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(bright music)
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(light music)
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What do you say we tee off together, Hank?
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Sure thing, Willie.
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(swooshing)
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(thuds)
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BOTH: Dead solid perfect!
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(both laugh)
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(light music)
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(both slurp)
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Ah.
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(bottles clank)
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You know, Hank,
I've always wanted to sell propane
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and propane accessories like you do.
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But I guess this dang music thing came up.
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(birds chirping)
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Well, ain't no changing the past, I guess.
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Let's jam.
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(guitars strumming)
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(birds chirping)
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(flapping)
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(disharmonic chords)
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Ah... ah... aah!
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What in the name of God...?
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(guitar strumming)
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Bobby!
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Uh-oh.
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(light music)
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(fast-paced light music)
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{\an8}Son, have you lost your mind?
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{\an8}Aren't you supposed to knock first?
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{\an8}I could have been naked.
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Bobby, how many times have I told you?
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{\an8}Betsy is not a toy.
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{\an8}- She's a 1963 guild, solid-top...
-(strums)
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-(birds chirping)
-(sniffing)
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What's that smell?
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You been playing this with your feet?
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That's cheese, dad.
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Why would there ever be cheese on Betsy?
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It's funny. It's a comedy routine.
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{\an8}You know, play the guitar
with a piece of cheese
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{\an8}and you go, "Hey, look at me,
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I'm Eddie Cheddar!"
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(chuckles)
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You know, it's from Celery Head.
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What is a "Celery Head"?
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He's the world's best comedian.
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He glues things.
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{\an8}Like he glues a kleenex box
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{\an8}to a tennis shoe and goes...
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(snickers)
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..."This is in case you have
a runny nose."
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{\an8}That's not a joke, son.
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{\an8}That's a waste of good glue.
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Well, he makes
three million dollars a year.
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You must have got that wrong.
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{\an8}People don't pay money
to see things like that.
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Now, Robert Klein,
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that's something you pay money for.
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(yawns)
What is going on in there?
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{\an8}HANK: Peggy, I'm worried about our boy.
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{\an8}Some green-haired freak
told him to rub cheese
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on my guitar.
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Oh, you mean Celery Head.
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I saw him on entertainment tonight.
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He makes three million dollars a year.
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(sighs)
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Luanne, good lord!
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Put on some pants.
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I'm wearing shorts.
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Aah!
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Don't scare me like that.
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(sighs)
Look at this, Peggy.
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The boy chipped Betsy's bridge
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{\an8}and he woke me up
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{\an8}from my Willie Nelson
golfing dream number three.
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{\an8}Hank, calm down.
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{\an8}It is just a bunch of wood and some wires.
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{\an8}Wood and wires?
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{\an8}I've had Betsy since high school.
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I took her to the prom.
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I love this guitar.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Do you understand what love means?
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Yes. I love my family.
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Yeah, now you're getting it.
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That's the kind of love I have for Betsy.
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-(liquid pouring)
-(sighs)
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I'm going back to sleep.
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You coming?
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Uh-uh. I'm already up.
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Besides, I wouldn't want
to make Betsy jealous.
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HANK: Luanne, would you please
not sit like that?
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(imitating engine revving)
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(imitating Hank)
I sell propane
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and propane accessories.
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I tell you what.
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-(squeaks)
- Shut up, Dale.
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-(tires screeching)
- Oh. Ah, ah, ah!
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-(thuds)
-(horn honking)
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Aah! Willie, no!
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That's a one-way street!
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(honking continues)
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Cripes, Bobby, what happened to my truck?
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Your mower hit it.
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Well, maybe I ought to send my mower
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to one of those children psychologists.
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(grunts)
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Are you mad about something, Aunt Peggy?
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Mad? Why would I be mad?
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- Just because Hank pays more attention...
-(thumps)
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...to that silly guitar
than he does to me.
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(grunts loudly)
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Lay off the gas, Aunt Peg.
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If I break another nail,
I'll fail my manicure final.
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Are you having trouble
at the beauty academy, Luanne?
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No.
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I'm also failing braidwork.
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Braidwork does not come
natural to the women
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in our family, honey.
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You know it, I know it
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and the whole town knows it.
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-(horn blaring)
- Sounds like your horn's going off.
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You really think so, Bill?
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Oh, yeah.
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Darn it, Hank.
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You know I can't have loud, sudden noises
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while I'm meditating.
