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Can I persuade you to take a sandwich?
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I'll get drive-through.
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You're counting on the Winged Avenger
to deliver you from evil...
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...aren't you, my friend?
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Are you going to kill me?
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Maybe, maybe not.
We're of two minds on the subject.
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Are you a gambling man?
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Let's say we flip for it?
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One man is born a hero,
his brother a coward.
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Babies starve, politicians grow fat...
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...holy men are martyred,
and junkies grow legion.
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Why?
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Why, why, why, why, why?
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Luck!
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Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah...
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...clueless luck!
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The random toss...
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...is the only true justice.
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Let's see what justice has in store...
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...for you.
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It's like the touch of God.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Fortune smiles.
Another day of wine and roses.
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In your case, beer and pizza.
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Out of here, guys!
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-But you said you'd let me live!
-Too true!
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And so you shall! Nothing's better
than live bait to trap a bat.
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Hot entrance.
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Two-Face?
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Two guards are dead.
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He's holding a third hostage.
Didn't see this one coming.
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We should have.
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The Second Bank of Gotham--
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Second anniversary
of the day I captured him.
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How could he resist?
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I'm Chase Meridian.
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I asked her to come here to consult
on the case. She specializes in--
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Abnormal psychology,
multiple personalities. I read your work.
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Insightful.
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Naive, but insightful.
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I'm flattered. Not every girl
makes a superhero's night table.
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Can we reason with him?
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-He's got innocent people up there.
-It won't do any good.
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-He'll slaughter them without a thought.
-Agreed.
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A trauma powerful enough to create
an alternate personality leaves one--
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In a world where normal rules
of right and wrong no longer apply.
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Exactly.
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Like you.
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I could write a hell of a paper on a man
who dresses like a flying rodent.
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Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.
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Really? I didn't know that.
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You are interesting.
53
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And call me Chase.
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By the way, do you have a first name,
or do I call you Bats?
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Let's start this party with a bang!
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Very punctual, even for his own funeral.
Boys!
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Kill the Bat!
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Blast him!
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Open sesame.
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It's a trap!
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Attention citizens of fair Gotham!
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When we open that safe,
we'll have everything we ever wanted:
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Enough cash to rain down upon
fair Gotham, a glorious flood of chaos.
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And, of course...
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...you, my boy, dead!
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It's boiling acid!
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For your dying pleasure, we are serving
the acid that made us the men we are!
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No!
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-Hold on.
-Yes!
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Haul away!
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Yes! Haul away!
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-Give me your hand.
-Don't let go!
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I must borrow this.
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That's my hearing aid!
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Thanks.
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Wow! My shoes are melting!
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No more!
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Hang on.
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Hang on?
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Get him down.
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Get him down.
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Take it easy with him.
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You'll be all right. Just stay calm.
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This'll fix him!
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Hang on, Batty!
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Let's see.
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Yes!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, happy day!
89
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Farewell forever to that...
90
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...pointy-eared night rat!
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Face!
92
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You need help. Give it up.
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Have the good taste to die!
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See you!
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Despite a valiant effort
last night by Batman...
96
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...Harvey Two-Face is still at large
and extremely dangerous.
97
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In other news today...
98
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...billionaire Bruce Wayne extended
his profit-sharing program...
99
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...to the employees of the successful
electronics branch of Wayne Enterprises.
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Mr. Wayne.
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Your inspections are
a departmental highlight.
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Oh, my God, it's him.
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I am a winner. I am a winner.
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I am a winner.
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I am a winner.
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Bioremediation. Alternative fuel.
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Mr. Wayne, look at that time.
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Perhaps we should get to R & D
as soon as possible.
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Mister...?
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Oh, Bruce Wayne.
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No, that's my name. And you are?
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Nygma.
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Edward.
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Edward Nygma. You hired me personally.
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Just like I tell everyone.
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We've never actually met, but your name
was on the hiring slip. I have it.
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I need that hand back.
118
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Oh, yes, of course.
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I'm sorry.
120
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It's just that...
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...you're my idol.
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Back to work.
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And some people have been trying
to keep us apart.
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Back to work.
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It's okay.
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What's on your mind?
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Precisely.
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What's on all our minds?
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Brain waves.
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The future...
131
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...of Wayne Enterprises...
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...is brain waves.
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I must apologize, Mr. Wayne.
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-I terminated his project today.
-It's okay.
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I have it!
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My invention...
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...beams any TV signal directly
into the human brain.
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By stimulating neurons,
manipulating brain waves...
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...this device makes the audience
feel like they're inside the show.
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Why be brutalized by an uncaring world?
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Did you say "manipulating brain waves"?
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Yes.
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But...
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...someone like you would never need it.
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Someone so...
146
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...intelligent, witty and...
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...charming.
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I need a bit of additional funding
for human trials. Let me show you, please!
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Now, listen...
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...I want a full set of technical schematics
on this, okay?
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We'll be full partners in this, Bruce.
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Look at us! Two of a kind!
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You call my assistant, Margaret.
She'll set something up.
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That's not...
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...going to be good for me.
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I need an answer now.
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I think I deserve it.
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I'm sorry, then the answer is no.
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Tampering with people's brain waves...
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...mind manipulation...
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...it just raises too many questions.
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Sorry.
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Thanks, keep up the good work.
The factory looks great.
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All right, everyone!
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Back to work!
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We'll discuss this later!
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You were supposed to understand.
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I'll make you understand.
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Lock.
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Chair.
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I saw the signal.
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All is ready.
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Commissioner?
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He's at home.
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I sent the signal.
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What's wrong?
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Last night at the bank I noticed
something about Two-Face:
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His coin.
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It's his Achilles' heel.
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It can be exploited.
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I know.
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You called me for this?
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00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,770
The Batsignal is not a beeper.
184
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I wish I could say that my interest
in you was...
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...purely professional.
186
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,690
Are you trying to get under my cape?
187
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A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
188
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It's the car, right? Chicks love it.
189
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,450
What is it about the wrong kind of man?
190
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In grade school: guys with earrings.
191
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College: motorcycles, leather jackets.
192
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Now...
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...black rubber.
194
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Try a fireman. Less to take off.
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I don't mind the work.
Pity I can't see behind the mask.
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We all wear masks.
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My life's an open book. You read?
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I don't blend in at a family picnic.
199
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We could give it a try. I'll bring the wine...
200
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...you bring your scarred psyche.
201
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Direct, aren't you?
202
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You like strong women.
203
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,410
I've done my homework.
204
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:11,500
Or do I need skintight vinyl and a whip?
205
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,000
I haven't had much luck with women.
206
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:18,130
Maybe you just haven't met
the right woman.
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I saw the signal.
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-What's going on?
-Nothing.
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False alarm.
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Are you sure?
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Women.
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00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,890
Now I've got it!
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"Too many questions.
There's too many questions.
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"Too many...."
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I'll show you it works!
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00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:17,190
What the hell is going on here?
217
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:21,490
I told you this project is terminated!
I'm calling Security!
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Caffeine will kill you!
219
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,750
Rise and shine, little guinea pig.
220
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,420
What are you doing?
221
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Untie me!
222
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This won't hurt.
223
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,680
At least, I don't think it will.
224
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:46,470
What are you doing?
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You touch that switch and--
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This?
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Losing resolution.
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More power!
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Edward Nygma...
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...come on down!
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You're the next contestant on...
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...Brain Drain!
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I'll take what's inside
thick skull number one!
234
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What have we got for him?
235
00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:50,950
Oh, Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough!
236
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:53,660
And a breakdown? Maybe!
237
00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:56,710
Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius.
238
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,880
No, several geniuses.
239
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,090
A gaggle, a swarm...
240
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,840
...a flock of freaking Freuds!
241
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,130
Riddle me this, Fred.
242
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What is everything to someone...
243
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...and nothing to everyone else?
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Your mind, baby!
245
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Now mine pumps with the power of yours!
246
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"I'm sucking up your IQ
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"Vacuuming your cortex
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"Feeding off your brain"
249
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What a rush!
250
00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:56,270
What the hell just happened?
251
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A very surprising side effect.
252
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While you were mesmerized
by my 3-D TV...
253
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...I utilized your neural energy
to grow smarter.
254
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:10,820
Bruce Wayne was right!
255
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,370
You demented, bizarre, unethical toad!
256
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It is brain manipulation!
257
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I'm reporting you to the FCC!
258
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The human experimentation board!
The AMI!
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00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:23,840
And the police!
260
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,920
You are going up on charges...
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...to court, to jail...
262
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...and then to a mental institution
for the rest of your life!
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00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:34,140
But, first and foremost,
Nygma, you are fired!
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Do you hear me? Fired!
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I don't think so.
266
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Help!
267
00:24:03,170 --> 00:24:04,460
Hang on!
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Babe!
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You are fired!
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00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:14,510
Or should I say...
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...terminated?
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Surf's up, Big Kahuna!
