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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,
PACEY AND AUDREY BROKE UP,
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BUT JOEY AND AUDREY
ARE FIGHTING.
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YES, MAJORLY.
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DAWSON, YOU'VE GOT
TO CALL MORE OFTEN.
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HOLD ON A SECOND, OK?
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A: THE GUY HAS OBVIOUSLY
BEEN REALLY BUSY, OK?
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AND B: I MEAN...
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SHE'S--SHE'S--
SHE'S EXAGGERATING,
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'CAUSE NOBODY'S BROKEN
ANY NAILS YET.
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IT'S MORE LIKE THEY'RE
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KEEPING THEIR DISTANCE
FROM EACH OTHER.
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THANK YOU.
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NO PROBLEM.
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YOU KNOW, I'M SURE THAT
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IF WE COULD GET THEM
IN THE SAME ROOM,
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THEY WOULD WORK
THINGS OUT JUST FINE.
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JOEY AND AUDREY?
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NO, PACEY AND AUDREY.
DUH.
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HERE WE GO.
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UH, NO--
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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WHAT ABOUT
YOU, LOVE?
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CAN I GET
YOU ANYTHING?
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UH, NO, THANKS.
I CAN'T STAY THAT LONG.
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OH.
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OH, YEAH,
LET ME GUESS. UH...
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SHE'S NOT WORKING TONIGHT,
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IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE ASKING.
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YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU STAY
AND HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?
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COME ON, DAWSON,
WE NEVER GET
TO SEE YOU ANYMORE.
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REALLY, I HAVE TO GO.
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DAWSON.
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I CAN'T, I SWEAR.
I GOT TO GET BACK.
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TODD THINKS I'M RUNNING
AN ERRAND RIGHT NOW,
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WHICH, TECHNICALLY...
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I AM.
WHAT IS THIS?
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IT'S A PRESENT.
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OH, YOU FEEL SO BAD
'CAUSE YOU DON'T CALL,
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YOU GOT TO GIVE
US PRESENTS.
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JUST OPEN IT.
IT'S NOT A GUILT OFFERING.
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I'D USE IT MYSELF
IF I COULD.
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OH, MY GOD!
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THESE ARE TICKETS
TO THE NO DOUBT CONCERT.
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DAWSON, THIS IS AMAZING.
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THERE'S LIKE
10 TICKETS IN HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE
THAT THIS IS OK?
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ABSOLUTELY.
TODD GOT THEM FOR FREE.
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I THINK HE KNOWS
THE BAND OR SOMETHING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UH--
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DON'T GIVE THE MAN
A CHANCE TO CHANGE
HIS MIND THERE, ALL RIGHT?
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ANYWAY, GO, ENJOY IT.
HAVE FUN.
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AND, UH, LET ME KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS ONCE YOU GET
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PACEY AND AUDREY
IN THE SAME PLACE
AT THE SAME TIME.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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THANKS, MAN.
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HEY.
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I'M SORRY.
I WAS JUST, UH--
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OH, DON'T APOLOGIZE.
UM...ARE THEY--
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YEAH, THEY'RE BACK THERE.
JACK AND JEN...
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OH, GOOD. I WAS HOPING
FOR SOME COMPANY.
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HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
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GREAT.
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REALLY GREAT.
I'VE BEEN BUSY.
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GREAT.
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HEARD YOU AND AUDREY
HAD A FIGHT.
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YEAH...
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THOSE THINGS HAPPEN,
I GUESS.
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PEOPLE FIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU.
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DAWSON, THEY'RE
YOUR FRIENDS, TOO.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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I JUST--I GOT TO GO.
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IT'S NICE SEEING YOU.
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YOU, TOO.
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NO DOUBT?
YEAH.
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LOOK, I KNOW IT'S
KIND OF A SCHLEP
TO WORCESTER,
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BUT THEY'RE TOTALLY
AMAZING LIVE,
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AND YOU DO
HAVE A CAR.
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WORCESTER?
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YEAH, IT'S ONLY LIKE
AN HOUR FROM HERE.
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
SO ON OUR DATE TONIGHT,
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YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE
YOU TO WORCESTER?
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CORRECT.
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AND WHEN WE GET THERE,
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ALL YOUR FRIENDS
WILL BE THERE.
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WELL,
NOT ALL OF THEM...
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OK, MOST.
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SO HOW IS THAT A DATE?
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WHAT MAKES IT A DATE
IS THAT I'M THERE...
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AND YOU'RE THERE.
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AND IF YOU PLAY
YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
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YOU MIGHT JUST GET
A KISS AT THE END
OF THE EVENING.
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A KISS?
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YEAH, THAT'S USUALLY
HOW THE WHOLE
FIRST-DATE THING
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TRADITIONALLY
SHAKES OUT.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU WALK ME
TO MY DOOR,
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YOU KISS ME,
YOU LEAVE.
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BUT I'VE ALREADY
GOTTEN A KISS.
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2, ACTUALLY.
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AND I DON'T KNOW
THAT I'M PREPARED
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TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY
TO WORCESTER FOR, WHAT?
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FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF SOME
MEASLY LITTLE GOOD-NIGHT KISS?
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THERE IS ANOTHER
OPTION ON OFFER
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FOR THE END
OF THE EVENING.
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YES?
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YOU WALK ME
TO MY DOOR,
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WE SHAKE HANDS,
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AND I REIMBURSE YOU
FOR GAS MONEY.
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NICE.
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SO ARE YOU IN OR OUT?
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I'M IN.
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Todd: IS IT JUST ME,
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OR, UH, IS THERE
SOMETHING WEIRD
ABOUT THIS DAY?
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UM, THE FACT THAT
WE FINISHED ALL OUR
DAY WORK BEFORE LUNCH,
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AND NOW WE'RE JUST
PAYING ALL THESE PEOPLE
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TO STAND AROUND DOING NOTHING
UNTIL THE SUN SETS?
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OH, THERE ISN'T
SOMEPLACE YOU'D
RATHER BE, IS THERE?
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NO, BUT LOOK AROUND.
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EVERYBODY'S EXHAUSTED,
INCLUDING YOURSELF.
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ALL THESE NIGHT SHOOTS
HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT UP
WITH US.
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OH, I SEE.
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SO YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD
GIVE UP 2 NIGHT EXTERIORS
I REALLY NEED
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SO THE CREW CAN KNOCK OFF
4 HOURS EARLY ON A FRIDAY?
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4 HOURS, 35 MINUTES,
WOULD BE EVEN BETTER.
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THERE'S A BLOODY POOL GOING?
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BIG ONE.
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THINK ABOUT IT.
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I MEAN, HONESTLY,
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YOU WRAP
EARLY TONIGHT,
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EVERYBODY COMES IN
MONDAY COMPLETELY
REFRESHED.
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EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOU?
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SURE.
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AND NATASHA?
SURE.
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I GET IT.
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SO ALL THIS
FRIEND-TO-THE-CREW STUFF
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WAS JUST AN EXCUSE
TO GET THE NIGHT OFF
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SO YOU COULD TAKE HER
TO THAT CONCERT?
