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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

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[tires screeching
and metal crunching]

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[horn honking]

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- MISS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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MISS?

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- OH, ERIC,
I'M SO SORRY I'M RUNNING LATE.

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I HAD A HOUSEHOLD EMERGENCY.

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OH, OUR REFRIGERATOR
SUDDENLY BROKE.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD CHILL?

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I'M PERFECTLY RELAXED.

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OH, REFRIGERATOR...CHILL.

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[laughs]

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OH, I AGREE.

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THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY
ABOUT FOOD POISONING.

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- UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT.

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THEN IT'S FRIVOLITY CITY.

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DID I TELL YOU TOM'S GOING AWAY
FOR A WEEK?

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- TO THE COVE?

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- HOW'D YOU KNOW?

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- THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE
HIS FAMILY EVER GOES.

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I THINK THEY'RE TRAINING
A SECRET MILITIA UP THERE.

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- I WISH.

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THAT'S SO MUCH MORE EXCITING
THAN THEM JUST BEING

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TOO DAMN CHEAP
TO GO ANYWHERE INTERESTING.

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- HEY, HOW DO YOU THINK
OLD MONEY GETS OLD?

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- ANYWAY, HE'LL BE UP THERE
FOR A FAMILY WEDDING,

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SO MORE TIME FOR YOU AND ME
TO HANG OUT.

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- HAVEN'T WE HAD
THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE,

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ONLY I SAID WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
AND YOU SAID WHAT I'M SAYING?

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- ATTENTION,
LAWNDALE HIGH STUDENTS.

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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION
THAT DURING

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OUR ALL-IMPORTANT
TRAIL MIX FUND DRIVE WEEK,

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SOME INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN
FLAUNTING OUTSIDE SNACKS

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FROM NON-SCHOOL-AFFILIATED
SOURCES.

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NOW, STUDENTS,
THE BOOSTER CLUB,

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LEADERSHIP CLUB, CHESS CLUB,
DOMINOES CLUB, FOOTBALL,

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BASKETBALL, LACROSSE,
AND MARBLES TEAMS,

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AS WELL AS
THE FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD

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OF FUTURE MARKETING
AND PROMOTION EXECUTIVES

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NEED YOUR HELP.

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I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO INSTITUTE SNACK SPOT CHECKS.

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I'M SORRY, YOUNG PEOPLE,

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BUT YOU ABUSED YOUR PRIVILEGES.

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- I HATE THIS PLACE.

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- THAT REMINDS ME.

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I NEED SOME CHOCOLATE...

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UNAUTHORIZED CHOCOLATE.

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[chuckling]

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- DARIA, HELLO!

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I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

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- I'M NOT SURRENDERING
MY PUDDING SNACK.

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- WHAT?

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- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME?

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- IT'S ABOUT THE FRESHMAN TOURS.

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YOU KNOW,
THE TOURS WE GIVE STUDENTS

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WHO WILL BE
ENTERING SCHOOL NEXT YEAR.

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- FORGET IT.

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- WE'RE LOOKING FOR BRIGHT,
ARTICULATE,

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AND EMPATHETIC STUDENTS
TO LEAD GROUPS OF...

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FORGET IT?

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- "EMPATHETIC"?

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- WELL, YES, DARIA.

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WITH YOUR VIVID
STORYTELLER'S IMAGINATION,

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YOU CAN REALLY PUT YOURSELF
IN THE SHOES

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OF THESE YOUNG PEOPLE

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ENTERING HIGH SCHOOL
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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- I DON'T THINK
I CAN BRING MYSELF

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TO SAY ANYTHING ENCOURAGING
ABOUT A PLACE

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THAT STRIP-SEARCHES
FOR CHEEZ-ITS.

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- DARN IT, DARIA,
THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY

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TO POLISH UP
THOSE PEOPLE SKILLS.

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I PROMISED MYSELF
I'D GET YOU TO DO THIS.

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- WHY?

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- BECAUSE I CARE.

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- THEN YOU NEED TO WORK
ON YOUR CALLOUSNESS SKILLS.

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[dramatic instrumental music]

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- THEY GAVE HER
A GOOD-BYE PARTY AT 65...

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MILES PER SECOND!

