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{\an8}Yep.
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{\an8}Yep.
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{\an8}Yup.
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{\an8}Hello?
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Okay, slow down.
It sounds like you're drunk.
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Oh, you are drunk.
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{\an8}Do you have a designated driver?
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{\an8}Oh, you are the designated driver.
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{\an8}Okay, just text me the address
and I'll be right there.
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{\an8}Who was that? Peggy?
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{\an8}Peggy's in our house.
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{\an8}Why would she call me
to be a designated driver?
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{\an8}I don't know, she's your wife.
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- It was Joe Jack.
- Who?
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{\an8}You remember.
Joe Jack, from Strickland Propane.
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{\an8}Talkin' 'bout ol' Booda Sack,
and Enrique,
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{\an8}and then you got 'em
dang ol' Joe Jack, man, who...
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"Hey, Honey."
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{\an8} Oh!
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{\an8}Joe Jack.
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{\an8}I haven't seen
or heard from him in years.
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{\an8}- It's weird that he called me.
- Well, it's not weird to me, Hank.
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You're the first one
I'd call if I was drunk.
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- Hank?
- Yeah?
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I'm drunk.
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{\an8}I gotta go pick up Joe Jack.
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{\an8}I'll drive ya, Hank!
We need more beer!
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{\an8} No, Bill.
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Joe Jack... fellas...
what's going on?
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Sorry I had to bring you here
under false pretenses, Honey.
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We're all drunk, Hank!
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We're depressed about what's goin' on
at Strickland Propane.
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But how can you be depressed
when you work with propane?
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Both of ya better sit down, Honey.
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You really are plastered, Joe Jack.
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Hank, Strickland is fixing to go under.
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Got dangit.
How could Buck let this happen?
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Well, that's why we called you.
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Can you talk to Buck?
You're the only person he'll listen to.
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We know this is a big ask,
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considerin' how everything
went down when you... you know.
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Fellas, it's okay.
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Buck and I have had dealings
since I've been back.
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We just have an unspoken agreement
to bury our feelings
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and to never mention... that day.
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Uh, can you excuse me for a second?
I need to use the restroom.
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What did I tell you?
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Buy him a drink first,
and then mention that day.
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Sorry, Honeys.
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Excuse me, can I borrow a cigarette?
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Borrow?
You mean bum?
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No, maybe.
See, I'm not a smoker,
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but all of a sudden,
I feel like havin' a cigarette.
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Careful.
That's how I got started.
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And ten years later,
I have a porn addiction.
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I don't think that has anything
to do with-- never mind.
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You taste the meat, but not the heat.
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That's the Strickland guarantee.
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Hey, everybody!
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Hank just sold his 2,000th grill!
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- Yeah!
- Woo-hoo.
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- Attaboy, Hank.
- Slam dunk!
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Thanks, but the Vogner
Char-King Imperial sells itself.
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There's no need to make a fuss.
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What am I supposed to do with this?!
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Yep, four of a kind
beats three of a kind.
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Alright, bye.
Sorry!
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That was my bastard son, Ray Roy.
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He's gettin' ready
for a business meetin'.
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Sounds like you gave him
good advice, sir.
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You wanted to see me?
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Hank, you and I go way back.
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Now, I could tell the moment
you measured my inseam
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five times at the Jean Barn
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that your attention to detail
made you a perfect fit
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for the propane bid-ness.
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Can't thank you enough
for givin' me the opportunity, sir.
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It's been a wild ride.
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It certainly has, ol' top.
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That's why I think it's time
to let someone else
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take over the reins
of Strickland Propane.
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So, in a couple of days,
I'm gonna make an announcement.
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I just wanted you to know first.
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Well, I'm honored, sir.
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But I gotta say,
it's not gonna be the same without you.
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Save your butt-smoochin'
for the announcement.
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Yes, sir.
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And thank you.
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You know ol' Buck
will always take care of ya.
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I know, sir.
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Hello?
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No, Ray Roy, those shapes
on the cards is diamonds!
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You are going to be a manager?!
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That means I will be the first lady
of Strickland Propane.
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Well, it's not official yet.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Although, I may splurge and buy myself
a new pair of work jeans.
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Oh, Hank,
I was so excited by your news,
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that I almost forgot to tell you
not to kill Bobby.
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- Why would I kill Bobby?
- Hey, Dad.
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Can I borrow the truck?
