1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:05,714 MY GOD, SHE IS GORGEOUS. 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,424 EVEN I CAN APPRECIATE THAT. 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,425 (SIGHS) 4 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,010 AND THIS ONE, 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,595 SHE KNOWS HOW TO TURN ON THE FUN. 6 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,263 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 7 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,849 CAN YOU AFFORD HER? 8 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:17,935 PLEASE, JACK, DO NOT TARNISH THIS MOMENT WITH TALK OF MONEY. 9 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:18,936 I'M JUST SAYING-- 10 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,562 I MUST HAVE HER, 11 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,606 THEREFORE I CAN AFFORD HER. 12 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,107 HER... 13 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,527 AND ALL OF HER LITTLE TOYS, TOO. 14 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:30,322 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 15 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,825 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN GONNA DO WITH SOMETHING THIS BIG? 16 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:34,743 I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF GROTESQUE, 17 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,871 NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT EMMA'S GONNA FREAK OUT 18 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,038 WHEN YOU DRAG THIS THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM. 19 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,040 JOEY, DON'T BE JEALOUS 20 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,041 JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN DO THINGS 21 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,127 THAT NO MAN HAS EVER KNOWN BEFORE. 22 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,422 OK, NOW YOU'RE DISTURBING ME. 23 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,091 IT'S A TELEVISION THAT LOOKS LIKE IT ATE A SMALL COUNTRY. 24 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:53,512 THIS IS THE MOST BLATANT DISPLAY OF CAPITALISM I'VE EVER SEEN. 25 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:54,722 DON'T BE THREATENED BY SOMETHING 26 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,306 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, JOEY. 27 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,728 I'M GONNA GO GET THE SALES GUY. 28 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,775 AREN'T THERE BETTER THINGS YOU CAN BE DOING WITH YOUR MONEY? 29 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,068 WHAT, LIKE FUNDING YOUR DRUG HABIT? 30 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,862 NOW WE'RE TALKING. 31 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:12,698 GRATUITOUS PURCHASES ASIDE, 32 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,533 I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOU, PACE. 33 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,368 HEY, YOU PUT ANY FOOL IN A SUIT AND HE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. 34 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,703 JUST LOOK AT TRADING PLACES. 35 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:20,372 IT'S NOT THE SUITS, AND IT'S NOT THE HIGH-TECH TOYS. 36 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,708 IT'S HOW YOU GOT YOURSELF TO THIS PLACE. 37 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,835 I MEAN, LOOK HOW FAR YOU'VE COME. 38 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,461 NOT TOO FAR, I HOPE. 39 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,631 ARE YOU REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THAT? 40 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:30,883 OF COURSE. 41 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:31,967 I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT I COULD GET BACK 42 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,427 TO BEING THE PERSON I USED TO BE, 43 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,429 BECAUSE, IN MY OPINION, HE WAS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD GUY. 44 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,306 YOU STILL ARE, PACEY. 45 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,684 LOOK, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS MADCAP GENIUS 46 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,895 JUST WAITING FOR POTENTIAL TO KICK IN. 47 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:46,607 IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO KICK INTO OVERDRIVE. 48 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,483 I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 49 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,110 THANK YOU. 50 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,988 THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM YOU, JO. 51 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,239 BUT... 52 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,116 IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA SIT IN YOUR APARTMENT 53 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,535 AND PAY HOMAGE TO THAT THING, YOU'RE SORELY MISTAKEN. 54 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,412 YOU GOTTA COME TONIGHT. IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT YOU, YOU KNOW THAT. 55 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:01,496 I KNOW. 56 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,415 BELIEVE ME, I'M COMING. 57 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:06,209 I MEAN, I'M IN DIRE NEED OF CHEER AND LIBATIONS 58 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,796 AFTER EDDIE UP AND DECIDED TO MAKE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF. 59 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,589 YEAH, YOU GOTTA QUIT WITH THE WHOLE SUPPORTIVE AND INSPIRATIONAL THING. 60 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:11,590 IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YA. 61 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:12,883 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 62 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,803 NOW DON'T MAKE ME REGRET ALL OF MY SENTIMENTAL PRIDE. 63 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:16,887 I WON'T. 64 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:17,888 SO LONG AS YOU COME TONIGHT. 65 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,056 IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL, 66 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,475 AND IT REALLY WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME 67 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,893 IF YOU COULD JUST ACCEPT HER... 68 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:26,187 OH, GOD. AS ONE OF OUR OWN. 69 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,606 CLOTHES DON'T FOOL ME. 70 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,274 SAME OLD LOVABLE PUNK. 71 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,652 I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT THE iPODS. 72 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,869 BACK WALL, GUYS. 73 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,787 OHHH. 74 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,081 SHE IS AWESOME. WE'RE GONNA PRAY TO HER EVERY NIGHT. 75 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,791 IT'S A BOX, JACK. IT'S A BIG BOX, 76 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:28,625 AND SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN SO INTERESTED 77 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,877 IN BIG BOXES? 78 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,503 SINCE PACEY HERE STARTED SHARING THE WEALTH. 79 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,047 THIS IS NOT GONNA BRING YOU HAPPINESS, YOU KNOW. 80 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:34,381 OH, I BEG TO DIFFER. 81 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,550 SEE, DAVID'S HERE RIGHT NOW TO CHECK OUT THE TV. 82 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,178 OH, SO, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GET LUCKY 83 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,429 WITH THE TELEVISION? 84 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,556 HI. 85 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,849 HEY. 86 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,185 HOLY BIG-SCREEN, BATMAN. 87 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,602 YOU WERE RIGHT. 88 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,855 IT IS BEAUTIFUL. 89 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,648 HAVE YOU BOYS NO CONCERN 90 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,275 FOR THE GENERAL AESTHETIC QUALITY OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS? 91 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,070 THIS THING IS SO BIG, IT COULD BLOCK THE SUN. 92 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,445 SPARE ME THE MANIFESTO, LINDLEY. 93 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,698 THE QUALITY OF LIFE JUST WENT UP 10 POINTS IN HERE. 94 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,200 WOULD YA JUST... 95 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,951 GIVE THE OLD GIRL A CHANCE? 96 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:06,663 I'M SURE THAT SHE WILL IMPRESS YOU WITH HER SKILLS. 97 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,416 THE--THE STRENGTH OF THE SOUND THAT COMES OUT OF HER, IT JUST-- 98 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,169 IT FEELS LIKE IT'S ENVELOPING YOUR WHOLE BODY. 99 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,379 OH, IS EMMA'S BAND PLAYING TONIGHT? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 100 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,423 NO. THE TV. 101 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,633 LOVE THE TV. TOUCH THE TV. 102 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:19,718 AHH. MOVING ON. 103 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,178 NEXT SUBJECT. 104 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,763 WHY ARE YOU HAVING THIS PARTY ANYWAY? 105 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,014 I MEAN, YOU AND JACK HAVE BEEN LIVING HERE 106 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,473 IN PRIVATE SQUALOR FOR MONTHS NOW. 107 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,641 SQUALOR. 108 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:27,809 INTERESTING. 109 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,104 WELL, WORK'S BEEN GOING WELL, AND, UH, 110 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,146 I JUST WANTED TO SPREAD THE JOY. 111 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,189 SO, LISTEN, 112 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,024 I'M BRINGING C.J. TO THIS PARTY. 113 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,443 (SIGHS) 114 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,237 C.J., THE DUDE FROM THE CONCERT. 115 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,363 YES, C.J., THE DUDE FROM THE CONCERT, 116 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,698 WHOSE FACE YOU INTRODUCED TO THE BRICK WALL, 117 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,700 WHICH LEADS ME TO MY NEXT POINT-- 118 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,493 COULD YOU POSSIBLY NOT PUNCH HIM TONIGHT? 119 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,037 I WOULD NEVER. 120 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,413 WELL, THAT'S REASSURING. 121 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,873 UM, BUT I'M GONNA GO NOW, 122 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:50,958 AND WHEN I RETURN, I WILL HAVE C.J., 123 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,293 AND I WILL HAVE ICE. 124 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,046 ICE, WHICH IS FOR DRINKS, NOT FOR BOYS' BROKEN FACES. 