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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- SO THIS NEW
FASHIONVISION SERIES,
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BEHIND THE UNTOLD STORY
OF THE SUPERMODELS,
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REVEALS WHAT THE SUPERMODELS'
LIVES WERE LIKE
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WHEN THEY WERE
JUST PLAIN MODELS.
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- THAI PEANUT SAUCE A LA JAKE
IS COMPLETE-O.
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WHO WANTS THE FIRST BITE?
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- YOU PICK, MOM.
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IT'LL BE LIKE SOPHIE'S CHOICE.
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- THIS IS A WHOLE
DIFFERENT RECIPE
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FROM THE LAST BATCH.
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- I HOPE SO.
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IT TOOK THREE DAYS TO GET
THE SMELL OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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- EXPERIMENT
WITH A LITTLE WASABI,
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AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S A CRITIC.
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DAMN IT, HELEN,
YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET
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WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS.
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- CAN I HAVE AN OMELET?
- NO.
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- HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS TO BREAK?
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- ANYWAY, THEY WERE
JUST ABOUT TO SHOW
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VERONIQUE'S MAKEUP BAG
FROM HIGH SCHOOL
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WHEN THE DELIVERY GUY
RANG THE DOORBELL
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WITH DARIA'S PACKAGE.
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WHAT IS WITH
THOSE BROWN UNIFORMS?
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- UM, THIS PACKAGE,
DID IT RUN AWAY BY ITSELF
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OR HOP A LONESOME
FREIGHT TRAIN WEST?
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- IT'S IN THE LIVING ROOM
SOMEWHERE.
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NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND OUT
WHAT WAS IN THAT MAKEUP BAG.
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- COME ON.
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WHY ISN'T ANYONE DIGGING IN?
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IT'S MMM-MMM GOOD.
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[gagging]
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- EWW!
DAD'S SICK.
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- [sighs]
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I'LL HEAT UP SOME LASAGNA
WHILE YOU THROW THAT OUT.
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- DAMN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
COOKBOOKS.
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- AND NOT IN THE SINK.
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I DON'T WANT IT
EATING THROUGH THE PIPES.
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- I WORK ALL DAY,
AND I COME HOME...
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- WHAT IS THAT?
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- MY PEOPLE CALL THEM BOOKS.
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HUH, A FIRST EDITION.
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TOM MUST HAVE FOUND IT
ON THE WEB.
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- OH, HOW SWEET.
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- HE BOUGHT YOU A USED BOOK?
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WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND IS HE?
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- A BOYFRIEND WHO CARES ENOUGH
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TO KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT
TO DARIA.
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- NOW I'M SICK.
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- WELL, LOTS OF GUYS CARE
ABOUT ME.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE
WOULD SETTLE FOR JUST ONE.
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- QUINN, IT'S A SPECIAL THING
TO FIND SOMEONE SO COMPATIBLE
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YOU WANT TO SEE THEM
EXCLUSIVELY.
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HAVING A STEADY BOYFRIEND
TAKES MATURITY AND PERSPECTIVE.
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- I'M MATURE.
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- AND YOU HAVE THE TEDDY BEAR
EARRINGS TO PROVE IT.
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- YOU KNOW, DARIA,
DAD AND I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
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TO REALLY GET TO KNOW TOM.
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WHY DON'T YOU INVITE HIM
OVER FOR DINNER?
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- BECAUSE I HAVEN'T TAKEN
COMPLETE LEAVE OF MY SENSES.
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- CAN I BRING A BOYFRIEND TOO?
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- IF AND WHEN YOU GET
A STEADY BOYFRIEND, QUINN,
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WE'D LOVE TO HIM FOR DINNER.
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- DO WE HAVE TO DIP HIM
IN THAT PEANUT SAUCE
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BEFORE WE EAT HIM?
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- HEY.
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- WHAT NIGHT IS GOOD
FOR TOM TO COME OVER?
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- HMM.
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ANYTIME AFTER ARMAGEDDON
IS FINE.
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- I SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE
ALL DAY, AND FOR WHAT?
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- IT'S TO KEEP HIM
OFF THE STREETS, RIGHT?
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- MAYBE IF I USE LESS CHILI OIL.
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HEY!
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DAMN SKATE PUNKS
ARE TEARING UP THE STREETS.
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TODAY IT'S TRASH CANS,
TOMORROW MAILBOXES,
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AND THEN...
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YOU WON'T GET MY SHRUBS!
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
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YOU WON'T GET MY SHRUBS!
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- SO YOUR MOTHER
ACTUALLY GOT AROUND
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TO INVITING TOM OVER
FOR DINNER.
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- I KNOW.
SOME WORKAHOLIC.
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- RELAX.
