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FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS
HAVE AN INEXPLICABLE WAY
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OF MANIFESTING THEMSELVES
IN SUBCONSCIOUS
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AND NOT ALWAYS
SELF-AWARE BEHAVIOR.
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YOUR VERBAL DECONSTRUCTION
OF TEEN ANGST
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IS REALLY OUTDATED, COLBY.
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THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON
BETWEEN ME AND PETEY.
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HE'S JUST A FRIEND,
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YOUR BEST FRIEND,
I MIGHT ADD.
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I HAVE NO SUBCONSCIOUS
SUBLIMINAL INTENTIONS
TOWARDS HIM.
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JUST A FRIEND, HUH?
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YES. THAT'S ALL.
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PERIOD. END OF SENTENCE,
DISSERTATION, AND POST-MODERN
DIATRIBE.
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NOW CAN WE GO TO SLEEP?
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Colby on TV: SO IS PETEY
A FRIEND THE SAME WAY
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YOU AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS?
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Sam: YEAH...
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OF COURSE.
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THAT'S WHAT
I WAS AFRAID OF.
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Man:
THANK GOD THAT'S OVER.
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TREAD LIGHTLY,
BOOK BOY.
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WATCH THIS.
THIS'LL BE FUN.
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OH!
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(SIGHS)
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BACK TO INTELLIGENT LIFE
AS WE KNOW IT.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW
THAT SHOW?
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IT'S LIKE BAD
AIRPLANE FOOD.
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YOU KNOW,
THE TEEN HYPERBOLE,
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IT'S HARD ON
THE STOMACH,
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AND THE WRITERS
MUST SIT AROUND
WITH A THESAURUS
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JUST SEEKING OUT
4 SYLLABLE WAYS
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TO ABUSE THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
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WELL, I ONLY WATCH IT
TO TORTURE YOU.
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YEAH, WELL,
IT WORKS.
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I MEAN, WHO TALKS
LIKE THAT COLBY GUY?
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HE'S LIKE
SOME MUTANT
ENGLISH PROFESSOR
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PSYCHO THERAPIST
FREAK.
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WE CAN'T ALL BE BRILLIANT
LITERARY SNOBS LIKE YOURSELF.
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YOU SHOULD READ
SOME OF THE CRAP
I HAVE TO EDIT.
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YOU EDIT MY STUFF.
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(WHISPERING)
Except your stuff.
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OK, OK, OK, OK.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
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I HAVE TO FINISH THIS,
AND I HAVE 2 MORE AFTER THAT.
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GO WRITE A BOOK
OR SOMETHING.
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I CAN'T. THAT SHOW
HAS OFFICIALLY DESTROYED
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SOME VERY NECESSARY
BRAIN CELLS.
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GET OVER IT.
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WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
SO I LIKE A TEEN SOAP.
SO WHAT?
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THE WAY IT POSSESSES YOU
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IS WHAT FRIGHTENS ME,
HONESTLY.
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EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 8:00,
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YOU ENTER THIS
SUPERNATURAL PORTAL
OF TEEN ANGST.
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I HAVE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION
TO IT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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WILL SAM AND COLBY
EVER GET TOGETHER?
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WILL SAM CHOOSE PETEY?
WILL SAM CHOOSE COLBY?
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FIND OUT NEXT WEEK AS WE
CONTINUE TO BEAT A DEAD DOG
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ALL THE WAY
INTO SYNDICATION!
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
SUBCONSCIOUSLY,
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YOU LIKE THE SHOW
JUST AS MUCH AS I DO.
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SPOKEN VERY MUCH
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LIKE THE INDECISIVE
NONCOMMITTAL CHARACTER
OF SAM.
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HOW DARE YOU?
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
I SOUND LIKE HER?
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Dawson: WE'LL HAVE TO LOOP
COLBY'S VIRGIN SPEECH
IN THE THIRD ACT.
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HIS MUMBLING'S OUT OF CONTROL.
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AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT
THE NETWORK NOTES.
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THEY DID NOT CLEAR
MASTURBATE AS
ACCEPTABLE DIALOGUE.
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IT'S A CLINICAL TERM.
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THEY SUGGESTED
"WALKING YOUR DOG."
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WALKING
YOUR DOG?
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AND YOU HAVE TO TALK
TO BEN TODAY.
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HE HAS NO IDEA
THAT HIS CHARACTER'S
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET.
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HE'S GOING TO LOSE IT.
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AFTER LUNCH.
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I'VE GOTTA STEP IN
WITH THE WRITERS.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
SONY PICTURES TELEVISION, INC.
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Man: THEY'RE SOUL MATES.
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THEY HAVE TO END UP
TOGETHER.
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AH, BUT NOT IN
THE FIRST SEASON.
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YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO
AFTER THAT.
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WHAT ARE WE TALKIN' ABOUT?
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THE PERPETUAL
DILEMMA, DAWSON.
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DOES SAM HOOK UP
WITH FEISTY PETEY
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OR SOUL MATE COLBY
IN THE SEASON
CLIFFHANGER?
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Woman:
IF SHE CHOOSES PETEY,
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IT WILL BREAK CONVENTION
AND SURPRISE THE AUDIENCE.
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Man: SURPRISE,
NOT SATISFY.
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COLBY IS SAM'S SOUL MATE.
IT'S DESTINY.
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Second man: THIS SHOW
IS ABOUT TWISTING
THE CONVENTION, RIGHT?
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LET'S BREAK THIS NOTION
OF DESTINY AND FATE.
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DAWSON, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK YOU GUYS
ARE ONTO SOMETHING.
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Assistant:
LOOK, I'VE GOTTA GO.
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HERE HE COMES.
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I PICKED UP YOUR SUIT
FOR THE WEDDING.
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IT'S HANGING ON THE BACK
OF YOUR DOOR,
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AND DON'T FORGET THAT THE CAR
IS GOING TO COME AND PICK YOU UP
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FOR THE AIRPORT TOMORROW
AT NOON.
RIGHT.
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AND REBECCA CALLED
TO CONFIRM DINNER.
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OHH, POSTPONE IT. AGAIN.
AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK.
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WHAT LOOK?
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FOR THE RECORD,
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I'M A NICE GUY...
I'M JUST LATE FOR EDITING.