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"RETIREMENT BY ROCKET,"
NEXT ON<i> SICK, SAD WORLD.</i>

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- SO I ASKED MY PARENTS,
AND IT'S COOL WITH THEM

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IF YOU WANT TO COME UP
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

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- I CAN'T STAND TO GO
TO MY FAMILY'S WEDDINGS.

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I COULD EVER GO TO YOURS?

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- COME UP AFTER THE WEDDING.

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- OH, SURE,
SO I CAN GET THERE

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JUST AS THE MARRIAGE
STARTS TO DISINTEGRATE.

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- [sighs]

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- LOOK, I APPRECIATE THE OFFER,
BUT, YOU KNOW,

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TOO MANY PEOPLE,
NOT ENOUGH EVACUATION ROUTES.

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I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK.

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- I'M WORRIED.

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I DON'T THINK YOU CAN REALLY
DO WITHOUT ME FOR A WEEK.

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- NO, YOU SHOULD WORRY THAT ONCE
I REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE

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NOT TO HAVE YOU
CRAMPING MY STYLE,

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I'LL WANT TO MAKE IT PERMANENT.

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- ROMANTIC.

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- THIS SAYS
THE DIFFERENT VEGETABLE BINS

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HAVE INDIVIDUAL THERMOSTATS.

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- THAT MEANS
I CAN HAVE CELERY STALKS

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AT ONE TEMPERATURE
FOR THEIR OPTIMUM CRISPNESS

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AND CARROT STICKS
AT ANOTHER FOR THEIRS.

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- JUST MAKE SURE
THEY NEVER TOUCH...OR KABLOOEY.

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- HA.

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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE NEW REFRIGERATOR, DARIA?

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- I THINK...

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I THINK THEY LEFT THE BOX.

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- OH, ISN'T THAT RIDICULOUS?

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THEY CARTED OFF THAT HEAVY
OLD REFRIGERATOR

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AND LEFT THE CARDBOARD BOX.

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WELL, IT'S LIGHT.

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YOU AND YOUR SISTER CAN MOVE IT
OUT TO THE CURB

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FOR THE TRASH COLLECTORS.

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- ISN'T THAT SORT OF
BRUTE DONKEY WORK

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THE REASON THEY MADE FATHERS?

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- DARIA, I'M SURPRISED
AT YOU BEING SO TRADITIONAL.

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- I'M NOT BEING TRADITIONAL.

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I'M BEING LAZY.

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- WELL, YOUR FATHER HEARD ABOUT
A LAST-MINUTE OPENING

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AT SOME MARKETING CONFERENCE
AND RAN OFF,

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SO I GUESS YOU GIRLS
WILL HAVE TO DO IT.

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- A LAST-MINUTE TRIP?

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HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT.

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- WELL, NO, DARIA.

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THAT'S BECAUSE
IT WAS LAST-MINUTE.

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- OH, OKAY.

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DID WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE
WHEN I WAS A KID?

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- ONE OF WHAT?

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- A REFRIGERATOR BOX.

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I SEEM TO REMEMBER
SPENDING A LOT OF TIME

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PLAYING IN ONE WHEN I WAS A KID.

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- OH, I DOUBT THAT, DARIA.

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I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
DOING MUCH PLAYING AT ALL.

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[laughs]

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OHH.

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- DO YOU REMEMBER US HAVING
ONE OF THESE WHEN WE WERE KIDS?

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- DARIA,
I'M DOING MANUAL LABOR HERE.

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I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR A STROLL DOWN MEMORY ROAD.

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- YOU WERE PROBABLY
TOO YOUNG ANYWAY.

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I THINK I WAS
AROUND FIVE OR SIX.

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- DARIA,
I'M NEAR THE PERSPIRING POINT.

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- OH, COME ON,
THIS THING ISN'T HEAVY.

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I COULD DRAG IT MYSELF.

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- OKAY, BYE.
- WAIT.

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- WHAT?

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- WHY DO YOU THINK DAD
REALLY WENT AWAY?

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- DARIA, WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD?

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[light acoustic guitar music]

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♪ ♪

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- HI, MRS. SLOANE, IT'S DARIA.

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UM, IS TOM THERE?

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OH, OKAY.

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NO, JUST THAT I CALLED.

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THANKS.

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- DAMN IT, HELEN, THAT'S IT!

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HOW MUCH AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE?

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- JAKE, SHE'S A CHILD.

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SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

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- THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU
TO BELIEVE!