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Only if you're driving
directly to the barbershop
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to shave your head.
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Mom! Ugh!
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You said you'd talk to him first!
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Peggy, you're okay with this?
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He is a 16-year-old.
He is expressing himself.
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When I was 16, we expressed ourselves
by listening to our parents.
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Well, say goodbye to any chance
of getting a summer job.
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No one's gonna wanna hire someone
who looks like a pilot light.
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You know who has blue hair
and doesn't have a problem making money?
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Jungkook from BTS!
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If Joan-Cook from PBS jumped off
a bridge, would you follow her?
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Mom! Ugh!
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That boy will never be right.
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Okay, listen up.
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Propane is a young man's game.
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And what with this
Me Too movement in California,
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I think it's the right time for me
to take a step back.
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We know it's Hank.
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Ray Roy, get your butt out here.
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Ladies and gents, this is your new
Strickland Propane...
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...manager!
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Manager! Manager!
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Thank you, Daddy.
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Sir, I thought Ray Roy was running
Strickland North across town.
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Well, that went tits up!
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But, it's because he didn't have
someone like you, Hank,
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to help him run the joint.
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But you said you were
gonna take care of me, sir.
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I am.
You gonna be Ray Roy's number two.
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See, that's what you do best, Hank.
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You're a natural lieutenant.
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If you weren't here, hell,
I wouldn't trust Ray Roy
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to pour piss out of a boot
if the instructions was on the heel!
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But, sir, I've been here 20 years.
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I only came in late once,
and that was the day Bobby was born.
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Exactly!
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You're my ace in the hole, Hank,
my linchpin.
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Yeah! And now you're my linchpin,
whatever that means.
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With all due respect, sir,
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giving the business to him
is like givin' a gun to a monkey,
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or-- or worse, a Ray Roy.
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Hey, I'm your boss now.
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The only thing this "monkey"
will be firing is you,
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if you don't watch your step.
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- Huh?
- Mm.
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Well, let me save you the trouble there,
because I quit.
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No need to be like that, ol' top.
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Yeah, just face the facts.
Blood's thicker than propane.
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Actually, it's not.
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Propane's four-point-two
pounds per gallon,
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blood is half that.
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- It is?
- No.
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Only a monkey or a Ray Roy
would fall for that.
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It's the end of an era, Honey.
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What's goin' on, Mom?
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Your father has called a family meeting
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to announce that he will be running
Strickland Propane as a manager.
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You did not hear it from me.
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So remember, Bobby, act surprised.
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Peggy, Bobby, I quit Strickland Propane.
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Dad, that's great!
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Manager?
I'm so proud of you!
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No, Bobby, he said he quit.
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Oh. Sorry, Dad.
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I was focused on my part.
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Can you give it to me again,
from the top?
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Hank, what happened?
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Buck gave my job to Ray Roy.
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Ray Roy?!
Didn't you once say
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he used propane to fill balloons
at a children's party?
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Uh-huh.
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But I don't blame Buck,
I blame myself.
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I just saw red.
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I heard someone say "I quit,"
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and then I realized
that someone was me.
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I guess I was in denial
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about how much I really
wanted to be manager.
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Well, while you figure out
what is next for Hank Hill,
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your son and I will pick up the slack.
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Bobby, it's time for you
to be man of the house.
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What?
There's no need for that.
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I've been outta work
for less than an hour.
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Mom, listen to Dad.
I don't want to be a man.
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First thing in the morning,
you are going out to find a job.
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It is time for you to nut up, Bobby Hill.
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No one needs to "nut up,"
especially Bobby.
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I have 20 years' experience
in propane and propane accessories.
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I'll find a job.
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Just to clarify,
do I still have to nut up?
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Okay, Hank,
you can come work for me
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as an assistant exterminator.
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But fair warning,
I'm a hard-nosed boss
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that doesn't tolerate slackers.
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It's 11:00 a.m., and you're in the alley
drinking beer, Dale.
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That's why I desperately need
an assistant, to help me find work.
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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So, what are you gonna do, Hank?
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Well, there's only one
other propane game in town,
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and I'm never gonna work for
"the man who shall remain nameless."
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Thatherton!
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Last time I said his name,
you kicked my butt.
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But apparently, it's a one-way street
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when it comes to butt-kickings.
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I haven't had to apply
for a job in over 20 years.
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What's the best bond of paper
to print a resume on?
