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JOEY.
STILL STUDYING.
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HOW COME YOU DON'T
WANT TO GET WITH ME?
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WHAT ARE YOU
GOING ON ABOUT?
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SINCE I'VE BEEN BACK,
NOTHING. NADA.
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A DROUGHT
OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
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IS THERE A HYGIENE ISSUE
I'M NOT AWARE OF?
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AUDREY?
HI, BUNNY!
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OH, MY GOD!
HI!
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OHH, YOU FLUNKED OUT
OF SCHOOL. HOW SAD.
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DEATH OF A DREAM
AND ALL THAT.
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SO, GUESS WHO WAS
ON MY PLANE?
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AUDREY, YOU'RE BACK
A DAY EARLY.
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YEAH, I GOT EARLY PAROLE
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
THE RUMOR HAS IT
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THAT COURTNEY LOVE WAS
CHECKING IN, AND THEY
NEEDED THE EXTRA ROOM.
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SO, GUESS WHO WAS
ON MY FLIGHT.
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PILOTS, STEWARDESSES,
AND ASSORTED PASSENGERS?
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WELL, THAT'S FUNNY,
BUT NO.
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I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT
THE SEXIEST MAN
IN ALL OF AMERICA.
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AUDREY, DON'T YOU WANT
TO MAYBE RELAX, GET SETTLED?
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OH, COME ON. NO ONE'S
EVER TOO BUSY FOR
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A QUICK GAME OF "GUESS
WHO WAS ON MY PLANE."
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TRUST ME, THIS ONE'S
REALLY GOOD.
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OK, FINE. UH, UH, UH...
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BRAD PITT?
(SIGHS)
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WILL YOU WORK WITH ME,
POTTER?
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THAT IS SO OBVIOUS.
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NO, THIS GUY
IS WAY HOTTER.
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I'M TALKING LIKE
THE THINKING GIRL'S
DREAM.
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OH, IAN ZIERING?
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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DUH. DR. DREW.
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IMPRESSIVE.
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I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HE WAS
A LITTLE TOO, UH...
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CLINICAL FOR YOUR TASTES.
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IT'S KIND OF
A REHAB THING.
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YOU START
TO CRAVE MEN BASED ON
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WHO'D LOOK CUTEST
IN A WHITE LAB COAT.
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WHO'S DR. DREW?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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YOU KNOW. DR. DREW
AND ADAM CAROLLA?
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OF LOVELINE FAME?
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POPULAR RADIO CALL-IN
SHOW WHERE THEY ESPOUSE
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ADVICE TO PATHETIC
LOSERS WITH MASSIVE
SEXUAL HANG-UPS.
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HE USED TO BE ON MTV.
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UHH. JEEZ LOUISE.
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LOOKS LIKE
MR. GOODWRENCH
HAS BEEN TOO BUSY
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THROWING HIS BACK
INTO HIS LIVING
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TO SOAK UP A LITTLE
POP CULTURE.
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WHAT'S MTV?
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KIDDING.
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SO ANYWAY,
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
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WELL, PRETTY GOOD,
CONSIDERING THEY'RE GOING
TO BE AT BOSTON BAY TOMORROW.
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WH-WH-WHAT?
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WHERE THE HELL
HAVE I BEEN?
55
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OH, RIGHT.
I'VE BEEN IN REHAB.
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YEAH, THEY'RE PUTTING ON
SOME FUND RAISER FOR
THE COUNSELING CENTER,
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AND JEN GETS TO PLAY HOST.
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OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS PERFECT.
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SHE CAN TOTALLY
INTRO ME TO THE DOC.
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I KNEW IT WAS DESTINY.
I GOTTA PEE.
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SHE'S BAAAAAACK.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK
THAT WE INVEST IN SOME
CORDLESS PHONES AROUND HERE?
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YOU EXCITED ABOUT
THE HOSTING GIG TONIGHT?
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MM-HMM.
YEAH?
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WHO KNOWS? YOU COULD
BECOME THE NEXT
RYAN SEACREST.
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YOU COULD BORROW
ONE OF HIS MAN-BLOUSES.
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SOMETHING WRONG?
YOU SEEM A LITTLE TENSE.
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NO, I'M REALLY NOT.
I'M FINE.
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COME HERE.
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SIT DOWN.
NO, THAT'S OK.
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
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THERE, DOESN'T THAT
FEEL BETTER?
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SO I WAS THINKING,
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AFTER TONIGHT'S SOIREE,
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YOU AND I CAN SLIP
BACK TO MY PLACE FOR
A LITTLE NIGHTCAPPER?
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YOU, ME,
SOME CHEAP CHAMPAGNE,
A LITTLE FLEETWOOD MAC.
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I CAN'T.
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OK, NO FLEETWOOD MAC.
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NO, UM...
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IT'S NOT THAT.
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I MEAN, I JUST...
I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
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WHY NOT?
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I HAVE TO HELP GRAMS.
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I CAN HELP GRAMS.
LET ME COME.
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A VERY GOOD IDEA.
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE, C.J.,
I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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JOEY?
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YES, EDDIE?
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UM, WE NEVER GOT
A CHANCE TO FINISH
OUR CONVERSATION.
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AND WHAT CONVERSATION
WAS THAT?
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ABOUT HOW YOU'RE
REPULSED BY ME.
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I AM NOT REPULSED
BY YOU.
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THEN WHY WON'T
YOU GET WITH ME?
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00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,637
WOULD YOU STOP SAYING
"GET WITH ME?"
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IT'S CREEPING ME OUT.
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SORRY.
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00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,849
AND I...
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I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW.
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WHAT, SEX? YOU DON'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX?
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NO!
WHY?
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I DON'T KNOW. I JUST...
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I DON'T.
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OH, I GET IT.
I UNDERSTAND.
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I REPULSE YOU.
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YOU DON'T REPULSE ME.
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IT'S OK.
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THIS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.
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IT HAS?
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NO.
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EDDIE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU DON'T GET ANYWHERE
TALKING ABOUT SEX.
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YOU JUST MAKE ME
UNCOMFORTABLE.
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CLEARLY.
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OH, MY SWEET LORD!
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WILL THE TWO OF YOU
JUST DO IT ALREADY
AND BE QUIET?
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I HAVE TO GO.
I HAVE A QUIZ.
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WELL, FINE. MAYBE WE CAN
NOT TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.
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Joey: GLADLY.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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DO YOU WANT
TO MAKE OUT?
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NO.
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(LAUGHS) GOOD.
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THAT WAS YOUR
TEST, BUDDY.
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YOU BREAK
HER HEART AGAIN,
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AND I'M GOING
TO KILL YOU.
YOU GOT IT?
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YEAH.
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HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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HI.
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SO, IS THERE, LIKE,
ASSIGNED SEATS,
OR HOW DOES THIS WORK?
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NO, IT'S GENERAL ADMISSION.
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
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GREAT. SO IF I WANTED
TO SIT BY SOMEONE
SPECIFIC,
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THE BEST WAY WOULD
JUST BE TO ASK HIM?
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UH, YEAH.
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SO...YOU GOING
WITH ANYBODY?
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ME?
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YEAH. IS THAT A PROBLEM?
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OH, WELL...UH, NO...
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NORMALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND,
BUT, UH...
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YOU'D HAVE TO ASK
MY BOYFRIEND JACK.
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00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,593
YOU RANG?
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00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,803
UH, YEAH. I THOUGHT
I'D INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS GUY
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WHO JUST HAD THE GOOD TASTE
TO HIT ON ME.
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UH, JACK, THIS IS...
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UH, FRED.
FRED.
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HI.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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NOT A PROBLEM.
IT'S COOL.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT COOL,
OF COURSE.
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ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE
TO PIMP HIM OUT
FROM TIME TO TIME.
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(LAUGHS) GOTCHA.
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IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
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YOU, TOO.
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HI.
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HE SEEMED NICE.
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YEAH.
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WHY AM I DOING THIS?
