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DO YOU NEED
ANYTHING ELSE, SIR?
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MORE BREAD, PERHAPS?
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NOT BREAD, BUT I WILL TAKE
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.
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AND YOU DON'T
HAVE TO CALL ME SIR.
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IT KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT.
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YES, SIR.
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SORRY.
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I'LL BE LEAVING NOW.
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HELLO.
DID YOU MISS ME?
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I DID,
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BUT THE WAITRESS WAS
TOTALLY FLIRTING WITH ME,
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SO IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
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OOH, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN.
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IT WAS, BUT SHE'S
NOT REALLY MY TYPE.
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GOOD.
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WHAT IS YOUR TYPE,
EXACTLY?
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GENERALLY I TEND TO PREFER
THE BRAINY BRUNETTES
WITH BROWN EYES.
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CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
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FEEL FREE.
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WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG
TO ASK ME OUT?
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WELL, FOR A WHILE THERE
I WAS OTHERWISE ENGAGED,
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BUT I'VE TAKEN CARE
OF THAT NOW, I PROMISE.
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THANK YOU.
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SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
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I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST IF I MAY.
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YOU MAY.
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TO GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
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MUCH BETTER.
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WELL, JOEY, THAT'S NOT
THE OVERRIDING MESSAGE.
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YES, IT IS.
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ULTIMATELY,
YOSSARIAN MUST ACCEPT
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THAT HE'S TRAPPED
IN AN INSANE WORLD.
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NO, BUT HE ESCAPES IN THE END,
SO THERE'S HOPE.
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HOPE FOR WHAT?
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WELL, THE BEAUTY IS
WE DON'T KNOW,
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BUT HIS ESCAPE IS
A TESTAMENT TO THE POWER
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OF ONE MAN'S STRUGGLE
AGAINST THE SYSTEM.
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HETSON'S INTERPRETATION
IS MUCH BLEAKER.
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WHY DOES THAT
NOT SURPRISE ME?
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YOU KNOW,
IF ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO
ON THIS FINAL EXAM
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IS JUST REGURGITATE EVERYTHING
HETSON SAID IN CLASS,
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YOU'RE NOT REALLY DEVELOPING
A MIND OF YOUR OWN.
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I'LL DEVELOP
A MIND OF MY OWN LATER.
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RIGHT NOW
I HAVE TO ACE THIS FINAL.
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YOU REMEMBER
A CERTAIN INCIDENT
THAT HAPPENED
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THE LAST TIME
I TOOK A FINAL
FOR THIS MAN?
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THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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GOD IS PUNISHING ME.
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HERE. READ THIS.
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AFTER MY LONG
AND PROTRACTED BATTLE
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WITH A SERIOUS
SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROBLEM,
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THE HEARTLESS ADMINISTRATION
OF THIS ESTEEMED UNIVERSITY
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IS GONNA KICK ME OUT!
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THAT SEEMS PRETTY HARSH.
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AUDREY, THIS IS
JUST A LETTER FROM THE DEAN
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SAYING IF YOU SIGN UP
FOR SUMMER SCHOOL
YOU CAN STAY.
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THE DEAN CAN
BITE ME, JO.
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YOU MISSED ALMOST
AN ENTIRE SEMESTER.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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I'M GONNA BE, LIKE,
ALONE HERE IN THIS BOX
ALL SUMMER.
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YOU LEAVE IN 2 DAYS,
RIGHT?
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NOT BY CHOICE, BUT YEAH.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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TO NEGOTIATE.
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I DON'T THINK
THIS IS NEGOTIABLE.
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EVERYTHING IS NEGOTIABLE.
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REMIND ME AGAIN.
YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH HER
BECAUSE...
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SHE SAVED MY LIFE ONCE
IN A BAR IN CALCUTTA.
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RIGHT.
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WHICH BRINGS UP
AN EXCELLENT POINT,
EDDIE.
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WE'RE GETTING KICKED
OUT OF OUR LITTLE
LOVE NEST
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BY WEEK'S END.
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AT WHICH POINT
WE'RE GONNA MOVE INTO MY CAR,
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WHICH I'VE GOT PARKED
DOWN BY THE RIVER.
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THAT IS NOT THE PLAN.
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THAT'S MY PLAN.
OH, YEAH?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
GET JOBS IN THE CAPE
THIS SUMMER,
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AND LIVE AT MY SISTER'S
AND SAVE MONEY.
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RIGHT, AND ENDURE
WEEKLY INTERROGATIONS
FROM YOUR FATHER
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ABOUT THE LACK OF PROSPECTS
FOR MY FUTURE.
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YOU'RE STARTING SCHOOL
IN THE FALL
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AT ONE OF THE MOST
PRESTIGIOUS WRITING PROGRAMS
IN THE COUNTRY.
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YES, YES, I KNOW.
IN CALIFORNIA.
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AND IF WE'RE GONNA BE
RIPPED APART BY GEOGRAPHY
IN 3 SHORT MONTHS,
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I'M NOT GONNA SPEND THAT TIME
BUSSING TABLES.
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I'VE GOT SOME BIGGER PLANS
IN MIND.
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AND WHAT DO THESE
BIGGER PLANS ENTAIL?
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OH, NO. NO, RIGHT NOW
YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON ONE THING,
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AND ONE THING ONLY.
AND AFTER THE EXAM, JO,
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ALL WILL BE REVEALED.
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WELL, AND WHAT IF
I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG?
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I THINK YOU CAN.
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MAYBE I'LL JUST HAVE
TO USE MY FEMININE WILES
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TO PRY IT OUT OF YOU.
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MY LIPS ARE SEALED, JO.
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UH-HUH.
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NICE TRY.
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YOU OFFICIALLY SUCK.
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YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I'M PRETTY SURE
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YOU DON'T WANT TO MIX
MOUNTAIN DEW WITH NODOZ.
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WHY? BECAUSE
THEY BOTH CONTAIN
A LOT OF CAFFEINE, AND--
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YEAH, YEAH, THAT
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
ALBUM DOES REALLY ROCK.
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IT'S ONE--
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UM, FIRST THING
YOU NEED TO DO IS
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
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GOOD. NOW, FIND SOMEBODY
IN YOUR CLASS,
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BORROW THEIR NOTES,
AND--
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OK, YES, YES.
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WE'RE HERE 24/7.
YOU CAN CALL BACK
ANYTIME. OK?
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ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK.
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ROUGH DAY?
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YEAH, EXAMS BRING OUT
THE WORST IN PEOPLE.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS
YOU TALKED HIM DOWN
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FROM MOUNTAIN DEW
AND NODOZ.
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THAT CAN BE
A DEADLY COMBINATION.
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YEAH, I'VE DONE
A REAL SERVICE
TO HUMANITY.
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DID YOU NEED SOMETHING?
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SO THIS WHOLE MAD THING
HASN'T WORN OFF YET, HUH?
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SPEAK QUICKLY, JACK.
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THE PHONE
COULD RING AGAIN
AT ANY SECOND,
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AND THE PROBLEMS OF
A FECKLESS EX-BOYFRIEND
AREN'T MUCH
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COMPARED WITH
THE SUICIDAL ANGUISH
OF GRADUATING SENIORS.
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CAN WE JUST STOP THIS, PLEASE?
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CAN WE JUST TALK?
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AT LEAST GIVE ME
THE SAME CHANCE
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YOU GIVE ANY RANDOM STRANGER
ON THE END OF THAT PHONE.
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JUST MEET WITH ME FOR AN HOUR--
FOR HALF AN HOUR, EVEN.
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MAYBE.
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MAYBE?
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YES. MAYBE.
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I NEED SOME TIME
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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COOL. VERY COOL.
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HOW MUCH TIME?
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I DON'T KNOW.
LOOK, I'LL--I'LL CALL YOU.
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OR--OR YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD JUST MEET ME
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DOWN AT HELL'S KITCHEN
TONIGHT IF YOU WANT.
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I CAN'T TONIGHT.
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW.
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TOMORROW--
TOMORROW'S FINE.
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LIKE, I DON'T KNOW--
WHAT? AFTER 8:00?
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I'M WORKING UNTIL 9:00.
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SO YOU'RE--
YOU'RE COMING?
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I SAID
I WOULD THINK ABOUT IT.