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GET YOUR FATHER STARTED
ON MILITARY SCHOOL,
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AND THE EVENING WILL BE OVER
BEFORE IT BEGINS.
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- THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.
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- WHAT?
THAT HE'LL EMBARRASS YOU?
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THAT'S WHAT PARENTS ARE FOR.
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- IT'S MORE
THAT HE'LL PROVIDE TOM
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WITH A FESTIVE NIGHT
OF SUBTLE MOCKERY.
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MY DAD DESERVES BETTER
THAN THAT--SORT OF.
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- WELL, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GIVING TOM ENOUGH CREDIT.
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HE NEVER ONCE SAID AN UNKIND
WORD TO MY PARENTS.
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- HE NEVER MET YOUR PARENTS.
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- OH, YEAH.
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I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU CAN GET YOUR FATHER
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TO GO OFF TO GREECE
FOR SIX MONTHS
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TO SKETCH THE SUNSET.
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- MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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MAYBE DAD'LL BE RELATIVELY CALM
AND TOM WILL BITE HIS TONGUE
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AND A GOOD TIME
WILL BE HAD BY ALL.
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- YOU'RE GONNA FORGET
TO TELL TOM ABOUT THIS
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AND HOPE THE WHOLE THING
GOES AWAY.
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- I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN.
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- QUINN HAS REQUESTED
THIS EMERGENCY MEETING
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OF THE FASHION CLUB TO MAKE
A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
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- I KNEW CAMOUFLAGE
WOULD COME BACK.
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I KNEW IT!
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- IT'S NOT CAMOUFLAGE, STACY.
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I'VE, UM, DECIDED TO GET
A STEADY BOYFRIEND.
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- QUINN, IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA
OF A JOKE,
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PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LOOK UP
THE WORD "HUH"
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IN THE DICTIONARY.
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- SANDI, I'M SERIOUS.
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IT'S A SPECIAL THING
TO FIND SOMEONE SO EXCLUSIVE
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YOU WANT TO SEE THEM COMPATIBLY.
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- YOU MEAN YOU'RE ONLY GONNA
DATE ONE GUY FROM NOW ON
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AND NOT ANY OTHER GUYS?
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- BUT, QUINN, THINK
OF WHAT YOU'LL BE MISSING,
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ALL THE GIFTS AND CASH PRIZES.
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- ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I THINK IT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA.
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- UM, ME TOO.
- GREAT IDEA.
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- WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?
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- GEE, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT.
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- WELL, THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT
DECISION, QUINN,
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NOT ONE TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.
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HOW ABOUT CRAIG?
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HIS PARENTS PUT IN A POOL.
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- BUT HE JUST GOT
THAT BAD HAIRCUT.
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EWW.
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- OH, RIGHT.
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HMM.
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MARK WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD
WITH YOU.
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- BUT HE'S COLOR-BLIND.
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HE COULD PICK OUT
THE WRONG SCARF FOR ME
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OR SOMETHING.
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- I KNOW.
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LET'S MAKE A LIST
OF QUALIFICATIONS,
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YOU KNOW, LIKE HE HAS TO BE
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AT LEAST 3 INCHES TALLER
THAN YOU
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AND DRIVE A CAR
WITH A LEATHER INTERIOR.
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- NO MOLES.
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- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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YOU GUYS ARE SO CARING.
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- THAT'S OUR JOB, QUINN,
TO CARE.
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AND YOUR JOB IS TO PICK
A BOYFRIEND BEFORE THE WEEKEND
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SO WE CAN CONFIRM OUR SCHEDULES.
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- UH, I GUESS I'D BETTER
GET TO WORK.
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- GEE, MAYBE WE SHOULD
ALL GET BOYFRIENDS.
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- WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
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WITH QUINN GONE,
THERE WILL BE MORE GUYS
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FOR THE REST OF US.
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- SANDI HELPED ME BREAK MY LIST
INTO THREE CATEGORIES:
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LOOKS, POPULARITY,
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AND HOW WELL HIS HAIR
MATCHES MY CLOTHES.
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- YOU KNOW, QUINN,
LOOKS AND POPULARITY
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AREN'T REALLY WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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- THEN WHAT IS?
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- THE ABILITY
TO FIX MAJOR APPLIANCES.
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- HMM, YES.
I CAN SEE THAT.
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- WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
IS THAT YOU FIND
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SOMEONE YOU ENJOY BEING WITH.
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- YOU MEAN LIKE
HOW I ENJOYED KYLE
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TAKING ME TO LE EATS
LAST NIGHT?