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(SIGHS)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIREN)
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
IN QUITE THE HURRY
THIS MORNING.
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SHERIFF DOUG,
HEY, LOOK, I'M SORRY.
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I'M LATE AND I'M TRYING
TO GET TO CLASS.
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WELL, I HAVE NO CHOICE
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BUT TO ISSUE YOU
A CITATION
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FOR DOING 40 IN A 25.
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LOOK, I ALREADY HAVE
ALL THESE POINTS
AGAINST MY LICENSE.
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YOU THINK MAYBE
THERE'S SOMETHING
I COULD DO
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TO GET YOU TO LOOK
THE OTHER WAY?
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MAY I REMIND YOU,
MR. McPHEE,
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THAT ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE
A PUBLIC OFFICIAL
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IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE?
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UH, YOU KNOW, I WAS
JUST HOPING THAT MAYBE, UM...
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I COULD APPEAL TO YOUR
GREATER SENSE OF COMPASSION.
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ALL RIGHT.
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JUST THIS ONCE,
I'LL LET YOU GO
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WITH A WARNING.
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THANKS, HONEY.
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NO, NO, NEVER, NEVER
CALL ME HONEY.
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DUDE, IT'S A DESERTED ROAD.
CHILL.
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DON'T CALL ME DUDE,
EITHER.
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ALL RIGHT, TONIGHT?
DINNER LATER?
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YEAH. I'LL COOK.
MY PLACE.
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GREAT. I'LL BRING
THE HANDCUFFS.
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KIDDING.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I'LL SEE YOU.
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YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU.
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JACK...
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SLOW DOWN.
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YOU GOT IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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I GOT THAT,
MR. WITTER.
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YOU'RE THE BOSS,
REMEMBER?
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO LEND A HAND.
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THE RUSH TODAY WAS CRAZY.
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KA-CHING.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
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YEAH, 6 MONTHS AND GOING STRONG.
NO COMPLAINTS, RIGHT?
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OH, PACEY, THERE YOU ARE.
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I'VE GOT YOUR
NEW MENU DESIGNS
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ALONG WITH
ALL YOUR REVISIONS.
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EXCELLENT. I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO TAKE
A LOOK AT THOSE.
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HEY, CORY,
I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE
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IF ANYBODY'S LOOKING
FOR ME, OK?
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YEAH.
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SHALL WE?
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND
A NEW PRETENSE TO MEET.
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THIS IS...THE THIRD TIME
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I'VE HAD TO REVIEW
THE MENU DESIGN.
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I'M SURE NO ONE
SUSPECTS A THING.
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I'M NOT EXACTLY THE MOST
INVISIBLE GUY IN
CAPESIDE THESE DAYS.
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I'M SURE SOMEBODY'S
STARTING TO SUSPECT.
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AS LONG AS
IT'S NOT MY HUSBAND.
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"WE TWO BOYS
TOGETHER CLINGING...
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"ONE THE OTHER,
NEVER LEAVING...
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"UP AND DOWN,
THE ROADS GOING
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NORTH AND SOUTH
EXCURSIONS MAKING..."
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Jack: MR. HAMPTON...
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IS THERE A PROBLEM?
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DO I HAVE TO
KEEP READING?
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WELL, THE POEM'S
NOT FINISHED.
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NO, OFFENSE,
MR. McPHEE,
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BUT THIS IS
A POEM BY A GUY
ABOUT ANOTHER GUY.
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IT'S LIKE,
A GAY POEM.
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(STUDENTS LAUGH)
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I WASN'T AWARE THAT POEMS
HAD SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
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(STUDENTS LAUGH)
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SEE, THIS GAY POEM
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AND OTHERS LIKE IT ACTUALLY
GOT WHITMAN FIRED FROM HIS JOB.
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SEE, HE WAS AN OUTCAST
MOST OF HIS LIFE.
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BUT HE DIDN'T CARE.
HE LOVED HIS COUNTRY.
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HE LOVED THE FREEDOM
THAT IT STOOD FOR,
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AND HE CELEBRATED
THE AMERICAN SPIRIT
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EVERY CHANCE
THAT HE GOT.
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AND HERE WE ARE
150 YEARS LATER,
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AND WE'RE STILL
LAUGHING AT HIM.
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YOUR ASSIGNMENT
FOR THIS WEEKEND:
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IS TO FIND A WAY TO SAY
THROUGH THE CONVENTIONS
OF POETRY
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WHAT YOU ARE AFRAID TO SAY.
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I WANT YOU GUYS
TO WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING
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THAT YOU'RE SCARED OF.
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WE'RE GONNA READ
THESE THINGS OUT LOUD
ON MONDAY TO EACH OTHER,
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SO I WOULD HOPE
THAT YOU GIVE THE SAME
COURTESY TO EACH OTHER
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THAT YOU DID NOT GIVE
TO MR. WHITMAN TODAY.
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HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HI.
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OH, LET ME SEE
MY GODDAUGHTER.
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HEY, GORGEOUS.
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OH, MY GOD.
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(LAUGHS)
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SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
SO ARE YOU.
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HI, SWEETHEART.
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GOD, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
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YOU, TOO.
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00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,478
AHH, TOO LONG.
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00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,855
SO I JUST CAUGHT
SOME OF YOUR ACT.
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LOOKS LIKE CAPESIDE
FINALLY HIRED A GOOD TEACHER.
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00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,901
GOOD TEACHERS ARE JUST
TRAUMATIZED STUDENTS
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00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,652
TRYING TO ERASE
WHATEVER WENT WRONG
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00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,405
WITH THEIR OWN
HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE.
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00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,698
DO YOU THINK THAT
YOU COULD ERASE MY MEMORIES
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?
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00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,367
THAT WOULD BE A LIFETIME
IN A NUNNERY.
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00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,662
SO, WHAT'S ON YOUR AGENDA
TONIGHT, HUH?
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00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,957
WELL, I GOTTA HAVE
DINNER WITH THE SHERIFF,
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00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,833
BUT IF YOU WANT TO
CATCH A DRINK LATER?
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00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,835
YEAH, SURE.
GOSH, 6 MONTHS IN,
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00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,712
YOU TWO ARE ALREADY
AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, HUH?