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I was a nose hair away from
attaining inner peace.
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- Yaah!
-(thuds)
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-(bird chirps)
-(sighs)
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Don't even try to take credit for that.
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It was not done by me.
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It was done through me.
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(chinks)
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What is that "chinging" noise?
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One of those stealth helicopters
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with computerized noise
cancellation capability.
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-(chinking continues)
-(clatters)
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They're still working the "chings" out.
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How'd you know about stealth helicopters?
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- Alt. Conspiracy. Black. Helicopters.
-(clinks)
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Yeah, man, I tell you what,
that dang old internet man.
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You just go on in there and
point in click.
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Get in there and talk about www.wcallme...
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You got them naked chicks on there, man.
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You go click, click, click...
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- It's real easy, man.
-(birds chirping)
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(light music)
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HANK: Bobby, give me that club!
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Son, maybe I'm not getting through to you.
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Let me explain.
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You got to respect other people's things.
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You do not use a man's pitching wedge
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to hit clumps of mud.
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It's not mud, dad.
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It's dog doo.
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(quirky music)
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- That boy ain't right.
-(hissing)
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- Ho yeah!
-(footsteps)
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Excellent workout.
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I got my rotator cuff rotating.
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My face feels weird.
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Carlos!
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"Carlos"?
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You name your things, I'll name mine.
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Well, what about that thing named Bobby?
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What are we going to do about him?
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He seems bent on destroying
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everything I own.
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Why can't he turn that energy
into something useful?
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Like that boy with no legs
who ran across Canada?
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Maybe you need
to spend some time together.
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You know, just talking,
you and Bobby, man-o a man-o.
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Well, I can't now.
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I'm going golfing.
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Well, take him with you.
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Peg, we're riding a full 18 holes today.
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You know what that kind
of stress can do to a boy?
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-(children laughing in distance)
-(rustles)
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Bobby, I apologize for yelling at you.
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But sometimes you just don't listen.
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It's like you got a problem
with concentration.
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(birds chirping)
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Bobby?
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Bobby?
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- Bobby!
-(video game music)
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Hey, you just killed me!
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Well, you needed killing.
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You know, I've been thinking, son,
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and I realized you don't have any goals.
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You got to figure out
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what you want to do with your life.
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Okay. Can we go to six flags?
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(sighs)
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I think you need a role model, Bobby.
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Someone to emulate...
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- A hero.
-(soft music)
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Someone besides that broccoli neck.
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Hmm... How about Eddie Stillson?
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Can I emulate him?
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Now, there you go, Eddie Stillson.
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Which one's he?
Is he the space shuttle astronaut
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or the stock car champ?
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He got to the end of level six
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in Scream Ninja.
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Bobby, when I say "Hero",
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I don't mean some weird Gameboy freak.
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If you don't watch it
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you're going to end up
like Jason Adderly's boy.
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(suspenseful music)
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Deal me out this hand, Jason.
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-(footsteps)
-(shudders)
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I'm about to bust.
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(door opens)
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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
this was the bath...
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Aah! Good lord!
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-(wheezing)
-(suspenseful music)
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You know Howard Adderly?
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He's my number-two hero
after Eddie Stillson.
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(birds chirping)
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Bobby, you need to be lectured
all afternoon.
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Peggy, I'm taking the boy
golfing, and that's that.
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(light music)
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(quirky music)
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(grunts)
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Careful now, Peggy.
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Betsy isn't strapped in yet.
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Oh, do not tell me you are taking
that thing golfing with you now.
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Don't be silly, Peg.
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Just bringing her in to get fixed.
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Sit in the middle, son.
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I want to make sure Betsy's
in front of the airbag.
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(engine revving smoothly)
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So, Bobby,
we got to think of a hero for you.
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Do you have a hero, dad?
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- I sure do, and it's Willie Nelson.
-(country music)
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How come?
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Well, you might say
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he's been my inspiration.
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You see, Willie grew up in Texas
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and I grew up in Texas.
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He loves golfing and playing guitar
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I love golfing and playing guitar.
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He's had trouble with the I.R.S.
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And I must have spent six hours
last April on that 1040 form.
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Easy my ass.
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Do you have a hero like that?
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Uh... Willie Nelson?
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(sighs)
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You're just saying Willie Nelson
because I said Willie Nelson.
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No, I like Willie Nelson.
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He's got long hair.