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I'LL SPLIT
THE MONEY WITH YOU.
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(LAUGHS)
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NOT NECESSARY.
I ALREADY WON 500
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IN THE WHEN-WILL-
DAWSON-AND-NATASHA-START-
SHAGGING-AGAIN POOL.
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HERE.
WHAT ARE THESE?
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MY TICKETS.
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THEY'RE MUCH BETTER THAN
THE ONES I GAVE YOU.
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AND I THINK THERE'S SOME
BACKSTAGE PASS IN THERE, TOO.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?
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BETWEEN YOU AND ME?
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I'M OLD...
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AND TIRED,
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AND IF WE'RE GOING TO WRAP
4 HOURS AND 35 MINUTES EARLY,
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO HOME
AND GET SOME SLEEP.
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GO GET 'EM, TIGER.
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SO, YOU'RE COMING, RIGHT?
I MEAN, IF THE BAND CAN
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OVERCOME THEIR COMPLICATED
ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENTS
AND STILL BE FRIENDS,
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THE LEAST THAT WE CAN DO
IS ALL GET ALONG FOR ONE NIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, I AM
WILLING TO GRANT
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THAT THERE IS A CERTAIN
KARMIC APPROPRIATENESS
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TO SEEING ONE'S
EX-BOYFRIEND
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FOR THE FIRST TIME AT
A NO DOUBT CONCERT.
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YOU'RE BENDING.
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I'M NOT BENDING.
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OH, COME ON,
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
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EMPOWERED FEMALE.
INCREDIBLE FASHION SENSE.
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I SUPPOSE MOJO JOJO
WILL BE ATTENDING.
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OH, COME ON,
IF YOU CAN--
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IF YOU CAN BE WITH HER IN THAT
TINY LITTLE DORM ROOM OF YOURS,
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE
JUST FINE IN A CROWD
OF 14,000 STRANGERS.
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SO SHE'S BRINGING
THAT GUY, RIGHT?
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MM-HMM,
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BUT WE DON'T HAVE
TO SIT NEXT TO THEM.
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WE'RE USING THE GAYS
AS A BARRIER
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BETWEEN THE BREEDERS
AND THE BITTER, SINGLE GIRLS.
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SO, WHAT?
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ARE THEY, LIKE,
DATING NOW?
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LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU WANT THE GOSSIP
SO BAD IT'S KILLING YOU.
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I DON'T WANT THE GOSSIP.
I JUST...I DON'T KNOW--
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I WANT TO HEAR THAT
SHE HAS A PIMPLE OR SOMETHING.
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I WANT THERE TO BE
ONE TINY LITTLE CHINK
IN HER ARMOR OF PERFECTION.
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I MEAN, HAS THAT GIRL
EVER MADE A MISTAKE? EVER?
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YEAH, ACTUALLY,
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THE SAME ONE
THAT YOU DID.
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SHE DUMPED PACEY.
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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YOU KNOW, THE WAY
I ALWAYS HEARD IT,
HE DUMPED HER.
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OH, WHATEVER.
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WHO KNOWS? WHO CARES?
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HONESTLY,
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
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IS THAT THEY'RE
STILL FRIENDS...
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LIKE US.
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DO YOU MEAN THAT?
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YES, I DO.
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(SIGHS)
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SO YOU COMING?
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I'M COMING.
YAY!
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I'M SO GLAD.
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YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO REGRET THIS.
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WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT.
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OH, MY GOD.
I AM SO SORRY.
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HI. HI.
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HI.
HEY.
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I'M SORRY, I WAS JUST...
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NOT LOOKING
WHERE I WAS GOING.
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YEAH, YOU SEEMED
PRETTY EXCITED THERE.
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YEAH, WELL, WE'RE
ACTUALLY GOING TO
A NO DOUBT CONCERT TONIGHT.
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COOL.
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WELL, HAVE FUN.
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WELL, SEE 'YA.
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO PRETEND THAT NOTHING
HAPPENED BETWEEN US, AND...
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AND I ALSO DON'T
WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL
OUT OF THE...
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NOTHING THAT DID
HAPPEN BETWEEN US. UM...
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HERE, IF YOU WANT TO COME.
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YOU'RE GIVING ME
A TICKET TO THE NO DOUBT
CONCERT?
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YEAH, I MEAN,
JACK'S GOING, AND DAVID,
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AND ALL OF US, REALLY,
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SO IT'S--IT'S NOT LIKE A DATE.
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NO, I DIDN'T
THINK IT WAS.
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GREAT. GREAT.
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WELL, UM...
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LIKE I SAID,
COME IF YOU WANT.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M PICKING YOU UP
AT 7:00. NO BAILING, OK?
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SO, WERE YOU EVER GOING
TO CALL ME BACK?
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I THINK THAT THE ANSWER
TO THAT
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WOULD BE
FAIRLY OBVIOUS.
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YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING WRONG.
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NO, OF COURSE NOT.
WE WERE GREAT, YOU KNOW?
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AND WE'LL PROBABLY
WIN SOME SORT OF AWARD
FOR MORAL FORTITUDE
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AND THE PROPER USE
OF BIRTH CONTROL.
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I DON'T SEE WHAT
THE BIG DEAL IS HERE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S
MY GIRLFRIEND, OK?
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YEAH? WELL, NEITHER AM I.
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I'M JUST...
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I'M AN IDIOT.
233
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,651
OH, SO, WHAT?
234
00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,944
YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO PRETEND LIKE
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED?
235
00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,446
YES,
236
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,156
AND UNLESS YOU WANT
ME TO KILL YOU,
237
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,908
YOU WILL, TOO.
238
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,586
Man: TICKETS.
239
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,637
DISGUSTING, ISN'T IT?
240
00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,847
WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T KEEP
THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER?
241
00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,057
YEAH.
242
00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,600
JUST, UH, YEAH.
243
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,977
TICKETS.
244
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:03,978
TICKETS, PLEASE.
245
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,230
I HAVE THEM. I DO.
246
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,314
I MUST HAVE THEM.
247
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,857
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
248
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:08,858
NO. I WAS LEAVING,
249
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,570
I PUT THEM IN
MY COAT POCKET, AND...
250
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,864
I WORE MY OTHER COAT.
251
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,450
A FASHION TRAGEDY. NEXT.
252
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,452
CRAP!
TICKETS.
253
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,370
OK, BUT ARE YOU SURE
YOU DIDN'T LEAVE THEM
IN THE CAR OR SOMETHING?
254
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,955
YES, I'M POSITIVE.
THEY'RE...
255
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,123
THEY'RE IN MY OTHER COAT,
256
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,208
WHICH IS SITTING ON MY BED
BACK IN MY DORM ROOM.
257
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,626
WELL, DON'T PANIC
OR ANYTHING.
258
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,086
WE'LL JUST
GO BACK FOR THEM.
259
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,421
YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING
TO DRIVE MORE?
260
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,964
HEY, YOU'RE
PAYING FOR GAS.
261
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,841
NO, IT'LL TAKE US AN HOUR
JUST TO WALK BACK TO THE CAR.
