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I don't want to go to rehab.
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Too bad, sister. You're going.
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Joey, I gotta tell you
something. I read the brochures
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and it doesn't look
like a whole lot of fun.
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Audrey, do you remember how
I found you unconscious the
other night?
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Duh. I was unconscious.
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You remember how the doctor
said you could've died?
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Don't you think he was being
just a tad dramatic?
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I mean, I am sure that I'm
not the first college student
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to suffer a mild case
of alcohol poisoning,
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and I'm reasonably certain
that I'm not gonna be the last.
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Audrey. You have a problem.
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A big problem. You need help.
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You need to be around people
who love and care about you.
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Right.
And those people would be...?
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Your parents?
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[SNICKERS]
Yeah.
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And thanks for calling 'em,
by the way,
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because that was
a fun conversation.
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My pleasure.
Hey, do you want this?
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Mmm...no. That doesn't
accentuate the rack enough.
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Audrey, you're going to rehab.
I think you might want to focus
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more on getting better
and less on getting laid.
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Well, I don't see why
a girl can't do both.
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I mean,
what if Ben Affleck is there?
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He is the sexiest man alive,
you know.
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Oh, that reminds me.
Did you pack my Jane magazines?
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I missed, like, five issues
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while I was all wasted
and whatnot.
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Yeah. They're in here
along with the stack of In Style
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and a tape full of Trading
Spaces that I made for you.
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Joey Potter, you are a dream.
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Don't you forget it.
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I won't.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Oh. Um, yeah.
She'll be right down.
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Thank you.
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Well, your cab's here.
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Joy.
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Gimme a hug.
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Get better soon, ok?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You can do this.
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Blah, blah, blah.
[SIGHS]
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Can I have a drink
at the airport?
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-No.
-Just a little one?
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-Joey: Sorry.
-Bitch!
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And if you do have sex
with Ben Affleck, call me.
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-I want to hear how it is.
-Oh, well, you will get one.
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Ok. I shall return,
and when I do,
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I will be clean, sober,
and a helluva lot more boring.
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I can't wait.
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Seriously, Joey...
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Just thank you for...
For everything.
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For not giving up on me
and all that.
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I kinda love you for it.
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You're a royal pain,
and I love you, too.
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Ok.
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Joey: You can do this.
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Audrey: [SIGHS]
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Fly safe.
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Ok.
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[SIGHS]
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♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
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Come on, come on.
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Ok.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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How you been?
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What do you want, Eddie?
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I won't keep you. I...
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I just wanted to say goodbye.
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Really? 'Cause that's
not really your style, is it?
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To what do I owe the honor?
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[CHUCKLING]
Man, the thing that always
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gets me about you, Joey,
is that you're ten times sexier
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when you're angry.
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And you seem to be
angry with me a lot.
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Lucky me, I guess.
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Yeah. Well it's nice seeing you.
Keep in touch.
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Wait. I've been thinking a lot
about what you said that night.
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About taking chances,
you know?
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About...not giving up on myself.
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You were right
about everything, Joey.
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I was afraid.
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You're telling me this
why, exactly?
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I'm going to California.
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Yeah. My sister lives out there.
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I'm gonna crash with her
and her family.
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I've got an appointment
with that school.
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-That's great.
-Eddie: Yeah.
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And believe it or not,
Hetson actually wrote me a
recommendation.
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It looks like there might be
some kind of scholarship for me.
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I mean, I don't know if anything
will ever come of it, you know,
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but I'm just gonna go for it
you know?
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Give it a shot.
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Good for you.
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Yeah.
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Good for me.
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So, when are you leaving?
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Tonight.
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Car's all packed, you know.
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Just me and the open road.
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Eddie: Um...
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I'll let you get to class.
You know, I just...
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I just wanted
to say thank you...
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For everything.
I owe you big time, Joey Potter.
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Good luck out there.
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Yeah.
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Listen...
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I know you hate my guts,
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but you think a hug would be
out of the question?
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[SIGHS SOFTLY]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Excuse me.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Oh hi, Mrs. Liddell.
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What?!
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Where is she, then?
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Ok, let me check,
and I'll call you back.
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What is it? What's wrong?
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Remember how you said
you owed me big time?
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Yeah.
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I may be collecting a lot sooner
than I thought.
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Natasha: No tickling!
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I told you, no means no!
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[LAUGHING]
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And cut!
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Awesome. Check the gate.
We're movin' on.
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Moving on to what, exactly?
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Next scene.
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I see. So I guess
you weren't planning
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on getting any coverage here.
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I'm sorry, I said...
I got excited.
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I said next scene,
I meant next shot.
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-Frank: Which is?
-I'm thinking dueling overs.
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[CHUCKLING]
How interesting.
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'Cause I'm thinking
that's not gonna work.
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It's impossible to light dueling
overs. What else you got?
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Ok. Wha-what would you suggest?
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I don't know. A couple years
of film school, maybe.
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That chair doesn't make you
a director, kid.
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Can I ask you something?
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Sure.
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This scene...
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Why does it suck so much?
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[SIGHS]
You don't like it?
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-I hate it. Who wrote this crap?
-I did.
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Oh. Well, could you maybe find a
way to say some of this smarter?
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Uh, hold that thought.
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Hello?
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Mom.
[CHUCKLES]
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Hey. Yeah, you know,
can I call you back?
