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(<i> surf music playing</i> )

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♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

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♪ Turn the sun down ♪

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♪ Turn the sun down ♪

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♪ Oh, no, don't say surf's up ♪

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♪ I don't hang ten ♪

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♪ In fact, I hang none ♪

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♪ Take the undertow ♪

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♪ Hurry up and row ♪

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♪ Maybe someone could
turn down the sun ♪

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♪<i> Sun, sun, sun</i> ♪

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♪ Turn the sun down ♪

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♪<i> Sun, sun, sun</i> ♪

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♪ Turn the sun down ♪

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♪<i> Sun, sun, sun, ooh</i> ♪

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♪ Where's Jaws
when you need him? ♪

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♪ A tsunami ♪

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♪ Would just be too grim ♪

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♪ Hey, don't block
my shade ♪

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♪ Hold the lemonade ♪

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♪ Maybe someone
can turn down the sun ♪

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♪<i> Sun, sun, sun, ooh</i> ♪

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♪ Turn the sun down ♪

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♪<i> Sun, sun, sun, ooh</i> ♪

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♪ Turn the sun down ♪

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♪<i> Sun, sun, sun, ooh</i> ♪

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♪ Turn the sun down ♪

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♪<i> Sun, sun, sun, ooh</i> ♪

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♪ Turn the sun down ♪

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♪<i> Ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah, ooh</i> ♪

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♪<i> Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ooh</i> ♪

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♪<i> Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ooh</i> ♪

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♪<i> Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ooh</i> ♪

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Well, students...

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I certainly<i> appreciate</i>

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your help in cleaning out
the<i> classroom</i> for the summer.

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It almost makes me<i> forget</i>

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that most of you didn't learn
a thing all<i> year!</i>

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That's not true.

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I learned to sleep
sitting up.

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Mr. D, as QB I think
I can speak for...

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Careful with that map, Kevin!

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(<i> squeals</i> )

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Now, without turning around

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did you want to dangle

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a morsel of<i> hope</i>
before me by announcing

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you're doing something
<i> constructive</i> this summer?

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Like partaking in much needed
<i> remedial</i> classes

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or some sort of<i> vocation?</i>

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I'm not going
on vacation.

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Me and Brit are
going to be lifeguards!

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No turning, Kevin.

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Do not turn until...

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Did you say<i> lifeguards?</i>

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It'll be really easy

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cause I already
know how to use...

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Um, a bullhorn.

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(<i> screaming</i> )

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Why couldn't I have
been born

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during an influenza
epidemic?

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Or at the base of a volcano?

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Why did I survive,
grow tall and strong

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only to squander
all my potential

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by becoming<i> a teacher?</i>

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(<i> screams</i> )

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When he would have made

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such a wonderful
motivational speaker.

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(<i> laughs</i> )

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Now, remember, the P-STATS

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are a good dry run
for your college boards.

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If you got 1,200 points
or better, kudos.

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You'll have a wide
and exciting choice of colleges.

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And for those with less, uh,
robust scores

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there are still wonderful
opportunities

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in the food services sector.

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Hmm, 940.

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902.

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955.

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956.

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I guess we're all of
comparable intelligence.

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Yeah,
comparable.

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(<i> bell rings</i> )

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All right,
have a rewarding

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and growth-filled summer,
everyone.

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And by the way,
we still have openings

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for counselors
at the Okay to Cry Corral--

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my day camp
for sensitive children

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and those who'd like to be.

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It's going to be wonderful.

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I hope some of...

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Um, all right, then.

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I'll miss you all, too.

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Quinn,<i> you'd</i> like
to join the roundup

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at the Okay to Cry Corral

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and make a difference
in a child's life?

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Why would I want
to do that?

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I just, um, need to
ask you something.

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Problems at home?

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Is it your mother?

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She seems awfully stressed.

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Has she been acting out on you?

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It's about my test score.

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Oh.

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Um, let's say you got
a certain score on a test

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and it wasn't
terrible...

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but some other people got
almost the same score--

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people you really thought
you could do better than

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although for personal reasons

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you'd rather not name them
or say why?

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Um... what?

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Okay, forget everything
I just said.

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Let's try this.

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Can I get into Pepperhill
with a 955?

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955? Oh, dear.

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Well, let's see.

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Pepperhill University.

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It<i> is</i> known more
for its wide range

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of social activities
than for academics

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but... ah!

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Uh-oh!

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I'm afraid to get
into Pepperhill

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you'll need a combined score
of at least a thousand.

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But that's not<i> fair!</i>

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I didn't have time to study
with my fashion club duties.

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Don't extracurricular activities
count for<i> anything?</i>

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You think you might
have done better

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if you'd studied?

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Who were those other people
you mentioned?

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I told you to
forget them!

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Eep! Of course you did!

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Well, Quinn,
if you think studying would help

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I say go for it!

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Take this summer
to crack the books!

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Hire a tutor!

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Put your nose
to the proverbial grindstone.

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What's wrong with my nose?

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(<i> groans</i> )

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I think I'm finally
finding out

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what it feels like
to be a Lane.

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That can't be

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since it's
only afternoon

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and you're
already out of bed.

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I mean the lack
of tiresome parental
involvement.

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Mine have been so busy

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they've completely forgotten
to force me

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into some dumb summer activity.

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I'm turning into you.

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Well, you've got
so much else of mine

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you might as well
have my identity.

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Hey.

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Take a joke, Daria.

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Anyway, que ironico.

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You don't have
summer plans. I do.

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"Ironico's" not a word.

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This old commune-mate
of my mother's

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runs an artists' colony.

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I've been accepted into
their summer program.

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That's great.

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That sounds sincere.

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Why didn't you
say anything?

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I didn't want to jinx it.

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Two months of painting
and sculpting my heart out

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in a college town
in the middle of nowhere--

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starting this weekend.

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Does this college town
have a name

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or do you just turn left
at the kid with the tractor?

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Cheer up, Daria.

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Without me around, you'll
have that much more time

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for your budding
social life.

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This college book said
you need a score of 1,000

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and a B-minus average
to get into Pepperhill.

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God, we're only
flesh and blood.

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Stacy, ew.

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Sorry.

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So we'll go
somewhere else.

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Somewhere that
appreciates

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our specialness
and individuality.

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But I'm sure I can
do better on those tests.

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<i> You</i> can do better?

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We! Did I say<i> me?</i> We.

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Gee, Quinn, I'm glad you think

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you're so much smarter
than the rest of us

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but you're worried
about nothing.

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We have plenty of time

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to pull up our test scores
next year.

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Yeah, no sweat.

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Stacy, ew.

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Sorry.

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More waffles, Dad?

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I found an extra
stick of butter.

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No, thanks.

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The old diet, you know.

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May 2?

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Hey, it's June!

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These waffles have expired!

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Relax, Jake,
that's a sell-by date.

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They've been frozen since then.

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They're fine.

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Easy for you to say.

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You didn't just eat
four poisoned waffles!

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Mom's right.

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Besides, if you
had food poisoning

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you'd be developing a very
mild stomachache by now.

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A mild stomachache?

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I think I have one,
damn it!

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Jake, can't you ever
tell when anyone's joking?

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Of course I can.

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Uh, you're not
doing it now, are you?

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It's June?

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Oh, my gosh, Daria.

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What are you doing this summer?

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I was wondering
when you'd ask

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but don't worry,
I have a job.

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Good for you, kiddo!

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I see, and what exactly
is this job?

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I'm sorry, but
the confidentiality agreement

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I signed with the government

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prevents me from revealing that.

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I've already said too much.

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Wow!

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I mean, wow, what a funny joke!

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Daria, I'm serious.

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I'm not going to
let you sit around
the house all summer.

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Fine, I'll lie around
the house all summer.

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Quinn, what are your
plans for the summer?

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All right, I admit it.

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My P-STAT scores
were a little low.

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What?

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Sandi said we have

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plenty of time
to catch up next year.

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What about all the new things
you'll have to learn then?

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Yeah, the second half
of the alphabet

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is even harder than the first.

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Oh, great, so you think
I should get a tutor, too.

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Aren't there, like,
any TV shows I can watch?

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Good idea.

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You wouldn't want to flunk
the essay section on<i> Matlock.</i>

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Ha!<i> Matlock!</i>

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Well, if you don't
want a tutor, then...

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Fine! A tutor it is.

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Just make it out
to me-- Brittany!

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Gee, thanks for
clearing that up.

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You're welcome.

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What are you guys
doing this summer?

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Two internships,
volunteer community service

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a part-time job and, in
my spare time, golf lessons.

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Wow! What about you,
Mack Daddy?

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Driving an
ice cream truck.

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Ha, that's not very
prestigitatious.

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Thanks for pointing that out.

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You're welcome.

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Mack owes his
father some money

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and I think it's very
conscientious of him

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to take that job
and pay him back.

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Yeah, he gets the money;
I get the humiliation.

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Mack, it'll be fine.

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Wait, isn't golf for old
people who dress funny?

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Yeah, my parents.

259
00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,678
They're trying to get into
Winged Tree Country Club

260
00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:35,346
and they want me
to learn how to play.

261
00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,481
Hey, do you get to wear
one of those little hats

262
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,218
and ring that bell that goes
"ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling..."

263
00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,188
"A-ling"?

264
00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,123
So I told my
parents, "All right

265
00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:48,192
"I'll go with you
on your little
trip to Bermuda

266
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,894
"but don't expect me
to take part

267
00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,062
in any family luaus."

268
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,565
But isn't it Hawaii
where they do luaus?

269
00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,634
Gee, Quinn, that's exactly
what my mother said.

270
00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,136
Maybe you should
go with them.

271
00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,437
(<i> giggles nervously</i> )

272
00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,506
What are you doing
this summer, Quinn?

273
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,040
Oh, nothing special.

274
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,643
See some movies, catch up
on my dating, get a tutor.

275
00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,144
A tutor?

276
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,246
Oh, Quinn,
I'm so sorry.

277
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,480
Really.

278
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,249
I know, it's terrible

279
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,750
but my mother's making me.

280
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,587
Um, you guys will keep it
to yourselves, won't you?

281
00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:16,755
Of course.

282
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,989
You can trust us.

283
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,058
You have our word.

284
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,527
You guys
are the best.

285
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,963
I think we should talk.

286
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,665
Okay. We are now talking.

287
00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,833
About the Tom thing.

288
00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,701
That I don't want
to talk about.

289
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,638
If you're still upset about it,
we should deal with it now

290
00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,307
especially since we won't be
seeing each other all summer.

291
00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:37,575
You don't get it, do you?

292
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,077
I don't want
to talk about it.

293
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,611
I don't want
to think about it.

294
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,646
I told you I'm not mad at you
about Tom.

295
00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,149
Now, let it freaking go, okay?

296
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,650
Can I at least take you out
for a good-luck pizza

297
00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,920
before you leave for
your big art adventure?

298
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:52,556
Daria, I said, let it go.

299
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,365
Jake, put the paper down.

300
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,201
That boy Daria's been dating
is on his way over.

301
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,902
You mean Quinn's
been dating.

302
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,404
No, Daria.

303
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,905
Oh, good one, honey!

304
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,743
Old Jake Morgendorffer
sure appreciates a funny joke.

305
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,778
Jake, will you
listen to me, please!

306
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,281
Daria's been out with this Tom
several times

307
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,849
and we're finally
going to meet him

308
00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:20,351
and I want to make sure we have
our game plan together.

309
00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:21,920
Wait, I remember now.

310
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,255
The guy without
any vocal cords.

311
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,190
I want you to stay
cool and relaxed

312
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,293
and not embarrass her by
getting all nervous and crazy.

313
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,496
Daria said he communicates
by blinking.

314
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:35,800
Now, was it one blink for yes
or one blink for no?

315
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,301
Jake, she was joking!

316
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,370
I know!

317
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,504
(<i> laughing</i> )

318
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,072
Now, what's the game plan?

319
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,807
The game plan is,
you don't say a word.

320
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,242
So he won't feel
self-conscious

321
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,610
about the vocal
cords, right?

322
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,244
(<i> groans</i> )
(<i> doorbell rings</i> )

323
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,348
Hello. You must be Tom.

324
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,182
Hi...

325
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,116
I'm Helen Morgendorffer.

326
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:52,917
Glad to...

327
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:53,484
Won't you come in?

328
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,085
I...

329
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,186
Great!

330
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,122
We've heard so much
about you, Tom.

331
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,289
Really?

332
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,424
Um, well, actually...

333
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,558
Hey, there, young man!

334
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:01,659
Jake Morgendorffer.

335
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:02,793
Hi. I'm Tom Sloane.

336
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,195
Sloane?

337
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,231
Not the same Sloane as in
Grace, Sloane and Page?

338
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,932
Well, that's my dad,
so I guess...

339
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,567
Grace, Sloane and Page?

340
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,904
Hey, sign me up for a little
of that insider trading!

341
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,341
Little joke, of course.

342
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,010
Class firm like your father's
would never...

343
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,479
Um, say, you know,
my vocal cords hurt.

344
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,414
I'd better go gargle.

345
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,918
Sorry about that.

346
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,087
They've been acting
a little strange

347
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,123
ever since,
oh, I can remember.

348
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,591
Pizza?

349
00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:34,592
Okay.

350
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,794
What's this?

351
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,928
My new car.

352
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,596
Well, my grandmother's old one.

353
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,198
Did you want this car?

354
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,467
Well,<i> yeah,</i> after my parents had
my old one towed away

355
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,801
in the middle of the night.

356
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:47,571
Note to self:
leave Quinn out
on curb tonight.

357
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,174
Oh, hi, Daria!

358
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,509
Um, hello.

359
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,611
Hey, Daria.
I didn't know
you had a brother.

360
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:54,679
What?

361
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,648
Jane's going out
with your brother?