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00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,798
YES, BUT WITH
THE ADDED ELEMENT
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00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,007
OF PRETENDING
WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER
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00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,509
EVERY TIME WE PASS
ON THE STREET.
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00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,052
OH, STILL?
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00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,178
YEAH,
WHAT CAN I SAY?
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HE'S A PARANOID,
CLOSETED FREAK...
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00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:44,018
BUT HE'S MY PARANOID
CLOSETED FREAK.
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00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,270
YOU STAYING AT
THE POTTER B&B?
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MM-HMM. I'LL BE THERE,
AWAITING YOUR PHONE CALL.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
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00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,108
BEFORE YOU MAKE ME LATE
FOR MY NEXT CLASS.
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OK, SORRY.
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
228
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,955
HMM.
229
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,460
YOU'RE HERE!
230
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,630
YAY!
231
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,214
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
232
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,673
YOU GET MORE HANDSOME
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.
233
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,259
MOM, I LOOK TERRIBLE.
234
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,011
I'VE AGED 10 YEARS
IN THE PAST 9 MONTHS.
235
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,013
WELL, YOU WEAR IT WELL.
236
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,349
SO, HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?
237
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,850
OH, IT WAS OK.
238
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,560
I'VE GOT 5 SCENES
TO WRITE BY TOMORROW
239
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,685
AND THE SEASON FINALE
SHOOTS IN A WEEK,
240
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:27,937
I STILL DON'T
HAVE AN ENDING,
241
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,398
BUT OTHER THAN THAT...
242
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,359
I'M JUST SO GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
243
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,778
AND MISS MY MOM'S WEDDING?
NOT A CHANCE. NOT A CHANCE.
244
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,114
Lily: DAWSON!
245
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:38,948
LILY.
246
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,496
HEY, YOU GOT TALL!
247
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,457
DAWSON, I JUST GOT
ANNIE HALL ON DVD.
248
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,833
WANNA WATCH IT WITH ME?
249
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,084
SURE. GO SET IT UP.
250
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,507
ANNIE HALL?
251
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:17,904
HMM.
252
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,708
HMM.
253
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,095
HEY, I'M SORRY
TO INTERRUPT YOU
WHILE YOU GUYS ARE EATING,
254
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,055
BUT THANKS FOR COMING BACK.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
255
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,829
EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKING
FOR PACEY WHITTER.
256
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,915
JOEY POTTER
AS I LIVE AND BREATHE!
257
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,041
HI.
258
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,336
OH, GOOD GOD, WOMAN,
YOU'RE HEAVY!
259
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,589
WATCH IT, WHITTER.
260
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,424
I'M JUST KIDDING.
THEY TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T
GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
261
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,595
OH, LONG STORY.
262
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,722
EVERYBODY!
263
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,224
THIS IS
JOSEPHINE POTTER,
264
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,435
OFFICIAL TALENT ALUMNI
AND QUALITY CAPESIDE STOCK,
265
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:34,230
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GIVE HER A NICE,
WARM WELCOME HOME, HUH?
266
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,024
(APPLAUSE)
267
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,362
PACEY, IS THIS ALL YOURS?
268
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,282
MINE, THE BANK'S,
SEVERAL FAMILY MEMBERS.
YOU HUNGRY?
269
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,326
I'M STARVING.
270
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,745
LOOK AT YOU.
I GOTTA GIVE YOU
ANOTHER HUG.
271
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,371
GOD, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU!
272
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,748
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
273
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,793
IT HAS BEEN
WAY TOO LONG, JO.
274
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,836
HEY.
275
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,977
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY!
276
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:17,023
HEY, GIRL!
HEY, PRETTY MAMA!
277
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,818
WHAT'S UP?!
278
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,528
GOD, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, MAN!
279
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,529
HOW ARE YOU?!
280
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,697
GOOD. I'M GREAT.
281
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:24,947
HANDSOME!
282
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,992
OK, IN HONOR OF THIS
MOMENTOUS OCCASION,
283
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,661
OPEN BAR FOR EVERYONE!
284
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,454
GIVE IT UP!
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
285
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,504
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME
I PAINTED YOU IN THE NUDE?
286
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,465
OH, YOU GOT EXCITED
AND YOU SPROUTED--
287
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,008
OH, WHOA, HEY, HEY!
288
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,677
A LITTLE BIT MORE
THAN I BARGAINED FOR.
289
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,969
WHATEVER.
290
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,180
IT'S ALL GOOD.
IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
291
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,348
BESIDES, DAWSON PROBABLY
WOULD EVENTUALLY KILL ME
292
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,266
FOR TAKING HIS ONLY
SOUL MATE, RIGHT?
293
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,566
HEY, WHAT'S UP
WITH AUDREY, ANYWAY?
294
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,650
ANYBODY
TALK TO HER LATELY?
295
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,569
AUDREY'S SINGING BACKUP
FOR JOHN MAYER.
296
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,072
SHE'S TOURING EUROPE,
AND SHE'S GOT SOME BOYFRIEND
297
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,741
SHE CALLS THE ANTI-PACEY.
298
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,784
HE'S TOTALLY BORING AND...
299
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,619
REALLY SWEET OR SOMETHING.
300
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:15,206
AND "REALLY SWEET,"
AS OPPOSED TO THE ACTUAL PACEY?
301
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,501
AND THAT FROM
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND, NO LESS.
302
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:23,047
PACEY...THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR REOPENING THIS PLACE.
303
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,384
I DID NOT KNOW
HOW MUCH I MISSED IT.
304
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,386
MAYBE IF YOUR DADDY
HADN'T HAVE BURNED IT DOWN
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
305
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,804
IT'D STILL BE YOURS.
306
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,930
Joey: OHH, NICE,
PACEY. NICE.
307
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,308
I COULDN'T WRITE THIS STUFF
IF I TRIED.
308
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,852
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
309
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,604
NOT LONG ENOUGH,
APPARENTLY.
310
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,856
DAWSON...
311
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,816
REMEMBER WHEN I
DE-VIRGINIZED YOU?
312
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,526
Pacey: WHAT?!
313
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,529
OK, UH, YEAH,
ON THAT NOTE,
314
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,948
MAYBE WE SHOULD DEPART.
315
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,366
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
316
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,076
WE'RE JUST GETTING
TO THE GOOD STUFF.
