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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪
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♪ GOT TO GET OFF ♪
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♪ I MAY GO POP ♪
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EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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[whistle blows]
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♪ I'VE GOT TO BE DIRECT ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ IF I'M WRONG,
PLEASE CORRECT ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING
ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING
ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING
ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- THEN IT'S UNANIMOUS.
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UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
WILL THE FASHION CLUB
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ACCEPT APPLICANTS
WITH STUBBY FINGERTIPS.
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STACY, WHAT IS THE NEXT
MEMBERSHIP QUALIFICATION
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ON OUR AGENDA?
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- WEIGHT GUIDELINES,
UNLESS YOU WANT
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TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
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- IF IT'S ALL RIGHT
WITH YOU, STACY,
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I'D PREFER TO CONDUCT THIS
MEETING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.
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THAT SAID,
I MOVE WE SCALE BACK
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THE NUMBER OF ALLOWABLE POUNDS
BY THREE.
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- UM, SANDY, I THINK
IT'S A REALLY CUTE IDEA AND ALL,
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BUT IT MIGHT MAKE IT REALLY HARD
TO FIND NEW MEMBERS.
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- OBVIOUSLY I'M THE ONLY ONE
IN THIS ROOM CONCERNED
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WITH THE BURGEONING
OBESITY PROBLEM
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TEARING APART THE VERY FABRIC
OF OUR LAND.
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- NOT THE FABRIC.
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- IF I MUST STAND ALONE
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IN SETTING EXEMPLARY STANDARDS
FOR OTHERS TO FOLLOW,
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SO BE IT.
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YOU'RE ALL OVERRULED.
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NEXT TOPIC.
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- THAT'S MINE.
GIVE IT BACK.
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- FORGET IT, JERKO.
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- UM, THE NEXT TOPIC
IS EYELASH DENSITY.
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- YOU SUCK.
- YOU SUCK.
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- EXCUSE ME.
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- OH.
- OW.
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- SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE BRATS.
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- GIVE ME THE REMOTE.
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[buttons beeping]
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[truck whirring]
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- OH.
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snap!
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MY LEG.
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IT'S BROKEN.
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- WOW, YOU WERE RIGHT.
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THERE REALLY ARE
MORE ZOO ZOO DROPS IN A BOX
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THAN JUICY JOES.
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- I'M JUST GRATEFUL FOR
THE OPPORTUNITY TO ENLIGHTEN.
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NOW PAY UP.
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- GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO WIN MY MONEY BACK FIRST?
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SEE KEVIN OVER THERE?
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I BET THIS FIVE
THAT WITHIN TEN MINUTES,
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HE'LL STUN AND AMAZE HIS FRIENDS
BY CRUSHING A CAN TO HIS HEAD.
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- NAH, IT'S MORE OF A "COVERING
HIS EYES WITH PEPPERONIS
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AND PRETENDING HE'S BLIND"
KIND OF A DAY.
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- YOU'RE ON.
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- I'M BLIND.
I'M BLIND.
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- WHOO-HOO.
ALL RIGHT.
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- YEAH.
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- SO MANY TALENTS.
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HE REALLY SHOULD RUN OFF
AND JOIN THE CIRCUS.
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- OR JUST RUN OFF.
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- AND THE DOCTOR SAID
SANDY'S LEG WILL BE IN A CAST
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FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.
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POOR SANDY.
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CRUTCHES DON'T GO
WITH ANYTHING.
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- THAT'S THE SAME THING
THOSE LAND MINE VICTIMS
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ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT.
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- DAMN IT!
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THIS ARTICLE SAYS
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RESTAURANTS WON'T SERVE
MEAT RARE ANYMORE.
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SOME CRAP ABOUT
GASTROENTEROLOGICAL DISORDERS.
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- BUT, JAKE,
YOU ORDER WELL DONE ANYWAY.
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- ONCE IN A WHILE, A MAN WANTS
A SLAB OF BLOODY RED STEAK!
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- ISN'T ANYBODY LISTENING?
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- OH, HI, QUINN.
DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN.
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- FINE;
IF NO ONE CARES,
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THEN I'LL JUST GO
TO MY ROOM.
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- QUINN, COME BACK.
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OF COURSE WE WANT
TO HEAR ABOUT STACY.
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- SANDY!
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AND THEN I SAID, "YOU CAN'T
WEAR SNEAKERS TO CHEZ PIERRE."
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AND HE SAID
HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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- YOU KNOW, A GUY ONCE TOOK ME
TO A CHAIN RESTAURANT.