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[crickets chirping]

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- ERIC, I'M RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE.

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NO, IT'S NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE REFRIGERATOR.

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OH, I SHOULD CHILL.

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[laughs]

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THAT'S FUNNY.

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OKAY, BYE.

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HUH.

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QUINN,
I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU AND DARIA

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TO MOVE THAT BOX
OUT TO THE CURB.

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- WHAT?
WE DID.

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- MAYBE YOU DREAMT THAT YOU DID.

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I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE
AND MOVE IT RIGHT NOW.

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- BUT, MOM, I SWEAR.

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- I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO PLAY GAMES, QUINN.

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I'M LATE.

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BRING THE BOX OUT TO THE CURB,
OR I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE

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FOR WHAT HAPPENS
TO YOUR CARROT STICKS.

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- STUPID FREAKIN' CARTON,
HARD FREAKIN' LABOR.

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I'M ONLY FREAKIN' HUMAN.

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HOW MUCH CAN ONE
FREAKIN' GIRL TAKE,

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EVEN AN ENORMOUSLY
FREAKIN' POPULAR ONE?

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[engine revving]

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[brakes squeaking]

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[upbeat jazzy music]

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♪ ♪

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- NOW, THE NEXT STOP ON OUR TOUR
IS THE LUNCHROOM.

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WHO HERE KNOWS WHAT PEOPLE DO
IN THE LUNCHROOM?

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- [sighs]

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OH, DARIA, I WANTED TO ASK YOU
IF YOU'VE GIVEN ANY MORE THOUGHT

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TO HELPING OUT
WITH THE FRESHMAN TOURS.

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- IF NOMINATED,
I WILL NOT RUN.

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IF ELECTED,
I WILL NOT SERVE.

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- BUT JODIE'S DOING IT.

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- JODIE DOES EVERYTHING.

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- MAYBE YOU AND JANE WANT
TO GIVE SOME TOURS TOGETHER.

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- I'D DO IT.

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HEY, IF I'M GIVING A TOUR,
THEN I CAN'T BE IN CLASS,

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SIMPLE PHYSICS.

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- I TOLD YOU.

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I'D FEEL LIKE
A COMPLETE HYPOCRITE

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TELLING
IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNGSTERS

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WHAT A GREAT PLACE THIS IS
WHEN I DON'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF.

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- BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL
THEM WHAT A GREAT PLACE IT IS.

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I WANT THEM TO SEE
THAT LAWNDALE HIGH

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IS THE SORT OF SCHOOL THAT
EMBRACES ALL KINDS OF STUDENTS.

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- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

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- WELL, JODIE AND THE OTHERS
ARE SORT OF JOINER TYPES,

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AND YOU...

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- ARE SORT OF A NON-JOINER TYPE,

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AN OUTCAST, AN ODDBALL,
A FIFTH WHEEL,

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AND YOU WANT ME TO TELL
OTHER ODDBALLS

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THAT LIFE AT LAWNDALE HIGH
WILL BE JUST PEACHY?

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- DARIA,
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

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- NO, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE PEGGED
AS THE MISFIT ALL THE TIME?

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I CAN GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE.

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- OF COURSE YOU CAN, DARIA.

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THAT'S MY POINT.

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SO YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT?

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- KIDS.

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[gentle acoustic guitar music]

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- DARIA,
WHY IS THAT REFRIGERATOR BOX

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IN THE BACKYARD AGAIN?

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- WHY DO YOU REFUSE
TO ACKNOWLEDGE

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THAT WE HAD A BOX LIKE THAT
WHEN I WAS A KID?

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- WHAT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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- WHERE'S DAD?

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- I TOLD YOU.
HE'S AT A CONFERENCE.

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HE'LL BE HOME TOMORROW.

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CALL HIM IF YOU WANT
TO SPEAK TO HIM.

231
00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,563
- WHY,
SO HE CAN LIE TO ME TOO?

232
00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:20,899
WHERE IS HE, REALLY?

233
00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,734
- DARIA, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?

234
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,069
- DID YOU AND DAD
HAVE A HUGE FIGHT ABOUT ME

235
00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,071
WHEN I WAS LITTLE?

236
00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,472
- WHAT?
NO.

237
00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,440
- YOU'RE LYING.

238
00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,744
SO WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?

239
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,412
- NEXT WEEK, LIKE I SAID.

