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Joey: ONCE UPON A TIME
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IN A GALAXY NOT ENTIRELY
UNLIKE OUR OWN,
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THERE WAS A GIRL.
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THERE WAS
NOTHING EXTRAORDINARY
ABOUT THIS GIRL.
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SHE WAS
BY HER OWN ESTIMATION
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A RELATIVELY SIMPLE SORT,
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YET SHE WAS CURSED.
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FOR AS LONG
AS SHE COULD REMEMBER,
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HER ROMANTIC LIFE HAD BEEN
SOMETHING OF A DISASTER.
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BOYS EITHER FELL TOO HARD,
TOO FAST, OR NOT AT ALL.
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SHE HAD LONG SINCE
GIVEN UP ON THE NOTION
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OF A FUNCTIONAL
RELATIONSHIP,
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WHICH IS WHY, IN THE WINTER
OF HER 19th YEAR,
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SHE WAS SURPRISED
TO FIND HERSELF
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IN THE COMPANY OF A BOY
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WHO MADE HER FEEL AS IF
THE CURSE HAD BEEN LIFTED...
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IF ONLY TEMPORARILY.
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HEH HEH HEH!
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SO...CHOCOLATE
OR VANILLA?
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CHOCOLATE.
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CAKE OR PIE?
PIE.
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COKE OR PEPSI?
COKE.
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CHRISTMAS
OR HALLOWEEN?
HALLOWEEN.
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THAT SETTLES IT.
WE HAVE NOTHING
IN COMMON.
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WELL, THE SEX IS GOOD.
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PLEASE,
I HAD BETTER SEX
IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
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OK. ARE WE DONE WITH
THIS MONTH'S COSMO
COMPATIBILITY TEST?
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CAN WE JUST GET ON
WITH OUR LIVES?
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MMM! NOT SO FAST.
I HAVE ONE MORE
QUESTION.
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OK, SHOOT.
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CHRISTMAS IN BOSTON
IN YOUR SQUALID
LITTLE APARTMENT
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OR CHRISTMAS
IN CAPESIDE
WITH YOURS TRULY?
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HEH HEH.
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I JUST SAID THAT
OUT LOUD, DIDN'T I?
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YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
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WOW. I JUST CROSSED
A LINE INTO THAT WORLD
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WHERE GIRLS PRESSURE
THEIR BOYFRIENDS
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INTO DOING STUFF
WITH THEM, AND THEN--
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I JUST REFERRED TO YOU
AS MY BOYFRIEND.
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I'M A MESS. I APOLOGIZE.
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APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
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YOU KNOW...
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ACTUALLY...
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EDDIE, I TAKE THAT BACK.
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I WANT YOU TO MEET
MY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY.
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I WANT YOU
TO HELP ME CONVINCE
MY RETARDED SISTER
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THAT WE SHOULD
BUCK TRADITION
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AND THROW OUT OUR STUPID
FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE
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AND GET A REAL ONE
FOR A CHANGE.
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IS--IS THAT WRONG?
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OK. FIRST OF ALL,
I HAVE A DYSFUNCTIONAL
FAMILY ALL MY OWN,
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SO I WON'T BE CELEBRATING
WITH A TV DINNER
UNDER A BARE BULB,
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IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
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AND SECOND--
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I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA
AT THIS JUNCTURE.
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WHAT JUNCTURE IS THAT?
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WELL, THE JUNCTURE
OF TOO MUCH AND TOO SOON.
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WE'RE EVEN, THEN.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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(GIGGLES) IT MEANS
THAT CLEARLY
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I'M A TYPICAL GIRL
AND, BASED ON
WHAT YOU JUST SAID,
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YOU'RE VERY MUCH
A TYPICAL GUY.
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HEY, YOU KNOW,
MEETING THE FAMILY'S
A HUGE DEAL,
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ESPECIALLY
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
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I MEAN, I'D PROBABLY
HAVE TO PUT ON
SOME KIND OF A SWEATER.
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YOU KNOW,
LIKE A HOLIDAY SWEATER.
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AND I GOTTA TELL YOU,
I HATE SWEATERS.
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I LOOK STUPID
IN SWEATERS.
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I BET YOU LOOK
VERY NICE IN SWEATERS.
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ALL RIGHT, PENCIL ME
FOR PRESIDENT'S WEEKEND.
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I'LL BE THERE.
I PROMISE.
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FINE.
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BUT DON'T THINK WE'RE
EVER HAVING SEX AGAIN.
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HEH HEH HEH!
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WHAT?
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WHAT A TYPICAL GIRL,
USING SEX AS A WEAPON.
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SHUT UP.
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YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.
HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT?
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SUCKING UP
WILL GET YOU NOWHERE.
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ALLOW ME TO COUNT THE WAYS
IN WHICH I SUCK.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I MISSED MY FLIGHT,
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WHICH, TO THE BEST
OF MY KNOWLEDGE,
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ONLY HAPPENS
IN THE MOVIES,
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BUT APPARENTLY NOT.
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APPARENTLY, IT CAN HAPPEN
IN REAL LIFE, TOO,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU
SPEND TOO MUCH TIME
IN THE AIRPORT BAR
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LETTING CREEPY
WILLY LOMAN TYPES
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BUY YOU DRINKS.
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ISN'T IT A LITTLE EARLY TO BE
KNOCKING 'EM BACK, AUDREY?
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EVEN FOR YOU?
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DRINKING DOESN'T COUNT
ON DAYS WHEN YOU FLY.
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YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS
HAVE TO GET SAUCED
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TO FLY THE FRIENDLY
SKIES, YOU KNOW.
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IT HELPS KEEP THE VOICES
DOWN IN MY HEAD
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THAT TELL ME
I'M SECONDS AWAY
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FROM PLUMMETING
TO MY DEATH.
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I DON'T KNOW, AUDREY.
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
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YOU MIGHT BE SPENDING
THE NEXT SEMESTER IN REHAB.
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NO, REHAB, REHAB IS
FOR QUITTERS.
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OK, SO WHAT'S
THE PLAN?
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WELL, I COULDN'T GET ANOTHER
FLIGHT OUT UNTIL TOMORROW.
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CHRISTMAS ON A PLANE.
WHOO, MAMA.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU
COME HOME WITH ME?
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NO. REALLY, I CAN'T.
I'LL BE FINE.
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AUDREY,
I'M NOT LETTING YOU
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SPEND THE MAJORITY
OF CHRISTMAS DAY
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DRUNK ON AN AIRPLANE
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WITH A MOTLEY ASSORTMENT
OF SAD TRAVELERS.
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TO TELL THE TRUTH,
IT SOUNDS WAY BETTER
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THAN INTRUDING ON
SOMEONE ELSE'S HOLIDAY.
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LOOK, YOU WOULDN'T
BE INTRUDING
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ON ANYONE'S HOLIDAY.
TRUST ME.
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DAWSON'S MOM IS INVITING
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EVERYONE
TO CHRISTMAS DINNER,
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WHICH...SOUNDS LIKE
A RECIPE FOR DISASTER,
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BUT AT LEAST
WE'LL ALL BE TOGETHER.
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I DON'T KNOW, JOEY.
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OK, IT SEEMS LIKE
THE ONLY THING
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THAT I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED
THIS SEMESTER
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IS ALIENATING EVERYONE.
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YOU KNOW, AND NOW,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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I'M YOUR FRIGGIN'
CHRISTMAS CHARITY CASE.
