1 00:00:04,464 --> 00:00:07,801 Today marks three months since Batman's defeat of the Mutant leader... 2 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:09,678 ... at the West River drainage site. 3 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:12,639 The Mutants have adopted Batman's methods as their own... 4 00:00:12,806 --> 00:00:15,266 ... leading to a series of brutal attacks on criminals. 5 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,394 So psychopaths go after bad guys? 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,854 Who cares? Why blame Batman, for chrissakes? 7 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:22,482 And in these strange times, people ask: 8 00:00:22,649 --> 00:00:25,276 "Has Gotham traded one evil for another?" 9 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:31,616 This is the face of the future. Let Gotham's criminals beware. 10 00:00:31,783 --> 00:00:34,411 Gotham City belongs to the Batman. 11 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:37,789 That statement came from the self-named Sons of Batman... 12 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:41,251 ... shortly after the body of a known drug dealer was found murdered... 13 00:00:41,418 --> 00:00:44,838 ... in an East Side tenement. One of several splinter groups that formed... 14 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:48,258 ... from the Mutant gang after their leader was defeated by the Batman. 15 00:00:48,425 --> 00:00:49,467 They're using his name. 16 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:52,929 He could at least release a clear statement against what they're doing. 17 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:56,558 The Batman doesn't exactly come out with statements to the press. 18 00:00:56,725 --> 00:00:59,310 No, he can't, because he's an outlaw. 19 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,730 How are the Sons of Batman his responsibility? 20 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,649 - He didn't create them. - He absolutely did. 21 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:07,736 They exist because Batman broke up the larger gang. 22 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,237 And we're better off for it. 23 00:01:09,404 --> 00:01:12,115 Would you prefer the Mutant leader still be running things? 24 00:01:12,282 --> 00:01:14,159 This Sons of Batman thing is exactly... 25 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:17,537 ... why we didn't want these costumed heroes around 10 years ago... 26 00:01:17,704 --> 00:01:19,664 ... and why Batman shouldn't have come back. 27 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:21,791 Because of their effect on our youth... 28 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:25,503 ... on the public, on the media, you get copycats. 29 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:30,008 I see my favorite patient is up and about. Just super to see how well you're doing. 30 00:01:30,175 --> 00:01:34,179 - For years it seemed like you didn't have... - A reason to go on. 31 00:01:34,429 --> 00:01:35,680 Exactly. 32 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:39,100 - I saw you on the TV last night. - Oh, that. 33 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,728 I get invited on the talk-show circuit now and then. 34 00:01:41,895 --> 00:01:45,523 Must be wonderful to get to tell your side of things. 35 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:49,360 I know the world has every reason to hate me. 36 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:53,531 Don't say that. I always say, "Hate never heals." 37 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:57,243 But it's so disheartening. 38 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:06,336 I wish Batman could go public, but the police... 39 00:02:06,503 --> 00:02:09,881 I bet I could arrange an appearance for you on one of the shows. 40 00:02:10,048 --> 00:02:11,966 The home would have to approve a day pass. 41 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:15,553 They'll insist I be right beside you at all times, even on-stage. 42 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,557 Oh, please. No one wants to hear from me. 43 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:22,060 I think they'll fight for the chance to book you. 44 00:02:22,227 --> 00:02:24,521 I'll make some calls right now. 45 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:28,149 What I think we should do is trust Batman... 46 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:31,903 ... at least for the time being. He's saved us before. 47 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:35,323 Public uproar over The Dave Endochrine Show's announcement... 48 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:38,243 ... that Joker will be appearing as a guest this week... 49 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,036 ... while media analysts predict... 50 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:43,206 ... it'll be Endochrine's highest-rated episode in years. 51 00:02:43,373 --> 00:02:46,668 Meanwhile, the White House continues to decline comment on... 52 00:02:46,835 --> 00:02:48,586 ... the Batman's renewed activities... 53 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:51,714 ... and the suggestion that his defiance is an embarrassment... 54 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:53,591 ... to the current administration. 55 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,844 A White House spokesman only volunteered... 56 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:58,513 ... that the president would deal with the situation... 57 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,766 ... if and when appropriate and in his own way. 58 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:06,229 Son, you know I like to keep you out of domestic affairs... 59 00:03:06,396 --> 00:03:09,274 - ... what with all the ruckus you stir up. - Yes, sir. 60 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,776 But, well, it's a ruckus... 61 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:13,611 ... I'd like you to straighten out. 62 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:16,281 Involving a friend of yours in Gotham City. 63 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:20,702 It's all well and good to have a wild bronco on the ranch now and then. 64 00:03:20,869 --> 00:03:23,121 Does the hands good to break him in. 65 00:03:23,288 --> 00:03:26,249 But if the bronco up and kicks over the fence... 66 00:03:26,416 --> 00:03:28,793 ... and gets all the other horses crazy... 67 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,380 - ... well, that's bad for business. - I understand, sir. 68 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:37,385 Now, I'm not asking you to put him down. Not yet, anyway. But settle him. 69 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:40,638 Ride him around the yard a few times if you have to. 70 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:44,309 - You know what I'm asking. - Sir, I can talk to him but... 71 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:47,520 I'd just hate for things to get out of hand. 72 00:03:47,687 --> 00:03:50,231 You know, how to get in touch with him, don't you, son? 73 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:54,319 - He's not hard to find, sir. - Good boy. 74 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,331 - What are you? - We Bruno's. 75 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:07,832 We nasty. 76 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:09,834 Bruno? Who's he? 77 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:16,049 - Bruno is a she. - Ha. Big she. 78 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,675 Kind of my nasty. 79 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:19,093 Aces, Don. 80 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:22,388 Bruno Joker's squeeze. He billy berserkest ever. 81 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:25,516 Yeah. Joker king of the billy. 