262
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:34,968
SO?
263
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,010
SO WITH THAT,
PLUS TRAFFIC,
264
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,137
THEY'LL BE ON
THEIR THIRD ENCORE
265
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,179
BY THE TIME WE GET BACK.
266
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,347
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
267
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,099
YOU JUST WANT TO FORGET
ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING?
268
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,350
NO.
269
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,977
I DON'T KNOW.
270
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,854
LOOK, YOU REALLY WANT
TO GO TO THIS CONCERT,
DON'T YOU?
271
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,315
YES.
272
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,943
I'M A DORKY FAN, I ADMIT IT,
BUT I LOVE THIS BAND.
273
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,654
THEN WE'RE GOING.
274
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,490
EDDIE, IT'S GOING
TO TAKE US--
275
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,824
SILENCE...
276
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,326
BEFORE I COME
TO MY SENSES
AND CHANGE MY MIND.
277
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,535
COME ON.
278
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:14,174
ARE YOU GUYS
GOING OR WHAT?
279
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,343
SORRY. SO TACKY
WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T
KEEP THEIR HANDS
280
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,302
OFF EACH OTHER
IN PUBLIC.
281
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,428
SORRY.
TICKETS, PLEASE.
282
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:19,429
HERE YOU GO.
283
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,639
WRONG NIGHT, ROMEO.
284
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,140
EXCUSE ME?
THESE ARE FOR SATURDAY.
285
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,476
NO, THEY CAN'T BE.
THESE ARE--CRAP.
286
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,893
GOOD SEATS, TOO.
287
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,395
REALLY WOULD HAVE
IMPRESSED YOUR
GIRLFRIEND HERE.
288
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,189
NEXT!
289
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,148
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS.
290
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,650
THIS IS--I--
291
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,691
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
THAN TO TRUST TODD.
292
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:33,985
THE GUY PROBABLY THINKS
TODAY IS SATURDAY.
293
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,820
WE STILL HAVE
THE BACKSTAGE PASSES
THOUGH, DON'T WE?
294
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,779
YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T
GET IN WITH THOSE.
WE NEED THE TICKETS.
295
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,822
UH, HOLD ON.
296
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,115
HUMOR ME.
297
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,493
I HAVE SPECIAL SKILLS
IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
298
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,578
Jen: YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO REGRET THIS, I SWEAR.
299
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,704
YOU'RE HERE,
YOU'RE NOT IN A SUIT.
300
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:48,416
THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS VERY, VERY GOOD.
301
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,708
WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE?
302
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,252
THEY'RE AT
THE CONCESSION STAND.
303
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,506
JACK AND EMMA,
AND, UH...
304
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,424
THE GUY
AND THE GUY'S FRIEND.
305
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,551
YEAH, WELL,
HIS NAME IS DAVID,
306
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,468
WHICH YOU MIGHT
WANT TO REMEMBER.
307
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,220
I THINK
HE'S GOING TO STICK.
308
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,096
WHAT, YOU POSSES
THE PSYCHIC ABILITY
309
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,431
TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE
OF RELATIONSHIPS NOW?
310
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,850
YES, JUST NOT MY OWN.
311
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,060
AH.
312
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,436
SO WHERE ARE
THESE SEATS ANYWAY?
313
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,187
IS THAT WHERE
WE'RE GOING NOW?
314
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,188
YEAH.
315
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,648
THEY'RE--
316
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:12,773
THEY'RE THAT WAY.
317
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:15,235
I MEAN, THEY'RE IN THAT
GENERAL DIRECTION.
318
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,028
COOL.
OK, UM...
319
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,616
AND WHEN YOU GO IN THAT
GENERAL DIRECTION...
320
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,826
YES?
321
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,744
THERE'S--THERE'S GOING
TO BE SOMEBODY THERE
322
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,747
WHO WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU.
323
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:32,960
OH, COME ON.
324
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,629
YOU DID NOT
JUST DO THIS TO ME.
325
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,507
YEAH, WE DID,
BUT OUT OF LOVE.
326
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,176
TRUST ME, WHEN YOU
LOOK BACK ON THIS EVENT
IN A FEW YEARS,
327
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,760
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
VERY GRATEFUL,
328
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,055
BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE
DONE THE MATURE THING.
329
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,057
(SIGHS)
330
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,267
COME ON.
331
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,103
GO. YOU KNOW
YOU WANT TO.
332
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,915
EXCUSE ME.
333
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,376
SURPRISE.
334
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,044
HEY.
335
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,339
I DID CALL YOU, YOU KNOW.
336
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,966
I KNOW.
337
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,884
AT LEAST I FIGURED THAT
I SHOULDN'T TALK TO YOU
338
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,177
UNTIL I HATED YOU
A LITTLE LESS.
339
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,096
OH, WELL...
340
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,306
HOW'S THAT GOING FOR YOU?
341
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,724
IT'S GOING, YEAH.
342
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,809
THE PROBLEM IS NOW
I KIND OF HATE MYSELF,
BUT, UH...
343
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,940
AUDREY,
CAN WE GO TALK A WALK?
344
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,151
MAYBE TALK SOMEPLACE
THAT'S A LITTLE QUIETER
345
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,696
AND SLIGHTLY MORE PRIVATE
BEFORE ALL THE MADNESS STARTS?
346
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,156
(CHUCKLES)
347
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,865
YOU REALLY ARE
AN OLD MAN, AREN'T YOU?
348
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,535
SURE.
349
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,827
OK.
350
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,498
EXCUSE US.
351
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,831
LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU,
352
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,251
I'M NOT TRYING
TO SNEAK BACKSTAGE, OK?
353
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,337
I'M NOT SOME KIND OF
DERANGED FAN.
354
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,713
I JUST NEED TO TALK
TO SOMEONE WHO WORKS HERE.
355
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,048
IS IT ME?
NO, VERY FUNNY, THOUGH.
356
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,049
GOOD-BYE.
357
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,468
NO, I JUST NEED TO TALK
TO SOMEONE FOR--
358
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,058
JUST TO LET YOU
KNOW, WE CAN STOP
THIS AT ANY POINT.
359
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,393
BUT IT'S GOING SO WELL.
360
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,395
OH, I CAN SEE THAT.
361
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,938
LOOK, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO HARASS
SOME POOR GUY
362
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,398
JUST TO IMPRESS ME.
363
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,899
THIS WHOLE THING IS
MY FAULT, ANYWAY.
364
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:22,111
BELIEVE ME, IF THIS WORKS,
YOU WILL NOT BE IMPRESSED.
365
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,948
HEY, MORE PEOPLE.
THIS IS GOOD.
366
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,326
UH, THIS IS GOOD.
I'M GONNA GO ASK THEM--
367
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,994
OH, NO.
NO, YOU'RE NOT!
368
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,540
OK, THIS IS
TOTALLY GONNA WORK,
369
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,083
BUT YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME.
IT'LL WORK BETTER
370
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,877
IF YOU PRETEND YOU'RE LIKE
MY BROTHER OR SOMETHING.
371
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,546
YOU DID NOT
JUST DO THAT.