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- I MEAN SOMEONE
YOU CAN GET ALONG WITH
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FOR MORE THAN ONE EVENING,
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WHO CAN SHARE
YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS,
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YOUR TRIUMPHS
AND DISAPPOINTMENTS,
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SOMEONE YOU LOOK FORWARD
TO SEEING DAY AFTER DAY,
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WEEK AFTER WEEK,
MONTH AFTER MONTH,
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YEAR AFTER YEAR,
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THE SAME OLD COMPLAINTS
ABOUT HIS UNCARING FATHER.
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GOD, IS HE EVER GOING
TO GET OVER IT?
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- M-UH-OM!
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THAT'S SO BORING.
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- UM, NOT AT ALL.
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THAT'S COMPATIBILITY.
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- I THINK I'LL FINISH THIS
UPSTAIRS.
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MOVING ON TO COMPATIBILITY.
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WHAT COLOR OF JACKET
WOULD YOU WEAR
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TO MATCH MY MAUVE SANDALS?
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- UM, LEATHER?
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- CAN YOU FIX MAJOR APPLIANCES?
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- I SET THE CLOCK
ON MY VCR ONCE.
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- IF I WAS STRANDED
ON A DESERTED ISLAND,
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WHAT IS THE ONE ITEM
YOU'D BRING ME?
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- A BOAT...
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WITH FLARES AND LIFEBOATS
AND THE COAST GUARD AND--
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AND THE NAVY.
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- WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
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THE CORRECT ANSWER IS SUNSCREEN.
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- WOW, TEN INTERVIEWS
IN TEN MINUTES.
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SHE REALLY SHOULD
CONSIDER A CAREER
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IN BROADCAST JOURNALISM.
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- TONIGHT ON 60 SECONDS...
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- DAMN YOU, KIDS!
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I'M GOING TO SET UP ONE OF THOSE
HIDDEN SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS!
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I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED
THAT LAST PART OUT.
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- [chittering]
- YAAH!
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YOU'RE NO KID, DAMN IT!
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- ANDY HAS THE BEST SHOULDERS,
BUT PETER HAS A BETTER JAWLINE.
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- YEAH, I AGREE.
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- QUINN, THE WEEKEND
IS ALMOST UPON US,
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AND YOU HAVE YET TO CHOOSE
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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- SANDI, I KNOW.
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I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN,
BUT I JUST CAN'T DECIDE,
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BECAUSE WHAT IF THE ONE
I THINK IS THE RIGHT ONE
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TURNS OUT TO BE THE WRONG ONE
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AND THE WRONG ONE
IS THE RIGHT ONE
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OR ONE OF THE RIGHT ONES?
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- THIS IS THE HARDEST
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AND MOST IMPORTANT DECISION
YOU'LL EVER HAVE TO MAKE.
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- I KNOW.
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STACY, DO YOU STILL HAVE
THAT MAGIC 8-BALL?
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- HEY, QUINN,
DID YOU PICK A BOYFRIEND YET?
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- IS IT ONE OF US?
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- LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, ME?
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- WELL, UH...
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- COME ON, QUINN.
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DON'T KEEP YOUR FUTURE
BOYFRIEND WAITING.
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- OKAY, OKAY.
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I'VE DECIDED THAT
MY BOYFRIEND WILL BE...
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EENIE, MEENIE, MINEY, MOE,
CATCH A BOYFRIEND BY THE TOE.
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MY MOTHER SAID TO PICK THIS ONE.
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JAMIE.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- [groans]
- [groans]
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- HEY, GUYS.
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- QUINN.
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QUINN, THERE GOES
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
231
00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,359
- SO?
232
00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,094
- SO HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.
233
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RUN TO HIM, QUINN.
234
00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,263
- OH, YEAH.
235
00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,699
HEY!
JAMIE, YOU IDIOT!
236
00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:51,670
- OKAY, LET'S DIVIDE UP
ALL OF THE GUYS AT SCHOOL.
237
00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,104
I'VE DEVISED A DRAFT SYSTEM
238
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SIMILAR TO THAT USED
BY THE WNBA.
239
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[alternative music]
240
00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,882
♪ ♪
241
00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,684
- DARIA, LET'S PICK A NIGHT
FOR TOM TO COME OVER.
242
00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:07,785
HOW'S FRIDAY?
243
00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,287
- SORRY.
NO GOOD.
244
00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,056
IT'S THE DAY AFTER THURSDAY.
245
00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,058
- WELL, HOW ABOUT
SATURDAY, THEN?
246
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,260
- I'LL BE GEARING UP FOR SUNDAY.
247
00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,627
- DARIA, IS THERE SOME REASON
248
00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,563
YOU DON'T WANT
TO INVITE TOM OVER?
249
00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:21,499
- DAMN SQUIRRELS ARE NOTHING
BUT RATS WITH FLUFFY TAILS!
250
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,769
WELL, TO CATCH A RAT,
YOU GOT TO THINK LIKE A RAT.