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EATING CHEESE?
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NO, NO, THIS.
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I'M NOT--I'M NOT
CUT OUT FOR THIS.
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WHAT IF NOBODY TALKS?
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I MEAN, AT LEAST
AT THE HELPLINE
I CAN HANG UP ON THEM.
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BUT WHAT IF NOBODY
ASKS ANY QUESTIONS?
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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
168
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RUN AND HIDE AND CURL UP
IN A FETAL POSITION
169
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HOPING NOBODY FINDS YOU?
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I NEED A RINGER.
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00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:01,773
A WHAT?
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00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,691
A RINGER--
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SOMEBODY TO ASK
PRE-PLANNED QUESTIONS
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DURING UNCOMFORTABLE
MOMENTS OF SILENCE.
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WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,698
I SUFFER FROM
GLOSSOPHOBIA.
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IT'S A FEAR
OF PUBLIC SPEAKING.
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SO MY DUTIES TONIGHT
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WILL BE STRICTLY LIMITED
TO TICKET TAKING,
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WHICH I WILL NOW GO DO.
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GOOD LUCK.
THANKS.
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HI.
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00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:30,510
SO...
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00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:35,182
(SIGHS)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I'M HELPING YOU HOST
THE EVENT, REMEMBER?
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YEAH.
187
00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,815
RIGHT.
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UM, ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED EARLIER--
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T REALLY
TALK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
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I'M SORRY. I...
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I'VE GOT SO MANY
NOTES TO GO OVER,
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AND...COLD CUTS,
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I HAVE THESE REALLY
WONDERFUL COLD CUTS
194
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THAT I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO WASTE.
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OK. FAIR ENOUGH. YEAH.
I'LL JUST GO GET READY.
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00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,502
GOOD.
197
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,420
OH, MY GOD!
WHERE IS HE?
198
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,545
WHO?
199
00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:10,133
WHO? WHO? OH, JEN, JEN.
SWEET, SWEET, JEN.
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00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,386
SUCH AN AMUSING FACADE,
BUT IT'S OF NO USE.
YOU CAN'T KEEP US APART.
201
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,179
IT'S DESTINY,
I TELL YOU. DESTINY.
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00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,723
JEN, HE WAS
ON MY PLANE.
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00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,684
LADIES, PUT
THE CLAWS BACK.
NO NEED TO FIGHT.
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00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,522
PLENTY OF ROOM ON
THE CAROLLA COASTER
FOR EVERYONE.
205
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,107
I'M AFRAID I WON'T MEET
THE MINIMUM-HEIGHT REQUIREMENT.
206
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:26,941
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,568
I GOT TO GO.
208
00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,530
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
209
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,780
YOU WANT
TO HOP ON BOARD?
210
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,949
I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT YOU, DOOFUS.
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00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,493
I'M KIND OF LOOKING
FOR DR. DREW.
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00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:37,577
PINSKY?
213
00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:39,704
YES, YES!
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
214
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,956
THAT GEEZER'S PROBABLY
OUT CASKET SHOPPING.
215
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,750
HE'S OLD.
HE'S AN OLD MAN.
216
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:46,002
HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE
YOUR GRANDFATHER.
217
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,880
WHEREAS I,
I'M JUST OLD ENOUGH
TO BE YOUR DADDY.
218
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,883
AND PLUS,
THE GUY'S A BORE.
HE'S AN AMAZING BORE.
219
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:55,678
HE NEVER STOPS TALKING
ABOUT GONORRHEA
AND HEPATITIS G.
220
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,721
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
221
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,765
I HAVE TO SHARE A HOTEL
ROOM WITH THE GUY.
222
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CHEAP BASTARDS.
223
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,810
OH, MY GOD.
224
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,187
YOU'VE SHARED
A ROOM WITH HIM?
225
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,523
TELL ME SOMETHING.
226
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,984
(WHISPERING)
Have you seen him naked?
227
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,405
Yes. Yes, I have.
228
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,933
I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS,
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00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:42,976
BUT IN ABOUT 2 MINUTES,
230
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,144
THERE'S GOING TO BE A RIOT
FOR THAT SEAT.
231
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,437
(LAUGHS) HEY.
HEY.
232
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,855
JACK, RIGHT?
YEAH. YEAH.
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00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,775
FRED.
SO...WHERE'S THE BOYFRIEND?
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00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,111
WELL, THAT WOULD BE
THE QUESTION OF
THE HOUR.
235
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,239
CLEARLY NOT WHERE
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
236
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,365
BUT IT IS TAKEN, RIGHT?
237
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,327
THE SEAT?
238
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,999
UH...YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I WAS, UM...
239
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,209
WHAT THE HELL.
240
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,669
IT'S ALL YOURS.
241
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:30,023
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
IT'S OVER.
242
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,399
WHAT IS?
THE TRUST.
243
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,691
ARE WE STILL TALKING--
244
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,778
DONE. GONE. FINITO.
DEADER THAN DISCO.
245
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,947
YOU ALLOWED ME TO THINK
THAT I WAS GOOD AT IT.
246
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:38,948
GOOD AT WHAT?
247
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,534
THE SWEET,
TENDER LOVEMAKING
248
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,410
THAT COUPLES TEND
TO ENGAGE IN UPON DAY'S END.
249
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,078
LOOK, YOU ARE
GOOD AT IT, OK?
250
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,955
NOW COULD WE PLEASE
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS?
251
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,790
NO. NO, WE CAN'T.
252
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,334
AND I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT
OF THIS EVENING
253
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,919
WAS FOR PEOPLE TO GET TOGETHER
AND TALK ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS.
254
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,129
WE'RE FREAKS,
BUT WE'RE NOT THOSE
KINDS OF FREAKS.
255
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,214
SIT!
256
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,465
LYING ON THE GROUND,
257
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,591
HIS TONGUE IS JUST
HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH,
258
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,676
VULTURES FLYING
OVER HIS HEAD.
259
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,219
AND HE GOES TO THE FARMER,
HE GOES, "SHH.
260
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,928
THEY'RE JUST ABOUT
TO LAND."
261
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,306
(LAUGHS) OH, MAN.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING
TO GET PUNCHED FOR THAT.
262
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,391
I COULD THINK
OF WORSE THINGS.
263
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,142
LIKE NOT SAVING
YOUR BOYFRIEND A SEAT?
264
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,313
DAVID, HEY.
YOU REMEMBER, UM...
265
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,232
I REMEMBER.
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
266
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,816
I THOUGHT WE SAID
THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE STAGE.
267
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,695
WE DID.
268
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,363
WE, UH...
269
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,822
SEE, I MEANT
FROM THE FRONT.
270
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,282
(APPLAUSE)
271
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,492
FROM THE FRONT,
IT'S THE RIGHT,
272
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,577
BUT IF YOU'RE COMING
FROM THE BACK,
273
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:24,578
I COULD SEE HOW
YOU COULD HAVE...
274
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:30,875
UH...
275
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,126
YOU KNOW...
276
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,127
I'M--I'M SORRY.
277
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,212
IT'S MY FAULT.
I'LL MOVE.
278
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,380
GOOD IDEA.
279
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:42,262
THEY ARE BOTH THE HOSTS
OF THE WILDLY POPULAR
RADIO SHOW LOVELINE.
280
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,555
I'D LIKE TO GO AHEAD
AND TAKE THIS TIME
281
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,014
TO INTRODUCE OUR
ESTEEMED GUESTS
282
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,058
DR. DREW
AND ADAM COROLLA.
283
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,228
(APPLAUSE)
284
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:56,192
UM, OK. WELL, SINCE
OUR TIME HERE IS LIMITED,
285
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,319
AND I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS
HOW THIS WORKS.
286
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,114
WITH NO FURTHER ADO...
287
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,781
WHO HAS THE FIRST QUESTION?
288
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,799
OK, NOT EVERYONE AT ONCE.
289
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,196
OH, JEN.
290
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,782
JEN, PICK ME.