125 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,047 THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION. 126 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,757 HEY. SEE YA LATER TONIGHT. 127 00:04:58,757 --> 00:04:59,758 TA. 128 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:00,968 EMMA. 129 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,886 (LAUGHS) 130 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,973 OH, WHAT IN THE QUEEN'S NAME IS THAT? 131 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,642 THAT IS TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT 132 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,895 AND EVERY GLORIOUS NIGHT THEREAFTER. 133 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,397 Jack: THIS IS BERTHA. 134 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,857 NO. ISN'T SHE PRETTY? 135 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,317 SHE IS NOT PRETTY. 136 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,318 SHE IS AN OVERSIZED HAG 137 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,694 WHO'S TAKING UP MY PRACTICE SPACE. 138 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:20,904 DON'T TALK ABOUT BERTHA LIKE THAT. 139 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,407 WE CAN DISCUSS REARRANGING LATER. 140 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,118 WHAT--WHAT-- 141 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:28,328 WHAT IN THE QUEEN'S NAME IS THAT? 142 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,248 (LAUGHS) OH. 143 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,167 SORRY. UM... 144 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,542 THAT'S GUS. 145 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,961 OH. 146 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,338 MY FIANCE. 147 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,982 HOW CAN YOU HELP YOURSELF TODAY? 148 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,109 HA HA. UM, ACTUALLY I'M HERE TO-- 149 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,902 Audrey: DAWSON LEERY, 150 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,864 YOU ARE A SIGHT FOR SOBER EYES. 151 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,240 HI! 152 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,741 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. 153 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,368 OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA THINK MY MESSAGE WAS A JOKE. 154 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,496 YOU SOUNDED A LITTLE TOO DESPERATE FOR IT TO BE A JOKE. 155 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,248 OH, WELL, THANKS FOR NOT FLAKING, 156 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,709 'CAUSE I KINDA WOULDA DESERVED THAT. 157 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:20,714 AH-CHOO! 158 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,466 OH, BUT PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU BROUGHT ME SOME NYQUIL 159 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:26,011 'CAUSE I CAN JUST NOT SHAKE THIS PESKY COLD. 160 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,512 THE FIRST STEP TO GETTING BETTER 161 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,514 IS ALLOWING YOURSELF TO ADMIT THAT YOU'RE SICK. 162 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,602 THANKS, BETTY. 163 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,438 OK, WELL, IT'S COOL THAT YOU FORGOT THE NYQUIL, 164 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:38,439 WE'LL DEAL WITH THAT LATER, 165 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:39,691 BUT PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF JOEY POTTER, 166 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,484 TELL ME THAT YOU BROUGHT ME SOMETHING TO READ. 167 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,029 A JANE MAGAZINE, HELL, I'D EVEN SETTLE FOR MARTHA ANYTHING. 168 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,364 ANYTHING BUT THE BIBLE, 169 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,573 ALTHOUGH IT WAS PRETTY COOL THE FIRST TIME AROUND. 170 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,034 PEOPLE STEAL A LOT OF MATERIAL FROM THE BIBLE. 171 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:49,910 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT? 172 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,955 ARE YOU OK, AUDREY? 173 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:57,209 YEAH. YOU KNOW, TRUTH BE TOLD, 174 00:06:57,209 --> 00:07:00,170 I'VE BEEN...SMOKING A LOT MORE THAN THE AVERAGE GIRL, 175 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,172 WELL, MORE THAN THE AVERAGE GIRL WITHOUT AN EATING DISORDER. 176 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,341 YOU KNOW, THEY KIND OF ENCOURAGE THAT HERE. 177 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,717 YOU KNOW, THE SMOKING 178 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,761 'CAUSE, LIKE, THAT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU OR ANYTHING. 179 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,347 ANYWAY...BYGONES. 180 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,515 YOU OK, DAWSON? 181 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,851 UH, WELL, SORTA. 182 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,645 I'VE BEEN LIVING IN TODD'S GUESTHOUSE FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS, 183 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,647 WHICH HAS BEEN ITS OWN KIND OF SOBRIETY NIGHTMARE. 184 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:23,777 UH, WICKED DEAD IS GOING STRAIGHT TO CABLE, 185 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,737 WHICH MEANS TODD WON'T BE DIRECTING 186 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,072 ANYTHING IN THE NEAR FUTURE 187 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,448 AND I PROBABLY WON'T EVER GET ANOTHER SHOT AT THIS RATE. 188 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,410 YEAH. 189 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,745 I'M IN REHAB, DAWSON. 190 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,206 (LAUGHS) 191 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,041 DID YOU REALLY NOT BRING ME ANY MAGAZINES? 192 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,752 I'M SORRY, I-- 193 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,465 DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? 194 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:48,593 YEAH. IT'S THE BROAD I LOST MY CIGARETTES TO 195 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,011 LAST NIGHT IN POKER GAME. 196 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,012 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 197 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,307 THAT'S TONI STARK. 198 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,474 SHE'S A PHENOMENALLY SUCCESSFUL PRODUCER. 199 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:57,436 SHE USED TO WORK FOR SPIELBERG'S PRODUCTION COMPANY, 200 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:58,561 THEN SHE LEFT TO START HER OWN. 201 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,063 SHE'S LIKE A MODERN HOLLYWOOD LEGEND. 202 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,690 OH, WELL, FINDING THOSE IS LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL HERE, 203 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,776 SO DON'T BLOW YOUR WAD ON ONE SIGHTING, OK, TIGER? 204 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,111 DO YOU-- 205 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,904 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK I COULD LIKE TALK TO HER? 206 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,364 I MEAN--I MEAN, I'D LOVE TO TALK TO HER, 207 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,199 BUT I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW. 208 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,826 SHE'S GOT THIS REPUTATION FOR BEING LIKE A RENOWNED HARPY. 209 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,288 YOU KNOW, LIKES TO EAT WELL-MEANING TYPES FOR BREAKFAST. 210 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,039 WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY HER DRUNKEN REPUTATION. 211 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,207 I MEAN, SHE'S GOT NO AMMO HERE, 212 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,209 BUT, HELLO, WHAT ABOUT ME? 213 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,044 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE THE ONLY PERSON 214 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,545 WHO'S BEEN COOL ENOUGH TO COME VISIT ME HERE, 215 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,256 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA DITCH ME? 216 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,590 I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT. 217 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,800 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 218 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,385 LET'S-- 219 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:31,470 LET'S WORK THROUGH 220 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,511 WHAT GOT YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 221 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,016 NO. 222 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,435 LET'S STALK THE BURN-OUT. 223 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:44,732 WHOSE PARTY DID YOU SAY THIS WAS? 224 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,193 I DIDN'T. FUNNY, THAT. LET'S GO IN. 225 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,235 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. COME ON NOW. 226 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,612 I'M NOT ONE FOR SURPRISES. 227 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,365 OK, IT'S MY FRIEND PACEY'S PARTY. 228 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,325 PA--THAT DUDE FROM THE CONCERT? 229 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,742 YES, THE DUDE FROM THE CONCERT, 230 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:56,286 THE ONE WHO INTRODUCED YOUR FACE TO A BRICK WALL. 231 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,496 I GOT A BETTER IDEA. WHY DON'T WE GO IN THERE, 232 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:58,830 DROP OFF THE ICE, GO TO A MOVIE. 233 00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,831 THESE ARE SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS, 234 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,208 AND IF YOU AND I ARE GONNA DO THIS, 235 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,834 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET TO KNOW THEM SOONER OR LATER, 236 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:03,960 SO LET'S JUST DO IT, PLEASE? 237 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,842 HELLO THERE. 238 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,555 NICE TELEVISION. 239 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,478 SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T GONNA BE SO BAD. 240 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,939 QUITE THE SHINDIG, PACE. I'M IMPRESSED. 241 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:25,899 WHY, THANK YOU. 242 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,108 I OWE IT ALL TO BERTHA. 243 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,444 Joey: PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T NAME THE TELEVISION. 244 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,487 OK. 245 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,905 YOU WANT A DRINK? 246 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,614 WE HAVE... 247 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:34,866 WATER, JUICE, COKE, 248 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,869 THE GREEN GUNK THAT EMMA DRINKS, BEER-- 249 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,996 MM, GIMME A DRINK. SOMETHING FRUITY AND MIND-NUMBING. 