251
00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,338
WHERE'S THE CHEESE?
252
00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,407
- MOM, DAD, IT'S OFFICIAL.
253
00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,376
JAMIE IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND.
254
00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,478
THEREFORE, I WILL NO LONGER
BE ACCEPTING
255
00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,113
UNSOLICITED CALLS
FROM OTHER BOYS.
256
00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,048
- GIVE ME CHEESE.
I WANT CHEESE.
257
00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,450
- UM, DAD, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HEART AND WHATNOT?
258
00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,451
- I DON'T HAVE A HEART.
259
00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,853
I'M A FLUFFY RAT.
260
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,155
[laughs]
261
00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,156
- DARIA...
262
00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,958
[cell phone rings]
263
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,159
HELLO.
264
00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,360
REALLY?
265
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,996
SUING UNICEF?
266
00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,932
ERIC, IS THAT A GOOD MOVE,
PUBLIC RELATIONS-WISE?
267
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,501
WELL, YES,
IT IS A LOT OF PENNIES.
268
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:59,671
- IT WAS A VERY
DIFFICULT DECISION,
269
00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:03,541
I MEAN, PICKING JAMIE
FOR MY BOYFRIEND.
270
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,777
MUCH CONTEMPLATION
WAS INVOLVED.
271
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,813
- IF HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND,
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WITH HIM?
272
00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,048
YOU SHOULD BE TOGETHER
ALL THE TIME.
273
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,918
THAT'S WHAT GIRLFRIENDS DO,
YOU KNOW.
274
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,253
- WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS WITH TOM.
275
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,188
- BUT WE DON'T GO
TO THE SAME SCHOOL.
276
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:21,659
IF WE DID, WE'D BE TOGETHER
BEFORE SCHOOL, AFTER SCHOOL,
277
00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,962
IN BETWEEN MEALS
AND AFTER SNACKS,
278
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,597
AND THEN ON THE PHONE ALL NIGHT.
279
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,998
- BUT--
280
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,433
- IN FACT, YOU SHOULD BE
WITH JAMIE RIGHT NOW,
281
00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,368
UNLESS YOU WANT
TO CAUSE PROBLEMS
282
00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,538
THIS EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP.
283
00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,705
- [sighs]
284
00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,775
A GIRLFRIEND'S WORK
IS NEVER DONE.
285
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,643
- WELL, IF WE'RE GONNA SUE
THE BASTARDS,
286
00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,845
I SAY GET 'EM
RIGHT AFTER HALLOWEEN
287
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,147
WHEN THEY'RE FLUSH.
288
00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,015
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
289
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,216
- [groaning]
290
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,483
GOD! DAAAH!
291
00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:47,484
DAMN IT!
292
00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:48,820
YAAAH!
293
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,222
- YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR FATHER'S BEHAVIOR.
294
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,758
- LOOK, I UNDERSTAND HIM.
- REALLY?
295
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,694
- BUT HE MIGHT BE
A LITTLE OFF-PUTTING
296
00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:59,631
TO SOMEONE WHO'S NOT, UM,
BLOOD RELATED.
297
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,133
THEY MIGHT NOT
APPRECIATE HIS, UM,
298
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,936
ENERGETIC REACTIONS
TO CERTAIN STIMULI.
299
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,738
- STIMULI?
WHAT STIMULI?
300
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,273
- OH, YOU KNOW,
EVERYTHING.
301
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,474
- [sighs]
302
00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,077
DARIA, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
303
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,479
I'LL HAVE A TALK WITH
YOUR FATHER ABOUT HIS CONDUCT.
304
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,980
YOU CALL TOM ABOUT DINNER.
305
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,248
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
306
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:21,019
- DIDN'T OUR DEALS
USED TO INVOLVE CASH?
307
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,754
- NOW, ACCORDING TO WAIF,
308
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,957
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
OF COMMUNICATING IS LISTENING.
309
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,858
- YEAH, NOBODY EVER LISTENS
WHEN I--
310
00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:31,129
- OH, LOOK, A QUIZ ON WHAT
YOUR EYE SHADOW SAYS ABOUT YOU.
311
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:35,467
MY FAVORITE SHADE IS:
"A", BLUE, "B," UMBER...
312
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,602
STACY SAYS THOSE HIPPIE PEOPLE
IN THE '60s
313
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,170
DIDN'T EVEN WEAR EYE SHADOW.
314
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,406
I MEAN, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
315
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,441
I SAID, "WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?"
316
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,143
- UM, I KNOW?
317
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,312
- CREAM SHADOWS
CAN GET STUCK IN CREASES,
318
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,247
NOT THAT I HAVE ANY CREASES,
319
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,282
BUT I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN
TO OTHER PEOPLE.