291
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,158
LINDLEY!
292
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,618
UH, ANYBODY.
293
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,788
ANYBODY.
294
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:54,709
BUELLER?
295
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,504
COME ON. YOU PEOPLE
ARE IN COLLEGE.
296
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,088
YOUR CRABS HAVE GONORRHEA.
297
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,632
WHERE'S THE QUESTIONS?
298
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,716
I'D ACTUALLY--
I'D ACTUALLY LIKE
299
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:05,136
TO POSE A QUESTION,
IF I MAY?
300
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,054
ACTUALLY, C.J.,
301
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,390
I THINK IT'S YOUR JOB
TO FIELD THE QUESTIONS,
NOT ASK THEM.
302
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,933
YOU FIELD, THEY ASK.
303
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,269
FIELD. ASK. FIELD. ASK.
YOU SEE HOW IT WORKS?
304
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,229
THAT'S OK, JENNIFER.
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY
WORRIED ABOUT FORM HERE.
305
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,732
SO GO ON, C.J.,
ASK YOUR QUESTION.
306
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,193
UH, OK. WELL,
THERE'S THIS, UH...
307
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,738
GIRL THAT I HAVE--
OR HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
308
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,239
SHE WAS A SEX BUDDY?
309
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,534
NO, SHE, UH...
310
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,744
SHE WAS A GIRLFRIEND,
ACTUALLY, AND WE WERE
TOGETHER FOR SEVERAL MONTHS
311
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,995
UP UNTIL THIS MORNING,
312
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,832
WHEN SHE DUMPED ME LIKE
A SACK OF ROTTEN TRASH.
313
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,750
NO EXPLANATION,
NO WARNING, NO NOTHING.
314
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,917
WERE THERE ANY
WARNING SIGNS?
315
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,670
ANY PROBLEMS IN
THE RELATIONSHIP?
316
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,755
NO, NONE.
317
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:41,964
WELL...
318
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,384
I DID SLEEP WITH
ONE OF HER FRIENDS.
319
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,721
BUT JUST ONE, RIGHT?
320
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,639
WOMEN DON'T--THEY DON'T MIND
THAT KIND OF STUFF.
321
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:50,849
CAN'T BE THAT.
322
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,726
BUT SHE KNEW ABOUT IT
323
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,852
AND IT WAS BEFORE
WE GOT TOGETHER,
324
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:55,353
SO THAT DOESN'T
REALLY COUNT, RIGHT?
325
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,147
HAVE YOU SIMPLY
TRIED ASKING FOR
AN EXPLANATION?
326
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,106
THAT'S THE THING.
327
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,734
EVERY TIME I TRY
TO TALK TO HER,
328
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,694
SHE TREATS ME LIKE
I'M FATHER DAMIEN.
329
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,073
HE WAS A LEPER.
330
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,282
OH, SURE.
331
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,535
THE FAMOUS LEPER,
FATHER DAMIEN.
332
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,454
DREW, YOU WROTE YOUR THESIS
ON FATHER DAMIEN, DID YOU NOT?
333
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,206
ALL RIGHT. LISTEN,
334
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,875
I SAY RUN.
335
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:19,085
I MEAN, THIS CHICK'S
A HEAD CASE.
336
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,879
SHE'S GOING TO TAKE
YOU DOWN, I PROMISE.
337
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,505
THANK YOU, ADAM,
FOR THAT ASTUTE INSIGHT,
338
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,424
BUT IF YOU DON'T
MIND ME SAYING SO,
339
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,134
I THINK THAT C.J.'s PROBLEMS
HERE ARE REALLY SUBORDINATE
340
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,969
TO THOSE OF THE MANY
MEMBERS OF THIS AUDIENCE
341
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,513
WHO HAVE ACTUALLY PAID
GOOD MONEY TO LISTEN
342
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,306
TO YOUR VASTLY
UNDERQUALIFIED ADVICE.
343
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:36,352
YOU'RE SO LUCKY I DON'T KNOW
WHAT "SUBORDINATE" MEANS, HONEY.
344
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,771
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
345
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,231
SO I GUESS WE SHOULD PROBABLY
JUST BREAK UP THEN, HUH?
346
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,776
(WHISPERING)
Would you be quiet?
347
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,735
WELL, I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!
348
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,404
Shut up.
349
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,948
(WHISPERING)
Don't tell me to shut up
in front of all these people.
350
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,535
WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS
351
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,704
WHY IS SO HARD FOR YOU
TO TALK ABOUT SEX?!
352
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,331
Adam: WHOA.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
353
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,793
WE GOT TO HEAR
MORE ABOUT THIS.
354
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,586
WE GOT A WIENER
IN THE CROWD HERE, DREW.
355
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,587
LET'S GET A MIKE
OVER TO THESE GUYS.
356
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,589
THIS WILL MAKE
A GOOD QUESTION.
357
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,590
UH, NO,
THAT'S OK.
358
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,716
THERE'S
NO PROBLEM.
359
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,802
NOPE. NOPE.
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
360
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,220
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, THERE'S A PROBLEM,
361
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,807
OR YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL
10 SECONDS AGO.
362
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,642
WE NEED TO HEAR THIS PROBLEM.
WHAT IS IT?
363
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,852
NO, IT'S REALLY--
IT'S OK.
364
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,646
IT'S NOT--IT'S NOT
THAT BAD, ACTUALLY.
365
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,605
YEAH, HE LIKES
IT THAT WAY.
366
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,189
HE PREFERS IT,
ACTUALLY.
367
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,441
I'M SORRY. I THINK
I MISSED SOMETHING.
368
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,567
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
369
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,570
JOEY.
370
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,155
I'M EDDIE.
BUT LIKE I SAID,
371
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,615
WE HAVE
NO PROBLEM.
372
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,866
OH, IF YOU SAY SO.
373
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,661
BUT YOU CAN'T HELP
BUT WONDER, ADAM,
374
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,913
SHOULD A COUPLE THAT'S
NOT EVEN MATURE ENOUGH
TO TALK ABOUT SEX
375
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,289
BE HAVING SEX?
YEAH.
376
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,291
GIVE ME THIS. THAT'S WHAT
I'M SAYING, DR. DREW.
377
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,668
IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M SAYING.
378
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,210
WELL, NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I'M SAYING.
379
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,838
I MEAN, SHE IS A LITTLE,
LIKE, UPTIGHT ABOUT
THE WHOLE THING.
380
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,255
I AM NOT.
YES, YOU ARE.
381
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,548
LISTEN, LISTEN.
382
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:51,135
THIS LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
IS BREAKING MY HEART.
383
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,846
LET'S GET YOU TWO
UP ON STAGE
384
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,639
WHERE WE CAN THUMP YOU
LIKE MELONS.
385
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,183
WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY?
(APPLAUSE)
386
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,270
(MOUTHING WORDS)
387
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,943
THANK YOU.
388
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,042
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
389
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,515
JEN!
390
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,351
JEN! I REALLY HAVE ONE.
391
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,519
JEN!
392
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,782
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
393
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,158
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
AFTERWARDS.
394
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,785
OK.
395
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,995
NOW WHY DON'T
YOU TWO START
396
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,329
BY TELLING US ABOUT
THIS RELATIONSHIP?
397
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,752
WELL...I'LL START.
398
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,378
IT'S ALL VERY SIMPLE,
ACTUALLY.
399
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,171
TODAY, I REALIZED
THAT THE GIRL
400
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,049
THAT I HAVE BEEN
OPENING MY LIFE
401
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,384
AND BARING MY--
MY NAKED SOUL TO
402
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,511
FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS
IS A PHONY.
403
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,512
6 MONTHS.
IS THAT HOW LONG
404
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,513
THIS THING'S BEEN
GOING ON?
405
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,808
WELL, IT'S HARD
TO TELL EXACTLY.
406
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,852
I MEAN,
WE MET IN THE FALL,
407
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,020
BUT WE REALLY DIDN'T
LIKE EACH OTHER--
408
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,688
OH, HEY, STOP.
