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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- DAMN SALAD TONGS!
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- WRISTWATCH TRYING TO MAKE
A BREAK FOR IT AGAIN?
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- LOUSY STUPID WATCH
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JUST SLIPPED OFF THE COUNTER
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WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION.
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HEY, DARIA.
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YOU'VE GOT SMALL HANDS.
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- BUT MY BIG BRAIN TELLS ME
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NOT TO STICK THEM INTO
GARBAGE DISPOSALS.
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- WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PUT THESE
STUPID DRAINS
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RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINK,
ANYWAY?
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OW!
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- DAD, GUESS WHAT.
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CAMP GRIZZLY IS HAVING
A FIFTH-YEAR REUNION.
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- QUICK, PUT ON CNN
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SO WE CAN CATCH THE ACTION
AS IT UNFOLDS.
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- DARIA,
YOU GOT AN INVITATION TOO.
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AND, JAKE, YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE
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JOHN WAYNE COLLECTABLE COINS.
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- RIO BRAVO!
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I'LL GOING TO PUT THIS ONE UP
NEXT TO RIO LOBO.
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HUH.
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LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE RIO GRANDE.
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- DARN.
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THIS REUNION IS NEXT WEEKEND,
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AND I ALREADY PROMISED
PRINCE CHARMING
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I'D GO TO THE BALL.
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- WELL, I'M GOING.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE FRIENDS
I MADE
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IN MY DAYS OF
CHILDISH INNOCENCE,
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BEFORE HIGH SCHOOL
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AND ITS WEB OF COMPLICATED
AND COMPETITIVE RELATIONSHIPS,
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WHEN JUST BEING GIRLS TOGETHER
WAS ENOUGH.
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- HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING
LITTLE WOMEN AGAIN?
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- YOU KNOW, THE DUKE MADE
A MOVIE CALLED BIG JAKE.
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[imitating John Wayne]
WELL, PILGRIM.
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- DARIA.
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DON'T YOU HAVE
THE SLIGHTEST URGE
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TO RELIVE YOUR OLD
CAMP MEMORIES?
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- WHY WOULD I WANT TO RETURN
TO A PLACE
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WHERE I WAS FLATTERINGLY
REFERRED TO
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AS "THE WEIRD KID?"
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- [sighs]
VERY WELL.
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I CAN'T MAKE YOU GO.
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BESIDES, DAD AND I COULD
REALLY USE SOME HELP
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CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE
NEXT WEEKEND.
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- SPEAKING OF FORCED LABOR...
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- WE'RE CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE?
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- WE ARE NOW.
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- BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE WEEKEND AT THE COUNTRY INN?
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- I TOLD YOU,
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I HAVE TO WORK SATURDAY.
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THE INN IS OUT.
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- STUPID, LOUSY...
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clank!
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DAMN IT!
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MY NEW COIN SLIPPED DOWN
THE DISPOSAL
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WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION!
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- HEY, QUINN,
YOU'VE GOT SMALL HANDS.
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- I'M NOT PLAYING
WITH THAT THING!
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- IT'S NOT A THING;
IT'S A SITAR.
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IT SOUNDS VERY SPIRITUAL.
CHICKS LOVE THAT CRAP.
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- DUDE, WE'RE THE SPIRAL.
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WE'RE NOT SPIRITUAL.
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WE'RE HARDCORE!
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- SPIRITUAL?
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ARE WE DOING A GIG AT A CHURCH?
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- MAN, WE HAVE TO EXPERIMENT,
OR WE'LL GET STALE.
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YOU KNOW, IF A SHARK DOESN'T
KEEP SWIMMING,
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IT JUST STANDS STILL.
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- WE'RE NOT A DAMN FISH.
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RIGHT, TRENT?
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- UM, I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.
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- THE SPIRAL ROCKS ON ITS OWN.
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MAN, WE DON'T NEED TO EVOLUTE.
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THERE'S NO EVOLUTING GOING ON.
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- WHAT KIND OF SICKO VOYEUR
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WOULD SET UP A HIDDEN CAMERA
IN AN INTENSIVE CARE UNIT?
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THE PEEK-A-BOO ICU,
NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- COME ON, CAMP'S NOT SO BAD.
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AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO SPEND SUMMERS ON A COMMUNE
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WITH YOUR PARENTS' FRIENDS.
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- YOUR PARENTS' FRIENDS
DIDN'T MAKE YOU HOP A MILE
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IN A BURLAP SACK.
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- YOUR CAMP COUNSELORS DIDN'T
MAKE YOU MAKE A BURLAP SACK.
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- SKIP STEVENS, THE
SELF-PROCLAIMED BIG-MAN-ON-CAMP,
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NEVER MADE YOU SING,
"WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU,
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"DEAR OLD CAMP GRIZZLY.