240
00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:35,747
- CAN YOU GET BACK ANY SOONER?

241
00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,815
- I WISH I COULD.

242
00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,549
WAIT, ARE YOU KIDDING?

243
00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,051
- DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME?

244
00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,953
- I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU,
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO,

245
00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,387
"I DON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE HERE OR NOT"?

246
00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:44,655
- IT'S CHANGED.

247
00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:46,791
LISTEN, DO YOU STILL WANT ME
TO COME UP THERE?

248
00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,394
- WELL, YOU COULD, BUT IT'S
EVEN DULLER THAN I THOUGHT.

249
00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,396
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE GREAT FOR<i> ME</i>
IF YOU CAME UP,

250
00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,964
BUT I THINK YOU'D HAVE
A HORRIBLE TIME.

251
00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,699
- SO YOU LIED TO ME TOO.

252
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,834
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

253
00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,201
- YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME
TO COME UP.

254
00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,303
NOW YOU SAY YOU DON'T.

255
00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,771
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL.

256
00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,038
COME ON UP.
I WANT YOU TO.

257
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,040
IT'LL BE GREAT.

258
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,375
- NO, THANKS.

259
00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,576
- [sighs]

260
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,411
- CALL ME TOMORROW, OKAY?

261
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,146
- DARIA, SERIOUSLY,
IS SOMETHING WRONG?

262
00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,382
- CALL ME TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?
BYE.

263
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,016
- BUT WE CAN TALK RIGHT NOW.

264
00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,785
[dial tone drones]

265
00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,788
[quirky electronic music]

266
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,456
♪ ♪

267
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,058
- WELL, YOU SPOKE THE TRUTH.

268
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,192
IT'S A BOX, ALL RIGHT.

269
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,327
- IT'S MORE THAN A BOX.

270
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,029
- UM, FROM HERE,
IT LOOKS LIKE EXACTLY A BOX.

271
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,332
- I MEAN, THAT BOX IS TRYING
TO TELL ME SOMETHING.

272
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,500
- IF YOU SAY SO.

273
00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:31,068
ALL I HEAR IS THE RUSTLE
OF A GENTLE BREEZE

274
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,204
WAFTING THROUGH CARDBOARD,
QUITE SOOTHING, REALLY.

275
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,974
- YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT IS SOOTHING.

276
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,075
- I WAS KIDDING.

277
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,878
- NO,
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

278
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,948
- UM, DARIA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

279
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,216
- YES, THIS IS RIGHT.

280
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:49,153
- DARIA?

281
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,588
- DAMN IT, HELEN, THAT'S IT!

282
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,189
HOW MUCH AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE?

283
00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:53,791
- JAKE, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

284
00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,460
IT'S ABOUT HER HAVING
A LITTLE TROUBLE FITTING IN.

285
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,429
- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FIT IN,
DAMN IT.

286
00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,898
WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT THAT?

287
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,198
- JAKE, SHE'S A CHILD.

288
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,500
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

289
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,736
- THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU
TO BELIEVE!

290
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,204
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

291
00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:11,009
[door slams shut]

292
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,610
- DARIA, COME ON,

293
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,045
THE NEIGHBORS
ARE STARTING TO TALK.

294
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,247
- UM...GOOD.

295
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,449
SOON THEY'LL PROGRESS
TO CAVE DRAWINGS,

296
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,719
AND CIVILIZATION
WILL BE ON ITS WAY.

297
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,687
- DARIA, I REMEMBERED.

298
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:23,955
YOU WERE RIGHT.

299
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,256
I REMEMBERED
I WAS THREE OR FOUR,

300
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,657
AND IT WAS NIGHTTIME,
AND I WOKE UP,

301
00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,059
BECAUSE MOM AND DAD
WERE FIGHTING,

302
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,961
AND THEN DAD WAS YELLING,
AND A DOOR SLAMMED,

303
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,796
AND THEN I HEARD A CAR START UP,
AND HE DROVE AWAY.

304
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,097
- THANK YOU.

305
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,066
I KNEW I WASN'T IMAGINING IT.

306
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,968
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT THEY WERE FIGHTING ABOUT?

307
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,005
- UM...YEAH.

308
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,940
THEY WERE FIGHTING ABOUT YOU.

309
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,046
- NOW, DARIA,

310
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,481
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU SEE

311
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,583
WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE.