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OK.
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LISTEN, I'M BUSY HERE, SO...
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SURE. YEAH. UNDERSTOOD.
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GOOD MORNING, JOHN.
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I HAD SEX WITH
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LAST NIGHT.
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NOW, THIS SHOULD NOT
HAVE HAPPENED.
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SHE WAS
WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE,
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AND I EVEN LIKE TO THINK
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THAT I'M A FAIRLY
HANDSOME GUY,
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BUT I'M NOT THAT HANDSOME,
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AND I LIKE TO THINK
THAT I'M PRETTY GOOD IN BED,
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BUT I'M NOT THAT GOOD.
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HOW DOES
SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN?
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I'LL TELL YOU.
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I'M 20 YEARS OLD,
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AND I AM DOING EXACTLY
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WHAT I WAS PUT
ON THIS EARTH TO DO.
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I AM MAKING MONEY...
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HAND OVER FIST...
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FASTER THAN I KNOW
HOW TO SPEND IT.
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AND LET'S TELL THE TRUTH.
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YOU ALL CAME HERE TODAY
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BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE
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THE MISERABLE
BOTTOM-FEEDING EXISTENCE
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THAT YOU'VE BEEN LIVING
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THAT HAS DENIED YOU
WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS.
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IF YOU WANT THIS
FOR YOURSELVES,
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YOU CAN HAVE IT.
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BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU
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YOU WILL GET YOUR ASSES KICKED
ON A DAILY BASIS,
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BUT YOU WILL LEARN.
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AND ULTIMATELY, YOU WILL DO
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WHAT YOU WERE
PUT ON THIS EARTH TO DO,
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WHICH IS MAKE MONEY.
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NOW, IF ANY OF YOU ARE STILL
INTERESTED IN THIS PROPOSITION,
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BE HERE 9 A.M. SHARP
MONDAY MORNING.
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IF YOU ARE LATE,
DO NOT COME INTO MY BUILDING.
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TURN AROUND, GO HOME,
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AND PREPARE YOURSELVES
FOR A LIFE IN RETAIL.
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I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
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HEY. HOW'D IT GO?
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HOW DO YOU THINK IT WENT?
I LEARNED FROM THE BEST,
RIGHT?
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THAT'S SWEET.
YOU WANNA MAKE OUT OR...
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MAYBE LATER.
I GOTTA BRUSH MY TEETH.
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WHOO!
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WHAT THE HELL
IS ALL THAT ABOUT?
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THAT, MR. WITTER,
IS THE SOUND OF BLOOD
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RUSHING
TO THE NETHER REGIONS.
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LET ME GUESS.
THE STEPATECH APPROVAL
WENT THROUGH?
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NOT QUITE YET, AMIGO,
BUT THAT STOCK IS
STILL CLIMBING.
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OK, GOOD ENOUGH.
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WHY DON'T YOU CALL ROGER
AND CONGRATULATE HIM.
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WILL DO, BOSS.
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OOH, AH, HEY...
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THAT DATE WITH SADIA
LAST NIGHT--
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DID YOU
CLOSE THE DEAL?
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK
THOSE GUYS IN THERE?
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OH, THAT DOES IT,
WITTER.
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I USED TO BE
MILDLY IMPRESSED.
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NOW I AM IN AWE.
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NICELY DONE,
MY FRIEND.
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NICELY DONE.
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YOU KNOW,
THAT'S JUST WHAT SHE SAID.
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MMM.
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WELL, THAT IS DEFINITELY
ONE OF THE BETTER WAYS
TO START THE DAY.
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WELL, I DO HAVE
A FEW OTHER TRICKS
UP MY SLEEVE,
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BUT I THOUGHT
I'D KEEP IT SIMPLE.
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I DIDN'T WANT
TO BLOW YOUR MIND
JUST YET.
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OH, MY GOD, WOMAN,
YOU ARE WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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OH. UH...
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HOLD ON ONE SEC.
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EXCUSE ME.
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00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,775
I'M SORRY,
BUT TODAY'S THE DAY
THAT THE FDA IS RULING
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ON STEPATECH'S
MIRACLE FLU THINGIE.
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00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,653
THINGIE?
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00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,448
HOW CAN YOU BE SO
EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING
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THAT YOU REFER TO
AS A THINGIE?
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00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,701
I KNOW. I'M SORRY, BUT...
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I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY
WRAPPED UP IN THIS THINGIE.
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00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,247
AND THIS THINGIE
IS GONNA BUY ME A NEW CAR.
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MAYBE EVEN A NEW HOUSE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW DID SOMEONE
AS YOUNG AS YOU
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GET TO BE
SO CAREER OBSESSED?
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I USED TO BE OBSESSED
ABOUT A LOT OF OTHER THINGS.
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MM-HMM.
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WELL, MOSTLY GIRLS, REALLY.
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AND THEN WITH THIS
ONE RECENT DALLIANCE,
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THAT PROBABLY WAS BETTER
LEFT IN THE PAST,
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I REALIZED THAT A CAREER
IS ACTUALLY
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A VERY HEALTHY OBSESSION.
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NO OFFENSE, OF COURSE.
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00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,940
NONE TAKEN.
236
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,651
AND IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND
OR ANYTHING.
237
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,529
I HAVE ONE OF THOSE,
AND, QUITE FRANKLY,
238
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THEY'RE OVERRATED.
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I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONCUR.
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MM-HMM.
241
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:05,999
AND THIS OTHER GIRL?
WELL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSING.
242
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,793
WELL, LIKE I SAID,
SHE'S IN A PAST LIFE,
243
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,962
AND I'M QUITE HAPPY
WITH THE LIFE I'M LEADING.
244
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,215
AND AS THEY SAY,
I ALWAYS HAVE MY WORK.
245
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,259
AND THEN THERE'S ME.
246
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,219
AND THEN THERE'S YOU,
247
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,764
WHICH IS PROOF POSITIVE
THAT THERE IS, IN FACT,
A GOD,
248
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,434
AND THAT PACEY J. WITTER
IS HIS FAVORITE SON.
249
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,936
WHAT DOES THE "J"
STAND FOR?
250
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,481
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
251
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,358
WELL, IF YOU WANTED ME
TO TORTURE YOU, PACEY,
252
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,651
ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS ASK.
253
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:33,818
REALLY?
MM-HMM.
254
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,169
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
255
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,753
MORE COFFEE?
256
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,255
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
DRINK ANY MORE COFFEE?
257
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,883
WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE
ENGAGED IN THIS PRE-TEST
CAFFEINATION
258
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,343
FOR 2 HOURS NOW.
259
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,094
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO BE LATE, NOW, DID I?
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00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:08,645
I SEEM TO RECALL THIS IS HOW
MY ACADEMIC DOWNFALL BEGAN
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
261
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,313
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
BONNIE AND CLYDE.
262
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:16,277
DON'T T.A.s USUALLY
MONITOR THESE EXAMS?
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00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,657
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT
MY BIONIC HEARING,
MR. DOLING.
264
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:24,743
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I ACTUALLY ENJOY PROCTORING
MY OWN EXAMS.
265
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,454
I MEAN, I FIGURE IF NABOKOV
HAD TIME TO DO IT
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00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,665
WHILE HE WAS TEACHING
AT CORNELL, REALLY,
267
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:32,168
WHO AM I
TO PUT MYSELF SO FAR
ABOVE THE LITTLE PEOPLE?
268
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,003
IN OTHER WORDS,
HE DERIVES SOME
SICK PLEASURE
269
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,172
FROM WATCHING US
SQUIRM.
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00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,299
I CAN SEE OVER THE COURSE
OF THE LAST 2 SEMESTERS
271
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,926
THAT YOU'VE LEARNED
HOW TO READ ME.
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00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,844
WHETHER OR NOT YOU'VE ACQUIRED
A SIMILAR MASTERY
273
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,348
OF POST-WAR AMERICAN LITERATURE
REALLY REMAINS TO BE SEEN.
274
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,395
YOU KNOW, I NEVER DID
GET A CHANCE TO THANK HIM
275
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,563
FOR HIS RECOMMENDATION.
276
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,398
AND YOU'RE
GOING TO DO IT NOW?
277
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,191
YEAH. WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
278
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,775
I DON'T KNOW.
