1 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:26,962 HEY. 2 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,590 YOU'RE UP. 3 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,175 YEAH. UM, YOU WENT OUT. 4 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:34,762 YEAH. 5 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,555 COULD YOU... 6 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,724 SURE. 7 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,979 THANKS. 8 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,529 SO I GOT YOU A-- 9 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,573 DID YOU GET ME A LATTE? 10 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:55,908 ROSES. 11 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,119 ALL OVER WORTHINGTON. 12 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,209 KINDA HOKEY, DON'T YOU THINK? 13 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,671 YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. 14 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,299 WELL, IT'S A $500 FINE TO PICK ONE OF THESE. 15 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,135 WORTH EVERY PENNY. 16 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:21,016 SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS. 17 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,812 YOU KNOW, ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS. 18 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,522 I MEAN, ABOUT HOW THIS WILL CHANGE... 19 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,734 THINGS. 20 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,863 MAYBE LATER. 21 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,386 YES. HELLO. 22 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,804 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD BRING UP-- 23 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,263 NO, NO, NO, NO. 24 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,849 NO ROOM SERVICE FOR YOU THIS MORNING. 25 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,642 WHAT? WE CAN AFFORD IT. 26 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,853 WE? 27 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,772 OK. MY DAD CAN AFFORD IT. 28 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,316 WHAT DO YOU SAY, CHAMPAGNE? BLOODY MARYS? 29 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,027 I SAY THAT WE'RE NOT ON THE SET OF DYNASTY 30 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,695 AND YOU HAVE CLASS IN AN HOUR. 31 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,988 NOW, WHICH TIE? 32 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,281 MMM, I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE BOTH KIND OF HIDEOUS. 33 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,742 OK, LOOK. YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME FOR FASHION CRITIQUES 34 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,493 ONCE I ACTUALLY GET THE JOB, BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, 35 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,370 I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THE INTERVIEW. OK? 36 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,748 I'M SURE THAT IT IS JUST A TECHNICALITY. 37 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:11,250 TRUST ME. WHEN MY DAD PULLS STRINGS, THEY STAY PULLED. 38 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,461 HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT INTO WORTHINGTON? 39 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,672 OH, OH. ARE THEY ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS TIGHT? 40 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,966 YOU HAVE ACTUALLY WORN A TIE BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU, PACEY? 41 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,467 OF COURSE I HAVE. ONCE. 42 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,510 ONCE. 43 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,553 YES, ONCE. 44 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,513 MMM. 45 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,140 OK. WISH ME LUCK. I'M OUT THE DOOR. 46 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,558 LUCK! 47 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:39,654 YES, HELLO. IS THIS ROOM SERVICE? 48 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,782 OH, MY GOSH. YOU KNOW MY NAME. HOW COOL. 49 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,952 YEAH, I'M FEELING A LITTLE CONTINENTAL THIS MORNING. 50 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,746 OK, SO WE SHARE THE ART HISTORY. 51 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:51,291 UM, ALL THIS KAFKA IS MINE, AND THEY GAVE US A MATH BOOK BY MISTAKE. 52 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,128 OH! I'LL TAKE THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 53 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:55,503 WAIT A SECOND. MATH? 54 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,089 DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY TOOK MY ADVICE. 55 00:04:57,089 --> 00:05:00,134 STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. 56 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,885 AND I SUPPOSE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT 57 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,387 THAT A CERTAIN SOMEONE ACTUALLY TEACHES MATH? 58 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,181 ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG 59 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:09,017 WITH TAKING AN INTEREST IN SOMEONE'S LIFE'S WORK? 60 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,145 I THINK IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE. 61 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,605 I MEAN, ONE MINUTE YOU'RE TAKING AN INTEREST 62 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,566 AND THE NEXT YOU'RE SUBLIMATING YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND DESIRES, 63 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,610 AND FOR WHAT? 64 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,280 FOR A GRAND CHANCE TO PARTICIPATE 65 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,782 IN THE GREAT PATRIARCHAL HETEROSEXIST FRAUD 66 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,284 THAT IS BETTER KNOWN AS MONOGAMY? 67 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:28,954 I MEAN, IS THAT REALLY HOW YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR GOLDEN YEARS, 68 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:32,457 FOLDING SOME MAN'S LAUNDRY AND PRETENDING TO ACTUALLY SHARE AN INTEREST? 69 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:36,170 I MEAN, HAVEN'T WE COME FURTHER AS A SEX--WHAT? 70 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:39,422 HI. I'M SORRY. 71 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,422 ARE WE BOTHERING YOU? 72 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,757 BECAUSE, PERHAPS IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, 73 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,092 YOU COULD JUST GET YOUR OWN CONVERSATION. 74 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,803 NO. SORRY. 75 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,387 IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 76 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:47,764 WHERE I'VE MET YOU BEFORE, 77 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,101 AND SUDDENLY I REALIZED I'VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE. 78 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:54,104 GREAT. WELL, I'M REALLY GLAD THAT WE GOT THAT FIGURED OUT. 79 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,106 I'VE HEARD YOU ON THE RADIO. 80 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,357 SHE WAS ON THE RADIO. 81 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,902 WELL, YOU WERE. 82 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,571 SHE WAS VERY GOOD, TOO. 83 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,740 OK, YOU GOT ME. I'M BUSTED. I WAS ON THE RADIO. 84 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,035 BUT I'M NOT ANYMORE, SO... 85 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,872 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR LISTENING AND BUH-BYE. 86 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,374 SO DID YOU GET FIRED OR WHAT? 87 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:17,919 WHAT IS THIS, AN INTERVIEW? 88 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,130 I'M JUST CURIOUS. 89 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,051 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT I HAD SOME... 90 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,136 ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES WITH THE NEW MANAGEMENT. 91 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,138 FINE. THEN WE'LL JUST SAY THAT. 92 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,597 FINE. 93 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,312 EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN. 94 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,438 WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US? 95 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,987 IT'S 8:35 ON A SATURDAY MORNING. 96 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,365 THE PHONE RINGS. WHO IS IT? 97 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:48,075 CABLE COMPANY, PHONE COMPANY, 98 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,326 DEBT CONSOLIDATORS. 99 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,661 WHY DO THEY KEEP CALLING BACK? 100 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,412 BECAUSE IT WORKS. 101 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:58,085 NOW, IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO THAT, 102 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,087 IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN COMMIT 103 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,339 TO BECOMING THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE, 104 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,549 THE KIND THAT LIVES BY HIS WITS, 105 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:08,345 THE KIND THAT DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, 106 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,764 THEN I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE. 107 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,891 NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? IN FACT, I INSIST YOU LEAVE. 