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He's alternative.
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Now you take that back.
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I followed that man from
country western to country
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to adult contemporary
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and that's as far as I'm going.
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Here, son, take a look at that.
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That's Willie Nelson's
own personal golf course.
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(country music continues)
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(car approaching)
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LUANNE: I am going to show
that braiding machine
265
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,458
who's boss, Aunt Peggy.
266
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,710
-(door opens, closes)
- Go on, Luanne.
267
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,170
Show this town
there's a braider in the family.
268
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:49,463
(footsteps)
269
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,382
I'm not scared of you.
270
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,634
This time I'm going to beat you
at your own game.
271
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,052
(grunting)
272
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,098
(grunting)
273
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,727
Miss Kremzer?
274
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,021
Someone?
275
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,063
(quirky music)
276
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,148
HANK: It's the bridge, isn't it?
277
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,567
Well, the bridge is the symptom.
278
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,360
Fret asymmetry is the disease.
279
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:12,945
(sniffing)
280
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,656
Smells like a belly button.
281
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,409
Yeah, my son was playing it
with a piece of cheese.
282
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,494
You mean, like Celery Head?
283
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,497
Look, I'm Camembert Humperdink.
284
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,166
Les, go in the back
285
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,376
and alphabetize the guitar strings.
286
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,629
Alphabetize by letter or...?
287
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,755
Les.
288
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,298
- Okay.
- All right.
289
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,009
Cheese or not, this is
a sweet, sweet guitar.
290
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:35,926
Is she for sale?
291
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:36,969
Not hardly.
292
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,512
Just fix the bridge, Earl.
293
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,598
Oh, didn't think so.
294
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,976
Most guys would sell their wives before
they'd sell a guitar like this.
295
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,895
(both chuckle)
296
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,772
I got to remember that one.
297
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,732
Oh, heck, I got a million of them.
298
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,984
Like, women are a lot like a guitar.
299
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,903
They both come with strings attached.
300
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,237
(chuckles)
301
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:56,947
(birds chirping)
302
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,449
Oh, actually,
303
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,409
I guess those are the only two.
304
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,829
Most women would be threatened
by Betsy, but not me. I don't care.
305
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,082
And I would like to see
that guitar come home
306
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,709
and chicken-fry steak
after substitute teaching all day.
307
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:09,710
-(hisses)
- Ow!
308
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,128
(quirky music)
309
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,005
Why thank you, Mrs. Helman.
310
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,091
-(light music)
-(thuds)
311
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,386
(birds chirping)
312
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,388
-(swooshes)
- Santa Claus!
313
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,931
What are you talking about?
314
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,099
Santa Claus.
315
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,475
He could be the boy's hero.
316
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,102
In one 24-hour period,
317
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,938
he delivers toys and joy
to every child on earth.
318
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,815
Santa Claus is for babies.
319
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,359
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
320
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,069
-(Dale grunts)
-(swooshes)
321
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,696
-(thumping)
- Yah!
322
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:37,738
(grunting)
323
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,826
Darn Russian titanium alloy...
324
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,703
(birds chirping)
325
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,914
(rustles)
326
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,544
-(birds chirping continues)
-(dogs barking in distance)
327
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,463
(Bill clears throat)
328
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,382
(thuds)
329
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,760
Hm. Maybe it's just first hole jitters.
330
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,387
You got any tips, Boomhauer?
331
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,055
Yeah, man, I'll tell you what you do, man.
332
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,182
You just keep that dang old
arm straight, man.
333
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,059
Y'all put your left hand still, man.
334
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,227
Just speed it the heck up.
335
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,437
Let's roll.
336
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,480
- Come on, Bobby.
-(engine whirring)
337
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,900
(birds chirping)
338
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,901
Oh, man.
339
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,570
I'm out of cigarettes.
340
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,780
BOOMHAUER: Dang, oh,
y'all just hit the hedges.
341
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:20,990
Fore!
342
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,285
Mr. Gribble, who's your all-time hero?
343
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,537
You are, if you get me some smokes.
344
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,999
So the stripper says to the priest...
345
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,250
Bill, the boy.
346
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:36,630
Uh, she says, "I, uh, decided
to repent and, uh...
347
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,716
Become a nun."
348
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,092
(laughs)
349
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,677
A dang ol' nun.
350
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:42,845
Tell you what, man.
351
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:43,846
That's pretty funny.