HE COULD BE INCREDIBLY
RUDE AND INGRACIOUS,
279
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,653
SAY SOMETHING MEAN
AND UNFORGIVABLE,
280
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,614
AND YOU COULD PUNCH HIM
IN THE FACE AGAIN.
281
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,781
I'M NOT GONNA PUNCH HIM
IN HIS FACE AGAIN.
282
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,409
WHAT?
283
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,785
YOU DON'T THINK
I'M CAPABLE OF BEING
THE BIGGER PERSON HERE?
284
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,871
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE
THE BIGGER PERSON.
285
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,208
I JUST THINK
YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING
HOW SMALL HE CAN BE.
286
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,252
WELL,
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT.
287
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,219
HEY, UH...
288
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,472
PROFESSOR HETSON.
289
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,266
MR. DOLING,
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
290
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,727
ACTUALLY, I--
I KIND OF THOUGHT
291
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,104
MAYBE I'D LIKE TO,
UH, TO THANK YOU,
292
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,399
FOR, YOU KNOW,
HELPING ME OUT
WITH THAT SCHOOL THING.
293
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,277
YOU KINDA THOUGHT...
294
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:44,115
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO THANK ME?
295
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,618
YOUR ELOQUENCE ASTOUNDS ME.
296
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:50,371
YEAH, WELL,
I KINDA THOUGHT MAYBE
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU,
297
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,373
BUT NOW THAT I'VE HEARD
THE TONE OF YOUR RESPONSE,
298
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,832
I'M THINKING MAYBE
I SHOULD JUST BAIL
ON THE WHOLE CONCEPT.
299
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,210
WELL, THAT IS
YOUR SPECIALTY, ISN'T IT?
300
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,920
OK, YOU TWO.
301
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,297
DID I NOT SAY
THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?
302
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,757
HEY, HE STARTED IT.
303
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,883
LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU'VE RETURNED
FROM THE THIRD GRADE.
304
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,303
IN THE MEANTIME,
ALL HE WAS TRYING TO SAY
IS THANK YOU.
305
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,929
2 SIMPLE WORDS.
306
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,765
AND I BELIEVE
THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE
IS "YOU'RE WELCOME,"
307
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,600
MAYBE "GOOD LUCK
IN FUTURE ENDEAVORS."
308
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,185
WELL, WHATEVER.
309
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,978
WHATEVER.
310
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,313
I ENCOURAGE YOU
TO ACCEPT THIS "WHATEVER,"
311
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,106
AS I BELIEVE THIS IS
THE BEST YOU'LL EVER DO.
312
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,525
WHATEVER.
GREAT.
313
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,901
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
NOW CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE?
314
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,237
BECAUSE I FEAR ALL OF THIS
SPONTANEOUS OUTPOURING
OF EMOTION
315
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,198
IS REALLY THROWING ME
OFF MY TEST GAME.
316
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,616
WHATEVER.
317
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,867
GREAT. GOOD-BYE.
318
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,083
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
319
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,087
DAWSON LEERY.
320
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,841
EXCELLENT.
PUT HIM RIGHT THROUGH.
321
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,510
DAWSON. WHAT'S UP, MAN?
322
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,345
HEY, PACE, NOT MUCH.
323
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,848
UM, LISTEN,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
324
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,057
LET ME GUESS.
YOU'RE NERVOUS,
RIGHT?
325
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,100
NERVOUS? WHO, ME?
326
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,436
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AT PLAY
IN THE STOCK MARKET WHICH,
327
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,356
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED
AS GLOBALLY WEAK?
328
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,608
NAH. WHO'S NERVOUS?
329
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,901
OK, WELL,
HOW ABOUT THIS?
330
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,486
YOU JUST TRUST ME,
331
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,738
AND I PROMISE
THAT EVERYTHING
WILL BE ALL RIGHT.
332
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,989
HAVE I EVER
LET YOU DOWN
IN THE PAST?
333
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,534
ACTUALLY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
334
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,453
UM, BUT SERIOUSLY,
I'M NOT NERVOUS,
335
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,165
I JUST--I'M THINKING
IT MIGHT BE TIME TO CASH OUT.
336
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,500
I'VE GOT
A LOT OF FILM TO BUY,
AND FROM WHAT I CAN UNDERSTAND,
337
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,669
THAT'S GONNA BE
MY BIGGEST EXPENSE, SO...
338
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,504
OK, DAWSON,
HERE'S THE DEAL.
339
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,214
I KNOW THAT YOU NEED
TO MAKE MONEY,
340
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,632
AND THAT YOU NEED
TO MAKE IT FAST,
341
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,551
SO WHAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU
IS INVESTED YOU
342
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,762
IN THIS BIOTECH COMPANY
CALLED STEPATECH.
343
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,264
THEY HAVE
A MIRACLE FLU VACCINE
344
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,182
THAT IS UP FOR APPROVAL
BY THE FDA RIGHT NOW,
345
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,852
AND THE WORD
ON THE STREET
IS IT'S A SHOO-IN.
346
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,396
SO IF YOU CAN HOLD ON
FOR JUST A FEW MORE DAYS,
347
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,022
I PROMISE YOU IT WILL BE
WORTH YOUR WHILE.
348
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,691
IT'LL BE LIKE
THE DIFFERENCE
349
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,484
BETWEEN MAKING
EL MARIACHI AND CLERKS.
350
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,489
OK, WELL, AT LEAST
THAT'S JARGON I UNDERSTAND.
351
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,117
UM...I GUESS
IN THE SPIRIT OF CLERKS,
352
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,535
I COULD CHARGE THE FILM.
353
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,912
I'VE BEEN APPLYING
FOR CREDIT CARDS LIKE CRAZY,
354
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,329
AND 2 OF THEM
CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY.
355
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,374
I THINK THAT'S
WHAT COMMONLY KNOWN
AS A SIGN, MY FRIEND.
356
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,835
MAYBE SO. MAYBE SO.
357
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,545
OK, SO WE'RE
COOL HERE, RIGHT?
358
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,213
WHAT--I DON'T KNOW.
359
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,257
IT'S ALL SOMETHING OUT OF
A DAVID MAMET MOVIE TO ME.
360
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,926
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
I'M TALKING ABOUT,
361
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:08,927
BUT I TRUST YOU.
362
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,637
KEEP ME POSTED.
363
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,888
WILL DO.
TALK TO YOU LATER, MAN.
364
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,445
I MEAN, WHAT KIND
OF A SADIST ASKS FOR THINGS
365
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,990
LIKE LOLITA'S MARRIED NAME,
OR WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK
IT WAS
366
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,284
ON THE FIRST PAGE
OF GRAVITY'S RAINBOW?
367
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,745
WELL, I DON'T KNOW, JO.
I'D SAY THAT THAT DEPENDS.
368
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,037
ON?
369
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,665
ON WHETHER OR NOT
YOU KNEW THE ANSWERS
370
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,874
TO ANY
OF THOSE 2 QUESTIONS.
371
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:40,959
SCHILLER.
372
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:41,960
AND?
373
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,503
MONDAY.
374
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,172
SO WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT COMPLETELY
ACING IT HERE,
375
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,382
NOT JUST SLIDING BY
OR A PARTIAL ACE?
376
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,550
NO.
377
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,886
I HAD COMPLETE
AND TOTAL MASTERY
378
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,012
OF EVERY ARCANE FACT
IN HETSON'S UNIVERSE.
379
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,100
SO? ARE WE GONNA CELEBRATE
OR WHAT?
380
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,019
OF COURSE.
381
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,939
WELL, DOES THIS CELEBRATION
INVOLVE ANYTHING
382
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,191
OTHER THAN STANDING HERE?
383
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,068
SO NOW THAT MY USEFULNESS
AS YOUR STUDY PARTNER
HAS ENDED,
384
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,069
YOU JUST WANT TO SKIP
TO THE PRESENT PART.
385
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:12,490
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS A SURPRISE?
386
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,618
WELL, YOU KNOW,
PRESENT-SLASH-SURPRISE.
387
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,704
WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,
IS IT COMING ANYTIME SOON?
388
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,499
UM...YEAH, ACTUALLY.
IT IS.
389
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,041
(CLEARS THROAT)
390
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,169
HERE.