317
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,828
YEAH, I'M AFRAID
SHE'S GONNA DIVULGE
A LITTLE TOO MUCH INFO.
318
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:54,871
OH, MY GOODNESS.
319
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:55,872
HERE, I'LL
GIVE YOU A RIDE.
320
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,957
I'M SORRY. OH, NO!
321
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,169
WE'RE OUT.
322
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,463
HEY, GUYS,
323
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,548
REMEMBER THE TIME
WHEN MY BOYFRIEND
324
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,926
KNOCKED ME UP AND LEFT ME
TO RAISE A BABY ON MY OWN?
325
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,556
OK, SEE YOU
AT THE WEDDING.
326
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,600
WAIT, STOP.
ONE MORE THING.
327
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,436
OH, GOD, YOU GUYS
ARE THE BEST FRIENDS
I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
328
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,604
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
329
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,440
Jen: THAT IS ALL.
330
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,650
GOOD NIGHT.
331
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,528
Jack: WE'LL SEE YOU.
332
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,073
GOOD NIGHT.
333
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,742
AND ON THAT NOTE,
334
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:33,992
GET THE HELL OUT
OF MY RESTAURANT.
335
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,746
I GOTTA CLEAN UP.
YOU GUYS NEED A RIDE?
336
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,205
I'M GONNA WALK.
337
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,373
I CAN DRIVE YOU.
338
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,126
THAT'S OK. IT'S RIGHT
DOWN THE BLOCK.
339
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,586
IT'LL SOBER ME UP.
340
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:44,921
ALL RIGHT.
341
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:45,797
GOOD NIGHT, DAWSON.
342
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,971
PACE, THANK YOU.
343
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,931
A PLEASURE,
AS ALWAYS, DARLIN'.
344
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,184
WALK SAFE.
345
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,769
I WILL.
346
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,103
BYE, BOYS.
347
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,611
MY GOD,
THAT WOMAN'S AMAZING.
348
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,738
YEAH.
349
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,907
MAN, THAT GIRL
YOU CAST
ON YOUR SHOW
350
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,951
CANNOT HOLD
A CANDLE TO HER.
351
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,786
I KNOW.
I DID NAIL PETEY, THOUGH.
352
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,162
THAT'S PERFECT CASTING.
353
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,998
YEAH, WELL, HE DOES HAVE
354
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:24,084
THE CERTAIN REQUISITE
ROGUISH CHARM, I GUESS.
355
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,254
WHEW. MAN...
356
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,798
A LOT'S CHANGED.
357
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,842
YOU'VE CHANGED.
358
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,135
YEAH, WELL,
LIFE HAPPENS.
359
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,097
SO, ARE YOU HAPPY?
360
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,475
YOU KNOW, WITH EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENED, YOU HAPPY?
361
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,394
THE STOCK ANSWER'S
A RESOUNDING YES.
362
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,854
ANYTHING ELSE,
I'D SOUND LIKE
363
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,522
A WHINY HOLLYWOOD BRAT,
RIGHT?
364
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:50,361
YEAH, BUT RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.
365
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,487
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
366
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,322
I HAVEN'T GIVEN IT
MUCH THOUGHT.
367
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,908
YOU?
368
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,951
HEH.
369
00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,038
UH...
370
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,665
OH, YOU KNOW ME,
I'D BE MISERABLE
IF I WAS HAPPY.
371
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,712
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HELP ME DO THIS.
372
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,088
IT'S MY JOB, REMEMBER?
373
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,175
IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, DAWSON.
374
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,468
YOU, TOO.
375
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,887
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
AT THE WEDDING.
376
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:16,888
ALL RIGHT.
377
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:17,847
WELCOME HOME.
378
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,318
THE LAST TIME I CHECKED,
THIS WAS NOT ON THE LIST OF
GODPARENT JOB REQUIREMENTS.
379
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,319
(CRYING)
380
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,696
THAT'S OK, THAT'S OK.
381
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,116
YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE.
382
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,159
IS SHE ALWAYS
THIS SAD NAKED?
383
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,957
WHAT'S THIS?
384
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:47,501
OH, THEY'RE GRAMS'.
I JUST KEEP IT ON HAND
IN CASE SHE FORGETS IT.
385
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,129
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS
STILL ON PAINKILLERS.
386
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,548
SHE LOOKS LIKE
SHE'S IN GOOD HEALTH.
387
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,051
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING
THAT WAY.
388
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,678
OH, IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
389
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,388
THERE YOU GO.
390
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,223
MMM...
391
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,102
YOU EVER WONDER IF
YOU COULD SURVIVE
WITHOUT HER?
392
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,020
THINK YOU COULD REALLY
DO THIS ALONE?
393
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,064
I USED TO THINK
I COULDN'T,
394
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:11,358
BUT, UH, REALLY I DON'T
FEEL THAT WAY ANYMORE.
395
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,241
IT'S REALLY WONDERFUL--
PARENTING.
396
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,159
I MEAN, I CAN'T
PROGRAM MY TiVo,
397
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,037
BUT I CAN TAKE CARE
OF A CHILD.
398
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,669
YOU'VE CHANGED THE MOST.
399
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,797
OUT OF ALL OF US.
400
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,757
IF I HAVE,
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ME.
401
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,216
AMY CHANGED ME.
402
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,094
I MEAN, I'M JUST ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.
403
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,016
(SIGHS)
404
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,520
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
405
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,271
I MEAN, WHAT SANE
GAY MAN OF THIS ERA
406
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,524
MOVES BACK TO A SUBURB?
407
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,526
JACK...
408
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,778
I DON'T THINK
THIS IS ABOUT CAPESIDE.
409
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,779
I THINK YOU'RE--
410
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,698
YOU'RE FRUSTRATED
WITH DOUG.
411
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,198
I KNOW.
412
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,994
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M
BACK IN THE CLOSET, JEN.
413
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,163
ALTHOUGH THIS TIME IT'S
NOT EVEN MY CLOSET.
414
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,914
WELL, YOU HAVE
TO GIVE HIM SOME TIME.
415
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,290
WHY SHOULD I?
416
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,416
I MEAN, COME ON,
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
417
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,836
MY BOYFRIEND LIVES BACK
IN THE STONE AGE.
