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OHH.
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WOULD YOU
EXCUSE ME
FOR ONE SECOND?
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OF COURSE.
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DARLIN', I DON'T
MEAN TO PRY, BUT...
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WOULD YOU MIND
TELLING ME
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JUST WHAT THE HELL IT IS
YOU'RE DOING DOWN THERE?
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IT DEPENDS. WOULD YOU
MIND TELLING ME
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WHAT THAT GIRL'S HAND
IS DOING KNEE-DEEP
ON YOUR LAP?
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EXCUSE ME?
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YOU HEARD ME. OR PERHAPS
YOU'D LIKE ME TO INVOLVE
THE ENTIRE TABLE,
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'CAUSE I'M SURE HER DATE
WOULD AT LEAST BE
MARGINALLY INTERESTED.
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OK, GREAT.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT.
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WHICH IS WHAT, EXACTLY?
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PACEY...
I WANT TO GO HOME.
NOW.
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I'M TIRED,
I'M CRANKY,
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AND I KNOW
YOU DIDN'T READ
THE FINE PRINT
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IN OUR LITTLE
RENT-A-DAY CONTRACT,
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BUT IT EXPIRES
IN EXACTLY 35 MINUTES,
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SO MAYBE YOU COULD JUST
SKIP THE SUBTLETIES AND
GET HER PHONE NUMBER?
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OK, SIS. HOLD IT DOWN.
IT'LL BE FINE.
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SHE THINKS
I'M YOUR SISTER?!
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OH, WILL YOU
LOOK AT THAT?
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OH!
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DID I NOT MENTION TO YOU
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WHAT A WONDERFUL NETWORKING
OPPORTUNITY THIS WAS FOR ME?
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YES. THAT'S HOW YOU
SUCKERED ME INTO COMING
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'VE NETWORKED,
WE'VE SCHMOOZED,
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AND UNLESS
YOU TAKE ME HOME NOW,
AS IN RIGHT NOW,
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I THINK LITTLE
MISS THING OVER THERE
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ISN'T GOING TO BE
SO INTERESTED WHEN
SHE SEES YOUR SISTER
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LEAN OVER THE TABLE
AND GIVE YOU THE TONGUE
KISSING OF YOUR LIFE.
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5 MINUTES.
WE'LL LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES.
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THANK YOU.
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GREAT. WELL,
EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE
FINE DOWN THERE.
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SISTERS. YOU KNOW?
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YEAH, AND THE GUY I'M WITH
IS REALLY MY BROTHER.
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HE IS?
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NO.
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OH. RIGHT.
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WELL, LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.
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YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY.
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SO THEN YOU WOULDN'T
MIND IF I CALLED YOU?
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SURE. YOU COULD CALL ME,
I COULD CALL YOU,
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OR I COULD DITCH MY DATE,
AND YOU COULD DITCH
YOUR...SISTER.
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AND WE COULD MEET
BACK HERE IN AN HOUR
AND GO TO MY PLACE.
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LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO THIS,
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I MEAN, IF YOU'RE
REALLY WITH THAT GIRL...
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THAT GIRL?
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The one that's
under the ta--
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OH, THAT GIRL.
THAT GIRL.
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OH...NO. NO, NO, NO.
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I AM MOST DEFINITELY
NOT WITH THAT GIRL.
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SO...IT'S A DATE?
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YES.
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I'LL SEE YOU BACK HERE
IN AN HOUR.
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FINALLY.
I GOT MY SHOE.
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IT WAS ALL THE WAY
ACROSS THE TABLE.
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WAS IT REALLY? GREAT.
THEN PROBLEM SOLVED,
WHATEVER THE PROBLEM WAS.
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WE SHOULD PROBABLY
BE GOING. OK?
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WAIT, PACEY.
LET ME GET MY SHOE.
COME ON, CINDERELLA.
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YOU HAVE A HOT DATE
OR SOMETHING?
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NO, BUT
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
DID JUST OFFER
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TO HAVE SEX WITH ME,
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
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YOU'RE SO CUTE
WHEN YOU'RE DELUSIONAL.
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PACE...I JUST HAVE
ONE QUESTION.
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SHOOT.
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WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
TO MY BUTT RIGHT NOW?
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THAT'LL BE
THE SEAT WARMER,
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WHICH COMES STANDARD
ON ALL YOUR FINER
GERMAN AUTOMOBILES.
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HUH. MY LOWER HALF
THANKS YOU
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FOR MOVING SO FAR
UP THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC
LADDER.
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PACEY, WASN'T THAT TURN
WE JUST SPED PAST
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THE WAY OUT OF THESE
GODFORSAKEN SUBURBS?
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YES, IT WAS, BUT YOU AND
I ARE GONNA BE MAKIN'
A LITTLE PIT STOP.
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PIT STOP? OH, NO.
PERHAPS I DIDN'T
IMPRESS UPON YOU
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THE IMPORTANCE
OF ME BEING HOME, IN BED,
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AND OUT OF THESE
RIDICULOUS CLOTHES
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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I HAVE
AN ENTIRE BOOK TO READ
BEFORE HETSON'S CLASS.
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OK, SIMMER DOWN.
THIS IS GONNA DELAY YOU,
LIKE, 2 MINUTES.
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WHAT DO YOU NEED,
ANYWAY?
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NEED?
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YEAH. THE REASON
FOR THE PIT STOP?
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THE THING
YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING?
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UH, LAUNDRY DETERGENT.
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LAUNDRY DETERGENT?
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YES. LAUNDRY DETERGENT.
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PACEY, IN THE ENTIRE TIME
I'VE KNOWN YOU,
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I DON'T THINK YOU'VE
EVER ONCE DONE LAUNDRY.
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UH, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO COME WITH ME.
YOU CAN WAIT IN THE CAR.
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YOU'RE SERIOUSLY
EXPECTING ME
TO WAIT OUT HERE
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WHILE YOU'RE TRAIPSING
AROUND THE WORLD'S
LARGEST SUPERSTORE?
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RIGHT.
WRONG!
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IT'S COLD, IT'S SCARY,
AND IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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I HAVE TO USE
THE BATHROOM.
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HOW COULD YOU
POSSIBLY HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM?
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2 MINUTES AGO,
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
WANT TO STOP.
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DO YOU WANT
TO ARGUE ABOUT THIS,
OR SHALL WE CONTINUE
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THE 10-MILE TREK
TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE?
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WHY DID WE HAVE TO PARK
SO FAR AWAY, ANYWAY?
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I JUST SPENT
2 1/2 MONTHS' SALARY
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GETTIN' DAWSON'S HOUSE
SCRAPED OFF HER FRONT END.
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YOU THINK I WANT TO LEAVE HER
IN THE HANDS OF THOSE FINE,
UPSTANDING CITIZENS? NOOO.
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GREAT.
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IT'S CLOSED.
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IT CAN'T BE CLOSED.
THERE'S STILL PEOPLE INSIDE.
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GOOD NIGHT, NOW,
FOLKS. DRIVE SAFE.
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HEY!
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU LAMEBRAINS
DOIN' OUT THERE?!
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THE MONTE CARLO!
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WATCH THE MONTE CARLO!
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OH. I'M GONNA GO--
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I KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GOIN'.