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YOU'RE WITH US IN SUNSHINE
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AND WEATHER MORE DRIZZLY."
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- I WAS GOING TO BRING UP
THE COMPOSTING NEXT,
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BUT I KNOW WHEN I'M BEAT.
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- HEY.
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- LET ME GUESS: YOU WOKE UP
AT 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON
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AND COULDN'T GET BACK TO SLEEP.
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- IT'S NOT JUST THAT.
IT'S SPIRAL.
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I THINK WE'RE PAST OUR PRIME.
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- I BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO HIT YOUR PRIME
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BEFORE YOU PASS IT,
BUT OKAY.
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- MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST BREAK UP.
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- TRENT, THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING.
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YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR
PRIMARY MEANS OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
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- YEAH, THINK.
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THAT'S WHAT I NEED TO DO.
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GET AWAY AND THINK.
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- HEY, WHY DON'T TRENT AND I
GIVE YOU A RIDE TO YOUR REUNION?
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WE CAN HANG OUT IN THE STICKS
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WHILE YOU'RE LEADING
THE COLOR WAR.
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A WASTE OF TIME
WILL BE HAD BY ALL.
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- HMM.
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- THERE'S JUST ONE CATCH.
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- WHAT'S THAT?
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- EW!
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LOOK HOW DIRTY THOSE SHEEP ARE.
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FROM NOW ON,
I BUY ONLY IMPORTED SWEATERS.
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GOD, I BET THERE'S
NOT AN OUTLET STORE
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WITHIN 100 MILES.
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NOT THAT ANYONE WOULD KNOW
WHAT TO BUY
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AFTER LIVING OUT HERE
FOR SO LONG.
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HUH, SOME PEOPLE
ARE BEYOND HELP.
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- I WAS JUST THINKING
THE SAME THING.
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- ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING,
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WE'VE LOST OUR INSPIRATION.
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I ALWAYS SAID
I'D GET OUT OF MUSIC
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BEFORE I BECAME A CLICHE.
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- I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER
SAYING THAT.
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- NOT IN WORDS.
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IN MY SOLOS.
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- STOP HERE.
I HAVE TO GET OUT.
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- COULDN'T YOU HAVE TOLD US THIS
TWO HOURS AGO?
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- HA.
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AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT
TAKING ME HOME.
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I'LL FIND MY OWN RIDE.
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- SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT JUST
TO GET OUR HOPES UP, DID SHE?
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- QUINN!
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- TRACY, CINDY, TATIANA!
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HEY, CAN I HAVE A RIDE HOME?
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GREAT, JUST LIKE I REMEMBERED.
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- DARIA, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO
MAKE FRIENDS
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IF YOU KEEP YOUR NOSE BURIED
IN A BOOK.
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- LET'S HOPE.
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- [sighs]
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- HEY.
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- NOW, WHERE'S QUINN?
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- DAMN IT!
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I KNEW WE FORGOT SOMETHING.
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- COME ON, QUINN.
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WE'RE HERE.
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- I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CAMP!
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I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CAMP!
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HEY, THAT GIRL HAS MY BACKPACK.
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LOOK, I HAVE THE SAME BACKPACK.
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- HMM.
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I CAN SEE WHERE THE UNTRAINED
EYE WOULD THINK SO.
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IT'S QUITE A SKILLFUL IMITATION.
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- UM, I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
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- WHO'S THAT WEIRD GIRL
OVER THERE WITH YOUR PARENTS?
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- SHE'S SO PALE.
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- THAT'S MY SIS--
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COUSIN.
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DISTANT COUSIN.
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- AND I'VE BEEN HER
DISTANT COUSIN EVER SINCE.
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- SO THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN.
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- SPEAKING
OF UNPLEASANT MEMORIES...
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- DARIA?
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IS THAT YOU?
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- NO, I'M A DECOY
TO FLUSH OUT ASSASSINS.
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HI, AMELIA.
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- THANK GOD.
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I WAS AFRAID YOU WEREN'T COMING,
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AND THEN THERE WOULD BE
NO REASON FOR ME TO COME,
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BECAUSE I WOULDN'T HAVE ANYONE
TO TALK TO.
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WHAT'S NEW?
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- HMM.
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DARIA HAVING A SECRET FAN CLUB
IS PRETTY NEW.
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- REALLY?
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- YOU HAVE A FAN CLUB?
COOL.
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- DARIA, WHEN I MET YOU,
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YOU SAID YOU WERE A BIG OUTCAST
WHO NOBODY LIKED.
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HAS OUR WHOLE LIFE TOGETHER
BEEN A LIE?
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- HEY, GRIZZLIES!