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- NO.
TELL US ABOUT IT.
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- REALLY?
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[phone rings]
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- HELLO?
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SANDY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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- HOW DO YOU THINK I'M FEELING?
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I CAN'T EVEN GIVE MYSELF
A PEDICURE
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WITH THIS STUPID CAST.
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- SO THEN IT'S GOOD
THAT YOU CAN'T GO OUT.
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- ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
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TO HAVE THIS MEETING
AT YOUR HOUSE?
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- YES, I'M SURE,
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UNLESS IT'S TOO CONFUSING
FOR YOU
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TO FOLLOW WHAT I'M SAYING
FROM THIS SPEAKERPHONE.
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- DON'T BE SILLY, SANDY.
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- SILLY?
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GEE, QUINN,
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU'D LIKE TO CALL ME
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WHILE I'M NOT THERE
TO DEFEND MYSELF IN PERSON?
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- WHAT I MEANT WAS--
[beeping]
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- EXCUSE ME.
I HAVE A CALL.
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IT'S CASHMANS.
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I'LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
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[all sigh]
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- POOR SANDY.
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TOO BAD SHE'S NOT HERE.
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I'VE REALLY MISSED HER
THESE PAST FEW WEEKS.
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- UH, YEAH.
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- YEAH.
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- BRITTANY,
WOULD YOU CARE TO TELL US
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SOME OF THE FACTORS LEADING UP
TO THE GREAT DEPRESSION?
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- UM, WHEN PEOPLE REALIZED
THEY HAD NO MONEY,
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THEY GOT REALLY DEPRESSED?
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- BRITTANY, EXPLAIN SOMETHING.
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DO YOU PERHAPS HARBOR
A POWERFUL PHOBIA
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THAT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HURT
TO THINK?
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- UM, I THINK
THAT'S PRONOUNCED PHEE-BIA.
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- WOULD ANYONE ELSE
CARE TO BROADCAST
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THEIR COMPLETE LACK
OF EDUCATION?
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- BET YOU TEN
HE'LL SAY "IMBECILES."
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- I'M GONNA GO WITH "MORONS."
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- I SEE.
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PERHAPS IT'S MY OWN STUPIDITY
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THAT ALLOWS ME TO THINK
I COULD ACTUALLY IMPART WISDOM
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TO A BUNCH OF...
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- SAY IT.
- STARTS WITH AN "M."
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- IMBECILIC MORONS!
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- YOU KNOW, THESE LITTLE BETS
HAVE COST YOU 40 CLAMS SO FAR.
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IF I HAD A SELF-IMAGE,
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I'D THINK YOU WERE BRIBING ME
TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
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- BET YOU THE WHOLE 40 I'M NOT.
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- NICE TRY.
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- WAIT.
CLAMS?
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- GUYS, GUYS, JACKIE IS WEARING
GREEN SHOES WITH YELLOW SOCKS.
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- I NEVER DID LIKE HER.
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- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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- I KNOW.
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.
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- NO.
I MEAN, IT'S SANDY.
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SHE'S COME BACK TO SCHOOL.
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- AND SHE'S...
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- FAAAAAAT.
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- GEE, TIFFANY,
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE?
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IT'LL LAST LONGER.
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- BUT I DON'T HAVE A CAMERA.
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- I MEAN,
YOU CAN STOP STARING AT ME.
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- WE WEREN'T STARING.
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WE WERE, UM, LOOKING
AT YOUR SKIRT.
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IT LOOKS REALLY CUTE
OVER THAT CAST.
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- YOU CAN HARDLY TELL
YOU'VE GAINED...
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A CAST.
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- HI, GUYS.
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- QUINN, YOU SPOKE TO US.
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- CAN I WALK YOU TO CLASS?
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- NO, ME.
- NO, ME.
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- COME ON, JEFFY.
- GUYS, LOOK WHO'S BACK.
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SANDY.
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- THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
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I'M RUINED.
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WHY ME?
OH, GOD, WHY ME?
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[pants]
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- SANDY WASN'T IN
MR. O'NEILL'S CLASS EITHER,
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SO SHE MUST HAVE LEFT SCHOOL.
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GEE, I HOPE IT DOESN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH--
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WELL, YOU KNOW.
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NOT THAT SHE LOOKS THAT BAD.
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- I KNOW; SHE LOOKS REALLY GOOD
FOR A FAT PERSON.
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SHE COULD INSPIRE FAT PEOPLE.
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- STACY, I DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD USE THE "F" WORD
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WHEN TALKING ABOUT SANDY.
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- RIGHT; SHE COULD INSPIRE
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THE THINLY CHALLENGED
EVERYWHERE.
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LIKE, TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD
IN A WINNEBAGO
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AND SHOW PEOPLE YOU CAN BE FAT--
DIFFERENTLY WEIGHTED
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AND STILL HAVE
GREAT COLOR SENSE.
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- UM, STACY,
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
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SANDY.
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SURE, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
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- QUINN?
QUINN?
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BUT, QUINN,
I DIDN'T SAY "FAT."
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- QUINN, YOU'RE SO LUCKY
YOU HAVE YOUR THINNESS.
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- OH, SANDY, YOU'RE NOT THAT
NOT THAT THIN.
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- IT'S SWEET OF YOU
TO SAY THAT, QUINN.
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THANK YOU FOR BEING
MY BEST FRIEND.
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- SANDY, I--
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- AND AS MY BEST FRIEND,
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I WANT YOU TO BE THE FIRST
TO KNOW THAT OUT OF RESPECT
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TO THE FASHION CLUB'S
STRINGENT OBESITY POLICY,
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I AM RESIGNING
THE PRESIDENCY.
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- SANDY, YOU CAN'T RESIGN.
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- PLEASE, QUINN,
THIS IS PAINFUL ENOUGH AS IT IS.
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ALL I ASK IS THAT AFTER
YOU ASSUME THE PRESIDENCY,
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YOU'LL TRY TO REMEMBER ME
AS I USED TO BE.
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- ME?
PRESIDENT?
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- I'M JUST GRATEFUL
I'M BEING REPLACED
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BY SOMEONE WHO TRULY EXCELS
IN ACCESSORIZING.
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- SANDY, I COULD
NEVER REPLACE YOU.
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- REALLY?
- OF COURSE NOT, YOU'RE--
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- QUINN, THAT'S THE NICEST THING
ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME,
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REFUSING THE PRESIDENCY
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OUT OF RESPECT
FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP.
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- UH, WHAT I MEAN IS,
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I COULDN'T DO THE JOB
JUST LIKE YOU.
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
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IF I LIVE ANOTHER 20 YEARS,
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I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO EXPRESS
THE GRATITUDE I FEEL
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FOR YOUR UNWAVERING DEVOTION.
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I HUMBLY ACCEPT
YOUR RESIGNATION.
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- UM, DON'T MENTION IT.
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- MEET THE PSYCHIC NAZI HUNTER
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WHO SAYS THE FUEHRER
HAS BEEN REINCARNATED
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AS A MADCAP LEGGY BLONDE.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT HITLER TONIGHT
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ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU NOW?
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- STILL 40.
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- CLAMS?
- SIMOLEONS.
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TRY TO KEEP UP.
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- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
SAVE YOUR BREATH.
234
00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,346
- SANDY RESIGNED FROM THE
FASHION CLUB BECAUSE SHE'S FAT,
235
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,782
AND THEN I HAD TO RESIGN
TO SHOW SANDY MY SUPPORT,
236
00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,483
ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN
TO RESIGN.
237
00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,185
AND NOW I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
238
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,688
BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THERE
COULD EVEN BE A FASHION CLUB
239
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,122
WITHOUT ME AND SANDY.
240
00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:47,792
- UM, QUINN,
IT'S ME, DARIA.
241
00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:49,426
- [gasps]
242
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:51,428
- DID I HEAR RIGHT,
THE DEATH OF THE FASHION CLUB?
243
00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,831
THEN AT LAST,
THE PEOPLE SHALL BE FREE.
244
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:54,932
- NOT LIKELY.
245
00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,233
THAT CLUB'S LIKE A HYDRA.
246
00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,903
YOU CUT OFF ONE AIRHEAD,
TWO MORE GROW BACK.
247
00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,805
- HMM, CARE TO PUT
A WAGER ON THAT,
248
00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,807
SAY, 40 PIASTERS?
249
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,608
- MAKE IT SPONDULICKS.
250
00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:05,843
- DAMN IT, DARIA.
251
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,511
SPECIAL ORDERS MY FOOT.
252
00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:09,847
MEDIUM, MEDIUM, MEDIUM.
253
00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,483
OUR FREEDOM OF CHOICE
IS GONE.
254
00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,185
- QUINN, DAD'S HERE,
255
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,854
AND HE WANTS TO HEAR
ALL ABOUT SANDY.
256
00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:20,759
- BEFORE WE BEGIN THE MEETING,
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
257
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,794
SANDY HAS RESIGNED
FROM THE FASHION CLUB.
258
00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,430
- QUINN, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
259
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,231
NOT THAT WE SHOULDN'T RESPECT
HER DECISION.
260
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,767
- YEAH, THAT'S AWFUL.
261
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,068
OH, WELL.
262
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,804
- SHE SAYS SHE CAN'T EVEN
COME BACK TO SCHOOL
263
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,206
BECAUSE IT HURTS TOO MUCH
TO WALK IN HER CAST.
264
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,741
- SO IF YOU'RE
THE VICE PRESIDENT,
265
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,875
AND SANDY'S RESIGNED,
266
00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,310
THEN YOU MUST BE
THE NEW PRESIDENT.
267
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,412
- CONGRATULATIONS.
268
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,880
- WELL, ACTUALLY--
269
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,750
- SO WHAT'S THE FIRST ITEM
OF BUSINESS, PRESIDENT QUINN,
270
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,619
THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER?
271
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,087
- LONG LIVE THE QUINN.
272
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,323
HEY.
273
00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:53,491
- GUYS, STOP IT.
274
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,925
I'M RESIGNING TOO.
275
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,394
- WHAT?
- OH, NO.
276
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,630
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID,
SOMETHING I DID?
277
00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,064
- NO, STACY.
278
00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,900
SEE, I KIND OF HAD
TO PROMISE SANDY I'D RESIGN.
279
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,969
TIFFANY, I GUESS
YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT NOW,
280
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,538
AND, STACY,
YOU'RE VICE PRESIDENT.
281
00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,139
- QUINN, YOU CAN'T GO.
282
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,508
WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT YOU?
283
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,144
- YOU'RE GONNA CARRY ON
THE FASHION CLUB MISSION.
284
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,812
YOU'LL STOP
THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED
285
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,214
FROM WEARING
REALLY FAT STRIPES,
286
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,616
POINT OUT ICKY FIBERS
TO ICKY FIBERS WEARERS,
287
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,918
AND FIGHT FROSTED SHADOWS
WHEREVER YOU GO,
288
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,454
UNLESS IT'S AT A COSTUME PARTY.
289
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:26,057
YOU'LL HOLD YOURSELVES UP TO
THE HIGHEST STANDARDS POSSIBLE,
290
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,725
NO ANKLE BOOT TOO POINTY,
291
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,061
NO CHARTREUSE TOO CHARTREUSE-Y,
292
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,564
AND NO MOCK TURTLENECK
TOO MOCKY.
293
00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:36,367
AND FINALLY,
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER DATE
294
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,436
ANYONE LESS ATTRACTIVE
THAN YOU ARE,
295
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,405
ALTHOUGH EQUALLY ATTRACTIVE
IS OKAY.
296
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:44,576
- [sobs]
297
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:47,579
- MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT,
THOUGH DIMINISHED BY HALF,
298
00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,513
THE SOLDIERS OF STYLE
BATTLE ON.
299
00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:52,349
- HUH?
- THE FASHION CLUB STILL EXISTS.
300
00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,151
GIVE ME MY 40 GEORGE Ws.
301
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,519
- DARIA, PLEASE.
302
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,789
THESE GIRLS AREN'T THE SWIFTEST
BOATS IN THE CURRENT.
303
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,157
GIVE THEM SOME TIME TO REALIZE
THAT THEY'VE BROKEN UP.
304
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,259
- YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO WEASEL OUT OF PAYING ME?
305
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,095
- NO, JUST MAKING SURE
YOU DON'T THINK
306
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,429
I'M BUYING YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
307
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,464
- MMM.
308
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,802
- COME ON, TIFFANY.
YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT.
309
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,638
START THE MEETING
AND PICK A TOPIC ALREADY.
310
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,039
- TOPIC?
311
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,541
- YOU KNOW,
LIKE SANDY USED TO.
312
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,143
SHE'D SAY SOMETHING
LIKE NAIL DECALS,
313
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,577
AND QUINN WOULD SAY
THEY'RE PASSE,
314
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,645
AND SANDY WOULD ASK QUINN
IF SHE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE
315
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,846
BETWEEN PASSE AND RETRO,
316
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,648
AND QUINN WOULD EXPLAIN
WHAT SHE MEANT TO SAY,
317
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,450
AND THEN SANDY WOULD MOVE ON
TO THE NEXT TOPIC.
318
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,952
- HMM, TOPIC.
319
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,220
I KNOW.
320
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,922
HOW ABOUT FASHION?
321
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:36,594
- UM, MAYBE IF WE TRIED
BEGGING QUINN TO COME BACK.
322
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,196
BUT, QUINN, YOU HAVE TO RETURN
TO THE FASHION CLUB.
323
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,398
WE NEED YOU.
324
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,833
- REALLY NEED YOU.
325
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,335
- GUYS, I WOULD IF I COULD,
BUT I CAN'T
326
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,737
'CAUSE I PROMISED SANDY.
327
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:46,904
- BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW.
328
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,072
PLEASE?
329
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,742
- OKAY, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
330
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,945
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, QUINN.
331
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,750
- OR IS IT 16 TIMES
TO THE RIGHT?
332
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,118
- BRITTANY,
LET ME ASK A HYPOTHET--
333
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,787
MAKE-BELIEVE QUESTION.
334
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,222
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF YOU FOUND OUT ANGIE
335
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,491
WENT ON A DATE WITH KEVIN?
336
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,958
- BUT ANGIE
WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME.
337
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,460
SHE'S MY FRIEND.
338
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,562
- AND FRIENDS DON'T GO
BEHIND OTHER FRIENDS' BACKS,
339
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,864
DO THEY?
340
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,032
I KNEW THIS GIRL WHO WENT
BEHIND HER FRIEND'S BACK
341
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,767
AND FELT SO GUILTY ABOUT IT,
342
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,903
SHE ENDED UP
IN AN INSANE ASYLUM,
343
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,538
AND THEY MADE HER WEAR
DRAWSTRING PANTS
344
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,872
AND A BIG PLASTIC BRACELET.
345
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:25,943
- SERVES HER RIGHT,
THE BACKSTABBER.
346
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,679
- ANYHOO, THANKS FOR
STRAIGHTENING THAT OUT FOR ME.
347
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:32,116
- OOH, I CAN'T BELIEVE KEVY
CHEATED ON ME WITH ANGIE.
348
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:35,186
WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS
ON HIM.
349
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,921
- STACY, I WANT TO COME BACK.
350
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,223
BUT I JUST CAN'T WEAR
DRAWSTRING PANTS.
351
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,391
- BRR.
- WHAT?
352
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,959
- I MEAN,
I CAN'T BETRAY SANDY.
353
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,861
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND
SOME NEW MEMBERS.
354
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:44,862
beep!
355
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:45,963
OH, GOD, WHAT IF THAT'S HER?
356
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,064
GOT TO RUN.
357
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,433
- [sighs]
358
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,801
I GUESS WE'RE ON OUR OWN.
359
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,302
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT UP
SOME TOPICS,
360
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,369
IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
361
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,638
- SURE.
362
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,440
- LET'S BEGIN WITH THE DEBATE
ON CREW NECKS.
363
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,874
NOW, I THINK PEOPLE
WITH LONG NECKS
364
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,008
LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THEM
365
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,644
BECAUSE THEY MAKE
THEIR NECKS LOOK LONG.
366
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,845
- DO YOU THINK I LOOK GOOD
IN CREW NECKS?
367
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,915
- OF COURSE.
YOU LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING.
368
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,049
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COLOR?
369
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,617
I THINK I PREFER PASTELS.
370
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,621
- DO YOU THINK I LOOK GOOD
IN PASTELS?
371
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,356
- UM, YES, TIFFANY.
372
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,424
ANYWAY, I DON'T CARE
HOW LONG HER NECK IS.
373
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,593
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE DATED MATT DAMON.
374
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,729
- DO YOU THINK I'D LOOK GOOD
WITH MATT DAMON?
375
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,764
- [sighs]
376
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,798
QUINN'S RIGHT.
377
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,199
WE NEED MORE MEMBERS.
378
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,602
- YOU CAN'T LET GINA
INTO THE FASHION CLUB.
379
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,003
HER TEETH ARE THICK.
380
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,740
HEIDI WITH THE CLOGS?
381
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:32,309
GEE, I GUESS THERE REALLY AREN'T
ANY SUITABLE GIRLS AT SCHOOL.
382
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,378
MAYBE THE CLUB SHOULD BREAK UP.
383
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,648
STACY, STOP CRYING.
384
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,049
STACY.
385
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,485
[sighs]
386
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,387
ICE CREAM OUT OF THE CARTON?
387
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,921
YOU'RE GONNA END UP LIKE SANDY.
388
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,523
- I SUPPOSE
YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER
389
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,725
NOW THAT SHE CAN'T SQUEEZE
INTO A SIZE ZERO.
390
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,727
- DARIA, I AM NOT SHALLOW.
391
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,363
BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE SANDY'S
GOTTEN UGLY OR ANYTHING.
392
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,632
- WOW, I'VE REALLY
MISJUDGED YOU.
393
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,634
I NEVER REALIZED
YOU'D BE WILLING TO SACRIFICE
394
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,303
YOUR OWN POPULARITY
FOR THE SAKE OF FRIENDSHIP.
395
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,538
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
396
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,874
- WELL, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
397
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,610
HOW SOCIETY DISCRIMINATES
AGAINST THE OVERWEIGHT,
398
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,445
EVEN TO THE POINT
OF SHUNNING THEM.
399
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,714
THE OLD QUINN MIGHT EVEN
HAVE DONE IT HERSELF.
400
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,148
BUT THIS NEW QUINN,
401
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,251
WILLING TO STICK BY HER FRIEND
NO MATTER HOW HEAVY SHE GETS
402
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,487
EVEN IF IT COSTS YOU
YOUR OWN STATUS,
403
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,655
WOW.
404
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,256
SIMPLY, WOW.
405
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,858
- UM, YEAH.
406
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,894
- SOME MORE SHALLOW FRIEND
407
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,896
MIGHT TRY TO MAKE SANDY
LOSE WEIGHT
408
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,597
SO SHE COULD REJOIN
THE FASHION CLUB
409
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,333
AND RETURN LIFE TO NORMAL,
BUT NOT YOU.
410
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,269
YOU ACCEPT HER AS SHE IS.
411
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,837
KUDOS TO YOU,
QUINN MORGENDORFFER.
412
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,440
- UH, THANKS.
413
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,108
GOT TO GO.
414
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,120
- SANDY, OPEN UP.
415
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,555
IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
416
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,857
both: QUINN.
417
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,795
- [gasps]
418
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:02,299
- I TOLD YOU LITTLE CREEPS,
NO VISITORS.
419
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,734
[sniffing]
420
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,337
GO AHEAD.
LAUGH AT MY DISFIGUREMENT.
421
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,006
- I WOULD NEVER LAUGH
AT YOU, SANDY.
422
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,575
BESIDES,
YOU'RE NOT DISFIGURED.
423
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,510
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
ON THE INSIDE.
424
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,911
THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
425
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,613
- THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
426
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,182
- I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FIT
TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC AGAIN.
427
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,183
- WHAT?
428
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,251
- NOW THAT YOUR CAST IS OFF,
429
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,919
I'M HERE
TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
430
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,423
- OH, QUINN, CAN'T YOU SEE
THAT IT'S TOO LATE?
431
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,757
MY LIFE IS OVER.
432
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,993
- SANDY, YOU'RE NOT 30.
433
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,628
NOW, LET'S GET STARTED.
434
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,430
- I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE,
435
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,932
BUT I ONCE WEIGHED
OVER 100 POUNDS.
436
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,467
- [sobbing]
437
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,336
- WHAT'S WRONG, SANDY?
438
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,503
- NOTHING.
439
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,872
IT'S JUST--OH, QUINN.
440
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,608
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
441
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,642
[both sob]
442
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,976
- OH, SANDY.
443
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,778
I LOVE YOU TOO.
444
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,946
[both sob]
445
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,514
- QUINN'S RIGHT.
446
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,351
THERE JUST AREN'T ANY GIRLS UP
TO THE FASHION CLUB'S STANDARDS.
447
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,519
IF ONLY LOOKS
WEREN'T EVERYTHING.
448
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:59,624
- I KNOW; TOO BAD
WE CAN'T LET BOYS IN.
449
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,292
- TIFFANY,
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
450
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,093
- WHAT?
- ABOUT THE BOYS.
451
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,029
- BOYS?
WHERE?
452
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,631
- [scoffs]
453
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,233
HEY, GUYS, ARE YOU DOING
ANYTHING THIS AFTERNOON?
454
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,001
'CAUSE TIFFANY AND I
WOULD REALLY LIKE IT
455
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,803
IF YOU COULD COME OVER
TO MY HOUSE FOR SODAS.
456
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,472
- QUINN'LL BE THERE, RIGHT?
- YEAH, QUINN.
457
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,672
- UH, NO.
458
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,908
THERE'LL BE A FREE FORM
DISCUSSION ON SWIMWEAR.
459
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,277
- A DISCUSSION?
460
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,846
- UM, I MEAN, WE'D WANT
TO SHOW SOME GIRLS IN BIKINIS.
461
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,414
- BABES IN BIKINIS.
- BABES IN BIKINIS?
462
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,782
- ALL RIGHT.
- WE'RE THERE.
463
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,751
- SO JAMIE, JEFFY, AND JOEY
464
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,952
ARE GOING TO STACY'S
TO TALK STYLE.
465
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,220
JOCKS ON FROCKS--
466
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,256
SOUNDS LIKE
A FASHION CLUB MEETING TO ME.
467
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,691
- TRUST ME.
IT'LL BE THE LAST.
468
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,725
- UH-HUH.
469
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,759
- CARE TO DOUBLE OUR BET?
470
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:36,960
- IT'S YOUR WAMPUM.
471
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,596
- PREPARE TO KISS
YOUR MOOLAH GOOD-BYE.
472
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,398
- LET'S SEE THE BIKINIS, MAN.
- YEAH, BIKINIS.
473
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,699
- UM, THAT'S NOT TILL LATER.
474
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,701
RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GONNA
DISCUSS TANK TOPS.
475
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,970
- TANKS ARE COOL.
476
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,039
- YEAH, LIKE IN THAT MOVIE,
WORLD WAR BLOOD.
477
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,807
- UM, I DIDN'T SEE THAT MOVIE.
478
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,974
WHAT COLOR WERE THE TANK TOPS?
479
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,143
- GREEN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
480
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,577
YOU WANT THE ENEMY
TO SPOT YOUR TANK?
481
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,979
- WELL, YEAH.
482
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,348
THAT'S KIND OF THE WHOLE IDEA.
483
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,350
- BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE?
484
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,953
- YOU SURPRISE THEM
BY LOOKING REALLY HOT.
485
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,554
- HE'S TALKING ABOUT WAR.
486
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,823
- SO AM I.
487
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,593
- NO, YOU KNOW,
CONCEAL AND SURPRISE.
488
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,928
- YOU THINK I NEED CONCEALER?
489
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,097
- UM, WHERE ARE THE BIKINIS
ANYWAY?
490
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,365
- YEAH, BIKINIS.
- YEAH, WHERE ARE THE BIKINIS?
491
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,434
- RIGHT HERE.
492
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,568
- WHOO-HOO.
- EXCELLENT.
493
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,037
- WHICH FABRIC
DO YOU LIKE BEST?
494
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,672
- FABRIC?
495
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,108
WE'VE GOT TO GO...
DO SOMETHING.
496
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,143
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
497
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,911
YEAH, PRIOR ENGAGEMENT.
498
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,447
- THE FASHION CLUB
IS FALLING APART.
499
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,548
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
500
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,651
- HMM, I DO NEED CONCEALER.
501
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,952
- ♪ YOU MAKE ME SAY ♪
502
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,020
- ♪ HOO-HOO ♪
503
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,355
- ♪ YOU MAKE ME SAY ♪
504
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,389
- ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
505
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,423
- ♪ FROM DUSK TO DAWN ♪
506
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,259
♪ YOU TURN ME ON ♪
507
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,161
- [panting]
508
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,063
CAN'T...I...REST?
509
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,533
- DID CLEOPATRA REST
WHEN SHE WAS INVENTING MASCARA?
510
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:53,104
DID NEFER-ITI REST
WHEN SHE WAS POSING FOR STATUES?
511
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,573
DID HELEN OF TROY REST
WHEN SHE WAS DOING
512
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,074
WHATEVER IT WAS SHE DID?
513
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,577
BEAUTY NEVER RESTS.
514
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,913
NOW, SWIM, YOU COW, SWIM.
515
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,080
- WHAT?
516
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,349
- SORRY.
COACH TALK.
517
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,921
- [grunting frustratedly]
518
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,889
- YOU THINK WE SHOULD TELL HER
IT'S EASIER TO SPEAK
519
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,190
IF YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH?
520
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:17,861
- STACY, WHAT TIME IS
THE FASHION CLUB MEETING TODAY?
521
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,196
- THERE IS NO MEETING.
522
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,098
- HOW COME?
- HOW COME?
523
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,733
BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
524
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,835
I'M SICK OF DOING ALL THE WORK
WHILE YOU JUST SIT THERE.
525
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,403
I TRIED MY BEST,
526
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,472
AND EVEN IF IT WASN'T AS GOOD
AS SANDY'S OR QUINN'S,
527
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,607
A CHAIN IS ONLY AS STRONG
AS ITS WEAKEST ROUND THINGY.
528
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,676
AND YOU REFUSE TO LIFT
ONE FRICKING FINGER.
529
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,845
I'M THROUGH RUNNING
THE FASHION CLUB ALL BY MYSELF--
530
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,615
[slower] WHILE YOU STARE
IN THE MIRROR
531
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,417
AND TALK ABOUT YOURSELF
532
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,785
AND I--I--I QUIT!
533
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,655
- HMM, MAYBE I SHOULD QUIT TOO.
534
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,525
- [shrieks]
535
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,859
- YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST.
536
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,327
THE FASHION CLUB IS DEAD.
537
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,529
PAY ME MY 80 SMACKERS.
538
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,366
- DON'T LOOK NOW,
539
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,970
BUT I THINK THE GUY WITH
THE BALLOON ANIMALS IS BACK.
540
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,672
- IT'S SANDY.
541
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,975
AND SHE'S THIN.
542
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,209
>> ♪ YOU MAKE ME SAY ♪
543
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,877
- ♪ HOO-HOO ♪
544
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,279
- [sighs]
545
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,848
- ♪ FROM DUSK TO DAWN,
YOU TURN ME ON ♪
546
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,350
- THEN IT'S AGREED.
547
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,585
APPLICANTS CAN'T HAVE
STUBBY FINGERTIPS
548
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,020
OR NAILS SHORTER
THAN 1/4 OF AN INCH.
549
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,589
- OH, DEFINITELY.
- OH, YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
550
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:22,326
- NEXT TOPIC:
WEIGHT REQUIREMENT.
551
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,593
[clears throat]
552
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,096
I MOVE THAT WE REVIEW
MAXIMUM ALLOWABLE WEIGHTS
553
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,598
ON A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS.
554
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,400
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, SANDY.
555
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,501
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
- YEAH.
556
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,035
- LET'S MOVE ON TO EYELASHES.
557
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,371
- UM, QUINN,
558
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,039
AS PRESIDENT
OF THE FASHION CLUB,
559
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,542
I BELIEVE IT IS MY JOB
TO DECIDE ON THE TOPIC
560
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,077
FOR MEMBERSHIP GUIDELINES,
561
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,247
UNLESS THERE WAS A CHANGE
OF PROTOCOL IN MY ABSENCE
562
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,217
THAT ALLOWS THE VICE PRESIDENT
TO SWITCH TOPICS AT WHIM.
563
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,220
- BUT, SANDY,
HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT?
564
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,555
I RESIGNED AFTER YOU RESIGNED
BECAUSE YOU WERE,
565
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,956
WELL, YOU KNOW, NOT YOURSELF,
566
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,226
NOT THAT I WANTED
EITHER OF US TO RESIGN.
567
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,229
REMEMBER?
568
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,430
- RIGHT.
569
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,531
MOVING ON.
570
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,666
I SAY NO ONE WITH
A LOW EYELASH COUNT
571
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,468
IS TO BE ADMITTED,
NO EXCEPTIONS.
572
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,037
- BUT, SANDY, WITH ALL THE
THICKENING MASCARAS AVAILABLE,
573
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,239
YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE IT LOOK
LIKE YOU HAVE MORE EYELASHES
574
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,641
THAN YOU REALLY DO.
575
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,810
SO IS THE ACTUAL NUMBER OF
LASHES REALLY THAT IMPORTANT?
576
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,779
- QUINN,
ARE YOU PROPOSING ARTIFICE?
577
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,112
- I AGREE WITH QUINN.
578
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,248
- ME TOO.
579
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,383
- FINE.
580
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,985
BUT ANY EYELASH-DEFICIENT
APPLICANTS
581
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,287
MUST AGREE TO WEAR MASCARA
AT ALL TIMES.
582
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,660
- FINALLY, A PLACE
THAT STILL RESPECTS
583
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,062
GOOD OLD FREEDOM OF CHOICE.
584
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,131
BEHOLD THE BEEF AND CAKE
TRIPLE PATTY BURGER,
585
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,668
SERVED MEDIUM RARE,
JUST LIKE JAKEY ORDERED.
586
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,969
- BEEF AND CAKE?
587
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,173
I GUESS THEIR REFRIGERATION
PROBLEMS MUST BE OVER.
588
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:45,909
- DAMN GASTROENTEROLOGICAL
DISORDERS!
589
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:51,047
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
590
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,984
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591
00:20:55,587 --> 00:21:03,094
♪ ♪
592
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,662
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
593
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,333
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
594
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,137
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