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J“ raindrops on roses

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j“ and whiskers on kittens

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j“ bright copper kettles

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j“ and warm woollen mittens

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j“ brown paper packages

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j“ tied up with strings

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j“ these are a few

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j“ of my favourite things j“

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'We were somewhere around
barstow, on the edge of the desert,

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'when the drugs
began to take hold.'

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'I remember saying
something like...'

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I feel a bit lightheaded.
Maybe you should drive.

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'Suddenly there was a terrible roar
all around us.

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'And the sky was full
of what looked like huge bats.

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'Aii swooping and screeching
and diving around the car.

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'And a voice was screaming...'

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holy Jesus!
What are these goddamn animals?

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- You say something?
- Hmm?

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Never mind.

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It's your turn to drive.

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' "No point in mentioning these bats",
I thought.

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'The poor bastard
will see them soon enough.'

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- j“ baby, I'm starting to feel human
- j“ oh, oh, yeah

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- j“ hey, hey, feel with me, baby
- j“ oh, oh, yeah

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j“ cos I feel it coming on... j“

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fucking pigs! Flying!

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All right, let's see.

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'We had two bags of grass,
75 pellets of mescaline,

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'five sheets of high-powered blotter acid,
a salt shaker half full of cocaine,

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'a whole galaxy of multicoloured uppers,
downers, screamers, iaughers.

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'Also, a quart of Tequila,
a quart of rum,

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'a case of beer,
a pint of raw ether...'

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- shit!
- 'Two dozen amyls.

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'Not that we needed
all that for the trip,

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'but once you get locked
into a serious drug collection,

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'the tendency is to push it
as far as you can.

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'The only thing that really worried me
was the ether.

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'There is nothing in the world more
helpless and irresponsible and depraved

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'than a man in the depths
of an ether binge,

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'and I knew we'd get
into that rotten stuff pretty soon.'

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'A house subcommittee
report says,

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'illegal drugs killed 160 American gls
last year, 40 of them in Vietnam.

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'Drugs...'

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One toke, man!

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J“ one toke over the line

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j“ sitting downtown
at a railway station

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j“ one toke over the line...

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One toke, you poor fool?

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J“ sweet, sweet Mary...

50
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Wait till you see
those goddamned bats, man.

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J“ time

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j“ one toke over the line j“

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- let's give that boy a lift.
- What? No!

54
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Wait! We can't stop here.
This is bat country.

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Hot damn! I never rode
in a convertible before!

56
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Is that right?

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Well, I guess you're about ready then,
aren't you?

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We're your friends.

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We're not like the others, man. Really.

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No more of that talk or I'll put
the fucking leeches on you, understand?

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Get in.

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"'How long could we maintain,"
I wondered.

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'How long before one of us
starts raving and jabbering at this boy?

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'What will he think then?

65
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'This same lonely desert was the last
known home of the manson family.

66
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'Will he make that grim connection

67
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'when my attorney
starts screaming about bats

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'and huge manta rays
coming down on the car?

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'If so, well, we'll just have to cut his
head off and Bury him somewhere.

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'Cos it goes without saying
that we can't turn him loose.

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'He'd report us at once

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'to some kind of outback
Nazi law enforcement agency

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'and they'll run us down
like dogs.'

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Jesus, did I say that?

75
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'Orjust think it?

76
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'Was I talking?
Did they hear me?'

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it's ok. Just admiring
the shape of your skull.

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No, thanks!

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"'Maybe I'd better have a chat
with this boy", I thought.'

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I have asthma.

81
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'Perhaps if I explain things,
he'll rest easy.'

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all right, listen.

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There's one thing
you should probably understand.

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Can you hear me? Good.

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- I want you to have all the background.
- Ooh...

86
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This is a very ominous assignment
with overtones of extreme personal danger.

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I'm a doctor of journalism, man.

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This is important, goddamn it!
This is a fucking true story!

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Shit! Hey, what're you doing?
Sit down. Get the fuck...

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Get your hands
off my fucking head!

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Now, now, now.

92
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'Our vibrations were getting nasty,
but why?

93
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'Was there no communication
in this car?

94
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'Had we deteriorated
to the level of dumb beasts?'

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I want you to understand that this man
at the wheel is my attorney.

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He's not just some dingbat
I found on the strip, man.

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He's a foreigner.

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I think he's probably Samoan.

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It doesn't matter, though, does it?

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- Are you prejudiced?
- Hell, no.

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I didn't think so.

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Because in spite of his race,
this man is extremely valuable to me.

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Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer.
You want some?

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- No.
- How about some ether?

105
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- What?
- Never mind.

106
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All right, let's get right
to the heart of this thing.

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24 hours ago, we were sitting...

108
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'...in the pogo lounge
of the Beverly heights hotel.

109
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'In the patio section, of course.

110
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'Drinking Singapore slings
with mescal on the side.

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'Hiding from the brutish realities
of this foul year of our lord, 1971 .'

112
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cops were going apeshit...

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Perhaps this is the call
you've been waiting for all this time, sir.

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Perhaps.

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Yeah?

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Mm-hmm.

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Mmm. Really? All right. Yeah?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Ok, bye.

119
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That was headquarters.
They want me to...

120
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Thank you.

121
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They want me to go
to Las Vegas at once.

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Make contact with a Portuguese
photographer named lacerda.

123
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He'll have all the details.

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All I have to do
is check into my soundproof suite.

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He'll seek me out.
What do you think?

126
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Sounds like real trouble.

127
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You're gonna need plenty of legal advice
before this thing is over.

128
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Oh, yeah.

129
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As your attorney, I advise you
to rent a very fast car with no top.

130
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And you'll need the cocaine.

131
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Tape recorder for special music.

132
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Acapulco shirts.

133
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Get the hell out of la
for at least 48 hours.

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- Blows my weekend.
- Why?

135
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Cos, naturally,
I'm gonna have to go with you.

136
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And we're gonna have
to arm ourselves to the teeth.

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Well, why not?

138
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I mean, if a thing's worth doing,
it's worth doing right, huh?

139
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This is the American dream
in action.

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Wait!

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Shit, we'd be fools not to ride this
strange torpedo all the way out to the end.

142
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Indeed. We must do it.

143
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What kind of story is this?

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It's the mint 400.

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The richest off-road race
for motorcycles and dune buggies

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in the history
of organised sport.

147
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It's a fantastic spectacle
in honour of some fatback grosero,

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who owns the luxurious mint hotel
in downtown Las Vegas.

149
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At least that's what
the press release says, anyway.

150
00:08:04,823 --> 00:08:07,909
Well, as your attorney,
I advise you to buy a motorcycle.

151
00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:10,370
How else can you cover
a thing like this righteously?

152
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Well, we're gonna have
to drum it up on our own.

153
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Pure Gonzo journalism.

154
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Shit!

155
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'Getting hold of the drugs
and shirts had been no problem.

156
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'But the car and tape recorder
were not easy things to round up

157
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'at 6:30 on a Friday afternoon
in Hollywood.'

158
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sounds beautiful.
Great, hang on to it.

159
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Fucking a, the gentleman
has a major credit card!

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That's right, man. Don't take any guff
from these fucking swine.

161
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I just got through saying that. Do you
realise who the fuck you're talking to?

162
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- Right.
- Do you?

163
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Be over in 30 minutes.

164
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We're gonna need a sound store.

165
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We won't make the nut
unless we have unlimited credit.

166
00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,422
Jesus Christ. We will, man.

167
00:09:02,547 --> 00:09:03,798
You Samoans are all the same.

168
00:09:04,466 --> 00:09:08,803
You have no faith in the essential decency
of the white man's culture.

169
00:09:09,512 --> 00:09:11,014
'The store was closed.

170
00:09:11,139 --> 00:09:13,141
'But the salesman
said he could wait if we hurry.'

171
00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:16,144
'But we were delayed en route

172
00:09:16,269 --> 00:09:18,938
'when a stingray in front of us
killed a pedestrian.

173
00:09:20,774 --> 00:09:23,026
'We had trouble again
with the car rental agency.'

174
00:09:23,151 --> 00:09:24,986
hey, mr Duke, we're all settled.

175
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If I could just get your John hancock,
you're on your way.

176
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Yeah.

177
00:09:28,615 --> 00:09:31,201
Er... listen, you're gonna be
real careful with this car, right?

178
00:09:31,326 --> 00:09:32,926
- Oh, yeah, man. Of course.
- Good. Jeez!

179
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No, no, no!

180
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Holy smokes!

181
00:09:42,462 --> 00:09:46,049
You just backed over... a two-foot concrete
abutment, you didn't even slow down.

182
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What were you going about, I don't know,
45 miles an hour backwards?

183
00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:50,220
- Hey.
- There's no harm done.

184
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Oh?

185
00:09:51,471 --> 00:09:53,574
I always test the transmission that way,
the rear end for stress factors.

186
00:09:53,598 --> 00:09:55,183
Boy, this is really a nice pen, man.

187
00:09:55,308 --> 00:09:57,060
Hey, er... listen, you...

188
00:09:57,185 --> 00:09:59,687
You fellows haven't been...
Drinking, have you?

189
00:09:59,813 --> 00:10:01,648
- No. Not me.
- Oh.

190
00:10:01,773 --> 00:10:03,358
We're responsible people.

191
00:10:03,483 --> 00:10:07,070
Hey, hey, hey!
Goddamn it, you've got my pen!

192
00:10:08,822 --> 00:10:11,241
Goddamn hippies!

193
00:10:13,201 --> 00:10:16,913
'We spent the rest of that night
rounding up materials and packing the car.

194
00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:20,375
'Then we ate some mescaline
and went swimming.

195
00:10:22,794 --> 00:10:24,462
'Our trip was different.

196
00:10:24,587 --> 00:10:26,089
'It was to be a classic affirmation

197
00:10:26,214 --> 00:10:28,550
'of everything right and true
in the national character.

198
00:10:28,675 --> 00:10:32,762
'A gross physical salute to the fantastic
possibilities of life in this country.

199
00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:34,327
'But only for those with true grit.'

200
00:10:34,889 --> 00:10:36,641
and we are chock full of that, man.

201
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,686
Damn right!

202
00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:42,856
My attorney understands this concept,
despite his racial handicap.

203
00:10:43,565 --> 00:10:44,983
But do you?

204
00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:50,071
'He said he understood,
but I could see in his eyes that he didn't.

205
00:10:50,196 --> 00:10:52,031
'He was lying to me.'

206
00:11:06,754 --> 00:11:08,256
- Medicine!
- What?

207
00:11:08,381 --> 00:11:09,883
- Medicine!
- Medicine?

208
00:11:10,008 --> 00:11:11,593
Oh, yeah, medicine. Right.
Right here.

209
00:11:11,718 --> 00:11:14,888
Don't worry.
This man has a bad heart.

210
00:11:15,013 --> 00:11:16,514
Angina pectoris.

211
00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:18,725
But we have a cure for it.
Here you go.

212
00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:19,934
All right.

213
00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:23,479
Big whiff. Big whiff.
Big whiff, Sonny boy.

214
00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,857
There you go. Much better.

215
00:11:25,982 --> 00:11:27,567
Now for the doctor.

216
00:11:41,456 --> 00:11:43,291
What the...?

217
00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:46,377
What the fuck are we doing out here
in the middle of the desert?

218
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:49,255
Somebody call the police.
We need help.

219
00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:52,050
We need help.
We need help. We need help.

220
00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:02,977
The truth.

221
00:12:04,229 --> 00:12:05,647
Truth?

222
00:12:06,731 --> 00:12:08,251
- Now, we're going to Vegas...
- Vegas.

223
00:12:09,234 --> 00:12:12,946
To croak a scag baron
named savage Henry.

224
00:12:13,071 --> 00:12:14,072
It's true.

225
00:12:14,197 --> 00:12:17,450
Why? Because I've known him for years
but he ripped us off.

226
00:12:17,575 --> 00:12:19,744
And you know what that means.

227
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,412
And you know what that means.
Right?

228
00:12:21,537 --> 00:12:22,538
- Mm-hmm.

229
00:12:22,664 --> 00:12:28,086
- Savage Henry has cashed his check.
- Cashed his check.

230
00:12:28,211 --> 00:12:31,297
And we're gonna rip his lungs out.

231
00:12:31,422 --> 00:12:33,007
That bastard won't get away with this.

232
00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:36,970
I mean, what is going on in this country
when a scum sucker like that

233
00:12:37,095 --> 00:12:39,031
can get away with sandbagging
a doctor of journalism?

234
00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:41,057
Can you tell me that?

235
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:43,017
- Hey!
- Thanks for the ride! I like you guys!

236
00:12:43,142 --> 00:12:45,311
- Really, don't worry about me!
- Wait a minute!

237
00:12:45,436 --> 00:12:47,272
Come back and have a beer!

238
00:12:47,981 --> 00:12:50,275
Shit. Fuck.

239
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,651
I'm gonna miss him.

240
00:12:53,027 --> 00:12:54,529
- Move over.
- Did you see his eyes?

241
00:12:54,654 --> 00:12:56,757
We have to get out of California
before that kid finds a cop.

242
00:12:56,781 --> 00:12:59,033
Come on. Scoot over, you fat bastard.

243
00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:03,997
- We had a real freak on our hands!
- Oh, shit.

244
00:13:06,457 --> 00:13:08,793
'It was absolutely imperative
that we get to the mint hotel

245
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,521
'before the deadline
for press registration.

246
00:13:10,545 --> 00:13:14,757
'Otherwise we might have to pay
for our suite.'

247
00:13:19,595 --> 00:13:21,681
Jesus!

248
00:13:21,806 --> 00:13:25,310
Did you see what god
just did to us, man?

249
00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:26,769
God didn't do that. You did it.

250
00:13:26,894 --> 00:13:29,147
You're a fucking narcotics agent.
I knew it.

251
00:13:29,272 --> 00:13:32,608
That was our cocaine, you pig!
You fucking pig, swine, whore!

252
00:13:32,734 --> 00:13:34,610
You better be careful.

253
00:13:34,736 --> 00:13:38,489
Plenty of vultures out here that'll pick
your bones clean before morning.

254
00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:41,326
You fucking whore.

255
00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:45,204
Here's your half
of the sunshine acid. Eat it.

256
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,206
Yeah.

257
00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:49,500
Great.

258
00:13:50,752 --> 00:13:51,836
How long do I have?

259
00:13:52,378 --> 00:13:54,315
As your attorney,
I advise you to drive at top speed

260
00:13:54,339 --> 00:13:56,424
or it'll be a goddamn miracle
if we can get there

261
00:13:56,549 --> 00:13:59,135
before you turn
into a wild animal.

262
00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:06,017
Are you ready for that?

263
00:14:06,142 --> 00:14:08,811
Checking into a Vegas hotel
under a phony name

264
00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:12,940
with intent to commit capital fraud
and a head full of acid?

265
00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:14,901
I sure hope so.

266
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:19,030
'30 minutes.
It was going to be very close.'

267
00:14:23,284 --> 00:14:25,286
J“ well, she's all you'd ever want

268
00:14:25,411 --> 00:14:28,998
j“ she's the kind I'd like to flaunt
and take to dinner...

269
00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:31,209
'Welcome to the mint hotel!'

270
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,086
j“ well, she always knows her place

271
00:14:33,211 --> 00:14:35,546
j“ she's got style, she's got grace,
she's a winner...

272
00:14:38,966 --> 00:14:41,552
J“ she's a lady

273
00:14:41,677 --> 00:14:43,179
j“ whoa, whoa, whoa

274
00:14:43,304 --> 00:14:45,556
- j“ she's a lady...
- Hmm. Mmm?

275
00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:49,352
J“ talking about my little lady... j“

276
00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:51,687
come on, take the ticket.
We're busy here.

277
00:14:51,813 --> 00:14:53,856
Come on, take the ticket.
Take it.

278
00:14:54,649 --> 00:14:56,317
Take the ticket.

279
00:14:58,403 --> 00:15:01,322
- I need this, right?
- I'll remember your face.

280
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:07,787
'There is no way
of explaining the terror I felt.'

281
00:15:09,789 --> 00:15:12,792
'Attention, all mint hotel guests.

282
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:18,673
'Will the owner of a green pinto,
Minnesota license plate tg0432...'

283
00:15:18,798 --> 00:15:20,633
'I was pouring sweat.

284
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:23,511
'My blood is too thick
for Nevada.

285
00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:26,196
'I've never been able to properly
explain myself in this climate.

286
00:15:27,849 --> 00:15:31,060
'Ok. Be quiet, be calm.

287
00:15:32,186 --> 00:15:36,858
'Name, rank and press affiliation.
Nothing else.'

288
00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:40,069
hamburger stand.
She was a waitress about 16 years old.

289
00:15:40,194 --> 00:15:43,030
They chopped her goddamn head off
right there in the parking lot.

290
00:15:43,156 --> 00:15:45,300
Then they cut all kinds of holes in her
and sucked out the blood.

291
00:15:45,324 --> 00:15:48,077
They were after the pineal gland, I think.

292
00:15:48,202 --> 00:15:50,621
Yeah. No. How's your mama?

293
00:15:50,746 --> 00:15:51,998
'Ignore this terrible drug.

294
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,960
'Yeah.
Pretend it's not happening.'

295
00:15:58,212 --> 00:16:00,214
Hi there!

296
00:16:01,424 --> 00:16:03,259
My name?

297
00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:08,014
Raoul Duke!
On the list. Freelance.

298
00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:10,975
On the list, then?
Total coverage.

299
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:17,023
I have my attorney...

300
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,360
With me.

301
00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:24,322
And I realise that his name
is not on that list.

302
00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:28,367
But we must have that suite!
Yes, we must have that suite.

303
00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:32,246
What's the score here?
What's next?

304
00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:34,457
Your suite isn't ready yet.

305
00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:37,502
But someone was looking for you.

306
00:16:37,627 --> 00:16:39,962
No!
We haven't done anything yet! Move!

307
00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:41,923
I can handle this.

308
00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:45,551
This man suffers
from a bad heart.

309
00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:48,721
But I have plenty of medicine.
My name is dr Gonzo.

310
00:16:48,846 --> 00:16:51,224
Prepare our suite at once.
We'll be in the bar.

311
00:17:06,113 --> 00:17:09,116
I don't know about you,
but I'm starting to feel that drink.

312
00:17:13,371 --> 00:17:16,707
Hey, beat it. Beat it. Go on.

313
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:21,212
Well, I like
the way you did that.

314
00:17:21,337 --> 00:17:24,006
Come on. Come on. Come on.

315
00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:25,633
- What's that?
- Come on, come on.

316
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:27,027
- Let's get some peanuts.
- Peanuts?

317
00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:28,886
That's one thing
that's good for you, man.

318
00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:31,013
- Peanuts, man.
- Jesus! Oh, god!

319
00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:32,824
Two Cuba libres, beer
and mescal on the side.

320
00:17:32,848 --> 00:17:34,350
You got it.

321
00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:37,353
- I'll bet you're a libra.
- Mmm.

322
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,445
- Who's lacerda?
- Lacerda?

323
00:17:46,571 --> 00:17:48,823
Yeah, he's waiting for us
on the 12th floor.

324
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:51,867
Room 1250. Lacerda.

325
00:17:51,993 --> 00:17:54,161
'I couldn't remember.

326
00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:57,331
'The name rang a bell,
but I couldn't concentrate.

327
00:17:57,456 --> 00:18:00,042
'Terrible things were happening
all around us.'