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Nice form, but rough on the landing.
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00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:33,530
He may have to settle for the Bronze.
275
00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:40,250
"Questions," Mr. Wayne?
276
00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:44,080
My work raises too many questions?
277
00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:47,040
Why hasn't anybody...
278
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,920
...put you in your place?
279
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,340
Harvey Dent,
once Gotham's District Attorney...
280
00:24:55,430 --> 00:24:59,060
...was horribly scarred
by underworld kingpin, Boss Moroni.
281
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:01,520
Although Batman tried to save him...
282
00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:05,810
...Dent's left-brain damage
turned him into a violent criminal...
283
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:09,320
...who blamed Batman
and who has vowed to destroy him.
284
00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:13,110
Harvey Two-Face is extremely dangerous,
repeat, extremely dangerous.
285
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,030
That was the Commissioner.
286
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,330
There's been an accident
at Wayne Enterprises.
287
00:25:19,830 --> 00:25:21,450
Horrible way to die.
288
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,870
The surveillance cameras are down here.
289
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:28,170
We'll dredge the river, but with
that current, I doubt we'll find the body.
290
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:32,840
Why?
291
00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:34,380
Oh, why?
292
00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:39,220
I just can't believe it.
293
00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:42,220
Two years working in the same office.
294
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,980
He was like my father...
295
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,480
...my brother...
296
00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:49,060
...or a cousin that visits a lot.
297
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,230
Get a grip, Edward.
298
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,200
I found this in my cubicle.
299
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:59,740
You'll find the handwriting matches his,
as does the sentence structure.
300
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:06,250
I couldn't possibly continue on here.
301
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:09,210
The memories....
302
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,760
This is last night's security log.
303
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,760
There's Stickley.
304
00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:23,470
Pretty cut and dry.
305
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,520
Yes, definitely suicide.
306
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:36,110
Thanks very much for your help, Bruce.
We'll be in touch.
307
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:44,330
Stickley's suicide doesn't make sense.
I want full benefits for his family.
308
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:47,210
Suicide's not covered
by our corporate insurance policy.
309
00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:48,960
I know. Full benefits.
310
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:53,130
Gossip Gerty called 32 times.
Who are you taking to the Charity Circus?
311
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,380
I'll let you know. What's this?
312
00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:57,380
I don't know.
313
00:26:57,470 --> 00:26:59,300
I didn't see anyone.
314
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,480
"If you look at the numbers on my face...
315
00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,980
"...you won't find 13 anyplace."
316
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,780
That's hideous.
317
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:17,530
What does it mean?
318
00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:19,070
It's a riddle.
319
00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:21,280
"Numbers on my face...13."
320
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,700
One through twelve.
321
00:27:23,830 --> 00:27:25,490
The answer is a clock.
322
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:27,830
Who would send you a riddle?
323
00:27:28,370 --> 00:27:29,670
That, Maggie...
324
00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:31,380
...is the riddle.
325
00:28:15,670 --> 00:28:17,380
Guess what I did today?
326
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,080
Wayne Manor.
327
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,540
See you soon.
328
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:31,080
Dr. Meridian, please. Thank you.
329
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,900
I...guess I'm early.
330
00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:07,610
I have an appointment.
331
00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:09,240
I'm Bruce Wayne.
332
00:30:09,830 --> 00:30:10,990
Good.
333
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,790
Then you can afford to buy me a new door.
334
00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:15,710
I'm sorry.
335
00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:22,210
You...sounded like you were in...
336
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,050
...you know, trouble.
337
00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:34,060
I prefer healthy expressions of violence
as opposed to breaking in.
338
00:30:35,390 --> 00:30:36,480
So...
339
00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:38,770
...how can I help you?
340
00:30:41,650 --> 00:30:44,440
Someone's been sending me love letters.
341
00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:47,400
One at my office and one at my home.
342
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,870
Commissioner Gordon thought
you might give me your opinion.
343
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,330
A clock.
344
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,500
Clock.
345
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,340
"Tear one off and scratch my head.
346
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,550
"What once was red is black instead."
347
00:31:12,890 --> 00:31:14,180
A match.
348
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:21,900
My opinion: this letter writer is a wacko.
349
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,520
"Wacko?"
350
00:31:24,110 --> 00:31:25,860
Is that a technical term?
351
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,990
Patient may suffer from obsession...
352
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,200
...with potential homicidal tendencies.
Is that better for you?
353
00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:35,290
So, what you're saying is...
354
00:31:35,370 --> 00:31:37,290
...this guy's a total wacko.
355
00:31:37,370 --> 00:31:38,660
Exactly.
356
00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:42,130
He's obsessed with you.
357
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:45,210
His only escape may be
to purge the fixation.
358
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,050
To kill me.
359
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,930
I think you understand obsession
better than you let on.
360
00:31:55,390 --> 00:31:56,720
You like bats?
361
00:31:57,850 --> 00:31:59,810
That's a Rorschach, Mr. Wayne.
362
00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:01,350
An inkblot.
363
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,230
People see what they want.
364
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,860
The question is: do you like bats?
365
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,450
Still playing with dolls?
366
00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:15,080
She's a Malaysian dream warden.
367
00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:18,580
Some cultures believe she protects you
from bad dreams.
368
00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:21,500
It's silly to you, I'm sure.
369
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,880
You look so sad.
370
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,760
Do you need one?
371
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,470
Me? No. Why would I?
372
00:32:35,890 --> 00:32:38,810
You're not exactly what you seem,
are you?
373
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:42,440
What is it you really came here for?
374
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,440
Yikes, time's up.
375
00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:50,320
That's usually my line.
376
00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:52,570
I'd love to stay here chatting--
377
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,030
Would you?
378
00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:56,240
I'm not so sure.
379
00:32:56,950 --> 00:32:59,500
I must get you out of those clothes.
380
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,830
Excuse me?
381
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,920
And into a black dress.
382
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,790
Tell me, Doctor, do you like the circus?
383
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,400
Ladies and gentlemen...
384
00:33:28,650 --> 00:33:30,820
...boys and girls of all ages...
385
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:33,650
...welcome to the greatest show on earth!
386
00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:36,660
Who is this beautiful young woman
you're with?
387
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:38,240
Dr. Chase Meridian.
388
00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:39,410
A doctor?
389
00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:41,250
What kind of doctor?
390
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:43,580
...for Gotham Children's Hospital.
391
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:46,380
Let's thank our largest single donor:
392
00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:48,750
Bruce Wayne!
393
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:52,970
Ladies and gentlemen...
394
00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:55,760
...70 feet above the ground...
395
00:33:55,930 --> 00:33:59,350
...performing feats
of unimaginable aerial skill...
396
00:33:59,970 --> 00:34:01,970
...the Flying Graysons!
397
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,400
Listen...
398
00:34:57,490 --> 00:35:01,280
...I'm going rock climbing this weekend.
Would you like to join me?
399
00:35:02,330 --> 00:35:03,790
I'd like to.
400
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,830
I love climbing. I really love it.
401
00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:08,120
But?
402
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,330
I've met someone.
403
00:35:11,590 --> 00:35:14,050
That's fast work. You just moved here.
404
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,920
You could say he just...
405
00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:18,470
...dropped out of the sky and...
406
00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:20,010
...bang!
407
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,310
I think he felt it too.
408
00:35:23,430 --> 00:35:24,640
He sure did.
409
00:35:24,850 --> 00:35:25,770
What?
410
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,850
Who wouldn't?
411
00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:31,270
Now...
412
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:34,070
...Richard...
413
00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:36,650
...the youngest Flying Grayson...
414
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,700
...will perform the awe-inspiring...
415
00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:41,160
...death drop...
416
00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:44,580
...without the safety...
417
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:45,870
...of a net!
418
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:06,270
Let's go.
419
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,890
You'll be okay.
420
00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:44,220
Ladies...
421
00:36:44,510 --> 00:36:46,060
...and gentlemen!
422
00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:50,890
Now, the new management
of the circus invites you to forget...
423
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:53,400
...this good, wholesome fun...
424
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,320
...and join us in a celebration
of absolute chaos...
425
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,190
...and true jesters!
426
00:36:59,110 --> 00:37:00,570
Bring it on!
427
00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:02,110
Now!
428
00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:16,040
Tonight, a new act for your...
429
00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:20,130
...personal amazement.
We call it, "Massacre under the Big Top. "
430
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,430
Let us direct your attention to the ring.
431
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,600
Inside this harmless-looking orb are two...
432
00:37:29,260 --> 00:37:31,890
...that's two hundred sticks of TNT.
433
00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:35,230
And in our innocent hand...
434
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,310
...a radio detonator.
435
00:37:38,070 --> 00:37:39,780
What do you want?
436
00:37:39,940 --> 00:37:41,570
Want, Mr. Mayor?
437
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:43,650
One simple thing: Batman.
438
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:45,780
Bruised, broken, bleeding...
439
00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,660
...in a word: dead!