391
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,714
I WRAPPED IT MYSELF.
392
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,049
YEAH, I CAN--I CAN SEE THAT.
393
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,470
YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
394
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,391
OH, NO. I--I--
395
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,726
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
396
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,852
YOU'RE GIVING ME
YOUR BACKPACK.
397
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,144
JOEY,
IT'S NOT MY BACKPACK.
398
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,898
I MEAN, I BOUGHT THIS
SPECIAL JUST FOR YOU.
399
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:48,818
IN FACT, YOU KNOW,
THERE MAY BE SOMETHING
INSIDE HERE.
400
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,862
YOU PROBABLY
SHOULD CHECK.
401
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,196
I SHOULD CHECK?
402
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,447
YEAH. YEAH. JUST IN CASE
403
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,075
THERE'S AN ADDITIONAL LEVEL
OF--OF GIFT.
404
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,007
I DON'T GET IT.
405
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,009
THAT GIRL WHO
WAS ALWAYS TELLING ME
406
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,553
HOW SHE COULD HAVE
GONE TO PARIS.
407
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,014
WELL, I THINK
IT'S ABOUT TIME
408
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,725
THAT SHE PUT HER MONEY
WHERE HER MOUTH IS.
409
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,143
AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT JUST PARIS HERE,
JOEY.
410
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,145
I'M TALKING ABOUT
BARCELONA AND MADRID
411
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,648
AND VIENNA AND PRAGUE
AND WHEREVER.
412
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,900
I MEAN,
THE SKY'S THE LIMIT, JO.
413
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,819
AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS JUST SAY YES.
414
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,488
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
COMPLETELY.
415
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,657
I WANT EVERY MOMENT
WE SPEND TOGETHER
THIS SUMMER
416
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,993
TO BE...HISTORIC.
417
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,161
AND I FIGURE
THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT
IS TO, YOU KNOW,
418
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,121
GO TO WHERE
THE HISTORY IS.
419
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,585
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
420
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,755
OH, MY GOD! YES!
421
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,840
YES!
422
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,660
ALL RIGHT, JACK,
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
423
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,828
OK, I'LL SEE YOU.
424
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,049
HEY.
425
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,468
THANKS FOR COMING.
426
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:40,972
UH, HAVE YOU
BEEN WAITING LONG?
427
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,224
NO. ACTUALLY,
I RAN INTO A GUY FROM
MY SOCIOLOGY CLASS.
428
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,185
YEAH, I--I SAW.
429
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,358
LOOK, THAT'S--THAT'S
NOT WHAT YOU THINK,
ALL RIGHT?
430
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,484
THAT'S
COMPLETELY INNOCENT.
431
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,153
BY WHICH YOU'RE IMPLYING
432
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,487
THAT THE THING
THE OTHER NIGHT WASN'T.
433
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,115
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GIVING ME
A CHANCE HERE, ARE YOU?
434
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,992
MAN, IT'S LIKE
YOU STRUCTURED
THIS WHOLE SCENE
435
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,743
BEFORE YOU EVEN
WALKED INTO THE PLACE.
436
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,453
I HAD 2 VERSIONS, ACTUALLY.
437
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,539
LET ME GUESS.
THE VERSION
YOU'RE GONNA USE
438
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,665
IS THE ONE WHERE
I'M THE BAD GUY?
439
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,336
YEAH.
440
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,380
YOU LED ME ON, YOU KNOW.
441
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,549
THE HALLOWEEN PARTY
WHERE WE FIRST MET.
442
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,760
YOU LED ME TO BELIEVE
YOU WERE ONE OF THE UNDEAD.
443
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,180
COME ON. LOOK,
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY--
444
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,472
I'M BEING SERIOUS.
445
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,851
I HAVE A SERIOUS
TOM CRUISE-VAMPIRE LeSTAT
FANTASY
446
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,103
THAT I NEED TO FULFILL
WHILE I'M STILL YOUNG.
447
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,691
WHICH IS WHY
I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
448
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,317
WHAT?
449
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,819
YEAH. YEAH, YOU KNOW,
IT HAS TO BE DONE.
450
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,236
I WAS KIDDING MYSELF--
451
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,613
WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON--
HOLD ON A SECOND.
452
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,865
IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA
LET YOU WALK OUT OF HERE
LIKE THIS,
453
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,075
I MEAN, COME ON, DAVID.
454
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,368
THIS ISN'T HOW
I WANTED THIS
TO TURN OUT.
455
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,746
WELL, GUESS WHAT? IT IS,
SO IT SUCKS FOR YOU, HUH?
456
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,622
OR MAYBE IT DOESN'T.
MAYBE YOU'RE GONNA
GET OFF EASY AFTER ALL.
457
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,958
IT'S ONLY MY HEART
THAT'S GONNA GET EVEN
THE SLIGHTEST BIT BROKEN.
458
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,835
WHY DO YOU
SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?
459
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,088
I WOULDN'T BE HERE TONIGHT
IF I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE
THIS WORK.
460
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,380
YEAH, AND YOU WOULDN'T
BE HERE AT ALL
461
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,173
UNLESS YOU WERE TRYING
TO PROVE SOMETHING TO YOURSELF.
462
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,674
PROVE WHAT?
463
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,552
LOOK, JACK...
464
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,137
I WANT WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS.
465
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,431
I WANT TO BE IMPORTANT
TO SOMEBODY.
466
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,683
MAYBE YOU WANT THAT, TOO,
BUT...
467
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:11,938
IF YOU DO, TO BE HONEST,
I CAN'T REALLY SEE IT,
468
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,607
BECAUSE ALL I SEE
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU
469
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,859
IS SOMEBODY WHO'S
GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP
470
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,527
BECAUSE HE THINKS
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
471
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,072
I DON'T KNOW.
472
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,407
I JUST KNOW THAT
THAT ISN'T ENOUGH FOR ME.
473
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,622
SO...
474
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,415
GOOD-BYE.
475
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,583
WAIT.
476
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,546
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
WALK AWAY?
477
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,091
HAVE A GOOD SUMMER, JACK,
AND KEEP IN TOUCH.
478
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,649
Eddie: SO PRAGUE FIRST
AND THEN BUDAPEST?
479
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,776
OR WOULD IT MAKE MORE SENSE
TO DO IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?
480
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,903
OR WE COULD JUST SKIP
CENTRAL EUROPE
481
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,030
AND STAY LONGER IN SPAIN--
ESPAÑA.
482
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,158
NO, WE CAN'T SKIP PRAGUE.
483
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,367
WE HAVE TO SEE THE CASTLES,
484
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:10,246
PLUS WE OWE IT TO KAFKA
AND MILAN KUNDERA.
485
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,331
YOU KNOW, I MIGHT JUST HAVE
TO IMPLEMENT A RULE
486
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,583
THAT LIMITS YOU TO ONLY
ONE WRITER'S GRAVE
PER COUNTRY.
487
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,628
WELL, THAT'S NEVER, EVER
GOING TO WORK, NOW,
IS IT?
488
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,629
WHY NOT?
489
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,131
BECAUSE
WHEN WE GET TO FRANCE,
490
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:23,050
HOW ARE WE EVER
GONNA CHOOSE BETWEEN
PROUST AND FLAUBERT?
491
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,011
AREN'T THEY THE SAME GUY?
492
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,097
KISS ME, AND I PROMISE
NEVER TO TELL HETSON
493
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,016
YOU UTTERED
SUCH BLASPHEMY!
494
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,934
DEAL.
495
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,145
BUT IF WE DO
ACTUALLY DO THIS,
496
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,813
THERE'S PROBABLY
SOMETHING ELSE YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT ME--
497
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,231
SOMETHING I'VE NEVER
TOLD YOU BEFORE.
498
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,733
I ALREADY KNOW.
I KNOW YOU SNORE.
499
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,569
IN ADDITION TO MY LOVE
FOR LITERATURE,
500
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:47,200
I ALSO HAVE A GREAT
AND PROFOUND APPRECIATION
FOR THE VISUAL ARTS.
501
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,161
OH, WHAT? LIKE,
UM, DAVID, SISTINE CHAPEL,
502
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,578
THE MONA LISA--
THAT TYPE OF STUFF?