320
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,017
DO YOU PREFER
THE GLITZY LOOK OF CREAMS,
321
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,052
OR THE MORE NATURAL LOOK
OF PRESSED POWDERS?
322
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,421
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
323
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,755
JAMIE?
324
00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,024
JAMIE, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
TO ME.
325
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,826
- OF COURSE I AM.
326
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,261
UM, CREASES SUCK.
327
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,662
- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING.
328
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,797
YOU DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT KIND
OF EYE SHADOW I WEAR.
329
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:07,999
- QUINN, I'M SORRY.
330
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,066
- FORGET IT.
IT'S OVER.
331
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,969
- QUINN, COME BACK.
332
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,639
- I'VE GOT YOU NOW, FLUFF RAT!
333
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,277
OH, MR. WHISKERS.
334
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,980
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE,
YOU SILLY KITTY?
335
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,382
YOU SHOULD BE NEXT DOOR
IN YOUR COZY, WARM--
336
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,383
- [meows]
- DAAAAH!
337
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,418
DAMN IT!
338
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,986
- MEET THE FLY-FISHING
PATHOLOGIST
339
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:31,155
WHO USES HUMAN ORGANS AS BAIT.
340
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,025
A LIVER RUNS THROUGH IT,
NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
341
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,460
- IF JAMIE CALLS,
I'M NOT SPEAKING TO HIM.
342
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,862
- HOW ABOUT IF HE DOESN'T?
343
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,998
- MY NEW BOYFRIEND IS JOEY,
SO PUT HIM THROUGH IMMEDIATELY.
344
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,602
- HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND
345
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,504
AT FOOTBALL PRACTICE RIGHT NOW?
346
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,606
- IT'S TOO HUMID.
MY HAIR MIGHT FRIZZ.
347
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,475
- BRITTANY'S THERE
SUPPORTING KEVIN.
348
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,776
SHE'S GOT HAIR.
349
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,378
- SHE'S A CHEERLEADER.
SHE HAS TO GO.
350
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,880
- I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER,
351
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,549
AND I GO TO ALL
OF TOM'S LUGE RACES.
352
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:02,186
I GUESS YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THOSE
UNSUPPORTIVE GIRLFRIENDS.
353
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,388
- MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE
SOME FRIZZ-PROOF CONDITIONER
354
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,390
AT THE DRUGSTORE.
355
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,226
- JAKE, DEAR.
356
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,794
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SUNDAY NIGHT.
357
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,496
TOM'S COMING OVER, AND IT WOULD
MEAN A LOT TO DARIA
358
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,632
IF WE WERE BOTH
ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR.
359
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,000
- THE CHEESE DIDN'T WORK.
360
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,468
DO SQUIRRELS LIKE SALAMI?
361
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,337
- JAKE, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
362
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,539
I WANT YOU TO GIVE
THIS SQUIRREL HUNT A REST
363
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,740
WHILE TOM'S HERE.
364
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,042
- OH, UM, SURE.
365
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,443
YOU CAN COUNT ON OLD JAKEY.
366
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,644
- THANK YOU, HONEY.
367
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,646
- BESIDES, BY THE TIME
TOM GETS HERE,
368
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,115
I'LL BE WEARING
A SQUIRREL-SKIN CAP ON MY HEAD
369
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,516
AND DANCING A VICTORY JIG.
370
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,218
- [sighs]
371
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,654
- I WONDER IF HE'D GO
FOR BACON BITS.
372
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,357
- I REALLY MISS YOU TOO, STACY.
373
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,160
IT'S SO HARD TO SEE YOUR FRIENDS
AND GO SHOPPING AND STUFF
374
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,496
WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO BE WITH--
WHEN YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
375
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,831
OF COURSE, COMMITMENT
IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
376
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,666
- HELLO, BELLEVUE?
377
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:49,967
- SANDI'S BEEN DATING KYLE?
378
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,102
BUT I THOUGHT KYLE LIKED ME.
379
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,939
I KNOW, I KNOW, BOYFRIEND,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
380
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,340
SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING TONIGHT?
381
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,475
- THE USUAL.
382
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,843
CAST A FEW SPELLS,
383
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,346
THEN A QUICK BROOMSTICK RIDE
BEFORE BED.
384
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,147
- BUT I LOVE GUYS 2 GUYS.
385
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,084
I CAN'T BELIEVE JOEY'S NOT
TAKING ME TO THAT CONCERT.
386
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,085
[doorbell rings]
387
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,853
THERE HE IS.
GOTTA GO.
388
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,621
- HI, QUINN!
389
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,955
- UM, CHANGE OF PLANS.
390
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,225
YOU'RE TAKING ME
TO THE GUYS 2 GUYS CONCERT.