440
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,410
Batman.
441
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:55,620
Who do we have before us?
442
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,380
Gotham's finest...
443
00:37:57,710 --> 00:37:58,880
...well-to-do...
444
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,090
...influential.
445
00:38:00,170 --> 00:38:02,550
Surely one of you knows who Batman is.
446
00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:06,220
Hell, odds are one of you pasty-faced twits
is Batman!
447
00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:09,140
You have two minutes.
448
00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:16,980
Harvey!
449
00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,150
I'm Batman!
450
00:38:38,330 --> 00:38:39,540
We can stop them.
451
00:38:39,630 --> 00:38:40,920
Go out on the rigging.
452
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,750
Be careful.
453
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,050
Don't worry.
454
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:02,690
Go to work, boys!
455
00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:26,340
Our kind of day.
456
00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:37,270
Reach for it! Stop it!
457
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,480
Oh, my God.
458
00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:28,300
It's good you took him in.
He hasn't anyone now.
459
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:32,090
He's filled out papers all day.
He hasn't slept or eaten.
460
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:45,690
Welcome, Master Grayson.
461
00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:46,940
I'm Alfred.
462
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,980
How're you doing, Al?
463
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,820
There's a room prepared for you.
But perhaps you'd like to eat first.
464
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,080
Okay, I'm out of here.
465
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,080
Excuse me?
466
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,420
Telling that cop I'd stay here...
467
00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:07,790
...saved me a lot
of social-service interviews.
468
00:42:08,170 --> 00:42:10,670
So, no offense, but no thanks. See you.
469
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,420
Take it easy.
470
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:27,860
Where will you go? The circus
must be halfway to Metropolis.
471
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,650
Get a fix on Two-Face.
472
00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:31,320
Then I'll kill him.
473
00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:34,490
Killing Two-Face won't take the pain away.
474
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,240
It'll make it worse.
475
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,370
Spare me the sermons, all right?
476
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,700
I don't need your advice or your charity.
477
00:42:43,370 --> 00:42:44,660
Nice bike.
478
00:42:44,870 --> 00:42:47,290
Hang out at a lot of biker bars?
479
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,840
You're almost on empty.
480
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,380
Fill it up in the garage.
There's no gas station for miles.
481
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:04,810
The pump's over here.
482
00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:07,520
Is this a garage or a car museum, Bruce?
483
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:18,280
That's a 1917 Harley.
484
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,240
Yep.
485
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:22,120
Indian Classic, fully restored.
486
00:43:22,910 --> 00:43:24,950
This is a Vincent Black Knight.
487
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,160
They only made a hundred.
488
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:30,040
A hundred and one, actually.
She's my favorite.
489
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:31,920
You've got two.
490
00:43:32,090 --> 00:43:33,670
That one doesn't run.
491
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:36,510
The throttle sticks on this one.
492
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,090
Alfred's a good mechanic, but...
493
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,510
...these need a lot of work.
494
00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:43,850
If someone were to fix them up...
495
00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:45,640
...they could keep one.
496
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,730
Anyway...
497
00:43:48,890 --> 00:43:50,440
...have a nice trip.
498
00:43:51,110 --> 00:43:52,860
You'll land on your feet.
499
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,530
Is the young master leaving?
500
00:43:58,780 --> 00:43:59,950
Pity.
501
00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:03,950
I'll just toss this away then.
Perhaps the dogs are hungry.
502
00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:09,250
Hey, Al, wait up.
503
00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,360
Master Bruce?
504
00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:11,540
Just like my parents.
505
00:46:12,290 --> 00:46:14,040
It's happening again.
506
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,540
A monster comes out of the night,
a scream, two shots.
507
00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:21,880
I killed them.
508
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:23,970
What did you say?
509
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:25,470
He killed them.
510
00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:26,760
Two-Face.
511
00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:29,300
He slaughtered that boy's parents.
512
00:46:29,470 --> 00:46:30,720
No, no.
513
00:46:31,180 --> 00:46:33,310
You said, "I killed them."
514
00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:47,410
Take care of the kid.
515
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,070
Certainly, sir.
516
00:46:57,210 --> 00:47:00,090
Can I help you settle in, Master Grayson?
517
00:47:00,590 --> 00:47:01,500
No.
518
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,090
Thanks, I won't be staying long.
519
00:47:07,260 --> 00:47:08,930
Is this a robin?
520
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:15,810
My brother's wire broke once
and I swung out and grabbed him.
521
00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:19,360
My father said I was his hero.
522
00:47:20,810 --> 00:47:22,820
I flew in like a robin.
523
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,530
Some hero I turned out to be.
524
00:47:28,450 --> 00:47:30,570
But your father was right.
525
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:33,040
You are a hero. I can tell.
526
00:47:40,210 --> 00:47:43,550
Throw this away, will you?
I won't need it anymore.
527
00:47:46,170 --> 00:47:48,680
I think I'll just put it in here.
528
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,270
Broken wings mend in time.
529
00:47:58,850 --> 00:48:01,150
One day Robin will fly again.
530
00:48:01,650 --> 00:48:02,860
I promise.
531
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,770
We'll drive.
532
00:51:00,370 --> 00:51:01,580
The Puzzler?
533
00:51:06,290 --> 00:51:07,540
The Gamester?
534
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,130
Captain Kill?
535
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:22,010
Question Mark Man?
536
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:42,580
Thank you. Thank you so much.
537
00:51:56,510 --> 00:51:59,300
The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire...
538
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,890
...is driving us insane!
539
00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:07,940
Don't worry, baby.
540
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,400
You'll kill him soon.
541
00:52:16,190 --> 00:52:17,570
Besides...
542
00:52:17,950 --> 00:52:19,860
...I made your favorite:
543
00:52:19,990 --> 00:52:21,990
Sparkling champagne and...
544
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:26,040
...yummy poached salmon
with little quail eggs and...
545
00:52:26,950 --> 00:52:28,410
...a creamy...
546
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,750
...dreamy...
547
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,790
...lemon soufflé.
548
00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:34,460
No, I made your favorite:
549
00:52:34,630 --> 00:52:37,050
A charred heart of black boar...
550
00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:39,840
...a side of raw donkey meat...
551
00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:44,720
...and a Sterno and grain alcohol,
straight up, baby!
552
00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,390
Perfect!
553
00:52:47,810 --> 00:52:49,390
Ladies, you spoil us!
554
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,520
We're of two minds about what to eat first.
555
00:52:53,610 --> 00:52:54,520
What?
556
00:52:54,610 --> 00:52:56,230
I hope you made extra.
557
00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:58,240
Who the hell are you?
558
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,820
Just a friend.
559
00:53:01,110 --> 00:53:02,780
But you can call me...
560
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:05,030
...The Riddler.
561
00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:11,290
I'll call you dead, is more like it!
How did you find us? Talk!
562
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:15,960
But then if I talked, what would keep you
from slaying me, O Segregated One?
563
00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:19,630
That's never going to heal
if you don't stop picking.
564
00:53:21,130 --> 00:53:23,430
Let's see if you bleed green.
565
00:53:24,930 --> 00:53:26,970
It's not me you want to kill.
566
00:53:27,930 --> 00:53:31,730
That's just too easy for someone
as powerful as you and...
567
00:53:32,270 --> 00:53:33,310
...you.
568
00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:35,400
But Batman...
569
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:38,980
...there's a challenge.
570
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,820
Kill the Bat! Sounds like a good idea.
571
00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:47,330
But have you thought it through? A few
bullets, a splash of blood, then what?
572
00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:49,660
Wet hands.
573
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:52,790
Post-homicidal depression.
574
00:53:57,090 --> 00:53:58,960
Why not humiliate him first?
575
00:53:59,090 --> 00:53:59,880
Yeah.
576
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:03,510
Expose his frailties. Then, when he is
at his weakest...
577
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,300
...crush him!
578
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,180
I see that...
579
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,770
...sparkle in your left eye.
580
00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:15,100
I can help you get Batman.
581
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,860
That is, if you'II...
582
00:54:20,110 --> 00:54:22,820
...spare my life for just a few moments.
583
00:54:34,330 --> 00:54:35,670
Thank you.
584
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:40,880
I love what you've done with this place.
Heavy Metal meets House and Garden.
585
00:54:42,670 --> 00:54:44,010
Beautiful.
586
00:54:44,130 --> 00:54:46,390
It's so dark and Gothic and...
587
00:54:46,890 --> 00:54:48,970
...disgustingly decadent.
588
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:53,140
Yet so bright and chipper and...
589
00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:56,560
...conservative.
590
00:55:00,570 --> 00:55:02,030
It's so you!
591
00:55:03,030 --> 00:55:04,700
And yet, so you!
592
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:10,830
Very few people are both a summer
and a winter, but...
593
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,040
...but you pull it off nicely.
594
00:55:16,370 --> 00:55:18,080
What's the point?