250 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,708 DON'T GIMME THAT LOOK. 251 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,502 WHAT LOOK? 252 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,003 LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME WHO I AM 253 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,338 AND WHAT I'VE DONE TO JOEY POTTER. 254 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,090 I WAS GONNA DO NO SUCH THING. 255 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,092 I WAS SIMPLY GONNA MAKE YOU A DRINK. 256 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,638 AND MAY I SAY THAT YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT. 257 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:00,267 THANK YOU. 258 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,893 I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME FOR A SHOWER. 259 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,603 (LAUGHS) 260 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,191 YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING SO GREAT FOR YOU LATELY, 261 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,817 BUT I HAVE CONFIDENCE THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS 262 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,361 BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS DO. 263 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,446 HMM. 264 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,988 YOU KNOW, I'LL ALWAYS BE THE ONE 265 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,741 TO WAKE UP EARLY, TAKE THE EXAM, GET OVER THE BOY, 266 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,701 DRIVE THE ROOMMATE TO REHAB, RIGHT? 267 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,204 'CAUSE SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO ALL THAT, RIGHT? 268 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,373 YOU KNOW WHAT? 269 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,292 MAYBE TOMORROW I WON'T DO IT 270 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,543 AND SOMEBODY ELSE WILL. 271 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,463 SO JUST WHAT WOULD YOU DO INSTEAD? 272 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,298 WHAT IS THIS INSTEAD YOU SPEAK OF? 273 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,674 WELL... 274 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,052 THIS IS A FAIRLY SAFE PLACE FOR YOU, RIGHT? 275 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,095 SO FEEL FREE. 276 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,264 ENJOY YOURSELF. 277 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,517 ALL RIGHT. 278 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,642 THAT'S THE PLAN. ALL BETS ARE OFF. 279 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,951 YOU KNOW, I JUST KEEP WONDERING... 280 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,369 WHEN HE'S GONNA RETURN TO HIS ART. 281 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,163 I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY QUITE TALENTED. 282 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,414 MM-HMM. REALLY? 283 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,207 I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS INTO THAT SORT OF THING. 284 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,792 MM-HMM. REALLY? 285 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,961 OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S WHAT BROUGHT US TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE. 286 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,630 WELL... 287 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,423 BEFORE. 288 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,550 I MEAN, YOU'LL THINK THIS IS FUNNY, BUT... 289 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:16,551 JACK... 290 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,136 WHEN I FIRST MET HIM... 291 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,137 MM-HMM. 292 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,388 HE WAS... 293 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,766 SHY AND KINDA DORKY. 294 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,226 SERIOUSLY. (LAUGHS) 295 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,227 I MEAN, TO BE HONEST, 296 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,521 I NEVER WOULD'VE KNOWN HE LIKED ME, 297 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,938 EXCEPT FOR... 298 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,398 THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME 299 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,441 I WAS SKETCHING HIM FOR CLASS... 300 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,111 HE GOT EXCITED. 301 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,154 WAAAAAH. NO. 302 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,322 (LAUGHING) 303 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,993 OOH, DAWSON, GO DO IT NOW. 304 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,244 DO WHAT? 305 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,371 I DON'T REMEMBER COMING UP WITH A PLAN. 306 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,540 JUST FRIGGIN' GO DO IT! 307 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,013 SLIM PICKIN'S, HUH? 308 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:06,309 ENTERTAINMENT'S SURE TOUGH TO COME BY AROUND HERE. 309 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,228 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN? 310 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,854 ME? I JUST GOT HERE. 311 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,023 WELL, I'D BE GLAD TO SHOW YOU THE ROPES, UM... 312 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,609 DAWSON. DAWSON LEERY. 313 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,862 YOU GOT NICE HANDS, DAWSON LEERY. 314 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,656 I'M TONI STARK. 315 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,781 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 316 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,992 YOU'RE...A GENIUS. 317 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,578 YEAH. 318 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,120 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 319 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,707 I'M SORRY. YOU PROBABLY CAME HERE FOR PRIVACY. 320 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:31,585 NO. ACTUALLY I CAME HERE TO STOP HAVING FUN, 321 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,794 BUT I LOVE HEARING HOW GREAT I WAS... 322 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,296 10 YEARS AGO. 323 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,756 YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WERE A FLASH IN THE PAN. 324 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,469 SO ARE WE GONNA GO SOMEWHERE OR WHAT? 325 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,471 UM... 326 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,514 (LAUGHS) 327 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,600 I...UH, 328 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,142 I'M SORRY. 329 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,520 LOOK, THE THING IS I'M STARTING OUT IN THE INDUSTRY-- 330 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,564 LISTEN, BABY BIRD, 331 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,983 IT'S BAD ENOUGH TEASING A DRYING-OUT BROAD WITH YOUR NAUGHTY BITS, 332 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,944 BUT IT'S WORSE TO TRY AND TALK ABOUT THE BUSINESS 333 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,196 WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S CURRENTLY OUT OF IT. 334 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,365 SEE YA AROUND. 335 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:06,327 (LAUGHS) OH, MY GOD. 336 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,079 DAWSON! 337 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,788 (SIGHS) 338 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,085 HEY, HOPE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING 339 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,253 OF NUTRITIONAL VALUE. 340 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,380 NO. NO. 341 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,090 (SIGHS) 342 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,467 NO. NO. JUST LOOKIN'. 343 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,468 SO IT'S A GOOD PARTY, HUH? 344 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,843 I THINK IT'S A GOOD PARTY. 345 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,471 ALL THESE DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE MIXING 346 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,347 AND WHAT NOT, AND-- 347 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,182 AND THERE'S BEEN NO PUNCHING IN OF C.J.'s FACE. 348 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,434 THAT'S GOOD. I LIKE THAT. 349 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,435 YOU SEEM A LITTLE JUMPY. 350 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,479 DO YOU, UH, WANT A BEER OR SOMETHING? 351 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,314 NO, I'M GOIN' THE CLEAN AND SOBER ROUTE TONIGHT, 352 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,565 TAKIN' ONE FOR THE C.J. TEAM. 353 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,525 HE DOESN'T MIND IT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DRINK. 354 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,152 IT'S NOTHING. IT'S JUST EASIER THIS WAY. 355 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,945 WHAT, LYING? 356 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,323 NO, IT'S NOT LYING, I MEAN, IT'S JUST--IT'S-- 357 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,576 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, AND IT'S PROBABLY REALLY GOOD FOR ME, TOO. 358 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,206 HEY. 359 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,374 HI. 360 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,626 HOW ARE YA, SLUGGER? 361 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,419 DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 362 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,672 YEAH, I NOTICED THE LACK OF FISTICUFFS. 363 00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,964 THANK YOU FOR BEING NICE TO HIM. 364 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,924 IT'S ACTUALLY EASIER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 365 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,176 'CAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE'S A PRETTY GOOD GUY. 366 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,052 SO WE KISSED, WE MADE UP, I OFFERED HIM A DRINK, 367 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,137 AND EVERYTHING'S BEEN OK. 368 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:09,015 HE REFUSED, RIGHT, WHEN YOU OFFERED HIM THE DRINK? 369 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,392 NO, OF COURSE NOT. WHO DOES THAT? 370 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,353 OH, GOD. ALCOHOLICS. 371 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,189 RECOVERING ALCOHOLICS TEND NOT TO DRINK. 372 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,316 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE UNDER-AGE ALCOHOLICS AROUND HERE? 373 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,984 OK. 374 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:20,985 I GOT IT. 375 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:21,986 I'M ON DAMAGE CONTROL, 376 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,279 AND HAVE YOU SEEN JOEY? 377 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,239 YOU KNOW, C.J. 378 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,784 I JUST--I REALLY THINK IT'S GREAT 379 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,661 HOW YOU'VE TURNED JEN AROUND. 