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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE BIG
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"REVITALIZE DOWNTOWN LAWNDALE"
PLAN?
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- THEY SPENT ALL THE MONEY
ON FLAGS.
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COME ON.
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WE HAVE TO GET
TO THE POST OFFICE
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BEFORE IT CLOSES.
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- AH, NEW WANTED POSTERS
GO UP TODAY?
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- NO USE TRYING TO KEEP
GOOD NEWS SECRET IN THIS TOWN.
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COMING?
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- [whistling jovially]
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- ACTUALLY, I REALLY NEED
AN ERASER,
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A NICE, BIG, CUTE ONE.
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YOU GUYS GO ON AHEAD
AND I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU
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AT THE PIZZA PLACE.
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- LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
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AND ESPECIALLY LADIES,
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RUTTHEIMER
THE PRESTIDIGITATOR
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BEGS YOUR INDULGENCE.
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MAY I SHOW YOU SOMETHING
THAT WILL ASTOUND AND AMAZE?
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- LOOK, BABE.
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UPCHUCK'S DOING MAGIC,
LIKE DAVID COPPERTONE.
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- A SIMPLE DECK OF CARDS
AND NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE,
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IF YOU DON'T COUNT
MY RIPPLING MUSCULATURE.
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- LET'S GO, KEVIE,
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OR CASHMAN'S WILL BE ALL OUT
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OF THAT THING THAT YOU'RE
GONNA WANT TO BUY ME.
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- NOW I'LL NEED SOME HELP
FROM THE AUDIENCE.
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- ME, ME, ME!
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- MM, YES, YOU'LL DO NICELY.
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PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.
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LOOK AT IT
AND RETURN IT TO THE DECK.
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- THAT WAS AWESOME.
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- WE'RE NOT DONE.
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- IT WAS STILL COOL.
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- NOW, COMELY MISS,
IF YOU WILL,
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REACH INTO MY SHIRT POCKET
WITH YOUR TEETH
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AND REMOVE THE CARD
YOU FIND THERE.
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- UM, OKAY.
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- [purrs creepily]
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IS THIS YOUR CARD, SIR?
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- UM, I FORGOT.
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- IT DID HAVE A GUY ON IT.
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- OH, RIGHT.
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HEY!
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YOU TOOK MY CARD, MAN.
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[applause]
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- BURR, IT'S LIKE
HE READ YOUR MIND.
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DO YOU THINK
HE CAN READ MY MIND?
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'CAUSE THAT STUFF I WAS THINKING
ABOUT TEDDY WOZNIAK
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DOESN'T MEAN I'D ACTUALLY DO
THAT STUFF WITH TEDDY WOZNI--
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EEP!
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- WOW, THIS PLACE IS SO OLD,
THE CRAYONS HAVE EXPIRED.
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- IT'S REALLY ORBITING
PLANET YESTERDAY, HUH?
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THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM
LIKE THEY USED TO.
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- I LOVE THIS STUFF--
PHOTO CORNERS,
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CLOTH TYPEWRITER RIBBON,
SEALING WAX.
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- OH, LOOK, CARBON PAPER.
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I'M NATHAN.
- JANE.
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- I REALLY OUGHT TO GIVE THIS
A TEST SCRIBBLE
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BEFORE I BUY IT.
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MAYBE I COULD WRITE DOWN, SAY,
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A PHONE NUMBER?
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- HOW ABOUT MINE?
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AND HE WEARS CUFFLINKS
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AND DRIVES ONE OF THOSE
BIG OLD CARS WITH FINS.
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HOW GREAT IS THAT?
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- DO YOU THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
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TO PICK UP A PERFECT STRANGER
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WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE
OF INKWELL FUMES,
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EVEN IF HE HAS COME HERE
FROM PREHISTORIC TIMES?
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- HEY, IF I DIDN'T HAVE
THE NERVE TO PICK UP GUYS,
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YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
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- OH, GREAT.
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I'M NOT GONNA HAVE TO DATE
THIS GUY NOW, AM I?
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[together]
HEY!
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- WHAT'D I SAY?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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I HATE THE PRESENT TOO,
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BUT NOT ENOUGH
TO WEAR A ZOOT SUIT.
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- HE DOESN'T WEAR A ZOOT SUIT.
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HE'S A SNAPPY DRESSER
IN THE CLASSICAL, ELEGANT SENSE.
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PLUS, HE HAS IMPECCABLE MANNERS
AND A BITING WIT.
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- OH, SO HE'S--
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- AND HE LOVES GIRLS.