595
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,510
Has anyone ever told you, you have
a serious impulse-control problem?
596
00:55:25,260 --> 00:55:27,010
This is the point.
597
00:55:39,730 --> 00:55:41,770
This is how I found you.
598
00:55:42,190 --> 00:55:43,940
Let me demonstrate.
599
00:55:49,950 --> 00:55:52,240
This is your brain on The Box.
600
00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:54,370
This is my brain on The Box.
601
00:55:54,450 --> 00:55:56,870
Does anyone else feel like a fried egg?
602
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,210
I'll have more.
603
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,040
There's more. But only the first one's free.
604
00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:04,760
Here's the bargain:
605
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,630
You'll help me steal production capital...
606
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,590
...so I can put a Box on every TV in town...
607
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:14,430
...and become Gotham's cleverest,
carbon-based life form!
608
00:56:15,810 --> 00:56:17,480
And in return....
609
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,770
Is everybody paying attention?
610
00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:24,860
I will help you solve the greatest riddle
of all.
611
00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:27,070
The mother of all riddles:
612
00:56:28,610 --> 00:56:29,950
Who is...
613
00:56:30,450 --> 00:56:31,820
...Batman?
614
00:56:33,830 --> 00:56:36,000
You broke into our hideout.
615
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:38,790
You violated the sanctity of our lair.
616
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,670
We should crush your bones into powder.
617
00:56:41,790 --> 00:56:44,090
But you pose an interesting proposition.
618
00:56:44,170 --> 00:56:48,470
Therefore, heads: we accept,
and tails: we blow your damn head off.
619
00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:05,440
Here's a good one.
620
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,940
No, no, no!
621
00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:09,650
There is a good one.
622
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:15,200
-Leave that. I'll attend to it.
-I'm not used to being waited on.
623
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,890
Don't shoot me!
624
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:44,480
Don't eyeball me! Give me that!
625
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:50,360
Two-Face, show me how to punch a guy!
626
00:57:50,570 --> 00:57:53,820
It's dead simple, my boy.
Ball up your fist, reach back...
627
00:57:53,910 --> 00:57:55,620
...and assert yourself.
628
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,500
That looks fun. Let me try.
629
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,540
Ball up the fist, reach way back...
assert yourself.
630
00:58:08,550 --> 00:58:11,630
One hundred thousand,
two hundred and twenty.
631
00:58:12,050 --> 00:58:13,550
One hundred and....
632
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,220
I lost count!
633
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:21,520
Last night another robbery,
perpetrated by the Green-Suited Menace...
634
00:58:21,730 --> 00:58:25,310
...resulting in millions in diamonds stolen,
with no sign of Batman.
635
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,230
Teamed with Two-Face,
this new criminal's pattern...
636
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:32,650
...of marking his crimes with puzzles
has Gothamites calling him The Riddler.
637
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,450
Apparently, you and Batman
have a common enemy.
638
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,120
That was with the morning mail.
639
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,160
"The eight of us go forth, not back.
640
00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:45,870
"To protect our king from the foe's attack."
641
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:48,210
Chess pawns.
642
00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:49,380
Clock.
643
00:58:49,590 --> 00:58:50,300
Matches.
644
00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:52,210
All physical, man-made objects.
645
00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:54,430
Small in size, light in weight.
646
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,090
What's the connection?
647
00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:59,890
With all due respect,
that's why they call him The Riddler.
648
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,140
May I help you?
649
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,810
Why is this the only locked door?
650
00:59:07,310 --> 00:59:09,060
What's back there?
651
00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:11,360
Master Wayne's dead wives.
652
00:59:12,650 --> 00:59:14,740
The silver closet. On your way.
653
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,910
Now, you can be part of the action!
654
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,960
Nygma Tech brings the joy
of 3-D entertainment into your home!
655
00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:30,090
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you...
656
00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:32,250
...my vision.
657
00:59:33,590 --> 00:59:36,180
The Box in every home in America...
658
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,470
...and one day, the world!
659
00:59:39,180 --> 00:59:41,930
In local news, Edward Nygma's 3-D Box...
660
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,480
...has become the rage of Gotham.
661
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:48,770
Rioting occurred last night
at electronic stores that were sold out.
662
00:59:49,610 --> 00:59:52,900
There is hardly a home
without the Nygma Tech Box.
663
00:59:53,650 --> 00:59:56,740
Critics claim The Box turns Gothamites
into zombies.
664
00:59:56,950 --> 00:59:58,660
But Edward Nygma just shrugs.
665
00:59:58,740 --> 01:00:01,740
"That's what they said
when TV was invented. "
666
01:00:44,910 --> 01:00:46,160
Master Dick!
667
01:00:47,660 --> 01:00:48,830
Up here.
668
01:00:49,830 --> 01:00:51,920
Just checking, young sir.
669
01:01:21,030 --> 01:01:23,450
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
670
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,610
I have something for you. It's on the table.
671
01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:56,730
I hope you like it.
672
01:02:07,530 --> 01:02:09,700
Call it clinical intuition.
673
01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:13,040
I thought your dreams needed changing.
674
01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:18,590
My parents were murdered before me...
675
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,460
...when I was a kid.
676
01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:24,800
I don't...
677
01:02:25,340 --> 01:02:28,260
...remember a lot of what happened, but...
678
01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:32,980
...what I do comes to me in my dreams.
Flashes.
679
01:02:34,140 --> 01:02:37,610
There's a new element now, though,
I haven't seen before.
680
01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:39,980
It's a red leather book.
681
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:43,240
Something else....
682
01:02:43,490 --> 01:02:46,280
My dreams come to me
when I'm awake now.
683
01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:50,620
Bruce, you're describing
repressed memories.
684
01:02:51,410 --> 01:02:54,870
Images of a forgotten pain
that's trying to surface.
685
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,750
I'll be right back.
686
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:24,110
Is it possible there's an aspect
of your parents' death you haven't faced?
687
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,610
You were so young when it happened.
688
01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:30,240
Maybe I should leave you two alone.
689
01:03:31,620 --> 01:03:35,210
This goes way beyond taking
your work home, doesn't it?
690
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:39,590
All right.
691
01:03:41,630 --> 01:03:43,550
I think he's fascinating.
692
01:03:44,210 --> 01:03:45,470
Clinically.
693
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,680
Why does a man do this?
694
01:03:48,890 --> 01:03:51,390
It's as if he's cursed to pay a penance.
695
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:55,680
What crime could he have committed
to deserve a life of nightly torture?
696
01:03:56,890 --> 01:03:58,560
It's more than just...
697
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,270
...professional interest, isn't it, Chase?
698
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:04,940
Bruce, are you jealous?
699
01:04:05,690 --> 01:04:06,780
No.
700
01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:10,070
I can't be jealous of Batman.
701
01:04:11,450 --> 01:04:14,450
I want to be close,
but you won't let me near.
702
01:04:16,290 --> 01:04:18,370
What are you protecting me from?
703
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,460
Do you want to know me?
704
01:04:22,290 --> 01:04:24,250
Do you want to know who I am?
705
01:04:26,170 --> 01:04:27,420
I guess...
706
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:30,180
...we're all two people.
707
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,640
The one in daylight,
and the one we keep in shadow.
708
01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:37,180
Rage...
709
01:04:37,430 --> 01:04:38,810
...violence...
710
01:04:40,020 --> 01:04:41,190
...passion.
711
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:46,650
Excuse me.
712
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,490
I'm busy.
713
01:04:49,660 --> 01:04:53,830
I'm sorry to bother you.
I have some distressing news about Dick.
714
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,370
Is he okay?
715
01:04:55,450 --> 01:04:58,370
I'm afraid Master Dick has gone traveling.
716
01:04:59,420 --> 01:05:00,670
He ran away?
717
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,090
Actually, he took the car.
718
01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:05,840
He boosted the Jag?
719
01:05:06,210 --> 01:05:07,460
Not the Jaguar.
720
01:05:07,630 --> 01:05:09,010
The other car.
721
01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:10,220
The Bentley?
722
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:11,470
No, sir.
723
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,180
The other car.
724
01:05:44,790 --> 01:05:47,710
Come for a little ride
in my love machine, babies?
725
01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:54,720
It's Batman!
726
01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:56,510
Open up, Batman.
727
01:05:58,270 --> 01:05:59,180
Wait!
728
01:05:59,350 --> 01:06:00,810
That's not Batman!
729
01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:02,270
What do you mean?
730
01:06:02,350 --> 01:06:03,900
That's Batboy!
731
01:06:04,730 --> 01:06:06,230
It ain't the Bat!
732
01:06:29,510 --> 01:06:30,920
Let her go!
733
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,350
Who the hell are you?
734
01:06:40,850 --> 01:06:42,060
I'm Batman.
735
01:06:44,310 --> 01:06:46,560
I forgot my suit, all right?
736
01:07:26,770 --> 01:07:28,270
Come on, run!
737
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,860
Doesn't Batman ever kiss the girl?
