1 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:10,636 HEY. 2 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,763 YOU OUTTA HERE? 3 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:14,682 YEAH. I GOT SOME STUFF TO DO ON CAMPUS. 4 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,643 3:00? 5 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,771 YEAH, I KNOW WHEN HETSON'S CLASS IS, JOEY. 6 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,648 I KNOW. I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU 7 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,232 TO FEEL WEIRD OR SOMETHING. 8 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,443 YOU KNOW, IT'S NO FUN WITHOUT YOU. 9 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,237 NO ONE TO CONTEST MY OPINIONS WITH SNARKY FEEDBACK. 10 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,364 I'M STARTING TO FEEL SMART OR SOMETHING. 11 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,657 YEAH, WELL, FINALS SHOULD NIP 12 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,659 THAT PESKY EGO IN THE BUTT. 13 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,037 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SEMESTER IS ALMOST OVER. 14 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:39,039 I KNOW. 15 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,541 ARE YOU GOING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS? 16 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:44,169 WHAT COULD BE HOMIER THAN THIS CLEAN, WELL-LIGHTED PLACE? 17 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,463 SERIOUSLY. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 18 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:47,798 DOES IT MAKE A DIFFERENCE? 19 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,842 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 20 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,593 CAPESIDE. 21 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,428 WHAT? 22 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,514 NOTHING. IT'S JUST... 23 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,640 CAPESIDE. 24 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:57,850 I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT. 25 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:58,934 ABOUT RIGHT FOR WHAT? 26 00:00:58,976 --> 00:00:59,894 HEY, RELAX. 27 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:00,978 NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 28 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,145 HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEEN TO CAPESIDE? 29 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,689 THEY DON'T LET MY KIND GO THAT FAR EAST. 30 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,900 WELL, THANK GOODNESS WE HAVE NEUTRAL GROUND TO SPAR ON. 31 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,276 YEAH. YEAH. WE'RE A REGULAR SAM AND DIANE-- 32 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,653 ME WITH MY RUGGED CHARMS, 33 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,154 YOU WITH YOUR FANCY BOOK LEARNING. 34 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,990 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG ABOUT ME, EDDIE DOLING. 35 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:14,449 I'M A GIRL FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS. 36 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,993 YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH THE LIKES OF ME. 37 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,411 I DON'T KNOW. I KINDA LIKE IT 38 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,329 WHEN YOU GET ALL "FOXFIRE" ON ME. 39 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,456 NOTHIN' LIKE A FANCY GIRL SLUMMIN' IT. 40 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,209 YOU KNOW WHAT? 41 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,920 YOU'RE VERY LUCKY I HAVE CLASS RIGHT NOW, 42 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,296 BECAUSE TONIGHT, WE RUMBLE. 43 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,966 I WILL BE HERE. I'M WORKIN' A DOUBLE TODAY, 44 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,844 AND DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ON YOUR NIGHT OFF 45 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,512 THAN LOLL AROUND YOUR PLACE OF WORK? 46 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,850 YOU KNOW, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HELL'S BELLES 47 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,518 IS GOING TO THOROUGHLY ROCK THE HOUSE DOWN. 48 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,895 MMM. 49 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,188 KINDA LIKE THE ONION RINGS. 50 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:47,900 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, JOEY. 51 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,249 SO WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND THIS DAVID FELLOW? 52 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,918 KEEP TO YOUR OWN FURTIVE GROPINGS, 53 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,919 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 54 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,713 OH, JACK. 55 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:52,798 NO, IT WASN'T LIKE THAT. 56 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,466 I MEAN, THERE WAS-- THERE WAS COFFEE, 57 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,467 THERE WAS TALKING, 58 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,594 AND I DON'T WANNA JINX IT. 59 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:00,722 AW, WHY SO SHY? 60 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,266 COME ON, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA BE GETTING SOME. 61 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,601 GOD. 62 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:05,769 CRACKING THIS C.J. CASE 63 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,521 IS PROVING FAR TOO DIFFICULT 64 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,730 FOR THE DELICATE LIKES OF ME. 65 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:09,940 EASY, EASY. 66 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,566 YOUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION'S HITTING A VEIN. 67 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:15,779 ANYWAY, WE'RE MEETING IN THE CAFETERIA AFTER CLASS. 68 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:18,490 CAN I COME? 69 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,659 C.J. WILL PROBABLY BE THERE. 70 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,162 JEN, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE GIVEN THIS ONE 71 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:24,788 THE OLD COLLEGE TRY? 72 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,205 THIS MUCH EFFORT'S BENEATH YOU. 73 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,749 YOU SAID SO YOURSELF, DIDN'T YOU? 74 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:32,295 OH, YOU CAN'T HOLD THE ULTIMATUMS OF PARTY JEN AGAINST ME. 75 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,839 I WAS WEARING A WIG. I WAS FEELING CRAZY. 76 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,090 ALL RIGHT. 77 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,257 HEY, I TELL YOU WHAT. BRING GRAMS, TOO. 78 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,885 MAYBE I WILL. 79 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,344 AFTERNOON, EVERYONE. 80 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,429 I WANTED TO START CLASS TODAY BY TELLING YOU ALL 81 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,891 THAT YOU WON'T BE SEEING ME AFTER FINALS. 82 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,101 THE PUBLICATION OF MY CRITICAL ESSAYS 83 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:49,146 HAS SECURED MY ACADEMIC VISITATION IN CHICAGO. 84 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,564 SO I'LL BE LEAVING BOSTON BAY 85 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:51,690 AT THE END OF THE SEMESTER. 86 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,108 SINCE OUR TIME IS LIMITED, 87 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,693 I WANTED TO INVITE ALL OF YOU 88 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,112 TO THE BOOK-SIGNING TONIGHT OVER AT WINTHROP HALL. 89 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,030 YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CLASS, 90 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,114 ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 91 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,575 DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 92 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:04,786 NO. I HAD NO IDEA. 93 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,168 AAH. 94 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:13,294 OK, OK. 95 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,883 YOU DECIDED TO BLESS THE ORPHANS OF THE WORLD 96 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,134 WITH YOUR BETSY JOHNSONS? 97 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:21,178 HARDLY. I AM AUDITIONING OUTFITS, 98 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,637 AND EVERYTHING IS FAILING MISERABLY. 99 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,224 WHERE HAVE ALL MY SEX CLOTHES GONE? 100 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,227 PACEY WITTER HAS PILLAGED MY FASHION SENSE. 101 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,436 YOU MEAN THERE ARE CLOTHES OUT THERE 102 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,771 THAT ACTUALLY SHOW OFF YOUR CHEST EVEN MORE? 103 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:31,855 YES. 104 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,107 AND QUITE FRANKLY, 105 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,942 THE GIRLS ARE FEELING SHUNNED. 106 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,443 THE BAND IS PLAYING TONIGHT AT YOUR LITTLE DIVE BAR, 107 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:37,611 AND I WANT THEM TO BE RESPLENDENT. 108 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,071 I KNOW. I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD. 109 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,488 IN FACT, I'M NOT EVEN WORKING TONIGHT. 110 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,407 SO YOU WILL HAVE MY FULL AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. 111 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,951 OOH, WELL, MIGHT BE NICE 112 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,284 IF YOU SHOWED YOUR FACE AROUND THESE PARTS. 113 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,912 I KNOW I'M USUALLY LOW MAINTENANCE AND ALL. 114 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:47,996 I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. 