'S SLEAZY.
252
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,912
- WELL, YEAH,
BUT THE LAWNDALE MODEL CONGRESS
253
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,647
IS GOING TO WASHINGTON
NEXT MONTH,
254
00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,115
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN THREE YEARS,
255
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:14,152
WE DON'T HAVE TO SELL 500 ROLLS
OF GIFT WRAP TO PAY FOR THE BUS.
256
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,288
- NO, INSTEAD, THEY'RE SELLING
YOU COLORED SUGAR WATER
257
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,424
WHILE PRETENDING
TO GIVE YOU AN EDUCATION.
258
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,359
- HEY, YOU DRINK SODA,
DON'T YOU?
259
00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,928
- THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
260
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,862
- I JUST DON'T THINK
A FEW LITTLE POSTERS
261
00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:26,031
ARE THAT BIG A DEAL.
262
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,766
IN A WEEK,
YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE THEM.
263
00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,033
- ALL THE WORSE.
264
00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,835
- DARIA, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
YOU COMPLAIN.
265
00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:31,870
- I DON'T COMPLAIN.
266
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,104
- THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO.
267
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,940
- I MEAN, I DON'T GET INVOLVED.
268
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,475
- THEN I GUESS YOU DON'T
REALLY CARE THAT MUCH, DO YOU?
269
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:42,047
- ALL HE WANTED JUST ONCE
WAS TO EAT AT THE TABLE,
270
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,349
BUT SHE HAD A HANKERING TO HOWL.
271
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,885
SHIH TZU?
I HARDLY KNOW YOU!
272
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,720
NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
273
00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,688
- DO YOU THINK I COMPLAIN A LOT?
274
00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,023
- WHAT ARE YOU BITCHING
ABOUT NOW?
275
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,224
- I'M SERIOUS.
276
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,193
I ASKED JODIE
IF SHE'D TALK TO SOMEBODY
277
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,962
ABOUT THESE SODA POSTERS,
AND SHE SAID I SHOULD DO IT
278
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,397
SINCE I'M SO GOOD
AT COMPLAINING.
279
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,398
- WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?
280
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,900
- WELL, LET'S SEE,
281
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,769
ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I'M
ALREADY CONSIDERED A SQUARE PEG
282
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,905
AND A MALCONTENT,
THERE'S THE SMALL PROBLEM
283
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,207
THAT EVERYONE LOVES
ALL THIS MONEY COMING IN,
284
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,042
AND I SEEM TO BE
THE ONLY ONE TROUBLED
285
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,243
BY WHERE IT'S COMING FROM.
286
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,510
- SO WHAT?
YOU'RE STILL RIGHT.
287
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:14,746
- THANK YOU.
288
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,547
- AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO MOAN AND GROAN...
289
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,782
- THANK YOU.
290
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,517
- AS LONG AS YOU TRY
TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
291
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,952
- WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME?
292
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,454
- BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL.
293
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,888
- BUT THAT'S WHAT'S
SO INFURIATING.
294
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,222
- AH-AH-AH.
- WHAT?
295
00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:27,091
- THERE YOU GO
COMPLAINING AGAIN.
296
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,627
- [sighs]
297
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,496
- YOU OWE ME HUGELY
FOR MAKING ME GET INVOLVED
298
00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:32,797
IN SCHOOL DISTRICT POLITICS.
299
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,098
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
300
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,033
I JUST ASKED YOU
TO WALK ME HERE.
301
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,335
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING IN.
302
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,004
- HEY, DON'T TRY ANY OF
YOUR RHETORICAL GYMNASTICS
303
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,339
ON ME,
MORGENDORFFER.
304
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,040
YOU SOUND A LITTLE NERVOUS.
305
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,075
- NO, I DON'T.
306
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,877
- MY MISTAKE.
- YOU CAN GO IN NOW.
307
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,311
- EEP!
308
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,680
AND THAT'S WHY I REALLY THINK
IT'S INAPPROPRIATE
309
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,682
TO BE USING THE SCHOOL
AS A VENUE
310
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,384
FOR THIS COLA COMPANY'S
ADVERTISING.
311
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,753
- MS. MORGENDORFFER,
312
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,755
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
THAT I PUNCHED YOUR NAME UP
313
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,289
ON THE COMPUTER
BEFORE YOU CAME IN.