380 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,664 BECAUSE BEFORE, BELIEVE ME, I MEAN, SHE WAS-- 381 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,541 SHE WAS A TROUBLED YOUNG LADY. 382 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,001 SO SHE SAYS. 383 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,003 SHE KILLED A GIRL ONCE. 384 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,004 WHAT? 385 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,422 ABBY MORGAN. 386 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,923 KILLED HER WITH CHAMPAGNE. 387 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,219 NO. YOU WANT SOME? 388 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,928 NO. NO. DO YOU WANT SOME? 389 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,430 I'M--I'M-- THIS IS--I'M-- 390 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,516 OOOH. (LAUGHS) 391 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,226 HEY, THERE YOU ARE. 392 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,352 SO... 393 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,603 WHAT DO YOU SAY 394 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,397 WE LEAVE THE NICE MAN ALONE NOW, SHALL WE? 395 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,149 ABOUT THAT THING EARLIER, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW. 396 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,108 WHAT? 397 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,072 THANK YOU. 398 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,073 YOU'RE WELCOME. 399 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,075 HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY. 400 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,619 WHAT DOES C.J. STAND FOR? 401 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,162 COULDN'T TELL YA. 402 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,123 AH, I HOPE THOSE KIDS WORK IT OUT. 403 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,291 HMM. 404 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,294 PACEY. 405 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,758 EVERYBODY'S WORKING IT OUT. 406 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,218 JEN AND C.J., 407 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,470 YOU KNOW, THAT BRITISH GIRL 408 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,681 AND THAT GROSS GUY. 409 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,394 I'M JUST NO GOOD AT THIS. I JUST-- 410 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,271 I PUSH PEOPLE AWAY. 411 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,480 NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 412 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,232 OH, NO? 413 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,359 THEN WHY DO THEY GO OUT TO SEA OR MOVE ACROSS COUNTRY 414 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,944 OR FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS JUST BECAUSE I TOLD THEM TO? 415 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,366 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING BETTER OUT THERE THAN ME. 416 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,827 WHOA. I THINK, PERHAPS 417 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,162 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS THE WRONG WAY. 418 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,792 MAYBE IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE SUCH AN AMAZING WOMAN, 419 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,586 YOU MAKE THESE GUYS WANNA BE BETTER MEN. 420 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,924 WELL, WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 421 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,218 TRUE ENOUGH. 422 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,765 (CHUCKLES) YEAH. 423 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,849 (SIGHS) YEAH. 424 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,143 WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK SO GLUM. 425 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,562 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY SUCKY LIFE. 426 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,397 YOURS IS A SUCCESS. 427 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,319 OH. 428 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,987 I FORGOT. 429 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,197 YOU'RE STILL NOT OVER ME. 430 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,409 (CHUCKLES) REALLY? 431 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,244 OH, REMEMBER? 432 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,371 CHRISTMAS DINNER FROM HELL? 433 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,916 RIGHT. THAT WAS ONE OF AUDREY'S ENLIGHTENED COMMENTS. 434 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,584 OF COURSE. YOU'RE STILL NOT OVER ME. 435 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,586 THAT MUST SUCK. 436 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,045 OH, IT DOES. 437 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,298 YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE HARDSHIPS I GO THROUGH 438 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,925 TRYING TO MAINTAIN A FRIENDSHIP 439 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,176 WITH A DREAM GIRL SUCH AS YOURSELF. 440 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,177 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 441 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,261 GETS LONELY. 442 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,263 IT DOES. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT, 443 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,556 BUT JACK AND I CUDDLE. 444 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,517 THAT EASES THE PAIN. 445 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,810 HE'S VERY LOVING. 446 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:02,146 (LAUGHS) 447 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,063 OH, PACE. 448 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,526 YOU KNOW WHAT? 449 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,027 I AM A GOOD CATCH. 450 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,822 I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 451 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,699 I MEAN, WHEN DID YOU STOP GOING TO SCHOOL? 452 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,909 UM... 453 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,702 THE END OF THE SEMESTER. 454 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,454 THE BAND'S REALLY TAKING OFF, JACK, 455 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,831 AND I JUST-- 456 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,166 I COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH THE REQUIREMENTS. 457 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,252 WHEN AM I GONNA NEED TO KNOW THE ORIGIN 458 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,755 OF THE BAROQUE PERIOD ANYWAY? 459 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,131 IT'S TOTALLY LACKING INSPIRATION. 460 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,008 TOTALLY. 461 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,428 AHEM. 462 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,430 SO, GUS... 463 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,557 YOU STILL IN SCHOOL? 464 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,184 NO NEED. 465 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,770 I'M GONNA BE A ROADIE FOR THE LITTLE LADY. 466 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,731 (LAUGHS) NO. NO. HE'S JUST SAYING THAT. NO. 467 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,358 HE'S ACTUALLY, UM, A VERY BRILLIANT PIANIST. 468 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:33,571 HE, UM, PLAYS IN A POOL HALL ON--ON THURSDAY NIGHTS. 469 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,906 IT'S REALLY GOOD STUFF. 470 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,240 WICKED. 471 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,539 YEAH. OK, UM... 472 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,626 ARE YOU SURE YOU THOUGHT THIS MARRIAGE THING THROUGH? 473 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,796 I MEAN, NO OFFENSE, GUS, WE JUST MET TONIGHT, BUT, UH, 474 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,172 IT'S MOVIN' AWFUL QUICKLY. 475 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,260 YEAH, THAT'S SORT OF THE POINT, JACK. 476 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,013 MY VISA RAN OUT AS SOON AS I QUIT SCHOOL, 477 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,514 WHICH MEANS I HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE HERE 478 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,766 UNLESS I... 479 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,768 MARRY SOME YANKEE BASTARD. 480 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,813 ACTUALLY GUS HAS BEEN VERY AGREEABLE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 481 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,230 HAVEN'T YA, GUS? 482 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,567 RIGHT ON, BABY MAMA. 483 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,821 SO I'M GOING TO GO, UM, FETCH SOMETHING TO DRINK. 484 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,322 CAN I GET SOMETHING FOR ANYONE? 485 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,365 YEAH, I'D LIKE A-- I'D LIKE A BEER. 486 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,617 OK. 487 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,994 AND MAYBE SOME CHIPS. 488 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,579 AND MAYBE, UH... 489 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,415 MASH THE CHIPS UP INSIDE A SANDWICH. 490 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,375 OK. 491 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,214 SO... 492 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,800 GUS, 493 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,012 DID YA JUST, YOU KNOW, OFFER YOUR SERVICES TO HER, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, 494 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,222 IT'S A BIG SACRIFICE JUST, 495 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,766 YOU KNOW, GETTIN' MARRIED THIS YOUNG AND ALL. 496 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,018 SO-- 497 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,352 YEAH, I WAS LED TO BELIEVE 498 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,979 THAT HAVING OTHER WOMEN IN THE BEDROOM 499 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,772 WOULDN'T EXACTLY BE OFF LIMITS. 500 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:53,526 PLUS, IT'S NICE COMPENSATION. 501 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,610 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 502 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,404 FREE ROOM AND BOARD, MAN. 503 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,448 PLUS, SHE SAID SHE'D COOK FOR ME. 504 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,492 UH... 505 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,452 YEAH, YOU KNOW, SHE'S NOT EXACTLY A COOK. 506 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,662 UM... 507 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,788 SHE JUST THROWS STUFF IN A BLENDER, 508 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:06,831 AND THEN SHE JUST KINDA HOPES-- 509 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,290 WHATEVER, MAN. 510 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,583 SHE'S GOT A NICE RACK. 511 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,543 YEAH, SHE-- 512 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,878 SAY, UH, 513 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,212 ARE YOU TWO GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER? 514 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,007 UNFORTUNATELY. 