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This is really not a good time.
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I, uh, yeah.
I, I'm eating fine.
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Ok. Yeah. Bye.
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How is Mommy doing?
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[SIGHS]
She's great.
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Now, where were we? We were
talkin' about how much I sucked.
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-Right?
-Natasha: Right.
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So these pages, in addition
to their general suckage,
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seem to imply
that Claire needs to get naked.
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Yeah. The studio wanted
a little bit of gratuitous T&A.
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But don't worry, I plan
to shoot it very tastefully.
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Oh. Good to know, Dawson.
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But I'm not getting naked.
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What do you mean?
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I don't do nudity.
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-But--
-Natasha: No buts about it.
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Not gettin' naked.
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No means no. You know?
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, for the nerve!
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Whoa. Grams?
Hey. Hey, hey.
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What's wrong? What is it?
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I think Clifton Smalls
and I have just broken up.
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No!
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I thought you two
were terminally smitten.
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What... what happened?
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-He wanted me...
-Jen: What?
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To...
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Is this about sex?
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Did he want you
to do something--
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No, no, no. Everything's fine
in that area.
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[SIGHS]
Any reference to Mr. Smalls'
surname
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-is a misnomer, so let's leave
it at that.
-Oh!
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He wanted me to convert!
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What? To convert what?
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To Judaism.
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Clifton Smalls is Jewish?
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He most certainly is.
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Jennifer, I can't do that.
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I can't turn my back
on my faith.
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Big baby Jesus
would have a fit.
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I'm sorry. Blasphemy, whatnot.
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Come on!
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You deserve so much
better than that.
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Clifton Smalls is a freak.
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Well, that's just it, Jennifer.
Clifton Smalls is not a freak.
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Clifton Smalls
is a wonderful man.
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[KNOCKING]
Audrey, open up.
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I know you're in there.
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Where's the food?
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[COUGHS]
Who are you?
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I'm Bob.
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Joey: Audrey!
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-Where the hell is Audrey?
-Oh, is that the blonde girl?
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You spent the night
with my friend,
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and you don't
even know her name?
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Well, we didn't really
do much talkin',
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if you know what I mean.
We porked.
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-Where is she?!
-She's in the crapper.
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She went in there a while ago.
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[SCREAMS]
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Audrey!
What are you doing?!
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Taking a bath!
And I fell asleep!
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What does it look
like I'm doing?!
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What the hell
is he doing here?
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I thought you two
were splitsville.
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Nice to see you too, Audrey.
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Joey: You didn't show up
for rehab.
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You know, you've really got
an eye for the detail.
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How long have you been
on the force, detective?
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What happened?
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Hey, is that guy
still out there?
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-Bob?
-Is that his name?
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Oh, we didn't really do a lot
of talking,
if you know what I mean.
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Where did you find him?
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I was doing karaoke
around the corner at some bar,
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and I did this
Guns 'N' Roses song,
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and the kid just started
worshipping me.
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Look, that's it.
I've heard enough, ok?
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-Pack your bags, let's go.
-Where?
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Eddie's driving to L.A.
and I'm gonna take you to rehab.
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Audrey: [SCOFFS]
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Joey...
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Don't get all after-school
special on me now.
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I mean, it is sweet
and everything,
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but it kinda gives me
dumb chills.
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I'm not goin' to rehab. You're
just gonna have to deal with it.
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Fine! Fine.
Don't go to rehab.
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But at least come with us.
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I mean, clear your mind
or something.
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I mean, do you really
want to be hiding out--
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-with the likes...
-Bob: [COUGHING]
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[LOUD COUGHING]
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[COUGHING]
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Guys, mind if I pee?
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Ok.
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I'll come on one condition.
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I get to bring Bob.
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No way!
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00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,571
Fine. then I'm staying here.
256
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,739
-You don't even like him.
-Sure, I do.
257
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,950
He's 21.
He can buy us drinks.
258
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,412
Bob, I'll have you know,
is an outstanding lay.
259
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,915
-I am?
-Yes, Bob, you are.
260
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,835
Hear that, Veronica? Betty
thinks I'm an outstanding lay.
261
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:09,961
Want a piece?
262
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,591
Fine. Bob can come.
263
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,635
Get your stuff.
We'll be in the car.
264
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,058
Mmm. So, where we goin', baby?
265
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,270
[SIGHS]
We are goin' to L.A.
266
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,771
Cool. That's where Ozzy lives.
267
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,066
You know, you have
really beautiful breasts.
268
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110
And someone should tell you that
every day.
269
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:35,945
Bob: [COUGHS LOUDLY]
270
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:36,988
Bob: Rub that lotion.
271
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:47,248
♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
272
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:13,650
What?
273
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:14,817
Nothing.
274
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,612
It's just you haven't said
a word in, like, four hours.
275
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,574
What do you want me to say?
276
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:21,908
Well, for starters,
how about, "Thank you
277
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,034
for helping me out
with all this"?
278
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,120
You're the one who said
you owed me big time.
279
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,248
Besides, it's not like
it's really out of your way
280
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,748
or anything.
281
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,459
Well, it's really more about
simple human kindness, Joey.
282
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,169
Oh, this from a guy
who dropped out of my life
283
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,129
without so much
as a passive-aggressive e-mail?
284
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,425
How does that fit into your
definition
of "simple human kindness"?