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UM...WE'RE GONNA
BE CLOSING SOON?
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OK.
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VERY NICE.
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THERE YOU ARE.
COME ON. LET'S--
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UH--I--COULD YOU
JUST HOLD ON
FOR ONE SECOND?
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NO. I NEED YOU.
NEED ME...FOR WHAT?
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YOU CAN'T GO
TO THE TOILET
BY YOURSELF?
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YES. THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
WHAT?
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OK. C-CAN YOU
JUST WAIT--
NO. I CAN'T.
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AND WHY WEREN'T YOU
AT THE LAUNDRY?
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OK. LET'S GO.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK
THE RIGHT WAY.
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YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE SO BOSSY.
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IS YOUR SENSE
OF ADVENTURE
REALLY SO LACKING
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YOU COULD NOT HAVE
USED THIS WASHROOM
UNATTENDED?
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PACEY, THE OUTER DOOR
DOESN'T LOCK.
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SOMEBODY COULD'VE
WALKED IN AT ANY POINT.
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SO?
SO...
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STALL-TO-STALLCHATTING WITH STRANGE MEN
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IN PUBLIC WASHROOMS
ISN'T REALLY
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A LIFE EXPERIENCE
I NEED TO HAVE,
THANK YOU.
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WHO IS GOING
TO WALK IN?
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THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
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AND THE WHOLE STORE'S
GONNA CLOSE
IN 5 MINUTES ANYHOW.
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OH, MY GOD.
THEY'RE STILL HERE.
YELL. YELL. YELL.
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HEY!
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MISTER! MISTER!
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HEY!
HELLO! HELP!
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THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
TELL ME THIS ISN'T
HAPPENING.
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IT'S OK. HE'S
GONNA SEE THE CAR.
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PACEY, WE'RE PARKED
IN, LIKE,
ANOTHER ZIP CODE.
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ALL RIGHT, IF WE WANT
TO START POINTING FINGERS,
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WE SHOULD PROBABLY POINT THEM
AT THE BLADDER THAT GOT US
INTO THIS SITUATION.
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HE'S LEAVING.
I CAN SEE THAT,
THANKS.
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LOOK. HE'S GETTING
IN HIS CAR,
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AND HE'S LEAVING
US HERE TRAPPED.
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OK.
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LET'S NOT PANIC.
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WHO'S PANICKING?
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I'M PANICKING, PACEY.
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
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WHERE I WANT
TO BE RIGHT NOW.
I HAVE AN EN--
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"I'VE GOT A BOOK
TO READ." I KNOW.
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WHEN DON'T YOU
HAVE AN ENTIRE BOOK
TO READ?
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AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THIS IS NOT EXACTLY
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MY IDEAL SITUATION,
EITHER.
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WELL, LOOK, LET'S NOT SNIPE
AT EACH OTHER ANYMORE.
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OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE NEED TO THINK
LOGICALLY.
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RIGHT. WELL...
THIS ONE'S LOCKED.
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HEY. HEY, ANY LUCK?
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THEY'RE NOT
REAL PHONES.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
THEY'RE NOT REAL PHONES?
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CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4.
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THEY'RE JUST INTERCOMS.
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WE CAN CALL HOUSEWARES,
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BUT WE CAN'T COMMUNICATE
WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU FOUND
SOME KIND OF A BACK DOOR
OR SOMETHING.
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NO. NOT ONE
THAT WE CAN OPEN,
BUT I WAS THINKIN',
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THERE'S ALWAYS
YOUR EVER-PRESENT
CELL PHONE.
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IN MY PURSE.
GREAT.
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IN THE CAR.
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HMM.
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PAY PHONES!
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I THINK THEY'RE--
YEAH.
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NO, OFFICER.
NOT...STUCK,
LIKE, IN THE SNOW,
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STUCK,
AS IN LOCKED IN.
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NO. NOBODY'S LIFE
IS IN DANGER.
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BUT PLEASE DON'T
PUT ME BACK ON HOLD--
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OK, FINE.
THAT'S IT.
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JUST HANG UP.
WE'LL CALL 911.
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WE CAN'T CALL 911.
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WHY NOT?
WE'RE STUCK,
AREN'T WE?
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PACEY, WE'RE STUCK
IN A GIANT BARNLIKE
STRUCTURE
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WITH MASSIVE QUANTITIES
OF FOOD, CLOTHING,
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AND ALL THE LATEST
IN HOME VIDEO EQUIPMENT.
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HOW DOES THAT QUALIFY
AS AN EMERGENCY?
I MEAN,
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ARE WE IN SOME SORT
OF A DANGER I'M UNAWARE OF?
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YES. WE'RE IN DANGER
OF GETTING YOU
HOME LATE,
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00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,893
AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT,
NOW, CAN WE?
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SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE?
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00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,271
ABOUT WHAT?
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GETTING ME HOME
ON TIME?
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00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,526
SINCE...FOREVER.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE
LAX IN YOUR STUDIES.
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00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:13,029
THERE'S IMPORTANT
HOMEWORK TO BE DONE,
BOOKS TO BE READ.
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00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,155
WHAT BOOK IS IT
YOU'RE READING?
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00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,865
FEAR AND LOATHING
IN LAS VEGAS.
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FEAR AND LOATHING?
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00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,411
YOU'RE PAYING $35,000
A YEAR TO BE TOLD
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TO READ
FEAR AND LOATHING
IN LAS VEGAS?
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00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,163
YOU COULD DO THAT
ON YOUR OWN TIME.
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I COULD DO THAT
ON MY OWN TIME.
Shut up.
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SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.
IT'S RINGING.
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00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,379
OK. GOOD.
I'LL HAVE YOU HOME
IN NO TIME.
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00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,007
OR WE'LL ROT HERE.
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IT TRANSFERRED ME
TO SOME SORT OF
AUTOMATED RESPONSE SYSTEM.
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00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,471
"PRESS ONE TO FILE
A COMPLAINT ABOUT NOISE.
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PRESS 2
FOR TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS."
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00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,974
HERE. YOU LISTEN.
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00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,602
CAN I HAVE YOUR COAT?
I'M FREEZING.
IT'S FREEZING IN HERE.
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00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,812
MY COAT? WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR COAT?
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MINE JUST LOOKS NICE.
IT WASN'T INTENDED
TO KEEP ANYONE WARM,
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ESPECIALLY NOT
SOMEONE WEARING ONLY
A THIN LAYER OF SILK.
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00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,651
OK, FINE. HOLD THIS
FOR A SECOND.
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00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,995
BETTER?
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THANK YOU.
219
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,168
I THINK YOU SHOULD
PRESS ZERO,
220
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,254
SEE IF WE CAN GET
A REAL PERSON
BACK ON THE LINE.
221
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,671
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY GLOVES, DO YOU?
222
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,841
NO, I DIDN'T BR--HELLO!
YES. LOOK, WE'RE STUCK
223
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,010
IN A GIGANTIC KMART.
224
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,139
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOU DID TALK TO US EARLIER.
225
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,101
UH, HELLO? NO,
PLEASE DON'T PUT ME
BACK ON...HOLD.
226
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,561
GOD!
227
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,648
WHAT?
228
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,191
ARE THESE YOURS?