312
00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:52,684
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

313
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,052
THAT'S NOT A PICTURE.

314
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,154
- WELL, NOT THE KIND OF PICTURE
WE'RE USED TO SEEING.

315
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,556
THIS PICTURE LETS YOU MAKE UP
WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

316
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,792
- THEN WHY DON'T I JUST DRAW
MY OWN PICTURE?

317
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,961
- FOR INSTANCE,
ONE LITTLE BOY OR GIRL

318
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,763
MIGHT LOOK AT IT
AND SEE A FIRE TRUCK OR A HOUSE.

319
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,432
ANOTHER MIGHT SEE A HERD
OF BEAUTIFUL WILD PONIES

320
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,867
RUNNING FREE ACROSS THE PLAINS.

321
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,036
- IT'S JUST A BLACK SPLOTCH.

322
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:15,473
- DARIA, WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY AT RECESS?

323
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,975
- I DON'T LIKE GAMES.

324
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,342
I LIKE TO READ.

325
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,345
- DON'T YOU ENJOY PLAYING
WITH THE OTHER CHILDREN?

326
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,646
- NOT REALLY.

327
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,881
THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,

328
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,950
AND THEN THEY MAKE FUN OF ME.

329
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:28,753
I LIKE TO READ.

330
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,221
- I'M JUST SAYING, DARIA,

331
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,323
IF YOU GIVE THE OTHER BOYS
AND GIRLS A CHANCE,

332
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,024
YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEONE YOU LIKE.

333
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,560
IT TAKES ALL KINDS.

334
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,994
- I LIKE LOTS OF KIDS.

335
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,396
- THEY CALL ME EGGHEAD.

336
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,364
- SWEETIE, IT'S A LITTLE HARD
FOR YOUR FATHER AND ME

337
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,866
TO KEEP TAKING TIME OFF FROM
WORK TO TALK TO THE COUNSELOR.

338
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,402
WHY DON'T YOU MEET US HALFWAY

339
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,136
AND TRY TALKING
TO THE OTHER KIDS?

340
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,439
- THEY DON'T SAY ANYTHING
THAT INTERESTS ME.

341
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,175
- I TALK A LOT
TO THE OTHER KIDS,

342
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,642
AND THEY TALK BACK.

343
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,113
- DARIA, HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY DON'T INTEREST YOU?

344
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,882
- I'M TIRED.

345
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,217
- I'M NOT TIRED.

346
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,621
- WELL,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

347
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,622
I'M AT MY WIT'S END.

348
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,056
- DAMN IT, HELEN, THAT'S IT!

349
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,392
I GO IN THERE EVERY DAY
TO FACE A PSYCHOTIC BOSS,

350
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,728
A JOB THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
A FREAKIN' SLAVE,

351
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,663
AND THEN I HAVE TO COME HOME
AND DEAL WITH THIS?

352
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,164
HOW MUCH AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE?

353
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,133
- JAKE, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

354
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:19,070
IT'S ABOUT HER HAVING
A LITTLE TROUBLE FITTING IN.

355
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,972
- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FIT IN,
DAMN IT.

356
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,173
WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT THAT?

357
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,775
- JAKE, SHE'S A CHILD.

358
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:24,976
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

359
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,811
- THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU
TO BELIEVE!

360
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,212
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

361
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,148
[door slams shut]

362
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:56,440
- OH, HEY, KIDDO.

363
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,842
UM, DARIA?

364
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,285
BUT WHAT'S SHE DOING IN THERE?

365
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,519
- I DON'T KNOW.

366
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,521
SHE'S BEEN ACTING SO STRANGELY.

367
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,622
I'D HAVE CALLED YOU,

368
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,057
BUT BY THE TIME I GOT HOME
AND SAW HER,

369
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,292
YOU WERE ALREADY IN THE AIR.

370
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,393
- OH, HI, DAD.

371
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,828
HOW WAS THE BAND-AID CONFERENCE?

372
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,862
- BRANDING.

373
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,030
IT WAS A BRANDING CONFERENCE.

374
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,297
- BRANDING?

375
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,267
OH, NO, THOSE POOR COWS.

376
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,603
- QUINN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHY YOUR SISTER IS OUTSIDE

377
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,272
SITTING IN THAT RIDICULOUS BOX?

378
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,039
- IS SHE STILL OUT THERE?

