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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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- SO THE STORIES WERE TRUE.
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WELCOME TO EARTH,
PLANT PEOPLE.
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BE GENTLE WITH US.
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- YEAH, ARE YOU
MS. MORGENDORFFER?
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- DARIA OR QUINN?
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- THESE ARE FOR QUINN.
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YOU MUST BE DARIA.
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- HMM, IT SAYS HERE THAT PEOPLE
KEEP CLOSING DOORS IN YOUR FACE.
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- HEY, DO YOU THINK YOUR SISTER
MIGHT WANT TO GO OUT WITH--
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[door slams]
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- HMM, A LOT OF FLOWERS
AND CHOCOLATES.
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DID YOU COME DOWN
WITH A DEBILITATING ILLNESS
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AND FORGET TO SHARE
THE GOOD NEWS?
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- DARIA, IT'S NOT LIKE I ASK
GUYS TO BUY ME PRESENTS.
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I MERELY SUGGEST.
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DARIA!
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THAT'S PERSONAL.
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- "HAPPY ONE YEAR SINCE YOU
BORROWED A PEN FROM ME.
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LOVE, JOEY."
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"I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER
THE DAY YOU FIRST ASKED ME
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"TO GET YOU A SODA.
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LOVE, JEFFY."
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[giggles]
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"THESE FLOWERS SHOULD BE TWICE
AS BIG AS JEFFY'S,
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"BECAUSE I PAID TWICE AS MUCH.
LOVE"--
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I CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE OUT
THIS HANDWRITING.
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- MAYBE HE SHOULD USE
A SHARPER CRAYON.
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- YOU KNOW, DARIA,
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HOW BIG A FUSS A GUY MAKES
OVER YOUR ANNIVERSARY
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IS THE TRUE TEST
OF WHETHER HE CARES.
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- HUH, AND HERE I'VE BEEN
DEMANDING THEY MAIL ME AN EAR.
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- I'M SERIOUS.
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IF HE FORGETS,
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IT MEANS HE'S TAKING YOU
FOR GRANTED.
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NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW,
BUT THAT'S WHAT STACY TELLS ME.
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SAY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU
AND THAT TOM BEEN GOING OUT?
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- UM, NO IDEA.
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- OH, DARIA.
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- LOOK, ALL THAT MATTERS
IN A RELATIONSHIP
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IS THAT YOU LIKE
THE SAME PIZZA TOPPINGS.
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- WELL, I REMEMBER
THAT YOUR FIRST DATE
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WAS THE SAME DAY I STARTED
MY SPLIT-END REFUSING REGIMEN,
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UNLESS YOU DON'T COUNT
FROM THE FIRST DATE
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BUT INSTEAD FROM THE TIME
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YOU KISSED HIM BEHIND
YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BACK
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WHILE SHE WAS STILL
GOING OUT WITH HIM,
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WHICH I BELIEVE WAS THE NIGHT
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OF THE FASHION CLUB
BLUSH-A-THON FINALS.
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- AND TO THINK MOM AND DAD
ONLY HAVE THE DAY JFK WAS SHOT.
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- LET'S SAY WE IGNORE
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THE INSTANCE
OF SLEAZY BACKSTABBING,
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SO THAT MEANS--
WOW!
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IT'S YOUR SIX-MONTH ANNIVERSARY
THIS WEEK.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA CELEBRATE?
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- DECLARE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY?
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- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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WHAT'S THE POINT IF THERE'S
NO SCHOOL THAT DAY?
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- HEY, WHEN DID
THE "HELP WANTED" SECTION
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START COMING PRE-CIRCLED?
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AM I PAYING EXTRA FOR THIS?
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- ACTUALLY, I DID THAT,
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BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU COULD
USE A NEW CHALLENGE.
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- I WAS TALKING ABOUT LEARNING
TO PLAY TWO-DECK SOLITAIRE.
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- DREAMER.
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- "FEELING BOXED IN?
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"LEADING CORRUGATED CARDBOARD
MANUFACTURER
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SEEKS SENIOR VP OF SALES
AND MARKETING."
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DAMN IT, HELEN.
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I'M A MAN WITH MY OWN BUSINESS.
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I'LL NEVER WORK FOR SOMEBODY
ELSE AGAIN, NEVER!
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
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AND SHAME ON YOU
FOR SUGGESTING IT.
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SHAME, HELEN.
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SHAME.
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- JAKE, I'M SO SORRY.
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- HEY, LOOK AT THIS ONE.