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AND LET'S NOT
FORGET THE FACT
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THAT I'VE ALREADY DONE
THE CAPESIDE THING,
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AND QUITE FRANKLY,
IT WAS A STULTIFYING BORE.
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WELL, YOU'RE PREACHING
TO THE CHOIR ON THAT ONE,
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BUT YOU'RE
STILL COMING WITH ME.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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MY FATHER'S
GONNA BE THERE.
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CAN I ASK HIM
ABOUT PRISON?
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IF YOU WANT.
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ALL RIGHT,
YOU TALKED ME INTO IT.
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IT'LL BE FUN, I PROMISE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BETTER BE.
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I'LL BE BACK.
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PACEY, IS THAT YOU?
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOUGIE.
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YEAH,
RIGHT BACK AT YA.
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NOW, IF YOU WOULDN'T
MIND, COULD YOU TELL ME
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WHAT YOU DID
WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER?
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I MURDERED THAT PUNK.
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STUFFED HIS BODY
INTO A DUMPSTER
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BEHIND THE RED LOBSTER
IN CENTERVILLE.
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YEAH, GOOD TO KNOW.
WELL, YOU LOOK, UH...
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HIP, HANDSOME, HETERO?
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I WAS GONNA
SLICK, SLEAZY,
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AND SMARMY,
BUT SURE.
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OK. YOUR SEXUALITY,
ON THE OTHER HAND,
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IS JUST AS DUBIOUS
AS EVER.
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GOOD TO SEE THAT SOME THINGS
NEVER CHANGE, DOUG.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE MUSTANG?
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IT MADE FOR A MOST
EXCELLENT TRADE-IN.
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AND, UH, YOU THINK
YOU CAN GIVE ME A HAND
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WITH ALL THIS STUFF?
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JEEZ, PACEY!
DON'T TELL ME
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SOMEBODY ACTUALLY
HAD THE POOR SENSE
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TO GIVE YOU
A CREDIT CARD?
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WELL, YOU SEEM
TO FORGET, MAN,
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I ACTUALLY WORK
FOR A LIVING.
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OH, RIGHT. SO YOU
FINALLY BAILED
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ON THE COOKING THING
AND GOT YOURSELF
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A NICE LITTLE CRACK
COCAINE FRANCHISE.
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IF ONLY IT
WERE THAT GLAMOROUS.
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NO, I'M A WORKING STIFF
MUCH LIKE YOURSELF.
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EXCEPT FOR THAT
WHEN YOU GO HOME AT NIGHT
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AND YOU HAVE THE NICE WARM
SATISFACTION OF KNOWING
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YOU'VE MADE THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE,
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I JUST HAVE A BIG, FAT
STINKING WAD OF CASH.
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AIN'T LIFE GRAND?
HA HA HA!
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WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
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MUST YOU QUESTION
MY EVERY IMPULSE,
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MY EVERY ROMANTIC WHIM?
IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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IT WAS SIMPLY
A THANK YOU.
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FOR WHAT?
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OH, FOR TAKING ME
DEEP IN THE HEARTLAND
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FOR AN OLD-SCHOOL
AMERICAN CHRISTMAS,
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FOR INTRODUCING ME
TO YOUR MOTHER,
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WHO I MUST SAY
IS QUITE A TRIP,
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AND FOR JUST BEING YOU.
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I'S A LUCKY GIRL,
DAWSON.
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DID MY MOM EVER STOP
GRILLING YOU?
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NOT SO MUCH, NO.
I THINK SHE'S CURIOUS
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ABOUT MY INTENTIONS.
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WHAT'D YOU TELL HER?
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WELL, I SAID,
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ASIDE FROM BANGING IN
THE NEW YEAR
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WITH HER
ONE AND ONLY SON,
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I DIDN'T MUCH KNOW
OR CARE.
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NICELY PUT.
MM-HMM.
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HEH!
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DO YOU THINK SHE'S SAFE
IN THERE WITH TODD?
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OH, I DON'T THINK
ANYONE'S SAFE
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FROM A DRUNK
AND HORNY TODD.
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I'LL GO PRY THEM
APART.
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THANK YOU.
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AH, WELL, THAT NATASHA
IS A TRIP.
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THAT'S, UH, ONE WAY
OF PUTTING IT.
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SO, UH, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU TWO?
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WHATEVER DO YOU
MEAN, MOTHER?
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WELL, IS IT SERIOUS?
IS SHE LIKE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
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OR IS THIS SOME KIND
OF CASUAL SEX THING?
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OK, FIRST OF ALL,
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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THAT'S--SECOND,
I HAVE NO IDEA.
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I DON'T KNOW. I'M
IN A RELATIONSHIP,
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AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE IT'S HEADED
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OR HOW TO DEFINE IT.
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HMM. AND
THAT'S OK WITH YOU?
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I DON'T REALLY
HAVE A CHOICE
IN THE MATTER.
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IT'S JUST...
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WHAT, THE WAY THEY DO
THINGS IN CALIFORNIA?
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UH, YEAH, APPARENTLY.
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HMPH. WELL,
IF SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME
THE DAY WOULD COME
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00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,963
WHEN MY SON
WOULD BE BRINGING HOME
HIS MOVIE STAR GIRLFRIEND
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AND SOME BIG-TIME
DIRECTOR FOR CHRISTMAS,
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I WOULD'VE
LAUGHED IN THEIR FACE.
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YEAH, ME TOO,
PROBABLY.
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00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,722
YOU KNOW WHO'D GET A KICK
OUT OF THIS, DON'T YOU?
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YOUR FATHER.
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YEAH.
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GOD, HE'D
HAVE LOVED IT.
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ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK
HE'D ENJOY
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WATCHING YOUR BOSS
HIT ON ME.
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Todd: NOW SNAG YOUR EGG NOG...
226
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,192
ME MUM'S FAVORITE RECIPE.
227
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,986
HERE, GET SOME OF THAT
DOWN YA.
228
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,660
BLOODY HELL, LEERY,
DIDN'T I TEACH YOU
229
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,704
HOW TO DRINK BETTER
THAN THAT?
230
00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,332
UH, WELL,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
231
00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,875
I HAVE TO GO CHECK
ON OUR DINNER.
232
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,126
DO YOU NEED ANY HELP,
MRS. LEERY?
233
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,794
UH, NO, BUT YOU
COULD KEEP ME COMPANY,
234
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,922
AND YOU CAN TELL ME
ALL ABOUT WORKING
WITH MAX WINTER.
235
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,799
IS HE LIKE BEAUTIFUL
IN PERSON OR...
236
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:52,926
Todd: SPEAKING OF
ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL,
237
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,803
YOUR MOM'S QUITE
A HANDSOME WOMAN, LEERY.
238
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,638
DO YOU MIND
IF I HAVE A GO AT HER?
239
00:09:58,973 --> 00:09:59,974
WHAT?
240
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:10,277
♪
241
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,640
AUNTIE JOEY, AUNTIE JOEY,
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
242
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,934
Joey:
UNH. ALEXANDER.
243
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,478
HONEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE EXCITED AND ALL,
244
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,854
BUT IT'S WAY TOO EARLY
TO OPEN GIFTS.
245
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,231
NOOOO.
246
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,151
OH, BE NICE
TO AUNTIE JOEY.
247
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,819
SHE'S VERY TIRED.
248
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,821
HER CRAZY FRIEND AUDREY
KEPT HER UP ALL NIGHT.
249
00:10:56,114 --> 00:11:00,160
GRANDPA, PRESENTS! COME ON
EVERYBODY..