738
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:34,030
Go!
739
01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:35,860
Thanks, you saved my life!
740
01:07:36,110 --> 01:07:39,120
I could definitely get
into this superhero gig.
741
01:08:03,270 --> 01:08:04,520
Batman!
742
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,570
Bastard!
743
01:08:19,950 --> 01:08:21,660
It should've been you!
744
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:25,450
If you had told Two-Face who you were
at the circus...
745
01:08:25,660 --> 01:08:27,670
...they'd still be alive!
746
01:08:30,790 --> 01:08:34,840
If Bruce Wayne could've given his life
for your family, he would have.
747
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,930
All I can think about every day
is getting Two-Face.
748
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:47,020
He took my whole life.
749
01:08:49,310 --> 01:08:51,230
When I was out there tonight...
750
01:08:51,310 --> 01:08:53,570
...I imagined it was him I was fighting...
751
01:08:53,650 --> 01:08:55,820
...even when I was fighting you...
752
01:08:56,940 --> 01:08:58,740
...and the pain went away.
753
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,700
Do you understand?
754
01:09:01,870 --> 01:09:03,160
Yes, I do.
755
01:09:03,580 --> 01:09:04,580
Good.
756
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,000
You must help me find him.
757
01:09:07,870 --> 01:09:09,120
When we do...
758
01:09:09,370 --> 01:09:11,330
...I'm the one who kills him.
759
01:09:12,710 --> 01:09:15,210
So, you're willing to take a life?
760
01:09:16,170 --> 01:09:17,920
As long as it's Two-Face.
761
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,180
Then it will happen this way:
762
01:09:24,390 --> 01:09:25,930
You make the kill.
763
01:09:27,390 --> 01:09:30,520
But your pain doesn't die with Harvey,
it grows.
764
01:09:30,690 --> 01:09:34,520
So you run into the night
to find another face, and another...
765
01:09:35,070 --> 01:09:36,480
...and another...
766
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:40,700
...until one terrible morning
you wake up and realize...
767
01:09:40,860 --> 01:09:43,570
...that revenge has become
your whole life...
768
01:09:44,030 --> 01:09:45,780
...and you won't know why.
769
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,870
You can't understand.
770
01:09:49,370 --> 01:09:51,750
Your family wasn't killed by a maniac.
771
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,590
Yes, they were.
772
01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,300
We're the same.
773
01:09:57,710 --> 01:10:01,680
If we're the same, help me.
Train me, let me be your partner.
774
01:10:04,430 --> 01:10:05,510
No.
775
01:10:05,970 --> 01:10:07,260
I can't.
776
01:10:08,060 --> 01:10:10,060
You still have a choice.
777
01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:12,020
Look, Bruce...
778
01:10:12,230 --> 01:10:15,150
...I'm a part of this, whether you like it
or not.
779
01:10:32,790 --> 01:10:37,040
Tonight all of Gotham society
has turned out for Edward Nygma's...
780
01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:40,380
...gala unveiling of his New Improved Box.
781
01:10:41,590 --> 01:10:42,760
Thanks, Al.
782
01:10:42,930 --> 01:10:44,010
My pleasure, sir.
783
01:10:44,090 --> 01:10:46,720
They'll be dining
and dancing the night away...
784
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,810
...on the glamorous roof
of the Ritz Gotham.
785
01:11:00,990 --> 01:11:04,610
What's it like to have your face
on the cover of every magazine?
786
01:11:05,610 --> 01:11:10,240
Edward, how does it feel to be
the city's newest, most-eligible bachelor?
787
01:11:10,950 --> 01:11:12,660
Gotham must know!
788
01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:15,460
There's Bruce Wayne!
789
01:11:16,460 --> 01:11:17,460
Brucie!
790
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,090
Oh, Eddie, he is too cute!
791
01:11:22,670 --> 01:11:24,970
How come you don't look so good
in that suit?
792
01:11:25,050 --> 01:11:27,390
Shut up. You're here to work!
793
01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:29,260
How's my mole?
794
01:11:29,350 --> 01:11:30,510
Fine.
795
01:11:30,970 --> 01:11:33,980
What about rumors of a Nygma Tech
takeover of Wayne Enterprises?
796
01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:37,400
Nygma Tech stock is outselling
Wayne Enterprises two to one.
797
01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:39,900
Are you yesterday's news, Bruce?
798
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:42,940
Bruce, old man.
799
01:11:43,490 --> 01:11:48,370
The press wonders what it's like
to be outsold, outclassed, out-coifed and...
800
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,290
...generally outdone in every way.
801
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,200
Hello, Edward. Congratulations.
802
01:11:54,660 --> 01:11:56,710
Great party. Nice suit.
803
01:11:57,330 --> 01:11:58,750
Wit. Good.
804
01:12:00,210 --> 01:12:01,420
And you are?
805
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:02,420
Chase.
806
01:12:04,170 --> 01:12:06,880
And what a grand pursuit you must be.
807
01:12:09,850 --> 01:12:11,600
I'm Bruce Wayne, Miss...?
808
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:15,640
You can call me anything you want.
809
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:19,230
Ladies and gentlemen...
810
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,110
...the future!
811
01:12:21,570 --> 01:12:25,860
My New Improved Box offers
fully-interactive holographic fantasies.
812
01:12:46,170 --> 01:12:48,800
Edward, you're dashing and a genius.
813
01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:52,550
How do you create these images, hon?
814
01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:55,680
That, my dear, is my little secret.
815
01:13:03,230 --> 01:13:05,190
Fully-interactive holographs.
816
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,780
Only a high-frequency carrier wave,
beamed into the brain...
817
01:13:08,950 --> 01:13:10,610
...could create such images.
818
01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:12,740
And you wish you thought of it.
819
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,120
Don't be a sore loser.
820
01:13:15,370 --> 01:13:17,450
Step inside. Give it a try.
821
01:13:19,870 --> 01:13:23,540
If you can introduce images into the mind,
what stops you from...
822
01:13:23,710 --> 01:13:26,130
...extracting images out of the mind?
823
01:13:28,050 --> 01:13:30,630
Too timid to try my machine? Just say so.
824
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:35,470
Shall we dance?
825
01:13:56,660 --> 01:13:58,370
Naughty, naughty.
826
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,830
Looking for something?
827
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,880
I was just wondering how you turn it off.
828
01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:08,590
Clever.
829
01:14:09,590 --> 01:14:10,590
Thanks.
830
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,090
My pleasure.
831
01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:43,120
Good evening, Mr. Wayne.
832
01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:45,750
Relax.
833
01:14:48,130 --> 01:14:49,710
Tell me your...
834
01:14:50,550 --> 01:14:51,880
...dreams.
835
01:14:53,550 --> 01:14:54,890
Tell me...
836
01:14:55,050 --> 01:14:56,800
...your fantasies.
837
01:14:58,470 --> 01:15:00,350
Tell me your secrets.
838
01:15:02,980 --> 01:15:04,310
Tell me...
839
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:07,230
...your deepest...
840
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,820
...darkest...
841
01:15:09,150 --> 01:15:10,480
...fears.
842
01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:42,520
Relax, folks!
843
01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:45,850
It's only an old-fashioned, low-tech stickup!
844
01:15:46,190 --> 01:15:48,190
We're interested in the basics:
845
01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:50,900
Cash, jewelry, cellular telephones.
846
01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:55,530
Hand them over nice and quietly,
and no one will be hurt!
847
01:16:00,530 --> 01:16:02,290
Emergency, Alfred.
848
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:04,330
Yes, sir.
849
01:16:06,330 --> 01:16:08,040
Be calm, everybody!
850
01:16:08,210 --> 01:16:09,630
Just stay calm!
851
01:16:09,790 --> 01:16:11,170
Excuse me!
852
01:16:14,550 --> 01:16:17,550
You're ruining my big party!
Are you insane?
853
01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:21,060
We're sick of waiting for you
to deliver Batman.
854
01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:23,220
Patience, O Bifurcated One.
855
01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:25,480
Patience, hell! We want him dead!
856
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:29,270
And nothing brings out the Batman
like a little murder and mayhem!
857
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:31,900
You could have let me in on the caper.
858
01:16:32,070 --> 01:16:36,240
We could have organized it, planned it,
pre-sold the movie rights!
859
01:16:49,830 --> 01:16:52,250
Your entrance was good, his was better.
860
01:17:00,590 --> 01:17:01,850
The difference?
861
01:17:01,930 --> 01:17:03,390
Showmanship!
862
01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:12,360
Emergency, Alfred.
863
01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:13,900
Oh, sir....
864
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,360
I could be fired for this.
865
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,320
Perhaps they'll have me back
at Buckingham Palace.
866
01:17:32,210 --> 01:17:34,460
All right, boys! Phase Two!
867
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,510
My place, midnight.
868
01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:54,920
Nothing like a bad case of gas!
869
01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:29,490
Why can't you just die?
