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[microphone droans]
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[bright tone]
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[upbeat flute music]
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[car horn honks]
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[Sam] We hadn't seen
Margaret or Henry
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since Fourth of July
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when Mark got the keys
to the Athletic Building
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and we flew like kids
for a night.
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I think that's where
it all ended, but...
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they had no idea.
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This is to cheating death
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by a near-miss.
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Those heart thumps...
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leading to a kiss.
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Wish it could stay like this.
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Guess it's good-bye
to sex in parks,
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running from cops,
cigs on rooftops,
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skipping school,
and stolen swimming pools.
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Stoned, sweaty nights,
bar fights,
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drunken bliss.
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Wish it could stay like this.
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[police siren wails]
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[man] Yeah, she's always
around the noise, totally chill.
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[Henry]
Who are we talking about here?
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I think the two of 'em
really clicked during pregnancy.
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I can see that, man.
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-[man] Good job.
-[knocking]
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[woman] I'm pissing
my fucking pants, dude!
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Thanks, brother.
What's her class this year?
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-Third grade.
-Nice.
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-Oh, yeah, great age!
-[baby cries]
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Oh, fuck.
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I-I'm sorry, man.
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[overlapping chatter]
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You're so lucky.
Oh, my gosh.
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Like, Waters is talking about
the--the, like,
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the fascists
inside of all of us.
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[man] Huh, are Margo
and Henry on acid, too?
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[Margaret]
It's a two-year program
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that most of the second year
is spent at the women's clinic.
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Wow, that is so amazing.
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What made you get
into this field of work?
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If you don't mind my asking?
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I don't know.
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Uber went to the house
behind this one on accident.
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Fucking idiot.
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He said he'd be here
in, like, another 30 seconds.
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Well, it was so nice
to finally meet you in person.
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Oh, my God, you, too.
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When's the big day?
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-Um, August.
-[Margaret] Oh...
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That's really exciting.
Congratulations.
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[overlapping chatter
in background]
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It was good to see you.
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I'm sticking around
for a bit.
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Oh, cool.
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-[woman] Merry Christmas.
-You, too.
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Can I just talk to you
by the...
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[man] ...trouble drinking
a glass of wine in my left hand.
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-It just always spills...
-[glass shatters]
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-and with my right hand...
-[man] Dude, what the fuck?
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There was a chip on it.
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[man]
So, you just smashed it?
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-Yeah, I almost cut my lip.
-[Mark] How we doing?
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I think Sam is wearing out
his welcome real fast.
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-You have a thick paper bag?
-What?!
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Hey, Samer!
Pew pew pew pew pew
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pew pew pew pew pew pew.
We're gonna go on an adventure
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-if you wanna join.
-[Margaret] Love to.
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You are such an asshole.
You know that, right?
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[woman on headphones] You're
listening to Capital Crimes.
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The time is currently
11:37 p.m.
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with just over two full days
left in the year.
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[solemn music]
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It goes from beautiful
to disgusting almost instantly,
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-doesn't it?
-[Henry] Hm.
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[woman on headphones]
If you're just joining us,
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we've learned today that
the now-infamous Metro Rail Duo
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had been self-proclaimed
best friends
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since the sixth grade
until circumstance,
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jealousy, and betrayal
led to murder.
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It remains to be seen whether
posterity will find them
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to be victims or instigators
of the tragic series of events,
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but the District Attorney's
office has stated
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with confidence that there
were no innocent bystanders.
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-That's better.
-This news segment is brought
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-to you by...
-[sirens wailing in distance]
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-[grunts]
-[Sam] What'd you get?
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-Good things.
-[Sam] Ah.
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Oh...that's better.
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[cell phone slide whistle]
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-It wasn't that bad.
-No, it was great.
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[Henry] You know, just because
he's engaged doesn't mean
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-you can't--
-Gross.
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Huh. I was gonna say
"doesn't mean you can't
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-be friends."
-Mark's not like that.
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He's not like that
or you're not like that?
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With him?
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-Where are we going?
-[Sam] A coke dealer's house?
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-It's a surprise.
-[laughs]
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[Sam] No good.
"Turn left on to River Road...
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and continue for
six-and-one-quarter mile."