418
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,088
I KNOW,
BUT HE'S SO SCARED.
419
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,631
WHAT'S THERE
TO BE SCARED OF?
420
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,175
OF WHAT'S REAL.
421
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,093
IT TERRIFIES US.
ALL OF US.
422
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,178
AND YOU SAY
THAT I'VE CHANGED.
423
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,470
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
424
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,557
BUT, I MEAN, I WENT
KICKING AND SCREAMING.
425
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,727
AND IF YOU THINK THAT ANYTHING
OF ANY VALUE IN THIS WORLD
426
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,270
COMES AT AN EASIER PRICE,
YOU'RE WRONG.
427
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,025
YOUR WISE
SAGE SUPERPOWERS
428
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,485
HAVE INCREASED
WITH MOTHERHOOD.
429
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:40,031
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
TO BUY YOU A CAPE
PRETTY SOON.
430
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,450
YOU CAN BE
MY SIDEKICK, HMM?
431
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,536
MY BOY WONDER.
432
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,205
ANYTIME.
433
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,757
(THUD)
434
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,683
OH! OW!
435
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,518
OW.
436
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,353
YOU SCARED THE HELL
OUT OF ME.
437
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,481
THAT'S NOT AS EASY
AS IT ONCE WAS.
438
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,110
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
BROKEN SOMETHING.
439
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,237
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
440
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,530
WELL, I WAS, UM...
441
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,158
WALKING TO THE B&B,
AND I JUST DECIDED
442
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,409
TO KEEP WALKING.
443
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,662
I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME
FOR SO LONG AND...
444
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,706
DID YOU KNOW THEY PUT UP
A McDONALD'S ON HUDSON?
445
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,042
WE'VE OFFICIALLY
BEEN INVADED, DAWSON.
446
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,920
WE ARE ONE OLD NAVY AWAY
FROM BEING DESTROYED.
447
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,004
ARE YOU OK?
448
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,049
OH, YEAH. I'M FINE.
449
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,843
SO, I, UM...
450
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,138
I KEPT WALKING
AND THEN...
451
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,889
IT WAS TOO LATE
TO RING THE BELL
452
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,600
AND I SAW THE LIGHT ON,
SO I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT?"
453
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,185
WERE YOU SLEEPING?
454
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,436
BECAUSE I CAN LEAVE.
455
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,604
NO, NO.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
456
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,897
WE DIDN'T REALLY GET
MUCH ALONE TIME TONIGHT.
457
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,482
THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT
TO KNOW ABOUT YOU
458
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,525
AND NEW YORK AND...
459
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,652
EVERYTHING.
460
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:05,241
OW. THAT DID HURT.
461
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:07,660
(LAUGHING)
462
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,120
SEE YOU LATER, BOSS.
463
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,122
GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
464
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:11,998
GOOD NIGHT.
465
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,170
I'M SORRY.
466
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,378
WE'RE ALL CLOSED UP
FOR THE NIGHT.
467
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,094
OH.
468
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:28,014
I'M GUESSING
YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
469
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,265
(SIGHS)
470
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:31,267
WELL, IT'S A LONG SHOT,
BUT...
471
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:34,352
SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE,
MAYBE?
472
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,521
OK, WELL,
I'LL MAKE IT EASY ON YOU.
473
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:38,482
I DESERVE IT.
DO YOUR WORST.
474
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,028
(FOOTSTEPS)
475
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,403
Pacey: HEH HEH.
476
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,281
OH, NOW, LOOK.
477
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,657
I'VE BEEN DRINKING
A BIT TONIGHT,
478
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,492
SO YOU COULD PROBABLY
TAKE ME OUT ALL BY YOURSELF.
479
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,953
YEAH, WHAT'S
THE FUN IN THAT?
480
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:54,581
(SIGHS)
481
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,796
AAH!
482
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,305
UNH!
483
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:22,526
WELL, I MET CHRISTOPHER
WHEN I WAS ASSIGNED
TO PROOF HIS BOOK.
484
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,737
THIS WAS BEFORE
I GOT PROMOTED
TO JUNIOR EDITOR.
485
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,738
OK.
486
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,447
AND WE BICKERED
AND ARGUED SO MUCH
487
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,033
SO WE NATURALLY
STARTED DATING,
488
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,703
AND WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING
EVER SINCE.
489
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,288
IS IT SERIOUS?
490
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:36,874
UM...
491
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,087
WELL, WE'RE--
WE'RE DEFINITELY...
492
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:45,341
AT THAT MOMENT WHEN
IT EITHER IS OR ISN'T.
493
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:47,593
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
494
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,178
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
495
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,347
ANYTHING GOING ON
IN L.A.?
496
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:52,765
(SIGHS)
497
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,642
I'M ABSOLUTELY,
100%,
498
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,104
INTENSELY COMMITTED
TO MY SHOW...
499
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,106
AND NOTHING ELSE.
500
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,815
WELL...
501
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,402
THAT'S TODAY.
502
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:06,404
IT'S NOT ALWAYS GONNA
BE LIKE THAT, DAWSON.
503
00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:07,613
I...
504
00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:10,699
I'M NOT COMPLAINING,
505
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:11,325
BUT...
506
00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:15,037
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE...
507
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,333
"WHAT AM I DOING?"
508
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,586
YOU KNOW, I WANTED
TO BE SPIELBERG.
509
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,881
DREAMS AREN'T PERFECT,
DAWSON.
510
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,384
THEY COME TRUE,
NOT FREE.
511
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,637
NICELY PUT.
512
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,722
SOMEONE FAMOUS SAID IT.
513
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,099
HMM.
514
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:43,316
I'M JUST SO TIRED.
515
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:44,900
I'LL GO. I'LL LET YOU
GET SOME SLEEP.
516
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:47,736
NO, NO. I MEANT JUST
TIRED IN GENERAL.
517
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:52,325
WELL, I SHOULD GO ANYWAY.
518
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,993
IT'S LATE.
519
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,078
WE HAVE A WEDDING TOMORROW.
520
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,579
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL DRIVE YOU.
521
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:04,170
(YAWNING)
522
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,713
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
NO, I WON'T.
523
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,382
GO TO SLEEP.
524
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,009
WHAT?
525
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:13,346
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
THAT'S YOUR SIDE.