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"KICK-ASS 'I' START-UP
SUPER JAZZED ABOUT EXPANSION
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"SEEKS VISIONARY DOT-COM EXPERT
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FOR MEDIA LEADERSHIP POSITION."
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WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
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- JAKE, YOU DON'T KNOW A THING
ABOUT THE INTERNET.
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- OH, BUT I'M AN EXPERT
ON CARDBOARD!
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- MOM, DAD'S BRAGGING AGAIN.
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- AND LOOK AT THAT SALARY.
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IT'S AN INSULT.
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- IT'S A START-UP, HELEN.
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I'LL GET IN
ON THE STOCK OFFERING,
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AND SOON WE'LL BE LIVING
ON EASY STREET.
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- ISN'T THAT JUST AROUND
THE CORNER FROM DELUSION DRIVE?
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- HOW SHODDY FERTILITY DRUGS
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ARE CREATING A NEW BREED
OF GANG
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AND WREAKING HAVOC
WITH POLICE LINEUPS.
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DELINQUENT QUINTUPLETS NEXT,
ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TONIGHT?
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- OH, NOTHING SPECIAL.
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- NOTHING SPECIAL, HUH?
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- I'M FINE JUST HANGING OUT.
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- JUST HANGING OUT.
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EVER WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE
LIKE TO GO ON A TYPICAL DATE,
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SAY, TO A RESTAURANT
OR SOMETHING?
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- OH, YEAH, I KNOW.
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WHY DON'T WE GO TO CHEZ PIERRE?
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NORMAL DATES ARE FOR PEOPLE
WITH NO IMAGINATION.
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- AH.
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- REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT
TO THE DRUG STORE
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AND READ THE GREETING CARD
POEMS ALOUD?
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THAT WAS A FUN DATE.
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- YEAH.
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- JAKE MORGENDORFFER?
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I'M NOAH BARKMAN,
PRESIDENT OF BUZZDOME.COM
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- YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT?
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- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT BUZZDOME, J-MAN.
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WE'RE A BLEEDING-EDGE SHOP
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PUMPED TO OPTIMIZE
OUR WEB PRESENCE.
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[phone ringing]
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ONE SEC.
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[phone beeps]
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YEAH.
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UH-HUH.
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WELL, THAT'S A START,
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BUT I'M THINKING MASSIVE,
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AND I WANT YOU
TO THINK MASSIVE WITH ME.
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LATER.
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WHEN DID INVESTORS
BECOME SUCH CHICKENS?
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GOOD THING
THEY WEREN'T LIKE THIS
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WHEN WE HAD THE STOCK OFFERING.
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- STOCK OFFERING IS OVER?
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- RAN UP 800% IN THE FIRST DAY
OF TRADING.
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AND HERE I AM.
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I JUST TURNED 24,
AND I DON'T KNOW
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WHAT TO DO WITH ALL MY MONEY.
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- YOU'RE 24?
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- NEW ECONOMY, RIGHT?
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YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME.
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- DRINKS?
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- I NEED--
I'D LIKE A MARTINI.
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- SORRY, NO ALCOHOL.
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WE'RE MACROBIOTIC.
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[napkin ripping]
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- I'LL HAVE A POT OF KOMBUCHA.
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- YEAH, KOMBUCHA, ME TOO.
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- JAKE, TELL ME.
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WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT
HOW QUICKSTREAM CONVERGENCE
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IMPACTS BRANDWIDTH EXPLOITATION?
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GIVE ME YOUR E-VISION,
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NOT WHAT YOU THINK THE DIGIRATI
WANT TO HEAR.
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- SNOTTY DIGIRATI.
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HEY, THAT RHYMES.
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- AND DON'T JUST THROW
KILLER APPS AT ME.
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- SO THE ANSWER IS,
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AN ENGAGED COMMUNITY-BASED
KILLER APP
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COMBINED WITH BLEEDING-EDGE
E-VISION
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AND DIVERSIFIED SYNERGY?
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- JAKE, THAT IS
A VERY PRESCIENT COMMENT.
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- DID I MENTION THAT I MAKE
REALLY NEAT PIE CHARTS?
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- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A LITTLE
UP THERE IN YEARS,
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BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY
PLUGGED IN.
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A TOAST TO YOU,
JAKE MORGENDORFFER.
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YOU ARE BUZZDOME.COM'S
NEWEST EMPLOYEE.
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YOU DON'T MIND
AN 80-HOUR WORK WEEK, DO YOU?
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- UM, COURSE NOT.
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BLEH!
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[gagging]
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- I'M GONNA CALL IT
"EXPLODING KILN NUMBER ONE."