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Paper, man?
What are you talkin' 'bout?
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You gotta get on ol' LinkedIn, man.
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{\an8}Gotta just upload that, um, info, man,
just, and boom.
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Boomhauer, you set your minimum salary
at $400,000 a year?
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Hey, man, talkin' 'bout
I'm dang ol' worth it, man.
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We should mention
you received a "Blue Flame of Valor,"
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and that you were
"Propane Salesman of the Year"
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for three years running.
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Peggy, I don't want to come across
as a braggart.
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And I wouldn't wanna work
for a company that would hire one.
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Oh, Hank, everyone knows
the truest sign of humility is bragging.
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And I am the humblest.
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Done.
And now... we wait.
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Be patient, Hank.
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A job does not suddenly
just walk through the door.
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Guess who got a job
at Whataburger?
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You're lookin' at their new grill cook.
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What?
But how could you?
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You're-- you're dressed
like a Korean pop dancer.
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The manager was also a K-pop fan.
He has pink hair.
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We watched a whole BTS concert
on his laptop during my interview.
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- Oh, God.
- I start tonight.
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Dad, can you give me a lift
to my shift?
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♪ Workin' nine to five ♪
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♪ Easy way to make a livin' ♪
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♪ And there's somethin', somethin' ♪
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♪ About givin' ♪
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I bet he's fired
before the end of his shift.
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Nothing?
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I'd even consider a job in...
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...alternative energy.
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Hank, we should do
a project together
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while you wait for a propane offer!
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Maybe even start our own business.
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A business?
Like what?
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I have always pictured us
opening a school
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for magical children.
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- You mean gifted?
- Nope.
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Mom, Dad, I got my first paycheck!
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Now, I know you guys
are worried about money,
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so I thought I'd help out.
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00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,235
Wait, who said we were
worried about money?
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Mr. Souphanousinphone.
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And then, he laughed.
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Well, he's wrong.
We're not worried about money.
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- Yet.
- Dad, no, I insist.
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Feel free to use that
to cover the mortgage.
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And if there's anything left over,
buy yourselves something nice.
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Well, that is very sweet, Bobby.
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But this check would not cover
one night in a Super 8 motel,
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or-- or even a regular 8 motel.
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Yeah, maybe let it grow up some
before you worry about chipping in.
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Um, I'm the only one
with a job in this house.
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Well, well, well,
look who came crawlin' back
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lookin' for a job.
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Enough small talk, Thatherton.
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Are you offerin' me one or not?
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Well, I could always use someone
with your experience here.
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But before we shake on it,
you gotta give me
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all the dirt on Strickland
and how he runs his business.
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Finally, we can take Buck down together.
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Sorry, M.F., I won't do that.
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Even after you quit
and he gave your job to his bastard son?
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Dammit.
You have morals, Hank.
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But I'll hire you anyway.
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I could really use another number two.
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What do you mean, another number two?
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I'm the number one number two.
Remember that!
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You'd really be
the number one number two.
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I... I got ears!
I heard that!
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There can only be one
number one number two.
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And that's me!
You're the number two number two!
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Hey!
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Hanging up the sign is my job!
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The number one number two
hangs the signs!
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Okay, before we kill the termites,
we need to understand them.
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Lesson one,
the termites' reproduction cycle.
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After a passionate night
of fertilization--
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I quit.
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Hank, you got a message
on your LinkedIn profile!
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You have an interview
for a propane job in Houston.
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See, Peggy?
I told you my years of experience
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- would speak for itself.
- About that...
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Hank, do not get mad,
but I took the liberty
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of making some slight
adjustments to your profile.
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Conversational French?
Hang gliding?
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And you removed "assistant."
Peggy, they'll think I'm a manager.
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00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:47,302
Hank, I know you are more
than qualified to be a manager.
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Now, they know that too.
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But the question is, do you know it?
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Peggy, I'm off to Houston.
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There goes the best
Dead Bug employee I ever had,
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including myself.
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{\an8}
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Mr. Hill, we're ready for you now.
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Merci beaucoup.
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00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,708
Leftover hot dogs, Ladybird.
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00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:22,796
Ladybird and I were so anxious,
we decided to clean out the fridge.
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00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,882
I think I found Bobby's
seventh-grade science project.
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00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,093
Or maybe it was just a bowl of old gravy.
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00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,636
Well, how did it go?