115 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,165 BESIDES, I FIGURE THAT YOU AND PACEY 116 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,750 WOULD APPRECIATE THE PRIVATE TIME. 117 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,834 YEAH, WELL. 118 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,128 THAT WAS A GREAT HELP. 119 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,255 NOW I'VE DUMPED PACEY 4 MONTHS TOO LATE 120 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,965 AND NOT A SLUTTY FROCK HAS SURVIVED. 121 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:58,715 NOT A ONE, I TELL YOU. 122 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,134 WHAT? 123 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,676 WHEN DID YOU DUMP PACEY? 124 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,429 HELLO? MID-MID-LIFE CRISIS, THANKS FOR WATCHING. 125 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,223 JEEZ, JOEY, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO KEEP UP? 126 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,018 LOOK, AUDREY, I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN-- 127 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,229 WAIT, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 128 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,273 THE HORROR THAT WAS HALLOWEEN. 129 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:15,274 WHATEVER. 130 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,524 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 131 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,111 AUDREY, HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS? 132 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,571 LOOK, I KNOW I'VE BEEN GONE A LOT, 133 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,364 BUT A LITTLE BATHROOM SIDEBAR MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN ORDER. 134 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,200 I DON'T KNOW. 135 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,119 I GUESS I JUST FIGURED THAT YOU'D HEAR IT FROM PACEY 136 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,370 IN SOME "HOW HAS LIFE BEEN SINCE YOU?" CONVERSATION. 137 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,123 OF COURSE NOT. 138 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,666 WE LIVE TOGETHER. 139 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,375 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND 140 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:35,794 DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU. 141 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:36,837 YEAH, WELL, LISTEN, 142 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,213 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT 143 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,756 TO HEAR YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND WISDOM AT THE TIME, 144 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,134 BUT NOW, I'M KINDA DONE RELIVING IT. 145 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,639 OK. 146 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,932 JACK, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW MUCH YOUR APARTMENT 147 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,976 LOOKS LIKE THE ONE ON MY TWO DADS? 148 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,644 I THINK IT'S THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE. 149 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,688 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU AND PACEY ARE EMBROILED 150 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,439 IN SOME WHOSE SPERM IS WHOSE BATTLE, 151 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,275 BUT WOULD YOU MAYBE WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT, JACK? 152 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,403 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU JUST DID THAT. 153 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,488 WHAT? 154 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,532 NO HEDGING, NO SUBTEXT. 155 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:06,950 NO HORRIBLE PUNS. 156 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,618 GAYS HAVE IT SO EASY. 157 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,120 STRAIGHT BOYS ARE NEVER SO... 158 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,121 STRAIGHT. 159 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,665 LOVE TO. COOL. 160 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,416 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? EMMA AND AUDREY ARE PLAYING TONIGHT. 161 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,960 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 162 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,170 WE SHOULD GO TO THAT. IS THAT OK? 163 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,420 AND THEN AFTERWARDS, WE'LL DO SOMETHING ELSE? 164 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,922 YEAH. OK, WAIT, WAIT. 165 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,757 GO WITH ME HERE FOR A SECOND, UM, BEFORE C.J. GETS HERE. 166 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,926 SO WE'RE GONNA GO SEE THE PRETTY GIRLS PLAY. 167 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,385 WE CAN ASK C.J. TO JOIN US ON THIS-- 168 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:29,139 THIS VERY INNOCENT GROUP OUTING. 169 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,474 OR, YOU KNOW, WHY BOTHER WITH THE SUBTLETIES? 170 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:32,934 WE CAN JUST, UH, CLUB HIM OVER THE HEAD 171 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,186 AND DRAG HIM OUT. 172 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,354 JACK, WORK WITH ME HERE. 173 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,437 NO, NO, NO. 174 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,647 WE SHOULD DEFINITELY ASK HIM TO COME. 175 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,440 IT'D BE FUN IF WE ALL WENT. 176 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,276 IT'S JUST, UH... 177 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,820 WELL, C.J. DOESN'T REALLY DATE. 178 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,405 WHAT? DOES HE JUST JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE SACK? 179 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:47,657 COFFEE TO CONDOMS? WHAT ARE WE TALKING HERE? 180 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,076 UM, NO. 181 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,744 YOU SEE, I MEAN, HE DOESN'T DATE AT ALL. 182 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:53,038 WELL, HIS LIFE IS SORT OF COMPLICATED. 183 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,123 HE, UM... 184 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,917 NAH, I SHOULDN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT IT. 185 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:57,918 WHATEVER IT IS, I'M SURE IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 186 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,336 COME ON, BRING IT ON. PLEASE? 187 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:00,879 JEN, WILL YOU STOP USING MY FRIEND 188 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:01,963 AS YOUR DEEP THROAT, PLEASE? 189 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,092 UH, YEAH. 190 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,718 F-F-FORGET I SAID THAT ONE. 191 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,929 HERE COMES C.J. 192 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,430 OH, HEY. HEY. 193 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,933 UM, LOOK, THIS IS TOTALLY LAST MINUTE, 194 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,060 BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT YOU'D WANNA COME WITH US TONIGHT 195 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,145 AND SEE OUR FRIEND PLAY IN A BAND? 196 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,231 IT'S AUDREY. YOU KNOW AUDREY. 197 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,857 THE ONE THAT'S GUARANTEED TO ENTERTAIN. 198 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,109 I RECALL. 199 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,235 YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 200 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,611 EXCELLENT. 201 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,198 JACK. 202 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,034 UM, SOON-TO-BE-EXTINCT FREEMAN APPROACHES 203 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,828 AND KINDA LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO PEE. 204 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,496 I THINK MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 205 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,040 YEAH. 206 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,166 UH, EXCUSE ME, GUYS. 207 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,667 I'M SORRY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 208 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,132 WANNA SIT? YEP. 209 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,092 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. 210 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,260 THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 211 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,594 I, UH-- PLENTY OF TIME TO EAT. 212 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,681 SO CLASS TODAY, HOW ABOUT THAT? 213 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,853 UM, JACK... 214 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,440 I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT FIRST CONVERSATION WE HAD, 215 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,400 WHEN YOU SAID THAT THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME 216 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,943 YOU'D FELT MOTIVATED IN A LONG WHILE. 217 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,486 I'D HATE TO THINK THAT I'D TAKEN AWAY 218 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,322 THE COLLEGE EXPERIENCE YOU DESERVE. 219 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,240 WELL, I'LL KEEP ON APPLYING MYSELF. 220 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,412 LOOK, UM, NEXT WEEK IS READING WEEK, 221 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:16,496 AND AFTER THAT, THERE'S FINALS, 222 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,081 AND AFTER THAT, WELL... 223 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,291 I'M GONE. 224 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,461 IT WOULD JUST-- 225 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:23,462 IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME 226 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,629 IF YOU WERE THERE TONIGHT, JACK. 227 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,384 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 228 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,310 I HOPE YOU GUYS PACKED CONDOMS AND TOOTHPASTE THIS MORNING 229 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,395 'CAUSE WE'RE TAKING A LITTLE TRIP. 230 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,315 YOU ALL PASSED YOUR SERIES 7s, 231 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,899 SOME OF YOU WITH FLYING COLORS, 232 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,277 YOU SMARTY-PANTS PANSIES. 