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OR WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF "POTTERY BLAM"?
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- MM.
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- ENJOYING THAT SHARD?
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- HUH?
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- OUT WITH IT, MORGENDORFFER.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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- WELL, IT'S TOM.
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- MY EX, YOUR CURRENT.
THIS IS SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
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BUT HOW CAN I RESIST?
GO ON.
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- HE TREATS ME MORE LIKE
A PIECE OF FURNITURE
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THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND.
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I KNOW I SHOULDN'T CARE
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WHETHER OR NOT
HE GIVES ME PRESENTS
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OR REMEMBERS OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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BUT I THINK I DO.
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AND THEN I HATE MYSELF
FOR CARING.
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I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING,
BECAUSE THEN HE'LL KNOW I CARE,
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AND IT WON'T BE THE SAME AS IF
HE'D THOUGHT OF IT HIMSELF,
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AND, OH, GOD, LISTEN TO ME.
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- WOW, YOU SOUND ALMOST HUMAN.
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- [sighs]
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IT'S JUST THAT
WE NEVER GO ANYWHERE.
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- YEAH, THAT'S TOM.
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HE NEVER TOOK ME
ANYWHERE EITHER.
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WELL, EXCEPT FOR THAT
HORSE AND CARRIAGE RIDE ONCE.
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OH, AND THAT ITALIAN RESTAURANT
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WHEN HE GOT THE MUSICIANS
TO PLAY MY FAVORITE SONG,
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THE THESE FROM
THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE.
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BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN PLAY
THE WHOLE SONG,
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AND THE BREAD STICKS WERE STALE,
I MEAN, REALLY STALE.
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BAD BREAD STICKS.
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EW.
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- YOU SEE, JAKE, AN OPEN PLAN
ENCOURAGES CREATIVITY.
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COME SAY HI TO THE OTHER MEMBERS
OF YOUR WORK NODE.
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THIS IS NORA.
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SHE'S OUR INFORMATION ARCHITECT.
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- SORRY, CARPAL TUNNEL.
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- ZHENG DONG,
INTERACTIVE STRATEGIST.
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- I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS
ON FREEBSD
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VERSUS LINUX
AS A SERVER PLATFORM.
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- RIGHT.
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- AND SAMIR.
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HE'S KIND OF A ONE-MAN
PINCH-HITTING BRAIN TRUST.
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
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MY DESK IS THE ONE WITH
THE GIANT INFLATABLE PALM TREE.
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- BUT WE TESTED IT
ON ALL THREE PLATFORMS.
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THERE'S NO WAY THOSE LINKS
ARE BROKEN.
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- THAT'S JACQUELINE.
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SHE INTERFACES WITH CLIENTS.
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- IT MUST BE YOUR BROWSER
CONFIGURATION
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THAT'S SCREWING IT UP.
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YOUR TIE IS CROOKED!
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- YOU SURE ARE COMFORTABLE.
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- OH, GOOD.
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THEN I'VE ACHIEVED MY GOAL.
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- HAVE YOU MET
MY GIRLFRIEND DARIA?
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SHE'S THE PERFECT
COMPANION PIECE.
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NO MUSS, NO FUSS.
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SHE OFFERS THE VERY BEST
IN LUMBAR SUPPORT
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AND DURABILITY.
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- MM.
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DATING DOESN'T GET
ANY EASIER THAN THIS.
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thud!
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- YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
ON EARTH HAVING THIS PROBLEM.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE
THE LATEST VERSION OF FLASH?
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- HEY, JAKE.
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THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW
THEY'RE SERVING LUNCH.
235
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IT'S CATERED.
236
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- FREE LUNCH?
THIS PLACE IS GREAT!
237
00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:56,707
- HEY, YOU BUYING IN
238
00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,009
ON THAT SHOPPING MALL
PROJECT?
239
00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,010
- HUH?
240
00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,578
- OOPS, SORRY, FORGOT.
241
00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,380
YOU GOT HERE
AFTER WE WENT PUBLIC.
242
00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,349
YOU PROBABLY DON'T NEED
ANY BIG WRITE-OFFS.
243
00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,716
- HEY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
244
00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:06,851
- I'M THE IDEA GUY.
245
00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,454
- WHAT EXACTLY
DOES THIS COMPANY DO?
246
00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,756
- WE PROVIDE TOOLS TO HELP
OTHER INTERNET START-UPS
247
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MAXIMIZE THEIR POTENTIAL
248
00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,226
AND EXPAND
THE VIRTUAL MARKETPLACE.