372
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,214
DO YOU WANT TO GET
INTO THIS THING OR NOT?
373
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,215
I'D BE PERFECTLY HAPPY
IF WE WENT RIGHT BACK
TO THE CAR--
374
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,884
HEY!
IT'S OUR NIGHT OFF.
WE'RE GOING.
375
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,394
HI.
376
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,478
NOT THAT I CARE--
377
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,188
SHH! HE'LL SEE US.
378
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,148
WHO?
379
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,115
THAT'S THE GUY
FROM THE MOVIE SET.
380
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,409
YES.
381
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,828
AND THE GUY
FROM THE MOVIE SET
382
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,329
IS THE FRIEND
WHO GAVE YOU THE TICKETS.
383
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,622
YEAH, KIND OF.
384
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,624
AND NOW WE'RE HIDING.
WHY?
385
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,836
I DON'T KNOW.
GUT INSTINCT.
386
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,380
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
387
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,591
COME ON.
JUST WAIT TILL--
388
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,593
NO, NO, COME ON,
COME ON!
389
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,014
YEAH, IF, UH...
390
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,351
THAT'S TONIGHT'S LIST,
WE SHOULD BE ON IT.
391
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:42,066
CARR, TODD CARR,
DAMAGE, INC.
392
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,860
BIG VIDEO DIRECTOR.
393
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,821
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
PROBABLY SPELLED
HIS NAME WITH A "K."
394
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,119
AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME
TO TELL YOU THIS, LADY,
395
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,829
IF YOU'RE NOT THE LIST,
YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST.
396
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,038
WELL, ISN'T THERE
SOME OTHER LIST?
397
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,206
NOT TONIGHT
THERE'S NOT.
398
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,291
OH, WELL, MAYBE
THEY MESSED UP
399
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,542
AND PUT US
ON TOMORROW'S LIST.
400
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,294
I MEAN, THAT COULD HAPPEN,
THAT'S POSSIBLE RIGHT?
401
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,420
I MEAN, WHY ELSE
WOULD WE HAVE
THESE BACKSTAGE PASSES?
402
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,337
NOT MY PROBLEM.
403
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,631
WELL--UGH!
404
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,340
CAN'T WE WORK
THIS OUT?
405
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,052
AFRAID NOT.
406
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,639
I DIDN'T KNOW
AUDREY WAS INVOLVED
WITH ANYBODY.
407
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,390
WELL,
THEY JUST BROKE UP,
408
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,559
WHICH IS WHY I THINK
SHE'S BEEN SO CRAZY
RECENTLY.
409
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,896
I THINK THAT
SHE'S JUST HAVING
A HARD TIME DEALING.
410
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,397
YEAH, THINGS LIKE
THAT CAN BE TOUGH.
411
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,649
YOU WANT ANYTHING?
NO, I'M FINE.
412
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,650
JUST ONE COKE,
THANKS.
413
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,983
YOU KNOW,
TO BE HONEST,
414
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:26,820
SHE SEEMED KIND OF
SINGLE TO ME.
415
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,781
WHY, CAUSE OF THAT
NIGHT AT THAT PARTY?
416
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,825
YEAH, THAT,
AND OTHER THINGS.
417
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,785
YOU KNOW, SHE JUST
GOT CONFUSED.
418
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,202
IT HAPPENS TO
THE BEST OF US.
419
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,996
YEAH, IT DOES.
420
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,836
YOU KNOW, FOR TWO PEOPLE
WHO AREN'T SEEING EACH OTHER,
421
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,922
WE END UP ALONE
AN AWFUL LOT OF THE TIME.
422
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,047
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN THINKING
423
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,675
MAYBE WE SHOULD
TALK ABOUT THAT.
424
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,093
NO, I DON'T--
I DON'T THINK THAT
THAT IS NECESSARY.
425
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,303
NO,
'CAUSE I FEEL BAD,
426
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,930
AND I DON'T WANT
TO END UP
FEELING WORSE.
427
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,765
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY,
YOU HAVE THE WRONG
IMPRESSION OF ME.
428
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,852
NO. NO, I MEAN,
THERE WAS NO ROOM
FOR AMBIGUITY
429
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,186
WHEN YOU REFUSED
TO KISS ME, SO--
430
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,647
OK, OK, HOLD ON.
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO THINK THAT I'M
431
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,773
PLAYING GAMES WITH
YOU OR SOMETHING.
432
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,023
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT?
433
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,193
NO, I'M NOT.
I'M ACTUALLY...
434
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,278
INTERESTED
IN SOMEBODY ELSE.
435
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,031
OH.
436
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,494
I SEE,
SO, ALL THAT STUFF
437
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,205
ABOUT NOT BEING
READY TO DATE...
438
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,915
JUST APPLIED TO ME.
439
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,249
NO, JEN,
I MEANT ALL THAT.
440
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,126
I DID. I'M NOT READY
TO BE SERIOUS
WITH SOMEBODY.
441
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,712
THIS OTHER GIRL...
442
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,756
KIND OF TOOK ME
BY SURPRISE.
443
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,299
IT JUST KIND OF
HAPPENED. I MEAN,
444
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,843
WE WERE AT THE WRONG
PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME,
THINGS ESCALATED.
445
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,302
DID YOU SLEEP
WITH THIS GIRL?
446
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,975
WOW, SO,
SLEEPING WITH PEOPLE
447
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,810
DOESN'T VIOLATE
YOUR MORAL CODE,
448
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,937
BUT DATING THEM DOES.
449
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,313
JEN, LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU--
450
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,774
NO, YOU HAVE.
REALLY WELL, TOO.
451
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,109
AND FOR
FUTURE REFERENCE,
452
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,570
WHEN THINGS ESCALATE
WITH A GIRL,
453
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,906
THAT GENERALLY MEANS
THAT SHE'S
INTERESTED IN YOU.
454
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,072
YEAH, EXCEPT
WHEN SHE'S KIND OF
MESSED UP,
455
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:56,075
ALREADY HAS
A BOYFRIEND.
456
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,995
JEN, I THINK
YOU'RE GREAT.
457
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,956
I THINK YOU'RE
A GREAT PERSON.
458
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,081
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
A VERY GOOD FRIEND
459
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,792
TO AUDREY,
TO EVERYBODY.
460
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,085
WHAT...
461
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,505
WHAT DOES AUDREY HAVE...
462
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:16,429
OH, MY GOD. IT WAS AUDREY.
463
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,138
YOU SLEPT WITH AUDREY.
464
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,641
IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK,
ALL RIGHT, SHE--
465
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,102
I MESSED UP.
466
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,947
SO, THANK YOU
467
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,114
FOR THE T-SHIRT.
468
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:38,952
WELL, IT IS
THE LEAST I CAN DO
469
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,120
FOR ACTING
LIKE A SWINE.
470
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,706
YOU WEREN'T A SWINE.
YOU WERE JUST...
471
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,750
A GUY.
472
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,293
I'D LIKE TO THINK
THAT I GET GRADED
473
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,502
ON A DIFFERENT CURVE
THAN THAT.
474
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,129
PERHAPS
THE HUMAN BEING ONE.