233 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,654 SO TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATE. 234 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,072 NEW ORLEANS? HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH? 235 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,367 YES, WE ARE SO OBNOXIOUSLY WEALTHY 236 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,369 WE ARE FLYING TO THE BIG EASY 237 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,287 TO INDULGE IN ALL ITS PLEASURES 238 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,580 FOR 24 SICKENING HOURS. 239 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,958 SO DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE TO CALL YOUR MOMMIES OR ANYTHING. 240 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,919 JUST ADMIT THAT FIRST CLASS, FREE HOTEL ROOMS, 241 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,921 AND GOOD OLD SOUTHERN GIRLS 242 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,674 WHO LEARNED TO DRINK BEFORE YOU PLAYED NINTENDO 243 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,801 ARE ALL TOO GOOD TO PASS UP. 244 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:12,802 PACK IT UP, GENTLEMEN. 245 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,012 LOGAN, 1 HOUR. 246 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,139 YEAH, BABY. 247 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,365 SO YOU GUYS ARE HERE FOR THE WEEKEND, HUH? 248 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,366 JUST THE NIGHT ACTUALLY. 249 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,574 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 250 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,411 THERE'S A LOT OF FUN TO BE HAD HERE. 251 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,329 YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 252 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,621 I COULD SHOW YOU AROUND. 253 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,415 YOU KNOW, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN HERE BEFORE. 254 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:42,416 OH. 255 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,417 YEAH, MY GIRLFRIEND AND I, 256 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,043 WE CAME THROUGH HERE THIS SUMMER. 257 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,044 SO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 258 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,088 OH, NO. NO, NO. SHE DUMPED ME. 259 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,423 HEH. 260 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,549 WELL, I THINK MY FRIENDS ARE WAITING FOR ME, 261 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,300 BUT IT'S NICE MEETING YOU, PERCY. 262 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:00,934 HI, THERE. 263 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,311 I DON'T DO GUYS IN MOURNING. 264 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,063 WITTER, MAN. 265 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,690 YOU ARE PATHETIC, 266 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,360 AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MY ONLY COMPETITION. 267 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,570 YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO EASY. 268 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,488 WELL, LOOK, RINALDI, 269 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,489 IT WOULD BE A LOT DIFFERENT 270 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,656 IF I WAS ACTUALLY IN THIS GAME, 271 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,991 WHICH I'M NOT 272 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,244 BECAUSE WOMEN DO ACTUALLY LIKE THE SENSITIVE TYPE. 273 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,829 YEAH, OK, 274 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,790 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN WORKING FOR ME. 275 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,167 RIGHT? 276 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,843 EVERYTHING SEEMS MAGICAL 277 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,845 WHEN YOU SEE IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE, RIGHT? 278 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,974 THE COMMAND WITH WHICH YOU POUR IS STAGGERING. 279 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,142 THANK YOU. 280 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,560 HOW'S CLASS TODAY? 281 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,479 THE USUAL. 282 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,687 WE'RE ENDING GRAVITY'S RAINBOW, 283 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,356 AND HETSON SPENT A GOOD 5 MINUTES 284 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,566 INSISTING I'D NEVER UNDERSTAND 285 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,984 THE EXPERIMENTAL RAMBLINGS. 286 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,402 WELL, THAT'S SILLY. 287 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:55,655 DIANE CHAMBERS IS AN EXTREMELY WELL-READ CHARACTER. 288 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,157 I'M SURE SHE WOULD HAVE SCHOOLED HETSON. 289 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,827 AND, YOU KNOW, YOUR WHOLE SAM-DIANE CLASS ARGUMENT THING, 290 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,621 IT'S VERY WEAK. 291 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,289 HE DEFINITELY MADE MORE MONEY THAN HER. 292 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,915 YEAH, AND I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR WORTHINGTON COLLEAGUES 293 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,417 WHO DON'T NEED A JOB, BUT THAT DOESN'T PUT US 294 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,627 IN THE SAME BRACKET, NOW DOES IT? 295 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,337 HEY, CUTE BAR BOY. 296 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,254 GIVE ME A SHOT, WILL YA? 297 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,214 I GOT THE SHAKES. 298 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:17,260 YOU ARE SO AWESOME FOR COMING TO SEE ME PLAY, 299 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,803 AND HERE, BUY A ROUND OF SHOTS 300 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,181 FOR THE FUTURE BOYFRIENDS OF AMERICA. 301 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,476 MMM. 302 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,645 OH, GOD. AH-- 303 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:27,728 GOD, WHO DID HER PARENTS BUY OFF 304 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,938 TO GET HER INTO WORTHINGTON? 305 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,858 YOU'RE MORE ACERBIC THAN USUAL TONIGHT, 306 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,652 IF THAT'S POSSIBLE. 307 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:34,819 EVERYTHING OK? 308 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,945 YEAH. 309 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:36,946 I'M SORRY. I JUST-- 310 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,239 I HATE WORKING DOUBLES, 311 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,283 AND I--I DON'T LIKE WORKING WITH SAM. 312 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,118 NO ONE TO FLIRT WITH, HUH? 313 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,329 YEAH, OR CLUMSILY INSULT, 314 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,788 WHICHEVER YOU PREFER. 315 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,917 WELL, I'LL COME BACK UP LATER. 316 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,253 RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO GO STROKE AUDREY'S EGO. 317 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,380 SOUNDS ENTICING. 318 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,342 HEY. 319 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,219 HI, SWEETIE. 320 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,345 OH, GOOD, GOOD. 321 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,305 WHAT ABOUT THAT? 322 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,516 WELL, THANKS FOR COMING. HOPE YOU ENJOY. 323 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:10,980 JACK, YOU CAME. 324 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,524 YEAH. 325 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,900 I, UH... 326 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,652 I DON'T LIKE TO LET FREE FOOD GO TO WASTE. 327 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,654 WELL, WHATEVER THE REASON, I'M GLAD. 328 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,157 IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE SUPPORT YOUR DECISION. 329 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,369 EH, SLOW NIGHT ON CAMPUS MAYBE. 330 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,247 IT'S TRICKY PUTTING TOGETHER PROJECTS LIKE THIS BOOK. 331 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,707 THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE 332 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,041 WHO'LL THINK THAT IT'S BATHROOM MATERIAL, 333 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,293 BUT I ALWAYS HELD OUT THE NAIVE BELIEF 334 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,753 THAT THERE WOULD BE A READER OR TWO 335 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,215 WHO MIGHT FIND SOMETHING STIMULATING 336 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,883 BEYOND EASY CULTURAL REFERENCES. 337 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,343 YEAH, SOME OF MY FRIENDS ASSUMED 338 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,802 THAT YOUR CLASS WAS CULTURAL CLIFF NOTES 339 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,012 WHICH WOULD PRETTY MUCH MAKE IT 340 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,514 ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, I GUESS. 341 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,517 DID YOU FEEL THAT WAY? 342 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,729 ALL THINGS ASIDE, DID I EVER SEEM LESS THAN RIVETED? 343 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,154 UM, Y-YOUR WIFE, UM... 344 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,322 MUST NOT BE TOO PSYCHED 345 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,116 MOVING TO CHICAGO IN THE HEIGHT OF WINTER. 