870
01:20:22,550 --> 01:20:23,630
Hi.
871
01:20:30,550 --> 01:20:32,180
What were you doing?
872
01:20:32,350 --> 01:20:35,140
You got a real gratitude problem,
you know that?
873
01:20:35,230 --> 01:20:37,810
I need a name. Batboy? Knight Wing?
874
01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:40,520
What's a good sidekick name?
875
01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:42,820
"Dick Grayson, college student."
876
01:20:42,900 --> 01:20:44,030
Screw you!
877
01:20:44,190 --> 01:20:46,240
I saved your life. You owe me.
878
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,660
You're going to get yourself killed.
879
01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:50,120
I'm your new partner.
880
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,240
No!
881
01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:56,410
Whenever you go out at night, I'll be
watching. Where Batman goes, I'll go.
882
01:20:56,580 --> 01:20:58,460
How will you stop me?
883
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,670
I can stop you.
884
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:07,300
Hang this next to the Batsuit...
885
01:21:07,380 --> 01:21:08,930
...where it belongs.
886
01:21:13,430 --> 01:21:15,430
You're encouraging him.
887
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:20,270
Young men with a mind for revenge
need little encouragement.
888
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:22,270
They need guidance.
889
01:21:23,730 --> 01:21:28,070
You, above all, should know
the consequences of the life you choose.
890
01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:38,460
Even Chase calls being Batman a curse.
891
01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:42,080
Perhaps the lady is just
what the doctor ordered.
892
01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:44,380
She seems lovely and wise.
893
01:21:45,170 --> 01:21:47,300
I've never been in love before.
894
01:21:48,170 --> 01:21:49,550
Go to her.
895
01:21:51,090 --> 01:21:52,760
Tell her how you feel.
896
01:21:52,970 --> 01:21:55,510
She wants Batman, not Bruce Wayne.
897
01:21:56,310 --> 01:21:57,640
Let her decide.
898
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,030
I'm sorry.
899
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:56,990
I can't believe this.
900
01:22:57,790 --> 01:23:01,000
I've imagined this moment
since I first saw you.
901
01:23:01,330 --> 01:23:02,790
Your eyes...
902
01:23:03,710 --> 01:23:05,210
...your lips...
903
01:23:06,710 --> 01:23:08,090
...your body.
904
01:23:10,260 --> 01:23:12,130
Now I have you and...
905
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:16,550
...I'm wishing you were somebody else.
906
01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:24,730
I guess a girl has to grow up sometime.
907
01:23:26,810 --> 01:23:28,520
I've met someone.
908
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:35,660
He's not you.
909
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:40,160
I hope you can understand.
910
01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:47,000
I understand.
911
01:23:52,090 --> 01:23:53,300
Well....
912
01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:17,450
That's just what I said.
913
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:20,830
Then I taught my doggie a new trick:
914
01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:23,620
How to map the human mind.
915
01:24:23,870 --> 01:24:27,500
Would you like to see
what Bruce Wayne has in his head?
916
01:24:41,350 --> 01:24:42,930
Riddle me this:
917
01:24:43,810 --> 01:24:45,560
What kind of man...
918
01:24:45,730 --> 01:24:47,810
...has bats on the brain?
919
01:24:51,570 --> 01:24:54,280
-Go ahead. You can say it.
-You're a genius.
920
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:55,740
Oh, stop.
921
01:24:59,370 --> 01:25:01,370
So, from this day on...
922
01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:03,740
...Batman is no more.
923
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:07,670
You can't just quit.
924
01:25:07,830 --> 01:25:11,170
There's monsters out there.
Batman has to protect the innocent.
925
01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:14,840
I've dedicated my life to helping strangers
I've never met.
926
01:25:15,380 --> 01:25:17,300
Faces I've never seen.
927
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:18,840
Well...
928
01:25:19,390 --> 01:25:21,890
...the innocent aren't faceless anymore.
929
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:25,680
You can't tell me what to do
with the rest of my life.
930
01:25:25,770 --> 01:25:28,850
My dad told me that every man goes
his own way.
931
01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:31,020
My way goes to Two-Face.
932
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:33,110
You must help me.
933
01:25:33,690 --> 01:25:35,690
And if you do find Harvey...
934
01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:37,440
...and then you kill him...
935
01:25:37,530 --> 01:25:38,780
...what next?
936
01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:43,700
Exactly.
937
01:25:44,450 --> 01:25:46,750
Then you'd be alone, like me.
938
01:25:49,710 --> 01:25:51,540
No, you must let this go.
939
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,790
Listen to me, I'm your friend.
940
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:56,460
I don't need a friend, I need a partner.
941
01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:58,630
Two-Face has got to pay.
942
01:26:00,130 --> 01:26:01,220
Please.
943
01:26:03,470 --> 01:26:06,930
Chase is coming for dinner.
I'm going to tell her...
944
01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:09,140
...everything.
945
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:13,310
Come upstairs. We'll talk.
946
01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:30,370
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
947
01:26:31,330 --> 01:26:32,670
Happy Halloween.
948
01:26:32,830 --> 01:26:34,590
Happy Halloween to you.
949
01:27:08,870 --> 01:27:13,460
I asked you here tonight because
there's something I wanted to tell you.
950
01:27:14,290 --> 01:27:16,630
I wanted to tell you something too.
951
01:27:17,090 --> 01:27:18,380
What I wanted--
952
01:27:19,510 --> 01:27:21,220
Go ahead, you first.
953
01:27:26,100 --> 01:27:27,680
Trick or treat!
954
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:31,770
All my life I have been...
955
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:34,980
...attracted to a certain kind of man.
956
01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:36,400
The wrong kind.
957
01:27:36,900 --> 01:27:39,270
Look at what I do for a living.
958
01:27:42,530 --> 01:27:43,900
And since...
959
01:27:44,110 --> 01:27:46,160
...since I met you, I....
960
01:27:48,660 --> 01:27:49,950
Oh, God.
961
01:27:50,410 --> 01:27:52,250
Why am I so nervous?
962
01:28:00,130 --> 01:28:03,920
Don't eat too much tonight
or you'll be sick in your beds.
963
01:28:35,370 --> 01:28:37,040
Happy Halloween!
964
01:28:51,060 --> 01:28:52,470
What's wrong?
965
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,020
It's happening again.
966
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:56,390
Flashes.
967
01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:58,730
My parents' death.
968
01:28:59,900 --> 01:29:02,400
Your memories are trying
to break through.
969
01:29:02,480 --> 01:29:04,440
I want to tell you something.
970
01:29:04,570 --> 01:29:06,490
Something I've never told anyone.
971
01:29:06,570 --> 01:29:07,860
It's all right.
972
01:29:08,070 --> 01:29:09,870
It's all right. I'm here.
973
01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:17,460
I'm here.
974
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,130
The night of my parents' wake...
975
01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:27,340
...the priest's words gave no comfort.
976
01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:30,510
Of course.
977
01:29:31,850 --> 01:29:33,930
There, on my father's desk...
978
01:29:34,100 --> 01:29:35,770
...the red book.
979
01:29:36,020 --> 01:29:37,480
His journal.
980
01:29:37,850 --> 01:29:39,940
He'd written in it every day.
981
01:29:40,770 --> 01:29:43,150
But now he'd never write in it again.
982
01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:45,860
At that moment I knew...
983
01:29:45,940 --> 01:29:48,110
...my life would never be the same.
984
01:29:54,950 --> 01:29:57,250
I raced out into the storm...
985
01:29:57,870 --> 01:29:59,870
...trying to outrun the rage.
986
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,210
The pain.
987
01:30:02,170 --> 01:30:03,630
Then I fell.
988
01:30:05,550 --> 01:30:07,130
I fell forever.
989
01:30:09,170 --> 01:30:11,180
The cave was monstrous.
990
01:30:12,470 --> 01:30:14,850
It must have been there for centuries.
991
01:30:16,970 --> 01:30:18,180
And there...
992
01:30:18,980 --> 01:30:20,730
...deep in the shadows...
993
01:30:22,190 --> 01:30:23,480
...I saw....
994
01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:27,940
It was coming toward me.
995
01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:31,570
I was scared at first, but only at first.
996
01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:35,870
The figure in the dark was my destiny.
997
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,290
It would change my life forever.
998
01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:46,090
I would use its image to strike terror
into the hearts of those who did evil.
999
01:30:46,210 --> 01:30:50,630
I would ensure what happened to me
would never happen to anyone else.
1000
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,590
I would have my revenge.
1001
01:30:57,430 --> 01:30:59,680
What are you trying to tell me?
1002
01:31:02,100 --> 01:31:03,190
I'm....
1003
01:31:38,060 --> 01:31:39,640
Twick or tweet!
1004
01:31:46,810 --> 01:31:48,020
Trick.
1005
01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:56,660
Remember the plan?
1006
01:31:56,820 --> 01:31:58,580
Seize and capture.