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- OKAY, HE'S GOT IT ALL,
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NOT LIKE SOME GUYS.
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- IT'S TRUE;
IF I REALLY CARED,
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I'D DRESS LIKE A DEAD MAN TOO.
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- THANKS FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT,
YOU TWO.
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MAYBE SOMETIME YOU CAN TEACH ME
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HOW TO PASS JUDGMENT
ON SOMEONE I'VE NEVER MET.
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- SHE'S GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED.
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- YEAH, THAT'S NOT REALLY
THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN TEACH.
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- I PLACE THE BALL
BENEATH A CUP.
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WITH DAZZLING SKILL,
I MIX THEM UP.
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THE BALL WITHDRAWS
LIKE A BASHFUL MAID
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WHO RUNS AWAY
WHEN ATTENTION'S PAID.
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WHERE, OH, WHERE
DID MY PRETTY ONE GO?
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RISK TEN BILLS
IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW.
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- DESPITE YOUR DISTRACTING
AND POORLY METERED RHYME,
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MY EAGLE EYE TELLS ME THE BALL
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IS CERTAINLY
UNDERNEATH THAT CUP!
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AND I'VE GOT THE TEN-SPOT
TO PROVE IT!
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- I HATE TO CONTRADICT YOU,
ANTHONY,
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BUT IT'S UNDER THAT ONE.
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- WOULD YOU LIKE TO BET,
MR. O'NEILL?
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- YEAH, I'M NOT AFRAID
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TO BACK UP
MY SPORTING SUPPOSITION
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WITH COLD, HARD CASH!
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- WELL, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD
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HAVE THE COURAGE
OF MY CONVICTIONS.
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- OH, NO.
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HOW COULD MY RAZOR-SHARP
INTELLECT BETRAY ME?
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- IN LOSS, THERE IS WISDOM.
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- GO AWAY!
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- UM, YES.
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- THANKS FOR THE ASSISTANCE,
MR. DE-PLANT-INO.
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- I QUITE ENJOY HELPING
THE CREDULOUS HORDES
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LEARN A VALUABLE LESSON
ABOUT GULLIBILITY AND TRUST.
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GIVE ME MY CUT.
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- THE CASH IS SWEET,
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BUT SWEETER STILL,
THE CHANCE TO ATTRACT
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THE MOST LUSCIOUS OF LADIES
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WITH MY MESMERIZING
STAGE PRESENCE.
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AHA!
IT'S WORKING ALREADY.
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BEAUTEOUS MAIDENS,
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MAY I SHOW YOU SOMETHING
THAT WILL ASTOUND AND AMAZE?
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- ONLY IF IT'S
A DISAPPEARING ACT.
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- NO, A FEAT OF ILLUSION.
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- LIKE CONTOURING YOUR NOSE
TO MAKE IT LOOK THIN?
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- [gasps]
- NOT ME.
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- PLEASE, SPARE JUST A MOMENT
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TO BEHOLD
MY ASTONISHING MAGIC SKILLS.
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- MAKE IT FAST, CHARLES.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK
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IN THE MIDDAY COSMETICS
COUNTER CRUSH.
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- OBSERVE,
GENUINE U.S. CURRENCY,
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WHICH I SHALL NOW TEAR
INTO TINY PIECES.
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[girls gasping]
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- THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY
ILLEGAL.
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- BUT WAIT.
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THROUGH THE COMMANDING FORCE
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OF MY VIRILE PRESENCE,
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THE BILL IS MAGICALLY RESTORED.
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[girls sigh]
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- TRULY ASTONISHING.
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- BUT HOW'D HE DO THAT?
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- OH, STACY, YOU ARE SO NAIVE.
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HE OBVIOUSLY USED MIRRORS
OR SOMETHING.
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- BESIDES, WHO CARES
IF HE CAN FIX A TEN?
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IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS A 50.
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- COME ON; LET'S MAKE
SOME REAL MONEY DISAPPEAR.
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[laughter]
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- THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, SANDY.
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- HEY, STRANGER.
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HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND MUCH.
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- BEEN HANGING OUT WITH NATHAN.
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- I HAD A HUNCH.
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HEARD ANY GOOD
BARBERSHOP QUARTETS LATELY?
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- NO, BUT WE WENT
TO AN ANTIQUE CAR SHOW SUNDAY,
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AND WE'RE STARTING
FOXTROT LESSONS TONIGHT.
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- SOUNDS GREAT,
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EXCEPT FOR THE CAR SHOW
AND FOXTROT PART.
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- DANCING IS FUN, DARIA,
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WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY
FOR YOU THESE DAYS.
