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(light music)
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{\an8}(fast-paced light music)
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{\an8}Now, Minh, the game of boggle.
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{\an8}Is really quite simple.
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{\an8}The goal Is to make words
out of these 25 letter-cubes.
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{\an8}(rattling)
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{\an8}Hoo-yeah!
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{\an8}Ba... Mee... Tom... Yum.
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{\an8}It's got to be a real word, honey.
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{\an8}Yes. ba mee tom yum.
Thai spicy noodle soup.
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{\an8}Tasty and delicious.
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{\an8}(cheering on TV)
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{\an8}- I tell you, I hate to see Nancy...
-(rattling)
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{\an8}...cooped up all Sunday
playing that boggle.
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{\an8}It's a beautiful day.
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{\an8}She ought to be outside
hanging my laundry.
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ANNOUNCER (on TV): Sunday! Sunday!
And Saturday.
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It's the 9th annual Dallas Mower Expo!
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Be there as the biggest names in mowers.
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Unveil the latest
grass-cutting technology!
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Thrill to the awe-inspiring spectacle
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of the snapper precision mowing team!
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{\an8}See king mulch take on
a Texas-sized pile of twigs!
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Over 10,000 oil paintings must be sold!
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Don't miss the Dallas mower expo!
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Be there!
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PEGGY: "Pad thai" doesn't count, Minh.
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Mm. I guess I win again.
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{\an8}Boy, Aunt Peg.
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{\an8}The words I don't know
could fill a dictionary.
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{\an8}You know, the elks are having
a boggle tournament
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{\an8}to raise bail money for their treasurer.
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{\an8}Maybe you should enter.
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{\an8}Me? Oh, fish.
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{\an8}I just play for fun.
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{\an8}Minh, you owe me $13.
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{\an8}Thank you for boggle lesson, Peggy Hill.
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{\an8}Maybe next week I teach you mah-jongg.
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{\an8}Bring your checkbook.
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Hank, I'm thinking of entering
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a boggle tournament over at the elks.
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Boggle? Boy, the elks will
do anything for a dollar.
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Are they still playing that game
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where the cows
got to drop dung in a square?
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Boggle is nothing like cow bingo, Hank.
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Boggle is a game of wits.
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Now, cow bingo is a game of strategy.
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(quirky music)
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(rattling)
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Hoo-yeah!
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All right, Peggy.
I replaced my watch battery
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ate a cinnabon, and bought a p-trap.
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I can't kill any more time.
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Let's go.
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Shh! Hank, it is only round five.
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(sighs)
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Hmm... "Impatient."
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(quirky music)
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Okay, that's time.
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Pencils down. Let's tote 'em up.
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Oh, I hope you don't mind,
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but I only used words
that appear in Patsy Cline lyrics.
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(chuckles)
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(snoring)
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Oh, little sick boy,
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would yo like for me
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- to find your name in the next boggle?
- Mm-hm.
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- Okay.
-(rattling)
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- Hoo-yeah!
-(thuds)
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Boy, that wife of yours is pretty good.
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I guess that's why
they call her your "Better half."
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Who calls her that?
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"They."
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And I hope that your leg
gets better real soon,
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Zachary Quinn, Junior.
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(crowd cheering)
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(light music)
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(birds chirping)
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Oh, my goodness!
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LUANNE: Congratulations!
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You won, Mom!
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Looks like someone's going to have
to clear room on his trophy shelf.
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Easy, Peggy. That's my M.V.P. Trophy.
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Mom's trophy is bigger than yours.
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Oh, Pooh, I don't care about the trophy.
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The real honor is representing Arlen
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in the state Boggle championships.
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(gasps)
You're going to state?
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- PEGGY: Mm-hm.
- Oh, that's so exciting!
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Just like when uncle Hank went to state
for high school football.
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(chuckles)
Oh, yeah, it's exactly like that, Luanne.
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Oh, well, it might not be football,
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but there are over 200 competitors,
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and you're allowed to bring a coach.
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Hey, you want to be my coach?
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A boggle coach? What would I do?
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Well, Hank, you don't have to do anything.
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You just have to be there.
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Unless you want me to go off to Dallas
by myself.
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Dallas?