352
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,556
Hey, dad, watch this.
353
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,266
No, no, son, don't.
354
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:48,934
-(swooshes)
-(light music)
355
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,060
(whistles)
356
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,187
All right, Bobby!
357
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,271
Well, I'll be.
358
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,564
(engine stalls)
359
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,733
Son, you just might be
the next Lee Trevino
360
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,110
without the crazy accent.
361
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:01,405
Tell you what, I'm going
to let you tee off on this hole.
362
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,364
Okay.
363
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,449
(swooshes)
364
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,451
That's okay, Bobby.
365
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,452
You can do it.
366
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,536
Just choke up on it.
367
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,122
And swing less like a girl.
368
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,124
-(swooshing)
-(birds chirping)
369
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,168
Aagh!
370
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,336
(yells)
371
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,087
- Can I get a do-over?
-(car approaching)
372
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,464
Bobby, hop in.
373
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,925
- Hank, dispose of the witnesses.
-(footsteps)
374
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:21,842
(car pulls away)
375
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,344
Dale, come back here.
376
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,054
(somber music)
377
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,430
(gasps)
378
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,890
Willie Nelson!
379
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,060
- Check his pockets for cigarettes.
-(birds chirping)
380
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,354
(quirky music)
381
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,814
Willie Nelson!
382
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,982
Oh, my lord, are you okay?
383
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,400
Am I bleeding from the ears?
384
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,401
No.
385
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,779
Then I must be okay then.
386
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,948
Oh, Mr. Nelson,
387
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,282
I am so sorry.
388
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,201
My boy's new to golfing.
389
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,995
Oh, gosh, I'm your biggest fan.
390
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,206
I go to every concert I can.
391
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,750
I've been to every farm-aid except one.
392
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,419
I don't much care for that Bryan Adams.
393
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,965
Darn, I wish I had my guitar here with me
for you to sign.
394
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,007
Uh, here.
395
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,926
Why don't you make it out to...?
396
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,012
Uh, let's say... "To my best friend."
397
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,098
No, no, I don't want you to lie.
398
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,850
-"To my good friend..."
-(engine whirs)
399
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,227
-(footsteps)
- Uh... Hmm...
400
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:16,355
"To my number-one fan, Hank hill."
401
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,315
- HANK: Uh... Hey, hey, Willie.
-(country music)
402
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,109
You know, I play guitar, too.
403
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,737
I also play golf
but you already know that.
404
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,615
But you probably don't know you're, uh...
405
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,701
You're my hero.
406
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,327
He took our cart.
407
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,079
Was he bleeding from the ears?
408
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,122
No.
409
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,331
He must be okay then.
410
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,125
- You don't understand, Peg.
-(thuds)
411
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:40,337
A man only gets a chance
to meet Willie Nelson once in his life.
412
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,381
It's supposed to be special.
413
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,425
- We meet on the golf course.
-(somber music)
414
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,969
He compliments my perfect swing.
415
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,931
We start talking about music,
cut an album, go on tour
416
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,434
open a chicken franchise.
417
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,020
How's that going to happen now?
418
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,023
It's my fault forever,
taking the boy with me.
419
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,233
I said I was sorry.
420
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,777
Um, are you Hank Hill?
421
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,571
Uh... Yes.
422
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,323
-(fast-paced light music)
-(wheels whirring)
423
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,866
BOBBY: I'm tired of being lack of focus.
424
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,285
I'm going to show themI can do better.
425
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,078
I'm going to make my dad proud.
426
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,830
-(thuds)
-(grunts)
427
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,166
I'm going to not tell dad about that.
428
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,002
(somber music)
429
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,006
(doorbell chimes)
430
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,300
(birds chirping)
431
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,885
-(grunting)
-(gate clanking)
432
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,554
(clanks)
433
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,973
-(birds chirping)
-(footsteps)
434
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,892
-(clanks)
-(bicycle whirring)
435
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,437
-(video game beeping)
-(Willie gasping)
436
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,943
Hey, is that Ben Crenshaw turbo golf?
437
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,860
Yeah.
438
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,111
Ah! I can never get it past
439
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,571
the bunker on the third hole.
440
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,616
Try letting it go just below the mark
on your drive.
441
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,369
Hey, you're the kid that rakes my lawn.
442
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,746
No, I'm the kid who hit you in the head.
443
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,747
With a rake?