362
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:57,749
Wow!
What?

363
00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,751
You're Tom, right?
Jane's boyfriend?

364
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,018
Well, I'm Tom, but...

365
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,721
How long have you and
Daria been brothers?

366
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,591
I mean, how long
has Daria been
your brother?

367
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,692
Wait a minute.

368
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,859
Actually...

369
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,662
Listen, it's been
great talking and all

370
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,264
but we've got to get
back to the rent-a-brother shop

371
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,199
before they charge us
for an extra day.

372
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,201
Bye.

373
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,736
You know what, babe?

374
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,806
I don't think he's
her brother at all.

375
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:22,807
What's the matter?

376
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,908
I can't do this.

377
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,543
I can't spend
the evening in there

378
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,644
explaining to people

379
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,613
that no, you're
not my brother

380
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,949
and no, you're
not Jane's boyfriend.

381
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,550
You're actually
<i> my</i> uh...

382
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,718
Yes?

383
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,953
guy I'm dating.

384
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,487
Okay, I understand.

385
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,089
I know. Let's bag
the pizza place

386
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,524
and go to my parents' club.

387
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,259
You're not much for crafty
strategizing, are you?

388
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,394
Nobody knows
you there.

389
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,963
Besides, they charge
my folks for meals

390
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,197
whether they eat them
or not

391
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,233
so we might as well
get their money's worth.

392
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,735
Tom, as much as I'd like
to help your family

393
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,937
in their time of need...

394
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,872
Do they have
cheddar fries?

395
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,508
Think you'll come visit me
while I'm working

396
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,510
in my father's office
this month?

397
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,812
You can help me
file earnings reports.

398
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,514
Oh, sure,
that old line.

399
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,516
Boy, you can really
smell the mold

400
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,485
on the old money
in here, can't you?

401
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,453
Better on the money
than on the food.

402
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,488
Uh-oh.

403
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,557
Someone pull out
a new 20?

404
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,092
Mom, Dad, Elsie.

405
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,894
Daria, this is
my mother and father

406
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,062
and my sister Elsie.

407
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,963
Hi, Daria.
Nice to meet you.

408
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,699
I just spoke
with Aunt Mildred.

409
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,768
She's made a lot of
improvements on the house.

410
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,069
She had
the screen door fixed.

411
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,638
We always spend August
at the Cove

412
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,106
with my Great-Aunt Mildred--
it's kind of a tradition.

413
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,375
In other words,
we don't have a choice.
Elsie!

414
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,677
Daria, I'll bet you have

415
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,645
something fun planned
for the summer.

416
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,780
Um...

417
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,381
Actually, Daria's
just going to relax.

418
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:38,682
She's earned it.

419
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,417
She made high honor roll
all three trimesters.

420
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,253
Fielding doesn't have
trimesters.

421
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,787
I go to Lawndale High.

422
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,692
Oh. Well, high honor roll
is an achievement at any school.

423
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,261
Actually, at ours it just means
you just managed

424
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,962
to stay out of prison all year.

425
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,798
(<i> forced laughter</i> )

426
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,636
Sorry about the
family onslaught.

427
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,637
No big deal.

428
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,138
Your parents had
to find out

429
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,640
you were dating me
sometime.

430
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,774
Does that bother you

431
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,175
that I hadn't told
them about you?

432
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,077
No.

433
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,545
Daria, I never tell them

434
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,013
about<i> anyone</i> I'm dating.

435
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,015
Now I<i> really</i> feel special.

436
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,718
Well, you should,
because I like you.

437
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,653
Thanks.
Um, I'd better be going.

438
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,654
Hold on.

439
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,222
I want to ask you.

440
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:21,559
Do you, you know,
feel the same way about me?

441
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,395
Uh, yeah... sure.

442
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,997
Bye.

443
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,203
Hi. I'm David Sorenson.

444
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,372
Are you Quinn?

445
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,440
I don't know.

446
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,174
Is this the ninth circle
of hell?

447
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,610
<i> The Divine Comedy.</i>

448
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,344
Wait a minute.
You know that?

449
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,746
All right, who are you

450
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,915
and what do you want
with my sister?

451
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,015
I'm here to tutor her.

452
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,016
Seriously.

453
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,419
Quinn, your tutor's here.

454
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,255
David, hi.
Helen Morgendorffer.

455
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,890
Don't mind Daria.

456
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,393
Unemployment does strange things
to one's mind.

457
00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:00,264
Eric tells me you've worked
wonders with his niece.

458
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,232
Jasmine's been doing
very well.

459
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,767
Of course, it makes my job
much easier

460
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,402
to have the support
of involved parents.

461
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,537
(<i> chuckles</i> )

462
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,872
Yes.

463
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,240
Quinn!

464
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,608
I see here that you took
European history last year.

465
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,410
I guess there's no need
repeating that.

466
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:17,414
Oh, yeah, Napoleon,
Waterworld, the A la Carte.

467
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,917
Hmm, revisit
European history.

468
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,252
Moving on
to literature.

469
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,521
I want you to check off
all the books you've read.

470
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,123
No point in assigning
<i> Ethan Frome</i>

471
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,224
or<i> Silas Marner</i> again.

472
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,291
What did they write?

473
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,326
(<i> laughs</i> )

474
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,328
Okay, how's this
for an idea?

475
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,063
You tell me which
are your best subjects.

476
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,198
Well, let's see.

477
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,501
I have an unerring color sense.

478
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,676
I got a postcard
from your mother.

479
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,078
Boy, do I envy her
in Death Valley.

480
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,781
Can you believe
there are some people

481
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,582
who wouldn't<i> want</i>
to go there in July?

482
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,352
I know.
Here we are.

483
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,854
I'm not saying Fauvism
didn't have its place

484
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,824
but now it just looks like
so much black velvet junk

485
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:00,825
at the swap meet.

486
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,393
That's not fair.

487
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,829
You can't evaluate the work
outside the context of its time.

488
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,631
You can if it's good.

489
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,098
(<i> Sedona clears throat</i> )

490
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,535
Everyone, I'd like you to meet
your new housemate Jane.

491
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:15,473
Jane-- Caroline, Jett,
Anais and Paris.

492
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,474
Hey.

493
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,642
Enjoy.
I'll see you later.

494
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,777
Thanks.

495
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,913
Nice haircut.
Thanks. I...

496
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,915
Anyway, color is
not just something
you fling around

497
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,884
like a dog marking
its territory.

498
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,824
Kevy, you look so cute!

499
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,926
And you look hot!

500
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:39,063
And your muscles,
they're so ripply.

501
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,265
Aw, babe.

502
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,902
Hey, you guys
are supposed to be
watching the pool.

503
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,738
What about this arm?
Is it ripply, too?

504
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,773
Ooh, let me see
<i> how</i> ripply.

505
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,842
(<i> coughing</i> )

506
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,911
Oh...

507
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,224
Can't talk.
Top secret mission.

508
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,259
Well, complete
your mission soon

509
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,761
because I'm sending
you on another one.

510
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,497
Mr. O'Neill called
looking for day camp volunteers

511
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,598
and I signed you up.

512
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,632
You didn't.

513
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,034
You start Monday.

514
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,170
I'm sorry, but you're
not staying locked up

515
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,605
in your room all summer.

516
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,406
So instead you're
going to lock me up

517
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:23,741
with a busload
of whiny kids

518
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,576
and the poor man's
Kathy Lee Gifford.

519
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,311
Daria, you need
to be more tolerant.

520
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,613
You know what they say--
"Judge and be judged."

521
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,249
And I judge myself
unfit for human contact.

522
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,785
That's exactly what you will be

523
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,121
if you don't start engaging
with the rest of us.

524
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,555
You keep hiding
your real face

525
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,824
behind that
antisocial mask

526
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,725
and one day the mask
will be your face.

527
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,060
I'm not letting
that happen.

528
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,163
You're working
at that camp.

529
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,597
What about my feelings?

530
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,998
What about my rights?

531
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,933
(<i> door closes</i> )

532
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,336
What about my bribe?

533
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,271
But, Stacy, how can I
possibly decide

534
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,373
if you should wear
your chocolate brown

535
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,642
or beige brown headband

536
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,777
if you haven't picked out
your eyeliner?

537
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,144
Beige brown. Bye.

538
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,446
Sorry.

539
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,682
Okay, as I was saying,
people in the Middle Ages

540
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,850
were in constant...

541
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,785
God, we're<i> still</i>
on the Middle Ages?

542
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,987
I mean, things were so
depressing then

543
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,522
and everone was so short.

544
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,523
(<i> phone rings</i> )

545
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,359
Sandy, hi.
I'm kind of bus...

546
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:19,329
She wore<i> under-the-knee</i>
knee socks?! No!

547
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,398
Hang on a second.

548
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,532
Where are you going?

549
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:22,566
Far, far away.

550
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,401
Sandy, I'll call you right back.

551
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,137
Okay, so we were talking
about short people.

552
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,573
No,<i> you</i> were talking
about sock length.

553
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,841
See ya.

554
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,643
But you can't go.
I haven't learned anything.

555
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,378
Gee, and how do you
propose to do that

556
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,747
when you're on the phone
through the whole session?

557
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,416
But they call, David, they call!

558
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,520
Look, you seem bright enough,
but I just can't sit here

559
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,622
and listen to any more
vacuous prattle

560
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,323
with your brain-dead friends.

561
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,692
Eyeliner, headband colors,
God, are you boring.

562
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,528
I'm not boring. I'm popular.

563
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,831
Hey, the only reason
you're popular is your looks

564
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,233
and those won't last forever.

565
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,867
You have nothing
interesting to say

566
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,804
and no intellectual
curiosity whatsoever.

567
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,072
Do the world a favor
and don't go to college.

568
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,575
Give up your spot to somebody
who wants to learn.

569
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,344
But you just said I was bright.

570
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,913
So what?
It doesn't matter.

571
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:12,182
If you're hell-bent
on achieving complete
brain atrophy

572
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,784
before you're old
enough to vote...

573
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,885
I'm not!

574
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,620
Do you even know
what atrophy means?

575
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:20,891
David, my friends and I all got
practically the same scores

576
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:21,892
on our P-STATS.

577
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:22,726
So?

578
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,727
So they were bad

579
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:24,995
and I know I can do better.

580
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,697
It's not like I care
or anything

581
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,165
it's just that I know I can.

582
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,467
It's not like you care?

583
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,502
It's not like you want
to do better?

584
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,104
Then why the hell am I here?

585
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:38,075
All right, I care.
I want to do better.

586
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,612
Okay, then,
the Middle Ages.

587
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:45,249
♪ With a knick-knack, gentle
pat, give the dog a bone ♪

588
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,951
♪ This young person
helps out at home. ♪

589
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,620
Now just the counselors.

590
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,890
♪ This young person,
he played... ♪

591
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,524
Oh, dear.

592
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,462
Greetings, and welcome
to the "Okay to Cry Corral."

593
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,032
I'm Uncle Timothy,
and together we're going

594
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,001
to take a journey
to the land of self-discovery.

595
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,903
A land where it's okay
to laugh

596
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,805
and it's okay... to cry.

597
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,741
I feel like doing that now.

598
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,776
And now I'd like
my co-counselors

599
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,244
Daria and Uncle Anthony

600
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,680
to say a few words
about what they hope

601
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,948
to accomplish here.

602
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,853
After you, Daria.

603
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,055
Thanks, Uncle Anthony.

604
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,559
My goal is to get out
of this unscathed.

605
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,127
I'm hoping to rediscover

606
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,530
the joys and satisfactions
of teaching

607
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,766
and the motives that led me
to pursue such a thankless...

608
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,135
I mean, rewarding profession
in the first place.

609
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,504
At least that's what my doctor
says I need to do

610
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,305
before I incur
a cerebral hemorrhage.

611
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:47,577
Uncle Anthony, I mean,
what are your goals
for the campers?

612
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:48,645
(<i> chuckles</i> )

613
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,047
Oh. Um...

614
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:54,651
"To help make this a pleasurable
experience for all

615
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,789
Let's learn
to love ourselves together."

616
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:04,094
Okay, let's divide
into three groups, shall we?

617
00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:05,529
One, two, three.

618
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,364
Daria, you take group one.

619
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,366
Um, hello.

620
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,735
Would, um, anyone like
to say anything

621
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,137
before we get started?

622
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,405
How come you're so pale?

623
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,039
Why do you bite your nails?

624
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,741
Do you ever smile?

625
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,810
Um, how about you?

626
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,812
Would you like
to say anything?

627
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,547
Is it fall yet?

628
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:28,252
When I unveiled
<i> Paper Plate Genocide</i> in 1991

629
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,822
it was hailed as intriguing,
provocative, even brilliant

630
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,623
and not just by me.

631
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,058
(<i> laughter</i> )

632
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,395
No. We all know critics tend
to get carried away

633
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,896
but what was I thinking

634
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,465
when I created a work
that seems to have turned out

635
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,899
both seminal and semiotic?

636
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,736
"I can't believe
I'm getting away
with this"?

637
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,170
Excuse me,
Mr. Dotson?

638
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:50,107
Please, Paris, isn't it?

639
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,942
Call me Daniel.

640
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,377
Daniel, I just want
to say, I think

641
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:55,345
you're the greatest
living artist of our time.

642
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,981
And not just because
I have no taste.

643
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,720
I was wondering, where do you
get your inspiration?

644
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:03,921
My alimony bills.

645
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,657
I don't sit around
and wait for inspiration

646
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,993
I grab it in the glint
of the sun on a frozen peak

647
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,396
in the pain
of an arthritic's hobble

648
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,698
and a lover's whisper
in the dark.

649
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,000
So I'd have to say

650
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,102
my inspiration comes
from life itself.

651
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,203
Wow!