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- COME ON, A MONTH AGO,
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YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN LAUGHING
AT THIS TOO.
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT
NATHAN AND ME DOWN
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JUST BECAUSE YOU AND TOM
ARE IN A RUT.
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- AT LEAST WE WEREN'T DOING
THE FOXTROT
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WHEN WE TRIPPED
AND FELL INTO IT.
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- HA.
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- HEY, COME BACK.
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DO YOU KNOW YOUR SEAMS
ARE CROOKED?
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- SO...
PIZZA?
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WHAT?
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- DO YOU THINK
WE'RE IN A RUT?
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- WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?
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- JANE, JUST BECAUSE HER
EXCITING SOCIAL LIFE
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INVOLVES COPILOTING
A TIME MACHINE.
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- NATHAN?
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- DON'T YOU THINK HE SOUNDS
A LITTLE PRETENTIOUS?
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- IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK
ABOUT YOUR FUTURE BOYFRIEND?
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- HEY.
- WHAT'D I SAY?
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- [groans]
- COME ON.
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LET'S SHAKE UP OUR ROUTINE
AND GO SOMEPLACE CRAZY.
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- WHAT IF HE DOES TURN OUT
TO BE A COMPLETE JERK?
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- ISN'T THAT JANE'S CALL?
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- I FEEL A CERTAIN
RESPONSIBILITY
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FOR THE HEALTH AND WELL-BEING
OF HER SOCIAL LIFE.
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- UM, ME TOO.
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BUT WE GOT TO GIVE
THIS GUY A CHANCE.
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- I GUESS.
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- HI, I'M DEBBIE, YOUR SERVER.
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WOULD YOU CARE FOR A SOUR CREAM
SUPREME POTATO SKIN
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WITH YOUR ORDER TODAY?
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- GEE, I'LL BET YOU SAY THAT
TO ALL THE CUSTOMERS.
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- IF I DON'T, YOU GET A FREE
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$5 PHINEAS T. FIREFLY
CERTIFICATE,
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GOOD AT ANY OF OUR 240 LOCATIONS
ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
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- THINK WE CAN CATCH
THE LAST RUT OUT OF HERE?
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- YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE
USED TO BE A SPEAKEASY.
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- UNTIL SOME SPOILSPORT
REPEALED PROHIBITION
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AND RUINED EVERYTHING.
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- ACTUALLY,
IT WAS THE DEVELOPERS
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WHO RUINED EVERYTHING
WITH THEIR TRACT HOUSING,
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MINI-MALLS, AND CHAIN
RESTAURANTS THAT SERVE...
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POTATO SKINS.
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- YOUSE KNOW THE PASSWORD?
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- YAHOOTIE.
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- OKAY, JOHNNY BOY.
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YOU'RE IN.
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- OH, NO, AFTER YOUSE.
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- CHIVALRY AIN'T DEAD.
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DAMES FIRST.
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[jazz music]
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- THE PROBLEM
WITH MODERN RESTAURANTS IS,
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THEY DON'T SERVE ENOUGH
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LIME ASPIC
WITH MARSHMALLOW SURPRISES.
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- TOLD YOU THIS CLUB
WAS 18-KARAT.
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TOO BAD THE CROWD TONIGHT'S
KIND OF FRANKIE-COME-LATELY.
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THEY'RE SO POST-KHAKIS AD.
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- OOH.
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- I'M SERIOUS.
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THAT GUY'S TIE IS TOO WIDE,
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AND HIS COMPAÑERO'S WEARING
SUSPENDERS AND A BELT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY LET THEM IN.
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- GEE, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE
PUT ON GLOVES AND A NECKLACE.
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- RELAX, YOU'RE WITH NATHAN,
SWEETHEART.
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YOU CAN'T BE MORE IN THAN THAT.
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WANT TO CUT A RUG?
233
00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,568
- JUST CALL ME "SCISSORS GIRL."
234
00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,704
- JANE, YOU'RE ONE SWELL CHICK.
235
00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,306
- AND YOU'RE, UH...
ONE SWELL SWELL?
236
00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,841
- WOULD YOU MIND
IF I KISSED YOU?
237
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,075
- YOU'RE ACTUALLY ASKING?
238
00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,711
- HEY, I'M A CLASS ACT.
239
00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,680
- THEN, SURE.
240
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,681
- MY HAIR!
241
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,681
- IT'S A QUICK FIX.
242
00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,150
- NO, NO, IT'S COMPLICATED.
243
00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,751
I GOT TO GET TO A MIRROR.
244
00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,320
- [sniffs]
POMADE.