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[Henry]
Bo Jones! Bo Jones!
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I think they're building
a big condo development here.
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[Margaret] Yeah.
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[Henry]
Only an hour on the metro.
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[Sam] "Turn left
on to unnamed road now."
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[Henry] Have you been here
before, dude?
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[Sam] Yeah.
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-How do you know this guy?
-Class.
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Hey, holla out back.
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-Class?
-Yeah.
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What up?
What up, son?
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It's okay, baby,
I got you.
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["O Christmas Tree" playing]
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What's up, kid?
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[Henry chuckles]
I'm not gonna even try.
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-Hey, I'm Henry.
-[lightsaber hums]
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-All right.
-[Margaret] Margaret.
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Sup? Sit down.
Make yourself at home.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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What do you got there?
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So, what are you kids
getting into tonight?
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We went to some old,
high school party.
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-[Sam] Fucking sucked!
-Nah, on a break.
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[man shouts]
I thought school was out?
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[Henry] She's in grad school,
I teach kids.
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You teach kids?
What do you teach kids?
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-So I hear you're selling acid?
-[Matthews] You know it!
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[Russian]
Yeah, how much you need?
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Oh, I don't know, um...
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four...tabs?
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-What's that gonna run us?
-For you?
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-Fifty.
-[Henry] Wicked.
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[cell phone slide whistle]
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[Sam] I see Jesus...
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coming for you tonight.
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You fall down.
Down to Chinatown.
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You think it'd be weird
if Mark met us here?
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Boom!
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[Sam] I'm tired.
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[Russian]
So, what else can I do for you?
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-You got any coke?
-Yeah...I got coke.
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-Like a big girl.
-I am a big girl.
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-Yes, you are.
-I'd love to buy a G.
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Don't want to take advantage
of your hospitality.
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-You kids in New York?
-[Matthews] New York City!
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How'd you tell?
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-I just did a movie up in BK.
-[Henry] No way.
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Yeah.
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I dabble.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Samer,
how you feeling?
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[Sam whispers]
Fascist.
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Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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Yo, Geezy,
where's my movie, bro?
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-I accidentally swallowed it.
-You motherfucker.
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[laughs]
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What's this music?
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Russian Brazilian.
It's my cousin.
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-[Henry] Where's Russia Brazil?
-[laughs]
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-Amber Jones?
-Nah.
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Got it!
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Watch this shit.
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[Russian] Aw, yeah,
just say, "New York City!"
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Hey. Hey, what you doing
over there?
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Yeah, you.
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Get your sexy ass over here.
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Oh, you're fucking
kidding me.
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-You want this?
-Wow, look at that.
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What you gonna do
with that towel there?
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Just wait and see.
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[Matthews]
Showbiz is ruining you, bro.
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-[laughing]
-Good, right?
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-[Russian on video] Oh, fuck.
-Who's the broad?
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[Russian on video]
That's all me right there.
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Nice, right?
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-[laughing]
-The fuck are you laughing at?
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-I'm sorry.
-Sorry.
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Yeah, because Paris Hilton
was already a Hilton.
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[Russian] I'm saying.
I never heard of her
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or the Kardashian girl
before the tapes.
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Then they got their own show.
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Then they got
their own clothing lines.
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Then they get
the fucking yachts.
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-He's got a point, Henry.
-[Henry] You have to be like
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a debutante first or something,
man.
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-[Russian] She is a debutante.
-[Henry] What?
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-[Russian] She is a debutante.
-[crying]
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Well, this has been
a lot of fun,
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but it looks like
it's somebody's bedtime.
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-You good?
-Yeah.
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[Henry] Okay,
here are the keys to my car.
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-We are calling an Uber.
-[Sam] Thank you, Jesus.
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[Matthews] Love you, too,
baby boy.
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[Sam] I'm sorry.
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[Russian] Oh, no problem,
little guy.
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-You'll be all right.
-[Sam] Yeah.
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[Henry] Okay.
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[Sam] Fascists couldn't
have always been us, Henry.
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[Henry] What's that?
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[Margaret inhaling]
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-Let's put on some music.
-Okay.
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[hip-hop music]
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[gentle music]
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[vacuum humming]
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-Good morning.