346 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,243 ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE THE MOVE WITH ME. 347 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,414 I'M--I'M SORRY. 348 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,499 WELL, LET'S--LET'S NOT. 349 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,501 I CAN TALK IN CIRCLES ABOUT WHERE I WENT WRONG, 350 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,170 AND A MAUDLIN FREEMAN ISN'T GONNA DO EITHER OF US ANY GOOD. 351 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,213 YEAH. 352 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,591 SO I GOTTA ASK. 353 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,634 WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO COME? 354 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,385 DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE? 355 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,262 UM. 356 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,680 NO, NO. I-- 357 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,847 I HAVE SOME TIME. 358 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,224 THAT'S GREAT. 359 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,934 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME PEOPLE. 360 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,103 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS KEEPING JACK, DAVID. 361 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,188 I'M SURE IT'S-- IT'S A HAIR-RELATED ISSUE. 362 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,440 NAH, IT'S OK. 363 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,483 IT'S FLATTERING TO THINK 364 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,358 THAT EACH CAREFULLY MISPLACED STRAND 365 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,359 MIGHT BE FOR ME. 366 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,778 AWW. 367 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,279 I'M GONNA HEAD UP TO THE BAR. 368 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,280 YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING? 369 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,323 NO, I'M GOOD. I'M FINE. 370 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,163 WELL, I'M GLAD THAT YOU CAME TONIGHT. 371 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,207 I KNOW THAT THIS MIGHT NOT REALLY BE YOUR THING. 372 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,250 HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 373 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,503 I'VE NOTHING AGAINST GOOD COMPANY... 374 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,922 AND I GUESS I CAN'T SPEAK TO THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC YET, BUT... 375 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:04,427 OH, WELL, AUDREY IS NOTHING IF NOT A STELLAR PERFORMER. 376 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,386 HOW'S SHE BEEN LATELY? 377 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,096 AUDREY? 378 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,139 YEAH. GREAT. GOOD. 379 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,642 WHOO! AAH! 380 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,894 WELL, MAYBE NOT THE GREATEST OF GREATS, 381 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,689 BUT I WOULD GIVE HER A SOLID GOOD. 382 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,443 WHY DO YOU ASK? 383 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,612 WELL, SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE DEPRESSED. 384 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,491 SHE DOESN'T LOOK DEPRESSED. 385 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,368 WELL, IT'S EASY NOT TO LOOK IT 386 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,204 WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOU'RE DAMNDEST NOT TO FEEL IT... 387 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,206 OR ANYTHING, FOR THAT MATTER. 388 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,255 HELLO. 389 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,841 UH, DAVID, HEY. UH, IT'S ME. 390 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,091 LOOK, I AM SO SORRY. 391 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,926 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY? 392 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,513 UH, NO, NOT EXACTLY. 393 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,306 SHOULD I CALL THE POLICE MAYBE? 394 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,349 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SAY 395 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,350 IN FRONT OF THE KIDNAPPERS? 396 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,352 I'M COMING. I PROMISE. 397 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,689 I JUST GOT SUCKED INTO THIS NIGHTMARE ACADEMIC SCHMOOZE-FEST. 398 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:58,857 I HAVE, LIKE, 2 MORE PROFOUND THINGS TO SAY, 399 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,191 AND I'M OUT OF HERE. 400 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,275 I SWEAR. 401 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,360 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 402 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,528 UH, C.J.'s HERE, 403 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,571 AND YOUR FRIENDS HAVE ALL MASTERED 404 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,905 THE ART OF POLITE CONVERSATION. 405 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,365 SO, I WILL SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU. 406 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,491 ALL RIGHT, COOL. I'LL SEE YA. 407 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,171 HOW YOU DOIN'? 408 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,256 FINE. 409 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,883 I DIDN'T ASK HOW YOU WERE LOOKING. 410 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,966 I ASKED HOW YOU WERE DOIN'. 411 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,177 OH, COME ON, RICH. 412 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,679 EVEN I GOTTA STOP YOU ON THAT ONE. 413 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,180 I MEAN, WHO SAYS THAT? 414 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,599 YOUR FRIEND DOES APPARENTLY. 415 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,517 OH, NO. HE'S NOT MY FRIEND. 416 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,894 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M HIS BOSS. 417 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,853 RICH RINALDI. 418 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,606 I'M DENISE. 419 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,025 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME FOR A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 420 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,487 I THINK DENISE MEANS DRAMA IN ITS GREEK ORIGIN, 421 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,865 AND MIGHT I SAY, DENISE, 422 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,826 THAT YOU HAVE BREASTS THAT ARE BEGGING TO BE TOUCHED. 423 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,661 OH, THAT'S A COINCIDENCE, 424 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,413 SINCE YOU APPARENTLY HAVE TESTICLES 425 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,081 THAT ARE BEGGING TO BE CASTRATED. 426 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,833 OK, THEN. 427 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,544 I'LL TAKE MY GOODS ELSEWHERE. 428 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,754 PLEASE DO. 429 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,258 YOU KNOW, I THINK RICH ACTUALLY MEANS SLIMEBALL 430 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,384 IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM, 431 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,803 BUT I'D HAVE TO CHECK THE BOOKS ON THAT. 432 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:11,971 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 433 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,765 I'M PACEY, 434 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,892 AND I AM TRULY SORRY FOR THAT, 435 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,560 THOUGH I'M SURE YOU'RE USED TO HAVING MEN SAYING 436 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,520 ALL KINDS OF INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO YOU ALL THE TIME. 437 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,105 I AM. 438 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,189 I'M NOT USED TO THEM LEAVING 439 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,358 THEIR CONSIDERABLY MORE ATTRACTIVE 440 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,526 AND LIKABLE FRIENDS BEHIND. 441 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,281 MISS ME? 442 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,699 HOW COULD I WHEN I'VE BEEN WAITING ON YOU 443 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:32,992 AND YOUR FRIENDS ALL NIGHT, YOU KNOW? 444 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,452 GOOD POINT. 445 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,369 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER? 446 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,621 TONIGHT? 447 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,747 WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, 448 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,748 I KNOW WHENEVER I GET OFF WORK 449 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,874 THERE'S NOTHING MORE DEPRESSING 450 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,292 THAN TRYING TO GO DIRECTLY ASLEEP 451 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,712 WITH VISIONS OF DRUNKARDS DANCING IN MY HEAD, SO... 452 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,547 I WAS THINKING SOME SORT OF SOCIAL ACTIVITY 453 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,007 WOULD BE A GOOD SEGUE. 454 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,927 I DON'T KNOW. WE COULD-- 455 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,679 HEY! LET ME HAVE ANOTHER BEER FOR THE STAGE. 456 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,012 NAH, I CAN'T LET YOU TAKE THAT UP THERE. 457 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,474 COME ON, YOU GUYS BOTH WORK HERE, 458 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,600 LIKE ANYONE CARES. 459 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,768 WELL, I CARE ACTUALLY, 460 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,186 AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE ALREADY WASTED. 461 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,521 WELL, WHO'S FAULT IS THAT? 462 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,063 UH, YOURS. 