1 00:00:26,439 --> 00:00:28,111 "Life is never what is seems..." 2 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:30,071 "we always searching in our dreams..." 3 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,192 "to find that little castle in the air" 4 00:00:33,639 --> 00:00:35,676 "When worry starts to cloud the mind..." 5 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:40,396 "it's hard to leave it all behind and pretend you haven't a care." 6 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,919 "There's someone else in your imagination..." 7 00:00:44,761 --> 00:00:47,833 "you wish you were standing in their shoes." 8 00:00:48,401 --> 00:00:51,393 "You'd change your life without much hesitation." 9 00:00:52,081 --> 00:00:55,391 "But would you if you really had to choose?" 10 00:00:55,561 --> 00:00:58,519 "So don't look around..." 11 00:00:58,882 --> 00:01:02,477 "get your feet on the ground." 12 00:01:02,682 --> 00:01:06,118 "It's much better by far..." 13 00:01:06,322 --> 00:01:09,599 "to be just as you are." 14 00:01:10,643 --> 00:01:13,794 "For the other man's grass is always greener." 15 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:17,481 "The sun shines brighter on the other side." 16 00:01:17,963 --> 00:01:21,559 "For the other man's grass is always greener." 17 00:01:21,683 --> 00:01:25,073 "Some are lucky, some are not." 18 00:01:25,364 --> 00:01:29,642 "Just be thankful for what you got." 19 00:02:16,768 --> 00:02:19,077 They are fucking dead. 20 00:02:20,128 --> 00:02:22,323 Fucking dead as fuck! 21 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,885 - How much you get, Mrs. Mort? - Hang on darling. 22 00:02:56,411 --> 00:02:58,562 It says here on the bottle... 23 00:02:58,692 --> 00:02:59,680 25. 24 00:02:59,811 --> 00:03:02,565 - Diazepans you wanted, wasn't it? - Right. 25 00:03:03,012 --> 00:03:05,924 BMW, fantastic Jeremy. 26 00:03:05,972 --> 00:03:07,291 Very comfy. 27 00:03:07,452 --> 00:03:10,286 - Company car, is it? - Oy. Probably. 28 00:03:10,572 --> 00:03:12,848 Now the boys have these with their cider, Charlie. 29 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,008 Diazepans they are. 30 00:03:14,053 --> 00:03:18,331 I knows that, but the kids likes it with cider. Good times, eh. 31 00:03:18,373 --> 00:03:20,364 Look at the dashboard on it. 32 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,124 12 quid. Alright, Mrs. Mort? 33 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,483 Thank you boys. 34 00:03:25,534 --> 00:03:29,209 Don't forget, there's a welcome for you both in choir practice. 35 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,643 Your father was a fine tenor. 36 00:03:31,975 --> 00:03:34,170 It'd be a shame to break the mold, isn't it? 37 00:03:36,334 --> 00:03:41,204 Boys, I was wondering if you could get me more of those mushrooms. 38 00:03:43,255 --> 00:03:45,053 - Mushrooms? - The magic ones. 39 00:03:45,295 --> 00:03:49,767 I sprinkles them on Charlie's fish. He gets a good relief from them. 40 00:03:50,376 --> 00:03:52,890 - We'll try. - Thank you, boys. 41 00:04:08,577 --> 00:04:10,057 What the fuck does that mean? 42 00:04:10,257 --> 00:04:11,611 - What? - That. 43 00:04:11,897 --> 00:04:14,014 Ambition is fucking critical. 44 00:04:14,377 --> 00:04:16,050 It says, "Ambition is Critical." 45 00:04:16,138 --> 00:04:17,618 There's no "fucking" in it. 46 00:04:19,578 --> 00:04:21,011 It's a play on words. 47 00:04:21,218 --> 00:04:22,936 - A What? - Dylan Thomas. 48 00:04:25,739 --> 00:04:27,570 The poet Dylan Thomas. 49 00:04:29,619 --> 00:04:32,532 He said "Swansea is the graveyard of ambition." 50 00:04:33,579 --> 00:04:34,568 And he was right. 51 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:38,771 - Did he right that? - No, the Council wrote that. 52 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:43,531 Or they probably employed another poet and he or she came up with that. 53 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,970 "Ambition is Critical." 54 00:04:48,341 --> 00:04:49,660 Three words. 55 00:04:50,741 --> 00:04:53,175 They got a poet to do three fucking words? 56 00:04:54,942 --> 00:04:57,660 You can have as many words as you like in a poem. It doesn't matter. 57 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:03,851 Is it supposed to be funny? 58 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:07,294 No, it's supposed to be clever. 59 00:05:08,263 --> 00:05:10,298 Dylan Thomas also called Swansea... 60 00:05:10,463 --> 00:05:12,340 "An ugly lovely town." 61 00:05:15,303 --> 00:05:16,656 I'd call it... 62 00:05:18,823 --> 00:05:21,258 A pretty shitty city. 63 00:05:23,224 --> 00:05:25,613 Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he? 64 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,655 At least mine fucking rhymes. 65 00:05:27,944 --> 00:05:33,257 Three words as well: "Pretty shitty city." 66 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,304 I fucking like that! 67 00:05:36,265 --> 00:05:37,539 Pretty shitty city. 68 00:05:37,585 --> 00:05:39,462 Three fucking words! I like that! 69 00:06:17,189 --> 00:06:20,180 Can you get headphones for that fucking thing. 70 00:06:20,229 --> 00:06:22,106 I can move on to book five now. 71 00:06:22,188 --> 00:06:24,578 Let Cantona in, Adie. There's a good girl! 72 00:06:25,029 --> 00:06:26,940 Don't "good girl" me, you fat bastard! 73 00:06:27,029 --> 00:06:28,018 I'm busy on my nails. 74 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,583 Why do you speak to him in Welsh? 75 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:44,551 You got him in Bristol! He can't understand a word. 76 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:46,189 What you go on today, Fatty? 77 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:49,343 A roofing hobble for Cartwright, at the club. 78 00:06:49,751 --> 00:06:52,709 - What's he paying? - Adie, don't bloody start. 79 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:55,510 - How much? - It's a little bit of cash. 80 00:06:55,751 --> 00:06:57,629 - It's no big deal. - What's he giving you? 81 00:06:57,672 --> 00:06:59,548 - 30. - 30? 82 00:07:00,072 --> 00:07:03,860 - Fucking charlatan! - You be careful up that roof, hear? 83 00:07:11,272 --> 00:07:13,912 Could you take us to Penclawdd Bowls Club, please? 84 00:07:13,993 --> 00:07:17,269 - Fuck off. I'm busy. - Righty oh. Thank you very much. 85 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,708 I won't keep you from a coal mine lads. 86 00:07:25,914 --> 00:07:26,903 Fuck me! 87 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,548 Everyone's got shoes on their fucking feet. 88 00:07:30,114 --> 00:07:31,593 Not a rugby ball in sight. 89 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:33,512 Yeah, I've been picking leeks all fucking morning. 90 00:07:33,594 --> 00:07:34,914 - Boyo. - Yeah. 91 00:07:35,274 --> 00:07:36,867 Welsh farmer counting sheep: 92 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,509 1, 2, 3. 5, 6, 7. 93 00:07:42,355 --> 00:07:44,073 - Alright? - Alright? 94 00:07:44,435 --> 00:07:48,509 - Alright? - No, I'm not alright. Thank you. 95 00:07:48,755 --> 00:07:50,872 What time do you call this coming home? 96 00:07:51,196 --> 00:07:53,585 Blinking carry on you call all this! 97 00:07:54,156 --> 00:07:57,228 - Cup of tea boys? - "Cup of tea boys?" 98 00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:00,030 It's not tea they wants, it's a fucking good hiding. 99 00:08:00,557 --> 00:08:02,309 Ask 'em who was kind enough... 100 00:08:02,517 --> 00:08:05,509 to lend them the two tone BWM they been driving through the night. 101 00:08:06,557 --> 00:08:08,992 - Go on, ask 'em. - Fuck off you nosey bitch! 102 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:11,074 - Charming! - Don't forget you two... 103 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,831 are seeing that probation fellow Monday. 104 00:08:14,198 --> 00:08:16,712 - Do you hear me? - Christ! 105 00:08:17,318 --> 00:08:19,513 He'll probably give 'em two weeks in Lanzarote. 106 00:08:19,879 --> 00:08:22,073 There's plenty of jeeps for them to knick over there. 107 00:08:22,439 --> 00:08:23,997 Look at the state of you! 108 00:08:24,039 --> 00:08:27,553 You can get into the bath now! The pair of you! 109 00:08:27,719 --> 00:08:28,708 And oy! 110 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:32,515 The bath is for washing in, not rinsing out your bong! 111 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:36,958 And this glue is for my submarine not putting up your noses. 112 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,714 Don't think I don't notice, 'cause I do. 113 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,351 Buy your own fucking glue. 114 00:08:42,401 --> 00:08:44,550 If you leave it hanging around the place all the time... 115 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,909 they're bound to take advantage. 116 00:08:47,441 --> 00:08:51,195 It's probably them models that got them on in it to start with. 117 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:53,354 You want a sausage, Adie? 118 00:08:53,401 --> 00:08:56,837 She'll be having plenty of sausage at the massage parlor. Ain't it Adie? 119 00:08:57,081 --> 00:08:58,400 Oy! Now cut it out! 120 00:08:58,762 --> 00:09:00,354 Adie is only a receptionist. 121 00:09:00,402 --> 00:09:03,360 And it's an executive health spa not a massage parlor. 122 00:09:06,602 --> 00:09:10,231 The choke-a-woof dog collar... 123 00:09:10,322 --> 00:09:12,075 Damn, I'm late! 124 00:09:14,843 --> 00:09:17,232 - Ta-ta love. - So long babes. 125 00:09:18,283 --> 00:09:20,672 And you two behave today now. 126 00:09:23,523 --> 00:09:24,922 Health spa! 127 00:09:28,004 --> 00:09:30,882 Well while that fat git is earning 30 quid a day up... 128 00:09:30,924 --> 00:09:32,916 Bryn Cartwright's roofing ladders... 129 00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:36,275 and you fucking vegetables are killing yourselves in nicked cars... 130 00:09:36,484 --> 00:09:38,396 I'm earning decent money. 131 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:41,598 So I can get out of this pit hole fucking dockyard. 132 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:45,323 You call that earning decent money? 133 00:09:45,566 --> 00:09:46,759 How much is a wank, Adie? 134 00:09:46,805 --> 00:09:47,795 Oy! 135 00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:52,234 Don't worry love, you can have a family discount. 136 00:09:52,486 --> 00:09:54,841 You'll have to find your wee little willies first though. 137 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:57,765 - Cut it out! - Cut it off, more like! 138 00:09:58,126 --> 00:10:00,436 Fuck off Adie! 139 00:10:00,646 --> 00:10:02,204 Coming. 140 00:10:03,327 --> 00:10:07,082 Christ! He's left his bloody dinner box again. 141 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,835 Take these sandwiches up to the club please. 142 00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:11,879 Feed Cantona, have a bath, and... 143 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:14,158 leave your father's glue alone. 144 00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:15,757 So long! 145 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:20,488 Big night on Friday: West Wales Semis. 146 00:10:20,648 --> 00:10:23,037 - Bring the Missus. - He knows 80 numbers solid now... 147 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,604 81 with "My Way" in fucking Welsh. 148 00:10:26,288 --> 00:10:27,960 What's your big number, Chip? 149 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:30,006 "Like a fucking Virgin"! 150 00:10:30,049 --> 00:10:31,881 Only one he know off by heart. 151 00:10:32,329 --> 00:10:34,797 No, there's a lot of mileage in this karaoke lark, Fatty. 152 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:38,327 Karaoke's killing the fucking Welsh choir music, Dai. 153 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:43,125 You can't beat a male voice choir. That's proper fucking singing. 