-Morning.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[upbeat flute music]
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¶ ¶
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[train horn blows]
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-[vacuum humming]
-[cell phone honks]
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[Sam] No, Mom, the wall's
not meant to stop them,
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it's meant to separate them.
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You're not hearing me.
It's the symbolism.
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[cell phone slide whistles]
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Fuck.
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[cell phone slide whistles]
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[sighs]
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[upbeat music]
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[man singing in German]
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Huh, I guess she didn't like
being upstaged.
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Well, I'm just sorry
you bore the brunt of it.
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Hmm.
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-You know, of my transgressions.
-Ah, your transgressions.
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-My sins, if you will.
-I will. I will.
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Well, it is just a window,
Maggie.
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-So, what else?
-What?
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-What's up?
-Hm? I don't know.
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What?
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What?
[scoffs]
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What? What? What? What?
What? What? What?
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Nothing.
It's just a weird morning.
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Well, vandalism can be
very jarring in my experience.
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Oh, shut up, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
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-It's not your shitty window.
-Okay, thanks.
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No, I just got home
and, uh...
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it felt weird for a sec.
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00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,705
"Weird" like dizzy?
252
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,009
Yeah, dude,
weird like dizzy.
253
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:57,048
¶ ¶
254
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,050
[car turns off, music stops]
255
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,761
[Henry whistling]
256
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,738
Remember that day Mark
swam in and hugged a dead deer?
257
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,806
Ugh.
258
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,808
It came right apart
in his arms.
259
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,217
It just seemed like
a kid's dream where I was
260
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:36,721
touching everything
with my big, stupid hands,
261
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,657
but I'm actually
a totally different person.
262
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,560
It's not...
263
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,328
me anymore.
264
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,798
My hands were buzzing
and I kept thinking,
265
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,266
"What is it
that I need right now?
266
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,401
Do I need a coffee?
And I had that thing
267
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,170
where your heart's pounding
in your ears.
268
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,638
-Sure.
-Do I need food or...
269
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,607
to masturbate or take a shit?
270
00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,178
Fucking TV...
but everything
271
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,247
just felt so stupid
and arbitrary and I-I didn't
272
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,550
actually want anything,
but I couldn't just stand there.
273
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,820
That would be the worst--
the worst!
274
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:11,322
Everything felt
hella foreign for a bit.
275
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,824
-Foreign?
-Yeah.
276
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,093
Like taking a shower
or reading a book.
277
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,727
I just felt like doing
human things.
278
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,496
What?
Like a cigarette monkey?
279
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,498
-Yeah, kinda.
-Well, we are, you know?
280
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,133
-Shut up.
-Sorry.
281
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,135
No, it was like...
with the soap.
282
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,370
It was like,
first I wash my right arm,
283
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,773
then my left,
then I brush my hair.
284
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,175
-Yeah?
-Yeah, just like doing shit.
285
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,777
-Oh, you mean like lunchtime?
-Yes!
286
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,412
Money's in my wallet
right here.
287
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,514
-...on my belt.
-One, two, three, four, five--
288
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,249
[laughs sarcastically]
289
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,485
-[Henry] Oh, you like me funny?
-[both laugh sarcastically]
290
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,386
It was like...
291
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,388
you know, in a night terror,
how there's nothing
292
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,657
holding your soul in your body?
293
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,860
And, like, gravity isn't...
294
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,729
keeping your heart
and your limbs
295
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,898
and your neck together?
296
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,766
I don't know.
In that moment I would've given
297
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,369
anything for it to just be...
298
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,871
over.
299
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,476
So, what'd you do?
300
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,346
[breathing heavily]
301
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,748
I put on my mom's
workout videos.
302
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,518
[woman on TV] Keep it up!
Two, three, four, five, six.
303
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,687
And now?
304
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,690
[panting]
305
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,864
I feel fine.
306
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,533
[woman on radio] The accused
claimed to have run
307
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,501
for fear of his life
when the police cruiser
308
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,736
allegedly drove onto the--
309
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,539
-[Henry] Infinity!
-[shouts] No!
310
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,275
-Infinity and oblivion!
-I'm not an asshole.
311
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,411
This wasn't just a hangover.
I have had those.
312
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,646
Well, your body's
all you got, baby.