108 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,059 RIGHT NOW! 109 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,983 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 110 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,321 THE HOURS ARE LONG, THE PAY IS CRAP, 111 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,781 WHEN YOU'RE NOT WORKING, YOU WILL BE STUDYING 112 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,325 FOR YOUR SERIES 7 STOCKBROKER EXAM. 113 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,369 THERE ARE NO SECOND CHANCES HERE. 114 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,537 IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS TEST ON YOUR FIRST TRY, 115 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,332 YOU WILL BE LET GO FROM THE TRAINING PROGRAM 116 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,294 AND REPLACED BY ONE OF A ZILLION OTHER GUYS 117 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,837 WHO WOULD KILL TO HAVE THIS JOB. 118 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,465 QUESTIONS? 119 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:54,141 WELL, GIVEN HOW COMPLETELY AND HISTORICALLY SCREWED 120 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,474 THE MARKET IS RIGHT NOW, 121 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:58,019 WHY WOULD ANY SANE PERSON WANT THIS JOB? 122 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,272 SAME REASON PEOPLE PLAY THE LOTTERY. 123 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,606 YOU MEAN MONEY? 124 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,566 NO. 125 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,653 NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH MONEY. 126 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,655 I MEAN HOPE. 127 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,910 THAT TINY SURGE OF ADRENALINE 128 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,495 THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR VEINS 129 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,872 RIGHT BEFORE YOU CHECK THE WINNING NUMBERS. 130 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,708 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SELLING HERE. 131 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,586 THAT'S WHAT EVERY STOCKBROKER SELLS, 132 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,796 AND YOU ALL WOULDN'T BE HERE 133 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,089 IF YOU DIDN'T WANT SOME OF IT. 134 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,549 SO, THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT IT BAD ENOUGH, 135 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,051 I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY MORNING. 136 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,511 OTHERWISE, DISPERSE. 137 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:43,523 I ACTUALLY DO HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION. 138 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,941 SHOOT. 139 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,319 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 140 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:51,823 RICH RINALDI. 141 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,950 PACEY WITTER. 142 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,285 AND, MR. RINALDI, I DON'T NEED TILL MONDAY MORNING. 143 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,619 I'M IN RIGHT NOW. 144 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,499 LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU, PACEY. 145 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,834 OK. 146 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,296 AND, UH... 147 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,256 YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETHINK THAT SUIT. 148 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,550 SEEMS A LITTLE GAY. 149 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,136 AHEM. 150 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:36,117 HI. 151 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,494 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 152 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,579 THANK YOU. 153 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,665 DO YOU HAVE TO WORK TODAY? 154 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,043 YEAH. YEAH. UH, BUT I WAS THINKING 155 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,420 MAYBE WE COULD GET TOGETHER LATER ON. 156 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,962 GREAT. LIKE AROUND 5:00? 157 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,339 SURE. OK. 158 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,631 I'LL, UH, I'LL CALL YOU. 159 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,008 GREAT. 160 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,135 NOT LIKE, "I'LL CALL YOU," LIKE THE BAD CLICHE, 161 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,887 LIKE I SAY THAT I'LL CALL YOU AND I NEVER DO. 162 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,806 YOU MEAN NOT LIKE THE STANDARD BLOW-OFF YOU GET FROM A FRAT GUY 163 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,601 TRYING TO MAKE A GRACEFUL EXIT FROM THE WORLD'S MOST EMBARRASSING HOOK-UP? 164 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,812 YES. I MEAN, NO. NOT--NOT LIKE THAT. 165 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:05,855 NOT EMBARRASSING. 166 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,648 HA HA! 167 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,235 NONE OF THAT. NO. 168 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,447 SO I GUESS WE'RE IN AGREEMENT 169 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,491 THAT SINCE LAST NIGHT, WORDS HAVE TOTALLY LOST ALL MEANING. 170 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:19,202 BECAUSE I JUST SPENT 15 MINUTES IN THAT BATHROOM 171 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,870 TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU, 172 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,998 AND, WELL, ALL I COULD COME UP WITH WAS "HI." 173 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,126 I LIKED IT. IT WAS HEARTFELT AND SINCERE. 174 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,586 IT WAS IDIOTIC. 175 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,836 I CAN TOP THAT. 176 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:30,964 THE NOTE THAT I LEFT ON YOUR PILLOW THIS MORNING? 177 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,424 4 DRAFTS. 178 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,134 I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR TRYING TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING 179 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,094 HISTORICALLY MEANINGFUL TO SAY TO YOU, 180 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,345 SOMETHING THAT WOULD ENCAPSULATE EVERYTHING 181 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,930 ABOUT HOW I FELT ABOUT US, 182 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,475 ABOUT SEX, ABOUT THE MOST INCREDIBLE NIGHT OF MY LIFE, 183 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,059 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I CAME UP WITH? 184 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,769 "WENT OUT FOR BREAKFAST." 185 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,729 4 OF THE DUMBEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, 186 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,648 AND NOT ONE OF THEM SAYS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY. 187 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,113 I HAVE TO GET THAT. 188 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,409 HELLO. 189 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,328 LEERY, I'M WAITING! 190 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,454 WHY AM I WAITING, YOU ASK? 191 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,080 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT BLOODY HERE. 192 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,290 YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. I WAS-- 193 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,625 YOU'RE JUST GONNA GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, 194 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,875 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 195 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,879 GO. CALL ME LATER. 196 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,965 OK. AND THEN WE CAN TALK. 197 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,216 WE CAN FINISH WHAT WE WERE-- 198 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,344 RIGHT, BUT I HAVE ONE IMPORTANT THING 199 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,719 TO ASK YOU RIGHT NOW. 200 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,305 WHAT? 201 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,680 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER 3 DRAFTS? 202 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,682 OH, I TOSSED THEM IN THE DUMPSTER. 203 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:26,102 I SEE. WHEN YOU WENT OUT TO GET COFFEE? 204 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,562 YEAH. 205 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,897 I THOUGHT THAT WAS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS. 206 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,442 IT WAS, ACTUALLY, AND--AND NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 207 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,901 UM... 208 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,241 TODD CALLING. 209 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,909 HOW COULD YOU TELL? 210 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:44,954 I'M ASSUMING SATAN COULD ONLY BE ONE PERSON 211 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,956 OTHER THAN BEELZEBUB HIMSELF. 212 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,041 HELLO. 213 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,334 I'M GONNA NEED A TRIPLE ESPRESSO 214 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,461 AND SOME SORT OF PASTRY-TYPE SITUATION, 215 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,879 PREFERABLY ITALIAN. 216 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:53,921 I'M ON MY... 217 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,965 WAY. 218 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,509 GO. GET OUT OF HERE. 219 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,594 I'M AFRAID TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS 220 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,971 IF THE DEVIL CALLS 3 TIMES IN ONE HOUR. 221 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,972 YOU KNOW, BEFORE I LEAVE, 222 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,057 I JUST WANT TO MAKE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN-- 223 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,724 DAWSON... 224 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,730 Shut up. 225 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,447 Good-bye. 226 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,482 WOULD YOU MURDER SOMEONE IN THIS ALLEY? 227 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,610 YEAH, YOU, FOR WANTING TO CHANGE A LOCATION 228 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,986 18 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SIGNED OFF ON. HERE. 229 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,739 WHAT? NO 20-MINUTE SPEECH ON HOW YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO GET MY COFFEE? 