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SKIP STEVENS,
ALUMNI COORDINATOR.
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GRAB A GRIZZLY T-SHIRT.
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- BUT THEY DIDN'T GO HERE.
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- CAMP PUMA.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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HA, NICE TRY, KITTY CATS,
BUT GRIZZLIES RULE.
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GROWL!
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GO GRIZZLIES!
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- YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY SHOULD BE GOING.
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- NOW COME ON,
LET'S SEE SOME CAMP SPIRIT.
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PUT THESE PUMAS IN THEIR PLACE.
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- YEAH, WE HAD BETTER
HIT THE ROAD.
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- COME ON, I'LL START US OFF.
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GO GRIZZLIES!
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GO GRIZZLIES!
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GO GRIZZLIES!
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- HEY, HONEY!
- OH!
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- HA HA.
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I'D FORGOTTEN WE'D HAD
ALL THIS STUFF.
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN AGES AGO
THAT WE WENT SCUBA DIVING.
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I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER IT.
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- MEMORY SURE IS A FUNNY THING.
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- WHEN WAS THAT, HELEN?
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- GEE, UM, I DON'T RECALL.
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- I REMEMBER GOING TO THAT
DIVING SCHOOL
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AND GETTING CERTIFIED.
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LOUSY CHLORINE POISONING.
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'CAUSE WE WERE TAKING THAT TWO
WEEK VACATION
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IN THE CARIBBEAN AND THEN...
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OH, YEAH.
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NOW I REMEMBER.
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YOU COULDN'T GO.
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YOU HAD SOME MERGER
OR SOMETHING,
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AND WE HAD TO POSTPONE
THE TRIP.
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- OH, UM, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
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- WE NEVER DID RESCHEDULE IT.
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- WE DIDN'T?
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OH, LOOK, A SCOOTER.
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- THIS'LL BE ALL FOR YOU?
- YEAH.
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- CAN I TEMPT YOU WITH A COOKIE?
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ME AND MY WIFE MAKE 'EM
RIGHT BACK IN THE HOUSE THERE.
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- TWO BUCKS APIECE?
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THERE MUST BE GOLD
IN THAT ICING.
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- OH, NO.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU
PUT INTO THE COOKIES,
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IT'S WHAT YOU
PUT INTO THE COOKIES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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- OH, SURE.
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YOU'RE SAYING
YOU HAVE ECHOLALIA.
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ECHOLALIA.
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- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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THE TWO BUCKS
ISN'T FOR THE INGREDIENTS.
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THE COOKIE'S VALUABLE
BECAUSE OF THE PART OF YOURSELF
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THAT WENT INTO IT.
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- RIGHT.
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- MAN, THAT'S SOMETHING
TO THINK ABOUT.
240
00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,760
- THIS PART OF YOURSELF,
241
00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,463
IT WASN'T ONE OF
THE SQUISHIER ORGANS, WAS IT?
242
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,798
- RIGHT NOW
WE'RE TRYING TO COME UP
243
00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,500
WITH THE PERFECT POTATO CHIP.
244
00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,301
YOU KIDS INTERESTED
IN POTATO CHIPS?
245
00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,637
- NOT REALLY.
- YEAH.
246
00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,674
- BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR HIKE...
247
00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,575
IS THIS THING ON?
HELLO?
248
00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,310
- IT'S ON, MR. POTTS!
249
00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,645
- THANK YOU, SKIP.
250
00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,580
- NO, THANK YOU, MR. POTTS.
251
00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,082
- [sighs]
252
00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,550
WE'RE REAL GLAD TO SEE
ALL THESE FORMER GRIZZLIES
253
00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:07,952
AT THE REUNION.
254
00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,287
AND WHEN THE TIME COMES
THAT YOU HAVE CUBS OF YOUR OWN,
255
00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,256
WE HOPE THEY'LL BE PROUD TO SAY,
256
00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,993
"I'M A GRIZZLY.
GRR."
257
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,294
EVERYONE READY FOR A HIKE?
258
00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,963
[indistinct grumbling]
259
00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:21,066
- HE SAID, "IS EVERYONE READY
FOR A HIKE?"
260
00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,400
[indistinct grumbling]
261
00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,269
- I WISH SKIP WOULD TAKE A HIKE.
262
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,436
- [laughs]
263
00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,105
YOU'RE FUNNY, DARIA.
264
00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,373
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR T-SHIRT?
265
00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,441
- I'M NOT WEARING IT.
266
00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,842
- I GUESS WE BETTER JOIN THEM.
267
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,209
- YOU GO AHEAD.
268
00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,746
I DON'T WANT TO SCARE THE OTHER
HIKERS WITH MY LIMP.
269
00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,013
- HMM.