250
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,245
JOEY.
251
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:05,665
I KNOW. COMING.
252
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:06,833
WHAT DOES A GIRL
HAVE TO DO
253
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,793
TO GET SOME SLEEP
AROUND HERE?
254
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,170
WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS,
TO YOU, TOO, SWEETHEART.
255
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,631
OH, SORRY, DAD.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
256
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,675
WELL, I GUESS WE
SHOULD GET TO IT, THEN.
257
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,220
HELL HATH NO FURY
LIKE A 4-YEAR-OLD
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.
258
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,931
NOT SO FAST.
THERE'S SOMEONE WAITING
FOR YOU AT THE DOOR.
259
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,099
WELL, WHO IS IT?
260
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,767
I DON'T KNOW.
IF I WERE YOU,
261
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,144
I WOULDN'T KEEP HIM
WAITING MUCH LONGER.
262
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,395
HE LOOKS
A LITTLE NERVOUS.
263
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,022
(SIGHS)
264
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,407
NOBODY LIKES YOU.
265
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,450
YOU ARE A LOSER.
266
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,411
AND DON'T FORGET IT.
267
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,459
HEY! WHERE'S
TONY AND MARIA?
268
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,127
Mike:
OUT ON THE PORCH.
269
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,673
OHH. DITCHED
FOR THE BOYFRIEND
YET AGAIN.
270
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,843
WHAT DO WE KNOW
ABOUT THIS GUY, AUDREY?
271
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,846
HMM. CHIP
ON HIS SHOULDER,
BLUE ON HIS COLLAR.
272
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,558
I DON'T KNOW.
JOEY SEEMS
TO LIKE HIM.
273
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,142
IS IT SERIOUS?
274
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,604
OH, WELL,
LIKE A HEART ATTACK,
275
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,272
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
276
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,274
EDDIE SEEMS TO BE
ABLE TO INCORPORATE
277
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,901
ALL THE BEST
ELEMENTS OF PACEY
AND DAWSON,
278
00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,488
SO IT'S
LIKE THE T-1000
OF LOVE INTERESTS.
279
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,615
INTERESTING.
280
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,658
QUID PRO QUO,
MR. POTTER.
281
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,867
WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT PRISON?
282
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,828
I WAS RIGHT,
YOU KNOW.
283
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,955
ABOUT WHAT?
284
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,831
YOU DO LOOK VERY
NICE IN A SWEATER.
285
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,792
YEAH, WELL,
I STILL HATE 'EM.
286
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,298
SO WHAT MADE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
287
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:22,636
I MISSED YOU.
288
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:28,600
WELL,
YOU CAN GO NOW.
289
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,768
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU
TO BE AT THE CRITICAL
JUNCTURE
290
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,978
OF TOO MUCH TOO SOON
FOR TOO LONG.
291
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,688
OH, SHUT UP.
COME HERE.
292
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,655
AHEM.
293
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,952
HEH HEH HEH.
294
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,663
HI, DAD.
295
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:52,666
HI, YOUR SISTER
NEEDS SOME HELP
IN THE KITCHEN.
296
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,334
I THOUGHT THAT'S
WHAT BODIE WAS FOR.
297
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,294
OH.
298
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,798
ARE YOU GONNA
BE OK OUT HERE?
299
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,883
WELL, AS LONG AS
YOUR FATHER PROMISES
TO GO EASY ON ME.
300
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,595
I'LL BE GENTLE,
I PROMISE.
301
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,097
I'M OK.
302
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,057
OK.
303
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,563
AHEM. IT'S BEAUTIFUL
OUT HERE, HUH?
304
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,399
YEAH, IT IS.
305
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,151
SO, UH, TELL ME
ABOUT YOURSELF, EDDIE.
306
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,696
SURE. WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO KNOW?
307
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,739
UH...
308
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,157
WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
309
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,118
I DON'T, ACTUALLY.
310
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,245
YOU GRADUATE?
311
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,122
NO. I NEVER
REALLY WENT.
312
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,835
COLLEGE AND I,
IT NEVER REALLY
TOOK, YOU KNOW.
313
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,337
YEAH, I SEE.
314
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,756
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
315
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,094
WELL, I'M ACTUALLY
IN BETWEEN OCCUPATIONS
AT THE MOMENT.
316
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,889
I WAS TENDING BAR
FOR A WHILE, BUT
THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
317
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:54,268
SO I GUESS NOW I'M
JUST TAKE SOME TIME OFF,
318
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,770
YOU KNOW, FIGURE OUT
MY NEXT MOVE.
319
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,190
I SEE.
320
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,777
HEY, YOU KNOW,
YOUR DAUGHTER
IS GREAT, MR. POTTER.
321
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,738
YES, SHE IS.
322
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,848
(DOOR OPENS)
323
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,059
YOUR MOM
IS IN THE KITCHEN,
324
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,019
YOUR LITTLE SISTER
IS NAPPING,
325
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,563
TODD IS PASSED OUT
IN THE LIVING ROOM,
326
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,064
AND THE REST
OF THE GUESTS
327
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,276
AREN'T DUE
TO ARRIVE FOR
ABOUT ANOTHER HOUR.
328
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,778
LET'S GO, DAWSON.
YOU GOT WORK TO DO.
329
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:45,862
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
330
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,447
TO HEAVEN AND HELL
AND BACK AGAIN.
331
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,489
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX
332
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,492
IN YOUR
CHILDHOOD BEDROOM,
333
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,202
A PLACE WHERE YOU'VE
PROBABLY ONLY HAD
SEX WITH YOURSELF.
334
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,621
IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
335
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,497
DOESN'T TAKE
A ROCKET SCIENTIST.
336
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:59,333
HEH HEH HEH. THE THOUGHT
OF DOING IT IN THIS ROOM
337
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,543
DOESN'T CREEP YOU OUT
JUST A LITTLE BIT?
338
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,546
HELL, NO. TURNS ME ON.
LET'S GO, CITIZEN.
339
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,099
(SIGHS)
340
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,476
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
341
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,311
NOTHING.
342
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,271
I'M NOT SENSING
THE APPROPRIATE
DEGREE OF ENTHUSIASM.
343
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,189
I DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE YOUR
FULL ATTENTION HERE.
344
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,942
IS IT THE WHOLE
CHILDHOOD BEDROOM THING?
345
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,067
BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT
THAT WOULD ADD
346
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,570
A NICE SPLASH OF KINK
TO THE PROCEEDINGS,
347
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,655
BUT WE DON'T
HAVE TO DO IT.
348
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,323
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
349
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,617
THEN WHAT IS IT?
350
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,080
MAX WINTER.
351
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,375
WELL, NO WONDER
YOU'RE NOT HERE
WITH ME, THEN.
352
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,877
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE THINKING
353
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,003
ABOUT HUNKY MATINEE
IDOLS, DAWSON.
354
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,088
YOU TRYING
TO TELL ME SOMETHING
355
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,799
ABOUT YOUR
ORIENTATION,
PERHAPS?
356
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,718
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
357
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,180
(SIGHS) YES, I DO.
358
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,265
AND WHILE
YOUR JEALOUSY
IS SWEET AND ALL,
359
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,892
YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
360
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,853
MAX WINTER
IS LONG GONE.
361
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,437
YOU LIED TO ME.
362
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,480
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
363
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,524
YOU LIED TO ME.
YOU SAID YOU WERE
364
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,275
ALONE IN YOUR ROOM
WATCHING TV.