230 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,657 NO 20-MINUTE TIRADE ON HOW IT'S COLD? 231 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,866 I MUST BE MELLOWING. 232 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,784 OR I'VE BEEN BRINGING YOU DECAF ALL SUMMER. 233 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,412 HA HA HA HA! RIGHT. 234 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,955 WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN THE LACK OF ME YELLING AT YOU 235 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,123 THIS MORNING WHEN YOU FAILED TO SHOW UP 236 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,332 AT OUR PREARRANGED MEETING PLACE. 237 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,208 THAT WAS A LACK OF YELLING? 238 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,545 YOU WEREN'T IN YOUR ROOM, EITHER. 239 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,089 NO. 240 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,674 I SPENT THE NIGHT AT A FRIEND'S. 241 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,510 A FRIEND'S? HAD I KNOWN YOU ACTUALLY HAD ANY FRIENDS, 242 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,845 I WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED VALUABLE PRODUCTION DOLLARS ON LODGING YOU. 243 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,805 WELL. 244 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,518 WELL...DETAILS. 245 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,770 NOT A CHANCE. 246 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,688 EVERY GOOD THING THAT'S HAPPENED IN MY LIFE 247 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,981 I'VE ESSENTIALLY MANAGED TO TALK OUT OF EXISTENCE. 248 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,233 I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT THIS TIME. 249 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,485 SUIT YOURSELF. 250 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,194 SO, WHAT AM I DOING TODAY? 251 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,862 YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN YOU GET THERE. 252 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,947 FAIR ENOUGH. 253 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,298 EXCUSE ME. 254 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,882 YEAH. 255 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,884 YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T REMEMBER ME, BUT-- 256 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,844 OH, YEAH. SURE. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 257 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,223 EXCUSE ME. 258 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,685 SORRY, I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME TO CHIT-CHAT. 259 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,103 I'M NOT ATTEMPTING TO FORGE SOME KIND OF SOCIAL CONNECTION HERE. 260 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,396 WELL, GOOD, BECAUSE-- 261 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,564 YOU CAN JUST APOLOGIZE AND WE'LL MOVE ON. 262 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,232 APOLOGIZE? YEAH. 263 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,567 LOOK, IT'S REALLY SIMPLE. 264 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,652 YOU READ THE BOOK, YOU COME TO CLASS. 265 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,902 PREFERABLY IN THAT ORDER. 266 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,404 YOU FINISHED? 267 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,863 YES. GOOD. 268 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,741 YOU BUMPED INTO ME JUST NOW IN YOUR MAD DASH 269 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,909 TO READ THE LUNCH SPECIALS. 270 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,203 WELL, I'M SORRY. 271 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,912 THANK YOU. 272 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,957 DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SO DELICATE. 273 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,379 HEY! YOU CAME BACK. 274 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,215 JOEY, RIGHT, FROM LAST NIGHT? 275 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,133 YEAH. 276 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,093 SO YOU DECIDED THE GLAMOUR AND PRESTIGE 277 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,970 OF WAITRESSING WAS FOR YOU, AFTER ALL. 278 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,265 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I'M CURRENTLY RE-ALIGNING 279 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,684 MY LIFE PRIORITIES. 280 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,769 AND GETTING YOUR BUM GRABBED BY A BUNCH OF SADISTIC DRUNKS 281 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,229 IS IN YOUR TOP 5. 282 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,816 NO, BUT... 283 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,151 I'M TRUSTING MY INSTINCTS FOR A CHANGE. 284 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,944 SO, IS THE JOB STILL AVAILABLE? 285 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,572 YEAH. I'LL PUT A WORD IN WITH THE MANAGER. 286 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,743 OH, IN THE MEANTIME, FILL THIS OUT. 287 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,911 THANK YOU. NO PROBLEM. 288 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,831 HE DOESN'T EAT HERE OFTEN, DOES HE? 289 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,250 HIM? NOT PARTICULARLY, NO. 290 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,961 OH, HE DOES WORK HERE. 291 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,921 HE'S THE BARTENDER. 292 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,935 SO, NO CLASSES TODAY, EITHER? 293 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,353 NO, I HAD TO SHOP, 294 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,188 YOU KNOW, FOR THE THING TONIGHT. 295 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,231 OH, HONEY, DON'T PUT THE-- 296 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,982 MMM. SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD. 297 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,026 HERE. BON APPETIT. 298 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,070 THAT'S OK. SO, UH, WHAT'S THE VERDICT, MAN? 299 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,532 OH, MAN, I LOOKED AT 5 APARTMENTS THIS MORNING, 300 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,910 LEADING ME TO THE INEVITABLE CONCLUSION THAT EVERYTHING IN OUR PRICE RANGE 301 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,745 IS BOTH DISGUSTING AND ROACH-INFESTED. 302 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,289 EXCEPT FOR THIS PLACE I LOOKED AT YESTERDAY. 303 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,832 YEAH, BUT IS IT CLEAN? 304 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,250 IT'S IMMACULATE. 305 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,294 WHEW. 306 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,087 JACK, I'M SCANDALIZED. 307 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,840 IS THAT AN OBVIOUSLY GAY TRAIT THAT YOU'VE JUST REVEALED TO US? 308 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,550 HEY, I'M CLEAN. ALL RIGHT? SUE ME. 309 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,302 TRY LIVING WITH SOMEONE'S GRANDMOTHER FOR A FEW YEARS. 310 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,929 THE SOLUTION HERE IS REALLY OBVIOUS. 311 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,639 WE GOTTA GO BACK. WE GOTTA TRY AGAIN. 312 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,516 WE HAVE TO CONVINCE THIS WOMAN OF WHY IT IS 313 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,935 SHE WANTS TO LIVE WITH THE TWO OF US. 314 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:17,977 IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LIVE WITH GUYS, 315 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,896 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LIVE WITH GUYS. 316 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,272 WHO CAN BLAME HER? WHO WANTS TO DEAL WITH 317 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,357 ALL THOSE LITTLE SHAVING HAIRS IN THE SINK 318 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,734 WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH IN THE MORNING? ECCH. 319 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,360 HONEY, AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, 320 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,947 YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. HE IS A NEAT GUY. 321 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,030 THAT'S ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT. 322 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,951 AND YOU ARE A SLOB. ADMIT IT, PACEY, 323 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,702 YOU'RE NOT JUST A GUY, YOU'RE A GUY'S GUY. 324 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,371 OK, GRANTED, YESTERDAY I MAY HAVE BEEN A GUY'S GUY. 325 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,333 TODAY, I AM A GUY WITH A JOB. 326 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,501 YOU GOT IT? 327 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,961 YEAH. CONGRATS, DUDE. 328 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,295 WELL, IT'S NOT SO MUCH A JOB, REALLY, 329 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,213 AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE, 330 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,800 WHICH I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW 331 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,176 WE HAVE AN APARTMENT TO GET. 332 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,511 MMM. WE? 333 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,304 YES, WE. SWALLOW. 334 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,473 HEH HEH HEH. 335 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,684 HELLO. HI. I WAS, UM... 336 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,728 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD COME LOOK AT THE APARTMENT TODAY. 337 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,898 NO, I THINK IT'S NICE. 338 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,192 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS. 339 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:10,070 "OH, YOU LIVE WITH YOUR GRANDMA. THAT'S SO SWEET." 340 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,322 HOW DO THEY KNOW I DON'T BEAT HER WITH A STICK 341 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,491 AND LEAVE HER TIED TO THE RADIATOR ALL WINTER? 