313
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,515
You...are an asshole.
314
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,951
Yeah, I know.
It's like I feel the words
315
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,620
bubbling up and they just
have to go somewhere.
316
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,489
[woman on radio]
...of a much greater sickness
317
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,224
inside the capitol building.
318
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,292
Or maybe you should try harder
to keep 'em in.
319
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,294
-I mean...
-Novel idea.
320
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,662
[woman on radio] ...we'll be
speaking with Peter Blaze
321
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,764
long-time daytime idol
and new voice
322
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,666
for the alternative right.
323
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,901
You might know him
as the malevolent neurosurgeon
324
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,270
Stephen Synchat
and later his twin brother...
325
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,706
[cell phone slide whistles]
326
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,209
..."Empty Hospital."
This news segment
327
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:15,646
is brought to you by Bo Jones
luxury condominiums.
328
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,950
We just went to a friend
of Samer's after the party.
329
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:22,753
Uh, you know.
330
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,256
We're at Dieter's.
Yeah, dude, it's packed.
331
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,291
I don't know
if you can get a table.
332
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,894
What are you up to?
333
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,531
You registered at Bed Bath--
[chuckles]
334
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:37,802
I kinda thought she'd be
more of a Williams-Sonoma type.
335
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,770
Why don't you register
at, uh...
336
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,373
Union Hardware?
That's where dad goes.
337
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,678
Well, it's your shit, too.
338
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,580
Do you want another beer
or are we cross-spinning later?
339
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,515
Yes, please.
340
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,252
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Do you want?
341
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,855
All right, dude,
I gotta go.
342
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,824
You're cramping my game.
343
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,859
'Kay. Bye-bye.
344
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,266
[Henry] Bar.
345
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,001
Bar.
346
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,970
[video game beeping]
347
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,905
-Mag!
-What?!
348
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,440
God!
You just made me lose.
349
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,876
-What's up?
-It's Amber Jones.
350
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,812
-Huh?
-Amber Jones!
351
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,614
Sir, can you turn it up
a little, please?
352
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,783
It's pretty loud already.
It's only 2:00.
353
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,418
No, the TV. Could you
turn up the TV, please?
354
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,353
-Sure.
-Thank you.
355
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,622
[woman on TV] ...the two were
last seen on Friday night
356
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,658
in the parking structure
of one of her father's
357
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,927
many chain restaurants
in Silver Spring, Maryland.
358
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,997
Miss Jones was reportedly
having a heated conversation
359
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,034
on her cell phone.
She was accompanied by
360
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,736
a heavily tattooed white male
between the ages
361
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,406
of about 30 and 50 years old.
362
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,007
Montgomery County Sheriff's
department is asking
363
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:53,444
anyone with any information
about her whereabouts
364
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,746
to call them
on a special hotline.
365
00:21:55,748 --> 00:22:00,051
That number is 301-725-4927.
366
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:03,988
Again, 301-725-4927.
367
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,723
And we'll be right back
after this break.
368
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,725
We've got some more frigid
weather ahead.
369
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,394
[quietly] No.
Call the fucking cops.
370
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,029
-Henry...
-You just saw her last night.
371
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,564
She wasn't even kidnapped.
She's just a nut job.
372
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,932
Now it's gonna
kill our Christmas.
373
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,367
Fucking pigs'll
talk at us forever.
374
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,702
-Henry. Henry!
-Mar, I don't wanna help
375
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,070
a bunch of bullies
find their dicks!
376
00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,438
Who said anything
about the cops?
377
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,605
We don't need to call the cops.
378
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,408
We can find her ourselves.
379
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,410
Huh?
380
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,119
I guess it could be
kinda fun.
381
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,691
[wind whistling]
382
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,831
It's really
a waiting man's game, huh?
383
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,500
Shut up. We've only
been here for an hour.
384
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,669
What if he's not home right now
and we miss our chance
385
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,070
-to get the tape?
-Yes, Henry,
386
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,605
we may be here for a while.
387
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,674
Suck it up.
This isn't a game.
388
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,710
-[Henry snickers]
-[both chuckle]
389
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,482
I bet he's just getting up.
390
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:08,753
Jesus. The disparity between
29 and 31 is fucking staggering.