475
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,674
IT'S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
TO MAKE ME HAPPY, PACEY.
476
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,175
IT'S MINE.
477
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,303
WELL, LET'S BE HONEST.
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DOING
478
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,263
SUCH A BANG-UP JOB OF
THAT LATELY, AUDREY.
479
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,016
I MISS YOU, OK?
480
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,144
I MISS YOU, TOO.
481
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,356
AND HONESTLY,
I DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH MORE
482
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,068
OF THIS BEING DOWN
ON YOURSELF STUFF
I CAN TAKE.
483
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,779
YEAH, WELL, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
484
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,781
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE YOU FEEL
BETTER, AREN'T I?
485
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,158
BY FORCE,
IF NECESSARY.
486
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,828
AAH! PACEY,
NO ROUGH-HOUSING
IN PUBLIC!
487
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,412
WHO'S THE OLD MAN
NOW, HUH?
488
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,290
SERIOUSLY,
WE MIGHT BE LOST.
489
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,876
I THINK WE SHOULD'VE
LEFT LIKE A TRAIL
OF POPCORN OR SOMETHING.
490
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,962
WE CAN'T BE LOST.
IT'S AN ARENA.
491
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,505
SPEAKING OF,
THERE'S JEN. JEN!
492
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,548
JEN!
493
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,593
HEY. SO,
IS IT STARTING?
494
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,178
YEAH, ALMOST.
495
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,179
WELL, EXCELLENT.
LET'S GET IN THERE,
496
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,723
BECAUSE I PERSONALLY
DO NOT WANT TO MISS
497
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,977
A SINGLE SOLITARY
SECOND OF...
498
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,021
NO DOUBT.
IT'S ON THE T-SHIRT.
499
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,939
RIGHT.
NO DOUBT IT IS.
SO, LET'S GO.
500
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,067
YOU KNOW, WOULD YOU MIND
GOING IN AHEAD,
501
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,944
AND AUDREY AND I
ARE JUST GONNA
HAVE A LITTLE CHAT?
502
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:58,197
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
GIRL TIME. I'LL
SEE YOU IN THERE.
503
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,576
WHAT?
504
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,163
I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU
THAT I KNOW
505
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,206
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOU AND C.J.
506
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,170
JEN...
507
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,754
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
YOU LIKED HIM SO MUCH.
508
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,506
LIKE, I THOUGHT
THAT YOU DID, BUT I--
509
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,299
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
510
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,217
I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT I KNOW.
511
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,933
JEN, NO, SERIOUSLY, WAIT.
512
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,267
LET'S--LET'S DO
TALK ABOUT IT.
513
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,062
I DON'T KNOW, YELL AT ME,
DO SOMETHING, JUST--
514
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,064
I DESERVE IT.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
515
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,565
I'M SORRY.
IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
516
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,359
YEAH,
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
517
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,197
SO, THEN YELL AT ME.
518
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,157
I DON'T WANT TO
YELL AT YOU.
519
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,784
I DON'T
HAVE IT IN ME
TO YELL AT YOU.
520
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,369
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
HOLDING BACK LATELY
521
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,246
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY
HAD SOME SYMPATHY
FOR YOU.
522
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:52,001
I THOUGHT, "AUDREY--
SHE'S JUST CONFUSED.
523
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,545
SHE'S JUST MESSED
UP," BUT YOU'RE NOT.
524
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,880
YOU'RE JUST SAD.
525
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,104
(BAND PLAYING HELLA GOOD)
526
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,977
WOULDN'T NOW BE
A GOOD TIME TO ADMIT
THAT WE'RE LOST?
527
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,813
WE'RE NOT LOST.
528
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,899
EDDIE, WE SEEM
TO BE MOVING AWAY
FROM THE MUSIC.
529
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,235
OH, SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS YOU DON'T TRUST ME.
530
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,737
WELL, IS THERE
A REASON I SHOULD?
531
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,198
HAVE YOU DONE
ANYTHING
TO DEMONSTRATE
532
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,866
THAT YOU'RE
IN THE LEAST
TRUSTWORTHY?
533
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,827
WOW. TRUST ISSUES.
534
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:50,995
I GUESS WE ARE LEARNING
535
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,830
A FEW THINGS ABOUT
EACH OTHER TONIGHT, HUH?
536
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,623
YOU MEAN
YOU'RE LEARNING
THINGS ABOUT ME.
537
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,544
OK, WAIT HERE.
538
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,421
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT
LEAVING ME ALONE
IN THIS PLACE.
539
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,132
I'M PRETTY SURE
FREDDY KRUEGER'S
SECOND HOME
540
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,258
IS RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER.
541
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:08,054
2 SECONDS, OK?
2 SECONDS, I SWEAR.
542
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,974
I'M SORRY, JO,
BUT YOU'RE
JUST GONNA HAVE TO
543
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,475
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
544
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,228
FINE.
545
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,396
OK.
546
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,345
OK. WE'RE ALL SET.
547
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,098
SO YOU GONNA
TELL ME WHAT'S
GOING ON NOW?
548
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,766
OK, YOU KIDS
READY TO GO?
549
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,851
UH, YEAH.
550
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,188
JOEY, THIS IS MY DAD.
DAD, JOEY.
551
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,024
YEAH. IT'S--
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
552
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,151
YOU, TOO.
553
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:11,033
WHAT?
554
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,659
NOTHING.
555
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:19,375
SO HOW DOES THIS
WHOLE SCALPING THING
WORK EXACTLY?
556
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,918
I DON'T KNOW. I FIGURED
IF I STOOD HERE LONG ENOUGH
557
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,753
WITH $600 IN MY HAND,
SOMEBODY WOULD
COME UP TO US
558
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,671
AND MUTTER "TICKETS"
UNDER THEIR BREATH.
559
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:25,923
HEH!
560
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,050
WELL, I'M COLD.
561
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:31,511
WHERE'D YOU GET ALL
THAT CASH, ANYWAY?
562
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,222
WHAT, JUST BECAUSE
I'M A GLORIFIED P.A.,
563
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,765
YOU THINK I CAN'T AFFORD
TO TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND
564
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,100
TO TOWN EVERY
ONCE IN A WHILE?
565
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,852
OH, MY GOD.
YOU WON THE POOL,
DIDN'T YOU?
566
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,271
WELL...
567
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:43,149
NO, WAIT.
YOU FIXED THE POOL.
568
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:49,696
YOU'RE A LOT
CRAFTIER THAN PEOPLE
GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR.
569
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:50,864
YOU KNOW, I'M
STARTING TO THINK
570
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:51,949
YOU HAD
THE RIGHT IDEA
571
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:55,244
WHEN YOU SUGGESTED
BAILING
ON THIS EVENT.
572
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,996
ARE YOU MAKING ME
AN OFFER I CAN'T REFUSE,
573
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,872
OR ARE YOU JUST COLD?
574
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,791
UM, BOTH.
575
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,626
PLUS, DATING'S
FOR SHMUCKS,
576
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:05,129
AND WHAT WE'RE DOING
IS MUCH MORE FUN.