285
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,178
Mmmhhh... Where are we?
286
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,305
Somewhere in North Carolina.
287
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,682
Oh, mama!
288
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,601
The South will rise again.
289
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,810
Ok, you guys...
290
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,937
[YAWNS]
291
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,855
This road trip blows!
292
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,483
Ok, for starters,
the classic rock has gotta go.
293
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,695
And secondly, we haven't stopped
to do anything fun.
294
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,238
It's not like we're in a rush!
295
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,906
We should stop
and smell the roses!
296
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:02,781
[FARTING]
297
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:03,950
Oh, my God. Oh!
298
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,118
-Ohh!
-Oh God!
299
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,662
Audrey: Oh, god! Man!
What is that? Man!
300
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,705
Eddie: That's not me.
I did not--
301
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,331
Oh, I am gonna throw up.
302
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,666
[GAGGING]
303
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,375
What's wrong, sugar?
304
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,126
Ohh!
305
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,835
Ohh!
306
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,129
What is that?
307
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,838
It's you, you freak!
308
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,135
Oh. I'm sorry. My, my ass was
relaxed while I was sleeping.
309
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,428
[FARTING]
Ohh!
310
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,305
Ohhh!
That is so disgusting!
311
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,056
-Bob!
-I can't believe that I slept
with you!
312
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,100
I can't believe it either,
you know.
313
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,312
Look, I've been wanting to talk
to you about something, ok?
314
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,648
You know, when you're done
with your whole little, uh,
rehab thing,
315
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,567
if you're, uh, in the market
for a new addiction,
316
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,528
I know this drug
called B-O-B.
317
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,071
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,532
Bob: But I'm, you know, I'm
saying I want to make us work,
319
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,700
is what I'm sayin'.
320
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,618
Alright, well,
we'll see about it, buddy.
321
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:47,786
That's cool.
322
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,287
That's really cool.
323
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,622
You know, we're gonna have
to do something
324
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,914
about the sex thing, though.
325
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,082
What are you talkin' about?
326
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,584
You told Joey
I was an outstanding lay.
327
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,920
Ehh... It was a little brief.
Don't you think?
328
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,965
Well...you know...
you--you--you--
329
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,467
you set one pace. you know,
330
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,551
I was givin' it nice and slow,
331
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,011
and then you went all hellcat
on me.
332
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,053
I can't--
I can't do that.
333
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,972
Oh! So it's my fault!
334
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,890
Bob: Well, you're just,
you're just too good at it.
335
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:10,725
That's what it is.
336
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:19,693
Dawson!
337
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,901
How are you?
338
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:21,944
Dawson: I'm great.
339
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,363
Don't lie to me.
340
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:24,614
Excuse me?
341
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:25,699
Don't lie to me.
342
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,367
You're behind,
the dailies are weak,
343
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,536
what was supposed to be
three days of reshoots,
344
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,578
now looks like five.
345
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,623
You have a meltdown
on your hands here, Dawson.
346
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,669
How you deal with this
will define your career.
347
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,131
Other than that, keep up
the good work, sweetie pie.
348
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:51,932
Todd Carr, please.
349
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,142
It's Dawson.
350
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:53,892
Leery.
351
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,229
Leery.
I trained you, remember?
352
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,356
Well, can you try him
on his cell phone?
353
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,608
Please?
354
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,862
[SIGHS]
355
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,822
Alright, just leave word then.
356
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,911
Not so easy, is it?
357
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,748
What do you mean?
358
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,499
Well, obviously you were hoping
359
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,626
that Todd would just swoop in
and save you.
360
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,632
Listen, Natasha, I feel like we
got off on the wrong
foot yesterday.
361
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,552
What can I do to make today
a more pleasant experience?
362
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,181
Well, in lieu of finding me
a real director to work with,
363
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,642
I'd settle for you trying
to explain the scene to me.
364
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,560
What do you wanna know?
365
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,728
Well, for starters,
366
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,937
you've given Claire
this enormous speech
367
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,731
that seems to be a whole lot
of exposition.
368
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,981
That's 'cause it is exposition.
369
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,233
We need to explain all the stuff
we cut out.
370
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,652
Oh. Well, that's all well
and good, Dawson,
371
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,071
but I think...
372
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,989
All that you're shooting for
here can be accomplished
373
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,199
in a simple look.
374
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:51,868
A look?
375
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,411
Between Claire and the killer.
376
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,706
A look?
377
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,040
Are you retarded, Dawson?
'Cause you seem
a little retarded right now?
378
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,500
No. I just don't think
that's gonna work.
379
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,335
Well, you better get used
to the idea
380
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,087
because I'm not saying
any of this.
381
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,175
So that's your shot?
382
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,969
Yeah. What do you think?
383
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,184
[SIGHS]
384
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:28,947
♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
385
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,707
Yeah. Hey, you think maybe
you could get off there?
386
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,667
Audrey: Why?
387
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,542
Because it's dangerous.
388
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,628
Not to mention,
completely disrespectful.
389
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,172
What are you talking about?
This car's a piece of crap.
390
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,590
I'm sure it pales in comparison
391
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,467
to whatever trendy little BMW
you have waiting for you
392
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,428
back in 90210-land,
but this is all I have.
393
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,514
Well, then I guess
it sucks to be you, huh?