1007
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:00,410
No killing.
1008
01:32:00,490 --> 01:32:02,580
That goes double for you.
1009
01:32:05,290 --> 01:32:07,290
If I was a superhero...
1010
01:32:08,170 --> 01:32:10,090
...where would I hide?
1011
01:32:15,050 --> 01:32:16,390
Spank me.
1012
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:31,820
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
1013
01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:37,030
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
1014
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:38,530
Shut up!
1015
01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:51,250
Now, that's impressive!
1016
01:33:07,350 --> 01:33:10,940
It's always risky introducing
a tamed animal into the wild.
1017
01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:28,920
They may have trouble adapting
to their new environment.
1018
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:09,160
Somebody tell the fat lady...
1019
01:34:09,330 --> 01:34:11,130
...she's on in five.
1020
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:30,730
"Joygasm! "
1021
01:34:53,630 --> 01:34:55,130
Get the girl!
1022
01:35:06,510 --> 01:35:08,100
Don't kill him.
1023
01:35:10,060 --> 01:35:11,690
If you kill him...
1024
01:35:20,530 --> 01:35:22,320
...he won't learn nothing.
1025
01:35:57,730 --> 01:35:59,230
Master Bruce!
1026
01:36:07,070 --> 01:36:08,910
How are you, young man?
1027
01:36:10,290 --> 01:36:13,250
You haven't called me that for a long time.
1028
01:36:13,540 --> 01:36:15,370
Old habits die hard.
1029
01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:17,710
Are you all right?
1030
01:36:18,460 --> 01:36:19,750
Where's Chase?
1031
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:22,090
I'm afraid they've taken her.
1032
01:36:22,420 --> 01:36:24,470
Master Dick has run away.
1033
01:36:25,130 --> 01:36:27,050
The cave has been destroyed.
1034
01:36:28,010 --> 01:36:30,100
And there's another riddle.
1035
01:36:41,030 --> 01:36:42,610
I'm coming, my sweet.
1036
01:36:47,450 --> 01:36:48,820
Like the jacket?
1037
01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:51,160
It keeps me safe when I'm...
1038
01:36:51,330 --> 01:36:53,120
...jogging at night.
1039
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,750
Batman will come for me.
1040
01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:58,290
Batman?
1041
01:36:59,460 --> 01:37:01,130
Batman, you say?
1042
01:37:02,340 --> 01:37:03,920
Coming for you?
1043
01:37:07,340 --> 01:37:08,550
I'm...
1044
01:37:09,180 --> 01:37:10,640
...counting on it.
1045
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:18,350
What is that? Where's it coming from?
1046
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:20,480
There!
1047
01:37:20,810 --> 01:37:22,520
Who's doing that?
1048
01:37:22,860 --> 01:37:24,320
The Riddler!
1049
01:37:25,440 --> 01:37:28,530
"We're five little items of an everyday sort.
1050
01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:32,790
"You'll find us all in a tennis court."
1051
01:37:33,290 --> 01:37:34,370
In....
1052
01:37:34,620 --> 01:37:36,000
A-E-l-O-U.
1053
01:37:37,210 --> 01:37:38,210
Vowels.
1054
01:37:38,370 --> 01:37:40,040
Not entirely unclever, sir.
1055
01:37:40,130 --> 01:37:42,880
But what do a clock, a match,
chess pawns...
1056
01:37:42,960 --> 01:37:46,380
...and vowels have in common?
What do these riddles mean?
1057
01:37:46,550 --> 01:37:49,720
Every riddle contains a number
and they arrived in this order:
1058
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:51,220
13, 1, 8...
1059
01:37:52,470 --> 01:37:53,390
...and 5.
1060
01:37:53,470 --> 01:37:55,060
13, 1, 8 and 5.
1061
01:37:56,390 --> 01:37:57,390
Meaning?
1062
01:37:57,560 --> 01:37:59,270
Letters of the alphabet?
1063
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:01,360
Of course, 13 is M.
1064
01:38:01,650 --> 01:38:04,650
1 would be A, 8 would be H
and 5 would be E.
1065
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:06,610
M-A-H-E.
1066
01:38:08,150 --> 01:38:10,160
Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18.
1067
01:38:11,490 --> 01:38:12,780
18 is R.
1068
01:38:13,990 --> 01:38:15,120
M-R-E.
1069
01:38:17,660 --> 01:38:18,830
How about...
1070
01:38:18,910 --> 01:38:20,330
..."Mr. E"?
1071
01:38:20,580 --> 01:38:22,750
-Mystery?
-Another name for mystery?
1072
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:23,840
Enigma.
1073
01:38:24,340 --> 01:38:25,840
Mr. E. Nygma.
1074
01:38:26,590 --> 01:38:27,920
Edward Nygma.
1075
01:38:28,340 --> 01:38:32,340
Stickley's suicide was obviously
a computer-generated forgery.
1076
01:38:32,470 --> 01:38:35,970
You really are quite bright,
despite what people say.
1077
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:38,730
Are all the Batsuits destroyed?
1078
01:38:38,930 --> 01:38:43,730
All except the prototype with the sonar
modifications. But it's not tested.
1079
01:38:44,610 --> 01:38:46,320
Tonight's a good night.
1080
01:38:58,290 --> 01:39:00,660
What do you suggest? By sea...
1081
01:39:02,290 --> 01:39:03,750
...or by air?
1082
01:39:08,760 --> 01:39:09,970
Why not both?
1083
01:39:18,970 --> 01:39:20,390
Who's your tailor?
1084
01:39:20,480 --> 01:39:22,520
I took the liberty, sir.
1085
01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:26,440
"R?"
1086
01:39:26,730 --> 01:39:28,400
What's that stand for?
1087
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:31,320
Robin.
1088
01:39:32,780 --> 01:39:35,660
Riddler and Two-Face can make
a pretty lethal combination.
1089
01:39:35,740 --> 01:39:37,330
You could use a hand.
1090
01:39:37,580 --> 01:39:39,660
Two against two are better odds.
1091
01:39:40,250 --> 01:39:42,580
I can't promise I won't kill Harvey.
1092
01:39:43,210 --> 01:39:45,500
"A man's got to go his own way."
1093
01:39:45,790 --> 01:39:47,500
A friend taught me that.
1094
01:39:48,340 --> 01:39:49,920
Not just a friend.
1095
01:39:52,420 --> 01:39:53,800
A partner.
1096
01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:28,710
He's not coming.
1097
01:40:29,290 --> 01:40:30,800
Shut it down.
1098
01:40:41,060 --> 01:40:43,390
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
1099
01:40:49,480 --> 01:40:50,770
Hey, go!
1100
01:41:22,310 --> 01:41:23,470
A-14.
1101
01:41:29,190 --> 01:41:29,940
Hit!
1102
01:41:30,020 --> 01:41:30,980
Sweet!
1103
01:41:31,820 --> 01:41:32,780
B-12.
1104
01:41:36,780 --> 01:41:37,820
Hit!
1105
01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:39,870
My favorite vitamin.
1106
01:41:49,830 --> 01:41:51,710
That sinking feeling.
1107
01:41:51,920 --> 01:41:53,250
I like this game.
1108
01:41:53,340 --> 01:41:54,460
C-9.
1109
01:42:05,390 --> 01:42:07,390
You sunk my battleship!
1110
01:42:08,230 --> 01:42:09,520
Who, me?
1111
01:42:34,170 --> 01:42:35,800
This is your captain speaking.
1112
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:39,970
Please return to your seats.
We will be experiencing turbulence.
1113
01:42:47,770 --> 01:42:49,140
I got him!
1114
01:42:55,980 --> 01:42:58,690
I hope they can find the little black box.
1115
01:43:43,820 --> 01:43:45,030
Now...
1116
01:43:47,030 --> 01:43:49,080
...the real game begins.
1117
01:43:56,840 --> 01:43:58,630
Holy rusted metal, Batman!
1118
01:44:00,670 --> 01:44:02,420
The ground, it's all metal.
1119
01:44:02,510 --> 01:44:04,590
It's full of holes: holey.
1120
01:44:09,930 --> 01:44:11,100
Wait!
1121
01:44:13,350 --> 01:44:15,350
The whole island's moving!
1122
01:45:01,480 --> 01:45:03,070
Looking for us?
1123
01:45:07,910 --> 01:45:09,620
That was for my mother!
1124
01:45:10,030 --> 01:45:11,160
My father!
1125
01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:15,250
My brother!
1126
01:45:16,420 --> 01:45:18,040
And this is for me!
1127
01:45:49,660 --> 01:45:51,830
Finally, justice is served!
1128
01:45:53,330 --> 01:45:54,750
Let us die!
1129
01:46:03,550 --> 01:46:06,170
You're a man after our own heart, son!
1130
01:46:06,470 --> 01:46:08,300
I'll see you in hell!
1131
01:46:14,470 --> 01:46:16,310
I'd rather see you in jail!