270
00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,249
YOU THINK THEY'D MIND
IF I STAYED HERE TOO?
271
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,952
- AMELIA, HAVE YOU
EVER PLAYED MONOPOLY?
272
00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,053
- OF COURSE.
WHY?
273
00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,088
- YOU'RE NOT IN CAMP ANYMORE.
274
00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,590
YOU'RE JUST VISITING.
275
00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:46,825
DO WHAT YOU WANT.
276
00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:47,826
- COOL.
277
00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:48,827
I'M STAYING WITH YOU.
278
00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,528
- GREAT.
279
00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,165
- THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME
YOU BOYCOTTED
280
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,634
THE END-OF-SUMMER CAMPFIRE
BY THE LAKE.
281
00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:57,869
THAT WAS SO COOL.
282
00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,105
- ACTUALLY, I WASN'T INVITED.
283
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,906
- OH.
284
00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,241
[chuckles]
285
00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,210
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU TOOK OFF
ON YOUR HORSE
286
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,611
AND LEFT US ALL BEHIND?
287
00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:09,314
- YOU MEAN THE TIME
THE HORSE RAN OFF WITH ME ON IT
288
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,116
AND TOSSED ME IN THE RIVER,
289
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,784
AND I HAD TO HAVE
NINE STITCHES?
290
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,587
- OH, RIGHT.
291
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,056
HEY, REMEMBER THAT AWFUL GAME
WITH THE WATERMELON?
292
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:24,362
- WE'VE GREASED THE WATERMELON
WITH EXTRA VASELINE THIS TIME.
293
00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,830
- YOU GUYS ARE DEAD MEAT.
294
00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,065
DEAD MEAT.
295
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,366
- EASY THERE, SKIP.
296
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,768
NOW, AFTER I BLOW THE WHISTLE,
297
00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,937
WHICHEVER TEAM BRINGS
THE WATERMELON ASHORE
298
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,071
GETS TO EAT IT.
299
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,072
READY, GRIZZLIES?
300
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,073
- LET'S GO, TEAM.
301
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,274
LET'S KICK THEIR BUTTS.
302
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,710
[whistle blows]
303
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:42,113
- COME ON, SLACKER.
304
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,316
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE
MAKING US HIKE LIKE THIS.
305
00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,817
- I KNOW.
306
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,085
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY EVER DID THIS
STUFF WHEN WE WERE CAMPERS.
307
00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,587
- ACTUALLY, UM,
THEY DID HAVE HIKES.
308
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,189
WE JUST DIDN'T GO, REMEMBER?
309
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,190
- OH, YEAH.
310
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,358
- THAT'S RIGHT.
311
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,260
A CAMPER HAS TO KNOW WHEN ACTIVE
IS TOO ACTIVE.
312
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,563
LIKE, NOW.
313
00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:01,132
- HEY, THIS REMINDS ME
OF THAT WATERMELON GAME.
314
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,934
- OH, YEAH.
315
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,236
- HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
CHASING THE GREASY WATERMELON.
316
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,539
- SKIP, WE DON'T DO GREASY.
317
00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:09,507
- YOU GUYS HAVE NO CAMP SPIRIT.
318
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,942
- GEEK.
319
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,445
- I WONDER WHO'LL BRING US
THE WATERMELON TODAY.
320
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,712
- BILLY.
- BOBBY.
321
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,581
all: BENJI.
322
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,784
[indistinct arguing]
323
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,853
- I LOVED THAT GAME.
324
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,789
- WE NEVER DID TAKE
THAT CAMPING TRIP.
325
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,991
YOU KNOW WHY?
326
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,460
- THE COMBUSTIBLE KETCHUP
LAWSUIT.
327
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,495
THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO WIN THAT ONE, TOO.
328
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,130
- AND WHAT ABOUT
THE SKI VACATION?
329
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,498
OR THAT BICYCLE TOUR?
330
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,066
WE DIDN'T GO ON THOSE EITHER
331
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,601
BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD TO WORK!
332
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:39,670
- WELL, FORGIVE ME
BECAUSE I CAN'T ALWAYS GET AWAY.
333
00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,506
- CAN'T ALWAYS?
LOOK AROUND.
334
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,874
THE WORD IS "NEVER."
335
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,676
NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!
336
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,878
DAMN SKIS!
337
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,614
- HERE YA GO.
338
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:50,848
BREAD AND CHEESE SLICES.
339
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,150
TOLD YOU MY WIFE COULD COOK.
340
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,451
- OH, EARL.
341
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,487
THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL
ABOUT CHEESE SANDWICHES.
342
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,588
- I'LL SAY.
343
00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:58,022
- IT'S JUST SIMPLE,
WHOLESOME FOOD,
344
00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,791
AND AIN'T NO SHAME IN SIMPLE
IF IT'S GOOD.