394
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,891
It's wrong to hit girls, right?
395
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,434
Sadly, yes.
396
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,979
That's what I thought.
Just checking.
397
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,647
Hey, you know, Eddie,
398
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,357
I bet you're gonna look
really hot pumping gas.
399
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,942
Maybe that should be
your next career move.
400
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,528
Audrey, you're not funny.
401
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,780
I am many things, Joey Potter,
402
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,532
but not funny
is not one of them.
403
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,032
You should really lay off
of him.
404
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,242
I know you can't
see it right now,
405
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,452
but he's actually doing you
a huge favor.
406
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,204
You know, since when are you
in such a rush
407
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,789
to defend Blue Collar Bobby?
408
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,791
And didn't he basically
just reveal himself
409
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,084
as a major league scum sucker
with his little
410
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,419
disappearing act?
He bailed on you.
411
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,713
Not exactly behavior becoming
412
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,423
the world's best boyfriend now,
is it?
413
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,424
Who were you
just talking to?
414
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:31,592
When?
415
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,677
Just now, on your cell.
416
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,222
Oh. I was just checking
my messages.
417
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,225
Oh. Well, can I use it
because I gotta make a call?
418
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:42,937
Sure.
419
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,859
Well, pants on fire, Joey.
420
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,027
What?
421
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,194
You were talking to my Mom.
422
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,197
She's worried about you, Audrey.
423
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,658
I'm not going to rehab, ok?
I already told you that.
424
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,743
And if she's so
worried about me,
425
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,744
then where the hell is she?
426
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,286
I mean did she fly out here
427
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,705
when she heard that I was
in trouble? No.
428
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,498
She put me on a plane.
And you wanna know something?
429
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,042
-You're no better.
-What?
430
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,668
This little road trip idea
of yours,
431
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,503
it certainly makes for
a handy-dandy excuse
432
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,048
to spend some quality time
with your working class hero,
433
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:10,965
now, doesn't it, Joey?
434
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,968
You know what?
You're very wrong about that.
435
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,053
I don't think so.
436
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,890
You-- Why don't you just have
the guts to tell me the truth?
437
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,183
Stop wrapping it up
in noble intentions
438
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,143
because this isn't
about me, clearly.
439
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,186
It's about him.
440
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,065
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
441
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,232
Bob: Hey, don't break the seal.
442
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,275
Don't break the seal!
443
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,445
I'm sorry.
444
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,572
Audrey's a mess. I'm...
445
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,992
Starting to think that maybe
this wasn't such a good idea.
446
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,493
Well, don't worry about it.
447
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,162
Besides, it's a hell of a lot
more interesting than going
alone.
448
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,706
[ENGINE STARTING]
449
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,832
Yo!
450
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,470
Jen: What is wrong?
451
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,888
Nothing. What do you mean?
452
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,598
Jen: The phone's aren't ringing.
It's freaking me out.
453
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,349
Why?
454
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,184
Can't you enjoy the peace
and quiet for a change?
455
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,812
Maybe my Grams will call.
456
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,730
How is she?
457
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,356
I found her this morning
staring at the phone,
458
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,233
listening to Lionel Richie, just
waiting for the phone to ring.
459
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,485
I mean, it's breaking my heart.
460
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,445
I know the drill.
My, uh, Uncle Bill,
461
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,072
his wife died about a year ago,
462
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,075
He was devastated. I mean, they
were just like Ozzy and Sharon.
463
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,326
Is he seeing anyone?
464
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,453
No.
465
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,830
No. He just discovered
the internet.
466
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,999
So the multitude
of porno choices
467
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,166
takes up most of his time.
468
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,626
Hah. sure.
469
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,088
We should set them up.
470
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,589
Hah. Yeah, right.
471
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,341
You laugh. I'm serious.
472
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,342
Yeah. I laugh.
473
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,218
'Cause Uncle Bill, he's, uh...
474
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,680
He's not like most people.
475
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,141
So, neither is my Grams.
476
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,351
She's a freak. She's
a thoroughly lovable freak,
477
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,519
But she's a freak, nonetheless.
478
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,728
Oh, come on, it would be fun.
479
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,523
I call my Grams,
you talk to your Uncle Will.
480
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,398
Bill.
481
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:52,984
Bill.
482
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:55,862
Hey.
483
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,071
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
484
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,823
Thank you.
485
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,992
You know,
maybe you should try this.
486
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,162
I'm not gonna shake my ass
just to get a ride.
487
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,496
I didn't say you had to,
488
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,123
but if you felt it was
important to the task,
489
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,708
well, that would be ok, too.
490
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,834
Hey!
[WHISTLES]
491
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,544
How can you joke
at a time like this?
492
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,587
What do you expect?
What are we gonna do?
493
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,755
I mean, this is ridiculous.
494
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,925
You try to help someone,
your car gets stolen,
495
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,217
and you're stuck on
the side of the road
496
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,219
with someone who hates you.
497
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,763
I don't hate you, Eddie, ok?
498
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,306
It's just, this wasn't the plan.
499
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:28,144
I mean, we're supposed to be
over, you and me, done. Kaput.
500
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,149
Ah, I see,
so you're saying it's not over.
501
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,737
I don't want to talk about that.
I want to talk about Audrey.
502
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,198
Fine. Let's talk about Audrey.