328
00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:05,256
Buy us some golf shoes, otherwise
we'll never get out of this place alive.

329
00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:11,971
Impossible to walk in this muck.
No footing at all.

330
00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:18,102
'Mr Roger Pratt,
please call the hotel operator.'

331
00:18:20,104 --> 00:18:25,901
J“ how can I bear
to see your heart break?

332
00:18:26,027 --> 00:18:30,656
J“ to see your heart break
over me... j“

333
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,851
'I was right in the middle
of a fucking reptile zoo

334
00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:02,146
'and somebody was giving booze
to these goddamn things.

335
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,524
'It won't be long now
before they tear us to shreds.'

336
00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:23,250
Please! Tell them to get out
their fucking golf shoes!

337
00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:28,714
Jesus god almighty,
look at that bunch over there, man.

338
00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:30,508
They've spotted us.

339
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,802
That's the press table, man.

340
00:19:32,927 --> 00:19:35,930
We're gonna have to sign in
for our credentials.

341
00:19:37,682 --> 00:19:39,225
- Ok?
- Hmm?

342
00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:42,019
- Are you ready?
- Mmm?

343
00:19:42,144 --> 00:19:44,313
Are you ready?

344
00:19:44,438 --> 00:19:46,678
- Come on, hurry up.
- Wait! Fucking don't leave me here!

345
00:19:49,485 --> 00:19:54,824
Two club sandwiches,
and two more club sandwiches.

346
00:19:54,949 --> 00:19:58,536
One, two, three, four
shrimp cocktails.

347
00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,789
- Mm-hmm. And nine fresh grapefruit.
- Hmm?

348
00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:03,916
Vitamin c. Need all we can get.

349
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:07,378
- Four chicken...
- There's a big machine in the sky.

350
00:20:07,503 --> 00:20:09,255
- Some kind of...
- Quart of rum.

351
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,674
Well, electric snake
coming straight at us.

352
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:13,217
Shoot it.

353
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:16,220
Not yet.
I want to study its habits.

354
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,014
You motorcycle people
sure are hearty eaters.

355
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:22,893
Not done with the cart? I need the cart.
I need to return with the cart.

356
00:20:23,018 --> 00:20:26,772
Thank you, but the cart
needs to go back with... I'll be back!

357
00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:28,458
- You bastard.
- I've been hit, man!

358
00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,568
I leave you alone
for three minutes

359
00:20:30,693 --> 00:20:34,739
and you start waving that goddamn
marlin spike around yelling about reptiles.

360
00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:36,699
What're you talking about, man?

361
00:20:36,824 --> 00:20:39,744
You scared the shit out of those people.
They were ready to call the cops.

362
00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:41,629
Yes, sir, you were lucky
I came back in time.

363
00:20:41,704 --> 00:20:46,792
Don't come near me.
Don't come fucking near me!

364
00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:47,918
Leave me alone.

365
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:49,813
Hell, the only reason
they gave us press passes

366
00:20:49,837 --> 00:20:51,172
was to get you out of there, man.

367
00:20:51,297 --> 00:20:53,048
Oh, god! What's that?

368
00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:56,177
That scene straightened me
right out, man.

369
00:20:56,302 --> 00:20:58,304
Who's at the door?

370
00:21:00,055 --> 00:21:01,974
'As the bombing
continues in Laos...'

371
00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:04,018
just a minute.

372
00:21:04,143 --> 00:21:06,687
Holy shit. Oh, my god.

373
00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:14,236
Hi. I'm lacerda, er...
Your photographer.

374
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:21,619
- Duke?
- Mm-hmm.

375
00:21:21,744 --> 00:21:23,329
Back there.

376
00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,122
Duke?

377
00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:27,750
Duke? Hi!

378
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,127
Lacerda. Your photographer.

379
00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:32,087
You're not Portuguese, man!

380
00:21:32,213 --> 00:21:34,882
Hey, too bad you guys
missed the bikes checking in.

381
00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:37,009
Oh, man, what a sight!

382
00:21:37,134 --> 00:21:41,806
Husquavarnas, yamahas, dmzs.

383
00:21:41,931 --> 00:21:43,599
Kawasakis!

384
00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:46,393
Maicos. Pursang!

385
00:21:46,519 --> 00:21:49,063
Swedish fireballs.

386
00:21:49,188 --> 00:21:52,024
Couple of triumphs.
Here and there a c2.

387
00:21:52,149 --> 00:21:54,944
All very, very fast.

388
00:21:55,069 --> 00:21:56,070
Very.

389
00:21:56,195 --> 00:21:58,447
What a race it's gonna be.

390
00:22:04,787 --> 00:22:06,288
Yeah.

391
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:12,044
I'm gonna let myself out.

392
00:22:12,169 --> 00:22:15,339
- We know what you're up to, man.
- Hmm?

393
00:22:25,891 --> 00:22:30,145
I'm gonna tell you...
He's lying to us.

394
00:22:30,271 --> 00:22:33,023
- I could see it in his eyes.
- Eyes?

395
00:22:33,148 --> 00:22:37,570
- 'Late battle reports indicate...'
- Panic now, Charlie.

396
00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:41,073
Turn this shit off.

397
00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:51,041
'The racers were ready at dawn.
Very tense.

398
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,670
'In some circles, the mint 400
is a far, far better thing

399
00:22:54,795 --> 00:22:57,715
'than the super bowl,
the Kentucky derby

400
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,360
'and the lower Oakland
roller derby finals all rolled into one.'

401
00:23:00,384 --> 00:23:02,219
hey! Slow down!
This is a restricted area!

402
00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:04,722
'This race attracts
a very special breed.'

403
00:23:04,847 --> 00:23:07,266
- fuck off.
- All right.

404
00:23:07,391 --> 00:23:10,728
'It was time to get grounded,
to ponder this rotten assignment

405
00:23:10,853 --> 00:23:15,482
'and figure out how to cope with it.
It was time to do the job.

406
00:23:15,608 --> 00:23:19,445
'Those of us who had been up all night
were in no mood for coffee and donuts.

407
00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:21,697
'We wanted strong drink.

408
00:23:21,822 --> 00:23:25,826
'We were, after all, the absolute cream
of the national sporting press.'

409
00:23:25,951 --> 00:23:27,202
Pull!

410
00:23:27,912 --> 00:23:32,291
'We were gathered here in Las Vegas
for this very special moment in sport.

411
00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:34,816
'When it comes to a thing like this,
they don't fool around.'

412
00:23:37,171 --> 00:23:41,342
It's just beautiful.

413
00:23:43,302 --> 00:23:45,804
Money plays. Money plays.

414
00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:49,433
Kill the body, the head will die.
Ali-Frazier fight.

415
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:52,978
- Crazy shit, man.
- A proper end to the '60s.

416
00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:56,106
Ali beaten by a human hamburger.

417
00:23:56,231 --> 00:23:57,900
Both Kennedys murdered by mutants.

418
00:23:58,025 --> 00:24:00,861
- Hey, they're starting!
- Oh, shit, they're starting. Let's go!

419
00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:02,446
'Ladies and gentlemen,

420
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:07,409
'welcome to the start
of the 50,000 dollar mint 400 desert race.

421
00:24:07,534 --> 00:24:10,704
'With a purse of 50,000 dollars
going to the winner

422
00:24:10,829 --> 00:24:16,085
'of this gruelling, gut-wrenching, dust-eating,
in-your-face motocross extravaganza!

423
00:24:17,044 --> 00:24:18,629
'And away we go!

424
00:24:18,754 --> 00:24:21,006
'We've got rooster tails going!

425
00:24:21,131 --> 00:24:23,050
'We're here to spit
in your enemy's eye!'

426
00:24:23,175 --> 00:24:25,344
there they go.

427
00:24:26,553 --> 00:24:29,306
'All right, our second group of ten
is getting in place.

428
00:24:29,431 --> 00:24:32,393
'Kawasakis, triumphs, maicos.

429
00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,186
'Here we are. We're ready to go.

430
00:24:34,311 --> 00:24:36,146
'It's the green flag,
and they're off!

431
00:24:36,271 --> 00:24:39,066
'Another great start with a lot of dirt
happening on this hill!

432
00:24:39,191 --> 00:24:41,318
'All right, here we go
with the third group.

433
00:24:41,443 --> 00:24:43,946
'And they're off! Here we go.

434
00:24:44,071 --> 00:24:49,243
'Number 45 riding in the number 4 position
is choking as the dust flies!

435
00:24:49,368 --> 00:24:52,621
'You'd better wet those bandannas
you got stretched over your face!'

436
00:24:54,415 --> 00:24:57,084
'There was something
like 190 more bikes waiting to start.'

437
00:24:57,209 --> 00:24:58,210
give me a beer, man.

438
00:24:58,335 --> 00:25:02,339
'They were due to go off,
ten at a time every two minutes.'

439
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:04,925
There you go, buddy.

440
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:09,888
- Goddamn it.
- Shit.

441
00:25:10,014 --> 00:25:13,517
- What day is it? Saturday?
- More like Sunday.

442
00:25:18,564 --> 00:25:20,399
Hello! Anyone?

443
00:25:20,524 --> 00:25:22,609
Have you seen the race?

444
00:25:22,735 --> 00:25:26,405
'By 10:00, they were spread out
all over the course.

445
00:25:26,530 --> 00:25:28,657
'It was no longer a race.

446
00:25:28,782 --> 00:25:31,702
'Now it was an endurance contest.

447
00:25:31,827 --> 00:25:36,081
'The idea of trying to cover this race in
any conventional press sense was absurd.'

448
00:25:36,206 --> 00:25:38,459
- hey! It's pretty great, huh?
- What?

449
00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:40,627
Come on in!

450
00:25:45,799 --> 00:25:49,303
I'm just gonna try different combinations
of lenses and film

451
00:25:49,428 --> 00:25:52,431
until I find something
that works in this dust!

452
00:25:54,516 --> 00:25:55,851
What the hell?

453
00:25:57,352 --> 00:26:00,355
That's fucking machine guns, man.
They're firing at us.

454
00:26:00,481 --> 00:26:02,900
Machine guns.
It's a goddamn war zone, man!

455
00:26:03,025 --> 00:26:05,611
Get us out of here quick!

456
00:26:05,736 --> 00:26:07,571
Quick! We're gonna be killed,
for fuck's sake!

457
00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:12,284
What the...?
Oh, no. Oh, god. Oh, god.

458
00:26:14,453 --> 00:26:15,788
Where's the damn race?

459
00:26:16,955 --> 00:26:18,540
Beats me, man.

460
00:26:18,665 --> 00:26:21,001
We're just good, patriotic Americans
like yourself.

461
00:26:22,961 --> 00:26:24,880
What outfit you fellows with?

462
00:26:25,005 --> 00:26:28,842
Oh. The sporting press.
We're friendlies.

463
00:26:28,967 --> 00:26:29,968
Hired geeks.

464
00:26:34,973 --> 00:26:36,725
Yeah.

465
00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:39,186
Let's go.

466
00:26:39,311 --> 00:26:41,146
Good luck, gentlemen.

467
00:26:41,271 --> 00:26:43,524
- Get him!
- Freaks.

468
00:26:43,649 --> 00:26:44,650
Take me back to the pits.

469
00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:46,652
No! No, no, no.
We have to go on.

470
00:26:46,777 --> 00:26:48,779
We need total coverage!

471
00:26:48,904 --> 00:26:53,492
'It was time, I felt, for an
agonising reappraisal of the whole scene.'

472
00:26:53,617 --> 00:26:55,619
you're fired.

473
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,538
Awful jackass.

474
00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:02,626
All right.
Just drive into the dust!

475
00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:03,853
I never wanna see you again.

476
00:27:03,877 --> 00:27:06,755
I gotta take pictures.
Just drive into the dust!

477
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,632
Huh?

478
00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:10,259
Oh!

479
00:27:13,512 --> 00:27:16,014
'The race was definitely underway.

480
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:19,810
'I had witnessed the start.
I was sure of that much.

481
00:27:19,935 --> 00:27:24,648
'But what now? What comes next?'

482
00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:33,949
Put on the radio.
Turn on the tape machine.

483
00:27:34,074 --> 00:27:36,326
Roll every goddamn window down.

484
00:27:36,451 --> 00:27:39,621
Let us taste
this cool desert wind.

485
00:27:39,746 --> 00:27:43,083
Ah, yes.
This is what it's all about.

486
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,460
'Total control now.

487
00:27:45,586 --> 00:27:49,173
'Tooling along the main drag
on a Saturday night in Vegas.

488
00:27:49,298 --> 00:27:52,342
'Two good old boys
in a fire-apple red convertible.

489
00:27:52,467 --> 00:27:57,806
'Stoned, ripped, twisted,
good people.'

490
00:27:57,931 --> 00:28:01,018
hot fuck. That sounds heavy.

491
00:28:01,143 --> 00:28:04,229
29 cent hot dogs.

492
00:28:04,354 --> 00:28:06,190
What are we doing here?

493
00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:08,650
Are we here to entertain ourselves
or do the job?

494
00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:10,027
Do the job, of course.

495
00:28:10,569 --> 00:28:11,653
Here we go.

496
00:28:11,778 --> 00:28:15,240
Crab Louie and a quart of muscatel
for 20 dollars.

497
00:28:17,534 --> 00:28:20,537
As your attorney, I advise you
to drive over to the tropicana

498
00:28:20,662 --> 00:28:21,830
and pick up on guy lombardo.

499
00:28:21,955 --> 00:28:23,558
He is in the blue room
with his royal Canadians.

500
00:28:23,582 --> 00:28:26,418
- Why?
- Why? Why what?

501
00:28:26,543 --> 00:28:30,547
Why should I pay my hard-earned dollars
to watch a fucking corpse?

502
00:28:30,672 --> 00:28:32,090
I don't know about you,

503
00:28:32,216 --> 00:28:35,594
but in my line of business
it's important to be hep.

504
00:28:35,719 --> 00:28:37,387
What the hell
do you think you're doing?

505
00:28:37,512 --> 00:28:40,307
This is not a parking area!
You've got to move your car!

506
00:28:40,432 --> 00:28:43,435
You can't park your car here.
Excuse me. Sir!

507
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,145
- What?
- You can't park...

508
00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:47,189
Hey! You can't park your car here!

509
00:28:47,314 --> 00:28:49,858
Why not? Is this not
a reasonable place to park?

510
00:28:49,983 --> 00:28:52,069
Reasonable?
You're on a sidewalk!

511
00:28:52,194 --> 00:28:53,195
It's a sidewalk!

512
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,200
- This is not a parking area!
- Debbie Reynolds?

513
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,950
- You can't park on the sidewalk!
- Seems like a hot ticket.

514
00:28:58,075 --> 00:28:59,243
Excuse me, sir?

515
00:28:59,368 --> 00:29:02,371
Drove all the way from la
for this show.

516
00:29:02,496 --> 00:29:04,957
We're friends of Debbie's.

517
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,585
- Ok, bye.
- We'll see you later.

518
00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:11,797
'This was Bob hope's turf,

519
00:29:11,922 --> 00:29:15,926
'frank Sinatra's, spiro agnew's.

520
00:29:16,051 --> 00:29:20,222
'The place fairly reeked of high-grade
formica and plastic palm trees.

521
00:29:20,347 --> 00:29:24,768
'Clearly a high-class refuge
for big spenders.'

522
00:29:25,811 --> 00:29:27,396
has it started? Is she on stage?

523
00:29:27,521 --> 00:29:29,106
She is. Sold out.

524
00:29:29,231 --> 00:29:32,234
Sorry, sir.
Full house. I'm sorry, sir.

525
00:29:32,359 --> 00:29:34,194
We drove all the way from la
for this show.

526
00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:36,405
I said there are no seats left, sir,
at any price.

527
00:29:36,530 --> 00:29:39,533
Fuck seats!
We're friends with Debbie.

528
00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:41,827
I used to romp with her.

529
00:29:44,204 --> 00:29:45,872
Are you prepared to go to court?

530
00:29:45,998 --> 00:29:47,332
Well, that depends.

531
00:29:47,457 --> 00:29:49,793
I wanna talk to you
for a second here.

532
00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:54,172
Your attitude constitutes
a breach of faith.

533
00:29:54,298 --> 00:29:56,717
In Nevada, that's illegal.

534
00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:59,303
- What's your name?
- My name?

535
00:29:59,428 --> 00:30:01,096
- Yeah.
- Tony pizzacata.

536
00:30:01,221 --> 00:30:03,307
Tony pizzacata.

537
00:30:03,432 --> 00:30:05,475
What, may I ask,
is your name, sir?

538
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,853
It's on my driver's license.

539
00:30:07,978 --> 00:30:11,398
I think we, er... might be able
to squeeze you in, sir.

540
00:30:11,523 --> 00:30:14,284
- Thank you kindly.
- You'll have to stand in the back.

541
00:30:15,861 --> 00:30:19,698
'After a lot of bad noise
he let us in for nothing

542
00:30:19,823 --> 00:30:23,076
'provided we would stand quietly
in the back and not smoke.'

543
00:30:23,201 --> 00:30:25,037
excellent.

544
00:30:25,162 --> 00:30:28,081
Ladies and gentlemen,
the desert inn is proud to present

545
00:30:28,206 --> 00:30:34,212
the one, the only, the incomparable
miss Debbie Reynolds!

546
00:30:35,255 --> 00:30:36,858
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!

547
00:30:36,882 --> 00:30:40,886
It's wonderful to be here
with all you fabulous people! Whoa!

548
00:30:41,011 --> 00:30:44,890
Let's rock and roll!

549
00:30:45,015 --> 00:30:48,268
Hey! What the hell's going on?

550
00:30:48,393 --> 00:30:51,313
- Get them out!
- Come on, get out of here!

551
00:30:51,438 --> 00:30:55,108
- Get them out.
- Out!

552
00:31:04,659 --> 00:31:08,747
Shit! We wandered
into a fucking time capsule there.

553
00:31:08,872 --> 00:31:10,457
Scumbag!

554
00:31:10,582 --> 00:31:16,046
I'll find where you live and burn
your house down, you piece of shit!

555
00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:18,006
- Whoa!
- What happened?

556
00:31:18,131 --> 00:31:21,301
One of these days
I'll toss a fucking bomb in that place.

557
00:31:34,439 --> 00:31:36,691
Oh, wait. You see that?

558
00:31:36,817 --> 00:31:38,568
This is the place, man.

559
00:31:38,693 --> 00:31:41,029
They'll never fuck with us here.

560
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,281
- Where's the ether?
- Hmm?

561
00:31:43,407 --> 00:31:45,909
- Mescaline's not working.
- Oh.

562
00:31:48,954 --> 00:31:51,623
There we go. Right.

563
00:31:56,086 --> 00:31:57,587
Yeah. Why not?

564
00:31:57,712 --> 00:32:01,299
Yeah.

565
00:32:05,679 --> 00:32:10,434
'Ah, devil ether.
It makes you behave

566
00:32:10,559 --> 00:32:13,311
'like the village drunkard
in some early Irish novel.

567
00:32:13,437 --> 00:32:15,939
'Total loss of all basic motor skills.

568
00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:18,984
'Blurred vision, no balance,
numb tongue.

569
00:32:19,109 --> 00:32:20,819
'The mind recoils in horror,

570
00:32:20,944 --> 00:32:23,780
'unable to communicate
with the spinal column,

571
00:32:23,905 --> 00:32:26,008
'which is interesting because
you can actually watch yourself

572
00:32:26,032 --> 00:32:30,036
'behaving in this terrible way
but you can't control it.