154 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,928 Well, we're gonna be the karaoke kings. Right Dai? 155 00:10:47,571 --> 00:10:49,561 King and fucking queen more like! 156 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,848 What the fuck are you laughing at? Fucking twat! 157 00:11:01,131 --> 00:11:04,010 - Sorry Terry. We didn't see you. - Are you fucking blind, or what? 158 00:11:04,052 --> 00:11:06,282 Terry, you weren't fucking looking! 159 00:11:07,972 --> 00:11:11,965 - What the fuck are you laughing at? - I'm not laughing, Terry. Look. 160 00:11:14,532 --> 00:11:15,522 Fucking don't. 161 00:11:15,773 --> 00:11:17,001 You still on for this stuff, Dai? 162 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:19,009 - You got the gear? - You got the cash? 163 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:21,283 Up the club. See you there. 164 00:11:21,493 --> 00:11:23,405 - Hang on, Dai. - What? 165 00:11:24,054 --> 00:11:25,612 Put your seat belts on. 166 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,614 Clunk-click, every fucking trip. 167 00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:34,403 I said what's the best color top in the Premier League... 168 00:11:34,454 --> 00:11:36,012 and you said Man U black. 169 00:11:36,054 --> 00:11:38,285 And I fucking had you. 170 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:42,569 Right. You gotta do a toke under water and hold it five seconds. 171 00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:55,971 1, 2, 3, 4, 4 and a half. 172 00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:57,366 5. 173 00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:03,571 Alright. This will fucking have you. 174 00:12:03,617 --> 00:12:07,132 Why is it that some teams corner flags and halfway flags... 175 00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:10,328 are triangular and some are fucking square? 176 00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:13,327 Go on then. 177 00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:15,889 Never fucking get this one. 178 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,330 Fucking hell! I know this. 179 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:21,777 I fucking know it. 180 00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:25,015 It has something to do with... 181 00:12:25,058 --> 00:12:27,492 Premier and Endsleigh League stadium capacities. 182 00:12:28,099 --> 00:12:29,088 No, it's not. 183 00:12:30,219 --> 00:12:32,858 I know! If they've got square flags... 184 00:12:32,899 --> 00:12:35,015 the crowd knows they're on fucking telly. 185 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:36,608 Innit? 186 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:40,733 'Cause the square flags is like a telly. 187 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,130 Then the crowd can tell if the fucking game's on telly. 188 00:12:43,181 --> 00:12:45,250 You don't fucking know do you! You haven't got a fucking clue! 189 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:46,739 - Go on then! - It's because... 190 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:49,454 if you've won the FA cup... 191 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:52,373 that means you can have triangular flags on your fucking pitch... 192 00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,931 because you've won the fucking cup. 193 00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:56,979 And that is fucking right. 194 00:12:57,101 --> 00:13:01,617 That's why Cardiff has got triangles and Swansea has got fucking squares. 195 00:13:06,062 --> 00:13:08,816 So if Swansea wins the cup... 196 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,539 we gets triangular flags. 197 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,175 - Fuck off! - It's in the book. 198 00:13:17,223 --> 00:13:19,453 Come on. Ten fucking seconds! 199 00:13:28,903 --> 00:13:31,020 Nice bit of sheep dip, by the way. 200 00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:36,059 Here, you got a Versace down here, Taff. 201 00:13:36,345 --> 00:13:38,415 - No. - Kwik-Fit. 202 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,982 Right. Better catch a Choo-choo back to civilization. 203 00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:47,658 Be lucky. And if you can't be lucky, top yourself. 204 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:55,781 And if all else fails... 205 00:13:58,186 --> 00:13:59,744 try Wales. 206 00:14:00,387 --> 00:14:01,375 Fuck me! 207 00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:06,423 Two World Wars and one World Cup they won. 208 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,025 You'd never fucking believe it. 209 00:14:09,508 --> 00:14:11,100 - Prick. - Give us a look. 210 00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:13,663 - Come on man. - Wait. 211 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:16,984 - Come on. - Fucking murder you are, Terry. 212 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,548 Steady on, Terry. 213 00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:29,822 - That is a cheeky bit of Charlie. - Hang on. There's more than two. 214 00:14:30,189 --> 00:14:31,178 There's loads of them! 215 00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:36,224 There's half a fucking ton of it! Don't shush me! 216 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:40,662 - There's eight packets of stuff! - I know. 217 00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:48,661 How much cash did you just give to that fucking idiot? 218 00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:52,591 - 40 grand. - 40 fucking grand! 219 00:14:52,631 --> 00:14:53,859 Shut the fuck up. 220 00:14:54,951 --> 00:14:58,261 "Chances are we won't be gettingsnow." 221 00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:03,507 "But even if the sun shines from now till Christmas day." 222 00:15:03,631 --> 00:15:08,103 "As far as I can say..." 223 00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:13,591 "I know it's gonna be a cold, cold Christmas..." 224 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,227 "without you." 225 00:15:16,713 --> 00:15:18,943 Come here boy! 226 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,830 Fuck off! Fuck off you prick! 227 00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:25,025 Jones in the middle. Catch the ball! 228 00:15:27,914 --> 00:15:31,145 Yeah. Poetry in bloody motion, that is. 229 00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:34,070 Who needs to go to the ballet when you got that at your doorstep. 230 00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:36,907 Any one of these boys could play for Wales one day. 231 00:15:37,195 --> 00:15:38,947 What? Darts? 232 00:15:40,235 --> 00:15:43,387 Listen, if my heart was as big a fucking rugby ball... 233 00:15:43,435 --> 00:15:46,074 I wouldn't be sinking pennies into this slag heap. 234 00:15:47,356 --> 00:15:49,745 But I can't help it, Dewi. 235 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:53,311 I built this club from nothing. 236 00:15:56,236 --> 00:15:58,830 And I fucking loves it! 237 00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:04,268 I knows it, Bryn. I know you do man. 238 00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:11,429 Williams, you're a wanker! Say after me: "I'm a wanker!" 239 00:16:11,558 --> 00:16:12,877 I'm a wanker! 240 00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:19,752 Greyo it's alright. It's fucking sorted 241 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,357 Sorted with who? 242 00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:24,392 I don't want to shift a whole Fucking kilo of this stuff. 243 00:16:24,998 --> 00:16:27,387 This isn't fucking Miami, Terry. It's Swansea. 244 00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:29,310 We're in the third fucking division. 245 00:16:29,999 --> 00:16:32,433 What the fuck are we supposed to do with all that you jock twat? 246 00:16:32,519 --> 00:16:35,192 I got someone else shifting bigger batches, that's all. 247 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,273 - Keep your fucking hair on. - Don't want to shift bigger batches. 248 00:16:38,359 --> 00:16:41,033 I'm happy with little batches. What's wrong with the scam we got? 249 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,951 I want to move on a bit, that's all. 250 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,351 I don't want to do a little gram here, a little gram there. 251 00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:50,394 Shifting a few microwaves and a bent old bollocks till I'm 45. 252 00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:52,636 I'm just moving to a bigger operation, that's all. 253 00:16:52,841 --> 00:16:55,309 Who the fuck gave you 40 grand Terry? 254 00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:58,231 I got someone with proper money. 255 00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:01,589 Be careful, Terry. 256 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,714 You can come in with me if you want. 257 00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:06,839 I just didn't think you'd want in to shifting larger lumps. 258 00:17:06,962 --> 00:17:09,271 - I don't want to know. - Ex-fucking-actly. 259 00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:10,801 You're getting out of your depth. 260 00:17:11,402 --> 00:17:13,962 Al Pa-fucking-cino! You're pushing it Terry. 261 00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:14,992 Bollocks. 262 00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:18,796 Fatty, We down for a new guttering on this or what? 263 00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:22,313 Never mind about the fucking guttering. 264 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,634 Get the kettle on, Chip. And get some hobnobs 265 00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:29,877 - Where do you think you're going? - When? 266 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,357 - What do you mean 'when'? Now! - What? 267 00:17:31,524 --> 00:17:34,118 - You pillock, where are you going? - When? 268 00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:37,401 - Now, you fucking moron! - Fatty said get Hobnobs, Bryn. 269 00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:40,722 Fuck Fatty. Get back on the ladder. Get on the fucking job man! 270 00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:46,160 And don't Bryn me. It's Mr. Cartwright, alright? 271 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:47,798 Mr. Cartwright, right. 272 00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:49,154 Hey Bryn? 273 00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:52,802 - Are we down for the whole macogny? - What's the schlamonga like? 274 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,476 Not looking to clever. They could be tacked up. 275 00:17:55,526 --> 00:17:57,198 Well fucking tack it up then. 276 00:17:57,246 --> 00:17:58,600 Oy Bryn. 277 00:17:58,926 --> 00:18:00,757 You put this old schlamonga up here... 278 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,076 I'm not putting my name to this job. Right? 279 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,401 - I can't be seen... - Oy Fatty... 280 00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:08,155 your name's got bog all to do with this job, right? 281 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:09,920 Just keep those boards up... 282 00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:13,198 take the 30 nicker I'm bunging you and try to remember... 