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00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:34,015
Peggy, Ladybird, they offered me
a long-term job contract.
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With bonuses and a retirement plan.
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Oh, Hank, that is so great!
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And do not worry.
We will adjust to Houston!
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There may be some
culture shock at first--
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Peggy, the job's not in Houston.
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It's in... Saudi Arabia.
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00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,702
Please tell me that's what
they're calling El Paso now.
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00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:59,249
Okay, let's review the pros
and the cons of Saud-i Arabia.
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First con, it is in Saud-i Arabia.
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Yes, but pro, I get to spread
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the gospel of propane to the Middle East.
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00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:12,512
However, it means leaving Texas,
the only home we've ever known.
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But pro, I can teach English
and Español to Saud-i Arabians.
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But con, women can't drive
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outside the Aramco base in Saudi Arabia.
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Although, half the traffic.
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Pro, ever since I saw
Lawrence of Arabia as a little girl,
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I always wanted to ride a camel.
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00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:35,035
Hank, so far,
the cons do not outweigh the pros.
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Con, I'd still only be
an assistant manager.
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00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,000
And another con,
we'd be leaving our friends behind.
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But pro, one of them is Kahn.
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00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:48,840
But con-- and this is the biggest con
of them all-- what about Bobby?
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Oh, yeah. Bobby.
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00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:55,764
He would be leaving behind Connie,
and Joseph, and all his other friends.
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00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,725
- Bobby has other friends?
- No, he does not.
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00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,268
I was just being generous.
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00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,939
Peggy, I hate to say it,
but we need to have an adult conversation
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00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,359
with a boy who still watches cartoons
about a sponge.
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00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:27,087
Two doubles and a Junior with no cheese,
up and ready to go.
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00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,839
This must be Jacob's order.
'Sup, Jacob?
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00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,841
- Can I get some--
- Honey mustard?
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00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:35,011
You got it.
Puttin' two extra in your takeout bag,
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00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,430
because I know you're a big dipper.
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00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,515
Whoa!
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00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,935
I've never seen Bobby
"in the zone" before,
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00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,437
except when he's napping.
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00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,399
Don't worry about the food.
It's on me.
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00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,985
I get a 50% discount.
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00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,195
So, what'd you wanna talk about?
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00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:56,032
Must be important,
it's the second family meeting in a month.
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00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,286
- Wait! Is Mom pregnant?
- What? No!
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00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,623
I, uh, I got a job offer in Saudi Arabia.
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00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,294
Saudi Arabia?
Where Lawrence is from?
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00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,130
- Uh-huh.
- Well, that's great, Dad.
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00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,883
So... wait, does that mean
you'll be leaving us?
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00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,260
No, Bobby.
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00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,680
We would all have to move
to Saudi Arabia, as a family.
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00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,683
Oh, I don't want to do that.
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00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,351
I understand, son.
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00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,646
I'll call Aramco and tell 'em
I'm not takin' the job.
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00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,106
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,609
You guys should go,
but I can't leave now.
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00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,904
I have just figured out
what I want to do with my life.
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00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,198
I wanna work in the restaurant business!
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00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,951
I love food, I love people,
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00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,454
and I love people eating my food.
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00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,040
I finally found my propane, Dad.
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00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,375
And propane accessories!
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00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,170
Bobby, we cannot let you stay here, alone.
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00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,463
You would die.
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00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,006
Plus, you need to finish high school.
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00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:57,177
Mom, I promise I'll finish school
and that I won't die.
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00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:59,971
I can live with Luanne,
Lucky, and Gracie.
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00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,973
You are their favorite babysitter.
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00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,726
And I promise, we'll Skype every day.
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00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,227
I can visit you!
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00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,438
Mom, Dad, I can do this.
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00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,610
I gotta get back to work.
We'll talk about this more at home.
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00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,737
Relax, enjoy your meal,
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00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:19,075
and I'll go get you
some hot apple pies to go.
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00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,077
Am I feeling... pride?
381
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,205
I guess our boy
has finally nutted up, Hank.
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00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,374
I guess so.
383
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,794
Oh, no.
You know who won't take this well?
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00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,547
Hank, Peggy!
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00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,424
Come in.
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00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,136
What an unexpected surprise.
387
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,723
No!
388
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,366
Okay, fellas.
I'll talk to Buck for ya.
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00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,161
Knew we could count on you, Honey.