503
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:52,579
NO, DON'T THINK
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
504
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,914
GET AWAY WITH
THE RENAISSANCE.
505
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,875
I'M TALKING
PICASSO IN PARIS,
506
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,168
THE VAN GOGH MUSEUM
IN AMSTERDAM--
507
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,085
OK, OK.
I GET IT. I GET IT.
508
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,753
SO WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING IS
509
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,963
THAT YOU WANT TO DO
EVERYTHING.
510
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,840
YES!
YES.
511
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,424
WELL,
EVERYTHING WITHIN REASON.
512
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:05,634
WITHIN REASON?
513
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,969
WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
WE SHOULD BE
514
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,679
SOMEWHAT PRACTICAL
ABOUT THIS.
515
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,891
YOU WANT TO BE PRACTICAL
ABOUT RUNNING AWAY
TOGETHER?
516
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,309
WELL, EDDIE, I MEAN,
RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER
517
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,186
ISN'T AS EASY
AS IT LOOKS ON TV.
518
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,355
I MEAN, BELIEVE ME.
I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
519
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,065
AND WE'RE GONNA GET BACK
IN THE FALL.
520
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,358
WE'RE GONNA BE
STARTING SCHOOL.
521
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,859
WE'RE GONNA BE
COMPLETELY BROKE.
522
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,319
SO?
523
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,238
SO THAT THOUGHT
DOESN'T TERRIFY YOU?
524
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:26,322
NO, NOT MORE
THAN THE THOUGHT
525
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:29,242
OF NOT SPENDING
THE SUMMER WITH YOU.
526
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,995
OR NOT SEEING YOUR FACE
THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE
THE EIFFEL TOWER,
527
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:36,790
OR THE LONDON BRIDGE,
OR THE PLAZA SAN MARCO
IN VENICE.
528
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,544
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE
EITHER OF US HAVE
ANY MONEY NOW.
529
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,546
I MEAN, WE'RE BROKE.
SO WHAT?
530
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:46,675
WE START OVER.
REBUILD THINGS
FROM SCRATCH.
531
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,095
WITH YOU IN CALIFORNIA
AND ME HERE?
532
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,222
AND A WHOLE LIFETIME'S
WORTH OF MEMORIES.
533
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,932
THINGS THAT'LL
NEVER LEAVE US
534
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,725
NO MATTER
HOW BROKE WE GET.
535
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,936
EDDIE...
536
00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,064
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT...
537
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,358
RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER,
NO MATTER HOW ROMANTIC
538
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:05,236
AND MAGICAL IT ALL SEEMS
AT THE TIME,
539
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,113
IT DOESN'T
SOLVE ANYTHING, OK?
540
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,240
SO WHATEVER IT IS THAT
YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM,
541
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,285
WHETHER IT BE CIRCUMSTANCES
OR GEOGRAPHY,
542
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,620
YOU KNOW, FATE,
ANOTHER PERSON,
543
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,915
IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
544
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,542
OK, SO WHAT WOULD
YOU SUGGEST TO SOLVE
THESE PROBLEMS, JOEY?
545
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,877
I MEAN,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
546
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:22,962
JUST IGNORE
THE OPPORTUNITIES
THAT COME OUR WAY?
547
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,255
NO!
548
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:27,049
I'M JUST--I'M TRYING
TO BE PRACTICAL.
549
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,093
WHICH MEANS WHAT,
EXACTLY?
550
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,552
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST WAIT.
551
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,012
YOU KNOW,
SCALE BACK A LITTLE.
552
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,347
SCALE BACK?
YEAH.
553
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,808
MAYBE WORK FOR A MONTH OR TWO
AND THEN GO.
554
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,060
JOEY, WE'RE GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF OUR LIVES
WORKING.
555
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,478
YEAH, AND WE HAVE
THE ENTIRE SUMMER
TO TAKE THIS TRIP.
556
00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:43,065
NOBODY SAID
WE HAVE TO GO TOMORROW.
557
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:46,277
I DO.
558
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,404
WHAT?
559
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,323
YOU DON'T--
560
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,992
YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY
WANT TO DO THIS, DO YOU?
561
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,493
OF COURSE I WANT TO DO THIS.
562
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:58,622
YEAH, BUT ONLY
ON YOUR TERMS.
563
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:03,043
WELL, WHOSE TERMS
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
DOING THIS ON, EDDIE?
564
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,712
I MEAN, IF I'M GONNA
THROW MY LIFE ENTIRELY
OFF COURSE FOR THE CHANCE--
565
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,007
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
566
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,507
THROWING IT OFF COURSE?
567
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:13,095
I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO THROW YOUR LIFE
OFF COURSE, JOEY.
568
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:15,348
I'M TALKING ABOUT
A SUMMER HERE.
569
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,433
ALL I'M ASKING IS
THAT YOU TAKE A LEAP.
570
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,892
COME AWAY WITH ME.
571
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:22,396
OH, LIKE SAUL BELLOW
OR ON THE ROAD?
572
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:25,232
EDDIE, THOSE ARE
JUST STORIES--POEMS.
573
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,650
LITTLE PIECES OF UNREALITY
574
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,819
THAT WE'RE NOT MEANT
TO BASE OUR LIVES ON.
575
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,737
EVENTUALLY WE ALWAYS
HAVE TO COME BACK
576
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,323
AND DEAL
WITH THE REAL WORLD.
577
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:33,615
SO WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
578
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,368
YOU JUST WANNA SIT HERE
FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
579
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:38,037
WAITING AND HOPING
FOR THE WORLD TO COME
TO YOU?
580
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,914
BECAUSE THE POINT
OF THOSE STORIES, JOEY,
581
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,250
IS THAT PEOPLE'S LIVES--
THEIR REAL LIVES--
ONLY BEGIN
582
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,710
WHEN THEY STEP OUT
INTO THE WORLD.
583
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,671
AND WHEN YOU DO THAT,
WHEN YOU MEET IT
HEAD ON,
584
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,547
MAYBE
YOU CHANGE THE WORLD,
MAYBE YOU DON'T,
585
00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:51,884
BUT THE POINT IS
IS THAT IT CHANGES YOU.
586
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,511
AND THAT IS
WHAT PEOPLE MEAN
587
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,429
WHEN THEY TALK
ABOUT GROWING UP.
588
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,806
SO WHAT?
IF I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,
589
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,599
I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST THROW
590
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,559
ALL OF MY PREVIOUS
LIFE EXPERIENCE
OUT THE WINDOW?
591
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:03,437
I'M SUPPOSED
TO JUST STOP BEING WHO I AM?
592
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,772
WHO YOU ARE, JOEY,
IS NOT SOME SCARED
LITTLE GIRL
593
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,025
WHO'S AFRAID
TO TAKE CHANCES
ON ANYTHING,
594
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,860
WHO'S AFRAID
TO REALLY LOVE SOMEONE
595
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,238
BECAUSE OF THE RISK
OR THE PAIN.
596
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,656
THAT DOES NOT DEFINE YOU
AS A PERSON.
597
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,367
OR MAYBE IT DOES,
YOU KNOW?
598
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,743
MAYBE--MAYBE I'M CRAZY.
599
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:21,579
MAYBE
YOU'VE JUST BLINDED ME.
600
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,254
ARE YOU DONE?
601
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:34,592
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY FIND
SOMEWHERE ELSE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
602
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,030
HI, GUYS.
603
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,213
BELIEVE ME, IT'S LIKE
A MORGUE AROUND HERE.
604
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,840
HEY, LOOK, I TOOK
A MAJOR HIT, TOO.
605
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:16,760
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
606
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,845
AND DO ME A FAVOR.
STAY AWAY FROM OPEN WINDOWS.
607
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:22,558
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
HOW THEY HAD TO SCRAPE YOU
OFF THE SIDEWALK OR SOMETHING.
608
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,976
HE DIDN'T THINK
THAT WAS VERY FUNNY.
609
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,644
YEAH, GO FIGURE.
WHAT THE HELL
IS HAPPENING HERE, RICH?
610
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,564
FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE LATE.
WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?
611
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:29,982
AH, FORGET IT.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
612
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,775
YOUR SEXUAL EXPLOITS
WITH LOIS LANE.
