1 00:00:36,291 --> 00:00:38,250 [man] Dateline: Hollywood. 2 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:40,291 The porn stars have aligned in the sky tonight 3 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:42,083 as the best sexual athletes in the world gather 4 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:43,667 to learn who dirtied their knees 5 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:45,083 in the best adult film this year 6 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:47,542 at the Adult Video News nomination event. 7 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:49,500 But what really goes on at these events? 8 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,291 Penises. 9 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:51,583 So much penis sucking. 10 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:52,917 [man] Not so fast there, Kissa. 11 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,166 They only give awards 12 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:56,834 for that sex act to take place on camera. 13 00:00:56,917 --> 00:00:58,375 Oh, look! 14 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,875 It's the Meryl Streep of anal, Adriana Chechik. 15 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:01,959 Looking good. 16 00:01:02,041 --> 00:01:03,208 Now let's check in 17 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:04,667 with our backstage correspondent, 18 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:05,834 Britney Amber. 19 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:07,250 Britney, what say you? 20 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:09,709 Welcome to the AVN Nomination Party, 21 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:11,291 where, in just a couple hours from now, 22 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,000 right here on the stage behind me, 23 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:14,709 we will announce all of the nominees 24 00:01:14,792 --> 00:01:17,417 for the 2019 AVN Awards. 25 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,709 The results are in! 26 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:19,792 And the nominees are... 27 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:22,125 The nominees are... 28 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,333 [Britney] "But how does one 29 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,542 get nominated or even win?" you ask. 30 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:26,917 [man] Let's hear from some of our 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,291 distinguished industry attendees on the matter. 32 00:01:29,375 --> 00:01:30,542 This is, like, my first year of this, 33 00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:31,667 and I have no idea. 34 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:32,709 I have no fucking idea. 35 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:34,125 I have no fucking idea. 36 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:35,834 Everybody knows AVN picks the winners 37 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:37,291 straight out of a hat. 38 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:39,834 Who knows? [laughing] I don't know! 39 00:01:39,917 --> 00:01:41,500 I feel like they watch them. 40 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:43,709 They have to watch 'em, right? Like...[laughing] 41 00:01:43,792 --> 00:01:44,542 I have no idea. 42 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:45,917 Flip a coin. 43 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,875 I wanna know. What do I need to do? 44 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:49,750 It's an incredibly important process, 45 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:51,333 and...[laughs] 46 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:52,500 - [buzzer blares] - [Britney] Well, 47 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:55,000 allow me to clear up all of the misconception 48 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:57,083 and settle all of the rumors. 49 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:58,625 ♪ rousing music ♪ 50 00:01:58,709 --> 00:02:00,417 It's fucking fake. 51 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,000 The road to the winner's circle happens 52 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:03,834 in just four easy steps. 53 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,000 ♪ light music ♪ 54 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,709 Step one: for your consideration. 55 00:02:07,792 --> 00:02:09,041 In September, 56 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:11,333 everyone in the industry submits their content 57 00:02:11,417 --> 00:02:14,250 to the AVN offices for review and consideration 58 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:17,291 in over 100 different categories. 59 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,917 At this stage, 60 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,166 each of the awards could have over 50 potential nominees. 61 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:24,500 ♪♪♪ 62 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:27,417 Step two: pre-nomination. 63 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,750 In October, a secret, closed-door session 64 00:02:29,834 --> 00:02:31,625 is conducted at the AVN offices 65 00:02:31,709 --> 00:02:34,041 every day for an entire month. 66 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:35,500 In these sessions, 67 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:39,000 ten of the world's best porn watchers will review, 68 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:40,709 argue, and eventually agree upon 69 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:43,792 a maximum of 15 official nominees 70 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:45,041 per category. 71 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:48,417 ♪♪♪ 72 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,208 The official nominees are then announced to the world 73 00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:53,417 at a nomination party held in November. 74 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,709 ♪♪♪ 75 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:56,417 Step three: voting. 76 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,750 After tonight, 77 00:02:57,834 --> 00:03:00,333 30 anonymous voters from all over the country 78 00:03:00,417 --> 00:03:02,583 are sent DVDs of all of the nominees 79 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,166 to...review. 80 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,000 [ding] 81 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,625 The voters then rank the nominees in each category 82 00:03:08,709 --> 00:03:10,709 by assigning them a numerical value 83 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,291 from 1 to 15 84 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:14,709 via an online secure voting system. 85 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:16,583 Once all of the votes are in, 86 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,917 a computer then tallies up all of the votes 87 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,125 to reveal the winners. 88 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:23,083 And that brings us to our final step: 89 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:24,709 the results. 90 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:29,750 ♪♪♪ 91 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,041 Only a couple of trusted people 92 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,417 are privy to the results. 93 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,333 Sealed envelopes with the winners' names 94 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,291 are kept in a vault at the AVN headquarters 95 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:41,500 until they are securely delivered to Las Vegas, 96 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,458 where the winners are announced onstage 97 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:45,166 at the AVN Show every January. 98 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:46,792 ♪♪♪ 99 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:47,917 And that's it. 100 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,458 That's how you win an AVN Award. 101 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:52,000 So the next time someone tries to tell you 102 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:53,959 that your dick-sucking award is fake, 103 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:55,458 tell them, "No, it isn't!" 104 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:57,083 [man] Well said there, Britney! 105 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:58,750 Now let's start the main event, 106 00:03:58,834 --> 00:04:02,000 the 2019 AVN Awards Show! 107 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:05,041 Cue the opening credits now. 108 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:07,125 ♪ glitchy electronic music ♪ 109 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:08,500 [man] Nine, eight... 110 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,709 - [crowd] Eight, seven... - [man] ...six... 111 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:11,542 - [crowd] ...five, four... - [digitized voice] Five, 112 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:14,792 four, three, two, one. 113 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,792 ♪ building electronic music ♪ 114 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:22,792 ♪♪♪ 115 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:27,625 [distorted singing] 116 00:04:27,709 --> 00:04:31,083 ♪♪♪ 117 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:34,417 ♪ heavy dubstep music ♪ 118 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,875 ♪ funky beats ♪ 119 00:04:36,959 --> 00:04:38,583 ♪ Make it louder ♪ 120 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:42,041 ♪ chill electronic music ♪ 121 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:44,792 [distorted singing] 122 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:47,041 ♪♪♪ 123 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,875 ♪ Make it louder ♪ 124 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:52,000 ♪ dramatic bass ♪ 125 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,375 [electronic whoosh] 126 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:57,375 Hi. I'm Charlotte Stokely. 127 00:04:57,458 --> 00:05:00,458 Welcome to the 2019 AVN Awards Red Carpet. 128 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:02,291 Let's go touch some tits. 129 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:03,875 ♪ exciting electronic music ♪ 130 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:05,417 - [Charlotte] Look who I found. - [Romi gasps] Oh, my God! 131 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,917 It's 2019 AVN Awards cohost Romi Rain! 132 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,917 I'm so excited. 133 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,166 It's the first time ever 134 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,500 that there's been an all-female lineup, 135 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:12,667 the first time 136 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:15,500 there's ever, ever been a female performer, 137 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:18,709 and that female performer is Cardi fucking B, you guys. 138 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:22,875 ♪♪♪ 139 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:24,000 [Charlotte] Are you nominated for anything tonight? 140 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:25,417 - Yes. - Tell us. 141 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,375 I'm nominated for Female Performer of the Year. 142 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:28,917 He's nominated for Male Performer of the Year. 143 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,959 - Male Performer of the Year? - Bling-bling. 144 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,291 Girl, you get to go home 145 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,959 with a winning dick tonight, maybe. 146 00:05:35,041 --> 00:05:36,583 When you win, if you hear a girl 147 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:38,000 squirt all over the floor, 148 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,375 that was me. 149 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:40,458 All right, I'll be looking out 150 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:42,709 for the liquid that I might slip in. 151 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:44,041 [Charlotte] Are you nominated for anything tonight? 152 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,542 Yeah, all kinds of stuff, 153 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:46,834 including Performer of the Year, 154 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:47,917 which I'm most excited about. 155 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,959 How about you? 156 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:50,000 I'm nominated, 157 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,333 but I'm just here to support her. 158 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:52,875 - [women ] Aww. - [laughs] 159 00:05:52,959 --> 00:05:57,166 ♪♪♪ 160 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,875 I'm here on the red carpet with Whitney Wright, 161 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:02,041 who is never wrong, if you know what I'm saying. 162 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:03,417 I love it. It's perfect. 163 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,625 She's also really good at winking. 164 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:06,041 Ooh. 165 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:06,709 Can you make your butthole wink? 166 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:08,166 Oh, I can-- 167 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,291 a lot better than I can make my eyes wink. 168 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:11,166 Nice. 169 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:14,208 ♪ smooth percussion ♪ 170 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:18,125 ♪♪♪ 171 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,792 What do they have? It's a bar. 172 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:22,000 [bartender] Hey, I pour 'em like I drink 'em. 173 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,417 - [Christiana laughs] - [bartender] Here it is. 174 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,917 - [excited chatter] - [Christiana] Oh, hell no. 175 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Hey. How are you? 176 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:29,667 Look who it is! Look who it is. 177 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,083 - Do you like it? - I like it. 178 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:32,542 Are you trying to upskirt? 179 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,291 Okay, well, all you have to do is ask. 180 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:36,291 [laughter] 181 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:39,125 Hey, AVN! [babbles] 182 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:41,709 [Christiana] Wow. Every year, you outdo yourself. 183 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:44,792 This is my date. Can you imagine? 184 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:46,208 That's your date? 185 00:06:46,291 --> 00:06:47,625 He doesn't really talk much. 186 00:06:47,709 --> 00:06:50,083 You know, he just likes to look. He's a voyeur. 187 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:52,083 You're pretty. 188 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:53,917 Stop it. You're gonna make me blush. 189 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,208 - Sorry. - I mean, I already am. 190 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,291 It's caked on my face, but...[laughs] 191 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,667 It's not going anywhere. 192 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,583 If I didn't have lipstick on, 193 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,125 I'd bury my face in your chest. 194 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,458 - Um, you can bury-- - We've never had sex, have we? 195 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:02,208 Just do it. Just do it. Just do it, Charlotte. 196 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,125 - How? - So, like, 197 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:04,625 we should probably have sex. 198 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:05,792 - I would love that. - [Seth] Yeah, you-- 199 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:07,583 I would love to watch that. 200 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:08,625 You have to sit in the corner. 201 00:07:08,709 --> 00:07:09,625 That's fine. 202 00:07:09,709 --> 00:07:10,667 I'm not wearing any panties. 203 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,375 - Nobody is! - Nobody is. 204 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,333 That's how you know it's gonna be a good night. 205 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,667 Reach up there. Make yourself-- make yourself at home. 206 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,083 She is definitely not wearing any panties. 207 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:20,750 Check my oil. [laughs] 208 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:22,417 ♪ groovy music ♪ 209 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,333 - Yeah? - Stop it! 210 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:24,583 I'm not wearing any panties, 211 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:26,125 and you're gonna make it drip down my leg. 212 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:27,250 I don't wear panties either. 213 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,375 Oh. [laughs] 214 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:30,625 - [laughs] - My, my. 215 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:33,000 ♪♪♪ 216 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,917 What's your favorite thing about being in porn? 217 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,542 I could lie and say something about art, 218 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,291 but I just like sex and money in that order. 219 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,583 Sex and money, bitches. 220 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:41,709 You heard it from Derrick Pierce 221 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:43,000 on the red carpet. 222 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,333 How does it feel 223 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:46,291 to be cohosting the 2019 AVN Awards? 224 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:47,875 I am so excited. 225 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:49,000 Oh, my God. 226 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,750 And the fact that I get to host with Romi 227 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:52,375 is just such an honor. 228 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:53,625 Can I feel your dress? 229 00:07:53,709 --> 00:07:55,083 - Yes! - I wanna-- 230 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:57,583 I wanna especially touch this part right--uh, right here. 231 00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:59,291 - You have consent to touch me. - Oh! 232 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:00,834 Ah! [laughs] 233 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:03,208 ♪♪♪ 234 00:08:03,291 --> 00:08:04,542 [Charlotte] Thanks for watching. 235 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:05,792 I gotta go find my seat on the inside 236 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:08,750 because Cardi B's about to go onstage! 237 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,208 [DJ] Ladies and gentlemen... 238 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,500 [cheers and applause] 239 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:13,959 Welcome to the biggest night 240 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,667 for adult entertainment in the world, 241 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:19,709 the 2019 AVN Awards! 242 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:23,583 On your feet! Make some noise for Cardi B! 243 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,709 ♪ This for all my nasty hos ♪ 244 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:27,959 - Let's go, let's go! - ♪ From across the globe ♪ 245 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,583 ♪ Ooh-whee ♪ 246 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,709 ♪ This goes for all my nasty hos ♪ 247 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:32,750 Hands up! 248 00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:34,583 ♪ From across the globe ♪ 249 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:36,709 ♪ Now, I said luxury apartments ♪ 250 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,458 ♪ I'm young and I'm heartless ♪ 251 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:39,542 ♪ There's a bitch that ain't my bitch ♪ 252 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,125 ♪ Then that bitch is a target ♪ 253 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,709 ♪ Lawyer is a Jew ♪ 254 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:44,000 ♪ He gon' chew up all the charges ♪ 255 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:45,583 ♪ Don't matter if you fuck with me ♪ 256 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:47,458 ♪ I get money regardless ♪ 257 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:49,000 ♪ That guap, guap, get some chicken ♪ 258 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,542 ♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪ 259 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:52,208 ♪ Guap, guap, get some chicken ♪ 260 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:53,417 ♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪ 261 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,667 ♪ Bitch, you pressed ♪ 262 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,375 ♪ You can flex ♪ 263 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:59,125 ♪ Get some money, ho, tell me, why you stressed ♪ 264 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:02,000 ♪ Now, I said hos down, Gs up ♪ 265 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,417 ♪ You know how I'm rockin', but my watch is freezed up ♪ 266 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,917 - Ice! - ♪ I can't wait ♪ 267 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,667 ♪ Until they drop that Lamborghini truck ♪ 268 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:08,917 ♪ I'm careful where they park it ♪ 269 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,625 ♪ Hos will have it keyed up ♪ 270 00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:12,375 ♪ Them bitches getting beat up ♪ 271 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:13,417 ♪ Slim waist, ass fat ♪ 272 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,083 ♪ My shit is caked up ♪ 273 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:18,000 ♪ My bad bitch at the bake without no makeup ♪ 274 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,583 ♪ The collard greens, corn bread ♪ 275 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,291 ♪ Neck bone, back fat ♪ 276 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:22,917 ♪ Get it from my mama ♪ 277 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,625 ♪ And you don't know where your daddy at ♪ 278 00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:26,125 ♪ Knick-knack, paddywhack ♪ 279 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:27,875 ♪ Give a dog a bone ♪ 280 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:30,834 ♪ Put it on him, make a nigga never come home ♪ 281 00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:32,792 ♪ Flex like a 'roid, I'm a ten, she a 'droid ♪ 282 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:33,875 ♪ Stupid ho ♪ 283 00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:34,917 ♪ Unimportant ♪ 284 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,583 ♪ Unattractive, unemployed ♪ 285 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,250 ♪ Get some guap, guap, get some chicken ♪ 286 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,709 ♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪ 287 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:41,083 ♪ Guap, guap, get some chicken ♪ 288 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,583 ♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪ 289 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,125 ♪ Bitch, you pressed ♪ 290 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,333 ♪ You can flex ♪ 291 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:46,625 ♪ Get some money, ho ♪ 292 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,208 ♪ Tell me, why you stressed ♪ 293 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:49,291 [DJ] All right! 294 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:50,583 ♪ I need that cheese, shorty ♪ 295 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,208 ♪ Show me where it's at ♪ 296 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,417 - ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪ - ♪ You play with me ♪ 297 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,041 ♪ I might pop up where you at ♪ 298 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,417 - ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪ - ♪ You make believe ♪ 299 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,333 ♪ Now, with me, it's only facts ♪ 300 00:09:58,417 --> 00:09:59,750 - ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪ - ♪ Expensive weave ♪ 301 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:01,041 ♪ And my checks is worth some racks ♪ 302 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:01,959 Whoo! 303 00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:03,166 Make some noise for Cardi B! 304 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,667 What's up, sexy bitches? 305 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:06,875 [cheers and applause] 306 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,792 ♪ 4hunnid! ♪ 307 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,166 ♪ Mustard on that beat, ho ♪ 308 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,917 ♪ That ass, that ass, that ass ♪ 309 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,291 - [DJ] Shake it! Shake it! - ♪ That ass, that ass ♪ 310 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:14,417 - [DJ] Shake it! - ♪ That ass, oh, that ass ♪ 311 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,917 ♪ That ass, that ass ♪ 312 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,083 ♪ She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad ♪ 313 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:20,834 - Hey! Hey! - ♪ She bad, she bad ♪ 314 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,834 - Hey! Hey! - ♪ Gucci bag, Gucci bag ♪ 315 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,542 - ♪ Gucci bag, Gucci bag ♪ - Hey! Oh, y'all look good. 316 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,709 - [laughs] - ♪ Fendi bag, Prada bag ♪ 317 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,458 - [DJ] Hands up, AVN! - I know you. 318 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:29,000 ♪ Gucci bag, Birkin bag ♪ 319 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:30,875 ♪ She in the bag, she drip, she swag ♪ 320 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,667 ♪ Never mad, she glad ♪ 321 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,208 ♪ Louis bag, she in the bag ♪ 322 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,792 ♪ Look, Mama needs some mill money ♪ 323 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,458 ♪ Prada bag and hell money ♪ 324 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:38,792 ♪ See my ex, he still love me ♪ 325 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,458 ♪ You a nigga gonna kill for me ♪ 326 00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,875 ♪ All my chains got diamonds in it ♪ 327 00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:43,375 ♪ My account's got commas in it ♪ 328 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,834 ♪ Damn, daddy, you fine as fuck ♪ 329 00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,333 ♪ Hope your wallet got condoms in it ♪ 330 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,542 ♪ I'm up, she mad ♪ 331 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,041 ♪ I'm first, she last ♪ 332 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,583 ♪ Rob who, take what ♪ 333 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,250 ♪ Click-clack, ski mask ♪ 334 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,458 ♪ I'm a boss in a skirt ♪ 335 00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,000 ♪ I'm a dog, I'm a flirt ♪ 336 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,500 ♪ Write a verse while I twerk ♪ 337 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:57,959 ♪ I wear Off-White at church ♪ 338 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,458 ♪ Probably make the preacher sweat ♪ 339 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:00,917 ♪ Read the Bible, Jesus wept ♪ 340 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,500 ♪ Bitch said that she gon' try me ♪ 341 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,000 ♪ How come I ain't seen it yet ♪ 342 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:07,041 ♪ Give it to him so good that his eyes roll back ♪ 343 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,583 ♪ Shorty said it's all hers ♪ 344 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,041 ♪ Then why her thighs don't match? ♪ 345 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,709 - Huh? - ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪ 346 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,000 - ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪ - [DJ] Shake it! Shake it! 347 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,125 ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪ 348 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,834 Sexy ladies! 349 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,291 ♪ She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad ♪ 350 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:22,083 ♪ She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad ♪ 351 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,625 ♪ Weave long, pussy bald ♪ 352 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,000 ♪ Suck his dick through his drawers ♪ 353 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,291 ♪ Lick the balls just because ♪ 354 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,125 ♪ Little bitch, I evolved ♪ 355 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:31,291 ♪ I'm a monster, mouth open wide like opera ♪ 356 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,041 ♪ Face down, ass up, I got perfect posture ♪ 357 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,917 - ♪ It's lit like a lamp ♪ - ♪ Yuh ♪ 358 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,166 - ♪ Lick you like a stamp ♪ - ♪ Yuh ♪ 359 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,625 - ♪ Beat this pussy up ♪ - ♪ Yuh ♪ 360 00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:40,208 - ♪ I take it like a champ ♪ - [DJ] Whoo! 361 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,792 ♪ Balenciaga mama, know you heard about her ♪ 362 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,875 - [DJ] What? - ♪ Spoil me in Prada ♪ 363 00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:46,291 - ♪ I'm worth every dollar ♪ - [DJ] Let's go! 364 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,583 ♪ The one you made, you can keep 'em ♪ 365 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,000 ♪ I need Chrissy Teigen ♪ 366 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,792 ♪ Know a bad bitch when I see one ♪ 367 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,125 ♪ Tell RiRi I need a threesome ♪ 368 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:53,709 ♪ I'm his favorite type of chick ♪ 369 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,417 ♪ Bougie, bad, and thick ♪ 370 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,834 ♪ I can buy designer, but this Fashion Nova fit ♪ 371 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,333 - ♪ All that ♪ - ♪ That ass, that ass ♪ 372 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:00,875 - ♪ That ass, that ass ♪ - [DJ] Shake it! 373 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,834 ♪ That ass, that ass ♪ 374 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,250 - [DJ] Shake it! - ♪ That ass, that ass ♪ 375 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,834 ♪ She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad ♪ 376 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,625 ♪ She bad, she bad ♪ 377 00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,208 ♪ She bad, she bad ♪ 378 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,417 AVN, make some noise for Cardi B! 379 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,583 AVN! 380 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,041 I'm so excited for these awards. 381 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,333 [laughs] More than the Grammys. I don't know why. 382 00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,417 [cheers and applause] 383 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,250 Thank you! 384 00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,875 - [laughter] - ♪ pleasant music ♪ 385 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,208 ♪♪♪ 386 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,166 [Romi] And then she says to him, 387 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,709 "If that's all you're serving down in those pants, 388 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,417 then I might as well have hired the whole tennis team!" 389 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,500 [laughter] 390 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,291 [woman] Oh, my God, that's just too crazy. 391 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,709 [Bailey] My turn. 392 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:55,291 Why did the scarecrow win an award? 393 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,917 Why? 394 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,458 Because he was outstanding in his field! 395 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:00,458 [all howling with laughter] 396 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,208 [Romi] Oh, my gosh! 397 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,417 It was really good, right? 398 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,750 - [Romi] Yes! - Okay, our turn. 399 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,458 Yes, one from the trophy girls. 400 00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:08,667 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? 401 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,542 [both] Why? 402 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,083 It was two-tired. 403 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,250 [laughter] 404 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,208 ♪♪♪ 405 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:19,208 One from the AVN Red Carpet and the Backstage Insider. 406 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:20,500 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 407 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,333 Okay, so how does a penguin build its house? 408 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:23,375 [woman] How? 409 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,625 It glues it together! 410 00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:28,667 [all laughing and chattering] 411 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,291 Now Esther. 412 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,458 We wanna hear a joke from you. 413 00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,041 - I don't know any jokes. - [music stops] 414 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,458 But you're the comedy host. 415 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,250 Funny, right? [laughs] 416 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,583 [laughs stiffly] 417 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,125 Well, there's gotta be something you can do. 418 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,083 Yeah, it can be anything you wanna do. 419 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,166 Great! 420 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,542 'Cause what I really wanna do 421 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,250 is be like you girls. 422 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,834 - [Bailey gasps softly] - [all] Aww! 423 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:59,125 ♪ simple ukulele music ♪ 424 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:02,834 ♪ I really want to be like you girls ♪ 425 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:07,125 ♪ I want to be just like you ♪ 426 00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:10,917 ♪ Bailey Rayne, Romi Rain ♪ 427 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,250 ♪ They're such wet and wild girls ♪ 428 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,166 ♪ Named the same ♪ 429 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,834 ♪ That's insane! ♪ 430 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:21,834 ♪ Wasn't even planned ♪ 431 00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:25,542 ♪ I really want to be like you girls ♪ 432 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:29,083 ♪ I want to be just like you ♪ 433 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,625 ♪ And hello to backstage ♪ 434 00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:36,583 ♪ Red carpet girls ♪ 435 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,250 ♪ They talk and talk ♪ 436 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,417 ♪ For-e-ver... ♪ 437 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,458 ♪ More ♪ 438 00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,583 ♪♪♪ 439 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,041 ♪ Trophy girls ♪ 440 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,917 ♪ They're so sweet ♪ 441 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,542 ♪ And they're always new girls ♪ 442 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,125 ♪ Bathing suits ♪ 443 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,000 Really cute! 444 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,667 ♪ They are my good friends ♪ 445 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,709 [echoing] That's why... 446 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,458 ♪ pumping electronic music ♪ 447 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:04,917 ♪ Like this ♪ 448 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,959 [Esther] ♪ I really want to be ♪ 449 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,166 [distorted] ♪ Like you girls ♪ 450 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,041 ♪ All wet ♪ 451 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,625 ♪ Wish I could be just ♪ 452 00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,500 - ♪ Like you girls ♪ - ♪ W-w-wet ♪ 453 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,291 ♪ W-w-w-wet, wild girls ♪ 454 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,834 ♪♪♪ 455 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,542 ♪ I want to be just like ♪ 456 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,083 [music dies down] 457 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,000 [music starts up] 458 00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,583 ♪ You ♪ 459 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,750 [air horn blares] 460 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,000 [music fades] 461 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:31,542 [laughs] 462 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,750 Oh, have you guys heard the one about the piece of paper? 463 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,667 Never mind. It's terrible. 464 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,750 [laughter] 465 00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,667 [Romi] Oh, my God! 466 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,709 [female announcer] And now, please welcome the girl 467 00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,625 that really wants to be like you: 468 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,083 Esther Ku! 469 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,208 ♪ electronic music ♪ 470 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,166 [Esther] Hello! 471 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,125 [cheers and applause] 472 00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:00,417 I think what all of you do is so amazing. 473 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,083 I'm such a prude, I don't even have my ears pierced. 474 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,667 The only reason I have sex, really, 475 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,041 is so that I have something to think about 476 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,458 when I masturbate. 477 00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,000 [laughter] 478 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,000 I grew up in a crazy conservative church too. 479 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:12,959 They always told me-- they said, 480 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,291 "If you ever play with yourself, 481 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,166 your dead relatives in heaven can see you." 482 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,917 So the first time I ever had an orgasm, 483 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,792 my only thought was, "Hi, Grandma!" 484 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,125 But my relatives are perverts. They tell me what to do. 485 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,000 They're like, "Yeah, go faster!" [titters] 486 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,625 They're like... 487 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,375 [with Korean accent] "You try counterclockwise this time. 488 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,000 Yay!" 489 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,166 You guys are getting awards tonight. 490 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,417 There's an award for Best Oral Sex Scene. 491 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,750 [cheers and applause] 492 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,083 And the writers 493 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,125 at the AVN office decide who wins, 494 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:48,000 but I feel like it should be the guys getting the blow jobs 495 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,500 who decide who gives the best blow job, right? 496 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,750 [cheers and applause] 497 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:58,333 I mean, that's how it worked in my high school. 498 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,041 I didn't even have a dick, but everybody knew 499 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,750 Katie Morgan gave the best blow jobs. 500 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,917 [cheers and applause] 501 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,083 My boyfriend thinks he could do porn. 502 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,291 We'll be watching porn; he'll be like, 503 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,500 "I could do that. 504 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,250 He's not that big. It's all camera angles." 505 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,875 I'm like, "If your dick fits anywhere inside me, 506 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,000 you can't do porn." 507 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,000 [laughter] 508 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,583 I got an invention for you ladies. 509 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,750 Are you sick of getting UTIs 'cause your partner's an idiot 510 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,834 and he fingers your front door after fingering your back door? 511 00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,041 [cheers and applause] 512 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:33,500 Well, have I got a solution for you! 513 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,291 Introducing the new Rings of Desire: 514 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,709 a pack of five brown and five pink rings 515 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,792 so he can keep track of which hole he's fingering! 516 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,625 [cheers and applause] 517 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,000 Never get a UTI again. 518 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,000 I'm looking for a million-dollar investment 519 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,250 for two percent of the company. 520 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,500 Who's in? 521 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,041 The profit margin is 99 percent 522 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,125 because it's just rubber bands. 523 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,250 I can't do drunk guys anymore. They talk too much in bed. 524 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,792 You know, I was hooking up with this drunk guy. 525 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,417 He kept telling me--he's like, "Your skin is so soft, 526 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,625 it's like a baby seal." 527 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,125 I was like, "How many baby seals have you been with? 528 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,959 That's ridiculous." 529 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,041 And that's the last thing I remember 530 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,709 before he clubbed me over the head. 531 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:16,959 Shit. 532 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,333 I got long nipples. 533 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:22,583 Anybody else? 534 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,333 Where my ethnic girls at? 535 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,250 [cheers and applause] 536 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,083 My nipples are so long, when I look down, 537 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,291 I'm missing two toes. 538 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,208 A lot of girls, they got the pink sticker. 539 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,375 It looks like somebody played Whac-a-Mole with your titty, 540 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,792 like, 80 percent underground. 541 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,000 A lot of you guys have big tit, little nip. 542 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:45,291 I got the big nip, little tit. Follow me on Instagram. 543 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,291 I love playing pranks on guys. 544 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,333 I'll have a one-night stand on my period. 545 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,500 And he'll be like, 546 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,625 "Why didn't you tell me you were on the rag?" 547 00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,750 And I'm like, "I'm not." 548 00:18:58,834 --> 00:18:59,959 I'm like, "This is my first time! 549 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,834 Yay!" 550 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,750 Well, thank you guys so much 551 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,750 for inviting me to your family reunion. 552 00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:12,166 [cheers and applause] 553 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,875 And now please welcome to the stage 554 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:18,083 Bailey Rayne and Romi Rain. 555 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,834 ♪ bumping electronic beats ♪ 556 00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:26,000 ♪♪♪ 557 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,041 Hello, everyone, 558 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,750 and welcome to the 2019 AVN Awards! 559 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,417 [cheers and applause] 560 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,500 Now, I don't know about you guys, 561 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,667 but we've been waiting all year for this party to start. 562 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,959 It's true, but before it does, 563 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,208 we want to take a moment 564 00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:49,125 to get all of the rain name jokes 565 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,542 out of the way. 566 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,917 It's wonderful 567 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,041 how much everyone loves our matching names, 568 00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:56,500 but we just wanted to save everyone the time and trouble 569 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,750 of coming up with new "rain jokes" 570 00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,583 by doing it ourselves. 571 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,083 Yes, we are both named Rain, 572 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,250 and yes, when we get horny, 573 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,333 there's a 100-percent chance 574 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:09,750 of precipitation in our panties. 575 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,750 [audience cheering] 576 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,166 Here's another one. 577 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,250 We are both named Rain, 578 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,041 but when we orgasm, 579 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:22,709 it is not called "monsooning." 580 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,208 Oh, here's another. 581 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,083 If you belt out a show tune 582 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,875 while you're having sex with one of us, 583 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:31,166 it is in fact called "Singing in the Rain." 584 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,792 Yes, we are both named Rain, 585 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:39,542 but if we show up somewhere unexpectedly together, 586 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,458 please do not call it a flash flood. 587 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,375 [Romi sighs] 588 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:46,000 Oh! Okay, I have one more. 589 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,083 If one of us ever has sex with the president, 590 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,542 we will definitely go from Rain 591 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,000 to...Stormy? 592 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,959 [cheers and applause] 593 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,208 Let's bring out our first presenters of the night. 594 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,875 Please welcome to the stage... 595 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:06,875 Emily Willis, Alina Lopez, 596 00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:10,166 and, all the way from the Czech Republic, 597 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,875 - Little Caprice! - Whoo! 598 00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,875 ♪ electronic rock music ♪ 599 00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:19,834 ♪♪♪ 600 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:24,667 I feel so lucky 601 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,709 that we are the first presenters of the night. 602 00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:28,083 I agree. 603 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,959 It's like the AVNs knew 604 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,291 that we would all definitely be wasted 605 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,792 by the middle of the show and didn't wanna risk it 606 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,792 so they put us up first. 607 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,583 Well, I think, uh, they meant that this is an honor-- 608 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:42,500 to be the first one to-- giving out the awards. 609 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,875 Yeah, that's cool too, I guess. 610 00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,959 I think both things are true, just like it's true 611 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,709 that the women in this category 612 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,875 are some of the most hardworking and beautiful 613 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,542 in the world. 614 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,083 Here are the nominees 615 00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,542 for Girl-Girl Performer of the Year. 616 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,417 [cheers and applause] 617 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,375 [electronic whooshing and clicking] 618 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:14,166 ♪♪♪ 619 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,917 [man] Ivy! 620 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,375 And the winner is... 621 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,250 [all] Charlotte Stokely! 622 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:10,250 ♪ uplifting electronic music ♪ 623 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:15,458 ♪♪♪ 624 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:24,792 [indistinct chatter] 625 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:28,500 ♪♪♪ 626 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:29,834 Oh, my God, I love having sex with you. 627 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:31,625 - Love you. - I love having sex with Emily. 628 00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:33,041 She's really good at it. 629 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,291 [cheers and applause] 630 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,583 This is my first AVN win in a 14-year career, 631 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:42,166 so I'm really fucking excited! 632 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:45,125 [cheers and applause] 633 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,917 Sorry. Time to be classy. 634 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,208 I just wanna dedicate this to pussy, 635 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:52,125 so...for the pussy! 636 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:57,333 ♪♪♪ 637 00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:06,125 Smart. 638 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,417 Excellent listener. 639 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,041 Passionate. 640 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,500 Caring. 641 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,000 Good partner. 642 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,166 Sexy. 643 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,667 But enough about us. 644 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:19,542 And the nominees for Best Actor... 645 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,500 [electronic whooshing and clicking] 646 00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:28,792 [man] Yeah! 647 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,208 I'm here to get laid, and I don't think we wanna make this 648 00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:31,750 some kind of sausage party. 649 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:36,625 Seriously? 650 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:37,750 [announcer] Wicked Comix. 651 00:24:37,834 --> 00:24:39,333 - [beep] - [director] Action. 652 00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:43,959 This may be cheesy, but, uh, 653 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,250 you're saucy. 654 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,375 [director] Cut. 655 00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:49,500 - [yelps] - No one wants you. 656 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,417 [inhales] 657 00:24:56,959 --> 00:25:00,667 You have one job to earn your keep here. 658 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,917 Why are you not webcamming? 659 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,625 I like that you sound nervous. 660 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:14,542 The new format... is going to be about 661 00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:18,875 how to make relationships work. 662 00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:21,250 Not that I have any experience with that. 663 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,875 Now that she's gone, 664 00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:24,709 I'm free! 665 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:32,417 They were handed from mother to mother's mother 666 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,417 to mother's mother. 667 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,166 These are generations of dildos. 668 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,208 ...uh, Casa de Corvus. 669 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:42,709 [chuckles] It's a cool--fuck! 670 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,083 Ah! 671 00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:49,375 So I got this place. 672 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,583 You know, it's like my little cabin in the woods-- 673 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,250 little humble escape from all that, 674 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,500 you know, big, flashy life. 675 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,166 [scattered cheers and applause] 676 00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,709 And the winner is... 677 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:02,333 [all] Seth Gamble! 678 00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:07,583 ♪♪♪ 679 00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,959 Oh, my God. Um... 680 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,125 [cheers and applause] 681 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,041 Oh, wait. I don't wanna cry. 682 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,667 Um, wow. 683 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,500 AVN, thank you so much for this honor. 684 00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,875 Uh, you have no idea what this means to me. 685 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,208 Um... 686 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:37,000 - [cheers and applause] - [man] I love you! 687 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:39,750 [Seth laughs] 688 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,875 I wanna thank Wicked Pictures and Steve O. 689 00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:43,875 Thank you for always letting me a part of your movies. 690 00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:45,208 Um... 691 00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:46,750 Axel Braun, 692 00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:48,166 I wanna thank you for believing in me 693 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,792 when no one believe--when I didn't even believe in myself. 694 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,208 I wanna thank my beautiful girlfriend, Kenzie Taylor. 695 00:26:54,291 --> 00:26:55,709 Um... 696 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,750 ...you've supported me through everything, and I love you. 697 00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:01,959 And, uh, I just wanna say one more thing. 698 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:05,500 Uh, two years ago, I, um, had a little life change, 699 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,625 and the person I have to thank for that 700 00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,083 is a man named Mark Davis. 701 00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,208 Um... 702 00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:11,041 [cheers and applause] 703 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,500 Uh... 704 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,041 and, uh, he took me on a different road, 705 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,458 and I'm telling you right now, 706 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,000 I know what feeling li-- like hopeless is like, 707 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,834 and I tell you, standing here today, that, uh... 708 00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:22,375 you don't have to feel like that anymore. 709 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,542 You can come from the ashes. 710 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:24,750 Thank you very much. 711 00:27:24,834 --> 00:27:29,709 ♪♪♪ 712 00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:34,125 ♪ percussive music ♪ 713 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:35,083 [Britney] Oh, my God. Congratulations. 714 00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:36,500 What a big award to win. 715 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:37,667 - Oh, my God. - [laughs] 716 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,208 I licked so many pussies to get this trophy. 717 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,125 I can't even count them all. 718 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,000 [Seth] I, uh--I love everybody in this industry. 719 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,083 I'm so lucky to work for everybody in this business. 720 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,250 [Charlotte] This just makes me so fucking horny. 721 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,417 Like, I just... 722 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,500 Can I f... 723 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,750 I can't fit this inside me, 724 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,208 but I really want to! 725 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,083 I love pussy! 726 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,291 Oh, my God. 727 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,959 I am still in disbelief 728 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,583 that we are finally on this stage together. 729 00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:02,375 I'm still in disbelief that we are sharing this stage 730 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:04,917 with Cardi B tonight. 731 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,125 [Romi] I know! Do you think she watches our porn? 732 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,083 [gasps] What if she watches our movies? 733 00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:11,417 What if she really loves it? What if she loves us? 734 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,542 Oh, my God, should we go on tour with Cardi B? 735 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,542 I can't believe we're going on tour with Cardi B 736 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,250 'cause she loves us so much. 737 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,542 She did say she loved porn stars. 738 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:23,542 I don't know if anyone... believes that? 739 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:26,041 I know! I still can't believe it either. 740 00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:27,333 [gasps] 741 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:30,458 Well, while we help you come to terms 742 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,166 with things maybe you shouldn't believe, 743 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:35,333 um, here are our next presenters. 744 00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:38,166 Kenzie Reeves and Tyler Nixon! 745 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,166 ♪ rhythmic snapping music ♪ 746 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:46,125 ♪♪♪ 747 00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:50,083 I love that we are presenting 748 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:53,917 the award for Best New Male Comer. 749 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,333 "Male Comer"? 750 00:28:55,417 --> 00:29:00,041 No, I think you meant to say "Best Male Newcomer," right? 751 00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:03,875 Well, it's kind of the same thing, isn't it? 752 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:07,250 [laughs] They are new male comers. 753 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:09,208 - I get it now. - [giggles] 754 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,500 Here we are 755 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,500 with the Best Male Newcomer nominees. 756 00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:15,875 [cheers and applause] 757 00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,834 [electronic whooshing and clicking] 758 00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:27,792 ♪ lively drum music ♪ 759 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:32,959 ♪♪♪ 760 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,917 And the winner is... 761 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,375 [indistinct shouting] 762 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:49,083 [man] Louie! 763 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,333 Jason Luv! 764 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:56,333 ♪♪♪ 765 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:08,208 Well, I'm so happy. 766 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:09,875 It's amazing, you know, to get something like this 767 00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:11,583 and be recognized. 768 00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:14,583 Greg Lansky, I wanna thank you for giving me the opportunity 769 00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:16,166 and showing me so much. 770 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:19,000 Mike Moz, Taylor-- they've been so good to me, 771 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:22,000 mentally and just getting everything in order for me. 772 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:24,959 Just Dave, wherever you're at, thank you too. 773 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,917 In the beginning, he showed me everything. 774 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,291 But, um, thank you, my fans. Thank you, everybody. 775 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,166 ♪ Go ♪ 776 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,917 ♪ lively dance music ♪ 777 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,208 ♪♪♪ 778 00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:39,500 - [electronic blips] - ♪ pleasant music ♪ 779 00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:41,041 [Avi] Hey, it's Avi Love, 780 00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:44,500 and today we are molding my vagina. [laughs] 781 00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:45,667 - Hey, Avi. - Hi. 782 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,583 Nice to meet you. 783 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:48,875 I'm JT, and I'm the molder. 784 00:30:48,959 --> 00:30:50,041 And I see 785 00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:51,041 you got a bit of hair here. 786 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,083 - I do. - Um... 787 00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:53,583 Is it gonna rip my bush out? 788 00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:54,834 It may sting a bit... 789 00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,417 - Oh, my God. - [JT] ...pull. 790 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,542 Since I've started working with porn-star strokers, 791 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,583 I've molded about seven vaginas, 792 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:01,709 as well as buttholes. 793 00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:03,166 Haven't done any mouths yet, 794 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:06,333 but, uh, it's primarily just vaginas and buttholes. 795 00:31:06,417 --> 00:31:07,959 Getting the mold of the butthole 796 00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:09,917 is actually a little more difficult, 797 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,208 especially if the girl has kind of a big ass. 798 00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:13,875 Kinda gotta get in there and spread the cheeks apart 799 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,667 and make sure the goo gets in there. 800 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,041 [Avi] Uh, what is that stuff? 801 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,834 - [JT] The goo. - The goop. 802 00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:21,166 The application of the goo is actually very hands-on. 803 00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,333 Um... 804 00:31:22,417 --> 00:31:24,709 It feels all wet. 805 00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:25,959 So have you ever been nominated before? 806 00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,583 No, this is my first year being nominated. 807 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:28,542 First year. 808 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,166 Three nominations. 809 00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:31,667 Two are from The Possession of Mrs. Hyde, 810 00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:34,500 including Best Actress and Best Boy/Girl Scene. 811 00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:36,583 Okay, so now we have to wait for this to harden. 812 00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:39,083 You have to sit like this for about 30 minutes. 813 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,417 Okay. [laughs] 814 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,667 But what we're gonna do is watch 815 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:43,709 some of your nominated scenes. 816 00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,000 Just don't move. 817 00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:50,709 Dr. Jekyll gave his life to save mine. 818 00:31:50,792 --> 00:31:52,125 They didn't tell anybody 819 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:53,667 that they were filming in black and white, 820 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,083 so none of us had any idea. 821 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,709 Makes it like art. [laughs] 822 00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:59,417 - What-- - Hey! Pull over! 823 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,750 She's getting attacked, 824 00:32:00,834 --> 00:32:02,417 so I'm trying to stop it, 825 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,166 but as she's running back to the limo...[laughs] 826 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:07,041 ...her heel breaks, 827 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,166 so when she jumps in and we drive off, 828 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,250 we're just laughing our asses off. 829 00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,041 [laughs] 830 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:15,583 I said pull the fuck over. 831 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,917 So this is the scene that was nominated 832 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,500 for Best Sex Scene. 833 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,083 It's summer in Los Angeles. 834 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,625 I think it was probably, like, 95 degrees outside, 835 00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,208 and we were in this limo, 836 00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:27,458 and we can't have the air on because of sound purposes, 837 00:32:27,542 --> 00:32:30,875 so we're all literally dripping in sweat, 838 00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:34,125 and I remember, the seat's just soaking wet. 839 00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,917 This limo was probably booked for the prom right after this. 840 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000 [laughs] 841 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,125 All right. The big reveal. 842 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,917 - You ready? - I'm so ready. 843 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:42,917 That is so awesome. 844 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,041 It smells like... 845 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,375 I'm not sure what that is. 846 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,875 See your butthole too? 847 00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:50,417 - Yeah. - Uh, we're not done yet. 848 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:51,792 - No? - No. 849 00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:54,041 - Okay. [laughs] - In honor of your nominations, 850 00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:56,500 we're gonna mold an AVN Award into a dildo. 851 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,083 Oh, my God! 852 00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:58,959 [JT] So every year at the awards, 853 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:00,834 onstage, someone always says, 854 00:33:00,917 --> 00:33:02,083 "I wanna fuck this thing," 855 00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:03,750 and, uh, after today, that's gonna be possible. 856 00:33:03,834 --> 00:33:04,834 We need to lube it up, 857 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,458 you know, so it doesn't get stuck. 858 00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:08,166 This'll be the first time anyone's ever done this. 859 00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,500 Hopefully this'll bring her some good luck. 860 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,125 We put all of our good vibes into it. 861 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,709 Hopefully it brings me good luck. 862 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:15,458 I think you're doing a better job than I am, actually. 863 00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,917 I catch on quick. 864 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,041 So we're gonna let this sit, and then it'll be ready for you 865 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,250 as your good-luck charm when you're in Vegas. 866 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,417 Aw, that's so cool! 867 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,625 Thank you, JT. 868 00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:24,542 You're welcome. 869 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:25,875 [electronic whir] 870 00:33:25,959 --> 00:33:27,500 [Romi] Please welcome Kristen Scott, 871 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:30,125 Kira Noir, and Small Hands. 872 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,917 [cheers and applause] 873 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,959 ♪ rock music ♪ 874 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:39,709 We all know sex is a big part of what we do. 875 00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:42,625 Uh, I would say it's the biggest part. 876 00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:43,750 But there are some movies 877 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:46,000 that add even more than great sex. 878 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:48,792 Yeah, these have sex and action 879 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,291 and motherfucking thrills! 880 00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:53,083 Here are the nominees for Best Action/Thriller! 881 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,750 [Kira laughing] Yeah! 882 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,834 [electronic clicking] 883 00:33:57,917 --> 00:33:59,375 [scattered cheers] 884 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:04,250 ♪ electronic music ♪ 885 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,917 Look, I told you: I'm really fucked up. 886 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,667 It's my job to spot a liar. 887 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,000 I'm using you. 888 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,041 [chuckles] 889 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,542 You here for pleasure or problems? 890 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,291 Just pleasure. No problems. 891 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:23,834 Go into sleep mode. 892 00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:25,250 No. 893 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,667 [device blips, alarms sound] 894 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:27,583 Have it your way. 895 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,000 - ♪ tense music ♪ - No! 896 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,917 - [panting] - Valerie... 897 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,250 that's exactly what you fucking want, isn't it? 898 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,750 - [muffled moan] - Exactly what you want! 899 00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:42,041 You believe in ghosts, Ms. Walden? 900 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,917 [Kleio] ...ready to wage war over this precious juice-- 901 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,041 the juice I carry inside of me. 902 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,583 - We gotta kill her. - Hey, boys. 903 00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:55,000 - [grunts] - It's haunted. 904 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:56,208 The house is not haunted. 905 00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:00,458 [woman screams] 906 00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:02,083 [choking] 907 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,375 Somebody grabbed me! Somebody grabbed me! 908 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:07,542 [cheers and applause] 909 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:10,792 - All righty. [laughs] - [woman speaks indistinctly] 910 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,583 And the winner is... 911 00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,291 [both] The Possession of Mrs. Hyde! 912 00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:18,291 ♪ upbeat electronic music ♪ 913 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:23,291 ♪♪♪ 914 00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:40,625 Fuck yeah! 915 00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:41,917 [cheers] 916 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,375 [Axel] Wow. Um... 917 00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:47,083 this was a very special journey. 918 00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,375 Um, it started in 1988 919 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,041 when my father and I sat down 920 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,125 and wrote the first draft for this screenplay, 921 00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:56,792 and it, um, culminated 30 years later 922 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,959 when I finally found the perfect actors 923 00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:02,000 to take on the lead roles. 924 00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:04,667 Avi Love, Seth Gamble-- 925 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,375 this movie would've never happened without you, 926 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:09,959 and-and watching you give all you had for me 927 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,041 was so inspiring. 928 00:36:12,125 --> 00:36:15,333 Um, St-Steve Orenstein, uh, 929 00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:17,542 thank you for having the balls to let-- 930 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:21,417 to let me shoot a porn movie in black-and-white CinemaScope. 931 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,959 To my beautiful wife, 932 00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,834 who has made me happier than I ever thought I would be, 933 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,458 thank you so much. 934 00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,709 [cheers and applause] 935 00:36:28,792 --> 00:36:30,667 And to my father, wherever you are, 936 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,667 I hope you're proud of me. 937 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:32,834 Thank you, AVN. 938 00:36:32,917 --> 00:36:34,041 [cheers and applause] 939 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:39,250 ♪♪♪ 940 00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,959 [Small Hands] It's a tale as old as time, girls. 941 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,041 A man and a woman connected 942 00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,000 by passion and chemistry. 943 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,542 Sexual desire surrounds them. 944 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:54,375 And so does a camera crew, a few lighting guys, 945 00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:55,792 a director, 946 00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:58,750 a weird dude making very delicious breakfast burritos. 947 00:36:58,834 --> 00:36:59,834 [both laugh] 948 00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:02,208 It truly is a beautiful thing. 949 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:05,291 Here are the nominees for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene. 950 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:08,125 [cheers and applause] 951 00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:11,083 [electronic humming and clicking] 952 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,291 Was it you who brought me home last night? 953 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,917 [moaning] 954 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,417 [Jean] Ms. Black, there is no smoking in this room. 955 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,542 I'm a dirty fucking whore. 956 00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:38,709 Perfectly functionable 18-year-old girl. 957 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,792 Oh, my gosh. 958 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,875 [electronic stuttering] 959 00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:48,333 - Oh, you're a talent scout. - [Brick] Yeah. 960 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:56,375 [gasping and moaning] 961 00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,542 ...little sex parade out here! 962 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,333 [panting] 963 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,500 Your dick is so deep. 964 00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:10,458 And the winner is... 965 00:38:10,542 --> 00:38:13,125 [all] Avi Love and Ramón Nomar! 966 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,375 ♪♪♪ 967 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,625 - We got one. - What? 968 00:38:15,709 --> 00:38:16,625 - [man] Avi Love. - [Axel] Go, mama. 969 00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,583 - You--you won the-- - What? 970 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,875 [cast cheering] 971 00:38:20,959 --> 00:38:24,083 - [Avi] Oh, my God! - [indistinct chatter] 972 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:29,333 ♪♪♪ 973 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:37,375 - [cheers and applause] - You begin. 974 00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:38,417 [Avi laughing] Okay. 975 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,750 All right, well, we fucked pretty good. 976 00:38:40,834 --> 00:38:42,792 What do you say? [laughs] 977 00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:44,417 It was very hot. It was very nice. 978 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,125 - Thanks to Axel Braun. - It was very hot. 979 00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,166 - Thank you. - Yes. 980 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:52,333 ♪♪♪ 981 00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,667 [Avi] So we won for The Possession of Mrs. Hyde, 982 00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:03,166 and I also won my sex scene 983 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,792 in The Possession of Mrs. Hyde. 984 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,375 [laughs] 985 00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:07,959 Out of these three awards, I'm trying to decide 986 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,875 which one I'm gonna fuck. 987 00:39:09,959 --> 00:39:14,083 So...I think I'm gonna go with this one. 988 00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:16,625 I molded this dildo, so... 989 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:19,458 I got a win in my eyes. [laughs] 990 00:39:19,542 --> 00:39:23,375 ♪♪♪ 991 00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,041 [Britney] Best Male Newcomer. Wow! Exciting! 992 00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:28,542 Since you're the Best Male Newcomer, 993 00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:30,667 that probably means that you've busted a lot of nuts 994 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:31,750 this year, right? 995 00:39:31,834 --> 00:39:33,375 [Jason] A lot, yes. 996 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,458 [Britney] Oh! 997 00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:35,583 You checking for stains? 998 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:37,667 Yes, we're checking. We--there's, like-- 999 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,208 it looks like a spray kind of pattern here. 1000 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,375 - Do you see that? - Mm-hmm. 1001 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:41,792 Looks like you've been a naughty boy. 1002 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,291 Perfect for the Male Newcomer. 1003 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,083 - I love it. - Awesome. 1004 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:49,291 One of the great things about AVN 1005 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,583 is their dedication to recognizing new talent, 1006 00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:55,792 and that continues tonight with our next presenter. 1007 00:39:55,875 --> 00:40:00,792 Please welcome AVN's 2018 Best New Starlet, 1008 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:03,041 Jill Kassidy! 1009 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,083 ♪ rock music ♪ 1010 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:10,959 ♪♪♪ 1011 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:17,542 When my name was announced on this stage last year, 1012 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:19,417 I freaked out. 1013 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,250 I...[laughs] 1014 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:22,792 I still can't believe that 1015 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:26,166 with so many talented girls up for this award 1016 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,875 that the honor of winning Best New Starlet 1017 00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:30,375 had been given to me. 1018 00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:32,417 [cheers and applause] 1019 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:35,542 I am really proud to have held this title, 1020 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:38,250 and I am very excited that tonight, 1021 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,500 in these last few moments, 1022 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:44,250 I get to pass it on to the next girl. 1023 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:46,166 Here are this year's nominees 1024 00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:47,834 for Best New Starlet. 1025 00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:49,083 [cheers and applause] 1026 00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:52,041 [electronic whooshing and clicking] 1027 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:57,625 [crunch] 1028 00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:07,333 ♪♪♪ 1029 00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:54,041 [cheers and applause] 1030 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:56,041 And the winner is... 1031 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,500 - [woman] Oh, my God! - [squeals softly] 1032 00:41:58,583 --> 00:41:59,500 [woman whoops] 1033 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,917 Ivy Wolfe! 1034 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,875 ♪ sunny electronic music ♪ 1035 00:42:03,959 --> 00:42:08,875 ♪♪♪ 1036 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:24,125 [cheers and applause] 1037 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:27,000 Hi. [laughs] 1038 00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:30,667 I really can't believe this just happened, honestly. 1039 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:33,792 I'm kind of in shock right now. [laughs] 1040 00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,834 But I just wanna thank everybody, honestly. 1041 00:42:36,917 --> 00:42:38,792 I wanna thank every single person I've worked with. 1042 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:40,375 I wanna thank every director, 1043 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,208 every PA, every single person, my agency-- 1044 00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:45,333 I just--thank you guys. 1045 00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:48,083 [cheers and applause] 1046 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:53,291 ♪♪♪ 1047 00:42:56,417 --> 00:42:58,625 [excited chatter] 1048 00:42:58,709 --> 00:42:59,667 [laughter and cheers] 1049 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,000 I'm Charlotte Stokely, 1050 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:04,458 and welcome to the 2019 AVN Show. 1051 00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:07,291 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 1052 00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:11,083 ♪♪♪ 1053 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,375 Oh, my God, I found Ella! 1054 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:14,542 ♪♪♪ 1055 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,500 I'm showing the boys and girls back home 1056 00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:17,458 what they're missing out on. 1057 00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:19,041 Yeah, get here! 1058 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,000 [breathy moan] 1059 00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:21,417 You guys having fun yet? 1060 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,667 - [all] Yeah! - [Charlotte] Yeah! 1061 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:23,834 I'm having a great time. 1062 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:26,041 I feel like this is just a big, huge party. 1063 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:29,000 ♪♪♪ 1064 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,959 Ooh! 1065 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,458 [Sofi] I love meeting fans and hanging out with them. 1066 00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:34,250 I can give them hugs and say hi, 1067 00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:35,792 and I love it. 1068 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,250 [Kimmy] I just love meeting people 1069 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:41,750 that admire the work that I do and just jerk off to me. 1070 00:43:41,834 --> 00:43:43,166 It's the coolest shit. 1071 00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:44,375 [Charlotte] 'Cause not only do you get 1072 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:45,792 to meet your favorite stars, 1073 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,834 but you also get to meet them in sexy lingerie. 1074 00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:52,041 ♪♪♪ 1075 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,917 They get to take pictures with you and grab your boobs? 1076 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,083 Yup. 1077 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,208 That sounds like a great time to me. 1078 00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:57,333 Let's shake our tits. 1079 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:59,125 ♪♪♪ 1080 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,417 Not only do you get to meet your favorite porn stars, 1081 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,875 but you also get to play in the Lair, 1082 00:44:03,959 --> 00:44:07,083 "an interactive kinky playspace." 1083 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,375 It's interactive. 1084 00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,750 It's like an arcade game but for your wiener. 1085 00:44:10,834 --> 00:44:13,000 I might dabble in fetish a little bit. 1086 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:14,542 I think everybody actually dabbles a little bit, 1087 00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:16,125 whether they admit it or not. 1088 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,542 [Charlotte] Absolutely, and that's a great reason 1089 00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:18,542 to come to the convention: 1090 00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:20,375 to experience more things 1091 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:21,917 that you didn't know you were into yet. 1092 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,125 I've seen a lot of kinky shit, 1093 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,583 but I've never seen this before. [laughs] 1094 00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:26,208 Thank you for coming by. 1095 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:28,041 You're the most enthusiastic person we've had all morning. 1096 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:30,375 - Oh, my God, I just came. - Whoo! 1097 00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:31,667 I'm not wearing any panties. 1098 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,375 [moans] 1099 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,125 We should, like, just sleep in the same bed. 1100 00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:38,500 [gasps] Right now? Okay. Cut the camera. 1101 00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,250 Hosting the show is living up 1102 00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:44,417 to everything we hoped it would be, 1103 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,208 but I'm gonna be honest: 1104 00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:50,500 I was not prepared for all of the dress changes tonight. 1105 00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:52,041 Well, wait a minute. 1106 00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,959 How many times are you actually planning on changing? 1107 00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:56,667 Well, every time I leave the stage, 1108 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:59,834 I put on my backstage outfit, 1109 00:44:59,917 --> 00:45:03,917 and then I either put something new on to come out in, 1110 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,583 or I just put on whatever I was wearing before. 1111 00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:10,375 That means you have, like, six changes? 1112 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,083 That's just crazy. 1113 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,583 I know. 1114 00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:15,834 And I didn't know about all these changes ahead of time, 1115 00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:18,750 so I'm gonna be out of outfits in, like, two awards. 1116 00:45:18,834 --> 00:45:19,959 We'll just bring out the next presenters, 1117 00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:21,792 and then we'll just go to the mall real quick. 1118 00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:23,583 Okay. 1119 00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:26,125 I'm gonna go put on my backstage outfit 1120 00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:27,417 so we can go. 1121 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:28,625 Okay, wh-- 1122 00:45:28,709 --> 00:45:30,000 Please welcome to the stage 1123 00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:31,875 three women that don't need changing: 1124 00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:35,000 Christiana Cinn, Prinzzess, and Haley Reed. 1125 00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:37,417 ♪ heavy rock music ♪ 1126 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:42,583 ♪♪♪ 1127 00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:49,333 Say hi to AVN. 1128 00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:51,291 [cheers and applause] 1129 00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:53,125 [Haley chuckles] 1130 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,959 According to the dictionary, 1131 00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:57,834 an actress is someone who inhabits a role, 1132 00:45:57,917 --> 00:46:00,959 looks super sexy, has passionate sex, 1133 00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,959 and can carry a story while having an orgy. 1134 00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:06,834 It really says that, like, in the dictionary 1135 00:46:06,917 --> 00:46:08,458 in a library? 1136 00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:13,125 Uh, yeah, in the 2019 AVN porn dictionary. 1137 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:15,208 I found one backstage. 1138 00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:17,500 [gasps] Oh, well, that totally makes sense. 1139 00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:21,750 And these women definitely define that description, 1140 00:46:21,834 --> 00:46:26,417 and they are the nominees for Best Actress. 1141 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,125 [cheers and applause] 1142 00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:31,125 [electronic whooshing and clicking] 1143 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,917 I don't feel very beautiful. 1144 00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:46,375 But you are missing one very important thing-- 1145 00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:49,709 the one thing that money will never buy you. 1146 00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,750 I'm offering you love. 1147 00:46:52,834 --> 00:46:54,041 I'm just here for summer break. 1148 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,667 [inhales] Tells me you'd make a great husband. 1149 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:04,083 Now, that's embarrassing. 1150 00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:05,583 Well, it would've been worse if you had said 1151 00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:08,250 you were some kind of monster, right? 1152 00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:09,667 Why do you listen to this crap? 1153 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:17,458 What category do I fall under? 1154 00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:19,333 The dumb sorority girl? 1155 00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:20,834 The batshit crazy chick? 1156 00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:22,125 Oh, no, no, no. Let me guess. 1157 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,500 I'm the naive head nodder 1158 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:24,959 who believes every word of bullshit 1159 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:26,834 that comes out of your mouth. 1160 00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:28,041 Help! 1161 00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:33,625 [woman screams] 1162 00:47:33,709 --> 00:47:34,542 I'm gonna go. 1163 00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:36,041 Why? 1164 00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:37,917 This is just too weird. I... 1165 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,083 I didn't know-- I never--I never would've. 1166 00:47:41,166 --> 00:47:41,917 What's wrong with you? 1167 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,625 It's just too weird. 1168 00:47:43,709 --> 00:47:45,458 [cheers and applause] 1169 00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:48,041 And the winner is... 1170 00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:52,792 [both] Eliza Jane! 1171 00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:53,709 Whoo! 1172 00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:58,959 ♪♪♪ 1173 00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:05,625 Way to go. 1174 00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:12,291 [exhales] Oh, wow! 1175 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,959 That's super cool. Uh... 1176 00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:16,375 Pure Taboo, you've been amazing. 1177 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:17,667 The cast and crew of Anne 1178 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,959 was beyond anything I could've asked for. 1179 00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,583 Um, my awesome date tonight-- 1180 00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,291 I couldn't ask for anyone better. 1181 00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,000 And to sex workers everywhere, whether you're here 1182 00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,500 or not in this room with us tonight, 1183 00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:30,625 you're amazing. 1184 00:48:30,709 --> 00:48:33,250 You have all my support. 1185 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:36,542 I've really had the time of my life as Eliza Jane. 1186 00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:37,625 Thank you. 1187 00:48:37,709 --> 00:48:40,458 [cheers and applause] 1188 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:45,625 ♪♪♪ 1189 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,792 [gasps, moans] 1190 00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,250 Oh, my goodness. It's so big. 1191 00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,667 Yeah? 1192 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,458 ♪ jaunty music ♪ 1193 00:48:56,542 --> 00:49:01,458 ♪♪♪ 1194 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:06,750 There's just no words to describe this. 1195 00:49:06,834 --> 00:49:08,041 I hope it fits. 1196 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,125 [male narrator] In the landscape 1197 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,417 of adult film male talent, 1198 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,083 rarely does a unique personality come along 1199 00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,166 such as Dredd. 1200 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,625 - Hello. - [laughs] 1201 00:49:16,709 --> 00:49:19,166 [narrator] Tonight, Dredd and Little Dredd 1202 00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,333 sit down to commiserate on the long, hard journey 1203 00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:26,166 to the 2019 AVN Awards. 1204 00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:27,917 - What happened? - It's huge. 1205 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,417 - What's going on? - [gasps] 1206 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,250 Yeah, yeah, get that. You know, I don't have hands. 1207 00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:32,583 - Fix you up a little bit. - Are my glasses good? 1208 00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:33,750 There you go. 1209 00:49:33,834 --> 00:49:34,917 Did I say how much I like your shoes? 1210 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,208 Oh, well, thank you very much. 1211 00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:37,458 I mean, I'm lookin' at 'em most of the day. 1212 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,959 [laughs] 1213 00:49:39,041 --> 00:49:41,959 Twenty nineteen AVNs. We are here. 1214 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,333 - I'm really excited... - Mm-hmm. 1215 00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:45,166 - I agree. - ...that we've made it. 1216 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,083 We're up for Male Performer of the Year. 1217 00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:49,125 Finally, yes. 1218 00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:50,625 My only question is, 1219 00:49:50,709 --> 00:49:52,125 what took 'em so long? 1220 00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:53,959 The fact that we are here-- I'm ecstatic, 1221 00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,166 and I hope you are too. 1222 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,250 I am at full attention. 1223 00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:58,667 [chuckles] I can see that. 1224 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:01,166 [snickers] We've done some great gapes together, 1225 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:04,208 but who would you say was your favorite gape? 1226 00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:06,083 Oof. My favorite. 1227 00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:08,375 That is a tough question, as you know. 1228 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:09,750 That's why I asked. 1229 00:50:09,834 --> 00:50:11,208 Well, one of them, off the top of my head-- 1230 00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:13,166 and I'm sure you'll agree with me on this-- 1231 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,041 is, uh, Kissa Sins. 1232 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,041 Oh, my God. I was just gonna say that. 1233 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,834 That is a cavernous area right there. 1234 00:50:18,917 --> 00:50:20,625 I really agree with you. 1235 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,917 When we unleash us upon them, 1236 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,583 we tear their organs apart. 1237 00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,125 That's just a fact. 1238 00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:28,709 "Rearrange furniture," as I like to say. 1239 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:29,875 - [laughs] - Because of you, 1240 00:50:29,959 --> 00:50:32,792 uh, we've actually had females-- 1241 00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:35,458 There was one time when one left the set. 1242 00:50:35,542 --> 00:50:37,125 I dropped my pants, and you came out. 1243 00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:40,709 She pretty much said, "Oh, my God. Hell no. 1244 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:42,375 - There's no way." - Damn right. 1245 00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:43,458 - [laughs] - Personally, 1246 00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:45,583 I think it was all your fault. 1247 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,333 [crickets chirping] 1248 00:50:49,792 --> 00:50:51,542 I'm noticing some bruises on you. 1249 00:50:51,625 --> 00:50:53,417 Oh, you got me. I gotta confess. 1250 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,250 You know the other night when you were like, 1251 00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,875 "I'm so tired. I'm just gonna go to bed"? 1252 00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:59,208 - Yeah? - You did go to bed, 1253 00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:00,333 and I didn't. 1254 00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:01,709 I always hear you talking 1255 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:02,834 about all these parties. 1256 00:51:02,917 --> 00:51:04,291 I went and checked one out. 1257 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:06,041 I grabbed the camera crew, 1258 00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:07,834 we went upstairs, and we mingled. 1259 00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:09,291 I didn't give any consent 1260 00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:11,792 to anything that went on with you. 1261 00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:13,500 You wanna see the footage? 1262 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,792 ♪♪♪ 1263 00:51:15,875 --> 00:51:17,000 Whoo! 1264 00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,959 I'm Dredd's dick! 1265 00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:21,250 - How are you doing? - Oh, my God! 1266 00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:23,125 You just gave me a mushroom stamp on my face. 1267 00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:26,000 I gotta experience what AVN's all about 1268 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,417 and meet all the hot porn stars. 1269 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,583 I feel like you've already met most of them. 1270 00:51:30,667 --> 00:51:32,792 I've crushed most of them. 1271 00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:34,083 Do you wanna go home with me tonight? 1272 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:36,875 Whoa! I don't know if Dredd will approve, 1273 00:51:36,959 --> 00:51:39,041 but you know what? He's sleeping. 1274 00:51:39,125 --> 00:51:42,291 [Dredd snoring] 1275 00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:47,291 I'm just curious: how did you get separated? 1276 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,709 Uh, we don't have enough time to talk about that. 1277 00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:51,375 It's time to have fun. 1278 00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:53,041 Would you lick my balls? 1279 00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:55,375 Do you think you could take me? 1280 00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:57,834 I think I could take you in my fucking pussy. 1281 00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,333 I love a challenge. 1282 00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:00,834 I'm having a lot of fun. 1283 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,417 I've never seen you like this before. 1284 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,333 I know. I'm letting it loose! 1285 00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:05,583 Drink, drink, drink! 1286 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:06,750 Aw, yeah! 1287 00:52:06,834 --> 00:52:08,417 Yeah! 1288 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,709 So ticklish! [laughing] 1289 00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:12,417 Om-yum-yum-yum-yum. 1290 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:15,041 I hope he sleeps forever! 1291 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:19,208 AVN 2019 porn awards! 1292 00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:19,792 [thuds] 1293 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,417 [snoring] 1294 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,125 Hey, hey. 1295 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,625 Oh, sorry, sorry. 1296 00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:25,291 - Back up here, okay. - It was--it was a long night. 1297 00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:26,625 - Yeah. - I have a mouth. 1298 00:52:26,709 --> 00:52:27,834 I got a brain. 1299 00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,458 I don't have ears, 1300 00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:31,542 so forever, I've been trying to read your lips 1301 00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:33,542 and everyone else, and for the longest, 1302 00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:36,166 I thought your name was Fred. 1303 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,583 And I was like, 1304 00:52:37,667 --> 00:52:41,417 "Me and Fred are gonna do some damage right now." 1305 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,458 Well, this has been great. 1306 00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:44,250 I think we need to do this more often. 1307 00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:46,041 I agree. Whoa. 1308 00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:48,041 It's like looking in a mirror. 1309 00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:50,166 Hey, Dredd, where you going? 1310 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,458 Wait, Dredd! Come back here! 1311 00:52:51,542 --> 00:52:52,917 You can't leave without me! 1312 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,500 What're you gonna do, finger-bang these girls? 1313 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,500 They don't give awards for finger-banging. 1314 00:52:57,583 --> 00:52:58,917 You need me, son! 1315 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,709 God damn it! I love you, Dredd. 1316 00:53:00,792 --> 00:53:03,375 ♪ electronic music ♪ 1317 00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:06,625 ♪♪♪ 1318 00:53:06,709 --> 00:53:10,208 It seems like the standards for this next award 1319 00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:14,000 keep getting harder and harder. 1320 00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:15,750 [chuckles] 1321 00:53:15,834 --> 00:53:19,208 Thankfully, getting harder and harder 1322 00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:22,667 is no problem for this group of men. 1323 00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:26,709 Here are the nominees for Male Performer of the Year. 1324 00:53:26,792 --> 00:53:29,375 [electronic whooshing and clicking] 1325 00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:39,834 ♪ Hey ♪ 1326 00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,250 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1327 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:48,083 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1328 00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:51,917 [Haley] Oh, my God. 1329 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,291 And the winner is... 1330 00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,792 [all] Manuel Ferrara! 1331 00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:59,792 ♪ rock music ♪ 1332 00:53:59,875 --> 00:54:04,417 ♪♪♪ 1333 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,041 Good job. 1334 00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:09,000 [cheers and applause] 1335 00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:14,208 [Manuel] Holy shit. 1336 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,917 This is number six, guys. Thank you so much. 1337 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,166 Um, I'd like to thank my wife-- 1338 00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:22,375 my beautiful Kayden Kross. 1339 00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:24,792 I love so much, baby. 1340 00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,959 I can't wait to watch you win the Director of the Year. 1341 00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:28,208 I love you so much. 1342 00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:33,458 ♪♪♪ 1343 00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,417 How are you, man? 1344 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,291 I'm too old for all this shit, man. 1345 00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:43,250 Young guys deserve it more than me. 1346 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,959 - Thank you so much. - [laughs] 1347 00:54:45,041 --> 00:54:47,083 [hosts speaking indistinctly] 1348 00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:48,500 All right, buddy, look, I'm sorry, 1349 00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:50,542 but I'm gonna have to put you back in my pants. 1350 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,125 But you're not gonna stay there long, all right? 1351 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,375 It's AVN Awards night, 1352 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:55,333 and everybody gets laid tonight, 1353 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,417 including you. 1354 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:59,709 It's time to have fun! Aw, yeah! 1355 00:54:59,792 --> 00:55:01,542 - [woman] ...is no problem... - Oh, my good-- 1356 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:02,959 [Britney] Is this your first AVN win? 1357 00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:05,542 This is my first time holding an AVN trophy. 1358 00:55:05,625 --> 00:55:07,208 - Oh, my God. - It's so heavy. 1359 00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,667 I'm gonna get so buff, 'cause I'm never 1360 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:09,875 gonna put this down. 1361 00:55:09,959 --> 00:55:12,166 [with English accent] All right, so... 1362 00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,625 [Britney] What got you interested 1363 00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:16,417 in wanting to join the adult industry? 1364 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:19,125 I was just kind of, like, on a sexual freedom journey, 1365 00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,375 and it was, like, a slow process, 1366 00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:21,667 and then all the sudden, it was like... 1367 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,125 [rasping demonically] "All right, let's do this." 1368 00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,458 [laughter] 1369 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,625 It is now my great pleasure 1370 00:55:27,709 --> 00:55:32,083 to be joined by the 2019 AVN trophy girls, 1371 00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:36,542 Gianna Dior and Athena Faris! 1372 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:38,125 [cheers and applause] 1373 00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,458 Thank you so much, Esther. 1374 00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:41,417 We're so happy to be your trophy girls. 1375 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,000 It really is a dream come true. 1376 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:46,834 That's so great to hear. Now, I have a question. 1377 00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:49,583 Since no one spends more time onstage than you two, 1378 00:55:49,667 --> 00:55:51,125 are there any tips you have 1379 00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:53,041 for any of the winners that are left tonight? 1380 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,291 You bet we do. 1381 00:55:54,375 --> 00:55:55,583 First of all, 1382 00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:58,125 think of your acceptance speech like a sex scene. 1383 00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:01,625 You might get choked up and your mascara might run, 1384 00:56:01,709 --> 00:56:04,625 but always keep eye contact with the camera. 1385 00:56:04,709 --> 00:56:07,542 It looks hot. Maybe even drool a little. 1386 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:10,250 Also, from the moment you hear your name 1387 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:11,500 and you get on the stage, 1388 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:13,834 treat it like the end of a sex scene. 1389 00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,750 Be ready to pop, 1390 00:56:15,834 --> 00:56:19,208 and please, don't go on and on and on for a long time. 1391 00:56:19,291 --> 00:56:21,458 Oh, wow. That's really helpful. 1392 00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:22,875 Anything else? 1393 00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:24,250 Yup. When you're the host, 1394 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:25,500 make sure you know the perfect time 1395 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,250 to bring up the next presenters. 1396 00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:29,250 Cool. Cool. 1397 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,625 [laughter] 1398 00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:34,333 Kay, the perfect time is now. 1399 00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:38,959 Oh! Please welcome to the stage Gia Paige and, 1400 00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:42,959 for the very first time onstage anywhere ever, 1401 00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:45,792 Johnny Castle! 1402 00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:51,000 ♪♪♪ 1403 00:56:56,417 --> 00:56:58,250 Wow. 1404 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,458 We get to give out one of the biggest awards 1405 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,208 of our industry: 1406 00:57:02,291 --> 00:57:04,458 Female Performer of the Year. 1407 00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:06,959 I know! 1408 00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:10,166 I think it says a lot about us that we're the presenters. 1409 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:11,667 I agree. 1410 00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,583 But what does it say? 1411 00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:15,667 Pretty sure it says we didn't win. 1412 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,375 - [laughter] - Mm. 1413 00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:20,291 Well, let's find out who did win. 1414 00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:24,166 Here are the nominees for Female Performer of the Year. 1415 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:26,625 [electronic clicking] 1416 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,709 And the winner is... 1417 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,542 [both] Angela White! 1418 00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:31,709 ♪♪♪ 1419 00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:47,500 [laughs] 1420 00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:49,583 [cheers and applause] 1421 00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:52,542 Thank you, AVN, for this incredible honor. 1422 00:58:52,625 --> 00:58:55,000 [exhales] I couldn't be up here tonight 1423 00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:58,333 without the support of so many of you. 1424 00:58:58,417 --> 00:59:01,625 This industry is so special to me. 1425 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,166 It is innovative, it's progressive, 1426 00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:06,542 and it's inclusive 1427 00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:09,500 and, ultimately, it's important. 1428 00:59:09,583 --> 00:59:10,709 Yeah. 1429 00:59:10,792 --> 00:59:12,041 [cheers and applause] 1430 00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:14,542 And I'm so, so proud 1431 00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:18,041 to be here with you tonight to celebrate our achievements. 1432 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:20,166 Thank you. 1433 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:25,125 ♪♪♪ 1434 00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:31,208 I can't help but feel like we're missing something 1435 00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:33,083 out here onstage. 1436 00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:34,625 - Like what? - [woman] Gia's ass. 1437 00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:36,583 - [laughs] - I don't know. 1438 00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:38,917 We look hot, the cameras are rolling, 1439 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,291 the lights are on, and we're ready for action. 1440 00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:46,000 But we can't have action without a director. 1441 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,750 If only there was some way for us 1442 00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,083 to get a director up here with us. 1443 00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:52,959 Let's read the list of the next nominees 1444 00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:54,959 and see if that helps. 1445 00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:58,333 Here are the nominees for Director of the Year. 1446 00:59:58,417 --> 01:00:02,667 [cheers and applause] 1447 01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:04,834 [electronic clicking] 1448 01:00:06,709 --> 01:00:08,166 ♪ Let's go! ♪ 1449 01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:27,542 And the winner is... 1450 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,000 [both] Kayden Kross! 1451 01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:33,000 ♪ rock music ♪ 1452 01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:38,000 ♪♪♪ 1453 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:54,333 [cheers and applause] 1454 01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:56,208 [Kayden sniffles] Thank you. 1455 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,208 [man] Kayden! 1456 01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:01,500 Greg Lansky, you told me this was possible. 1457 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:02,625 I didn't think it was. [laughs] 1458 01:01:02,709 --> 01:01:04,125 Thank you. 1459 01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:07,792 Manuel, you have been there for everything. 1460 01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:10,041 But most of all, thank you, performers. 1461 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,291 I know how hard it is. 1462 01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:14,333 I know because I've been there. I have been you. 1463 01:01:14,417 --> 01:01:16,000 [cheers and applause] 1464 01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:18,333 Love you! 1465 01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:21,417 The resilience it takes, the confidence it takes-- 1466 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:22,750 thank you for your strength. 1467 01:01:22,834 --> 01:01:27,959 ♪♪♪ 1468 01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,583 Thank you so much. I love you. Thank you so much. 1469 01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:37,375 [Britney] So you're the second person 1470 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:39,083 to win two times in a row. 1471 01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:40,375 How does that feel? 1472 01:01:40,458 --> 01:01:42,333 Um, absolutely incredible. 1473 01:01:42,417 --> 01:01:44,166 It's-it's an amazing honor. 1474 01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:45,834 [Britney] How you gonna celebrate tonight? 1475 01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:47,500 Well, I'm waiting for my wife to, uh, 1476 01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,750 win Director of the Year, 1477 01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:51,000 and then we're, uh, probably gonna have sex. 1478 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:51,834 - [Manuel] You know. - [Britney] It's a big night 1479 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,083 for your family altogether. 1480 01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:55,667 Your husband just won a big award--and you, 1481 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,208 and so how are you guys gonna celebrate? 1482 01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:59,458 [Kayden] Um... 1483 01:01:59,542 --> 01:02:01,125 well, you know. [laughs] 1484 01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:03,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He already told us, actually. 1485 01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:04,667 - Such a great speech. - Thank you. 1486 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:05,875 Is there anything that you left out 1487 01:02:05,959 --> 01:02:07,041 that you'd like to say now, behind... 1488 01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,291 I--well, you know what? 1489 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:09,583 I'd like to thank the fans, 1490 01:02:09,667 --> 01:02:11,333 because the--without the fans, 1491 01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:13,000 we wouldn't be able to do any of this, 1492 01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:15,917 and-and they always inspire me to do better. 1493 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,250 [Britney] What do you think it is about you 1494 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,417 that sets you apart from all these other guys? 1495 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,959 My foreskin. 1496 01:02:20,041 --> 01:02:21,583 How much water is on my face right now? 1497 01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:23,500 That's okay. You won such a big award. 1498 01:02:23,583 --> 01:02:25,000 Of course you're gonna be emotional. 1499 01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,667 [Manuel] I forgot to thank AVN. Oh, my God. 1500 01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:28,375 - Oh, my gosh! Ah! - AVN, thank you! 1501 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,333 Thank you, AVN. Thank you. 1502 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:35,375 ♪♪♪ 1503 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,583 Thank you, Kayden, for teaching me how to act 1504 01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:40,125 without a dick in my mouth. [laughs] 1505 01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,583 I think the best thing about sex with a woman 1506 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:43,083 is just being with Kissa Sins, 1507 01:02:43,166 --> 01:02:44,625 because she's so fucking genuine. 1508 01:02:44,709 --> 01:02:47,041 ♪♪♪ 1509 01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:48,667 [Kayden] Greg Lansky. [laughs] 1510 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:51,834 This is you. This is you. 1511 01:02:51,917 --> 01:02:53,375 Tori Black, I wish you were here, 1512 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:55,417 because, fuck, you're good. 1513 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,000 [Chanel] ...why I want to dedicate this win 1514 01:02:57,083 --> 01:02:58,667 to all of my fellow transgender peers 1515 01:02:58,750 --> 01:02:59,917 who have been nominated. 1516 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,667 - [cheers and applause] - [Chanel laughs] 1517 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,750 Trans people are not taboo nor a fetish. 1518 01:03:03,834 --> 01:03:06,875 We are people who want to be allowed to work, 1519 01:03:06,959 --> 01:03:09,959 to serve in our country, and, most importantly, 1520 01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:11,458 live a life of our own choosing 1521 01:03:11,542 --> 01:03:13,083 just like anybody else. 1522 01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:15,458 I love you guys. Thank you. 1523 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,083 It truly is my honor to introduce a man 1524 01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:21,500 that dedicates his work to fighting for us, 1525 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:24,625 advancing our industry on every platform, 1526 01:03:24,709 --> 01:03:27,166 and stands firmly as a voice for positivity 1527 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:29,458 and inclusiveness in our community. 1528 01:03:29,542 --> 01:03:30,959 Along with Whitney Wright, 1529 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,792 please welcome the chief executive officer 1530 01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:36,291 of the AVN Media Network, 1531 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,291 Tony Rios! 1532 01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:41,333 ♪ rock music ♪ 1533 01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:46,000 ♪♪♪ 1534 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:49,000 [chuckles] Thank you. 1535 01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:52,417 Camming is such a large part of our industry, 1536 01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:55,625 and it grows every year more and more. 1537 01:03:55,709 --> 01:03:58,667 The ability to be a cam performer offers fans 1538 01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:02,959 a personal experience with the entertainers they love. 1539 01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:06,041 It allows men and women who use camming 1540 01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:09,667 the opportunity to freely express themselves 1541 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:13,333 and use their talents any way they choose. 1542 01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:17,959 These first nominees chose to use their imagination, 1543 01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:21,583 interests, sewing machines, and hard work 1544 01:04:21,667 --> 01:04:24,166 to become some of the best in the world, 1545 01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:28,417 and all that hard work is not just recognized by AVN 1546 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:30,709 but by fans as well 1547 01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:35,542 because this and the next award are decided by the fans. 1548 01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,583 Here are the nominees 1549 01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:41,583 for the fan award for Favorite Cam Cosplayer. 1550 01:04:41,667 --> 01:04:43,166 ♪ dramatic percussion ♪ 1551 01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:46,166 - [electronic humming] - ♪ marching band music ♪ 1552 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:51,125 ♪♪♪ 1553 01:05:13,792 --> 01:05:15,834 [cheers and applause] 1554 01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:18,083 And the award goes to... 1555 01:05:19,792 --> 01:05:21,792 [both] Elise Laurenne. 1556 01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:26,959 ♪♪♪ 1557 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,000 Thank you. 1558 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,125 So, uh, I lost my voice. 1559 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:42,792 Okay, so hi, my name is Jen. 1560 01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,333 I'm one of Elisa's best friends. 1561 01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,166 I'm taking over for her, but she wanted to thank 1562 01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:47,709 her Butt Freckle Cult. 1563 01:05:47,792 --> 01:05:49,333 She's so grateful to get this award. 1564 01:05:49,417 --> 01:05:50,959 - [quietly] Yes. Thank you. - Yes, and what else? 1565 01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:53,291 - Tell them. [laughs] - Stay creative. 1566 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,500 Stay creative! Whoo! Congratulations! 1567 01:05:56,583 --> 01:06:01,291 ♪♪♪ 1568 01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:10,208 What makes camming so special 1569 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:13,542 is that it allows each performer the abilities 1570 01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:18,542 to truly connect with our fans, and when it comes to camming, 1571 01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,291 it's those relationships 1572 01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:23,333 that make all the work and performing worth it. 1573 01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:26,750 Tonight, the fans get to speak again 1574 01:06:26,834 --> 01:06:30,083 and show how strong those relationships really are. 1575 01:06:30,166 --> 01:06:32,083 Here are the nominees 1576 01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:37,000 for the fan award for Favorite Cam Girl. 1577 01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:39,750 - [electronic humming] - ♪ marching band music ♪ 1578 01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:44,875 ♪♪♪ 1579 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:11,959 And the winner is... 1580 01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:15,792 [both] Kati3kat! 1581 01:07:15,875 --> 01:07:21,041 ♪♪♪ 1582 01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:35,375 Wow. If, uh--if somebody had told me four years ago 1583 01:07:35,458 --> 01:07:37,917 that I would be up on this stage 1584 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,417 three years in a row, I swear, 1585 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,208 I would not have believed them. 1586 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:45,709 I've never found a group of girls more supportive 1587 01:07:45,792 --> 01:07:49,291 and a group of people who have seen every part of me 1588 01:07:49,375 --> 01:07:52,458 when I play video games and when I just hang out. 1589 01:07:52,542 --> 01:07:54,083 I have the biggest supporters, 1590 01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:56,083 and thank you so much for your votes. 1591 01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:57,667 Thank you, AVN, for an amazing platform. 1592 01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:58,875 Thank you, My Free Cams. 1593 01:07:58,959 --> 01:08:00,458 Thank you so much, KKC. 1594 01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:02,583 Fuck you. Fuck you. Peace out. 1595 01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:03,625 Peace out! 1596 01:08:03,709 --> 01:08:08,875 ♪♪♪ 1597 01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,542 - [squeals] Yes! - Thank you. 1598 01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:15,208 - You're gonna go this way. - [man] This way. This way. 1599 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:16,750 [Britney] Is this your first AVN win? 1600 01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:18,667 - [Elise] Yes, it is. - [Britney] Oh, my God! 1601 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:19,625 - [Britney] Congratulations. - [Elise] I'm very excited. 1602 01:08:19,709 --> 01:08:21,208 Thank you. 1603 01:08:21,291 --> 01:08:22,667 What do you want to say to your fans that voted for you? 1604 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,834 I love you. I love you a lot. 1605 01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:27,208 Thank you so much for voting for me, 1606 01:08:27,291 --> 01:08:29,250 especially to my Butt Freckle Cult. 1607 01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,083 Y'all are amazing. Thank you. 1608 01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:33,667 [Kati3kat] What I have to say to the Kati3kat Crew, the KKC: 1609 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:35,375 you are a crazy group of members. 1610 01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:37,709 You guys know how awkward I am, 1611 01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:41,166 and getting me up on that stage every year is-- 1612 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:44,041 I hate you for it. I love you. Thank you. 1613 01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:46,208 I appreciate you, and, most importantly, 1614 01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:47,417 fuck you. 1615 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,875 Fuck you. [laughs] Seriously. 1616 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,417 [Britney] How are you gonna celebrate tonight? 1617 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,041 Getting really, really, really drunk 1618 01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:55,875 and pretending I did not act as awkward as I thought I did 1619 01:08:55,959 --> 01:08:57,667 - up on that stage. - [both laugh] 1620 01:08:57,750 --> 01:08:59,500 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 1621 01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:02,500 please welcome the final presenters of the evening: 1622 01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:05,667 Adria Rae, Steve Holmes, and Gina Valentina. 1623 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:10,834 ♪♪♪ 1624 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:16,959 This final award is only for winners. 1625 01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:17,709 Literally. 1626 01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:19,166 In order to win, 1627 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,875 you have to already won tonight. 1628 01:09:21,959 --> 01:09:24,750 Let's find out who the double winner is. 1629 01:09:24,834 --> 01:09:28,417 Here are the nominees for Movie of the Year. 1630 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:31,417 [electronic whooshing and clicking] 1631 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:09,125 And the winner... 1632 01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:12,667 for Movie of the Year... 1633 01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:16,959 [all] The Possession of Mrs. Hyde! 1634 01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:18,834 [Steve] Wicked Pictures! 1635 01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:24,083 ♪♪♪ 1636 01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:36,166 I just wanna dedicate this to all the people at AVN-- 1637 01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:40,625 the guys who spend weeks locked in a room 1638 01:10:40,709 --> 01:10:43,333 watching every single movie, 1639 01:10:43,417 --> 01:10:45,375 debating--really debating on the merits 1640 01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,792 of every one of them, 1641 01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,834 that, to the outside world, you guys have a dream job, 1642 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,750 but-but I know how hard it is, 1643 01:10:52,834 --> 01:10:55,250 and-and I really appreciate it and I value it, 1644 01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:57,583 and that is why, after 30 years, 1645 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:00,750 winning one of these, uh, still means a lot to me. 1646 01:11:00,834 --> 01:11:02,000 Thank you so much. 1647 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:06,959 ♪♪♪ 1648 01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:14,500 - [Axel] Are you excited? - Yeah, excited, nervous. 1649 01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:15,542 [Axel] Is it--is it nerve-racking every time 1650 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:17,375 - that you step onstage? - Absolutely. 1651 01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:19,166 Actually, that was the most nerve-racking. 1652 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:20,375 - The most-- - The most nerve-racking? 1653 01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:21,709 - The most. The most, yeah. - Is it? 1654 01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:23,375 [DJ] AVN! 1655 01:11:23,458 --> 01:11:25,583 We need you on your feet right now! 1656 01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:27,333 [Cardi B] Bardi! 1657 01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:28,917 ♪ dramatic rock music ♪ 1658 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,375 [DJ] Hands in the air! 1659 01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:34,125 One, two, three, let's go! 1660 01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:35,542 ♪ Your bitch wanna party with Cardi ♪ 1661 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,542 ♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪ 1662 01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:40,166 ♪ Diamonds all over my body, shinin' all over my body ♪ 1663 01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:41,458 ♪ Cardi got your bitch on Molly ♪ 1664 01:11:41,542 --> 01:11:42,750 ♪ Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame ♪ 1665 01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:43,959 ♪ Bentley truck lane to lane ♪ 1666 01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:44,792 ♪ Blow out the brain ♪ 1667 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,041 ♪ I go insane, insane ♪ 1668 01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:47,458 ♪ I drop a check on the chain ♪ 1669 01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:48,959 ♪ Fuck up a check in the Flame ♪ 1670 01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:50,583 ♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪ 1671 01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:52,291 ♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪ 1672 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,542 ♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪ 1673 01:11:53,625 --> 01:11:55,500 ♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪ 1674 01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:57,083 ♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪ 1675 01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,792 ♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪ 1676 01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:00,208 ♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪ 1677 01:12:00,291 --> 01:12:01,625 ♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪ 1678 01:12:01,709 --> 01:12:03,250 ♪ Who get this motherfucker started ♪ 1679 01:12:03,333 --> 01:12:04,500 - ♪ Cardi ♪ - ♪ Who took your bitch ♪ 1680 01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:05,917 - ♪ Out to party ♪ - ♪ Cardi ♪ 1681 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,208 ♪ I took your bitch and departed ♪ 1682 01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:08,458 ♪ Who that be fly as a martian? 1683 01:12:08,542 --> 01:12:09,917 - ♪ Cardi ♪ - ♪ Who that on fleek ♪ 1684 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,375 - ♪ In the cut ♪ - ♪ Cardi ♪ 1685 01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:12,834 ♪ Who got them bricks in the truck ♪ 1686 01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,125 - ♪ Cardi ♪ - ♪ The diamonds gon' hit ♪ 1687 01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,208 ♪ Like a bitch on a bitchy-ass bitch ♪ 1688 01:12:15,291 --> 01:12:16,542 ♪ Bitch, you a wannabe Cardi ♪ 1689 01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,458 ♪ Red-bottom MJ moonwalk on a bitch ♪ 1690 01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:19,500 ♪ Moonwalkin' through your clique ♪ 1691 01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:21,458 ♪ I'm moonwalkin' in the six ♪ 1692 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,166 ♪ Sticky with the kick, moon rocks in this bitch ♪ 1693 01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:24,959 ♪ I'm from the motherfuckin' Bronx ♪ 1694 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,542 ♪ I keep the pump in the trunk ♪ 1695 01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,250 ♪ Bitch, if you bad, then jump ♪ 1696 01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:29,625 ♪ Might leave your bitch in a slump ♪ 1697 01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,291 ♪ Your bitch wanna party with Cardi ♪ 1698 01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:33,166 ♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪ 1699 01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:35,583 ♪ Diamonds all over my body, shinin' all over my body ♪ 1700 01:12:35,667 --> 01:12:37,166 ♪ Cardi got your bitch on Molly ♪ 1701 01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:38,333 ♪ Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame ♪ 1702 01:12:38,417 --> 01:12:39,709 ♪ Bentley truck lane to lane ♪ 1703 01:12:39,792 --> 01:12:41,667 ♪ Blow out the brain, I go insane, insane ♪ 1704 01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:43,166 ♪ I drop a check on the chain ♪ 1705 01:12:43,250 --> 01:12:44,667 ♪ Fuck up a check in the Flame ♪ 1706 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,166 ♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪ 1707 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:47,667 ♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪ 1708 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:49,166 ♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪ 1709 01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,792 ♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪ 1710 01:12:50,875 --> 01:12:52,667 ♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪ 1711 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:54,166 ♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪ 1712 01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,375 ♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪ 1713 01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:57,625 ♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪ 1714 01:12:57,709 --> 01:12:59,291 ♪ Step in this bitch in Givenchy ♪ 1715 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,375 ♪ Fuck up a check in Givenchy ♪ 1716 01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:02,500 ♪ Boss out the coupe and them inches ♪ 1717 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:03,834 ♪ I fuck up a bag at the Fendi ♪ 1718 01:13:03,917 --> 01:13:05,208 ♪ I fuck up a bag in a minute ♪ 1719 01:13:05,291 --> 01:13:06,625 ♪ Who you know drip like this ♪ 1720 01:13:06,709 --> 01:13:07,959 ♪ Who you know built like this ♪ 1721 01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:09,375 ♪ I'm poppin' shit like a dude ♪ 1722 01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:10,458 ♪ Pull up and pop at your crew ♪ 1723 01:13:10,542 --> 01:13:11,792 ♪ Brr, poppin' at you ♪ 1724 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,333 ♪ They say, "You basic" ♪ 1725 01:13:13,417 --> 01:13:14,500 ♪ I flooded the Rollie with diamonds ♪ 1726 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:15,917 ♪ I flooded the Patek and bracelet ♪ 1727 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,375 ♪ I got your bitch and she naked ♪ 1728 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:18,542 ♪ Ice on the cake when I bake it ♪ 1729 01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:19,959 ♪ I'm switchin' lanes in the Range ♪ 1730 01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:21,458 ♪ Swap out the dick for the brain ♪ 1731 01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:22,583 ♪ Swap out your bitch for your main ♪ 1732 01:13:22,667 --> 01:13:24,041 ♪ Swap out the trap for the fame ♪ 1733 01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:25,750 ♪ Ice on them Cardi B Cartier frames, bitch ♪ 1734 01:13:25,834 --> 01:13:27,166 ♪ Your bitch wanna party with Cardi ♪ 1735 01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:29,041 ♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪ 1736 01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:31,166 ♪ Diamonds all over my body, shinin' all over my body ♪ 1737 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:32,625 ♪ Cardi got your bitch on Molly ♪ 1738 01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:33,875 ♪ Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame ♪ 1739 01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:35,458 ♪ Bentley truck lane to lane ♪ 1740 01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,458 ♪ Blow out the brain, I go insane, insane ♪ 1741 01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:38,834 ♪ I drop a check on the chain ♪ 1742 01:13:38,917 --> 01:13:40,333 ♪ Fuck up a check in the Flame ♪ 1743 01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:41,625 ♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪ 1744 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,583 ♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪ 1745 01:13:43,667 --> 01:13:45,083 ♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪ 1746 01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:46,709 ♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪ 1747 01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:48,375 ♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪ 1748 01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,083 ♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪ 1749 01:13:50,166 --> 01:13:51,875 ♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪ 1750 01:13:51,959 --> 01:13:53,125 ♪ Cardi B brain on Offset ♪ 1751 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:54,166 Whoo-whoo-whoo! 1752 01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:56,208 [DJ] AVN, make some noise for Cardi B! 1753 01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:59,166 [cheers and applause] 1754 01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:01,625 [Cardi B] Sexy ladies. 1755 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,375 - Ay. - [DJ] Say what? 1756 01:14:04,458 --> 01:14:06,959 ♪ Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me ♪ 1757 01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:08,625 ♪ If you wanted to ♪ 1758 01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:10,500 ♪ These expensive, these is red bottoms ♪ 1759 01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:12,125 ♪ These is bloody shoes ♪ 1760 01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:14,333 ♪ Hit the store, I can get 'em both ♪ 1761 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,959 ♪ I don't wanna choose ♪ 1762 01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:18,125 ♪ And I'm quick, cut a nigga off ♪ 1763 01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:20,625 ♪ So don't get comfortable, look ♪ 1764 01:14:20,709 --> 01:14:24,417 ♪ I don't dance now, I make money move ♪ 1765 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,750 ♪ Say I don't gotta dance, I make money move ♪ 1766 01:14:27,834 --> 01:14:29,583 ♪ If I see you and I don't speak ♪ 1767 01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:31,500 ♪ That means I don't fuck with you ♪ 1768 01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:33,250 ♪ I'm a boss, you a worker ♪ 1769 01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:34,917 - ♪ Bitch ♪ - ♪ I make bloody moves ♪ 1770 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,291 ♪ Now she say she gon' do what to who ♪ 1771 01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:38,834 ♪ Let's find out and see ♪ 1772 01:14:38,917 --> 01:14:41,291 ♪ Cardi B, you know where I'm at ♪ 1773 01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:42,750 ♪ You know where I be ♪ 1774 01:14:42,834 --> 01:14:44,834 ♪ You in the club just to party ♪ 1775 01:14:44,917 --> 01:14:46,750 ♪ I'm there, I get paid a fee ♪ 1776 01:14:46,834 --> 01:14:48,792 ♪ I be in and out them banks so much ♪ 1777 01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:50,667 ♪ I know they're tired of me ♪ 1778 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,333 ♪ Honestly, don't give a fuck ♪ 1779 01:14:52,417 --> 01:14:54,291 ♪ 'Bout who in front of me ♪ 1780 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,041 ♪ Dropped two mixtapes in six months ♪ 1781 01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:57,625 ♪ What bitch working as hard as me ♪ 1782 01:14:57,709 --> 01:14:59,041 - [DJ] No one! - ♪ I don't bother ♪ 1783 01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,375 ♪ With these hos ♪ 1784 01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:01,750 ♪ Don't let these hos bother me ♪ 1785 01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:03,750 ♪ They see pictures, they say goals ♪ 1786 01:15:03,834 --> 01:15:05,542 - ♪ Bitch ♪ - [DJ] One, two, three! 1787 01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:06,583 - Turn up! - ♪ Look, I might just chill ♪ 1788 01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:08,083 ♪ In some BAPE ♪ 1789 01:15:08,166 --> 01:15:09,458 ♪ I might just chill with your boo ♪ 1790 01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:10,750 ♪ I might just feel on your babe ♪ 1791 01:15:10,834 --> 01:15:12,208 ♪ My pussy feel like a lake ♪ 1792 01:15:12,291 --> 01:15:13,166 ♪ He wanna swim with his face ♪ 1793 01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:15,125 ♪ I'm like, "Okay" ♪ 1794 01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:17,458 ♪ I let him get what he want, he buy me Yves Saint Laurent ♪ 1795 01:15:17,542 --> 01:15:19,583 ♪ And the new whip, when I go fast as a horse ♪ 1796 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,250 ♪ I got the pump in the trunk ♪ 1797 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,166 ♪ I'm the hottest in the street ♪ 1798 01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:24,917 ♪ Know you probably heard of me ♪ 1799 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,792 ♪ Got a bag and fixed my teeth ♪ 1800 01:15:26,875 --> 01:15:28,834 ♪ Hope you hos know it ain't cheap ♪ 1801 01:15:28,917 --> 01:15:30,583 ♪ And I pay my mama bills ♪ 1802 01:15:30,667 --> 01:15:32,625 ♪ I ain't got no time to chill ♪ 1803 01:15:32,709 --> 01:15:34,333 ♪ Think these hos be mad at me ♪ 1804 01:15:34,417 --> 01:15:36,458 ♪ Their baby father run a bill ♪ 1805 01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:37,500 - Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. - ♪ Said little bitch ♪ 1806 01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:39,125 ♪ You can't fuck with me ♪ 1807 01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:40,709 ♪ If you wanted to ♪ 1808 01:15:40,792 --> 01:15:42,583 ♪ These expensive, these is red bottoms ♪ 1809 01:15:42,667 --> 01:15:44,166 ♪ These is bloody shoes ♪ 1810 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,500 ♪ Hit the store, I can get 'em both ♪ 1811 01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:48,041 ♪ I don't wanna choose ♪ 1812 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:50,250 ♪ And I'm quick, cut a nigga off ♪ 1813 01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:52,959 ♪ So don't get comfortable, look ♪ 1814 01:15:53,041 --> 01:15:56,500 ♪ I don't dance now, I make money move ♪ 1815 01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:59,792 ♪ Say I don't gotta dance, I make money move ♪ 1816 01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:01,542 ♪ If I see you and I don't speak ♪ 1817 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:03,417 ♪ That means I don't fuck with you ♪ 1818 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,291 ♪ I'm a boss, you a worker ♪ 1819 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,542 - ♪ Bitch ♪ - ♪ I make bloody moves ♪ 1820 01:16:07,625 --> 01:16:11,667 Wet-pussy bitches and big-dick motherfuckers, 1821 01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:15,083 get your asses up here right now! 1822 01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:16,917 Right now! 1823 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,875 ♪♪♪ 1824 01:16:19,959 --> 01:16:22,000 Yes! Yes. 1825 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,542 Yes, yes. 1826 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,583 - Marker. - [Cardi B] Yes, yes, yes. 1827 01:16:25,667 --> 01:16:26,959 Take one. 1828 01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,041 I'm gonna choke again. I can't do this anymore. 1829 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,291 No, it's okay. 1830 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:31,250 I cry at [indistinct] guys. 1831 01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,917 I can't do this. 1832 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,333 My mascara is running. 1833 01:16:34,417 --> 01:16:35,542 [laughter] 1834 01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:37,417 I don't know why. 1835 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,041 What did you do wrong? 1836 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:41,166 [DJ] Sexy ladies to the stage! 1837 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,500 Are those bow ties? 1838 01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:44,208 Those are--yeah, sure. 1839 01:16:44,291 --> 01:16:45,542 They're bow ties. 1840 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:46,959 Wow, they really match your beads. 1841 01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:47,917 - Don't they? - Oh-- 1842 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,083 [laughs] 1843 01:16:49,166 --> 01:16:50,667 Oh, shit! 1844 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,166 How are you holding your mic? 1845 01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:55,208 With my dick. 1846 01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:56,959 [Dredd] Grab that beast. 1847 01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:59,208 [gasps] 1848 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:02,792 [all shout excitedly] 1849 01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:05,125 [DJ] Let's go, let's go, let's go now. 1850 01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:10,125 ♪♪♪ 1851 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:13,125 [no audible dialogue] 1852 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:14,083 [DJ] Come on! 1853 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:15,667 ♪♪♪ 1854 01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:16,667 - Oh, goodness. - Om-yum-yum-yum-yum. 1855 01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,083 Here, I can titty-fuck you. 1856 01:17:18,166 --> 01:17:20,125 I don't wanna cave your chest in. 1857 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:23,083 ♪ smooth music ♪ 1858 01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:25,333 ♪♪♪