652
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,638
Well, that's enough

653
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,472
of the old windbag's ramblings
for today.

654
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,775
(<i> students sighing</i> )
We'll pick up here tomorrow.

655
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,711
Hi. I'm Allison.

656
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:28,979
Jane.

657
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,181
Our Mr. Dotson's really
something, isn't he?

658
00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:33,384
Well, he certainly
doesn't let substance

659
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,753
get in the way of self-
congratulatory yap.

660
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,188
At least we'll never have
to worry about him

661
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:39,924
intimidating us
with his talent.

662
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,425
I want an Astro Pop.

663
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,526
Hang on.

664
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,361
Give me a fudge bar.

665
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,563
Just a second.

666
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,364
The flavor just went out
of my snow cone.

667
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:48,398
You suck!

668
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,599
Yeah, you suck!

669
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,134
(<i> phone ringing</i> )

670
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,171
Yeah?

671
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,473
Sound like you're having
as good a day as I am.

672
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,209
Well, things are
looking up now.

673
00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,710
Want to do
something later?

674
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:00,977
I can't.
I'm going to be stuffing

675
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,546
these stupid envelopes
all night.

676
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,648
But I'll see you at my family's
Fourth of July party, right?

677
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:07,785
Right. Unless I...
shove an ice cream scooper

678
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,854
down someone's throat first.

679
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,230
ANNOUNCER:
Are drug-crazed rodents raiding
your child's medicine cabinet?

680
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,165
(<i> shrieking</i> )

681
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,066
"Rats on Ritalin,"
next on<i> Sick, Sad World.</i>

682
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,502
Hey, maybe you should
get some of that for
the little campers.

683
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:26,937
Ritalin
or the rats?

684
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:27,904
Hello, Daria.

685
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,740
It's nice to
see you again.

686
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,508
Um, you, too,
Mrs. Sloan.

687
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:32,743
Hi, Elsie.

688
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,411
Elsie, why don't you
show Tom and Daria

689
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,446
the dress Richard
made you for the
Starry Night Ball?

690
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:38,882
Oh, I couldn't ruin
the surprise.

691
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,819
Daria, is there any
way I can change your
mind about going?

692
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,154
Then you and
I could gang up
and convince Tom.

693
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:45,589
Um...

694
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:46,856
Sorry, I forgot
to tell you.

695
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:48,825
Mom's on the board
of the Lawndale Art Museum.

696
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,627
They're holding a benefit
to raise money

697
00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,096
for a new wet bar.

698
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,263
A new<i> gallery.</i>

699
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:54,531
It should be a lot of fun.

700
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:55,999
Um, sounds like it.

701
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,268
If you like watching
ice sculptures melt.

702
00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,771
Actually, these things
are excruciatingly
dull and stuffy

703
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,606
and I told her
there's no way
we're going.

704
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,642
Well, um, I guess
that's right.

705
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:07,444
You wouldn't want to compromise
your quasi-rebelliousness.

706
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,446
I hope Richard left enough room
in that dress

707
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,181
for your faux jadedness.

708
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:12,515
Children!
You know, Daria

709
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,317
this event is not
"members only."

710
00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,086
I'd love to send
your parents an
invitation

711
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,520
if you think they'd
be interested.

712
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:18,922
Um... thanks.

713
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,426
Are you going to blow off
fireworks at the club, too?

714
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,861
Sorry, I forgot.

715
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,228
We can't.
I already told--

716
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,831
promised Daria
I'd go with her

717
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,865
to her friend's
Fourth of July party.

718
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:32,369
Daria, what can we do
to get into your good graces?

719
00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:39,476
Now, I want each one of you
to think of the blue lanyard

720
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,912
as representing
how you feel on the inside

721
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:45,215
and the green as how you
present yourself on the outside.

722
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,583
Picture...

723
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:47,851
It's a hundred
degrees!

724
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,687
Can't we go
for a swim
in the lake?

725
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,288
Yeah!
Yeah, lake!

726
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:52,989
Now, Kristin,
do we really want to risk

727
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,458
exposure to algae blooms?

728
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,027
Maybe some other time,
when it's not quite as warm out.

729
00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,595
(<i> kids groaning</i> )

730
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:02,866
The blue strand represents
the gnawing feeling of failure

731
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,335
growing with each wasted year.

732
00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:08,639
The green represents
the ulcer you're developing

733
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,907
from the unrelenting indignities
you suffer!

734
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:15,979
Take the blue and cross it
under-- I mean<i> over</i> the loop

735
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,850
and then through
the frustration...!

736
00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:21,252
(<i> growling</i> )

737
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:22,920
Lanyards suck!

738
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,791
So continue threading
the blue with the green

739
00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:29,059
until you've finished.

740
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:32,062
Or can't take the tedium
anymore.

741
00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:39,436
Hey, Link.
Need some help?

742
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,338
Nope. All done.

743
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,079
Hey, Quinn, can I
get you a soda?

744
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,414
How about a lemon
for your soda?

745
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:51,848
How about a knife
for your lemon?

746
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,450
Um, okay.

747
00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:57,153
Gee, Quinn, I'm
surprised you're not
at the planetarium

748
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,055
with the Jet
Propulsion Club

749
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,958
what with all
your tutoring.

750
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,359
Sandi, shh!

751
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,361
I'm trying to keep that
a little quiet, remember?

752
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,862
Say no more.

753
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,432
As your friend and fellow
Fashion Club officer

754
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:09,866
I give you my solemn word

755
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,735
that your secret
is safe with me.

756
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:12,635
Thanks, Sandi.

757
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,137
I will never
tell a soul

758
00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,173
that you,
Quinn Morgendorffer

759
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,708
are seeing a tutor.

760
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,010
Quinn, you're
seeing a tutor?

761
00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:22,346
Quinn, I'm<i> so</i> sorry.

762
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,681
I didn't see them
sneaking up behind you.

763
00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,282
Um... yeah.
I'm being tutored

764
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,851
because of
my P-STAT scores.

765
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:28,852
That's cool!

766
00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:29,853
Hey, yeah!

767
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:30,921
Awesome.

768
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,622
Really?
You think
next year

769
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,324
you could you help me
with my homework?

770
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,992
No, me!
I'm stupider
than he is!

771
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,661
I can barely spell
my own name!

772
00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,063
No, I'm stupider!
Come on!

773
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,398
Gee, I didn't realize
being tutored

774
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,568
provides you with
an opportunity
to help others.

775
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,369
Maybe I should
get a tutor.

776
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:49,039
Yeah. Me, too.

777
00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:52,242
Oh, God. I think
I need one, too.

778
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,911
Jodie, what have
you been up to
this summer?

779
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,614
Soup kitchen,
crisis center

780
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:59,116
Congressman Sack's office,
fund-raising, golf lessons.

781
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:00,784
Isn't she something?

782
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,252
Oh, yes.
And Michael, is it?

783
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,920
What are you doing
this summer?

784
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,488
Driving an ice cream truck.

785
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,091
Oh.

786
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,594
Hey, there's Daria with
that guy who claims

787
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,396
to be her brother.

788
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:16,233
I'm gonna trap him in
his own web of lies.

789
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:19,169
Oh, Kevin,
You're so... spidery!

790
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,770
It's been a lovely evening

791
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:24,007
but I think I'm ready
to go home now.

792
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,975
But first, a word
from the village idiots.

793
00:27:26,011 --> 00:27:28,145
Hi, Daria!
Hi, Tom!

794
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,579
Hi.
Hi.

795
00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:30,781
Say there, um, Tom

796
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,315
if you're
Daria's brother

797
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,019
how come we never saw
you before this year?

798
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,053
That should be obvious.

799
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,320
They weren't able
to match up

800
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,822
our telltale birthmarks
until now.

801
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:41,224
Oh, hey, man,
I'm sorry.

802
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,293
I have something
to tell you two.

803
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,661
Tom's not my brother.

804
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:45,762
Aha!

805
00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:47,730
He's the mad scientist
who built me.

806
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:48,999
He has to hang around

807
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:51,101
in case my internal organs
fall out.

808
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,269
Eew!

809
00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:53,403
I'm her date.

810
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,205
(<i> laughing</i> )

811
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,906
Good one, man!

812
00:27:56,942 --> 00:28:00,110
Wait a minute,
Kevvy, he's serious!

813
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:03,880
But how can you be
dating Jane<i> and</i> Daria?

814
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,849
Well, I'm not dating
Jane anymore.

815
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,217
Oh.

816
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:09,185
Oh!

817
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,620
Daria!

818
00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,723
Um, will you
excuse us for awhile?

819
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:15,693
We'll be back right after
man walks on the sun.

820
00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:20,363
Wow! Daria's dating
her best friend's
boyfriend.

821
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,233
So then,
whose brother is he?

822
00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,035
Hey, Daria,
thanks for coming.

823
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,237
Tom Sloane, right?
Jane's boyfriend?

824
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,906
Actually, we're
just friends now.

825
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:29,872
Aw, that's
too bad.

826
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,241
You guys were a cute couple.

827
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:32,842
Any chance for a reconciliation?

828
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,613
Um, Jodie, hell's frozen over
and Tom's here with me.

829
00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:37,814
What?! I mean...

830
00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:39,516
it didn't occur to me
that, um...

831
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:40,751
you know... Dad!

832
00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:43,219
You remember Daria
Morgendorffer.

833
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,954
And this
is Tom Sloane.

834
00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:47,691
Sloane? You're not
Angier's boy, are you?

835
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,058
As a matter of fact, yeah.

836
00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,527
Great guy.

837
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,261
And how's your lovely
mother, Katherine?

838
00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:53,296
You know my mother?

839
00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:54,497
I just had
the pleasure.

840
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,299
We're up for membership
at Winged Tree

841
00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:57,467
and she's on the board.

842
00:28:57,503 --> 00:28:59,703
Forget politics,
that's power.

843
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,038
(<i> laughing</i> )

844
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,343
I can't believe I let
you talk me into this.

845
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,811
You can't eat
in your room forever.

846
00:29:07,846 --> 00:29:09,413
Why go to an artists'
colony if you're

847
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,348
not going to mingle
with your fellow artists?

848
00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,316
That's like saying
"Why go to a penal colony

849
00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:15,619
if you're not going to mingle
with your fellow..."

850
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,154
I think I'll stop there.

851
00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:18,922
Come on. I know
they'll warm up to you

852
00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:20,123
if you give them
a chance.

853
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,558
Um, are we,
by any chance

854
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,794
conversing across
parallel dimensions?

855
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:25,428
I'll bet you dinner
I'm right.

856
00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:27,063
You're on, sucker.

857
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,699
Mind if we
join you?

858
00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:30,000
Not at all.

859
00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:31,902
How's everyone liking
the colony so far?

860
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,103
I love it!

861
00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:34,805
It's so... freeing.

862
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,107
And Daniel, that
man is brilliant!

863
00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:40,777
He said my white-on-white
painting was a stroke
of inspiration.

864
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:44,347
I'll bet you two have
explored all sorts
of strokes together.

865
00:29:44,382 --> 00:29:46,082
(<i> hysterical laughter</i> )

866
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:49,719
Oh, well, I suppose genius
does have its prerogatives.

867
00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:52,189
Well, I don't know if Daniel's
a genius...

868
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,558
No offense, Jane,
but aren't you still
in high school?

869
00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,660
How much can you know
about art at this point?

870
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:57,827
Excuse me?

871
00:29:57,862 --> 00:30:00,096
Paris, we all
had to submit a portfolio

872
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,364
to be accepted here.

873
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,900
I'd say Jane knows
quite a bit about art.

874
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:06,569
I'm sure you're right.
I apologize.

875
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:07,804
You guys
ready to go?

876
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,172
Yeah.
See you guys later.

877
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,407
Bye. See you later.

878
00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:12,176
Gee, that was fun,
but in the future

879
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,711
let's save time and just
roll around on gravel.

880
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,914
Sorry about that.
I guess I owe you one.

881
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:20,583
You owe me dinner.

882
00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:22,486
♪ Brush, brush,
brush you teeth ♪

883
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:23,920
♪ Using good hygiene ♪

884
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,655
♪ Up and down
and up and down ♪

885
00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:27,390
♪ And floss
until they gleam. ♪

886
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:29,025
Everybody!

887
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:31,094
♪ Brush, brush,
brush your teeth ♪

888
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:32,862
♪ Using good hygiene ♪

889
00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:35,498
♪ Up and down
and up and down ♪

890
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:38,134
♪ And floss
until they gleam. ♪

891
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,904
Remember, don't<i> think</i>
about what you're doing

892
00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:43,807
because I don't really
want a painting from you

893
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,509
I want a painting
from the child within.

894
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:47,677
It's so pretty out.

895
00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:49,112
Can't we go for
a hike? Please?

896
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,081
Please? We never
get to go on a hike!

897
00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:52,115
Please?

898
00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:53,250
Campers, I
wouldn't be

899
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,518
a very caring counselor

900
00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:56,353
if I let you run
higgledy-piggledy

901
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,121
through the poison ivy
and ticks.

902
00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,624
One day, there'll be time
to explore the woods

903
00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:02,826
after we explore ourselves.

904
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,060
(<i> kids sighing</i> )

905
00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:07,130
Well, well, Josh,
what have we here?

906
00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,565
A football player!

907
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,033
May I inquire why?

908
00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:11,734
My child within
wants to be a winner.

909
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,804
Everyone knows football players
are winners.

910
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,171
I see.

911
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,173
Obviously, your
definition of a winner

912
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,710
is a degenerate slacker
with pigskin for brains

913
00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:22,045
an unshakable desire
to sleep through class

914
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,749
and a lifetime goal of excelling
at arm-noise contests

915
00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:29,353
while never, ever doing
any honest work of any kind!

916
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,420
Is that right?