515 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:19,052 YEAH, NO, YOUR OLD MAN'S COOL. 516 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,469 DOESN'T EVEN SEEM ALL THAT GAY. 517 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,478 YEAH. 518 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,313 OK. UM... 519 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,232 SEE YOU KIDS LATER. I'M JUST GOING TO-- 520 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,235 STAY RIGHT HERE. 521 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:42,992 Dawson: ALL RIGHT, WAIT, 522 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,284 WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS? 523 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,411 WEREN'T YOU JUST BLATANTLY TELLING ME 524 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,453 WHAT A MISERABLE FAILURE I WAS? 525 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,454 LOOK, DAWSON LEERY, 526 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:48,664 IF THERE IS ONE THING I HAVE LEARNED IN REHAB, 527 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,624 WELL, OTHER THAN SOME KILLER CAT'S CRADLE, 528 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,501 IS THAT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. 529 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,171 YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY AND ALL THAT. 530 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,547 YOU'RE NOT TOO CONVINCING. 531 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,840 (SIGHS) COME ON. 532 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,425 YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER 533 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,885 THAN ALL THE WANNABES I GREW UP WITH. 534 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,721 I MEAN, OK, SO YOU MADE A COLOSSAL FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF 535 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,014 IN FRONT OF SOME PRODUCER. 536 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,558 I SAY... WHY NOT DO IT AGAIN? 537 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,809 YOU'RE NOT JUST ENCOURAGING ME 538 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,019 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN REHAB FOR A MONTH 539 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,229 AND YOU'RE BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND, ARE YOU? 540 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,646 DAWSON, GIVE A GIRL A BREAK 541 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,690 AND DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE! 542 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,483 ALL RIGHT, SHE WENT IN THAT ROOM RIGHT THERE. 543 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,526 OOOH. 544 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,907 HEY, GUYS. 545 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,158 COME ON IN. DON'T BE SHY. WE'RE HERE TO HELP. 546 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,159 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE-- 547 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,452 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 548 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,996 HONEY, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR US. 549 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,539 COME ON, GUYS, MAKE SOME ROOM. 550 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,334 THANK YOU. 551 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,045 THANKS. 552 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,760 AAAAAH! 553 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,511 Guys: ONE, TWO... 554 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:47,765 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO CO-HABITATE WITH THIS GUY? 555 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,977 WHOA. WHOA. SHE DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 556 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:51,978 Guys: ...NINE-- 557 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,815 EECH. (LAUGHS) WHOO! 558 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,777 WELL, YEAH, I THINK IT'S PART OF THE MARITAL-BLISS DEAL. 559 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,154 I MEAN, FREE ROOM AND BOARD, 560 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,030 THE OCCASIONAL UNWANTED GROPING, 561 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,031 IT'S THE ONLY REASON HE'S DOING IT. 562 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,699 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 563 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,202 WHAT, YOU'RE SHOCKED? 564 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,746 I--I--I JUST DON'T GET IT, I GUESS. 565 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,831 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 566 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,415 I UNDERSTAND EMMA'S IN A BIND, 567 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,126 BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE COULDA SAID SOMETHING. 568 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,669 AND THIS CREEP. YEAH, I KNOW. 569 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,838 I MEAN, WHO MARRIES SOMEONE THEY DON'T LOVE? 570 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,298 THAT KINDA CREEP. 571 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,178 KINDA CREEP THAT'S KINDA GIVIN' UP HOPE. 572 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,846 WHEN YOU STOP TO THINK ABOUT IT, 573 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:33,853 IT REALLY MUST SUCK TO BE HIM. 574 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,230 SO YOU HAVIN' FUN? 575 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,857 OH, YEAH. 576 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,608 YEAH. 577 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,194 SO YOU'RE DRINKING? 578 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,696 YOU KNOW, I'D BE MUCH MORE INCLINED TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION 579 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,780 IF YOU WEREN'T LOOKIN' AT ME 580 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,533 LIKE I JUST...KILLED GRAMS DRUNK DRIVING. 581 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,327 I'M JUST CURIOUS. 582 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:50,661 WELL, YOUR FRIEND OFFERED ME A DRINK, 583 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:52,246 AND IT SEEMED RUDE TO SAY NO, SO-- 584 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,248 SO THAT'S IT? 585 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,583 YEARS OF SOBRIETY SHOT TO HELL 586 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,169 OVER A QUESTION OF ETIQUETTE 587 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,213 WITH A GUY WHO THREATENED TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FACE? 588 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,839 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND. 589 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,341 WELL, THANK GOD FOR THAT. 590 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,342 NO, I JUST-- I DIDN'T WANT 591 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:05,551 TO GET INTO IT WITH A STRANGER. 592 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,927 YOU KNOW... 593 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,262 BUT THANKS FOR TELLING HIM, INCIDENTALLY. 594 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,429 TELLING HIM WHAT? 595 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,430 THAT I DON'T DRINK, APPARENTLY. 596 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,431 NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO ME 597 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,226 LIKE I'M DYING OR SOMETHING. 598 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,228 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT IS A DISEASE. 599 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,687 I KNOW THAT, JEN. 600 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,148 I, UH, I TRAINED YOU. REMEMBER? 601 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,192 Y-YEAH, NO, I KNOW. I KNOW, 602 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,361 SO WHY IS THIS COMING UP? 603 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,196 BECAUSE FOR AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN YOU, 604 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,405 YOU'VE OPERATED ON A CERTAIN SET OF RULES 605 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:29,325 TO THE POINT WHERE I DIDN'T THINK THAT A DAY WOULD GO BY 606 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,826 IF YOU WEREN'T STICKING TO THE C.J. PLAN. 607 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,203 WELL, DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU 608 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,954 THAT MAYBE I REALIZED I WAS TOO STRICT WITH MYSELF? 609 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,499 THAT MAYBE I WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE RIGHT NOW 610 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,877 IF I WAS STICKING TO THE SO-CALLED C.J. PLAN? 611 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,295 WELL, IF THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN, 612 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,296 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE WITH ME. 613 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,131 WHY? BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE 614 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,424 FOR THE PAST HOUR CONSIDERING ON WHETHER OR NOT TO TAKE A DRINK? 615 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,763 I'D BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR FRIEND JOEY OVER THERE. 616 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,139 SHE TRIED TO TELL ME YOU KILLED SOMEBODY. 617 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,267 WAIT, I'M SORRY, SO YOU--YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING? 618 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,768 OH, IS THAT GONNA MAGICALLY CHANGE 619 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:56,810 ALL THE CONCLUSIONS YOU JUST JUMPED TO? 620 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,104 WELL, YES. 621 00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,897 WELL, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, JEN. 622 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,399 YEAH, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, FINE. 623 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:02,983 JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN THINKING 624 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,360 ABOUT TRYING SOME NORMALCY WITH YOU, 625 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,112 BUT APPARENTLY YOU FIND THAT WILDLY INSULTING. 626 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,114 NO. NO, LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT-- 627 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,408 I JUST DON'T WANT WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN US 628 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,743 TO BE DETRIMENTAL TO EITHER OF US. 629 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,745 ARE YOU TRYING TO GET OUTTA SOMETHING HERE? 630 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,955 IF YOU ARE, JUST TELL ME. 631 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,455 NO, I AM NOT TRYING TO GET OUT OF ANYTHING. 