391
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,160
- BUT YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO GO TO MARGE LA CUISINE!
392
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,461
TONIGHT'S THEIR OPEN --
393
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,297
- FORGET WHAT I SAID.
I WANT TO GO TO THE CONCERT.
394
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,798
- BUT, QUINN, IT'S SOLD OUT.
- FINE!
395
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,833
IF YOU WON'T TAKE ME,
THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T CARE!
396
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,269
YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE
UNSUPPORTIVE BOYFRIENDS!
397
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,437
- BUT, QUINN!
- FORGET IT!
398
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,605
IT'S TOO LATE!
IT'S OVER!
399
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,907
- QUINN, WAIT!
400
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,808
- WOW.
A WHOLE DAY.
401
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,476
AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE
THE MEMORIES.
402
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,644
- I GIVE UP.
403
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,712
THIS BOYFRIEND STUFF
IS TOO TIME-CONSUMING.
404
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:38,049
- DARIA, I, UM,
SPOKE TO YOUR FATHER.
405
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,550
WE'RE ALL SET FOR SUNDAY NIGHT.
406
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,519
AND, QUINN, WHY DON'T YOU INVITE
YOUR BOYFRIEND TOO?
407
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:45,089
- UM, MY BOYFRIEND?
- WHY NOT?
408
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,892
I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE
IN A STEADY RELATIONSHIP.
409
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,594
IT SHOWS A LOT
OF PERSONAL GROWTH.
410
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,196
- OH, OKAY, I'LL INVITE HIM.
411
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,298
AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT
WHO HE IS.
412
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,368
[laid-back electronic music]
413
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,838
♪ ♪
414
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,742
- JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF
415
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,711
THAT SOMEDAY YOU'LL LOOK BACK
ON TONIGHT AND LAUGH.
416
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,247
- ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAID
TO LINCOLN?
417
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,348
- TOM, I...
418
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,983
- DARIA, I DON'T MIND.
REALLY.
419
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,918
IT'LL BE INTERESTING
GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FOLKS.
420
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,822
- SPEAKING OF INTERESTING,
MY FATHER CAN BE A LITTLE...
421
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:18,856
ECCENTRIC.
422
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,991
- SO I'VE HEARD.
- FROM WHO?
423
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,159
- YOU.
- OH, YEAH.
424
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,096
I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T
INTENTIONALLY SAY ANYTHING
425
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,497
TO UPSET HIM.
426
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,533
IT'S JUST THAT HE'S KIND OF,
UM, SENSITIVE.
427
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,002
- SO NO BRIGHT LIGHTS
OR LOUD NOISES?
428
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,003
- TOM.
429
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,237
- DON'T WORRY.
430
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,572
I WANT HIM TO LIKE ME TOO,
YOU KNOW.
431
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,007
- AHEM.
EXCUSE ME.
432
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,876
MY NEW SERIOUS BOYFRIEND, JEFFY,
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE,
433
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,845
AND I'D LIKE IT IF YOU TWO
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
434
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,179
TO EMBARRASS ME.
435
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,848
- I GUESS THE BEAR SUITS
ARE OUT.
436
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,516
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND JEFFY
BEEN A COUPLE?
437
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,384
- IT'S NOT THE QUANTITY
OF TIME;
438
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,853
IT'S THE QUALITY.
439
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,956
- YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT
NEGLECTFUL MOTHER ONE DAY.
440
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,491
SPEAKING OF SERIOUS,
441
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,727
THANKS FOR GETTING US
THOSE ADJOINING CEMETERY PLOTS.
442
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,229
NOW I KNOW YOU CARE.
443
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,697
- OH, MY PLEASURE.
444
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,965
- THAT'S GROSS!
445
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,600
- NO, THAT'S COMMITMENT.
446
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,102
RIGHT, SNOOKLES?
447
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,102
- OH, YOU!
448
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,137
- SNOOKLES?
449
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,404
[doorbell rings]
450
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,906
- HI, JEFFY!
451
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,175
I MEAN, UH, JEFFY LUBE.
452
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,610
- UM, HEY, QUINN.
453
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,445
- I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT OUR CEMETERY PLOTS,
454
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,380
BUT NOT NOW.
455
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,550
- WE'RE SO GLAD
YOU TWO CAME OVER.
456
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,452
- THANKS FOR INVITING US,
MRS. MORGENDORFFER.
457
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,453
- UM, YEAH.
458
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,754
- NO PROBLEMO.
459
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,923
IT'S GREAT TO HAVE SOME MEN
AROUND THE HOUSE.
460
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,692
THIS PLACE COULD DO
WITH A LITTLE SCRATCHING
461
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,327
AND SWEATING NOW AND THEN,
RIGHT, GUYS?