917
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,422
(<i> whimpering</i> )

918
00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:34,424
Oh, my gosh!

919
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,859
Anthony,
what happened?

920
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,227
I, uh...

921
00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:38,795
Timothy,
I think I may have

922
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,664
spoken too harshly
to a camper.

923
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,199
Oh, no! Was he
traumatized?

924
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,602
I'm no good at working
with young people!

925
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:48,805
Why, oh, why did I ever
think I could?

926
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,674
(<i> all cheering</i> )

927
00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:52,509
Josh is the worst bully
at camp.

928
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:53,944
I hate his child within.

929
00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,445
Hooray for Uncle Anthony!

930
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,847
Hooray for
Uncle Anthony!

931
00:31:57,883 --> 00:32:00,083
Oh, thank you,
campers.

932
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:09,392
Okay, let's talk about
the rise and fall of
the Roman Empire.

933
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,527
"In 753 BC, Romulus
and Remus..."

934
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:12,963
Um, excuse me.

935
00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:14,464
Is this going
to take long?

936
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:16,800
I still have
a few accessories
left to buy

937
00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:18,000
for my date tonight.

938
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,536
Well, Rome wasn't built in a day

939
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:20,737
if you know what I mean.

940
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,572
Good one.
Might I suggest, then

941
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:25,041
that we finish this session
at Cashman's?

942
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,878
Sandi, if you're not going
to take this seriously...

943
00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:31,248
Are you implying that I can't
shop and give you my attention?

944
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,683
Because I don't think

945
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:34,685
that's the sort
of confidence-building

946
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,053
a tutor is supposed
to provide his student.

947
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:38,888
We're not going
to the mall.

948
00:32:38,924 --> 00:32:40,957
You academics
aren't very understanding

949
00:32:40,992 --> 00:32:42,992
of the pressures
facing normal people.

950
00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:46,028
Nevertheless, if we leave now,
I'll buy you a snow cone.

951
00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:47,130
Forget it.
I quit.

952
00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:48,565
Geek.

953
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,699
(<i> door slams</i> )

954
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,368
"Steinbeck was perhaps
best known

955
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:53,570
for his poignant novel
about the Okies..."

956
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:55,572
Uh... huh...

957
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:58,375
A heavy metal band famous
for having a baboon on bass.

958
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,577
Uh... huh...

959
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:03,179
Uh, why do you
do that?

960
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,315
Because I'm not here
to watch you put on makeup.

961
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:07,517
But I don't mind.

962
00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:08,518
Well, I do.

963
00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:09,986
Now, if you did your reading

964
00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:11,821
you'll recall
that Steinbeck was...

965
00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:12,955
What are you doing?

966
00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:16,926
This toaster's really shiny.

967
00:33:16,962 --> 00:33:18,695
Later.

968
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:19,896
(<i> door closes</i> )

969
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:21,998
Huh?

970
00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:23,199
"During the
Reconstruction

971
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:24,934
"Southerners complained

972
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:26,969
"that the newly installed
government officials

973
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,704
were nothing more
than carpetbaggers."

974
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,940
They were making
fun of their butts?!

975
00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:33,209
Wait, that would be
"saddlebaggers."

976
00:33:34,212 --> 00:33:35,411
Oh, no.

977
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:37,113
That's the look
my mother always gets

978
00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:38,414
when I say something stupid.

979
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:39,382
I'm such an idiot!

980
00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:40,817
I'll never get anywhere in life!

981
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:41,885
At least
you're trying

982
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,086
unlike Sandi
and Tiffany

983
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:44,488
whom I had to drop.

984
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,589
Now, "The carpet--

985
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:46,956
Wait--
you dropped them?

986
00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:48,158
Yep.

987
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,292
Why didn't they tell me?

988
00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:50,594
I'm being shut out.

989
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:52,195
I can't believe this
is happening to me.

990
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,796
I knew this was going
to happen to me!

991
00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,299
Oh, why did I wear
that butterfly clip?

992
00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,335
(<i> sobbing</i> )

993
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,740
(<i> phone rings</i> )

994
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,975
Congressman Sack's office.

995
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,510
Hey, how's it going?

996
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,744
Terrible.

997
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,180
You want to go to
a movie Saturday?

998
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,248
I have to pull
a double shift
at the crisis center.

999
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:13,749
You know, I never
see you anymore.

1000
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:14,750
I know

1001
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,219
but look at it this way:

1002
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,354
I'm wasting away the summer,
stuck inside all day.

1003
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,790
At least you get to drive around
in your nice white suit

1004
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:22,225
ringing your little bells.

1005
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,027
Hey, you think it's funny
that I have to do this?

1006
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,027
Who said
it was funny?

1007
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,229
(<i> phone rings</i> )

1008
00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:28,198
I got to get this.
I'll talk to you later.

1009
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,265
We want ice cream!

1010
00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:31,435
Yeah. Later.

1011
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,469
(<i> phone ringing</i> )

1012
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:38,008
QUINN:
Daria, it's that Tom!

1013
00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:40,844
Hello.

1014
00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:42,212
Hey, it's me.
I was wondering

1015
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,513
what you're doing tonight.

1016
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:45,115
Actually, I'm...

1017
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:46,916
not feeling that well.

1018
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,051
Still?!

1019
00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:49,652
Then can I bring you
a bowl of soup?

1020
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,955
I'll even throw
in a couple of
goldfish crackers.

1021
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,523
Or real goldfish,
if you prefer.

1022
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:55,192
Thanks, but I'm
kind of beat.

1023
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,292
I think I'll pass.

1024
00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:58,395
Daria, is everything all right?

1025
00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,629
Never better.

1026
00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:01,197
I mean, except for this cold.

1027
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:03,199
You know I'm leaving
for the Cove in a
week, right?

1028
00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,634
I won't see you
for a month.

1029
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:06,102
I know. Um...

1030
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:07,771
A month's
not that long.

1031
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,172
All right.

1032
00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:11,040
Call me if you feel
like getting out, okay?

1033
00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:12,776
Sure.

1034
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,481
MR. O'NEILL:
<i> Link, I asked you</i>
<i> to stop by</i>

1035
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:18,581
<i> because I've noticed</i>

1036
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,250
you seem a little
bit subdued.

1037
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,418
I was going to
say miserable,
but okay.

1038
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,221
Growing up is kind
of like being a
kite, isn't it?

1039
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:28,324
We want to fly but we don't
really trust ourselves

1040
00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:31,494
to cut the parental string
and soar with the birds.

1041
00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:33,829
A kite doesn't fly
if you cut its string.

1042
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:37,166
It blows around in the wind for
a while and then crashes.

1043
00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:39,335
Exactly. Just the way...

1044
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,637
You might know that
if you ever took
us outside.

1045
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:42,638
Oh, well, I...

1046
00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:43,973
What do you know?

1047
00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:45,908
'Cause it seems to me
you spout out a lot of crap

1048
00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:46,943
about loving ourselves

1049
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,211
and that doesn't
do any good

1050
00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:49,646
to someone trying
to figure out

1051
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,281
why his mother threw
his father out

1052
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,950
for being a jerk, and then went
and married a bigger one.

1053
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:57,119
Well, that certainly sounds like
something we can talk about.

1054
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,655
I don't want to talk about it.

1055
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:00,056
I want to go to a real camp

1056
00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:02,058
where you run around all day
doing stuff

1057
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:03,726
until you're too tired to think.

1058
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:05,361
Can we do that,
Uncle Timothy?

1059
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:07,597
Well, you see, Link,
much as I'd like to

1060
00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:10,500
we have to keep
the other children's
safety in mind.

1061
00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:11,934
That's what I thought.

1062
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,837
You don't really
care about making
kids feel better.

1063
00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:16,272
Of course I do.

1064
00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:18,441
Then I guess the problem is
that you suck at it.

1065
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,278
It'll be okay.

1066
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:25,781
That was just Link's anger
with himself talking.

1067
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:27,217
(<i> sobs</i> )

1068
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,656
Um, keep up
the good work.

1069
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,658
Hey, everything okay?

1070
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,327
How can you
stand this place?

1071
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,930
Um, 'cause I'm one of the guards
instead of the prisoners.

1072
00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:42,031
Yeah, right.

1073
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,200
Look, you want
to go for a walk?

1074
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:46,369
Outside?
That would be dangerous.

1075
00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:48,038
Tell you what,
I won't say a word.

1076
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,973
It'll be just like
going by yourself

1077
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,775
except for the
"by yourself" part.

1078
00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:57,413
God, I envy you, Jane.

1079
00:36:57,448 --> 00:37:00,116
To have all that talent
and focus at your age.

1080
00:37:00,152 --> 00:37:01,250
Oh, come on.

1081
00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:03,153
I wish I could be
in high school again

1082
00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:04,821
knowing what I know now.

1083
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:07,790
A little perspective
and you could sidestep
all the torture, huh?

1084
00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:08,791
No.

1085
00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,660
(<i> both laughing</i> )

1086
00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:13,229
Hell, I'd trade places
with you in a minute.

1087
00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:15,364
You're doing exactly
what I want to--

1088
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,433
making it on your own
as an artist.

1089
00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:18,768
Trying to, anyway.

1090
00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:20,170
Hey, you'll do it.

1091
00:37:20,205 --> 00:37:22,205
So will you.

1092
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,573
A little more?

1093
00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:24,907
Why not?

1094
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:29,245
You and your future,
me and my so-called career

1095
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,248
I guess we've each got something
the other would love to have.

1096
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,487
Daria, how are things
at camp?

1097
00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:39,488
Hmm.

1098
00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:40,623
Daria.

1099
00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:41,924
Well, let's see.

1100
00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,660
Tomorrow we're going to push
the campers

1101
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:44,927
to their physical limits

1102
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:46,463
by having them make
paper doll chains.

1103
00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:48,964
Ha! A joke, right?

1104
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,066
(<i> phone ringing</i> )

1105
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,001
That's what I keep
telling myself.

1106
00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:53,169
Hello.

1107
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:55,638
Yes, this is
Helen Morgendorffer.

1108
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,474
Kay Sloane?

1109
00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:58,908
Oh, yes, hello.

1110
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,077
It's very nice to speak
with you at last.

1111
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,611
I'm sorry we
haven't met yet.

1112
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:03,779
Oh, yes, I know.

1113
00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:05,648
In fact, that's sort
of why I'm calling.

1114
00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:07,150
We're having
a little benefit

1115
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,551
for the Lawndale
Art Museum

1116
00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:10,420
we're calling
the Starry Night Ball.

1117
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,589
Do you think you might
like to attend?

1118
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,525
We could finally meet
and do our bit for the arts.

1119
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,895
The Starry Night Ball--
what a wonderful idea.

1120
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,262
Without the arts

1121
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,465
what distinguishes us
from animals, right?

1122
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,167
Well, let's see.

1123
00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:27,069
Animals don't feel the need
to suck up to wealthier animals.

1124
00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:28,104
Wonderful.

1125
00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:29,339
It's on September 8

1126
00:38:29,374 --> 00:38:31,474
and tickets are
$1,000 per couple.

1127
00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:33,643
Or you can buy
a table for $5,000.

1128
00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:36,412
But please don't feel
obligated to do that.

1129
00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:38,247
Um, did you say the eighth?

1130
00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:41,584
Oh dear, that's the weekend
of the office retreat.

1131
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,554
Well, I'll check
to be sure, but...

1132
00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:46,422
Yes, I'm sorry.

1133
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:49,225
It was nice speaking
with you, too.

1134
00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:50,693
Good-bye.

1135
00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:52,094
Phew.

1136
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,430
Damn it, Helen,
I want to go
to the Ball!

1137
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:57,766
Yes, why should your
wicked stepsisters
have all the fun.

1138
00:38:57,802 --> 00:39:00,737
I mean to hobnob with
all those rich people.

1139
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,640
Clients... money...

1140
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:04,808
Hobnob?

1141
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,742
Jake, the tickets
are $1,000.

1142
00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:08,744
A thousand bucks?!

1143
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,613
Insensitive rich bastards!

1144
00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:13,249
Don't they know some people
have to work for a living?

1145
00:39:13,285 --> 00:39:15,351
Relax. I think she bought
my excuse.

1146
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:16,652
Thank God.
Thank God.

1147
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:17,820
Oh, dear--

1148
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,622
I hope they won't think
we're cheap now.

1149
00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:20,890
Who cares
what they think?

1150
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:22,191
What's the matter
with you?

1151
00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:23,926
It's bad enough
the rest of the town

1152
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,361
grovels at
the Sloanes' feet.

1153
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:28,965
Now I have to put up
with it in my own home?

1154
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,733
Was I groveling?

1155
00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:32,468
Was she joking?

1156
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,639
JANE:
These pastels are great.

1157
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:39,008
Thanks. I wish
the galleries
felt the same way.

1158
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,176
They're nuts.

1159
00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:42,078
I knew you'd get
what I'm trying to do.

1160
00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:43,245
Top that off?

1161
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,414
No, I'd better
call it a night.

1162
00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:47,750
I get cranky
if I don't get
my usual 12 hours.

1163
00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,085
Come on,
it's still early.

1164
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,987
I'm sure we can find
something to do

1165
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:51,988
to amuse ourselves.

1166
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:53,089
Well, that's where

1167
00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:54,857
the whole sleeping thing
factors in.

1168
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,058
(<i> yawns</i> )

1169
00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:57,760
I'll see you tomorrow.

1170
00:39:57,796 --> 00:39:58,994
I'm exhausted.

1171
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,263
I can't let you walk
home in your condition.

1172
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,733
I'm going to have
to insist that
you lie down.

1173
00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,167
No, really, I'm fine.

1174
00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:08,103
I promise not to
kick you out of
bed in the morning.

1175
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,772
Well, unless
you're snoring.

1176
00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:11,541
Thanks, but I...