365
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,486
YEAH.
366
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,154
I SAW HIM
LEAVE YOUR ROOM.
367
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:14,367
SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
368
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,036
MY POINT IS
IT BOTHERS ME.
369
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,914
OK, LOOK,
I--I--I THOUGHT
I COULD PLAY THE GAME
370
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,040
AND JUST
KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT,
371
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,750
BUT I CAN'T, OK?
THAT'S NOT WHO I AM.
372
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:23,584
I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT THE HELL
WE'RE DOING.
373
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,671
WE'RE HAVING FUN,
DAWSON.
374
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,172
AT LEAST...
375
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,632
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
WE WERE DOING.
376
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,634
THAT'S CRAP.
IF IT WAS JUST FUN,
377
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,719
YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN SO UPSET
378
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,761
WHEN YOU FOUND OUT
ABOUT JOEY.
379
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:37,682
WELL, I WAS
JUST BEING DRAMATIC.
380
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,518
COME ON. I DON'T
BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND.
381
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,188
BELIEVE IT. IT'S ALL
ABOUT EGO, DAWSON.
382
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,525
NO GIRL WANTS TO BE
DUMPED BY SOME GUY
383
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,028
THAT SHE'S EMBARKING
ON A FUN LITTLE
FLING WITH,
384
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,613
ESPECIALLY WHEN
HE'S THE DIRECTOR'S
ASSISTANT.
385
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,532
SO THAT'S
WHAT THIS IS TO YOU--
IS SOME FUN LITTLE FLING.
386
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,702
UGH! ARE YOU
ON YOUR PERIOD
RIGHT NOW, DAWSON?
387
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,995
I JUST WASN'T CLEAR
BEFORE, BUT NOW I AM.
388
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,955
YOU--I GET IT. YOU GET
SOME PERVERSE LITTLE THRILL
389
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,415
OUT OF
SCREWING THE HELP.
390
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:12,383
YOU KNOW WHAT? HEH.
391
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,635
YOU CRACK ME UP, DAWSON,
392
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,471
BECAUSE YOU STAND HERE
AND YOU SAY
THESE INCREDIBLY NOBLE,
393
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,265
INCREDIBLY
SELF-AGGRANDIZING THINGS
394
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,767
ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T
WANT TO PLAY THE GAME,
395
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,394
WHEN THE TRUTH IS
YOU BROUGHT ME HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS,
396
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,312
AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME
397
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,356
THAT YOU DON'T GET SOME
KIND OF PERVERSE THRILL
398
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,108
OUT OF SHOWING ME OFF TO
YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
399
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,656
IT'S REALLY
QUITE A SHAME, DAWSON,
400
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:39,493
BECAUSE THEY'LL BE A DAY
WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND GRAY
401
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,245
AND NOT EVEN THE VIAGRA'S
DOING IT FOR YOU ANYMORE,
402
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,456
AND YOU COULD'VE
LOOKED BACK FONDLY
403
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,499
ON THAT TIME YOU BANGED
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
404
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,085
OUT OF THAT ACTRESS
IN YOUR CHILDHOOD BEDROOM
405
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,378
WHILE SHE
STILL HAD HER LOOKS.
406
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,171
BUT I GUESS
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
407
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,548
FOR THINKING
WITH YOUR BRAIN
408
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,592
WHEN YOU REALLY SHOULD
BE THINKING WITH YOUR--
409
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,053
WELL, I THINK YOU KNOW.
410
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:03,183
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
411
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,154
WATCH YOUR STEP SWEETY, ITS
ICY..
412
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,322
I WILL.
413
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,535
COME ON, BUDDY. --WOW
COME ON, CHIEF, YOU HUNGRY?..
414
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,579
SO, THIS IS THE GUY FROM
THE NO DOUBT CONCERT
415
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,581
WHO'S ALSO THE SAME GUY
FROM THE MOVIE SET?
416
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:26,874
DAWSON. YEAH.
417
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,752
DAWSON. RIGHT.
YEAH, AND WHY
ARE WE HERE AGAIN?
418
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,962
IS IT GONNA BE
WEIRD FOR YOU?
419
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,130
YEAH, I GOT NO BEEF
WITH THE GUY,
420
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,255
AND IF HE'S
GOT BEEF WITH ME,
421
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,299
YOU KNOW, I THINK
I COULD TAKE HIM.
422
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,342
WELL, I DON'T THINK
IT'LL COME TO THAT,
423
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,636
BUT IT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
424
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,348
THE QUESTION IS, JO,
IS THAT WILL IT
BE WEIRD FOR YOU?
425
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,391
WELL, YEAH. I MEAN,
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
426
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,644
THAT'S THE WAY
IT'LL ALWAYS BE,
427
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,437
BUT LOOK,
DON'T WORRY.
428
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,730
WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A NICE, CIVIL
CHRISTMAS DINNER,
429
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:50,898
AND THEN
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
430
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,317
WHAT, NO DESSERT?
I DO LIKE PIE, YOU KNOW.
431
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,653
AS I RECALL.
432
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,947
I WAS HOPING WE
COULD FIND SOME TIME
TO BE ALONE TONIGHT.
433
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,782
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
434
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,909
I HAVE TO SPEND
SOME OWN TIME
WITH MY FAMILY,
435
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,328
YOU KNOW, BUT I
WAS THINKING MAYBE--
436
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,997
I'D LOVE TO.
437
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,498
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
438
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,833
FOR ALL YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD BE AGREEING
439
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,919
TO AN ACT
OF SEXUAL CONGRESS.
440
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,296
SO YOU WEREN'T ASKING ME
TO COME HOME WITH YOU.
441
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,256
NO, I AM.
442
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,011
WELL, LIKE I SAID,
I WOULD LOVE TO.
443
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,387
COOL. AND I PROMISE
444
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,389
MY FAMILY WILL BE
A LOT LESS INTIMIDATING.
445
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,515
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
446
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,559
NOTHING.
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
447
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,436
IS YOUR DAD ALWAYS SO HARD
ON PROSPECTIVE SUITORS?
448
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,271
WHY? WHAT DID
HE SAY TO YOU?
449
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,566
NAH, I'M JUST TEASING.
FORGET IT.
450
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,859
I'M NOT GONNA FORGET IT.
EDDIE, IF MY DAD
WAS RUDE TO YOU,
451
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,777
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
452
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,029
YOU KNOW WHAT?
453
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,780
HE WASN'T RUDE AT ALL.
454
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,490
HE SEEMS LIKE
A REALLY GREAT GUY.
455
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,215
(CHUCKLES)
456
00:20:57,255 --> 00:21:00,342
SWEET RIDE, PACEY.
457
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,343
THANKS FOR
THE TEST DRIVE.
458
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,595
ANY TIME.
459
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,222
ISN'T THE NAVIGATION
SYSTEM AMAZING?
460
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,682
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S AMAZING.
461
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,684
HEY, DO YOU THINK
DAD LIKED HIS PALM PILOT?
462
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,687
'CAUSE HE DIDN'T REALLY
SEEM ALL THAT EXCITED.
463
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,564
WELL, I THINK
HE WAS A LITTLE
OVERWHELMED, PACE.
464
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,108
I THINK WE ALL WERE.
465
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,195
HEY, THERE'S
ONE OTHER THING
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU.
466
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,487
I DIDN'T WANT
TO BREAK IT OUT
467
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,739
IN FRONT OF
THE WHOLE FAMILY,
BUT CHECK IT OUT.