462
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,761
- [clears throat]
- HUH?
463
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,363
- SO, WHAT'S NEW,
MR. MORGENDORFFER?
464
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,366
- NOT TOO MUCH, TOM, MY MAN.
NOT TOO MUCH.
465
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,068
EXCEPT THERE'S THIS SQUIRREL.
466
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,769
HE'S BEEN TERRORIZING
THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
467
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,072
DIGGING UP YARDS
AND KNOCKING OVER TRASH CANS
468
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,607
WITH A SINGLE FLIP
OF HIS TAIL.
469
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,143
- JAKE, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
- BUT HE ASKED.
470
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,944
- I'M WITH YOU,
MR. MORGENDORFFER.
471
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,980
SOME SQUIRRELS GOT
INTO OUR CELLAR LAST WINTER
472
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,181
AND ATE UP ALL THE WHEAT THINS.
473
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,482
- TOM.
- WHAT? THEY DID.
474
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,985
- JEFFY, WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE
SUBJECTS IN SCHOOL?
475
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,320
- I CAUGHT A SQUIRREL ONCE.
- JEFFY!
476
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,755
- YOU DID?
HOW?
477
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,157
- THEY REALLY LIKE
PEANUT BUTTER.
478
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,658
- PEANUT BUTTER.
YEAH!
479
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,194
I BET THAI PEANUT SAUCE
WOULD WORK GREAT!
480
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,263
AND I WHIPPED UP A NEW BATCH
JUST LAST NIGHT.
481
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,598
- JAKE, YOU DIDN'T!
482
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,566
- I SMELLED SOMETHING
AT BREAKFAST,
483
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,802
BUT I JUST THOUGHT
A NEIGHBOR HAD DIED.
484
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,070
[cell phone rings]
485
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,772
- JAKE, YOU PROMISED YOU'D--
HELLO, ERIC.
486
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,840
THIS IS A BAD TIME.
487
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,508
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMILY--
488
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,011
YES, OF COURSE I KNEW
UNICEF'S A CHARITY.
489
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,513
NO, IT'S UNIROYAL
THAT MAKES THE TIRES.
490
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,681
- HEY JEFFY.
491
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,416
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME
SET UP THE TRAP?
492
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,750
- SURE!
- JEFFY!
493
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:27,918
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT,
494
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,355
OUR COMMITMENT
TO COMPATIBLE EXCLUSIVITY,
495
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,622
OR SOME STUPID SQUIRREL?
496
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,890
- LOOK, THERE IT IS!
497
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,392
- LET'S GO!
498
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,393
- TOM?
499
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,929
- JEFFY!
500
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,398
- I GUESS THAT ANSWERS
501
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,868
THE "WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT"
QUESTION.
502
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,404
WELL, THINGS HAVE TURNED OUT
EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN--
503
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,771
- AUGH!
504
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,541
I CAN'T BELIEVE JEFFY
JUST DESERTED ME LIKE THAT.
505
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,075
I'LL NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
506
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,278
I'LL NEVER BE IN A RELATIONSHIP
LIKE YOU AND TOM.
507
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,713
I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE.
508
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,049
- HMM.
509
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,985
DO I DO THE SISTERLY THING
AND CONSOLE HER?
510
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,054
OH, LOOK.
ROLLS.
511
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,157
- ALL RIGHT, ERIC, YOU KEEP
WORKING ON THE APOLOGY.
512
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,892
I'LL DRAFT A PRESS RELEASE
WITH A LIST
513
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,794
OF CHILDREN'S CHARITIES
WE HAVEN'T SUED.
514
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,062
BYE.
515
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,162
OH, MY.
516
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,164
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
517
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,665
- DAD, TOM, AND JEFFY
518
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,934
ARE OUTSIDE TRYING TO CATCH
A SQUIRREL,
519
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,635
AND QUINN'S IN HER ROOM CRYING.
520
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,338
- WHY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
521
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,239
- MALE BONDING, I GUESS.
522
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,275
- I MEAN WITH QUINN.
- OH.
523
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,445
SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT FAILING
AT RELATIONSHIPS.
524
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,580
- WHAT, JUST BECAUSE JEFFY
JOINED YOUR FATHER
525
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,048
ON SOME RIDICULOUS
SQUIRREL CHASE,
526
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,549
SHE THINKS HER RELATIONSHIP
IS OVER?
527
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,485
- WELL, SHE MIGHT HAVE HAD
528
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,088
SLIGHTLY UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
529
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,356
ABOUT WHAT HAVING
A BOYFRIEND ENTAILS.
530
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,691
- UH-HUH.
531
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,727
AND JUST WHAT WOULD SOME
OF THESE EXPECTATIONS BE?