245
00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,756
I GOT TO GET TO A NAPKIN.
246
00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:48,693
- OH, HOW I WISH I COULD QUENCH
YOUR CURIOSITY, MY PET.
247
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,795
BUT I CANNOT REVEAL MY SECRETS.
248
00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,263
IT'S THE MAGICIAN'S CODE.
249
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,199
- BUT I HAVE TO KNOW
HOW YOU DID IT.
250
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,734
I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND.
251
00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,068
- I KNOW THE FEELING.
252
00:08:57,070 --> 00:09:00,171
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS
I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY MIND--
253
00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,541
THAT DREAM ABOUT THE MERMAIDS
IN THE FUDGE SAUCE, FOR EXAMPLE.
254
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,044
- WAS THAT STACY WITH UPCHUCK?
255
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,879
- NO WAY, IT MUST BE THAT GIRL
256
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,281
WHO LOOKS LIKE STACY
EXCEPT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND.
257
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:13,184
- OR THAT GIRL WHO LOOKS
LIKE THAT GIRL.
258
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,487
- HEY, WAIT UP.
259
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,623
- YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVE TROUBLE
WALKING IN HEELS.
260
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:22,327
- LISTEN, I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU
A HARD TIME ABOUT NATHAN.
261
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,129
- WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO WRITE PEOPLE OFF
262
00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,330
BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW THEM?
263
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,299
- I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU
LIKED ABOUT ME.
264
00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,601
- WELL, I GUESS
I CAN FORGIVE YOU.
265
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,770
BESIDES, THIS RETRO THING
IS PRETTY SILLY.
266
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,238
I MEAN, I'M WEARING A SNOOD.
267
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,306
- I WAS PRETENDING
NOT TO NOTICE.
268
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,874
- BUT WHAT THE HELL?
IT'S JUST FOR FUN.
269
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,243
- WHICH IS WHAT I FINALLY
FIGURED OUT.
270
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,213
SO CAN I WALK YOU TO YOUR
STENO POOL?
271
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,982
- ACTUALLY,
NATHAN IS PICKING ME UP.
272
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,617
[horn honking]
273
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,751
NEED A RIDE HOME?
274
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,653
- UM...
275
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,722
MATCHING DRESS AND TIE.
276
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,356
UM...
COPACETIC.
277
00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,125
- HEY, YOU SPEAKA THE JIVE.
278
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,294
- I DABBLE.
279
00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,864
- THAT'S A SWINGIN' LOOK
YOU'VE PUT TOGETHER, DARIA--
280
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,132
CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL
281
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,635
MEETS KING'S ROAD, LONDON,
CIRCA '83.
282
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:06,504
- DARN, I WAS GOING
FOR CIRCA '82.
283
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,140
- HEY, DARIA, DO YOU AND TOM
WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US FRIDAY?
284
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,309
WE'RE GONNA CHECK OUT
THIS MOVIE THEATER OUTSIDE TOWN.
285
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,577
- UM, SURE.
286
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,647
THAT SOUNDS...FUN.
287
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,719
- NATHAN, HOW THE HELL
ARE YOU KEEPING THAT HAT ON?
288
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,154
- CUSTOM-MADE, MY MAN.
289
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,422
IT'S ALL IN THE FIT.
290
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,826
- AND YET THEY CAN'T FIND
A CURE FOR CANCER.
291
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,461
- NATHAN OWNS A PAIR OF PANTS
292
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,162
THAT BELONGED
TO SAMMY DAVIS, JR.
293
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,497
- I CAN'T WEAR THEM, THOUGH.
294
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,098
THEY'RE A VERY STRANGE SHAPE.
295
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,667
- THEN WHAT DO YOU PUT ON
296
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:38,569
WHEN YOU WANT TO TAKE A SUNRISE
AND SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW?
297
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,105
- HOW'D YOU GET INTERESTED
IN ALL THIS?
298
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,273
- WELL, I'VE ALWAYS DUG
THE BEAUTY AND ELEGANCE
299
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,975
OF POSTWAR AMERICAN DESIGN.
300
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,844
PEOPLE HAD A SENSE
OF TIMELESS STYLE
301
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,612
AND CIVILIZED DECORUM BACK THEN.
302
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,982
- WELL, YEAH, BUT YOU ALSO
HAD THE TIMELESS STYLE
303
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,617
OF COLD WAR CONFORMITY
304
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,952
AND THE CIVILIZED DECORUM
OF SEGREGATION.
305
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,955
- I'M NOT SAYING
IT WAS ALL STEAK AND ONIONS,
306
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,055
BUT THERE WERE STANDARDS.