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I don't want you going to Dallas at all.
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That place is crawling
with crackheads and debutantes.
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And half of 'em play for the cowboys.
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Oh, come on, Hank.
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It's just for the weekend.
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We'll be back on Sunday.
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ANNOUNCER: Sunday!
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Sunday!
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-Sunday!
-(motorcycle purring)
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Guess who's going to the mower show?
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And if you guess right,
you can come with me.
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It's, it's you.
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Right?
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Did I win... it?
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Am I going?
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Boy, how'd you manage
to swing that with Peggy?
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She don't like mowers like we like mowers.
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Simple, I found a boggle tournament
in Dallas to keep her busy
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while we have some real fun.
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Check it out, man. Talk about road trip.
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The Big D Motel, man. You're talking about
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the biggest names in mowers,
edgers, and clippers! Be there!
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Man, it's gonna be fun.
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(honking)
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Let's go, Peggy.
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We got to get to Dallas before
the gangs wake up.
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Hank, shh!
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It's 4:00 a.m.
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(yawns)
Can I go back to bed, Aunt Peggy?
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I need to get eight hours of beauty sleep
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and then write a paper on it.
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In a minute, honey.
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Now, it is very important that
we know we can trust you two.
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Now, no parties while we're gone.
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- Okay.
-(kisses)
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Bye-bye.
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On behalf of...
(yawns)
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...The Arlen Boggle Boosters.
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(sniffles)
I'd like to present you with this jacket.
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Good luck, Peggy. W-I-N!
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Oh. I promise to make Dairy king, Mr. Lube
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and Rivera's sump pumps proud.
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This weekend, Peggy Hill
is gonna put Arlen, Texas, on the map.
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Okay, Peggy Hill.
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Good luck and maybe good-bye.
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Maybe?
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Where I come from
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either you come home a winner
or you not come home at all.
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Good luck, Peggy Hill. Good-bye.
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(somber music)
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(light music)
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-(clicking)
-(whirring)
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-(rock piano music)
-(birds chirping)
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♪ Just take the broom
that's on the shelf ♪
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What are you watching?
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Risky Business.
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Luanne.
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That movie's got bad words
and adult situations.
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Not anymore.
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I rented it at blockbuster.
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Ooh, I also got a fire safety video
starring Chuck Mangione.
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Want to watch?
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No, thanks.
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I'm kinda in the middle of doing laundry.
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Okay.
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But remember,
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Chuck says always unplug
your iron after use.
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Thanks for the tip.
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(light music)
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(tires screeches)
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(clanks)
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It's okay, honey.
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Valet parking is included
in the price of the room.
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I don't like the looks of this one, Peggy.
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He's just itching
to take my truck for a joy ride.
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(sighs)
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(dings)
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(Peggy gasps)
Oh, Hank.
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(exclaiming)
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PEGGY: It's lovely. Look at that.
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Oh, look, everyone. It's Peggy Hill.
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Boggle champ of Arlen, Texas.
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(clapping)
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(chuckles)
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I'm Joan, Boggle Hospitality Coordinator.
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Here's your tournament tote bag,
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a schedule of events, and a boggle lei.
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(clearing throat)
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Oh, Joan, this is my husband Hank.
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Wonderful. We have tons of activities
to occupy your time
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while Peggy plays boggle.
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You look like you could use a wallet.
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Would you like to make a wallet?
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Uh, I don't think so.
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-(chuckles)
- Harley Davidson already made one for me.
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Hank is not just my husband.
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He is also my coach.
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Oh, well, then you'll be needing
one of these.
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Come on, Peggy.
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There's a Parker Brother
I want you to meet.
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CHUCK (on TV): So, take it from me,
Chuck Mangione,
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unplugging the iron "Feels so good."
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Can you dig it?
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-(slurps)
-(thuds)
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(gasps)
Bobby, wait.
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Use the coaster.
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Uh-oh.
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-(Luanne gasps)
-(suspenseful music)
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What have you done?
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That coffee table is trashed.
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Your parents trusted us, Bobby,
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and we let them down.
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(panting)
They won't be home for 48 hours.
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I'll think of something.
(panting)
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Hey, I got it.
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You think of something.
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- Checking in.
