1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:03,902 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,842 - SO THIS NEW FASHIONVISION SERIES, 3 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,711 BEHIND THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE SUPERMODELS, 4 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,546 REVEALS WHAT THE SUPERMODELS' LIVES WERE LIKE 5 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:15,880 WHEN THEY WERE JUST PLAIN MODELS. 6 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:18,116 - THAI PEANUT SAUCE A LA JAKE IS COMPLETE-O. 7 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,117 WHO WANTS THE FIRST BITE? 8 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:20,452 - YOU PICK, MOM. 9 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,287 IT'LL BE LIKE SOPHIE'S CHOICE. 10 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:24,122 - THIS IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT RECIPE 11 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:25,223 FROM THE LAST BATCH. 12 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,591 - I HOPE SO. 13 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,594 IT TOOK THREE DAYS TO GET THE SMELL OUT OF THE HOUSE. 14 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,361 - EXPERIMENT WITH A LITTLE WASABI, 15 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,730 AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S A CRITIC. 16 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,599 DAMN IT, HELEN, YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET 17 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:34,900 WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS. 18 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,568 - CAN I HAVE AN OMELET? - NO. 19 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,337 - HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS TO BREAK? 20 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,305 - ANYWAY, THEY WERE JUST ABOUT TO SHOW 21 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:41,907 VERONIQUE'S MAKEUP BAG FROM HIGH SCHOOL 22 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:43,575 WHEN THE DELIVERY GUY RANG THE DOORBELL 23 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,709 WITH DARIA'S PACKAGE. 24 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,511 WHAT IS WITH THOSE BROWN UNIFORMS? 25 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:49,981 - UM, THIS PACKAGE, DID IT RUN AWAY BY ITSELF 26 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:52,184 OR HOP A LONESOME FREIGHT TRAIN WEST? 27 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,785 - IT'S IN THE LIVING ROOM SOMEWHERE. 28 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,387 NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS IN THAT MAKEUP BAG. 29 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,388 - COME ON. 30 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,590 WHY ISN'T ANYONE DIGGING IN? 31 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,693 IT'S MMM-MMM GOOD. 32 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,495 [gagging] 33 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,663 - EWW! DAD'S SICK. 34 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,065 - [sighs] 35 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,668 I'LL HEAT UP SOME LASAGNA WHILE YOU THROW THAT OUT. 36 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,637 - DAMN FOREIGN LANGUAGE COOKBOOKS. 37 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:13,938 - AND NOT IN THE SINK. 38 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,973 I DON'T WANT IT EATING THROUGH THE PIPES. 39 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:17,309 - I WORK ALL DAY, AND I COME HOME... 40 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,943 - WHAT IS THAT? 41 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,546 - MY PEOPLE CALL THEM BOOKS. 42 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,381 HUH, A FIRST EDITION. 43 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,016 TOM MUST HAVE FOUND IT ON THE WEB. 44 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,284 - OH, HOW SWEET. 45 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:28,520 - HE BOUGHT YOU A USED BOOK? 46 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,888 WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND IS HE? 47 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,189 - A BOYFRIEND WHO CARES ENOUGH 48 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,891 TO KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO DARIA. 49 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,325 - NOW I'M SICK. 50 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,928 - WELL, LOTS OF GUYS CARE ABOUT ME. 51 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,930 I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD SETTLE FOR JUST ONE. 52 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,633 - QUINN, IT'S A SPECIAL THING TO FIND SOMEONE SO COMPATIBLE 53 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,502 YOU WANT TO SEE THEM EXCLUSIVELY. 54 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:46,304 HAVING A STEADY BOYFRIEND TAKES MATURITY AND PERSPECTIVE. 55 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,705 - I'M MATURE. 56 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:50,475 - AND YOU HAVE THE TEDDY BEAR EARRINGS TO PROVE IT. 57 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,844 - YOU KNOW, DARIA, DAD AND I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE 58 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,312 TO REALLY GET TO KNOW TOM. 59 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,080 WHY DON'T YOU INVITE HIM OVER FOR DINNER? 60 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:58,984 - BECAUSE I HAVEN'T TAKEN COMPLETE LEAVE OF MY SENSES. 61 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,485 - CAN I BRING A BOYFRIEND TOO? 62 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,888 - IF AND WHEN YOU GET A STEADY BOYFRIEND, QUINN, 63 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,556 WE'D LOVE TO HIM FOR DINNER. 64 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,858 - DO WE HAVE TO DIP HIM IN THAT PEANUT SAUCE 65 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:07,960 BEFORE WE EAT HIM? 66 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,160 - HEY. 67 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,729 - WHAT NIGHT IS GOOD FOR TOM TO COME OVER? 68 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:11,796 - HMM. 69 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,165 ANYTIME AFTER ARMAGEDDON IS FINE. 70 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:17,435 - I SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE ALL DAY, AND FOR WHAT? 71 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:20,905 - IT'S TO KEEP HIM OFF THE STREETS, RIGHT? 72 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,374 - MAYBE IF I USE LESS CHILI OIL. 73 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:24,609 HEY! 74 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:27,112 DAMN SKATE PUNKS ARE TEARING UP THE STREETS. 75 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:29,448 TODAY IT'S TRASH CANS, TOMORROW MAILBOXES, 76 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,116 AND THEN... 77 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:32,484 YOU WON'T GET MY SHRUBS! 