342 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,784 IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP? 343 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,828 DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP? 344 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:17,954 NO. ACTUALLY, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE 345 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,497 WHO'D PROBABLY BE GOOD AT GIVING IT. 346 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,291 OH, GOD. 347 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,877 WHAT? 348 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,795 OH, NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 349 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,381 THIS IS MY FAULT. THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. 350 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,301 THIS RELIGION THING IS NOT REALLY--GOD. 351 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:36,597 NO! NOT GOD. NOT GOD. I'M GONNA GO. 352 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,892 WAIT, LOOK. YOU'RE RIGHT. 353 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,768 I DO WANT SOMETHING FROM YOU. 354 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,562 SEVERAL THINGS, ACTUALLY. 355 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,772 BUT, FIRST, I WANT YOU TO SIT BACK DOWN. 356 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,733 SSS...OK. I'LL PERCH. 357 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,067 FINE. 358 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,652 I'M NOT FULLY COMMITTED TO THE SITTING. 359 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,822 UNDERSTOOD. UM-- 360 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,407 I COULD LEAVE AT ANY MOMENT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU CONTINUE 361 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,658 TO NOT SAY ANYTHING. 362 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,785 SORRY, IT'S-- THIS IS KIND OF A DIFFICULT THING 363 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,580 TO PHRASE PROPERLY. UM... 364 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:04,834 NO MATTER HOW I SAY IT, I'M GONNA SOUND LIKE A TOTAL DORK, SO... 365 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,794 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE STAND? 366 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,838 BUH-BYE. 367 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,381 W-WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND. 368 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,593 IT'S NOT A RELIGION. IT'S A PEER COUNSELING PROGRAM. 369 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,302 YOU'RE SAYING YOU THINK I NEED COUNSELING? 370 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,765 NO. I'M SAYING I THINK YOU COULD GIVE COUNSELING. 371 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,350 OH, YOU MEAN HELP PEOPLE. 372 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,685 YEAH. LOOK, ALL I'M ASKING 373 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,604 IS THAT YOU COME TO AN INFORMATION SESSION TONIGHT. 374 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,939 IT STARTS AT 7:00. 375 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,189 AND YOU'LL BE THERE? 376 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,482 YEAH, I'LL BE THERE. 377 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,456 I THINK I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. 378 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,374 EXCUSE ME? 379 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,418 A WRONG TURN OR SOMETHING. 380 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,753 I MEAN, THIS CAN'T BE THE PLACE I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET YOU. 381 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,880 THERE'S NO "HERE" HERE. 382 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,299 WRONG AGAIN. 383 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,560 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 384 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,520 THIS IS WHERE WE'RE SHOOTING THE MOVIE. WELL, MOST OF IT. 385 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,106 ACTUALLY, DID I MENTION IT TAKES PLACE IN THE SEVENTIES? 386 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,107 NO. 387 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,108 YEAH. A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS 388 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,609 OBSESSED WITH THE BOSTON STRANGER 389 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,278 END UP SPENDING THE WEEKEND AT THIS OLD HOUSE IN CAPE COD, 390 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,322 SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER, OF COURSE. 391 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,448 SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 392 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,366 YEAH. ACTUALLY, I'M REALLY PROUD OF THE SET. 393 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,368 TODD LET ME HAVE A LOT OF INPUT INTO THE DESIGN. 394 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:22,369 WHY IS THAT? 395 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,413 BECAUSE I'M A VALUED ASSISTANT. 396 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,749 I SUSPECTED AS MUCH. 397 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,251 AND HE DOESN'T TRUST HIS PRODUCTION DESIGNER. 398 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,462 A NOTORIOUSLY SHIFTY RACE OF PEOPLE? 399 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,422 AND HE SAYS HE HAS NO FRIGGIN' IDEA 400 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,133 WHAT A TYPICAL AMERICAN HOUSE SHOULD LOOK LIKE. 401 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,968 A TYPICAL AMERICAN HOUSE? 402 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,230 COME ON. 403 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,239 DAWSON, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 404 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,743 ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT YOU CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN. 405 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,994 YOU CAN. 406 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,163 THROUGH THE MAGIC OF MOVIES. 407 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,165 ISN'T YOUR MOM GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE SEES YOUR HOUSE 408 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,750 IN A HORROR MOVIE? 409 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,793 HEH HEH. IT PROBABLY WON'T BE TOO GOOD FOR PROPERTY VALUES, 410 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,795 BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT IT'S KIND OF COOL. 411 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,757 IT'S MORE THAN COOL. 412 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,508 DAWSON, THIS IS SPECTACULAR. 413 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,969 IT'S LIKE IT'S YOUR MOVIE. 414 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,303 WELL, EXCEPT IT'S NOT. 415 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,805 I'M JUST THE DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT. 416 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,891 COME ON, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY 417 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,226 SINCE SEA CREATURES FROM THE DEEP. 418 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,518 I MEAN... 419 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,648 IT'S LIKE IT'S THE REAL THING. 420 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,235 AS REAL AS SOMETHING CAN BE THAT'S ENTIRELY AN ILLUSION. 421 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,490 ENTIRELY? 422 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,283 WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELF. 423 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:38,005 YEAH. WE, UH... 424 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,174 KIND OF RAN OUT OF MONEY. 425 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,467 HMM. 426 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,885 LEERY, YOU SICK BASTARD! 427 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,095 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU... 428 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,515 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 429 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,311 LEERY'S GOT A BIRD. 430 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,022 OH, BOY. 431 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:02,529 TODD, JOEY. JOEY...TODD. 432 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:03,530 HEY. 433 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,782 HI. 434 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,575 JOEY GOES TO WORTHINGTON. 435 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,910 WHAT'S THAT, LIKE A COLLEGE OR SOMETHING? 436 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,037 YEAH. 437 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,914 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 438 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,249 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUR SET? 439 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,418 UM, IT'S AMAZING. 440 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,296 IT WILL BE. DO YOU STILL GOT THAT LIST WE MADE 441 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,588 OF ALL THE BLOODY THINGS WRONG WITH IT? 442 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,090 EVERY BLOODY ONE. I ALREADY GOT THE ART DEPARTMENT 443 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:21,966 STARTED ON THE CORRECTIONS. 444 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,301 EXCELLENT. 445 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,469 WE'RE COMING BACK AND FILMING IN 2 WEEKS, YOU KNOW. 446 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,180 THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. 447 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,556 SO, YOU'LL, UH... 448 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:30,933 YOU'LL COME BACK AND VISIT US THEN, THEN? 449 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,228 I HOPE SO. 450 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,563 OK. 451 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,648 BYE. 452 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:43,154 YOU'VE GIVING ME THE BUM'S RUSH OUT OF HERE, ISN'T YOU? 453 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:44,280 IS THAT SO YOU CAN TAKE THE NIGHT OFF 454 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,781 AND GO FROLICKING WITH THAT BIRD? 455 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:46,949 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 456 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,742 SO, WHAT TIME'S THE CAR LEAVE FOR THE AIRPORT TOMORROW? 457 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,119 8:00. 458 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,205 WAKE-UP CALL 7:30, SECOND WAKE-UP CALL 7:45. 