229
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,570
THOSE?
230
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,323
YEAH.
THESE...PROPHYLACTICS
I FOUND IN YOUR POCKET.
231
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,992
OH. THOSE. UH, YEAH.
ACTUALLY, THEY ARE.
232
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,869
BUT, LOOK, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY CONCENTRATE
233
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,078
ON THE MATTER
AT HAND HERE.
234
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,413
THIS IS WHY
WE STOPPED?
235
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,999
PACEY, WE'RE
STUCK IN HERE
236
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,210
BECAUSE YOU HAD
SOME PRESSING NEED
FOR BIRTH CONTROL?
237
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,004
YES. OK? BECAUSE THAT'S
THE KIND OF RESPONSIBLE
GUY I AM.
238
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,048
BUT SEEING AS IT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE WE'RE GONNA GET
OUTTA HERE ANYTIME TOO SOON,
239
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,258
IT'S KIND OF A MOOT POINT,
SO IF--UH, HELLO?
240
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,843
HELLO. HELLO.
YES. HELLO.
241
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,805
OK. NO. NO, THAT'S FINE.
IF YOU COULD JUST
PLEASE MAKE SURE
242
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,224
THAT THEY DO
ACTUALLY CALL US BACK.
243
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,644
THE NUMBER
IS 617-555-0189.
THANKS FOR--
244
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,567
OK. WELL, AT LEAST
NOW WE'RE MAKIN'
PROGRESS.
245
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,653
WHAT? WHAT'S
THE LOOK FOR?
246
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,364
IT'S THAT GIRL
FROM THE PARTY,
RIGHT?
247
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,199
YOU WERE
ON A DATE WITH ME,
AND YOU PICKED UP
248
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,909
SOME OTHER GIRL
WITH QUESTIONABLE
FASHION SENSE,
249
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,703
AND THEN YOU WERE GONNA
GO BACK TO HER PLACE--
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
250
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,038
SLOW DOWN.
YOU AND I WERE
NOT ON A DATE.
251
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,583
WHICH IS ONLY
THE FIRST OF MANY THINGS
WRONG WITH THAT SENTENCE.
252
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,376
PACEY, MY ENTIRE NIGHT
IS RUINED.
253
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,545
WELL, MY NIGHT'S
NOT EXACTLY GOING
TO PLAN, EITHER.
254
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,296
RUINED! FOR THE SAKE
OF SOME BOOTY CALL?
255
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,466
OK, LET'S...JUST...
TAKE A LITTLE TIME OUT,
BECAUSE YOU AND I...
256
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,134
WE'RE NOT
ACTUALLY HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION.
257
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,886
OH, WHY? 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT SEX WITH ME?
258
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,223
HA! DO YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT SEX WITH ME?
259
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,058
WELL, NO, BUT...
260
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,935
I USUALLY DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT SEX
WITH ANYBODY.
261
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,729
THANK YOU FOR
PROVING MY POINT. NOW,
IF WE COULD MOVE ON,
262
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,522
I THINK OUR NIGHT
WILL BE MUCH,
MUCH MORE PLEASANT.
263
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,066
AFTER YOU TELL ME
WHY YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH ME.
264
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,069
ALL RIGHT, ONE WOULD THINK
THIS WOULD BE OBVIOUS,
265
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,154
BUT FINE. PERHAPS
IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH HOW CALM
266
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,657
AND COOL AND
NON-JUDGMENTAL YOU ARE
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
267
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,910
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T APPROVE.
268
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,120
OK? THERE. I SAID IT.
269
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,830
AND I REFUSE
TO SIT HERE AND
PRETEND LIKE THIS
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00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,790
IS ALL JUST FINE,
'CAUSE IT'S RIDICULOUS.
271
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,127
DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?
YOU CAN'T HELP IT!
272
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,754
THIS IS WHY
WE DON'T TALK
ABOUT SEX.
273
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,796
IT'S ACTUALLY
THE SECRET TO OUR
ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP.
274
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,966
YOU'VE LOST ME
IN YOUR SEA OF PRONOUNS.
275
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,676
WELL, OK.
WE ARE FRIENDS.
RIGHT?
276
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:22,677
YES.
277
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,053
SO WHAT IS THE SECRET
278
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,972
TO OUR LONG-LASTING
AND ANGST-FREE
FRIENDSHIP?
279
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,558
WHAT IS THE ONE THING
THAT KEEPS IT GOING
280
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,769
YEAR AFTER YEAR
AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR?
281
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,687
WE SUCK AT MEETING
NEW PEOPLE.
WRONG.
282
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,731
WE DO NOT,
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE,
283
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,442
TALK ABOUT SEX.
I MAY BE HAVING IT,
284
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,779
YOU MAY BE THINKING
ABOUT HAVING IT, BUT
WE DON'T DISCUSS IT.
285
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,281
THAT WAY WE AVOID
THE AWKWARDNESS, AND
286
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,576
IN AVOIDING THE AWKWARDNESS,
WE ARE ABLE TO MAINTAIN
OUR FRIENDSHIP.
287
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,077
YOU SEE, IT'S
A PREVENTATIVE MEASURE.
288
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,828
I SOLVED THE PROBLEM
BEFORE IT EVEN STARTS.
289
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,039
BUT, PACEY...IF WE'RE
SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,
290
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,916
WHY IS THERE
ANY AWKWARDNESS
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
291
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,586
BECAUSE NOT TOO LONG AGO,
WE WERE MORE THAN JUST
GOOD FRIENDS, NOW, WEREN'T WE?
292
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,087
YEAH, BUT
WE'RE NOT ANYMORE.
293
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,341
BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE.
294
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,092
WHAT, SO AS FAR
AS YOU'RE CONCERNED,
295
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,262
I SLEPT WITH YOU, AND
THEN I TOOK MYSELF IN
AND GOT REVIRGINIZED?
296
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,888
IN MY MIND? YES.
297
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,266
OH, SO I NEVER SLEPT
WITH EDDIE OR DAWSON--
298
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,811
OH, I TOLD YOU,
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT THIS.
299
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,646
OK, SO BASICALLY
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
300
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,565
IS THAT THE ONLY WAY
YOU AND I CAN CONTINUE
BEING FRIENDS
301
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,734
IS IF WE LIE
TO EACH OTHER
ABOUT OUR SEX LIVES...
302
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:23,530
IF WE TAKE THAT
WHOLE GIANT ASPECT
OF OUR LIVES AND JUST...
303
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,239
PRETEND LIKE
IT DOESN'T EXIST?
304
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,116
WORKED FOR YOU AND DAWSON.
305
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,618
WHAT?!
306
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,077
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
307
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,247
I SAID IT--
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.
308
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,416
I JUST CAN'T QUITE
BELIEVE MY EARS.
309
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,670
WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING
ESSENTIALLY UNTRUE
ABOUT THAT STATEMENT?
310
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,671
N--
311
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,049
NO.
NO. THEN
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00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,008
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
313
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,385
PACEY, DID IT
EVER OCCUR TO YOU
314
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,595
THAT MAYBE I DON'T WANT
TO LIVE MY LIFE
THIS WAY...
315
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,222
THAT MAYBE
I HAVE GROWN UP?