1177
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:12,575
Oh, God.

1178
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:13,809
What's the matter?

1179
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,077
I'm not your type?

1180
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,847
Um, Alison... I'm straight.

1181
00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:19,081
Yeah, right.

1182
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,183
I don't think so.

1183
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:21,584
I'm not gay.

1184
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:24,153
(<i> laughing</i> ):
Where have I heard
that before?

1185
00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:25,255
Wait a minute.

1186
00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,189
Is this your first time
with a girl?

1187
00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,058
Well, no wonder
you're nervous.

1188
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,126
Alison...

1189
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:32,895
read my lips--
I like guys.

1190
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,531
And hanging out with bisexuals
in their bedrooms

1191
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:36,999
after they buy you dinner.

1192
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,668
Hey, I didn't know you were bi.

1193
00:40:38,703 --> 00:40:40,770
And the dinner thing
was settling a bet.

1194
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,271
Sure, settling a bet.

1195
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:45,941
I'm sorry, baby,
but I never hit
on straight chicks.

1196
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,611
Listen, you've been
really nice to me and all

1197
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,046
and I really appreciate it

1198
00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:51,781
but I'm not interested
in women.

1199
00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:53,782
You mean you're not ready
to admit it.

1200
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,951
I got to go.

1201
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,127
Eep!

1202
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:08,030
Man, it's hard to see
out of this thing.

1203
00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:09,765
Kevvy, this
is terrible!

1204
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:13,135
That icky pool water
is turning my hair green.

1205
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,137
Wow. you really do
have green hair.

1206
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:17,407
(<i> chanting</i> ):
Green hair, green hair...

1207
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,008
Kevvy, it's not funny!

1208
00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:21,711
Ho, ho, ho, it's
the Jolly Green Babe.

1209
00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:23,245
Ooh!

1210
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,647
Ho, ho, ho,
Green Babe.

1211
00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:25,881
Ow!

1212
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:26,949
You big jerk!

1213
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,221
Ow!

1214
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,626
(<i> whistle blowing</i> )

1215
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:44,900
You two mess up one more time
and you're fired.

1216
00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:50,272
Now, everyone hold the hand
of the person next to them

1217
00:41:50,307 --> 00:41:53,509
while we all visualize
the same word-- "trust."

1218
00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:55,778
We've been sitting
inside all day.

1219
00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:58,013
Can't we go out and play,
please?

1220
00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,383
Now, Curtis, we're listening
to our souls.

1221
00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:02,552
It's much easier
to hear them indoors.

1222
00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:03,853
(<i> all sighing</i> )

1223
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:06,289
Uncle Anthony, can't
you talk to him?

1224
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,257
You're such
a great counselor.

1225
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:11,794
Um, Uncle Timothy, perhaps
little Curtis has a point.

1226
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:13,329
Maybe frolicking outdoors

1227
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:15,598
would offer a refreshing
counterpoint

1228
00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:18,967
to sitting in a circle like
a quilting bee of shut-ins.

1229
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:20,570
Anthony, please.

1230
00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:22,405
You're supposed to be
setting an example.

1231
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,340
Besides, quilting
can be very therapeutic.

1232
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,775
(<i> beeping</i> )

1233
00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:28,177
Now... Oops,
time for my
echinacea.

1234
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,879
I'll be back
in a jiffy.

1235
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:33,148
Now, everyone hold hands
and feel the warmth.

1236
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,184
(<i> growling</i> )

1237
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,919
(<i> screams</i> )

1238
00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:38,521
Peanut butter!

1239
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,157
Sitting in circles...
stupid songs...

1240
00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:44,961
arts and crafts...
cruel and unusual...

1241
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,462
Hell!

1242
00:42:46,498 --> 00:42:48,731
I can't take it
anymore.

1243
00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:51,433
(<i> yells</i> )

1244
00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:56,105
I'm going on a hike.

1245
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:58,041
(<i> all shouting</i> )

1246
00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,809
Let's go!

1247
00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:06,949
Come on, even I'll admit
that was mildly amusing.

1248
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:08,217
Whatever.

1249
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,686
Look, for what it's worth,
when I was your age

1250
00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:13,556
I... um, had this friend
who was kind of like you.

1251
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,025
The only people she liked
were the ones in books

1252
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,193
and she spent most of her time
in her room

1253
00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:20,462
convinced the world had been
quietly taken over

1254
00:43:20,498 --> 00:43:22,064
by a race of idiot space aliens.

1255
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,600
And then one day you're "friend"
grew out of it

1256
00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:26,602
and went on
to make many more friends

1257
00:43:26,638 --> 00:43:29,071
and now her life is
one big bowl of cherries.

1258
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,674
Okay, bad example.

1259
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:35,344
But maybe things would
have been a little
easier for my friend

1260
00:43:35,379 --> 00:43:38,213
if she hadn't
kept everything
bottled up inside.

1261
00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:40,215
You know, if she'd had
someone to talk to.

1262
00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:41,817
Or maybe "she" did try talking

1263
00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:43,852
and the people
just told her to shut up

1264
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:45,788
or paid someone else
to deal with her

1265
00:43:45,823 --> 00:43:48,491
because they were too busy
listening to their souls.

1266
00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:50,727
You think that's
what's happening to you?

1267
00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,095
Hey, look around, Daria.

1268
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,563
Everybody's so
busy being their
own best friend--

1269
00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:57,066
maybe they should try
buddying up to the people

1270
00:43:57,102 --> 00:43:58,735
they brought into
the damn world

1271
00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:00,169
who never asked
to be born.

1272
00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:01,670
Oh.

1273
00:44:01,706 --> 00:44:05,507
So what books does your
"friend" like to read, anyway?

1274
00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:06,943
Well, let's see.

1275
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,679
When she was 12,
she was really into
George Orwell...

1276
00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:10,780
Daria, Link.

1277
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,615
Having a little
one-on-one session?

1278
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,184
Yes, and so,
by definition,
it can't include...

1279
00:44:15,219 --> 00:44:16,853
Daria, I knew
you could do it.

1280
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:19,154
See, it's easier
to rap with Daria

1281
00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:20,756
than with me, isn't it?

1282
00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:23,191
A teen who's closer
to your own age.

1283
00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,561
But I'm just as
concerned as she is

1284
00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:27,129
about your well-being.

1285
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,530
I should have known.

1286
00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:30,299
Hey, wait.

1287
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,468
Oh, did I say
something wrong?

1288
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:36,572
Oh my, what happened
to the window?

1289
00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:39,641
Uh, where'd everybody go?

1290
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,811
But when the workers
stormed the Bastille

1291
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:43,445
they only found
seven prisoners

1292
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,581
and one of them
was the Marquis De Sade.

1293
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:46,915
Ew.

1294
00:44:46,951 --> 00:44:48,684
That's more or less
the way they felt.

1295
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,053
Did Marie Antoinette
have the champagne glasses

1296
00:44:51,088 --> 00:44:52,488
molded after
her... you know?

1297
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:54,490
We really should be
focusing more

1298
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:56,492
on the politics
of the Revolution

1299
00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:58,027
but that's what
they say.

1300
00:44:58,062 --> 00:44:59,962
If she had been a different
body type

1301
00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:02,298
we'd all be drinking
champagne out of bowls.

1302
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,633
David, I must say,
I'm quite impressed.

1303
00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:07,569
I've never seen Quinn
have so much fun studying.

1304
00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:10,372
That's because in school
they only teach you

1305
00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:11,907
the really
boring stuff.

1306
00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:13,342
Mom, Dad, did you know

1307
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:16,445
Marie Antoinette never
said "let them eat cake"?

1308
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,280
That expression comes
from a story

1309
00:45:18,315 --> 00:45:20,315
about a princess
written by Rousseau.

1310
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:21,417
Right?
Right.

1311
00:45:21,453 --> 00:45:23,085
Lousy tabloids.

1312
00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,955
We've got to run. Bye.

1313
00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:27,289
Wait!

1314
00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:29,024
I was joking.

1315
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,759
You were not.

1316
00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:32,094
Was Marie Antoinette
pretty?

1317
00:45:32,129 --> 00:45:33,729
They said she was
a great beauty.

1318
00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:35,665
Of course, you won't find
a lot of people

1319
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:38,000
willing to call their
absolute monarch butt ugly.

1320
00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:40,936
David, do you think...
I'm pretty?

1321
00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:42,137
Sure.

1322
00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:44,072
By the way, have you
been to Chez Pierre?

1323
00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:45,240
Because it's really nice

1324
00:45:45,275 --> 00:45:46,942
if you ever wanted
to take me there.

1325
00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:48,343
It would be kind
of educational

1326
00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:50,379
since we're studying
French history and stuff.

1327
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,981
Thanks.

1328
00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:54,283
But you don't want to be seen
around town with an egghead.

1329
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:55,617
Your friends would behead you.

1330
00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:57,220
Well, that's about it
for today.

1331
00:45:57,255 --> 00:46:00,523
Now, be sure to read
the chapter on the
Industrial Revolution

1332
00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:02,791
and don't forget
your vocabulary words.

1333
00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:05,160
I'll be back for more
pedagogy next week.

1334
00:46:05,195 --> 00:46:07,830
Quinn, pedagogy--

1335
00:46:07,865 --> 00:46:09,499
that's one of the words.

1336
00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:11,100
Yeah.

1337
00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:13,101
Pedagogy.

1338
00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:14,770
Excellent.

1339
00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:16,539
The brushwork
is very confident

1340
00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:19,007
and I love the strained,
almost antagonistic

1341
00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:20,443
relationship with color.

1342
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:23,579
Really, you remind me
of myself when I was young.

1343
00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:25,882
Oh, Daniel,
you're not old.

1344
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:28,918
Well, I'm certainly
young at heart.

1345
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:31,354
Not to mention
delusional of mind.

1346
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:37,492
Hey.

1347
00:46:37,528 --> 00:46:38,360
Hey.

1348
00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:40,162
Haven't seen you around.

1349
00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:42,731
Oh, you know,
the solitary artist.

1350
00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:44,133
Look, I got
to be honest.

1351
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:46,435
That whole thing
that happened
between...

1352
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:47,636
I mean, didn't happen--

1353
00:46:47,671 --> 00:46:49,138
well, it kind
of confused me.

1354
00:46:49,173 --> 00:46:50,339
Me, too.

1355
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,074
Maybe I was hoping
a little too hard

1356
00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:53,842
and saw something
that wasn't there.

1357
00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:56,412
But you said you never
make a mistake

1358
00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:57,846
in that... uh, area.

1359
00:46:57,882 --> 00:46:59,916
There's a first time
for everything.

1360
00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,384
Still want
to be friends?

1361
00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:03,485
Sure.

1362
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:04,987
Maybe we'll
skip the hug.

1363
00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:08,123
Uh-oh, don't look
now, but it's
Toulouse Le Dreck.

1364
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,959
Ready?
Just a minute.

1365
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,394
I'll wait for you
in the car.

1366
00:47:12,429 --> 00:47:13,695
You're seeing him?

1367
00:47:13,731 --> 00:47:15,664
He's not so bad
once you get
to know him.

1368
00:47:15,699 --> 00:47:17,532
You said he went
through more students

1369
00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,868
than tubes of paint.

1370
00:47:18,903 --> 00:47:21,070
You can't possible think
he gives a damn about you.

1371
00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,337
Who's looking
for romance?

1372
00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:23,973
I just want to have
a little fun.

1373
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:26,175
And if it's with someone
who can introduce you

1374
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:28,744
to a few gallery owners
that's not so bad either, eh?

1375
00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:31,314
I think I'm beginning to see
how the art world works.

1376
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,814
God, high school.

1377
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,983
It's all such a big deal
with you guys.

1378
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,652
You take everything
so seriously.

1379
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:40,623
Like someone telling you
you give off gay vibes

1380
00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:43,893
just because they're trying
to get into your pants.

1381
00:47:43,928 --> 00:47:47,529
Well, campers, before you go,
let's take a moment to reflect

1382
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:50,299
on the valuable lessons
we've learned about...

1383
00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:51,667
Let Uncle
Anthony talk.

1384
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:54,002
Um... about ourselves
and the growth

1385
00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:55,671
that only we can truly...

1386
00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:57,272
Uncle Anthony,
he's cool.

1387
00:47:57,307 --> 00:48:00,543
Um... the personal
growth that...

1388
00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:01,577
Growth my butt.

1389
00:48:01,613 --> 00:48:02,845
Uncle Anthony!

1390
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,780
Uncle Anthony!
Uncle Anthony!
Uncle Anthony!

1391
00:48:04,816 --> 00:48:06,248
Thank you, campers.

1392
00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:08,851
Remember, if you feel yourself
getting mad-- go ahead.

1393
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:11,220
If someone's doing something
to irritate you--

1394
00:48:11,255 --> 00:48:12,788
tell them about it in detail!

1395
00:48:12,824 --> 00:48:15,725
And hike whenever
you feel like it!

1396
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,159
(<i> cheering</i> )

1397
00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:18,627
I...

1398
00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:21,197
I guess maybe I've been doing
more harm than good.

1399
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,798
Thank you, Timothy.

1400
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:26,235
You're reawakened my
hunger to enlighten.

1401
00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:28,136
I want to teach again.

1402
00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:29,471
(<i> groaning</i> )

1403
00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:30,839
That hurts a bit.

1404
00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:35,745
Hey, slow down.

1405
00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:36,745
Go to hell.

1406
00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:37,946
Just hear me out.

1407
00:48:37,981 --> 00:48:39,815
Mr. O'Neill didn't
ask me to speak to you

1408
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,983
and I would never tell
him anything anyway

1409
00:48:42,019 --> 00:48:44,152
except my name, rank
and home room number.

1410
00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:45,454
Yeah, right.