78 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,518 DO YOU HEAR ME? 79 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,455 YOU WON'T GET MY SHRUBS! 80 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,090 - SO YOUR MOTHER ACTUALLY GOT AROUND 81 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:39,724 TO INVITING TOM OVER FOR DINNER. 82 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,960 - I KNOW. SOME WORKAHOLIC. 83 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,161 - RELAX. 84 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,929 GET YOUR FATHER STARTED ON MILITARY SCHOOL, 85 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,731 AND THE EVENING WILL BE OVER BEFORE IT BEGINS. 86 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,433 - THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 87 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:49,868 - WHAT? THAT HE'LL EMBARRASS YOU? 88 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,068 THAT'S WHAT PARENTS ARE FOR. 89 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,004 - IT'S MORE THAT HE'LL PROVIDE TOM 90 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,707 WITH A FESTIVE NIGHT OF SUBTLE MOCKERY. 91 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,509 MY DAD DESERVES BETTER THAN THAT--SORT OF. 92 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,946 - WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GIVING TOM ENOUGH CREDIT. 93 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,281 HE NEVER ONCE SAID AN UNKIND WORD TO MY PARENTS. 94 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,849 - HE NEVER MET YOUR PARENTS. 95 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,950 - OH, YEAH. 96 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,485 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU CAN GET YOUR FATHER 97 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,787 TO GO OFF TO GREECE FOR SIX MONTHS 98 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:09,788 TO SKETCH THE SUNSET. 99 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,289 - MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 100 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:15,293 MAYBE DAD'LL BE RELATIVELY CALM AND TOM WILL BITE HIS TONGUE 101 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,629 AND A GOOD TIME WILL BE HAD BY ALL. 102 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,065 - YOU'RE GONNA FORGET TO TELL TOM ABOUT THIS 103 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,667 AND HOPE THE WHOLE THING GOES AWAY. 104 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,735 - I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN. 105 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,773 - QUINN HAS REQUESTED THIS EMERGENCY MEETING 106 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:31,309 OF THE FASHION CLUB TO MAKE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. 107 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,010 - I KNEW CAMOUFLAGE WOULD COME BACK. 108 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,045 I KNEW IT! 109 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,581 - IT'S NOT CAMOUFLAGE, STACY. 110 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,516 I'VE, UM, DECIDED TO GET A STEADY BOYFRIEND. 111 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,888 - QUINN, IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE, 112 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,756 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LOOK UP THE WORD "HUH" 113 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:45,757 IN THE DICTIONARY. 114 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,125 - SANDI, I'M SERIOUS. 115 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:49,461 IT'S A SPECIAL THING TO FIND SOMEONE SO EXCLUSIVE 116 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,063 YOU WANT TO SEE THEM COMPATIBLY. 117 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:55,567 - YOU MEAN YOU'RE ONLY GONNA DATE ONE GUY FROM NOW ON 118 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,269 AND NOT ANY OTHER GUYS? 119 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,237 - BUT, QUINN, THINK OF WHAT YOU'LL BE MISSING, 120 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,005 ALL THE GIFTS AND CASH PRIZES. 121 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:04,909 - ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK IT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA. 122 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,944 - UM, ME TOO. - GREAT IDEA. 123 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,313 - WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY? 124 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,715 - GEE, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 125 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:14,052 - WELL, THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT DECISION, QUINN, 126 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,753 NOT ONE TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. 127 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,855 HOW ABOUT CRAIG? 128 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,323 HIS PARENTS PUT IN A POOL. 129 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:19,657 - BUT HE JUST GOT THAT BAD HAIRCUT. 130 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:20,658 EWW. 131 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,659 - OH, RIGHT. 132 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:22,828 HMM. 133 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,930 MARK WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD WITH YOU. 134 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,131 - BUT HE'S COLOR-BLIND. 135 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,732 HE COULD PICK OUT THE WRONG SCARF FOR ME 136 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:28,767 OR SOMETHING. 137 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,934 - I KNOW. 138 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,870 LET'S MAKE A LIST OF QUALIFICATIONS, 139 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,138 YOU KNOW, LIKE HE HAS TO BE 140 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,506 AT LEAST 3 INCHES TALLER THAN YOU 141 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,341 AND DRIVE A CAR WITH A LEATHER INTERIOR. 142 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,210 - NO MOLES. 143 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:39,444 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 144 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,246 YOU GUYS ARE SO CARING. 145 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:44,283 - THAT'S OUR JOB, QUINN, TO CARE. 146 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:47,586 AND YOUR JOB IS TO PICK A BOYFRIEND BEFORE THE WEEKEND 147 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,788 SO WE CAN CONFIRM OUR SCHEDULES. 148 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,924 - UH, I GUESS I'D BETTER GET TO WORK. 149 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,794 - GEE, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GET BOYFRIENDS. 