249
00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:19,064
LISTEN, JAKE.
250
00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,566
I GET PAID BIG MONEY
TO SIT AROUND AND DAYDREAM.
251
00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,069
I'M NOT ABOUT TO ROCK THE BOAT.
252
00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:28,340
- DANISH MODERN FURNITURE
IS SO BIOMORPHIC.
253
00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,942
DO YOU THINK 6K
FOR A COFFEE TABLE IS TOO MUCH?
254
00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,143
- NOT IF YOU LOVE IT.
255
00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,279
LOOK, THE ORIGINAL BAT MOBILE
IS UP FOR SALE.
256
00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,513
THINK I'LL PUT IN A BID.
257
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,782
- YOU GUYS GOT IN
ON THE STOCK OFFERING TOO?
258
00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,617
- THAT WAS SUCH A COOL DAY.
259
00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,052
- [sighs]
260
00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,888
- HEY, NORA,
THANKS FOR THAT JAVA PATCH.
261
00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,423
- HEY, DO THOSE THINGS REALLY
HELP YOU QUIT SMOKING?
262
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,425
[laughter]
263
00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,459
- JAKE, YOU'RE AS FUNNY
264
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,528
AS A CASE-SENSITIVE
SEARCH ENGINE.
265
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,896
- HEH.
266
00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:54,032
- WELL, I'VE GOT A TON
OF CLICK-THROUGHS TO CALCULATE.
267
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,067
- HAVE FUN CRUISING
THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!
268
00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,768
- INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY?
269
00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,838
JAKE, THAT IS SO 1992.
270
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,172
- NEXT THING,
YOU'LL BE TELLING US
271
00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,174
YOU STILL USE
HYPERCARD 1.0.
272
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,441
[laughter]
273
00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:06,511
- [laughs]
274
00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,279
[sighs]
275
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,848
BACKSLASH, BACKSLASH, DAMN IT!
276
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,216
GOT TO REMEMBER
IT'S A BACKSLASH.
277
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,618
- RELAX.
278
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,254
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DEPEND
ON THE INTERNET FOR A LIVING.
279
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,288
- RIGHT.
280
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,823
HEY, THANKS FOR HELPING
ME OUT, KIDDO.
281
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:19,958
I THINK I'M STARTING
282
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,760
TO GET THE HANG
OF THE WORLDWIDE WEBIVERSE.
283
00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,828
HUH, SHOULD I COPYRIGHT THAT?
284
00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,930
- I'M SURE SOMEONE ALREADY HAS.
285
00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,266
- I'M REALLY GONNA WOW
THEM AT WORK TOMORROW.
286
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,533
OH, LOOK.
287
00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,236
I'M RECEIVING
SOME SORT OF MESSAGE IN CODE.
288
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,737
LOOKS TECHNICAL.
289
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,072
THIS IS EXCITING!
290
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,140
- YOU'RE LEANING
ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN.
291
00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:37,508
- OH, RIGHT.
292
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,743
GOOD CALL.
293
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,745
[doorbell rings]
294
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,580
- OH, HELLO.
295
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,682
- HI, QUINN.
IS DARIA HOME?
296
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:47,085
- POSSIBLY,
OR SHE MIGHT HAVE GONE OUT.
297
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,120
I DON'T REMEMBER.
298
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,721
- CAN YOU CHECK?
299
00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,457
- WHOM SHALL I SAY IS CALLING?
300
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,458
- TOM.
301
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,026
- OH, RIGHT.
302
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,962
SOMETIMES THINGS JUST
SLIP MY MIND,
303
00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:00,898
LIKE NAMES OR WHAT DAY IT IS.
304
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,267
- IT'S TUESDAY.
305
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,334
- SO THAT WOULD MAKE
306
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,202
THE DAY AFTER
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW--
307
00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,337
- TOM?
308
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,405
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
309
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,407
- OH, DARIA.
YOU'RE BACK.
310
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:12,209
I LEFT YOUR MANY MESSAGES
ON THE REFRIGERATOR.
311
00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:15,012
I WROTE THEM DOWN
IN CASE I FORGOT.
312
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,480
JUST TRYING TO HELP.
313
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,549
- I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
AND THOUGHT I'D SEE
314
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,617
IF YOU WANTED TO TAKE A WALK.
315
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,951
- NOTHING BETTER TO DO?
316
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:21,953
- THAT'S IT.
317
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,221
- I'LL GET MY JACKET.