82 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:28,436 Eh. Maybe he make us Jokers. 83 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:31,356 You Mutant kids go from one boss to the next. 84 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:35,652 - Too young to make your own decisions? - We not kids. We make decisions. 85 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:38,738 - You even old enough to drink? - Course we drink. 86 00:04:38,905 --> 00:04:42,367 We slicer-dicers. We prove it. 87 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:58,049 Guess you're Bruno. 88 00:04:58,216 --> 00:05:01,010 Those two morons don't have a brain between them. 89 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:03,221 So I'm gonna give them yours. 90 00:05:03,388 --> 00:05:05,223 All over their suits. 91 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,433 Thief! You're a thief! 92 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,853 Store on Seventh Street sells this for 2.50. 93 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,984 Lady spud mine, Rob. 94 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:19,862 I need the points. 95 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,202 Hey, Bats! Bruno's taking off. 96 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:17,295 Pull that trigger and I'll be back for you. 97 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:23,426 Pull that trigger and I'll be back for you. 98 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,391 Bruno's heading your way. 99 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,643 Lead her into the alley. Don't let her see you. 100 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,688 Violate that order and you're fired. 101 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:40,902 Oh, yes. 102 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:23,528 If you're lucky, Bruno, you'll end up in jail tonight. 103 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:38,876 But first you're gonna tell me what Joker has planned for his TV appearance. 104 00:08:11,784 --> 00:08:12,910 Somebody do something. 105 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:16,747 - There's a train coming! - Do something! 106 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,377 There's one more. It's coming! 107 00:08:41,731 --> 00:08:43,608 Tell me what Joker's planning. 108 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:49,113 No. Not him. Not now. 109 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,307 What is this? Unh. 110 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:27,485 - We have to talk. - I'm busy. 111 00:09:27,652 --> 00:09:31,822 My place, in the morning. Until then, stay out of my way. 112 00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:40,665 Was that him? 113 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:52,468 Soviet representatives stormed out of talks over the conflict in Corto Maltese today... 114 00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:56,681 ... calling American military presence in the region pure fascist aggression... 115 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,725 ... and pledging total military commitment to ousting the U. S... 116 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,811 ... from the Latin American island nation. 117 00:10:01,978 --> 00:10:05,690 Well, all that sounds like to me is the bluster of bullies. 118 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:08,985 And we don't back down from bullies. No, sir, we don't. 119 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,112 Mr. President! 120 00:10:12,989 --> 00:10:15,658 How about that smartly dressed youngster in the front row? 121 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:18,869 Mr. President, what's your position on the Batman controversy? 122 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:22,456 It was our understanding the government reached an arrangement with him... 123 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,293 ... and his colleagues years ago to cease their activities. 124 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,670 Doesn't his return defy that arrangement? 125 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:32,049 Well, can't say I know what arrangement you're talking about. 126 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:36,137 But as for what's going on in Gotham, it's not my row to hoe, now is it? 127 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:39,181 That's a matter for the state level, and they've got a solid... 128 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,392 ... clearheaded governor there, yes, they do. 129 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,312 Sorry, guys, I've got a whole state to run... 130 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,189 ... and I trust the judgment of Mayor Stevenson on that. 131 00:10:47,565 --> 00:10:51,235 My job is to administrate, not render moral judgments. 132 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,696 We've just appointed a new police commissioner... 133 00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:55,489 ... and I'm not about to interfere. 134 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:59,910 The job will officially change hands from outgoing Commissioner James Gordon... 135 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:03,414 ... to incoming Ellen Yindel at a formal dinner this evening. 136 00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:06,500 Neither has commented yet on Ms. Yindel's plans. 137 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:24,393 To try to quote Ellen Yindel's outstanding record in the time I have... 138 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,103 ... would do her a disservice. 139 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:29,190 Instead I offer the new commissioner my sympathy... 140 00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:32,526 ... knowing the impossible job she is about to face. 141 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:36,864 The life-and-death decisions. The city of thieves and murderers... 142 00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:40,785 ... and honest people too afraid to hope. 143 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:44,413 Recently, a man returned to the public eye... 144 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:48,417 ... who refuses to do nothing while chaos runs rampant. 145 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:53,464 A man who shows us we can seize our city back from fear. 146 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:56,801 Many have asked how I can condone this man. 147 00:11:56,967 --> 00:12:01,889 My answer is that we all have something, or someone, worth fighting for. 148 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:03,808 I have my wife, Sarah. 149 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,644 Any time I wonder if I'm doing the right thing... 150 00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:09,480 ... I think of Sarah, and the rest is easy. 151 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:13,317 Now it's Commissioner Yindel's turn to face this man. 152 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:17,530 She may make him her enemy, or maybe she'll learn from him. 153 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,866 Either way, I wish her well. 154 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:27,998 Thank you. 155 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:31,585 James Gordon dedicated his life to keeping this city safe... 156 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,422 ... and I'm honored to share a stage with him. 157 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:39,510 But this office will no longer tolerate the actions of a criminal. 