391
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,088
What sad, sad smiles.
392
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,157
-It's 'cause people lie.
-What's that?
393
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,793
You're 36, you say you're 29.
It's absurd.
394
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:19,997
You're 36, you say you're 31.
It's a tiny fib.
395
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,500
Yeah, that's the saddest thing
I've heard all day.
396
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,139
[dramatic music]
397
00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:32,176
-Bingo.
-Oh, nice.
398
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:38,416
¶ ¶
399
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,124
Person of int...
400
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,205
Shit!
401
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,174
Okay, he saw us.
Let's go.
402
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:05,676
Why would he know
what car we have?
403
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:08,212
-That wasn't--
-Don't be stupid.
404
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,592
[Henry] That was a suspicious
fucking look around.
405
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,960
-[car starts]
-He's suspicious
406
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,695
or we're suspicious?
407
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,532
We're both suspicious.
408
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,783
[upbeat music]
409
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:51,822
¶ ¶
410
00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:55,953
Turn right on to Falls Road.
411
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:58,188
Oh, God. Get down.
He might see you.
412
00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:01,258
It's okay.
I'm wearing a hat.
413
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,128
[laughs]
414
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,896
Shut up.
415
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,031
[both laughing]
416
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:13,070
¶ ¶
417
00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,879
[car turns off]
418
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,848
[dramatic music]
419
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:30,888
¶ ¶
420
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,066
[Henry]
Someday this will all be his.
421
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,602
-[Margaret] Don't be shitty.
-[Henry] Sorry.
422
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,640
[car turns off]
423
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,979
So,
what do we do now?
424
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:57,982
Goddamnit!
425
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,150
[grunts]
426
00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:05,322
¶ ¶
427
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,758
-Who's house do you think it is?
-Some dick.
428
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,928
-[Henry] Jesus!
-[Margaret] Pop the trunk!
429
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,831
Oh, my God.
Fucking kidding me?
430
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,336
-[car alarm honks]
-Don't open the door!
431
00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:20,938
Oh, I'm sorry!
You want me to climb in
432
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,840
-through the fucking glass?
-Pop the trunk!
433
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,308
Where is it?
There it is!
434
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,177
[car alarm continues to honk]
435
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,013
He turned her into a rug!
436
00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,782
-Hey, rich boy!
-Huh?
437
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:34,251
Let me talk at you a sec.
438
00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,687
Scatter!
439
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,423
Go! Go!
440
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,659
[car starts]
441
00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,930
-[Henry screams]
-[car sputtering]
442
00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:49,266
[Henry] Must go faster.
Must go faster!
443
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,003
[Henry screams]
444
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,874
Oh!
445
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,745
-Ooph!
-[Henry laughs]
446
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:03,681
-[tires squeal]
-[thuds]
447
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,916
-Oh, shit!
-[both laughing]
448
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,185
For me?
449
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,455
-[horn honking]
-[both laughing]
450
00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,357
[men vocalizing]
451
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,460
-It was good to see you.
-I'm sticking around for a bit.
452
00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,762
Oh, cool.
453
00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:20,998
Just remember
the tasting tomorrow.
454
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,399
-Tasting the cake.
-Right.
455
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,102
9:00 a.m., so just try not
to get too drunk.
456
00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:27,738
-Okay. Bye.
-Bye.
457
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,040
-Call me when you get home.
-Okay.
458
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,043
[baby crying]
459
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,250
-I'm in trouble.
-You're in trouble.
460
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,252
You are in big trouble.
461
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,160
Oh, hey.
462
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:53,197
-Yeah.
-Yeah, well, that's huge.
463
00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:56,300
-I guess.
-[chuckles]
464
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,902
So, was this
percolating last summer?
465
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:03,807
How are your parents?
466
00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:05,476
Um, they're better.
467
00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,745
Or just different.
I don't know.
468
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,916
Have you seen them yet
or did you just have...
469
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,918
Henry pick you up
from the bus?
470
00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,389
Oh, you.
471
00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:22,159
So, I guess after that
I gained a little weight.
472
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:24,294
-Ha!
-You asshole.
473
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:29,333
[laughs]
Dude, do you have a gun?
474
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,301
So, uh, how long
are you in town for?