THAT'S MINE.
526
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,264
LIE DOWN
AND GO TO SLEEP.
527
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,514
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
528
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,100
DAWSON, I CAN'T.
529
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,019
HEY, YOU ALREADY CLIMBED
THROUGH THE WINDOW.
530
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,937
IT'S ONLY FITTING,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
531
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,565
NO ONE'S PINING AWAY
FOR EACH OTHER
532
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:26,733
OR MASKING
THEIR FEELINGS.
533
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,444
SO, JUST SLEEP
FOR SLEEP'S SAKE.
534
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,072
WORKS FOR ME.
535
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,074
WE ARE ADULTS.
536
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:50,924
(SIGHS)
537
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,637
GOOD NIGHT, DAWSON.
538
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,431
GOOD NIGHT, JOEY.
539
00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,444
(SIGHS)
540
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,454
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH, DAWSON.
541
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:24,833
SO MANY GOOD TIMES
AND BAD.
542
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:28,170
WHEN I LOVED YOU,
YOU LOVED JEN.
543
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:31,589
AND WHEN YOU LOVED ME,
I NEEDED TO BE ON MY OWN.
544
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:34,592
SO, I LEFT YOU FOR JACK,
545
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,221
AND THEN HE REALIZED
HE WAS GAY.
546
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,389
AND THEN I CONVINCED YOU
547
00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,140
TO TURN YOUR DAD IN
FOR TRAFFICKING COCAINE
548
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:43,810
AND...YOU SAID YOU'D
NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.
549
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,438
BUT I DID.
550
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:48,232
I OFFERED MYSELF
TO YOU AT THAT PARTY
551
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,025
AFTER YOU CRASHED
YOUR DAD'S BOAT.
552
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,403
AND I REFUSED...
553
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,447
FOR SOME REASON.
554
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,115
AND SO
YOU FELL FOR PACEY.
555
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,409
AND YEARS PASSED...
556
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,869
UNTIL FINALLY
HERE WE ARE...
557
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:03,414
SAYING, "I DO."
558
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,249
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE...
559
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,377
THE ONLY WAY IT CAN BE
FOR STAR-CROSSED,
560
00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,837
ILL-FATED SOUL MATES.
561
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:14,550
SO, I DO.
562
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,260
I DO, TOO.
563
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:35,946
Dawson: CUT!
564
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,207
(SIGHS)
565
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:59,886
HEY, I BOOKED US A ROOM
FOR NEXT WEEKEND
566
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,639
AT STONYBROOK LODGE.
567
00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:04,350
YOU KNOW, I FIGURED
WE COULD DO A LITTLE HIKING,
568
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,809
SOME MOUNTAIN BIKING,
AND, YOU KNOW,
569
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,646
OTHER VARIOUS ACTIVITIES.
570
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,690
DON'T LOOK SO EXCITED.
571
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,069
I--I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
572
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,488
DO YOU THINK THAT'S
WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW,
573
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,324
ANOTHER WEEKEND AWAY
FROM CAPESIDE?
574
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,951
OH, I'M SORRY I MADE
THE MISTAKE OF PLANNING
SOMETHING NICE FOR US.
575
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,453
NO, I APPRECIATE IT.
I DO.
576
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:25,538
YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST
577
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:26,622
I'D LIKE IT
A LITTLE BIT BETTER
578
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,123
IF WE WERE
HANGING OUT HERE.
579
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,667
LOOK, YOU KNEW
WHEN WE STARTED
SEEING EACH OTHER
580
00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:31,460
THAT I WASN'T READY
FOR ALL OF CAPESIDE
TO KNOW MY BUSINESS.
581
00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:33,420
DOUG, THAT WAS
6 MONTHS AGO.
582
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:36,423
YOU KNOW, WE DO
LIVE IN A POST-
WILL & GRACE WORLD.
583
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,384
I MEAN, DO YOU REALLY
THINK PEOPLE STILL CARE
WHO YOU SLEEP WITH?
584
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,969
YEAH. YEAH, I DO.
585
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,680
WHY DO YOU EVEN
CARE WHAT ANYBODY
THINKS ANYWAY?
586
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,681
I MEAN,
YOUR FAMILY KNOWS.
587
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:44,682
THEY HAVE
NO PROBLEM WITH IT.
588
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,849
PACEY,
HE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
589
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,767
THAT'S BECAUSE PACEY
GETS THE LAST LAUGH.
590
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,186
NO, IT'S BECAUSE
PACEY LOVES YOU,
591
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:51,271
AND SO DO I.
592
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,273
DOUG, THIS REALLY
SUCKS THAT WE HAVE
TO GO THROUGH THIS.
593
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,441
I MEAN, HOW MANY
WEEKENDS AWAY
594
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,693
ARE WE GONNA HAVE
TO GO ON
595
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,445
BEFORE WE CAN
BE TOGETHER LIKE
A NORMAL COUPLE?
596
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,447
IT'S LIKE WE'RE HAVING
SOME KIND OF AFFAIR,
597
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,199
YET NEITHER ONE OF US
ARE EVEN MARRIED.
598
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,743
NOT ALL OF US
WERE FAGS AT 15, JACK.
599
00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:06,786
IT'S NOT SO EASY
FOR SOME OF US.
600
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,294
I--I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE
YOU JUST SAID THAT.
601
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:16,380
I'M--I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T--
602
00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:17,715
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
603
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:18,507
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE DIFFERENCE IS
604
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:20,300
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
DOUG?
605
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:23,845
YOU WERE A FAG AT 15.
606
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,723
YOU JUST HAVEN'T STOPPED
HATING YOURSELF FOR IT.
607
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,487
(CHUCKLES)
608
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,781
(APPLAUSE)
609
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,250
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
610
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,127
AND DAD WOULD BE TOO.
611
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,503
THANKS, HONEY.
612
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,770
(MOUTHING)
613
00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:22,070
HEY...
614
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,071
OOP...
615
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,782
WHAT ARE YOU TAKING?
616
00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:26,366
OH, YOU CAUGHT ME.
I'M MEDICATING.
617
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:29,328
I'M AN ANXIETY-RIDDEN MOTHER.
THEY HELP.
618
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,665
THANK YOU.
619
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,292
YOU, UH...MIND SHARING?