532
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,931
- YOU KNOW, BEING TOGETHER
24 HOURS A DAY,
533
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,233
HANGING ON EACH OTHER'S
EVERY WORD,
534
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,369
HIS-AND-HERS CEMETERY PLOTS.
535
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:55,373
- DARIA, HOW COULD YOU MISLEAD
YOUR SISTER LIKE THAT?
536
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,076
- MOTHER,
HOW COULD I NOT?
537
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,444
- WHOO-HOO!
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT!
538
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,746
- HA HA!
- WHOO!
539
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,447
- AND WHAT ABOUT ME?
540
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,115
I FINALLY GET UP THE NERVE
541
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,551
TO INVITE TOM
FOR A FAMILY DINNER,
542
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:08,952
AND EVERYONE LEAVES ME,
543
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:12,823
CONFIRMING MY DEEPEST FEARS
ABOUT ABANDONMENT AND ISOLATION.
544
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,093
OH, LOOK, SHOESTRING POTATOES.
545
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,029
- QUINN, DARIA SAID
YOU WERE UPSET.
546
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,131
- OF COURSE I'M UPSET.
547
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,768
I TRIED AND I TRIED TO GET
THIS BOYFRIEND THING RIGHT,
548
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,169
AND I JUST COULDN'T!
549
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,504
I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M GONNA BE
BURIED WITH.
550
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,306
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE.
551
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,742
- MAYBE YOU'RE NOT READY
FOR A STEADY BOYFRIEND JUST YET.
552
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,911
- OKAY.
I ADMIT YOU WERE RIGHT.
553
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,013
I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH
TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
554
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,515
- ME?
555
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,883
I NEVER SAID YOU WEREN'T
MATURE ENOUGH FOR A BOYFRIEND.
556
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,552
- BUT YOU SAID DARIA
WAS REALLY MATURE
557
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,886
TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
558
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,522
SO IF I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP,
559
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,891
THAT MAKES ME UN-MATURE--
OR "IM-"?
560
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,926
- QUINN, HAVING A BOYFRIEND
DOESN'T MAKE YOU
561
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,827
ANY MORE OR LESS GROWN UP.
562
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,130
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS TO DO
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
563
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,200
DATING TOM EXCLUSIVELY
MAKES DARIA HAPPY.
564
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,903
IF DATING A LOT OF DIFFERENT
BOYS MAKES YOU HAPPY,
565
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,272
THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
566
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,841
- SO, IT'S ALL RIGHT NOT TO HAVE
A STEADY BOYFRIEND?
567
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,943
- OF COURSE IT'S ALL RIGHT.
568
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,144
- OKAY!
569
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,614
I'M GOING TO GO DUMP JEFFY NOW.
570
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,548
- [together]
♪ WHOOMP, THERE IT IS ♪
571
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,050
♪ WHOOMP, THERE IT IS ♪
572
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,118
♪ WHOOMP, THERE IT IS ♪
573
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,787
♪ WHOOMP, THERE IT IS ♪
574
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,155
- I LOVE THIS SONG!
575
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,490
THINK WE'RE FAR ENOUGH
OUT OF TOWN, FELLAS?
576
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,659
- LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.
577
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,233
- GOOD-BYE, LITTLE FELLA.
578
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,601
IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL.
579
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,903
- BOY, THIS WOULD BE
A GREAT PLACE
580
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:33,938
TO PLAY PAINTBALL.
581
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,773
- OR GO CAMPING.
- OR BUILD A FORT!
582
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,808
- HEY, MY DAD USED TO TAKE US
TO A GO-KART TRACK
583
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,976
RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM HERE.
584
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,010
- NO WAY!
- ALL RIGHT!
585
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,846
- WHERE IS EVERYONE?
586
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,682
- APPARENTLY,
IT TAKES THREE PEOPLE
587
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,585
TO RETURN A SQUIRREL
TO ITS NATURAL HABITAT.
588
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,253
- TOM WENT TOO?
589
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,788
- I GUESS PART OF ME ALWAYS KNEW
590
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,191
THAT SOMEDAY HE'D RETURN
TO THE WILD.
591
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,093
- DARIA, DO YOU EVER THINK
MAYBE GUYS AND GIRLS
592
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,196
AREN'T MEANT
TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?
593
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,665
LIKE IT'S ALL SOME BIG
UNFUNNY JOKE ON US
594
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,568
WE'LL BE STRUGGLING WITH
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES?
595
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,736
OH, LOOK, CELERY STALKS.
596
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,639
- YOU'RE MINE NOW,
MR. MORGENDORFFER!
597
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,241
- SAY YOUR PRAYERS, JEFFY LUBE.
598
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,709
- WAHOO!
YEAH!
599
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,712
[electronic dance music]
600
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:23,654
♪ ♪