345
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:00,792
- WOW.
346
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,794
THAT'S REALLY, REALLY TRUE.
347
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,628
- YOU KIDS THINK YOU MIGHT WANT
ANOTHER SANDWICH
348
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,197
BEFORE YOUR POTATO CHIP
TASTE TEST?
349
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,464
- THAT DEPENDS.
350
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,233
ARE YOU GOING TO UNWRAP
THE CHEESE THIS TIME?
351
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,935
- SURE THING,
IF EARL WILL HELP ME.
352
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,271
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
353
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,374
- WHY THE HELL DID YOU AGREE
TO TRY THEIR POTATO CHIPS?
354
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,877
YOU THINK THE INBREEDING
ADDS TO THE FLAVOR?
355
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,879
- THESE PEOPLE KNOW
SOMETHING, JANEY.
356
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,781
THEY'RE FULL OF COUNTRY WISDOM.
357
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,216
- THEY'RE FULL OF
UNDIGESTED CELLOPHANE.
358
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,319
- THEY CAN HELP ME FIGURE OUT
WHERE SPIRAL WENT WRONG.
359
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,654
- YOU GUYS NEEDED A BREAK FROM
EACH OTHER, THAT'S ALL.
360
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,123
JESSE GETS ON NICK'S NERVES.
361
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,224
NICK GETS ON MAX'S NERVES.
362
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,625
YOU GET ON JESSE'S NERVES.
363
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,627
- JANEY, THAT'S CRAZY TALK.
364
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,896
HOW COULD I EVER
GET ON ANYONE'S NERVES?
365
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,265
- GUESS WHAT?
366
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,534
- WE FIGURED AS LONG AS WE WERE
UNWRAPPING THE CHEESE,
367
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,903
WE'D LET THE BREAD THAW OUT TOO.
368
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:48,740
- GET YOUR GRIZZLY BURGERS--
369
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,342
RARE, MEDIUM,
BUT ALWAYS WELL-DONE.
370
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,910
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
371
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,445
- HUNTING FOR MY DINNER,
372
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,614
AND I ONLY KILL
WHAT I PLAN TO EAT.
373
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,716
- NO ONE TAKES A BURGER
UNTIL I SAY SO.
374
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,883
I'VE GOT A WHOLE SYSTEM HERE.
375
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,386
IT'S ALL TIMED TO PERFECTION.
376
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,389
- I DIDN'T REALIZE THE BURGERS
WERE LANDING AT NORMANDY.
377
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,290
- THAT ONE'S YOURS.
YOU TOUCHED IT.
378
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,325
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN
IT'S READY.
379
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,628
- OKAY, I'LL BE ON THE TROOPSHIP
380
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,164
LEADING THE OTHER BURGERS
IN PRAYER.
381
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,799
- WOW, DARIA.
382
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,500
AREN'T YOU AFRAID
YOU'LL MAKE HIM MAD?
383
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:17,802
- WHAT DO I CARE?
384
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,004
- WELL, HE IS, LIKE,
THE BOSS OF THE CAMP.
385
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,005
- NO, HE'S NOT.
386
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,740
HE'S THE SELF-PROCLAIMED
DICTATOR
387
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,341
OF A NONEXISTENT EMPIRE.
388
00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:27,712
WHAT'S REALLY INFURIATING IS
HOW THESE ARTIFICIAL SOCIETIES
389
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,580
ARE MADE
FOR THESE PETTY TYRANTS.
390
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,082
- ARTIFICIAL SOCIETIES?
391
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,751
- YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE FORCED
TO COEXIST WITH PEOPLE
392
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,820
YOU'D NEVER SEEK OUT
ON YOUR OWN?
393
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,755
CAMP, SCHOOL...
394
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,756
LIFE.
395
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,924
- YEAH.
396
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,659
- HALF THESE PEOPLE
CAN'T STAND SKIP,
397
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,928
BUT NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE FIRST
TO CHALLENGE HIM
398
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,362
AND RISK ALIENATION.
399
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,697
SO WE FOLLOW THE HERD
400
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,233
AND END UP LEADING LIVES
OF QUIET DESPERATION.
401
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:53,037
- AT LEAST WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.
RIGHT, DARIA?
402
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,806
DARIA, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
403
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,274
AT LEAST WE'RE NOT
FOLLOWING THE CROWD.
404
00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,311
- AMELIA, LOOK AT YOURSELF.
- WHAT?
405
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,747
- YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME
AROUND SINCE I GOT HERE.
406
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:03,748
- SO?
407
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,882
- SO YOU'RE RIGHT.
408
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,317
I DON'T WANT TO BE
PART OF THE CROWD,
409
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,453
AND I DON'T WANT MY OWN CROWD
EITHER.