307
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:01,258
- YEAH, DRESS CODES,
LOYALTY OATHS.
308
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,461
- OH, THERE IT IS.
309
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,562
- WHAT MOVIE ARE WE SEEING?
310
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,563
- NO MOVIE.
311
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,398
- WOW, EERIE.
312
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,933
LET'S GET OUT AND POKE AROUND.
313
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,167
- IT IS KIND OF BIZARRE.
314
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,037
- NO, HAIRLESS CATS ARE BIZARRE.
315
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,106
THIS IS KIND OF...COOL.
316
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,108
- DARN,
WE'RE THE FIRST ONES HERE.
317
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,309
I WANTED TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE.
318
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,844
- FIRST ONES HERE?
319
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,581
- LOOK, HERE COMES
CHARLISE AND ASHER.
320
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,085
- OH, GOD, IT'S NIGHT
OF THE VINTAGE THREADS.
321
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,086
- COME ON, JANE.
322
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,286
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GANG.
323
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,287
- THERE'S A GANG?
324
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:31,756
- BUT FIRST, HAIR CHECK.
325
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,724
[upbeat jazz music]
326
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,460
- GO, MAN, GO!
- YEAH!
327
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,627
- LOOK AT THAT GUY MOVE, MAN!
328
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,762
- HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
329
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,631
- AND I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T SPEND
330
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,366
A GOOD PORTION
OF THEIR TEEN YEARS
331
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,535
PRACTICING IT EITHER.
332
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,770
- AREN'T YOU GUYS COMING?
333
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,605
- YOU MEAN OUTSIDE?
334
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,041
YOU DO SEE THE PEOPLE, RIGHT?
335
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,042
- DARIA.
336
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,110
- OKAY, OKAY.
337
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,245
JUST DROP US OFF
AT HOME FIRST.
338
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,313
- AH, LEAVE 'EM.
339
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,781
SOME PEOPLE CAN'T
MAKE THE SCENE
340
00:11:56,783 --> 00:12:00,184
UNLESS THEY CLEAR IT FIRST
WITH THE P.C. POLICE.
341
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,953
- FOR A MINUTE
DURING THE RIDE THERE,
342
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,621
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GO
FOR HIS THROAT.
343
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,024
- BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN
FIGHTING BACK THE URGE
344
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,526
TO STRANGLE HIM
WITH SAMMY DAVIS' PANTS.
345
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,862
BUT JANE THINKS HE'S SWINGIN'.
346
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,996
[sighs]
347
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,532
I WISH THE P.C. POLICE
WERE HERE.
348
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,934
I BET THEY'D GIVE US
A RIDE HOME.
349
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,376
- I HAD A GREAT TIME
THE OTHER NIGHT.
350
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,777
- YEAH, ME TOO.
351
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,047
- SORRY WE WOKE YOU GUYS UP
WHEN WE GOT BACK IN THE CAR.
352
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,448
- HEY, NO PROBLEM.
353
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,817
WE GOT IN A GOOD THREE HOURS
FIRST.
354
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:36,120
- COME SEE A FEAT
OF LEGERDEMAIN SO DANGEROUS,
355
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,823
I'VE TAKEN OUT
AN INSURANCE POLICY ON MY BODY
356
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,159
AND MY BODILY FLUIDS.
357
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,493
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT,
358
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,595
I WILL BE HANDCUFFED,
STRAIGHT-JACKETED,
359
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,598
AND INTERRED WITHIN AN AIRTIGHT,
STEEL-REINFORCED,
360
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,233
MILITARY-GRADE TRUNK.
361
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,836
THEN IT'S ESCAPE...
OR ASPHYXIATE.
362
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,438
- DO WE GET TO PICK?
363
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,839
- ALL PROCEEDS--
- AHEM.
364
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:58,108
- MOST PROCEEDS TO BENEFIT
THE SPECIAL EXPENDITURES FUND
365
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,445
FOR EMBEDDING MICROCHIPS
IN THE GYM EQUIPMENT.
366
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,447
- UPCHUCK BOUND AND GAGGED.
367
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,115
THAT DOES SOUND ENTERTAINING.
368
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,282
- I'LL TAKE FOUR TICKETS.
369
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,418
- ON BEHALF OF PILFERED
BASKETBALLS EVERYWHERE,
370
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,686
MISS LANE,
I'D LIKE TO SAY
371
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,922
THAT'S VERY SCHOOL-SPIRITED
OF YOU.
372
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,056
- YOU ASK TOM.