-(thuds)
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The name's Hank Hill.
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- Mmm... Nope.
-(keyboard clacking)
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I have a Peggy Hill.
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Yeah, that's it. Hank and Peggy Hill.
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I have a Peggy Hill.
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She's my wife.
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Oh. Okay, um, Mr. And Mrs. Peggy Hill.
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- Now, you listen to me.
-(dings)
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- The name is Hank Hill.
-(dinging)
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Mr. Hank Hill.
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Peggy married me.
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I didn't marry her.
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What are you looking at?
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(applauding)
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Oh, look, Peggy.
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It's Cissy Cobb.
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Boggle Champion of Dallas
for seven non-consecutive years.
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Oh, uh, excuse me.
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Cissy, I am fellow
Boggle champ Peggy Hill.
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My, my, what an interesting jacket.
(chuckles)
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Did you patch that together yourself?
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Well, actually, it was given to me
by the Arlen Boggle Boosters.
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They got local businesses
to sponsor my trip.
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(chuckling)
Oh, how exciting.
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Why, you're at the very beginning
of a rags to riches story.
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(laughs)
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(somber music)
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Okay, the guy at Home Depot said
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all we got to do
is strip, sand, varnish, buff,
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varnish, buff, varnish, wax, buff...
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Oh, god, your parents are gonna be home...
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in 47 hours!
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- Hurry!
-(grunting)
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No!
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(both sigh)
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BOBBY: That was close.
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(thumps)
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(both scream)
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BURNETT: Why, hello there...
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00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,455
Peggy Hill.
258
00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,790
Name's Burnett.
259
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,500
Cissy Cobb's husband slash coach.
260
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,960
Uh, actually, my name...
261
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,295
You don't have to explain.
262
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,088
I got an uncle named Leslie
263
00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,798
And the Duke himself, John Wayne,
264
00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,133
was really named Marion.
265
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,467
You take that back.
266
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:54,844
(whirring)
267
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,846
BOBBY: The stain's not coming out.
268
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,098
I'm going to put it on "High."
269
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,767
-(whirring continues)
-(grunting)
270
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,603
(sparks)
271
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,895
(both scream)
272
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,233
(gasps)
273
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,818
(boggle cubes rattling)
274
00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,570
(soft music)
275
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,989
PEGGY: Oh, Hank.
276
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,408
I have dreamt of this moment
277
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,827
ever since I reached ages eight and up.
278
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,163
Yeah. So I'll see you at dinner.
279
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,081
I got to get to the mower show.
280
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,875
(chuckles)
You can't leave now.
281
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,668
- You are my coach.
-(boggle cubes rattling)
282
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:28,836
I need you.
283
00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,797
You of all people should understand,
I am at state.
284
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,175
This is my moment.
285
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,676
You know, when I close my eyes,
286
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,845
I see myself in the winner's circle.
287
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,639
And you are right there next to me.
288
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,974
My coach, my man.
289
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,268
And we drive back to Arlen
290
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,020
with that big-ass Boggle trophy
291
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,897
mounted on the hood of your old truck
292
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,273
like some beautiful
293
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:52,526
gold-plated, bare-breasted
Rolls Royce Angel.
294
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,527
(boggle cubes rattling)
295
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,529
Well, when I close my eyes,
296
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,740
I see myself at the mower show,
297
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,116
and you're there, too.
298
00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:02,286
Like some beauty queen of yore
299
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:06,374
wearing a fur coat and a gold, uh, hat.
300
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,126
Oh, all right, I'll stay.
301
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,545
MAN (on speaker): Coaches, please
clear the gaming floor!
302
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,630
Oh, I forgot.
303
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,424
Coaches have to watch
from a closed-circuit TV room.
304
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,009
Hold my purse?
305
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,680
(light music)
306
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,515
(engine revving)
307
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,933
(squeaks)
308
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,189
(fast-paced light music)
309
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,030
(squeaks)
310
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:38,948
(gasps)
311
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,033
Well, hello, patches.
312
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,786
You must be here for your boggle lesson.
313
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,995
(chattering in distance)
314
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,206
MAN (on speaker):
Bogglers, take your marks!
315
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,791
(rattling)
316
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:49,709
Hoo-yeah.