475
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,270
-A whole week.
-Shit.
476
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,405
-Yeah.
-What are you gonna do?
477
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,541
I don't know.
Maybe babysit?
478
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:40,043
Or just, you know...
479
00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,512
party.
480
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:49,253
-Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
-[laughs] Oh! Pew! Pew! Pew!
481
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:52,823
[both laugh]
482
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:54,057
Oh!
483
00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:55,492
Nope!
Bitch already broke that one.
484
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,027
Fucking invincible.
How could our luck
485
00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,396
possibly run out?
Oh!
486
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,832
-Outstanding.
-So...
487
00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:04,201
-you gonna call the cops now?
-Fuck the cops.
488
00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:05,936
And say what?
She's just a runaway?
489
00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,571
Runaway?
She's like 20 years old.
490
00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,473
She's just
a fucking white person.
491
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,041
[laughs]
492
00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:13,177
Ow! Goddamnit!
493
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,344
I don't really know
what you can do other than
494
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,046
pay for my drug dealer's window.
495
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,148
-Ah, nay nay.
-Nay nay nay.
496
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,517
You may think the trail
has run cold and yet...
497
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,820
-Oh! [gasping]
-[drumroll]
498
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:25,022
-What have we here?
-What's that?
499
00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:28,025
This is what we in business
call a lead.
500
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,226
A whole box of these
in his car.
501
00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,295
-So?
-So maybe they were in business
502
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,031
together trying to turn her
into a star.
503
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:37,234
So this might be, um--
this is the girl we saw on TV.
504
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:38,936
Oh.
505
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,842
[Margaret]
Have you seen her anywhere else?
506
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,244
Take a good look.
507
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,448
No, I don't think so.
508
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,517
But I'm just gonna call him
and tell him what's going on.
509
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,952
Oh, my God, can we listen
to the CD first?
510
00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,454
I don't have a CD player.
511
00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,124
[exhales slowly]
512
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,265
All right, party animal.
Get your shoes on.
513
00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:10,400
We're going for a drive.
Let's go. Come on.
514
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,369
-Up and at 'em.
-First right shoe then left.
515
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,571
[Margaret] Let's do it.
Shoes on.
516
00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,473
Laces laced. Let's go.
Going for a drive.
517
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:18,308
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Pew! Pew!
518
00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:20,277
Up you go. Up you go.
Right now. Let's do it.
519
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:21,879
[Margaret]
Cruisin' down the road, bud.
520
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,413
-Let's do it. Come on.
-[Sam groans]
521
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:27,317
Let's start with track
522
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:30,487
numero uno.
523
00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:35,525
[upbeat synthesizer music]
524
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,394
¶ Just walk ¶
525
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,329
-¶ Away ¶
-Hm.
526
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,164
¶ ¶
527
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:45,302
¶ Just walk away ¶
528
00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:47,471
¶ ¶
529
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:49,139
¶ Give me your heart ¶
530
00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:50,507
-¶ Your body ¶
-[screams]
531
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,309
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
There might be a clue.
532
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:54,544
¶ Your mind
and your whole soul ¶
533
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:58,015
¶ And I'll spare your life ¶
534
00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,251
¶ Give you safe passage ¶
535
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,955
¶ Just walk away ¶
536
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:08,325
¶ ¶
537
00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:13,430
¶ Just walk away ¶
538
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,633
[Henry] I don't think
she has a classical background.
539
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:20,570
[Margaret]
Oh, that's the saddest.
540
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,406
[Sam] It's not that bad.
541
00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:25,409
[overlapping chatter]
542
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,983
Do they get younger here?
543
00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:35,519
"Just walk away.
Just walk away.
544
00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,955
Give me your heart,
your body, your mind,
545
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:41,224
and your whole soul
and I'll spare your life.
546
00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:44,661
Give you safe passage.
Just walk away."
547
00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,964
-Maybe it's abstract.
-[Sam] It's road warrior.
548
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,231
It's got an address.
549
00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:49,533
[Henry]
Puts her address on the CD?
550
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,735
You are so stupid.
"Little Diva Records.
551
00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:54,671
5900 Addison Road
Capitol Heights, Maryland."
552
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,573
Capitol Heights?
Where's that?