459 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,290 RIGHT. 460 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,374 SO, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 461 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,588 GO GET 'EM, TIGER. 462 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,763 WHOA. NICE PLACE. 463 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,058 YEAH. YEAH, THIS IS DEFINITELY THE ONE. 464 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,726 ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE ALL CLEAR 465 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,228 ON EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT WE NEED TO DO HERE, RIGHT? 466 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,812 I DON'T KNOW. IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A LITTLE TOO NICE. 467 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,647 AUDREY-- YES, CLEAR. 468 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,358 AUDREY LIDDELL, CHARACTER WITNESS FOR THE DEFENSE. 469 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,567 WHATEVER. HELLO? 470 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:26,739 HI. I'M, UM, I'M HERE ABOUT THE APARTMENT. 471 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,325 I REMEMBER YOU. FOR YOURSELF? 472 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,827 IN A WAY, YES. 473 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,163 IN A WAY THAT INVOLVES YOU LIVING HERE 474 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:37,041 AND ME NEVER HAVING TO SEE EITHER OF THESE 2 WASTRELS AGAIN 475 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,167 FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL-BORN LIFE? 476 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,378 NOT EXACTLY, NO. 477 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,380 I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF MISTAKE. 478 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,923 WHOA, HEY. JUST HOLD ON A SECOND HERE. 479 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,465 YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA LET THE WOMAN SPEAK HER MIND? 480 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,718 WELL, THE FACT THAT SHE'S WITH YOU 481 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,553 RAISES SERIOUS DOUBTS AS TO WHETHER SHE HAS ONE. 482 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,765 LOOK, I JUST WANT A SECOND CHANCE 483 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,808 BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY DID NOT MAKE THE BEST 484 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,227 FIRST IMPRESSION YESTERDAY, 485 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:57,435 BUT I AM POSITIVE THAT IF YOU DID 486 00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:59,313 GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE, I COULD SELL YOU 487 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,565 ON THE OBVIOUS BENEFITS OF LIVING WITH 2 FINE YOUNG GENTLEMEN LIKE-- 488 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,109 YEAH, HI. UM... 489 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,443 WE THOUGHT IT OVER AND WE'LL TAKE IT. 490 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,446 SORRY. IT'S TOO LATE. 491 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,118 NICE TIE, BY THE WAY. 492 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,620 OK, SO, AS I WAS SAYING, 493 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,122 MOST OF WHAT WE DO AROUND HERE 494 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,874 IS SIMPLY INFORMATION AND REFERRALS. 495 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,585 AND 99 TIMES OUT OF 100 496 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,838 JUST REMINDING SOMEONE TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH... 497 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,926 AND TO KEEP ON BREATHING IS ENOUGH. 498 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:32,888 TOMORROW WILL BE ANOTHER DAY, 499 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,598 FOR YOU, TOO. 500 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:39,061 WHICH BRINGS ME TO OUR NUMBER ONE 501 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:42,189 NEVER BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR A HUG 502 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,066 AT THE END OF A TOUGH DAY. 503 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,995 HEY, JEN! 504 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:58,456 HI. YOU MADE IT. 505 00:24:58,456 --> 00:24:59,873 YEP. MADE IT. 506 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,292 WELL, LET'S GO. WE'RE LATE. 507 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,877 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T GO BACK IN THERE. 508 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,212 BACK IN THERE? 509 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,423 YEAH, I WAS ALREADY IN THERE. 510 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:10,508 I SAW THE POSTERS, THE-- 511 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:12,886 IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST THAT IT'S NOT FOR ME-- 512 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:16,098 THE HUGGING AND THE ONE DAY AT A TIME. 513 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,017 OH, OK. I SEE. 514 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,643 SO, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO'VE FOUND SOME OTHER WAY TO LIVE, 515 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,854 ONE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE ONE DAY AT A TIME. 516 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,356 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO KNOCK YOUR SYSTEM. 517 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,399 I'M SURE THAT IT'S A REALLY GOOD SYSTEM, BUT-- 518 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:27,318 IT'S JUST NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU. THAT'S FINE. 519 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,735 NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 520 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,196 I--I MEAN, HONESTLY, 521 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,323 I THINK IT'S REALLY NICE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING 522 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:33,949 THAT YOU BELIEVE IN LIKE THAT. 523 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,742 YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING. 524 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:39,246 NO, IT--IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT MUCH OF A JOINER. 525 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,207 UM... 526 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,917 IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU... 527 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,421 AND GOOD LUCK, AND...BYE. 528 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:51,717 SO, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME? 529 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,554 UM...THAT'S NOT OBVIOUS? 530 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,142 FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE, LET'S SAY IT'S NOT. 531 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:03,979 I MADE MYSELF THIS PROMISE OVER THE SUMMER. 532 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,147 WHAT WAS THAT? 533 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,024 THAT, NO MATTER WHAT, 534 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:10,652 I WOULD REALLY DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY THIS YEAR, 535 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:13,197 LIKE TRY TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND STUFF, AND I CAN'T DO THAT 536 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,990 BY PRETENDING TO BE SOMEBODY THAT I'M NOT, 537 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,410 BECAUSE THEN THOSE FRIENDS THAT I MAKE WOULD THINK 538 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,994 THAT I'M SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT. 539 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,746 AND WHAT AREN'T YOU? 540 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,581 WELL, FOR STARTERS, I'M NOT AS GREAT AS A PERSON 541 00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:24,958 AS YOU THINK I AM. 542 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,211 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 543 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,922 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 544 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,840 AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THIS YEAR, 545 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,966 I HOPE YOU DO ONE THING. 546 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,427 WHAT'S THAT? 547 00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,470 CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT YOURSELF. 548 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,235 LISTEN, EMMA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR THIS, 549 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:54,405 BUT LESBIANS ARE NOTORIOUS FOR COMMITTING TOO SOON. 550 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:55,989 YOU GIVE IT A WEEK, THEY'RE GONNA BE SPLITSVILLE 551 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:57,615 AND THROWING YOUR APPLIANCES AT EACH OTHER. 552 00:26:57,615 --> 00:27:00,077 HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT GONNA BE THROWING MY APPLIANCES AT YOU? 553 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,496 AND, FOR THAT MATTER, HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT A LESBIAN? 554 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,417 THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 555 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,252 AND YOU MAKE YOUR LIVING SELLING PEOPLE STUFF. 556 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,547 IT'S JUST I-- 557 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:12,798 WHEN YOU STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS, 558 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,174 YOU'RE GOING TO REALIZE 559 00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,842 THAT THE BENEFITS TO LIVING WITH THE TWO OF US 560 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,511 FAR OUTWEIGH THE DISADVANTAGES. 561 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,179 SO LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR ONE SECOND, SHALL WE? 562 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,722 HOW IS IT THAT 2 SCHLUBS LIKE US 563 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,141 CAN AFFORD TO LIVE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, 564 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,892 BECAUSE THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS NOT THAT GREAT, AM I RIGHT? 