317
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,836
(rattling continues)
318
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,254
(beep)
319
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,756
-(beeping)
-(suspenseful music)
320
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,137
-(sighs)
-(tense music)
321
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:05,599
(gasps)
322
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,017
PEGGY: Um.
323
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,811
-(beeping)
-(gasps)
324
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,396
(buzzes)
325
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,732
Hmm.
326
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,442
The vowel cubes are running cold.
327
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,279
Coach's note.
It's a good day for "Sometimes y."
328
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,530
Hey, Cobb,
329
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,908
For 7.50, I can ride the mower that cut
the grassy knoll.
330
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:23,826
Shh!
331
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:28,372
"Patina," "Pendant,"
"Panoply," and "Lobster."
332
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,542
Cissy Cobb, 73 points.
333
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,961
Peggy Hill, your words, please.
334
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:34,962
Um...
335
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,338
Dang?
336
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,923
(laughing)
337
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,842
"Dang" is not a word.
338
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,719
That's just some backwoods patois.
339
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,180
Winner, Cissy Cobb.
340
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,307
73 to zero.
341
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,391
Dang.
342
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,309
(somber music)
343
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,519
(sobbing)
344
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,107
I am so stupid.
345
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,985
Ah, you're not stupid.
346
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,361
Heck. You're smarter than me.
347
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,405
(sobbing continues)
Oh, big deal.
348
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,075
Well, you're smarter
than anyone else in Arlen.
349
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,536
Well, whoop de doo.
350
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,248
I am the smartest Hillbilly
in Hillbilly town.
351
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,958
(whimpers)
352
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,752
I... I'm trying, Peggy.
353
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,588
I just... Hey, you know,
coach used to say something
354
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,882
that would fire us up when we were behind.
355
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,801
Yeah, what?
356
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,552
Loser! You're a loser!
357
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,596
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
358
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,807
Well, you should be, 'cause you are dirt!
359
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,975
You make me sick, you big baby!
360
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,602
- Baby want a bottle?
-(Peggy sobbing)
361
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,686
A big dirt bottle?
362
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,189
(sobbing)
Why are you yelling at me?
363
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,192
Uh, well, I'm trying to be your coach.
364
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,568
I... It's...
365
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,238
- It's inspiring.
- Well, thank you
366
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:45,199
'cause I feel worse than ever.
367
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,284
Well, it worked for the team.
368
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,036
PEGGY: No, it didn't.
369
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,579
You went to State and lost.
370
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,540
- Aw, geez.
-(chicken cackles)
371
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,209
I think I need one of those
eight dollar beers.
372
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,879
(light music)
373
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,214
PEGGY: You were right, Hank.
374
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,715
I am a loser.
375
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,719
I am 255 out of 256.
376
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,138
Oh, come on now.
You're still doing better than...
377
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,850
Uh, boggle playing chicken.
378
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,601
(grumbles)
379
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:15,771
(sighs)
380
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,607
MAN: Coaches,
please clear the gaming floor.
381
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,234
Well, I guess that's my cue.
382
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,819
You want me to hold your purse?
383
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,822
Fine. This shouldn't
take very long anyway.
384
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:30,035
BILL: Wow. Would you look at this place.
385
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,788
I feel like... the pretty woman.
386
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,747
Mm-hmm.
387
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,500
Uh, Hank...
388
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,002
Oh, hi guys.
389
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,169
Uh...
(coughs)
390
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,170
(clears throat)
391
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,672
What are you doing with that purse?
392
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,090
I'm holding it for Peggy.
393
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,718
- Uh-huh.
-(squeaks)
394
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,678
Come on, man, we're missing
the mower show.
395
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,929
Let's go.
396
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,602
Well, maybe tomorrow.
397
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,270
What's going on here, Hank?
398
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,814
I've got a pretty good dang ol' idea
what's going on.
399
00:14:58,939 --> 00:14:59,940
I'll tell you what, man...
400
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,859
(imitates whipping)
401
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,153
Two days ago, you were like a little boy.
402
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,488
All excited about the mower show.
403
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,950
Now, you're this strange man
holding a purse.
404
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,243
Which is it, Hank?