316
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,473
HAVE YOU.
317
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,308
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
318
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,729
IT MEANS, SIMPLY PUT,
THAT YOU DON'T CARE
WHO I SLEEP WITH.
319
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:56,688
I COULD'VE HAD SEX
WITH THAT WOMAN
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00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,231
ON THE TABLE
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU,
321
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,191
AND YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE EVEN BATTED
AN EYELASH.
322
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,902
PACEY...YOU SLEPT
WITH MY ROOMMATE
FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR.
323
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,946
I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR ME TO START TO GET...
324
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,491
SKITTISH ON THE TOPIC
OF YOU AND OTHER WOMEN.
325
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,993
DON'T MAKE ME
SPELL THIS OUT.
326
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,371
DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
327
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,998
NO. I DON'T.
I REALLY DON'T.
I MEAN, DO YOU?
328
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,376
BECAUSE I'M
A BIT CONFUSED HERE.
I MEAN...
329
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:21,295
ARE YOU UPSET
BECAUSE...I'M UPSET?
330
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,297
ARE YOU UPSET
THAT...I'M NOT UPSET?
331
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,007
ARE YOU UPSET THAT
I'M NOT UPSET ENOUGH?
332
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,092
I ME--
333
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,265
PACEY,
WE BROKE UP...
334
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,225
MOVED ON.
335
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,185
WAS I SUPPOSED
TO SPEND THE REST
OF MY LIFE
336
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,605
FEELING MISERABLE
ABOUT THE WAY THINGS
ENDED BETWEEN US?
337
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,108
OK. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOW THAT YOU BROUGHT IT UP,
YES.
338
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,694
A COUPLE OF MONTHS HERE,
THERE, REALLY WOULDN'T
HAVE HURT.
339
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,655
I MEAN, I'M NOT ASKING
FOR THE LIFETIME YOU'VE DEVOTED
TO FEELING BAD ABOUT DAWSON,
340
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,908
BUT JUST A COUPLE
OF WEEKS.
UNBELIEVABLE!
341
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,701
PACEY!
342
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,494
I CAN NEVER WIN,
CAN I?
I GUESS I CAN'T.
343
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,205
IT'S KIND OF LIKE TAKING
MY HEAD AND BEATING IT
UP AGAINST A ROCK.
344
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,166
I MEAN, WHO HAD
MORE SEX? WHO WAS
WITH WHO LONGER?
345
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,586
ISN'T THERE SOME
SORT OF BOY CALCULUS
YOU CAN USE
346
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,255
TO FIGURE OUT WHO WON
AND JUST LEAVE ME
OUT OF IT?
347
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:08,301
RIGHT, 'CAUSE GOD FORBID
I MIGHT JUST BE TALKING
ABOUT YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW.
348
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,762
THERE IS NO
"YOU AND ME," PACEY.
349
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,931
WE'VE MOVED ON,
AND I'M SORRY
350
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,099
I DIDN'T DASH MYSELF
INTO A THOUSAND PIECES
351
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,726
WHEN YOU BROKE UP
WITH ME,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
352
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,520
LIFE GOES ON,
NO MATTER
HOW UNGRATIFYING
353
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,897
THAT MAY BE
FOR YOUR MALE EGO.
354
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,899
THIS IS NOT
ABOUT MY EGO.
355
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,858
NO?
356
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,276
REALLY. THEN
WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
357
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,820
I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO GO BACK THERE?
358
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,363
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO
BACK DOWN THAT LONG ROAD
THAT ONLY ENDS
359
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,115
WITH YOU AND I AR--
I KNOW WHERE THIS ROAD ENDS.
360
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,118
THEN WHAT GOOD
CAN COME OF IT?
361
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,704
TELL ME. I MEAN,
WHY DO YOU,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
362
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:41,000
WANT TO REVISIT...
SOMETHING THAT
IS BETTER LEFT...
363
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,546
WELL, ARE YOU
GONNA ANSWER THAT,
364
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,714
OR ARE WE
GONNA FINISH THIS?
365
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,092
WE COULD LIVE
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS,
366
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,720
AND WE WOULD
NEVER FINISH THIS.
367
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,433
HELLO?
368
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,355
WELL, YES. OBVIOUSLY,
WE'RE STILL HERE.
369
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,901
NO, NO. WE DON'T HAVE
ANYPLACE TO GO,
NOW, DO WE?
370
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,828
WELL, YES, OFFICER,
I REALIZE THAT
WE'RE PROBABLY
371
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,038
FAIRLY LOW
ON YOUR PRIORITY LIST,
BUT--
372
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:24,168
WELL, NO, I WASN'T AWARE
OF THE FREEZING RAIN.
373
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,671
I'M SURE THAT DOES CAUSE
QUITE A FEW ACCIDENTS.
374
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,383
OK. WELL, WE'LL CONTINUE
TO SIT TIGHT HERE.
375
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,634
IF YOU COULD JUST SEND
SOMEONE OUT AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE,
376
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,260
THAT'D BE GREAT.
377
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,971
THANK YOU. YOU, TOO.
378
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,231
JOEY POTTER, YOU'RE NEEDED
IN ELECTRONICS.
379
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,358
JOEY POTTER
TO ELECTRONICS, PLEASE.
380
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,788
IS THIS THING ON?
381
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,750
OK, WELL...AHEM.
382
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,252
HEY...IT'S ME...
OBVIOUSLY.
383
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,839
SO IF YOU COULD
JUST STEP
A LITTLE CLOSER,
384
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:36,717
AND DON'T WORRY,
I'M NOT GONNA BITE.
I COME IN PEACE.
385
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,012
LOOK...YOU AND I...
386
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,429
WE'RE GONNA BE HERE
FOR A WHILE.
387
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,848
FOR QUITE A WHILE,
IT SEEMS.
388
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,265
SO I THINK
IT WOULD BE BEST
389
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,225
IF WE COULD COME
TO SOME SORT
OF TRUCE.
390
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,353
AND TO FACILITATE
THIS TRUCE, I'M
WILLING TO ADMIT
391
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,648
TO YOU ON CAMERA
THAT, YES, INDEED,
I AM AN ASS,
392
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,275
WHICH YOU PROBABLY
ALREADY KNOW.
393
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,443
BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE.
394
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,070
AND PERHAPS BETTER
THAN ANYONE ON EARTH.
395
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,197
BUT I DIGRESS.
396
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,575
THAT WE LEAVE THE PAST
IN THE PAST, WHICH IS
WHERE IT BELONGS ANYWAY,
397
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,829
THAT WE TRY AND MAKE
THE BEST OUT OF
THIS BAD SITUATION,
398
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,080
AND THAT
WE GET COMFORTABLE.
399
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,206
TO WIT--I BOUGHT
YOU SOMETHING.
400
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,376
WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY
BUY YOU SOMETHING.
401
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,794
PERHAPS PROCURED
WOULD BE A BETTER WORD,
402
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,629
BUT...ANYWAY,
YOU GET MY POINT.
403
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,464
IT'S DOWN THERE
ON THE COUNTER.
I'M NOT SO SURE
404
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,967
ABOUT THE SIZES ANYMORE,
'CAUSE IT'S BEEN
A WHILE, BUT...