503
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,657
I can't figure out
how to help her.
504
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,659
I mean, I keep trying
all different angles,
505
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:44,952
but nothing seems to work.
506
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,620
Eddie: You can't help her, Jo.
507
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,581
That girl doesn't want
anyone's help.
508
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,625
You're probably right.
509
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,128
I'm just having a hard time
letting her go.
510
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,922
I mean, you know,
believe it or not,
511
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,132
she wasn't this psycho.
512
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,258
I mean, yeah,
she's always been psycho,
513
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,927
but in a good way.
514
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,223
Well, you're a good friend.
I mean, that's why you're here.
515
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,974
That's what friends do
for each other, right?
516
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,476
What are you getting out of it?
517
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,811
Isn't that obvious?
518
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,231
I get to spend
some time with you.
519
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,113
I don't know about
the whole friend thing.
520
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,072
Maybe Audrey's right.
521
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,241
What do you mean?
522
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,451
Well, she thinks that...
523
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,745
This road trip
isn't about her at all.
524
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,163
It's really about me.
525
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:31,916
Ok. How does that work?
526
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,590
Because I'm having trouble
letting you go, too.
527
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,342
Jo--
528
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,344
which I know, it's, it's stupid
and really sad, actually,
529
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,597
because you've made it painfully
clear how you feel about me.
530
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,683
And yet, I'm just
prolonging the inevitable,
531
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,227
glutton for punishment.
532
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,354
Well...
533
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,317
I guess I haven't made it clear
how I feel about you.
534
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,402
This is probably gonna sound,
535
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,239
gonna sound cheesy, but...
536
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:08,452
I've never cared about anyone
the way I care about you.
537
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,164
But it's too late.
538
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,040
I screwed up.
539
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,086
But the way I feel about you?
540
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,341
I love you, Joey.
541
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,222
You're right.
It did sound cheesy.
542
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,724
'Cause you know what, Eddie?
543
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,394
I can't for the life of me
figure out how loving somebody
544
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,105
translates into
leaving them behind.
545
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,162
[EXHALES]
546
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,379
What, are you getting sick
or something?
547
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:03,341
[SIGHS]
548
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,262
You don't even care, Natasha,
so don't bother asking.
549
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,307
Well, I never wanted you
550
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,184
to puke your guts out
over all this.
551
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,810
Well, I guess
that's what happens
552
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,103
when you watch your
entire life's ambition
553
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,313
disappear in front of your eyes.
554
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,275
Look, you've directed
before, right?
555
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,652
Yeah, but it didn't bear
the slightest resemblance to
this experience.
556
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,238
Exactly. You're not back home
557
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,907
making some silly little movie
with your silly little friends.
558
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:31,369
This is a whole different world
with its own code of conduct.
559
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:35,497
Here, you are not entitled to
anyone's respect or admiration.
560
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,540
You have to earn it.
561
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,626
Hey, you are guilty
until proven competent.
562
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,087
You walk around
like a deer in the headlights,
563
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,462
you will get run down.
564
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:43,881
Simple as that.
565
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:49,469
And this whole puking thing,
it's... It's unacceptable.
566
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,638
Ok? If someone asks, say you
have the flu or something.
567
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,395
Thanks.
568
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,148
Yeah, well...
Don't thank me.
569
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,025
Just get your act together.
570
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,120
Uncle Bill: So...
571
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:15,788
Evelyn,
572
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:21,459
what is it a beautiful woman
like yourself does for fun?
573
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:23,963
Well...
574
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,800
Every so often, I like to go
to Las Vegas and gamble.
575
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,344
Outstanding. I love Vegas.
576
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,012
It's delightful, isn't it?
577
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,515
You know, every month or so,
my church group plans a trip.
578
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,018
-Uncle Bill: Ohh.
-What?
579
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,812
Nothing. It's, it's just...
580
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:44,317
Don't tell me you're one
of those religious broads.
581
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,360
Well, I, uh, I certainly would
582
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:49,280
describe myself
as religious, yes,
583
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,324
but I would appreciate it
584
00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:53,075
if you would not refer to me
as a broad.
585
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,410
Why not?
586
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,162
It's demeaning to women.
587
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,579
Uncle Bill: Oh, no, it's not.
588
00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,957
I called my wife a broad
589
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,500
at least twice a day
for 42 years.
590
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,669
How lovely for her.
591
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:06,880
So anyone seen any good movies?
592
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,091
Uncle Bill: Holy Moses!
593
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,302
What?
594
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,803
I think there's a pubic hair
in my soup.
595
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,305
Take a look at this.
596
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,182
Does that look like a pubic hair
to you?
597
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,476
I don't know, Uncle Bill,
just, uh, keep it down.
598
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,311
Uncle Bill: Ok,
maybe it's not one,
599
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,604
but it's definitely
some kind of hair.
600
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,316
Antisocial perverts.
601
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,734
[MUTTERING]
Disgusting.
602
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,031
All right, lady,
what's your problem?
603
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,699
Excuse me?
604
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,993
Uncle Bill: Well,
you're a real downer.
605
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,787
I mean, you're sitting here,
staring into your soup,
606
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:39,913
and every once in a while,
607
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,540
you'll mumble
some derisive comment,
608
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,584
when you should be going
to see your doctor.
609
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,880
What are you talking about?
Why should I go see my doctor?