468
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,908
PACEY, YOU HAVE BEEN
EXTREMELY GENEROUS.
469
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,118
I DON'T NEED
ANYTHING ELSE.
470
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,410
OH, COME ON. OPEN IT UP.
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
471
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,084
(EXHALES)
472
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,087
PACE, THIS--THIS
IS ABOVE AND BEYOND.
473
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,755
YEAH, AND, YOU SEE,
NOW YOU CAN GET
RID OF THAT ONE
474
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,548
YOU'VE HAD SINCE
THE REAGAN ADMINISTRATION.
475
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,467
HEY, I'LL TELL YA,
I LOVE THIS WATCH, OK?
476
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,718
IT LIGHTS UP
AND EVERYTHING.
477
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,262
SURE, BUT CAN IT TELL YOU
THE TIME IN PORTUGAL?
478
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,303
I THINK NOT.
479
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,099
PACE, CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING?
480
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,683
SURE.
481
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,062
THIS JOB OF YOURS,
482
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,605
IS IT ON
THE UP AND UP?
483
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,067
"ON THE UP AND UP"?
484
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,526
YOU SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE 50 YEARS OLD, DOUG.
485
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,736
YOU SOUND LIKE DAD.
486
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,613
LOOK AT IT FROM
MY PERSPECTIVE, PACE.
487
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,240
YOU COME HOME
WITH THIS NEW CAR,
488
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,532
YOU GOT FLASHY
NEW CLOTHES,
489
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,993
EXPENSIVE GIFTS
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
490
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,495
EXCUSE ME IF IT SEEMS
JUST A LITTLE TOO GOOD
TO BE TRUE.
491
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,497
RIGHT, RIGHT. I FORGOT.
492
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,541
YET ANOTHER REASON
WHY IT SUCKS
TO BE A WITTER,
493
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,627
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T
JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME.
494
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,879
YOU COULDN'T
JUST, I DON'T KNOW,
SAY, BE PROUD OF ME.
495
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,714
YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE TO ACCUSE ME
OF BEING INVOLVED
496
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,300
IN SOME SORT OF
ILLEGAL ACTIVITY.
497
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,093
PACEY, I'M NOT ACCUSING
YOU OF ANYTHING.
498
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,303
I'M JUST WONDERING
HOW MUCH YOU KNOW
499
00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:26,804
ABOUT YOUR PLACE OF
EMPLOYMENT, THAT'S ALL.
500
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,974
WHAT IS THIS, MAN?
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.
501
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,517
ARE YOU JEALOUS
OR SOMETHING?
502
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:35,021
IS THIS ABOUT
HOW MUCH MONEY
I'VE BEEN MAKING?
503
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,982
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, PACE.
504
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,694
MAYBE I AM JEALOUS,
I DON'T KNOW.
505
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,279
OR MAYBE I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
506
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,643
(HUMS SANTA CLAUS
IS COMING TO TOWN)
507
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,451
(PEOPLE CHATTING)
508
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:38,458
SO WHERE THE HELL
IS JACK?
509
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,002
ARE YOU DRUNK?
YES,
510
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,670
BUT THAT DOES
NOT EXPLAIN
WHERE JACK IS.
511
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,048
IN EUROPE WITH
HIS DAD AND ANDIE.
512
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,632
DOPE.
513
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,634
EVELYN, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO SAY GRACE?
514
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,429
I WOULDN'T MIND
LEADING US IN PRAYER, GALE.
515
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:54,308
OH, WELL, THAT WOULD
BE LOVELY, TODD.
516
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,851
THANK YOU.
517
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,311
DEARLY BELOVED,
518
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,146
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
519
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,440
TO CELEBRATE
THE BIRTH OF YOUR SON.
520
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,860
NOW I'M AT
A DISADVANTAGE HERE.
521
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:08,197
MANY OF YOU, I'M SURE,
KNOW WHO I AM.
522
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,991
I AM A FILMMAKER,
523
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,494
CELEBRATED
ON MANY CONTINENTS,
524
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:15,996
BUT I DON'T KNOW
ANY OF YOU,
525
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:19,499
WHICH IS A TRAVESTY
BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
526
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,252
REGULAR PEOPLE,
527
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,003
ARE MY TARGET AUDIENCE.
528
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,883
Todd: EXCEPT YOU, BLONDIE.
529
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:30,428
YOU LOOK
VERY FAMILIAR TO ME.
530
00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:33,097
YOU HIT ON ME ON A--
531
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,057
ON A PLANE ONCE
FROM BOSTON TO NEW YORK.
532
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,683
DID WE SHAG?
NO.
533
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,227
ARE YOU SURE?
534
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:39,519
BECAUSE I'M FLASHING
535
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:42,148
ON SOME SORT OF
MILE-HIGH CLUB ACTIVITY.
536
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,107
(LAUGHS)
NO, THAT WASN'T ME.
537
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,775
WELL, GOOD,
538
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,110
'CAUSE THAT'D
BE EMBARRASSING.
539
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,112
Todd: WHERE WAS I?
540
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,739
OH, YES,
THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.
541
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:54,076
LET ME START WITH
WHAT I AM THANKFUL FOR.
542
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,786
I AM THANKFUL FOR GALE...
543
00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:59,665
FOR INVITING US
INTO HER LOVELY HOME.
544
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,962
AND I AM THANKFUL
TO HER PROGENY DAWSON.
545
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:10,259
PROGENY.
546
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:13,053
HER PROGENY DAWSON.
547
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:17,475
THIS KID HAS BEEN
AN INVALUABLE MEMBER
OF MY PRODUCTION TEAM.
548
00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,685
HE'S HELPED ME THROUGH ONE
OF THE ROUGHEST PRODUCTIONS
549
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:23,189
KNOWN TO GOD AND MAN,
550
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,398
AND I LOVE HIM.
551
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,943
I LOVE HIM
VERY MUCH, DAWSON.
552
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,200
AND THE FUNNY THING IS
553
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,118
HE'S MANAGED
TO GET HIMSELF INVOLVED
554
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,163
IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP
WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
555
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,458
WHICH REMINDS ME
OF MY FIRST FILM ACTUALLY,
556
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,461
EXCEPT SHE WAS
WHAT WE CALL UNDERAGE,
557
00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:47,213
SO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.
558
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,339
TODD?
559
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,589
YES, DAWSON?
560
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,549
WELL, COULD
WE WRAP IT UP?
561
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,846
FORGIVE ME.
562
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,014
FORGIVE ME, GALE.
563
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:13,072
I, UH, HAVE TO SAY THAT
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED
564
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,698
WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WITH YOUR LIFE, DAWSON.
565
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,243
I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN
THIS KID SINCE
HE WAS RUNNING AROUND
566
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,745
MAKING MOVIES
WITH A VIDEO CAMERA.
567
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:22,415
IT'S REALLY AMAZING TO
SEE HOW FAR HE'S COME.
568
00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:24,542
THANK YOU, MR. POTTER.
THAT MEANS A LOT.
569
00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:27,378
MAYBE YOU GUYS
HAVE AN OPENING
FOR EDDIE HERE.
570
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,129
YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR WORK,
AREN'T YOU, EDDIE?
571
00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:32,174
Todd: I LIKE EDDIE.
572
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,552
WE NEVER FOUND A REPLACEMENT
FOR PHIL THE P.A., DID WE?
573
00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:36,387
YEAH, WELL,
FILM'S NOT REALLY MY THING,
574
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:39,223
BUT THANKS FOR THINKING
ABOUT ME, MR. POTTER.