410
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,788
WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND
A QUIET CORNER SOMEWHERE
411
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,423
AND PRACTICE
BEING AN INDIVIDUAL?
412
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,391
- GOD, DARIA.
413
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,461
I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU.
414
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,597
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS,
BUT YOU DON'T LIKE ANYBODY.
415
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,798
- AMELIA.
416
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,533
- ATTENTION, GRIZZLIES.
417
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,734
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
418
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:24,802
ANTHEM TIME.
419
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,136
EVERYBODY!
420
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,739
♪ WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU ♪
421
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,141
♪ DEAR OLD CAMP GRIZZLY ♪
422
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,179
[people slowly join in]
♪ YOU'RE WITH US IN SUNSHINE ♪
423
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:38,249
♪ AND WEATHER MORE DRIZZLY ♪
424
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:46,790
- NOW, TRENT, HONEY,
425
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:47,925
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CHIP
426
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,461
AND YOU TRY TO GUESS
WHAT FLAVOR IT IS.
427
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,729
- HMM.
428
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,598
I DON'T REALLY TASTE ANYTHING.
429
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,632
- YOU HEAR THAT, EARL?
430
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,501
HE DOESN'T TASTE ANYTHING.
431
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,936
- TRY ANOTHER.
432
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,605
- NO, I STILL
DON'T TASTE ANYTHING.
433
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,873
- ALL RIGHT.
434
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,010
- FORGIVE ME FOR ASKING,
BUT WHAT FLAVOR ARE THESE?
435
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,545
BECAUSE I DON'T TASTE ANYTHING
EITHER.
436
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,779
- NO FLAVOR.
437
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,815
SEE, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH POTATO CHIPS TODAY,
438
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,882
THEY FIGHT THE DIP.
439
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,184
THAT'S WHAT THESE HAVE:
440
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,353
NO SALT, NO GREASE, NO TASTE.
NOTHING.
441
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,254
IT'S LIKE HAVING
A PIECE OF PAPER IN YOUR MOUTH.
442
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,790
THEY DON'T FIGHT THE DIP.
443
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,858
- I CAN SEE WHERE YOU TWO
WOULD COME DOWN
444
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,926
ON THE SIDE OF THE DIP.
445
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,027
- WAIT A MINUTE.
446
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,430
WHY MAKE POTATO CHIPS
WITH NO TASTE?
447
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,198
I'M GETTING CONFUSED.
448
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,800
- NOTHING CONFUSING
ABOUT IT, TRENT.
449
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,702
IT'S SIMPLE:
BACKWOODS JUNK FOOD
450
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,203
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC.
451
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,605
- HMM.
452
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:36,641
- HEY, YOU GUYS READY TO TRY
SOME OF OUR HOME-BOTTLED WATER?
453
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,046
- MAYBE I'LL JUST MOVE
TO A REST HOME
454
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,914
AND WAIT FOR YOU TO RETIRE.
455
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,416
MAYBE THEN YOU'LL FIND TIME
456
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:49,787
TO SPEND HALF AN HOUR
WITH OLD JAKEY!
457
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:50,954
- PUT THAT DOWN!
458
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,957
IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR SIZE.
459
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,092
- DAMN RIGHT!
460
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,226
AND WHAT PREPAID VACATION
WAS THIS FOR?
461
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,362
- ACTUALLY, JAKE,
462
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,196
IT WAS GOING TO BE A SURPRISE.
463
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,132
I BOOKED A CABIN FOR
LAST VALENTINE'S DAY,
464
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,600
BUT YOU HAD TO GO
465
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,169
TO THAT DOT-COM DOT-COM
CONVENTION INSTEAD.
466
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,406
SO YOU SEE, IT'S NOT ALWAYS MY
SCHEDULE THAT GETS IN THE WAY.
467
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,541
- OH, YEAH?
468
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,909
YOU WERE GOING TO SURPRISE ME?
469
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,910
REALLY?
470
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,211
- YES, I WAS.
471
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,680
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I STILL HAVE
SOME ROMANCE LEFT IN ME,
472
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:17,948
DAMN IT.
473
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,651
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.
474
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,955
- DO YOU MEAN IT, BIG JAKE?
475
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,155
click!
476
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,925
[clattering]
477
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,160
- DAMN SKIS!
478
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,296
- SO I SAID, "I DON'T CARE
HOW DANGEROUS IT IS;
479
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,331
"I WILL NOT GO OUT IN A BOAT
WEARING ONE OF THOSE
480
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,333
UNFLATTERING ORANGE-COLORED
THINGS."
481
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,768
[laughter]
482
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,204
- HEY, REMEMBER
THAT STUPID SQUARE DANCE?