405
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,912
Are you some kind of man
406
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,538
or are you a little boy?
407
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,832
I am still a little boy, dammit!
408
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,460
And I'm still excited
about going to the mower show.
409
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,711
Come on, let's go.
410
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,466
Hmm. Mm-mmm.
(gasps)
411
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,052
(buzzes)
412
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,804
Winner, Peggy Hill.
413
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,348
Oh, I don't believe it.
414
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,350
You played a great game.
415
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,436
(clucking)
416
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,690
MAN (on speaker): And on display
in booth 5, the blade from sling blade!
417
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:48,197
"Liberace's Mower, no flash photography"
418
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,323
(clicking)
419
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,991
-(camera shutter clicks)
-(all groan)
420
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,994
(clattering)
421
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,708
BOBBY: Are you sure you
can get that ring out?
422
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,752
Look, I can't afford any more screw-ups.
423
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,923
I just spent my last dollar
on deodorizing carpet sealant.
424
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:06,840
(hissing)
425
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,676
What color is that?
426
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,803
Is that eggshell-white?
427
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,305
It's got to be Swiss-coffee!
428
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,641
Oh, baby.
429
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:16,850
(clinks)
430
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,936
-(whirring)
- DALE: Oh, man.
431
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:19,937
Whew!
432
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,439
(whirring)
433
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,236
(fast-paced light music)
434
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,445
(rattling)
435
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,030
Winner, Peggy Hill.
436
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,323
(rattling)
437
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,659
- Winner, Peggy Hill.
-(crowd cheering)
438
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,910
(rattling)
439
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,329
Winner, Peggy Hill.
440
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,497
(crowd cheering)
441
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,707
I did it.
442
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,749
Guess what, Hank.
443
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,751
We are going to the finals.
444
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,712
(somber music)
445
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,715
Whew. Look at ol' Boomhauer.
446
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,300
Rollin' and dodgin' and such.
447
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,218
(beeping)
448
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,262
BOOMHAUER: Dang! Some...
Pick up that dang ol' rock!
449
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,973
I'll tell you, I haven't had this much fun
450
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,267
since our last football road trip.
451
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,476
BILL: Remember?
452
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,936
When we went to State?
453
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,605
You know, Peg was there. Remember?
454
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,441
Yeah, I remember.
455
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:09,111
Cheering her heart out
when we were down 28 to nothing.
456
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,783
(sighs)
457
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,744
Man, this dang ol' piece of crap.
458
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,538
Dang ol' locked up get that grass
out of there, that...
459
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:20,914
(Boomhauer screams)
460
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,249
I ain't got no fingers!
461
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:24,877
I'm sorry, Peggy.
462
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,420
We have to start the finals.
463
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,464
Okay, as soon as I find my husband.
464
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,715
I mean, coach.
465
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,967
He's probably just refilling my rosin bag.
466
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,469
CISSY: Oh, don't kid yourself.
467
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,388
He's probably just too embarrassed
to watch me beat you again.
468
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,723
PEGGY: Cissy cobb?
469
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,435
That's right, patches.
470
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,687
Looks like it's you and me in the finals.
471
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,272
(laughs)
472
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,608
Uh, Hank.
473
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,903
BRENT: Hello and welcome to the Texas
State Boggle Championships.
474
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,154
We're coming to you live
475
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,448
on the Dallas Grand Plaza
Hospitality channel.
476
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,949
I'm Brent Steele and with me
477
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,535
is Boggle Grandmaster Alexi Gulgarin.
478
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,620
Thanks, Brent.
479
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,622
This should be a great final match.
480
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,999
Two great bogglers,
only one will be winner.
481
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,876
All right, it's going to be best of three.
482
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:06,960
I want a clean game.
483
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:07,961
No foreign words.
484
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,005
No foreign objects. Shake.
485
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,049
-(rattling)
-(thumps)
486
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,134
(suspenseful music)
487
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,552
PEGGY: Oh, Hank.
488
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,931
STEEL: Cissy Cobb is off
to an excellent start. in round one.
489
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,474
ALEXI: Peggy Hill hesitated.
490
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,850
That's going to cost her
491
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,477
At least a four letter word.
492
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,854
STEEL: Ooh, there goes
Peggy Hill's pencil.