283 00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:16,644 you're working for Cartwright roofing not the Salvation Army. 284 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,480 Now get on with it! 285 00:18:18,968 --> 00:18:21,085 And you two plonkers can look lively and all! 286 00:18:21,328 --> 00:18:23,559 Couple of fucking slugs, the pair of you! 287 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,997 - Fucking Cowboy! - Fucking starving me. 288 00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:30,523 Shut up and pass me a piece of two and a half. 289 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,925 - That's dodgy as fuck, Fatty. - I know it is. Come and hold it. 290 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:37,763 - I'm busy man. - Where's that two and a half? 291 00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:40,641 No, you got to get it over here man. 292 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:44,001 - I can't come closer, can I? - Of course you fucking can. 293 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,403 - I can't man. - What's happening? 294 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:47,885 Help! I'm going! 295 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:52,960 Hang on. 296 00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:02,769 You fucking twat! 297 00:19:12,932 --> 00:19:14,365 - Bollocks! - For fuck's sake. 298 00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:18,242 Come on! 299 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,323 What the fuck are you looking at! You little cunt, move on. 300 00:19:22,653 --> 00:19:24,804 Fuck off you wanker! 301 00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:26,603 Right then. 302 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,810 - Fuck off! - You fuck off! 303 00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:40,203 - Leave him alone. - Fuck about with me, you prick? 304 00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:43,966 - Hey leave him alone! - Get the fuck. 305 00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:46,531 Detective Terry Walsh. Swansea West. 306 00:19:46,815 --> 00:19:49,808 Get this fucking lot off the road before I book you for obstruction. 307 00:19:50,135 --> 00:19:51,853 Now! Move it! 308 00:19:52,696 --> 00:19:55,449 That prick is lucky I'm not getting him for assault on an officer. 309 00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:58,772 - You fucking bully! - Fucking move it you Welsh bastards! 310 00:19:59,057 --> 00:20:00,615 Get back in the fucking car! 311 00:20:04,457 --> 00:20:05,446 For God's sake. 312 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,132 - You're a twat, Terry. - He hit me. 313 00:20:21,218 --> 00:20:22,651 That was fucking childish! 314 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,295 And fucking stupid. He couldn't be more than ten. 315 00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:27,939 - He was about 14. - Jesus Christ. 316 00:20:27,979 --> 00:20:29,855 - Chopsey little shite. - He was a fucking kid. 317 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,975 - Alright, alright. Don't go on. - Twat. 318 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,173 Remember you're a fucking cop now and again, Terry. 319 00:20:35,659 --> 00:20:39,174 - What are we doing? - Fucking Lewis twins. 320 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,571 Hurry up, we got to go up the club. 321 00:21:08,462 --> 00:21:11,056 "In the summer time, when the weather is hot..." 322 00:21:11,223 --> 00:21:14,020 "you can reach right up and touch the sky." 323 00:21:14,062 --> 00:21:17,942 "When the weather's nice you got women on your mind." 324 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:23,895 "Have a drink, have a drive. Go out and see what you can find." 325 00:21:25,023 --> 00:21:27,822 "If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal." 326 00:21:27,943 --> 00:21:30,742 "If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel." 327 00:21:57,466 --> 00:22:00,186 Oy Dai! Fatty forgot his fucking hotdogs. 328 00:22:00,227 --> 00:22:02,661 - What the fuck is that? - It's a fucking Cobra! 329 00:22:02,747 --> 00:22:05,340 He's down at the hospital. Aye, he come off the ladder. 330 00:22:05,587 --> 00:22:08,306 They took him to the hospital in the ambulance. A lark man! 331 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,300 - Fucking leg, looks like. - What the fuck are you doing? 332 00:22:12,747 --> 00:22:16,262 Get this car off my fucking club now. 333 00:22:16,388 --> 00:22:18,026 Or you'll be joining your father in the hospital. 334 00:22:18,348 --> 00:22:20,020 Look at the fucking pitch. 335 00:22:20,188 --> 00:22:21,940 - In the hospital? - Aye. 336 00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:23,388 With his leg! 337 00:22:31,868 --> 00:22:33,860 Pass us that fucking piratha, will you? 338 00:22:44,309 --> 00:22:46,585 Do they have little hospitals in aircraft carriers, Dad? 339 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,623 - Sick bay, they have. - Whereabouts? 340 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:52,623 Right there, just below the galleys, in front of midships. 341 00:22:53,311 --> 00:22:54,983 What happens if you pop your clogs on a ship? 342 00:22:55,031 --> 00:22:59,582 They helicopters you out if you're dead, or they freezes you like ice? 343 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,822 Well it depends where you are. 344 00:23:02,111 --> 00:23:03,703 Sometimes you're buried at sea. 345 00:23:03,952 --> 00:23:06,910 No choice if you're at war. Carrier or a sub. No time. 346 00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:09,342 Push. Over the side. 347 00:23:09,993 --> 00:23:12,461 A quick fucking prayer by the chaplain, a singsong... 348 00:23:12,513 --> 00:23:14,309 and you're in with the jelly fish. 349 00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:18,465 - Good night, fucking Irene. - In a coffin? 350 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:21,552 If you're lucky. Or in a hammock. 351 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:24,033 Chuck us that chutney, eh. 352 00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:28,549 Babes! 353 00:23:29,514 --> 00:23:30,503 Hello, Dad. 354 00:23:32,194 --> 00:23:34,230 I got you a bottle of Isotonic... 355 00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:36,987 clean pants, and a Wispa. 356 00:23:37,714 --> 00:23:39,512 - Express? - Evening Post. 357 00:23:39,675 --> 00:23:42,667 You're on page page. It's a lovely picture. 358 00:23:45,035 --> 00:23:47,035 The SS are gonna love that. 359 00:23:47,035 --> 00:23:48,468 What the specialist say Dad? 360 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,912 He said the leg is more complicated than he thought. 361 00:23:52,475 --> 00:23:53,795 But he'll live. 362 00:23:53,956 --> 00:23:56,311 And if I don't, I've told the boys what I want. 363 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,233 He wants to be buried at fucking sea. 364 00:23:58,716 --> 00:24:02,675 With a Welsh flag and a big choir singing as I go down. 365 00:24:02,877 --> 00:24:04,788 I won't tell him again. 366 00:24:05,117 --> 00:24:07,028 Sea burials are illegal. 367 00:24:07,356 --> 00:24:09,871 - You won't listen to me. - God bless him. 368 00:24:09,957 --> 00:24:12,391 He wants to be dumped in the water with his little submarine. 369 00:24:12,437 --> 00:24:15,236 Adie, he can't, because you need special permission and... 370 00:24:15,278 --> 00:24:17,633 special coffins that cost a fortune. 371 00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:19,953 There's nothing wrong with cremation. 372 00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:23,116 - Have you heard from Cartwright? - Of course I haven't. 373 00:24:23,478 --> 00:24:24,707 We'll go and see him. 374 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,032 Don't get any funny ideas about Bryn Cartwright. 375 00:24:28,318 --> 00:24:32,471 - He'd have you for breakfast. - Maybe we'll have him for breakfast. 376 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,548 What are you two shitheads gonna do? 377 00:24:35,719 --> 00:24:39,315 - Gonna let his fucking tires down? - Oy! Language. 378 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,392 Look it's the coppers. Fuckers! 379 00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,553 What is it with you fucking kids! 380 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,869 Evening all. 381 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,953 Very funny, Dai. 382 00:24:54,361 --> 00:24:57,512 - You should be on the stage. - We will be tomorrow. 383 00:24:57,801 --> 00:25:00,713 - You coming to the semis? - Barons Karaoke? 384 00:25:00,921 --> 00:25:02,913 Grab a fucking granny. 385 00:25:03,281 --> 00:25:05,352 You should be alright then, Terry. 386 00:25:07,562 --> 00:25:09,917 You hear about Fatty's leg? It's fucking fucked. 387 00:25:10,002 --> 00:25:13,233 Swinging off ladders at his age. About time he called it a day. 388 00:25:13,402 --> 00:25:16,360 - I wish his twins would. - Twins were up here earlier. 389 00:25:16,402 --> 00:25:19,076 - Fucking headers. - What were they driving? 390 00:25:19,443 --> 00:25:22,674 A black kit car. AC fucking Cobra. 391 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:24,999 You know, like a copy type of thing. 392 00:25:25,164 --> 00:25:28,155 - Flash as fuck. - Not a two tone 525? 393 00:25:28,564 --> 00:25:30,236 No, fucking Cobra. 394 00:25:30,724 --> 00:25:34,434 - Hell of a fucking bonnet on it. - Drove through the whole pitch. 395 00:25:34,684 --> 00:25:37,722 So it wasn't a two tone 525 then? You know the difference between... 396 00:25:37,765 --> 00:25:39,357 a 525 and a fucking AC Cobra? 397 00:25:39,484 --> 00:25:40,838 Course I fucking do, man! 398 00:25:41,445 --> 00:25:43,322 One's got a roof and the other fucking haven't. 399 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,995 Twins were in a fucking AC Cobra. 400 00:25:48,165 --> 00:25:51,556 Two tone 525 took a lump out of Terry's 635 this morning. 401 00:25:51,686 --> 00:25:54,246 Whole wing. Joy riders. 402 00:25:54,485 --> 00:25:56,157 Terry was very upset. 403 00:25:57,286 --> 00:25:59,323 You sure it was a two tone 525? 404 00:25:59,367 --> 00:26:03,041 I don't know the difference between a 525 and a Cobra? 405 00:26:04,287 --> 00:26:05,275 No. 406 00:26:05,847 --> 00:26:07,838 You having a fucking laugh then, Dai? 407 00:26:08,327 --> 00:26:09,919 I'm not having a fucking laugh. 408 00:26:10,407 --> 00:26:14,400 Just the two tone 525, could have been a 523 or a 528. 409 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:18,726 - You might have made a mistake. - I don't mistake shapes Dai. 410 00:26:18,768 --> 00:26:21,487 It was a two tone 525 and if it was the Lewis twins behind the wheel... 411 00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:23,803 I'm gonna take their fucking heads off. 412 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:31,959 See, the 520 looks a bit like the old Fiat 132, and all. 413 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:35,126 - Prick. - Let's sort this sherbet out. 414 00:26:37,289 --> 00:26:40,326 - You buying expensive, Dai. - I'm sorting some stuff out. 415 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:43,961 - Charlie, is it? - Shut up you twat. 416 00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:48,569 Two lines of that and you'll be in the Betty fucking Ford, Dai. 417 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,679 Immaculate. 418 00:26:49,891 --> 00:26:52,086 That is rock and roll. Fucking lovely that. 419 00:26:52,131 --> 00:26:54,725 - ¿Greyo? - Not for me. I just sell the stuff. 420 00:26:57,691 --> 00:26:59,170 Terry give me a line man. 421 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,089 Fucking hurry up then, right? 422 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:18,163 - That's my note, Terry. - What? 423 00:27:18,372 --> 00:27:20,443 My note. It's my note. The 20. 424 00:27:20,573 --> 00:27:23,087 What are you talking about? That's my fucking 20. 425 00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:24,886 My fucking throat's numb. 426 00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:29,445 - It's his note Terry. - Don't fuck about. It's my note. 427 00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:32,611 - Give it back to him. - It's my fucking 20! 