573
00:32:33,748 --> 00:32:37,002
'You approach the turnstiles
and know that when you get there

574
00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:39,963
'you have to give the man two dollars
or he won't let you inside.

575
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:44,301
'But when you get there
everything goes wrong.

576
00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:47,771
'Some angry rotarian shoves you
and you think, "what's happening here?

577
00:32:47,804 --> 00:32:50,474
"'What's going on?"
And you hear yourself mumbling.'

578
00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,518
dogs fucked the pope.
No fault of mine.

579
00:32:56,438 --> 00:32:59,065
'Ether is the perfect drug
for Las Vegas.

580
00:32:59,191 --> 00:33:02,319
'In this town they love a drunk.
Fresh meat.'

581
00:33:02,444 --> 00:33:04,196
- come on, buddy. Come on.
- Holy...

582
00:33:04,321 --> 00:33:08,492
'So they put us through the turnstiles
and turned us loose inside.'

583
00:33:09,743 --> 00:33:13,246
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

584
00:33:13,371 --> 00:33:19,461
visitors of all ages,
the bazooko casino circus

585
00:33:19,586 --> 00:33:25,175
proudly presents
the flying fellinis!

586
00:33:49,908 --> 00:33:52,077
Oh, my god!

587
00:34:20,689 --> 00:34:22,440
Fuck!

588
00:34:31,366 --> 00:34:32,450
Excuse me.

589
00:34:32,576 --> 00:34:35,704
Get out of my way, you...

590
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,893
'A drug person can learn
to cope with things

591
00:34:40,917 --> 00:34:43,854
'like seeing their dead grandmother crawling
up their leg with a knife in her teeth,

592
00:34:43,878 --> 00:34:47,465
'but nobody should be asked
to handle this trip.

593
00:34:47,591 --> 00:34:50,361
'Bazooko circus is what the whole hep world
would be doing Saturday night

594
00:34:50,385 --> 00:34:52,554
'if the Nazis had won the war.

595
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:54,431
'This was the sixth reich.'

596
00:34:54,556 --> 00:34:58,059
place your bets! Where everyone
is a winner and nobody's a loser!

597
00:34:58,184 --> 00:35:02,188
Step right up and shoot the pasties
off the nipples of a 10-foot bull dyke

598
00:35:02,314 --> 00:35:04,316
and win a cotton candy goat!

599
00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:12,157
Step up to this fantastic machine!

600
00:35:12,282 --> 00:35:16,036
Forjust 99 cents,
your likeness will appear 200 feet tall

601
00:35:16,161 --> 00:35:17,996
on a screen
over downtown Las Vegas.

602
00:35:18,121 --> 00:35:20,624
Forjust 99 cents more
you can have a voice message!

603
00:35:20,749 --> 00:35:23,418
Say whatever you want, fellow!
Oh, they'll hear you, all right!

604
00:35:23,543 --> 00:35:26,504
You'll be 200 feet tall!

605
00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:31,217
'The ether was wearing off.
The acid was long gone.

606
00:35:31,343 --> 00:35:33,178
'But the mescaline
was running strong.

607
00:35:34,346 --> 00:35:36,931
'Good mescaline comes on slow.

608
00:35:37,057 --> 00:35:39,017
'The first hour's all waiting.

609
00:35:39,142 --> 00:35:41,436
'And then about halfway through
its second hour,

610
00:35:41,561 --> 00:35:44,564
'you start cursing the creep who burned you
because nothing's happening.

611
00:35:44,689 --> 00:35:46,316
'And then, zang!'

612
00:35:47,317 --> 00:35:50,820
I hate to say this
but this place is getting to me.

613
00:35:50,945 --> 00:35:54,032
I think I'm getting the fear.

614
00:35:54,741 --> 00:35:56,242
Nonsense.

615
00:35:56,368 --> 00:35:57,928
We came here to find
the American dream.

616
00:35:57,994 --> 00:36:00,747
Now that we're right in the vortex,
you wanna quit?

617
00:36:00,872 --> 00:36:03,458
You must realise, man,
we've found the main nerve.

618
00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:06,002
That's what gives me the fear.

619
00:36:06,127 --> 00:36:07,462
- Oh, look!
- What?

620
00:36:08,713 --> 00:36:11,091
There's, er... two women
fucking a polar bear.

621
00:36:11,883 --> 00:36:14,052
Don't tell me those things.

622
00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:16,596
Not now, man.

623
00:36:17,097 --> 00:36:18,515
This is my last drink.

624
00:36:19,474 --> 00:36:22,268
- How much money can you lend me?
- Not much. Why?

625
00:36:22,394 --> 00:36:24,479
- I have to go.
- Go?

626
00:36:24,604 --> 00:36:27,607
- Yeah. Leave the country.
- Oh, no. Calm down.

627
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:31,569
You'll be straight in a few hours.
Just sit down. Sit the fuck down.

628
00:36:31,695 --> 00:36:34,280
Don't fuck around, man.
This is serious.

629
00:36:34,406 --> 00:36:37,200
One more hour in this town,
I'll kill somebody.

630
00:36:38,785 --> 00:36:40,870
Ok, I'll lend you some money.

631
00:36:42,288 --> 00:36:43,957
Come with me.

632
00:36:44,082 --> 00:36:45,500
- I wanna leave fast.
- Ok.

633
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:51,423
Let's pay this bill, get up very slowly.
I think it's gonna be a long walk.

634
00:36:51,548 --> 00:36:53,550
Light, sir?

635
00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:58,763
Do they pay you
to screw that bear?

636
00:36:58,888 --> 00:37:01,182
What? What?

637
00:37:01,307 --> 00:37:03,476
- What the fuck did he say to me?
- He's drunk.

638
00:37:03,601 --> 00:37:05,854
You'd better take care
of your friend.

639
00:37:05,979 --> 00:37:08,648
Madam, sir, baby, child,
whatever, can I pay?

640
00:37:08,773 --> 00:37:10,626
Here, take this.
That should be enough, for sure.

641
00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:13,945
All right, come on.
Let's go downstairs and gamble.

642
00:37:15,864 --> 00:37:18,783
Whoop, you guys don't fucking give up.

643
00:37:18,908 --> 00:37:22,662
Where'd he go? Where did he go?

644
00:37:26,624 --> 00:37:28,710
- When is this thing gonna stop?
- Stop?

645
00:37:28,835 --> 00:37:29,919
- Stop it!
- It won't stop.

646
00:37:30,044 --> 00:37:31,796
- Stop it!
- It's never gonna stop, man.

647
00:37:31,921 --> 00:37:33,631
Don't move. You'll fall down.

648
00:37:33,757 --> 00:37:35,467
Fuck, he's...

649
00:37:36,926 --> 00:37:39,804
Where did he go? Oh.

650
00:37:39,929 --> 00:37:42,098
Come on. Let go.

651
00:37:42,223 --> 00:37:45,059
Quick, like a bunny.
Come on. Hop!

652
00:37:45,185 --> 00:37:47,020
- Come on. Hop!
- I can't!

653
00:37:47,145 --> 00:37:49,856
- Oh, you snivelling, chicken shit bastard!
- Stop it!

654
00:37:53,526 --> 00:37:54,527
All right.

655
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,661
Fuck!

656
00:38:03,787 --> 00:38:05,622
Come on.
You fell, you fell. Let's go.

657
00:38:05,747 --> 00:38:07,916
Son of a bitch. You pushed me.

658
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:10,043
- Shoo! Go away!
- Come on.

659
00:38:10,168 --> 00:38:12,670
All right. You stay here and go to jail.
I'm leaving.

660
00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:14,839
Come on, you fiend!

661
00:38:14,964 --> 00:38:16,609
- Step right over...
- Nothing. I want nothing.

662
00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:20,220
- Did you see that?
- Come on.

663
00:38:20,345 --> 00:38:22,680
Some son of a bitch
just kicked me in the back.

664
00:38:22,806 --> 00:38:24,474
Yeah. Probably the bartender.

665
00:38:24,599 --> 00:38:26,535
Wanted to stomp you
for what you said to the waitress.

666
00:38:26,559 --> 00:38:29,312
- Holy moley! Holy moley!
- Cows are gonna kill me!

667
00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:32,023
Bisexuals are gonna kill me.

668
00:38:32,148 --> 00:38:33,751
Let's get out of here.
Where's the elevator?

669
00:38:33,775 --> 00:38:35,777
No, fuck!
Don't go near the elevator, man!

670
00:38:35,902 --> 00:38:37,403
That's just
what they want us to do.

671
00:38:37,529 --> 00:38:39,948
Trap us in a steel box,
take us down to the basement.

672
00:38:40,073 --> 00:38:41,950
Come here.

673
00:38:44,828 --> 00:38:48,414
Don't run, man.
They'd like any excuse to shoot us.

674
00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:53,670
You drive. You drive.

675
00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:56,548
I think there's something wrong
with me.

676
00:39:02,637 --> 00:39:03,972
- Wrong door.
- Hmm?

677
00:39:04,097 --> 00:39:05,265
Wrong door. Next one.

678
00:39:05,390 --> 00:39:08,476
'This is not a good town
for psychedelic drugs.

679
00:39:08,601 --> 00:39:12,021
'Extremely menacing vibrations
were all around us.

680
00:39:12,146 --> 00:39:15,400
'We finally made it to the room,
but the key wouldn't open the door.'

681
00:39:17,277 --> 00:39:20,029
those bastards have changed
the lock on us, man.

682
00:39:20,697 --> 00:39:22,198
Already?

683
00:39:22,699 --> 00:39:25,785
They probably
searched the room, man.

684
00:39:25,910 --> 00:39:28,413
Jesus Christ, we're finished.

685
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,751
Move out of the way.
Look out! Look out!

686
00:39:33,877 --> 00:39:36,546
Whoa!

687
00:39:36,671 --> 00:39:39,340
Bolt everything!
Use all the chains!

688
00:39:41,634 --> 00:39:43,386
That's better. That's better.

689
00:39:45,638 --> 00:39:48,057
Where did this one come from?

690
00:39:49,642 --> 00:39:51,477
Er... that's lacerda's.

691
00:39:51,603 --> 00:39:54,522
Yeah. Yeah.
I thought we might need it.

692
00:39:54,647 --> 00:39:57,317
- What for?
- What for?

693
00:39:57,442 --> 00:40:03,364
So we can go up there and blast him
out of bed with a fire hose, man.

694
00:40:03,489 --> 00:40:05,825
I think we should leave
that poor bastard alone.

695
00:40:05,950 --> 00:40:07,702
He told me
he was gonna turn in early, so...

696
00:40:07,827 --> 00:40:12,206
I knew it.
He got a hold of my woman, man!

697
00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:16,502
You mean that little blonde groupie
with the film crew?

698
00:40:16,628 --> 00:40:18,713
Shit. Think he sodomised her?

699
00:40:18,838 --> 00:40:20,381
That's right. Laugh about it.

700
00:40:20,506 --> 00:40:22,359
He's gluing her eyes shut
right now, man.

701
00:40:22,383 --> 00:40:24,969
You goddamn honkies
are all the same.

702
00:40:25,094 --> 00:40:26,888
You goddamn honkies
are all the same.

703
00:40:29,098 --> 00:40:33,269
Jesus god almighty, man,
where'd you get that big fucker?

704
00:40:33,394 --> 00:40:35,688
Room service sent it up.

705
00:40:35,813 --> 00:40:38,650
I needed something
to cut the limes, man.

706
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,819
Limes? What limes?

707
00:40:41,945 --> 00:40:45,073
They didn't have any.
They don't grow in the desert.

708
00:40:45,865 --> 00:40:48,117
That dirty toad bastard.

709
00:40:48,242 --> 00:40:51,371
Should've taken him out
when I had a chance.

710
00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:56,542
Now he has her, man!

711
00:40:56,668 --> 00:40:58,795
He got a hold of my baby, yeah.

712
00:40:59,545 --> 00:41:01,756
'I remembered the girl.

713
00:41:01,881 --> 00:41:04,509
'We'd had a problem with her
in the elevator a few hours earlier.

714
00:41:04,634 --> 00:41:07,053
'My attorney
had made a fool of himself.'

715
00:41:08,388 --> 00:41:13,059
- I think you look just like her.
- You think so?

716
00:41:19,148 --> 00:41:23,319
- You must be a rider.
- Hmm?

717
00:41:23,444 --> 00:41:26,030
She's speaking to you.

718
00:41:30,076 --> 00:41:34,872
- What class are you in?
- Class? What the fuck do you mean?

719
00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:37,500
What do you ride?

720
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:43,464
See, we're here getting a little footage
on the race for a television series.

721
00:41:43,589 --> 00:41:46,467
I thought maybe, er... we could use you.

722
00:41:47,301 --> 00:41:49,971
Oh, use me? I ride a...

723
00:41:50,096 --> 00:41:53,099
"'Mother of god," I thought.
Here it comes.'

724
00:41:53,224 --> 00:41:56,185
I ride the big fuckers.
You know? Big ones.

725
00:41:57,103 --> 00:41:59,439
The really big fuckers. Yeah.

726
00:41:59,564 --> 00:42:01,399
Vincent black shadow.

727
00:42:01,524 --> 00:42:03,109
We're with the factory team.

728
00:42:03,234 --> 00:42:04,652
- Right.
- Bullshit.

729
00:42:04,777 --> 00:42:06,612
- What?
- Bullshit.

730
00:42:07,572 --> 00:42:09,240
Hmm?

731
00:42:10,491 --> 00:42:13,578
I think there's some kind of ignorant,
chicken shit... move over, man.

732
00:42:13,703 --> 00:42:15,955
An ignorant chicken fucker
in this town.

733
00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:19,292
You pink motherfucker.

734
00:42:20,043 --> 00:42:22,503
I can show you better
than I can tell you, ma'am.

735
00:42:22,628 --> 00:42:24,464
Got a light?

736
00:42:33,389 --> 00:42:36,601
You don't trust me, do you? Huh?

737
00:42:37,393 --> 00:42:39,395
- Put the smile away.
- It's ok. I know these guys.

738
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,190
Keep trying me, jerk-off.
Keep trying me.

739
00:42:42,315 --> 00:42:45,651
You wanna impress her?
Well, impress her with me.

740
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,361
Oh, fuck.

741
00:42:56,537 --> 00:42:59,791
No, you goddamn freak! Freak!

742
00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:04,796
The police will be coming after you.

743
00:43:04,921 --> 00:43:09,092
Give me the key.
Give me the goddamn key!

744
00:43:09,217 --> 00:43:10,802
J“ for your love...

745
00:43:14,597 --> 00:43:17,600
- J“ for your love
- j“ I give you everything and more...

746
00:43:18,267 --> 00:43:20,853
- Put the knife away.
- I been walking all day. Come on.

747
00:43:20,978 --> 00:43:23,022
It's in my pocket. Come on.

748
00:43:23,606 --> 00:43:25,399
J“ for your love

749
00:43:25,525 --> 00:43:30,238
j“ I give you everything,
I give you diamonds

750
00:43:30,363 --> 00:43:33,199
j“ I know the place that will excite... j“

751
00:43:33,324 --> 00:43:35,326
goddamn it.

752
00:43:35,451 --> 00:43:37,703
It's serious now, man.

753
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,833
That girl understood, man.

754
00:43:44,252 --> 00:43:45,253
Phew.

755
00:43:45,378 --> 00:43:47,630
She fell in love with me, man.

756
00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:49,590
Eye contact, man.

757
00:43:51,134 --> 00:43:52,635
Wait.

758
00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:01,185
I should go up there
and castrate that fucker.

759
00:44:01,310 --> 00:44:03,146
I'll take the blame, man.

760
00:44:04,021 --> 00:44:06,691
Let's just leave that weird fucker alone.
Come on.

761
00:44:07,441 --> 00:44:09,944
Have you made a deal with him?

762
00:44:10,069 --> 00:44:14,657
Did you put him on to her?
Huh? Huh?

763
00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:17,160
Huh?

764
00:44:17,785 --> 00:44:19,287
All right, look...

765
00:44:20,413 --> 00:44:22,832
You better put
that goddamn blade away, man.

766
00:44:22,957 --> 00:44:25,126
Get your fucking head straight.

767
00:44:25,251 --> 00:44:27,587
I'm gonna go get the car washed.

768
00:44:27,712 --> 00:44:31,132
'One of the things you learn
after years of dealing with drug people,

769
00:44:31,257 --> 00:44:33,593
'is that you can turn
your back on a person,

770
00:44:33,718 --> 00:44:36,721
'but never turn
your back on a drug.

771
00:44:36,846 --> 00:44:40,349
'Especially when it's waving
a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.'

772
00:44:48,399 --> 00:44:50,902
'What was I doing out here?

773
00:44:51,027 --> 00:44:53,738
'What was the meaning
of this trip?

774
00:44:53,863 --> 00:44:57,366
'Was I just roaming around
in a drug frenzy of some kind?

775
00:44:57,491 --> 00:45:01,078
'Or had I really come out here
to Las Vegas to work on a story?

776
00:45:07,084 --> 00:45:10,922
'Who are these people,
these faces?

777
00:45:11,047 --> 00:45:13,633
'Where do they come from?

778
00:45:13,758 --> 00:45:16,844
'They look like caricatures
of used car dealers from Dallas.

779
00:45:16,969 --> 00:45:18,554
'And, sweet Jesus,

780
00:45:18,679 --> 00:45:22,266
'there are a hell of a lot of them
at 4:30 on a Sunday morning,

781
00:45:22,391 --> 00:45:24,810
'still humping the American dream,

782
00:45:24,936 --> 00:45:27,104
'that vision of the big winner
somehow emerging

783
00:45:27,230 --> 00:45:31,234
'from the last-minute, pre-dawn chaos
of a stale Vegas casino.'

784
00:45:31,359 --> 00:45:34,111
- twenty this time.
- We change a 20.

785
00:45:34,237 --> 00:45:35,738
Thank you.

786
00:45:36,447 --> 00:45:38,282
- Here we go.
- Ok.

787
00:45:38,407 --> 00:45:41,077
J“ spinning the wheel,
spinning the wheel, spinning the wheel

788
00:45:41,202 --> 00:45:43,037
j“ make me rich,
make me very rich j“

789
00:45:44,538 --> 00:45:46,207
- yee-hoo...
- That's 10.

790
00:45:46,332 --> 00:45:48,834
Oh, you bastard!

791
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,044
- Shit.
- Sorry.

792
00:45:50,169 --> 00:45:54,632
'No, no. Calm down.
Learn to enjoy losing.'

793
00:46:15,027 --> 00:46:17,363
Fuck, man, it's the fucking
great deluge in here.

794
00:46:17,488 --> 00:46:21,075
Don't touch that, leave it alone.
Don't fuck with it, man!

795
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,785
Jesus Christ.

796
00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:26,706
Oh, god.

797
00:46:27,665 --> 00:46:31,294
- Did you eat all this acid?
- That's right. Music!

798
00:46:31,419 --> 00:46:33,838
You better pray to god
there's some thorazine in that bag.

799
00:46:33,963 --> 00:46:37,717
- Otherwise, you're in bad fucking trouble.
- Music, man, put that tape on!

800
00:46:37,842 --> 00:46:40,428
- What tape?
- Jefferson airplane. "White rabbit".

801
00:46:40,553 --> 00:46:41,554
I need a rising sound.