463 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,985 YEAH, WELL, YOU SERVED ME, SUCKER. 464 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,653 YEAH, NOW I'M CUTTING YOU OFF. 465 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,446 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOURSELF SING SOBER. 466 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,489 SORRY. 467 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,869 COME ON, EDDIE, I MEAN... 468 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,953 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GOING OUT DRIVING. 469 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,872 IT'S JUST--SHE'S NERVOUS. 470 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,665 HAVEN'T YOU EVER CONSIDERED OUR ASSES MIGHT BE ON THE LINE 471 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,958 FOR SERVING UNDERAGE PEOPLE? 472 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,334 OR DID THAT JUST KINDA SLIP YOUR MIND 473 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,335 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT WORKING TONIGHT? 474 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,712 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 475 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,296 THIS IS A COLLEGE BAR. 476 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,090 I MEAN, YOU'VE NEVER CARED BEFORE. 477 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,134 YEAH, WELL, I CARE WHEN AN UNDERAGE GIRL 478 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,053 GETS DRUNK AND TRASHES THE PLACE ON MY WATCH. 479 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,430 I'M CUTTING HER OFF. THAT'S IT. 480 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,474 GAH, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET LAID. 481 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,726 AUDREY. WHATEVER. 482 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,395 HE CLEARLY TAKES HIS JOB TOO SERIOUSLY. 483 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,022 TELL ME SOMETHING, EDDIE. 484 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:46,440 WHAT'S IT LIKE LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN 485 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,985 AND SEEING A JANITOR'S UNIFORM AND A BUS PASS? 486 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,280 YOU'LL GET ME ANOTHER BEER, WON'T YOU, SWEETIE? 487 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,699 I'M THINKING NO. 488 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,325 JEEZ! IT'S LIKE THIS BAR'S RUN 489 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,328 BY DONNA REED AND MR. ROGERS. 490 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,788 ALL RIGHT, GET HER OUT OF HERE. 491 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,499 DID YOU NOT JUST WITNESS MY MAGNIFICENT FORCE? 492 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,543 YEAH, AUDREY, DID YOU NOT HEAR US WARMING UP UP THERE? 493 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,502 THINK WE'RE DOING IT FOR A LARK? 494 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,046 GET UP THERE. 495 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,256 I LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY BIRD! 496 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,633 HEY, SPREAD THE JOY ON STAGE, COURTNEY LOVE. 497 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,218 OK? WE'RE ON. 498 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,136 BAH! GO, GO, GO. 499 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,099 I'M NOT HER KEEPER. 500 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,976 NO, IT'S WORSE ACTUALLY. YOU'RE HER FRIEND. 501 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,193 HEY, HOW ARE WE ALL DOIN' TONIGHT? 502 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,447 WE'RE HELL'S BELLES, 503 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,116 AND WE ARE HERE TO THROW DOWN THIS FASCIST REGIME. 504 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,993 SEEMS LIKE THE ESTABLISHMENT 505 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,161 DON'T WANT US TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 506 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,915 WHO WANTS TO STICK IT TO THE MAN? 507 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,449 OH. YEAH, OK. 508 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,451 I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING. 509 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,829 I THINK THAT THERE IS SOME INTESTINE IN THERE. 510 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,998 OK. WHY DON'T WE GO GET YOU SOME WATER? 511 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,004 HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK? 512 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,218 CLEARLY, I DON'T REMEMBER. 513 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,428 WERE YOU DRINKING IN THE CHANGING ROOM? 514 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,430 BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE YOU HAVE THAT MUCH AT THE BAR. 515 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,224 I SAID I DON'T REMEMBER. 516 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,643 THIS-- AUDREY, 517 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,228 NOT TO SOUND LIKE AN AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL, 518 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:56,274 BUT THIS KIND OF ISN'T LIKE YOU. 519 00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,901 AND WHAT EXACTLY IS LIKE ME? 520 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,071 YOU KNOW, I COULD'VE BEEN AN ALKIE SINCE AGE 6. YOU DON'T KNOW. 521 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,072 IT'S JUST-- 522 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,322 I'M FINE! 523 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,909 HAVE YOU NEVER GOTTEN DRUNK BEFORE? 524 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,661 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I HAVE, AND IT'S USUALLY BEEN 525 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,080 BECAUSE I FELT PRETTY AWFUL ABOUT SOMETHING, SO... 526 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:13,707 LOOK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU FELT AWFUL. 527 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,294 I FEEL LIKE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A SOULFUL EXCHANGE 528 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,587 ABOUT HOW I'M BAD AND YOU'RE GOOD, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 529 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,089 YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT WHERE I WAS GOING. 530 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,591 LIKE HELL IT WASN'T. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE MASTERED THE ART 531 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:25,385 OF HOLIER THAN THOU, JOEY. YOU KNOW, DON'T FEED ME A BUNCH OF CRAP 532 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,721 ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T NEED TO DRINK OR DO DRUGS TO HAVE FUN 533 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,974 BECAUSE I'VE GIVEN IT SOME THOUGHT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 534 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,350 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU HAVE FUN A DAY IN MY LIFE. 535 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,103 EXCEPT FOR THAT WHOLE SINGING THING, 536 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,022 AND EVEN THEN YOU WERE JUST IMITATING ME. 537 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,232 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SAVE THIS FOR THE MORNING 538 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,775 BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING WE'LL REGRET. 539 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,902 GOD! WILL YOU STOP PROTECTING ME?! 540 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,697 I'M SO SICK OF LIVING IN THIS LITTLE ANTISEPTIC UNIVERSE 541 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,157 YOU'VE ALL CREATED. 542 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,993 ALL WE DO IS WE SIT AROUND AND WE DRINK SODA AND WE TALK 543 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,703 ABOUT HOW GLAD WE ARE THAT WE'RE ALL FRIENDS, 544 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,621 WHICH IS RIDICULOUS, JOEY, 545 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:55,041 BECAUSE WHAT KIND OF FRIEND WOULDN'T KNOW THAT I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND? 546 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:58,169 YOU KNOW WHAT, AUDREY? I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT. 547 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:02,048 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN CARE. 548 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:07,636 I JUST DON'T WANT SOMEONE WHO'S COMPLETELY DROPPED OUT OF MY LIFE SUDDENLY JUDGING IT. 549 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,222 I MEAN, DID YOU EVEN NOTICE THAT I WAS DEPRESSED 550 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,807 BEFORE I UPSET YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND FROM SOUTHIE? 551 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:12,975 EDDIE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 552 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,019 RIGHT. 553 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,437 I THINK IT'S REALLY FRIGGING PATHETIC 554 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,899 THAT THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU HAD THE NEED TO COMMENT ON. 555 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,865 SO HAVE FUN TONIGHT, WHEREVER YOU'RE GOING. 556 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,659 TO BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S SOMEWHERE LEFT TO GO. 557 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,411 I DIDN'T MEAN TO KEEP YOU IN THERE WITH MY BORING SCHOLASTIC JABBER. 558 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,122 NO. NO, I WASN'T BORED. 559 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,790 IT'S WHY I'M BRAVING SOCIAL LEPROSY. 560 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,711 I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 561 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:44,298 THERE'S A PART OF MY BOOK THAT I WROTE AFTER CLASS EARLY IN THE SEMESTER, 562 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,927 YOU'D MADE A COMMENT IN CLASS ABOUT THE ASEXUALITY OF GOOD GUYS IN FILM. 563 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:51,097 IT WAS A SMALL THING I REMEMBER, BUT IT SPARKED SOMETHING, 564 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,850 AND I THOUGHT NO ONE DOES THAT ANYMORE. SPARKS SOMETHING. 