405
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,510
WE CAN ALWAYS
EXCHANGE IT.
406
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,095
AND, IF YOU ACCEPT
MY PROPOSAL,
407
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,056
YOU WILL HAVE
AT YOUR DISPOSAL
408
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,432
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
THE ABILITY TO MAKE ME
DO ONE THING
409
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,685
I REALLY DO NOT
WANT TO DO.
410
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,104
WHICH IS NOT TO SAY
THAT YOU DON'T ALWAYS
HAVE THAT ABILITY,
411
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:33,816
BUT I KINDA FIGURE THAT
THAT'S HOW THIS WHOLE
NIGHT FROM HELL STARTED.
412
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,735
YOU WERE DOING
SOMETHING FOR ME
413
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,904
THAT YOU REALLY
DIDN'T WANT TO DO...
414
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,740
WHICH IS
WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.
415
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,910
OK. OVER AND OUT.
416
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,253
I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
417
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,966
SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING YOU
OUT OF THOSE CLOTHES?
LATER.
418
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,178
WELL, WOULD YOU MIND
TELLING ME WHERE IT IS--
LATER.
419
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,013
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THOSE SHOES WERE
KILLIN' YOU.
420
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,020
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
421
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,897
YOU SAID "ONE THING,"
PACEY.
422
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,483
NO, I SAID "ONE THING
THAT WOULD HELP YOU."
423
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,152
HOW DOES CHANGING
MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
HELP YOU?
424
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,779
BELIEVE ME, IF I
DON'T HAVE TO LOOK
425
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:20,988
AT THAT THING
ON YOUR FACE
ANYMORE,
426
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,364
I WILL CONSIDER
MYSELF HELPED.
427
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,532
HERE.
428
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,535
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA
MAKE ME DO THIS.
429
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,536
YEAH.
430
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,247
HMM.
431
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,290
AFTER ALL WE'VE
BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER.
432
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,293
SO THIS IS WHAT
IT COMES DOWN TO,
DOES IT?
433
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:40,258
OK.
BUT I WANT YOU
TO KNOW ONE THING.
434
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,926
I'M NOT GONNA GO DOWN
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
435
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:45,138
PLEASE. AAH! PACEY!
436
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,181
PACEY.
437
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,307
PACEY!
438
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,562
PACEY?
439
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,773
PACEY!
440
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,691
YOU'RE ONLY DELAYING
THE INEVITABLE.
441
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:10,955
OH--
442
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,959
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
ONLY MAKING IT
WORSE FOR YOURSELF.
443
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,294
MUCH WORSE.
444
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,839
WHEN I CATCH YOU,
WHO KNOWS WHAT
OTHER BODY PARTS
445
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,340
I'LL REQUIRE YOU
TO SHAVE.
446
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,926
PACEY.
447
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:38,024
OW! I THINK I RAN
INTO AN AUTO DISPLAY
CASE OR SOMETHING!
448
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,652
OH...H-HELP ME.
449
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,196
I THINK I'M BLEEDING.
450
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,614
AISLE 3-B!
451
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,365
BRING BAND-AIDS!
452
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,016
I WOULDN'T MAKE
453
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,768
OHH!
ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS
IF I WERE YOU.
454
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,603
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
I WOULD.
455
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,105
I DON'T PARTICULARLY
LIKE THAT SUIT
YOU'RE WEARING.
456
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,691
HOW MUCH DID IT COST,
$5, $600?
457
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,026
Move it.
458
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,696
UH-HUH...
BACK IT UP.
459
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,456
HEY. I TOLD YOU
TO WAIT FOR ME.
460
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:37,708
I AM.
461
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:40,627
OK.
462
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,921
GO.
463
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,007
ALL RIGHT, THIS
IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
464
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,800
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
ABOUT THIS.
465
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,137
PACEY. IT'S A BEARD.
IT'LL GROW BACK.
NOT THAT IT SHOULD.
466
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,556
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL,
ANYWAY?
467
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,392
WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW BALLPLAYERS
468
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,560
DON'T CHANGE THEIR SOCKS
DURING A WINNING STREAK?
469
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,728
NO.
470
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:58,771
OK, WELL, THEY DON'T
471
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,564
BECAUSE THEY RESPECT
THE STREAK.
472
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,440
AND YOU
PERCEIVE YOURSELF
473
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,442
AS BEING ON SOME SORT
OF WINNING STREAK.
474
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:06,653
YES.
CAUSED BY THAT THING
ON YOUR FACE.
475
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,446
YES.
476
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,659
FINE. I GIVE UP.
477
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,871
YOU GIVE UP?
478
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:20,251
YOU'RE GIVING UP
THAT EASILY.
479
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,670
YEAH. IF IT MEANS
THAT MUCH TO YOU,
PACEY.
480
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,714
I MEAN, I HAVE
NO DESIRE TO MONKEY
481
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:28,175
WITH SOME CENTURIES-OLD
SPORTS TRADITION.
482
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,969
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU
TO LOSE THE...
483
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,511
TRIPLE CROWN
OR WHATEVER.
484
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,639
I JUST WANTED TO SEE
YOUR FACE AGAIN.
485
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:34,681
IS THAT A CRIME?
486
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,725
NO.
487
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,898
SO THAT'S IT...
END OF STORY.
IT'S JUST THAT EASY.
488
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:46,484
YEAH. BUT YOU ARE
GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE
YOUR SOCKS.
489
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,918
I SAID B-3.
490
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,087
OK, FINE. YOU SUNK
MY BATTLESHIP.
491
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,047
I OFFICIALLY SUCK
AT THIS GAME.
492
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,549
WELL, WE CAN'T ALL
BE MASTER STRATEGISTS,
NOW, CAN WE?
493
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:14,180
SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
OPERATION? RISK?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
494
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,723
WHAT?
495
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,392
CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
496
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:19,935
YEAH. FIRE AWAY.
497
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,729
ARE YOU HAPPY?
498
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,898
ME?
499
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,108
YEAH. I MEAN
REALLY HAPPY,
500
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:28,444
NOT SUPERFICIALLY,
WE-ALL-HAVE-
OUR-HEALTH HAPPY.
501
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,321
WHY? ARE YOU?
502
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,656
MMM...
503
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,158
YEAH. I THINK I AM.
504
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:37,203
WHICH IS WEIRD,
BECAUSE IT'S NOT
LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING
505
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,163
ALL THAT SPECTACULAR
GOING ON IN MY LIFE
RIGHT NOW.
506
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,831
IT'S JUST THAT...
507
00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,460
I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS
I FEEL DIFFERENT.
508
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,920
LIKE...I'VE ALWAYS
HAD THIS TENDENCY
509
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,714
TO ASSUME THAT CHANGE,
WHEN IT HAPPENS,
510
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,675
CAN ONLY BE
FOR THE WORSE.
YOU KNOW?
511
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,844
AND LATELY, I KINDA FEEL
LIKE THAT'S NOT TRUE...
512
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,847
LIKE WHATEVER'S WAITING
FOR ME OUT THERE...
513
00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:58,349
MAY NOT BE THAT BAD.
514
00:25:58,349 --> 00:25:59,850
AND EVEN IF IT IS...
515
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,644
THEN NOT KNOWING
ABOUT IT...