373
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,324
I'LL ASK NATHAN.
MY TREAT.
374
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,326
- IF THAT'S THE WORD FOR IT.
375
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,495
- BEHOLD, AN APPROACHING
QUARTET OF LOVELIES.
376
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:21,833
IT APPEARS MY MAGIC MOJO
IS WORKING OVERTIME.
377
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:22,834
HI...
378
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,269
STACY.
379
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,437
- UH...HI.
[giggles]
380
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,773
- DID YOU JUST SAY HELLO
TO UPCHUCK,
381
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,108
OR WAS THAT A HICCUP?
382
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,777
- MUST BE ALL THE DIET SODA
I'VE BEEN DRINKING.
383
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,445
[doorbell dings]
384
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,214
- WHOA.
CANARY YELLOW.
385
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,383
- HI, I'M NATHAN,
386
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,917
JANE'S ESCORT FOR THE EVENING.
387
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:40,918
YOU MUST BE TRENT.
388
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,487
IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
389
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,522
- YEAH, SAME HERE.
390
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,058
YOU, UM, DRESS LIKE THAT
EVERY DAY?
391
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,993
- SURE, DO YOU?
- WHAT?
392
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:49,994
- DRESS LIKE THAT?
393
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,596
I MEAN, THE '60s ARE OVER.
394
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,598
- THE '40s WERE OVER FIRST.
395
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,034
- MAYBE, BUT GREAT STYLE
IS TIMELESS.
396
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,702
- THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
397
00:13:58,704 --> 00:13:59,703
THANKS.
398
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,472
- NO, THANK YOU.
399
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,541
- IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER
WHEN I HAD ONE OUTFIT.
400
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,810
[knocking]
YO.
401
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,046
- HEY, GORGEOUS.
402
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,647
- HEY.
403
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,050
WOW, YOU REALLY DO OWN
A ZOOT SUIT.
404
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:16,254
- GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING
FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS.
405
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,521
- TROUBLED TRAVELS...
406
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,723
BY TRIKE!
407
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,193
UNDERAGE ROAD RAGE NEXT
ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
408
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,195
- HOW CAN ANYONE WATCH
THAT CRAP?
409
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,531
THE DECLINE OF MODERN
CIVILIZATION, RIGHT?
410
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,632
- EXACTLY.
411
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,799
- READY TO GO?
412
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,035
THE TIKI TAVERN
IS GONNA BE PACKED TONIGHT.
413
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,970
- I BOUGHT TICKETS
TO SEE UPCHUCK THE IRRITATING.
414
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,138
REMEMBER?
415
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,806
YOU KNOW, FIRST THE FREAKY,
THEN THE TIKI.
416
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:36,807
- OH, COME ON.
417
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,444
MAGIC IS SO OLD AND CORNY.
418
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,544
AND THE GANG'S EXPECTING US
419
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,646
IN TIME FOR THE
FLOATING UKULELE REVIEW.
420
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,315
- I TOLD DARIA AND TOM
WE'D BE THERE.
421
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,749
YOU KNOW, MY GANG?
422
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,685
- SORRY, IT'S JUST NOT MY SPEED.
423
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,121
UM, YOU KNOW YOU'RE MIXING
'40s SHOES
424
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,789
WITH A '50s DRESS, RIGHT?
425
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,224
- OKAY.
426
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,697
- I THINK STACY HAS CONFUSED
BEING FASHIONABLY LATE
427
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,965
WITH OUTRIGHT TARDINESS.
428
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,401
- SHE'S BEEN SO WEIRD LATELY.
429
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,604
- SHE HARDLY DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING
AT LUNCH.
430
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,939
DID THAT MAKE SENSE?
431
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,407
- I GOT IT.
432
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,675
- WELCOME, ONE AND ALL!
433
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,077
I'D LIKE TO THANK
MR. RUTTHEIMER
434
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,979
FOR SUPPORTING
A MOST WORTHY CAUSE,
435
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,481
AND FOR GIVING ME SOME POINTERS
436
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,884
ON ADAPTING THE INTERCOM SYSTEM
FOR POSTHYPNOTIC SUGGESTION.
437
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,853
I WILL TITHE MY EARNINGS
TO LAWNDALE HIGH,
438
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,354
TITHE MY EARNINGS
TO LAWNDALE HIGH.
439
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,123
AND NOW, RUTTHEIMER
THE PRESTIDIGITATOR
440
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,459
AND HIS LOVELY ASSISTANT STACY!
441
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,726
[crowd gasps]
442
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:32,263
- EMERGENCY MEETING
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING SHOW.