565 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:57,686 YOU WERE RIGHT. NOT JUST IN CLASS. 566 00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,688 YOU WERE JUST... 567 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,814 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. 568 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,402 I WASN'T WAITING FOR YOU TO TELL ME THAT, 569 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:06,404 IF THAT'S WHY YOU THINK I'M STANDING OUT HERE IN THE COLD. 570 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:07,529 THEN WHY ARE YOU? 571 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:16,830 IT'S SAD...THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY THE MOST POPULAR PROFESSOR HERE, 572 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,083 THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL, 573 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:22,628 AND YET YOU FELT YOU HAD TO HIDE THAT PART OF YOURSELF THAT'S REAL. 574 00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:25,172 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 575 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:30,803 HOWEVER LONG IT TOOK FOR YOU TO GET HERE, AT LEAST YOU DID IT. 576 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,390 AND THAT'S WHY I'M STANDING OUT HERE IN THE COLD. 577 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,312 A WEEK AGO I WAS THIS UNAVAILABLE MARRIED MAN. 578 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:43,023 THERE USED TO BE ABOUT 6 DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF MYSELF I PRESENTED TO THE WORLD. 579 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:46,026 NOW THERE'S JUST...THIS. 580 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,197 AND NOW I KIND OF WISH I'D NOTICED IT SOONER. 581 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,367 OR THAT I'D NOTICED YOU. 582 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,296 MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE. 583 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,506 YOU TELL ME. 584 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,226 I CAN'T. 585 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,896 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T. 586 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,982 I'VE KEPT SOMEONE WAITING ALL NIGHT 587 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,733 THAT THE TIMING WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT WITH. 588 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,528 IT'S LATE. 589 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,409 I GOTTA GO. 590 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,413 YEAH, I GOTTA GO. 591 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,753 GUESS YOU WEREN'T SO OFF BASE WITH THE WHOLE AUDREY THING. 592 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,840 YOU MEAN HER PERFORMANCES AREN'T TYPICALLY THAT INSPIRED? 593 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:55,012 UH, NOT SO JENNIFER JASON LEIGH IN GEORGIA, NO. 594 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,014 THANK YOU. 595 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,435 AUDREY'S ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE THAT I KNOW 596 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:07,191 WHO SEEMED TO ENTER THE FOLD WELL ADJUSTED AND CONFIDENT. 597 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,567 SHE MADE ALL OF US SEEM DRAMATIC. 598 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:10,568 IT'S HARD TO KEEP PUTTING UP A FRONT LIKE THAT, 599 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:11,820 ONCE PEOPLE EXPECT IT FROM YOU. 600 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,822 YOU KNOW, YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, 601 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,032 YOU DON'T FEEL SO GREAT, 602 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,201 SO YOU NEED SOMETHING TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE. 603 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,911 THAT'S WHAT I USED TO DO. 604 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:22,039 I TOOK MY FIRST DRINK WHEN I WAS 12. 605 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:26,210 WHEN I HIT HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS SHAKING BY NOON IF I WASN'T DRUNK. 606 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,795 SO RATHER THAN THINKING LIKE, "HEY, THAT CAN'T BE NORMAL" 607 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,672 I JUST KEPT DRINKING. 608 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:35,802 PROVIDED A STEADY NUMB RIDE THROUGH THOSE AWKWARD TEEN YEARS. 609 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,513 IT'S TOUGH TO GET OFF OF. 610 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,558 YEAH. YEAH, BUT YOU DID. 611 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:43,394 SO YOU MUST'VE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT. 612 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,603 YEAH. YEAH. I HIT ROCK BOTTOM. 613 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:48,232 SURE FIRE WAY TO SNAP OUT OF SOMETHING 614 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,026 IS TO WAKE UP FROM A BLACKOUT 615 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,570 REALIZING THAT YOU WERE THE GUY AT THE PARTY 616 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,654 WHO TOLD EVERYBODY EXACTLY WHAT THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR 617 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:59,659 AND THEN ALIENATING THE ONE PERSON THAT YOU CARED ABOUT. 618 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,500 SO, THERE'S THAT, WHICH IS WHY I DON'T DATE ANYMORE. 619 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:12,714 I REALLY--I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 620 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,967 I--WE ALL MESS UP. 621 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:18,262 JEN, YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT ME, I PROMISE. 622 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,106 UH, PROBABLY GONNA NEED A KEY FOR THIS. 623 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,441 THAT MIGHT HELP. 624 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,359 WHERE WOULD YOU HAVE PUT THAT? 625 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:33,651 UH, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 626 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,447 I'M NOT SO GOOD AT WAITING. 627 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,495 HERE WE GO. 628 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,497 OK. 629 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,436 SOME NIGHT, HUH? 630 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:08,395 YEP. 631 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,609 I'M SORRY ABOUT... 632 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,863 SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE DRINKING, SINGING DEBACLE. 633 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,448 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA GO THAT WAY. 634 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:20,866 IT WASN'T YOUR PROBLEM, RIGHT? 635 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,493 YOU WEREN'T WORKING, SO WHY SHOULD IT MATTER 636 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,495 THAT YOUR FRIENDS WERE GONNA TRASH THE PLACE? 637 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,830 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY INTENDED TO DO THAT. 638 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,790 THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT, JOEY. 639 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,792 WELL, CARE TO FILL ME IN ON WHAT THE POINT IS? 640 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,794 WHY SHOULD I MAKE YOU STAND HERE AND LISTEN TO MY DIATRIBE 641 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,214 WHEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO? EXCUSE ME. 642 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,591 WHY ARE YOU SO INSISTENT TONIGHT THAT I'M WASTING MY TIME WITH YOU 643 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,593 WHEN EVERY TIME I APPROACH YOU, 644 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:40,969 IT'S BEEN BECAUSE I WANTED TO TALK? 645 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,596 MAYBE I'VE HAD A HARD TIME TALKING TO YOU 646 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,181 BECAUSE I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO I'M TALKING TO. 647 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,308 IS THIS JOEY POTTER MY BARTENDING BUDDY, 648 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,768 OR IS THIS JOEY POTTER WHO RUNS WITH THE WORTHINGTON ELITE? 649 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,813 THAT'S FUNNY. 650 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,649 I THOUGHT THERE WAS MORE OF AN INTIMATE MIDDLE GROUND. 651 00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:55,609 LOOK, YOU JUST LEARN A LOT ABOUT PEOPLE 652 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,777 WHEN YOU SEE THEM WITH THEIR FRIENDS, OK? 653 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,863 YOU SEE ME WITH MY FRIENDS IN HERE ALL THE TIME. 654 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,114 HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT? 655 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,282 IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN YOUR FRIENDS 656 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,492 ARE FLAUNTING STATE DRINKING LAWS 657 00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:04,784 AND INSULTING ME TO MY FACE. 658 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,161 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, OK? 659 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,787 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 660 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,123 I JUST GOT A PRETTY NASTY TONGUE LASHING FROM AUDREY IN THERE. 661 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,917 WHAT WOULD'VE MADE ME FEEL BETTER IS IF YOU WOULD'VE DEFENDED ME. 662 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:15,087 IF YOU HAD MENTALLY SHOWN UP THERE, JOEY, THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN NICE. 663 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,089 EDDIE, SHE WAS DRUNK. 664 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,425 WE DEAL WITH THOSE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME. 665 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,468 YOU'RE RIGHT, JOEY. WHY SHOULD I MAKE YOU FEEL BAD 666 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,596 FOR LETTING YOUR FRIEND RIDE OUT HER HIGH-CLASS PROBLEMS? 667 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:26,014 I SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW, RIGHT? 