516
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,438
MIGHT ACTUALLY BE
THE GOOD PART.
517
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,152
MMM...I DON'T KNOW.
518
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:14,281
I DON'T KNOW
THAT I'M MAKING
ANY SENSE.
519
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,451
IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT
YOU'RE TRYIN' TO SAY...
520
00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:21,955
IS THAT YOU REALLY
LIKE THAT GUY.
521
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,082
"THAT GUY"?
522
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,502
YEAH. THAT EDDIE GUY.
523
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:33,967
Yeah.
524
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,594
I DID.
525
00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:42,268
BUT...THE PAST...
526
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,186
AS THEY SAY,
IS THE PAST.
527
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,521
AND THAT STILL
DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
528
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:46,980
THAT YOU NEVER
ANSWERED MY QUESTION.
529
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,150
I DON'T
REALLY HAVE TO.
I MEAN,
530
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:53,112
HOW COULD I NOT
BE HAPPY? YOU'VE SEEN
MY CAR, RIGHT?
531
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,488
PACEY!
532
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:55,613
REAL ANSWER,
PLEASE.
533
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,867
REAL ANSWER?
534
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,244
OK, FINE.
535
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,995
THE REAL ANSWER IS THIS.
536
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,206
I CURRENTLY HAVE
IN MY LIFE
537
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,584
EVERYTHING THAT I COULD
POSSIBLY WANT.
538
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:11,088
EXCEPT ONE THING.
539
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,548
AND WHAT'S THAT?
540
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,468
NACHOS?
541
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,303
PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'RE REALLY NOT
GONNA EAT THAT.
542
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,763
WELL, YOU NIXED
MY WHOLE BUILD-
YOUR-OWN-SUNDAE IDEA.
543
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,723
WELL, YEAH, IT'S
A LITTLE TOO COLD
FOR ICE CREAM.
544
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,725
IT IS NEVER TOO COLD
FOR ICE CREAM.
545
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,643
PACEY, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
SEEM TO BE EATING
546
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:27,521
DURING KEY MOMENTS
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP?
547
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,773
I DON'T KNOW.
IS THIS A KEY MOMENT
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP?
548
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,108
WELL, IT WOULD'VE BEEN
IF YOU WOULD'VE LET ME
549
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,650
GET RID OF THAT THING
OFF YOUR FACE.
550
00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:34,278
IS THIS WHAT YOU CONSIDER
LETTING IT DIE?
551
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,280
WHAT? WE'VE ALREADY
ESTABLISHED THAT THE THEME
FOR THE EVENING
552
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,615
IS PICKING AT OLD SCABS.
553
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,908
CAN I HAVE MORE,
PLEASE?
554
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,494
LESS ICE THIS TIME.
555
00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,870
LESS ICE.
556
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:46,123
YOU KNOW...
I THINK I ACTUALLY MISSED
557
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,166
MY TRUE CALLING IN LIFE.
558
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,292
JERK?
559
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,627
MM-HMM.
560
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,712
I MEANT SODA.
561
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,923
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT.
IT JUST REALLY WASN'T
ALL THAT FUNNY.
562
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,883
SO...CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING ELSE?
563
00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,302
A LITTLE COTTON CANDY?
UHH!
564
00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,345
GROSS.
565
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,846
YOU WANT A PRETZEL?
NO.
566
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,306
I THINK THOSE
WERE PROBABLY MADE
567
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,432
WHEN I WAS A VIRGIN.
568
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,558
OH, YEAH.
THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
569
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,435
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE SHOULD STOP.
570
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,728
WE DON'T WANT TO FILL UP
ON STARCHES BEFORE WE GO
RAID THE CANDY AISLE.
571
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,231
PACEY, WE CAN'T EAT CANDY
THIS LATE AT NIGHT.
572
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,399
WE'LL ROT OUR TEETH.
573
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,733
SO THEN WE'LL BRUSH THEM.
574
00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:16,445
AND IF WE'RE
FEELIN' CRAZY,
WE CAN FLOSS.
575
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,989
'CAUSE YOU SEE,
THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT
BEIN' LOCKED IN A KMART.
576
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,867
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
IN A KMART. YOU CAN FILL UP
ON SUGARY SNACKS.
577
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,619
YOU CAN CATCH UP
ON YOUR DENTAL HYGIENE.
578
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:27,581
IN FACT, I'M STARTIN'
TO LIKE THIS IDEA SO MUCH,
I MAY NEVER LEAVE.
579
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,416
OH, MY GOD.
580
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,251
HOMEWORK. COME ON.
581
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,878
WAIT. BRING POPCORN.
582
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:53,815
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT
THE AMERICAN DREAM.
583
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,568
WHAT COULD BE
MORE AMERICAN
584
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:59,238
THAN BITTER INVECTIVE,
RAMPANT PARANOIA, AND
GAS-GUZZLING CADDIES?
585
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,740
SO, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO SAY TOMORROW WHEN HETSON
PUTS ME ON THE SPOT?
586
00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:08,247
THROW THE WORDS
"POST MODERNIST"
AND "SUBJECTIVITY"
587
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,956
INTO THE SAME SENTENCE.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
588
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,918
I'M BEGINNING TO SEE
WHY YOU'RE SO GOOD
AT YOUR JOB.
589
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,337
OH, YEAH? WHY IS THAT?
590
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:16,547
'CAUSE YOU'RE SO FULL OF--
UH!
591
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:18,424
NOW, THAT'S
NOT CALLED FOR.
592
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,092
WE DON'T MAKE FUN
OF MY SOURCE
OF INCOME.
593
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,302
COME ON. LET'S GO.
594
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,554
WHY?
595
00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:25,347
'CAUSE
I'M GETTIN' BORED
596
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:26,682
WITH ALL THIS
SITTIN' AROUND. LET'S
DO SOMETHIN' ACTIVE.
NO.
597
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,559
NO? IT'S MY TURN
TO CHOOSE, ISN'T IT?
598
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,310
WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS ALREADY.
THERE WILL BE NO BIKES,
599
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,854
NO ROLLERBLADING, AND NO
YOU SHOOTING HOCKEY PUCKS
AT MY HEAD.
600
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:35,148
OH, NOW, COME ON.
THOSE WEREN'T
REAL HOCKEY PUCKS.
601
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,483
THOSE WERE LITTLE
PLASTIC INDOOR ONES.
602
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:37,943
PACEY, I THINK
THE GOAL OF THE EVENING
603
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:40,237
SHOULD BE TO AVOID
HEAD INJURIES.
604
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,406
OK, FINE.
605
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,866
I STILL GOT
SOMETHIN' FOR US
TO DO.
606
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,037
I PROMISE YOU
THIS IS NOT
GOING TO HURT.
607
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,415
NOW, HOW COULD
YOU POSSIBLY MAKE
A PROMISE LIKE THAT
608
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:52,499
ABOUT WHAT IT IS
WE'RE ABOUT TO DO,
609
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,668
SEEING AS YOU'VE
NEVER DONE IT BEFORE?
610
00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,962
JUST BECAUSE I'VE NEVER
DONE IT BEFORE DOESN'T MEAN
I'M NOT GONNA BE GOOD AT IT.