632 00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:19,666 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING INTO. 633 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,920 WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU MAKING EXCUSES FOR WHY THIS WON'T WORK? 634 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,258 I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY HYPOCRITICAL GIVEN OUR HISTORY, ISN'T IT? 635 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:30,594 Counselor: WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 636 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,472 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) MY NAME IS PINKY. 637 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:38,436 THEY CALL ME THAT BECAUSE A FERRET BIT OFF MY PINKY TOE 638 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,188 WHEN I WAS 10, AND THAT IS WHEN I TURNED TO THE DRINK. 639 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:43,316 Counselor: OK. 640 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,359 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'D LIKE TO TELL YOUR FRIEND HERE? 641 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,153 OH, HE IS MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND, 642 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,154 MORE THAN JUST A COUSIN. 643 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,822 WE GOT MARRIED REAL YOUNG. 644 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,740 RIGHT AFTER THE SECOND BABY, WAS IT? 645 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,741 AND THEN THERE WERE SOME MORE, 646 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,285 BUT I LOST TRACK. 647 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:57,037 THEY'RE WITH MOM NOW IN VEGAS, 648 00:24:57,037 --> 00:25:00,082 BUT DAWSON HERE, HE WAS ALWAYS REAL GOOD TO ME. 649 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,669 EVEN WHEN I BEAT HIM BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 650 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,422 HE KNEW IT WAS JUST THE ALCOHOL TALKIN', RIGHT? 651 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:09,049 YOU DID DO SOME THINGS THAT WERE MORE VIOLENT THAN THAT. 652 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,592 WELL, LIKE WHAT, HONEY? 653 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,470 WELL, HOW 'BOUT THE TIME YOU DROVE THE CAR THROUGH THE HOUSE 654 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:13,471 AND DAMN NEAR KILLED US ALL? 655 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,348 HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THE CAR. YEAH. 656 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:18,767 THERE WERE SOME THINGS THAT I DID 657 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,188 THAT I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE IF I WEREN'T DRINKIN'. 658 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:26,317 WHAT OTHER THINGS, FINGY? 659 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:29,153 WELL... 660 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,613 LIKE TELLIN' PEOPLE THINGS THEY DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR 661 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,992 JUST 'CAUSE I WANTED TO SEE THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES. 662 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,287 YOU KNOW, PUSHIN' PEOPLE AWAY WHO WERE JUST TRYIN' TO HELP ME. 663 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:41,248 DAWSON HERE, HE WAS ALWAYS... 664 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,334 REAL QUIET ABOUT IT, THOUGH. 665 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,543 NOT JUDGMENTAL, REALLY, JUST, YOU KNOW, 666 00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:47,587 KEPT PICKIN' ME UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 667 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:52,385 AND WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE HE DID THAT? 668 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,136 I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 669 00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:56,472 I THINK HE'S JUST... 670 00:25:56,472 --> 00:26:00,059 THE KINDA GUY WHO ALWAYS BELIEVES THE BEST IN PEOPLE. 671 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,644 AND HE DESERVED MORE THAN JUST... 672 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,563 THE DESTRUCTION OF HIS PROPERTY, I SUPPOSE. 673 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,984 IT'S OK, THOUGH. WE CAN FIX THAT. 674 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,653 (WHISPERING) BUT I COULD'VE REALLY HURT YOU. 675 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,740 YEAH, BUT I THINK YOU NEEDED TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM 676 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,741 BEFORE YOU SNAPPED OUT OF IT. 677 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,284 YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T HIT ROCK BOTTOM 678 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,827 UNTIL A COUPLE OF WEEKS AFTER THAT. 679 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,746 MAYBE YOU JUST NEEDED TO HIT IT REALLY HARD. 680 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,789 (LAUGHING) 681 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:28,254 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) DO YOU THINK... THAT THERE IS STILL A HOUSE 682 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,423 FOR ME TO COME HOME TO 683 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,632 AFTER ALL THE CONSTRUCTION'S DONE AND WHAT NOT? 684 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:33,967 I PROMISE. 685 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,262 OH! 686 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,638 DAWSON, LET'S HAVE ANOTHER BABY. 687 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,519 (APPLAUSE) 688 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:47,106 LISTEN, I'M ALL FOR MAKIN' A MOCKERY OF REHAB, 689 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,524 BUT CAN WE PLEASE MOVE THIS ALONG? 690 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,192 BLONDIE OVER HERE IS FROM BEVERLY HILLS, 691 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,152 AND SHE TRIED TO TAKE ME FOR 2 PACKS LAST NIGHT, 692 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,030 AND HER BOYFRIEND HERE IS, I DON'T KNOW, A KEY GRIP. 693 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,614 IS THIS TRUE? 694 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:57,866 ACTUALLY I WAS ASSISTANT TO THE DIRECTOR. 695 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,368 I ENDED UP DIRECTING THE RE-SHOOTS MYSELF, 696 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,036 AND, TONI, IF YOU'D ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU MY REEL-- 697 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,414 OK, THAT'LL BE QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 698 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:04,957 YOU TWO OBVIOUSLY DON'T BELONG HERE. 699 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,000 (GASPS) DO YOU MEAN I'M CURED? 700 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,419 NO, I MEAN YOU'RE ON DISH DUTY TONIGHT. 701 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,379 I'LL TELL BETTY. NOW, PLEASE, 702 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:11,713 LET US CONDUCT THIS SESSION IN PEACE. 703 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:12,839 SORRY. 704 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,302 BUH-BYE NOW. 705 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:19,430 IT WENT WELL. 706 00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:28,606 YOU ARE KIDDING ME WITH THIS, RIGHT, JOEY? 707 00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:29,856 Joey: I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT. 708 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:30,816 NOW DON'T BE A SPOIL SPORT. 709 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,568 COME ON. 710 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:36,447 OK, FINE, BUT I--I'M NOT KISSING HIM. 711 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:38,282 WELL, WHAT'S FAIR IS FAIR, RIGHT? 712 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,159 COME ON, GUSTAV, 713 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,952 SPIN. 714 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,428 Joey: NEW RULE-- 715 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:01,514 NO TONGUE. 716 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:03,890 Jen: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT'S FAIR IS FAIR, 717 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:07,269 AND DON'T MESS WITH ME BECAUSE I'VE KILLED BEFORE. 718 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,437 (WHISPERING) I KNOW. 719 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:10,981 SEE? 720 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,567 Gus: NO TONGUE? 721 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,693 SCREW THAT. 722 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,251 OK. 723 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,211 WELL? 724 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:40,969 JACK! 725 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:05,744 OH. 726 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:22,219 Joey: WAIT. 727 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,929 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 728 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,305 YOU GUYS GET TO KISS ALL THE TIME. 729 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,473 WHAT'S THE FUN IN THAT? 730 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,850 NOT TONIGHT. THERE'S RULES TO BE FOLLOWED, YEAH? 731 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,102 OH, SHUT UP. 732 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,448 David: OK. 733 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,241 UGH, YEAH. 734 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,451 I'M A LITTLE THIRSTY. DO YOU NEED A-- 735 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,452 OK. YEAH, LET'S. 736 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:47,453 Joey: OH, HEY, WHOA. 737 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:48,954 THIS ISN'T LIKE... 738 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,414 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN. 739 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,416 YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME BACK. 740 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,833 YOU JUST WANNA KISS JEN. 741 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,834 OK, REGARDLESS, 742 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,295 THEY FORFEIT THEIR TURN. 743 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,098 MMM. 744 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,350 WELL... 745 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,646 ♪ DOO-DOO DOO-DOO ♪ 746 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,151 ALL RIGHT. 747 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,736 (WHISPERING) Lay one on me, Pace. 748 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,074 OH! (CRASH) 749 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,994 Pacey: OH, YOU'RE GONNA DIE! 750 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:34,040 I JUST-- I JUST WANTED TO SEE 751 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,375 HOW MUCH WEIGHT IT WOULD HOLD. 752 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,627 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! I DIDN'T-- 753 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,462 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! 754 00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:40,380 I WILL KILL YOU. I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS! 755 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,465 DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! 756 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,091 AH! AH! AH! AH! AAAAH! 757 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,884 IDIOT! 