158 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:44,849 As my first official act as commissioner, on the charges of breaking and entering... 159 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:48,102 ... assault and battery, and creating a public menace... 160 00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:51,814 ... I hereby issue a warrant for the Batman's arrest. 161 00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:07,204 You cost me hours of work last night. 162 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,541 Then I'll get right to it. You have to go back into retirement. 163 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,293 You're upsetting too many people. 164 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:13,961 Mm-hm. 165 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:17,965 Why do you always have to be like this? You played right into their hands last time. 166 00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:21,385 When the parents groups came after us, you're the one they pointed to. 167 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:22,636 You act like a criminal. 168 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:26,974 Heh, we are criminals, Clark. We always have been. 169 00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:30,811 You're still one too. Only difference is you have a boss. 170 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:34,899 And you answer to no one. 171 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,111 You know, we almost had this talk 10 years ago... 172 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:41,697 ... when you wouldn't go along with the deal we made. 173 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,325 Everyone else agreed. Diana went back to her people... 174 00:13:44,492 --> 00:13:45,868 ... Hal left the planet. 175 00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:48,078 And Oliver? Did he agree? 176 00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,916 That's not how I wanted that to go. 177 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,043 He was all torn up about it too. 178 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:57,922 - He made it necessary. Like... - Like I'm about to? 179 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:03,010 - Do you even remember why you retired? - I remember. 180 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,556 Look. Either shut it down or one of these days someone with authority... 181 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,475 ... is gonna tell me to come stop you. 182 00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:11,936 - And when that happens... - When that happens... 183 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,854 ... may the best man win. 184 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:17,024 I have to go. We'll finish this later. 185 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,032 No hurry. 186 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:29,328 Brave American forces are now engaged in direct combat... 187 00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:32,581 ... with Soviet troops in Corto Maltese. 188 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:36,627 Now, those Soviets would like to see us turn our tails and run. 189 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:41,257 But we've got to protect our interest... I mean, stand up for freedom... 190 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,551 ... and the good people of Corto Maltese. 191 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:47,263 So don't you fret. We've got God on our side. 192 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:50,349 Or the next best thing, anyway. 193 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:19,837 We got a sweet show tonight, folks. Dr. Ruth Heizraumer... 194 00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:21,755 ... the wet hamburger bun contest... 195 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,675 ... and a man who's brought a lot of smiles to the world. 196 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,635 See you then. 197 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:29,847 It was great to hear from you, boss. Most of the other guys... 198 00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:33,100 ... well, they gave up on you. But I knew you'd come back. 199 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:37,855 Oh, you look great. Anyway, I whipped up the lipstick you asked for. 200 00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:40,899 And Bobby and Mary, they can't wait to help. 201 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:44,486 Oh, I also made you these, special filters. 202 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:48,032 Wear them tonight and only breathe through your nose. 203 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,160 And all these years I just held my breath. 204 00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:52,494 Really? 205 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,831 I could kiss you. 206 00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:07,176 Robin's last class is about to end. Go pick her up at school. 207 00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:10,846 And if Miss Kelley should have something better to do with her evening? 208 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,432 There's nothing better. 209 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,226 Where you been all this time? You're, like, gone. 210 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,603 Been busy. 211 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,897 You gonna make it to the fairgrounds tomorrow? 212 00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:21,899 Opening day? Our tradition? 213 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,901 Ugh. It's this night job. 214 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,736 Details. As in more. 215 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:29,365 Just helping some spud. It'd bore you. 216 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,452 Gotta fly. 217 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,623 Hey, Alfred. 218 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,946 First two teams are with me on the roof, the rest of you are down here. 219 00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:11,031 I'm not waiting for the Joker. 220 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:15,911 And you can bet Batman isn't either. Neither of them is leaving here a free man. 221 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,871 - Is that understood? - Yes, ma'am. 222 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,716 More on the eyes, please. 223 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,551 You want lipstick, handsome? 224 00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:34,513 I brought my own, thanks. 225 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:39,059 Wonderful to see you showing such interest. 226 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,651 Okay, Bobby, Mary, Uncle Joker's counting on you. 227 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,278 Go make him proud. 228 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,702 This is strictly an observation mission for you. 229 00:17:56,869 --> 00:18:00,164 Stay in the copter and do not touch any of the controls. 230 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,750 If there's any trouble, just say "boosters." 231 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,670 The computer's all voice-controlled. You don't need to understand a thing. 232 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,298 Figure I wouldn't anyway. 233 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,683 Joker's thought this through. The publicity's brought the cops... 234 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,894 ... and they'll keep me from him. 235 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,150 That a cloak? 