314
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,258
YOU HAVE A VERY IMPRESSIVE
ACADEMIC RECORD...
315
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,593
- UM, THANKS.
316
00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:04,029
- BUT VERY LITTLE IN THE WAY
OF EXTRACURRICULARS.
317
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,964
- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH ANYTHING?
318
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,032
- WELL, I CAN'T HELP WONDERING,
319
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:11,235
DO YOU REALLY OBJECT THAT
STRONGLY TO A FEW SODA MACHINES,
320
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:14,105
OR IS THIS PROTEST
PERHAPS AN EXERCISE
321
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,740
IN EXTRACURRICULAR INVOLVEMENT
322
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,208
TO PUT ON
YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATIONS?
323
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,276
- WHAT?
324
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,111
- DO YOU DRINK SODA, DARIA?
325
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,613
- THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
326
00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:24,281
- LAWNDALE HIGH IS NOW
THE ONLY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTY
327
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,717
RUNNING A SURPLUS.
328
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,218
I WAS GOING TO TALK
TO LEONARD LAMM
329
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,288
ABOUT WRITING A CONTRACT
PROPOSAL FOR ALL OUR SCHOOLS.
330
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,623
- MR. CARTWRIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
331
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,959
I'M NOT A BIG ONE
FOR PARTICIPATION.
332
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,394
I WENT AGAINST MY INSTINCTS
COMING HERE TODAY,
333
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,930
AND WHEN WORD GETS AROUND,
334
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,133
I'LL PROBABLY BE EVEN
MORE ISOLATED THAN I ALREADY AM.
335
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,300
- OH, I DON'T...
336
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,336
BUT I DID IT,
BECAUSE AS LITTLE AFFECTION
337
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,272
OR RESPECT AS I HAVE
FOR MY FELLOW STUDENTS,
338
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,607
THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED
AS A DEMOGRAPHIC
339
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,708
BY THEIR OWN SCHOOL.
340
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,610
- ALL THAT CONTRACT
IS TRYING TO DO
341
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,879
IS MAKE THE
EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE BETTER.
342
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,514
- THEN JUST COME
TO LAWNDALE HIGH
343
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,882
AND SEE IF THAT'S HAPPENING.
344
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,150
- I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
345
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,585
- UM, THAT DOESN'T SOUND
VERY CONVINCING.
346
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,187
- I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
347
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,622
THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.
348
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,660
- WELL, IT'S BEEN FOUR WEEKS,
349
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,662
AND I'D SAY WE'VE DONE
A STELLAR JOB
350
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,465
OF MAKING ULTRA COLA AVAILABLE
TO OUR STUDENTS.
351
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,401
- WELL, YOU MIGHT SAY SO, AND
I'M SURE I'D AGREE WITH YOU,
352
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,971
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT WON'T HOLD UP IN COURT.
353
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,972
- HUH?
354
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,072
- THE IDEA WASN'T MAKING
355
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,641
THE PRODUCT AVAILABLE
TO THE STUDENTS.
356
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,644
IT WAS MAKING THE STUDENTS
AVAILABLE TO THE PRODUCT.
357
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,980
THE ULTRA COLA PEOPLE SAY
YOUR SALES
358
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,548
AREN'T WHAT THEY SHOULD BE.
359
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,984
YOU DO WANT TO MAKE YOUR QUOTAS,
DON'T YOU?
360
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,219
OR THE SCHOOL WON'T GET
THAT NICE BIG CHECK.
361
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,353
- OH, MY GOSH.
362
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,488
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
363
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,525
- WELL,
WE NEED TO TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.
364
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,932
- I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
365
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,147
- CLASS, THERE'S BEEN
A SLIGHT CHANGE
366
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,716
IN OUR LESSON PLAN.
367
00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:08,052
TODAY WE'LL DISCUSS THE PLANET''
RELATIVE DISTANCE FROM THE SUN.
368
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,355
- BUT WE DID THAT
TWO WEEKS AGO, MS. B.
369
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,924
- AND NOW WE'RE GONNA
DO IT AGAIN, CHARLES,
370
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,194
UNLESS YOU WISH TO SPEND
THE PERIOD IN INDEPENDENT STUDY.
371
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,128
- NO, NOT THE CLOSET.