1411
00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:47,389
Look, I'm not good
at this kind of thing

1412
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,025
probably because I've never
done this kind of thing

1413
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,594
but if you ever need
someone to talk to...

1414
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,662
um... I'm around.

1415
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:55,397
I don't need
anyone to talk to.

1416
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,431
Especially you.

1417
00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:00,236
(<i> doorbell ringing</i> )

1418
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,238
Tom! Come in.

1419
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,906
Daria! Tom's here!

1420
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,342
Jake and I are so sorry

1421
00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:09,077
we won't be able to make
the museum benefit.

1422
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,613
Normally, we love museums.

1423
00:49:10,648 --> 00:49:12,114
In fact, we were thinking

1424
00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:14,516
of seeing the Van Gogh
exhibit this week.

1425
00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:16,952
Um... That exhibit left
a year ago.

1426
00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:19,054
Oh. Heh.

1427
00:49:19,089 --> 00:49:20,823
Well, at least you
can be confident

1428
00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:22,858
your mother's not
addicted to sedatives.

1429
00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:24,059
Hey, she didn't ask

1430
00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:25,861
to be invited
to that stupid fund-raiser.

1431
00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:27,662
My mother was just
trying to be nice.

1432
00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:29,898
A lot of people like
going to those things.

1433
00:49:29,934 --> 00:49:31,533
Sure, helping
the little people

1434
00:49:31,568 --> 00:49:33,902
while avoiding contact
with them at all cost.

1435
00:49:33,937 --> 00:49:35,271
Um, is something wrong?

1436
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,538
No.

1437
00:49:36,574 --> 00:49:39,074
Come on. I had to beg
you to come out tonight

1438
00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:41,677
and then the first thing you
do is jump down my throat.

1439
00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:42,678
What's going on?

1440
00:49:42,713 --> 00:49:44,146
I don't know.

1441
00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:47,349
It's the museum and the
country club and your family.

1442
00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:49,418
You know, your whole
elitist world.

1443
00:49:49,453 --> 00:49:51,853
It's not elitist, and
it's not<i> my</i> world.

1444
00:49:51,889 --> 00:49:52,854
Don't tell<i> me.</i>

1445
00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,356
Tell Aunt Mildred tomorrow

1446
00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,325
when you get
to your private island

1447
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,761
and be sure not
to mention me to her, okay?

1448
00:49:58,796 --> 00:49:59,861
What?

1449
00:49:59,897 --> 00:50:01,363
It's obvious
you don't want me mixing

1450
00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:02,564
with your family

1451
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,166
since you didn't ask me
to the fund-raiser

1452
00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:05,367
or the fireworks display.

1453
00:50:05,403 --> 00:50:07,336
Daria, I didn't invite
you to those things

1454
00:50:07,371 --> 00:50:09,305
because I sure as
hell didn't want to go

1455
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,306
and I assumed you
wouldn't either, right?

1456
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,342
Well, you still
should have asked.
You're right.

1457
00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:14,910
Unless you just
assumed your parents

1458
00:50:14,946 --> 00:50:15,945
were going to hate me.

1459
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:17,579
What? What are
you talking about?

1460
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:18,913
My parents think you're great.

1461
00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:20,215
They know you're really smart

1462
00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:21,650
and headed
for college and stuff.

1463
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:22,884
It's not like you're Jane.

1464
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,686
What do you mean,
not like I'm Jane?

1465
00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:26,288
Jane's smart.

1466
00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:28,490
Yeah,<i> I</i> know she's smart
but she could get a Ph.D.

1467
00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:30,693
or spend the rest
of her days painting tiles

1468
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:32,728
and her parents
wouldn't care either way.

1469
00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:33,862
If we did that

1470
00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,263
our parents would
have a fit.

1471
00:50:35,299 --> 00:50:36,498
So what you're saying is

1472
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:38,600
Jane isn't up
to your family's standards.

1473
00:50:38,636 --> 00:50:39,968
God, you're a snob.

1474
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:42,370
Damn it, Daria, quit trying
to pick a fight with me.

1475
00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:43,371
Excuse me?

1476
00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:44,740
You attack my mother

1477
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:46,575
for inviting your parents
to the fund-raiser

1478
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:48,310
then attack me for<i> not</i>
inviting<i> you.</i>

1479
00:50:48,345 --> 00:50:50,211
You say my family
disapproves of you.

1480
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:52,280
I say they relate to
you better than Jane

1481
00:50:52,316 --> 00:50:53,415
and now I'm a snob.

1482
00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,183
Forgive me for being
a loyal friend.

1483
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,553
Why don't you say what
you're really afraid of?

1484
00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:59,154
The idea that you
might actually

1485
00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:00,489
start caring
about someone.

1486
00:51:00,524 --> 00:51:03,291
'Cause that would
make you<i> vulnerable.</i>

1487
00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:06,962
Look, maybe we just jumped
into this dating stuff too fast.

1488
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:08,731
Maybe we need to take a break.

1489
00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:10,065
A break? From what?

1490
00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:11,834
We haven't<i> done</i> anything.

1491
00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:13,402
Come on, Daria.

1492
00:51:13,437 --> 00:51:15,637
I don't believe this.

1493
00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:19,007
Well, I'm not going
to stand here and beg.

1494
00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:22,377
Fine. Nice knowing you.

1495
00:51:27,351 --> 00:51:29,985
Yeah. Nice knowing you.

1496
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,753
Gee, Quinn,
it's sweet of you

1497
00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,822
to take time out
from your studies

1498
00:51:33,857 --> 00:51:35,191
to be with
the friends

1499
00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:36,925
you've neglected
all summer.

1500
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,228
Oh, Sandi, I just wish
I were as smart as you

1501
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:42,197
so I wouldn't
need a tutor.

1502
00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:44,299
You know,
David's kind of funny.

1503
00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:45,801
If by "funny,"
you mean

1504
00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:47,669
"extraordinarily
unpleasant"

1505
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:49,004
I agree completely.

1506
00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:52,341
That's why I was forced
to terminate his services.

1507
00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:53,843
What a geek.

1508
00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:56,945
I know, and so... geeky.

1509
00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,213
But he said...

1510
00:51:58,248 --> 00:51:59,214
Yes?

1511
00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,348
Nothing.

1512
00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:01,750
I guess David<i> is</i>
a little geeky

1513
00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,385
although I wouldn't be surprised

1514
00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:05,154
if some people
thought he was cute--

1515
00:52:05,189 --> 00:52:07,022
you know,
in that brainy kind of way.

1516
00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:10,025
Quinn, are you trying
to tell us something?

1517
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,027
Me? Oh, no.

1518
00:52:12,062 --> 00:52:13,361
Of course not.

1519
00:52:13,397 --> 00:52:15,931
Ooh, look--
intermediate markdowns.

1520
00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:21,103
Of course I did the right thing.

1521
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:23,205
He is from his world,
I'm from mine.

1522
00:52:23,241 --> 00:52:24,673
Never would have worked.

1523
00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:26,775
I mean, unless
I tried or something.

1524
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,010
Here's your book.

1525
00:52:28,045 --> 00:52:30,312
Um... that's not mine.

1526
00:52:30,347 --> 00:52:31,513
Oh, right.

1527
00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:33,148
I borrowed it from David.

1528
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:35,183
Um... what do you think of him?

1529
00:52:35,219 --> 00:52:36,585
Seems like a nice guy

1530
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:38,654
and he obviously has
a high threshold for pain.

1531
00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:39,788
Why?

1532
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,056
No reason.

1533
00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:43,392
Do you think he's,
uh... cute?

1534
00:52:43,427 --> 00:52:45,093
Well, I suppose, in that

1535
00:52:45,128 --> 00:52:47,596
not-a-brain-dead-surfer
kind of way.

1536
00:52:47,631 --> 00:52:48,764
Yeah.

1537
00:52:48,799 --> 00:52:50,666
I know you may
find this hard to believe

1538
00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:52,167
but looks aren't everything.

1539
00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:53,401
Really?

1540
00:52:53,437 --> 00:52:55,538
See, there's this thing
called personality.

1541
00:52:55,573 --> 00:52:57,473
There's also liking
the same things

1542
00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,241
having a similar sense of humor

1543
00:52:59,276 --> 00:53:01,709
being able to have
five-minute conversations

1544
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:03,879
without boring the living
hell out of each other.

1545
00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:04,880
Like you and Tom.

1546
00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:06,081
Did I mention Tom?

1547
00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:08,083
Well, who else would
you be talking about?

1548
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:09,651
You're obviously
very compatible.

1549
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:11,486
How would<i> you</i> know?

1550
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:12,788
Daria, up until recently

1551
00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:14,990
dating has been
my major field of study.

1552
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:17,059
Well, you've never
met his family.

1553
00:53:17,094 --> 00:53:19,494
You can't judge someone
by their family.

1554
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:22,297
I mean, what if people
judged me by... blech!

1555
00:53:22,332 --> 00:53:23,532
Got to go.

1556
00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:26,268
That's it.

1557
00:53:26,303 --> 00:53:30,071
(<i> robotically</i> ):
Must contact intelligent life.

1558
00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:33,575
Hey. Call.

1559
00:53:34,644 --> 00:53:36,044
Hello?

1560
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,613
DARIA:
Hope you don't mind
that I called.

1561
00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:38,714
Daria.

1562
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:39,882
How are things going?

1563
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:41,116
Fine, fine, fine.

1564
00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:42,317
Couldn't be better.

1565
00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:43,652
Sucks, huh?

1566
00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:46,322
Only in a mind-numbingly
pretentious kind of way.

1567
00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:47,489
Do you think, um...

1568
00:53:47,524 --> 00:53:49,658
a familiar face
might cheer you up?

1569
00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:50,859
What do you mean?

1570
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,328
Like floating in space
over my bed

1571
00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:54,996
saying my name over and
over again in a creepy voice?

1572
00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:56,131
Jane.

1573
00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:57,266
Look, I don't
really feel

1574
00:53:57,301 --> 00:53:58,534
like any visitors
right now.

1575
00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,601
It's nothing personal.

1576
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:00,802
Wait.

1577
00:54:00,837 --> 00:54:02,504
I don't want to talk
about it, okay?

1578
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,340
Nothing you could
say can change that.

1579
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:06,709
I'll pay you.

1580
00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:09,745
Trent was going to drop by
on his way to a gig.

1581
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,547
Maybe you can hitch a ride.

1582
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:14,182
They can always use
an extra person to push.

1583
00:54:17,854 --> 00:54:20,488
Now, this is called
mouth-to-mouth regurgitation.

1584
00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:21,690
Ready, babe?

1585
00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:23,491
Ready.

1586
00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:25,493
Did you see how
I pinched Britt's nose

1587
00:54:25,529 --> 00:54:27,596
to, like, keep the air
from getting out?

1588
00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:29,631
I could just stick
my fingers up there

1589
00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:30,832
but who knows what...?

1590
00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:32,333
Oh, Kevvy!

1591
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:33,968
Mmm.

1592
00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,504
(<i> whistle blowing</i> )

1593
00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:36,905
Peep show's over.

1594
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,507
Everyone scram.

1595
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,242
Hey, Romeo and Juliet.

1596
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,743
(<i> whistle blowing</i> )
Ow!

1597
00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,445
You're fired.

1598
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,081
Here you go.

1599
00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:47,082
It's about time.

1600
00:54:47,118 --> 00:54:48,350
I want a fudgy pop.

1601
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:49,417
Hey, I was
here first.

1602
00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:50,418
Shut up,
you jerk.

1603
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:51,420
This is dripping.

1604
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,188
What are<i> you</i>
doing here?

1605
00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:56,791
Oh, Mack, something
terrible happened.

1606
00:54:56,826 --> 00:54:58,593
It's okay. The sun
isn't really gone.

1607
00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:00,295
It's just hiding
behind the clouds.

1608
00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:03,431
No! We got fired.

1609
00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:08,837
Trent

1610
00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:11,273
does it ever bother you
that the speedometer

1611
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:13,008
is stuck at ten
miles per hour?

1612
00:55:13,043 --> 00:55:15,377
Hmm. Ten. That reminds me.

1613
00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:16,879
Time for dinner.

1614
00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:19,181
Just for the record--

1615
00:55:19,216 --> 00:55:20,916
the police generally
don't like it

1616
00:55:20,951 --> 00:55:23,251
when you drive
on the wrong side of the road.

1617
00:55:23,287 --> 00:55:24,619
Tell me about it.

1618
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:25,754
No, thanks.

1619
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:28,423
Um, how's Jane
been doing?

1620
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,824
Oh. Okay.

1621
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:31,927
I haven't talked
to her much this summer.

1622
00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:34,929
Well, you know. The Tom thing.

1623
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,598
Look, we...

1624
00:55:36,633 --> 00:55:39,668
Hey, Janie knows you guys
didn't mean to hurt her.

1625
00:55:39,703 --> 00:55:41,536
She'll come around. Trust me.

1626
00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:43,605
Yeah. Thanks, Trent.

1627
00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:49,043
♪ Betrayal, yeah,
a stab in the back ♪

1628
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:52,247
♪ Betrayal, yeah, I'm
stretched on the rack ♪

1629
00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:55,317
♪ Betrayal, yeah,
thrown out of the... ♪

1630
00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,252
♪ Thrown out of the... ♪

1631
00:55:57,287 --> 00:55:58,587
Pack.

1632
00:55:58,622 --> 00:55:59,921
♪ Thrown out
of the pack ♪

1633
00:55:59,956 --> 00:56:03,258
♪ Betrayal...
betrayal... yeah ♪

1634
00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:06,261
♪ Betrayal...
betrayal... ♪

1635
00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:08,830
♪ Betrayal, yeah... ♪

1636
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,565
And that's how
Randolph Hearst's

1637
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:12,567
yellow journalism
helped get the U.S.