409
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,147
OK, LOOK, I HAD
NO BEEF WITH HER,
410
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,609
BUT SHE--SHE
OBVIOUSLY...
411
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,110
YOU KNOW,
WAS IN LOVE WITH ME...
412
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,738
IN HER OWN EMOTIONALLY
UNSTABLE WAY.
413
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,489
EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE?
414
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,490
I'M EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE?
415
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,700
YES, LOOK IN
THE MIRROR, JOEY.
416
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,119
WHO PACKED UP AND LEFT
WITH NO FORWARDING ADDRESS
417
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,955
AT THE FIRST SIGN THAT
THIS THING WAS GETTING SERIOUS?
418
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,330
OH, I CAME BACK,
DIDN'T I?
419
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,083
NO, NOT WILLINGLY.
I'M SITTING HERE.
420
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,418
I HAD TO COME
LOOKING FOR YOU, DIDN'T I?
421
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,089
AT A SIGNIFICANT LOSS
TO MY PERSONAL DIGNITY,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
422
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,840
AND THEN, TO CELEBRATE...
423
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:53,841
HE LEFT AGAIN.
424
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:54,842
AND THROUGHOUT
ALL THIS,
425
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,094
YOU KEPT HAVING SEX?
426
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,219
OH, YEAH.
427
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,805
Adam: NO WONDER
SHE'S SCREWED UP.
428
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,223
THANK YOU.
WAIT A SECOND--
429
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,977
LISTEN, I DON'T LIKE
THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, SON.
430
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,937
I MEAN, YOU HAVE
SEX WITH HER,
431
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,354
THEN YOU DUMP HER.
432
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,566
THEN YOU TRY TO GET
HER TRUST BACK,
433
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,819
EXCEPT FOR YOU
ABANDON HER AGAIN.
434
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,528
SO YOU'VE
ABANDONED HER TWICE,
435
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:19,450
AND NOW YOU'RE
PERPLEXED AS TO WHY
SHE WON'T TRUST YOU
436
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,328
WHEN YOU'VE
DUMPED HER 2 TIMES?
437
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,871
ARE YOU HIGH, SON?
438
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,415
I MEAN, NO WONDER
SHE'S CUT YOU OFF.
439
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,875
DREW, IF YOU TREATED ME
THIS WAY,
440
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,752
I'D CUT YOU OFF...
IN A HEARTBEAT.
441
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,629
THAT'S WHY I TREAT YOU
THE RIGHT WAY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
442
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,422
JOEY, IS THIS
ABANDONMENT A BIG
ISSUE FOR YOU?
443
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,845
NO.
444
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,762
ARE YOU ON
ANY MEDICATION?
445
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:40,763
NO!
446
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,348
IS YOU DAD AROUND?
447
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,850
IS HE A BIG FIGURE
IN YOUR LIFE?
448
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,476
IS ANYTHING
GOING ON WITH HIM?
449
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,605
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DR. DREW,
450
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,649
I THANK YOU
FOR EVERYTHING,
451
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,233
BUT I--I THINK
I'VE HAD ENOUGH,
452
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,861
AND I'M GOING TO HEAD
BACK TO MY SEAT NOW.
453
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,029
NOT SO FAST.
LISTEN, JOEY,
454
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,237
NOTHING TO BE
ASHAMED OF.
455
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,532
COMMON PROBLEMS,
ALL RIGHT?
456
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,408
TOUGH TO TALK ABOUT.
457
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,077
JENNIFER, I'M SURE
PEOPLE CALL THE HELPLINE
458
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,203
ALL THE TIME WITH
THINGS LIKE THIS.
459
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,497
OH, YEAH.
CONSTANTLY.
460
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,125
THERE'S REALLY NOTHING
TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT.
461
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,961
YOU'RE VERY NORMAL
IN YOUR ABNORMALITY.
462
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,050
JEN, PERHAPS THERE'S
SOMEONE ELSE IN
THE AUDIENCE
463
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,759
THAT WOULD LIKE
TO ASK A QUESTION.
464
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,181
OH, YES, YES,
WITH THE RAISED HAND.
465
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,431
WHO IS THAT?
466
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,017
UH...
467
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,393
MY NAME'S DAVID,
AND I NEED TO KNOW
468
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:28,561
WHAT THE PROPER
RESPONSE MIGHT BE
469
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,270
WHEN YOU FIND YOUR
BOYFRIEND OPENLY
FLIRTING
470
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,480
WITH SOME OTHER GUY
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
471
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,066
I WASN'T FLIRTING.
472
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:38,487
SINCE WHEN IS HAVING
AN IDLE CHAT CONSIDERED
FLIRTING, MY FRIEND?
473
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:41,032
WE HAVE A COUPLE OF DATES,
HE THINKS HE OWNS ME, DREW.
474
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,616
ADAM WANTS TO BE
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
475
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,326
HE LONGS TO BE GAY.
476
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,829
DAVID, UH,
WAS THIS A MONOGAMOUS
RELATIONSHIP?
477
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,082
YEAH. I THOUGHT IT WAS.
478
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,290
I SEE. SO YOU'RE
KIND OF WONDERING
479
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,918
WHETHER IT ACTUALLY
IS MONOGAMOUS.
480
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,336
WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
YOU GUYS NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THIS.
481
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,422
UM, YOU KNOW,
ONE POSSIBILITY IS
482
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,049
THAT HE'S ACTING OUT
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU,
483
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,592
BECAUSE HE'S TRYING
TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE,
484
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,886
AND HE JUST DOESN'T
HAVE ANY OTHER WAY
TO TELL YOU.
485
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,140
OR MAYBE HE'S JUST
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
486
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,017
WHO'S REALLY SUPER-NICE
TO EVERYBODY
487
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,852
SO IT SEEMS LIKE
HE'S FLIRTING,
488
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:10,937
BUT ACTUALLY, HE'S NOT,
489
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,563
'CAUSE NOBODY'S THAT STUPID.
490
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,900
SO, MY ADVICE ON THIS WOULD
JUST BE FORGIVE AND FORGET.
491
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,651
Adam: ARE YOU HIGH, MISSY?
492
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,861
YOU GOT TO DUMP THIS GUY,
493
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,863
AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT
BECAUSE HE'S A GAY.
494
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,199
UM...OK,
495
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,784
WHY DON'T WE GO
TO MANDY BEHIND THE SCREEN?
496
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,494
MANDY,
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
497
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,621
MANDY?
498
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,539
OH. HI. SORRY, NO.
499
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,499
ACTUALLY,
MY NAME IS AUDREY,
500
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:36,837
AND MY QUESTION
IS SPECIFICALLY
FOR DR. DREW.
501
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,506
UM, I'M ABOUT
5'7".
502
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,468
I'VE GOT BLOND HAIR,
BLUE EYES, GREAT RACK.
503
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,971
AUDREY, QUESTION.
FIND IT.
504
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:48,266
OH, RIGHT.
OK. WELL, UM...
505
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,059
SEVERAL MONTHS AGO,
506
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,561
I REALIZED THAT I HAD
A SERIOUS PROBLEM
WITH ALCOHOL.
507
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,606
I HAD ALL THESE
NEGATIVE FEELINGS
ABOUT MY LIFE,
508
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:59,819
AND I WAS USING ALCOHOL
AS MY ESCAPE.
509
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,279
AND IN THE PROCESS,
510
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,073
I HURT A LOT OF PEOPLE
THAT WERE VERY
CLOSE TO ME.
511
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:07,243
AND IF IT HADN'T
BEEN FOR THOSE VERY
SAME PEOPLE,
512
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,786
I PROBABLY WOULD NOT
HAVE GOTTEN
513
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,205
THE PROFESSIONAL HELP
THAT I NEEDED.
514
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,373
SO AFTER SPENDING
SEVERAL WEEKS
515
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,002
IN A REHAB FACILITY
IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA,
516
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,462
UM...