236 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,152 Cool. 237 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,613 Commissioner, something's incoming. 238 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,491 - We can't get a lock on it. - I don't see anything. 239 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,996 Everything's on auto. Touch any of it and you're fired. 240 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,498 Cool, boss. 241 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,628 Keep at it! Do a channel sweep. 242 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:49,838 Holy... 243 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,635 - He can fly. - Not for long. Hit the flood! 244 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:13,320 Batman, you are under arrest. 245 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,718 Fox, Stokes, rush him! 246 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,137 - Rush him? - He's twice your age, son. 247 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,597 Find the nerve. 248 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:55,946 What can we say about our next guest that hasn't been said before? Frank? 249 00:19:56,113 --> 00:20:00,784 He's a kook, Dave. A maniac. No, I mean it, he's a nut. 250 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,287 Nothing like it, eh? 251 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,915 I always take this moment to say a little affirmation to myself. 252 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,794 So many faces. So few smiles. 253 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:15,716 Hey, now, no need to be nervous. Just follow my lead and be yourself. 254 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:22,723 And our special guest, the Clown Prince of Crime... 255 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,641 ... Joker. 256 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,657 Get a copter in close to blow this stuff away! 257 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,331 Freeze, Batman! 258 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,637 Fire weapons. 259 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,350 Do something! 260 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,699 Joker, you've asked for a chance to share your side of things. 261 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,452 I'm told you've killed about 600 people. 262 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,705 - How exactly does your side of that go? - Stop right there. 263 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:32,668 This is a sensitive man, and I won't have him being harassed. 264 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,879 That's all right. I want people to get me. 265 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,547 All right, then. 266 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:44,888 That's why I'm gonna kill everyone in this room. 267 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:47,307 Okay. 268 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,143 I think that's a little more insight than we had in mind. 269 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,562 It's okay, he doesn't really mean that. 270 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,564 He's just trying to ease the tension. 271 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,066 Funny way to go about it. 272 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,861 You have to remember, this man isn't responsible for those killings. 273 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,990 He's merely a victim of the Batman's psychotic obsession. 274 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,742 I thought I was Batman's psychotic obsession. 275 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,663 So you think the Batman's the real sicko here. 276 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:13,208 Without a doubt. He's an obsessive-compulsive, narcissistic... 277 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,460 ... hero-complexed sociopath. 278 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:19,631 - I would love a shot at him as a patient. - Do guests get to keep these? 279 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:25,262 Heh. Sure, you do whatever you want with it. We got a closet full of them. 280 00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,395 So long as you won't miss it. 281 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:49,745 Breathe, David. Breathe. 282 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,331 Billy close. 283 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,126 Ace the cloak. 284 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:01,358 Batman, land your vehicle now! 285 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:03,568 Been following on the radio. 286 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:06,613 It's over. Joker's gone. 287 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:11,201 - How many? - Don't know. Lots. 288 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,995 You have five seconds to comply. 289 00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:17,541 Boosters. 290 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,837 - Boosters! - Peel. 291 00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:32,347 Head back to the cave. 292 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:35,559 - I'm not fired? - You're not fired. 293 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:44,693 The military has imposed a communications blackout... 294 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:48,363 ... for the 500-mile area surrounding Corto Maltese... 295 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:52,242 ... amid reports of severe weather affecting the ongoing battle. 296 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,430 While more locally... 297 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,600 ... tragedy struck at today's taping of The Dave Endochrine Show... 298 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:03,063 ... where Joker used his deadly smile gas to kill the entire audience. 299 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,565 Joker is now reported to be on the loose... 300 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:09,986 ... as is the Batman, who tangled with police at the scene. 301 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,990 You never should have come back, Bruce. 302 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,618 You don't know how much the world has changed. 303 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,953 Selina. 304 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:34,135 I need your help. It's very important. 305 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:45,480 My help. 306 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:50,694 I made myself pretty for you. You should say thank you. 307 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,153 Thank you. 308 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,531 That's better. 309 00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:58,868 Ee. The years have not been kind, have they? 310 00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:02,289 Anyhoo, I have a little errand for one of your girls. 311 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:03,665 I think her name's Elsie. 312 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:07,377 She has a date with a congressman tonight? 313 00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:11,715 The death toll in the wake of Joker's attack stands at 206... 314 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:15,385 ... including host Dave Endochrine and Joker's own doctor... 315 00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:17,053 ... Bartholomew Wolper. 