150 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,396 - WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 151 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,164 WITH QUINN GONE, THERE WILL BE MORE GUYS 152 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,498 FOR THE REST OF US. 153 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,203 - SANDI HELPED ME BREAK MY LIST INTO THREE CATEGORIES: 154 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,438 LOOKS, POPULARITY, 155 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,240 AND HOW WELL HIS HAIR MATCHES MY CLOTHES. 156 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:10,475 - YOU KNOW, QUINN, LOOKS AND POPULARITY 157 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,744 AREN'T REALLY WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN A RELATIONSHIP. 158 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,011 - THEN WHAT IS? 159 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:16,748 - THE ABILITY TO FIX MAJOR APPLIANCES. 160 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,684 - HMM, YES. I CAN SEE THAT. 161 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,686 - WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU FIND 162 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,187 SOMEONE YOU ENJOY BEING WITH. 163 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,889 - YOU MEAN LIKE HOW I ENJOYED KYLE 164 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,357 TAKING ME TO LE EATS LAST NIGHT? 165 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,859 - I MEAN SOMEONE YOU CAN GET ALONG WITH 166 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,260 FOR MORE THAN ONE EVENING, 167 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,762 WHO CAN SHARE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, 168 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,064 YOUR TRIUMPHS AND DISAPPOINTMENTS, 169 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,767 SOMEONE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING DAY AFTER DAY, 170 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,669 WEEK AFTER WEEK, MONTH AFTER MONTH, 171 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,970 YEAR AFTER YEAR, 172 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,306 THE SAME OLD COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS UNCARING FATHER. 173 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,374 GOD, IS HE EVER GOING TO GET OVER IT? 174 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,575 - M-UH-OM! 175 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,178 THAT'S SO BORING. 176 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,545 - UM, NOT AT ALL. 177 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,547 THAT'S COMPATIBILITY. 178 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:52,883 - I THINK I'LL FINISH THIS UPSTAIRS. 179 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,390 MOVING ON TO COMPATIBILITY. 180 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,291 WHAT COLOR OF JACKET WOULD YOU WEAR 181 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,926 TO MATCH MY MAUVE SANDALS? 182 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,961 - UM, LEATHER? 183 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,297 - CAN YOU FIX MAJOR APPLIANCES? 184 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,500 - I SET THE CLOCK ON MY VCR ONCE. 185 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,668 - IF I WAS STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND, 186 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,570 WHAT IS THE ONE ITEM YOU'D BRING ME? 187 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,038 - A BOAT... 188 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,140 WITH FLARES AND LIFEBOATS AND THE COAST GUARD AND-- 189 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,141 AND THE NAVY. 190 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,142 - WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. 191 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:19,944 THE CORRECT ANSWER IS SUNSCREEN. 192 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:22,581 - WOW, TEN INTERVIEWS IN TEN MINUTES. 193 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,082 SHE REALLY SHOULD CONSIDER A CAREER 194 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,350 IN BROADCAST JOURNALISM. 195 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,285 - TONIGHT ON 60 SECONDS... 196 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:32,123 - DAMN YOU, KIDS! 197 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,893 I'M GOING TO SET UP ONE OF THOSE HIDDEN SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS! 198 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,962 I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED THAT LAST PART OUT. 199 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:37,895 - [chittering] - YAAH! 200 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:44,469 YOU'RE NO KID, DAMN IT! 201 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,607 - ANDY HAS THE BEST SHOULDERS, BUT PETER HAS A BETTER JAWLINE. 202 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,909 - YEAH, I AGREE. 203 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,110 - QUINN, THE WEEKEND IS ALMOST UPON US, 204 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,147 AND YOU HAVE YET TO CHOOSE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 205 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:56,581 - SANDI, I KNOW. 206 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,583 I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN, BUT I JUST CAN'T DECIDE, 207 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,384 BECAUSE WHAT IF THE ONE I THINK IS THE RIGHT ONE 208 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:01,652 TURNS OUT TO BE THE WRONG ONE 209 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:02,987 AND THE WRONG ONE IS THE RIGHT ONE 210 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,055 OR ONE OF THE RIGHT ONES? 211 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,490 - THIS IS THE HARDEST 212 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:08,326 AND MOST IMPORTANT DECISION YOU'LL EVER HAVE TO MAKE. 213 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:09,560 - I KNOW. 214 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,495 STACY, DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT MAGIC 8-BALL? 215 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:13,665 - HEY, QUINN, DID YOU PICK A BOYFRIEND YET? 216 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:14,766 - IS IT ONE OF US? 217 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,001 - LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, ME? 218 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,335 - WELL, UH... 219 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,736 - COME ON, QUINN. 220 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,772 DON'T KEEP YOUR FUTURE BOYFRIEND WAITING. 221 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,342 - OKAY, OKAY. 222 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,745 I'VE DECIDED THAT MY BOYFRIEND WILL BE... 223 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,980 EENIE, MEENIE, MINEY, MOE, CATCH A BOYFRIEND BY THE TOE. 224 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,715 MY MOTHER SAID TO PICK THIS ONE. 225 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:31,750 JAMIE. 