1638
00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:14,269
into the American-
Spanish War.

1639
00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,403
Close enou...

1640
00:56:15,439 --> 00:56:16,538
The Spanish-American War.

1641
00:56:16,573 --> 00:56:18,240
You know, I had
my doubts at first--

1642
00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:20,642
serious doubts--
but you've come
a long way, Quinn.

1643
00:56:20,677 --> 00:56:22,410
You should be very
proud of yourself.

1644
00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:23,479
Thanks.

1645
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:25,580
Um... are<i> you</i> proud of me?

1646
00:56:25,616 --> 00:56:27,882
Of course, and I want you
to drop me a line at school

1647
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,751
and let me know
how you're doing in class.

1648
00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:30,952
David.

1649
00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:32,154
Yes?

1650
00:56:32,189 --> 00:56:33,955
Um...

1651
00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:34,956
I like you.

1652
00:56:34,991 --> 00:56:36,191
I like you, too.

1653
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,293
No, I mean I "like" like you.

1654
00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:39,894
Oh, look.

1655
00:56:39,929 --> 00:56:41,096
I mean, I never thought

1656
00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:42,331
I could really
"like" like someone

1657
00:56:42,366 --> 00:56:43,799
who wasn't, you know,
really cute.

1658
00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:44,933
Not that
you're uncute

1659
00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:46,267
but you know
what I mean.

1660
00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:47,669
You don't<i> try</i>
to be cute.

1661
00:56:47,705 --> 00:56:50,439
Not that I would ever try
to make you try to be cute.

1662
00:56:50,474 --> 00:56:51,607
Right.

1663
00:56:51,642 --> 00:56:53,308
Well, we can probably get in

1664
00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:56,211
at least two dates
before you go off to college.

1665
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,046
Look, Quinn,
it's very flattering

1666
00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:01,049
and you're a really nice kid,
but you're not my type.

1667
00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:02,383
But I already
told you

1668
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,419
I don't care what
you look like.

1669
00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:06,021
Quinn, look,
when I go out

1670
00:57:06,056 --> 00:57:08,323
it has to be
with someone who has...

1671
00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:09,658
How can I put this?

1672
00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:11,426
A certain amount
of... depth.

1673
00:57:11,461 --> 00:57:12,728
But I know
stuff now.

1674
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:13,996
Yes...

1675
00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:15,463
but why did you<i> want</i>
to know stuff?

1676
00:57:15,499 --> 00:57:17,732
So you'd be able
to get into a party school.

1677
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:20,135
Talk about a lack
of self-esteem.

1678
00:57:20,171 --> 00:57:22,171
I have tons of self-esteem.

1679
00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,673
I esteem myself
more than anybody.

1680
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,108
When it comes
to appearance

1681
00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:27,843
but not in any
areas that count.

1682
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:29,878
Look at the losers
you hang out with.

1683
00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:32,080
No chance of feeling
stupid around them.

1684
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,614
Losers?

1685
00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:36,151
But the whole reason I even
thought of getting tutored

1686
00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:39,054
was I knew I could do better
on the P-STATS than them.

1687
00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:40,655
Than<i> they,</i> and I'm
glad to hear that.

1688
00:57:40,690 --> 00:57:43,091
It means you're starting
to understand your potential.

1689
00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,159
So...?

1690
00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:45,326
Quinn...

1691
00:57:45,362 --> 00:57:47,328
you and I are in
two different places

1692
00:57:47,364 --> 00:57:48,863
way too far apart to go out.

1693
00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:50,131
You'd hate it,
believe me

1694
00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:51,700
but it's a real big
compliment.

1695
00:57:51,735 --> 00:57:53,501
Keep studying
and good luck.

1696
00:57:53,537 --> 00:57:54,836
Yeah.

1697
00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:56,204
Good luck.

1698
00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:01,243
TRENT:
<i> ♪ Betrayal, yeah,</i>
<i> you ruined my life ♪</i>

1699
00:58:01,278 --> 00:58:04,513
♪ Betrayal, yeah, you're
twisting the knife ♪

1700
00:58:04,548 --> 00:58:05,714
Trent.
Huh?

1701
00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:07,048
That's not helping.

1702
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:10,385
Oh. Sorry. Um, you
know how it is.

1703
00:58:10,421 --> 00:58:11,953
Inspiration.

1704
00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,525
We'd better not
disturb them.

1705
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,895
You got to wake
Jesse up just right

1706
00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:21,730
or he gets
all disoriented.

1707
00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:22,931
How can you tell?

1708
00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:25,133
(<i> laughing, coughing</i> )

1709
00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:27,535
You're funny, Daria.

1710
00:58:27,571 --> 00:58:30,572
Anyway, don't go crazy
over this Tom stuff.

1711
00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:33,341
Even Janie said
you make a good couple.

1712
00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:34,675
You mean "made."

1713
00:58:34,711 --> 00:58:36,411
We're not going
out anymore.

1714
00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:37,412
Really? Why?

1715
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:38,613
A lot of stuff.

1716
00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:41,749
Mainly, I got wierded
out by his family.

1717
00:58:41,785 --> 00:58:43,785
But you weren't
dating<i> them.</i>

1718
00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:48,156
Some day the curators
will look back on these

1719
00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:50,792
and say they're from my
"Art Colonies Suck" period.

1720
00:58:50,827 --> 00:58:51,893
Curators?

1721
00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:53,061
Criminologists?

1722
00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:54,395
You know, when it comes to art

1723
00:58:54,431 --> 00:58:55,897
you and Link have
a lot in common.

1724
00:58:55,933 --> 00:58:57,198
I'd introduce you

1725
00:58:57,234 --> 00:58:58,901
if he didn't loathe
every fiber of my being.

1726
00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:01,169
The Link situation
really bothers you, huh?

1727
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,671
Serves me right
for breaking

1728
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,072
my cardinal rule
and trying

1729
00:59:04,107 --> 00:59:05,573
to reach out
to a lost soul.

1730
00:59:05,609 --> 00:59:07,375
Any kid who looks to you
for nurturing

1731
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,077
is more than just lost.

1732
00:59:09,113 --> 00:59:10,445
Gee, thanks.

1733
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,713
Hey, I call 'em
like I see 'em.

1734
00:59:17,287 --> 00:59:18,353
This soup bites.

1735
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:20,355
Then don't have
a fourth bowl.

1736
00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:23,292
Mack! I'm going
to take five.

1737
00:59:24,295 --> 00:59:25,360
These are for you.

1738
00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:26,461
Aw, that's sweet.

1739
00:59:26,497 --> 00:59:27,996
I've missed you so much.

1740
00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:30,364
Wow. I got to buy you
flowers more often.

1741
00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:32,066
Anyway, I got them
to celebrate.

1742
00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:33,334
I quit
my job yesterday.

1743
00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:35,069
Oh, Mack. Summer's
not even over

1744
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:36,805
and it was such
a piece of cake.

1745
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,173
Piece of cake?

1746
00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:39,874
Working in a dirty,
cramped truck all day

1747
00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:40,875
for minimum wage?

1748
00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:42,244
What would you know about it

1749
00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:44,012
with your glamour jobs
and your golf lessons?

1750
00:59:44,047 --> 00:59:45,380
What's the matter with you?

1751
00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:46,881
I'm on your side, remember?

1752
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,317
I'm sorry.
It's just...

1753
00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,751
Wearing that
white suit

1754
00:59:49,786 --> 00:59:51,486
serving those
little brats.

1755
00:59:51,521 --> 00:59:52,654
I felt like
some kind

1756
00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:54,122
of house slave
in<i> Gone With the Wind.</i>

1757
00:59:54,158 --> 00:59:55,357
It's just not
how I thought

1758
00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:56,491
the summer would go.

1759
00:59:56,526 --> 00:59:57,826
Hey, you're no
house slave.

1760
00:59:57,861 --> 00:59:59,227
You owed your
father some money.

1761
00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:00,662
You were doing
the stand-up thing

1762
01:00:00,697 --> 01:00:01,830
in trying to
pay him back.

1763
01:00:01,865 --> 01:00:02,831
No big deal.

1764
01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:04,132
You'll find another way.

1765
01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:05,567
I paid him back
a week ago.

1766
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,102
Oh. So, how come
you didn't quit then?

1767
01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:09,670
I wanted to make
a little more money

1768
01:00:09,706 --> 01:00:11,907
so I could take you out
for dinner at Chez Pierre.

1769
01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,175
Oh, Mack, that place
is so expensive.

1770
01:00:14,211 --> 01:00:15,743
I can afford it,
for once.

1771
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:17,178
I don't need
Chez Pierre

1772
01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:18,846
when I have a
guy like you.

1773
01:00:18,882 --> 01:00:20,115
Wait a minute.

1774
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,116
Who's driving the truck?

1775
01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:24,519
That'll be $1.60.

1776
01:00:24,555 --> 01:00:27,289
Babe, how much change
do I give back?

1777
01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:28,523
Um, let's see...

1778
01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:30,458
$1.60 minus five
is $4.40.

1779
01:00:30,494 --> 01:00:31,959
But I gave you a five.

1780
01:00:31,995 --> 01:00:33,461
Right. $5.40.

1781
01:00:33,497 --> 01:00:36,631
I'll have a snow cone
and a Popsicle.

1782
01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:39,400
Let's see, that's
a ten, so I owe you...

1783
01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:40,401
$12.20.

1784
01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:41,369
Right.

1785
01:00:41,404 --> 01:00:42,670
I want an ice cream!
My turn!

1786
01:00:42,706 --> 01:00:44,072
I said I want
an ice cream!

1787
01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:45,106
Come on!

1788
01:00:49,746 --> 01:00:52,047
The guys here are a lot
better-looking in person

1789
01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:53,548
than on their wanted posters.

1790
01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:56,184
Now I understand why people
go to the bathroom in groups.

1791
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:57,619
Don't worry.

1792
01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,520
I promise not to meet
a new boyfriend

1793
01:00:59,556 --> 01:01:01,255
and leave you alone
between sets.

1794
01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:02,791
I've learned my lesson.

1795
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:04,392
Okay.

1796
01:01:04,427 --> 01:01:07,061
Speaking of Tom,
I guess you heard we broke up.

1797
01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:08,630
I don't read
the papers, remember?

1798
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,632
I thought Trent might
have said something.

1799
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,833
Nope.

1800
01:01:11,868 --> 01:01:13,501
Questions? Comments?

1801
01:01:13,536 --> 01:01:15,670
Please tell me you're not
trying to get my sympathy

1802
01:01:15,705 --> 01:01:17,638
after blowing me off
for my now ex-boyfriend.

1803
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,941
You mean he blew
you off for me

1804
01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:22,444
although if you recall,
that's not the way it happened.

1805
01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:24,345
No, I meant
you blew me off for him.

1806
01:01:24,381 --> 01:01:25,914
You wanted to go out with him

1807
01:01:25,949 --> 01:01:28,283
regardless of what it did
to our friendship.

1808
01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:30,652
Hey, you stopped talking to me,
remember?

1809
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,286
After you broke up with him

1810
01:01:32,322 --> 01:01:34,623
and said you didn't care
if I dated him.

1811
01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:35,991
And you believed me?

1812
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,059
I'm confused.

1813
01:01:37,094 --> 01:01:38,493
What are we
fighting about here?

1814
01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:41,262
We're fighting about you,
Daria Morgendorffer

1815
01:01:41,297 --> 01:01:43,598
being dumb enough to think
a boyfriend

1816
01:01:43,634 --> 01:01:46,735
is worth screwing up
a really good friendship for.

1817
01:01:46,770 --> 01:01:48,670
A really important friendship.

1818
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,873
I'm sorry if I did that.

1819
01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:54,042
Um, I really missed you
this summer.

1820
01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:55,776
Well, I really
missed you, too

1821
01:01:55,812 --> 01:01:57,645
only don't ask me
to sleep over.

1822
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:58,813
Huh?

1823
01:01:58,848 --> 01:02:00,281
Nothing.
Oh, hey, Trent.

1824
01:02:00,316 --> 01:02:01,549
I meant to tell you.

1825
01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:03,017
You guys have
a gig tonight.

1826
01:02:03,052 --> 01:02:05,153
You better start soon,
or you'll miss your next break.

1827
01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:06,688
Unless you take
your next break now.

1828
01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:08,556
In which case
you better take it on stage.

1829
01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:10,625
They'll never think of
looking for you there.

1830
01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:12,760
And while you're up there,
maybe you could play something.

1831
01:02:12,796 --> 01:02:14,896
Oh, wait, that's what they're
paying you for, never mind.

1832
01:02:14,931 --> 01:02:18,132
You guys are weird.

1833
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:19,835
So what'd you miss
most about me?

1834
01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:21,669
It was my joie
de vivre, wasn't it?

1835
01:02:21,705 --> 01:02:24,772
If you really want to know,
it was your damn aura.

1836
01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:27,942
Wow, you did spend the summer
with Mr. O'Neill.

1837
01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:29,644
I mean your aura
of confidence.

1838
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:32,480
I drifted through summer in
a perpetual identity crisis

1839
01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:34,448
questioning everything
I said and did.

1840
01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,051
That's funny, 'cause I...

1841
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,519
And I kept thinking about you
up here doing your paintings

1842
01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:40,555
making your jokes,
being Jane Lane.

1843
01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:42,224
Being Jane Lane's
what I do best.

1844
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,491
Precisely.

1845
01:02:43,526 --> 01:02:45,393
You know exactly
who you are

1846
01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:48,296
and nobody's ever
going to con you
into thinking you don't.

1847
01:02:48,331 --> 01:02:50,765
I wish I'd had you around
just as a role model.

1848
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,701
You know, you're
absolutely right about me.