483
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,605
- OH, THAT?
484
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,175
ALEX KROGER AND I DITCHED IT
AND WENT DOWN TO THE BEACH.
485
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,777
- QUINN, DID I HEAR YOU SAY
ALEX KROGER?
486
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,945
- YEAH.
487
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,413
TOO BAD HE DIDN'T MAKE
THE REUNION.
488
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,414
- ALEX KROGER?
489
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,716
MY DATE FOR THAT DANCE?
490
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,283
I WAITED FOR HIM ALL NIGHT.
491
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,487
- HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER
THOSE KEY CHAINS WE MADE
492
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,422
IN ARTS AND CRAFTS?
493
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,191
- HERE'S 50¢.
494
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,893
CALL ALEX AND ASK HIM
FOR A RIDE HOME.
495
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,829
- SORRY, QUINN.
496
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:05,929
- [sighs]
497
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:09,300
SO MUCH FOR BEING GIRLS
TOGETHER.
498
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,501
- BEFORE I RECOUNT
499
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,503
SOME OF MY FAVORITE
CAMP GRIZZLY MEMORIES,
500
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,538
LET'S GIVE IT UP
501
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,506
FOR THE GREATEST GRIZZLY
OF THEM ALL,
502
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,740
MR. POTTS.
503
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:17,875
[faint applause]
504
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,777
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
505
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,679
I ALSO WANT TO THANK
ALL MY TEAMMATES
506
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,046
IN THE COLOR WARS
OVER THE YEARS.
507
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,848
IN SEVEN YEARS
OF BEING A GRIZZLY,
508
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,084
I NEVER LOST A WAR.
509
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:31,589
- GEE, MAYBE I MISJUDGED HIM.
510
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,956
- GO GRIZZLIES!
511
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:33,957
GO GRIZZLIES!
512
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,792
- HOLD ON.
I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING.
513
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:36,793
- HEY, I'M TALKING!
514
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,061
- YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING.
515
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:41,198
GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE.
516
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,300
SINCE I'VE BEEN COMING
TO THIS CAMP,
517
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,703
I'VE BEEN DOING
WHATEVER SKIP TELLS ME TO,
518
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,905
EVEN WHEN I DIDN'T WANT TO
OR THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID.
519
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,574
- HEY!
520
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,742
- AND I NEVER CHALLENGED HIM
OR SAID ANYTHING
521
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,412
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK
BEING ALIENATED FROM THE GROUP.
522
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,613
- OH, NO.
523
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,080
- SO I LEARNED TO KEEP QUIET,
524
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,416
TO JUST FOLLOW THE HERD,
525
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,584
TO LEAD A LIFE
OF QUIET DESPERATION.
526
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,585
- THAT'S ENOUGH!
527
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,686
- SHUT UP!
- LET HER FINISH!
528
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,022
- BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
ANYMORE.
529
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,590
BECAUSE RETURNING
TO CAMP GRIZZLY
530
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,359
MEANT RENEWING MY ACQUAINTANCE
WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL,
531
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,562
A ROLE MODEL, AN INSPIRATION.
532
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,263
- PLEASE DON'T SAY MY NAME.
533
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,765
- DARIA MORGENDORFFER.
534
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,568
YOU KNOW, THE WEIRD KID?
535
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,036
- OH, THAT GIRL?
536
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,804
- SURE, SHE'S UNPLEASANT.
537
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,373
SURE, SHE'S ANTISOCIAL.
538
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,975
SURE, SHE SAYS
WHATEVER'S ON HER MIND
539
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,545
WITHOUT ANY REGARD
FOR OTHERS' FEELINGS.
540
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,346
BUT AT LEAST SHE THINKS
FOR HERSELF
541
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:30,882
AND MARCHES TO HER OWN DRUMMER.
542
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:34,084
SO FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING
TO START THINKING FOR MYSELF,
543
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,286
JUST LIKE DARIA,
544
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,687
AND I DON'T CARE
IF I END UP LIKE HER,
545
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,988
WITH NO FRIENDS.
546
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,625
I NEVER WANT TO SEE
THIS STUPID CAMPGROUND AGAIN.
547
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,993
[cheers]
548
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:44,528
- YOU CAN'T JUST GET UP HERE
AND RAG ON CAMP GRIZZLY.
549
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,829
IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TEAM,
550
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,265
GO HANG OUT
WITH YOUR LOSER, WEIRDO FRIEND.
551
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,501
- I DON'T WANT TO BE
PART OF YOUR TEAM, SKIP.
552
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,936
AND I DON'T THINK ANYONE HERE
REALLY DOES.
553
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,705
SO HERE'S YOUR GRIZZLY T-SHIRT
BACK!