226 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:32,884 - ALL RIGHT. 227 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,485 - [groans] - [groans] 228 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,321 - HEY, GUYS. 229 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:37,889 - QUINN. 230 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,325 QUINN, THERE GOES YOUR BOYFRIEND. 231 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,359 - SO? 232 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,094 - SO HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND. 233 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,262 RUN TO HIM, QUINN. 234 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,263 - OH, YEAH. 235 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,699 HEY! JAMIE, YOU IDIOT! 236 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:51,670 - OKAY, LET'S DIVIDE UP ALL OF THE GUYS AT SCHOOL. 237 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,104 I'VE DEVISED A DRAFT SYSTEM 238 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:56,041 SIMILAR TO THAT USED BY THE WNBA. 239 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:01,012 [alternative music] 240 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,882 ♪ ♪ 241 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,684 - DARIA, LET'S PICK A NIGHT FOR TOM TO COME OVER. 242 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:07,785 HOW'S FRIDAY? 243 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,287 - SORRY. NO GOOD. 244 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,056 IT'S THE DAY AFTER THURSDAY. 245 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,058 - WELL, HOW ABOUT SATURDAY, THEN? 246 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,260 - I'LL BE GEARING UP FOR SUNDAY. 247 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,627 - DARIA, IS THERE SOME REASON 248 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,563 YOU DON'T WANT TO INVITE TOM OVER? 249 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:21,499 - DAMN SQUIRRELS ARE NOTHING BUT RATS WITH FLUFFY TAILS! 250 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,769 WELL, TO CATCH A RAT, YOU GOT TO THINK LIKE A RAT. 251 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,338 WHERE'S THE CHEESE? 252 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,407 - MOM, DAD, IT'S OFFICIAL. 253 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,376 JAMIE IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 254 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,478 THEREFORE, I WILL NO LONGER BE ACCEPTING 255 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,113 UNSOLICITED CALLS FROM OTHER BOYS. 256 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,048 - GIVE ME CHEESE. I WANT CHEESE. 257 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,450 - UM, DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEART AND WHATNOT? 258 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,451 - I DON'T HAVE A HEART. 259 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,853 I'M A FLUFFY RAT. 260 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,155 [laughs] 261 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,156 - DARIA... 262 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,958 [cell phone rings] 263 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,159 HELLO. 264 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,360 REALLY? 265 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,996 SUING UNICEF? 266 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,932 ERIC, IS THAT A GOOD MOVE, PUBLIC RELATIONS-WISE? 267 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,501 WELL, YES, IT IS A LOT OF PENNIES. 268 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:59,671 - IT WAS A VERY DIFFICULT DECISION, 269 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:03,541 I MEAN, PICKING JAMIE FOR MY BOYFRIEND. 270 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,777 MUCH CONTEMPLATION WAS INVOLVED. 271 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,813 - IF HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WITH HIM? 272 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,048 YOU SHOULD BE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. 273 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,918 THAT'S WHAT GIRLFRIENDS DO, YOU KNOW. 274 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,253 - WHAT? YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS WITH TOM. 275 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,188 - BUT WE DON'T GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL. 276 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:21,659 IF WE DID, WE'D BE TOGETHER BEFORE SCHOOL, AFTER SCHOOL, 277 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,962 IN BETWEEN MEALS AND AFTER SNACKS, 278 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,597 AND THEN ON THE PHONE ALL NIGHT. 279 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,998 - BUT-- 280 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,433 - IN FACT, YOU SHOULD BE WITH JAMIE RIGHT NOW, 281 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,368 UNLESS YOU WANT TO CAUSE PROBLEMS 282 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,538 THIS EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP. 283 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,705 - [sighs] 284 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,775 A GIRLFRIEND'S WORK IS NEVER DONE. 285 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,643 - WELL, IF WE'RE GONNA SUE THE BASTARDS, 286 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,845 I SAY GET 'EM RIGHT AFTER HALLOWEEN 287 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,147 WHEN THEY'RE FLUSH. 288 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,015 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 289 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,216 - [groaning] 290 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,483 GOD! DAAAH! 291 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:47,484 DAMN IT! 292 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:48,820 YAAAH! 293 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,222 - YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR FATHER'S BEHAVIOR. 294 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,758 - LOOK, I UNDERSTAND HIM. - REALLY? 295 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,694 - BUT HE MIGHT BE A LITTLE OFF-PUTTING 296 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:59,631 TO SOMEONE WHO'S NOT, UM, BLOOD RELATED. 297 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,133 THEY MIGHT NOT APPRECIATE HIS, UM, 298 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,936 ENERGETIC REACTIONS TO CERTAIN STIMULI. 299 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,738 - STIMULI? WHAT STIMULI? 300 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,273 - OH, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING. 301 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,474 - [sighs] 302 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,077 DARIA, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. 303 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,479 I'LL HAVE A TALK WITH YOUR FATHER ABOUT HIS CONDUCT. 