318
00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:27,158
[electronic noises]
319
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,528
- HEY, JAKE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
320
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,829
- I'M MULTITASKING:
321
00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,298
FINISHING UP THIS PRESENTATION
WHILE I PLAY AN MP3,
322
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,767
DOWNLOAD A CANNELLONI RECIPE,
323
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,234
AND EMAIL MY CONGRESSMAN
TO COMPLAIN
324
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,736
ABOUT THE HIGH COST
OF CAR INSURANCE.
325
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,472
- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT YOU HAVE FOR US TOMORROW.
326
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,308
- IT'S GONNA ROCK
THE WORLD WIDE WEBIVERSE.
327
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,544
- HMM, WE SHOULD COPYRIGHT THAT.
328
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,412
YOU KNOW, JAKE, YOU REMIND ME
329
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,648
OF HOW EXCITED I WAS
STARTING THIS PLACE UP.
330
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,483
I'D CODE FOR WEEKS STRAIGHT,
331
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,019
FUELED BY CHOCOLATE COVERED
COFFEE BEANS,
332
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,487
SLEEPING UNDER THE DESK.
333
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,922
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY,
334
00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,525
YOU CAN STILL SEE THE CARPET
FIBERS EMBEDDED IN MY CHEEK.
335
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,893
- EWWW.
336
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,761
- HERE, HAVE SOME COFFEE BEANS.
337
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,530
SEE YOU IN THE A.M.
338
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,098
- OKAY, BACK TO WORK
339
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,368
AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS GAME
OF TWO-DECK COMPUTER SOLITAIRE.
340
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,970
NOW, WHERE THE HECK
DID THAT 3 OF SPADES GO?
341
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,876
[frantic electronic noises]
342
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:22,647
JAKE MORGENDORFFER,
THAT IS ONE BEAUTIFUL PIE CHART.
343
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:23,848
OH, DAMN.
344
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,316
THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING
OVER THE HILL!
345
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,317
BAM, BAM, BAM!
346
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,385
AN EXPLODING FROG CARTOON?
347
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,386
GOT TO SEE THAT.
348
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,421
GOOD LORD, THE NIKKEI IS DOWN.
349
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,022
QUICK, MOVE OUT OF YEN.
350
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,224
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING
ON THE PANDA CAM!
351
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:37,261
"I'M WEARING A POLO SHIRT
AND KHAKIS.
352
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,097
WHY DO YOU ASK?"
353
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,099
[computer buzzing]
354
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,235
THAT STUPID TINY HOURGLASS!
355
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,371
SPIN, DAMN YOU, SPIN.
356
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,473
[computer rattling]
357
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,276
[screaming]
358
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,844
COME BACK, DAMN IT!
359
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,279
DAAHHH!
360
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,082
- I ALWAYS FEEL
SO COMFORTABLE WITH YOU.
361
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,485
- YOU'RE TALKING TO ME,
NOT THE BENCH, RIGHT?
362
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,786
- I MEAN, I CAN JUST RELAX
AND BE MYSELF.
363
00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,655
I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT IMPRESSING YOU.
364
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,792
- YEAH, WOULDN'T WANT YOU
TO DO THAT.
365
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,328
- IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
I'D SWEAR YOU WERE MAD AT ME.
366
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,163
YOU ARE MAD AT ME.
367
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,865
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
368
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,934
- YOU'RE MAD,
BUT YOU WON'T TELL ME WHY.
369
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,270
JEEZ, DARIA, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE,
370
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,005
I DON'T KNOW,
A TYPICAL GIRL.
371
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,308
- AND YOU'RE TALKING LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW,
372
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,709
A SEXIST GUY.
373
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,444
- I JUST MEANT
YOU'RE USUALLY DIFFERENT.
374
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,712
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
375
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,046
I'M NOT AVERAGE.
376
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,950
I DON'T HAVE TYPICAL
EXPECTATIONS LIKE NORMAL GIRLS.
377
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,317
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
378
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,318
- NOTHING.
379
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,754
JUST FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
380
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:41,192
- IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME,
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
381
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,827
OKAY.
382
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,104
[knocking at door]
383
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,006
- OH, DARIA.
COME IN.
384
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,141
- YOU'RE BUSY.
NEVER MIND.
385
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,177
- I'M NOT GETTING
MUCH DONE ANYWAY.
386
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,413
I CAN'T SEEM TO CONCENTRATE
WITHOUT YOUR FATHER'S SNORING.
387
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:06,083
- WELL, UM, I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD ASK YOU SOMETHING.
388
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,919
- YES!