517
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,257
I GUESS MY QUESTION
TO YOU IS THIS,
DR. DREW--
518
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,218
HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO GO BACK
TO MY DORM ROOM
519
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,053
AND PLAY A LITTLE GAME
I LIKE TO CALL
520
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,888
"DIRTY DOCTOR
AND NAUGHTY NURSE?"
521
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,516
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
522
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,811
OK...
523
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:34,937
AUDREY, THAT WAS TOUCHING.
524
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,942
LET'S MOVE ON,
SHALL WE, TO-
525
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,443
YOU KNOW, WE REALLY
HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
526
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,154
TO GET A WOMAN'S
PERSPECTIVE ON
SOME OF THESE MATTERS.
527
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,239
UH, TELL ME, JENNIFER,
528
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,034
GETTING BACK
TO MY PROBLEM,
529
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,160
WHY DO YOU THINK
THIS GIRL DECIDED
530
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,953
TO RIP MY HEART OUT
WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION?
531
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,875
WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, C.J.,
532
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,627
I THINK THE TIME
FOR YOUR PROBLEM
HAS COME AND GONE.
533
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,839
NOW, SINCE WE HAVE WITH US HERE
THE EXPERTS ONSTAGE
534
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,757
WHO ARE HERE TO ANSWER
PEOPLE'S QUESTIONS--
535
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:06,052
OH, EXPERTS, HUH?
536
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,721
A MINUTE AGO, I WAS HACK,
NOW I'M BACK TO EXPERT?
537
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,805
THAT'S NICE.
538
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,807
ACTUALLY, JENNIFER,
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
539
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,559
YOU SHOULD ANSWER
THIS QUESTION.
540
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,853
EVERYONE'S HERE
TO SUPPORT THE HELPLINE.
541
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,104
WHY DON'T
YOU GIVE THEM A SAMPLE
542
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,396
OF WHAT THEY CAN GET
WHEN THEY CALL IN?
543
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,903
OK. WELL, IF YOU ASK ME,
544
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,446
UM...
545
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:30,243
I THINK THAT THE ANSWER
TO THAT QUESTION HAS MANY PARTS.
546
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:34,621
ONE, IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT THIS GIRL
547
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,374
ISN'T REALLY OUT TO GET YOU,
548
00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:39,001
THAT MAYBE, IN FACT,
SHE'S JUST CONFUSED.
549
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,627
TO SAY THE LEAST.
550
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:44,215
AND 2, MAYBE SHE HAS A LOT
ON HER PLATE AT THE MOMENT,
551
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:48,010
SO SHE DOESN'T
FEEL LIKE SHE HAS
THE TIME FOR A RELATIONSHIP.
552
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,846
AND 3?
553
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,348
THAT'S IT.
554
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,935
YOU CAN'T JUST START
STRINGING TOGETHER
555
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,980
A LIST OF REASONS
AND STOP AT 2.
556
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:04,902
SAYS WHO?
557
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:04,902
SAYS--SAYS ME. SAYS DREW.
558
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,737
SAYS OUR PARENTS.
559
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,947
REMEMBER YOUR MOM
SAID THAT TO ME, DREW?
560
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,324
OK, FINE. YOU GET 3.
561
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,411
LISTEN, I JUST DON'T
WANT A BOYFRIEND AT
THIS POINT IN TIME, OK?
562
00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:14,536
WAIT A MINUTE.
563
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,579
"I DON'T?"
564
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,040
THIS IS THE HEAD CASE
HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
565
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:18,999
HE'S TALKING ABOUT HER.
566
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,458
NO.
567
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:22,669
YES.
568
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,422
I AM THE GIRL THAT
HE IS REFERRING TO,
569
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:26,632
BUT NO, I'M NOT
A HEAD CASE.
570
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,008
OH, WOW.
THIS IS INTERESTING.
571
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,177
SO, WHY DID YOU
DUMP THIS GUY?
572
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,554
UNLESS YOU DON'T FEEL
COMFORTABLE TALKING
ABOUT THESE ISSUES.
573
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:36,100
NO, IT'S JUST, UM...
574
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,061
Adam: HE BEATS YOU, RIGHT?
I KNEW IT.
575
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,854
I COULD SEE IT
IN HIS EYES, DREW.
576
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,357
SERIOUSLY,
IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT
THIS GUY YOU DON'T LIKE?
577
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,942
OR IS IT SOMETHING
ABOUT HIM,
578
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:45,985
OR SOMETHING ABOUT
THE RELATIONSHIP?
579
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,988
NO, NO, I LIKE HIM.
580
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,282
I LIKE HIM. WHAT'S--
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
581
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:52,325
HE'S PERFECT.
582
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,827
HE'S THE PERFECT
LIVING EMBODIMENT
583
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,371
OF EVERYTHING THAT
I'VE EVER WANTED IN A BOYFRIEND,
584
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,415
BUT NEVER THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY FIND.
585
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:02,668
YOU'RE KIND, YOU'RE CARING,
YOU'RE SENSITIVE,
586
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,544
YOU'RE NOT WIGGED OUT
BY GAY PEOPLE.
587
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,588
HE IS KIND OF CUTE.
588
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,674
HE'S GOT A BIT OF
THE SPADER WORKING FOR HIM.
589
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:11,260
IF I WERE TO START
A BOY FROM SCRATCH,
590
00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:13,679
THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD
END UP AS.
591
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,309
ALL RIGHT THEN.
592
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,894
SO, WHY WOULD
YOU SABOTAGE THIS?
593
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,520
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE
SOMEONE GOOD,
594
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:25,607
SOMEONE YOU DESCRIBED
AS WONDERFUL, PERFECT,
595
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,775
AND JUST DRIVE HIM AWAY?
596
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,289
CAN WE TURN THIS BACK
TO JOEY?
597
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:41,207
SHE'S MORE
SCREWED UP THAN ME.
598
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,624
HEY.
599
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,626
WERE EITHER OF YOU
ABUSED WHEN YOU
WERE KIDS?
600
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,212
NO.
601
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:49,048
JOEY'S DAD DID SOME
TIME IN THE BIG HOUSE.
602
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,925
MAYBE WE COULD BRING
JACK UP HERE FOR
SOME HUMILIATION.
603
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,178
NO, NO, NO.
DO NOT LET HER CHANGE
THE SUBJECT AGAIN, JEN.
604
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,138
I STILL INTEND TO GET
SOME ANSWERS FROM
SALLY ALBRIGHT--
605
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,264
HEY, GET
IN LINE, PAL.
606
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:58,682
AT LEAST YOU STILL
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
607
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,100
JEN, I REALLY NEED
TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF
UNDERGARMENTS--
608
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,810
WHEN WE GET BACK TO L.A.,
609
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,813
I'M PUTTING THIS KNEE
IN MY AGENT'S GROIN.
610
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:05,814
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S OVER.
611
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,858
I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT
EQUIPPED TO BE HERE.
612
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,152
SO IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS
AND YOU NEED ANSWERS,
613
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,820
YOU SHOULD ALL
CALL THE HELPLINE.
614
00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:18,660
OH, MY GOD.
615
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:19,786
JEN, WHAT WAS IT LIKE
TO BE THAT CLOSE TO HIM?
616
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,247
DID YOU GET
TO TOUCH HIM?
WHAT DOES HE SMELL LIKE?
617
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,416
AUDREY, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO SEE HIM
UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL?
618
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:24,624
ARE YOU SAYING WHAT
I THINK YOU'RE SAYING?
619
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,919
YES. TAKE OVER
THE HOSTING DUTIES.
620
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,504
OH, I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED ME TO SING.
621
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,297
OH, WELL.
A GIG'S A GIG.
THANKS.
622
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,051
OK, PEOPLE,
623
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,593
SINCE OUR LOVELY HOSTESS
WITH THE MOSTESS JEN LINDLEY
624
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,221
PICKED NOW TO HAVE
A MENTAL BREAKDOWN,
625
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,889
I'LL BE YOUR RICKI LAKE
FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING.