1849
01:02:53,736 --> 01:02:56,904
Gee, shall I attempt further
heights of ego inflation?

1850
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,439
Please do.

1851
01:02:58,474 --> 01:03:00,542
Hey, we're Mystik Spiral

1852
01:03:00,577 --> 01:03:03,444
and this one's for
Daria and Jane.

1853
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,881
I hope it's not
"You Are So Beautiful."

1854
01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:07,882
Oh, please, make it
"Close to You."

1855
01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:09,818
♪ When the aliens come ♪

1856
01:03:09,853 --> 01:03:12,019
♪ When the death rays hum ♪

1857
01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:14,155
♪ When the bummers bum ♪

1858
01:03:14,190 --> 01:03:16,491
♪ We'll still be
freakin' friends ♪

1859
01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:18,426
♪ When the whip comes down ♪

1860
01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:20,528
♪ When they nuke the town ♪

1861
01:03:20,564 --> 01:03:22,830
♪ When dead clowns can't clown ♪

1862
01:03:22,866 --> 01:03:25,266
♪ We'll still be
freakin' friends ♪

1863
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,202
♪ Freakin' friends,
freakin' friends ♪

1864
01:03:27,237 --> 01:03:29,871
♪ Till we come to bad ends
we're freakin' friends ♪

1865
01:03:29,906 --> 01:03:31,639
♪ Freakin' friends,
freakin' friends ♪

1866
01:03:31,674 --> 01:03:34,008
♪ Till we come to bad ends
we're freakin' friends ♪

1867
01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:35,977
♪ Freakin' friends,
freakin' friends... ♪

1868
01:03:37,781 --> 01:03:40,615
I just couldn't get past
all that upper-crustiness.

1869
01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:43,518
I felt like the poor cousin
in a Henry James novel.

1870
01:03:43,554 --> 01:03:45,286
You know, someone
to be tolerated

1871
01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:47,755
until she gets run over
by a horse and buggy.

1872
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:51,692
Yeah, the Sloanes
definitely come from
the land of the Muffys

1873
01:03:51,728 --> 01:03:53,795
but it's not like
they're jerks or anything.

1874
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,897
I just ignored the money
and concentrated

1875
01:03:55,932 --> 01:03:57,865
on the incredibly well-stocked
refrigerator.

1876
01:03:57,901 --> 01:04:00,501
Yeah. Look, why don't you
just come back with us?

1877
01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:01,736
I don't know.

1878
01:04:01,771 --> 01:04:03,138
Some kind of
dumb-ass notion

1879
01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:04,972
about seeing this
through, I guess.

1880
01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:06,841
Anyway, it's just
another two weeks

1881
01:04:06,876 --> 01:04:08,609
and then we'll be
back at school.

1882
01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:09,944
Wait, what's my point?

1883
01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:11,712
That life sucks
no matter what

1884
01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:13,915
so don't be fooled
by location changes.

1885
01:04:13,950 --> 01:04:15,516
You really should
write fortune cookies.

1886
01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:16,784
Call me when you get back.

1887
01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:19,087
All right,
freakin' friend.

1888
01:04:19,122 --> 01:04:21,723
Um, I don't believe
I'm about to say this

1889
01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:24,058
but you should give Tom
another shot.

1890
01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:27,495
He's not a bad guy, and
you could use the recreation.

1891
01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,963
Um, what about the whole

1892
01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:31,265
"You stabbed me in the back
how could you" thing?

1893
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:32,801
I think I actually
<i> am</i> over that

1894
01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:34,669
as opposed to when
I said I was over it

1895
01:04:34,705 --> 01:04:36,137
but was really
still under it.

1896
01:04:36,172 --> 01:04:37,438
Yeah, right.

1897
01:04:37,474 --> 01:04:39,940
Seriously, give it some thought
on the way back.

1898
01:04:39,976 --> 01:04:41,108
I don't think so.

1899
01:04:41,144 --> 01:04:42,410
Or converse with the band.

1900
01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:43,878
The choice is yours.

1901
01:04:50,786 --> 01:04:53,321
No, those sandals don't
make your toes look fat.

1902
01:04:53,356 --> 01:04:55,023
So David was right.

1903
01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:56,591
I<i> am</i> superficial.

1904
01:04:56,626 --> 01:04:58,259
At least you know
your strengths.

1905
01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:01,362
He really called you that?

1906
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:04,032
He said he only
dates girls with depth.

1907
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,633
How'd it even come up?

1908
01:05:06,837 --> 01:05:09,436
Oh, boy,<i> you</i> asked<i> him</i> out?

1909
01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:10,938
(<i> sobbing</i> )

1910
01:05:10,974 --> 01:05:15,676
Quinn, you're, um, not
as superficial as you act.

1911
01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:17,678
I'm sure you just
feel obliged to stress

1912
01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:19,647
the moronic aspects
of your personality

1913
01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:22,050
so you'll fit in better
with the fashion drones

1914
01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,518
like a mask you wear

1915
01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:25,753
'cause you think
they wouldn't like the real you.

1916
01:05:25,789 --> 01:05:27,988
You mean, sort
of the way you
keep people away

1917
01:05:28,024 --> 01:05:29,824
by being really
unfriendly and stuff?

1918
01:05:29,859 --> 01:05:32,527
Hey, we're talking
about you here.

1919
01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,362
You really like
that guy, huh?

1920
01:05:35,865 --> 01:05:38,532
Well, he certainly wasn't
what we intellectuals call

1921
01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:41,502
a totally buff hottie,
so if you saw past his looks

1922
01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:43,538
you can't be
completely shallow.

1923
01:05:43,573 --> 01:05:45,106
Thanks, Daria.

1924
01:05:45,141 --> 01:05:47,608
Damn it, I even told
him I liked him.

1925
01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:49,277
I never do that.

1926
01:05:49,312 --> 01:05:52,080
Quinn, sometimes
you reach out to someone

1927
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,382
and all you get back
is a slap in the face.

1928
01:05:54,418 --> 01:05:56,050
Then why even bother?

1929
01:05:57,420 --> 01:05:58,720
I guess because, um...

1930
01:05:58,755 --> 01:06:00,789
You got to give
people a chance.

1931
01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:02,523
Otherwise,
there's no point

1932
01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:04,826
to the whole
"being human" routine.

1933
01:06:04,861 --> 01:06:07,595
Why? David didn't
give me a chance.

1934
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:08,630
Sure he did.

1935
01:06:08,665 --> 01:06:09,631
Wasn't he going to quit

1936
01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:10,898
before you begged him not to?

1937
01:06:10,934 --> 01:06:12,667
Yeah, so?

1938
01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:14,268
So you learned
a whole bunch of stuff

1939
01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:17,105
and found out you don't have to
be a dummy if you don't want to

1940
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,873
because he gave
you a chance.

1941
01:06:18,908 --> 01:06:20,108
Quinn, I...

1942
01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,110
Okay, thanks for
lending this to me.

1943
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,911
"A Journal of
the Plague Year."

1944
01:06:23,946 --> 01:06:26,214
Sounds fun!

1945
01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:28,416
"Give people a chance."

1946
01:06:28,451 --> 01:06:29,817
Sounds like good advice.

1947
01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:31,085
That crap?

1948
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,453
Oh, Daria.

1949
01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:35,690
Here, this came for you.

1950
01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:38,826
And I guess I'll go see
how Quinn is doing.

1951
01:06:49,372 --> 01:06:53,007
Ugh, this heat is making
my lip gloss all runny.

1952
01:06:53,042 --> 01:06:54,375
Tell me about it.

1953
01:06:54,410 --> 01:06:56,845
It's so hot we can't even
wear our new fall clothes.

1954
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,980
They should really start
school in November.

1955
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,548
I know.

1956
01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:02,550
MS. LI: (<i> over intercom</i> )
Welcome back, students

1957
01:07:02,586 --> 01:07:04,285
and remember,
the school nurse is in

1958
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,521
and ready to take
your voluntary urine sample.

1959
01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:10,124
Show your Lawndale High spirit
with the gift of urine.

1960
01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:12,426
ALL:
Ewww!

1961
01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:16,063
All right, which of you
promising young people

1962
01:07:16,099 --> 01:07:20,601
would like to share your
definition of Manifest Destiny?

1963
01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:26,307
Ms. Morgendorffer,
did you want something?

1964
01:07:26,342 --> 01:07:28,977
Manifest Destiny
was a phrase politicians used

1965
01:07:29,012 --> 01:07:32,180
to say that God wanted
the U.S. to keep expanding west

1966
01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,982
all the way to the Pacific Ocean

1967
01:07:34,017 --> 01:07:36,050
because why bother
owning the country

1968
01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:37,918
if Hollywood wasn't included?

1969
01:07:37,953 --> 01:07:41,489
Quinn, that's<i> very good!</i>

1970
01:07:41,524 --> 01:07:45,059
Thank you for making my day
rewarding.

1971
01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:46,861
(<i> quiet talking</i> )

1972
01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,596
Gee, Quinn

1973
01:07:48,631 --> 01:07:52,233
I hope that little foray of
yours into geekland just now

1974
01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:53,968
is the result of
heat exhaustion

1975
01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:57,004
and not an unpleasant side
effect of all that tutoring.

1976
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,974
I mean, you're not
turning into a brain, are you?

1977
01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:02,943
Sandi, just because someone
can answer a simple question

1978
01:08:02,979 --> 01:08:04,712
doesn't mean
they're a pedagogue.

1979
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,618
So, I guess I got through
to Link after all

1980
01:08:10,654 --> 01:08:14,088
and all it cost me was a
generous period of self-doubt

1981
01:08:14,123 --> 01:08:16,390
followed by a bracing
stint of self-hatred.

1982
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,928
See, not every human
is a manipulative,
opportunistic lech.

1983
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:21,596
Or at least that's
what I'm told.

1984
01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:24,532
You didn't make any friends
at that art colony, did you?

1985
01:08:24,568 --> 01:08:26,568
No. Well, except
this one girl--

1986
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:27,902
until she got fresh.

1987
01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:30,070
You're not kidding.

1988
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,539
As much as I'd like to gain

1989
01:08:31,574 --> 01:08:33,374
your sour perspective
on the whole sordid incident

1990
01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:34,575
it's going to have to wait.

1991
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,010
I think someone's
looking for you.

1992
01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,879
Whoa.

1993
01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:39,947
Nice car. Where's Jeeves?

1994
01:08:39,982 --> 01:08:41,181
I killed him for his uniform.

1995
01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:42,216
How are you doing?

1996
01:08:42,252 --> 01:08:43,417
I'm okay.

1997
01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:45,152
She's pretty okay, too.

1998
01:08:45,187 --> 01:08:46,253
Yeah, I know that.

1999
01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:47,855
Hey, Daria.
Hey.

2000
01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:49,022
You want to go for a ride?

2001
01:08:49,058 --> 01:08:50,524
Actually, we were just...

2002
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,593
Saying good-bye.

2003
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:52,794
I'll call you later.

2004
01:08:58,267 --> 01:08:59,801
DARIA:
<i> Thanks for the lift.</i>

2005
01:08:59,836 --> 01:09:02,036
Um, I guess
I should be going.

2006
01:09:02,072 --> 01:09:03,404
Just hear me out, okay?

2007
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:04,805
Sure.

2008
01:09:04,841 --> 01:09:06,241
There's nothing
I can do about

2009
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,142
the club, my family--
the whole thing--

2010
01:09:08,178 --> 01:09:09,911
and yes, I can see
where all of that

2011
01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:11,312
could make you
uncomfortable.

2012
01:09:11,348 --> 01:09:12,647
Thank you.

2013
01:09:12,682 --> 01:09:15,016
But would you also agree
that maybe I was right

2014
01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:17,285
when I said this dating stuff
is new to you

2015
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,020
and you're afraid of
getting hurt

2016
01:09:19,055 --> 01:09:21,355
and maybe you were
looking for an out

2017
01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:23,190
before you got
too pulled in?

2018
01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:25,226
Daria?

2019
01:09:25,262 --> 01:09:27,595
Maybe some of that's true.

2020
01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:28,796
Well, here's the deal.

2021
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:30,331
I want to start
seeing you again.

2022
01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:31,699
We can take it slow

2023
01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:33,468
but you've got to
at least try to trust me.

2024
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:34,736
I really like you, Daria

2025
01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:36,571
but I don't want
to waste any more time

2026
01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:38,572
if you're not going
to give it a chance.

2027
01:09:38,607 --> 01:09:40,574
Please?

2028
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,510
(<i> mumbling</i> )

2029
01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:43,777
Daria.

2030
01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:46,213
I want to try again, too.

2031
01:09:46,248 --> 01:09:47,382
Don't say any more.

2032
01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:49,049
I hate it when
you get all mushy.

2033
01:09:49,085 --> 01:09:50,785
Yeah, I don't
like it, either.

2034
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:52,853
Okay, then, I'm glad.

2035
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,121
See you.

2036
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,764
Oh, Jakey, do you realize

2037
01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:06,434
what a momentous summer
our girls have had?

2038
01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:08,936
Quinn learned she's smarter
than she thought

2039
01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:10,871
and Daria has
her first boyfriend.

2040
01:10:10,906 --> 01:10:12,240
It's summer already?

2041
01:10:12,275 --> 01:10:13,508
Jake.

2042
01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:17,711
You made a joke, didn't you?

2043
01:10:17,746 --> 01:10:18,846
Yep!

2044
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,214
Old Jake was joking!

2045
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:23,050
I like a man with
a sense of humor.

2046
01:10:23,086 --> 01:10:24,886
Why did the chicken
cross the road?

2047
01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:26,220
I don't know.

2048
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:28,256
Well, you're about to find out!

2049
01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:29,323
No!

2050
01:10:29,358 --> 01:10:31,259
(<i> laughter</i> )

2051
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:46,573
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