668 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,267 MY MISTAKE WAS JUST THINKING YOU WERE DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF THEM. 669 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:31,437 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHEN YOU'VE BARELY EVEN TRIED TO FIND OUT? 670 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:32,938 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST THREATENED 671 00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:34,981 BECAUSE I TRIED TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOU, 672 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,233 BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU-- 673 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,652 I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO, JOEY, 674 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,404 AND I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BOTHER. 675 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:43,490 I DON'T THINK EITHER OF US SHOULD BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, 676 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:49,037 AND THIS LITTLE DANCE WE DO, IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN THAT. IT'S JUST FLIRTING. 677 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,709 YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING MORE HERE? 678 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:56,336 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING GOOD. 679 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,193 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 680 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,820 ABSOLUTELY. 681 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,406 THIS ISN'T YOUR FIRST TIME, IS IT? 682 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,451 AM I REALLY THAT BAD? 683 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:32,456 NO. JUST MOST GUYS DON'T BOTHER WITH THE OBLIGATORY FOREPLAY. 684 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,458 WHICH IS GREATLY APPRECIATED AND ALL, 685 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,960 BUT I'M KIND OF A SURE THING. 686 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:44,259 OK, WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST TO NOT TEND TO ANY OF YOUR NEEDS, 687 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,762 BUT I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING. 688 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:55,853 SERIOUSLY, WE'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR A WHILE NOW, 689 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,564 AND YOUR FRIEND DIDN'T PAY FOR THE NIGHT. 690 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,986 MM... 691 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,947 LISTEN IT WAS A NICE THING HE WAS DOING. 692 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,450 YOU SHOULD JUST ENJOY IT. 693 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,329 BUT I REALLY... 694 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,664 I CAN'T. 695 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,042 I CAN'T. I'M SORRY. 696 00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,713 I DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE. 697 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,298 NO. YOU ABSOLUTELY DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE. 698 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,758 YOU CAN STAY HERE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE, 699 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,511 BUT...I--I JUST... 700 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:30,138 I CAN'T DO THIS. 701 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,808 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT I MET DOWN IN THE BAR. 702 00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:35,352 AND THAT THERE WAS A LITTLE... 703 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,646 SOMETHING BETWEEN US, BUT THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT. AND THAT'S FINE. 704 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:41,899 BUT I NOW HAVE TO GO TO TALK TO SOMEONE, SO YOU STAY HERE AND... 705 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,276 I'M REALLY SORRY. 706 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,371 SO YOU'RE SURE DAVID'S GONNA BE OK IN THERE ALL BY HIMSELF? 707 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,706 OH, YEAH. YEAH. HE SAID HE'D HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR, 708 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,123 THEN CALL IT A NIGHT. 709 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,334 GOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT JACK'S PROBLEM IS, 710 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,960 BUT I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS. 711 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:04,423 WELL, LUCKILY DAVID'S A VERY PATIENT MAN. 712 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,801 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST REALLY GLAD YOU CAME OUT TONIGHT. 713 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,345 I WAS WORRIED YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO. 714 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,055 YOU KNOW, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. 715 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,766 JUST 'CAUSE I DON'T DRINK DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T SOCIALIZE. 716 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,976 BUT YOU DON'T DATE. 717 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,645 NO. 718 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:22,858 YOU TOLD ME ONCE THAT I SHOULD CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT MYSELF, 719 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:26,152 AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO THE SAME THING. 720 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,206 JEN. 721 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:40,709 I CAN'T. 722 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,463 I'M SORRY, IT'S... 723 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,465 IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, I PROMISE. 724 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:50,051 YOU'RE... YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE GREAT. 725 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,262 I JUST REALLY CAN'T. 726 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,264 OK. 727 00:32:57,935 --> 00:32:59,436 I'M GONNA GET YOU A CAB HOME, OK? 728 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,646 OK. 729 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:12,407 YOU GONNA BE OK? 730 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,618 YEAH. I'M FINE. 731 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,870 NOTHING A LITTLE SLEEP AND REGRET WON'T CURE. 732 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,249 GOOD NIGHT. 733 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:41,436 I ONLY HAD A COUPLE OF PUFFS, I SWEAR. 734 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:42,604 I DON'T CARE IF YOU SMOKE. 735 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:44,815 WELL, THAT'S SHOCKING. 736 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:48,443 BECAUSE I THOUGHT FOR SURE THERE WAS SOME SORT OF LO-JACK SYSTEM ON ME, 737 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,821 AND ANYONE WITHIN A MILE RADIUS WAS GONNA CHASTISE ME 738 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,990 FOR PARTAKING IN ANY SORT OF SUBSTANCE. 739 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,825 YOU KNOW, I WONDER IF SUGAR'S OK 740 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,827 BECAUSE I HAVE SOME SWEET TARTS IN MY POCKET, 741 00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:59,412 AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO EAT THEM. 742 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,123 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PRETTY HARD ON YOU TONIGHT, HAVEN'T THEY? 743 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:05,919 YOU KNOW THE FUNNY THING IS THAT IT WAS ALL GREAT WHEN I WAS DRUNK. 744 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,921 THAT WAS A SUPER OLD TIME. 745 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:11,466 NOW I'M SOBER, AND EVERYTHING'S GONE TO HELL. 746 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,929 YOU KNOW, YOUR FRIENDS WERE JUST TRYING TO LET YOU KNOW THEY CARED. 747 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:18,264 MAYBE THEY DIDN'T GO ABOUT IT THE RIGHT WAY. 748 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,729 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A DRUNK, YOU KNOW. 749 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,899 GOD, WE'RE IN COLLEGE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 750 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,817 DOESN'T ANYONE JUST EVER HAVE A WEEK THAT SUCKS, 751 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,944 AND THEY WANT TO FORGET ABOUT IT? 752 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,320 DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER... 753 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:35,365 WHEN YOU...DRINK? 754 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,078 I FEEL NOTHING, WHICH IS IDEAL. 755 00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:41,538 HOW LONG YOU GONNA KEEP THAT UP FOR? 756 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,915 I DON'T KNOW. 757 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,292 I DON'T KNOW. 758 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,261 IF YOU WANNA TALK OR... 759 00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:59,556 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT WITH ME, REALLY. 760 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,516 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT. 761 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,937 IF I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE, I'D HAVE WALKED AWAY ALREADY. 762 00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:13,653 OK. 763 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,614 SO WE'LL SIT. 764 00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,827 I DON'T WANNA TALK FOR A WHILE. 765 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,522 YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS, RINALDI. 766 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,316 RICH! 767 00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,526 HEY, RINALDI! COME HERE. 768 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:56,029 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, WITTER? 769 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,615 MY PROBLEM IS THE LITTLE TRICK YOU JUST TRIED TO PLAY ON ME. 770 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,827 YOU'RE NOT MORALLY OPPOSED TO LADIES OF THE NIGHT, ARE YOU? 771 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,454 DUDE, WITTER STUFFED A WHORE! 