626
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,640
NOW, WHO'S GOT
THE NEXT QUESTION?
627
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,851
YOU! UP TOP!
FUNNY SHAPED HEAD.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
628
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:45,687
UM, DR. DREW, IS IT TRUE
THAT MEN ONLY WANT SEX
629
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,023
AND WOMEN ONLY WANT
RELATIONSHIPS?
630
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,607
I CAN TELL YOU FIRSTHAND
THAT AIN'T TRUE.
631
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,527
I COULD TELL YOU
STORIES THAT WOULD
BOGGLE
632
00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:53,320
YOUR PEA-SIZED LITTLE
BRAIN. I ONCE--
633
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,781
ASKED THIS GIRL
TO DO IT WHILE I WAS
DRIVING ONCE,
634
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:58,200
BUT SHE GOT ALL SKETCHY.
SAID IT WASN'T SAFE--
635
00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,326
TO ENGAGE IN
HIGH RISK BEHAVIOR.
636
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,618
IF YOU HAVE,
YOU SHOULD SEE
637
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,413
A DOCTOR
IMMEDIATELY,
AND THEN ASK--
638
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,957
IS SOMEONE UNDER 5 FEET
CONSIDERED A MIDGET?
639
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,084
OFFICIAL MIDGET
HEIGHT IS
640
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,962
IF I'M WEARING
A PAIR OF STILETTOS
AND I CAN REST MY--
641
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:12,548
THIS LASER'S
NOT A MAGIC WAND.
642
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,966
NOT A PANACEA, YEAH.
643
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,093
YEAH, PEOPLE THINK
IT'S A--WHAT DID YOU
SAY IT WAS?
644
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,762
PANACEA. CURE-ALL.
645
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,973
DURING SEX, SHE LIKES
TO LISTEN TO POP GOES
THE WEASEL.
646
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,349
IS THAT--IS THAT WEIRD?
647
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:23,559
THAT MAY BE
WHERE THE SOURCE
648
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:24,851
OF YOUR SEXUAL
DYSFUNCTION COMES FROM.
649
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,353
IS IT OK
TO USE A VIBRATOR?
650
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,563
GREAT QUESTION.
BUT I THINK
651
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,731
HE HAS SOME FEELINGS
ABOUT THAT. ADAM?
652
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,066
WELL, I DID A TEST
WITH DREW ONCE,
653
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,611
WHERE I JUST COVERED
THE LEFT SIDE
OF HIS FACE WITH--
654
00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:35,988
WHENEVER YOU HAVE
AN ABNORMALITY THAT WAY,
655
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:39,908
IT INCREASES YOUR CHANCES
OF BEING AN EVIL GENIUS.
656
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:40,993
WELL, WHAT I REALLY
WANT TO KNOW IS--
657
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:42,369
ARE YOU TAKING
ANY MEDICATION?
658
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,246
IS IT TRUE I CAN'T
GET PREGNANT
ON A FULL MOON?
659
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,331
ARE YOU ON
ANY MEDICATION?
660
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:49,001
I'VE GOT THIS BAD
BURNING SENSATION.
661
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,461
ARE YOU ON
ANY MEDICATION?
662
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,506
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE SIZE
OF THE MALE GENITALIA?
663
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,841
FLUOXETINE.
I MEAN REALLY BAD.
664
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:57,468
CITALOPHRAM.
IT'S LIKE I'M ON FIRE.
665
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,094
FLUVOXAMINE.
SERTRALINE.
666
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,262
PROPRION.
BUSPIRONE.
667
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:02,556
HOW SMALL IS SMALL?
668
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,183
WHICH IS A GENETIC
BIOLOGICAL DISEASE
669
00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:05,892
WHICH COULD LEAD
TO CONSUMING
PROGRESSIVE AMOUNTS OF--
670
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,478
WHIPPED CREAM.
AND MAKE SURE
671
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,438
YOU HAVE PLENTY
OF IT, OR ELSE!
672
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,981
THE MEN THAT WANT
THEIR WOMEN TO LOOK
673
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,399
LIKE LITTLE BOYS
THAT CAUSE THEM--
674
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:14,109
DEPRESSION
AND ANXIETY,
675
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,819
WHICH CAN HAVE
BOTH PSYCHOLOGICAL
676
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,904
AND BIOLOGICAL
ELEMENTS TO IT,
AND HOPEFULLY--
677
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,823
THAT ANSWERS
YOUR QUESTION.
678
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,908
OK, PEOPLE, THAT'S
ALL THE TIME WE HAVE
FOR THIS EVENING.
679
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,578
REMEMBER SOMETHING--
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
ALONE AND DEPRESSED
680
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,497
IN A ROOM
SITTING UNDER A BARE BULB
681
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,040
IF A PILE OF YOUR OWN SICK,
682
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:30,000
PLEASE DON'T CALL ME,
CALL THE HELPLINE.
683
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,918
HAVE A GREAT EVENING.
684
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,759
SO, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
685
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,429
TO YOU, ME, A COUPLE OF
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEERS,
686
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,557
AND A SHINY
NEW THERMOMETER?
687
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,893
BABY, YOU'RE
READING MY MIND.
688
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:49,811
UGH!
689
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,496
WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE
DOING BACK HERE?
690
00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:08,997
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR AUDREY.
691
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,999
HELLO. WE DROVE
HER HERE.
692
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,877
THEN WE GET HOME
AND PUT THIS HORRID
NIGHT BEHIND US.
693
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,212
YEAH, BUT WE
HAVEN'T SOLVED
OUR LITTLE PROBLEM.
694
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,463
EDDIE!
695
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,090
GOOD GOD, SON!
696
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,841
ARE YOU STILL
HARPING ON THAT?
697
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,385
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK?
698
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,470
HAVE YOU TAKEN A LOOK
AT HER LATELY?
699
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,971
YOU'RE LUCKY
A CHICK THAT HOT
700
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:27,433
LET'S YOU GET NAKED
IN THE SAME BUILDING
SHE'S IN.
701
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,768
YOU GOTTA MOVE ON.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
702
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,019
15, 16?
703
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:33,813
I'M 25.
704
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,693
25. YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS DOING
WHEN I WAS 25?
705
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:40,613
NO, BUT I'M SURE
YOU'RE GONNA
TELL ME.
706
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:41,821
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M GONNA TELL YOU.
707
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,574
WHEN I WAS 25,
I ONLY DREAMT
708
00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:45,117
OF GETTING
WITH CHICKS THIS HOT.
709
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:48,328
I WAS IN
MY PARENTS' BASEMENT
LOOKING AT MY RAFT BOX.
710
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,789
HAD A PICTURE
OF A GAL ON IT.
711
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:53,125
SHE WAS WEARING A BIKINI
AND FLOATING ON A RAFT,
712
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:56,336
AND I JUST STARED
AT THAT THING
UNTIL I WAS CROSS-EYED.
713
00:29:56,378 --> 00:30:00,424
I MISS THAT RAFT BOX.
714
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:01,925
THAT'S...WEIRD.
715
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,052
YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
IT'S WEIRD.
716
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:05,679
AND THAT'S MY POINT.
717
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,556
I'M TIRED OF YOU
COLLEGE KIDS COMPLAINING
718
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,099
AND BELLYACHING
ALL THE TIME.
719
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,392
WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE,
720
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,227
WE DIDN'T HAVE CHICKS
THAT DRESSED LIKE THIS.
721
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:15,147
WITH THEIR BELLY TEES,
AND THEIR HIP HUGGERS,
722
00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:16,898
AND THEIR THONGS
HANGING OUT THE BACK.
723
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:20,569
NO, NO,
WE HAD IT TOUGH.
724
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:21,695
LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
725
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,989
YOU'D BE WITH THIS GUY
IF YOU THOUGHT
726
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,907
YOU COULD
TRUST HIM, RIGHT?
727
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,043
YEAH.