613
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:32,943
I'M DEPRESSED ENOUGH
AS IT IS.
614
00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:35,028
I'M BEING SERIOUS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
615
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,781
WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU THINK, DUMBASS?
616
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,699
FDA ISSUED THEIR RULING
THIS MORNING.
617
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,910
BIG FAT REJECTION.
618
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:45,872
BUT RICH,
YOU SAID STEPATECH
WAS A SURE THING.
619
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,459
YEAH, WELL,
SO DID EVERYONE ELSE.
620
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:51,044
TURNS OUT ROGER'S
MIRACLE FLU MEDICATION
621
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,172
HAS A BUNCH
OF NASTY SIDE EFFECTS
622
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,300
THE FDA DOES NOT WISH
TO INFLICT ON THE
AMERICAN PUBLIC AT THIS TIME.
623
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,469
RICH, THIS IS
A DISASTER.
624
00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,429
SETTLE DOWN, ROOKIE.
625
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,764
I'VE SEEN WORSE.
I'VE LOST MORE.
626
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,392
WE'LL GET OVER IT.
LIVE TO TRADE ANOTHER DAY.
627
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,977
LIVE TO TRADE
ANOTHER DAY?
628
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,104
I'VE BEEN
SHOVING STEPATECH
DOWN MY CLIENT'S THROATS
629
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,356
FOR 6 MONTHS.
630
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:13,733
PACEY, STOCK MARKET 101--
631
00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:15,402
BIOTECH STOCKS ARE SKETCHY,
632
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,988
ESPECIALLY THESE DAYS.
633
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,533
YOU'RE GOING TO GET SCREAMED
AND YELLED AT TODAY,
BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
634
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:23,202
IT'S JUST
A PROFESSIONAL HAZARD.
635
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:28,165
OH, MAN, YOU ALL RIGHT?
636
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,416
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO TOSS YOUR COOKIES.
637
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,959
NO, I'LL BE FINE.
638
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,794
LISTEN...
639
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,255
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE.
640
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,466
YOU PROBABLY HAVE
A HUNDRED PHONE CALLS
TO RETURN BY NOW.
641
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,927
LISTEN TO 'EM,
BE CONCERNED,
642
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:43,138
BE SYMPATHETIC,
BUT BE STRONG.
643
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:46,099
AND REMEMBER,
THEY GOT THEMSELVES
INTO THIS MESS, NOT YOU.
644
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,560
GOT IT?
645
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,645
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
GET TO WORK.
646
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:11,250
SO POTTER...
647
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,751
HERE WE ARE AGAIN,
648
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,461
RIGHT BACK WHERE
WE STARTED FROM.
649
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,046
ADVISOR...
650
00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:17,923
ADVISEE...
651
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:22,386
AND YOU STILL
NO CLOSER TO HAVING
DECLARED A MAJOR.
652
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:25,805
I DIDN'T WANT
TO GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION,
BUT...ENGLISH.
653
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,808
ENGLISH.
654
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:29,809
YEAH. I MEAN, I CAN
ALWAYS CHANGE IT LATER
655
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,978
TO SOMETHING LIKE
MARINE BIOLOGY, BUT...
656
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,941
CAN I GO NOW?
657
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,860
WHAT, NO INTEREST
IN TRIPPING DOWN
MEMORY LANE WITH ME?
658
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,946
NOT PARTICULARLY, NO.
659
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,741
I DO HAVE OTHER THINGS
ON MY PLATE AT THE MOMENT.
660
00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:45,867
YEAH, UM...
661
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,912
THAT FIRST TIME YOU CAME
TO MY OFFICE HERE,
662
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,373
THAT WAS
YOUR BIRTHDAY, RIGHT?
663
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,416
MY BIRTHDAY?
664
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,710
YEAH.
665
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,504
THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY.
666
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:58,756
SO HOW WAS IT?
667
00:29:58,756 --> 00:29:59,798
MY BIRTHDAY?
668
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,799
YEAH.
669
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,343
SORRY I DIDN'T
GET YOU ANYTHING.
670
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,720
YOU KNOW WHAT?
671
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,973
I REALIZE THAT THIS
IS VERY EXCITING FOR YOU,
672
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,308
SITTING ME DOWN
AND REMINDING ME
673
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,518
HOW I WASTED
AN ENTIRE YEAR OF MY LIFE
674
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:14,396
AND NEVER REALLY
ACTUALLY LIVED UP
TO MY ACADEMIC POTENTIAL.
675
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:15,773
BUT...
676
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,235
YOU MORE THAN LIVED UP
TO YOUR POTENTIAL, JOEY.
677
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:26,908
AN A-MINUS?
678
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,329
THIS MEANS...
679
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,748
FACTORING IN
ALL YOUR PAPERS FROM
THIS SEMESTER AND LAST
680
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,916
BRINGS YOUR GRADE TO
A C-PLUS FOR THE YEAR.
681
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,919
JUST SLIGHTLY
ABOVE AVERAGE.
682
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,674
YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?
683
00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,383
NO. NO.
684
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,679
YOU KNOW, THE SAD THING
685
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:48,180
IS THAT I ALMOST
GAVE YOU AN "A."
686
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,974
I WENT BACK AND FORTH
ABOUT IT, AND THEN...
687
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:55,395
ULTIMATELY, I FOUND
YOUR ESSAY ON CATCH 22
A LITTLE BLEAK.
688
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,815
YOU FOUND IT BLEAK?
689
00:30:57,815 --> 00:31:00,442
IT'S A STORY
OF HOPE, JOEY.
690
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,194
I MEAN, THIS MAN,
691
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:05,155
CONFRONTED WITH
THE ABSOLUTE ABSURDITY
OF THE HUMAN CONDITION,
692
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,991
HE'S TERRIFIED
TO HIS CORE.
693
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,703
HE TAKES A LEAP
OF FAITH.
694
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,870
HE CHOOSES LIFE.
695
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,458
HERE. PAGE 461.
696
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,627
READ THE PART
THAT'S MARKED.
697
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,301
"THEY'LL HAVE TO TRY LIKE HELL
TO CATCH ME THIS TIME.
698
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,260
"THEY WILL TRY LIKE HELL.
699
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,220
"AND EVEN IF
THEY DON'T FIND YOU,
700
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,513
"WHAT KIND OF WAY
IS THAT TO LIVE?
701
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:30,639
"YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ALONE,
702
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:31,849
"NO ONE WILL EVER BE
ON YOUR SIDE,
703
00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:33,975
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS LIVE
IN DANGER OF BETRAYAL."
704
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,398
"I LIVE THAT WAY NOW.
705
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,733
"BUT YOU CAN'T
JUST TURN YOUR BACK ON
706
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,942
ALL YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES
AND RUN AWAY FROM THEM,"
707
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:44,152
MAJOR DANBY INSISTED.
708
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,238
"IT'S SUCH A NEGATIVE MOOD.
IT'S ESCAPIST."
709
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,573
YOSSARIAN LAUGHED
WITH BUOYANT SCORN
710
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,157
AND SHOOK HIS HEAD.
711
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,243
"I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY
FROM MY RESPONSIBILITIES.
712
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,370
"I'M RUNNING TO THEM.
713
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,748
"THERE'S NOTHING NEGATIVE
ABOUT RUNNING AWAY
714
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,791
TO SAVE MY LIFE."
715
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,339
AS I SAID IN CLASS,
716
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:07,967
A LOT OF CRITICS
FIND THAT MOMENT
TOO SENTIMENTAL.
717
00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:09,636
AN AUTHOR
HAM-FISTEDLY
REACHING IN
718
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,055
AND INJECTING
AN AMORAL TALE
WITH A MORAL.
719
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,224
AN EMBARRASSING BETRAYAL
OF ALL THE DARK COMEDY
720
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:17,352
THAT CAME BEFORE IT.
BUT ME?
721
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,689
I'VE ALWAYS
KIND OF LIKED IT.
722
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:24,777
IT HAS SUCH A NICE,
HOPEFUL RING TO IT.
723
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,945
DO YOU SEE MY POINT?
724
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:31,784
YES, I DO.
725
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:34,119
I'M SORRY,
DID IT SEEM
LIKE I WAS DONE?