372
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,065
NOW, THE REASON FOR THE CHANGE
IS THAT I'VE RECEIVED
373
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:24,735
A BRAND-NEW LEARNING AID.
374
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,337
"WHY, LOOK, STUDENTS,
375
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,374
"A THREE-DIMENSIONAL MODEL
OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
376
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,610
"GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED
BY ULTRA COLA.
377
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:36,981
ULTRA COLA: THE FAVORITE
BEVERAGE IN ANY UNIVERSE."
378
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,415
[sighs]
379
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,919
"WE CAN USE IT TO DISCUSS
WHICH PLANETS' ATMOSPHERES
380
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:45,689
MIGHT SUPPORT
THE PROCESS OF CARBONATION."
381
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,127
OR I CAN JUST SPEND
THE REST OF THE DAY
382
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,597
IN THE TEACHERS' BATHROOM
STARING AT THE TILES.
383
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,099
- GOOD ULTRA COLA MORNING,
STUDENTS.
384
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:58,236
I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
AN ULTRA COLA SCHEDULE CHANGE.
385
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,204
FROM NOW ON,
THE PERIOD BETWEEN CLASSES
386
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,607
WILL BE INCREASED
FROM FIVE MINUTES TO TEN,
387
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,376
ALLOWING YOU MORE TIME TO GET
TO YOUR ULTRA COLA LOCKERS,
388
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,311
ORGANIZE
YOUR ULTRA COLA BACKPACKS,
389
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,780
AND STILL ENJOY
A DELICIOUS ULTRA COLA.
390
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:13,384
ULTRA COLA:
THE REFRESHING WAY TO LEARN.
391
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,321
- YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA
TRY TO MAKE MR. DEMARTINO
392
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,723
USE ULTRA COLA
IN HIS CLASS LESSONS, DO YOU?
393
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:20,724
- ARGH!
394
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,627
STUPID...
395
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,628
ARGH!
396
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,131
STUPID COLA...ARGH...FRIGGIN'...
397
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,899
MARKETING CONTRACT...
398
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,202
AUUUUGH!
399
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,837
- WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
400
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,806
- [muffled whining]
401
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:38,175
OH, KEVIE, IT'S TERRIBLE.
402
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,910
HOW CAN I FACE THE WORLD?
403
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:40,911
- IT'S OKAY, BABE.
404
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,814
YOU LOOK, UH...CUTE.
405
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,248
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
406
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,517
- KIND OF,
UH...ROUND AND SHINY.
407
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,486
- OHHHH.
408
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,321
- UH, I LIKE THAT IN A WOMAN?
409
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,355
- NNUH!
410
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,457
- OW.
411
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,793
- I HATE THIS STUPID UNIFORM.
412
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,029
YOU CAN'T BUILD
A HUMAN PYRAMID IN THIS.
413
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,198
EVERYBODY KEEPS ROLLING OFF.
414
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,066
OH, GOD, MY ARMS.
415
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,334
I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS.
416
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,870
[whining]
417
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,438
- YOU SEE,
418
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,340
YOU'RE STILL FALLING SHORT
OF YOUR QUOTAS,
419
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,975
AND I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU,
THOSE SALES HAVE TO BE MADE UP.
420
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,411
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
421
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,346
I PUT IN ALL THE MACHINES
THEY ASKED FOR.
422
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,448
I PUT UP ALL THE ADVERTISING
THEY ASKED FOR.
423
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,384
I INSTITUTED THE LEARNING AIDS.
424
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,684
WHAT MORE CAN I DO?
425
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,120
WHAT MORE CAN I DO?
426
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,855
IF ONLY THE STUDENTS
HAD SOME MOTIVATION
427
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,924
TO DRINK SODA
BEYOND SIMPLE THIRST.
428
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,326
- BUT THAT'S CRAZY TALK.
429
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,994
WHAT OTHER MOTIVATION
COULD THERE BE?
430
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,162
- YOU'RE RIGHT; IT'S STUPID.
431
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,397
BY THE WAY,
432
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,499
HOW ARE YOUR STUDENTS' GRADES
THIS PERIOD?
433
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,000
- HUH?
434
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,736
- DON'T YOU PEOPLE LIKE HAVING
THAT NEW SCOREBOARD?