577
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,631
WHAT, SNEAKING AROUND
AT WORK?
578
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,092
I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED SNEAKING
AROUND AT WORK.
579
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,427
OH, I DO, BUT WE'RE
NOT FOOLING ANYBODY.
580
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:14,847
SURE WE ARE. WE'RE
FOOLING OURSELVES,
581
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,056
WHICH IS
WHAT MAKES IT ALL
582
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,352
SO INCREDIBLY
DANGEROUS.
583
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,520
AND SEXY.
584
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,523
AND FUN.
585
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,784
(HORSE NEIGHS)
586
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:41,665
OH, MY GOD,
IT'S BLACK BEAUTY.
587
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,042
HEY, BOY!
588
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,173
YOU KIDS HAVE ANY
REASON TO BE HERE,
589
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,090
OTHER THAN
THE OBVIOUS ONE?
590
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,300
Dawson: UH, NO, SIR.
591
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,843
WELL, YEAH,
ACTUALLY, WE DO.
592
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,303
WE THOUGHT WE HAD--
WELL, WE DID HAVE
TICKETS BUT--
593
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:55,762
BUT YOU SOLD THEM?
594
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,015
NO, WE DIDN'T--
WE DIDN'T SELL THEM.
595
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,641
IT TURNED--THEY WERE
FOR TOMORROW,
596
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,268
BUT WE GOT THE DATES
MESSED UP.
597
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,686
AND THAT EXPLAINS
WHY YOU'RE CARRYING
598
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,979
SUCH A LARGE AMOUNT
OF CASH ON YOU?
599
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,481
EXCUSE ME?
600
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,607
YOU HAVE SEVERAL
HUNDRED DOLLARS
THERE, SON.
601
00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,693
NO--YEAH, I DO,
BUT IT'S--
602
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,237
IT'S NOT FOR THAT,
IT'S FOR THE--
603
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,281
ME. IT'S FOR ME.
604
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,782
HE WAS TRYING
TO SHORT ME,
605
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,701
AND I TOLD HIM,
"NO WAY.
606
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,619
"NO WAY AM I GONNA
DO YOU IN THIS
PARKING LOT
607
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,539
FOR A PENNY LESS
THAN $600."
608
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,665
WHAT'S THIS, SOME KIND
OF GAME TO YOU, MISS?
609
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,792
NO, IT'S NOT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE--
610
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:29,338
LOOK, I CAN--
I CAN EXPLAIN THIS,
REALLY, I CAN.
611
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:32,590
AND YOU WILL
AT THE STATION.
612
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:35,010
I NEED A CHECK-BY
IN THE SOUTHWEST
CORNER, OVER.
613
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,303
YOU'RE ARRESTING US?
614
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,888
NO, I'M TAKING
YOU WITH ME.
615
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,891
IF SHE SAYS ONE MORE WORD,
I'M ARRESTING YOU.
616
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,188
COOL! LET'S GO.
617
00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,191
(CHILD-LIKE VOICE)
BYE, HORSEY!
618
00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:51,402
COME HERE.
619
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,967
(BAND PLAYING
UNDERNEATH IT ALL)
620
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,972
GO AWAY!
621
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:27,349
I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU.
622
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,476
WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
DON'T YOU GET THAT?
623
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,978
IT WAS A MISTAKE,
A GIGANTIC MISTAKE.
624
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,231
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND?
625
00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:35,691
JUST LEAVE HIM
OUT OF THIS, OK?
626
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:36,900
NO, COME HERE,
COME HERE.
627
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,151
C.J.
COME HERE.
628
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,613
C.J., STOP!
629
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,573
YEAH, WELL, HE'S
IN THIS, WHETHER
YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
630
00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:44,199
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE'S NOT!
631
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:46,118
HE HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
632
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,536
OK, AND THE REASON
YOU CAME HOME WITH
ME THE OTHER NIGHT
633
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:48,995
IS BECAUSE YOU'RE
SO OVERWHELMINGLY
HAPPY WITH HIM.
634
00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:51,457
UGH!
635
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,542
I'M SORRY. I'M NOT
TRYING TO MESS
WITH YOUR HEAD HERE.
636
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,335
I JUST--I LIKE YOU,
AUDREY,
637
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,962
AND YOU'RE
THE ONLY REASON
I CAME HERE TONIGHT.
638
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,089
WELL, THEN I GUESS
THAT WAS YOUR
FIRST MISTAKE.
639
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:01,007
I KNOW THINGS
ARE COMPLICATED,
640
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,426
BUT YOU GOTTA
UNDERSTAND
641
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,177
THAT I HAVEN'T FELT
LIKE TOWARD SOMEONE
IN A LONG TIME.
642
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,430
NO, IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME
SINCE YOU HAD SEX,
643
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:09,015
AND YOU'RE INCREDIBLY
GRATEFUL BECAUSE YOU'RE
INCREDIBLY MESSED UP,
644
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,101
WHICH SHOULD'VE BEEN
OBVIOUS FROM THE SECOND
JEN MET YOU,
645
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:13,437
BECAUSE GENERALLY,
PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO
HELPING OTHER PEOPLE
646
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,147
ARE ABOUT 10,000 TIMES
MORE MESSED UP
647
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,273
THAN THE PEOPLE
THEY'RE HELPING.
648
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,608
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE PROBABLY
RIGHT.
649
00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:19,610
BUT THAT DOESN'T
CHANGE THE FACT
THAT I LIKE YOU.
650
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,528
YOU HAVE GOT TO
STOP THIS.
651
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,863
I AM SURE THAT
UNDER THERE SOMEWHERE
652
00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:24,782
THERE IS A NICE GUY,
AND YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY
653
00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:26,742
JUST TRYING
TO HELP ME OUT,
654
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,910
BUT WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN US, IT'S JUST--
655
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,537
IT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD WORKS, OK?
656
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,164
PRETTY MUCH
ALL THE TIME,
GIRLS RUN AROUND
657
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,666
AND FEEL BAD
ABOUT THEMSELVES.
658
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:36,834
THEY'RE EITHER TOO WEAK
OR TOO STUPID TO GO HOME ALONE.
659
00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:39,212
SO, SOMETIMES GUYS
JUST WIN THE LOTTERY.
660
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:41,465
THAT'S IT. IT DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING.
661
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,860
HEY, YOU'VE BEEN
GONE A YEAR.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
662
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:04,321
NOTHING. I'M SORRY.
663
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,616
YOU GUYS--YOU GUYS
HAVING A PROBLEM OUT HERE?
664
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:09,743
NO. WE BARELY
KNOW EACH OTHER.
665
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,036
YEAH, RIGHT.
666
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,078
EXCUSE ME?
667
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,330
NOTHING. I JUST THINK
IF YOU TOOK CARE
668
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:14,665
OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
A LITTLE BIT BETTER--
669
00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,667
IF I DID WHAT?
670
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,877
NOTHING. HE SAID NOTHING.
GO AWAY, C.J.
671
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,045
YOU REALLY WANT ME
TO LEAVE YOU ALONE
WITH THIS GUY
672
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,213
THAT MAKES YOU
SO MISERABLE?