1132
01:46:20,650 --> 01:46:22,690
Oh, good boy. Good boy.
1133
01:46:23,320 --> 01:46:25,030
The Bat's taught you well.
1134
01:46:25,110 --> 01:46:26,190
Noble.
1135
01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:27,700
Stupid...
1136
01:46:28,320 --> 01:46:29,700
...but noble.
1137
01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:15,830
Riddle me this.
1138
01:47:16,370 --> 01:47:17,950
Riddle me that.
1139
01:47:18,250 --> 01:47:20,790
Who's afraid of the big black bat?
1140
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:23,630
No more tricks, Edward.
1141
01:47:24,040 --> 01:47:25,630
Very well, then.
1142
01:47:30,380 --> 01:47:31,930
Let's get real.
1143
01:47:32,380 --> 01:47:34,800
Release Chase. This is between you
and me.
1144
01:47:34,890 --> 01:47:35,970
And me...
1145
01:47:36,100 --> 01:47:37,470
...and me!
1146
01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:45,400
You've sucked Gotham's brain waves and
now you've devised a way to read minds.
1147
01:47:47,650 --> 01:47:48,940
You betcha!
1148
01:47:49,190 --> 01:47:53,320
Soon my little Box will be
on countless TV's around the world...
1149
01:47:54,070 --> 01:47:56,660
...feeding me credit-card numbers...
1150
01:47:56,780 --> 01:47:58,450
...bank codes...
1151
01:47:58,660 --> 01:48:00,450
...sexual fantasies...
1152
01:48:00,660 --> 01:48:02,750
...and little white lies.
1153
01:48:03,420 --> 01:48:05,460
Into my head they'll go.
1154
01:48:05,790 --> 01:48:07,710
Victory is inevitable.
1155
01:48:08,590 --> 01:48:10,670
For if knowledge is power...
1156
01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:13,430
...then a god...
1157
01:48:13,590 --> 01:48:14,590
...am...
1158
01:48:15,680 --> 01:48:16,800
...I!
1159
01:48:23,440 --> 01:48:26,230
Was that over the top? I can never tell.
1160
01:48:29,610 --> 01:48:32,440
By the way, I've seen your mind. Freak!
1161
01:48:33,240 --> 01:48:35,200
Yours is the greatest riddle of all!
1162
01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:38,410
Can Bruce Wayne and Batman
ever truly coexist?
1163
01:48:39,790 --> 01:48:41,450
We'll find out today!
1164
01:48:42,710 --> 01:48:45,460
But first, let's meet our contestants.
1165
01:48:46,500 --> 01:48:48,210
Behind curtain...
1166
01:48:49,130 --> 01:48:50,800
...number one...
1167
01:48:54,010 --> 01:48:57,140
...the absolutely fabulous
Dr. Chase Meridian!
1168
01:48:58,470 --> 01:49:00,100
She enjoys hiking, manicures...
1169
01:49:00,180 --> 01:49:03,770
...and foolishly hopes to be the love
of Bruce's life.
1170
01:49:09,730 --> 01:49:11,650
Behind curtain number two...
1171
01:49:14,860 --> 01:49:17,200
..."Fatman's" one and only partner.
1172
01:49:17,660 --> 01:49:19,620
This acrobat turned orphan...
1173
01:49:19,740 --> 01:49:23,410
...likes Saturday-morning cartoons
and dreams of one day being...
1174
01:49:23,540 --> 01:49:25,660
...bare-naked with a girl.
1175
01:49:29,340 --> 01:49:31,550
And below these contestants...
1176
01:49:31,750 --> 01:49:33,760
...my personal favorite:
1177
01:49:34,010 --> 01:49:35,590
A watery grave.
1178
01:49:38,220 --> 01:49:39,930
Just one little touch...
1179
01:49:40,350 --> 01:49:43,520
...and five seconds later
these two players are...
1180
01:49:43,770 --> 01:49:45,850
...gull feed on the rocks below.
1181
01:49:48,770 --> 01:49:50,940
Not enough time to save them both.
1182
01:49:54,900 --> 01:49:57,200
Which one will it be, Batman?
1183
01:49:57,360 --> 01:49:58,700
Bruce's love?
1184
01:49:59,030 --> 01:50:01,660
Or the Dark Knight's junior partner?
1185
01:50:04,580 --> 01:50:07,710
There is no way for me to save them
or myself.
1186
01:50:08,330 --> 01:50:10,670
It's all one giant death-trap.
1187
01:50:11,090 --> 01:50:12,250
Judges?
1188
01:50:13,550 --> 01:50:16,300
I'm sorry. Your answer must be
in the form of a question.
1189
01:50:16,380 --> 01:50:18,130
But thank you for playing.
1190
01:50:18,220 --> 01:50:19,130
Wait!
1191
01:50:20,590 --> 01:50:22,010
I have a riddle for you.
1192
01:50:22,100 --> 01:50:23,260
For me?
1193
01:50:25,100 --> 01:50:26,350
Really?
1194
01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:30,850
Tell me.
1195
01:50:34,570 --> 01:50:36,150
I see without seeing.
1196
01:50:36,940 --> 01:50:39,820
To me, darkness is as clear as daylight.
1197
01:50:41,570 --> 01:50:42,700
What am I?
1198
01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:45,370
Please!
1199
01:50:46,080 --> 01:50:48,160
You're as blind as a bat!
1200
01:50:48,960 --> 01:50:50,000
Exactly.
1201
01:51:27,160 --> 01:51:28,410
Bummer!
1202
01:52:32,940 --> 01:52:34,060
Thanks.
1203
01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:50,080
All those heroics for nothing.
1204
01:52:50,160 --> 01:52:52,960
No more riddles, no more curtains one
and two.
1205
01:52:53,160 --> 01:52:54,960
Just plain curtains!
1206
01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:59,090
Aren't you forgetting something?
1207
01:52:59,250 --> 01:53:00,420
Your coin.
1208
01:53:02,340 --> 01:53:04,170
You're always of two minds.
1209
01:53:05,550 --> 01:53:07,550
Yes, of course. You're right.
1210
01:53:08,180 --> 01:53:10,760
Emotion's always the enemy
of true justice.
1211
01:53:10,850 --> 01:53:13,020
You've always been a good friend.
1212
01:53:59,730 --> 01:54:00,860
Why?
1213
01:54:02,020 --> 01:54:03,400
Why can't I...
1214
01:54:03,530 --> 01:54:04,990
...kill you?
1215
01:54:08,490 --> 01:54:10,280
Too many questions.
1216
01:54:10,820 --> 01:54:12,410
Too many questions.
1217
01:54:13,240 --> 01:54:14,540
Poor Edward.
1218
01:54:15,250 --> 01:54:17,250
I had to save them both.
1219
01:54:17,750 --> 01:54:20,500
You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne
and Batman.
1220
01:54:21,250 --> 01:54:23,170
Not because I have to be.
1221
01:54:23,340 --> 01:54:24,510
Now...
1222
01:54:25,050 --> 01:54:27,050
...because I choose to be.
1223
01:54:50,530 --> 01:54:54,790
Thank you for responding to my request
for a consultation, Dr. Meridian.
1224
01:54:55,160 --> 01:54:56,410
Edward Nygma...
1225
01:54:56,580 --> 01:55:00,420
...has been screaming for hours
that he knows the true identity...
1226
01:55:00,580 --> 01:55:02,080
...of Batman.
1227
01:55:15,850 --> 01:55:17,020
Edward?
1228
01:55:17,850 --> 01:55:19,020
Who...
1229
01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:20,890
...is it?
1230
01:55:23,690 --> 01:55:25,820
It's Dr. Meridian. Chase.
1231
01:55:27,400 --> 01:55:28,990
Do you remember me?
1232
01:55:30,950 --> 01:55:32,660
How could I forget?
1233
01:55:34,450 --> 01:55:36,370
Dr. Burton tells me...
1234
01:55:37,540 --> 01:55:39,460
...you know who Batman is.
1235
01:55:40,460 --> 01:55:43,460
I can't tell you if you don't say, "please."
1236
01:55:44,880 --> 01:55:46,460
Edward, please.
1237
01:55:46,670 --> 01:55:48,210
Who is Batman?
1238
01:55:50,970 --> 01:55:52,180
I'm...
1239
01:55:52,550 --> 01:55:53,930
...Batman.
1240
01:56:20,250 --> 01:56:22,080
Your secret is safe.
1241
01:56:22,250 --> 01:56:24,330
He is definitely a wacko.
1242
01:56:25,580 --> 01:56:26,710
"Wacko?"
1243
01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:28,670
Is that a technical term?
1244
01:56:29,340 --> 01:56:30,420
Listen...
1245
01:56:34,010 --> 01:56:36,180
...I won't need this anymore.
1246
01:56:39,680 --> 01:56:42,310
Thank you for giving me a new dream.
1247
01:56:59,200 --> 01:57:00,870
Don't work too late.