758 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:46,470 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 759 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,555 NO! NO! NO! KILL YOU! 760 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:49,640 WHAT ABOUT MY STUFF? 761 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,599 OH, I'LL THROW IT ON THE CURB. 762 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:51,642 YEAH. OK, BUT-- 763 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:52,643 THE WEDDING IS OFF. UM, WE-- 764 00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:53,769 WE HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. 765 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:54,687 YEAH, I'M AWARE OF THAT, THANK YOU. 766 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:55,688 OK. 767 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,314 OH, BERTHA. 768 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,732 (CRYING) OH, NO. 769 00:30:58,732 --> 00:30:59,941 JEEZ! (ELECTRICAL SNAPS) 770 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,112 OH, I'M GONNA KILL THAT LITTLE BASTARD. 771 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,031 WANNA PLAY SARDINES? 772 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,325 (THUD) 773 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,665 SO THEY'RE REALLY GONNA PUT YOU ON DISH DUTY, HUH? 774 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:17,710 OH, PLEASE, THAT'S A GODSEND. 775 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:19,211 IT GETS ME OUT OF KUMBAYA-ING FOR THE NIGHT. 776 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,337 WELL, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE US SO MANY KIDS? 777 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,714 WHATEVER! 778 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,423 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET ALL EARNEST 779 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,925 WITH THE BAG LADY ABOUT THE NATURE OF THE BIZ? 780 00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,594 (LAUGHS) 781 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,179 OHH. 782 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:30,889 (SIGHS) 783 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:35,519 YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T ENTIRELY FICTIONAL, 784 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,771 THE THERAPY SESSION. 785 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,272 I WAS FEELING LIKE THERE WAS SOME 786 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,315 HARDCORE HEALING GOING ON IN THERE. 787 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,025 GOOD. 788 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,194 JUST SUCKS YOU HAD TO GET IN TROUBLE TO DO IT. 789 00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:45,945 DAWSON. 790 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,281 STALKING SOME WOMAN THROUGH THE HALLWAYS 791 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,325 AND CRASHING A THERAPY SESSION 792 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,993 WAS MORE FUN THAN I EVER COULD'VE IMAGINED. 793 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:54,329 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A RELIEF IT WAS 794 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,622 TO JUST... 795 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,499 NOT TALK ABOUT MYSELF 796 00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:00,419 AND MY PROBLEMS ALL DAY. 797 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,589 AND DARNED IF IT DIDN'T END UP HELPING MY PROBLEMS OUT ANYWAY. 798 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,173 HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. 799 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,174 I KNOW. 800 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,093 YOU SEEM A LITTLE LESS SELF-ABSORBED 801 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,386 THAN WHEN YOU GOT HERE. 802 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,221 YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF BACK TO L.A. PROPER FAST. 803 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,806 YEAH, REALLY. 804 00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:14,015 I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT WAS 805 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,684 JUST SEEING SOMEBODY I ADMIRE SO MUCH 806 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,227 GIVE UP ON LIFE LIKE THAT. 807 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,062 I DON'T KNOW, I MIGHT BE FLOUNDERING FOR MY NEXT MOVE, 808 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,188 BUT I'M NOT THAT BAD. 809 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,442 DAWSON, I HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON LIFE. 810 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,193 I'M TALKING ABOUT TONI STARK. 811 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,695 OH. RIGHT. 812 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:27,696 (GIGGLES) 813 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,197 SEE? YOU'RE GOOD. 814 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:32,284 THE NEXT TIME YOU COME, YOU BRING ME NYQUIL. 815 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,827 THERE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A NEXT TIME. 816 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:34,828 YOU'RE ALMOST OUTTA HERE. 817 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:36,329 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S LIKE... 818 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,706 AS MUCH AS I HATE IT HERE, 819 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:39,750 I'M SORTA SCARED 820 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:41,919 MORE OF WHAT'S BEYOND THE GATE 821 00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:44,003 'CAUSE IT'S ALL KIND OF A BLUR, BUT... 822 00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:45,088 I DON'T THINK I LEFT THINGS 823 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,840 ON THE BEST OF TERMS OUT THERE. 824 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,092 IT CAN ALL BE JUST LIKE IT WAS. 825 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,344 MINUS THE BAD PARTS. 826 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,054 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, 827 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,140 I KINDA DON'T THINK I CAN, 828 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,809 BUT... 829 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,976 KINDA GLAD ABOUT THAT. 830 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:03,649 (GIGGLES) COME HERE. 831 00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:07,694 (SIGHS) THANK YOU. 832 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,990 BYE. 833 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,283 SEE YA. 834 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:25,420 SO, UH, YOU REALLY USED TO GO OUT WITH, UH, JOEY, HUH? 835 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,131 UH...AHEM. 836 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,967 WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO TONIGHT? 837 00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:31,259 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP DITCHING ME 838 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,845 TO GO MAKE OUT WITH WOMEN-- 839 00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,680 I WAS JUST PLAYING BY THE RULES. 840 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,014 BESIDES, JOEY WAS BEING VERY...ADAMANT. 841 00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:38,141 WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE TELL YOU? 842 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:39,434 NOTHING, REALLY, 843 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:42,020 BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR WORK SOMETIME. 844 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,525 (LAUGHS) 845 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,777 OOH, NO, I DON'T-- 846 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:49,862 I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK SO. 847 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,196 AHEM. 848 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,198 BUT I AM SORRY FOR BEING, 849 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,617 UH, DISTRACTED TONIGHT. 850 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:56,660 IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, 851 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,453 THIS WHOLE... GUS BOMB 852 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,831 THAT, UH, EMMA DROPPED IS JUST KINDA SHOCKING. 853 00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:02,541 YEAH, BUT CRISIS AVERTED. 854 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,626 IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. 855 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,461 WELL, I'M JUST WORRIED. 856 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,588 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I JUST--I HAD NO IDEA 857 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:10,674 THAT THINGS WERE SO DESPERATE FOR HER. 858 00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:11,967 WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO NOW? 859 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,344 HMM. IT'S A BAD SITUATION, 860 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:18,473 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT ISN'T EXACTLY YOUR PROBLEM TO SOLVE. 861 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,099 I MEAN, THERE ISN'T REALLY MUCH YOU CAN DO 862 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,393 UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO MARRY HER YOURSELF. 863 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,519 (CHUCKLES) 864 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,158 WAIT. 865 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,869 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU GETTING DRESSED? 866 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,829 WELL, YEAH. I THINK SOME PEOPLE WANNA GET IN HERE. 867 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,999 DON'T. MAKE THEM WAIT. 868 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,417 THEIR COATS AREN'T THAT NICE ANYWAY. 869 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,210 WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE ROLLIN' AROUND IN 'EM. 870 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:48,211 I KNOW. EXACTLY. 871 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,087 OK. COME HERE. 872 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,098 MMM. 873 00:35:01,098 --> 00:35:04,143 THIS SURE BEATS ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT I'VE HAD A DRINK. 874 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:07,522 NO, THAT WAS FUN FOR A WHILE, TOO. 875 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,275 WELL, YOU WEREN'T ENTIRELY WRONG. 876 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,444 YEAH, WELL, I WASN'T ENTIRELY RIGHT, EITHER. 877 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,112 I MEAN... 878 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,866 IT'S YOUR LIFE, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH IT. 879 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,116 NOT REALLY. 880 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,245 BUT THIS IS PRETTY NICE RIGHT HERE. 881 00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:27,500 I GOT NERVOUS TONIGHT... 882 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,378 WHEN I SAW... 883 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,714 PACEY. 884 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:36,259 REMINDED ME OF ALL THE--THE DRAMA. 885 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,177 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST-- 886 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:41,014 I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, 887 00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:42,390 TRY TO BE NORMAL. 