772 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:07,206 ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T, KATZ, BUT YOU KEEP TALKING. 773 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,875 YOU WATCH HOW QUICKLY YOUR NIGHT ENDS. 774 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:10,209 YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO IT? 775 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,129 WHAT, YOU GOT A PROBLEM DOWN THERE, WITTER, 776 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,839 OR JUST HAVE TROUBLE TAKING OFF YOUR LITTLE DRESS? 777 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,174 IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU? 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, I'M NOT LAUGHING. 778 00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,385 TELL ME ABOUT IT. NO. IT WAS MY IDEA OF SHOWING YOU A GOOD TIME. 779 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,638 BELIEVE ME. SHE DIDN'T COME CHEAP. 780 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,975 I FORGOT THAT ABOUT YOU. IT ALL RELATES BACK TO MONEY. 781 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,643 YOU BUY YOUR FRIENDS, YOU BUY YOUR WOMEN, 782 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,812 YOU BUY WOMEN FOR YOUR FRIENDS. THAT WAY IT'S CLEAN, IT'S EASY. 783 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,814 NO EMOTION, RIGHT? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, RICH. 784 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,108 THE ONLY FAVOR I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME 785 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:34,818 IS TAKE ME OFF YOUR CHARITY LIST. 786 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,028 'CAUSE YOU'RE PATHETIC, MAN. 787 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,030 HONESTLY, MAN, I'M NOT GETTING IT. 788 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,824 A COUPLE OF SOLID HOURS WITH A REALLY HOT GIRL YOU NEVER HAVE TO CALL AGAIN, 789 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,492 AND WHAT, YOU PLAY TIDDLY WINKS? 790 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:46,163 I MUST BE REAL DUMB BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU OWE ME. 791 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,875 YOU'RE RIGHT. I DO. I ABSOLUTELY-- 792 00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:52,585 HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME?! 793 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,838 I'M PISSED! I'M REALLY PISSED AT YOUR MORAL OUTRAGE. 794 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,339 NO NEED TO GET VIOLENT. 795 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,426 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA REALIZE FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT'S NOT WORTH IT? 796 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,939 HEY, DAVID. 797 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:15,775 DAVID, I AM SO SORRY. 798 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:18,361 I--I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE STILL HERE. 799 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,946 WHAT, YOU WERE HOPING I'D BE GONE? 800 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,949 NO! NO. NO. OF COURSE NOT. I'M GLAD YOU STAYED. 801 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,202 I JUST KEPT MISSING MY WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY TO GET OUT OF THERE. 802 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,494 THAT MUST'VE BEEN ROUGH. 803 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:27,829 YEAH. 804 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,333 I'M NOT BEING TOO CONVINCING, AM I? 805 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:36,213 LOOK, JACK, I'M NOT SO NAIVE COMING INTO THIS 806 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,923 THAT I DIDN'T EXPECT THERE TO BE SOME BAGGAGE. 807 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:41,218 YOU CAN'T REALLY MOVE INTO A NEW RELATIONSHIP 808 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,971 UNTIL YOU KNOW THE OLD ONE ISN'T GONNA LURCH UP FROM THE DEAD ONE LAST TIME. 809 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:47,599 SO, DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. 810 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,602 I DID. I MEAN, I DIDN'T. I... 811 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,145 I DIDN'T HAVE TO. 812 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,313 YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPORT TO ME. 813 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:57,316 WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THE BAGGAGE. 814 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,985 IT'S JUST NOT... 815 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,820 BEFORE WE GOT INTO THIS, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE 816 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:03,031 THAT I WAS DONE REPEATING MY MISTAKES. 817 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,158 AND I AM. 818 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:07,493 THAT WORKS FOR ME. 819 00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:08,703 COOL. 820 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:09,913 YEAH. 821 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,539 COOL. 822 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,667 SO WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER STICKING AROUND HERE? 823 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,254 HEY, DON'T THINK I WAS WAITING FOR THE CONFUSED LIKES OF YOU. 824 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,006 I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME, 825 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,716 AND YOU MISSED A HELL OF AN ACT. 826 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,384 HUH. DID I? 827 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,553 YES. IT WAS ONE MAGICAL NIGHT YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK. 828 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:27,806 SO THIS ONE'S GONNA BE TOUGH TO TOP. 829 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,808 THAT'S AWFULLY PRESUMPTUOUS TO ASSUME WE'RE GOING OUT AGAIN. 830 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:33,145 OH, HA! I SEE HOW IT IS. I SEE HOW IT IS. 831 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,876 WOW! SO THIS IS HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES. 832 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,961 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 833 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:44,132 UH, YOUR LITTLE FRIEND LEFT HER WALLET AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT. 834 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:45,591 CAN'T IMAGINE HOW SHE FORGOT IT, 835 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,678 WITH THE DRUNKEN SPECTACLE AND THE VOMITING AND ALL. 836 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,929 THANKS. 837 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:50,930 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, JOEY. 838 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:58,855 LAST NIGHT I SAID A LOT OF THINGS I DIDN'T MEAN. 839 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,899 YEAH, WHAT THINGS? 840 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,650 MANY THINGS. 841 00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:09,991 IT COULD BE THAT I HAVE SOME UNRESOLVED ANGER TOWARDS SOCIETY 842 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:12,911 THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 843 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:14,913 THAT'S GOOD. 844 00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:18,499 YEAH, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THAT ONE A WHILE. 845 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:21,169 IT ALMOST RESEMBLED AN APOLOGY. 846 00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:26,258 WELL, YOU KNOW, I BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT. 847 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:27,633 WHAT'S IT? 848 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:28,301 THIS. 849 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,761 ME, YOU. 850 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,680 IT DIDN'T FEEL GOOD. 851 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:39,062 WHAT PART? 852 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,522 THE NOT PURSUING IT PART. 853 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,783 YOU KNOW, UH... 854 00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:59,999 THE PUSHING AWAY USUALLY COMES WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING TO PUSH AWAY FROM. 855 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:03,836 PLEASE, JOEY, I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN RESENT YOU, 856 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,172 IF YOU'LL ONLY GIVE ME THE CHANCE. 857 00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,843 WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS. 858 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,053 WHAT? 859 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:15,681 THIS. THIS...SAYING THINGS WE DON'T MEAN. 860 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,684 DANCING AROUND THE SUBJECT. I MEAN, DON'T YOU FIND IT MADDENING? 861 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:20,853 WELL, YEAH, BUT I MEANT THAT THING ABOUT THE RESENTMENT. 862 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:30,363 OK. ALL RIGHT, I GET WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 863 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:36,869 SO, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU SAID WHAT YOU MEANT? 864 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,835 I'D LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU. 865 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,671 AN ACTUAL DATE. 866 00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:51,384 WITHOUT THE OBSTACLES OF PRE-TEEN GIRLS AND DRUNKEN ROOMMATES. 867 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:55,221 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 868 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:02,437 WELL, I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU AND PROVE MYSELF WRONG. 869 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:07,066 ABOUT? 870 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:09,527 THINKING YOU REPRESENT EVERYTHING I HATE. 871 00:42:11,988 --> 00:42:16,575 I THINK YOU JUST MIGHT REPRESENT EVERYTHING I'M MISSING. 872 00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:25,251 HOO, OK, SO... IT'S A DATE. 873 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,763 SEE YOU LATER, JOEY.