379
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,009
UM, IT'S ABOUT THAT FIGHT
YOU TWO HAD.

380
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,243
- FIGHT?
WHAT FIGHT?

381
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,578
- WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FIGHT.

382
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,947
- BACK WHEN WE WERE KIDS
IN THE OLD HOUSE.

383
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,548
YOU KNOW,
YOU HAD A BIG FIGHT ABOUT DARIA,

384
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,783
AND THEN DAD STORMED OUT.

385
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,451
IT WAS VERY TRAUMATIC.

386
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,219
THE SCARS ARE WITH ME
TO THIS DAY.

387
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,421
DO WE HAVE ANY DIET SODA?

388
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,290
- COME ON, DARIA.

389
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,291
COME OUT OF THE BOX.

390
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,325
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

391
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,593
- YEAH, COME ON, KIDDO.

392
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,029
WE'LL ALL HAVE A NICE TALK.

393
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,397
- NO.

394
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,532
- DARIA, YOU CAN'T SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN THERE.

395
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,869
- I CAN ONCE THEY PUT IN MY
HIGH-SPEED INTERNET CONNECTION.

396
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,938
- DARIA, PLEASE COME OUT?

397
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,606
- ALL RIGHT,
BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE

398
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,175
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH ME.

399
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,678
- UM...UH...OKAY.

400
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,279
- HELEN,
IS THAT SUCH A GOOD IDEA?

401
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,081
- JAKE.
- HONEST IT IS.

402
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,149
- WHEN I WAS SIX YEARS OLD,

403
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,952
DID YOU HAVE A BIG FIGHT
ABOUT ME?

404
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,686
- YES.
- NO.

405
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,687
- YES.

406
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,888
- I'D FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT.

407
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,090
QUINN REMINDED US.

408
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,658
- WHY WERE YOU FIGHTING?

409
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,893
- DARIA, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.

410
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,696
WE KEPT GETTING CALLS
FROM THE SCHOOL.

411
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,330
YOU WOULDN'T TALK
TO THE OTHER CHILDREN.

412
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,399
YOU WOULDN'T PLAY
WITH THE OTHER CHILDREN.

413
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,001
WE KNEW HOW SMART YOU WERE.

414
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,370
TALKING TO YOU WAS LIKE TALKING
TO A MINIATURE ADULT.

415
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,672
BUT YOU WOULDN'T ENGAGE
WITH THE OTHER KIDS.

416
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,940
- THEY DIDN'T INTEREST ME.

417
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,207
- THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.

418
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,209
- YOUR FATHER WAS IN A JOB
HE HATED

419
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,545
WITH A REALLY SADISTIC BOSS.

420
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,079
- LOUSY MINI-MUSSOLINI...

421
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,080
- JAKE!

422
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,515
- TENSE, DARIA.
I WAS VERY TENSE.

423
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,783
- I WAS TRYING TO RESUME
A FULL-TIME WORKLOAD

424
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,219
AND STILL RAISE TWO YOUNG GIRLS.

425
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,887
WE WERE ALL TENSE.

426
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,722
YOUR PROBLEMS AT SCHOOL
WERE SORT OF THE STRAW

427
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,857
THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK.

428
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,359
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT.

429
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,261
YOUR FATHER STORMED OFF,
SPENT THE NIGHT IN A MOTEL...

430
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,496
- A CRAPPY MOTEL.

431
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,531
- AND THE NEXT DAY,
WE MADE UP AND CARRIED ON.

432
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,866
- SO I CAUSED
A BIG MARITAL RIFT.

433
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,201
- NOT A RIFT, DARIA.

434
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,469
- WE HAD A FIGHT ONE NIGHT.

435
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,406
YOU HAPPENED TO BE THE TOPIC,
NOT THE CAUSE.

436
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,578
DARIA?

437
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,981
[door clicks shut]

438
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,917
[engine turning]

439
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,921
[tires squealing]

440
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:27,091
- HELLO, MRS. SLOANE,
IS TOM THERE?

441
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:31,095
WELL, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I TOOK
YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER TO VISIT?

442
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,299
YEAH, I CAN BE THERE
IN ABOUT FOUR HOURS.

443
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,833
THANKS VERY MUCH,
MRS. SLOANE.

444
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,472
[rain pattering]

445
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,678
[tires screeching]

446
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,749
[metal crunching]

447
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,184
- MISS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

448
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:55,853
MISS.