553
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,275
[Sam]
It's the other side of D.C.
554
00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,277
-[Henry] Who's winning?
-[Sam] Stripes.
555
00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:05,983
[indistinct shouting]
556
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:11,021
Well, what do you say
we pay the folks
557
00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:12,589
at Little Diva Records
a visit
558
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,291
and rustle some feathers?
559
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:17,060
-Capitol idea.
-[glass shatters]
560
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,296
[indistinct shouting]
561
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,665
Goddammit, Iko!
562
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,267
-Fuck it!
-Get the fuck out!
563
00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,470
-Go!
-All right!
564
00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:31,174
[crying]
What did I do?
565
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,478
-What did I do?
-What'd he do?
566
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,146
-Fuck you.
-What?
567
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:38,415
I said "fuck you," bitch.
568
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:41,151
-Jesus.
-Yeah, I'm shutting down early.
569
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,586
I swear to God it's the last
time I serve Iko.
570
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,621
He's done!
571
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,291
-[Margaret] Phillip.
-Huh?
572
00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:52,129
-Phillip Killian.
-Who the fuck are you?
573
00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:55,766
I used to babysit you, dude.
I helped you poo.
574
00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:57,768
Who the fuck wears a visor?
575
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:04,641
Dude, what happened
to you, Phillip?
576
00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,744
"The Giving Tree"?
We used to cry together
577
00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,446
reading "The Giving Tree."
578
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:12,215
-[man] I'm kicking everyone out.
-Let it go.
579
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:16,119
-[Phillip] Whatever.
-Oh, my God.
580
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:18,388
Are you fucking kidding me?
581
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,558
What the fuck happened to you?
You were so sweet.
582
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,093
-[Henry] Come on.
-[man sobbing]
583
00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:26,096
-What happened?
-[sobbing] What did I do?
584
00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:27,631
You did something.
585
00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,533
Your parents were
the fucking best, little dude.
586
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:32,069
How could you talk
to a stranger like that?
587
00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:34,271
She really babysit you,
bro?
588
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,772
[woman on radio] The name
sounded eerily familiar,
589
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,808
but he was only four years old
back then.
590
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,676
You still got her number?
591
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,178
[woman on radio] That exchange
would stick with him,
592
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,113
but he'd never tell a soul.
593
00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:45,549
[man] She was hot.
Why'd you let her leave?
594
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,584
[woman on radio] Next up we
speak with the poet activist
595
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:51,154
Alex Glock about his new series
Bully to Us.
596
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:53,723
Mr. Glock said in an interview
last week, and I quote...
597
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,827
Did you think that was
Disneyland when you were a kid?
598
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,432
Yeah.
599
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:05,469
[soft music]
600
00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:11,508
¶ ¶
601
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:21,151
Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna
literally die from boredom.
602
00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:23,453
I mean, it could be worse.
I get to work with my dad.
603
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,255
Yeah, I'll bet he likes
that a lot, too.
604
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:29,626
-Don't make it gay.
-[chuckles] Ah...
605
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,429
-The safety's off, man.
-What?!
606
00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,564
-Ooh, good catch.
-[Henry] Uh-huh.
607
00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,466
So,
when do you guys open again?
608
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,702
Uh, we were open today.
609
00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:42,873
-Oh, no.
-Yup, school's over.
610
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:45,876
-Fuck you.
-[laughs]
611
00:35:45,878 --> 00:35:48,879
[both chuckle]
612
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:53,850
So, I would love to hang out
while I'm down.
613
00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:57,521
Yeah, maybe we can do it
in the parking lot again.
614
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,725
[chuckles]
615
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,931
-[softly] Pew.
-[glass shatters]
616
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,499
[man]
Dude, what the fuck?
617
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:12,469
[gentle music]
618
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,939
¶ ¶
619
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,875
[Henry] Capitol Heights.
12:00 p.m.
620
00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,644
The habitation
of the record executive
621
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:22,812
was offset
by a self-storage site.
622
00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:24,814
Never a good sign.
623
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,620
My partner was, once again,
having difficulty
624
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,222
with the latch on her door.
625
00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:34,524
She'd clearly had
one too many the night before.
626
00:36:36,929 --> 00:36:39,362
Are you really
gonna bring that in with you?