611
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,589
I WAS GOOD AT SEX, WASN'T I?
612
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:03,843
SORRY. FORGET THAT.
SORE SUBJECT.
613
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:05,345
ANYWAY...YOU KNOW,
614
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,180
IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED
ABOUT POTENTIAL
BLOOD LOSS,
615
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,848
YOU COULD ALWAYS
DO IT YOURSELF,
YOU KNOW.
616
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:11,184
WELL, I THINK
I'VE ALREADY DISPLAYED
THE FACT THAT I JUST--
617
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,353
I LACK THE IRON WILL
NECESSARY TO DO THIS.
618
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,812
GOOD.
619
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,190
RRR!
620
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:19,901
OK.
621
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,361
NOW...
622
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:24,281
THE IMPORTANT THING
TO REMEMBER
IS NOT TO MOVE.
623
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:25,616
AND NO TALKING.
624
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,369
WHOOH.
625
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:30,412
LAST CHANCE TO BAIL.
626
00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:32,080
WELL, IT'S KINDA HARD
TO TELL YOU
627
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,791
I WANT TO BAIL
IF I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO TALK, ISN'T IT?
628
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,584
OH. WELL,
BLINK TWICE
OR SOMETHING.
629
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,002
THAT'S NO KIND
OF SOLUTION.
630
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,004
THAT PRESUPPOSES
THAT I'M GONNA STOP
BLINKING.
631
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,340
WHO STOPS BLINKING?
REALLY, THAT'S--
OK.
632
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,758
SHUT UP.
633
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,427
UNHH!
634
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,850
REGULAR...
OR MENTHOL?
635
00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:55,437
ARE WE SMOKING,
OR ARE WE SHAVING?
636
00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:58,816
PACEY WITTER--
FRIEND TO WOMEN.
637
00:30:58,816 --> 00:31:01,151
I THINK IT'S BETTER
TO GO WITH SENSITIVE
SKIN.
638
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:10,869
OK...
639
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,292
MMM...
640
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,378
IT'S OK. DON'T BE SHY.
641
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,296
MMM.
642
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:30,806
OK...
643
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,890
MMM, MMM,
MMM, MMM.
AHEM.
644
00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:42,025
OK.
645
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,533
THIS IS HARDER
THAN LEGS.
646
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,869
ALTHOUGH NOT
DISSIMILAR
647
00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,161
MHHH!
TO KNEES.
648
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,413
Sorry.
649
00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:18,896
THERE.
650
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:20,188
HELLO, CHIN.
651
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,815
YOU'RE BACK.
652
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,817
WELL...I WAS
NEVER REALLY GONE.
653
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:24,902
YOU WEREN'T?
654
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,194
MM-MMM.
655
00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,407
IT KINDA SEEMED
LIKE IT.
656
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:13,032
What was that?
657
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,120
I DON'T KNOW.
658
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,372
BUT...YOU REMEMBER
HOW YOU SAID
659
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:22,501
YOU WERE WILLING
TO BE SURPRISED
BY THE FUTURE?
660
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,711
YEAH.
661
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:26,004
SURPRISE.
662
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,799
HOW COME YOU
DON'T SEEM SURPRISED?
663
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:33,386
WELL...MAYBE
BECAUSE I'VE...
664
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:36,765
WANTED TO KISS YOU
EVER SINCE I SAW YOU
IN THAT OUTFIT.
665
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,601
NO. UM...
666
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:42,521
NOT THAT OUTFIT.
THE ONE...
667
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,982
UH...THE PREV--
WELL, I MEAN, NOT--
668
00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:45,983
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
669
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,320
YOU WERE WANTING
TO KISS ME ALL NIGHT?
670
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,571
YES.
671
00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:54,992
EVEN WHEN YOU
WERE YELLING AT ME.
672
00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:57,494
ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS YELLING AT YOU.
673
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,454
EVEN WHEN
YOU WERE FLIRTING
WITH THAT OTHER GIRL?
674
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,540
YEAH. THEN, TOO.
675
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,000
SO...
676
00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:06,628
IS THIS...
SOME SORT OF...
677
00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,006
RECENT NEW DEVELOPMENT
IN YOUR LIFE?
678
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,425
WANTING TO KISS YOU?
679
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,761
NO. IT'S SORT OF
ALWAYS THERE...
680
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:17,305
LIKE...WHITE NOISE,
OR...
681
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,224
THE SECRET SERVICE,
OR THE THREAT
OF NUCLEAR WAR,
682
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,978
FOR THAT MATTER.
JUST SOMETHIN'
YOU GET USED TO.
683
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,605
AND THAT...
DOESN'T AT ALL
FREAK YOU OUT.
684
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,649
WELL, YES AND NO.
685
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:29,275
WHICH ONE, PACE?
686
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,903
HMM.
687
00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,406
YES.
688
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,366
EXPLAIN.
689
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:41,162
I DON'T KNOW THAT I CAN.
690
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:44,041
TRY.
691
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:47,377
OK.
692
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,837
WELL...
693
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:56,845
IT WOULD BE FAIR TO SAY
THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING
694
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,471
ALL THAT FRIENDLY
TOWARD YOU LATELY.
695
00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:02,308
YOU'VE BEEN FEELING
MORE THAN FRIENDLY.
696
00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:03,602
YES.
697
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,857
AND THE ONLY WAY
YOU COULD EXPRESS THAT
698
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,191
WAS TO PICK
A FIGHT WITH ME.
699
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:15,906
I SUPPOSE
THE ANSWER TO THAT
WOULD...ALSO BE YES.
700
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,532
WHY IS THAT, EXACTLY?
701
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,200
I DO NOT KNOW.
702
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,118
YOU MUST KNOW
SOMETHING.
703
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,960
WHAT I KNOW
IS THAT...
704
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,131
YOU AND I WERE
ONE OF THE FEW THINGS,
705
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,884
PERHAPS THE ONLY THING...
706
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:38,511
THAT EVER MADE
TOTAL AND COMPLETE SENSE
707
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:39,596
IN MY LIFE.
708
00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,181
THAT'S WHAT I KNOW.
709
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,480
YOU KNOW, WE FOUGHT
CONSTANTLY.
710
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,815
OH, DON'T I KNOW IT.
711
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:52,484
AND THERE ARE REASONS
WHY YOU AND I
DIDN'T WORK.
712
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:56,071
I MEAN, VALID REASONS.
A-AND...IT...
713
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,281
MY LIFE IS FINALLY--
RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT IT.
714
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,658
I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY,
ISN'T IT?
715
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:02,243
PACEY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
716
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,328
UM...
717
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,959
I'M FLATTERED.
I'M...
718
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,337
CONFUSED.
I'M STUNNED.
719
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,340
ARE YOU WISHING
I HADN'T SAID ANYTHING?
720
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,343
No.
721
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:26,101
I JUST NEED TO...
CAN I JUST
SLEEP ON THIS?
722
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,353
YEAH. I THINK
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
723
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,327
HEY, PACE, DID YOU--
724
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:47,539
PUT ALL THE STUFF BACK?
YEAH. THOUGH SOME OF IT
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR,
725
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:48,790
LIKE THE CLOTHES.