449
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:59,190
MISS.

450
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,458
- YEAH.

451
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,592
YEAH, I'M OKAY.

452
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:05,296
[light rock music]

453
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,232
[horn honking]

454
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,937
- I'M NOT QUITE GETTING THIS.

455
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,840
YOU RAN OFF BECAUSE OF A FIGHT
YOUR PARENTS HAD 11 YEARS AGO?

456
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,209
- IT'S NOT THE FIGHT.

457
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,978
IT'S THE SUDDEN REALIZATION
THAT ALL THESE YEARS,

458
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,980
WHEN I THOUGHT
THEY WERE TORTURING ME,

459
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,216
IN REALITY,
I WAS THE ONE TORTURING THEM.

460
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,518
- FIRST OF ALL,
I DON'T THINK IT'S EITHER/OR.

461
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,687
FROM WHERE I'M SITTING,
YOU AND YOUR FOLKS HAVE DONE

462
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,122
A GREAT JOB
OF TORTURING EACH OTHER.

463
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,856
AND SECOND OF ALL,
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

464
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,458
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE BUSTING THEM?

465
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,093
- YES,
I KNOW WHEN I'M BUSTING THEM.

466
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,562
WHAT I DIDN'T REALIZE
IS WHAT A PAIN I'VE BEEN

467
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,298
WHEN I THOUGHT
I WAS JUST BEING ME.

468
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,565
- HUH?

469
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,134
- AT AGE SIX,
I DECIDE I DON'T NEED TO TALK

470
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,836
TO OTHER KIDS EVER AGAIN.

471
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,306
MY PARENTS ARE THE ONES
WHO GET CALLED IN TO SCHOOL.

472
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,974
AT 12,
I DECIDE TO TRY OUT

473
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,344
SOME SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS
ON MY TEACHERS.

474
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,780
MY PARENTS ARE THE ONES
WHO GET CALLED IN TO SCHOOL.

475
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,082
AT 15, I START WRITING
VIOLENT REVENGE FANTASIES

476
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,251
JUST TO GET A REACTION.

477
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,020
- YOUR PARENTS,
ET CETERA, ET CETERA, GOTCHA.

478
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,455
BUT I NEVER GOT THE IDEA
THAT THEY MINDED THAT MUCH.

479
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,692
- YEAH,
WHICH JUST MAKES IT EVEN WORSE.

480
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,227
- YOU REALLY NEED
TO DISCUSS THIS WITH THEM.

481
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,898
- I KNOW, BUT FIRST I HAD TO
TALK TO SOMEONE I COULD TRUST.

482
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,700
- YEAH, I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T
MAKE IT TO THE COVE.

483
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,035
- I'M NOT.

484
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,904
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD
TO SEE TOM, BUT THIS WAY,

485
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:24,041
I GOT TO TALK TO THE PERSON
I TRUST MOST.

486
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,278
[horn honks]

487
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,782
- OH, THANK GOD.

488
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,117
BUT, DARIA,
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUN AWAY

489
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,853
WHEN YOU HEARD THAT STORY ABOUT
GETTING CALLED IN TO SCHOOL?

490
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,355
- YEAH, WE USED TO GET CALLED
IN TO SCHOOL ALL THE TIME.

491
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:39,890
- JAKE.
- I MEAN...WE WERE USED TO IT.

492
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,925
- JAKE.
- I MEAN...

493
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,393
- JAKE!
- IT WAS PART OF THE DEAL.

494
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,496
IT WAS THE OTHER SIDE TO YOU
BEING SO SMART AND PERCEPTIVE.

495
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,564
- OH.

496
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,066
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

497
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,834
- DARIA, YOU CAN'T HAVE A CHILD
WITH YOUR KIND OF INTELLIGENCE

498
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,071
AND EXPECT HER TO FIT IN EASILY
WITH OTHER KIDS.

499
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,073
WE WEREN'T HAPPY
TO BE CALLED IN TO SCHOOL

500
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,874
BECAUSE WE KNEW IT MEANT
YOU WEREN'T HAPPY.

501
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,576
- BUT WE WERE NEVER UNHAPPY
WITH YOU.

502
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,213
- OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

503
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,083
UM...
DO YOU THINK I'M A MISFIT?