728
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,379
THERE YOU GO, SPORT.
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS GAIN HER TRUST
729
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,423
AND YOU'RE IN LIKE
FLINT, ALL RIGHT?
730
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,510
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
MY WORK IS DONE HERE.
731
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,845
I'M GONNA
GET SOME CHEESE.
732
00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:51,433
SO, IS THAT TRUE?
YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
733
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,602
WELL, CAN YOU BLAME ME?
734
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:57,105
NO.
735
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,817
EDDIE...
736
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:03,612
WE'RE LIVING THIS FANTASY.
737
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,781
AND--AND WE'VE...
738
00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:07,907
BEEN DOING IT
EVER SINCE YOU GOT BACK.
739
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:11,829
AND AS NICE
AS THE FANTASY IS...
740
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,748
IT'S GONNA HAVE TO END
SOONER OR LATER.
741
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,124
WELL,
SINCE YOU PUT IT
THAT WAY, JOEY,
742
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,877
I CHOOSE LATER.
743
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,921
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU FEEL,
744
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:25,091
AND I'M SORRY
THAT I GAVE YOU
A HARD TIME.
745
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,594
BUT THERE'S
NOTHING I CAN SAY
TO EARN YOUR TRUST.
746
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:31,348
SO, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
A LEAP OF FAITH.
747
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,226
OK, AND KNOW THAT
748
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,729
I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THIS WORLD.
749
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,814
OK?
750
00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,787
OK, COME ON.
751
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:54,872
WERE WE GOING?
752
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,915
BACK TO MY ROOM
BEFORE AUDREY GETS BACK.
753
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,375
BUT WE DROVE HER
HERE.
754
00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,626
SHE'S NOT GONNA BE
ABLE TO GET BACK
TO THE--
755
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:01,795
EXACTLY!
756
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,679
YOU KNOW...
757
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:13,223
TONIGHT DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE
A COMPLETE DISASTER.
758
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,850
IF WE HURRY,
WE CAN STILL
MAKE IT TO THE BARS.
759
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,226
MAYBE YOU CAN FIND
SOME NICE GUY
760
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,811
FOR ME TO OPENLY
FLIRT WITH.
761
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:18,978
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
AMUSED BY THAT?
762
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,106
YES, DAVID, YOU ARE.
763
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,649
OH.
764
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:25,736
BUT SINCE YOU'RE NOT,
765
00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:26,986
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SAY
WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY
766
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,280
AND LET'S GET THIS
OVER WITH.
767
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,115
AND YOU DON'T
HAVE ANYTHING THAT
YOU WANT TO SAY?
768
00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,408
HONESTLY, NO,
BECAUSE IN MY MIND
769
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,910
THERE'S NOTHING WORTH
EVEN TALKING ABOUT.
770
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,288
IT'S JUST A STUPID
MISUNDERSTANDING
771
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:39,332
THAT YOU SEEM INTENT
ON BLOWING UP
INTO A MUCH LARGER DEAL.
772
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,795
OK. SO, JUST TO CLARIFY,
773
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:45,213
I'M CRAZY,
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA
EVEN ATTEMPT AN APOLOGY.
774
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:48,842
I WAS JUST TALKING
WITH THE GUY, DAVID.
THAT'S IT.
775
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,677
IT'S LIKE JEN SAID.
ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST--
776
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,263
I WAS BEING NICE.
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TRYING
TO COMMUNICATE ANYTHING.
777
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,640
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TRYING
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD.
778
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:58,184
YOU KNOW WHAT?
779
00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,728
I'M BEGINNING
TO THINK MAYBE
I SHOULD'VE TRUSTED
780
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,354
MY ORIGINAL
INSTINCTS ABOUT YOU.
781
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,607
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
782
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,400
LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO
BREAK UP WITH ME
783
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:06,860
OVER SOMETHING
THIS MINOR, JUST DO IT.
784
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:10,405
WOW. THAT'S THE FIRST
PLACE YOU GO?
785
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,031
WHAT?
YOU'RE WORSE THAN JEN.
786
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:12,991
OR MAYBE YOU TWO HAVE
BEEN HANGING OUT SO LONG
787
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:14,367
YOU'VE JUST BECOME
THE SAME PERSON.
788
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,619
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING--
789
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:16,829
YOU KNOW,
FOR A MASTER COMMUNICATOR,
790
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,413
YOU'RE NOT EXPRESSING
YOURSELF TOO WELL RIGHT NOW.
791
00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:20,165
WE WERE HAVING
A TINY LITTLE
ARGUMENT,
792
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:21,374
AND IN 2 SECONDS,
YOU JUST MANAGED
TO SNOWBALL IT
793
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,501
INTO SOMETHING
CATASTROPHIC.
794
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:23,919
OH, RIGHT. I MANAGE.
795
00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:25,545
AND YOU WEREN'T AT ALL
BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE.
796
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,255
I AM NOT THE ONE
WHO'S LOOKING FOR
A WAY OUT OF THIS.
797
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,006
AND I AM? AND I AM?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
798
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:29,925
IF YOU'RE BORED,
IF YOU'RE IN
OVER YOUR HEAD,
799
00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:30,968
THAN JUST SAY SO.
DID I SAY THAT?!
800
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,177
FINE, FINE.
801
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:33,428
BUT I AM NOT
JUST GONNA DUMP YOU
802
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,180
SO THAT YOU CAN
WALK AWAY FROM THIS
GUILT-FREE.
803
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,516
GUILT F--
804
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,810
DAVID, I AM GUILT-FREE.
I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
805
00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,019
RIGHT.
806
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,562
WHAT? OH, GREAT, WHAT?
YOU'RE LEAVING NOW?
807
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,022
YES. BUT BEFORE I DO,
808
00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:45,482
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS
REALLY SIMPLE FOR YOU.
809
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,443
EITHER APOLOGIZE TO ME
OR BREAK UP WITH ME.
810
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,445
OH, FINE, OK,
WHATEVER. SORRY.
811
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:54,407
NO. NO, NO, NO.
812
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,951
I DESERVE
BETTER THAN THAT.
813
00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:02,081
TAKE A DAY.
HELL, TAKE A WEEK.
814
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,584
THINK ABOUT IT,
AND LET ME KNOW
WHAT YOU DECIDE.
815
00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,357
WAIT, C.J. WAIT.
LET ME EXPLAIN.
816
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,736
WAIT, WILL YOU PLEASE
JUST LET ME EXPLAIN?
817
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:31,737
YOU KNOW, JEN,
I THINK I'VE HEARD
818
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,030
ALL I NEED
TO HEAR TONIGHT.
819
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,490
LOOK, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
I--I NEED YOUR HELP.
820
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,951
OH, YOU NEED MY HELP?
WELL, YOU SAID IT
EARLIER.
821
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,036
WHY DON'T YOU CALL
THE FRIGGIN' HELPLINE?
822
00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:41,872
OK, I WILL. RING-RING!
823
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:44,457
AW, MAN, I REALLY HOPE
SOMEBODY PICKS UP.
RING-RING!
824
00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:45,959
I'M NOT GONNA
DO THIS.
825
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,335
OH, COME ON.
YOU'VE GOT A CRAZY GIRL
826
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,461
ON THE OTHER END
OF THE LINE
827
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,171
AND SHE MIGHT DO
SOMETHING IRRATIONAL
828
00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:53,091
IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE
SOMEBODY TO TALK TO.
RING-RING.
829
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,555
HELLO?
830
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:01,140
HI. IS THIS THE HELPLINE?
YES.
831
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,435
UH, BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T SAY HELPLINE
WHEN YOU ANSWERED.
832
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,771
HELLO. HELPLINE.
833
00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:08,189
UH, WHO AM I
SPEAKING WITH?
834
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,733
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
GIVE ME YOUR NAME, EITHER.
835
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,110
HELLO. HELPLINE.
THIS IS C.J. DO YOU
HAVE A CRISIS?
836
00:35:12,151 --> 00:35:16,073
HI, C.J.