444
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,123
No, with a golf club.
445
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,000
You've been raking with a golf club?
446
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,210
I want my quarter back.
447
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,629
-(rings)
-(clanks)
448
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,797
Hill Residence.
449
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,966
BOBBY: Dad, guess where I am.
450
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,384
I don't know. Let's see...
451
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,553
Crushing Dwight Yoakum's
voice box with my five iron?
452
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,765
I'm at Willie Nelson's,
and he wants you to come over.
453
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,643
Son, you're teasing
the gorilla in the monkey house.
454
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,811
Willie Nelson here...
455
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,187
practically blind in one eye now
456
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,897
but I got your son here...
457
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,483
(gasps)
I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Nelson.
458
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,110
Bobby's never stalked anyone before.
459
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,820
- And he's not very good at it.
-(footsteps)
460
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,447
I mean, well, he shouldn't
be stalking anybody.
461
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,324
I'll come get him right away.
462
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,409
(clanks)
463
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,120
-(light music)
-(engine revs smoothly)
464
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,038
(chattering in distance)
465
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,331
(kids laughing)
466
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,958
(car door opens, closes)
467
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,877
(griller hisses)
468
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,629
Bobby!
469
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,797
Bobby!
470
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,340
Out of my way, rooster boy.
471
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,591
(chattering in distance)
472
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,719
(guitar strumming)
473
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,512
Betsy?
474
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,431
What the...?
475
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,682
Hey, dad.
476
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,101
Hey, Hank, Bobby's been telling me
all about you.
477
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,020
I hear you're a guitar player
478
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,063
and that you've got a narrow urethra.
479
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:03,981
Bobby...
480
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,691
Yeah. And he had me autograph your guitar.
481
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,568
You signed my guitar?
482
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,029
"To my number-one fan. Willie Nelson."
483
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,447
(quirky music)
484
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,781
LUANNE: The fox chases the rabbit
485
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,908
around the tree trunk and into the hole.
486
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:15,868
(phone rings)
487
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,619
I was so close.
488
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,829
(sobbing)
489
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,581
Hill Residence.
490
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,874
HANK (on phone):
Peggy, you'll never guess,
491
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,375
I'm at Willie Nelson's house.
492
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,794
He says we're all invited to his barbecue.
493
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,337
Gee, I'd love to come, Hank,
494
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,173
but Ann Richards
and I are doing our toenails.
495
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,924
NELSON (on phone):
I don't think so, Peggy.
496
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,551
I'm looking at Ann Richards right now.
497
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,678
And she's playing tetherball
with one of my roadies.
498
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,138
HANK (on phone): See? That was him.
499
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,974
(gasps)
Oh, my lord, what do I wear?
500
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,351
It doesn't matter, Peg.
Wear any old thing.
501
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:45,147
Oh, just don't forget to bring Betsy's
orange woven shoulder strap.
502
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,858
Betsy sure is a beaut, Hank.
503
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,818
I think trigger's getting jealous.
504
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,153
Why, thank you, Willie.
505
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,238
It sure means a lot coming from you.
(chuckles)
506
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,532
You know what they say...
(chuckles)
507
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:58,786
..."I'd sell my wife before
I'd sell my guitar."
508
00:17:58,994 --> 00:17:59,870
(Hank chuckles)
509
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,205
-(gasps)
-(soft music)
510
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,956
I tell you what, man.
511
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,666
You did that dang old "Mr. Tambourine Man"
512
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,127
talk about "come play a song for me".
513
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,671
You know, then you changed
your name to Zimmerman
514
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,714
and y'all born again.
515
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,966
Well, a whole bunch of kids
are going around.
516
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:13,884
(exclaims)
517
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,845
Mad dog denim going platinum, who knows?
518
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,432
Accounting firms and dang old Boomhauer.
519
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,768
Uh, ma'am, you're going to want
520
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,353
to angle that glass.
521
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:25,771
Uh-uh.
522
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,022
You're blowing it.
523
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,900
You're going to get nothing but foam.
524
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,235
BOTH: Mm-hmm.
525
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,654
-(light music)
-(chattering in distance)
526
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,696
Yep.
527
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,616
You know, Mr. Hopper,
I just loved you in that movie.
528
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,160
You know, the one
where you played a mad villain.
529
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,912
Come on, Peggy, you wild thing.
530
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,414
Let's drive straight down to Mexico, huh?