726
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:37,539
I KIND OF HAVE SOMEPLACE
I NEED TO BE RIGHT NOW.
727
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:38,874
WE CAN CONTINUE THIS
NEXT SEMESTER.
728
00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:41,000
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK
I'M EVER GONNA LET YOU
729
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,168
INTO ONE OF
MY CLASSES AGAIN?
730
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,420
NO.
731
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:45,213
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK
I'M EVER GONNA SIGN UP
732
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,633
FOR ONE OF
YOUR CLASSES AGAIN?
733
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:50,302
BUT I DO NEED AN ADVISOR.
734
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,512
AND YOU'D LIKE
THAT TO BE ME?
735
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,306
YES, I WOULD.
736
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,767
BECAUSE IT IS MY FONDEST WISH
TO CONTINUE TORMENTING YOU
737
00:32:56,767 --> 00:33:01,104
UNTIL THE DAY
I FINALLY LEAVE
THIS INSTITUTION.
738
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:03,440
BUT IF IT WORKS OUT
THAT I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN
739
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,276
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,
THAT'S FINE, TOO.
740
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,736
BYE-BYE.
741
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:16,202
SO THERE IS A SOUL
IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
742
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:17,621
AND TO THINK
I JUST ASSUMED
743
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,165
YOU WERE ANOTHER ONE
OF RICH RINALDI'S
PET SHARKS.
744
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:23,460
SADIA, I JUST SCREWED OVER
MY BEST FRIEND.
745
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,963
I'VE BEEN FEELING SICK
TO MY STOMACH ALL DAY.
746
00:33:25,963 --> 00:33:27,297
AND RICH WAS RIGHT,
THE REST OF MY CLIENTS
747
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,715
KNEW WHAT THEY WERE
GETTING THEMSELVES INTO.
748
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,677
BUT DAWSON ENTRUSTED ME
WITH HIS ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS,
749
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,804
AND I PISSED IT ALL AWAY.
750
00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:34,805
HOW COULD
I LET THAT HAPPEN?
751
00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:37,014
OK, THIS HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME.
752
00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:39,351
IT'S JUST THE LIFE
OF BEING A BROKER.
753
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,894
WELL, THAT'S NOT
ACCEPTABLE TO ME.
754
00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,395
I HAVE TO FIX THIS.
755
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:46,274
DO YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS?
756
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,567
YEAH, SURE.
757
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,361
ON THE RECORD?
758
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,238
OK, UM...
759
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,740
MAYBE LATER?
760
00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,117
LATER, YEAH.
I THINK LATER WOULD
PROBABLY BE BETTER.
761
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,953
THANK YOU.
762
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,789
OH, NOT TONIGHT, THOUGH.
I ALREADY HAVE PLANS.
763
00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,332
LET ME GUESS,
THE BOYFRIEND?
764
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:04,668
FIANCÉ, ACTUALLY.
765
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,504
THE FIANCÉ?
REALLY?
766
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:08,797
OH, THE HITS
JUST KEEP ON COMING.
767
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:11,424
NO, IT--
768
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:15,094
IT'S JUST THIS
LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP,
YOU KNOW,
769
00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:17,263
AND IT'S JUST KIND
OF BORING AND--YOU KNOW?
770
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:18,724
OH, RIGHT.
WELL, SO LONG
AS IT'S BORING,
771
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,058
THAT MAKES
EVERYTHING OK.
772
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,733
WELL, IT WAS GOOD
WHILE IT LASTED,
I GUESS.
773
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:36,115
CALL ME
IF YOU WANT TO TALK.
774
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,659
SURE.
775
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,747
SURE.
776
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:55,052
YOU'RE WELCOME.
BYE.
777
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:05,103
HEY.
778
00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:11,818
EITHER YOU
JUST FAILED AN EXAM
779
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:15,196
OR LAST NIGHT DIDN'T GO
AS WELL AS I EXPECTED IT TO.
780
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:18,617
YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER
REALLY CARED THAT MUCH
ABOUT SCHOOL.
781
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,620
I'M SORRY.
782
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,956
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
783
00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:26,374
DO YOU THINK THAT
I WAS JUST GOING
OUT WITH DAVID
784
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,376
TO PROVE SOMETHING
TO MYSELF?
785
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,503
SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT?
786
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,130
JUST TO PROVE
THAT I COULD DO IT,
787
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,882
THAT I COULD BE
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
788
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,425
YOU KNOW,
HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
789
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:38,511
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, IS THAT SOMETHING
790
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,513
THAT YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU NEEDED
TO PROVE TO YOURSELF?
791
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,223
YEAH.
792
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:45,518
WHO WANTS TO BE
THAT 35-YEAR-OLD GUY
THAT'S LIVING ALONE
793
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:46,979
AND STILL GOING OUT
TO THE BAR SCENE
794
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:49,272
TRYING TO FIND
THE RIGHT PERSON?
795
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:52,025
GIVE ME A BREAK.
YOU'RE 20 YEARS OLD.
796
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,318
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
LEGALLY OLD ENOUGH
797
00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:55,862
TO BE IN THOSE BARS,
LET ALONE HAUNT THEM
798
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,281
WITH YOUR SAD,
SINGLE SELF.
799
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:01,200
YEAH, THAT FROM
THE GIRL WHO WAS ON
A FIRST-NAME BASIS
800
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,120
WITH HALF
THE BOUNCERS
IN NEW YORK.
801
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,832
LOOK, MY POINT IS
IS THAT I DON'T THINK
802
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,458
THAT EVERYBODY MEETS
THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE
803
00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:09,960
WHEN THEY'RE A TEENAGER.
804
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,712
OR WHEN THEY'RE 25.
OR EVEN WHEN THEY'RE 35.
805
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:16,716
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT YOU STOP LOOKING
AND HOPING.
806
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,010
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU
WILL MEET THAT PERSON,
807
00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,011
AND WHEN YOU DO,
808
00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,721
I GUESS YOU KNOW IT.
809
00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:23,640
YOU'RE GONNA END UP
WITH C.J.
810
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,018
YOU KNOW DAVID
USED TO SAY THAT
811
00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,644
HE KNEW YOU GUYS
WERE GONNA STICK
812
00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,688
BECAUSE YOU
GAVE HIM HOPE.
813
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,898
ME?
Jack: YEAH.
814
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,150
I MEAN,
YOU GIVE ME HOPE.
815
00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:34,233
YOU DID IT,
DIDN'T YOU?
816
00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,820
YOU FOUND SOMEBODY
THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
817
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,321
SOMEBODY WHO'S NOT GAY.
818
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,740
YEAH, WELL,
HE'S SLIGHTLY GAY,
819
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:44,036
IF ONLY IN THE SEVENTH GRADE
SENSE OF THE TERM.
820
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,913
HE DOES MAKE ME HAPPY.
821
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:51,209
EVEN WHEN THINGS
ARE AWFUL.
822
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:58,133
YOU KNOW, I'D SHARE HIM
WITH YOU IF I COULD.
823
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,218
THANKS, BUT THAT'S
NOT NECESSARY.
824
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:09,310
(SIGHS)
825
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,270
WHO DO WE HAVE LEFT,
MISS SEATER?
826
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,983
Miss Seater:
JUST DAWSON LEERY.
YOU WANT HIM?
827
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:18,236
PACEY, DO YOU WANT HIM?
828
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,205
NO, NO.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
HOLD ME UP.
829
00:37:28,205 --> 00:37:29,915
I'VE GOT A HOT DATE
OF MY OWN TONIGHT.
830
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:31,541
I ADMIT IT.
YOU SHAMED ME, WITTER.
831
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:32,667
NOW I GOTTA
SPEND MY NIGHTS
832
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,293
KEEPING UP WITH
MY FRIGGIN' PROTGEGEE.
833
00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:35,461
OK, THAT'S GREAT.
I JUST--
834
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:37,089
I WANT TO ASK YOU
ONE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
835
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:38,339
AS LONG AS IT
DOESN'T INVOLVE ME
836
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,050
HOLDING YOU
WHILE YOU CRY.
837
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:42,135
I PROMISE.
838
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,803
WHAT IS IT, KID?
839
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:49,935
WELL, I WAS JUST
WONDERING IF MAYBE
YOU COULD COVER ME?