389
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,954
- UH, WELL, TOM AND I
HAVE BEEN GOING OUT
390
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,422
FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS, AND--
391
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:14,592
- OH, UM, DARIA,
SOMETIMES WE MAY THINK
392
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,794
WE'RE READY FOR SOMETHING
AND IT WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
393
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,729
BUT WE'RE REALLY NOT,
AND IT CHANGES EVERYTHING.
394
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,030
AND IN THE RUSH TO GROW UP,
395
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,400
WE SOMETIMES FORGET HOW PRECIOUS
ARE THE FLEETING YEARS
396
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,467
BEFORE ADULTHOOD'S CARES.
397
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,836
- IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX.
398
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,137
- THANK GOD!
399
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,572
I MEAN, OH,
I SEE.
400
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,276
BUT WHEN YOU'RE READY,
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COME TO ME.
401
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,644
NOT THAT THERE'S ANY HURRY.
402
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,312
NOR SHOULD THAT STATEMENT
BE INTERPRETED
403
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,647
TO SOME KIND OF ENCOURAGEMENT.
404
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,349
- RIGHT. ANYWAY,
IT'S ABOUT OUR ANNIVERSARY.
405
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,950
IT'S NOT THAT
I'M EXPECTING ANYTHING--
406
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:40,951
- AND YOU SHOULDN'T.
407
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,620
- I SHOULDN'T?
408
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,356
- NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE SETTING
YOURSELF UP FOR DISAPPOINTMENT.
409
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,126
TRUST ME.
410
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,394
- HELEN, IT'S BEEN A YEAR
SINCE OUR COMMITMENT CEREMONY,
411
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,630
AND I'VE NEVER FELT
MORE SELF-REALIZED.
412
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,132
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
413
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,266
- HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, JAKEY.
414
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,704
- A LEATHER-BOUND EDITION
OF DAS KAPITAL!
415
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,406
HELEN, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
416
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,275
- I WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING
THAT WAS CLOSE TO YOUR HEART.
417
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,843
- LONG LIVE THE PROLETARIAT!
418
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,813
I BET THIS THING WILL APPRECIATE
LIKE CRAZY.
419
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:09,881
smooch!
420
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:15,053
- A CANDLE IN THE SHAPE
OF A WIZARD?
421
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,888
- IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HOBBIT.
422
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,223
- OH, OF COURSE IT IS.
423
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,425
IT'S WONDERFUL, REALLY.
424
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,361
AND SO ARE YOU.
425
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,395
- IS THE COLOR OKAY?
426
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,064
BECAUSE I COULD HAVE
MADE IT IN RED.
427
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,498
- OH, NO.
428
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,001
BROWN IS SO SOOTHING.
429
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,002
[dog barks]
430
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,003
- GAAHH!
431
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:37,841
AW, DAMN DOG!
432
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,978
I CAN REDO THE POINTY HAT.
433
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,947
- [sighs]
434
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,383
- SO YOU WERE DISAPPOINTED, HUH?
435
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,386
- WELL, I WOULD HAVE BEEN
IF I'D BEEN EXPECTING
436
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,754
A DIAMOND BRACELET.
437
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,656
BUT I KNEW THAT A LOT
OF TIME AND LOVE
438
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,259
WENT INTO THAT SILLY LUMP
OF WAX.
439
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,026
SEE, DARIA, IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT HE BUYS YOU
440
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,095
OR WHERE HE TAKES YOU.
441
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,463
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
442
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,031
IS HOW YOU FEEL
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
443
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,734
- BUT WHAT IF HE FORGETS
YOUR ANNIVERSARY ALTOGETHER?
444
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,069
- SHOW NO MERCY.
445
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,237
- SO ADOPTING
THESE NEW PROTOCOLS MEANS,
446
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,307
BYE-BYE, NETLAG,
BYE-BYE CORNEA GUMBO,
447
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,576
BYE-BYE DANCING BOLOGNA.
448
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,678
OH, YEAH,
AND BANNER BLINDNESS TOO.
449
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,912
- COOL!
- WONDERFUL!
450
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,947
THANKS, NORA.
451
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,315
NOW JAKE IS GONNA WOW US
452
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,616
WITH HIS NEW PLAN FOR INCREASING
OUR VISIBILITY
453
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:20,651
IN THE MARKETPLACE.
454
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,889
- INCREASING VISIBILITY
IS A GOOD THING,
455
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,326
AND IT WILL SURELY
MAKE US MORE VISIBLE.
456
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,995
TO DO THAT,
WE SHOULD DEVELOP OUR STRATEGY
457
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,831
AND STRATEGIZE OUR DEVELOPMENT,
458
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,299
IMPLEMENT SOLUTIONS,
459
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:39,103
AND SOLUTIONIZE IMPLEMENTATIONS
AGGRESSIVELY.
460
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,106
EDGY?
461
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,041
- JAKE, I HATE TO SAY THIS,
462
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,611
BUT YOU'RE JUST SPOUTING
A BUNCH OF BUZZWORDS.
463
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,145
YOU'RE NOT PARADIGM SHIFTING.
464
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,948
YOU'RE ALL SIZZLE AND NO STEAK.
465
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:53,084
- BUT I DID HAVE STEAK
AND CHARTS AND GRAPHS
466
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:56,554
AND ANIMATED DOLLAR BILLS THAT
DANCED AROUND AND SANG SONGS.
467
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,024
I WAS ALMOST FINISHED,
AND THEN MY SCREEN FROZE.
468
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,659
DAMN COMPUTER!
469
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,927
IT ATE EVERYTHING!
470
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,397
BIG FAT SMUG DAMN STUPID
CRAPPY PIECE OF CRAPPY CRAP!
471
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,333
[sobbing]
472
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,437
- THAT WAS GREAT, JAKE.
473
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,172
WASN'T IT GREAT, EVERYONE?
474
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,474
YOU REALLY HELPED US
475
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,076
GET INTO THE MIND-SET
OF THE AVERAGE JOE:
476
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,445
ANGRY AND CONFUSED,
477
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,846
CONFOUNDED BY A NEW MEDIA
478
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,682
HE CAN'T POSSIBLY BEGIN
TO UNDERSTAND.
479
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,683
- YEAH!
480
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,884
- TOO BAD IT WASN'T AN ACT.
481
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,553
[laughter]
482
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,887
- SO I'M FIRED?
483
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,789
I'LL TURN IN MY MOUSE PAD.
484
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,024
- WAIT A SECOND, JAKE.
485
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,059
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE
A CONSULTANT FOR US?
486
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,561
- IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?
487
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,562
- NO, NO.
488
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,729
I'D LIKE YOU TO BE ON CALL
489
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,798
AS A KIND OF SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT
FOCUS GROUP.
490
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,400
HELP US SEE OUR WORK THROUGH
THE EYES OF OUR END USERS.
491
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,269
- BUT WHAT IS YOUR WORK?
492
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,470
- DO YOU WANT TO OR NOT?
493
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,638
- HELL, YES.
494
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,608
JAKE MORGENDORFFER CONSULTING
IS BACK!
495
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,144
- BOY, JUMP DOWN
SOMEONE'S THROAT,
496
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,745
REFUSE TO TELL THEM WHY,
497
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,381
AND SUDDENLY,
THEY STOP CALLING YOU.
498
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,282
- WELL, AT LEAST TOM
CAN'T ACCUSE YOU
499
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,684
OF TRYING TO SPOIL THE MYSTERY.
500
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,452
- I REALLY WANTED TO TELL HIM,
501
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,855
BUT I GUESS I WAS TOO BUSY
PLAYING GAMES.
502
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,490
- GEE, QUINN,
THAT JACKET LOOKS HOT.
503
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,491
- REALLY HOT.
504
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,025
- SUPER HOT.
505
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,227
- YEAH, TOO BAD I COULDN'T
AFFORD THE MATCHING MINISKIRT.
506
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,228
- I WANT TO GET IT FOR HER!
507
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,296
- SHE WANTS TO GET IT FROM ME!
508
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,831
- BACK OFF, JAMIE!
- JERK!
509
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:18,101
- OH, KEVIE, I WAS ONLY FLIRTING
WITH HIM TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.
510
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,637
- BUT, BABE,
HOW COULD I BE JEALOUS
511
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,305
IF I WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO KNOW ABOUT IT?
512
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,507
- UM...
513
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,509
- OH, NOW WHAT'S WRONG?
514
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,544
- IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT,
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
515
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,645
[sniffling]
516
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,213
- EVERY TIME WE HAVE
A LITTLE ARGUMENT,
517
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,282
THERE YOU GO,
TURNING ON THE WATERWORKS.
518
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,349
- OH, GOD.
519
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,252
THIS IS LIKE THAT SCENE
IN PINOCCHIO
520
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,020
WHEN HE DISCOVERS
HE'S GROWING EARS
521
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,388
LIKE THE REST OF THE DONKEYS.
522
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,257
- WELL, THEN STOP BEING AN ASS
AND GO TALK TO TOM.
523
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,458
- [sighs]
524
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,593
- AND ALWAYS LET
YOUR CONSCIENCE BE YOUR--
525
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,495
- OH, SHUT UP.
526
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,500
[doorbell rings]
527
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,270
- HEY!
528
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,371
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE
529
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,973
A FLAMING BAG OF DOG CRAP
ON THE DOORSTEP,
530
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,175
AT LEAST COME IN.
531
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,378
- WELL, CAN'T RESIST
AN INVITATION LIKE THAT.
532
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,916
SO I ADMIT I'VE BEEN
KIND OF SENSITIVE LATELY,
533
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,219
AND A LITTLE...
534
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,888
- DISTANT, CRANKY, CHILDISH?
535
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,557
- YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR ALL THE ADJECTIVES.
536
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:18,029
SEE, I WAS KIND OF UPSET THAT--
OH, GOD.
537
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,398
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ABOUT TO SAY THIS.
538
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,402
THE SIX-MONTH ANNIVERSARY
OF OUR FIRST DATE IS TOMORROW.
539
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,403
- IT IS?
540
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,837
- QUINN BROUGHT IT UP.
541
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,539
- SO YOU'RE MAD AT ME
FOR FORGETTING SOMETHING
542
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,841
YOU FORGET YOURSELF?
543
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,577
- I GUESS IT GOT ME THINKING
ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT
544
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:34,879
YOU WERE TAKING ME FOR GRANTED
545
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,681
AND IF YOU REALLY DO CARE
THAT MUCH ABOUT THIS
546
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,849
RELATION-DATE-SHIP THING.
547
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,517
- OF COURSE I DO.
548
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,786
IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT
INTO THAT CORNY CRAP.
549
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,722
- RIGHT, 'CAUSE WHO NEEDS
PONY RIDES
550
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,557
AND FANCY ITALIAN DINNERS?
551
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,558
- WHAT?
552
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,126
OH, YOU MEAN WITH JANE?
553
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,127
LISTEN.
554
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,795
I ONLY TOOK HER ON THOSE DATES
555
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,533
AFTER OUR RELATION-DATE-SHIP
THING STARTED TO FALL APART.
556
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,834
I STARTED ACTING ROMANTIC
TO HIDE THE FACT
557
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,403
THAT I NO LONGER FELT ROMANTIC.
558
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:02,105
- SO NOT REMEMBERING
OUR ANNIVERSARY IS A GOOD SIGN.
559
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,574
- HEY, NOW THAT I KNOW
560
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,642
THESE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT
TO YOU, WE'LL CELEBRATE.
561
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,677
- BUT THEY'RE NOT.
562
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,678
- OKAY, THEN.
563
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,446
- BUT WE CAN CELEBRATE ANYWAY.
564
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,215
- OKAY, THEN.
565
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:15,052
- [snoring]
566
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,120
WH--WHERE AM I?
567
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,889
- YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME, JAKE.
568
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,023
YOUR FATHER'S DEAD,
569
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,291
AND CORPORAL ELLENBOGEN IS FAR,
FAR AWAY.
570
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,426
- WHEW.
571
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,460
UM, HELEN?
572
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,594
- YES?
573
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,196
- I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK
I LET YOU DOWN
574
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,531
WITH THAT JOB AND ALL.
575
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,034
- JAKE, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK
TO NORMAL HOURS.
576
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,035
I MISSED YOU.
577
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,069
- YOU DID?
578
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,571
- OF COURSE I DID.
579
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,040
- AND IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU
THAT I'M A FAILURE?
580
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,041
- NOT A BIT.
581
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,275
- [sighs]
582
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,610
- HONEY, OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT
A FAILURE.
583
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:43,714
YOU'RE THE SAME KIND, DECENT,
INTELLIGENT MAN
584
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,783
I FELL IN LOVE WITH
ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
585
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:46,984
- REALLY?
586
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,452
- YOU KNOW,
THERE'S SOMETHING I KEEP
587
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,489
IN THIS DRAWER THAT ALWAYS
REMINDS ME OF WHY I MARRIED YOU.
588
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,491
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
589
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,827
- HAPPY NON-ANNIVERSARY.
590
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,829
- HAPPY NON-ANNIVERSARY TO YOU.
591
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,297
- ARE YOU SURE QUINN WON'T MIND?
592
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,465
- NAH.
593
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:05,403
CELEBRATING ANNIVERSARIES
WAS HER IDEA.
594
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,405
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
595
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,407
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596
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:18,349
♪ ♪
597
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,985
♪ LA LA LA ♪
598
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,957
♪ LA LA LA ♪
599
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,662
♪ LA LA LA ♪