316 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:21,057 - How do you fight someone like that? - Simpler than I've made it. 317 00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:24,227 There's nothing wrong with Joker that I can't fix. 318 00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:25,729 With my hands. 319 00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,856 Both Joker and the Batman... 320 00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:30,984 ... who himself left dozens of police hospitalized... 321 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,069 ... are now fugitives from the law. 322 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,409 Oh, Elsie. 323 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:46,041 There's something I need you to do, congressman. 324 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:49,252 - Will you do it? - Yes, Elsie. 325 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:53,590 He'll want me to pick up his trail. This is his game. 326 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,176 - He'll want it to go on. - I'm sorry. 327 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:59,012 We're going now to Ben Derrick, live in Midtown... 328 00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:01,014 ... where a shocking story is unfolding. 329 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:04,059 Lola, I'm standing outside the Gotham Vista Hotel... 330 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:06,561 ... where Congressman Hector Alejandro Noches... 331 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,938 ... has climbed out onto a 40th-story ledge... 332 00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:12,275 ... and is demanding a full nuclear strike against Corto Maltese. 333 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:24,079 You don't think they'll launch their nukes over this? 334 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,580 We have to strike first! 335 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,957 We're the most powerful country in the world. 336 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:29,459 Sir, please. 337 00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:35,715 Lola, it's just confusion and one messy body down here right now. 338 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:39,594 Commissioner Yindel has arrived on the scene. I'll see if I can get a statement. 339 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,763 Commissioner, any word on why the congressman...? 340 00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:43,515 Get those cameras behind the line! 341 00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:48,686 Commissioner. O'Halloran, 6th precinct. 342 00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,022 - Lieutenant. - Any way I can help? 343 00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:53,983 This wasn't a suicide. The girl upstairs has been drugged. 344 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:57,904 - Says she's from Kyle Escorts. - That's Selina Kyle. My old beat. 345 00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:01,825 - Shut it down and bring her in. - Yes, ma'am. 346 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:03,284 Commissioner. 347 00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:06,371 Lieutenant O'Halloran, ma'am. Heard there was... 348 00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:08,498 - Is something wrong? - Stop that man! 349 00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:23,847 All units to Kyle Escorts. 350 00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:51,124 Selina. 351 00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:57,172 Bruce... 352 00:29:58,089 --> 00:30:01,509 ... he's worse than ever. He's using lipstick... 353 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:02,802 ... mind control. 354 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,808 The police are going to be here soon. Can you walk? 355 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,686 I think so. 356 00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:14,689 Boss, found something. 357 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,232 Cotton candy. 358 00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:17,859 The fairgrounds. 359 00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,319 Thousands will be there. 360 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:20,904 Half my friends will be there. 361 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,406 - Fan out. - Bring the Wing in close. 362 00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:24,908 Don't take the girl. 363 00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,118 - He'll... - Don't worry. 364 00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:30,580 On the ground. Now. 365 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:59,484 Good soldier. Good soldier. 366 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,666 Boss, something's coming. 367 00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:17,627 - It's big. It's... - Him. 368 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,926 He's there. Hold tight. 369 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:35,478 Children, do you know why all these people are so upset? 370 00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:38,106 That bad man up there. 371 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,651 Bobby, you know what to do. 372 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:53,746 - Incoming. - Wait, let it get closer. 373 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,715 Don't worry, Mary dear. 374 00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:10,179 You two distract the little one, and I'll handle the bad man. 375 00:32:45,089 --> 00:32:47,800 Are you out of your mind? 376 00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:52,013 I'm through playing, Joker. 377 00:32:52,722 --> 00:32:55,141 Be still, my heart. 378 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,412 Don't leave in such a rush. 379 00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:19,082 - Unh. - Aah! 380 00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,856 You're the Joker, right? Batman's gonna kick your ass. 381 00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:47,026 He's gonna have to go through you first. 382 00:33:52,949 --> 00:33:54,784 Let the boy go, Joker. 383 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:20,935 Oh, that's bad. 384 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:24,480 You should get that looked at when you have a chance. 385 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:18,534 He's got a gun. 386 00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:20,703 Freeze, Joker. 387 00:35:51,943 --> 00:35:53,569 Excuse me, sorry. Beg your pardon. 388 00:35:53,736 --> 00:35:56,364 Coming through. Excuse me. Sorry about that. 389 00:35:56,531 --> 00:36:00,493 Ooh, my bad. Excuse me. 390 00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:32,400 No more. 391 00:36:36,404 --> 00:36:40,950 All the people I've murdered by letting you live. 392 00:36:41,784 --> 00:36:44,078 I never kept count. 393 00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:46,789 - I did. - I know. 394 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:51,711 And I love you for it. 395 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:05,308 It's finally here, isn't it? The moment we've both dreamed about. 396 00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:13,482 Oh, don't tell me you're gonna fall asleep before we finish. 397 00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:17,486 You have gotten old, haven't you? 398 00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:25,786 Not quite how I imagined it... 399 00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:29,498 ... but we can still end on a high note. 400 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:50,102 You're in trouble now. 401 00:37:53,856 --> 00:37:55,024 Go ahead. 