575
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,057
WHAT IS
YOUR THING, EDDIE?
576
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,767
Joey: DAD.
577
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:42,768
WHAT? I'M CURIOUS.
578
00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,311
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE BEING A DICK.
579
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,729
JOEY.
MR. POTTER?
580
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:47,940
YES, AUDREY?
581
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,943
CAN I ASK YOU
ANOTHER QUESTION
ABOUT PRISON?
582
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,236
SURE, AUDREY.
583
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,612
YEAH.
584
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:55,989
SO...
585
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,324
WHY IS IT
THAT YOU DON'T THINK
586
00:26:57,366 --> 00:27:00,286
EDDIE'S GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOUR DAUGHTER?
587
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,162
AUDREY.
588
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:03,621
BACK OFF.
589
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,082
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM,
PRINCESS?
590
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,167
I WAS STICKING UP
FOR JOE DIRT OVER THERE.
591
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:09,669
THIS ISN'T
GONNA END WELL.
592
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,255
WOULD YOU SHUT UP, PACEY?
593
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:13,757
YOU'RE OUT OF LINE, AUDREY.
594
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,134
OF COURSE I AM.
595
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,011
ANYONE MESSES WITH
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY,
596
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,306
AND YOU GET ALL UP
ON YOUR HIGH HORSE,
DON'T YOU?
597
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,557
AUDREY.
598
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:22,558
OH, EXCELLENT.
599
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,559
ANOTHER PARTY
HEARD FROM.
600
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:24,602
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
LINDLEY?
601
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,190
I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE
WITH THE PROBLEM.
602
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:31,066
OH.
603
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,193
DEVILISHLY CLEVER
OF YOU, JEN.
604
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,947
OH, HONEY,
ARE YOU STILL UPSET
605
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,407
THAT I SHAGGED
YOUR DREAM BOY?
606
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:39,992
BECAUSE I AM
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
607
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,452
Jen: WHAT ARE YOU
EVEN DOING HERE?
608
00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,579
I MISSED MY FLIGHT,
BITCH,
609
00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:46,332
WHICH IS REALLY
TERRIBLY UNFORTUNATE
610
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,375
BECAUSE IF YOU THINK
THAT SPENDING
CHRISTMAS HERE
611
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,543
ON WALTON MOUNTAIN
612
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,378
IS MY IDEA
OF A GOOD TIME,
613
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,006
THEN YOU ALL
ARE ABOUT AS HIGH
AS I AM RIGHT NOW.
614
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,467
AUDREY, WHY DON'T YOU
GO LAY DOWN?
615
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,844
OH, YOU KNOW,
THANKS FOR THAT,
GALE, REALLY,
616
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,430
BUT I THINK
I'M KIND OF JUST
GETTING STARTED HERE.
617
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:03,349
DO ANY OF YOU
HAVE ANY IDEA
618
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,434
HOW INCREDIBLY
HYPOCRITICAL
619
00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:06,977
THIS WHOLE
LITTLE GATHERING IS?
620
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,770
I MEAN,
I MAY BE FLYING HIGH
621
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,606
ON A PLEASINGLY
POTENT COCKTAIL
622
00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:12,525
OF VODKA
AND PAINKILLERS--
623
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,652
AND THANK YOU,
BY THE WAY, GALE,
FOR THE PAINKILLERS,
624
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:16,487
BUT I SEEM
TO BE SEEING THINGS
625
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:19,697
A LITTLE BIT CLEARER
THAN ANY OF YOU.
626
00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:20,740
DAWSON.
627
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:22,409
PACEY.
628
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,621
YOU GUYS HATE
EACH OTHER, DON'T YOU?
629
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:27,498
YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO BE ABLE TO--
630
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,957
TO MEND
THIS LITTLE RIFT
631
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,708
THAT EXISTS
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU,
632
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,461
SO WHY DO YOU EVEN
BOTHER WITH THE CHARADE?
633
00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:33,462
AND DAWSON AND JOEY,
634
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:35,422
(AUDREY LAUGHS)
635
00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,174
HERE YOU ARE,
BOTH OF YOU,
636
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,552
ALL GROWN UP
AND SO VERY PLEASED
WITH YOURSELVES,
637
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:40,886
AND EACH WITH YOUR
LITTLE SIGNIFICANT OTHER
638
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:42,680
BY YOUR SIDE
RESPECTIVELY,
639
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,139
AND WHILE, YOU KNOW,
I WILL GIVE YOU
640
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,684
THAT IT DOES MAKE
FOR A PRETTY PICTURE,
641
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:47,685
THE TRUTH
OF THE MATTER IS
642
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:48,810
YOU GUYS
FINALLY SLEPT TOGETHER,
643
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,770
AND YOU'VE NEVER
REALLY DEALT WITH IT,
644
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,648
AND NEITHER OF YOU
ARE GOING TO BE ABLE
645
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:54,441
TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
WITH ANYONE ELSE
646
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,610
UNTIL YOU JUST FINALLY
DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP
647
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,696
ONCE AND FOR ALL AND--
648
00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:01,657
AS FOR YOU, PACEY,
649
00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:03,825
I AM REALLY SORRY
THAT AUDREY HEPBURN
NEXT TO YOU
650
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,619
BROKE YOUR HEART
ALL THOSE YEARS AGO,
651
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,620
AND IT'S PREVENTED YOU
652
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:07,913
FROM EVER
FULLY COMMITTING
653
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:10,749
TO AN ADULT
RELATIONSHIP,
654
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:13,711
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
655
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,212
JUST GROW UP.
656
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,591
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SCUMSUCKERS.
657
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:19,633
PEACE OUT.
658
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,974
WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
659
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:28,934
Todd:
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
660
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:03,843
(CAR STARTS)
661
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,896
(CAR ACCELERATES)
662
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,502
(DEBRIS CRACKS)
663
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,962
YEAH.
664
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,880
I KINDA THINK
I ZAGGED
665
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,549
WHEN I SHOULD
HAVE ZIGGED.
666
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:50,932
PACEY,
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
667
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,225
WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME
TO DO HERE?
668
00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,186
YES, I'M ASKING YOU
TO KEEP HER
OUT OF TROUBLE
669
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:56,021
AND JUST MAKE THIS
GO AWAY.
670
00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:58,023
LISTEN TO ME,
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
IN THERE IS IN TROUBLE.
671
00:30:58,064 --> 00:30:59,191
SHE NEEDS
SOME SERIOUS HELP.
672
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,485
OK, LOOK, SHE'S NOT
MY GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE,
673
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,236
AND RIGHT NOW
SHE HATES ME,
674
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,739
SO SHE'S NOT GOING
TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING
I HAVE TO SAY TO HER.
675
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,240
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
I CAN HELP HER, DOUG.
676
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,201
DID YOU EVER THINK
THAT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY
BE BETTER FOR HER
677
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,704
IF SHE DOES GET
INTO TROUBLE FOR THIS?
678
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,288
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
679
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:14,872
I'M ASKING YOU
FOR A FAVOR HERE,
680
00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:16,625
AND IN MY LIFETIME,
I HAVE NOT ASKED YOU
FOR MUCH,
681
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:17,626
BUT I'M ASKING
FOR THIS.
682
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:18,836
DOUG, DO THIS
FOR ME, OK?
683
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,212
MAKE IT GO AWAY.
684
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:23,716
PLEASE, DOUG.