565 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,561 I AM RIGHT, SO YOU GOTTA GIVE GIVE ME THAT ONE, RIGHT? 566 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,728 LIVING WITH 2 GUYS, 567 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,105 IT'S LIKE HAVING FREE SECURITY. 568 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,149 SECONDLY, I AM A FANTASTIC COOK, 569 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,443 AND I WILL COOK YOU ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, 570 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:33,611 BUT THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE, 571 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:34,987 AND WE DISCUSSED THIS LAST NIGHT, 572 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,822 I AM A THOROUGHLY MONOGAMOUS, 573 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,783 DOMESTICATED, AMERICAN MALE 574 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,701 WITH A GIRLFRIEND, 575 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,996 A STEADY GIRLFRIEND. 576 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,205 YEAH, IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW, 577 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,832 ABOUT THE COOKING, ALTHOUGH... 578 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,335 WE'LL PROBABLY ACTUALLY BE BREAKING UP SOON, 579 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,211 AND THEN GOD KNOWS WHAT STRING OF HOS 580 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,338 HE'LL HAVE RUNNING THROUGH THIS JOINT, 581 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,713 AND HE'S REALLY NOISY, TOO, 582 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:55,549 ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S, UM, HAVING-- HONEY? 583 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:56,925 HONEY. DARLING. 584 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,344 SWEETHEART? YES. 585 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,678 SIDEBAR. SURE! EXCUSE ME. 586 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,892 WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S A PRETTY COOL PLACE... 587 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,061 YEAH. BUT SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE--THE MICE PROBLEM, RIGHT? 588 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,771 OHH, GOD. 589 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,065 THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE HELPING ON THIS. 590 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,193 I DIDN'T LIKE THIS SITUATION LAST NIGHT, 591 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,236 AND NOW THAT I SEE YOU BANTERING BACK AND FORTH WITH THAT GIRL, 592 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,196 I LIKE IT EVEN LESS! 593 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,322 THAT GIRL? 594 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,534 THAT GIRL HATES ME! 595 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:22,826 I KNOW. 596 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,286 SHE HATES YOU TOO MUCH. 597 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:25,663 I DON'T TRUST IT! 598 00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:27,540 THANK YOU. SURE, NO PROBLEM. YEAH, ANYTIME. HEY! 599 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,666 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LET'S GO. 600 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:30,750 HE--HEY--NO! HELLO! 601 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,586 WAIT! PLEASE STOP. 602 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,421 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HELLO! HI! 603 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,590 WAIT! WAIT! COME BACK! 604 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,511 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 605 00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:41,970 OH, MY LOVE FOR THIS APARTMENT 606 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,805 KNOWS NO ETHICAL BOUNDARIES. 607 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,941 I'M SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG. 608 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,151 OH. 609 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,819 NO PROBLEM. 610 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:58,945 SO, I WAS THINKING... 611 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,197 MMM. 612 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,074 ALWAYS A DANGEROUS PROPOSITION. YEAH. 613 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,784 I'M THINKING I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT TONIGHT. 614 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:07,204 FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, OFFICIALLY. 615 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,997 IF YOU DON'T HAVE OTHER PLANS. 616 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,290 WELL, 617 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,958 CONSIDERING NO ONE ELSE EVEN REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY, 618 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,503 I CAN'T IMAGINE ANY OTHER PLANS I WOULD HAVE. 619 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,672 BUT, DAWSON, I'D KINDA LIKE TO CHANGE FIRST. I-- 620 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,553 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A, UH, DRINK BEFORE DINNER. 621 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,308 KINDA HOKEY, DON'T YOU THINK? 622 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,561 YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. 623 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,732 YOU PUT A LITTLE THOUGHT INTO THIS. 624 00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:36,483 JUST A LITTLE. 625 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:37,735 WHOA! 626 00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:39,278 THERE MUST BE, LIKE, $100 WORTH 627 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,320 OF STUFF IN HERE. 628 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,072 MMM, IT'S PROBABLY MORE LIKE, 200. 629 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,907 "DEAR TODD, THANKS FOR CHOOSING US. 630 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:47,119 WE LOOK FORWARD TO PROCESSING YOUR DAILIES"? 631 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,037 CHAMPAGNE? 632 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:52,708 DAWSON, ISN'T SATAN GONNA NOTICE THAT THIS IS GONE? 633 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,211 YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIFT BASKETS A HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR GETS 634 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,296 BEFORE HE STARTS A NEW PRODUCTION? 635 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,048 HOW MANY? 636 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,550 A LOT. 637 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:08,599 A TOAST. 638 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,394 TO JOEY POTTER... 639 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,729 ON HER 19th BIRTHDAY, 640 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,189 A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. 641 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,024 A GREAT DAY. 642 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:19,610 AND ONE THAT HASN'T ENDED YET. 643 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,349 IT'S LATE, ISN'T IT? 644 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:51,600 MMM. 645 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,976 GUESS WE SORT OF LOST TRACK OF TIME. 646 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,478 YEAH, IN A GOOD WAY. 647 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:55,937 MEANING? 648 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,105 TIME'S THE ENEMY, RIGHT? 649 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,482 OUR ENEMY? 650 00:30:58,482 --> 00:30:59,858 MMM, YOU'RE NOT PLANNING 651 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,652 ON TURNING INTO A PUMPKIN AT MIDNIGHT? 652 00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:03,903 NO, BUT I AM LEAVING TOMORROW. 653 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:07,783 AND THEN WHAT? 654 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,660 AND THEN I COME BACK. 655 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:12,245 BACK TO WHAT, EXACTLY? 656 00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:14,164 TO US. 657 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,051 DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 658 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:26,968 NOPE. 659 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,975 YOU SHOULD ANSWER THAT, YOU KNOW. 660 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:36,395 WHY? BECAUSE YOU LOVE THAT JOB. 661 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:44,236 NOT HIM. 662 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,698 YOU'RE LYING. NO, I'M NOT. 663 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:49,282 DAWSON, YES, YOU ARE. I'M NOT. 664 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,249 WHA-- 665 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,542 HEY, JOEY! 666 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,210 WHAT--GIV--GIVE ME-- 667 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,964 WHO'S THE GIRL? JOEY... 668 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,884 NO, WHO'S THE GIRL CALLING YOUR CELL PHONE? 669 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:08,552 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 670 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:09,344 NO, TELL ME. WHO IS IT? 671 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,054 NOBODY. 672 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,098 OH, NOBODY. THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE SHE-- 673 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,100 SHE'S A FRIEND. SHE'S A--SOME FRIEND FROM L.A. 674 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,226 WELL, FIRST SHE'S NOBODY, AND NOW SHE'S A FRIEND. 675 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:17,811 WHICH IS IT, DAWSON? SHE'S JUST A GIRL. 676 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,105 SHE'S A GIRL I'VE BEEN KIND OF SEEING. 677 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,398 HI! 678 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:24,150 UM, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA STAND OUT HERE ALL NIGHT? 679 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:25,151 BECAUSE, UM, WE'RE TRYING-- 680 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:26,403 NOT VERY SUCCESSFULLY, MIND YOU-- 681 00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:28,154 TO THROW YOU A SURPRISE PARTY. 682 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,412 HEY, SURPRISE! 