428 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,487 Cut it out the pair of you. Give it back Terry. 429 00:27:37,135 --> 00:27:38,966 Have it then you prick. 430 00:27:40,174 --> 00:27:43,053 You're the fucking prick. Always were. 431 00:27:45,654 --> 00:27:48,011 What the fuck has got into you? 432 00:28:25,858 --> 00:28:27,291 What time does it start tonight? 433 00:28:29,698 --> 00:28:30,973 Course I've been practicing. 434 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,892 Have you been thinking about me? 435 00:28:35,219 --> 00:28:36,447 Of course I do. 436 00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:41,811 What! Not here. I'm in the hall. 437 00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:44,008 Dad's here. 438 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:47,211 You're terrible, you are? 439 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,574 No. I just got out of the bath. 440 00:28:50,141 --> 00:28:51,130 Nothing. 441 00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:54,330 Go on then. 442 00:28:56,260 --> 00:28:57,250 I am. 443 00:28:59,861 --> 00:29:01,374 Where's your hand? 444 00:29:02,022 --> 00:29:03,010 Go on. 445 00:29:04,462 --> 00:29:05,450 So am I. 446 00:29:10,022 --> 00:29:11,614 I better go. There's someone at the door. 447 00:29:12,942 --> 00:29:14,011 I'll see you later, yeah? 448 00:29:15,783 --> 00:29:16,772 Bye. 449 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:18,212 Me too. 450 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,771 Alright? 451 00:29:24,384 --> 00:29:26,818 - What? - Is Bryn in? 452 00:29:27,424 --> 00:29:29,380 - Dad! - Yes? 453 00:29:29,543 --> 00:29:32,138 - Fatty's boys are at the door. - Who? 454 00:29:32,424 --> 00:29:33,857 The Lewises. 455 00:29:34,384 --> 00:29:37,376 - Who? - Fatty's boys! 456 00:29:45,385 --> 00:29:47,421 - Yeah? - Well? 457 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:50,339 - What? - Fatty. Leg. Crack. 458 00:29:50,425 --> 00:29:52,700 - Insurance. - Insurance? 459 00:29:55,906 --> 00:29:58,978 Your father was working for himself, doing a little a little hobble. 460 00:29:59,146 --> 00:30:01,421 If he goes chucking himself off the roof, that's his problem. 461 00:30:01,747 --> 00:30:03,339 He knows the crack. 462 00:30:04,987 --> 00:30:08,616 "Insurance", Jesus. You're off your trolleys man. 463 00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:12,256 - Fucking compensation then. - Compensation now? 464 00:30:16,468 --> 00:30:20,142 - And the mess you made of my pitch? - And Fatty's fucking leg? 465 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:23,661 If Fatty Lewis sent you over here with all this compensation bollocks... 466 00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:26,621 he's a bigger twat than I thought. Do me a favor boys. 467 00:30:26,788 --> 00:30:30,144 - I got a race to get on with. - Giving him fuck all then, is it? 468 00:30:33,509 --> 00:30:35,067 Now hang on Bonzo. 469 00:30:35,309 --> 00:30:37,948 Actually I quite like the old prick. 470 00:30:38,230 --> 00:30:40,539 Though how he managed to use his little cock to create a couple of... 471 00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,979 knobheads like you two is beyond me. 472 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:44,739 Look... 473 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,022 here's 20 quid. 474 00:30:51,070 --> 00:30:55,587 Now buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky. 475 00:30:56,431 --> 00:30:58,706 And fuck off back to naughtyland. 476 00:31:11,712 --> 00:31:13,304 Fergie, come on. 477 00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:16,427 - Who was that? - A pair of lard heads. 478 00:31:16,712 --> 00:31:19,101 - What did they want? - After money. 479 00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:20,710 Fatty Lewis' boys, after money. 480 00:31:20,873 --> 00:31:22,351 - After money? - Yeah. 481 00:31:22,953 --> 00:31:26,787 - Is he out of hospital then? - Out of his head, if you ask me. 482 00:31:26,993 --> 00:31:28,472 Sending those two over here for compo. 483 00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:31,187 You could give them something, send something to the hospital, you know. 484 00:31:31,234 --> 00:31:34,544 Yeah, a bill for wasting my fucking time, that's what. 485 00:31:34,754 --> 00:31:36,585 You could send him something, couldn't you? 486 00:31:36,754 --> 00:31:38,665 I'll send him a little fucking something! 487 00:31:38,755 --> 00:31:41,189 Look, I resent getting bunny from those two, alright. 488 00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:43,225 Thinking of their father, I am. That's all, thinking of him. 489 00:31:43,274 --> 00:31:45,869 Well fuck 'em. Fuck them all. Don't you fucking start. 490 00:31:45,955 --> 00:31:47,627 - I'm not starting. - Well don't then. 491 00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:50,269 - I'm not. - Well fucking don't! 492 00:31:50,835 --> 00:31:51,824 Oh shit! 493 00:31:55,595 --> 00:31:57,348 Full massage, ten pounds. 494 00:31:57,436 --> 00:32:00,030 Full massage with full relief, 15. 495 00:32:00,437 --> 00:32:02,745 Hand relief, top exposed, 20. 496 00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:08,149 Oral, 25. Oral and all-in, 45. 497 00:32:08,357 --> 00:32:11,986 Or we can talk about any combination or dressing up, as you fancy. 498 00:32:12,757 --> 00:32:14,349 What can I have for 20 again? 499 00:32:14,397 --> 00:32:16,627 20 pounds? Top exposed, hand relief. 500 00:32:16,838 --> 00:32:20,069 - Tits and hand shandy, is it love? - Right. Go ahead you. 501 00:32:20,557 --> 00:32:22,196 Righto then, Ivor. 502 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:25,956 Bon voyage. 503 00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:31,996 - How's that boy? - Marvelous, go on. 504 00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:33,358 Hitting the spot? 505 00:32:34,598 --> 00:32:36,669 Jesus Christ. It's Pinky and Perky. 506 00:32:36,719 --> 00:32:40,076 - Which one's which? - I give in. You all look alike. 507 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,275 Adie, two pork chops are never the same. 508 00:32:42,359 --> 00:32:45,750 - What like butter and margarine? - Exactly, you can always tell. 509 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,312 Don't forget your inhaler. 510 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,908 Cup of tea boys? 511 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,596 - Or a bit of executive relief? - I can't decide. 512 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,116 You haven't seen those lovely twins of yours in the last 24 hours? 513 00:32:57,481 --> 00:33:00,917 - They're not twins. They're brothers. - Why they called twins then? 514 00:33:01,321 --> 00:33:04,631 Because my mother was very big in pregnancy and only one came out. 515 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,872 She had to wait another three years for the other little bastard. 516 00:33:07,081 --> 00:33:08,993 So we call them twins, right? 517 00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:11,272 They're out of order with all this driving malarkey, Adie. 518 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,835 Somebody's gonna get hurt. 519 00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:16,439 Well send them off to a nice little remand center for 15 years. 520 00:33:16,643 --> 00:33:18,633 - Do us all a fucking favor. - Adie, driving cars that don't... 521 00:33:18,682 --> 00:33:21,322 belong to them at 90 mph on the wrong side of the road... 522 00:33:21,363 --> 00:33:22,955 is starting to take the fucking piss. 523 00:33:23,123 --> 00:33:25,194 - Well fucking nick 'em then. - They're not worth nicking. 524 00:33:25,243 --> 00:33:27,313 What were they driving the night before last? 525 00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:29,761 Now, let me see... 526 00:33:30,203 --> 00:33:31,398 Night before last? 527 00:33:32,843 --> 00:33:35,756 Oh yes, of course. They were playing bridge... 528 00:33:35,804 --> 00:33:37,920 at Black Hills Country club. 529 00:33:38,204 --> 00:33:42,357 So it must have been pillar box red Lamborghini Countache. 530 00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:46,880 Tell them they're in line for the biggest kicking from any copper... 531 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:49,075 that catches them at the wheel of the next fucking motor. 532 00:33:49,246 --> 00:33:52,840 Adie, have a word, that's all. They're riding for a fall. 533 00:33:52,965 --> 00:33:55,480 - Bit of advice. Ok? - Thanks. 534 00:33:57,526 --> 00:34:00,199 Maybe you could give 'em a little apprenticeship on the force. 535 00:34:00,366 --> 00:34:03,563 - They could learn a lot from you. - 50. 536 00:34:03,646 --> 00:34:07,037 Sorry to hear about Fatty's accident. Send him my regards. 537 00:34:07,367 --> 00:34:08,641 I will. 538 00:34:09,527 --> 00:34:11,757 Touch my nipple, darling. 539 00:34:14,247 --> 00:34:16,124 - See you again, Sid? - Yeah. 540 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:18,560 What you doing tonight? 541 00:34:19,608 --> 00:34:22,247 - Very fucking ambitious. - All I said... 542 00:34:22,648 --> 00:34:26,528 - "What are you doing tonight?" - Rollerblading with Kaenu Reeves. 543 00:34:27,128 --> 00:34:30,916 What have you got in mind, Terry? Two tickets to the policeman's ball? 544 00:34:31,209 --> 00:34:34,884 I'll have the full monty. Now. 545 00:34:36,489 --> 00:34:39,401 Flash and flush. I like your style. 546 00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:44,079 Hang on to the receipt. You can claim it on your expenses. 547 00:34:45,370 --> 00:34:46,849 Right then. 548 00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:50,841 Fuck of the month coming up. Madeleine. 549 00:34:52,530 --> 00:34:55,603 Take Mr. Walsh through. All-in 50. 550 00:34:56,051 --> 00:34:57,200 Ta-ta, Terry. 551 00:34:57,531 --> 00:34:59,328 Break a leg. Or a neck. 552 00:34:59,491 --> 00:35:01,686 I don't want her. I want you. 553 00:35:01,771 --> 00:35:04,205 Terry, I don't fuck bent coppers. 554 00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:06,966 And anyway, I'm just the receptionist. 555 00:35:18,972 --> 00:35:22,443 "When you're alone and life is making you low..." 556 00:35:22,493 --> 00:35:24,768 "you can always go..." 557 00:35:25,293 --> 00:35:26,726 "downtown." 558 00:35:26,813 --> 00:35:28,963 "When you got worries, all thenoise..." 559 00:35:29,013 --> 00:35:32,323 "and the hurries, to help I know." 560 00:35:32,974 --> 00:35:34,293 "Downtown." 561 00:35:34,414 --> 00:35:37,884 "Don't hang around, let your problems surround..." 562 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:42,246 "there are movie shows, downtown." 563 00:35:42,334 --> 00:35:47,728 "Maybe you know some little places you go where they never close..." 564 00:35:48,615 --> 00:35:49,764 "downtown." 565 00:35:49,935 --> 00:35:53,645 "Just listen to the rhythm of the gentle bossa nova." 566 00:35:54,095 --> 00:35:57,771 "You'll be dancing with them too before the night is over." 567 00:35:57,816 --> 00:35:59,886 "Happy again." 568 00:36:00,456 --> 00:36:05,576 "The lights are much brighter. You can forget your troubles." 569 00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:09,655 "Forget all your cares, downtown." 570 00:36:09,817 --> 00:36:13,253 "Things will be great when you're downtown." 571 00:36:13,457 --> 00:36:17,053 "Don't wait a minute more, downtown." 572 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:20,573 "Everything's waiting for you." 573 00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:23,169 "Downtown." 574 00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:41,049 Thank you! 575 00:36:42,299 --> 00:36:43,289 Thank you. 576 00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:48,095 Big hand for Chip on backing vocals. 577 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:52,848 He's a lovely boy from Penclawdd. 