531
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,083
Come on, right this minute.
532
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,711
Mexico? I wonder what a wife
goes for down there, huh?
533
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,713
One guitar? Two guitars?
534
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,132
I will have to ask Hank.
535
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,633
-(birds chirping)
-(slurps)
536
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,220
Los mariachis son diablos.
537
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,180
He's not treating you right, Peggy.
538
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,307
A delicate flower like you.
539
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,226
You want me to kick his ass?
540
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,312
Oh, you are so sweet to offer, Dennis,
541
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,940
but Hank would flatten you out like a bug.
542
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,902
No, this is something Peggy Hill
has to handle on her own.
543
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:14,987
-(bone cracks)
- Hoo yeah!
544
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,988
(laughs)
545
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,197
You go, girl!
546
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,824
-(footsteps)
-(chattering in distance)
547
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:19,950
(spits)
548
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,995
That's some boy you got there, Hank.
549
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,247
-(grunting)
-(video game music)
550
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,958
Well, it's nice of you
to say that, Willie,
551
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,753
but Bobby's got no direction
in life, no heroes.
552
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,464
When I was his age, I worshipped you...
553
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,675
And Jesus, of course.
554
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,802
Ever think you're too tough on the boy?
555
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,928
Oh, I don't know.
556
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,389
Just today, he chipped Betsy's bridge,
557
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,683
ran into my truck with the mower,
558
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,518
dinged up my favorite wedge,
559
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,228
then dinged you up worse.
560
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,646
Well, now hold on there, Hank.
561
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,689
You think about it.
562
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,357
Bobby wants to play your guitar,
563
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,110
ride your mower and swing your golf club.
564
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,738
I believe that kid does have a hero
565
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,573
- and his name is Hank Hall.
-(soft music)
566
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,949
Uh... Hill.
567
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,534
- Uh, yeah, right.
-(video game music)
568
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,827
- Bobby...
-(footsteps)
569
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,413
- Bobby! Bobby!
-(video game music continues)
570
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,581
What?
571
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,374
I just want to, uh...
572
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,169
Thank you for helping me meet my hero
573
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,671
and having him sign my guitar.
574
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,840
I helped him put ointment in his eye.
575
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,467
Now, I'm going to show you something
576
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,637
you can do with a guitar
that doesn't involve cheese.
577
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,096
-(birds chirping)
-(guitar strums)
578
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,099
This is a song I wrote a long time ago.
579
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,185
(guitar strumming continues)
580
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,440
♪ Well, I know a gal with a purdy leg ♪
581
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,817
♪ She's a gal who can fry my egg ♪
582
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,071
♪ And her name is Peg... ♪
583
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,198
♪ ...gy ♪
584
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,992
♪ Well, Peggy Peg ♪
585
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:44,910
♪ Peggy Peg ♪
586
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,204
♪ Pe-he-he-he-heg-a-leg ♪
587
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,789
♪ Oh, Peggy ♪
588
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,458
♪ My Peg-a-leg ♪
589
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,293
♪ Well, I love you ♪
590
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,921
♪ And I love you, Peggy Peg... ♪
591
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,548
Well, uh, then it just sort of goes off
592
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,676
into a buddy holly riff.
593
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,427
Oh, Hank.
594
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,139
Peggy, uh, oh, I didn't
realize you were there.
595
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,766
Here, Bobby. Go practice.
596
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,726
Are you sure it's okay for me...?
597
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,686
HANK: Git.
598
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,687
I was headed over here
599
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,064
to knock you six ways from
Sunday with that guitar.
600
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,607
Then I get here and you're playing
601
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,567
that old song of yours and...
602
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,822
Well... I love you, propane man.
603
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,950
(guitar strumming)
604
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,536
(chimes)
605
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,205
You braided that perfect, Luanne.
606
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,250
But next time lighten up
a little on the glitter spray.
607
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,711
(light music)
608
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:40,966
{\an8}(birds chirping)
609
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,217
{\an8}-(thumping)
-(soft music)
610
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,762
{\an8}HANK: What's that cord you hit on the...
611
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,598
{\an8}Just kind of hold it
just a little longer...
612
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:50,767
{\an8}Once we go to F.
613
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,520
{\an8}-(light music)
-(guitars strumming)
614
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:55,856
{\an8}Now?
615
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,107
{\an8}That's a good spot.
616
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,073
{\an8}(light music continues)