673
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,922
YES. NOW.
674
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:25,091
IS THIS A JOKE?
DID HE REALLY JUST
SAY THAT TO ME?
675
00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:27,052
C.J., PLEASE,
IF WHAT YOU SAID
WAS TRUE ABOUT ME,
676
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,304
ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT,
THEN YOU WILL JUST
LEAVE, WALK AWAY.
677
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,347
WAIT. WHAT ABOUT
THE OTHER NIGHT?
678
00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:32,098
AND IF I DON'T?
679
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:35,101
C.J., LEAVE, NOW!
680
00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:36,269
YOU REALLY THINK
YOU'RE GONNA BE
HAPPIER WITH HIM
681
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:38,230
THAN YOU OBVIOUSLY
WERE WITH ME?
682
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:51,785
YOU GUYS!
683
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,537
COME ON, BREAK IT UP,
BREAK IT UP.
684
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,664
COME ON,
BREAK IT UP.
685
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:19,020
(BAND PLAYING
MAGIC'S IN THE MAKEUP)
686
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:34,304
YOUR DAD SEEMS NICE.
687
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,683
HE SAID FOUR WORDS
TO YOU,
688
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,267
AND HE THINKS
YOUR NAME IS JOSIE.
689
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,477
I DON'T MIND.
690
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:44,189
HE IS...NICE.
691
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,732
YOU KNOW,
HE WORKS HARD,
692
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:46,859
PUTS FOOD
ON THE TABLE,
693
00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:49,026
DOESN'T CHEAT
ON MY MOM, SOLID,
694
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,863
STEADY,
ALWAYS AROUND.
695
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:53,156
SOUNDS MORE LIKE
THE SECOND COMING.
696
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,074
YEAH. YEAH, HE'S JUST
697
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,869
NOT TOO BIG ON
THE ENCOURAGEMENT FRONT.
698
00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:59,496
NOT REAL INTO
HIGHER EDUCATION.
699
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,666
AND THAT EXPLAINS
WHY YOU DIDN'T GO
TO COLLEGE.
700
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,083
OH, I WENT
TO COLLEGE.
701
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,251
YOU DID?
702
00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:08,630
YEAH. YEAH,
ONE SEMESTER.
DROPPED OUT.
703
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:12,009
THINGS HAVE TO
HAPPEN TO YOU
704
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:14,678
AT THE EXACT RIGHT
TIME IN YOUR LIFE,
705
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,429
OR THEY'RE
MEANINGLESS.
706
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,015
MEANINGLESS?
707
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:21,267
YEAH. LIKE THIS.
708
00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:22,769
LIKE RIGHT NOW.
709
00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,188
I MEAN, THIS COULD'VE
HAPPENED YESTERDAY
710
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:27,566
AND BEEN MEANINGLESS.
711
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,777
BUT IT'S NOT, IS IT?
712
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,995
NO, IT ISN'T.
713
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,639
YOU JUST HAD TO GET US
KICKED OUT, DIDN'T YOU?
714
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,515
COULDN'T POSSIBLY
HAVE WAITED TILL
AFTER THE ACOUSTICAL SET?
715
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,142
FEEL FREE
TO GO BACK ANY TIME,
716
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,226
BECAUSE
YOU'RE REALLY
NOT NEEDED HERE.
717
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,853
WELL, I DID FIGURE
I MIGHT DECREASE THE ODDS
718
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:49,355
OF ANOTHER ONE IN YOUR GROUP
EITHER HAVING SEX
719
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:50,774
OR POSSIBLY BEATING
EACH OTHER TO A PULP.
720
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:52,275
YOU DON'T THINK
I HAD THE RIGHT
TO PUNCH THAT GUY?
721
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,987
SHE'S NOT YOUR
GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE, MATE!
722
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,154
NOT THAT IT WOULD MAKE IT OK
EVEN IF SHE WERE.
723
00:35:57,154 --> 00:35:58,991
HE TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF HER!
724
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,325
HE SAW THAT SHE WAS
MESSED UP
725
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:01,910
AND HE PREYED ON HER,
726
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,912
WHICH IN MY BOOKS
MAKES HIM ONE NOTCH
BELOW POND SCUM.
727
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,122
RIGHT, RIGHT,
MUST BE THAT,
728
00:36:05,122 --> 00:36:06,581
BECAUSE WOMEN ARE
SUCH HELPLESS IDIOTS
729
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,083
THEY COULDN'T POSSIBLY
MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION
730
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,918
ABOUT WHO THEY SLEEP
WITH, COULD THEY?
731
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,336
I KNOW AUDREY.
THIS IS NOT HER.
732
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,672
I CANNOT BELIEVE
SHE WOULD SLEEP
WITH THAT GUY.
733
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,590
IS IT SO DIFFICULT
734
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,093
FOR YOU JUST TO ADMIT
THAT SHE HURT YOU?
735
00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,261
OR THAT YOU MIGHT FEEL
A LITTLE GUILTY
736
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,055
ABOUT THE WAY THINGS
ENDED, OR THAT POSSIBLY,
737
00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:24,599
DESPITE ALL YOUR
PROTESTATIONS TO THE CONTRARY,
738
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,310
THAT YOU STILL WANT TO
SAVE THIS GIRL?
739
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,106
OF COURSE,
IT'S DIFFICULT.
740
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,192
IT JUST IS.
741
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,115
WOULD YOU
QUIT SQUIRMING?
742
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,783
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M EVEN
TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
743
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,494
THIS IS BRINGING YOU
A GREAT DEAL OF
SATISFACTION, ISN'T IT?
744
00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:47,246
NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT.
745
00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:48,623
YOU'RE NOT THINKING
TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW
746
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:49,916
THAT I DESERVE THIS?
747
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:53,795
NO. YOU AND AUDREY
ARE BOTH ADULTS,
748
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,964
AND I AM NOT GONNA
SIT HERE AND APPLY
749
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,466
SOME RIDICULOUS
DOUBLE STANDARD
TO THE SITUATION,
750
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,219
JUST BECAUSE MY FEELINGS
GOT A LITTLE BIT HURT.
751
00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,431
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I WISH THAT HADN'T
HAPPENED.
752
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,225
YEAH, I KNOW.
753
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,813
YOU KNOW, ALL THAT STUFF
THAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING
754
00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:13,481
IS FINALLY STARTING
TO SINK IN,
755
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,026
ALL THAT STUFF THAT
YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME
ABOUT YOURSELF,
756
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:18,153
AND I GUESS
THAT IF IT'S TRUE,
757
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,822
THEN IT PROBABLY
REALLY SUCKS
TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW
758
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:24,241
BECAUSE NO MATTER
HOW NOMINALLY TOGETHER
759
00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:26,078
YOU THINK YOU ARE,
IF YOUR FONDEST DESIRE
760
00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:27,996
IS TO START HANGING OUT
WITH AUDREY,
761
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,373
THEN CHANCES ARE,
IT'S NOT GONNA
STAY THAT WAY.