802
00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:44,849
Fuck, you're doomed.
I'm leaving here in two hours.

803
00:46:44,974 --> 00:46:47,077
Then they're gonna come up here
and beat the mortal shit out of you

804
00:46:47,101 --> 00:46:50,688
right there in that fucking tub.

805
00:46:50,813 --> 00:46:53,899
All right, I'll do it! I'll do it.
Fuck, man.

806
00:46:54,025 --> 00:46:56,694
Just do me one last favour, will you?

807
00:46:56,819 --> 00:46:58,529
Give me two hours.
That's all I ask, man.

808
00:46:58,654 --> 00:47:01,699
Two hours to sleep
before tomorrow.

809
00:47:02,408 --> 00:47:05,411
This is fixed.
It's gonna be a very difficult day.

810
00:47:07,163 --> 00:47:08,664
I'll give you all the time you need.

811
00:47:08,789 --> 00:47:11,876
Electrocution.
We don't want that.

812
00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:13,502
Fuck off.

813
00:47:17,465 --> 00:47:21,260
J“ when logic and proportion
have fallen...

814
00:47:21,385 --> 00:47:23,387
Goddamn it!

815
00:47:23,512 --> 00:47:25,598
J“ sloppy dead

816
00:47:25,723 --> 00:47:29,060
j“ and the white knight
is talking backwards...

817
00:47:29,185 --> 00:47:30,686
Let's see.

818
00:47:30,811 --> 00:47:34,398
J“ and the red queen
is off with her head

819
00:47:34,523 --> 00:47:36,025
j“ remember...

820
00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:40,154
- Oh, god almighty.
- Help! Help! Help me! Help!

821
00:47:40,279 --> 00:47:43,366
Shit! He's killing himself!

822
00:47:43,491 --> 00:47:45,493
Don't touch it, man.
Don't touch it!

823
00:47:46,744 --> 00:47:48,746
For fuck's sake, man!

824
00:47:48,871 --> 00:47:50,664
J“ feed your head... j“

825
00:47:53,334 --> 00:47:54,919
Back, god... back, motherfucker!

826
00:47:58,381 --> 00:48:01,717
- On a roll, man! I need it again!
- What?

827
00:48:02,593 --> 00:48:04,845
When it comes
to that fantastic note...

828
00:48:06,764 --> 00:48:10,267
When the rabbit
bites its own head off.

829
00:48:10,393 --> 00:48:15,398
I want you
to throw that fucking radio

830
00:48:15,523 --> 00:48:17,775
into the tub with me.

831
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:20,653
Fuck, you've gone
completely sideways, man.

832
00:48:20,778 --> 00:48:23,864
That'll blast you right through the wall.
You'll be stone dead in ten seconds.

833
00:48:23,989 --> 00:48:25,669
Fuck, they'll make me explain things.
Shit.

834
00:48:25,783 --> 00:48:27,368
Bullshit.

835
00:48:29,328 --> 00:48:32,748
Don't fuck with me now, man.
I am ahab.

836
00:48:36,419 --> 00:48:38,921
Jesus Christ.

837
00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:41,549
All right, you weird fucker!
Sit down! Back in the tub!

838
00:48:41,674 --> 00:48:44,093
I'll plunge this
into your fucking throat.

839
00:48:45,344 --> 00:48:48,556
Don't make me use this, man.

840
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,601
All right, man.
Probably the only solution.

841
00:48:54,019 --> 00:48:55,771
Let me make sure
I've got this all lined up.

842
00:48:57,606 --> 00:49:01,444
You want me to, er... throw this thing
into the tub when "white rabbit" peaks?

843
00:49:01,569 --> 00:49:05,156
- Is that it?
- Oh, fuck.

844
00:49:06,198 --> 00:49:09,452
I was beginning to think
I was gonna have to go outside

845
00:49:09,577 --> 00:49:11,996
and get one of the goddamn maids
to do it.

846
00:49:12,121 --> 00:49:14,707
Oh, no. I'll do it.

847
00:49:14,832 --> 00:49:16,834
Shit. What are friends for?

848
00:49:21,046 --> 00:49:22,548
J“ I think she'll know...

849
00:49:22,673 --> 00:49:24,425
You ready?

850
00:49:25,176 --> 00:49:27,428
- J“ where logic...
- Close your eyes.

851
00:49:27,553 --> 00:49:30,389
- J“ and proportion...
- Yeah, good boy.

852
00:49:30,514 --> 00:49:33,517
J“ have fallen sloppy dead...

853
00:49:33,642 --> 00:49:34,810
Rabbit! White rabbit!

854
00:49:34,935 --> 00:49:37,313
Quiet, goddamn it!
You're wasting my time!

855
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:40,858
Higher, man. Higher.

856
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,447
- J“ remember...
- Ok, close those peepers.

857
00:49:46,572 --> 00:49:49,158
- J“ what the dormouse said...
- Ten.

858
00:49:49,283 --> 00:49:51,869
Nine.

859
00:49:51,994 --> 00:49:53,704
- J“ feed your head...
- 111.

860
00:49:53,829 --> 00:49:57,791
- 52! Breathe!
- J“ feed your head... j“

861
00:49:57,917 --> 00:50:00,503
hey! Hey! Hey!

862
00:50:29,114 --> 00:50:31,075
You bastard!

863
00:50:31,825 --> 00:50:33,994
Mace! Mace, man. You want this?

864
00:50:34,703 --> 00:50:36,539
I guess you do.

865
00:50:37,498 --> 00:50:40,042
- You'd do that, wouldn't you?
- Well, why not?

866
00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,669
You fucking bastard!

867
00:50:41,794 --> 00:50:44,797
Hell, just a minute ago
you were asking me to kill you.

868
00:50:44,922 --> 00:50:46,757
Now you wanna kill me.

869
00:50:46,882 --> 00:50:49,468
What I should do, goddamn it,
is call the fucking police!

870
00:50:49,593 --> 00:50:53,430
Boy, are you upset.

871
00:50:53,556 --> 00:50:55,766
There'd be no point, man,
calling the cops.

872
00:50:56,809 --> 00:50:58,811
There's no choice.

873
00:50:58,936 --> 00:51:02,022
I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you
wandering around with a head full of acid

874
00:51:02,147 --> 00:51:05,484
wanting to slice me up
with that goddamn knife.

875
00:51:05,609 --> 00:51:08,612
Who said anything
about slicing you up, man?

876
00:51:10,614 --> 00:51:13,617
I just wanted to cut
a little "z" in your forehead.

877
00:51:15,703 --> 00:51:17,538
Get back in the tub.

878
00:51:17,663 --> 00:51:20,165
Eat some reds
and try to calm down.

879
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,876
Smoke some grass.
Shoot some fucking smack.

880
00:51:23,002 --> 00:51:27,506
Shit, man, do whatever you gotta do,
but please, I need some fucking rest, man.

881
00:51:27,631 --> 00:51:30,050
Please. Please.

882
00:51:30,175 --> 00:51:32,428
Get up, you pig fucker!

883
00:51:33,178 --> 00:51:35,848
Up! Up!

884
00:51:35,973 --> 00:51:38,058
Well, I, er...

885
00:51:39,184 --> 00:51:40,686
Yeah.

886
00:51:41,979 --> 00:51:44,565
You need to get to work.

887
00:51:44,690 --> 00:51:47,192
Goddamn, what a bummer.

888
00:51:47,318 --> 00:51:51,322
You scurvy shyster bastard.
I'm a doctor of journalism, man.

889
00:51:51,864 --> 00:51:55,451
- Mm-hmm.
- Don't let me keep you up.

890
00:51:55,576 --> 00:51:57,578
- Now...
- Don't let me keep you up.

891
00:51:59,079 --> 00:52:01,248
Get in there
and clean your shorts!

892
00:52:01,373 --> 00:52:05,210
Clean your shorts, goddamn it,
like a big boy. Go on!

893
00:52:05,336 --> 00:52:06,837
Pig!

894
00:52:10,674 --> 00:52:13,010
'The acid had shifted gears on him.

895
00:52:13,135 --> 00:52:14,637
'The next phase would probably be

896
00:52:14,762 --> 00:52:17,181
'one of those hellishly intense
introspective nightmares.'

897
00:52:17,306 --> 00:52:18,390
must get some peace.

898
00:52:18,515 --> 00:52:22,269
'Four hours or so
of catatonic despair.'

899
00:52:22,394 --> 00:52:25,147
damn drugs.

900
00:52:31,862 --> 00:52:35,366
'Ignore the nightmare
in the bathroom.

901
00:52:35,491 --> 00:52:39,620
'Just another ugly refugee
from the love generation.

902
00:52:39,745 --> 00:52:42,414
'My attorney had never been able
to accept the notion

903
00:52:42,539 --> 00:52:44,958
'often espoused
by former drug abusers

904
00:52:45,084 --> 00:52:48,671
'that you can get a lot higher
without drugs than with them.

905
00:52:48,796 --> 00:52:50,798
'And neither have I,
for that matter.'

906
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:58,097
J“ when the truth is found
to be lies

907
00:52:58,222 --> 00:53:04,687
j“ and all the joy
within you dies

908
00:53:04,812 --> 00:53:08,190
j“ don't you want
somebody to love

909
00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:12,152
j“ don't you need
somebody to love

910
00:53:12,277 --> 00:53:15,572
j“ wouldn't you love
somebody to love

911
00:53:15,698 --> 00:53:20,661
j“ you better find
somebody to love

912
00:53:20,786 --> 00:53:22,871
j“ love...

913
00:53:24,790 --> 00:53:28,961
'1965.
The great San Francisco acid wave.'

914
00:53:29,086 --> 00:53:31,004
j“ when the garden flowers... j“

915
00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:34,550
'I recall one night
in a place called the matrix.

916
00:53:34,675 --> 00:53:36,343
'There I was.

917
00:53:36,468 --> 00:53:39,972
'Mother of god. There I am.

918
00:53:40,097 --> 00:53:43,100
'Holy fuck. Oh.

919
00:53:43,225 --> 00:53:46,145
'Clearly I was a victim
of the drug explosion,

920
00:53:46,270 --> 00:53:49,690
'a natural street freak
just eating whatever came by.'

921
00:53:49,815 --> 00:53:54,737
Does anybody want some LSD?

922
00:53:55,696 --> 00:54:01,410
I got all the makings
right here!

923
00:54:01,535 --> 00:54:07,040
All I need is a place to cook.

924
00:54:10,461 --> 00:54:13,297
'I decided to eat
only half of the acid at first.

925
00:54:13,422 --> 00:54:16,008
'But I spilled the rest on the sleeve
of my red woollen shirt.'

926
00:54:22,598 --> 00:54:25,934
What's the trouble?

927
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:35,060
Well, all this white stuff
on my sleeve is LSD.

928
00:54:53,504 --> 00:54:58,175
'With a bit of luck,
his life was ruined forever.

929
00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:02,638
'Always thinking that just behind
some narrow door in all his favourite bars,

930
00:55:02,763 --> 00:55:08,602
'men in red woollen shirts are getting
incredible kicks from things he'll never know.'

931
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:18,403
'Strange memories on this nervous night
in Las Vegas.

932
00:55:18,529 --> 00:55:22,199
'Has it been five years? Six?

933
00:55:23,242 --> 00:55:28,497
'It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak
that never comes again.'

934
00:55:28,622 --> 00:55:31,250
j“ love is but a song
we're singing...

935
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,877
'San Francisco in the middle '60s

936
00:55:34,002 --> 00:55:39,007
'was a very special time and place
to be a part of, but no explanation.'

937
00:55:39,132 --> 00:55:40,551
j“ we can make
the mountains ring...

938
00:55:40,676 --> 00:55:42,719
'No mix of words
or music or memories

939
00:55:42,845 --> 00:55:46,181
'can touch that sense of knowing
that you were there and alive

940
00:55:46,306 --> 00:55:50,811
'in that corner of time in the world,
whatever it meant.'

941
00:55:50,936 --> 00:55:54,106
j“ though the bird
is on the wing

942
00:55:54,231 --> 00:55:58,235
j“ and you may not know why...

943
00:56:00,112 --> 00:56:04,241
'There was madness
in any direction, at any hour.

944
00:56:04,366 --> 00:56:06,451
'You could strike sparks anywhere.

945
00:56:07,786 --> 00:56:11,957
'There was a fantastic universal sense
that whatever we were doing was right,

946
00:56:12,082 --> 00:56:14,501
'that we were winning.

947
00:56:14,626 --> 00:56:16,503
'And that, I think, was the handle.'

948
00:56:16,628 --> 00:56:18,463
j“ some may come
and some may go...

949
00:56:18,589 --> 00:56:22,050
'That sense of inevitable victory
over the forces of old and evil.

950
00:56:22,175 --> 00:56:25,345
'Not in any mean or military sense,
we didn't need that.

951
00:56:27,681 --> 00:56:30,767
'Our energy would simply prevail.

952
00:56:30,893 --> 00:56:33,353
'We had all the momentum.

953
00:56:33,478 --> 00:56:37,482
'We were riding the crest
of a high and beautiful wave.

954
00:56:39,067 --> 00:56:43,572
'So now, less than five years later,

955
00:56:43,697 --> 00:56:47,200
'you can go up a steep hill
in Las Vegas and look west

956
00:56:47,326 --> 00:56:49,995
'and with the right kind of eyes,

957
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,123
'you can almost see
the high-water Mark,

958
00:56:53,248 --> 00:56:58,253
'that place where the wave
finally broke and rolled back.'

959
00:56:58,378 --> 00:57:03,675
j“ try to love
one another right now j“

960
00:57:13,894 --> 00:57:16,396
- J“ want some whiskey in your water?
- Room service!

961
00:57:16,521 --> 00:57:18,357
J“ some sugar in your tea?

962
00:57:18,482 --> 00:57:21,485
J“ what's all these crazy questions
they're asking me?

963
00:57:21,610 --> 00:57:22,694
Good morning, sir.

964
00:57:22,819 --> 00:57:24,859
J“ this is the craziest party
there could ever be...

965
00:57:24,947 --> 00:57:26,448
What do you want, man?

966
00:57:26,573 --> 00:57:27,759
- What do you want?
- Room service.

967
00:57:27,783 --> 00:57:29,201
Get out.

968
00:57:29,326 --> 00:57:30,929
- J“ mama told me not to come...
- You're in the wrong room. Get out!

969
00:57:30,953 --> 00:57:34,706
Get the fuck out! I've got a gun.
It's not mine, really. Get out.

970
00:57:34,831 --> 00:57:36,249
- The-the-the...
- What?

971
00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:37,459
- The bill.
- All right.

972
00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:40,253
- Will you sign for it?
- Yeah, I'll get it. Hurry up.

973
00:57:41,254 --> 00:57:44,591
Don't move, man.
Be very still. There we go.

974
00:57:45,550 --> 00:57:47,052
Say nothing to no one, man.

975
00:57:47,177 --> 00:57:50,180
J“ open up the window,
let some air into this room...

976
00:57:50,305 --> 00:57:53,392
'The decision to flee
came suddenly.

977
00:57:53,517 --> 00:57:54,518
'Or maybe not.'

978
00:57:54,643 --> 00:57:56,829
j“ that cigarette you're smoking
about scared me half to death...

979
00:57:56,853 --> 00:58:01,066
'Maybe I'd planned it all along,
subconsciously waiting for the right moment.'

980
00:58:01,191 --> 00:58:02,391
j“ mama told me not to come...

981
00:58:02,484 --> 00:58:05,821
'The bill was a factor, I think,
because I had no money to pay for it.'

982
00:58:05,946 --> 00:58:07,146
j“ mama told me not to come...

983
00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:08,758
'Our room service tabs
had been running

984
00:58:08,782 --> 00:58:11,618
somewhere between 29
'and 36 dollars per hour

985
00:58:11,743 --> 00:58:15,998
'for 48 consecutive hours.
Incredible.

986
00:58:16,123 --> 00:58:18,125
'How could it happen?

987
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:20,377
'But by the time
I asked this question,

988
00:58:20,502 --> 00:58:22,337
'there was no one around
to answer it.

989
00:58:22,462 --> 00:58:24,548
'That rotten attorney of mine,
dr Gonzo, was gone.

990
00:58:26,174 --> 00:58:27,676
'He must have sensed trouble.'

991
00:58:28,677 --> 00:58:31,346
hmm? Oh. A "z"?

992
00:58:32,222 --> 00:58:33,473
'Panic.

993
00:58:34,933 --> 00:58:37,853
'It crept up my spine
like first-rising vibes of an acid frenzy.'

994
00:58:39,688 --> 00:58:42,274
'All these horrible realities
began to dawn on me.'

995
00:58:42,399 --> 00:58:44,151
oh, fuck.

996
00:58:46,069 --> 00:58:51,074
'Here I was, alone in Las Vegas,
completely twisted on drugs.

997
00:58:51,199 --> 00:58:56,246
'No cash, no story for the magazine,
and on top of everything else

998
00:58:56,371 --> 00:59:00,042
'i had a gigantic goddamn hotel bill
to deal with.

999
00:59:01,626 --> 00:59:06,381
'I didn't even know who'd won the race.
Maybe nobody.

1000
00:59:06,506 --> 00:59:09,259
'How would Horatio alger
have handled this situation?

1001
00:59:10,385 --> 00:59:13,805
'Stay calm. Stay calm.

1002
00:59:13,930 --> 00:59:16,349
'I'm a relatively respectable citizen.

1003
00:59:16,475 --> 00:59:19,978
'Multiple felon, perhaps,
but certainly not dangerous.'

1004
00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:22,022
taxi!

1005
00:59:22,147 --> 00:59:24,187
'Luckily, I had taken
the soap and grapefruit

1006
00:59:24,274 --> 00:59:26,394
'and other luggage out to the car
a few hours earlier.

1007
00:59:26,818 --> 00:59:30,155
'Now, it was only a matter
of slipping the noose.'

1008
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,365
hey! Here, take this. All right.

1009
00:59:34,993 --> 00:59:39,414
- Mr Duke! Mr Duke!
- Oh, shit.

1010
00:59:39,539 --> 00:59:40,957
We've been looking for you.

1011
00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:43,668
'The game was up. They had me.'

1012
00:59:43,794 --> 00:59:47,130
many fine books
have been written in prison, huh?

1013
00:59:47,255 --> 00:59:49,341
- Sir?
- What?

1014
00:59:49,466 --> 00:59:51,468
Er... this telegram came for you.

1015
00:59:51,593 --> 00:59:54,679
Actually, it's not for you.
It's for somebody named Thompson.

1016
00:59:54,805 --> 00:59:58,642
But it says, "care of raoul Duke."
Do you... does that mean anything?

1017
00:59:58,767 --> 01:00:00,102
Yes, yes, it means a lot.
Thanks.

1018
01:00:00,227 --> 01:00:03,647
Er... yeah, I checked the register
for this man Thompson.

1019
01:00:03,772 --> 01:00:05,875
We don't show him, but I figured
he might be part of your team.

1020
01:00:05,899 --> 01:00:08,443
- Oh, he is. Don't worry. I'll get it to him.
- Yeah, er...

1021
01:00:08,568 --> 01:00:13,031
What confused us was dr Gonzo's signature
on the telegram from Los Angeles

1022
01:00:13,156 --> 01:00:15,450
when we knew
he was right here in the hotel.

1023
01:00:15,575 --> 01:00:17,410
Right. You did the right thing.

1024
01:00:17,536 --> 01:00:19,871
Never try to understand
a press message.

1025
01:00:19,996 --> 01:00:22,833
About half the time, we use codes.
Especially with dr Gonzo.

1026
01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:24,459
- See you.
- Tell me...

1027
01:00:28,630 --> 01:00:30,382
When will the doctor be awake?

1028
01:00:30,507 --> 01:00:32,092
Awake? What do you mean?

1029
01:00:32,217 --> 01:00:38,056
Well, er... my manager, mr heem,
would like to meet him.

1030
01:00:38,181 --> 01:00:40,100
It's nothing unusual, er...

1031
01:00:40,225 --> 01:00:44,187
Mr heem likes to meet
all of our large accounts, er...

1032
01:00:44,312 --> 01:00:47,732
Put them on a personal basis, you know?
Just a chat and a handshake.

1033
01:00:47,858 --> 01:00:49,359
You understand.

1034
01:00:49,484 --> 01:00:50,819
Of course, but if I were you,

1035
01:00:50,944 --> 01:00:53,613
I would leave the doctor alone
until after he's eaten his breakfast

1036
01:00:53,738 --> 01:00:55,282
because he's a very crude man.

1037
01:00:56,074 --> 01:00:58,160
Jesus god!

1038
01:01:00,829 --> 01:01:05,584
Er... but he will be available
maybe later this morning?

1039
01:01:05,709 --> 01:01:09,337
Look, the telegram
is actually all scrambled.

1040
01:01:09,838 --> 01:01:12,674
It's actually from Thompson,
not to him.

1041
01:01:12,799 --> 01:01:16,094
All right? Now, I've got to go.
I've gotta get to the race.

1042
01:01:16,219 --> 01:01:18,138
But there's no hurry.
The race is over.

1043
01:01:18,263 --> 01:01:22,142
- Not for me.
- Well, er... let's have lunch!

1044
01:01:22,267 --> 01:01:24,728
Righty-o, man. Righty-o.

1045
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:28,982
J“ now the bricks
lay on grand street...

1046
01:01:29,107 --> 01:01:35,030
'Jesus. Bad waves of paranoia.
Madness. Fear and loathing.

1047
01:01:35,155 --> 01:01:37,741
'Intolerable vibrations
in this place.

1048
01:01:37,866 --> 01:01:44,039
'Get out. The weasels were closing in.
I could smell the ugly brutes.

1049
01:01:44,164 --> 01:01:45,999
'Do me one last favour, lord.

1050
01:01:46,124 --> 01:01:49,044
'Just give me five more high-speed hours
before you bring the hammer down.

1051
01:01:49,502 --> 01:01:53,506
'Just let me get rid of this goddamn car
and off this horrible desert.'

1052
01:01:53,965 --> 01:01:57,802
j“ oh, mama

1053
01:01:57,928 --> 01:02:01,097
j“ is this really the end?

1054
01:02:01,223 --> 01:02:03,808
- J“ to be stuck inside of mobile...
- Oh, you evil bastard.

1055
01:02:03,934 --> 01:02:05,620
- J“ with the Memphis blues again... j“
- this is your work.

1056
01:02:05,644 --> 01:02:07,564
You better take care of me, lord.
If you don't...

1057
01:02:07,604 --> 01:02:09,885
You're gonna have me on your hands.

1058
01:02:19,324 --> 01:02:20,742
Pull over!

1059
01:02:20,867 --> 01:02:22,118
- Hey!
- Pull over!

1060
01:02:22,244 --> 01:02:25,330
Good morning. How are you?
All right, man. Doing very well.

1061
01:02:27,624 --> 01:02:31,127
'Few people understand the psychology
of dealing with a highway traffic cop.

1062
01:02:31,253 --> 01:02:34,673
'Your normal speeder will panic
and immediately pull over to the side.

1063
01:02:34,798 --> 01:02:39,261
'This is wrong.
It arouses contempt in the cop heart.

1064
01:02:39,386 --> 01:02:42,597
'Make the bastard chase you.
He will follow.

1065
01:02:42,722 --> 01:02:44,575
'But he won't know what to make
of your blinker signal

1066
01:02:44,599 --> 01:02:46,559
'that says you're about to turn right.

1067
01:02:46,685 --> 01:02:51,231
'This is to let him know you're pulling off
for a proper place to talk.

1068
01:02:51,356 --> 01:02:53,608
'It'll take him a moment to realise

1069
01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:56,027
'that he's about to make
a 180-degree turn, at speed.

1070
01:02:56,152 --> 01:03:00,490
'But you will be ready for him.
Brace for the "g" s. Fast heel-toe work.'

1071
01:03:00,615 --> 01:03:02,575
Shit! Shit!

1072
01:03:13,295 --> 01:03:15,130
Hi. How are you?

1073
01:03:18,383 --> 01:03:21,219
Just what in the hell
did you think you were doing?

1074
01:03:21,344 --> 01:03:24,764
I wanna know.
Let me see your license.

1075
01:03:24,889 --> 01:03:27,559
Oh, yeah, of course.
There you are.

1076
01:03:30,729 --> 01:03:32,564
Oh, my gosh.

1077
01:03:37,444 --> 01:03:38,945
It's me.

1078
01:03:40,113 --> 01:03:41,531
May I please have that?

1079
01:03:43,199 --> 01:03:45,744
'I knew I was fucked.'

1080
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:55,545
See you have two cases of beer,
a basket of grapefruit,

1081
01:03:55,670 --> 01:03:57,672
stack of t-shirts and towels,
light bulbs.

1082
01:03:59,841 --> 01:04:01,777
You realise what you did
when you drive like that?

1083
01:04:01,801 --> 01:04:04,554
Yeah, I know. I'm guilty.
I understand that.

1084
01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:06,931
I knew it was a crime.
I did it anyway.

1085
01:04:07,057 --> 01:04:08,725
Shit, why argue?
I'm a fucking criminal.

1086
01:04:08,850 --> 01:04:09,851
Look at me.

1087
01:04:10,393 --> 01:04:12,562
You have a strange attitude.

1088
01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:14,522
Maybe.

1089
01:04:14,647 --> 01:04:19,152
You know, I have a feeling
you need to take a nap.

1090
01:04:19,277 --> 01:04:21,529
There's a rest area
just up ahead.

1091
01:04:21,654 --> 01:04:24,824
I'd like you to go up there, pull over
and get a few hours' sleep.

1092
01:04:24,949 --> 01:04:26,785
That's not gonna help me.

1093
01:04:26,910 --> 01:04:29,013
I've been awake for too long,
three or four nights, maybe.

1094
01:04:29,037 --> 01:04:32,916
Can't even remember.
I go to sleep now, I'm dead for 20 hours.

1095
01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:37,295
What are you carrying
two cases of soap for, son?

1096
01:04:37,796 --> 01:04:39,798
I wanna stay clean.

1097
01:04:41,091 --> 01:04:44,928
No. Here's how it is.

1098
01:04:45,053 --> 01:04:48,056
What I put in my book,
as of noon,

1099
01:04:48,181 --> 01:04:51,768
is that I apprehended you
for driving too fast.

1100
01:04:51,893 --> 01:04:55,980
I advised you to proceed
to the next rest area... stop!

1101
01:04:59,984 --> 01:05:02,737
I advised you to proceed
to the next rest area,

1102
01:05:02,862 --> 01:05:06,199
your stated destination, right?

1103
01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:09,786
And take a long nap.

1104
01:05:11,204 --> 01:05:13,623
Do I make myself clear?

1105
01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:16,751
Well, how far is baker?

1106
01:05:16,876 --> 01:05:21,548
I was sort of hoping to, er...
I don't know, stop there for lunch.

1107
01:05:21,673 --> 01:05:23,425
It's not myjurisdiction.

1108
01:05:23,550 --> 01:05:27,554
City limits end 2.2 miles
beyond the rest area.

1109
01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:30,849
- Can you make it that far?
- I'll try.

1110
01:05:31,641 --> 01:05:33,893
I've been wanting to go to baker
for a long time.

1111
01:05:34,018 --> 01:05:36,187
Yeah. Heard a lot about it.

1112
01:05:37,689 --> 01:05:39,524
Excellent seafood.

1113
01:05:41,568 --> 01:05:44,737
You know, I'm thinking,
a guy with your kind of mind

1114
01:05:44,863 --> 01:05:49,242
ought to try the land-crab.
Excellent seafood.

1115
01:05:49,367 --> 01:05:51,202
Land-crab.

1116
01:05:51,327 --> 01:05:53,913
All right. Why not?

1117
01:05:54,581 --> 01:05:56,749
Thanks for the tip.

1118
01:05:56,875 --> 01:05:59,043
Look at me in the eyes.

1119
01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:04,215
Everything all right?

1120
01:06:07,594 --> 01:06:10,597
May I have a little kiss
before you go?

1121
01:06:11,473 --> 01:06:14,684
I'm very lonely here.

1122
01:06:18,354 --> 01:06:21,316
J“ oh, mama,
can this really be the end?

1123
01:06:21,441 --> 01:06:25,361
'I felt raped.
The pig had done me on all fronts.

1124
01:06:25,487 --> 01:06:28,656
'And now he was going off to chuckle
about it on the West Side of town,

1125
01:06:28,781 --> 01:06:30,867
'waiting for me
to make a run for la.

1126
01:06:32,243 --> 01:06:33,411
'Why, yes, officer.

1127
01:06:33,536 --> 01:06:35,456
'Of course I'll take advantage
of that rest area.

1128
01:06:35,497 --> 01:06:39,167
'And I can't tell you how grateful I am
for this break you wanna give me.

1129
01:06:40,043 --> 01:06:42,045
'Get a grip, man.

1130
01:06:42,962 --> 01:06:46,799
'If I boom straight for la
he'll bust me for sure.

1131
01:06:46,925 --> 01:06:50,136
'No. This was not the time
for a showdown.

1132
01:06:52,722 --> 01:06:55,058
'This was death valley.'

1133
01:06:57,101 --> 01:06:59,479
Oh, fuck!

1134
01:06:59,604 --> 01:07:02,941
Sweet Jesus, it's him.
Oh, my god!

1135
01:07:09,656 --> 01:07:13,243
Shit! Come on, you fucking bastard.

1136
01:07:13,368 --> 01:07:15,608
Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.
I've got to go. I've got to...

1137
01:07:19,749 --> 01:07:21,668
Well, they've nailed me,
goddamn it.

1138
01:07:21,793 --> 01:07:24,146
I'm trapped in some stinking
desert crossroads called baker.

1139
01:07:24,170 --> 01:07:26,023
I don't have much time, man.
The fuckers are closing in.

1140
01:07:26,047 --> 01:07:27,650
They'll hunt me down
like a fucking beast.

1141
01:07:27,674 --> 01:07:30,051
'You sound a little paranoid.'

1142
01:07:30,176 --> 01:07:32,262
I need a fucking lawyer immediately!

1143
01:07:32,387 --> 01:07:35,139
'What are you doing in baker?
Didn't you get my telegram?'

1144
01:07:35,265 --> 01:07:39,561
what telegram, you worthless bastard?
I'll cripple your ass for this.

1145
01:07:39,686 --> 01:07:43,106
You brainless scumbag,
you're supposed to be in Vegas.

1146
01:07:43,231 --> 01:07:45,108
I rented a suite at the flamingo.

1147
01:07:45,233 --> 01:07:49,654
'You're supposed to be covering the
national district attorney's conference.

1148
01:07:49,779 --> 01:07:53,366
'I made all the reservations.
Everything is arranged.'

1149
01:07:53,491 --> 01:07:57,245
now, what the fuck are you doing
out there in the middle of the desert?

1150
01:07:57,370 --> 01:08:00,790
Nothing. Never mind.
It's all a big joke.

1151
01:08:00,915 --> 01:08:04,335
I'm actually, er... I'm poolside
at the flamingo right now,

1152
01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:07,300
talking through a portable phone
some dwarf brought out from the casino.

1153
01:08:07,338 --> 01:08:09,007
Yeah, I have total credit here.

1154
01:08:09,132 --> 01:08:11,467
Don't come anywhere near
this place, you bastard.

1155
01:08:11,593 --> 01:08:12,833
Foreigners aren't welcome here.

1156
01:08:14,929 --> 01:08:18,600
'Well, this is how the world works.

1157
01:08:18,725 --> 01:08:22,145
'Aii energy flows according to the whims
of the great magnet.

1158
01:08:23,021 --> 01:08:25,857
'What a fool I was to defy him.

1159
01:08:25,982 --> 01:08:29,319
'I was going back to Vegas.
I had no choice.

1160
01:08:32,405 --> 01:08:34,490
'I had to get rid of the shark.

1161
01:08:34,616 --> 01:08:39,120
'Too many people might recognise it,
especially the Vegas police.

1162
01:08:40,163 --> 01:08:44,000
'Luckily, my credit card
was still technically valid.

1163
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:47,337
'Now this was a superior machine.

1164
01:08:47,462 --> 01:08:51,299
'Ten grand worth of gimmicks
and high-priced special effects.

1165
01:08:51,424 --> 01:08:54,636
'The rear windows leapt up
with a touch like frogs in a dynamite pond.

1166
01:08:55,637 --> 01:08:58,389
'The dashboard was full
of esoteric lights and dials and meters

1167
01:08:58,514 --> 01:09:00,600
'that I would never understand.

1168
01:09:01,684 --> 01:09:03,853
'If the pigs were gathering in Vegas,

1169
01:09:03,978 --> 01:09:07,148
'i felt the drug culture
should be represented as well.

1170
01:09:07,273 --> 01:09:10,210
'And there was a certain bent appeal
in the notion of running a savage burn

1171
01:09:10,234 --> 01:09:12,028
'on one Las Vegas hotel,

1172
01:09:12,153 --> 01:09:15,573
'and then just wheeling across town
and checking into another.

1173
01:09:15,698 --> 01:09:18,951
'Me and 1,000 ranking cops
from all over america.

1174
01:09:19,077 --> 01:09:22,080
'Why not move confidently
into their midst?'

1175
01:09:22,205 --> 01:09:23,956
welcome to the flamingo hotel, sir.

1176
01:09:27,627 --> 01:09:29,921
- Sir?
- Yeah, hi. Right. Ok.

1177
01:09:30,046 --> 01:09:32,548
(J' frank Sinatra:
"You're getting to be a habit with me"

1178
01:09:32,674 --> 01:09:35,176
j“ I'm addicted to your charms

1179
01:09:35,301 --> 01:09:40,306
j“ you're getting to be
a habit with me

1180
01:09:40,431 --> 01:09:45,978
j“ I used to think your love
was something that I could take

1181
01:09:46,104 --> 01:09:49,273
- j“ or leave alone...
- 'My arrival was badly timed.'

1182
01:09:49,399 --> 01:09:52,902
j“ but now I couldn't do
without my supply

1183
01:09:53,027 --> 01:09:55,863
j“ I need you for my own... j“

1184
01:10:03,371 --> 01:10:05,456
This here model
is one that we had to use

1185
01:10:05,581 --> 01:10:09,085
when we took on them little peckerheads
down there at Kent state.

1186
01:10:09,210 --> 01:10:13,214
And this baby here...

1187
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:18,344
I'm a police chief from Michigan.
Look, fella, I have explained to you.

1188
01:10:18,469 --> 01:10:23,975
I have this postcard which says
that I have a reservation in this hotel.

1189
01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:27,937
I'm very sorry, sir,
but you're on the late list.

1190
01:10:28,062 --> 01:10:30,898
And so, your reservation
has been transferred

1191
01:10:31,023 --> 01:10:38,448
to... the moonlight motel
which is just out on paradise boulevard.

1192
01:10:38,573 --> 01:10:40,825
We've already paid
for our goddamn room!

1193
01:10:40,950 --> 01:10:43,286
Well, it's actually
a very fine place of lodging,

1194
01:10:43,411 --> 01:10:47,498
and it's only 16 blocks from here.
It has a pool, sauna, steam.

1195
01:10:47,623 --> 01:10:49,459
You listen to me,
you filthy little faggot!

1196
01:10:49,584 --> 01:10:51,919
I want a manager down here,
now, now!

1197
01:10:52,044 --> 01:10:54,964
Now, because I'm sick
of listening to your dog shit!

1198
01:10:55,089 --> 01:10:58,426
I am very sorry, sir.

1199
01:10:58,551 --> 01:11:00,136
Get off of me! Get away from me!

1200
01:11:00,261 --> 01:11:03,389
- Can I call you a cab?
- Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker!

1201
01:11:03,514 --> 01:11:06,309
'Of course, I could hear
what the clerk was really saying.

1202
01:11:06,434 --> 01:11:09,437
Listen, you fuzzy little shithead!

1203
01:11:10,438 --> 01:11:15,026
I've been fucked around in my time
by a fairly good cross section

1204
01:11:15,151 --> 01:11:21,991
of mean-tempered, rule-crazy cops.
And now, it's my turn.

1205
01:11:23,493 --> 01:11:27,497
So fuck you, officer.
I'm in charge.

1206
01:11:27,622 --> 01:11:30,041
Hey, listen,
I really hate to interrupt,

1207
01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:32,436
but I wonder if I could just slide
on through and get out of your way.

1208
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,295
The name is Duke. Raoul Duke.

1209
01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:36,422
I think my attorney
made the reservations.

1210
01:11:36,547 --> 01:11:39,634
Duke, raoul. Certainly, sir.

1211
01:11:39,759 --> 01:11:43,596
My bags... my bags are out there
in that white Cadillac convertible there.

1212
01:11:43,721 --> 01:11:45,616
Maybe somebody could bring it
to the room for me.

1213
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:52,104
Well, let me get a quart of wild Turkey,
two-fifths of bacardi,

1214
01:11:52,230 --> 01:11:55,483
- some ice for the room, and let's see...
- You just calm down!

1215
01:11:55,608 --> 01:11:57,648
Shit, let's try some lime chunks.
What do you think?

1216
01:11:57,777 --> 01:11:59,695
I say ok.

1217
01:12:00,988 --> 01:12:03,032
- You don't worry about a thing.
- Now, calm down.

1218
01:12:03,157 --> 01:12:08,371
- You don't hesitate to call me, sven.
- All right, sven.

1219
01:12:09,288 --> 01:12:11,833
Thank you very much.

1220
01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:15,378
- You... you...
- I know, I know, I know. It's hideous.

1221
01:12:15,503 --> 01:12:18,256
You're gonna be fine, though.
You're doing well.

1222
01:12:18,381 --> 01:12:20,383
I'll see you later. Wait.
Don't touch it.

1223
01:12:20,508 --> 01:12:23,177
Good night. Pardon me.
Bye, sven.

1224
01:12:24,929 --> 01:12:28,182
Look what you did!
Look what you did!

1225
01:12:28,307 --> 01:12:31,811
Goddamn you, we wouldn't stay
in this hotel if you begged us!

1226
01:12:34,063 --> 01:12:36,274
J“ magic moments

1227
01:12:36,399 --> 01:12:40,987
j“ when two hearts are caring

1228
01:12:41,112 --> 01:12:45,408
j“ magic moments

1229
01:12:45,533 --> 01:12:48,870
j“ memories we've been sharing... j“

1230
01:12:48,995 --> 01:12:51,831
home, sweet home. Whoa.
What kind of sick shit...?

1231
01:12:51,956 --> 01:12:53,541
Oh, shit!

1232
01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:58,004
Shit. What the fuck?

1233
01:12:58,129 --> 01:13:00,882
Stop, stop, stop.
She's biting my leg off!

1234
01:13:01,007 --> 01:13:03,301
You degenerate pig. Please!

1235
01:13:03,426 --> 01:13:05,136
Can't be helped.

1236
01:13:05,261 --> 01:13:06,429
My fucking leg!

1237
01:13:06,554 --> 01:13:09,724
That's "Lucy in the sky
with diamonds."

1238
01:13:09,849 --> 01:13:13,019
Lucy, be cool, goddamn it.

1239
01:13:13,144 --> 01:13:15,271
Remember what happened
at the airport, ok?

1240
01:13:15,396 --> 01:13:17,148
Come on.

1241
01:13:19,984 --> 01:13:23,446
No more of that, ok?
That's my client, Lucy.

1242
01:13:23,946 --> 01:13:27,491
That's mr Duke,
the famous journalist.

1243
01:13:27,617 --> 01:13:32,121
He's paying for this suite, Lucy.
He's on our side.

1244
01:13:32,997 --> 01:13:35,041
He loves artists.

1245
01:13:35,917 --> 01:13:39,253
Lucy paints portraits
of Barbra Streisand.

1246
01:13:41,255 --> 01:13:42,757
Right?

1247
01:13:42,882 --> 01:13:46,302
Er... I drew these from TV.

1248
01:13:46,427 --> 01:13:47,970
Really.

1249
01:13:48,095 --> 01:13:51,432
She came all the way down...

1250
01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:54,143
- What's the name of that town?
- Montana.

1251
01:13:54,268 --> 01:13:59,440
Montana. Just to give
these portraits to Barbra.

1252
01:13:59,565 --> 01:14:03,235
We're going over to the americana
tonight to meet her backstage.

1253
01:14:03,361 --> 01:14:08,199
'I desperately needed
peace, rest, sanctuary.

1254
01:14:09,325 --> 01:14:12,328
'I hadn't counted on this,
finding my attorney on acid

1255
01:14:12,453 --> 01:14:15,122
'and locked into some kind
of preternatural courtship.'

1256
01:14:15,247 --> 01:14:21,587
well... they must have brought
the car around by now.

1257
01:14:22,296 --> 01:14:30,296
So why don't, er...
Ou-yay and i-ay

1258
01:14:31,347 --> 01:14:39,188
o-gay and et-gay the uff-stay
out of the unk-tray.

1259
01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:47,363
Absolutely. Yeah.

1260
01:14:47,488 --> 01:14:49,490
Let's get the stuff.

1261
01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:52,159
We'll be right back, Lucy.

1262
01:14:52,994 --> 01:14:54,161
- Give me a kiss?
- No.

1263
01:14:54,286 --> 01:14:56,038
- One kiss, one kiss.
- No.

1264
01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:57,265
- One kiss.
- No.

1265
01:14:57,289 --> 01:14:58,489
- Why not?
- No.

1266
01:15:06,173 --> 01:15:08,175
Don't answer the phone.

1267
01:15:15,599 --> 01:15:17,184
God bless.

1268
01:15:19,562 --> 01:15:22,398
Phew! Well, what are your plans?

1269
01:15:23,399 --> 01:15:26,444
- Plans?
- The child in the bedroom.

1270
01:15:26,986 --> 01:15:30,197
Oh, Lucy.
I met her on the plane.

1271
01:15:32,950 --> 01:15:36,620
Yeah. She's a religious freak.

1272
01:15:36,746 --> 01:15:39,331
I gave her a cap
before I realised...

1273
01:15:39,457 --> 01:15:42,168
Jesus, she's never even
had a drink.

1274
01:15:43,002 --> 01:15:44,587
Well, it'll probably work out.

1275
01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:47,757
We can keep her loaded, and then
peddle her ass at the drug convention.

1276
01:15:47,882 --> 01:15:50,634
Yeah, she's perfect for this gig.

1277
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:52,178
These cops
will go 50 bucks a head

1278
01:15:52,303 --> 01:15:54,889
to beat her into submission
and then gang-fuck her.

1279
01:15:55,014 --> 01:15:57,183
We can set her up
in one of these backstreet motels,

1280
01:15:57,308 --> 01:15:59,393
hang pictures of Jesus
all over the room,

1281
01:15:59,518 --> 01:16:01,687
and then turn these fucking pigs
loose on her.

1282
01:16:01,812 --> 01:16:05,232
Hell, she's strong, man.
She'll hold her own.

1283
01:16:06,609 --> 01:16:08,444
Jesus Christ,
I knew you were sick,

1284
01:16:08,569 --> 01:16:12,156
but I never expected to hear
you actually say that kind of stuff.

1285
01:16:12,281 --> 01:16:13,616
You filthy bastard.

1286
01:16:13,741 --> 01:16:16,577
Straight economics, man.
This girl's a godsend.

1287
01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:19,705
Shit. She could make us
a grand a day.

1288
01:16:19,830 --> 01:16:22,917
That's ugly, man.
Stop talking like that.

1289
01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:26,212
Well, I figure she can do
about four at a time.

1290
01:16:26,337 --> 01:16:30,758
If we keep her full of acid, that's more
like two grand a day, maybe three.

1291
01:16:34,136 --> 01:16:35,638
Hold on, man.

1292
01:16:35,763 --> 01:16:38,599
What if I justjump on you
and beat the dog shit out of you?

1293
01:16:38,724 --> 01:16:41,310
Would that make you feel any better,
you filthy bastard?

1294
01:16:41,435 --> 01:16:43,604
All right, listen to me.

1295
01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:45,898
In a few hours,
she'll probably be sane enough

1296
01:16:46,023 --> 01:16:48,692
to work herself into some sort
of towering Jesus-based rage

1297
01:16:48,818 --> 01:16:53,656
at the hazy recollection of being seduced
by some kind of cruel Samoan

1298
01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:57,618
who fed her liquor and LSD,
dragged her to a Vegas hotel room

1299
01:16:57,743 --> 01:17:01,413
and then savagely penetrated
every orifice in her little body

1300
01:17:01,539 --> 01:17:04,542
with his throbbing,
uncircumcised member.

1301
01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:06,919
That's so ugly, man.

1302
01:17:07,044 --> 01:17:09,046
- Well, fuck, truth hurts.
- That's argh!

1303
01:17:09,171 --> 01:17:10,256
- Yeah.
- Argh!

1304
01:17:10,381 --> 01:17:12,716
- That's argh! Argh!
- Mmm? Amm

1305
01:17:12,842 --> 01:17:15,094
- that's argh!
- Argh?

1306
01:17:15,845 --> 01:17:18,013
I wanted to help her, man.

1307
01:17:18,848 --> 01:17:23,686
Well, you'll go straight
to the gas chamber for this one.

1308
01:17:23,811 --> 01:17:26,331
Even if you manage to beat that,
they'll still send you back to Nevada

1309
01:17:26,355 --> 01:17:29,024
for rape and consensual sodomy.

1310
01:17:29,150 --> 01:17:31,819
No, she's gotta go.

1311
01:17:31,944 --> 01:17:33,445
Shit.

1312
01:17:34,655 --> 01:17:37,741
It doesn't pay to try to help somebody
these days, huh?

1313
01:17:43,164 --> 01:17:44,915
Let's go.

1314
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:48,460
Yeah. Americana hotel?
I need a reservation.

1315
01:17:48,586 --> 01:17:50,754
For my... niece.

1316
01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:54,175
Look, I want her treated very gently.
She's an artist and...

1317
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:55,801
Fuck off.

1318
01:17:55,926 --> 01:17:58,095
She might seem a trifle high-strung.

1319
01:17:58,220 --> 01:18:02,892
She's doing her masters' thesis on, er...
Well, Barbra Streisand.

1320
01:18:03,017 --> 01:18:06,020
- It's time to meet Barbra.
- Last name?

1321
01:18:06,145 --> 01:18:08,814
I'd rather not say.
My brother's in politics.

1322
01:18:08,939 --> 01:18:10,774
Yeah, you understand.

1323
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:13,903
'I felt like a Nazi,
but it had to be done.'

1324
01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:16,947
yeah, yeah, righto.
Ok, yeah. Bye.

1325
01:18:24,288 --> 01:18:27,291
J“ yummy, yummy, yummy,
I've got love in my tummy

1326
01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:31,212
j“ and I feel like loving you...

1327
01:18:31,337 --> 01:18:34,423
J“ love is such a sweet thing,
good enough to eat

1328
01:18:34,548 --> 01:18:37,426
j“ and it's just what I'm gonna do...

1329
01:18:37,551 --> 01:18:40,151
'Lucy was a potentially fatal
millstone on both our necks.'

1330
01:18:40,262 --> 01:18:41,680
hurry the fuck up!

1331
01:18:41,805 --> 01:18:44,475
'There was absolutely no choice
but to cut her adrift.'

1332
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:47,240
- Jesus Christ. Take your time!
- 'And hope her memory was fucked.'

1333
01:18:47,353 --> 01:18:50,564
Here's an extra ten bucks, buddy.
Make sure she gets there safely.

1334
01:18:55,986 --> 01:18:57,571
That's that.

1335
01:18:59,114 --> 01:19:02,618
Hey, man, take off slowly.
Don't attract attention.

1336
01:19:04,370 --> 01:19:08,707
J“ yummy, yummy, yummy,
I've got love in my tummy... j“

1337
01:19:08,832 --> 01:19:11,186
Let's find a good seafood
restaurant and eat some red salmon.

1338
01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:15,047
I feel a powerful lust
for red salmon.

1339
01:19:26,225 --> 01:19:28,477
Oh, no, man.
We're gonna be late.

1340
01:19:28,602 --> 01:19:30,020
We gotta go.

1341
01:19:31,814 --> 01:19:33,649
Goddamn mescaline.

1342
01:19:36,443 --> 01:19:39,697
Why the fuck can't they make it
a little less pure?

1343
01:19:40,614 --> 01:19:45,786
I welcome you to the third
national da's convention

1344
01:19:45,911 --> 01:19:49,415
on narcotics and dangerous drugs.

1345
01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:51,875
And now, without further ado,

1346
01:19:52,001 --> 01:19:56,422
the man who will define this cancer
eating at the heart of america,

1347
01:19:56,547 --> 01:19:59,633
dr I. Ron bumquist.

1348
01:20:06,890 --> 01:20:09,730
I saw these bastards in easy rider,
but I didn't believe they were real.

1349
01:20:09,852 --> 01:20:12,438
Not like this, man,
not hundreds of them.

1350
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:15,542
They're actually pretty nice people
once you get to know them.

1351
01:20:15,566 --> 01:20:18,485
Know them? I know these people
in my goddamn blood.

1352
01:20:18,610 --> 01:20:21,447
Don't say that word around here.
You'll get them excited.

1353
01:20:21,572 --> 01:20:22,823
You're right.

1354
01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:26,368
The most efficient way for us
to do this is for each one of us

1355
01:20:26,493 --> 01:20:30,080
to try and attempt to imagine

1356
01:20:30,205 --> 01:20:36,920
what it is like inside
of the possessed mind of the addict.

1357
01:20:37,046 --> 01:20:41,216
For example, a dope fiend

1358
01:20:41,342 --> 01:20:46,847
refers to the reefer butt
as a "roach"

1359
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:51,060
because it resembles a cockroach.

1360
01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:54,664
What the fuck
are these people talking about?

1361
01:20:54,688 --> 01:20:58,525
You've got to be crazy on acid to think
a joint looks like a goddamn cockroach.

1362
01:20:58,650 --> 01:21:03,989
You will notice
that I have distinguished four,

1363
01:21:04,114 --> 01:21:10,621
four distinct states of being
in the cannabis or marijuana society.

1364
01:21:10,746 --> 01:21:16,377
They are cool, groovy,
hip and square.

1365
01:21:17,044 --> 01:21:19,046
Seldom, if ever...

1366
01:21:19,171 --> 01:21:21,840
Too crazy, man. You're too crazy.

1367
01:21:21,965 --> 01:21:24,718
We should get the hell out.
What a fucking nightmare.

1368
01:21:24,843 --> 01:21:30,265
If he figures out what is happening
then he can rise one notch

1369
01:21:30,391 --> 01:21:32,393
and become hip.

1370
01:21:33,519 --> 01:21:36,688
And then if he can convince himself...

1371
01:21:36,814 --> 01:21:40,567
To approve of what is happening,

1372
01:21:40,692 --> 01:21:44,863
then he becomes groovy.

1373
01:21:44,988 --> 01:21:46,323
Groovy.

1374
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:51,620
And then, after that,
he can actually raise himself

1375
01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:54,373
to the rank of cool.

1376
01:21:54,498 --> 01:21:59,628
He can become
one of those cool guys.

1377
01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:01,797
Dr bumquist.

1378
01:22:01,922 --> 01:22:07,678
You think the anthropologist
Margaret mead's strange behaviour of late

1379
01:22:07,803 --> 01:22:10,472
could be explained
by a private marijuana addiction?

1380
01:22:10,597 --> 01:22:11,682
Good question.

1381
01:22:13,350 --> 01:22:16,019
I'm not really sure
I can answer that.

1382
01:22:16,145 --> 01:22:21,650
But what I can tell you, sir,
is if Margaret mead, at her age,

1383
01:22:21,775 --> 01:22:23,944
smoked grass...

1384
01:22:25,446 --> 01:22:29,366
She'd have one hell of a trip.

1385
01:22:32,661 --> 01:22:34,997
One more layer
of deviance to the woman.

1386
01:22:35,122 --> 01:22:37,541
This is fuckin' bullshit.

1387
01:22:37,666 --> 01:22:39,418
I'll be out in the casino.

1388
01:22:43,046 --> 01:22:44,965
Shut up, man. Go to hell!

1389
01:22:46,341 --> 01:22:48,218
Thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you.

1390
01:22:48,343 --> 01:22:50,345
Thank you.
Thank you for having me.

1391
01:22:50,471 --> 01:22:51,972
Projector, please.

1392
01:22:52,097 --> 01:22:53,891
- Excuse me.
- All right.

1393
01:22:59,646 --> 01:23:01,607
'Know your dope fiend.

1394
01:23:01,732 --> 01:23:04,067
'Your life may depend on it.

1395
01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:08,030
'You will not be able to see his eyes,
because of tea shades,

1396
01:23:08,155 --> 01:23:11,575
'but his knuckles will be white
from inner tension.

1397
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:13,785
'And his pants
will be crusted with semen

1398
01:23:13,911 --> 01:23:18,165
'from constantlyjacking off
when he can't find a rape victim.

1399
01:23:18,290 --> 01:23:21,168
'He will stagger and babble
when questioned.'

1400
01:23:21,293 --> 01:23:23,795
'He will not respect your badge.

1401
01:23:23,921 --> 01:23:26,423
'The dope fiend fears nothing.

1402
01:23:26,548 --> 01:23:30,594
'He will attack for no reason,
with any weapon at his command

1403
01:23:30,719 --> 01:23:32,137
'including yours.'

1404
01:23:32,262 --> 01:23:33,347
cheers.

1405
01:23:33,472 --> 01:23:36,141
'Beware. Any officer apprehending
a suspected marijuana addict...'

1406
01:23:36,266 --> 01:23:38,644
pardon me.

1407
01:23:38,769 --> 01:23:41,188
'...should use
all necessary force immediately.'

1408
01:23:41,313 --> 01:23:42,481
sorry. Pardon me.

1409
01:23:42,606 --> 01:23:46,902
'One stitch in time on him
will usually save nine on you.

1410
01:23:47,027 --> 01:23:48,695
'...On you.'

1411
01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:50,572
oh, god. Oh, god.

1412
01:23:50,697 --> 01:23:53,534
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Oh, god. Oh, god.

1413
01:23:53,659 --> 01:23:55,494
Mmm?

1414
01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:02,626
Yeah?

1415
01:24:02,751 --> 01:24:05,754
Yes, mr Duke, hello.
You have one message.

1416
01:24:05,879 --> 01:24:08,048
Call Lucy...

1417
01:24:08,173 --> 01:24:10,259
'...at the americana hotel,
room 1600.'

1418
01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:11,385
oh, fuck.

1419
01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:12,928
Hello?

1420
01:24:13,804 --> 01:24:15,389
Lucy called.

1421
01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:19,893
- What?
- Lucy called.

1422
01:24:20,018 --> 01:24:21,520
- What?
- Lucy called, man.

1423
01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:38,912
Those two men in the dock,
they gave me the LSD

1424
01:24:39,037 --> 01:24:40,789
and they took me to the hotel.

1425
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:45,794
I don't know what they done to me,
but I remember it was horrible.

1426
01:24:47,337 --> 01:24:50,549
- They gave you what?
- LSD.

1427
01:24:50,674 --> 01:24:52,926
Castration!

1428
01:24:54,636 --> 01:24:56,555
Double castration!

1429
01:24:59,141 --> 01:25:01,977
- Where's my .357, man?
- Who the fuck knows, man?

1430
01:25:03,228 --> 01:25:05,647
You can't leave me alone
in this snake pit.

1431
01:25:05,772 --> 01:25:08,609
You bastard, what did you do
with my .357?

1432
01:25:10,485 --> 01:25:14,323
- This room is in my name.
- Well, tough titty, man.

1433
01:25:14,448 --> 01:25:16,617
Ok, goddamn it!

1434
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:20,162
You're right.

1435
01:25:20,287 --> 01:25:23,373
She's my problem.
I'll call her, I'll get her off our backs.

1436
01:25:23,498 --> 01:25:25,250
It's gone too fucking far, man.

1437
01:25:25,375 --> 01:25:27,377
Well, I'll take that
into consideration.

1438
01:25:27,502 --> 01:25:29,171
- Relax.
- Relax!

1439
01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:31,131
Let me handle this.

1440
01:25:34,843 --> 01:25:37,113
- Where are my shoes?
- The americana hotel. Room 1600, please.

1441
01:25:37,137 --> 01:25:39,139
What did you do
with my goddamn shoes?

1442
01:25:39,264 --> 01:25:43,685
As your attorney, I advise you to
take a hit out of the little brown bottle

1443
01:25:43,810 --> 01:25:45,646
in my shaving kit.

1444
01:25:46,313 --> 01:25:48,148
You won't need much.

1445
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:51,735
Just a... tiny taste.

1446
01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:53,362
Let's have it.

1447
01:25:53,945 --> 01:25:55,113
Ah, there it is.

1448
01:25:59,660 --> 01:26:00,744
What is this shit?

1449
01:26:00,869 --> 01:26:06,541
That stuff makes pure mescaline
seem like ginger beer, man.

1450
01:26:08,043 --> 01:26:09,878
Adrenochrome.

1451
01:26:10,003 --> 01:26:11,421
Adrenochrome? Hmm.

1452
01:26:19,388 --> 01:26:20,806
Hello.

1453
01:26:22,391 --> 01:26:25,227
Hi, Lucy. God bless.

1454
01:26:26,061 --> 01:26:27,813
Yeah, it's me.

1455
01:26:27,938 --> 01:26:31,858
Hell, no, I taught the bastard
a lesson he'll never forget.

1456
01:26:31,983 --> 01:26:35,153
What? No, not dead.

1457
01:26:35,278 --> 01:26:38,115
But he won't be bothering
anybody for a while.

1458
01:26:38,865 --> 01:26:40,826
Yeah, I left him out there.

1459
01:26:40,951 --> 01:26:45,163
I stomped him.
I pulled all his teeth out.