620
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,294
'CAUSE I COULD REALLY
USE IT TODAY.
621
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,962
OH, NO.
622
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:39,921
OH, YES.
623
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,846
OH...
624
00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,651
SO, ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
HOW YOU GOT THAT SHINER,
625
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:04,070
OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO ASSUME
YOU BEAT UP THE PRIEST
BEFORE THE CEREMONY?
626
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,863
LET'S JUST SAY THAT
MISTAKES WERE MADE.
627
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:12,204
WHAT'S GOING ON, PACE?
628
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:14,122
WHAT'S GOING ON?
629
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:17,543
WHAT'S GOING ON IS
THAT I FORGET HOW MUCH FUN
I HAVE WHEN I'M WITH YOU,
630
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,878
AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY NICE
TO BE REMINDED.
631
00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:24,842
HEY. LET'S SWITCH.
DAWSON WON'T LET ME LEAD.
632
00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:26,426
Pacey: OK.
633
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,053
HEY.
634
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,891
YOU LEFT IN A HURRY
THIS MORNING.
635
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:37,479
YEAH. WELL, I HAD
TO GET READY.
636
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:42,900
PLUS YOU WERE SNORING,
PLUS THE DEJA VU THING
WAS KINDA HARD TO TAKE.
637
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:44,277
I MEAN, IT WAS KINDA
LIKE AN ACID FLASHBACK
638
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,362
WITHOUT ALL THE COLORS
AND STUFF.
639
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,072
I MEAN, I GUESS.
640
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:49,616
NOT LIKE I'VE ACTUALLY
EVER DONE ACID.
641
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,284
I'M GLAD YOU'RE NERVOUS, TOO.
642
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,910
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
643
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:53,911
YOU RAMBLE
WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS.
644
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:58,375
IS THIS RAG ON
JOEY POTTER DAY?
645
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,502
I LIKE THAT YOU RAMBLE
WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS.
646
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:03,046
I LIKE THAT I KNOW
THAT YOU RAMBLE
WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS.
647
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,257
I LIKE THAT I STILL
MAKE YOU NERVOUS.
648
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,096
(LAUGHING)
PACEY'S STEPPING
ON MY TOES.
649
00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:13,390
WOULD YOU TAKE HIM
BACK, PLEASE?
650
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,600
IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
651
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,017
NEW SHOES, I THINK.
652
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,185
NEW SHOES.
MUST BE THE NEW SHOES.
653
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:31,825
AHEM.
654
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,703
PACEY, I THINK
WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE.
655
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,668
OH, BOY...
656
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,254
NICE TO SEE SOME THINGS
NEVER CHANGE.
657
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,631
STILL BREAKING HEARTS?
658
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,091
YEAH.
HER HEART, MY JAW.
659
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,929
IT'S ALL STARTING
TO MAKE SENSE.
660
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,435
DO YOU WANT TO
HELP ME OUT HERE?
661
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,519
HOW?
662
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,707
THANKS.
663
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,298
Dawson:
WHOA, WHOA, JEN.
664
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,591
WE WERE DANCING.
SHE JUST COLLAPSED.
665
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:30,592
JEN!
666
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:34,346
MY GOD.
SOMEBODY GET HER BAG.
667
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,639
'CAUSE SHE NEEDS HER PILLS.
668
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:36,849
I JUST SAW HER
TAKE ONE.
669
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:40,017
OH. DEAR LORD, THIS
SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING.
670
00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:42,020
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HURRY UP,
GET AN AMBULANCE.
671
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,355
OK. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER?
672
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:44,648
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HURRY UP.
673
00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,149
SHE NEEDS TO GO
TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!
674
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,484
GRAMS, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
675
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,485
Grams: SHE'S SICK.
676
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:49,862
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SICK?
SHE WAS FINE.
677
00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,989
SHE'S NOT FINE.
SHE'S VERY SICK.
678
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:56,159
IT'S HER HEART.
OH, DEAR GOD.
679
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:57,410
MY BABY JEN.
680
00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:03,291
OH, JEN.
681
00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:27,315
IT'S BEEN HOURS.
WHY WON'T THEY TALK TO US?
682
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,650
WHAT'S GOING ON?
683
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,443
WELL, THEY'RE
MONITORING HER.
684
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:32,487
HER VITALS HAVE
BEEN COMPROMISED.
685
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:35,657
AND, UH, THEY NEED
TO CONFER WITH HER
NEW YORK DOCTORS
686
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,158
BEFORE THEY CAN
TELL US ANYTHING.
687
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,243
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER?
688
00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:39,494
YOU KNOW,
DON'T YOU?
689
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:46,292
IT'S A SMALL PROBLEM, REALLY.
IT-IT'S BEEN THERE ALL ALONG.
690
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,879
W-WE JUST DIDN'T NOTICE IT
UNTIL THE PREGNANCY.
691
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:51,840
THERE'S AN ABNORMALITY
IN HER HEART,
692
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:54,051
WHICH IS WHY SHE FAINTED.
693
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:57,054
IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS,
REALLY.
694
00:34:57,094 --> 00:35:00,348
I MEAN SHE'LL BE MORE
EMBARRASSED THAN ANYTHING ELSE
WHEN SHE WAKES UP.
695
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:01,725
REALLY?
696
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,393
YES, REALLY.
697
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,652
JACK, DID YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
698
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,114
NO.
699
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,951
WHAT IS A HEART ABNORMALITY?
700
00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,827
IS THAT LIKE A MURMUR
OR SOMETHING?
701
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:23,162
'CAUSE I DON'T MEAN
TO BE AN ALARMIST, BUT THAT
SOUNDS SERIOUS TO ME.
702
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:29,544
ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S STABLE.
703
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:33,632
SHE FAINTED FROM
A PALPITATION CAUSED
BY HER MEDICATION.
704
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:36,217
WE WON'T KNOW
ANYTHING MORE FOR NOW.
705
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:39,554
UM, SO THERE'S NOTHING
MUCH ELSE TO BE DONE...
706
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,599
AT THE MOMENT.
707
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,184
LOOK, I REALLY THINK
YOU SHOULD ALL JUST
GO HOME AND REST.
708
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:49,022
IT'S BEEN...DRAMATIC,
AND I--I...
709
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:51,775
PLEASE JUST--
JUST GO NOW.