435
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,271
DON'T YOU LIKE
THE DIGITAL TACKLING DUMMIES
436
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,140
AND THE NEW TOWELS
THAT DON'T SMELL LIKE
437
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,676
A FARM ANIMAL'S PRIVATES?
438
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:45,943
- UM...SURE.
439
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,012
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
YOUR APPRECIATION?
440
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,981
- DO YOU WANT US TO CALL
THE ASIAN-AMERICAN WOMEN
441
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,516
IN EDUCATION'S CAUCUS AGAIN?
442
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,585
- NO, I WANT YOU TO DRINK
MORE SODA, DAMN IT, SODA!
443
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,720
SODA!
444
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,689
SODA, SODA, SODA.
445
00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:00,024
- BUT WE DRINK THAT BULK-UP
POWDER, MS. LI...
446
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,292
FOR THE LADIES.
447
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,660
- FORGET BULKING UP, DAMN IT.
448
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,897
WHO ON THIS TEAM
HAS AN AVERAGE BELOW C?
449
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,198
NEVER MIND.
450
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,168
JUST PUT UP YOUR HAND
IF YOUR AVERAGE IS ABOVE C.
451
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,302
OKAY, THE REST OF YOU,
452
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,736
I'LL RAISE YOUR AVERAGE
HALF A POINT
453
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,472
FOR EVERY TEN CANS
OF ULTRA COLA YOU DRINK.
454
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,840
IF YOU'VE GOT A 60 AVERAGE,
DRINK 20 CANS,
455
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,075
AND YOU'LL HAVE A 61.
456
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,777
WE'LL CALL IT
AN EXTRA-CREDIT MINI-COURSE
457
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:20,944
IN THE SCIENCE OF MOTIVATION.
458
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,013
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
459
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,581
[together]
WHOO-HOO! YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
460
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,550
- ALL RIGHT, MEN,
GIVE 'EM HELL,
461
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,452
AND DRINK, MY LADS, DRINK.
462
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,987
[together]
YEAH! WHOO-HOO!
463
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,889
- MS. LI, ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
464
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,591
- JUST WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
MR. MACKENZIE,
465
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,859
IT'S UNETHICAL, IMMORAL,
466
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,894
IN DIRECT CONFLICT WITH MY ROLE
AS AN EDUCATOR?
467
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,363
- WELL, YEAH, BUT MOSTLY
I WAS THINKING
468
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,566
I'M THE ONLY ONE ON THE TEAM
WHO CAN COUNT BY HALVES.
469
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,233
- HMPH, NOTE TO SELF:
470
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,302
CALCULATORS
FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM...ASAP.
471
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,441
[all belching]
472
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,977
AH, I LOVE THE SMELL
OF COLA IN THE MORNING.
473
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,782
[upbeat marching band music]
474
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,252
- THE OAKWOOD TAPROOTS
LOOK READY FOR A WHIPPING,
475
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,255
BUT OUR LAWNDALE LIONS
AREN'T HERE TO DO THE CLIPPING.
476
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,857
I SEE MIGHTY MACK,
BUT WHERE,
477
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,359
OH, WHERE,
COULD THE OTHER LIONS BE?
478
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:12,763
- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
JUST THE WAY WE REHEARSED IT.
479
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,765
all: WIN, LIONS, WIN.
480
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,033
FIGHT, LIONS, FIGHT.
481
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,170
DRINK ULTRA COLA
TILL YOUR PANTS FEEL TIGHT.
482
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,873
RUN AND PASS
AND BLOCK AND BLITZ.
483
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,275
DRINK ULTRA COLA
AND NEVER MIND THE ZITS.
484
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,943
GO LIONS.
485
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,046
UGH! AHHH!
486
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,280
- HOLD ON, FOLKS.
487
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,716
I'VE GOT STAR QB KEVIN THOMPSON
ON THE PHONE.
488
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,120
KEVIN, TELL THE LOYAL FANS
WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME.
489
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,388
- UM, HEY EVERYBODY.
490
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,489
UH, HOW'S IT GOING?
491
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,392
UM, I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT THIS,
BUT, UH,
492
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,060
THE LIONS HAVE TO FORFEIT.
493
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,430
WE'VE ALL GOT...TUMMYACHES.
494
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,764
- OH, NO, KEVIN.