683 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,290 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 684 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,502 YOU HATE IT, DON'T YOU? 685 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,754 NO! 686 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,549 LUCKY ME! 687 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,140 DO YOU LOVE IT? 688 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,892 I GOT IT AT FRED SEGAL, SO YOU CAN'T RETURN IT 689 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,226 EVEN IF YOU DON'T, BUT NOT THAT YOU WOULD 690 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,604 BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY STUNNING AND EVERYTHING! 691 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:02,063 I LOVE IT, AUDREY. IT'S GREAT. 692 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,023 IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED. THANK YOU. 693 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,818 YOU'RE WELCOME! 694 00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:07,527 JOEY, IS SOMETHING WRONG? 695 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:08,737 OH, NO! 696 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:11,239 GOD, NO, I-- 697 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,658 WOW, IT-- 698 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,911 EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND. 699 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,375 YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! 700 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,754 I SLEPT WITH YOU LAST NIGHT, AND YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 701 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,214 THIS IS A VERY UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY. 702 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,591 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I SAID I'D BEEN SEEING SOMEONE. 703 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:32,177 SEEING SOMEONE! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN, DAWSON?! 704 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,179 I DON'T KNOW, BUT THE POINT IS, JOEY, I BROKE UP WITH HER 705 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:36,222 THE SECOND SOMETHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US. HOW?! 706 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:37,432 HOW, IN YOUR MIND?! 707 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,433 THE FIRST THING THIS MORNING. 708 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,726 WHERE DO YOU THINK I WENT WHEN I LEFT? 709 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,978 I THOUGHT YOU WENT OUT FOR BREAKFAST! 710 00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:42,145 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GETTING UP EARLY 711 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,396 TO GO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE! 712 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,482 WELL, WOULD YOU RATHER I DIDN'T? NO! 713 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,442 I WOULD RATHER YOU WEREN'T INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE 714 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,068 WHEN WE FINALLY SLEEP TOGETHER! 715 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,821 JOEY, I'M SORRY IF THIS RUINS THE FANTASY, 716 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:52,364 BUT THIS GIRL MEANS NOTHING 717 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,240 TO ME COMPARED TO YOU-- YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME! 718 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,784 WHEN? WHERE? BEFORE! 719 00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:56,952 JOEY, STOP! 720 00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,205 WHY? WHY STOP NOW? 721 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,999 EVERYONE HERE WHO THINKS DAWSON SHOULD'VE TOLD ME 722 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:03,458 HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE HE DECIDED 723 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,251 TO SLEEP WITH ME, RAISE YOUR HAND. 724 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:10,131 YOU'RE BLOWING THIS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION. 725 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:12,009 UH--UH, OK, MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD, UH, 726 00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,677 JUST TAKE A BREATHER FOR A MOMENT, LET COOLER HEADS PREVAIL? 727 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,971 OR WE COULD JUST LEAVE. 728 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,514 UH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. LET'S GO. 729 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:18,724 UH, NO, I CAN'T. 730 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:19,933 HONEY, NOW'S NOT THE TIME. 731 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:22,185 I'M SORRY. I KNOW THAT DAWSON'S OUR FRIEND, TOO, 732 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,563 BUT I PERSONALLY CANNOT LEAVE UNTIL JOEY SAYS IT'S OK. 733 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,314 IT'S FINE, AUDREY. 734 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,148 OK, GOOD. 735 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,111 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JO. 736 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,321 THEY ARE GONNA RIP EACH OTHER'S HEADS OFF. 737 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,280 LET'S JUST GO. 738 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,493 WE DIDN'T TALK AT ALL THIS SUMMER, 739 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,370 WHICH WAS YOUR CHOICE AS MUCH AS IT WAS MINE. 740 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,538 SO I ASKED YOU TO LIE TO ME? 741 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,874 JOEY, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW 742 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,458 IF EITHER ONE OF US HAD STOPPED AND THOUGHT 743 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,126 FOR EVEN A SECOND LAST NIGHT, 744 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,546 THEN WHAT WE DID NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED, 745 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:51,297 AND I FOR ONE AM NOT SORRY THAT IT DID. 746 00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:52,340 IF YOU ARE, THEN THAT'S-- 747 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,009 THAT'S A COMPLETELY SEPARATE ARGUMENT. 748 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:55,468 THAT'S ACTUALLY A MUCH BIGGER DEAL THAN-- 749 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,136 DAWSON, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! 750 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,805 HOW IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL? 751 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,348 HAD A GIRLFRIEND, JOEY. 752 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,558 AND, LOOK, I'M WILLING TO ADMIT 753 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,727 THAT THE TIMING ON THIS IS FAR FROM PERFECT, 754 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,145 BUT I'M SICK OF WAITING FOR THIS SO-CALLED PERFECT TIMING 755 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,647 THAT'S OBVIOUSLY NEVER GONNA HAPPEN FOR US. 756 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,482 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. YOU KNOW, IT'S... 757 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,777 BETTER TO JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND MOVE ON, YOU KNOW? 758 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,653 "SLEPT WITH JOEY. JUST... 759 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,113 CROSS THAT OFF MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO." 760 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,823 YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW I THINK. 761 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:19,325 HOW DO I KNOW THAT, DAWSON? I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU ALL SUMMER. 762 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:21,118 APPARENTLY YOU'VE CHANGED SO MUCH THAT YOU'RE WILLING-- 763 00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:22,579 YOU REALLY THINK I'D WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU 764 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:23,997 AND NOT WANT IT TO MEAN MORE, JOEY? 765 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,164 YOU THINK I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS 766 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:26,165 FOR US TO HAVE ONE NIGHT TOGETHER 767 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,250 AND THEN GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS? 768 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,753 OH, I'M SORRY YOU GOT SICK OF WAITING, DAWSON. 769 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,880 I'M SORRY THAT I WANTED OUR FIRST TIME 770 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,881 TO MEAN SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST-- 771 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,382 IT DOES MEAN MORE, JOEY! IT-- 772 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,718 I MEAN, IT--IT MEANS EVERYTHING 773 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,470 TO ME. I-- 774 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,055 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU. 775 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,681 OH, YOU'RE SAYING THAT I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN? 776 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,976 NO, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD INVOLVE YOU ACTUALLY KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT, 777 00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:45,852 WHICH WE BOTH KNOW IS NOT LIKELY 778 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,853 TO HAPPEN ANYTIME THIS DECADE. 779 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,647 OH, GREAT, YOU KNOW? 780 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,649 USE SOMETHING I SAID WHEN I WAS A CHILD! 781 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,110 YOU'RE STILL A CHILD, JOEY. 782 00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:55,403 YOU'RE STILL THE SAME SCARED LITTLE GIRL WHO-- 783 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,780 WHO WHAT? 784 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,784 WHO WHAT, DAWSON? 785 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,160 WHO BROKE YOUR HEART? 