1460
01:26:45,288 --> 01:26:46,873
'I remember thinking, "Jesus.

1461
01:26:46,998 --> 01:26:49,435
"'What a terrible thing to lay
on somebody with a head full of acid."'

1462
01:26:49,459 --> 01:26:51,461
but we have a problem.

1463
01:26:51,586 --> 01:26:55,757
That bastard cashed a bad check downstairs
and gave you as a reference.

1464
01:26:55,882 --> 01:26:58,343
They'll be looking for both of you.

1465
01:26:58,468 --> 01:27:02,806
Yeah, I know, Lucy,
but you can'tjudge a book by its cover.

1466
01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:05,684
Some people
are just basically rotten.

1467
01:27:07,269 --> 01:27:11,857
Anyway, the last thing in the world
you wanna do is call this hotel again.

1468
01:27:12,524 --> 01:27:14,604
They'll trace the call,
put you straight behind bars.

1469
01:27:16,611 --> 01:27:21,032
No, I'm moving to the tropicana
right away.

1470
01:27:21,158 --> 01:27:22,159
Hmm.

1471
01:27:22,284 --> 01:27:25,954
I'll use a different name.
I'll let you know what it is and, er...

1472
01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:31,877
I gotta get off.

1473
01:27:33,003 --> 01:27:36,006
Probably have this phone tapped, baby.

1474
01:27:36,131 --> 01:27:38,211
Yeah, I know, it was horrible,
but it's all over now.

1475
01:27:40,218 --> 01:27:43,054
Oh, my god.
There's someone at the door.

1476
01:27:43,180 --> 01:27:45,515
There's someone at the door.

1477
01:27:47,934 --> 01:27:50,437
Christ! Hey!

1478
01:27:50,562 --> 01:27:53,398
No! I'm innocent! It was Duke!

1479
01:27:53,523 --> 01:27:57,027
It was Duke! Lucy! Lucy!

1480
01:27:57,152 --> 01:27:59,154
I love you! I love you!

1481
01:28:05,535 --> 01:28:07,037
Don't put that thing on me!

1482
01:28:13,710 --> 01:28:16,296
Whoo. Oh.

1483
01:28:17,380 --> 01:28:18,882
Well...

1484
01:28:20,550 --> 01:28:22,427
That's that.

1485
01:28:24,262 --> 01:28:27,516
That's the last we should
be hearing from Lucy, man.

1486
01:28:30,393 --> 01:28:34,689
She's probably stuffing herself
down the incinerator about now.

1487
01:28:38,026 --> 01:28:39,861
You know what we need?

1488
01:28:39,986 --> 01:28:41,988
We need some opium.

1489
01:28:53,416 --> 01:28:55,418
'I remember slumping on the bed.

1490
01:28:55,544 --> 01:28:57,963
'His performance
had given me a bad jolt.

1491
01:28:58,088 --> 01:29:00,924
'For a moment,
I thought his mind had snapped,

1492
01:29:01,049 --> 01:29:03,810
'that he actually believed he was
being attacked by invisible enemies.

1493
01:29:04,594 --> 01:29:06,763
'But the room was quiet again.'

1494
01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:10,559
where'd you get this?

1495
01:29:11,101 --> 01:29:13,603
Never mind.
It's absolutely pure.

1496
01:29:14,771 --> 01:29:17,274
What kind of monster client
have you hooked up with this time?

1497
01:29:17,399 --> 01:29:18,942
Satanism freak.

1498
01:29:19,943 --> 01:29:21,783
I think there's only
one source for this stuff,

1499
01:29:21,903 --> 01:29:28,285
the, er... adrenaline gland
from a living human body.

1500
01:29:28,410 --> 01:29:30,161
I know.

1501
01:29:30,287 --> 01:29:32,831
The guy didn't have
any cash to pay me.

1502
01:29:32,956 --> 01:29:34,207
He offered me human blood,

1503
01:29:34,332 --> 01:29:36,751
said it would take me higher
than I'd ever been in my life.

1504
01:29:37,961 --> 01:29:39,629
- I thought he was kidding.
- Oh.

1505
01:29:39,754 --> 01:29:44,342
So I told him I'd just as soon have
an ounce or so of pure adrenochrome.

1506
01:29:44,467 --> 01:29:49,222
Or maybe just a fresh adrenaline gland
to chew on.

1507
01:29:49,347 --> 01:29:52,183
'I could already feel the stuff
working on me.

1508
01:29:52,309 --> 01:29:56,563
'The first wave felt like a combination
of mescaline and methedrine.

1509
01:29:56,688 --> 01:29:59,190
"'Maybe I should take a swim,"
I thought.'

1510
01:29:59,316 --> 01:30:01,151
yes, sir.

1511
01:30:03,069 --> 01:30:08,158
They nailed this guy
for child molesting.

1512
01:30:08,283 --> 01:30:10,285
He swore he didn't do it.

1513
01:30:10,410 --> 01:30:14,247
"Why should I fuck with children?"
He said. "They're too small."

1514
01:30:14,372 --> 01:30:16,374
Christ, what could I say?

1515
01:30:16,499 --> 01:30:20,337
Even a goddamn werewolf
is entitled to legal counsel.

1516
01:30:21,254 --> 01:30:23,423
I didn't dare to turn the creep down.

1517
01:30:25,550 --> 01:30:27,552
He might have picked up
a letter opener

1518
01:30:27,677 --> 01:30:31,348
and gone after my... pineal gland.

1519
01:30:32,891 --> 01:30:34,809
- You know?
- Yeah.

1520
01:30:34,935 --> 01:30:37,228
- Crazy.
- Why not?

1521
01:30:37,354 --> 01:30:40,357
Shit.
We should get some of that.

1522
01:30:40,815 --> 01:30:44,069
Just... eat a big handful
and see what happens.

1523
01:30:44,903 --> 01:30:47,030
Some of what?

1524
01:30:51,076 --> 01:30:52,494
Extract of pineal.

1525
01:30:53,119 --> 01:30:54,955
Sure, that's a good idea.

1526
01:30:55,664 --> 01:30:57,248
One whiff of that stuff
will turn you

1527
01:30:57,374 --> 01:31:03,713
into something out of a goddamn
medical encyclopaedia, man.

1528
01:31:06,091 --> 01:31:08,093
Beautiful fucking tits.

1529
01:31:08,218 --> 01:31:11,721
Man, your head would swell up
like a watermelon.

1530
01:31:11,846 --> 01:31:14,808
You'd gain about 100 pounds
in two hours.

1531
01:31:14,933 --> 01:31:15,934
Right!

1532
01:31:16,059 --> 01:31:18,436
Grow claws, bleeding warts.

1533
01:31:19,062 --> 01:31:20,146
Yes.

1534
01:31:20,271 --> 01:31:26,444
And then you'd notice about six huge,
hairy tits swelling up on your back.

1535
01:31:26,569 --> 01:31:28,321
Fantastic!

1536
01:31:28,446 --> 01:31:30,490
You'd go blind.

1537
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:34,661
Your body would turn to wax.

1538
01:31:34,786 --> 01:31:36,871
They'd have to put you
in a wheelbarrow.

1539
01:31:36,997 --> 01:31:41,835
And when you scream for help,
you'll sound like a raccoon.

1540
01:31:44,170 --> 01:31:46,923
Man, I'll tryjust about anything,

1541
01:31:47,048 --> 01:31:50,093
but I'd never in hell
touch a pineal gland.

1542
01:31:50,218 --> 01:31:53,221
Finish the fucking story, man!

1543
01:31:53,346 --> 01:31:56,599
Vvhathappened?
What about the glands?

1544
01:31:56,725 --> 01:31:59,894
Jesus, that stuff got right
on top of you, didn't it?

1545
01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:03,606
Look at your face.
You're about to explode.

1546
01:32:11,322 --> 01:32:17,078
Maybe you could just...
Shove me into the pool.

1547
01:32:17,203 --> 01:32:21,750
Man, if I put you in the pool right now,
you'll sink like a goddamn stone.

1548
01:32:21,875 --> 01:32:26,546
You took too much, man.
You took too much. Too much.

1549
01:32:29,299 --> 01:32:30,842
Don't try and fight it.

1550
01:32:30,967 --> 01:32:33,720
You'll get brain bubbles,
strokes, aneurysms.

1551
01:32:34,804 --> 01:32:36,556
You'll just wither up and die.

1552
01:32:40,810 --> 01:32:42,645
'They continue killing
innocent people!

1553
01:32:42,771 --> 01:32:46,232
'Allowing the hopes for peace
and freedom of millions of people

1554
01:32:46,357 --> 01:32:48,526
'to be suffocated.

1555
01:32:48,651 --> 01:32:54,407
'So tonight, to you,
the great silent majority...

1556
01:32:54,532 --> 01:32:56,117
'Sacrifice. Sacrifice.

1557
01:32:56,242 --> 01:32:57,744
'Sacrifice. Sacrifice.

1558
01:32:57,869 --> 01:33:01,206
'Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
Sacrifice. Sacrifice.

1559
01:33:01,331 --> 01:33:03,166
'Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
Sacrifice. Sacrifice.'

1560
01:33:09,631 --> 01:33:15,428
J“ I hear the cottonwood
whispering above

1561
01:33:15,553 --> 01:33:19,140
j“ Tammy, Tammy

1562
01:33:19,265 --> 01:33:22,435
j“ Tammy's in love...

1563
01:33:24,104 --> 01:33:25,939
'What kind
of rat-bastard psychotic

1564
01:33:26,064 --> 01:33:29,651
'would play that song
right now, at this moment?'

1565
01:33:29,776 --> 01:33:32,862
j“ Tammy, Tammy...

1566
01:33:32,987 --> 01:33:37,742
'When I came to, the general back-alley
ambience of the suite was so rotten.

1567
01:33:38,660 --> 01:33:40,912
'So incredibly foul.

1568
01:33:42,622 --> 01:33:45,500
'How long had I been lying there?

1569
01:33:45,625 --> 01:33:48,378
'All these signs of violence.

1570
01:33:48,503 --> 01:33:50,588
'What had happened?

1571
01:33:50,713 --> 01:33:52,953
'There was evidence in this room
of excessive consumption

1572
01:33:53,007 --> 01:33:58,429
'of almost every type of drug
known to civilized man since 1544 ad.'

1573
01:34:03,309 --> 01:34:04,894
J“ Tammy, Tammy...

1574
01:34:05,019 --> 01:34:07,438
Oh, ah, Debbie.

1575
01:34:07,564 --> 01:34:09,566
Thank god.

1576
01:34:09,691 --> 01:34:12,360
Oh, Debbie. Hmm? Look.

1577
01:34:14,988 --> 01:34:17,157
'What kind of addict
would need all these coconut husks

1578
01:34:17,282 --> 01:34:19,284
'and crushed honeydew rinds?

1579
01:34:19,409 --> 01:34:22,829
'Would the presence ofjunkies
account for all these uneaten French fries?

1580
01:34:22,954 --> 01:34:26,040
'These puddles of glazed ketchup
on the bureau?

1581
01:34:26,166 --> 01:34:28,168
'Maybe so.

1582
01:34:28,293 --> 01:34:30,587
'But then why all this booze

1583
01:34:30,712 --> 01:34:33,047
'and these crude pornographic photos
smeared with mustard

1584
01:34:33,173 --> 01:34:35,008
'that had dried
to a hard, yellow crust?

1585
01:34:35,133 --> 01:34:38,553
'These were not the hoofprints
of your normal god-fearing junkie.

1586
01:34:38,678 --> 01:34:41,264
'It was too savage,
too aggressive.'

1587
01:34:41,389 --> 01:34:43,224
Put your hands
where I can see them.

1588
01:34:43,349 --> 01:34:45,894
What? What? Jesus god, man. Huh?

1589
01:34:46,019 --> 01:34:48,521
Put your hands
where I can see them.

1590
01:34:48,646 --> 01:34:51,649
Put your hands
where I can see them!

1591
01:34:51,774 --> 01:34:55,195
'Grim memories
and bad flashbacks.

1592
01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:58,323
'Get a grip. Maintain.

1593
01:34:59,782 --> 01:35:03,453
'How many nights and weird mornings
had this shit been going on?'

1594
01:35:19,636 --> 01:35:22,472
'Something ugly had happened.
I was sure of it.'

1595
01:35:29,562 --> 01:35:32,482
Who is that?
Oh. Shit, that's me.

1596
01:35:36,527 --> 01:35:40,782
- Help me!
- The fuck! What the fuck?

1597
01:35:40,907 --> 01:35:43,243
Oh, shit.

1598
01:35:46,996 --> 01:35:49,249
- You're under arrest!
- She must have used a pass key.

1599
01:35:49,374 --> 01:35:52,734
I was polishing my shoes in the closet when
I noticed her sneaking in, so I took her.

1600
01:35:52,835 --> 01:35:55,272
- What made you do it? Who paid you off?
- Nobody! I'm the maid!

1601
01:35:55,296 --> 01:35:57,233
Bullshit! You're just as much
a part of it as they are.

1602
01:35:57,257 --> 01:36:00,677
- Part of what?
- The goddamn dope ring.

1603
01:36:00,802 --> 01:36:02,553
You must know
what's going on in this hotel.

1604
01:36:02,679 --> 01:36:04,013
Why do you think we're here?

1605
01:36:04,138 --> 01:36:08,476
H... I know you're the cops, but I thought
you were just here for the convention.

1606
01:36:08,601 --> 01:36:11,854
I swear. All I wanted to do
was clean up the room.

1607
01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:14,399
I don't know
anything about no dope.

1608
01:36:14,524 --> 01:36:18,111
Come on, baby. Don't try to tell us
you never heard of the grange gorman.

1609
01:36:18,236 --> 01:36:20,905
I swear to Jesus
I never heard of that stuff.

1610
01:36:21,030 --> 01:36:24,534
Maybe she's telling the truth.
Maybe she's not part of it.

1611
01:36:24,659 --> 01:36:27,412
I swear I'm not. I swear.

1612
01:36:31,082 --> 01:36:34,877
- In that case, maybe she can help.
- Oh, yes, I'll help you all you want.

1613
01:36:35,795 --> 01:36:38,589
- I hate dope.
- So do we.

1614
01:36:38,715 --> 01:36:42,844
I think we should put her on the payroll,
see what she comes up with.

1615
01:36:42,969 --> 01:36:44,804
- You think you can handle it?
- What?

1616
01:36:44,929 --> 01:36:47,098
One phone call every day.

1617
01:36:47,223 --> 01:36:49,892
Don't worry if it doesn't add up.
That's our problem.

1618
01:36:50,601 --> 01:36:54,605
- You'd pay me for that?
- You're damn right we would.

1619
01:36:54,731 --> 01:36:57,900
But the first time that you say anything
about this to anybody

1620
01:36:58,026 --> 01:37:00,778
you will go straight to prison
for the rest of your life.

1621
01:37:00,903 --> 01:37:02,488
- What's your name?
- Alice.

1622
01:37:02,613 --> 01:37:04,032
Prove it!

1623
01:37:06,492 --> 01:37:08,661
Just ring linen service
and ask for Alice.

1624
01:37:08,786 --> 01:37:10,621
All right, Alice.

1625
01:37:13,791 --> 01:37:18,546
You'll be contacted by inspector rock,
Arthur rock.

1626
01:37:18,671 --> 01:37:22,008
He'll be posing as a politician,
but you'll have no problem recognising him.

1627
01:37:22,133 --> 01:37:26,387
That's right, inspector rock
will pay you in cash.

1628
01:37:26,512 --> 01:37:28,598
One thousand dollars on the ninth
of every month.

1629
01:37:28,723 --> 01:37:31,726
Oh, lord! I'd do just about
anything for that.

1630
01:37:31,851 --> 01:37:33,686
You and a lot of other people.

1631
01:37:33,811 --> 01:37:37,565
Come here. The password is,
"one hand washes the other."

1632
01:37:37,690 --> 01:37:41,527
The minute you hear that
you say, "I fear nothing."

1633
01:37:41,652 --> 01:37:42,945
Say it.

1634
01:37:43,071 --> 01:37:44,256
- I fear nothing.
- Say it again!

1635
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:45,782
- I fear nothing!
- Very good.

1636
01:37:45,907 --> 01:37:47,658
Get the fuck out of here.

1637
01:37:47,784 --> 01:37:50,453
Oh, yeah, listen.
Nice meeting you.

1638
01:37:50,578 --> 01:37:52,747
Oh, don't bother
to make up the room.

1639
01:37:52,872 --> 01:37:56,292
Just leave a pile of towels and soap
outside the door exactly at midnight.

1640
01:37:56,417 --> 01:38:00,088
That way we won't have to risk another
one of these little incidents, will we?

1641
01:38:00,213 --> 01:38:02,465
Whatever you say, gentlemen.

1642
01:38:02,590 --> 01:38:04,092
Thank god for decent people.

1643
01:38:04,217 --> 01:38:06,403
- 'Say it again!'
- 'I fear nothing!'

1644
01:38:06,427 --> 01:38:07,512
'Very good.'

1645
01:38:07,637 --> 01:38:09,138
'terrible gibberish.

1646
01:38:09,263 --> 01:38:11,432
'Splintered memories looming up
out of the time fog.

1647
01:38:12,683 --> 01:38:15,103
'Just press play.'

1648
01:38:15,228 --> 01:38:17,397
'This is it, the American dream.

1649
01:38:17,522 --> 01:38:19,690
'Shit! We're sitting
on the main nerve right now.'

1650
01:38:19,816 --> 01:38:22,151
yeah, don't get me started.

1651
01:38:22,276 --> 01:38:25,947
The owner always wanted to run away
and join the circus when he was a kid.

1652
01:38:26,072 --> 01:38:29,325
Now the son of a bitch
owns the circus.

1653
01:38:29,450 --> 01:38:32,620
Ah, man, a real license to steal.

1654
01:38:32,745 --> 01:38:34,163
Oh, yeah.

1655
01:38:34,288 --> 01:38:38,209
The American dream come true, man.
Pure Horatio alger.

1656
01:38:38,334 --> 01:38:40,461
Yeah. Welcome
to the happy place.

1657
01:38:42,547 --> 01:38:46,551
Listen, let's get down
to brass tacks here.

1658
01:38:46,676 --> 01:38:49,679
- How much for the ape?
- How much you got?

1659
01:38:51,013 --> 01:38:53,283
'How much do you think
you'd take for the ape?

1660
01:38:53,307 --> 01:38:55,393
'Just wait here. I'll be back.'

1661
01:38:55,518 --> 01:38:58,020
'madness.
It made no sense at all.'

1662
01:38:58,146 --> 01:39:00,565
'I desperately needed the facts.'

1663
01:39:09,031 --> 01:39:11,033
What the fuck is going on?

1664
01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:12,994
Where's the ape, man?
Where's the ape?

1665
01:39:13,119 --> 01:39:15,705
Forget about it.
He attacked an old man.

1666
01:39:15,830 --> 01:39:18,833
Bit off the head of the bartender,
then the cops came and took him away.

1667
01:39:21,586 --> 01:39:24,172
Is that your car?

1668
01:39:28,759 --> 01:39:30,428
Someone should stop them!

1669
01:39:30,553 --> 01:39:32,156
You poor fools
don't understand, do you?

1670
01:39:32,180 --> 01:39:34,974
This car is property of the world bank.
That money goes to Italy.