578 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:56,650 And if any of you girls are feeling Hungry, he's a tasty geezer. 579 00:36:57,261 --> 00:37:00,492 I suppose a shag is out of the question, is it? 580 00:37:03,741 --> 00:37:04,936 - No fucking chance. - Out. 581 00:37:04,982 --> 00:37:06,574 - What do you mean out? - He means not fucking in. 582 00:37:06,622 --> 00:37:07,815 - Why not? - There's why not. 583 00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:09,499 - Out. - Come on man. 584 00:37:09,662 --> 00:37:11,618 - No jeans. - They're not jeans, they're cords. 585 00:37:11,702 --> 00:37:13,738 - No polo necks. - It's a fucking roll top. 586 00:37:13,822 --> 00:37:16,416 It's a fucking polo neck. It doubles as a roll top. 587 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:19,539 - It's not a proper polo top. - Look, you can turn them down. 588 00:37:19,783 --> 00:37:23,617 - It's a polo neck. Now fuck off. - I'm gonna say it once more: Out! 589 00:37:23,823 --> 00:37:25,620 Fuck off! 590 00:37:27,383 --> 00:37:28,702 - You got it? - Yeah. 591 00:37:29,904 --> 00:37:31,656 - Any problems? - No. 592 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,939 - What about Greyo? - He's not interested. 593 00:37:36,424 --> 00:37:38,460 - He know who you're dealing with? - No. 594 00:37:38,784 --> 00:37:41,059 Good. Keep it that way. You work for me now, alright? 595 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,740 Ok. What about the gear? 596 00:37:43,945 --> 00:37:46,254 Bring it up to the club and we'll talk at the weekend. 597 00:37:49,145 --> 00:37:50,373 Oy Dai, here. 598 00:37:51,705 --> 00:37:52,694 Come on. 599 00:37:54,746 --> 00:37:57,385 - Where's my little treasure? - She's next up Brynn. 600 00:37:57,426 --> 00:38:00,065 We've got a good shout tonight. I'll see you later gorgeous. 601 00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:04,945 - Lovely voice on her, mind. - Lovely arse more like. 602 00:38:05,026 --> 00:38:07,336 You lay your hands on it, I'll chop your tackle off. 603 00:38:07,387 --> 00:38:09,617 - I'm old enough to be her father. - Exactly. 604 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:11,982 Listen, we're having curry out at the Taj later now, right? 605 00:38:12,027 --> 00:38:13,904 And later a little party back at the Ponderosa after. 606 00:38:14,347 --> 00:38:16,941 Celebration like. Little drinky winky type of thing, ok? 607 00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:22,379 50 nicker says my Bonny wins the semi-finals. Huh? 608 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,217 Cheers, Bryn. Tidy. 609 00:38:24,508 --> 00:38:27,262 Taking a bung, Dai? That's a criminal offense. 610 00:38:28,748 --> 00:38:31,138 Half a lager says you didn't see a thing, right? 611 00:38:32,029 --> 00:38:35,021 As they say in Landow, Ciao for now. 612 00:38:42,749 --> 00:38:44,899 You can't be serious, Greyo. She's a hooker. 613 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,867 I know and I'm a scrum half. 614 00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:50,665 - Didn't think you had to pay for it. - We all have to pay for it, Lucy. 615 00:38:50,910 --> 00:38:53,903 - I wouldn't dream of charging you. - Thanks. 616 00:38:55,551 --> 00:38:57,621 She loves me... 617 00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:00,463 she loves me not. 618 00:39:02,151 --> 00:39:03,470 She loves me... 619 00:39:04,431 --> 00:39:06,184 she loves me not. 620 00:39:08,111 --> 00:39:09,465 She loves me... 621 00:39:10,671 --> 00:39:11,707 she loves me not. 622 00:39:28,794 --> 00:39:30,147 Come on! 623 00:39:30,713 --> 00:39:33,147 Let's hear it for the Rocking Sikh. 624 00:39:33,354 --> 00:39:37,472 Or as he's known at the chiropodist, "The Reeking Sock"! 625 00:39:37,674 --> 00:39:38,663 Magic, magic, magic! 626 00:39:39,274 --> 00:39:43,666 Now our last but one contestant is a lovely girl from the Mumbles. 627 00:39:43,755 --> 00:39:45,985 Before any of you get the wrong idea... 628 00:39:46,115 --> 00:39:49,152 she's a black belt in Karaoke! 629 00:39:50,795 --> 00:39:54,026 She's a lovely girl and she's gonna sing a karaoke corker tonight: 630 00:39:54,155 --> 00:39:55,554 "I will survive." 631 00:39:55,755 --> 00:40:00,307 A big Barons welcome for Bonny Cartwright! 632 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:13,308 "At first I was afraid, I was petrified." 633 00:40:13,557 --> 00:40:17,345 "Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side." 634 00:40:17,798 --> 00:40:20,073 "Then I spent so many nights..." 635 00:40:20,198 --> 00:40:22,234 "thinking how you'd done me wrong." 636 00:40:22,398 --> 00:40:26,074 "And I grew strong and learned how to get along." 637 00:40:26,118 --> 00:40:27,597 "And now you're back..." 638 00:40:27,878 --> 00:40:29,516 "from outer space." 639 00:40:29,838 --> 00:40:33,797 "I just walked in to find you with that look upon your face." 640 00:40:33,959 --> 00:40:35,517 "I should have changed that stupid lock." 641 00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:37,550 "I should have made you leave you're key." 642 00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:41,188 "If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me." 643 00:40:41,279 --> 00:40:44,510 "Oh no, now go. Walk out the door." 644 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,110 - Just turn around... - Chip! 645 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,196 "You're not welcome anymore." 646 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:25,672 She loves me... 647 00:41:26,363 --> 00:41:27,762 she loves me not. 648 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:30,358 She fucking loves me boys! 649 00:41:38,604 --> 00:41:40,276 I wish I was dead. 650 00:41:41,204 --> 00:41:44,401 They lay a finger on you love and they will be dead. 651 00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:45,594 Bastards. 652 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:49,083 Rip their shitty nappies off and stuff 'em up their arses. 653 00:41:49,365 --> 00:41:54,200 I'll stretch their necks like Pigeons, put their balls in a mincer. 654 00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:57,045 I feel sick. 655 00:41:57,286 --> 00:41:58,958 - Alright, leave it now. - Jesus! 656 00:41:59,006 --> 00:42:01,884 You can't say leave it Brynn. For Christ sakes, they peed on her. 657 00:42:01,926 --> 00:42:04,360 Don't talk like that in a restaurant. Forget about them. 658 00:42:04,406 --> 00:42:06,840 - We'll have a nice supper. - I'll cut their willies off! 659 00:42:07,087 --> 00:42:09,555 We'll have a bottle of Barollo, and forget all about it. 660 00:42:10,086 --> 00:42:14,000 I was born under a Swansea star! 661 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,875 Nice to see all the family together Mrs. Cartwright. 662 00:42:18,207 --> 00:42:20,324 I heard Barons went a bit bonkers. 663 00:42:20,368 --> 00:42:22,403 - Yeah. - Ready to order? 664 00:42:22,447 --> 00:42:26,077 We'll have a nice bottle of wine to start off if you don't mind. 665 00:42:29,928 --> 00:42:30,917 Bryn. 666 00:42:32,809 --> 00:42:34,447 - Bryn. - What? 667 00:42:34,689 --> 00:42:36,998 - Order. - On chicken jalfrazi balti... 668 00:42:37,209 --> 00:42:39,678 half chips, half rice. Two onion bajis. 669 00:42:40,289 --> 00:42:41,961 Three nans and a grandpa. 670 00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:48,886 - I was born! - Where was you born? 671 00:42:48,929 --> 00:42:52,559 Under a Swansea star! 672 00:42:52,690 --> 00:42:55,966 You're a hell of a boyo, Mr. Cartwright. 673 00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:00,526 Listen I think I've left the car lights on. 674 00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:01,924 Think I bloody better check. 675 00:43:01,971 --> 00:43:04,405 Ranjid, give 'em the fucking works, this one's on me. 676 00:43:04,491 --> 00:43:07,324 Party back at the Ponderosa after. You are coming, right? 677 00:43:07,371 --> 00:43:08,725 Bring me Missus. 678 00:43:20,853 --> 00:43:22,491 These boots were made for kicking! 679 00:43:22,613 --> 00:43:25,002 Trains are made to wreck! 680 00:43:25,053 --> 00:43:27,567 And if I see a rabbit, I'll break it's fucking neck! 681 00:43:35,054 --> 00:43:37,363 Won't be needing another slash in a fucking hurry, boys. 682 00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:54,089 You pull anymore strokes like that and I'll drown the pair of you... 683 00:43:55,096 --> 00:43:56,688 like a couple of fucking kittens. 684 00:44:15,897 --> 00:44:17,046 It's a fucking shed. 685 00:44:17,698 --> 00:44:19,767 It's not a shed. It's my vacation home. 686 00:44:19,978 --> 00:44:22,492 Well you better get your holiday pay out then. 687 00:44:35,779 --> 00:44:38,532 Bryn, mix 'em a martini. 688 00:44:39,539 --> 00:44:41,928 Do you like Cappodimonte, Chip? 689 00:44:42,139 --> 00:44:44,369 Cappodimonte? I've never tasted it Brynn. 690 00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:49,815 Never tasted it! 691 00:45:21,102 --> 00:45:23,491 Lovely fucking guy Alec, Fucking Tom Cruise he was. 692 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,381 He'd lob the bottles up in the air like a juggler, unbelievable! 693 00:45:26,423 --> 00:45:28,015 We got photos. Hey Lucy! 694 00:45:28,343 --> 00:45:30,857 Where's the photos of Florida? Show the boys that bloke in the bar. 695 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:33,571 They're upstairs, the photos are upstairs. 696 00:45:33,623 --> 00:45:35,501 Well go and get them like a good girl. 697 00:45:36,384 --> 00:45:38,898 - You looked great tonight. - So did you. 698 00:45:39,264 --> 00:45:42,461 - Do you think I would've won? - In my book, you're in another class. 699 00:45:42,704 --> 00:45:45,538 Different league. Premier fucking league. 700 00:45:45,984 --> 00:45:47,816 I was proud of you tonight. 701 00:45:48,985 --> 00:45:50,213 Call me tomorrow. 702 00:46:14,987 --> 00:46:16,466 The probation reports tell me that... 703 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:19,897 you've not been turning up for community service lately. 704 00:46:20,548 --> 00:46:23,107 Is there anything you'd like to tell me about that boys? 705 00:46:24,388 --> 00:46:25,377 Mr. Lewis. 706 00:46:25,948 --> 00:46:29,099 To be honest with you, Mr. Waldron, I think they're picked on. 707 00:46:29,268 --> 00:46:31,418 - They're a target. - I see. 708 00:46:31,949 --> 00:46:32,938 Target. 709 00:46:33,228 --> 00:46:35,583 Because they're special I suppose. 710 00:46:36,349 --> 00:46:38,100 - Special? - Brothers. 711 00:46:38,149 --> 00:46:42,826 There's two of them you see, and they tend to be ganged up on. 712 00:46:42,910 --> 00:46:44,308 It's a phenomonen. 713 00:46:44,949 --> 00:46:47,942 I hear you had a spot of bother at Barons nightclub. 714 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:51,508 Have you been charged? 715 00:46:56,350 --> 00:46:58,227 - Have they been charged? - No. 716 00:46:59,070 --> 00:47:00,823 Give you a bit of a pasting, did they? 717 00:47:01,271 --> 00:47:03,501 - They were picked on. - Yes, well... 718 00:47:03,551 --> 00:47:05,826 thank you for coming down with the boys, Mr. Lewis. 719 00:47:06,992 --> 00:47:10,189 I'd like to speak to them on their own, if that's ok. 720 00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:12,462 Yes, of course. You've got a job to do. 721 00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:15,904 You listen to Mr. Waldron and you tell him the truth. 722 00:47:16,432 --> 00:47:17,866 I'll see you back home later. 723 00:47:18,232 --> 00:47:20,110 Hot dogs for tea. 724 00:47:24,193 --> 00:47:25,831 They're their favorites, hot dogs. 725 00:47:26,673 --> 00:47:28,504 They're good boys, my boys. 726 00:47:39,954 --> 00:47:40,943 Fiat Uno. 727 00:47:41,274 --> 00:47:42,866 - Nicole? - Papa? 728 00:47:48,555 --> 00:47:52,309 So, tell me about the last car you stole. 729 00:47:52,595 --> 00:47:53,994 The Cosworth, was it? 730 00:47:55,475 --> 00:47:58,592 Come on then, tell me about the Cosworth. 731 00:48:04,436 --> 00:48:07,951 Tell that to the clerk of the court and he'll be rolling in the aisles. 732 00:48:07,996 --> 00:48:08,986 Yeah. 733 00:48:14,797 --> 00:48:16,515 - He got fucking golf clubs. - Tailor made? 734 00:48:16,557 --> 00:48:17,672 - Aye. - How many? 735 00:48:17,757 --> 00:48:19,588 Fucking loads and balls. Millions of them 736 00:49:15,922 --> 00:49:20,234 There'll be sausage rolls, and Welsh cakes in the gazebo. 737 00:49:20,842 --> 00:49:23,152 You're all very welcome. Excuse me. 738 00:49:42,124 --> 00:49:45,082 Thank you Hugh. Very good of you to do this. 739 00:49:46,804 --> 00:49:48,523 It meant a lot to us all. 740 00:49:49,285 --> 00:49:51,321 Only too happy to help Brynn. 741 00:49:52,245 --> 00:49:54,156 - Difficult time. - Yeah. 742 00:50:01,886 --> 00:50:02,875 Well? 743 00:50:03,646 --> 00:50:06,240 Nothing, Bryn. Not even a lead. 744 00:50:07,566 --> 00:50:09,558 I mean, sorry. 745 00:50:09,966 --> 00:50:12,434 I don't mean lead as in... You know. 746 00:50:13,567 --> 00:50:16,957 I didn't mean it as a fucking pun, Brynn. I'm sorry. 747 00:50:17,527 --> 00:50:20,041 I don't want any of this business getting about. 748 00:50:20,328 --> 00:50:22,000 Be a fucking laughing stock. 749 00:50:22,168 --> 00:50:24,636 Just do what you gotta do, but keep it quiet, right? 750 00:50:25,008 --> 00:50:26,600 And you can tell those pricks in town... 751 00:50:26,888 --> 00:50:31,564 if they print any of this, I'll ram that paper up their arses. 752 00:50:31,608 --> 00:50:32,928 - Is that clear? - Clear enough. 753 00:50:32,969 --> 00:50:34,720 Fucking right fair enough. 754 00:50:35,768 --> 00:50:37,885 What do you want to do about this Peruvian Marching Powder? 755 00:50:40,450 --> 00:50:43,805 - The what? - The dust. The bat food. The snow. 756 00:50:45,049 --> 00:50:46,039 Snow? 757 00:50:49,609 --> 00:50:51,202 What fucking snow? 758 00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:54,368 The powder. The snortable. The Charlie. The scooby-doo expensive. 759 00:50:54,491 --> 00:50:56,446 The class A fucking narcotics. 760 00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:59,718 Don't talk to me in fucking code. 761 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:01,409 Cocaine, right? Just say fucking cocaine. 762 00:51:01,451 --> 00:51:03,885 - Ok, the fucking cocaine! - Shut up, man. 763 00:51:05,811 --> 00:51:07,689 Never mind the fucking gear. 764 00:51:07,971 --> 00:51:12,089 I put it somewhere safe. Just let all this blow over. 765 00:51:14,012 --> 00:51:15,491 Fucking snow. 766 00:51:17,452 --> 00:51:20,330 Fergie's special treat. Sausage rolls. 767 00:51:21,053 --> 00:51:23,008 She'd have enjoyed these sausage rolls. 768 00:51:24,013 --> 00:51:26,527 Bryn used to bring them back you know, from the rugby club. 769 00:51:27,613 --> 00:51:29,205 She'd have loved all this. 770 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,169 That poodle never hurt a fly, Greyo. 771 00:51:33,334 --> 00:51:35,086 I know. You must be devastated. 772 00:51:35,573 --> 00:51:37,451 - Jen. - Thanks. 773 00:51:39,494 --> 00:51:42,213 Well, they're gonna find out who they're messing around with, right? 774 00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:43,813 - Who? - Who? 775 00:51:44,215 --> 00:51:47,366 The bastards who brought that young dog's life to an end. 776 00:51:47,655 --> 00:51:49,213 Whose behind all this, Lucy? 777 00:51:49,494 --> 00:51:51,929 How do I know? I don't see the half of it. 778 00:51:53,655 --> 00:51:55,452 Why don't you find out? 779 00:51:55,816 --> 00:51:57,214 You're the fucking copper. 780 00:52:06,536 --> 00:52:08,686 Where do you think that ship's off to, Dai? 781 00:52:10,176 --> 00:52:11,769 What sort of ship is it? 782 00:52:12,417 --> 00:52:13,406 Big one. 783 00:52:14,457 --> 00:52:17,813 Probably a tanker. I don't know. Spain or France or somewhere. 784 00:52:17,897 --> 00:52:20,172 Yeah, Honolulu, or Thailand. 785 00:52:21,137 --> 00:52:24,608 - Going to pick up more Rolexes. - Rolexes don't come from Thailand. 786 00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:26,012 Fake ones do. 787 00:52:28,538 --> 00:52:30,096 I'd love to go to Thailand. 788 00:52:31,619 --> 00:52:32,607 Aye. 789 00:52:33,179 --> 00:52:35,373 Have a little karaoke bar on the beach. 790 00:52:35,938 --> 00:52:38,612 Me and you. Somewhere hot. 791 00:52:39,619 --> 00:52:40,893 I'm hot. 792 00:52:41,819 --> 00:52:43,571 Hot to trot. 793 00:53:02,581 --> 00:53:04,492 It's the strong arm of the law. 794 00:53:04,741 --> 00:53:06,333 Business or pleasure? 795 00:53:08,781 --> 00:53:11,376 - Come away with me, Bonny. - Away where? 796 00:53:11,542 --> 00:53:15,251 - Anywhere. - I'm going fulltime karaoke. 797 00:53:15,662 --> 00:53:17,493 This place is holding me back. 798 00:53:17,942 --> 00:53:19,534 Roofing's just a job. 799 00:53:19,743 --> 00:53:21,733 - What about my father? - Leave. 800 00:53:23,422 --> 00:53:25,539 I can't, Dai. Not yet. 801 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:26,772 Come on, love. 802 00:53:30,863 --> 00:53:33,616 - This is a waste of time. - What time are they due back? 803 00:53:33,904 --> 00:53:36,372 They probably won't come home at all. Sometimes they stay out all night. 804 00:53:36,424 --> 00:53:38,733 In other people's fucking motors? 805 00:53:40,664 --> 00:53:42,143 - You'll wake my parents up. - Adie... 806 00:53:42,225 --> 00:53:45,182 they've gone and nicked the probation officer's Fiat Uno. 807 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:48,741 - How do you know? - Because it said Fiat Uno on the back. 808 00:53:49,904 --> 00:53:51,782 How do you know it was the twins? 809 00:53:52,385 --> 00:53:53,613 I've got a hunch. 810 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:57,463 - Do you mind if I look in their pit? - Go ahead. 811 00:53:58,065 --> 00:54:01,375 - Lf you got the nose for it. - I've go the nose for it. 812 00:54:14,427 --> 00:54:18,340 How come a two liter bottle of cork is 27 p... 813 00:54:18,788 --> 00:54:20,743 - The super-duper deal? - Yeah. 814 00:54:22,028 --> 00:54:23,666 - Fucking brilliant! - I know. 815 00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:28,216 But if you have a one liter bottle, it costs 37 p. 816 00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:31,268 - Fucking hell. That's weird. - I know. 817 00:54:32,188 --> 00:54:33,177 Really weird. 818 00:54:34,948 --> 00:54:38,099 Even though it's bigger it costs you less than the smaller ones. 819 00:54:38,469 --> 00:54:40,027 - I know. - Why? 820 00:54:42,509 --> 00:54:43,498 I don't know. 821 00:54:44,510 --> 00:54:46,705 It's really fucking weird. 822 00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:17,261 Fuck it! 823 00:55:22,593 --> 00:55:25,061 - Anything? - Fuck all. May as well fuck off. 824 00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:27,146 You mean you're not staying for supper? 825 00:55:27,393 --> 00:55:29,543 I was going to open a bottle of Dandelion and Burdock. 826 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:31,465 I may as well hang about a bit. You never know. 827 00:55:31,513 --> 00:55:33,105 Come on let's fuck off. 828 00:55:33,193 --> 00:55:35,423 No, go ahead. Take the car. 829 00:55:36,193 --> 00:55:38,071 - What are you gonna do? - Don't worry about me. 830 00:55:38,234 --> 00:55:39,461 I'll get a cab. 831 00:55:44,195 --> 00:55:47,426 Right, ok then. I'll fucking shoot off then. 832 00:55:47,634 --> 00:55:49,705 Drive carefully, Terry. 833 00:55:57,995 --> 00:56:00,111 - We'll do cruises. - In a boat? 834 00:56:00,155 --> 00:56:03,068 Yeah, the QE2. Tokyo. 835 00:56:03,876 --> 00:56:04,865 Japan. 836 00:56:05,196 --> 00:56:07,232 Yeah. It's the karaoke capitol of the world man. 837 00:56:07,996 --> 00:56:09,988 There's a lot of Welsh connections there. 838 00:56:11,036 --> 00:56:14,746 Yeah, Japan. Fuck it. 839 00:56:37,199 --> 00:56:39,030 - Hello? - Terry. 840 00:56:40,758 --> 00:56:42,511 It's half past fucking 12. 841 00:56:43,679 --> 00:56:45,749 I've got Fergie's collar. 842 00:56:46,879 --> 00:56:47,869 What? 843 00:56:48,559 --> 00:56:51,438 The Lewis twins. In their caravan. 844 00:56:51,559 --> 00:56:53,790 You are fucking kidding. 845 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,634 - Fuckers. - What are you going to do? 846 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,080 What am I going to do? 847 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,594 Rip their fucking heads off. 848 00:57:01,481 --> 00:57:04,314 - Can you see to it? - Course I can have them seen to. 849 00:57:04,481 --> 00:57:06,073 - It's not a problem. - Good. 850 00:57:06,521 --> 00:57:08,321 An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. 851 00:57:08,321 --> 00:57:10,994 And a dog for a dog. Have they got a dog? 852 00:57:11,242 --> 00:57:13,232 - Yeah. - I want the dog done first. 853 00:57:13,321 --> 00:57:14,391 Do the dog, alright? 854 00:57:14,562 --> 00:57:16,917 - What about the twins? - I need time to think. 855 00:57:17,002 --> 00:57:20,153 - Just do the fucking dog. - Ok. Tomorrow. 856 00:57:20,242 --> 00:57:22,392 - No, tonight. - I want to watch "Serpico". 857 00:57:22,602 --> 00:57:23,592 Tonight. 858 00:57:23,643 --> 00:57:27,033 - But I want to watch "Serpico". - Fuck Serpico, you'll tape it. 859 00:57:27,723 --> 00:57:29,315 - Ok. - I'll see you tomorrow. 860 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:30,352 Yeah. 861 00:57:55,125 --> 00:57:58,197 This grass is really fucking lovely. 862 00:58:00,525 --> 00:58:01,514 I know. 863 00:58:03,326 --> 00:58:04,315 Two-nil. 864 00:59:29,773 --> 00:59:30,922 What the fucking hell? 865 00:59:32,013 --> 00:59:33,162 Cantona! 866 00:59:33,813 --> 00:59:34,802 Cantona! 867 00:59:36,213 --> 00:59:38,774 Come on, boy. Yah! Come on! 868 01:00:36,898 --> 01:00:38,730 Just you and me now broth'. 869 01:00:44,459 --> 01:00:45,448 Cantona! 870 01:00:54,940 --> 01:00:57,534 What a cheeky mutt! 871 01:00:58,260 --> 01:01:00,979 Well, well. Where did you find him boys? 872 01:01:01,061 --> 01:01:03,176 In the caravans. 873 01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:06,577 Cantona. You'd better stay with me. 874 01:01:06,821 --> 01:01:09,130 Thank you boys, for bringing him. 875 01:01:18,382 --> 01:01:22,899 Hello could I have a word with Detective Sergeant Alan Grey? 876 01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:25,452 Thank you. 877 01:01:33,664 --> 01:01:36,974 The way of the transgressor is fucking hard. 878 01:01:37,784 --> 01:01:40,776 - Who said that? - I fucking did. 879 01:01:41,744 --> 01:01:45,054 - Where we going? - I don't know yet. 880 01:01:49,305 --> 01:01:50,784 Good enough. Thank you. 881 01:01:50,825 --> 01:01:52,656 - Welcome. - Thank you, Bob. 882 01:01:52,745 --> 01:01:54,064 - Take care. - Same to you. 883 01:02:05,586 --> 01:02:08,578 - There's no fucking butter. - You don't have it with hot dogs. 884 01:02:09,106 --> 01:02:12,257 - What do you mean - Not butter, fucking ketchup. 885 01:02:12,386 --> 01:02:16,345 - Wet them up with fucking ketchup. - Fatty did 'em with butter. 886 01:02:16,387 --> 01:02:18,947 I know, but he never did hot dog van sausages. 887 01:02:18,987 --> 01:02:21,023 He did the little Walls sausages. 888 01:02:21,347 --> 01:02:25,057 You can do them with butter. But you can't fuck about with these. 889 01:02:25,188 --> 01:02:28,942 - Where are these bastards from? - Fucking Germany, it says. 890 01:02:29,268 --> 01:02:30,906 German fucking breakfast. 891 01:02:31,428 --> 01:02:33,225 Do you think they have Welsh sausages in Germany? 892 01:02:33,348 --> 01:02:36,101 - Aye, probably. - Where's this dope from? 893 01:02:36,948 --> 01:02:39,019 - Morocco. - Morocco? 894 01:02:39,269 --> 01:02:42,500 - What else do they do in Morocco? - Carpets. 895 01:02:42,669 --> 01:02:43,988 - Carpets? - Aye. 896 01:02:45,190 --> 01:02:48,227 Do you know what happens if they catch you smoking dope in Morocco? 897 01:02:49,070 --> 01:02:50,662 - What? - They hand you over to... 898 01:02:50,710 --> 01:02:53,508 - the fucking rug squad. - Fuck off. 899 01:02:53,549 --> 01:02:55,187 Fucking had you! 900 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:58,302 Right then! You got to a double hot dog... 901 01:02:58,351 --> 01:03:00,580 with a quarter of Moroccan sprinkled on top... 902 01:03:00,791 --> 01:03:06,263 25 fucking magic mushrooms, and you'll be dead in three mouth fulls. 903 01:03:07,471 --> 01:03:08,540 Morning boys. 904 01:03:08,671 --> 01:03:11,026 Double cheeseburger, large portion of fries please, and a diet Coke. 905 01:03:11,071 --> 01:03:13,347 - Thanks. - We've only hot dogs, no butter. 906 01:03:13,392 --> 01:03:15,667 Only fucking hot dogs it is! 907 01:03:15,752 --> 01:03:19,427 - Anything on it? - Anything you like, snappy now. 908 01:03:20,432 --> 01:03:22,821 Quiet little spot you got here boys. 909 01:03:24,193 --> 01:03:25,181 Aye... 910 01:03:25,593 --> 01:03:27,504 You want to get yourselves in the thick of it. 911 01:03:27,712 --> 01:03:29,112 A bit more bloody action. 912 01:03:30,993 --> 01:03:32,665 Down there, you should be now. 913 01:03:33,633 --> 01:03:36,387 Aye, down there. Down there... 914 01:03:37,394 --> 01:03:39,112 - by the church. - Aye. 915 01:03:39,634 --> 01:03:41,033 - 90p. - Aye. 916 01:03:42,874 --> 01:03:44,785 Gonna be a big one, down there today. 917 01:03:47,395 --> 01:03:49,067 Lot of people coming from the town. 918 01:03:49,675 --> 01:03:52,712 Fire palaver. 919 01:03:53,195 --> 01:03:56,904 From the caravans. Someone Should be fucking strung up for it. 920 01:03:56,995 --> 01:03:59,749 - I know. - Aye. 921 01:04:01,835 --> 01:04:03,235 Down there you want to be boys. 922 01:04:03,636 --> 01:04:05,228 After the service... 923 01:04:05,755 --> 01:04:07,747 gonna be a lot of starving people coming out of that church. 924 01:04:07,796 --> 01:04:09,627 You could make a fucking killing. 925 01:04:11,596 --> 01:04:13,906 Fucking hell, plenty of through on these. 926 01:04:14,356 --> 01:04:15,631 Very, very unusual. 927 01:04:16,997 --> 01:04:20,387 Come on boy. See you tomorrow with any luck. 928 01:04:24,638 --> 01:04:27,198 If I was those twins I'd have had... 929 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:29,388 my family fucking cremated, not buried. 930 01:04:29,478 --> 01:04:31,708 The twins have disappeared, haven't been consulted on the matter. 931 01:04:31,878 --> 01:04:35,791 All I'm saying if you're torched in a fire accident... 932 01:04:35,878 --> 01:04:38,233 may as well be burned again in the crematorium. 933 01:04:38,559 --> 01:04:40,753 - It wasn't an accident. - Whatever. 934 01:04:40,798 --> 01:04:42,676 Fucking manslaughter then. 935 01:04:42,719 --> 01:04:46,395 The twins Bryn's poodle's head off. 936 01:04:46,439 --> 01:04:48,475 - You are joking. - So... 937 01:04:48,519 --> 01:04:50,635 Who was behind the fire, Terry? 938 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:54,032 The twins. The fucking twins! Is that why they disappeared? 939 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,752 No, Terry. For fucks sake. 940 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,951 Cartwright was striking back at the twins for... 941 01:04:58,001 --> 01:05:00,070 what they did to his fucking poodle. 942 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,115 He probably got some other twat to do the dirty work. 943 01:05:04,521 --> 01:05:06,591 Like a revenge kind of thing? 944 01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:14,794 - I thought the dog was dead. - It must have got out. 945 01:05:16,602 --> 01:05:19,116 What was Fergie's collar doing on that mongrel's neck? 946 01:05:19,202 --> 01:05:22,239 - I thought you had the collar. - I know. I did. 947 01:05:22,962 --> 01:05:26,239 So how the fuck did it end up on that animal's fucking neck? 948 01:05:26,723 --> 01:05:29,954 I slipped the collar around its neck before torching the kennel. 949 01:05:32,203 --> 01:05:33,875 What the fuck for? 950 01:05:34,043 --> 01:05:38,322 It was a fucking symbolic thing. So they knew you meant business. 951 01:05:38,524 --> 01:05:42,118 A sort of Italian touch. Classy. 952 01:05:43,444 --> 01:05:44,433 Classy? 953 01:05:46,844 --> 01:05:48,597 You're a fucking moron. 954 01:05:50,085 --> 01:05:53,395 - What about Greyo? - He's gonna have a pop. 955 01:05:55,165 --> 01:05:57,235 At me? Have a pop at me? 956 01:05:57,285 --> 01:06:01,324 - It's a murder, Bryn. He knows. - Don't worry about Greyo. 957 01:06:01,565 --> 01:06:03,157 He knows fuck all. 958 01:06:04,286 --> 01:06:06,958 I'll deal with Greyo. We both will. 959 01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:09,918 - Hugh. - Hello, Bryn. 960 01:06:10,726 --> 01:06:12,444 Calm down. 961 01:06:13,046 --> 01:06:15,959 Why don't they put them all in one grave, Dai? 962 01:06:16,246 --> 01:06:17,236 What? 963 01:06:18,487 --> 01:06:22,720 One on top of the other. Like a triple decker. 964 01:06:23,408 --> 01:06:25,238 A triple fucking decker? 965 01:06:25,888 --> 01:06:29,358 They were all related. They could crunch up. 966 01:06:30,008 --> 01:06:32,283 Crunch up? What do you mean crunch up? 967 01:06:32,408 --> 01:06:36,117 Crunch up. They could keep each other company. 968 01:06:36,968 --> 01:06:40,165 - Crunch up, the three of them. - Chip they are fucking dead! 969 01:06:40,328 --> 01:06:42,717 - Yeah, I know that. - Then shut up then! 970 01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:54,801 - Jesus! - What's going on? 971 01:06:55,490 --> 01:06:57,561 Come back here! 972 01:06:57,650 --> 01:07:00,323 Come back here! 973 01:07:31,973 --> 01:07:35,568 You only meant to fuck up the dog! It was a dog job gone wrong. 974 01:07:35,614 --> 01:07:36,603 But you fucked up! 975 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:40,408 Greyo, you are the one who is fucked up! 976 01:07:41,374 --> 01:07:43,808 It doesn't have to be murder. 977 01:07:45,494 --> 01:07:49,089 Manslaughter. That's all it was, really. 978 01:07:49,534 --> 01:07:52,571 You got clear form, good lawyer, iffy judge. 979 01:07:52,775 --> 01:07:55,653 We'll sort out four years and you'll end up with weaving baskets... 980 01:07:55,695 --> 01:07:58,164 for a two years stretch in a fucking Butlins camp. 981 01:07:58,455 --> 01:07:59,968 You got a deal. 982 01:08:02,695 --> 01:08:06,132 You better have a line of Charlie. Give hi a line, Terry. 983 01:08:06,176 --> 01:08:07,529 I've got fuck all on me, Bryn. 984 01:08:07,696 --> 01:08:09,652 - Greyo? - No! 985 01:08:10,617 --> 01:08:13,814 Twp bent coppers and not a line of Charlie between the pair of you? 986 01:08:14,136 --> 01:08:15,888 Jesus Christ. 987 01:08:18,256 --> 01:08:19,246 Allow me. 988 01:08:23,697 --> 01:08:24,846 Match ball. 989 01:08:25,538 --> 01:08:28,290 Wales vs. Scotland, Murriyfield 1977. 990 01:08:29,298 --> 01:08:34,133 The Scots have got control, been running us ragged for 15 minutes... 991 01:08:35,098 --> 01:08:38,886 But we receive the ball for Andy Irvine... 992 01:08:38,978 --> 01:08:41,492 in our own 25. 993 01:08:43,779 --> 01:08:46,373 JB passes the ball to Fenwick. 994 01:08:47,219 --> 01:08:50,734 Fenwick punts the ball out of Gerald Davies. 995 01:08:51,379 --> 01:08:53,814 Who side steps twice, palms off a man before... 996 01:08:53,859 --> 01:08:55,657 passing the ball to Phil Bennett on the outside. 997 01:08:55,780 --> 01:08:57,418 Bennett, out again to Belcher. 998 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,092 Belcher back inside to Fenwick. 999 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:02,212 Fenwick slips the ball through the eye of the needle... 1000 01:09:02,260 --> 01:09:03,489 to Bennett on the inside. 1001 01:09:03,780 --> 01:09:05,577 Two Jocks close in. What happened then, Greyo? 1002 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:08,852 Bennett side steps, leaves them both in the fucking dirt... 1003 01:09:09,061 --> 01:09:10,460 and plops the ball down. 1004 01:09:10,501 --> 01:09:14,699 Right between the fucking posts. We won 18 to 9. 1005 01:09:14,741 --> 01:09:15,811 That's right, Lucy. 1006 01:09:16,501 --> 01:09:21,815 One minute we're in the shit. Next minute we got a result. 1007 01:09:26,823 --> 01:09:30,259 Tell him, Terry. Terry, tell him. 1008 01:09:30,542 --> 01:09:33,296 - Tell me what? - Lucy, you tell him. 1009 01:09:34,743 --> 01:09:36,335 Can't fit him up, Greyo. 1010 01:09:37,624 --> 01:09:40,696 Now we're fucking talking. I got the ball now, Greyo. 1011 01:09:41,504 --> 01:09:43,415 Me 18 points, you 9. 1012 01:09:46,344 --> 01:09:48,733 I've got the fucking result. 1013 01:10:00,305 --> 01:10:03,741 - I'm putting you away, Bryn. - I can't see it myself, Greyo. 1014 01:10:03,865 --> 01:10:06,095 There's another four pounds of that shit tucked away in a safe place... 1015 01:10:06,185 --> 01:10:08,177 and they've all got Terry's little paw marks on them. 1016 01:10:08,226 --> 01:10:09,898 And yours. 1017 01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:14,222 I've been helping your pal do a bit of business. 1018 01:10:19,027 --> 01:10:20,983 I never touch the stuff myself. 1019 01:10:22,588 --> 01:10:26,740 It'd make me aggressive and unreasonable. 1020 01:10:28,747 --> 01:10:30,500 Now, work it out, Greyo. 1021 01:10:31,588 --> 01:10:33,658 I go down, Terry goes down. 1022 01:10:34,468 --> 01:10:38,620 Terry goes down, you go down with him. 1023 01:10:45,989 --> 01:10:46,978 Hey Greyo! 1024 01:10:48,230 --> 01:10:51,266 Fit someone else up. Good boy. 1025 01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:01,747 - Make up your mind time, Greyo. - What? 1026 01:11:02,710 --> 01:11:05,350 - Who do you fancy? - What do you mean, who do I fancy? 1027 01:11:05,431 --> 01:11:08,025 The fit-up. Who do you fancy for the fit-up? 1028 01:11:08,071 --> 01:11:09,709 I don't fancy anybody for the fucking fit-up. 1029 01:11:09,751 --> 01:11:11,423 Eat your custard tart. 1030 01:11:13,872 --> 01:11:16,704 - Here we go. - What the fuck are you doing now? 1031 01:11:17,272 --> 01:11:19,627 I've written down seven fuckers who we could fit-up for the fire. 1032 01:11:19,792 --> 01:11:21,544 - It's time for the tombola. - Tombola? 1033 01:11:21,752 --> 01:11:24,062 - A lucky fucking dip? - An unlucky for some one dip. 1034 01:11:24,112 --> 01:11:26,228 - Terry, you're a fucking animal. - Remember, Greyo... 1035 01:11:26,272 --> 01:11:28,342 Bryn Cartwright 18 points, us 9 points. 1036 01:11:28,512 --> 01:11:30,742 We're in this together sunshine and someone's going down for the fire. 1037 01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:32,624 - Now just fucking pick on. - You fucking pick one. 1038 01:11:32,713 --> 01:11:34,431 Does PC Plod have a fucking problem? 1039 01:11:34,633 --> 01:11:36,066 Yeah, you. 1040 01:11:36,673 --> 01:11:39,392 You fucking crazy bastard. I want fuck all to do with this fit up. 1041 01:11:39,473 --> 01:11:41,305 - You can count me out. - Count you out? 1042 01:11:41,593 --> 01:11:43,471 You're right fucking in, Greyo. 1043 01:11:43,514 --> 01:11:45,584 Right up to your hairy arsehole, Greyo. 1044 01:11:45,954 --> 01:11:49,584 Three people, and a fucking poodle are dead, Terry. 1045 01:11:49,715 --> 01:11:52,229 Two pensioners and a fucking hooker, big deal. 1046 01:11:52,835 --> 01:11:54,746 I fucking liked her, Terry. 1047 01:11:57,875 --> 01:11:59,274 I really fucking liked her. 1048 01:12:02,076 --> 01:12:03,224 She's fucking dead. 1049 01:12:04,436 --> 01:12:08,634 What a fucking shame. I'm really fucking sorry. 1050 01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:12,711 But we're in a fucking mess. And we got a fucking job to do. 1051 01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,669 Clear up the fucking thing. 1052 01:12:15,437 --> 01:12:16,995 And when we've done the job... 1053 01:12:17,077 --> 01:12:19,032 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1054 01:12:19,076 --> 01:12:22,865 Soon as this shit's wrapped up, I am out of this shit hole. 1055 01:12:25,197 --> 01:12:27,712 Do you no where you're going? Nowhere. 1056 01:12:27,958 --> 01:12:30,472 Nowhere. You're staying right where you fucking well are. 1057 01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:32,754 Talking boring bollocks with boring fuck heads... 1058 01:12:32,798 --> 01:12:34,948 about the fucking future of Welsh fucking rugby... 