786 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,789 GOD! IS THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS 787 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,416 EVER GONNA END ON THAT ONE? EVER?! 788 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,919 DAWSON, I'M SORRY I DON'T HAVE THE SAME DREAMS I HAD 789 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,337 WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD, 790 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,090 AND I'M SORRY THAT I MOVED ON FASTER THAN YOU DID, 791 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,466 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 792 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:19,552 MAYBE NOT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU IS MY FAULT! 793 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:21,930 AND MAYBE JUST BECAUSE I WANT MORE FROM MY LIFE THAN-- 794 00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,182 MORE THAN WHAT? MORE THAN US? 795 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,185 YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU? 796 00:36:28,185 --> 00:36:30,563 YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN. 797 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:31,898 THE ENTIRE TIME I'VE KNOWN YOU, ALL YOU'VE WANTED 798 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,108 TO DO IS ESCAPE. 799 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,027 FROM ME, FROM CAPESIDE. 800 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,486 I MEAN, YOU SAY THAT I'M THE DREAMER. 801 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,488 I'M THE ONE WHO DOESN'T WANNA LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD. 802 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:41,574 WELL, I'M DOING IT, JOEY. 803 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,994 RIGHT NOW. I'M LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD. 804 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:45,203 IT'S YOU WHO WANTS THE FANTASY. 805 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,913 I WANT THE FANTASY? 806 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,247 YES. 807 00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:50,083 WHO LIT THE CANDLES? 808 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,126 WHO BOUGHT THE CHAMPAGNE? 809 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,878 WHO DUMPED WHO 4 YEARS AGO? 810 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,754 JOEY, I KNOW WHAT I WANT. 811 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:57,674 I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN WHAT I WANT. 812 00:36:57,674 --> 00:37:00,886 BEFORE WE DESTROY WHATEVER CHANCE WE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE 813 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,846 AT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP, 814 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:05,807 I'M ASKING YOU, PLEASE, 815 00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:07,559 STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS. 816 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,978 IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS... 817 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,479 REALLY THE WAY 818 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:12,856 THAT YOU WANT THINGS TO END BETWEEN US? 819 00:37:18,028 --> 00:37:20,321 THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? NO BIG WHOOP. 820 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:22,323 I MEAN, IT'S NORMAL TO FIGHT. IT'S HEALTHY. 821 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,450 OOH, I DON'T KNOW IF HEALTHY'S THE WORD I WOULD USE 822 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:26,078 TO DESCRIBE THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 823 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:27,871 I MEAN, I'M ALL FOR "WILL THEY, WON'T THEY" 824 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,288 FINALLY GETTING THEIR SHOT, 825 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:31,499 BUT FOR 2 PEOPLE TO BE THAT DEPENDENT ON EACH OTHER 826 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,792 FOR THEIR LIFE'S HAPPINESS IS JUST-- 827 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,419 INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC? 828 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,880 OR PERHAPS STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND? 829 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,591 YEAH, I'LL SECOND THAT. 830 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,342 WHOA, WAIT A SECOND. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE COMING OUT 831 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,636 AS SOME SORT OF NONBELIEVER? 832 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,847 HEY, LET'S NOT FORGET WHO BROKE THEM UP THE FIRST TIME AROUND. 833 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,807 OOH! 834 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,060 JEN? 835 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,145 OH, DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M TOO FAR MESSED UP 836 00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,064 IN THIS THING TO HAVE AN OPINION. 837 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,272 I AM JUST THE ROAD KILL 838 00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:56,858 ON THE DAWSON AND JOEY HIGHWAY. 839 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,863 OK... 840 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:05,825 4 INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE SOFT DRINKS. 841 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,077 THANKS. THANK YOU. 842 00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:08,369 CAN I GET YOU LOT ANYTHING ELSE? 843 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:12,082 DIDN'T THINK SO. 844 00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:13,708 UH, EMMA, 845 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,960 HOLD ON A SEC. 846 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,545 YES? 847 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,839 LISTEN, I, UH, JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS AFTERNOON-- 848 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,633 YOU CAN HAVE IT. 849 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,009 EXCUSE ME? 850 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,761 THE FLAT. YOU CAN HAVE IT. 851 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:27,847 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND THERE THE SATISFACTION, 852 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,891 BUT HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE SECURITY. 853 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:32,269 THE NEIGHBORS GOT BROKEN INTO TWICE LAST YEAR. 854 00:38:32,269 --> 00:38:35,272 SO, IF YOU LIKE, YOU CAN MOVE IN AT THE WEEKEND. 855 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:38,691 YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. 856 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,445 OH, YES, I WILL. 857 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:44,948 THANK YOU. 858 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:51,913 SO WHAT DID SHE SAY? 859 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,417 WE'RE MOVING IN THIS WEEKEND. 860 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,544 SERIOUSLY? 861 00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:00,337 YES! GRR! 862 00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:02,924 OK, I SUPPOSE A TOAST IS IN ORDER, 863 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,383 THOUGH WHY I SHOULD BE TOASTING 864 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:06,344 TO YOU LEAVING ME ALL ALONE AT GRAMS' IS BEYOND ME. 865 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,598 YEAH, AND I DON'T REALLY THINK I SHOULD CELEBRATE SOMETHING 866 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:13,518 THAT COULD BE THE DEATH KNELL OF MY RELATIONSHIP. 867 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:14,519 WELL, WE'RE IN A BIT OF A BIND THEN, 868 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:15,561 'CAUSE WE DO NEED A TOAST. 869 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:16,896 WELL, UH... 870 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:17,897 TO FRIENDSHIP THEN. 871 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:18,982 TO FRIENDSHIP. 872 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:19,983 TO FRIENDSHIPS. 873 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,484 TO FRIENDSHIP. 874 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,328 WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT? 875 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,955 10:00. 876 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,749 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ALLOW EXTRA TIME-- 877 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,125 I WILL. 878 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,347 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, JOEY? 879 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:36,642 WE'RE DOING THIS, DAWSON. 880 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,644 IT'S WHAT WE DO. IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO. 881 00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:42,232 LAST NIGHT WAS REAL. 882 00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:43,858 TODAY WAS REAL. 883 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:46,444 IT'S YOU, NOT ME, 884 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,071 WHO DOESN'T WANNA DEAL WITH THE REALITIES 885 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:49,030 OF AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP. 886 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:52,158 YOU'RE RIGHT. 887 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,870 THAT'S IT? I'M RIGHT? 888 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,164 I WANT THE FANTASY. 889 00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:00,083 I WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING 890 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,918 FOR US TO BE TOGETHER. 891 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,422 BUT NOT LIKE THIS. 892 00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:07,715 NOT SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS 893 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,926 ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPPENED 4 YEARS AGO. 894 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:11,261 BUT IF WE CAN'T ARGUE LIKE THIS 895 00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,471 AND GET PAST IT, THEN... 896 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,182 MAYBE THERE'S NOTHING HERE WORTH SAVING. 897 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:22,647 MAYBE LAST NIGHT WAS JUST... 898 00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:24,774 JUST WHAT? 899 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:27,484 JUST 2 OLD FRIENDS MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE. 900 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,618 WOW. 901 00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:40,832 IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL, THEN--THEN I... 902 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:41,582 SHOULD GO.