726
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:55,047
PACEY, DID YOU--
727
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,631
IF THE NEXT WORDS
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
728
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:58,842
ARE "TAKE OUT THE TRASH,"
I WILL OFFICIALLY
HAVE A PREVIEW
729
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:00,426
OF WHAT IT'D BE LIKE
TO BE MARRIED TO YOU.
730
00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:03,429
AND?
731
00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:05,431
IT AIN'T PRETTY.
732
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,685
I WAS GOING TO SAY...
733
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,020
IS...
734
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,229
DID YOU KNOW?
735
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,274
DID I KNOW WHAT?
736
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:18,570
THIS WAS
A DREAM COME TRUE?
737
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,156
WHICH PART?
738
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,407
ALL OF IT.
739
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,956
WHEN YOU AND I
WERE ON THE BOAT...
740
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:36,295
I USED TO DREAM
THAT WE'D BE CAST AWAY
SOMEWHERE.
741
00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:40,133
YOU KNOW, YOUR...
STANDARD TROPICAL ISLAND
742
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,677
WITH THE WHITE
SAND BEACHES AND...
743
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:45,263
GIANT STARS OVERHEAD.
744
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,015
WE'D WEAR NO CLOTHES,
745
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:50,476
AND WE'D...SPLASH
IN THE SURF ALL DAY.
746
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:52,187
AND THEN AT NIGHT...
747
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,272
THE MOON WOULD BE
THIS...
748
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,567
WELL,
THIS GIANT THING.
749
00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:01,320
AND IT WAS
ALWAYS FULL.
750
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,115
I LIKE THIS FANTASY.
751
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,785
I'D CATCH FISH
WITH MY BARE HANDS...
752
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,369
MAKE FIRE
WITHOUT MATCHES.
753
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,956
I'D MAKE THE FIRES.
754
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,498
WHO PAID ATTENTION
IN SCIENCE CLASS?
755
00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,042
OK. GOOD POINT.
756
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:16,711
BESIDES...
IT'S MY FANTASY.
757
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,672
AND I GUESS I...
NEVER TOLD YOU
ABOUT IT BEFORE
758
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,591
BECAUSE IT'S...
759
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,802
EMBARRASSING.
YOU KNOW?
760
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,805
I MEAN...
NOT AT ALL ORIGINAL.
761
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:32,477
WELL, I GUESS YOU WERE
RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING.
762
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,812
WHAT'S THAT?
763
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:36,064
THERE ARE ABOUT
A THOUSAND REASONS
764
00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,607
WHY YOU AND I
WOULD NEVER WORK.
765
00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:42,528
THERE'S ONE THING
IN THE PRO COLUMN.
766
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:44,156
WHAT'S THAT?
767
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,188
DOESN'T MEAN WHAT
YOU THINK IT MEANS.
768
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,190
WELL, THEN WHAT
DOES IT MEAN?
769
00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:23,486
WELL...
IT MEANS THAT...
770
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,988
WELL, I'M COLD.
771
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,364
OH.
772
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,366
AND...
773
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,787
I'M STILL THINKING
ABOUT IT...
774
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,211
AND I MISS YOU,
PACE.
775
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:46,218
I miss you, too.
776
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:49,721
MMM...
777
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,161
DUDE...
778
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,789
THIS IS TOTALLY...
UNCOOL.
779
00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:17,790
UM...
780
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,876
JOEY? AHEM!
781
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:20,793
5 MORE MINUTES.
782
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:21,878
NO, NO. NO.
783
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:23,922
I THINK NOW
WOULD BE A GOOD TIME.
784
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,382
WHY?
785
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:33,265
LIKE...I MEAN...
786
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:34,766
YOU'RE ALLOWED...
787
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,809
TO, LIKE,
TEST THINGS...
788
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:37,936
AND STUFF...
789
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,188
BUT THE MANAGER
IS GONNA BE...
790
00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:44,359
LIKE, HIS MIND
IS GONNA BE BLOWN.
791
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:45,902
THIS--NO NEED TO CALL
THE MANAGER,
792
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:47,987
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE WERE JUST
ABOUT TO LEAVE.
793
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:52,909
HEY.
794
00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:59,749
SO, IS THIS...
LIKE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
795
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,418
NO.
796
00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:04,254
WE JUST SLEEP TOGETHER
FROM TIME TO TIME.
797
00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:06,339
DO YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
798
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:12,929
VERY NICE.
799
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,023
SO, THIS IS IT.
800
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,566
YES, IT IS.
801
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,526
THERE WERE
NO SECURITY TAGS
ON THESE?
802
00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:30,488
OH. NO. YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY LOOK INTO THAT.
803
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,158
AND THIS.
804
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,411
A DVD THAT'S...
OPENED.
805
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:39,538
OH. AND, UH...
THIS, TOO.
806
00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:42,708
AND A RAZOR
THAT'S...OPENED.
807
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:47,880
OK, AND YOUR TOTAL
IS 98.15.
808
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,007
I CAN PAY YOU BACK.
MY PURSE IS--
809
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,175
I GOT IT.
810
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,051
SEEMS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY
811
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,552
FOR A DREAM COME TRUE.
812
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:56,681
I CERTAINLY HOPE
YOU FOUND EVERYTHING
813
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:57,974
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
TODAY.
814
00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:01,186
WELL...NOT EVERYTHING,
BUT WE FOUND WHAT WE NEEDED,
815
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:03,813
WHICH, AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW,
IS SOMETIMES JUST AS IMPORTANT.
816
00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,940
IN A SPIRITUAL SENSE.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU FOUND
817
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,733
EVERYTHING THAT
YOU NEEDED TODAY,
WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT
818
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,319
OF WAKING UP TOMORROW
AND DOING IT
ALL OVER AGAIN?
819
00:42:09,319 --> 00:42:11,029
IT JUST WOULDN'T
SEEM WORTH IT.
820
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:14,157
DON'T WORRY.
HE'S ON A ONE-DAY PASS
FROM THE ASYLUM.
821
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:16,284
BUT...IN ALL FAIRNESS,
I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW
822
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:19,037
THAT I WILL BE WRITING A LETTER
TO THE HOME OFFICE ABOUT THIS.
823
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,872
YOU WILL?
YEAH.
824
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,332
BECAUSE THIS STORE...
825
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:24,459
IS PERFECT
JUST THE WAY IT IS.
826
00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,085
DON'T CHANGE A THING.
827
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,965
THANK YOU.
828
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,549
HOME?
HOME.
829
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,892
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
OFFER TO CARRY
ONE OF THESE THINGS.
830
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,352
SURE.
831
00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:44,479
AND YOU ARE
LETTING ME DRIVE.
RIGHT?
832
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,730
DRIVE? MY CAR?
833
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,358
HA HA!
DO I APPEAR TO HAVE
LOST CONSCIOUSNESS?
834
00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:49,650
BECAUSE THAT'S
THE ONLY CIRCUMSTANCES
835
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,776
UNDER WHICH
YOU WOULD BE
DRIVING MY CAR.
836
00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:52,237
YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE THIS PROBLEM
837
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:53,571
IF YOU HADN'T
TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRIVE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
838
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,906
BUT YOU SEE,
I DON'T HAVE
A PROBLEM, BECAUSE--
839
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,782
WE'LL SEE.