493
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,064
Oh.
494
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,107
ALEXI: With no coach
495
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,858
She's really at a disadvantage.
496
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,319
-(suspenseful music)
-(blows)
497
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,946
STEEL: Incredible!
498
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,990
What a scrapper. What a save!
499
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,200
(buzzes)
500
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,828
STEEL: The players will now read
their word lists
501
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:41,995
starting with Peggy Hill.
502
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,080
(clears throat)
503
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:48,752
Sad, abandon, abandons, bad, man...
504
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,921
-(car approaching)
-(tires screeches)
505
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,552
STEEL: We're in the final round
506
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,179
of this championship match
And Peggy Hill is far behind.
507
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,472
Peggy.
508
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,476
ALEXI: Peggy Hill is down
to her last pencil.
509
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,229
She has no more pencils in reserve.
510
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,149
Everything rides on this pencil.
511
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,150
(suspenseful music)
512
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,192
(clacks)
513
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,694
STEEL: Ah. This is awful.
514
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,988
I think it's all over for Peggy Hill.
515
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,574
(gasps)
516
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,202
(light music)
517
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,329
Hank, where the hell have you been?
518
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,331
It doesn't matter where I've been.
519
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,417
I figured out where I should be.
520
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,712
Now, let's show 'em
how we play boggle in Arlen.
521
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,755
Whatever you say, coach.
522
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,926
Hoo-yeah!
523
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,308
(light upbeat music)
524
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,774
(cracks)
525
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,069
(clatters)
526
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,946
(light upbeat music continues)
527
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,532
(clinks)
528
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,909
(buzzes)
529
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,161
STEEL: Peggy Hill was writing up a storm
530
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,746
But will it be enough?
531
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:10,083
Caviar, chincHilla, harpsichord.
532
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,879
CROWD: Ooh.
533
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,380
ALEXI: What confidence.
534
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:20,010
She wrote "Harpsichord,"
but not "Harp" and not "Chord."
535
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,471
Oh, a very bold gambit.
536
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,431
(clears throat)
537
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,517
Fish, fishes, slaw...
538
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,102
STEEL: Peggy Hill is using
539
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,520
the opposite strategy.
540
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,731
A long list of short words
to narrow the gap.
541
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:36,944
Churn, churns, apron, aprons...
542
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,153
She needs ten more points.
543
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,197
And she only has one word remaining.
544
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,242
Ain't?
545
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,035
(laughs)
546
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,912
Ain't is not a word.
547
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,829
I win!
548
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,665
(all gasp)
549
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,167
It ain't "Ain't," Cissy Cobb.
550
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,670
The word is "Acquaintanceship."
551
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,546
As in "It was not my pleasure
552
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,257
to make your acquaintanceship."
553
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,341
I win.
554
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,260
(crowd cheering)
555
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,136
STEEL: What an incredible upset!
556
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,847
Peggy Hill is the new
Texas State Boggle champion!
557
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,392
Now, back to a description
of hotel fire safety procedures
558
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,309
with Chuck Mangione.
559
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,852
You did it, Peggy. You did it.
560
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:11,895
Just like you said.
561
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,146
You're in the winner's circle.
562
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,982
And you are right beside me, Hank.
563
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,108
(Cissy sobbing)
564
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,318
Loser! You're a loser!
565
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,778
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
566
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,196
Well, you should be!
567
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,699
You know, there's something
coach said he would do
568
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,492
if we ever won the big game.
569
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,703
Oh, yeah? What's that?
570
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:29,997
Mmm.
571
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,083
(Peggy moans, chuckles)
572
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,842
{\an8}- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
-(whirring)
573
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,136
{\an8}My parents are going to be home
any minute!
574
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,764
{\an8}What the hell is going on here?
575
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,016
{\an8}BOTH: Huh?
576
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,309
{\an8}(all gasp)
577
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,479
{\an8}This party is officially over!
578
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,858
{\an8}You kids get out of here
before I call your parents.
579
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,862
{\an8}I don't know how
you two could be so irresponsible.
580
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,530
{\an8}You are both grounded.
581
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,407
{\an8}What were you thinking?
582
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,534
{\an8}You've got school tomorrow.