443
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,067
- HER COSTUME,
IT'S SO SPARKLY.
444
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,336
- GREETINGS,
MAGIC AFICIONADOS.
445
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,272
BE GENTLE, MY SWEET.
446
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,442
I HAVE VERY DELICATE...
EVERYTHING.
447
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,944
- I HOPE I'M DOING THIS RIGHT.
448
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,845
- NO COMPLAINTS ON THIS END.
449
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,547
[purrs creepily]
450
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,582
AS SOON AS I AM FULLY BONDAGED,
451
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,052
I WILL ENTER
THIS STEEL-REINFORCED TRUNK,
452
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,887
WHICH THE LOVELY STACY
WILL CLOSE AND LOCK
453
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,290
FROM THE OUTSIDE.
454
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:04,996
- OH, NO.
455
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,631
WHAT DO I DO NEXT?
456
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,065
[muffled speech]
457
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,368
- WHERE DO YOU THINK
JANE AND NATHAN ARE?
458
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:14,439
- MAYBE THE ROADSTER
RAN OUT OF JIVE JUICE.
459
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,374
- DO THESE MEET
WITH YOUR APPROVAL?
460
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,908
- THEY'RE FROM THE '40s TOO.
461
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,144
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY
TO MIX ERAS YET.
462
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,345
- LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
463
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,980
YOU'RE THE ONE WEARING
A '40s ZOOT SUIT
464
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,381
TO A '60s TIKI BAR.
465
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,617
- DAMN, WHAT WAS I THINKING?
466
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,820
NOW I HAVE TO GO HOME
AND CHANGE.
467
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,455
- WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?
468
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,124
I RENTED THE AUDITORIUM OUT,
469
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,893
AND THE SINGLE SCIENTOLOGISTS
WILL BE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.
470
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,728
- HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL ME!
471
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,829
SOMETHING'S WRONG!
472
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,064
- PANIC!
PANIC!
473
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,700
I FORESEE A MASSIVE HIKE
IN INSURANCE PREMIUMS.
474
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,135
- WHY DO I ALWAYS END UP
BAILING OUT
475
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,572
THE NAIVE AND/OR INCOMPETENT
476
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,441
WHEN THEIR ILL-CONCEIVED PLANS
GO AWRY?
477
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,910
- IT'S JUST LIKE A MAN
TO BE THERE ONE MINUTE
478
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,446
AND GONE THE NEXT.
479
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,047
- GET OVER YOURSELF!
480
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,216
YOU'RE TAKING THIS ALL
WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
481
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,385
- NO, YOU'RE NOT TAKING IT
SERIOUSLY ENOUGH.
482
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,587
- NATHAN, IT'S A FAD.
483
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,855
IT'S JUST FOR FUN,
484
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,424
NOT SOMETHING TO GO TO WAR OVER.
485
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,425
- YOU'RE WRONG.
486
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,659
RETRO WILL NEVER DIE.
487
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,795
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT
BOWLING SHIRTS
488
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,430
AND COCKTAIL SHAKERS
AND DICE-SHAPED CUFFLINKS.
489
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,166
IT'S ABOUT PRIDE AND STANDARDS
490
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,202
THAT SET US APART FROM TODAY'S
MINDLESS, INSIPID MAINSTREAM.
491
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,904
THE TRENDIES HAVE COME AND GONE.
492
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,371
THE TRUE BELIEVERS ARE LEFT.
493
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,174
ARE YOU WITH US
OR AGAINST US?
494
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,775
- NATHAN,
IF YOU REALLY LIKED ME,
495
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,411
IT WOULDN'T MATTER IF I WAS
WEARING FISHNETS OR SWEATPANTS.
496
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,613
- YOU OWN SWEATPANTS?
497
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:30,981
- GET OUT.
- DILETTANTE.
498
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,149
- POSEUR.
- UGH!
499
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,751
I WAS PRE-KHAKIS COMMERCIAL,
500
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,820
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
501
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,255
- [whimpering]
502
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,826
- COME ON, RIGID, STUBBORN
BOX OF DEATH!
503
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,094
YIELD, I SAY.
YIELD!
504
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,631
- NO GOOD-BYE,
NOT EVEN A NOTE,
505
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,767
AFTER I GAVE YOU
THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE!
506
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,336
- STACY, IT'S JUST TRAGIC
507
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,138
HOW YOU SO COMPLETELY
EMBARRASSED YOURSELF.
508
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,608
- YEAH, AND FREAKED OUT.
509
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,176
- AND YOUR MASCARA,
510
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,878
IT'S NOT EVEN WATERPROOF.