402 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:58,694 Say this has never happened to you before. 403 00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:00,529 Shut up. 404 00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,740 Make me. 405 00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:05,368 Come on, finish me. 406 00:38:10,581 --> 00:38:13,459 Doesn't matter. I win. 407 00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:16,212 I made you lose control. 408 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:22,718 And they'll kill you for it. 409 00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:29,350 See you in hell. 410 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,088 Keep going, down here. 411 00:39:01,632 --> 00:39:02,842 There's another body. 412 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,516 Watch yourselves. Witnesses saw both of them this way. 413 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:17,398 Down this way. Go right. 414 00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:21,402 Robin, call the copter. 415 00:39:22,111 --> 00:39:24,488 Locate my signal. 416 00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:38,669 Don't touch him. 417 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,904 Freeze, you son of a bitch. Unh. 418 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:07,656 Cute gun. 419 00:40:07,823 --> 00:40:10,534 - Move forward. - Keep your heads straight. 420 00:40:12,828 --> 00:40:14,497 How are we supposed to find him? 421 00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:16,415 If it isn't a cop, shoot it. 422 00:40:26,884 --> 00:40:28,844 - Over there. - Clumsy. 423 00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:39,188 Stop laughing. 424 00:41:21,772 --> 00:41:23,691 Auto-pilot. Property damage. 425 00:43:02,289 --> 00:43:04,833 - He gonna make it? - Suture. 426 00:43:10,381 --> 00:43:14,093 He'll live. He's far too stubborn to die. 427 00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:21,850 Through this horrific murder and his attacks on the police... 428 00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:25,479 ... the Batman has revealed himself to be an unqualified menace. 429 00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:29,358 I have asked the governor to place the state police at Gotham City's disposal... 430 00:43:29,525 --> 00:43:31,819 ... to hunt down this dangerous fugitive. 431 00:43:31,986 --> 00:43:34,530 - No comment. - Jim, you can't protect him anymore. 432 00:43:34,697 --> 00:43:36,198 He's a murderer now. 433 00:43:36,365 --> 00:43:38,701 If you've talked to him, you have to let me know. 434 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,536 He and I don't talk anymore. 435 00:43:40,703 --> 00:43:42,454 I know everything I need to know. 436 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,334 Joker's death and Batman's fugitive status... 437 00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:51,839 ... have become more than local or statewide issues these days. 438 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:57,886 ... and this morning, White House spokesperson Melanie Endara... 439 00:43:58,053 --> 00:44:01,724 ... said the FBI was providing regular updates to the Oval Office... 440 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:04,643 ... on the progress police are making in the hunt for Batman. 441 00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:08,522 - The groceries? Now? - Wanna eat tonight? 442 00:44:10,107 --> 00:44:12,318 I'm going. 443 00:44:14,862 --> 00:44:17,406 Be careful. And no cigars. 444 00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:25,414 Another splinter group has emerged from the remains of the Mutant army. 445 00:44:25,581 --> 00:44:27,416 Calling themselves the Nixons... 446 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:30,252 ... the group is committing a spree of violent armed holdups... 447 00:44:30,419 --> 00:44:33,255 We interrupt this program to bring you a special report. 448 00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:36,633 We now go live to a statement from the president of the United States. 449 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,554 Well, folks, I've got some good news and some bad news. 450 00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:43,599 The good news is that our brave American troops... 451 00:44:43,766 --> 00:44:46,101 ... were victorious in Corto Maltese... 452 00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:49,063 ... and the Soviets have completely withdrawn. 453 00:44:49,229 --> 00:44:51,357 Bad news is, well... 454 00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:55,235 ... looks like those Russians are some mighty sore losers. 455 00:45:13,462 --> 00:45:16,465 The warhead appears to be on a course for Corto Maltese... 456 00:45:16,632 --> 00:45:19,134 ... where 50,000 U.S. troops are stationed... 457 00:45:19,301 --> 00:45:22,346 ... along with the 2 million citizens of the small island. 458 00:45:22,513 --> 00:45:25,140 But the larger questions on everyone's minds... 459 00:45:25,307 --> 00:45:29,269 ... are whether this is the first strike in a full-scale nuclear attack... 460 00:45:29,436 --> 00:45:32,481 ... and whether the U.S. has begun retaliation. 461 00:45:57,339 --> 00:46:00,509 We are getting reports that the missile has changed course... 462 00:46:00,676 --> 00:46:03,095 ... and will now detonate over an... 463 00:46:06,432 --> 00:46:07,850 What happened? 464 00:47:41,068 --> 00:47:45,614 - What happened? Is he dead? - No, he's quite alive. 465 00:47:45,781 --> 00:47:48,534 Appears the whole city is having an outage. 466 00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:54,414 Odd that the emergency generator hasn't kicked in. 467 00:47:57,209 --> 00:48:00,879 Aces. My cheapo watch stopped too. Figure I didn't just buy it. 468 00:48:04,091 --> 00:48:06,134 - Boss. - Show me. 469 00:48:10,514 --> 00:48:11,974 Clark... 470 00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:15,060 ... you let them do it. 471 00:48:15,727 --> 00:48:17,312 You idiot. 472 00:48:17,479 --> 00:48:21,233 - What? What's happening? - Sir, you have to rest. 473 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,320 A blackout, our generator's dead, and Robin's watch stopped. 474 00:48:25,487 --> 00:48:27,823 It's an electromagnetic pulse. 475 00:48:27,990 --> 00:48:30,409 In all likelihood, from a nuclear explosion. 476 00:48:30,576 --> 00:48:31,827 You don't know that. 477 00:48:34,121 --> 00:48:35,163 Oh, dear. 478 00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:37,666 We're still here. 479 00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:41,003 For the moment. 480 00:48:44,298 --> 00:48:47,467 May mean the Soviets detonated a cold bringer. 481 00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:49,428 Not meant to kill us, just cripple us. 482 00:48:51,388 --> 00:48:55,100 - Ever ride a horse before? - Don't think I've ever seen a horse before. 483 00:48:55,267 --> 00:48:58,061 You're about to learn fast. 484 00:49:03,025 --> 00:49:07,487 Not as fun as I thought it would be. 485 00:49:20,834 --> 00:49:22,836 This is our moment. 486 00:49:23,003 --> 00:49:24,880 Gotham is helpless. 487 00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:26,548 We will take charge. 488 00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:29,051 We will kill anyone who stands in our way. 489 00:49:30,552 --> 00:49:32,179 No. 490 00:49:46,485 --> 00:49:50,405 Tonight I am going to maintain order in Gotham City. 491 00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,407 You are going to help me. 492 00:49:54,618 --> 00:49:56,078 But not with these. 493 00:49:56,244 --> 00:49:58,246 These are loud and clumsy. 494 00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:01,416 These are the weapons of cowards. 495 00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:05,587 Our weapons are precise and quiet. 