710
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,401
IS SHE GONNA BE OK?
711
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,737
OF COURSE SHE'S
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
712
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:58,490
HER MOTHER'S IN EUROPE.
I, UH...
713
00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,700
I REALLY NEED T-TO CALL
AND...
714
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,285
EXCUSE ME.
715
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,842
I'M WORRIED.
716
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,217
Joey:
THIS ISN'T GOOD.
717
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,679
WH...
SHE'S GONNA BE FINE.
RIGHT?
718
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,597
I MEAN WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
719
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:25,600
YEAH. AND SHE'S YOUNG.
SHE'S HEALTHY.
720
00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,226
BEST THING WE CAN DO IS
JUST BE OURSELVES--
721
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,771
CARRY ON IN OUR TYPICAL,
USUAL, DISTRACTING...
722
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,523
SORDID
LOVE TRIANGLE WAYS.
723
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:34,526
(GUFFAWS)
724
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,904
LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO SAY
THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE
THING POSSIBLE.
725
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,489
AW, I'M ALWAYS
DEPENDABLE,
MY FRIEND.
726
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,532
SO VERY NOT FUNNY.
727
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,247
HI, CHRISTOPHER.
728
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,249
AND THE TRIANGLE
BECOMES A SQUARE.
729
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,835
WELL PUT.
730
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:31,583
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
731
00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:39,549
HEY YOU.
732
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:40,717
HEY.
733
00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,097
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
IT'S LATE.
734
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,933
DOESN'T THIS HOSPITAL
HAVE VISITATION HOURS?
735
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,897
I, UH...
736
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,900
FLIRTED WITH A NURSE.
737
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,318
QUITE CHARMING
WHEN I WANNA BE.
738
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,821
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE
FINDS OUT YOU'RE GAY?
739
00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:02,739
IT'S A MALE NURSE.
740
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,159
CUTE?
741
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,370
LOOK, JEN...
742
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,543
I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE
THAN TO ENGAGE
743
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:21,216
IN OUR PATENTED, MEANINGLESS,
GOOD-HUMORED JACK-JEN
FAG-HAG BANTER, BUT...
744
00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:25,720
FIRST I WAS KINDA WONDERING,
I MEAN, SINCE YOU'RE LYING HERE
IN THIS HOSPITAL BED
745
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:28,974
AND YOU'RE HOOKED UP
TO ALL THESE MACHINES...
746
00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:32,978
HOW COME?
747
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:36,773
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
'CAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS
YOUR BEST FRIEND?
748
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:40,110
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO BE WORRIED.
749
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:45,323
I WAS ALREADY
WORRYING ENOUGH.
750
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:50,078
BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT IF I
PRETENDED IT DIDN'T EXIST,
751
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,122
IT WOULD JUST GO AWAY.
752
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:55,583
BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
753
00:38:55,625 --> 00:39:02,299
I LIKE OUR PATENTED,
MEANINGLESS,
FAG-HAG BANTER,
754
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:05,510
AND 'CAUSE I WAS SCARED
IF I SAID IT OUT LOUD,
755
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:10,098
IT WOULD BE TRUE
BECAUSE I WAS JUST--
I WAS JUST SCARED.
756
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:11,308
'CAUSE I WAS AN IDIOT.
757
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:12,934
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
758
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,521
I--I COULD'VE HANDLED IT.
I COULD'VE HELPED YOU
HANDLE IT.
759
00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:18,523
WELL, YOU WILL HELP ME
HANDLE IT.
760
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,945
I NEED YOU.
761
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,530
JEN, STRAIGHT UP.
762
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,408
HOW BAD IS IT?
763
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:35,790
DECREASED LEFT
VENTRICULAR-SYSTOLIC
FUNCTION.
764
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:40,545
IT'S A WHOLE
BLOOD NOT PUMPING RIGHT
TO MY HEART.
765
00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:44,507
AND IT'S CAUSING A LOT
OF PROBLEMS IN MY LUNGS.
766
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,467
IT'S CALLED
PULMONARY CONGESTION.
767
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,722
ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT
DO WE DO ABOUT IT?
768
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,933
I MEAN, WHAT--SURGERY?
769
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:54,684
TREATMENT? WHAT?
770
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,394
NOTHING.
771
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:57,770
I HAVE BEEN DOING
EVERYTHING.
772
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,192
AND AT FIRST,
THE ODDS WERE GOOD.
773
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:05,403
BUT...
774
00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:09,448
YOU KNOW ME AND ODDS.
775
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:12,327
JEN, THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
776
00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,079
I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT
A SPECIALIST?
777
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,621
I'VE BEEN THERE,
REPEATEDLY.
778
00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,792
I'M SO SORRY LAYING THIS
ALL ON YOU LIKE THIS.
779
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,670
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT
I'D MAKE IT TO CAPESIDE
AND BACK IN ONE PIECE.
780
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,505
YEAH. YEAH.
781
00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:30,387
BEEN TRYING TO GET OK
WITH THIS, BUT I CAN'T
DO IT ALONE ANYMORE.
782
00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,935
'CAUSE I AM GONNA DIE,
JACK.
783
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:43,983
AND LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
IN MY LIFE, I DON'T REALLY
KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
784
00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:48,613
BUT I'D LIKE TO NOT
SCREW IT UP.
785
00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:51,074
I'D LIKE IT TO BE
SOMETHING I GET RIGHT
FOR ONCE.
786
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,492
I'M HERE.
787
00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:56,204
I WILL DO ANYTHING
THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.
788
00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,705
RIGHT NOW...
789
00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:01,542
I WANT YOU TO GET
IN BED WITH ME
790
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,544
AND TELL ME ALL
ABOUT THIS CUTE NURSE
791
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,838
AND MAKE ME FORGET
EVERYTHING THAT I
JUST TOLD YOU.
792
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,547
YEAH.
COME HERE.
793
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,513
YEAH. COME HERE.
794
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:15,556
IT'S OK.
795
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,559
NOW TELL.
796
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,689
(CRYING)
HIS NAME'S MAX.
797
00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:24,899
MM...
798
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,192
I LIKE MAX.
799
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:29,695
HE HAS A GOATEE.
800
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,530
HMM.
801
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,327
WE COULD WORK ON THAT.