554
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,375
[angry shouts]
555
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,376
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
556
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,910
MR. POTTS, MAKE THEM STOP!
557
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,379
THEY'RE DEFILING
THE GRIZZLY NAME.
558
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,081
- SKIP, YOU TAKE ALL THIS
WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
559
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,516
THIS IS A CAMP,
560
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,785
A PLACE PARENTS SEND THEIR KIDS
TO GET THEM OUT OF THEIR HAIR
561
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:08,952
FOR A FEW WEEKS.
562
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,488
DON'T MAKE IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
563
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,724
- I WANT TO GO HOME!
564
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,765
- I'M REALLY GLAD YOU LIKED
MY SPEECH, DARIA.
565
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,768
UM, I HOPE I DIDN'T
HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
566
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,771
- HEY, IT TAKES MORE
THAN JUST WORDS TO HURT ME,
567
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,473
UNLESS THEY HAPPEN TO BE
PARTICULARLY TRUTHFUL WORDS
568
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,376
STRUNG TOGETHER IN EXCEPTIONALLY
OBSERVANT SENTENCES.
569
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,611
- AMELIA, THANKS
FOR TELLING OFF THAT JERK.
570
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,446
AND, DARIA,
I GUESS I NEVER KNEW
571
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,982
YOU COULD BE
SUCH AN INSPIRATION.
572
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,183
SEE YOU AROUND.
573
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,085
- SEE, WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
574
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,420
ALL THESE YEARS DARIA
WAS THE CAMP DARLING,
575
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,722
AND SHE KEPT IT FROM US.
576
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,856
- NO, I DIDN'T--
577
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,392
- WOW, DARIA'S SECRETLY POPULAR.
578
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,460
THAT'S GOING TO TAKE
SOME GETTING USED TO.
579
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,330
- I WASN'T POPULAR, I TELL YOU.
580
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,500
- WHEN WE GET BACK, CAN I TRY ON
YOUR "MISS CAMP GRIZZLY" SASH?
581
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,401
- UGH.
582
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,769
- TOLD YOU THAT WOULD GET HER.
583
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,039
- YEAH, AT LEAST THE TRIP
WASN'T A TOTAL LOSS.
584
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,743
- AND THAT'S HOW
A SIMPLE COMMENT
585
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,145
ABOUT A $2 COOKIE
586
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,847
TURNED INTO
"LITTLE HELL ON THE PRAIRIE."
587
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,348
- WOW.
588
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,684
TRENT, I HOPE YOU WEREN'T
TOO BUMMED BY THAT WHOLE THING.
589
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,953
I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
THOSE PEOPLE HAD SOME INSIGHT
590
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,656
AND THEY TURNED OUT
TO BE IDIOTS,
591
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,025
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD
GIVE UP ON THE BAND.
592
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,794
- TRENT?
593
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,763
- ♪ YOUR COOKIES ARE LAME ♪
594
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,431
♪ YOUR CHIPS ARE THE SAME ♪
595
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,635
♪ YOU GET NO RESPECT,
'CAUSE... ♪
596
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,436
- YOU'RE MISSING THE TRAIN?
597
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,905
- MY SOUL'S WAVES OF GRAIN?
598
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,839
- ♪ YOU'RE NOT WHAT YOU CLAIM ♪
599
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,942
♪ POSEUR EXPOSED ♪
600
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,710
♪ HOSER DE-HOSED ♪
601
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,512
♪ I SHOULD STEP ON YOUR TOES ♪
602
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,914
♪ YOU'RE DEPOSED ♪
603
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,449
- SOMETHING TELLS ME
THE SPIRAL LIVES.
604
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:46,450
- OH, YEAH.
605
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:47,818
THE FIRE IS BACK.
606
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,119
- YOU WANT A TUMS?
607
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,355
- YOU KNOW, I KEEP THINKING
WE FORGOT SOMETHING.
608
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,190
EH, MUST NOT BE IMPORTANT.
609
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,093
- OH, QUINN GOT A RIDE
WITH A FRIEND.
610
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,764
- AND WHERE DOES SHE GET OFF
ATTACKING CAMP GRIZZLY,
611
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,298
WHEN SHE'S BEEN
THE WORST CAMPER EVER
612
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,532
AND DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO SING
613
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,868
AND NEVER EVEN WON ANYTHING?
614
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,435
YOU KNOW, CAMP BUILDS CHARACTER,
615
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,670
AND IF YOUR NOT TOUGH ENOUGH--
616
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,739
- COULD YOU JUST BE QUIET
FOR A WHILE?
617
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,908
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
618
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,911
[grungy rock music]
619
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:21,852
♪ ♪
620
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:28,325
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
621
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:33,097
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
622
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,365
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
623
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,301
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