610
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,216
So he can remove
that polar icecap
611
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,051
you got wedged up your butt.
612
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,061
Oh...
613
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:09,026
[LAUGHING]
614
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,574
[LAUGHING]
615
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,290
Hey.
616
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:24,666
What do you need, kid?
617
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,834
This isn't the shot
we talked about.
618
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,920
I know. The shot we talked about
was lame.
619
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,088
This one kicks ass.
620
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,339
Assistant: [LAUGHS]
621
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,135
Hey, just move.
622
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:41,641
Can I ask you something?
623
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:43,894
Could you D.P. this shoot?
624
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:44,644
What?
625
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,146
Could you D.P. this shoot?
626
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,066
Well, in theory, yeah.
627
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,943
-Excellent. Frank!
-Frank: Yeah?
628
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:51,777
You're fired.
629
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:53,653
-Frank: What?
-Dawson: You heard me.
630
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:54,572
You're fired.
631
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,031
You're kidding me, right?
632
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,157
-Assistant: [LAUGHS]
-You're next.
633
00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:58,992
Anyone else want to get fired?
634
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,119
Huh?
635
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,036
Anyone?
636
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,664
Alright, we're starting over.
Allow me to introduce myself.
637
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,042
My name is Dawson Leery,
and I'm the director here.
638
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,377
If anyone has a problem
with that,
639
00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,628
get the hell off my set
and stop wasting my time.
640
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:14,049
Natasha, this is the script.
641
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,594
Familiarize yourself with it
because unless you want to keep
642
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,429
all these good people
away from their families,
643
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,556
you're gonna say every single
word that's on those pages,
644
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:22,516
and I could care less whether
you agree with them or not.
645
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,517
Are we clear?
646
00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:26,770
Good.
647
00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,105
All right, people, let's move!
648
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,856
'Cause I will fire you,
and I will humiliate you,
649
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,358
and I will do it well
650
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,859
because I learned
from the master.
651
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,705
You have no idea how close
you were to getting fired.
652
00:27:54,465 --> 00:28:00,887
-[CHEERING]
-[CLAPPING]
653
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:08,521
Oh, Bob, we hardly knew you.
654
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,109
Hey, can I get
another one, please?
655
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,112
That was tasty, baby.
656
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,322
Well, thank you.
657
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,906
That is a very tasty haircut
you got there,
658
00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:20,991
if you don't mind me saying.
659
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,076
Yeah. Chicks dig the hair.
660
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:23,994
[LAUGHS]
661
00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:25,703
Where you from?
662
00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,289
Not really from these parts.
663
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,708
Cool. Hey, uh, you wanna
check out my ride?
664
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,002
Ok.
665
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,711
But I just want you to know,
I'm only going
666
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,088
'cause I think that
my boyfriend over there
667
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,090
is gonna get a kick
out of the story later.
668
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,716
Kinky.
669
00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:48,561
Well, this is one hell
of a pickup truck
670
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:49,687
you got there, chief.
671
00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,480
You know, and kudos to you, man,
672
00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:53,899
for not skimping
on the monster truck tires.
673
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,401
Rock on, dude.
674
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:57,903
Hey, hey, hey,
where you goin'?
675
00:28:57,944 --> 00:29:00,280
Why don't you climb on in,
check out the stereo?
676
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:01,865
I got the new Metallica .
677
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,493
Well, that is a tempting offer,
678
00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:06,579
but I should really go check
on my boyfriend.
679
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:09,206
Man: Aw, come on, huh?
Let the poor guy sleep.
680
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,875
No, I don't think so.
681
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:13,335
Just give me
one little kiss, huh?
682
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,253
Just a little kiss?
683
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,590
You know,
you're really a charmer, really,
684
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:19,592
but, actually, I just--
I can't.
685
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,301
Because, actually,
I'm a really bad kisser.
686
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,303
You know? The worst.
Like I'm in all the books, so...
687
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,264
The way you were shaking your
money-maker up there on stage,
688
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,806
I could give a damn
how you kiss.
689
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,225
Ok, now you're
just getting rude.
690
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,185
Hey, all I care about
is getting naked with you.
691
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,145
Not so fast.
692
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,689
[GRUNTS]
693
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:37,317
-[SHOUTS]
-[GRUNTS]
694
00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:42,615
[GROANS]
695
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:48,786
[SHOUTS]
696
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:49,788
Is that Audrey?
697
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:54,960
God! What do you think--
698
00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,545
Stop! Stop! That's enough.
699
00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,880
Audrey! Audrey!
700
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,219
[GASPING]
701
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:09,725
[SOBBING]
I'm so sorry, Joey.
702
00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:10,684
Ok.
703
00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:12,269
It's ok.
704
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,854
Joey: Don't worry about it.
705
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:15,731
Joey,
706
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:19,859
I think I'm ready
to go to rehab.
707
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,324
[LAUGHS]
[SOBS]
708
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:32,331
Evelyn, I don't know about you,
709
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,249
but I'm not ready
to call it a night.
710
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,584
Grams: Well...
711
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:37,961
Uncle Bill: Would you be
taking a walk with an old fool?
712
00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:39,921
Surely, I'd love to.
713
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,342
Wow.
714
00:30:44,842 --> 00:30:45,843
I don't know what to say.
715
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,597
Maybe I didn't have such a
half-bad idea after all, hmm?