304 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,980 YOU CALL TOM ABOUT DINNER. 305 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,248 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 306 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:21,019 - DIDN'T OUR DEALS USED TO INVOLVE CASH? 307 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,754 - NOW, ACCORDING TO WAIF, 308 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,957 THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF COMMUNICATING IS LISTENING. 309 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,858 - YEAH, NOBODY EVER LISTENS WHEN I-- 310 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:31,129 - OH, LOOK, A QUIZ ON WHAT YOUR EYE SHADOW SAYS ABOUT YOU. 311 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:35,467 MY FAVORITE SHADE IS: "A", BLUE, "B," UMBER... 312 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,602 STACY SAYS THOSE HIPPIE PEOPLE IN THE '60s 313 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,170 DIDN'T EVEN WEAR EYE SHADOW. 314 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,406 I MEAN, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 315 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,441 I SAID, "WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?" 316 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,143 - UM, I KNOW? 317 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,312 - CREAM SHADOWS CAN GET STUCK IN CREASES, 318 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,247 NOT THAT I HAVE ANY CREASES, 319 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,282 BUT I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE. 320 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,017 DO YOU PREFER THE GLITZY LOOK OF CREAMS, 321 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,052 OR THE MORE NATURAL LOOK OF PRESSED POWDERS? 322 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,421 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 323 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,755 JAMIE? 324 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,024 JAMIE, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 325 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,826 - OF COURSE I AM. 326 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,261 UM, CREASES SUCK. 327 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,662 - YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING. 328 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,797 YOU DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT KIND OF EYE SHADOW I WEAR. 329 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:07,999 - QUINN, I'M SORRY. 330 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,066 - FORGET IT. IT'S OVER. 331 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,969 - QUINN, COME BACK. 332 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,639 - I'VE GOT YOU NOW, FLUFF RAT! 333 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,277 OH, MR. WHISKERS. 334 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,980 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, YOU SILLY KITTY? 335 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,382 YOU SHOULD BE NEXT DOOR IN YOUR COZY, WARM-- 336 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,383 - [meows] - DAAAAH! 337 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,418 DAMN IT! 338 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,986 - MEET THE FLY-FISHING PATHOLOGIST 339 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:31,155 WHO USES HUMAN ORGANS AS BAIT. 340 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,025 A LIVER RUNS THROUGH IT, NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 341 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,460 - IF JAMIE CALLS, I'M NOT SPEAKING TO HIM. 342 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,862 - HOW ABOUT IF HE DOESN'T? 343 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,998 - MY NEW BOYFRIEND IS JOEY, SO PUT HIM THROUGH IMMEDIATELY. 344 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,602 - HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND 345 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,504 AT FOOTBALL PRACTICE RIGHT NOW? 346 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,606 - IT'S TOO HUMID. MY HAIR MIGHT FRIZZ. 347 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,475 - BRITTANY'S THERE SUPPORTING KEVIN. 348 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,776 SHE'S GOT HAIR. 349 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,378 - SHE'S A CHEERLEADER. SHE HAS TO GO. 350 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,880 - I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER, 351 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,549 AND I GO TO ALL OF TOM'S LUGE RACES. 352 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:02,186 I GUESS YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THOSE UNSUPPORTIVE GIRLFRIENDS. 353 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,388 - MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE SOME FRIZZ-PROOF CONDITIONER 354 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,390 AT THE DRUGSTORE. 355 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,226 - JAKE, DEAR. 356 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,794 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SUNDAY NIGHT. 357 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,496 TOM'S COMING OVER, AND IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO DARIA 358 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,632 IF WE WERE BOTH ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR. 359 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,000 - THE CHEESE DIDN'T WORK. 360 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,468 DO SQUIRRELS LIKE SALAMI? 361 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,337 - JAKE, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 362 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,539 I WANT YOU TO GIVE THIS SQUIRREL HUNT A REST 363 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,740 WHILE TOM'S HERE. 364 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,042 - OH, UM, SURE. 365 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,443 YOU CAN COUNT ON OLD JAKEY. 366 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,644 - THANK YOU, HONEY. 367 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,646 - BESIDES, BY THE TIME TOM GETS HERE, 368 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,115 I'LL BE WEARING A SQUIRREL-SKIN CAP ON MY HEAD 369 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,516 AND DANCING A VICTORY JIG. 370 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,218 - [sighs] 371 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,654 - I WONDER IF HE'D GO FOR BACON BITS. 372 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,357 - I REALLY MISS YOU TOO, STACY. 373 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,160 IT'S SO HARD TO SEE YOUR FRIENDS AND GO SHOPPING AND STUFF 374 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,496 WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO BE WITH-- WHEN YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 375 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,831 OF COURSE, COMMITMENT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 376 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,666 - HELLO, BELLEVUE? 