1059 01:12:35,078 --> 01:12:37,990 and how Welsh fucking crap team that can't even beat Canada... 1060 01:12:38,278 --> 01:12:41,874 or Romania or Samoa... I mean Western fucking Samoa! 1061 01:12:41,959 --> 01:12:44,268 You mucky fucking tosspot wanker! 1062 01:12:45,879 --> 01:12:47,107 Fuck off. 1063 01:12:48,279 --> 01:12:50,873 Yeah. Fucking yeah. 1064 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,992 You're an iffy copper, who does a bit of this and a bit of that... 1065 01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:00,679 likes a laugh, but knows where to draw the thin blue line... 1066 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,632 of right and fucking wrong. 1067 01:13:06,081 --> 01:13:09,835 You're a bent copper. We're bent coppers. 1068 01:13:10,801 --> 01:13:12,996 But I'm a bent copper who's going fucking places, Greyo, you know? 1069 01:13:13,041 --> 01:13:15,158 Cause I got some fucking ambition, Do you hear me? 1070 01:13:15,202 --> 01:13:17,796 I've got some fucking ambition. I have! 1071 01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:21,396 And while you do your little lumps of dope up the club... 1072 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:23,559 I'll be shifting the big fucking lumps with the big boys... 1073 01:13:23,603 --> 01:13:27,197 cause I'm on my fucking way, Greyo! I'm on my fucking way! 1074 01:13:27,842 --> 01:13:31,040 Now pick a fucking name. 1075 01:13:31,242 --> 01:13:34,315 And let's get this fit up business over and fucking done with. 1076 01:13:35,523 --> 01:13:36,512 Pick one. 1077 01:13:46,164 --> 01:13:47,153 You fucking pick one. 1078 01:13:47,645 --> 01:13:49,396 Well jiggle the bag about a bit. 1079 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:57,403 And this week's lottery winner is... 1080 01:14:04,126 --> 01:14:05,764 - Who is it? - Oh fuck... 1081 01:14:05,966 --> 01:14:07,796 Who is it? Fucking show me! 1082 01:14:12,446 --> 01:14:14,721 Yes. Dai Rees, the karaoke king. 1083 01:14:20,246 --> 01:14:21,282 - No! - Yes! 1084 01:14:21,447 --> 01:14:24,086 - No. - You discussed the fire with Chip. 1085 01:14:25,048 --> 01:14:27,323 - No. - Yes. 1086 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:34,327 You were seen with a petrol can on the night of the fire. 1087 01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:38,167 - You're fucked! - No, no! 1088 01:14:39,169 --> 01:14:43,640 - What the fucks this then, Chip? - I don't fucking know. 1089 01:14:44,529 --> 01:14:51,321 It's the top from the petrol can used in the fucking fire. 1090 01:14:52,210 --> 01:14:55,918 We found it in your van. 1091 01:14:56,370 --> 01:14:58,167 Bollocks you did. 1092 01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:05,922 The Lewis twins fucked up your karaoke gear in Barons... 1093 01:15:06,010 --> 01:15:08,730 and they owed you money, you decided to go after the dog. 1094 01:15:08,891 --> 01:15:11,803 You didn't mean to blow up the caravan, Dai. Fair enough. 1095 01:15:12,011 --> 01:15:14,003 It was just the dog job that went wrong! 1096 01:15:14,331 --> 01:15:15,923 Chip's made a statement! 1097 01:15:16,452 --> 01:15:19,524 I was with somebody on the night of that fire. 1098 01:15:21,972 --> 01:15:23,371 You were with Chip Roberts. 1099 01:15:23,812 --> 01:15:26,452 - Fuck off, Terry. - Who were you with then? 1100 01:15:26,572 --> 01:15:28,210 Who the hell were you with then? 1101 01:15:28,252 --> 01:15:30,846 - Terry! - I was with Bonny Cartwright! 1102 01:15:30,973 --> 01:15:33,362 I was with Bonny fucking Cartwright! 1103 01:15:41,613 --> 01:15:43,764 Bonny fucking Cartwright... 1104 01:15:44,853 --> 01:15:47,414 Yeah I did! I took a duvet! 1105 01:15:47,494 --> 01:15:48,927 I sneaked in the next morning! 1106 01:15:48,974 --> 01:15:50,965 How long's it been going on? 1107 01:15:53,775 --> 01:15:56,847 Six months! Six months! He wasn't involved in the fire! 1108 01:15:56,895 --> 01:15:58,408 How many of them others at the club you been dropping 'em for? 1109 01:15:58,455 --> 01:16:00,411 - How many of the others? - There weren't any others! 1110 01:16:00,456 --> 01:16:02,174 It wasn't like that! 1111 01:16:02,255 --> 01:16:06,727 - Where else did he shag you then? - Bryn, let her be! 1112 01:16:07,176 --> 01:16:10,725 - Tell me! - Get off! 1113 01:16:12,137 --> 01:16:13,649 No, no. I know where you shagged him. 1114 01:16:13,976 --> 01:16:17,252 You brought him back here, didn't you? Fucked him on the settee! 1115 01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:19,527 - Did you fuck him on the settee? - Enough! 1116 01:16:23,057 --> 01:16:26,606 Now you listen to me! 1117 01:16:26,857 --> 01:16:28,610 You listen to me! 1118 01:16:29,857 --> 01:16:32,611 When they ask you about Dai Rees... 1119 01:16:32,698 --> 01:16:36,532 You are gonna tell them exactly what I tell you. You got it? 1120 01:16:36,578 --> 01:16:38,489 Fuck off! 1121 01:16:40,219 --> 01:16:41,208 Bastard! 1122 01:16:43,459 --> 01:16:44,812 Fuck you! 1123 01:16:53,699 --> 01:16:55,816 "When the weather's fine, you got women..." 1124 01:16:55,860 --> 01:16:57,532 "got women on your mind." 1125 01:16:58,699 --> 01:17:02,898 "Have a drink have a drive. Go out and see what you can find." 1126 01:17:04,221 --> 01:17:06,973 "If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal." 1127 01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:09,740 "If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel." 1128 01:17:09,821 --> 01:17:13,655 "Speed along the lane, do a ton or a ton and 25." 1129 01:17:14,661 --> 01:17:18,620 "When the sun goes down, you can make it good in a lay by." 1130 01:17:20,142 --> 01:17:25,216 "When the weather's fine, you can reach up and touch the sky." 1131 01:17:25,462 --> 01:17:27,418 "When the weather's fine, You got women..." 1132 01:17:27,463 --> 01:17:29,181 "You got women on your mind." 1133 01:17:30,783 --> 01:17:32,341 I've got a statement... 1134 01:17:33,263 --> 01:17:35,652 - from Bonny. - Thank fuck. Let me see. 1135 01:17:40,784 --> 01:17:42,263 Tough titty, Dai. 1136 01:17:46,304 --> 01:17:48,022 She denies being with you. 1137 01:17:58,305 --> 01:18:00,296 It's your note, Dai. 1138 01:18:01,345 --> 01:18:02,858 You can keep it. 1139 01:18:34,227 --> 01:18:35,217 Hello? 1140 01:18:38,269 --> 01:18:39,257 What? 1141 01:18:41,028 --> 01:18:43,065 - I can't help you? - Who is it? 1142 01:18:43,589 --> 01:18:44,624 It's for me. 1143 01:18:47,109 --> 01:18:48,098 No. 1144 01:18:49,669 --> 01:18:50,659 Why? 1145 01:18:52,110 --> 01:18:53,179 Look, I can't. 1146 01:18:55,709 --> 01:18:59,544 For fucks sake, you listen to me. There is no way I can speak to you. 1147 01:19:01,190 --> 01:19:02,179 No. 1148 01:19:03,911 --> 01:19:05,344 Well, of course I fucking do. 1149 01:19:05,471 --> 01:19:08,781 - Who is it? - It's Beverly, it's for me. 1150 01:19:13,991 --> 01:19:15,106 Where do you want to meet? 1151 01:19:58,315 --> 01:20:00,306 - Dad? - I know. 1152 01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:32,276 I'll check the fuses right. 1153 01:20:56,919 --> 01:21:00,151 - You burned my Mom and Dad. - And my sister. 1154 01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:03,433 Just 'cause of your fucking poodle. 1155 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,274 Hey look, it wasn't me. 1156 01:21:06,641 --> 01:21:09,109 - Please, it wasn't me. - Who was it then? 1157 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,154 - Who was it cunthead? - Terry Walsh. 1158 01:21:12,721 --> 01:21:15,713 Terry Walsh, man! It wasn't me it was him! 1159 01:21:16,041 --> 01:21:18,192 Terry Walsh, alright? 1160 01:21:18,761 --> 01:21:21,560 It was his idea. Yeah, I... 1161 01:21:22,402 --> 01:21:24,836 I didn't want anything to do with it. 1162 01:21:26,202 --> 01:21:28,319 Honest! Honest I didn't! 1163 01:21:29,602 --> 01:21:31,673 I didn't want nothing to do with it! 1164 01:21:40,044 --> 01:21:41,443 It was Terry Walsh! 1165 01:21:42,723 --> 01:21:45,237 - We'll go have a word with him then. - Yes, yeah. 1166 01:21:49,844 --> 01:21:52,278 - I'll give you anything. - Can we borrow you car Brynn? 1167 01:21:52,325 --> 01:21:54,998 - Yeah! Fucking yours man! - The speed box? 1168 01:21:55,084 --> 01:21:57,394 Have it! It's on the back! 1169 01:21:57,644 --> 01:21:59,681 - Golf clubs? - Take 'em! 1170 01:22:08,605 --> 01:22:09,595 Thank you. 1171 01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:56,800 What's your handicap, Bryn? 1172 01:22:59,330 --> 01:23:00,319 Not bad. 1173 01:23:04,651 --> 01:23:05,639 What happened? 1174 01:23:07,490 --> 01:23:10,164 - Bryn was behind the fire. - I know that. 1175 01:23:11,931 --> 01:23:14,570 Bonny was with Dai Rees the night of the fire. 1176 01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:17,083 Brynn mad her sign that statement. 1177 01:23:17,172 --> 01:23:20,607 Dai Rees and Chip Roberts have fuck all to do with that fire. 1178 01:23:20,651 --> 01:23:21,801 Where's the coke? 1179 01:23:22,211 --> 01:23:23,201 No. 1180 01:23:24,452 --> 01:23:26,966 Tell me where it is. I can unload it. 1181 01:23:27,372 --> 01:23:30,410 You'll have enough cash to fuck off for a while. To fuck off out of it. 1182 01:23:31,013 --> 01:23:34,244 You and Bonny. And Dai and Chip walk free. 1183 01:23:34,533 --> 01:23:37,286 - He'll find me. - I'll take care of Bryn. 1184 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:39,685 Now tell me where the stuff is. 1185 01:23:40,813 --> 01:23:43,281 - You get us out of here, Greyo? - It's a deal. 1186 01:23:43,333 --> 01:23:45,006 - You swear? - I swear. 1187 01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:50,049 It's up in the house, in the garage. 1188 01:23:51,094 --> 01:23:53,164 It's in a life jacket in the boat. 1189 01:23:55,095 --> 01:23:56,084 OK. 1190 01:23:57,495 --> 01:23:59,564 - Where is he now? - He's going to the club. 1191 01:23:59,695 --> 01:24:02,004 - And Bonny? - The Ponderosa. 1192 01:24:03,855 --> 01:24:05,413 Who did he pay to do the fire? 1193 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:08,365 I don't know. 1194 01:24:11,215 --> 01:24:13,366 Give it an hour and go and pack your bags. 1195 01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:16,328 Nice and easy, plenty of time. 1196 01:24:16,536 --> 01:24:19,097 - It's gonna be ok. - Ouch. 1197 01:24:27,497 --> 01:24:30,058 Yo? Who is it? 1198 01:24:31,417 --> 01:24:32,407 Who is it? 1199 01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:11,254 Come one boys. 1200 01:25:11,381 --> 01:25:13,258 Boys, in here. Get in, boys. 1201 01:25:14,341 --> 01:25:15,330 Hurry, lads. 1202 01:25:22,822 --> 01:25:25,461 Go on. Get in. 1203 01:26:39,668 --> 01:26:41,021 Oh God! 1204 01:26:52,789 --> 01:26:55,064 Bonny! Bonny! 1205 01:26:55,430 --> 01:26:58,467 Bonny! Where are you? 1206 01:26:59,510 --> 01:27:00,499 What? 1207 01:28:17,956 --> 01:28:18,945 Right then. 1208 01:28:25,797 --> 01:28:28,630 Help me! Help! 1209 01:29:51,164 --> 01:29:53,519 He wanted to be buried at sea, you see. 1210 01:29:53,804 --> 01:29:57,161 - Who? - Fatty, Fatty Lewis. 1211 01:29:57,805 --> 01:30:02,355 He wanted to be buried at sea. Good old boy Fatty. 1212 01:30:11,206 --> 01:30:13,959 Right then. If it floats for more than three seconds... 1213 01:30:14,005 --> 01:30:15,997 you've got to have a huge toke on the bong and hold your breath... 1214 01:30:16,046 --> 01:30:17,877 until it fucking sinks. 1215 01:30:18,206 --> 01:30:19,720 What if it sinks in less than three seconds? 1216 01:30:19,767 --> 01:30:21,837 If it fucking sinks in less than three seconds... 1217 01:30:21,887 --> 01:30:23,559 I'll have a huge toke of the bong... 1218 01:30:23,607 --> 01:30:26,326 and hold my breathe for fucking 25 seconds. 1219 01:30:26,367 --> 01:30:27,641 Alright then. 1220 01:30:28,087 --> 01:30:31,636 1, 2, 3, 4, 4.5, 5. 1221 01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:34,400 Fucking had you! 1222 01:30:55,489 --> 01:30:57,845 Do you think this boat'll get us to Morocco? 1223 01:30:58,089 --> 01:30:59,523 I don't know. 1224 01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:02,082 Do you think we have enough petrol? 1225 01:31:03,370 --> 01:31:05,201 Aye, probably.