837
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,323
YOU HAVE
A VERY SWEET VOICE.
838
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,785
DO YOU HAVE
A CRISIS OR NOT?
839
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,703
YES, I DO.
840
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:25,373
AND YOU SHOULD LIKE
SOMEBODY THAT I COULD TRUST,
841
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:28,794
AND SOMEBODY WHO COULD
BE ENDLESSLY SYMPATHETIC
842
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,879
WITH A GIRL WHO HAS
A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
843
00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:33,048
OH, WELL,
ISN'T THAT IRONIC?
844
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,633
CONSIDERING I JUST
GOT DUMPED TODAY
845
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,010
BY A GIRL WITH
A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
846
00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:38,136
OR MAYBE SHE
DOESN'T HAVE ANY?
847
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,888
MAYBE SHE DOESN'T
HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
848
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:41,473
PERSONALLY,
I WOULDN'T KNOW
849
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:42,557
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
HAVE ENOUGH TRUST
TO CONFIDE IN ME.
850
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:45,435
(SIGHS) WELL...
851
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,855
THE THING IS
THAT MAYBE...
852
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,357
THIS GIRL REALIZES
THAT SHE MADE A MISTAKE,
853
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,026
BUT SHE DOESN'T
REALLY KNOW
WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
854
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:54,903
WELL, MAYBE
SHE NEEDS TO START
BY REALIZING
855
00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:56,404
THAT WHATEVER
THE PROBLEM IS,
856
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:59,532
HER BOYFRIEND'S
NOT THE ENEMY.
857
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:02,368
RIGHT. WELL, SEE,
NOW, THAT'S THE THING
ABOUT THIS GIRL,
858
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,913
IS THAT SHE HAS
A TENDENCY TO SUBSCRIBE
859
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:07,290
TO SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
BEHAVIORS IN HER LIFE,
860
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:10,043
AND THAT WHEN
ONE PART OF HER LIFE
ISN'T GOING WELL,
861
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:14,047
SHE HAS THIS DESIRE
TO DESTROY EVERYTHING ELSE
862
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,966
GOING ON, AND PLUS,
SHE'S NEVER
REALLY BEEN ABLE
863
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:17,342
TO TRUST ANYBODY
BEFORE, SO--
864
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:20,887
EVERYBODY'S GOTTA
START SOMETIME.
865
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,848
SO--SO, WHAT?
SO WHAT DO I DO?
866
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,808
I JUST--I JUST--
I JUST SAY WHAT IT IS
867
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:28,227
THAT'S BOTHERING ME,
AND THEN I LOOK UP
AND YOU'RE STILL THERE?
868
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,355
YES. THAT'S WHAT
THIS WHOLE BOYFRIEND
THING IS ALL ABOUT.
869
00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:31,606
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT
INTERESTED IN HAVING
A BOYFRIEND,
870
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:32,565
I CAN CERTAINLY--
871
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:36,569
SHE'S SICK.
872
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,404
MY GRAMS IS SICK.
873
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:43,827
AND SHE HAS BEEN
KEEPING IT FROM ME,
874
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,578
AND IT'S THE REASON
THAT SHE BROKE UP
WITH YOUR UNCLE BILL,
875
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,707
AND--AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE SHE'S BEEN
KEEPING FROM ME.
876
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:50,959
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
877
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,293
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
878
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,088
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ANYTHING,
879
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:57,340
AND SO I HAD A FREAK-OUT,
ONE FREAK-OUT.
880
00:36:57,382 --> 00:37:00,218
IS THAT OK?
881
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,225
YES.
882
00:37:18,028 --> 00:37:19,946
YEAH. TAKE AS MANY
AS YOU NEED.
883
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,754
OOH, OOH, OOH!
JUST THE MAN
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
884
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,756
I KNEW YOU'D
COME AROUND.
THEY ALWAYS DO.
885
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,925
YEAH. WHERE'S DR. DREW?
886
00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:42,052
OH. AGAIN
WITH THE PINSKY?
887
00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:43,845
LISTEN,
I HATE TO TELL YOU,
888
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,304
BUT YOUR BELOVED
DR. DREW,
889
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,099
NOT SO GREAT WITH
THE STAYING POWER.
890
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,101
WHAT?
891
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:51,228
HE WENT
TO THE AIRPORT
RIGHT AFTER THE GIG.
892
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,354
BUT...
893
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,774
I NEVER GOT ANY PERSONAL
FACE TIME WITH HIM.
894
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,278
WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE?
895
00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:02,447
EH, I LIKE
TO HANG BEHIND
AT THESE THINGS.
896
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:05,075
SEE IF I CAN
SCRAPE UP
A LITTLE COED TAIL.
897
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,451
YEAH. HAS THAT
EVER WORKED FOR YOU?
898
00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:08,995
NO. NO, IT HASN'T.
899
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:17,254
JOEY?
900
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,173
JEN! JACK! ANYBODY!
901
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:22,508
UGH! CAN THIS NIGHT
SUCK ANY HARDER?
902
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:23,927
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
MORE PRODUCTIVE WAYS
903
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,137
TO MANAGE
AGGRESSION.
904
00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:27,764
LISTEN, BUDDY--OH!
905
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:31,559
HI! DR. DREW, I--
906
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,103
I WASN'T
ANGRY JUST NOW.
907
00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:36,397
I WAS JUST--I WAS
PRACTICING FOR A PLAY.
908
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,316
YOU KNOW, "STELLA,
STELLA," ALL THAT.
909
00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:39,442
SO YOU'RE AN ACTRESS?
910
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:42,821
WELL...I AM.
911
00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:45,157
BUT, YOU KNOW,
MORE SO IN LIFE,
912
00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:46,992
I GUESS, THAN IN ART.
913
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,701
I HAVE A BIT OF A FLAIR
FOR THE DRAMATIC.
914
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:49,869
YOU DON'T SAY.
915
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:53,539
YEAH.
916
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,250
ALTHOUGH...
917
00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:57,169
I SHOULD KIND OF
POINT OUT
918
00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,337
I--I WASN'T ENTIRELY
LYING ABOUT...
919
00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:03,091
THE WHOLE REHAB THING.
920
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,843
I MEAN, IT HAPPENED,
921
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,304
THAT WHOLE
PART OF MY LIFE.
922
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,931
AND IT WASN'T PRETTY,
923
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,851
HAVING TO FACE MYSELF
AND ALL THAT.
924
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:16,354
BUT EVERY NIGHT
925
00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:18,857
AFTER A LONG DAY'S
WHINING,
926
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,692
I WOULD LIE IN BED
AND I WOULD
BUG MY ROOMMATE
927
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,527
BY LISTENING
TO YOU GUYS GIVE ADVICE
928
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,821
TO ALL THOSE OTHER
LOSERS OUT THERE
IN RADIOLAND,
929
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,740
AND...I DON'T KNOW.
930
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,450
IT JUST, IT...
931
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:31,368
MADE ME FEEL
LESS ALONE.
932
00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:35,373
SO...
933
00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,375
WELL, I GUESS I JUST
WANT TO SAY THANK YOU.
934
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:42,047
FOR BEING YOU, AND...
935
00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:45,258
THE TRUTH IS...
936
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,926
I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD'VE
DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.
937
00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:56,644
PLUS, YOU'RE, LIKE,
TOTALLY HOT.
938
00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:59,064
HA HA HA!
939
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,439
AUDREY, DO YOU
WANT A RIDE?
940
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,816
OH, I WOULD LOVE ONE.
941
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:02,984
BUT I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE MARRIED,
942
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,402
SO WE MUST KEEP
OUR DISTANCE, DREW.
943
00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:09,699
I'LL TRY.
944
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,827
SO, YOU MUST HAVE,
LIKE, A BOATLOAD
OF GROUPIES, HUH?
945
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:14,579
A FEW.
946
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:18,750
YEAH. DON'T YOU
KIND OF HATE
GIRLS LIKE THAT?