496 00:50:05,754 --> 00:50:07,714 In time I will teach them to you. 497 00:50:07,881 --> 00:50:12,386 But for tonight, you will rely on your brains and your fists. 498 00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:15,138 Tonight, we are the law. 499 00:50:15,305 --> 00:50:17,349 Tonight, I am the law. 500 00:50:27,275 --> 00:50:29,653 - Looters are gonna strip us dry. - We need more cops. 501 00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:32,114 - We don't even have phone lines. - One at a time. 502 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,616 Commissioner, we got a problem. 503 00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:22,497 Slice and dice. 504 00:52:02,871 --> 00:52:07,626 - Hey, we need to put out the fires. - Are you crazy? Let go of me. 505 00:52:09,211 --> 00:52:11,254 Get out of my store, huh. Get out of here. 506 00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:26,019 Listen up. 507 00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:28,063 This is our neighborhood. 508 00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:29,397 Our homes. 509 00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:31,691 We're better than this. 510 00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:36,571 The fires are spreading, and the fire department isn't coming. 511 00:52:36,738 --> 00:52:39,407 So if any of you want roofs over your heads tomorrow... 512 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:42,702 ... and the day after that, start helping. 513 00:52:45,497 --> 00:52:48,583 I have buckets. Let's get those hydrants open. 514 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:50,168 - All right. - Yeah, right. 515 00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:51,378 Let's do it. 516 00:52:56,758 --> 00:52:59,928 - Here, let me help you. - The drugstore has bandages. 517 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:20,282 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... 518 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:23,785 ... I'm here to appeal to your community spirit. 519 00:53:23,952 --> 00:53:26,329 I know you've had your differences in the past. 520 00:53:26,496 --> 00:53:29,124 Some of you will even argue that you can't work together. 521 00:53:29,291 --> 00:53:30,458 That's fine. 522 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:32,627 Those people will stay tied up. 523 00:53:32,794 --> 00:53:35,297 And it will not be a function of which group you're in. 524 00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:39,134 What is this, the gestapo? He lumps us together with criminals. Unh. 525 00:53:39,301 --> 00:53:40,385 Shut up, man. 526 00:53:40,552 --> 00:53:44,097 The rest of you can lend a hand to keep our city from falling apart. 527 00:53:44,264 --> 00:53:46,182 You can lead by example. 528 00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:47,559 Your choice. 529 00:53:47,726 --> 00:53:49,644 I'm sure you're all eager to help. 530 00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:11,082 - I'm suing. - Good luck with that. 531 00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:18,590 - What are we gonna do? - Nothing. 532 00:54:18,757 --> 00:54:20,675 He's too big. 533 00:54:20,842 --> 00:54:23,178 - All right. - All right, keep it going, guys. 534 00:54:26,181 --> 00:54:28,642 - Come on. - Keep working. 535 00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:33,146 - Come on, guys. Have that. - More water. 536 00:54:48,203 --> 00:54:50,747 The fire is spreading to the East Side! 537 00:55:16,898 --> 00:55:17,899 Jim! 538 00:55:21,236 --> 00:55:22,737 Oh. 539 00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:29,661 One week now that the U.S. has been blanketed in a cloud of ash. 540 00:55:29,828 --> 00:55:33,665 Electricity is finally coming back online in parts of the country... 541 00:55:33,832 --> 00:55:37,711 ... but the impact on weather patterns is expected to last much longer. 542 00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:41,423 It's high noon in Gotham City, and yet there's no sun... 543 00:55:41,589 --> 00:55:43,633 ... and it's the coldest day of the year. 544 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,260 I don't know what to wear. 545 00:55:45,427 --> 00:55:47,387 Every major city in the country but one... 546 00:55:47,554 --> 00:55:50,765 ... has descended into riots, looting and other crimes. 547 00:55:50,932 --> 00:55:53,351 The president has imposed limited martial law... 548 00:55:53,518 --> 00:55:55,729 ... but this has been seen to have little effect. 549 00:55:56,104 --> 00:55:58,064 Only Gotham has maintained order... 550 00:55:58,231 --> 00:56:00,942 ... thanks to the vigilante gang being led by the Batman... 551 00:56:01,109 --> 00:56:03,236 ... adding to the massive credibility nightmare... 552 00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:06,072 ... being experienced by the president's administration. 553 00:56:08,116 --> 00:56:11,911 - How are you feeling, son? - Better, Mr. President. Thank you. 554 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:14,039 Sorry I haven't been able to help more. 555 00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:18,126 Oh. This'll all blow over. Don't you give it another thought. 556 00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:22,130 So long as you're up to handling our other little problem now? 557 00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:23,631 Of course, sir. 558 00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:26,634 Though he'll never let me bring him in alive. 559 00:56:26,801 --> 00:56:30,472 Well, you do what you need to do. 560 00:56:35,101 --> 00:56:37,228 You always did do it wrong, Bruce. 561 00:56:37,395 --> 00:56:40,148 Been five years since I busted out of jail... 562 00:56:40,315 --> 00:56:42,025 ... and you know I've been busy. 563 00:56:42,192 --> 00:56:43,818 But I made it hard on them. 564 00:56:43,985 --> 00:56:45,945 They had to cover up my escape... 565 00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:48,281 ... and now they have to cover up my work. 566 00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:51,951 And it's a lot harder to frost me if they can't admit I exist. 567 00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:57,665 You draw too much attention to yourself. Always have. 568 00:56:57,832 --> 00:57:00,794 I mean, sure, you play it mysterious... 569 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,338 ... but it's a noisy kind of mysterious. 570 00:57:03,505 --> 00:57:06,132 You, they have to kill. 571 00:57:06,299 --> 00:57:08,134 What is it you want, Oliver? 572 00:57:08,301 --> 00:57:10,345 A piece of him. The schoolboy. 573 00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:14,557 I always knew it would come down to the two of you someday. 574 00:57:14,724 --> 00:57:16,851 The world's not big enough for the both of you. 575 00:57:18,686 --> 00:57:20,772 Doesn't have to be a big piece. 576 00:57:20,939 --> 00:57:24,359 Just count me in, for old times' sake. 577 00:57:26,194 --> 00:57:28,363 Still hurts when it's cold. 578 00:57:28,530 --> 00:57:31,908 Lately, it's been cold a lot. 579 00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:41,543 Good. Now take him into a canter. 580 00:57:42,544 --> 00:57:43,545 No! 581 00:57:49,175 --> 00:57:51,553 Crime Alley. 582 00:58:00,478 --> 00:58:05,275 - You're not even close to fully recovered. - Neither is he. 583 00:58:12,323 --> 00:58:16,911 He doesn't need a walking hospital bed to keep his insides together. 584 00:58:19,998 --> 00:58:22,584 I know you're not looking forward to your part in this. 585 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,919 I can't say it will be pleasant. 586 00:58:25,086 --> 00:58:28,256 But it does fall within my duties. 587 00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:37,432 One hour. 588 00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:41,769 Army troops have evacuated the downtown slum known as Crime Alley. 589 00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:45,356 No explanation has been given, and news coverage has been flatly... 