685
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:29,388
YOU WILLING TO TAKE
ALL THE BLAME FOR THIS?
686
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,889
YES, ABSOLUTELY.
687
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,850
(LAUGHS)
688
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,434
WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
689
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,603
NO, NOTHING. NOTHING.
IT'S JUST THAT, UM--
690
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,355
YOU KNOW,
YOU'VE GIVEN YOURSELF
QUITE THE MAKEOVER,
691
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,439
HAVEN'T YOU, PACE?
692
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,233
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GROWN
SOME FACIAL HAIR,
693
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,568
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A REAL JOB,
694
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:43,736
NICE CAR, FANCY CLOTHES,
695
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,153
BUT YOU'RE
STILL THE SAME PACEY.
696
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,988
YOU'RE STILL LOOKING
FOR A QUICK FIX,
AREN'T YOU?
697
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,532
YOU WANT ME TO SWEEP THIS
UNDER THE RUG?
698
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,825
FINE, I'LL DO THAT.
699
00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:50,826
I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD
THAT'S GONNA ACCOMPLISH
700
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:51,827
BECAUSE AUDREY
IS GONNA LIVE
701
00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,495
TO DRINK AND DRIVE
ANOTHER DAY.
702
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,955
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT MAY NOT END UP
SO HAPPY NEXT TIME.
703
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,380
OK.
704
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,799
IF ANYBODY ASKS,
705
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,259
YOU DID THIS.
706
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,260
ALL RIGHT?
707
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,053
NEW CAR,
YOU LOST CONTROL,
708
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,347
YOU'RE A MORON,
PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE YOU.
709
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:13,098
TRUST ME.
710
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:18,937
THANK YOU.
711
00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:20,522
AND I'LL PAY
FOR WHATEVER ELSE
712
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:21,523
NEEDS
TAKING CARE OF.
713
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:22,691
YEAH, SURE,
THROW SOME MONEY AT IT
714
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,401
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THAT FIXES EVERYTHING.
715
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:25,527
COME ON, DOUG.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
716
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,362
NO, I'M NOT DONE.
717
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:30,866
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I NEVER
TOLD YOU THIS, PACEY,
718
00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:33,326
AND IF I DIDN'T,
I AM SO SORRY,
719
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,746
BUT LAST YEAR,
WHEN YOU WERE A COOK,
720
00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:37,289
I WAS PROUD OF YOU.
721
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,583
I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU.
722
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,794
I ACTUALLY ADMIRED YOU,
PACEY.
723
00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,588
THERE WAS SOMETHING,
724
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,590
I DON'T KNOW,
HONEST ABOUT IT.
725
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:51,969
ALMOST NOBLE.
726
00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,138
GUESS IT DIDN'T
SUIT YOU, DID IT?
727
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,768
(SIGHS)
728
00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:10,530
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
729
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:13,784
HOW DO I LOOK,
LINDLEY?
730
00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:15,327
LIKE COMPLETE
AND UTTER CRAP.
731
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,870
(SNORTS)
732
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:19,915
WELL, THAT SUMS IT UP
NICELY, THANK YOU.
733
00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:23,752
DO YOU WANT ME
TO CALL YOUR PARENTS?
734
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:25,796
NO.
735
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:28,089
JEN, IF YOU DO THAT,
IF YOU--
736
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,718
I SWEAR I WILL MAKE IT
MY LIFE'S PURPOSE
737
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,303
TO KICK YOUR ASS
ALL THE WAY BACK
TO NEW YORK.
738
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,513
OK.
739
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:41,561
WHY ARE YOU
SO ANGRY, AUDREY?
740
00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:43,647
OK, DR. MELFI, YOU KNOW,
741
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,607
IS THIS SOME SAD ATTEMPT
TO IMPRESS C.J.?
742
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:46,900
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, THE LAST TIME
I CHECKED,
743
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,486
HE'S NOT HERE.
744
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,863
NO, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO HELP YOU.
745
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:52,405
WELL, DON'T.
746
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,324
OK? JUST...
747
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,410
PRETEND THAT
I AM TOO FAR GONE,
748
00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,412
WHICH ISN'T THAT FAR
FROM THE TRUTH ANYWAY.
749
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,666
I JUST--I WANNA
BE LEFT ALONE, JEN.
750
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,292
I'M SO SICK AND TIRED
OF YOU PEOPLE.
751
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:06,043
YOU ALL SAY
THAT YOU WANT TO HELP,
752
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:07,838
BUT IT'S ALL JUST...
753
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,881
POSTURING,
754
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,215
BECAUSE NONE OF YOU
REALLY NOTICED
755
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,925
HOW SCREWED UP I WAS
UNTIL TONIGHT.
756
00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:16,013
WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU,
WHO NEEDS ENEMAS?
757
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,236
HEY.
758
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,531
HEY.
759
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,033
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
760
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,325
BACK TO L.A.
761
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,076
MY MANAGER GOT ME
ON THE LAST FLIGHT OUT.
762
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,913
YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE
JUST LIKE THAT?
763
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:43,999
JUST LIKE THAT.
764
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:44,875
LISTEN, NATASHA,
765
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,001
I'M SORRY
FOR EVERYTHING.
766
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,544
DON'T BE SORRY.
767
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:48,795
YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
768
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,672
I SLEPT
WITH MAX WINTER.
769
00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:56,803
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
770
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,056
I'M JUST BEING HONEST.
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?
771
00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:00,807
YEAH.
772
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,100
YES.
773
00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,476
HONESTLY, I MEAN,
THAT'S GREAT.
774
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:06,021
THAT'S--
775
00:35:06,063 --> 00:35:09,066
LOOK, DAWSON,
I'M SORRY IF I WAS
RECKLESS WITH YOUR EMOTIONS.
776
00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:10,067
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE.
777
00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:11,150
I THOUGHT
WE WERE HAVING FUN.
778
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,986
I DON'T--
I DON'T LOVE YOU.
779
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,947
I NEVER DID.
780
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:16,489
IT WAS FUN.
781
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,324
SLEEPING WITH YOU
MADE ME FEEL
SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL,
782
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,868
AND, TO BE HONEST,
783
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:22,495
I NEVER THOUGHT
IT WOULD LAST
MUCH PAST WRAP.
784
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,914
YEAH.
785
00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:25,123
WELL...
786
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:30,087
YOU KNOW WHAT?
787
00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:31,504
I DON'T LOVE YOU
EITHER.
788
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:35,467
OF COURSE
YOU DON'T, SILLY.
789
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,886
LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT
BUILT FOR THIS KIND
OF RELATIONSHIP.
790
00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,930
IT'S KIND OF
WHAT I DIG ABOUT YOU.
791
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:43,934
I AM TOO YOUNG
AND TOO SELF-ABSORBED
792
00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:46,269
TO BE ENTANGLED
IN SOMETHING SO SERIOUS,
793
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:48,313
AND IF I'M TOO YOUNG,
794
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:49,522
YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG.
795
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,028
YOU KNOW,
796
00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,321
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
797
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,949
SOME GIRL'S DREAMS
COME TRUE SOMEDAY,
798
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:01,200
IN A BIG WAY,
799
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,285
WHICH IS WHY
I HAVE TO STOP THIS NOW
800
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,453
BEFORE I BREAK YOUR HEART
801
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,163
AND TURN YOU
INTO A BITTER CYNIC.
802
00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:08,834
DON'T FLATTER
YOURSELF.
803
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,128
(WHISPERING) Yeah.
804
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,712
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAWSON.