716
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,599
Yeah, I gotta hand it to you,
Jen Lindley.
717
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:51,975
You're a genius.
718
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,185
Mmm.
719
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,394
No, seriously,
I haven't seen that old man
720
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:55,813
have so much fun in years.
721
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,692
Ah, if only I were such a genius
in the rest of my life.
722
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,151
What does that mean?
723
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:05,280
As I'm sure you're already
only painfully aware,
724
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,283
I'm not half as good at figuring
out my own love life.
725
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,535
Aw, come on,
you don't do that bad.
726
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,329
The last boy I liked slept
with my friend.
727
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:16,916
You know, the one thing
I can say about that
728
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:20,086
is that if I knew you then
the way that I do now,
729
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,630
that wouldn't have happened.
730
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:24,675
How come?
731
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:27,553
Because I couldn't bear
the thought
732
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,179
of hurting somebody so amazing.
733
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,224
You think I'm amazing?
734
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,226
Pretty much.
735
00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:36,144
Yeah.
736
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,154
I deserve that. I do.
737
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:47,280
It's, uh...
738
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:48,824
I was just kidding.
739
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:59,209
♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
740
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,301
Dawson: And cut!
741
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:09,845
Check the gate.
742
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:10,846
Everyone, thank you
for a great day!
743
00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:11,722
That's a wrap!
744
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:15,726
[CLAPPING]
745
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,111
[SIGHS]
746
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:30,699
Mmm.
747
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:32,701
Sorry I had to yell at you.
748
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:34,912
Don't be sorry.
749
00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:37,539
Kinda turned me on, actually.
750
00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:43,503
So, you want to go get a drink
or something?
751
00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:54,514
♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
752
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:09,028
♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
753
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,931
Joey: Audrey, I had no idea.
754
00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:37,557
Audrey: Yeah.
Kinda tacky, I know.
755
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,016
The one in Malibu's much nicer.
756
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:45,899
Ooh. Ok, so,
I would give you a tip,
757
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,901
but I only have hundreds, so...
758
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,739
Ok, I was kidding that time.
759
00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:54,783
What, as opposed to
the 450 other times?
760
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,703
Well, then I was
just being a bitch.
761
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,622
I'm sorry about that,
by the way.
762
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,458
This hasn't exactly
been the best year
763
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,960
for new people
to get to know me.
764
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:08,213
Yeah, well, once you get
past the obnoxiousness
765
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,382
and the petty bitchery,
you're not so bad, you know?
766
00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:12,049
You're kinda funny, Audrey.
767
00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:14,219
Well, you're not so bad
yourself, Eddie Doling.
768
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,847
That's not what your friend
over there thinks.
769
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,391
You kidding?
Of course she does.
770
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,267
Why do you think
this is so hard for her?
771
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,352
She might not want to give you
772
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:23,520
the satisfaction
of knowing this,
773
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,855
but you're gonna
go down in the books
774
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:26,356
as one of the great loves
of Joey Potter's life,
775
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,065
which, trust me, doesn't suck.
776
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,069
No. It most certainly does not.
777
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:37,993
Joey: Do you want me to come in
with you?
778
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:42,080
No. I should face
the firing squad by myself.
779
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,794
Audrey: So... Listen.
780
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:53,717
I would say thank you
and I'm sorry and all that,
781
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,053
but I've said it before,
782
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,846
and I don't want to insult you
with empty words,
783
00:34:57,888 --> 00:35:01,224
so I'm just gonna try and get
this thing under control.
784
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:02,976
You know?
785
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,979
It's gonna be hard
because first I gotta figure out
786
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,606
why I'm so friggin' unhappy.
787
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:10,776
Come here.
788
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:12,444
When you do, you know,
789
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,614
please remember how everyone
in Beantown loves you to death.
790
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:17,240
What?
791
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,116
[LAUGHS]
792
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,034
Nothing. I mean, it's just...
793
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,661
You know,
who would've thought
794
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,038
that the skinny,
uptight prude I met
795
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,372
at the beginning
of my freshman year
796
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,958
would be my best friend
in the whole world?
797
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,378
Audrey: Now, as for you,
young lady...
798
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:31,546
Yeah?
799
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,505
It's time, you know.
800
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:36,927
Joey, you have to let him go.
801
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:39,972
Audrey: Come here.
802
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,020
Ok, we staying or going?
803
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,480
'cause I got an appointment
at that school.
804
00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:51,441
No, you're going, all of you.
805
00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:54,111
Bob.
806
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,113
[KNOCKING]
807
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,365
Are we there yet?
808
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:00,617
Uh, yes, Bob, we're here.
809
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,494
What are we gonna do about him?
810
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,369
I don't know.
811
00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:05,288
Ohh!
812
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,540
Wait, I have an idea.
813
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:08,875
Come on, Bob,
you got some work to do.
814
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,336
You and I stopped in Vegas,
we got married.
815
00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:13,421
We did?
816
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:14,923
No, but that's what
we're gonna tell my parents.
817
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,466
We'll freak 'em out, take
their mind off the other thing.
818
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:17,676
Can we have sex again?
819
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:18,551
No.
820
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,012
What kind of honeymoon is that?
821
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:22,555
I need to work
on my hangtime, sugar.
822
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,724
Ok, maybe. I don't know,
I'm not promising anything.