377 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:49,967 - SANDI'S BEEN DATING KYLE? 378 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,102 BUT I THOUGHT KYLE LIKED ME. 379 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,939 I KNOW, I KNOW, BOYFRIEND, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 380 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,340 SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT? 381 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,475 - THE USUAL. 382 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,843 CAST A FEW SPELLS, 383 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,346 THEN A QUICK BROOMSTICK RIDE BEFORE BED. 384 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,147 - BUT I LOVE GUYS 2 GUYS. 385 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,084 I CAN'T BELIEVE JOEY'S NOT TAKING ME TO THAT CONCERT. 386 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,085 [doorbell rings] 387 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,853 THERE HE IS. GOTTA GO. 388 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,621 - HI, QUINN! 389 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,955 - UM, CHANGE OF PLANS. 390 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,225 YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE GUYS 2 GUYS CONCERT. 391 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,160 - BUT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO TO MARGE LA CUISINE! 392 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,461 TONIGHT'S THEIR OPEN -- 393 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,297 - FORGET WHAT I SAID. I WANT TO GO TO THE CONCERT. 394 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,798 - BUT, QUINN, IT'S SOLD OUT. - FINE! 395 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,833 IF YOU WON'T TAKE ME, THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T CARE! 396 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,269 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE UNSUPPORTIVE BOYFRIENDS! 397 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,437 - BUT, QUINN! - FORGET IT! 398 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,605 IT'S TOO LATE! IT'S OVER! 399 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,907 - QUINN, WAIT! 400 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,808 - WOW. A WHOLE DAY. 401 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,476 AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE THE MEMORIES. 402 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,644 - I GIVE UP. 403 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,712 THIS BOYFRIEND STUFF IS TOO TIME-CONSUMING. 404 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:38,049 - DARIA, I, UM, SPOKE TO YOUR FATHER. 405 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,550 WE'RE ALL SET FOR SUNDAY NIGHT. 406 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,519 AND, QUINN, WHY DON'T YOU INVITE YOUR BOYFRIEND TOO? 407 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:45,089 - UM, MY BOYFRIEND? - WHY NOT? 408 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,892 I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE IN A STEADY RELATIONSHIP. 409 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,594 IT SHOWS A LOT OF PERSONAL GROWTH. 410 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,196 - OH, OKAY, I'LL INVITE HIM. 411 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,298 AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHO HE IS. 412 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,368 [laid-back electronic music] 413 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,838 ♪ ♪ 414 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,742 - JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF 415 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,711 THAT SOMEDAY YOU'LL LOOK BACK ON TONIGHT AND LAUGH. 416 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,247 - ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAID TO LINCOLN? 417 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,348 - TOM, I... 418 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,983 - DARIA, I DON'T MIND. REALLY. 419 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,918 IT'LL BE INTERESTING GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FOLKS. 420 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,822 - SPEAKING OF INTERESTING, MY FATHER CAN BE A LITTLE... 421 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:18,856 ECCENTRIC. 422 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,991 - SO I'VE HEARD. - FROM WHO? 423 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,159 - YOU. - OH, YEAH. 424 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,096 I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T INTENTIONALLY SAY ANYTHING 425 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,497 TO UPSET HIM. 426 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,533 IT'S JUST THAT HE'S KIND OF, UM, SENSITIVE. 427 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,002 - SO NO BRIGHT LIGHTS OR LOUD NOISES? 428 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,003 - TOM. 429 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,237 - DON'T WORRY. 430 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,572 I WANT HIM TO LIKE ME TOO, YOU KNOW. 431 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,007 - AHEM. EXCUSE ME. 432 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,876 MY NEW SERIOUS BOYFRIEND, JEFFY, WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, 433 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,845 AND I'D LIKE IT IF YOU TWO DIDN'T DO ANYTHING 434 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,179 TO EMBARRASS ME. 435 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,848 - I GUESS THE BEAR SUITS ARE OUT. 436 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,516 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND JEFFY BEEN A COUPLE? 437 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,384 - IT'S NOT THE QUANTITY OF TIME; 438 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,853 IT'S THE QUALITY. 439 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,956 - YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT NEGLECTFUL MOTHER ONE DAY. 440 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,491 SPEAKING OF SERIOUS, 441 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,727 THANKS FOR GETTING US THOSE ADJOINING CEMETERY PLOTS. 442 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,229 NOW I KNOW YOU CARE. 443 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,697 - OH, MY PLEASURE. 444 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,965 - THAT'S GROSS! 445 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,600 - NO, THAT'S COMMITMENT. 446 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,102 RIGHT, SNOOKLES? 447 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,102 - OH, YOU! 448 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,137 - SNOOKLES? 449 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,404 [doorbell rings] 450 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,906 - HI, JEFFY! 