888 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,226 I WOULD BE UNHAPPY IF YOU WERE NORMAL. 889 00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:50,065 BESIDES, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO. 890 00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,858 I HAD THIS PLAN 891 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:55,320 THAT I WAS NOT GOING TO HAVE A DRINK TONIGHT, 892 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,032 AND YOU AND I WERE JUST GOING TO TALK 893 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:01,952 ABOUT PHILOSOPHY. 894 00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:04,162 THAT'S NOT NORMAL PARTY BEHAVIOR. 895 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:09,208 I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF ANYMORE. 896 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:12,004 I MEAN, I JUST WANNA...DO THIS. 897 00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:14,756 CAN--CAN WE DO THIS? 898 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:16,091 THIS? 899 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,383 THINK WE JUST DID, 900 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:19,594 AND I THINK SOME COAT OWNERS 901 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,930 AREN'T GONNA BE TOO HAPPY WITH THE RESULT. 902 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:27,477 SERIOUSLY, I-- 903 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:30,355 I DON'T WANNA DATE THE IDEA OF YOU, 904 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,773 AND I DON'T WANT YOU 905 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:36,194 TO FALL FOR SOME FALSE IDEA OF ME. 906 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,864 YOU TRIED FAKING ME OUT BEFORE, REMEMBER? 907 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,448 YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. 908 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,535 I KNOW. 909 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,120 WE SHOULD GET OUTTA HERE. 910 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,208 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SURRENDER THIS COAT FIRST, YOU KNOW THAT? 911 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,922 NO, THIS IS JOEY'S COAT. SHE HAS ENOUGH COATS. 912 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,438 COME ON, LET'S GO GET WASTED. 913 00:37:12,438 --> 00:37:13,732 MMM. 914 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,400 TOTALLY, DUDE. 915 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:19,362 BYE. SEE YA, GUYS. 916 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:22,991 SO, WHERE DO YOU THINK C.J. AND JEN CAME FROM? 917 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,492 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 918 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,953 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR, UM... 919 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:27,996 FAILED MARRIAGE AND EVERYTHING. 920 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,331 YEAH, THANKS, JACK, 921 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:32,667 THE SYMPATHY IS JUST OOZING FROM YOUR VOICE. 922 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,794 ALL RIGHT, WELL, BETWEEN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE 923 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,004 AND--AND GOING HOME, 924 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,422 DON'T YOU THINK GOING HOME WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER? 925 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,174 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST YOU'D HAVE SOME TIME 926 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,258 TO FIGURE SOME THINGS OUT. 927 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,052 MY FOLKS ARE GREAT, DON'T GET ME WRONG, 928 00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:43,887 BUT IT IS MY MOM'S DYING WISH 929 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,764 TO SEE ME FAIL AT THIS, 930 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,057 AND I JUST CAN'T GIVE HER THAT SATISFACTION. 931 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:48,474 YOU KNOW, I'D BE THERE ONE DAY, 932 00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:49,976 SHE'D HAVE ME TUTORING THE SLOW KIDS 933 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:52,729 ON THE TRIANGLE. IT'S MUSICAL SUICIDE. 934 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:54,647 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE RIGHT NOW. 935 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,566 WHEN I FIND IT, IT USUALLY KICKS MY ASS. 936 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:57,650 (CHUCKLES) 937 00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:00,361 AND IF AT SOME POINT SOME CHRISTIAN BALE TYPE 938 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:03,740 DOES DESCEND UPON ME, SO TO SPEAK... 939 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:06,034 I'LL JUST, UM... YEAH. 940 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,786 DUMP THE POOR SAP I MARRIED. 941 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,662 HMM. WELL, 942 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:12,498 I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF PRIVATE TIME WITH THAT, UH, 943 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,500 CHRISTIAN BALE TYPE BEFORE I CAN LET YOU MARRY HIM. 944 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,544 (LAUGHS) UH-UH. 945 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,130 YOU ACTUALLY, I--I... 946 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,339 I WOULD BE THE PERFECT HUSBAND. 947 00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:23,176 YOU KNOW, I CAN HELP YOU CHECK OUT GUYS, 948 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,929 I CAN...MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT GAY. 949 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:28,306 (LAUGHS) 950 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,976 YES, IT IS RATHER A HASSLE WHEN YOU FIND THAT OUT LATE IN THE GAME, ISN'T IT? 951 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:34,729 PLUS, YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T BE PAWING YOU ALL THE TIME LIKE GUS. 952 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:38,066 WELL, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. LET'S GET MARRIED, THEN. 953 00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:44,322 LET'S DO IT. 954 00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:51,121 (LAUGHS) 955 00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:54,166 YEAH, UM... 956 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:56,168 HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK? 957 00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:57,335 I'M JUST TRYIN' TO HELP YOU OUT. 958 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,837 I MEAN, WE ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER, RIGHT? 959 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,506 LOOK, WHY DO YOU THINK I ASKED GUS? 960 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,341 'CAUSE HE'S A NASTY LITTLE CREATURE WHO I DON'T CARE ABOUT. 961 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,384 IT'S EASIER THAT WAY. 962 00:39:05,384 --> 00:39:07,720 I COULD NEVER ASK THAT BIG OF A FAVOR FROM A FRIEND. 963 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,721 I JUST--I COULDN'T. 964 00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:12,809 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO 'CAUSE... 965 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:15,979 I'M ASKIN' YOU. 966 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,441 JACK, 967 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:23,069 YOU ARE TOO GOOD. 968 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:26,823 WELL, NOT REALLY. 969 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:29,868 I--I--I DIDN'T GET YOU A RING OR-- 970 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,120 THAT'S A GOOD POINT! 971 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,539 NO, YOU ARE. YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THAT. 972 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,540 I COULDN'T. 973 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,875 (SIGHS) 974 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,459 I WOULD. 975 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,003 I KNOW. 976 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,838 I KNOW YOU WOULD, YOU MADMAN. 977 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,217 I WISH I COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT. 978 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:48,970 NOPE. 979 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,347 I CAN'T RUIN 2 LIVES. 980 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:51,348 (LAUGHS) 981 00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:54,684 IT'S MY MESS. I'VE GOT TO FIX IT. 982 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:57,395 I'VE BEEN LIVIN' TOO LONG IN FANTASY LAND. 983 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,109 GO DRY THOSE DISHES. 984 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,784 AND HERE WE ARE. 985 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,912 HOME, SWEET... 986 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,830 ALREADY? 987 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:19,834 ALREADY. I KNOW, IT'S A LONG TRIP UP FROM THE LIVING ROOM. 988 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,087 THAT WAS FUN. 989 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,505 SEE, I'M A LOVELY DRUNK. 990 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,591 YOU ARE INDEED, MISS POTTER. 991 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,885 I TALKED TO SO MANY NEW PEOPLE TONIGHT. 992 00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:32,055 PEOPLE LOVE ME. 993 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,639 AND THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU TELL THEM 994 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,683 YOUR FRIENDS' DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS. 995 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,685 HUH? 996 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,606 NOTHING. NEVER MIND. 997 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:46,236 IT WAS A WONDERFUL PARTY, PACEY. 998 00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:49,697 UNTIL ALL THE SMASHES AND STUFF. 999 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:51,950 YEAH, THE SMASHING WAS NOT SO GOOD. 1000 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,411 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE TELEVISION THING. 1001 00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:57,663 IT'S OK. IT HAPPENS. 1002 00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,832 AND I PROBABLY WAS GETTING A LITTLE TOO ATTACHED. 1003 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,084 CAN'T HAVE THAT. 1004 00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:03,502 NO. 1005 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:08,383 BUT I'M GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. YOU DESERVED IT. 1006 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:11,469 AND YOU ARE A LOVELY AND WISE DRUNK, MISS POTTER. 1007 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:23,106 WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER WAS RIGHT. 1008 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,108 I NEVER DID. 1009 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:27,444 HOW COULD I? 1010 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:32,324 JUST LOOK AT YOU. 1011 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,203 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE NEVER DID? 1012 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,056 YOUR TURN NOW. 1013 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:13,531 SWEET DREAMS, JOEY.