823
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:26,476
-Good luck.
-Audrey: Thanks.
824
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,602
Eddie: Bye, guys.
825
00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:48,165
Hey.
826
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:49,875
You outta here?
827
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,626
Yeah, I have an audition.
828
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,504
Alright. Good luck...
829
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,798
Or whatever.
830
00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:58,967
Thanks.
831
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:04,097
The last couple of days
have been great, Dawson,
832
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:07,017
but I have auditions
and meetings coming up, and...
833
00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:08,351
Don't worry about it.
834
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,062
Well, maybe
in a couple of weeks
835
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:11,855
when things are less crazy,
we can--
836
00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,190
Natasha, it's ok.
837
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:14,357
-Really?
-Yeah.
838
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:15,942
Let's not be those people
839
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,234
who make false promises
to each other
840
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:18,361
when they both know the truth.
841
00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:20,072
Which is what?
842
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,406
That you were right
all along.
843
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:23,700
This is about sex,
844
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,118
which is not the worst thing
in the world.
845
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,494
I just wasn't used to it.
846
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,872
Every relationship
I've ever had,
847
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:30,248
I've taken so damn seriously,
848
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:31,791
I think I just forgot
how to have fun.
849
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,252
Well, I'm glad I came along
to remind you.
850
00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:36,129
Me, too.
851
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:38,673
We will meet again, you know?
852
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:40,633
Oh, yeah?
853
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:41,384
Yeah!
854
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,429
You'll be directing
some big movie
855
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:47,140
and be kind enough
to throw me a bone and cast me,
856
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,727
then we'll have another fabulous
whirlwind romance,
857
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,353
which will totally screw up
both of our marriages,
858
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:53,646
but it'll be totally worth it.
859
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,233
That sounds about right,
860
00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,401
except the part about me
directing a big movie one day.
861
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,028
You'll get there, Dawson.
862
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,030
I have a feeling about you.
863
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,742
Which makes me wonder
if I was wrong about us.
864
00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:09,746
Because the other day, watching
you take control of the movie,
865
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:12,791
I don't think
I've ever been so proud
866
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:13,750
of anyone in my life.
867
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,296
Then again, I could have
just been turned on
868
00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:20,673
by your vulgar display
of authority.
869
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,053
It's been lovely.
870
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,304
Thank you.
871
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,064
My pleasure.
872
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,777
Oh, and just so you know,
873
00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:42,319
there will be other actresses.
874
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,822
[CHUCKLES]
875
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,241
But I was the first,
and don't you forget it.
876
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:47,742
Oh, I won't.
877
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:51,288
I promise.
878
00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:02,799
[DOOR CLOSING]
879
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:10,682
It's beautiful.
880
00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:12,350
It's amazing.
881
00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:14,060
It's... It's freaking me out.
882
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:15,520
Why?
883
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:16,980
You gotta understand, Jo,
884
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,606
I mean, this is a world
so far removed
885
00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:19,983
from anything that I know,
886
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,609
that I can't even--
I can't even process it.
887
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,863
That doesn't mean that
you don't belong here.
888
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,948
Right, so I guess I should
just ignore the urge
889
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:28,700
to get back in the car
and drive to Boston?
890
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,535
-Yes.
-Yes?
891
00:39:30,576 --> 00:39:31,286
Yes.
892
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,247
As much as I really want you
to do just that.
893
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:37,876
You're gonna be great, Eddie.
894
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:41,420
I mean, a whole new world
is about to open up for you.
895
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,422
And if that doesn't work,
896
00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:44,799
you can always go back
to pretending you're a student.
897
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,802
You know, I was thinking
about what you said,
898
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,388
about how hard it is
to say good-bye,
899
00:39:50,429 --> 00:39:53,641
and I was thinking,
well, maybe we shouldn't...
900
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,434
Say good-bye.
901
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:57,520
How do we do that?
902
00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,605
We make a plan
to meet somewhere.
903
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,482
When?
904
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:02,608
Um, I don't know.
905
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,735
Say, what, a year from now?
906
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,153
You know,
a lot can happen in a year.
907
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,741
You're probably gonna meet
some willowy blonde poet chick,
908
00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,159
and before you know it,
909
00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:12,577
Joey Potter will just be
some drama queen you knew when.
910
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,038
No, not gonna happen.
911
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:17,456
No?
912
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,250
No.
913
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:22,879
So where we gonna meet?
914
00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:24,672
What about Paris, huh?
915
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,507
I mean, you've never been
to Paris, right?
916
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,176
No.
917
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:29,677
Well, we need to do
something about that.
918
00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:31,930
Paris shouldn't be something
you could have done
919
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:32,889
once upon a time.
920
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,352
It's a very nice daydream.
921
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,397
You know,
it doesn't have to be.
922
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:49,864
Well, Mr. Doling, if, um...
923
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,911
If something happens
and we don't make it to Paris...
924
00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,125
I want you to know
I'm not gonna forget you.
925
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:07,966
You might just be
the sweetest, nicest surprise
926
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,217
that's ever happened to me.
927
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,723
I guess that's my way
of saying...
928
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:18,768
I love you, too.
929
00:41:22,439 --> 00:41:24,023
If you don't mind,
I'm gonna keep on loving you
930
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,233
for as long as I can.
931
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:35,327
♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
932
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:44,645
♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