805
00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:15,966
OH.
806
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,343
TODD'S PASSED OUT
IN THE BATHROOM.
807
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:19,678
I'M PRETTY SURE
HE'S STILL BREATHING,
808
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,387
BUT YOU MIGHT WANT
TO HOLD A MIRROR
UP TO HIS BREATH
809
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,597
JUST TO BE SURE.
810
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:25,183
THANKS.
811
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:29,855
(WHISPERING) Bye.
812
00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,947
SO IS THIS WHAT
ALL YOUR CHRISTMASES
ARE LIKE, JOEY POTTER?
813
00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:41,240
UM, YOU KNOW,
NOT SO MUCH.
814
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,118
USUALLY
WE SMOKE CRACK
AND WORSHIP SATAN.
815
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,828
THIS WAS PRETTY TAME
BY COMPARISON.
816
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:49,248
UH, LOOK.
WHAT?
817
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,713
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
COME BACK WITH ME, JOEY.
818
00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:57,049
WHY?
819
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,051
BECAUSE YOU
HAVE PLENTY OF STUFF
820
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:00,343
TO DEAL WITH
RIGHT HERE.
821
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,349
WHY DO I SENSE
SOME SUBTEXT HERE?
822
00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,602
YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER
WAS KIND OF A JERK TONIGHT.
823
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:11,604
YOU KNOW, BUT--
824
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:15,274
HE WASN'T ALTOGETHER
WRONG ABOUT ME.
825
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:18,028
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
THE MOST TOGETHER GUY
ON THE PLANET, JOEY.
826
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,445
WHO ASKED YOU TO BE?
827
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,198
WHO EVEN KNOWS
WHAT THAT MEANS?
828
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,283
IT MEANS THAT I SHOULD
HAVE TRUSTED MY GUT.
829
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,410
I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
830
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:27,453
WHY?
831
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,040
BECAUSE IT WAS--
832
00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,167
IT WAS ALL TOO MUCH
TOO SOON.
833
00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:34,794
I SHOULDN'T BE
DEALING WITH A FATHER
WHO THINKS I'M A LOSER.
834
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:38,215
I SHOULDN'T BE DEALING
WITH ALL OF THE GHOSTS
OF RELATIONSHIPS PAST.
835
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,799
IT'S TOO MUCH.
836
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,969
YOU KNOW, I--I--
837
00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:44,846
WE NEED TO BE
IN THE HERE AND NOW.
838
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,724
OK.
839
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,809
WELL, THEN,
THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
840
00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:52,395
FROM NOW ON,
WE'LL BE IN THE HERE
AND NOW, I PROMISE.
841
00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:56,441
OK?
842
00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:58,235
YOU KNOW, THE SAME THING
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
843
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,570
IF YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE,
YOU KNOW.
844
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,239
I MEAN,
YOU'D MEET MY FAMILY,
845
00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,531
AND THEY'D
BE VERY IMPRESSED,
846
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:06,409
BUT ALSO VERY SUSPICIOUS
847
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,369
BECAUSE YOU ARE
SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL,
848
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:11,623
AND THEY'D WONDER,
"WHAT THE HELL IS
SHE DOING WITH EDDIE?"
849
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:13,708
AND AFTER,
WHEN YOU WERE GONE...
850
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,503
THEY'D PULL ME ASIDE
AND THEY'D SAY,
851
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:20,590
"WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING, KID?
852
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,299
THAT GIRL'S GONNA
BREAK YOUR HEART."
853
00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:25,511
EDDIE, I HAVE
NO INTENTION
854
00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:28,140
OF BREAKING
YOUR HEART.
855
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,390
YEAH.
856
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,934
NO ONE EVER DOES.
857
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,027
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOEY.
858
00:39:18,315 --> 00:39:19,274
DIDN'T I
SLEEP WITH YOU ONCE
859
00:39:19,316 --> 00:39:21,109
AND NEVER
TALK TO YOU AGAIN?
860
00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:23,320
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
THAT WAS YOU.
861
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,321
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
862
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,613
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
863
00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:26,990
HAPPENS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
864
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:31,368
SO...
865
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:32,578
SOME NIGHT, HUH?
866
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:38,877
YEAH.
867
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:40,753
KINDA PUTS THINGS
INTO PERSPECTIVE.
868
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,214
HOW DO YOU MEAN?
869
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:44,966
WELL, YOU KNOW,
870
00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:46,509
IF AUDREY HAD MANAGED
TO TAKE US ALL OUT
871
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,012
IN A BLAZE
OF GLORY TONIGHT,
872
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:51,056
I'D HATE TO THINK THAT
THE LAST MEANINGFUL
CONVERSATION
873
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:51,931
YOU AND I HAD
874
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:52,807
WAS THAT ONE
IN YOUR DORM ROOM.
875
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:55,352
MMM.
876
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,187
YEAH.
877
00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:59,898
SHE WAS RIGHT
ABOUT ONE THING,
THOUGH, YOU KNOW.
878
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:00,606
WHAT?
879
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,569
WE NEVER REALLY DEALT
WITH WHAT HAPPENED.
880
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:08,573
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
881
00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:12,118
BUT I KINDA PUT IT
ALL INTO A LITTLE BOX
882
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,495
AND PUSHED IT
FAR, FAR AWAY.
883
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,457
I SPEND A LOT OF TIME
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
884
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,918
HOW IT ALL WENT SO WRONG.
885
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,673
I SPEND A LOT OF TIME
TRYING TO FORGET
886
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:27,217
WE EVER MEANT ANYTHING
TO EACH OTHER.
887
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:32,264
FAIR ENOUGH.
I DESERVE THAT, I GUESS.
888
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:33,639
NO, YOU DON'T,
889
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,183
AND THE THING IS,
DAWSON,
890
00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:38,019
IT NEVER WORKS.
891
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,146
A NIGHT LIKE THIS,
892
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:44,025
IT DOES PUT THINGS
INTO PERSPECTIVE.
893
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:44,776
SEE...
894
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,030
I THINK SOMETIMES
IT'S EASY FOR ME
895
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:52,491
TO KIND OF HATE YOU
896
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:55,453
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT
YOU'RE OUT THERE,
897
00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,122
AND IF ANYTHING
EVER HAPPENED TO ME
898
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:58,455
OR IF I EVER
REALLY NEEDED YOU,
899
00:40:58,497 --> 00:40:59,624
YOU'D BE THERE
FOR ME.
900
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:02,752
IT'S TRUE.
901
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,673
DAWSON, IF THAT'S TRUE,
902
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,675
THEN HOW COME
WE ONLY EVER END UP
HURTING EACH OTHER?
903
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:20,645
WELL, WE'RE NOT HURTING
EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW.
904
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,068
WELL...
905
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,781
RIGHT NOW IS
AN ILLUSION, THOUGH.
906
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:34,826
RIGHT NOW
IT'S A TRUCE.
907
00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:40,332
BUT RIGHT NOW,
908
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:41,416
I JUST WANT
TO STAND HERE
909
00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,583
AND TALK
TO THE ONE PERSON
910
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,420
WHO CAN MAYBE
HELP ME FIGURE OUT
911
00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:47,464
HOW EVERYTHING
GOT THIS WAY.
912
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,720
WE CAN GO BACK
TO HATING EACH OTHER
IN THE MORNING.
913
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,763
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
914
00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:09,819
I DON'T REALLY HATE YOU,
YOU KNOW.
915
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:14,449
I DON'T REALLY
HATE YOU EITHER.