511
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,180
OH!
I CAN'T LOOK.
512
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,181
- GOOD THING UPCHUCK'S
BURIED ALIVE IN THERE
513
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,317
SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
514
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,785
SEEKING REVENGE FOR THE WAY
HE'S HUMILIATED YOU
515
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,454
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
516
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:14,558
- OH, SANDY, YOU ARE SO NAIVE.
517
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,592
- HUH?
518
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,295
- UGH!
519
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,695
WHERE IS HE?
520
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,864
- PROBABLY CHATTING UP
SOME TOOTSIE
521
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:24,402
IN A SLEAZY ROADSIDE TAVERN,
COMPLAINING HOW HE AND HIS WIFE
522
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,270
HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THE SAME BED
SINCE--
523
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,538
- HE'S BACK THERE!
524
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,707
- SHAZAM.
525
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,743
- GOT TO ADMIT, I REALLY THOUGHT
HE WAS IN TROUBLE.
526
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:33,744
- OPTIMIST.
527
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:37,314
ARE THOSE SAMMY DAVIS' PANTS?
528
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,416
- LET'S HEAR IT FOR MY LOVELY
529
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,286
AND VERY TALENTED ASSISTANT
STACY
530
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,989
AND HER OSCAR-WORTHY
ACTING JOB.
531
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:49,059
YOUR CROCODILE TEARS
BRING OUT THE TIGER IN ME.
532
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,661
[purrs creepily]
533
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,966
- MAYBE STACY CAN TEACH ME
TO CRY.
534
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,334
- IT WOULD BE USEFUL AT HOME
535
00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:01,338
AND IN A VARIETY
OF SOCIAL SITUATIONS.
536
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,341
- DRIVE HOME SAFE.
TITHE YOUR EARNINGS.
537
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,142
WELCOME, SINGLE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
538
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,410
- DID I MISS ANYTHING?
539
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,411
- NOTHING GOOD.
540
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,612
UPCHUCK SURVIVED.
541
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:09,914
- WHERE'S SIR SWANKY?
542
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:10,915
SORRY, I MEAN--
543
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:11,916
- WE BROKE UP.
544
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,217
- NO KIDDING.
545
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,885
- AT LEAST NOW I CAN ADMIT
I DIDN'T LIKE HIM.
546
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,053
- WHAT IF WE GET BACK TOGETHER?
547
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,554
- OH, CRAP.
- RELAX.
548
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,989
- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
549
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,624
YOU KNEW HE WAS A JERK,
DIDN'T YOU?
550
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,527
- I DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS MY PLACE
551
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,163
TO STATE THAT
INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS FACT--
552
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,631
I MEAN IMPOSE
MY SUBJECTIVE OPINION.
553
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,000
- I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHEN YOU
DIDN'T TRY TO STEAL HIM FROM ME.
554
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,001
[together]
HEY!
555
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,002
- WHAT'D I SAY?
556
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,804
OH, MAYBE I DID ALL THAT
GOOFY STUFF
557
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,005
'CAUSE I WAS A LITTLE TOO EAGER
558
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,674
TO BE HANGING OUT
WITH A COOL GUY.
559
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,910
- NO, YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT FUN BEING FUN.
560
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,545
I'M GONNA TRY
AND REMEMBER THAT,
561
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,513
ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT ONE DAY
562
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,882
I ACTUALLY ALLOW MYSELF
TO HAVE SOME.
563
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,652
- I GUESS NATHAN'S
STYLISH GOOD LOOKS BLINDED ME
564
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,721
TO THE PROFOUND JERKINESS
UNDERNEATH.
565
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:54,825
- YOU ALWAYS DID HAVE A WEAKNESS
FOR THE CUTE ONES.
566
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:58,596
- $80, $90, $100.
567
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,363
NOT BAD, CONSIDERING MOST
OF THOSE CLOTHES
568
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,632
CAME FROM THE ATTIC.
569
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,867
- HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT THE BEAUTY AND ELEGANCE
570
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,070
OF A POSTWAR AMERICAN PIZZA?
571
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,206
- I GUESS I'M BUYING
SINCE I'VE GOT THE 100 BUCKS.
572
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,907
- $90.
REMEMBER?
573
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,909
YOU HAVE TO GIVE $10
TO MS. LEE.
574
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:12,976
- OH, YEAH.
575
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,579
DAMN POSTHYPNOTIC SUGGESTION.
576
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,348
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
577
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,429
♪ LA LA LA ♪
578
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,967
♪ LA LA LA ♪
579
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,204
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