451 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,175 I MEAN, UH, JEFFY LUBE. 452 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,610 - UM, HEY, QUINN. 453 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,445 - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR CEMETERY PLOTS, 454 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,380 BUT NOT NOW. 455 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,550 - WE'RE SO GLAD YOU TWO CAME OVER. 456 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,452 - THANKS FOR INVITING US, MRS. MORGENDORFFER. 457 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,453 - UM, YEAH. 458 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,754 - NO PROBLEMO. 459 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,923 IT'S GREAT TO HAVE SOME MEN AROUND THE HOUSE. 460 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,692 THIS PLACE COULD DO WITH A LITTLE SCRATCHING 461 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,327 AND SWEATING NOW AND THEN, RIGHT, GUYS? 462 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,761 - [clears throat] - HUH? 463 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,363 - SO, WHAT'S NEW, MR. MORGENDORFFER? 464 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,366 - NOT TOO MUCH, TOM, MY MAN. NOT TOO MUCH. 465 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,068 EXCEPT THERE'S THIS SQUIRREL. 466 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,769 HE'S BEEN TERRORIZING THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 467 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,072 DIGGING UP YARDS AND KNOCKING OVER TRASH CANS 468 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,607 WITH A SINGLE FLIP OF HIS TAIL. 469 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,143 - JAKE, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID. - BUT HE ASKED. 470 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,944 - I'M WITH YOU, MR. MORGENDORFFER. 471 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,980 SOME SQUIRRELS GOT INTO OUR CELLAR LAST WINTER 472 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,181 AND ATE UP ALL THE WHEAT THINS. 473 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,482 - TOM. - WHAT? THEY DID. 474 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,985 - JEFFY, WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECTS IN SCHOOL? 475 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,320 - I CAUGHT A SQUIRREL ONCE. - JEFFY! 476 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,755 - YOU DID? HOW? 477 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,157 - THEY REALLY LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. 478 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,658 - PEANUT BUTTER. YEAH! 479 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,194 I BET THAI PEANUT SAUCE WOULD WORK GREAT! 480 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,263 AND I WHIPPED UP A NEW BATCH JUST LAST NIGHT. 481 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,598 - JAKE, YOU DIDN'T! 482 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,566 - I SMELLED SOMETHING AT BREAKFAST, 483 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,802 BUT I JUST THOUGHT A NEIGHBOR HAD DIED. 484 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,070 [cell phone rings] 485 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,772 - JAKE, YOU PROMISED YOU'D-- HELLO, ERIC. 486 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,840 THIS IS A BAD TIME. 487 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,508 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMILY-- 488 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,011 YES, OF COURSE I KNEW UNICEF'S A CHARITY. 489 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,513 NO, IT'S UNIROYAL THAT MAKES THE TIRES. 490 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,681 - HEY JEFFY. 491 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,416 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME SET UP THE TRAP? 492 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,750 - SURE! - JEFFY! 493 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:27,918 WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT, 494 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,355 OUR COMMITMENT TO COMPATIBLE EXCLUSIVITY, 495 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,622 OR SOME STUPID SQUIRREL? 496 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,890 - LOOK, THERE IT IS! 497 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,392 - LET'S GO! 498 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,393 - TOM? 499 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,929 - JEFFY! 500 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,398 - I GUESS THAT ANSWERS 501 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,868 THE "WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT" QUESTION. 502 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,404 WELL, THINGS HAVE TURNED OUT EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN-- 503 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,771 - AUGH! 504 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,541 I CAN'T BELIEVE JEFFY JUST DESERTED ME LIKE THAT. 505 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,075 I'LL NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 506 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,278 I'LL NEVER BE IN A RELATIONSHIP LIKE YOU AND TOM. 507 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,713 I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE. 508 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,049 - HMM. 509 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,985 DO I DO THE SISTERLY THING AND CONSOLE HER? 510 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,054 OH, LOOK. ROLLS. 511 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,157 - ALL RIGHT, ERIC, YOU KEEP WORKING ON THE APOLOGY. 512 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,892 I'LL DRAFT A PRESS RELEASE WITH A LIST 513 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,794 OF CHILDREN'S CHARITIES WE HAVEN'T SUED. 514 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,062 BYE. 515 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,162 OH, MY. 516 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,164 WHERE IS EVERYONE? 517 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,665 - DAD, TOM, AND JEFFY 518 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,934 ARE OUTSIDE TRYING TO CATCH A SQUIRREL, 519 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,635 AND QUINN'S IN HER ROOM CRYING. 520 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,338 - WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 521 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,239 - MALE BONDING, I GUESS. 522 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,275 - I MEAN WITH QUINN. - OH. 523 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,445 SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT FAILING AT RELATIONSHIPS. 