1671
01:39:35,099 --> 01:39:37,351
You can't put on a circus
without a tent.

1672
01:39:37,477 --> 01:39:41,314
- The top is completelyjammed.
- You're right.

1673
01:39:41,439 --> 01:39:42,666
There's something wrong
with the motor.

1674
01:39:42,690 --> 01:39:44,609
We're all riders of the storm.

1675
01:39:44,734 --> 01:39:47,737
- Where are you, you fucking monkey?
- You can't do that!

1676
01:39:50,490 --> 01:39:53,868
You people voted for Hubert Humphrey.
And you killed Jesus.

1677
01:39:53,993 --> 01:39:56,513
'There was every reason to believe
that we'd been heading for trouble,

1678
01:39:56,537 --> 01:39:58,956
'that we'd pushed our luck
a bit too far.'

1679
01:39:59,081 --> 01:40:01,667
oh, gosh, shit! God!

1680
01:40:04,086 --> 01:40:06,088
Right, er...

1681
01:40:06,214 --> 01:40:12,970
The possibility of physical
and mental collapse is now very real.

1682
01:40:14,347 --> 01:40:16,766
No sympathy for the devil.

1683
01:40:16,891 --> 01:40:18,893
Keep that in mind.

1684
01:40:19,018 --> 01:40:21,020
Er... buy the ticket...

1685
01:40:21,812 --> 01:40:23,981
Er... take the ride.

1686
01:40:28,236 --> 01:40:29,820
Hey, there.

1687
01:40:29,946 --> 01:40:31,864
You folks wanna buy some heroin?

1688
01:40:39,705 --> 01:40:42,041
Hey, honkies! Goddamn it!

1689
01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:43,584
Pull ahead, will you?

1690
01:40:43,709 --> 01:40:47,421
I want to sell you
some pure fucking scag!

1691
01:40:47,547 --> 01:40:53,719
Cheap! The real stuff.
I just got back from Vietnam.

1692
01:40:59,141 --> 01:41:00,726
Scag.

1693
01:41:02,436 --> 01:41:05,940
I wanna sell you
some pure fucking scag.

1694
01:41:06,065 --> 01:41:08,150
Shit! Fuck!

1695
01:41:09,485 --> 01:41:13,364
Now hear me, you bastard!
Pull over! I'll kill you!

1696
01:41:13,489 --> 01:41:15,324
'Pull over! Come on!'

1697
01:41:15,449 --> 01:41:18,869
Oh, shit. Oh, oh.

1698
01:41:27,211 --> 01:41:30,965
Ok. Let's see here.

1699
01:41:38,556 --> 01:41:42,560
'The mentality of Las Vegas
is so grossly atavistic

1700
01:41:42,685 --> 01:41:45,980
'that a really massive crime
often slips by unrecognised.

1701
01:41:51,319 --> 01:41:52,820
'North Vegas is where you go

1702
01:41:52,945 --> 01:41:55,781
'when you've fucked up
once too often on the strip.

1703
01:41:55,906 --> 01:41:59,160
'And when you're not even welcome
in the cut-rate downtown places.'

1704
01:42:04,123 --> 01:42:05,708
'The north star coffee lounge

1705
01:42:05,833 --> 01:42:08,252
'seemed like a fairly safe haven
from our storms.

1706
01:42:08,377 --> 01:42:10,796
'No hassles, no talk.

1707
01:42:10,921 --> 01:42:13,257
'Just a place to rest and regroup.

1708
01:42:13,382 --> 01:42:15,217
'I wasn't even hungry.

1709
01:42:16,052 --> 01:42:19,138
'There was nothing in the atmosphere
of the north star to put me on my guard.'

1710
01:42:20,097 --> 01:42:21,182
psst!

1711
01:42:21,307 --> 01:42:23,726
Two glasses of iced water with ice.

1712
01:42:25,269 --> 01:42:27,688
Two glasses of iced water with ice.

1713
01:42:33,194 --> 01:42:34,195
Two.

1714
01:42:43,204 --> 01:42:45,684
'She looked like
a burnt-out caricature of Jane Russell.

1715
01:42:46,666 --> 01:42:49,085
'She was definitely in charge here.

1716
01:42:53,714 --> 01:42:55,800
'He did it very casually,

1717
01:42:55,925 --> 01:42:59,387
'but I knew that our peace
was about to be shattered.'

1718
01:43:00,012 --> 01:43:01,514
what was that?

1719
01:43:13,025 --> 01:43:14,443
What is this?

1720
01:43:15,319 --> 01:43:17,822
- It's a napkin.
- Don't give me that bullshit.

1721
01:43:17,947 --> 01:43:20,825
I know what that means,
you fat goddamn pimp bastard!

1722
01:43:22,702 --> 01:43:25,329
That's the name of a horse
I used to own, ma'am.

1723
01:43:25,454 --> 01:43:26,956
What's wrong with you?

1724
01:43:27,081 --> 01:43:28,999
'The question Mark
was emphasised.'

1725
01:43:29,125 --> 01:43:30,727
You listen to me,
you son of a bitch.

1726
01:43:30,751 --> 01:43:32,420
I gotta take a lot of shit
in this place,

1727
01:43:32,545 --> 01:43:35,756
but I don't have to take it off
no spic pimp!

1728
01:43:40,136 --> 01:43:42,221
Anybody that knows anything
knows that.

1729
01:43:46,016 --> 01:43:47,953
Go on! Pay your check
and get the hell out of here!

1730
01:43:47,977 --> 01:43:51,230
You want me to call the cops?
I'll call the fuck...

1731
01:43:51,355 --> 01:43:52,857
Oh, shit.

1732
01:43:57,737 --> 01:43:59,238
Fuck.

1733
01:44:02,825 --> 01:44:04,827
Want me to call the cops?

1734
01:44:30,603 --> 01:44:32,938
How much
is that lemon meringue pie?

1735
01:44:33,063 --> 01:44:34,899
'Her eyes were turgid with fear,

1736
01:44:35,024 --> 01:44:37,693
'but her brain was functioning
on some basic motor survival level.'

1737
01:44:37,818 --> 01:44:39,320
35 cents.

1738
01:44:39,445 --> 01:44:41,047
How much
is that lemon meringue pie?

1739
01:44:41,071 --> 01:44:42,364
35 cents.

1740
01:44:42,490 --> 01:44:46,160
Whoo! What a waste of talent.

1741
01:44:46,285 --> 01:44:50,122
No, honey, I mean the whole pie.

1742
01:44:51,582 --> 01:44:53,334
The whole pie.

1743
01:45:05,471 --> 01:45:08,015
What, three?

1744
01:45:13,145 --> 01:45:16,065
Three? Four?

1745
01:45:18,442 --> 01:45:20,402
Five? Hmm?

1746
01:45:20,528 --> 01:45:22,321
Five.

1747
01:45:48,264 --> 01:45:50,099
I'll be in the car.

1748
01:46:47,156 --> 01:46:50,409
'The sight of the blade
had triggered bad memories.

1749
01:46:50,534 --> 01:46:53,871
'The glazed look in her eyes
said her throat had been cut.

1750
01:46:53,996 --> 01:46:56,957
'She was still in the grip
of paralysis when we left.'

1751
01:47:06,383 --> 01:47:08,469
'It was all over now.

1752
01:47:08,594 --> 01:47:11,931
'We'd abused every rule
that Vegas lived by.

1753
01:47:12,056 --> 01:47:15,559
'Threatening the locals,
abusing the tourists,

1754
01:47:15,684 --> 01:47:16,769
'terrifying the help.

1755
01:47:17,519 --> 01:47:20,189
'The only chance now, I felt,

1756
01:47:20,314 --> 01:47:22,816
'was the possibility
that we'd gone to such excess

1757
01:47:22,942 --> 01:47:25,736
'that nobody in the position
to bring the hammer down on us

1758
01:47:25,861 --> 01:47:28,030
'could possibly believe it.

1759
01:47:28,155 --> 01:47:30,658
'Fifteen minutes
to get my attorney to the airport,

1760
01:47:30,783 --> 01:47:33,243
'could we make it?'

1761
01:47:33,827 --> 01:47:36,330
Christ!

1762
01:47:38,958 --> 01:47:42,086
- Oh, fuck! Fuck.
- Whoa, shit! Whoa, shit!

1763
01:47:42,211 --> 01:47:45,214
Oh, god. Oh, god.
You son of a bitch!

1764
01:47:45,339 --> 01:47:46,924
Oh, god.

1765
01:47:48,133 --> 01:47:51,220
- You're going the wrong way.
- The next left.

1766
01:47:51,345 --> 01:47:54,181
Stop! Go! Fuck!

1767
01:47:58,644 --> 01:48:02,064
Take a right here.
Take a right here.

1768
01:48:10,239 --> 01:48:12,950
Goddamn it. We're lost.

1769
01:48:13,075 --> 01:48:17,579
What are we doing out here
on this godforsaken road?

1770
01:48:17,705 --> 01:48:22,376
The airport's over there.
Goddamn it! It's over there.

1771
01:48:23,377 --> 01:48:25,295
I've never missed a plane yet.

1772
01:48:32,803 --> 01:48:36,181
- J“ oh, oh, yeah
- j“ we're gonna knock ya, rock ya

1773
01:48:36,306 --> 01:48:39,852
- j“ oh, oh, yeah
- j“ tonight we're gonna knock ya

1774
01:48:39,977 --> 01:48:42,187
j“ oh, oh, yeah

1775
01:48:47,901 --> 01:48:49,153
Hold on!

1776
01:48:49,278 --> 01:48:51,739
J“ oh, oh, yeah

1777
01:48:51,864 --> 01:48:55,034
j“ oh, oh, yeah... j“

1778
01:48:55,909 --> 01:48:58,495
all right. I'm gonna drop you
right next to the plane.

1779
01:48:58,620 --> 01:49:01,307
Fuck you. I'm gonna have
to take the blame. They'll crucify me.

1780
01:49:01,331 --> 01:49:03,751
- Right here, right here.
- Ridiculous, man.

1781
01:49:03,876 --> 01:49:07,588
Just say you were hitchhiking to
the airport, and I picked you up.

1782
01:49:07,713 --> 01:49:10,716
- You bastard.
- Get out.

1783
01:49:21,101 --> 01:49:22,978
Hey, hey! Hey, listen.

1784
01:49:23,729 --> 01:49:26,231
Don't take any guff
from these swine.

1785
01:49:26,356 --> 01:49:28,942
If you have any trouble, remember,

1786
01:49:29,068 --> 01:49:31,068
you can always send a telegram
to the right people.

1787
01:49:31,111 --> 01:49:33,113
Yeah, explaining my position.

1788
01:49:33,238 --> 01:49:36,241
Some asshole wrote a poem
about that once.

1789
01:49:36,366 --> 01:49:39,328
Probably good advice,
if you have shit for brains.

1790
01:49:46,210 --> 01:49:50,631
'There he goes.
One of god's own prototypes.

1791
01:49:50,756 --> 01:49:52,257
'A high-powered mutant
of some kind

1792
01:49:52,382 --> 01:49:55,219
'never even considered
for mass production.

1793
01:49:55,344 --> 01:49:58,430
'Too weird to live,
and too rare to die.'

1794
01:50:19,493 --> 01:50:26,208
J“ there you stood
on the edge of your feather

1795
01:50:26,333 --> 01:50:30,337
j“ expecting to fly... j“

1796
01:50:34,591 --> 01:50:37,928
'We're all wired
into a survival trip now.

1797
01:50:38,053 --> 01:50:41,056
'No more of the speed
that fuelled the '60s.

1798
01:50:41,181 --> 01:50:44,268
'That was the fatal flaw
in Tim leary's trip.

1799
01:50:44,393 --> 01:50:47,396
'He crashed around america,
selling "consciousness expansion"

1800
01:50:47,521 --> 01:50:50,708
'without ever giving a thought to the grim
meat-hook realities that were lying in wait

1801
01:50:50,732 --> 01:50:53,402
'for all those people
who took him seriously.

1802
01:50:54,486 --> 01:50:56,321
'All those pathetically eager
acid freaks

1803
01:50:56,446 --> 01:51:00,492
'who thought they could buy peace
and understanding for three bucks a hit.

1804
01:51:00,617 --> 01:51:04,705
'But their loss and failure
is ours too.

1805
01:51:05,956 --> 01:51:08,959
'What leary took down with him was
the central illusion of a whole lifestyle

1806
01:51:09,084 --> 01:51:11,170
'that he helped create.

1807
01:51:11,295 --> 01:51:15,465
'A generation of permanent cripples,
failed seekers,

1808
01:51:15,591 --> 01:51:20,095
'who never understood the essential
old-mystic fallacy of the acid culture.

1809
01:51:20,220 --> 01:51:24,975
'The desperate assumption
that somebody or at least some force

1810
01:51:25,100 --> 01:51:28,353
'is tending the light
at the end of the tunnel.'

1811
01:51:34,776 --> 01:51:37,112
'There was only one road
back to la.

1812
01:51:37,237 --> 01:51:39,573
'Us interstate 15.

1813
01:51:39,698 --> 01:51:44,161
'Just a flat out high-speed burn
through baker and barstow and berdoo.

1814
01:51:44,286 --> 01:51:45,621
'Then onto the Hollywood freeway,

1815
01:51:45,746 --> 01:51:49,416
'straight into frantic oblivion,
safety, obscurity.

1816
01:51:49,541 --> 01:51:52,711
'Just another freak
in the freak kingdom.'

1817
01:51:52,836 --> 01:51:58,258
j“ I was born
in a crossfire hurricane

1818
01:51:59,676 --> 01:52:05,265
j“ but I howled at my ma
in the driving rain

1819
01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:11,396
j“ but it's all right now

1820
01:52:11,521 --> 01:52:13,523
j“ in fact, it's a gas

1821
01:52:13,649 --> 01:52:17,486
j“ but it's all right

1822
01:52:17,611 --> 01:52:21,782
j“ I'm jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas, gas, gas

1823
01:52:30,999 --> 01:52:36,672
J“ I was raised by a toothless,
bearded hag

1824
01:52:37,923 --> 01:52:43,679
j“ I was schooled with a strap
right across my back

1825
01:52:44,930 --> 01:52:49,768
j“ but it's all right now

1826
01:52:49,893 --> 01:52:51,979
j“ in fact, it's a gas

1827
01:52:52,104 --> 01:52:55,774
j“ but it's all right

1828
01:52:55,899 --> 01:52:59,903
j“ I'm jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas, gas, gas

1829
01:53:28,640 --> 01:53:34,146
J“ I was drowned, I was washed up
and left for dead

1830
01:53:35,522 --> 01:53:41,194
j“ I fell down to my feet
and I saw they bled

1831
01:53:41,320 --> 01:53:42,571
j“ yeah, yeah

1832
01:53:42,696 --> 01:53:48,285
j“ I frowned at the crumbs
of a crust of bread

1833
01:53:48,410 --> 01:53:49,661
j“ yeah, yeah, yeah

1834
01:53:49,786 --> 01:53:55,208
j“ I was crowned
with a spike right through my head

1835
01:53:55,334 --> 01:53:56,668
j“ through my head

1836
01:53:56,793 --> 01:54:01,465
j“ but it's all right now

1837
01:54:01,590 --> 01:54:03,675
j“ in fact, it's a gas

1838
01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:07,471
j“ but it's all right

1839
01:54:07,596 --> 01:54:11,600
j“ I'm jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas, gas, gas

1840
01:54:14,603 --> 01:54:18,023
j“ jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas

1841
01:54:18,148 --> 01:54:21,568
j“ jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas

1842
01:54:21,693 --> 01:54:24,905
j“ jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas

1843
01:54:25,030 --> 01:54:28,575
j“ jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas

1844
01:54:28,700 --> 01:54:32,037
j“ jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas

1845
01:54:32,162 --> 01:54:36,333
j“ jumpin' Jack flash,
it's a gas j“

1846
01:55:37,936 --> 01:55:40,689
J“ bright light city
gonna set my soul

1847
01:55:40,814 --> 01:55:43,984
j“ it's gonna set my soul on fire

1848
01:55:44,109 --> 01:55:47,028
j“ I got a whole lotta money
that's a-ready to burn

1849
01:55:47,154 --> 01:55:50,407
j“ so get those stakes up high

1850
01:55:50,532 --> 01:55:53,910
j“ there's a thousand
pretty women waitin' out there

1851
01:55:54,035 --> 01:55:57,122
j“ they're all waitin'
the devil may care

1852
01:55:57,247 --> 01:56:00,083
j“ and I'm just a devil
with love to spare

1853
01:56:00,208 --> 01:56:03,628
j“ so viva Las Vegas

1854
01:56:03,753 --> 01:56:06,840
j“ viva Las Vegas

1855
01:56:06,965 --> 01:56:10,385
j“ viva Las Vegas

1856
01:56:11,636 --> 01:56:14,306
j“ how I wish
that there were more

1857
01:56:14,431 --> 01:56:18,018
j“ than the 24 hours in the day

1858
01:56:18,143 --> 01:56:20,645
j“ even if I ran out of sleep

1859
01:56:20,770 --> 01:56:23,773
j“ boy, I wouldn't
sleep a minute away

1860
01:56:23,899 --> 01:56:27,360
j“ oh, there's Blackjack and poker
and the roulette wheel

1861
01:56:27,486 --> 01:56:30,572
j“ a fortune won and lost
on every deal

1862
01:56:30,697 --> 01:56:33,575
j“ all you need's a strong heart
and nerves of steel

1863
01:56:33,700 --> 01:56:37,162
j“ so viva Las Vegas

1864
01:56:37,287 --> 01:56:40,123
j“ viva Las Vegas

1865
01:56:40,248 --> 01:56:43,376
j“ viva Las Vegas

1866
01:56:43,502 --> 01:56:46,338
j“ viva Las Vegas
where the neon signs are flashing

1867
01:56:46,463 --> 01:56:48,298
j“ and the one-armed
bandits crashing

1868
01:56:48,423 --> 01:56:51,426
j“ all those hopes
down the drain

1869
01:56:51,551 --> 01:56:54,471
j“ viva Las Vegas
turning day into night time

1870
01:56:54,596 --> 01:56:56,097
j“ turning night into daytime

1871
01:56:56,223 --> 01:57:00,810
j“ if you see it once
you'll never be the same again

1872
01:57:02,312 --> 01:57:05,398
j“ I gotta keep on runnin'
gonna have me some money

1873
01:57:05,524 --> 01:57:08,568
j“ if it costs me
my very last dime

1874
01:57:08,693 --> 01:57:11,696
j“ if I wind up broke
then I'll always remember

1875
01:57:11,821 --> 01:57:14,574
j“ that I had a swingin' time

1876
01:57:14,699 --> 01:57:18,161
j“ oh, I'm gonna give it
everything I've got

1877
01:57:18,286 --> 01:57:21,206
j“ lady luck's with me,
dice, stay hot

1878
01:57:21,331 --> 01:57:24,209
j“ got coke up my nose
to dry away the snot

1879
01:57:24,334 --> 01:57:27,587
j“ so viva Las Vegas

1880
01:57:27,712 --> 01:57:30,882
j“ viva Las Vegas

1881
01:57:31,007 --> 01:57:33,927
j“ viva Las Vegas

1882
01:57:34,052 --> 01:57:36,805
j“ viva, viva

1883
01:57:36,930 --> 01:57:41,810
j“ Las Vegas

1884
01:57:41,935 --> 01:57:44,187
j“ whee! J“