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00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,248
Have a seat, ol' top.
Can I get you somethin' to drink?
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00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,542
This isn't a social call, sir.
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00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,253
What I have to say
is best said while standing.
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00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,214
I'm here on behalf
of Joe Jack, Booda Sack--
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00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,007
Say no more, let me guess.
395
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,719
They're tellin' you the company
is goin' "bankrupt,"
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00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,597
and it's all because
of "my bastard son," Ray Roy.
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00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,892
Well, guess what, Hank?
They're right!
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00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,146
Got dangit, Buck.
How could you let it get this bad?
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00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,524
You can't treat your staff like this.
That's why I quit.
400
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,861
They're the victims here,
not to mention propane.
401
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,905
That gas has been nothing
but good to you, sir.
402
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,407
I know!
403
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:45,326
But I can't fire him, Hank.
I've tried!
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00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,497
Ray Roy's my kryptonite,
and he's my only family.
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00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,875
Well, that's where you're wrong, Buck.
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00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:55,879
I worked for Aramco,
the largest oil producer in the world.
407
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,215
But Strickland Propane had something
Aramco didn't have,
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00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,508
family.
409
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,010
Ray Roy isn't your legacy,
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00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,387
the whole Strickland Propane team is.
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00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,974
You've gotta nut up
and fire Ray Roy, Buck.
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00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,393
You're right, ol' top.
413
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,895
Can you do it for me?
414
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,646
I don't work for you now, sir.
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00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,566
- And I never will again.
- Please, Hank, please!
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00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,319
Save our family, huh?
Be the daddy!
417
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,155
I-- I know I did ya wrong, but come back!
418
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,656
You be the daddy!
419
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,242
Please, be the daddy!
420
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:30,414
Have some respect,
and stop kissing my shoes.
421
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,292
You said no? To Buck?
422
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,127
Uh-huh.
423
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,713
Buck Strickland?
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00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,799
Well, good.
425
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,176
I know that that was hard
for you to do, Hank,
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00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,719
seeing how you love propane
427
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,389
- almost as much as you love me.
- Yep.
428
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,225
Well, what the heck did Buck expect?
429
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:53,228
He should have promoted you
back when he had the chance.
430
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,980
Well, the way I look at it, Peggy,
we never would've gone
431
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,316
to Saudi Arabia
and secured our nest egg,
432
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,443
Bobby wouldn't have found his passion,
433
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,655
and-- and you wouldn't have had
a chance to ride two camels.
434
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:08,159
And I met a prince,
who I am pretty sure fell in love with me.
435
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,577
Mm-hmm.
436
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,665
We better step on it.
437
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,001
Bobby said he'd only hold
our reservation for 15 minutes.
438
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:20,713
You'd think he would give us more time,
seeing that I gave birth to him.
439
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,510
Hank, you sure
you wanna turn down here?
440
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,512
We always go the long way, ever since--
441
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:31,266
It's okay, Peggy.
That chapter's finally closed.
442
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,059
I'm just Hank Hill, citizen,
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00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,021
driving past a local propane business.
444
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,732
Sickland?!
445
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,944
What twisted bastard
thought that'd be funny?
446
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,113
Well, maybe it's supposed
to be a good thing.
447
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,532
I hear "sick" means cool.
448
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,868
That storage unit needs to be locked up!
449
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,370
That's a blatant code violation!
450
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,790
It's like a gotdang horror movie.
451
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:59,294
- You're going inside, aren't you?
- Yeah, you're right, Peggy.
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00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,838
I should.
453
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,550
Bwah! Is that urine?
454
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,176
In the showroom?
455
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,105
Is he dead?
456
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,692
I didn't know she was your wife!
457
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,403
- Peggy.
- I understand.
458
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,204
Shouldn't it say "owner," Hank?
459
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,041
You bought 51% of the company.
460
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,918
Yes, but that would be bragging.
461
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,587
It ain't trickin' if you got it.
462
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,968
♪ Down on Mainstreet ♪
463
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,012
Welcome back, Honey.
464
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,308
Hank Hill, assistant--
uh, Hank Hill,
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00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:58,269
manager and owner
of Strickland Propane.
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00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,979
How can I help ya?
467
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,274
Bill? How drunk are you?
468
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,129
- ♪ Yee-haw! ♪
- ♪ Wa-hoo! ♪
469
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:51,406
It is time for you to nut up, Bobby Hill!