524 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,580 - WHAT, JUST BECAUSE JEFFY JOINED YOUR FATHER 525 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,048 ON SOME RIDICULOUS SQUIRREL CHASE, 526 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,549 SHE THINKS HER RELATIONSHIP IS OVER? 527 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,485 - WELL, SHE MIGHT HAVE HAD 528 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,088 SLIGHTLY UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS 529 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,356 ABOUT WHAT HAVING A BOYFRIEND ENTAILS. 530 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,691 - UH-HUH. 531 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,727 AND JUST WHAT WOULD SOME OF THESE EXPECTATIONS BE? 532 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,931 - YOU KNOW, BEING TOGETHER 24 HOURS A DAY, 533 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,233 HANGING ON EACH OTHER'S EVERY WORD, 534 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,369 HIS-AND-HERS CEMETERY PLOTS. 535 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:55,373 - DARIA, HOW COULD YOU MISLEAD YOUR SISTER LIKE THAT? 536 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,076 - MOTHER, HOW COULD I NOT? 537 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,444 - WHOO-HOO! - YEAH, ALL RIGHT! 538 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,746 - HA HA! - WHOO! 539 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,447 - AND WHAT ABOUT ME? 540 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,115 I FINALLY GET UP THE NERVE 541 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,551 TO INVITE TOM FOR A FAMILY DINNER, 542 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:08,952 AND EVERYONE LEAVES ME, 543 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:12,823 CONFIRMING MY DEEPEST FEARS ABOUT ABANDONMENT AND ISOLATION. 544 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,093 OH, LOOK, SHOESTRING POTATOES. 545 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,029 - QUINN, DARIA SAID YOU WERE UPSET. 546 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,131 - OF COURSE I'M UPSET. 547 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,768 I TRIED AND I TRIED TO GET THIS BOYFRIEND THING RIGHT, 548 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,169 AND I JUST COULDN'T! 549 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,504 I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M GONNA BE BURIED WITH. 550 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,306 MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE. 551 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,742 - MAYBE YOU'RE NOT READY FOR A STEADY BOYFRIEND JUST YET. 552 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,911 - OKAY. I ADMIT YOU WERE RIGHT. 553 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,013 I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 554 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,515 - ME? 555 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,883 I NEVER SAID YOU WEREN'T MATURE ENOUGH FOR A BOYFRIEND. 556 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,552 - BUT YOU SAID DARIA WAS REALLY MATURE 557 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,886 TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 558 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,522 SO IF I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP, 559 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,891 THAT MAKES ME UN-MATURE-- OR "IM-"? 560 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,926 - QUINN, HAVING A BOYFRIEND DOESN'T MAKE YOU 561 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,827 ANY MORE OR LESS GROWN UP. 562 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,130 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS TO DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 563 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,200 DATING TOM EXCLUSIVELY MAKES DARIA HAPPY. 564 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,903 IF DATING A LOT OF DIFFERENT BOYS MAKES YOU HAPPY, 565 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,272 THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 566 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,841 - SO, IT'S ALL RIGHT NOT TO HAVE A STEADY BOYFRIEND? 567 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,943 - OF COURSE IT'S ALL RIGHT. 568 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,144 - OKAY! 569 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,614 I'M GOING TO GO DUMP JEFFY NOW. 570 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,548 - [together] ♪ WHOOMP, THERE IT IS ♪ 571 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,050 ♪ WHOOMP, THERE IT IS ♪ 572 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,118 ♪ WHOOMP, THERE IT IS ♪ 573 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,787 ♪ WHOOMP, THERE IT IS ♪ 574 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,155 - I LOVE THIS SONG! 575 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,490 THINK WE'RE FAR ENOUGH OUT OF TOWN, FELLAS? 576 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,659 - LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT. 577 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,233 - GOOD-BYE, LITTLE FELLA. 578 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,601 IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL. 579 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,903 - BOY, THIS WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE 580 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:33,938 TO PLAY PAINTBALL. 581 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,773 - OR GO CAMPING. - OR BUILD A FORT! 582 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,808 - HEY, MY DAD USED TO TAKE US TO A GO-KART TRACK 583 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,976 RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM HERE. 584 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,010 - NO WAY! - ALL RIGHT! 585 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,846 - WHERE IS EVERYONE? 586 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,682 - APPARENTLY, IT TAKES THREE PEOPLE 587 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,585 TO RETURN A SQUIRREL TO ITS NATURAL HABITAT. 588 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,253 - TOM WENT TOO? 589 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,788 - I GUESS PART OF ME ALWAYS KNEW 590 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,191 THAT SOMEDAY HE'D RETURN TO THE WILD. 591 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,093 - DARIA, DO YOU EVER THINK MAYBE GUYS AND GIRLS 592 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,196 AREN'T MEANT TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER? 593 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,665 LIKE IT'S ALL SOME BIG UNFUNNY JOKE ON US 594 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,568 WE'LL BE STRUGGLING WITH FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES? 595 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,736 OH, LOOK, CELERY STALKS. 596 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,639 - YOU'RE MINE NOW, MR. MORGENDORFFER! 597 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,241 - SAY YOUR PRAYERS, JEFFY LUBE. 598 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,709 - WAHOO! YEAH! 599 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,712 [electronic dance music] 600 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:23,654 ♪ ♪