590 00:58:59,370 --> 00:59:01,956 Vehicle approaching from the west. Something huge. 591 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:06,211 Let it through. Then close the hole. 592 00:59:12,967 --> 00:59:16,137 He'll still be weak, between the nuke and so little sunlight. 593 00:59:17,096 --> 00:59:20,642 Just how weak we'll see when he finds my first surprise. 594 00:59:20,808 --> 00:59:25,063 Yeah, but how long you expect to last against him? 595 00:59:25,230 --> 00:59:27,565 - Long enough. - Boss. 596 00:59:27,732 --> 00:59:29,734 I'm trying to get the plan here. 597 00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:33,655 I mean, you gonna die tonight or what? 598 00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:36,449 Figure I will. 599 00:59:40,495 --> 00:59:42,288 I've got a visual. It's him. 600 00:59:42,455 --> 00:59:45,458 Do not engage. Just monitor his position. 601 00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:47,418 Wait, I lost him. 602 00:59:47,585 --> 00:59:50,838 Don't worry. He can't hide from what's coming. 603 01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:55,320 Isn't this a school night, young lady? 604 01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:56,988 Clark. 605 01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:01,993 This is between you and me. 606 01:01:06,414 --> 01:01:10,084 - We don't have to do this. - Sure we do. 607 01:01:16,466 --> 01:01:18,593 Bruce, be reasonable. 608 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,178 You know what my orders are. 609 01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:21,929 Your orders? 610 01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:26,494 You say you answer to some sort of authority. 611 01:02:26,661 --> 01:02:29,122 They only want me dead because I'm an embarrassment. 612 01:02:30,289 --> 01:02:32,291 Because I do what they can't. 613 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,001 What kind of authority is that? 614 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,303 It doesn't matter. It's their world, and they won't stand for you anymore. 615 01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:47,014 If it isn't me, it'll just be someone else. 616 01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:50,768 Really? Who do they send after you? 617 01:02:58,192 --> 01:03:00,862 We got the vehicle. Appears disabled. 618 01:03:01,028 --> 01:03:03,531 - Unknown if anyone's inside. - Roger that. 619 01:03:03,698 --> 01:03:05,867 Approach with caution. 620 01:04:55,309 --> 01:04:56,978 Bruce, this is idiotic. 621 01:05:10,825 --> 01:05:12,577 That was three ribs, Bruce. 622 01:05:14,245 --> 01:05:15,580 Don't make me do this. 623 01:05:21,752 --> 01:05:24,130 Robin. This is a recording. 624 01:05:24,297 --> 01:05:26,966 Clark should be too busy to listen now. Here's the plan. 625 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:35,308 Anything good on? 626 01:05:38,352 --> 01:05:42,273 What was that? Who's up there? I want people on that roof. 627 01:06:36,911 --> 01:06:38,371 Get ready. 628 01:06:46,337 --> 01:06:48,839 What are you doing? Do you want me to kill you? 629 01:06:49,006 --> 01:06:51,092 Oh, you're not going to kill me. 630 01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,259 Now. 631 01:06:58,766 --> 01:07:00,393 It wasn't easy to make, Clark. 632 01:07:00,559 --> 01:07:03,062 It took years and cost a fortune. 633 01:07:03,229 --> 01:07:05,564 Luckily, I had both. 634 01:07:06,107 --> 01:07:07,733 He's down here! 635 01:07:09,026 --> 01:07:10,695 Eyes downside, spud. 636 01:07:10,861 --> 01:07:12,530 Hi-ho freaking silver. 637 01:07:15,783 --> 01:07:17,952 You're feeling it now, aren't you? 638 01:07:18,119 --> 01:07:21,080 What the rest of us live with every day. 639 01:07:21,247 --> 01:07:22,790 Your own mortality. 640 01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:25,376 Don't worry, you'll survive. 641 01:07:25,793 --> 01:07:28,629 The kryptonite will work its way out of your lungs soon enough. 642 01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:34,635 Bruce. Your heart. 643 01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:47,815 We got them. They got nowhere to go. 644 01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,494 But I didn't have to go easy on you. 645 01:08:00,661 --> 01:08:03,330 A different binding agent, a stronger mix. 646 01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:05,499 I want you to remember that. 647 01:08:05,666 --> 01:08:08,002 I wanted to remind you to stay out of my way. 648 01:08:08,169 --> 01:08:11,172 In all the years to come, in your most private moments... 649 01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:15,509 ... I want you to remember the one man who beat you. 650 01:08:20,306 --> 01:08:22,183 Bruce. 651 01:08:49,752 --> 01:08:50,753 Don't touch him. 652 01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:55,633 Funeral proceedings are underway today for Bruce Wayne... 653 01:08:55,800 --> 01:09:00,054 ... as Gotham City still reels from last week's spectacular revelation... 654 01:09:00,221 --> 01:09:03,641 ... that the world famous billionaire was the Batman. 655 01:09:03,808 --> 01:09:08,395 All of Wayne's secrets, his methods and tools in his decades as the Batman... 656 01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:11,982 ... died with him as Wayne Manor burned to the ground. 657 01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:14,735 The fire was apparently set by his butler... 658 01:09:14,902 --> 01:09:17,196 ... who himself died of a stroke at the scene. 659 01:09:17,363 --> 01:09:19,073 Every penny of Wayne's wealth... 660 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:23,410 ... all of his accounts and financial holdings, have also disappeared. 661 01:09:23,577 --> 01:09:24,745 Amen. 662 01:09:35,089 --> 01:09:37,341 You've got some nerve showing up here. 663 01:09:37,508 --> 01:09:40,761 - I know who killed him, damn you... - Selina. 664 01:09:40,928 --> 01:09:44,682 Don't. It's no use. Let's go. 665 01:09:46,934 --> 01:09:48,269 Were you a friend? 666 01:09:48,936 --> 01:09:52,106 I think so. I honestly couldn't say. 667 01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:54,775 Sounds about right. 668 01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:40,321 - See that ledge? Get another lamp up there. - Right, boss. 669 01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:43,782 - And, you, one there too. - Cool, boss. 670 01:10:44,366 --> 01:10:46,160 There's a fresh spring under here. 671 01:10:46,327 --> 01:10:48,495 I want our water supply set up in one hour. 672 01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:52,333 - We ain't got forever, people. - Sure we do. 673 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,357 Starting now, I'm going to teach you everything. 674 01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:19,693 All of my ways. All of my secrets. 675 01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:22,780 You're going to be my army, operating in the shadows... 676 01:11:22,947 --> 01:11:24,865 ... keeping Gotham safe. 677 01:11:25,032 --> 01:11:28,494 And we're going to take as long as we need. 678 01:11:28,661 --> 01:11:31,664 Now, do what Oliver says and get to work. 679 01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:33,540 - Right, boss. - You got it, boss. 680 01:11:33,707 --> 01:11:37,044 - Give me a hand here. - Go. Come on, come on, come on. 681 01:11:38,671 --> 01:11:40,673 Heard the schoolboy found you out. 682 01:11:40,839 --> 01:11:43,384 It's all right. I think the message got through. 683 01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:46,887 As long as we stay quiet, he'll leave us alone. 684 01:11:47,054 --> 01:11:51,558 - You gonna be all right with this? - This quieter mysterious? 685 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:55,104 I spent 10 years looking for a good death. 686 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:56,730 This... 687 01:11:58,524 --> 01:12:00,734 This'll be a good life. 688 01:12:26,468 --> 01:12:28,262 Good enough.