504
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,850
- DARIA, YOU MAKE YOUR CHOICES.

505
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:07,852
WE UNDERSTAND THAT.

506
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,620
- YEAH...WE DO?

507
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,921
- CHOICES?

508
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,558
- YES, LIKE DECIDING NOT
TO VISIT TOM WHILE HE WAS AWAY

509
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,660
OR TO GIVE THOSE STUDENT TOURS.

510
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,062
YOU CHOOSE NOT TO INTERACT,
AND WE UNDERSTAND.

511
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,664
IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A MISFIT.

512
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:23,067
- IT JUST MAKES ME ANTISOCIAL.

513
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,803
THAT STUDENT TOUR THING
IS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.

514
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:29,474
- YOU KNOW,
IF I COULD INTERJECT HERE.

515
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,642
- UM, I'M GONNA GO TO BED.

516
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,677
- GOOD NIGHT.

517
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,911
- GOOD NIGHT, KIDDO.

518
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,447
- I JUST WANT TO SAY
IT OCCURS TO ME

519
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,349
THAT MAYBE I WASN'T
THE EASIEST CHILD

520
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,486
IN THE WORLD TO RAISE,
AND, UM...

521
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,821
PERHAPS I'M QUITE LUCKY
TO HAVE YOU FOR PARENTS.

522
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,726
- THANK YOU FOR KNOWING
WHEN NOT TO SPEAK.

523
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,561
- I THINK YOU BROKE MY TOE.

524
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,303
- "DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU'D NEED
THIS, BUT JUST IN CASE...

525
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,339
QUINN."

526
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,641
- ANYWAY, SORRY I WASN'T HOME
WHEN YOU CALLED,

527
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,410
AND I'M REAL SORRY
YOU NEVER MADE IT UP THERE,

528
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,011
ALTHOUGH I THINK
THAT LAST CHECKERS GAME

529
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,613
BETWEEN ME AND MY UNCLE
IS STILL GOING ON.

530
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:13,283
- HEY, YOU HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING
I WAS GONNA WANT TO DRIVE UP.

531
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,052
- I MEAN, IF I'D HAD ANY IDEA
THAT YOU'D END UP

532
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:18,022
IN A HORRIFIC MULTI-CAR CRACKUP
WHISPERING MY NAME OVER AND OVER

533
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,990
IN A DESPERATE BID
NOT TO SLIP INTO A COMA...

534
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,625
- HORRIFIC CRACKUP?

535
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,826
I SPUN OUT ON THE SHOULDER.

536
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,930
- YOU TELL IT YOUR WAY.
I'LL TELL IT MINE.

537
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,302
- [sighs]

538
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,771
NOW,
OVER HERE IS THE LUNCHROOM.

539
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,607
AS MIDDLE SCHOOL VETERANS,
YOU ALREADY KNOW

540
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,643
THAT THIS IS THE CENTER
FOR SPITBALLS,

541
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,611
LAUGHING MILK UP
THROUGH YOUR NOSE,

542
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,147
AND FOOD POISONING
OF EVERY VARIETY.

543
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,883
- WHO HERE WANTS TO SLIP ME A 20
TO POINT OUT THE POPULAR TABLE,

544
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,818
SO YOU CAN START FIGHTING
FOR A SEAT NOW?

545
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,556
- OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON
TO HELL AND PURGATORY,

546
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,158
ALSO KNOWN AS THE GYM
AND LOCKER ROOMS.

547
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,060
- WHERE FOR 20 BUCKS,
I'LL SHOW YOU WHICH SHOWERS

548
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,963
HAVEN'T BEEN PEED IN...
TO MY KNOWLEDGE.

549
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,966
- MY FRIEND IS JUST KIDDING YOU,
OF COURSE.

550
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,268
THEY'VE ALL BEEN PEED IN.

551
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,837
NOW, AS WE HEAD FOR THE GYM,

552
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,006
TAKE SPECIAL NOTE OF THE FINE
INDUSTRIAL-GRADE LOCKERS,

553
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,508
WHICH MAKE THE PERFECT NOISE

554
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,910
WHEN YOU BANG YOUR HEAD
AGAINST THEM.

555
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,480
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

556
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:28,859
♪ ♪

557
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,795
♪ LA-LA, LA ♪

558
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,432
♪ LA-LA, LA ♪

559
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,137
♪ LA-LA, LA ♪