495
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,667
TO WHAT DO YOU ATTRIBUTE THIS,
THE DREADED INFLUENZA?
496
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,936
- NO, TOO MUCH ULTRA COLA.
497
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:52,937
[belches]
498
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,705
I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
499
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,376
- DRINK UP, DAMN IT.
- EEP.
500
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,178
- LEONARD LAMM SAYS
A FORFEITED HOME GAME
501
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,647
IS A VIOLATION OF OUR CONTRACT
WITH ULTRA COLA.
502
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:07,118
I'M ALREADY IN DEEP HORSE PLOPS
FROM MISSING THE SALES QUOTAS.
503
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,919
- WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT SODA
THE TEAM DRANK?
504
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,121
- YEAH, YEAH, BUT HE SAID
SINCE IT WAS FROM THE CAFETERIA,
505
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,222
IT DIDN'T COUNT.
506
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,524
IT HAD TO COME
FROM THE MACHINES,
507
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,525
BUT NOBODY TOLD ME.
508
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,526
NOBODY TOLD ME, I TELL YOU.
509
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,961
- CALM DOWN, MS. LI.
510
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,162
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LAY OFF THE
ULTRA COLA FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
511
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,230
- LAY OFF THE ULTRA COLA?
512
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,599
CAN'T LAY OFF THE ULTRA COLA.
513
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,700
GOT TO DRINK, DRINK COLA.
514
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,335
I TOLD YOU TO DRINK UP, DAMN IT.
515
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,971
I KNOW,
CALL THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS.
516
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,906
THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR A CHEAP FIELD TRIP.
517
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,708
TELL THEM TO GET THEIR KIDS OVER
HERE RIGHT AWAY
518
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,843
FOR SODA, SODA, SODA!
519
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,010
- DO YOU THINK THAT'S REALLY--
520
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,411
- JUST DO IT.
521
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,512
I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE.
522
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,148
I'VE GOT TO MOVE SOME PRODUCT,
DAMN IT.
523
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,482
ATTENTION, STUDENTS,
524
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,918
EVERYONE OUT IN THE HALLS
FOR SODA...NOW!
525
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,589
[glass shattering]
526
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,857
MUST DRINK SODA,
SODA FROM MACHINES.
527
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,693
EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND
THE PRETTY MACHINES.
528
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,028
OOH!
529
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,564
OOH, OOH, OOH!
530
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,332
OPEN UP, YOU LOUSY
DAMN MACHINE!
531
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,134
GIVE UP THE SODA IN YOUR BOWELS!
532
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,170
SODA, SODA, MUST HAVE SODA, OH!
533
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,139
[kids cheering]
534
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,309
- ARRGH, AUGH, OOH!
535
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,547
[kids cheering]
536
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:15,486
- EVERYBODY KEEP DRINKING!
537
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,489
- SO THE GIGANTIC SODA MACHINES
ARE GONE FROM THE HALLWAYS.
538
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,324
- BUT STILL IN THE CAFETERIAS.
539
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,059
- AND THE ADVERTISING IS GONE
FROM THE WALLS.
540
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,827
- BUT STILL IN THE SCHOOL PAPER.
541
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,330
- AND THE ULTRA COLA LOGO
IS GONE FROM THE UNIFORMS.
542
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,765
- BUT STILL ON THE TICKETS.
543
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,400
I TAKE IT
YOU DON'T CONSIDER THIS
544
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,369
AN ALL-OUT TRIUMPH
FOR THE FORCES OF GOOD.
545
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,970
- DID THEY OR DID THEY NOT
546
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,639
RELEASE MS. LI
FROM THE HOSPITAL?
547
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,306
- GOOD POINT,
BUT COME ON, DARIA,
548
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:37,842
THEY CHANGED
THE ULTRA COLA CONTRACT
549
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,543
SO THEY CAN'T ADVERTISE
INSIDE THE SCHOOL,
550
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,145
AND THANKS TO MS. LI'S
LITTLE FREAK-OUT,
551
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,179
NO ONE TRACED IT TO YOU.
552
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,413
ISN'T THAT SOME KIND OF VICTORY?
553
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,815
I DON'T KNOW.
554
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,517
ASK THOSE PEOPLE.
555
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,787
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556
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,723
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557
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,000
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558
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,704
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559
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,277
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560
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,088
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