840
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,561
LOAN ME
A LITTLE MONEY?
841
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:54,022
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
842
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:58,235
NO.
I WISH I WAS, BUT...
843
00:37:58,235 --> 00:37:59,694
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS
844
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:00,779
FOR ME TO ASK YOU
FOR THIS, RICH,
845
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,197
BUT A FRIEND OF MINE
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
846
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,866
HE CAME TO ME
AND HE WANTED
847
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,034
TO DOUBLE HIS MONEY
REALLY FAST.
848
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,619
SO I JUST PUT IT ALL
INTO STEPATECH.
849
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:11,372
THAT WAS
A STUPID MOVE, PACEY.
850
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:14,126
BUT HE WANTED
TO PULL OUT,
851
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,169
AND I TOLD HIM NOT TO,
I TOLD HIM TO
JUST TRUST ME
852
00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:18,296
AND RIDE THE THING OUT,
AND THIS GUY IS
853
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,715
MY OLDEST AND CLOSEST
CHILDHOOD FRIEND.
854
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,759
I CANNOT SCREW HIM
LIKE THIS, RICH.
855
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:23,969
IT'S ALREADY DONE,
PACEY.
856
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,137
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
857
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,679
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS GIVE HIM BACK
858
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:27,806
HIS INITIAL
INVESTMENT.
859
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:28,807
AND THEN
I'LL PAY YOU BACK
860
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,767
WITH WHATEVER
INTEREST YOU WANT.
861
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,144
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
862
00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:33,478
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR DISPOSABLE INCOME?
863
00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:34,729
I GOT NOTHING LEFT.
864
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,648
EVERYTHING I HAD
WAS IN STEPATECH.
865
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,400
I'M WORTH LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW,
300 BUCKS RIGHT NOW.
866
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,737
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
867
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,197
YOU'RE SO GOOD
AT YOUR JOB,
868
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,157
YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT,
869
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,033
I SOMETIMES FORGET
HOW YOUNG
870
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,161
AND STUPID YOU ARE.
871
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:50,787
PLEASE, RICH,
I NEED YOUR HELP,
872
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,122
NOT THE SPEECH
RIGHT NOW, OK?
873
00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:53,957
OH, I THINK YOU DO,
ACTUALLY.
874
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,250
AND I'M GONNA SAY TO YOU
875
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,459
WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOUR LITTLE FRIEND
876
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,543
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
877
00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:58,753
NO.
878
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:01,339
THAT'S IT?
879
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,339
THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE
TO SAY TO ME?
880
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:03,716
I COME TO YOU,
I EMBARRASS MYSELF,
881
00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:05,510
AND YOU'RE JUST
GONNA SAY NO?
882
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,179
PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
883
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,639
(CHUCKLES)
884
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:11,266
YOU KNOW, RICH,
SOMETIMES YOU'RE
SO GOOD AT YOUR JOB
885
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,726
I FORGET WHAT
AN UNFEELING PRICK
YOU ARE.
886
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:14,894
YOU WORK FOR ME.
I'M YOUR BOSS.
887
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,188
YOU WATCH YOUR TONE.
888
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,231
OK, RICH,
I'M JUST ASKING YOU
FOR THIS ONE FAVOR!
889
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,275
JUST ONE TIME!
890
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:24,362
I...DON'T...DO...
FAVORS, WITTER.
891
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,864
WHY NOT?
'CAUSE GOD FORBID
YOU HAVE TO DROP
892
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,448
THE GORDON GEKKO ROUTINE
FOR A SECOND?
893
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,201
I MEAN, THIS WOULD BE
SO EASY FOR YOU, MAN.
894
00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:30,535
JUST HELP ME OUT HERE!
895
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:32,037
HELP YOU OUT?!
896
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,080
I GAVE YOU
A JOB, WITTER!
897
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,083
I GAVE YOU A CHANCE
TO ESCAPE SOME
BOTTOM FEEDER EXISTENCE,
898
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,543
AND EVERY STEP
OF THE WAY,
899
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,713
YOU HAVE BEEN
A HOLIER-THAN-THOU
PAIN IN THE ASS.
900
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:42,797
SO YOU TELL ME,
901
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:45,217
WHY SHOULD
I HELP YOU OUT?
902
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,678
TAKE THIS PEN.
903
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:49,721
TAKE THIS PEN,
WITTER,
904
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,306
AND WRITE DOWN
TODAY'S DATE.
905
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,473
BECAUSE FROM
THIS DAY FORWARD,
906
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,851
YOU'RE GOING
TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING.
907
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,145
YOU ARE A FAILURE
AND A LOSER,
908
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,730
AND YOU DESERVE
EVERYTHING THAT CAN--
909
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,857
UHH!
910
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,253
IT'S ALL OVER, PACE.
911
00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:23,504
DON'T WORRY...
912
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,423
YOU'RE FIRED.
913
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:29,052
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED
ALL ALONG, ANYWAY.
914
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,428
LOSER.
915
00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:46,861
HEY, I'M ALL
FOR GOING TO EUROPE,
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
916
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,364
WHY ANYONE WOULD
WANT TO DO IT
ON $5.00 A DAY.
917
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,366
$5.00 DOESN'T EVEN
BUY YOU A PINT
918
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:53,201
OF GUINNESS IN DUBLIN.
919
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,660
Joey: THE REGISTRAR
CLOSES IN 10 MINUTES.
920
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:57,538
THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
A COURSE CATALOG.
921
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,249
I KNOW.
922
00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:00,417
BUT ALL THE SUMMER
SCHOOL CLASSES
923
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:03,336
JUST LOOK
SO BORING, JOEY!
924
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,255
WHO WAS IT THAT SAID
YOU SHOULD NEVER
TAKE A CLASS
925
00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:06,214
WHERE BEOWULF IS
REQUIRED READING?
926
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,341
ME.
927
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,801
SILLY ME, I THOUGHT
IT WAS WOODY ALLEN.
928
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,303
AUDREY, UNLESS YOU'RE
PLANNING ON ENROLLING
929
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:12,511
IN SANTA MONICA
JUNIOR COLLEGE,
930
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:13,388
YOU'D BETTER HURRY.
931
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:16,766
ALL RIGHT.
932
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:18,476
AND CAN YOU
HAND ME THAT BOOK?
933
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,228
I HAVE TO START
MY READING FOR MY TRIP.
934
00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:22,939
WHAT?! SINCE WHEN
DID YOU DECIDE TO GO?
935
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,358
SINCE NOW.
936
00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:27,484
JOEY POTTER,
YOU ARE JUST FULL
OF LITTLE SURPRISES.
937
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,157
CIAO, BELLA!
938
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,553
Eddie, reading:
"DEAR JOEY,
939
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:57,556
"AS YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT GOOD
AT GOOD-BYES,
940
00:41:57,556 --> 00:42:00,185
"BUT I GUESS
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.
941
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,312
"A REAL ONE THIS TIME.
942
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:03,480
"BECAUSE AS MUCH
AS I THOUGHT
943
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,940
"I WANTED US
TO BE TOGETHER,
944
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:08,776
"I GUESS WHAT I WANT MORE
IS TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
945
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,487
"WHO LIVES EVERY MOMENT
OF HIS LIFE
946
00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:14,157
"WITHOUT INDECISION
AND WITHOUT REGRETS.
947
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:16,034
"SOMEONE WHO DARES
TO DISTURB THE UNIVERSE
948
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,412
"WITHOUT A THOUGHT
TO THE CONSEQUENCES.
949
00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:21,580
"AND YOU'RE NOT ONE
OF THOSE PEOPLE,
950
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:24,042
"AT LEAST NOT YET.
951
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:27,003
"MAYBE YOU'LL PROVE ME WRONG
ABOUT THAT ONE DAY.
952
00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:28,671
"I HOPE YOU DO.
953
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:31,549
"BUT WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE PEOPLE CAN'T CHANGE.
954
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,759
"MAYBE WE'RE DOOMED
TO REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKES
955
00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:38,515
"OVER AND OVER AGAIN
NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY.
956
00:42:38,515 --> 00:42:41,226
"I ALWAYS HOPE
FOR A HAPPY ENDING.
957
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:45,146
"HOW CRAZY IS THAT?
958
00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,357
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF."