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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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♪ Aah! ♪
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(PANTING)
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(PANTING)
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(CROW CAWS)
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(HORSE NEIGHS)
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(SHEEP BLEAT)
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(MAN SPEAKS IN THE DISTANCE)
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(PANTING)
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MAN:..His fist shall
thunder down upon those
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who have strayed from the path.
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Those of you who kneel
at the foot of the Devil.
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(CONTINUES PREACHING
IN THE DISTANCE)
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(RAT SQUEAKS, CHICKENS CLUCK)
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(MEN GRUNT)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Hey, little fella,
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you look almost man enough
to come in for a nurture.
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(WOMEN LAUGH)
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(DISTANT LAUGHTER)
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(HUBBUB)
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- (BOTH ARGUE)
- Fuckin' hell!
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No guinea too big. No...
Thank you kindly, sir.
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No penny too small.
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Come, now. Thank you, sir.
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Come, now, don't be cheap.
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Come, now, coin in the tin.
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Come, now.
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Thank you kindly, sir.
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Thank you, sir.
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No penny too small.
(CONTINUES SPRUIKING)
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- Here, darling.
- Thank you, sir.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the show is about to begin.
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Sit down!
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The show is about to begin.
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(DRUM ROLL)
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- (BANG!)
- (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
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Come now, come now,
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you cheap little asses.
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Coin in the tin
afore payin' time passes.
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Don't slag us off,
don't turn your head.
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- For friends we are, not foe!
- (LAUGHTER)
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But if you dirty little fuckers
don't cough up your bread,
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we won't be showing you a show!
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You've heard the talk
from far and wide
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of Punch's puppet play.
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"Best in the world",
"The greatest show",
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is what the critics say.
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The congregations of St Paul's
grow thinner every day.
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They're coming to
the show of shows,
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not kneeling down to pray.
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(ROARS OF LAUGHTER)
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Professor Punch is back
at last!
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Town's most truthful preacher.
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So sit your arse down,
don't fuck around,
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and enjoy the theatre feature!
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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We love you, Punch!
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♪ BACH: TOCCATA
AND FUGUE IN D MINOR ♪
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(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
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(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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(ELECTRONIC VERSION OF BACH'S
TOCCATA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)
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- (CHEERING)
- Knock 'em out! Knock 'em out!
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OK, move across, move across.
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(AUDIENCE BOOS)
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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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(SHOUTS)
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(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)
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That's the way you do it!
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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(WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the one, the only,
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the greatest puppeteer
of our time -
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Professor Punch!
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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You all best be spreading
the word
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that the Punch show is back.
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One show a week,
catch it while you can.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Tell friends, foes
and neighbours alike.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CONTINUE)
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PUNCH: Thank you,
thank you so much.
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Surely you spilled some?
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I'm afraid not, honey.
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A more niggardly town than
Seaside'd be hard to find.
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But what was lacking
from their pockets
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they made up for in applause.
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You think it went well, then?
You think they liked us?
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Liked us? They loved us!
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- (LAUGHS)
- We killed it, honey. We did.
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Yes! We smashed it to bits
and pieces, didn't we?
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We slaughtered them!
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(LAUGHS)
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A main stage awaits us,
my love.
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I can hear the applause
already, Jude.
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I close my eyes for a moment
and I can hear it.
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The greatest puppeteer
of his generation.
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(CANNED CHEERING)
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So?
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Scouts? Any scouts?
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I saw none.
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We'll just make sure
each show is a smasher.
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- Yeah.
- They'll be in soon enough.
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Yes, yes. Soon enough.
Soon enough.
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Now is our time, Jude.
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The big theatres
are opening again.
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Our show is the best.
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It won't be long
before we're whisked away
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to brighter things
with fanfare unimaginable.
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I promise you that.
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I was just wondering, honey,
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the show seems to be getting
punchier all the time.
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Very punchy, in fact.
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Do you think it needs to be
quite so smashy?
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Well, that's
what the people like.
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They like punchy,
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and they like smashy.
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You've heard them, Jude.
That's what they want, my love.
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I'm an artist. (CHUCKLES)
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It is not for me
to question my gift,
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I can only surrender to it.
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If my gut tells me to be punchy
and smashy,
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I guess we're doing the punchy
and smashy.
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Come here and give Punch
some love.
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What?
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Come on.
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There's another promise
I'd sooner have you keep.
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My sweet and talented wife!
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So blessed I am to have ya.
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JUDY: Sweet and talented
indeed.
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- (CANNED CHEERING)
- (SCOFFS)
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PUNCH: (LAUGHS) Wahoo!
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There you go! Look at you.
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PUNCH: Look at you.
One more time.
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One more time. Let's go higher.
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- Whoo! (LAUGHS)
- (BABY CRIES)
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- (SINGS) Happy stoning day.
- (CRIES)
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You've gone and turned
her stomach upside down.
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That thing does nothing
but bellow.
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It's you who does nothing
but bellow,
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and as a grown man,
it's harder to fathom.
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And before I knew it,
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I was falling...
ooh, right down,
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past the clouds,
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past the branches.
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I thought for certain I was
about to meet my end.
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But as the ground came up
to meet me,
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it wasn't the hard clay,
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but a giant pillow
of autumn leaves
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that broke my fall.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I sank into it.
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And when I awoke,
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I was near suffocated
in my own pillow.
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- (LAUGHS)
- (BELL RINGS)
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PUNCH: Maid!
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Sounds like the devil's awake
and wants his sausages.
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Now, you stay put
like I told you,
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and when I'm done with the day,
we can stroll.
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Am I fit for a visitor
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should one arrive unannounced?
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More handsome now
than the day I met you.
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(BELL RINGS)
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- (BELL RINGS)
- Maid!
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- Maid!
- Morning, Master Punch.
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Won't be too long,
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just got to get
this pan sizzling.
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Sausages?
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Would I risk a hiding
serving you anything but?
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Any more sausages and
you'll likely turn into one.
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Morning, Judy.
How was the show, then?
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It went well.
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- The crowd was...
- Slaughtered them!
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Smashed it to bits and pieces!
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(SNIFFS)
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We'll be done with these
worn-out loitersacks
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in no time.
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The big smoke awaits us.
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MAID: I quite got used to you
being back.
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PUNCH: Well, get unused to it.
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I have to change the baby
before we go.
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Make sure you get a better one.
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BOTH: I never liked that one
anyhow.
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Your jokes are getting hoary,
honey.
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You might want to dream up
some new ones.
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MAN: Happy stoning day.
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Rock, madam?
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Rock, sir?
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First in, best rock.
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I'll catch up.
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No need to rush. But it helps.
(CHUCKLES)
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Happy stoning day.
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(GASPS) Mr Punch!
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Oh, Mr Frankly!
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Oh, so very glad you made it,
Punch.
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We were hoping perhaps
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you'll do us the honour
of casting the first stone?
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Oh, why, thank you.
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I hear you've netted
some good ones.
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Oh, yes, we've been
saving them up for today.
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That Goodbuckle woman, I always
had a feeling about that one.
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I'll be happy to cast
the first.
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Excellent.
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Glad to hear, Punch.
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Glad to hear it!
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It seems some folk are getting
squeamish around here.
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"Stop stoning women!",
all that nonsense.
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The good old values
are slipping.
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'Tis left to men of strong will
such as you and I
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to bring these acts of heresy
to an end.
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- Do you agree?
- I do.
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Very good. Well, I'll see you
after at McDrinky's
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for a celebratory ale.
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Actually, I...
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I've promised the old missus
to lay low-ish on the booze
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on account of my hot liver.
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Oh.
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Oh, hello. (CHUCKLES)
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Right you are. Well...
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Happy stoning day!
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(COW LOWS)
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PREACHER: We seek out the vile
and the unholy
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and the wanton
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and we will destroy
the evil demons
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and lovers of Satan.
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(CHEERING)
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- And when they...
- (HORN BLOWS)
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Thank you.
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Good people of Seaside,
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today I present to you
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three fresh, filthy examples
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of the wave of evil that is
sweeping across our fine land.
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(CROWD MURMURS ANGRILY)
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All have confessed
to their crimes
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and shall die
on account of them.
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CROWD: Yeah!
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Harriet Slibber, whose chickens
all died on the same night
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due to obvious sorcery.
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- CROWD: Shame!
- Glenda Putts,
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who tried to conceal a rash
upon her back
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which was patently
some kind of Devil marking.
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- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- MAN: Devil's whore!
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And Esther Goodbuckle,
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whose husband,
Rodney Goodbuckle,
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found her staring at the moon
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for a suspiciously
very long time.
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MAN: It's terrible!
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00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,042
Yes, it is, Rodney!
257
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,834
It's terrible!
258
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:57,626
And though we have
three whole witches
259
00:15:57,751 --> 00:15:59,459
standing before you today,
260
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,084
we must remain vigilant.
261
00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:04,834
We must continue
to hunt them down
262
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:07,709
until we have expunged
each and every one!
263
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,584
- (CROWD ROARS APPROVAL)
- Those that lurk among us
264
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,626
and those that have fled
to haunt us
265
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,626
from the black forest yonder.
266
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,251
(EERIE ANIMAL CALLS)
267
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,792
(SILENCE)
268
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,209
Anyway...
269
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:31,001
..to the stoning!
270
00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:34,542
- (CHEERING)
- (HORN BLOWS)
271
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,126
Good dying!
272
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:39,084
ALL: Good dying!
273
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:40,459
Mr Punch.
274
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,126
Good one.
275
00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:52,751
- (CROWD ROARS)
- (WOMEN SCREAM)
276
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:06,251
(WOMEN WAIL)
277
00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:08,251
(CROWD CHEERS)
278
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:16,417
Happy stoning day!
279
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:19,667
(UPBEAT FOLK TUNE)
280
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,542
(CROWD YELLS AND CHEERS)
281
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,084
That's a mighty strong
stone-hurling arm you've got.
282
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:42,542
Thank you for noticing, Poll.
283
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,876
Such a robust appendage
must prove very useful.
284
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:48,501
Very useful indeed.
285
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,626
I take it you're well?
286
00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:54,126
I'm very well,
thank you for asking.
287
00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:56,876
And, Pancake, Flea,
I trust you're both well?
288
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,376
Fine show last night.
289
00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:04,209
We three enjoyed it aplenty.
290
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,542
So few cultured men
like yourself in Seaside.
291
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,126
I'm glad you liked it.
292
00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:12,167
And it's a very lucky town
for having one as pretty as you
293
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,292
residing in it.
294
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,167
Haven't seen you around
McDrinky's in a while.
295
00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:19,834
We were just on our way.
296
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,584
Why don't you join us
for a nip or two?
297
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,917
I would love to, Poll,
298
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:25,417
but I'm trying to keep
on the straight and sober
299
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:26,917
while the show's on the up.
300
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,792
Hoping to get scouted
by the bigwigs.
301
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,584
McDrinky's, with all its...
302
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:34,334
..offerings,
303
00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:35,917
as you know,
304
00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:38,292
is my major weak spot.
305
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,376
Well, you know
where to find us,
306
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:42,834
should you change your mind.
307
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:46,959
Come on!
308
00:18:54,376 --> 00:18:56,376
JUDY: Now, watch very closely.
309
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,792
This bag is empty, yes?
310
00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:01,042
- CHILDREN: Yes.
- Coin in the bag.
311
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,501
CHILD: Here.
312
00:19:02,626 --> 00:19:04,917
(CHILD SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
313
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,167
CHILDREN: Wow!
314
00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:13,292
- CHILDREN: Oh!
- CHILD: That's good.
315
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,959
(CHILDREN LAUGH AND GASP)
316
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:16,917
(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
317
00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,709
CHILD: Please.
318
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,709
JUDY: Gently.
319
00:19:23,459 --> 00:19:24,584
CHILD: Oh, wow!
320
00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:27,126
CHILD: Ready?
321
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,042
- (CRACK!)
- (CHILDREN SCREAM)
322
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:31,167
CHILD: Oh!
323
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,876
Alright, run along now.
That's enough.
324
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:34,917
- (CHILDREN WHINGE)
- Show's over.
325
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,709
(CHILDREN CHATTER)
326
00:19:41,209 --> 00:19:42,834
Oh, good day, Judy.
327
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:43,959
JUDY: Constable.
328
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,501
Wonderful show last night.
329
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:48,751
Wonderful. You really have
your way with the puppets.
330
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,001
A way! You really have a way
with the puppets.
331
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:53,917
(BABY COOS)
332
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,126
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
333
00:19:56,251 --> 00:19:57,709
Just one word, Judy.
334
00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:00,001
You might wish to keep
those magic tricks
335
00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:01,251
a little on the lowdown.
336
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,292
So convincing they are
they'll be taken for sorcery
337
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,667
and the last thing
I would like to see
338
00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:08,501
is a woman such as yourself
before the stoners.
339
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,459
Of course my personal opinion
is that you're wonderful.
340
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,417
It's wonderful.
341
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,917
The tricks, I mean,
the magic is wonderful.
342
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,876
But it seems some folk
in Seaside are...
343
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:22,876
..prone to superstition.
344
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:25,126
More and more by the day,
it would appear.
345
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,959
Well, thank you for
the warning, Derrick.
346
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,292
I should continue my patrol.
347
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:31,792
All the breast.
348
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,126
All the... very breast.
349
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:40,292
(CHUCKLES)
350
00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:48,584
Have you seen Punch?
351
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,292
Thank you.
352
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,792
(DISTANT LAUGHTER)
353
00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:06,042
(WILD CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)
354
00:21:08,626 --> 00:21:10,834
MAN: One more, one more,
one more.
355
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,209
(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
356
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:16,001
- (WOMAN LAUGHS)
- (CHEERING)
357
00:21:18,334 --> 00:21:20,376
MAN: That's the way!
That's the way!
358
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:26,001
(WILD CHEERING)
359
00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:29,334
JUDY: You'll grow strong
and able
360
00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:31,792
with a sturdy constitution
just like your papa.
361
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,501
But all the best bits you'll
inherit from your mama.
362
00:21:38,959 --> 00:21:40,834
Those will be the bits
that count the most.
363
00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:44,709
The very bits that made your
papa love her at the start.
364
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,334
- (SIGHS)
- (BABY GURGLES)
365
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:49,334
(DISTANT CHEERING)
366
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,542
(MUTED CHEERING)
367
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:15,126
(GIGGLES)
368
00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:51,376
(MAN MURMURS)
369
00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:56,792
(MUTTERS TO HIMSELF)
370
00:23:09,334 --> 00:23:11,001
- This way.
- (MURMURS)
371
00:23:11,126 --> 00:23:12,376
This way.
372
00:23:15,376 --> 00:23:17,251
Watch your step.
373
00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,084
(SNORING)
374
00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,334
How's the world looking
outside that there window
375
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,792
this morning, my love?
376
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,542
It seems the weather has turned
377
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,084
and storm clouds are gathering.
378
00:23:45,709 --> 00:23:47,834
Where's that thumb-twiddling
maid of ours?
379
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,709
She should mind
I don't give her a whacking.
380
00:23:50,834 --> 00:23:51,876
Maid!
381
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,501
- (BANGS) Maid!
- That's enough!
382
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:57,709
I'll not go down this road
again, Punch.
383
00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,417
If your true want
is to resurrect our show,
384
00:24:00,751 --> 00:24:02,501
you have to stay
on the straight and sober.
385
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:04,751
Can you do that?
386
00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,292
Punch?
387
00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:08,042
Can you do that?
388
00:24:09,584 --> 00:24:11,501
It's one small slip, my love.
389
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,667
I got excited.
390
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:17,709
From now on,
only good decisions.
391
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,209
That's a Punch promise.
392
00:24:23,751 --> 00:24:25,959
You've made your share
of promises already.
393
00:24:27,584 --> 00:24:29,001
Promises aren't the hard part.
394
00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:31,917
It's the keeping of them
you seem to find so difficult!
395
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:33,459
PUNCH: Well...
396
00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:36,251
I will try to keep...
397
00:24:36,376 --> 00:24:37,834
..the promises...
398
00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:41,042
..I've already promised.
399
00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:45,251
That's a Punch oath.
400
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:48,834
That's even...
401
00:24:49,459 --> 00:24:51,167
..even better than a promise.
402
00:24:52,751 --> 00:24:54,542
'Cause, you know, it's an oath.
403
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,917
It's even better.
404
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,001
(DOG BARKS)
405
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:05,876
(BARKS)
406
00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:07,167
PUNCH: Want some?
407
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,126
(DOG BARKS)
408
00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:13,334
PUNCH: Yeah? You want, yeah?
409
00:25:14,334 --> 00:25:16,042
Now, go on, have a little. No.
410
00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:18,542
(LAUGHS)
411
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,876
(DOG YELPS AND PANTS)
412
00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:22,917
JUDY: I'm to go clean
the theatre.
413
00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,584
Maude is off to the market.
414
00:25:24,709 --> 00:25:27,001
We'll be no more than an hour.
415
00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:29,292
There are more sausages
for your lunch.
416
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,959
You'll have to skin those
rabbits, I can't stomach it.
417
00:25:33,876 --> 00:25:35,542
And help Scaramouche
stack that wood,
418
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:36,834
like you promised me.
Yes?
419
00:25:36,959 --> 00:25:38,126
PUNCH: Mm-hm.
420
00:25:38,251 --> 00:25:39,459
And, Punch...
421
00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:42,167
..no boozing with the baby.
422
00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:48,542
(SIGHS) You better stack the
wood and don't lose the baby,
423
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,001
and blah, blah, blah, blah.
424
00:25:50,126 --> 00:25:52,834
What good is a servant
if he's too old to serve?
425
00:25:52,959 --> 00:25:54,626
- (BABY CRIES)
- Hey.
426
00:25:54,751 --> 00:25:55,876
Hey, what's the matter?
427
00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:04,542
- Whee!
- (BABY CRIES)
428
00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,542
Whee!
429
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:09,126
- Look at that! Whee!
- (BABY CRIES)
430
00:26:10,751 --> 00:26:12,584
There you go.
431
00:26:14,084 --> 00:26:15,001
(DOG BARKS)
432
00:26:15,126 --> 00:26:16,917
Look! Look at the little doggy.
433
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:19,001
What's the matter, Toby?
434
00:26:19,126 --> 00:26:21,709
Doesn't the old man feed you
proper? Is that the story?
435
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,667
- (DOG BARKS)
- Where is old Scaramouche?
436
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,542
Whistling away
in the servants' quarters,
437
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,042
no use to anybody?
438
00:26:33,209 --> 00:26:34,209
Hey!
439
00:26:34,334 --> 00:26:36,042
Get back here!
440
00:26:36,459 --> 00:26:37,626
Stay there.
441
00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:49,584
(DOG WHIMPERS)
442
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,959
Your damn rat dog
ate my breakfast!
443
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,876
Took it clean off my plate!
444
00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:57,709
He can be a snappy little pup,
that one.
445
00:26:57,834 --> 00:26:59,584
But no harm done.
446
00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:03,501
(STUTTERS) He really is
a good little boy, is Toby.
447
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,209
(DOG WHIMPERS)
448
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:09,001
Can I offer you a drink,
Master Punch?
449
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:26,251
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
450
00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:39,501
And they named the town Seaside
451
00:27:40,251 --> 00:27:42,459
because they believed
that one day
452
00:27:42,584 --> 00:27:45,167
the sea would lap
right at our doorsteps.
453
00:27:45,501 --> 00:27:47,959
Right at the bottom of the hill
there.
454
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,251
What gave them that idea,
I don't know,
455
00:27:51,959 --> 00:27:55,792
seeing as how the sea is a good
three-day mule ride from here.
456
00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:07,001
Oh, and they all built fishing
boats in anticipation too.
457
00:28:07,126 --> 00:28:10,542
You're not making any sense
at all, old man.
458
00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:15,042
I'm telling you,
I can't understand
459
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,459
a single word you're saying.
460
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:19,709
I don't know where all those
old fishing boats went.
461
00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:23,459
Anyway, how is that little baby
of yours this morning,
462
00:28:23,584 --> 00:28:24,917
Master Punch?
463
00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:26,542
- What?
- Your baby.
464
00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:28,584
How is the baby?
465
00:28:43,626 --> 00:28:45,417
(PANTING)
466
00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:50,251
You can't be crawling into
every blazing stove you see,
467
00:28:50,376 --> 00:28:51,459
you hear me?
468
00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:53,542
One of these days
you're going to find yourself
469
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,167
all burnt to a crisp.
470
00:28:55,292 --> 00:28:56,542
(PANTING)
471
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:57,751
(BABY WHINES)
472
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,084
(DOG WHIMPERS)
473
00:29:36,126 --> 00:29:37,459
Hey!
474
00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:39,084
(DOG BARKS)
475
00:30:08,334 --> 00:30:10,167
- (PANTING)
- (DOG BARKS)
476
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:12,626
Hey!
477
00:30:12,751 --> 00:30:14,792
- (BABY WHINES)
- (GRUNTS)
478
00:30:14,917 --> 00:30:15,917
(SCREAMS)
479
00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:18,626
(BABY WAILS)
480
00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:19,917
(THUD!)
481
00:30:24,459 --> 00:30:27,251
(PANTING)
482
00:30:41,001 --> 00:30:42,626
(DOG BARKS)
483
00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:56,292
(BIRD CHIRPS)
484
00:31:02,584 --> 00:31:04,126
JUDY: Punch!
485
00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:09,459
It's too hot a day to have the
house all locked up like this.
486
00:31:11,584 --> 00:31:13,584
What hell
has broken loose here?
487
00:31:14,959 --> 00:31:16,459
Where is the baby?
488
00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:24,001
You can't keep up
with this behaviour, Punch.
489
00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:26,834
I can't trust you alone with
her for even an hour.
490
00:31:41,251 --> 00:31:42,542
Where is she, Punch?
491
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,709
You can't just put her down
and leave her,
492
00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:45,959
she's too small!
493
00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:48,626
Not two minutes in the door,
494
00:31:49,501 --> 00:31:52,001
and straight to poor Punch
with your nagging.
495
00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:54,417
Punch! Where have you put her?
496
00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:55,709
Where is she?
497
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,667
Please, Punch.
498
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,792
Punch, try to remember
what you've done with her.
499
00:32:18,209 --> 00:32:20,126
She's lost her shoe, Punch.
500
00:32:21,126 --> 00:32:22,667
We have to find her.
501
00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:24,417
Her little foot will be cold.
502
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,667
That baby just couldn't
keep itself put.
503
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:31,626
I'd sit her down in one place
and turn for a moment
504
00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:33,209
and she'd have wound up
in another.
505
00:32:33,626 --> 00:32:35,334
And you told me no boozing
506
00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:38,084
but the dog stole my breakfast
507
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,709
and then Scaramouche
made me have a tipple.
508
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:45,084
He's like an evil wizard,
that old man -
509
00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:46,417
I never trusted him.
510
00:32:46,959 --> 00:32:48,167
And anyway...
511
00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:51,792
..I accidentally dropped
the baby out the window.
512
00:32:53,126 --> 00:32:54,501
But what's done is done
513
00:32:54,626 --> 00:32:58,042
and I suppose
we just move on with our lives.
514
00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:03,917
What do you mean you
dropped her out the window?
515
00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:05,459
(GLASS BANGS ON THE TABLE)
516
00:33:07,001 --> 00:33:09,251
It's time we moved on
with our lives.
517
00:33:10,626 --> 00:33:14,709
What do you mean you dropped
the baby out the window?
518
00:33:14,834 --> 00:33:16,376
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
519
00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:20,167
What do you mean you dropped
the baby out the window?!
520
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,917
- Pull yourself together!
- What do you mean?!
521
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,042
No!
522
00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:25,209
(SCREAMS)
523
00:33:26,501 --> 00:33:28,501
JUDY: No!
524
00:33:28,626 --> 00:33:29,834
JUDY: No!
525
00:33:29,959 --> 00:33:31,334
(GRUNTS)
526
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:38,751
That's the way to do it!
527
00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:47,709
(PANTING)
528
00:33:49,501 --> 00:33:50,917
Judy?
529
00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:57,667
Judy!
530
00:33:59,126 --> 00:34:00,626
My love?
531
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:09,167
You can go ahead
and get up now.
532
00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:14,042
(PANTING)
533
00:34:20,209 --> 00:34:25,542
(ELECTRONIC VERSION OF BACH'S
AIR ON THE G STRING)
534
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:50,709
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
535
00:35:51,876 --> 00:35:55,292
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC FADES)
536
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,709
That's the way to do it.
537
00:36:22,292 --> 00:36:24,709
(DOOR CREAKS)
538
00:36:37,084 --> 00:36:38,834
(CLATTER)
539
00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:59,709
Is it morning time already?
540
00:37:00,876 --> 00:37:03,751
Are we to stack the wood?
541
00:37:03,876 --> 00:37:05,959
(ARMCHAIR CREAKS)
542
00:37:06,542 --> 00:37:08,209
(SIGHS)
543
00:37:14,084 --> 00:37:15,792
(LIGHT SNORING)
544
00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:28,417
(EXHALES)
545
00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:35,126
(TOBY GROWLS)
546
00:37:36,709 --> 00:37:39,251
- Hello, Toby.
- (TOBY GROWLS)
547
00:37:39,376 --> 00:37:41,001
That's no welcome reception
548
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:43,126
for your old friend Punch now,
is it?
549
00:37:44,501 --> 00:37:45,876
(TOBY GROWLS)
550
00:37:46,001 --> 00:37:48,834
How about you come down here
and keep me company?
551
00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:53,834
- (TOBY YELPS)
- (BONES SNAP)
552
00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:12,792
(EERIE MUSIC)
553
00:38:17,376 --> 00:38:19,209
(CHICKENS CLUCK)
554
00:38:26,626 --> 00:38:28,042
Ye did it again!
555
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:30,876
Onie chance ye gie ye,
take a swatch at mah cards.
556
00:38:31,001 --> 00:38:32,376
Yer a cheat ben an' ben.
557
00:38:32,501 --> 00:38:33,751
Gonnae-no accusin' me!
558
00:38:34,126 --> 00:38:35,876
I wasn't lookin' at
yer glaikit cards,
559
00:38:36,001 --> 00:38:37,042
Ah was checkin' on mah cuddie
560
00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:39,376
which happens tae be tethered
ower yer shoolder.
561
00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:41,751
Ha! That's the most glaikit
excuse I've ever heard!
562
00:38:41,876 --> 00:38:43,542
Ah don't loch
yer accusatory tone.
563
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:46,167
Ah think it's shan. Ah''ve
ne'er cheated in mah life!
564
00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:47,626
If ye tois ur gonnae
keep fightin',
565
00:38:47,751 --> 00:38:49,001
Ah don't want tae play anymair!
566
00:38:49,584 --> 00:38:50,959
Where's the new constable?
567
00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:53,959
Ah dunnae ken.
568
00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:55,876
Most likely daein'
his make-up, Ah imagine.
569
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,376
- (MEN LAUGH)
- What?
570
00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:01,001
Aye, or gaitherin' wildflowers
tae decorate th' watch hoose!
571
00:39:01,126 --> 00:39:02,709
I need to speak with him
immediately
572
00:39:02,834 --> 00:39:05,751
to report the missing
of my dear wife and baby.
573
00:39:07,959 --> 00:39:09,251
RUFFIANS: The watch hoose.
574
00:39:15,459 --> 00:39:16,459
Mr Punch?
575
00:39:16,584 --> 00:39:18,084
I'm sorry to disturb you,
Constable,
576
00:39:18,209 --> 00:39:19,626
but I've come to report
a crime.
577
00:39:19,751 --> 00:39:21,459
Right. Excellent.
578
00:39:21,584 --> 00:39:24,292
Er, it's just
it's been a quiet few days.
579
00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:26,167
Still trying to convince
the town to trust me
580
00:39:26,251 --> 00:39:27,209
with their grievances
581
00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:29,167
rather than take the law
into their own hands.
582
00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,334
I'm looking forward
to having something
583
00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:33,084
to sink my teeth into...
so to speak.
584
00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:35,542
How can I help, sir?
585
00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:38,292
My dear wife and tiny baby
are missing, Constable.
586
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,209
It's hardly cause for
celebration.
587
00:39:41,876 --> 00:39:43,376
Missing? Judy and the baby?
588
00:39:43,459 --> 00:39:45,167
Vanished into thin air!
589
00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:48,126
Some act of foul play
has befallen them, I'm sure.
590
00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,626
Get your coat, Derrick.
Get your coat.
591
00:39:52,751 --> 00:39:55,834
I'm sure there's some
reasonable explanation.
592
00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:58,626
Lead the way, Mr Punch.
Hat, Derrick!
593
00:39:58,751 --> 00:39:59,917
Hat.
594
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,126
(SIGHS)
595
00:40:06,626 --> 00:40:08,084
DERRICK: It does indeed appear
596
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,834
as though some struggle
has taken place.
597
00:40:10,959 --> 00:40:14,292
(SOBS) My poor sweet wife
and child.
598
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:17,542
However, I can find no evidence
of foul play.
599
00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:20,042
(CLEARS THROAT) Wee swatch
tae the fleer, sir.
600
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,459
What?
601
00:40:21,584 --> 00:40:22,626
O'er there.
602
00:40:22,751 --> 00:40:24,542
Blood on the fleer.
603
00:40:27,084 --> 00:40:29,834
DERRICK: How did you miss that?
Idiot, Derrick.
604
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:39,167
I'm afraid this doesn't
bode well, Mr Punch.
605
00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:41,209
(SOBS LOUDLY)
606
00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:47,459
(SOBS) I don't understand it.
607
00:40:48,751 --> 00:40:50,709
I was gone for just a moment.
608
00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:55,834
The only one with access
to the house is the old maid.
609
00:40:56,209 --> 00:40:58,459
She's strange,
there's no denying it -
610
00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:01,001
childless recluse...
611
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,584
..but whether she's capable
of murder...
612
00:41:15,584 --> 00:41:19,292
Maude! The unexpected visitors
have arrived!
613
00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:20,917
Good day, gentlemen.
614
00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:24,126
Is there something I can be
assisting you with?
615
00:41:24,251 --> 00:41:25,584
- (GLASS BREAKS)
- Easy, men.
616
00:41:25,709 --> 00:41:27,251
Perhaps some tea?
617
00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,334
When was the last time
you saw Judy, ma'am?
618
00:41:30,959 --> 00:41:32,876
Not since yesterday, sir.
619
00:41:33,376 --> 00:41:36,584
I went to the markets,
Judy went to the theatre.
620
00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:38,376
And after that,
what did you do?
621
00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:41,584
I was here at home, sir.
622
00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:45,376
And your husband -
he was at home with you?
623
00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:46,876
Yes, sir.
624
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,334
MAN: Constable!
625
00:41:49,334 --> 00:41:50,751
A wee bairn's bootie!
626
00:41:53,376 --> 00:41:55,251
- DERRICK: Dear God.
- What?
627
00:41:56,751 --> 00:41:58,834
She's roasted the baby
in the stove.
628
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:00,667
Heretic!
629
00:42:01,459 --> 00:42:03,042
Check her
for the mark of the Devil!
630
00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:05,167
Let us not jump to conclusions,
Mr Punch.
631
00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:08,667
Could you tell me what this is,
ma'am?
632
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:11,042
That's the baby's shoe, sir.
633
00:42:11,334 --> 00:42:14,251
And how do you suppose
it got inside your stove?
634
00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:20,376
Is there anyone who can verify
your whereabouts late yesterday
635
00:42:20,501 --> 00:42:22,584
between the hours of 2 and 6
in the pm?
636
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:24,626
My husband can, sir.
637
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:25,876
Where were you yesterday
638
00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:28,251
between the hours of 2 and 6
in the pm?
639
00:42:28,917 --> 00:42:30,084
I...
640
00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:31,667
I got dressed,
641
00:42:32,001 --> 00:42:35,001
and... and had my breakfast.
642
00:42:35,209 --> 00:42:38,292
Please, sir, forgive my husband
his hazy recollections.
643
00:42:38,376 --> 00:42:41,626
His mind and memory
are not what they were.
644
00:42:42,251 --> 00:42:44,667
When was the last time you saw
the lady of the house?
645
00:42:45,626 --> 00:42:47,792
I can't rightly remember, sir.
646
00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:49,584
No, I can't rightly remember.
647
00:42:50,084 --> 00:42:52,167
Oh, but she's a fine lady,
that lady.
648
00:42:52,251 --> 00:42:54,084
Oh, yes, she is so sweet.
649
00:42:54,376 --> 00:42:56,417
And so pretty, yes.
650
00:42:56,501 --> 00:42:58,459
Her name... Her name...
651
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,251
I just can't recall her name.
652
00:43:02,876 --> 00:43:04,501
But I remember Mr Punch,
though,
653
00:43:04,626 --> 00:43:05,626
because I...
654
00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:07,584
Clearly his want is
to confuse you, Constable.
655
00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:09,959
He's most certainly
involved in the disappearance.
656
00:43:10,084 --> 00:43:13,001
They both got the Devil's look
about them, clear as day.
657
00:43:13,751 --> 00:43:15,584
For God's sake, look at them!
658
00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:21,792
Unless someone can provide me
659
00:43:21,917 --> 00:43:23,084
with fresh evidence
to the contrary,
660
00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,667
I'm left with little choice
661
00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:26,792
but to place you
under deep suspicion
662
00:43:27,334 --> 00:43:29,501
and take you in
for further questioning.
663
00:43:29,626 --> 00:43:31,417
No! Please!
664
00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:33,376
My husband's
a good, kindly man.
665
00:43:33,501 --> 00:43:35,751
- He loves Judy and that child.
- MAN: Move yer arse!
666
00:43:35,876 --> 00:43:38,626
Please! Take me
but leave my husband.
667
00:43:38,751 --> 00:43:41,584
See! That's all but
a confession from the witch.
668
00:43:41,709 --> 00:43:42,709
Hang them both!
669
00:43:42,834 --> 00:43:44,209
We are taking them
for questioning.
670
00:43:44,334 --> 00:43:46,501
(SCOFFS) Questioning!
671
00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:50,126
They've roasted my baby!
672
00:43:53,751 --> 00:43:55,751
(CROW CAWS)
673
00:44:08,584 --> 00:44:10,042
- Looks dead.
- Yep.
674
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:11,584
Dead.
675
00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:13,959
Wait! Look at that.
676
00:44:14,084 --> 00:44:15,251
CHILD: What?
677
00:44:15,376 --> 00:44:16,584
Fingers just did some moving.
678
00:44:17,084 --> 00:44:19,334
CHILD: It's the same like
with a turkey, Scotty.
679
00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:21,584
You cut the head off and
it still writhes and twitches
680
00:44:21,709 --> 00:44:24,167
to make you think it's living
when it's clearly dead.
681
00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:57,209
Incoming!
682
00:45:17,834 --> 00:45:20,042
(WHISTLING)
683
00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:21,709
(CHILDREN CALL)
684
00:45:33,834 --> 00:45:35,209
We got a dead one!
685
00:45:38,626 --> 00:45:40,792
(ALL MURMUR)
686
00:45:42,334 --> 00:45:44,959
WOMAN: It's a girl.
Jesus...
687
00:45:47,584 --> 00:45:48,834
WOMAN: Her face.
688
00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:51,709
Found her 'tween here and town
somewhere.
689
00:45:51,834 --> 00:45:53,334
Thought Goodtime
could take a look.
690
00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:56,542
Scotty says
she's a puppeteer.
691
00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:57,626
Tank!
692
00:45:57,751 --> 00:45:59,667
How would Scotty be knowing
she's a puppeteer
693
00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:02,334
unless Scotty herself
has been sneaking
694
00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:04,126
into them puppet shows
in town?
695
00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:09,542
Did you forget about
them stonings?
696
00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:11,459
Did you?
697
00:46:12,251 --> 00:46:13,292
Well, you want to be next?
698
00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:17,376
Or worse, you want
this whole camp discovered
699
00:46:17,501 --> 00:46:19,376
when one of them follows you
back here?
700
00:46:21,001 --> 00:46:22,084
You've gotta be smart.
701
00:46:23,001 --> 00:46:24,084
What did I always tell you
702
00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:25,667
is the most important thing
of all the things?
703
00:46:26,042 --> 00:46:27,209
CHILDREN: Smarts.
704
00:46:30,626 --> 00:46:32,959
She's had herself a good
beating, the poor thing.
705
00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:35,209
- (SIGHS)
- Looks proper dead.
706
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,876
Can we keep her and take her
to Dr Goodtime
707
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:39,292
for a looking-over?
708
00:46:39,876 --> 00:46:41,917
You and I both know what
Goodtime's gonna say about it.
709
00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:58,626
DR GOODTIME: Clearly the lady
ain't dead.
710
00:46:59,084 --> 00:47:00,584
You lunatics!
711
00:47:00,709 --> 00:47:01,876
That's good news.
712
00:47:02,001 --> 00:47:03,167
Depends on how you look on it.
713
00:47:03,251 --> 00:47:05,209
I can't promise
she'll stay that way for long.
714
00:47:06,001 --> 00:47:10,959
From over here, her injuries
look death-dealing.
715
00:47:11,626 --> 00:47:13,167
Once I get over there,
716
00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:17,417
I'll be able to give her
a better looking-over.
717
00:47:23,501 --> 00:47:25,001
Sorry, Dr Goodtime,
718
00:47:25,126 --> 00:47:27,542
but when do you think you might
come over here
719
00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:28,876
to take a closer look?
720
00:47:28,959 --> 00:47:30,459
Don't rush me, small 'un!
721
00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:32,834
I move at my own pace,
no quicker.
722
00:47:33,709 --> 00:47:36,834
I don't mean to rush you but
she could expire any minute.
723
00:47:38,501 --> 00:47:39,792
I don't know
what you're thinking
724
00:47:39,876 --> 00:47:41,292
bringing her back here
to begin with.
725
00:47:41,834 --> 00:47:43,459
We're about to be on the move.
726
00:47:44,001 --> 00:47:45,584
We can only take what's useful.
727
00:47:46,334 --> 00:47:48,667
We don't got no space
for nothing more.
728
00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:50,542
But this one's a good one.
729
00:47:51,709 --> 00:47:53,459
She's got skills
in the theatre.
730
00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:55,542
(LAUGHS AND COUGHS)
731
00:47:56,126 --> 00:47:57,751
Skills in the theatre...
732
00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:00,334
..ain't no use to us.
733
00:48:03,959 --> 00:48:06,084
This witch fever gains any more
momentum,
734
00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:09,334
and we'll have outcasts enough
to build a city.
735
00:48:09,876 --> 00:48:11,251
What a city that would be!
736
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,459
- What?
- Nothing.
737
00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:16,084
(SIGHS)
738
00:48:17,001 --> 00:48:19,292
Poor Mrs Punchy-face.
739
00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:23,542
Make way for the murderers,
740
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:26,417
the killers of babies
and wives! Make way!
741
00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:28,251
WOMAN: What have they done?
742
00:48:28,376 --> 00:48:29,709
They ate my baby!
743
00:48:29,834 --> 00:48:31,667
They bashed my wife to death,
744
00:48:31,792 --> 00:48:34,459
and they roasted
and ate my child!
745
00:48:34,792 --> 00:48:36,126
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
746
00:48:36,209 --> 00:48:38,001
Hold your babies close tonight,
747
00:48:38,126 --> 00:48:40,584
lest they be eaten by witches
like these!
748
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:43,042
- Get out of here!
- You're disgusting!
749
00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,834
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- (WOMAN SPITS)
750
00:48:44,959 --> 00:48:47,709
MAN: Must have done something
heinous, these ones, eh?
751
00:48:47,834 --> 00:48:49,667
DERRICK: Good folk,
752
00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:51,292
I urge you to be calm
753
00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,042
and reserve your judgement.
754
00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:57,834
It does appear a violent crime
may have taken place.
755
00:48:57,959 --> 00:48:59,626
- But at this stage...
- Murder! (SOBS)
756
00:48:59,751 --> 00:49:03,209
My wife and child dead at
the hands of these heathens!
757
00:49:03,334 --> 00:49:04,792
- CROWD: Oh!
- (GASPS)
758
00:49:05,459 --> 00:49:08,376
At this stage,
they are but suspects.
759
00:49:08,501 --> 00:49:11,001
And I will continue to
investigate.
760
00:49:11,126 --> 00:49:13,751
WOMAN: Will there be an
'anging? We are due an 'anging!
761
00:49:13,876 --> 00:49:15,417
- MAN: We are due an 'anging.
- (CROWD CHEERS)
762
00:49:15,501 --> 00:49:18,709
First, a thorough investigation
must be conducted, and then...
763
00:49:18,834 --> 00:49:20,459
Evidence has been found
764
00:49:20,584 --> 00:49:23,334
that the old man cooked my baby
in the kitchen oven
765
00:49:23,459 --> 00:49:25,376
for the old woman to eat!
766
00:49:25,501 --> 00:49:26,751
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- MAN: What?!
767
00:49:27,876 --> 00:49:31,001
Justice should be swift
and merciless!
768
00:49:31,376 --> 00:49:33,126
They are cold-blooded killers.
769
00:49:33,251 --> 00:49:34,334
They should be hanged
by the neck
770
00:49:34,417 --> 00:49:36,292
as quickly as hanging ropes
can be strung!
771
00:49:36,876 --> 00:49:38,001
MAN: Send them
down the trapdoor!
772
00:49:38,084 --> 00:49:40,709
WOMAN: Put them in the halter!
- MAN: Break their necks!
773
00:49:40,792 --> 00:49:43,209
- (ANGRY CHATTER)
- I can assure you that...
774
00:49:43,834 --> 00:49:46,126
..crime in this town
will not be tolerated,
775
00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:48,792
and the full fist of the law
shall come down
776
00:49:48,876 --> 00:49:50,709
on any who feel
they are above it.
777
00:49:51,584 --> 00:49:55,001
However, we should be guided
by reason and justice.
778
00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:56,542
- (CROWD SHOUTS)
- MAN: We want a hanging!
779
00:49:56,626 --> 00:49:58,209
CROWD: Yeah!
780
00:49:58,334 --> 00:50:01,042
MAN: Send them back to
the Devil where they belong!
781
00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,584
- Constable!
- Get them inside!
782
00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:06,126
- (CROWD SHOUTS)
- Get back! Oi, you!
783
00:50:07,876 --> 00:50:09,792
Constable, Constable, please!
784
00:50:09,917 --> 00:50:12,667
I think it wise you give the
people what they're demanding
785
00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,501
or risk this mob running riot.
786
00:50:14,626 --> 00:50:17,001
Justice and punishment should
be determined by the law,
787
00:50:17,126 --> 00:50:19,292
Mr Frankly, not hearsay
and an angry mob.
788
00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:21,542
And I appreciate your
forward thinking, Constable,
789
00:50:21,667 --> 00:50:23,459
but this is neither the time
nor the town
790
00:50:23,584 --> 00:50:26,042
to conduct these outlandish
social experiments.
791
00:50:29,709 --> 00:50:31,459
Do what you must
to obtain a confession.
792
00:50:32,209 --> 00:50:33,126
Aye.
793
00:50:37,459 --> 00:50:39,209
I can try her
on the stronger stuff,
794
00:50:39,709 --> 00:50:40,667
but if she comes good,
795
00:50:40,751 --> 00:50:42,501
she'd better be making herself
useful.
796
00:50:46,417 --> 00:50:48,751
Can't guarantee it'll work.
Never does.
797
00:50:54,001 --> 00:50:55,459
Mm.
798
00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:05,001
- (GASPS)
- (CHILDREN GASP)
799
00:51:06,334 --> 00:51:09,084
Mm. It's more effective
than I thought.
800
00:51:09,209 --> 00:51:10,417
(GROANS)
801
00:51:12,376 --> 00:51:13,542
(GROANS)
802
00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:25,167
(PANTING)
803
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,334
JUDY: Where am I?
804
00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,292
Heretics' camp.
805
00:51:31,709 --> 00:51:32,917
Are you to kill me?
806
00:51:33,042 --> 00:51:34,251
Kill you? (CHUCKLES)
807
00:51:34,626 --> 00:51:35,709
If it hadn't been for these
small 'uns,
808
00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:37,042
you'd be dead already.
809
00:51:37,959 --> 00:51:39,459
Do you remember
what happened to you?
810
00:51:40,209 --> 00:51:42,376
Do you know how you come
to be all mashed up, half-dead
811
00:51:42,459 --> 00:51:44,584
and buried in a hole
in the middle of the forest?
812
00:51:46,376 --> 00:51:48,751
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
813
00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:50,792
(TENSE MUSIC)
814
00:51:50,917 --> 00:51:53,876
(SCREAMS)
815
00:51:54,001 --> 00:51:56,584
(SCREAMING ECHOES)
816
00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:27,001
GIRL: Them theatre people,
they eat different stuff.
817
00:52:27,501 --> 00:52:30,292
WOMAN: How come if she's so
fancy she's not more famous?
818
00:52:31,042 --> 00:52:33,042
What's she doing
in old dingy Seaside?
819
00:52:33,126 --> 00:52:35,376
I'll tell you
what she's doing in Seaside.
820
00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,459
Her ma and her pa owned
that manor she lives in
821
00:52:41,542 --> 00:52:42,792
on the edge of the forest.
822
00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:45,001
They bred like fucking rabbits.
823
00:52:45,126 --> 00:52:47,292
There was a whole big bunch
of them.
824
00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:49,751
And the whole load of them
was wiped out by a plague
825
00:52:49,876 --> 00:52:51,292
when Judy was just
a little 'un.
826
00:52:53,376 --> 00:52:55,084
Left behind just her
and the two servants,
827
00:52:55,167 --> 00:52:56,251
who had to raise her up.
828
00:52:57,292 --> 00:52:58,459
And then one day,
829
00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,542
Punch passed through town
830
00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:03,626
with his magic show
831
00:53:03,834 --> 00:53:05,042
or whatever it was
he was doing.
832
00:53:05,501 --> 00:53:07,167
Charmed the pants off everyone,
833
00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:09,376
especially her.
834
00:53:10,626 --> 00:53:12,542
So she ran away with him,
learned puppets,
835
00:53:13,167 --> 00:53:16,084
and they travelled all over
and they got sure and famous.
836
00:53:17,501 --> 00:53:19,626
They even had a show in
the big smoke and everything.
837
00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:24,001
But it all went bottoms up
when that arse-worm husband
838
00:53:24,126 --> 00:53:25,334
couldn't control his boozing...
839
00:53:27,084 --> 00:53:28,084
..or his temper.
840
00:53:29,917 --> 00:53:31,876
And they got booted out
of near every town.
841
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:34,542
Flat broke
when he knocked her up.
842
00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:36,917
So they had to slink back here,
843
00:53:38,334 --> 00:53:39,751
tails 'tween legs.
844
00:53:42,126 --> 00:53:43,626
He thinks
he's too good for Seaside.
845
00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,251
I'd say he pretty much
fits right in.
846
00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:03,042
(EERIE MUSIC)
847
00:54:50,667 --> 00:54:53,667
(FAINT GROWLING)
848
00:55:09,501 --> 00:55:11,042
(GROWLING)
849
00:55:23,209 --> 00:55:26,001
(HEARTBEAT)
850
00:55:26,126 --> 00:55:28,792
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)
851
00:55:56,084 --> 00:55:58,376
(PANTING)
852
00:56:05,876 --> 00:56:07,459
(GASPS)
853
00:56:07,584 --> 00:56:10,751
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
854
00:56:18,501 --> 00:56:21,251
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
855
00:56:56,167 --> 00:56:57,501
(CHOPPING)
856
00:56:57,626 --> 00:57:00,501
(WOMEN CHATTER)
857
00:57:05,251 --> 00:57:06,792
(SCOFFS)
858
00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:14,209
(DISCORDANT VIOLIN MUSIC)
859
00:57:23,001 --> 00:57:24,417
WOMAN: Morning, Judy.
860
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:26,584
Are you alright?
861
00:57:48,959 --> 00:57:51,501
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
862
00:57:56,751 --> 00:57:58,334
Morning, puppet lady.
863
00:58:06,459 --> 00:58:08,667
This lady's got a real problem
staying awake.
864
00:58:10,209 --> 00:58:13,084
(BIRDS CHIRP)
865
00:58:14,126 --> 00:58:16,209
I thought your puppet show
was pure dead brilliant,
866
00:58:17,209 --> 00:58:19,292
the way you made them puppets
come to life, like,
867
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:20,501
and that double somersault,
868
00:58:20,626 --> 00:58:22,667
and all them explosions
at the end.
869
00:58:26,834 --> 00:58:28,501
I didn't quite like one bit,
though.
870
00:58:30,334 --> 00:58:32,584
Does that little punchy guy
always win?
871
00:58:33,626 --> 00:58:35,709
Given he done so many
beastly things!
872
00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:38,501
He won't be winning anymore.
873
00:58:39,251 --> 00:58:40,334
What?
874
00:58:42,334 --> 00:58:43,459
He won't be winning anymore
875
00:58:43,584 --> 00:58:45,084
because I'm going to kill him.
876
00:58:48,042 --> 00:58:49,667
(GASPS)
877
00:59:00,876 --> 00:59:02,209
This place is good, but.
878
00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:05,417
Ain't no-one gonna stone us
to death!
879
00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,792
I'm gonna steal me
a full-sized horse soon,
880
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:13,376
and then have everything I need
for the rest of my damn life.
881
00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:30,501
Once you get cast out,
882
00:59:30,876 --> 00:59:31,959
you can't go back, you know.
883
00:59:44,876 --> 00:59:46,792
(GATE CREAKS)
884
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,126
Hurry up!
885
00:59:51,084 --> 00:59:53,126
- (PUNCH MUTTERS)
- Brought you some supplies.
886
00:59:53,251 --> 00:59:55,542
- (MUTTERS)
- Over there.
887
00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:00,292
Sausages,
888
01:00:00,417 --> 01:00:01,751
sausages.
889
01:00:01,876 --> 01:00:03,209
Sausages.
890
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:04,959
Ah, a carrot.
891
01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:08,584
And the stuff
of greatest import.
892
01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:12,376
Lots of folk at McDrinky's
send their regards.
893
01:00:13,042 --> 01:00:15,542
There's a couple of gentlemen
in town from the big smoke.
894
01:00:15,792 --> 01:00:17,751
They was asking 'bout when
the next show was scheduled.
895
01:00:17,834 --> 01:00:19,667
Did they give names?
What did they look like?
896
01:00:20,126 --> 01:00:21,084
Them's a lot of questions.
897
01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,209
Which one do you want me
to answer?
898
01:00:22,417 --> 01:00:23,876
(BANGS) Answer them all, woman!
899
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:30,917
I'm sorry, Poll.
900
01:00:32,084 --> 01:00:33,459
But they could be scouts.
901
01:00:34,251 --> 01:00:35,626
Now, please,
902
01:00:35,834 --> 01:00:37,209
think very clearly
903
01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:40,167
and tell me exactly
what they looked like.
904
01:00:41,501 --> 01:00:42,626
POLLY: Well...
905
01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,209
..one was kind of medium
in height,
906
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:50,209
not too fair, not too dark.
907
01:00:50,792 --> 01:00:53,626
The other was pretty much
the same as the first.
908
01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,917
And they both wore
real nice clothing,
909
01:00:56,042 --> 01:00:57,917
both looked to be
very serious-like,
910
01:00:58,001 --> 01:00:59,876
and they both had pencils.
911
01:01:00,001 --> 01:01:01,126
Pencils?
912
01:01:01,584 --> 01:01:03,042
Only scouts have pencils.
913
01:01:04,001 --> 01:01:05,251
Scouts for sure!
914
01:01:07,001 --> 01:01:08,167
Oh, God.
915
01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,584
What's the matter?
916
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,376
They're here to see my show
917
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,542
and now that Judy has been
so brutally taken from me,
918
01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,167
I don't rightly have a show
to show them.
919
01:01:17,626 --> 01:01:18,876
Damn it!
920
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:20,459
This was my ticket out.
921
01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:22,667
(GRUNTS)
922
01:01:23,251 --> 01:01:24,876
Maybe I could help.
923
01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:28,667
I've not got any experience
with puppets,
924
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:32,376
but I'd sure be grateful
for the opportunity
925
01:01:32,501 --> 01:01:34,126
to learn the ins and outs
of theatre.
926
01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:37,209
I can sing and dance a little.
927
01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:40,751
And I've always been mad keen
to learn the trombone.
928
01:01:40,876 --> 01:01:43,626
Alright, alright.
Time is of the essence.
929
01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:46,834
We gotta get you mastering
them marionette strings.
930
01:01:46,959 --> 01:01:49,459
We can discuss trombones
at a later date.
931
01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:52,834
(LAUGHS)
932
01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:31,292
(BONES CRACK)
933
01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:44,001
(GRUNTS)
934
01:03:39,084 --> 01:03:41,417
Best you get that revengey look
off your face.
935
01:03:42,001 --> 01:03:43,292
It doesn't suit you.
936
01:03:43,959 --> 01:03:45,417
I think you know that.
937
01:03:47,834 --> 01:03:50,751
Ain't going to do no good
you charging back there,
938
01:03:51,376 --> 01:03:52,542
killing him.
939
01:03:52,626 --> 01:03:53,792
I have to go back.
940
01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:57,167
I can't let him get away
with it. It isn't right.
941
01:03:58,042 --> 01:04:01,876
(SCOFFS) Since when does what's
right make any difference?
942
01:04:03,376 --> 01:04:05,501
What do you think we're all
doing out here? Hm?
943
01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:07,751
You think we're out here
because
944
01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:11,626
what's right is important
to anyone in that town?
945
01:04:12,376 --> 01:04:15,751
Every one of us is wanted for
some made-up reason or other.
946
01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:19,376
Most done nothing
to warrant it.
947
01:04:20,209 --> 01:04:22,376
We gotta let it go,
let it all go,
948
01:04:22,751 --> 01:04:25,001
let all of it go, all of it.
949
01:04:26,126 --> 01:04:29,959
Everything we had
before we were cast out.
950
01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:32,501
Just keep moving forward
951
01:04:34,626 --> 01:04:36,667
and hope the rest of the world
catches up.
952
01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:41,167
What do you think's
gonna happen,
953
01:04:41,251 --> 01:04:43,292
you go traipsing
back into town
954
01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,709
ranting and raving?
955
01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:48,084
They already think you're dead,
and now suddenly you're not.
956
01:04:48,459 --> 01:04:49,917
That's gonna make you a witch
957
01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:53,167
or some kind of devil
in their eyes for sure.
958
01:04:53,709 --> 01:04:55,042
Doesn't matter what you say,
959
01:04:55,126 --> 01:04:56,792
don't matter
what actually happened.
960
01:04:57,376 --> 01:04:58,834
You'll wind up dead.
961
01:05:01,459 --> 01:05:03,292
All of us heretics
are moving soon.
962
01:05:04,876 --> 01:05:06,376
So you've got a choice to make.
963
01:05:06,751 --> 01:05:08,126
You can stick with us,
964
01:05:09,126 --> 01:05:10,459
forget Seaside,
965
01:05:10,834 --> 01:05:12,292
or leave now.
966
01:05:15,334 --> 01:05:17,084
If I don't go back, he wins.
967
01:05:18,501 --> 01:05:19,792
I have to run away.
968
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,126
I have to leave my home.
969
01:05:22,376 --> 01:05:23,501
He wins.
970
01:05:24,167 --> 01:05:25,126
(GROANS)
971
01:05:25,459 --> 01:05:27,584
I just said a whole lot of
important stuff just then.
972
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:29,376
Were you even listening?
973
01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:31,417
Forget about him.
974
01:05:32,001 --> 01:05:33,042
Forget about all of them.
975
01:05:34,376 --> 01:05:36,209
You can't fix that town.
976
01:05:38,459 --> 01:05:40,001
Use your smarts.
977
01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:43,709
Assuming you even got any.
978
01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:49,376
You can't hunch her over
like you would the maid.
979
01:05:49,459 --> 01:05:51,209
This one's built proud
and upright.
980
01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:53,167
You have to keep
a straight spine with her
981
01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:55,626
or you won't get the right
movements through her arms.
982
01:05:58,126 --> 01:05:59,709
Relax the arms
983
01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:02,792
and get her straight
through the spine!
984
01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:05,584
She'll tangle again
if you pull up so quickly.
985
01:06:07,792 --> 01:06:09,959
This puppet is broken, Punch!
986
01:06:10,251 --> 01:06:11,834
I'm telling you,
it won't do a thing right!
987
01:06:11,917 --> 01:06:13,292
- (CLATTER)
- Hey!
988
01:06:16,251 --> 01:06:17,709
You can't be dropping
the puppets.
989
01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,042
They're mighty delicate.
990
01:06:20,251 --> 01:06:22,959
If you break this one's face,
I'll be tempted to break yours!
991
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,667
You're of simple mind.
992
01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:29,834
You're a simple-minded dimwit!
993
01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:32,459
You've got to listen
when I tell you things.
994
01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:34,834
Unless you get this show right,
995
01:06:34,959 --> 01:06:36,542
you'll be stuck in Seaside
996
01:06:36,667 --> 01:06:39,626
whoring yourself out to
stinking Welshmen for eternity.
997
01:06:42,084 --> 01:06:44,459
I might not be as smart as you,
Punch,
998
01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:46,584
but it don't take a big brain
999
01:06:46,709 --> 01:06:49,709
to know it was Judy who held
this show together anyways.
1000
01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,126
I'm sorry. (SOBS)
1001
01:06:56,209 --> 01:06:57,459
(SCREAMS)
1002
01:06:57,626 --> 01:06:59,959
(SOBS)
1003
01:07:03,501 --> 01:07:05,001
(SHOUTS)
1004
01:07:16,959 --> 01:07:18,417
Pull yourself together, woman.
1005
01:07:19,626 --> 01:07:20,751
I've had an idea.
1006
01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:27,626
(MEN LAUGH)
1007
01:07:27,751 --> 01:07:30,584
Constable Fairbrother, you've
just missed the announcement.
1008
01:07:30,709 --> 01:07:31,876
Announcement?
1009
01:07:32,001 --> 01:07:34,459
You'll be relieved to hear
that a full confession
1010
01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,417
has been elicited
from both prisoners
1011
01:07:36,542 --> 01:07:38,042
and an announcement made
1012
01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:40,251
that they shall hang
before the month is out.
1013
01:07:40,376 --> 01:07:43,417
I would have thought
I should be asked to attend,
1014
01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:45,334
given my position as constable.
1015
01:07:45,751 --> 01:07:46,917
Oh, never mind that.
1016
01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:48,542
No doubt you had
more important matters
1017
01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:50,001
to concern yourself with.
1018
01:07:50,126 --> 01:07:51,792
The ruffians are more than
experienced
1019
01:07:51,917 --> 01:07:53,417
in the taking of confessions.
1020
01:07:53,834 --> 01:07:55,876
And an announcement already...?
1021
01:07:56,251 --> 01:07:59,126
It all seems rather hasty
to me, Mr Frankly.
1022
01:07:59,251 --> 01:08:00,876
No need to worry, Constable.
1023
01:08:01,001 --> 01:08:03,542
The townsfolk are relieved
to have them off the streets.
1024
01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:06,917
Er, perhaps there's some
redecorating you could do
1025
01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,084
in the watch house.
1026
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:10,751
(MEN SNIGGER)
1027
01:08:13,376 --> 01:08:15,459
(SNIGGERS) Constable.
1028
01:08:52,292 --> 01:08:55,376
LEONARD COHEN:
♪ And who by fire
1029
01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:58,709
♪ Who by water
1030
01:08:59,542 --> 01:09:02,126
♪ Who in the sunshine
1031
01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:05,334
♪ Who in the night-time
1032
01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:08,459
♪ Who by high ordeal
1033
01:09:08,959 --> 01:09:11,834
♪ Who by common trial
1034
01:09:12,084 --> 01:09:15,001
♪ Who in your merry, merry
month of May
1035
01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:17,834
♪ Who by very slow decay
1036
01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:20,459
♪ And who
1037
01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:23,417
♪ Shall I say
1038
01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:25,459
♪ Is calling
1039
01:09:30,876 --> 01:09:34,084
♪ And who in her lonely slip
1040
01:09:34,209 --> 01:09:37,001
♪ Who by barbiturate
1041
01:09:37,334 --> 01:09:40,334
♪ Who in these realms of love
1042
01:09:40,501 --> 01:09:43,417
♪ Who by something blunt
1043
01:09:43,501 --> 01:09:46,459
♪ Who by avalanche
1044
01:09:46,584 --> 01:09:49,334
♪ Who by powder
1045
01:09:49,459 --> 01:09:52,459
♪ Who for his greed
1046
01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:55,334
♪ Who for his hunger
1047
01:09:55,459 --> 01:09:57,876
♪ And who
1048
01:09:57,959 --> 01:09:59,959
♪ Shall I say
1049
01:10:01,584 --> 01:10:03,042
♪ Is calling
1050
01:10:07,959 --> 01:10:11,042
♪ And who by brave assent
1051
01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:13,917
♪ Who by accident
1052
01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:17,292
♪ Who in solitude
1053
01:10:17,584 --> 01:10:20,251
♪ Who in this mirror
1054
01:10:20,709 --> 01:10:23,459
♪ Who by his lady's command
1055
01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:26,751
♪ Who by his own hand
1056
01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:29,667
♪ Who in mortal chains
1057
01:10:30,001 --> 01:10:32,542
♪ Who in power
1058
01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:35,209
♪ And who
1059
01:10:35,334 --> 01:10:37,501
♪ Shall I say
1060
01:10:38,751 --> 01:10:40,542
♪ Is calling? ♪
1061
01:10:45,917 --> 01:10:48,001
(YELLS)
1062
01:10:51,709 --> 01:10:53,876
(CHEERING)
1063
01:10:54,001 --> 01:10:55,834
Legs and feet in the left box.
1064
01:10:56,167 --> 01:10:57,584
Hands and arms in the right.
1065
01:10:59,209 --> 01:11:01,667
Jumble the extremities -
I'll cut off your head.
1066
01:11:05,209 --> 01:11:06,542
Come on, now.
1067
01:11:08,084 --> 01:11:09,417
It's a hand!
1068
01:11:15,501 --> 01:11:16,584
Judy!
1069
01:11:17,376 --> 01:11:18,417
Drink?
1070
01:11:19,126 --> 01:11:21,334
To celebrate new beginnings.
1071
01:11:26,001 --> 01:11:27,417
(CHUCKLES)
1072
01:11:50,876 --> 01:11:54,209
(DISTANT CONVERSATIONS)
1073
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:07,001
WOMAN: Hurry up!
1074
01:12:07,126 --> 01:12:08,792
Hurry up!
1075
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,542
Oh, good evening,
Law Enforcement.
1076
01:12:22,084 --> 01:12:23,709
A fine night, isn't it?
1077
01:12:24,209 --> 01:12:26,334
So still and pleasant.
1078
01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:29,501
A drink on the eve
of your hanging,
1079
01:12:30,001 --> 01:12:31,376
as is customary?
1080
01:12:32,501 --> 01:12:34,709
Oh, that's nice, that is.
1081
01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:36,501
Thank you.
1082
01:12:36,792 --> 01:12:39,792
I don't rightly mind a nip
before bedtime.
1083
01:12:40,209 --> 01:12:43,292
It puts one's troubles at ease.
1084
01:12:45,126 --> 01:12:46,709
Thank you, thank you very much.
1085
01:12:50,042 --> 01:12:51,584
For you, Maude?
1086
01:12:54,834 --> 01:12:57,334
Sleep evading you, is it,
Law Enforcement?
1087
01:12:58,292 --> 01:13:00,292
It's not a trouble I've had
before.
1088
01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:05,042
If one thing ever came easy to
me, it was a good slumber.
1089
01:13:06,667 --> 01:13:09,376
But the simple pleasure is
totally eluding me now.
1090
01:13:09,709 --> 01:13:11,709
Oh. Well, sit, sit.
1091
01:13:15,334 --> 01:13:18,792
I've had patches of
restlessness like that myself,
1092
01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:19,792
young man.
1093
01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,417
Oh, yes.
1094
01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:23,042
When you've lived
as long as I have,
1095
01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,751
you've come
to realise the cause.
1096
01:13:27,001 --> 01:13:29,834
When things tilt off
in a way they shouldn't,
1097
01:13:30,834 --> 01:13:32,376
when the world gets crooked,
1098
01:13:33,084 --> 01:13:36,167
and it has no choice
but to right itself -
1099
01:13:37,126 --> 01:13:40,167
Yes, that's when it's hard
to slumber.
1100
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:42,917
I feel it too.
1101
01:13:44,459 --> 01:13:47,376
Someone is close
to rousing the Devil.
1102
01:13:55,709 --> 01:13:58,459
(MUTTERS) The greatest
puppeteer of his generation,
1103
01:13:58,584 --> 01:14:00,209
the greatest puppeteer
of his generation.
1104
01:14:00,584 --> 01:14:02,417
(EXHALES)
1105
01:14:02,542 --> 01:14:03,959
Pass that bottle, Poll.
1106
01:14:04,084 --> 01:14:05,542
Punch is a touch nervy tonight.
1107
01:14:05,751 --> 01:14:08,001
Are you sure that's a bright
idea, Punch, darling?
1108
01:14:08,501 --> 01:14:10,459
Well, you're full of opinions
suddenly, aren't you?
1109
01:14:11,042 --> 01:14:12,792
I just don't know that
I got a good feeling
1110
01:14:12,876 --> 01:14:13,917
about this plan of yours.
1111
01:14:14,001 --> 01:14:16,542
If I were you,
I'd be expending my energy
1112
01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:19,126
making sure you don't turn
the night into a fiasco!
1113
01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:22,376
If you had any talent,
1114
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,626
if you had any talent,
1115
01:14:24,959 --> 01:14:27,459
maybe I wouldn't have to be
having this idea.
1116
01:14:27,876 --> 01:14:31,084
But talent scouts
are in the talent business!
1117
01:14:31,209 --> 01:14:32,876
They're looking for one thing -
1118
01:14:33,834 --> 01:14:34,792
talent!
1119
01:14:35,584 --> 01:14:37,834
And you, my dear,
1120
01:14:38,626 --> 01:14:39,834
got none!
1121
01:14:42,501 --> 01:14:43,542
I...
1122
01:14:55,834 --> 01:15:00,209
Roll up, roll up,
dearest audience!
1123
01:15:01,626 --> 01:15:03,751
Sit your arses on a seat
1124
01:15:03,876 --> 01:15:06,001
instead of sitting
on the fence!
1125
01:15:06,251 --> 01:15:07,292
(HUBBUB)
1126
01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:10,834
Put your money in the tin
if you want to see the puppets.
1127
01:15:11,334 --> 01:15:13,042
The show will begin...
1128
01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:14,917
They let you out of
the whorehouse, then?
1129
01:15:15,042 --> 01:15:16,792
(WOMEN LAUGH)
1130
01:15:17,584 --> 01:15:19,251
..momentarily.
1131
01:15:19,376 --> 01:15:22,417
Take off your corset
and I'll give you a penny!
1132
01:15:22,709 --> 01:15:25,292
(ROARS OF LAUGHTER)
1133
01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:28,292
You quit your job
at the cathouse, Poll?
1134
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,209
Or is this just a sideline?
1135
01:15:31,542 --> 01:15:34,042
(LAUGHTER)
1136
01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:37,042
(APPLAUSE)
1137
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:38,584
All... (EXHALES)
1138
01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:42,042
All the way from the big smoke
Mr Punch has come
1139
01:15:42,626 --> 01:15:45,209
with brand-new puppets
that Mr Punch has brung.
1140
01:15:45,626 --> 01:15:47,209
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
1141
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:50,626
More lifelike are these puppets
than any you've yet seen.
1142
01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:53,667
You'll wonder how it's possible
to make...
1143
01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:55,292
Your regulars will miss ya
1144
01:15:55,376 --> 01:15:57,834
if you run away
with the circus, Poll!
1145
01:15:58,376 --> 01:16:00,292
(RAUCOUS LAUGHTER)
1146
01:16:03,084 --> 01:16:05,459
And now for the puppet
extravaganza!
1147
01:16:05,626 --> 01:16:06,959
Ladies and gentlemen,
1148
01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:09,001
the one, the only,
1149
01:16:09,209 --> 01:16:11,917
the greatest puppeteer
of his time -
1150
01:16:12,042 --> 01:16:13,459
Professor Punch!
1151
01:16:13,834 --> 01:16:15,792
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1152
01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:26,667
Here within we now begin
the history of Punch.
1153
01:16:28,001 --> 01:16:30,459
So dark it is and full of woe,
1154
01:16:31,001 --> 01:16:32,876
you may just lose your lunch.
(TAPS)
1155
01:16:33,376 --> 01:16:36,251
(CROWD MUTTERS)
1156
01:16:39,334 --> 01:16:41,292
There's people claim
their show's the best,
1157
01:16:42,209 --> 01:16:44,792
their puppets great and tall...
1158
01:16:46,876 --> 01:16:49,334
But Punch's
lifelike puppet show
1159
01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:51,417
is the punchiest of them all!
1160
01:16:51,959 --> 01:16:53,917
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1161
01:16:56,501 --> 01:16:57,876
- The scouts are in.
- I saw them.
1162
01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,251
Just hang on to them handles,
that's all you gotta do.
1163
01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:08,792
OK, bring her in.
1164
01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:13,209
♪ VERDI: RIGOLETTO, ACT II -
SCORRENDO UNITI REMOTA VIA ♪
1165
01:17:21,167 --> 01:17:22,709
WOMAN: Are they...
1166
01:17:22,834 --> 01:17:24,084
OK, you.
1167
01:17:33,292 --> 01:17:34,584
Get moving.
1168
01:17:34,709 --> 01:17:36,126
Get over there and whack her.
1169
01:17:36,251 --> 01:17:38,542
- (CROWD BOOS)
- MAN: Judy!
1170
01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:39,667
WOMAN: What?
1171
01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:41,417
Money back!
1172
01:17:42,001 --> 01:17:44,876
Get your one moving.
Mine one's stuck.
1173
01:17:45,001 --> 01:17:46,167
(WHISPERS) Flea, darling...
1174
01:17:47,084 --> 01:17:48,542
Psst! Darling.
1175
01:17:48,667 --> 01:17:51,292
Get over there, do something.
1176
01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,042
PUNCH: OK, now whack her.
1177
01:17:58,751 --> 01:18:01,209
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- Not that hard.
1178
01:18:01,334 --> 01:18:03,917
PUNCH: Hey! Stop that! Hey!
1179
01:18:04,042 --> 01:18:05,084
(CROWD LAUGHS)
1180
01:18:05,209 --> 01:18:07,001
Fuck!
They're fighting for real!
1181
01:18:07,126 --> 01:18:09,334
Hey, stop it! Stop it, you two!
1182
01:18:09,459 --> 01:18:11,209
(CROWD LAUGHS)
1183
01:18:11,334 --> 01:18:13,167
I'll stop them.
1184
01:18:19,584 --> 01:18:22,042
Stop it! Stop fighting now!
1185
01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:23,376
Stop it!
1186
01:18:23,501 --> 01:18:24,834
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
1187
01:18:24,959 --> 01:18:27,751
Come on over here,
pretty Polly,
1188
01:18:27,834 --> 01:18:30,584
and show us your real talents!
1189
01:18:36,709 --> 01:18:38,876
- (CROWD LAUGHS)
- Someone's angry!
1190
01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:45,334
(CHEERING)
1191
01:18:58,709 --> 01:19:00,251
(GLASS BREAKS)
1192
01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:12,667
(SOBBING)
1193
01:19:17,084 --> 01:19:21,167
(MAN CRIES)
1194
01:19:22,126 --> 01:19:23,459
Are you alright?
1195
01:19:23,584 --> 01:19:24,751
(MAN WEEPS)
1196
01:19:24,876 --> 01:19:27,626
(STUTTERS) Yes, fine.
1197
01:19:28,126 --> 01:19:29,542
I... I'm fine.
1198
01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:31,917
Why do you ask?
1199
01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:33,417
Because you're weeping.
1200
01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:34,834
(LAUGHS) No, no, no.
1201
01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:38,709
You've mistaken my laughter
for tears is all.
1202
01:19:40,001 --> 01:19:41,126
If you laugh,
1203
01:19:41,917 --> 01:19:43,542
others will laugh with you.
1204
01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:46,626
If you stop laughing, you die.
1205
01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:50,209
(WEEPS)
1206
01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:57,209
See you at the hanging.
(WEEPS)
1207
01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:59,292
There's to be a hanging?
1208
01:20:00,376 --> 01:20:02,626
Has your head
been buried underground
1209
01:20:02,751 --> 01:20:04,001
these past few weeks?
1210
01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:06,626
They're hanging
the two old servants,
1211
01:20:06,751 --> 01:20:08,126
Maude and Scaramouche,
1212
01:20:08,209 --> 01:20:11,376
what killed Punch's wife
and wee baby.
1213
01:20:11,959 --> 01:20:13,209
(WEEPS)
1214
01:20:13,334 --> 01:20:14,751
And when are they set to hang?
1215
01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:17,209
First up tomorrow, of course.
1216
01:20:18,209 --> 01:20:20,834
I prefer a good witch burning
myself.
1217
01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,167
I suppose they've got
to mix it up a bit...
1218
01:20:26,167 --> 01:20:28,459
..save us all
from getting bored.
1219
01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:30,417
(WEEPS)
1220
01:20:53,251 --> 01:20:55,167
(HORSE SNORTS)
1221
01:21:02,459 --> 01:21:04,501
(HORSE NEIGHS)
1222
01:21:11,376 --> 01:21:13,417
Hey. Shh, shh, shh.
1223
01:21:15,709 --> 01:21:17,209
Hey.
1224
01:21:19,376 --> 01:21:20,876
Where did you come from?
1225
01:21:24,376 --> 01:21:25,709
(TWIG SNAPS)
1226
01:21:37,209 --> 01:21:39,626
(HORSE NEIGHS)
1227
01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:03,542
(FAINT WHISPERING)
1228
01:22:07,209 --> 01:22:09,084
(FAINT WHISPERING)
1229
01:22:13,126 --> 01:22:15,251
(DISTANT HOWLING)
1230
01:22:15,959 --> 01:22:17,042
Who's there?
1231
01:22:22,667 --> 01:22:24,876
(HOWLING)
1232
01:22:27,334 --> 01:22:29,459
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1233
01:22:34,292 --> 01:22:35,792
(RATTLING)
1234
01:22:38,251 --> 01:22:40,834
(EERIE WHISTLE)
1235
01:22:44,376 --> 01:22:47,251
(FAINT WHISPER) Hello, Punch...
1236
01:22:50,792 --> 01:22:52,876
Just the wind, Punch.
It's just the wind.
1237
01:22:53,292 --> 01:22:55,834
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
1238
01:22:55,959 --> 01:22:58,042
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1239
01:22:58,167 --> 01:22:59,709
(GASPS)
1240
01:22:59,834 --> 01:23:01,542
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
1241
01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,167
Where are you?
1242
01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:05,167
(EERIE WHISPER)
1243
01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,376
(VOICES OVERLAP)
I'm right here. Over here.
1244
01:23:07,459 --> 01:23:09,001
I'm your friend.
Over here.
1245
01:23:09,209 --> 01:23:10,501
Don't be scared.
1246
01:23:10,626 --> 01:23:12,167
I have a proposition for you.
1247
01:23:12,251 --> 01:23:14,334
(GASPS) Leave me!
1248
01:23:15,459 --> 01:23:16,834
I've no business with ya.
1249
01:23:18,959 --> 01:23:20,334
Why don't you torment
someone else?
1250
01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:23,292
- Boo!
- (SCREAMS)
1251
01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:25,584
(PUNCH BREATHES HEAVILY)
1252
01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,501
(RASPY VOICE) Punch...
1253
01:23:29,501 --> 01:23:30,667
Who are you?
1254
01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:34,709
The Devil knows
what you've done, Punch!
1255
01:23:35,751 --> 01:23:38,167
And the Devil is much enamoured
of your work.
1256
01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:41,209
I don't know what you've heard,
but it isn't true.
1257
01:23:41,292 --> 01:23:44,376
So impressed is he that the
Devil wants you on his team.
1258
01:23:44,667 --> 01:23:45,667
- (THUNDER BOOMS)
- (SCREAMS)
1259
01:23:45,751 --> 01:23:48,001
He wants you to join with him
in the down below.
1260
01:23:48,334 --> 01:23:50,001
What do you say, Punch?
1261
01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:51,751
Want to team up with the Devil?
1262
01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,334
I'm just a puppeteer, sir.
1263
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:58,001
I'm just a puppeteer.
1264
01:23:59,626 --> 01:24:01,667
You'd have no use of me
in the down below.
1265
01:24:02,209 --> 01:24:03,876
You have blood in your house!
1266
01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,167
- You have blood in your house!
- Stop it! (SOBS)
1267
01:24:06,584 --> 01:24:08,042
What do I have to do?
Tell me what to do!
1268
01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:09,334
You have blood in your house!
1269
01:24:09,459 --> 01:24:11,376
- Please, just stop!
- You have blood in your house.
1270
01:24:11,501 --> 01:24:13,959
Do you want to go to Heaven
or do you want to go to Hell?
1271
01:24:15,501 --> 01:24:16,459
Heaven?
1272
01:24:17,459 --> 01:24:19,417
Only good men go to Heaven.
1273
01:24:20,042 --> 01:24:21,959
Are you a good man, Punch?
1274
01:24:23,084 --> 01:24:24,376
I can't hear you!
1275
01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:26,709
- Are you a good man?!
- Yes.
1276
01:24:26,834 --> 01:24:28,751
- Louder!
- Yes.
1277
01:24:29,209 --> 01:24:31,126
Yes, I'm a good man.
1278
01:24:31,917 --> 01:24:34,209
Then you must
right your wrongs.
1279
01:24:35,126 --> 01:24:37,292
Confess to the people, Punch.
1280
01:24:38,209 --> 01:24:40,167
Tell the people
what you've done.
1281
01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:44,001
Only you can fix
this mess you've made.
1282
01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:45,876
Can you do that, Punch?
1283
01:24:46,001 --> 01:24:47,667
Can you right your wrongs?
1284
01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:48,834
I can.
1285
01:24:49,209 --> 01:24:50,501
Because if you do not,
1286
01:24:50,709 --> 01:24:52,334
I will come back for you
1287
01:24:52,459 --> 01:24:55,584
and I will not show you the
mercy I've shown you tonight.
1288
01:24:55,709 --> 01:24:57,209
- (THUNDER BOOMS)
- (GASPS)
1289
01:25:00,584 --> 01:25:01,792
(PANTING)
1290
01:25:14,084 --> 01:25:16,251
(HORSE SNORTS)
1291
01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:28,167
(DISTANT CHEERING)
1292
01:25:31,667 --> 01:25:34,459
ALL: ♪ Singing
"Bide, lady, bide
1293
01:25:34,584 --> 01:25:36,667
♪ Your lust for me won't hide
1294
01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:39,292
♪ This dusty smith
will be your love
1295
01:25:39,376 --> 01:25:41,584
♪ So lay aside your pride"
1296
01:25:41,709 --> 01:25:44,167
♪ So lady she turned
into a horse
1297
01:25:44,292 --> 01:25:46,542
♪ Dark as the night is black
1298
01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:51,084
♪ So he became a hairy saddle
for to ride onto her back
1299
01:25:51,209 --> 01:25:53,667
♪ Singing
"Bide, lady, bide"... ♪
1300
01:25:53,792 --> 01:25:56,251
(SINGING FADES)
1301
01:25:57,626 --> 01:26:02,876
♪ I was riding over
from far as what I've seen
1302
01:26:03,001 --> 01:26:05,459
♪ Feel me riding home again
1303
01:26:05,584 --> 01:26:08,251
♪ Home on a valiant steed
1304
01:26:08,376 --> 01:26:10,834
♪ I was wandering by
1305
01:26:10,959 --> 01:26:13,459
♪ Far in an open field
1306
01:26:13,584 --> 01:26:15,459
♪ I...
1307
01:26:19,334 --> 01:26:21,917
♪ Waking all alone again
1308
01:26:22,084 --> 01:26:24,626
♪ Riding in my sleep
1309
01:26:24,751 --> 01:26:27,292
♪ Waiting for the time,
my friend
1310
01:26:27,417 --> 01:26:29,626
♪ Gaily circling
1311
01:26:30,334 --> 01:26:32,959
♪ Feel me riding home again
1312
01:26:33,251 --> 01:26:35,542
♪ Far in an open field
1313
01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:38,417
♪ See me riding home again
1314
01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:41,876
♪ Far as what I feel
1315
01:26:43,209 --> 01:26:45,292
♪ Ah-ah
1316
01:26:46,501 --> 01:26:48,209
♪ Ah-ah... ♪
1317
01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:54,417
MA: Scotty!
1318
01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:57,667
Why are you still awake?
1319
01:27:00,292 --> 01:27:01,626
Should get some sleep.
1320
01:27:03,584 --> 01:27:05,417
We got the big move tomorrow.
1321
01:27:06,751 --> 01:27:08,626
- Ma...
- Yeah?
1322
01:27:09,834 --> 01:27:11,084
Where are we even going?
1323
01:27:12,417 --> 01:27:14,084
I don't know, Scotty.
We'll find somewhere.
1324
01:27:15,126 --> 01:27:16,251
We always do.
1325
01:27:18,292 --> 01:27:21,292
Do you think one day we might
not have to move anymore?
1326
01:27:22,876 --> 01:27:24,834
I'd like to just live somewhere
proper.
1327
01:27:25,626 --> 01:27:28,126
♪ I was riding over, friend
1328
01:27:28,334 --> 01:27:30,459
♪ Far as what I see
1329
01:27:31,126 --> 01:27:33,376
♪ Feel me riding home again
1330
01:27:33,876 --> 01:27:36,084
♪ Home on a valiant steed
1331
01:27:36,626 --> 01:27:39,042
♪ All is still
till day turns night
1332
01:27:39,167 --> 01:27:41,542
♪ Far on an open field
1333
01:27:42,001 --> 01:27:44,459
♪ And I'll be riding home
till I'm
1334
01:27:44,876 --> 01:27:47,251
♪ Far as what I feel
1335
01:27:50,084 --> 01:27:51,251
♪ Ah-ah
1336
01:27:52,792 --> 01:27:53,917
♪ Ah-ah. ♪
1337
01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:59,126
PREACHER: And you shall fear
the Almighty,
1338
01:27:59,834 --> 01:28:03,126
for the Almighty Lord
has come for you today.
1339
01:28:03,251 --> 01:28:04,376
(CROWD CHEERS)
1340
01:28:04,501 --> 01:28:06,459
And we will be rid
of the filth!
1341
01:28:06,584 --> 01:28:08,792
- (CHEERING)
- Of the vermin!
1342
01:28:09,959 --> 01:28:12,709
The vile, the unholy, ungodly!
1343
01:28:13,751 --> 01:28:17,584
The incarnations of the Devil
will hang!
1344
01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:21,084
- (WILD CHEERING)
- Yes, yes, yes!
1345
01:28:23,501 --> 01:28:24,834
Come on.
1346
01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:27,334
(BLOWS HORN)
1347
01:28:27,459 --> 01:28:28,876
Right.
1348
01:28:29,001 --> 01:28:31,209
(SILENCE)
1349
01:28:31,834 --> 01:28:33,542
Good people of Seaside,
1350
01:28:34,751 --> 01:28:38,167
in our continuing effort
to rid this land
1351
01:28:38,251 --> 01:28:40,126
of those marked by the Devil,
1352
01:28:41,334 --> 01:28:43,542
we present these two heathens.
1353
01:28:43,792 --> 01:28:45,626
(CROWD BOOS)
1354
01:28:46,209 --> 01:28:48,376
Two who have worked in unison
1355
01:28:49,209 --> 01:28:52,501
to commit an act
of unspeakable violence
1356
01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:56,042
and whose necks will be
snapped on account of it!
1357
01:28:56,167 --> 01:28:58,459
(CHEERING)
1358
01:29:02,251 --> 01:29:03,709
Thank you, sir.
1359
01:29:06,376 --> 01:29:09,334
And now I call on Mr Punch,
1360
01:29:10,126 --> 01:29:12,834
the aggrieved victim
in these here circumstances,
1361
01:29:13,167 --> 01:29:15,126
to deliver his final statement.
1362
01:29:15,251 --> 01:29:17,376
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1363
01:29:21,667 --> 01:29:23,209
Thank you kindly, Frankly.
1364
01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:28,334
MAN: You're our man, Punch!
1365
01:29:29,792 --> 01:29:30,709
(CLEARS THROAT)
1366
01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:35,042
CROWD: Shh, shh.
1367
01:29:35,751 --> 01:29:36,709
My friends...
1368
01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:42,876
..these two who stand
before you on the gallows...
1369
01:29:44,751 --> 01:29:45,792
..these two...
1370
01:29:50,584 --> 01:29:51,584
..these two...
1371
01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:58,209
..did not kill my wife
and child.
1372
01:29:58,334 --> 01:30:00,001
(CROWD GASPS AND EXCLAIMS)
1373
01:30:05,917 --> 01:30:06,959
(CLEARS THROAT)
1374
01:30:07,501 --> 01:30:08,626
People of Seaside...
1375
01:30:15,501 --> 01:30:16,542
People of Seaside...
1376
01:30:19,751 --> 01:30:21,209
MAN: We love you, Punch!
1377
01:30:21,792 --> 01:30:23,834
(CHEERING)
MAN: Seaside loves you, Punch!
1378
01:30:23,959 --> 01:30:26,042
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- Mr Punch!
1379
01:30:27,917 --> 01:30:30,709
(WILD CHEERING)
1380
01:30:30,834 --> 01:30:32,917
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE FADE)
1381
01:30:36,917 --> 01:30:38,626
These two who stand before you
1382
01:30:39,292 --> 01:30:41,834
did not kill my wife and child.
1383
01:30:42,584 --> 01:30:46,834
They are mere conduits
for the work of the Devil!
1384
01:30:47,251 --> 01:30:48,709
(CHEERING)
1385
01:30:49,167 --> 01:30:52,959
And it is the Devil we confront
in the act of their hanging.
1386
01:30:53,084 --> 01:30:55,834
CROWD: Yeah!
1387
01:30:56,251 --> 01:30:59,042
These two infidels
know not what they do!
1388
01:30:59,834 --> 01:31:03,001
They are representatives
of His evil ways
1389
01:31:03,251 --> 01:31:04,709
and in the act
of their hanging,
1390
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:06,376
we say to the Devil,
"No!"
1391
01:31:06,626 --> 01:31:07,959
CROWD: No!
1392
01:31:08,084 --> 01:31:09,626
We, the people of Seaside,
1393
01:31:09,751 --> 01:31:11,126
are stronger than you!
1394
01:31:11,251 --> 01:31:12,584
CROWD: Yes!
1395
01:31:12,709 --> 01:31:14,292
We, the people of Seaside,
1396
01:31:14,417 --> 01:31:16,042
will eradicate you!
1397
01:31:16,167 --> 01:31:17,459
CROWD: Yes!
1398
01:31:17,959 --> 01:31:21,459
- So hang they must!
- CROWD: Yes!
1399
01:31:21,584 --> 01:31:23,709
WOMAN: Hang 'em! Hang 'em!
1400
01:31:23,834 --> 01:31:25,709
(CHEERING)
1401
01:31:27,959 --> 01:31:29,792
And as I am the man
who has had his family
1402
01:31:29,876 --> 01:31:31,001
so brutally taken from him,
1403
01:31:31,709 --> 01:31:32,834
I should have the privilege
1404
01:31:33,417 --> 01:31:34,959
of dropping them
to their deaths.
1405
01:31:35,084 --> 01:31:36,876
(CHEERING)
1406
01:31:37,751 --> 01:31:39,042
I stand before you,
1407
01:31:39,501 --> 01:31:41,876
a proud resident of Seaside,
1408
01:31:42,584 --> 01:31:45,376
the greatest puppeteer
of my generation!
1409
01:31:45,501 --> 01:31:46,751
(CHEERING)
1410
01:31:47,126 --> 01:31:49,001
Father to a murdered daughter,
1411
01:31:49,667 --> 01:31:51,376
husband to a murdered wife,
1412
01:31:52,209 --> 01:31:54,042
and I will have my vengeance
1413
01:31:54,626 --> 01:31:56,834
in this life or the next.
1414
01:31:56,959 --> 01:31:59,834
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1415
01:32:05,584 --> 01:32:06,584
Good dying!
1416
01:32:06,667 --> 01:32:10,001
(CROWD CHEERS)
1417
01:32:10,126 --> 01:32:12,042
(MAUDE SOBS)
1418
01:32:12,167 --> 01:32:14,167
Good dying!
1419
01:32:16,209 --> 01:32:18,376
(CROWD MUTTERS)
1420
01:32:21,209 --> 01:32:24,042
(CONFUSED MUTTERING)
1421
01:32:25,542 --> 01:32:27,292
Someone's tampered
with the hang ropes.
1422
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,334
(CROWD MURMURS)
1423
01:32:33,084 --> 01:32:35,917
(RUMBLING)
1424
01:32:37,584 --> 01:32:40,209
(HORSE NEIGHS)
1425
01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,084
Witches!
1426
01:32:51,167 --> 01:32:52,542
- (CROWD GASPS)
- MAN: What's going on?
1427
01:32:52,667 --> 01:32:54,626
- WOMAN: Look over there.
- (ALL GASP)
1428
01:33:04,792 --> 01:33:06,084
(HORSE NEIGHS)
1429
01:33:20,084 --> 01:33:23,334
(SCREAMING)
1430
01:33:39,334 --> 01:33:40,751
(HORSE NEIGHS)
1431
01:33:57,001 --> 01:33:58,876
- Get her!
- Stop right there.
1432
01:34:04,501 --> 01:34:06,001
(CROWD MURMURS)
1433
01:34:09,126 --> 01:34:10,501
(GASPS)
1434
01:34:16,334 --> 01:34:17,584
Hands in the air.
1435
01:34:20,417 --> 01:34:22,042
(PUNCH GASPS)
1436
01:34:22,167 --> 01:34:24,292
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
1437
01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:32,917
(PUNCH BREATHES RAGGEDLY)
1438
01:34:37,001 --> 01:34:38,292
I am no witch.
1439
01:34:39,959 --> 01:34:42,376
This man here, my husband,
1440
01:34:42,917 --> 01:34:44,959
killed my baby
and tried to kill me.
1441
01:34:46,209 --> 01:34:47,334
- (SHOCKED MURMURS)
- MAN: Terrible!
1442
01:34:52,001 --> 01:34:54,959
It seems to me something
is very wrong with this town.
1443
01:34:56,501 --> 01:34:59,001
You kill and cast out
your best souls!
1444
01:35:00,001 --> 01:35:01,126
Here you are
1445
01:35:01,209 --> 01:35:04,376
trying to off two of
the kindliest, gentlest folk
1446
01:35:04,459 --> 01:35:05,834
this town has ever known.
1447
01:35:07,584 --> 01:35:09,084
And based on what?
1448
01:35:09,792 --> 01:35:10,792
A suspicion?
1449
01:35:11,834 --> 01:35:14,251
A false accusation by this man?
1450
01:35:16,126 --> 01:35:17,667
You've all been sick as pigs
1451
01:35:17,751 --> 01:35:20,792
since you cast out Dr Goodtime
with her medicines and such.
1452
01:35:21,126 --> 01:35:23,376
You're all dressed
like hobo street monkeys
1453
01:35:23,459 --> 01:35:26,209
since you chased sartorial
Alice here into the forest.
1454
01:35:26,709 --> 01:35:28,292
You call us witches,
1455
01:35:29,042 --> 01:35:30,917
but what is a witch
but a person who sits
1456
01:35:31,001 --> 01:35:33,459
just outside your blinkered
view of the world.
1457
01:35:36,501 --> 01:35:38,917
And by that reckoning,
you should all be afraid.
1458
01:35:39,917 --> 01:35:41,584
Because I know
you all live daily
1459
01:35:41,709 --> 01:35:43,834
with the fear
of your own difference.
1460
01:35:46,251 --> 01:35:47,834
Today the witch is me...
1461
01:35:50,292 --> 01:35:52,334
..but I think you all know,
you all fear,
1462
01:35:52,751 --> 01:35:55,376
that tomorrow
the witch might be you!
1463
01:36:07,417 --> 01:36:09,209
No great crime
should go unpunished.
1464
01:36:11,876 --> 01:36:14,501
I'll not continue to stand
aside and watch you lauded.
1465
01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:17,917
You are a puppeteer no more,
Punch.
1466
01:36:21,251 --> 01:36:22,876
My sweet and talented wife...
1467
01:36:25,167 --> 01:36:26,334
(GRUNTS)
1468
01:36:26,459 --> 01:36:27,751
- (THUD!)
- (CROWD GASPS)
1469
01:36:31,792 --> 01:36:34,084
(PUNCH SCREAMS)
1470
01:36:40,417 --> 01:36:41,542
(EXHALES)
1471
01:36:45,459 --> 01:36:47,042
(CLATTER)
1472
01:37:00,334 --> 01:37:03,584
(PEACEFUL HARP MUSIC PLAYS)
1473
01:37:45,209 --> 01:37:47,417
(MUTTERS FEVERISHLY)
Shh! I've told you.
1474
01:37:52,001 --> 01:37:53,376
Hello!
1475
01:37:57,626 --> 01:37:58,917
Where's the rest of ya?
1476
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,292
Are you the only ones?
1477
01:38:04,709 --> 01:38:06,042
Well, you'll have to do.
1478
01:38:07,792 --> 01:38:09,209
Without further ado,
1479
01:38:10,209 --> 01:38:11,501
ladies and gentlemen,
1480
01:38:12,001 --> 01:38:13,084
boys and girls,
1481
01:38:13,834 --> 01:38:15,209
I am the Professor,
1482
01:38:15,709 --> 01:38:19,334
and this is
the Punch and Judy show!
1483
01:38:21,334 --> 01:38:24,667
This is the Punch and Judy
show!
1484
01:38:25,001 --> 01:38:27,084
(LAUGHS) That's better.
1485
01:38:27,417 --> 01:38:29,792
(CANNED AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)
1486
01:38:31,001 --> 01:38:33,667
Here within is the story.
1487
01:38:35,542 --> 01:38:37,209
It's a very violent story,
1488
01:38:38,334 --> 01:38:41,417
with a great many interesting
characters, including...
1489
01:38:43,334 --> 01:38:44,376
..Punch,
1490
01:38:45,459 --> 01:38:47,876
and Judy!
1491
01:39:05,459 --> 01:39:08,501
(MUMBLES)
1492
01:39:08,626 --> 01:39:11,667
(MUMBLES AND GRUNTS)
1493
01:39:17,126 --> 01:39:18,417
(GRUNTS)
1494
01:39:21,626 --> 01:39:25,209
(CONTINUES MUMBLING
AND GRUNTING)
1495
01:39:31,251 --> 01:39:34,126
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS)
1496
01:39:54,292 --> 01:39:58,001
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
1497
01:39:58,542 --> 01:40:03,542
(MAJESTIC MUSIC)
1498
01:40:18,084 --> 01:40:19,376
SONG: ♪ Life
1499
01:40:22,459 --> 01:40:24,209
♪ Life is life
1500
01:40:29,126 --> 01:40:30,209
♪ Life
1501
01:40:33,251 --> 01:40:35,376
♪ Life is life
1502
01:40:39,584 --> 01:40:42,542
♪ When we all give the power
1503
01:40:42,667 --> 01:40:44,709
♪ We all get the best
1504
01:40:45,084 --> 01:40:47,667
♪ Every minute in the hour
1505
01:40:47,751 --> 01:40:50,376
♪ We don't think about the rest
1506
01:40:50,501 --> 01:40:53,209
♪ When we all get the power
1507
01:40:53,501 --> 01:40:55,792
♪ We all give the best
1508
01:40:56,001 --> 01:40:58,626
♪ When everyone
gives everything
1509
01:40:58,792 --> 01:41:00,584
♪ Then every soul
1510
01:41:00,751 --> 01:41:05,792
♪ Every soul will get life
1511
01:41:08,251 --> 01:41:11,126
♪ Life is life
1512
01:41:14,292 --> 01:41:16,542
♪ Oh, life
1513
01:41:19,209 --> 01:41:21,917
♪ Life is life
1514
01:41:26,084 --> 01:41:28,959
♪ When we all feel the power
1515
01:41:30,126 --> 01:41:32,001
♪ Life is life
1516
01:41:32,126 --> 01:41:34,709
♪ We all feel the pain
1517
01:41:35,834 --> 01:41:37,251
♪ Life is life
1518
01:41:37,334 --> 01:41:40,209
♪ It's the feeling
of the people
1519
01:41:41,417 --> 01:41:42,626
♪ Life is life
1520
01:41:42,709 --> 01:41:45,292
♪ It's the feeling of the land
1521
01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:47,876
♪ Oh-oh
1522
01:41:48,001 --> 01:41:50,376
♪ When we all get the power
1523
01:41:50,626 --> 01:41:52,876
♪ We all get the best
1524
01:41:53,209 --> 01:41:55,792
♪ Every minute in the hour
1525
01:41:55,917 --> 01:41:58,334
♪ We don't think about the rest
1526
01:41:58,417 --> 01:42:01,417
♪ When we all give the power
1527
01:42:01,584 --> 01:42:03,709
♪ We all give the best
1528
01:42:04,167 --> 01:42:06,792
♪ When everyone
gives everything
1529
01:42:06,917 --> 01:42:08,751
♪ And every soul
1530
01:42:08,876 --> 01:42:12,667
♪ Every soul will get
1531
01:42:12,751 --> 01:42:14,292
♪ Life
1532
01:42:15,626 --> 01:42:19,167
♪ Oh, life is life
1533
01:42:22,542 --> 01:42:24,876
♪ Oh, life
1534
01:42:27,501 --> 01:42:30,042
♪ Life is life
1535
01:42:34,501 --> 01:42:35,834
♪ Life
1536
01:43:06,876 --> 01:43:09,501
♪ We're glad that it's over
1537
01:43:09,792 --> 01:43:12,126
♪ We thought it would last
1538
01:43:12,417 --> 01:43:14,876
♪ Every minute of the future
1539
01:43:15,126 --> 01:43:17,459
♪ Is a memory of the past
1540
01:43:17,751 --> 01:43:20,459
♪ 'Cause we gave all the power
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♪ We gave all the best
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♪ And everyone lost everything
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♪ And perished with the rest
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♪ Life
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♪ Oh, life is life
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♪ Oh, life
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♪ Life is life
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♪ Life
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♪ Life is life
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♪ Life
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♪ Is
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♪ Life. ♪
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♪ BACH: AIR ON A G STRING ♪