762
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:32,250
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF I EVER GOT IT
INTO MY HEAD
763
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,212
TO DO WHAT YOU DO,
YOU KNOW,
TO HELP PEOPLE,
764
00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:36,713
I WOULD BE A HELL OF
A LOT BETTER AT IT
765
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:38,256
THAN YOU ARE.
766
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,096
SO YOU REALLY
DON'T MIND
TAKING AUDREY HOME?
767
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,514
WELL, SURE, I MIND,
768
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:49,017
BUT, YOU KNOW,
MY INNER DRAMA QUEEN
RESPECTS HER REFUSAL
769
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,476
TO COME OUT
OF THE BATHROOM
770
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:51,937
TILL JEN
AND PACEY LEAVE.
771
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,605
HEH HEH HEH!
THANKS, MAN.
772
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,398
I JUST DON'T WANT TO
DITCH JEN, YOU KNOW.
773
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,400
I MEAN, I DON'T
THINK THIS EVENING
TURNED OUT
774
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,777
QUITE THE WAY
SHE PLANNED.
775
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,863
HMM. YEAH.
I KNOW THE FEELING.
776
00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:04,532
SO, WE'RE, UH,
NOT DOING TOO WELL
AT THIS, ARE WE?
777
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,743
WELL, THE HANGING OUT
HAS BEEN GOOD.
778
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,912
BUT THE DATING?
779
00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,122
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY
780
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:11,748
THAT WHEN TWO GAY GUYS
GO ON A DATE,
781
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,959
AND EACH ENDS UP
GOING HOME
WITH A HOT BLOND GIRL,
782
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,043
SOMETHING'S DEFINITELY
NOT WORKING.
783
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,377
YEAH.
784
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,755
QUICK, MAKE A BREAK
FOR IT BEFORE HE COMES!
785
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:23,135
I CAN'T--YOU ARE
786
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:23,135
STILL NOT TAKING
THIS SERIOUSLY.
787
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:26,054
WE DIDN'T GET ARRESTED.
THEY JUST GAVE US
A WARNING.
788
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,472
THEY GAVE US
ONE PHONE CALL.
789
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:31,517
OHH! THEY WERE
HAVING FUN, LIKE US.
790
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:34,271
OH, COME ON!
THIS ENTIRE EVENING
HAS BEEN FUN,
791
00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:38,275
FROM START TO FINISH,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
792
00:38:38,275 --> 00:38:40,652
YES,
THIS HAS BEEN FUN.
793
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,862
I'M STARTING
TO THINK YOU MIGHT
BE INSANE, BUT--
794
00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:45,282
BUT WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T
EVER GONE OUT WITH
AN INSANE PERSON BEFORE?
795
00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:48,701
NO, I HAVE, JUST...
NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
796
00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:50,495
MMM.
797
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:56,793
OK, SHAGWITS,
TO THE CAR!
798
00:38:56,793 --> 00:39:00,505
LET'S GO!
CHOP, BLOODY CHOP!
799
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:03,133
OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO THROW
COLD WATER ON YOU BOTH?
800
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:05,510
Dawson:
I THINK HE'S MAD.
801
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,678
REAL MAD.
802
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,555
FOR THE RECORD,
803
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:11,599
NEVER LET IT BE SAID
804
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,476
THAT TODD CARR IS A MAN
WHO'S NOT IN LOVE
805
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,520
WITH BEING IN LOVE.
806
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,064
I THINK BOTH MY MOVIES
AND MY LIFE
807
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:21,567
REFLECT MY DEEP
AND ABIDING COMMITMENT
808
00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:23,820
TO GETTING TWO GOOD-LOOKING
YOUNG PEOPLE TOGETHER
809
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,655
AND HAVING A BIT OF FUN
NOW AND AGAIN.
810
00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,157
HOWEVER...
811
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:32,495
AS LEERY HERE
BLOODY WELL KNOWS...
812
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:35,040
YOU'RE ALSO A MAN
WHO'S IN LOVE
WITH SLEEP.
813
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:40,503
TO THE CAR. NOW.
814
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,549
(SUPPRESSING LAUGHTER)
815
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,301
(IMITATING TODD)
TO THE CAR.
816
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,178
HEH HEH HEH!
817
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,809
SO...THIS IS IT?
818
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:58,604
YEAH.
819
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,691
END OF THE NIGHT.
820
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,693
YEAH.
821
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:06,029
HEH HEH.
822
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:17,790
HEH HEH!
823
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:23,421
SO YOU NEVER
DID TELL ME
WHAT YOURS IS LIKE.
824
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,174
MY DAD?
825
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,260
YEAH.
826
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:30,136
WELL, COME ON.
I SHOWED YOU MINE.
827
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,430
MMPH. LET'S JUST
828
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,849
CALL HIM THE OPPOSITE
AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
829
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,309
OPPOSITE.
830
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:40,605
AS IN NOT SOLID,
NOT HARD-WORKING.
831
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:43,942
UM...
832
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,944
HE'S A BIG FAN OF
CHEATING ON MY MOM.
833
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,780
UM, HE'S DEFINITELY
NOT THE TYPE
834
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,865
TO DO SOME BACK-BREAKING
JOB FOR 25 YEARS
835
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,617
WHEN THERE'S EASY MONEY
TO BE MADE
836
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:54,953
IN THE LESS LAW-ABIDING
SECTORS OF THE ECONOMY.
837
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,496
YOU MAKE HIM SOUND
LIKE A CRIMINAL.
838
00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:00,208
WELL, THAT'S WHAT
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEYS
CALL HIM.
839
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,668
HMPH. I STILL
THINK OF HIM AS DAD.
840
00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:04,337
WOW.
841
00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:08,841
WELL, YOU KNOW,
HE MUST'VE DONE
SOMETHING RIGHT.
842
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:13,263
WHY? 'CAUSE I TURNED OUT
SO WELL?
843
00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:14,680
WHAT, YOU THINK
BEING ENTOMBED
844
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,683
IN THESE HALLOWED
HALLS EQUALS
TURNING OUT WELL?
845
00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:20,686
WELL, IT'S A START,
ISN'T IT?
846
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:23,940
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO
MORE WORK ON YOU
THAN I THOUGHT.
847
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,443
YOU THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THESE HALLOWED HALLS?
848
00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:28,611
NO. NOT IF YOU'RE HERE
FOR THE RIGHT REASON.
849
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:33,199
WELL, MY DAD...
850
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,451
WHEN HE ACTUALLY
WAS AROUND
851
00:41:34,451 --> 00:41:37,412
WAS VERY GOOD ON
THE ENCOURAGEMENT PART
852
00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:40,081
IN THAT "DREAM-BIG,
LITTLE-GIRL,
853
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:42,708
YOU-CAN-BE-ANYTHING
YOU-WANT-TO-BE"
SORT OF WAY.
854
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,669
I SEE.
855
00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:50,342
AND WHAT IS IT
YOU WANT TO BE,
LITTLE GIRL?
856
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:53,261
HMPH!
857
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,221
I DON'T KNOW.
858
00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,517
GUESS I'M
A WORK IN PROGRESS.
859
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,549
GOOD NIGHT.