627
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,866
Disarming.
Oh! How's that so hot?
628
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:46,870
Let me take the lead
on this one, okay?
629
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,906
-The place was a real dump.
-Stop it.
630
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:52,509
[intercom static]
631
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:55,345
Uh, hello?
632
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,447
[Daryl on intercom]
Yeah, who's this?
633
00:36:57,449 --> 00:37:01,718
-Oh, my God.
-We're here about Amber Jones.
634
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,454
[door buzzes]
635
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,990
-Please.
-Get your game face on.
636
00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:20,604
[Daryl shouts]
Down here!
637
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:26,443
[groans]
638
00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:29,279
[shouts]
Down here!
639
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:35,385
Hi.
640
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:38,655
Hey.
[chuckles]
641
00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:42,859
Hey.
642
00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:45,762
Have a seat.
[sniffs]
643
00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:50,467
[chuckles, sighs]
644
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:53,036
How can I help you?
645
00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,938
How's it going, man?
646
00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:59,776
I'm good.
Thanks.
647
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,678
What can I do for you guys?
648
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,747
[thuds]
649
00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,884
-[cell phone slide whistles]
-Shit. Sorry.
650
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,353
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
651
00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:14,324
Um, we were planning
a concert at UDC
652
00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:15,959
and we were wondering
if Amber Jones
653
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,428
might be available
to perform?
654
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,964
Uh, February 17th.
655
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,901
Who?
656
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,770
Amber Jones.
657
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:30,840
Yeah, you mentioned that name
on the intercom.
658
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:35,745
We don't--I don't record
anyone by that name.
659
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,814
This is Diva Records, right?
660
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,817
-Little Diva.
-We must have the wrong studio.
661
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,997
Where did you get that?
662
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,965
-The store.
-[Henry] From our friends.
663
00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:04,641
-Where'd that bitch go?
-[door locks]
664
00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,582
You guys fucked up.
665
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:14,050
[Daryl groans]
Shit.
666
00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:16,086
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
667
00:39:16,088 --> 00:39:19,389
-Whoa!
-[both scream]
668
00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:22,392
[both grunting]
669
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,433
-[Henry strained] Safety!
-What?
670
00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:32,836
[Henry]
Safety on the inside...[grunts]
671
00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:38,708
Your face!
I will shoot your fucking face!
672
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,778
Get down!
Down now!
673
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:47,484
-Hey, dick hole!
-Okay.
674
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:48,918
Okay.
675
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,754
[sighs]
676
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,792
Come on. Come on.
677
00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:58,495
-Come on.
-[screams]
678
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,731
-[gunshot]
-Jesus!
679
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,768
-[Daryl] Screw this!
-Sorry! Come on!
680
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,936
-Holy shit. Holy shit.
-Fuck.
681
00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:10,440
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Holy shit.
682
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:13,443
[tires screech]
683
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:18,748
Holy shit!
Oh! Okay! Okay.
684
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:22,585
[laughs]
Oh, my God!
685
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,888
Okay! We're okay.
You're okay?
686
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,923
You're okay.
Okay.
687
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,893
Okay. Okay.
Okay. We're okay.
688
00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:31,661
[exhales deeply, exhales]
689
00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:33,463
Okay.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
690
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,498
We're okay.
691
00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:39,469
[gentle flute music]
692
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:43,907
¶ ¶
693
00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:46,142
Hey.
694
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,578
Hey, Margaret.
695
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,814
-Margaret!
-[inhales sharply]
696
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,816
What?
697
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:09,566
May I see some identification,
please?
698
00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:12,535
Oh, you.
699
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,121
Well, that was new.
700
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:50,039
¶ ¶
701
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,218
You okay?
702
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:10,760
Never been better.
703
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:15,064
Let's go.
704
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,568
[car starts]
705
00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:24,607
¶ ¶
706
00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,610
That same rash
around their eyes.
707
00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:04,147
Pink eye?
Didn't strike me as the types
708
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,215
-to wash their hands every time.
-What would you do
709
00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:09,786
if you were 100 pounds
up against those two Blutos.
710
00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:15,091
What? Mace?
711
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,626
[clicks tongue]
712
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,299
Let's go back to Russian's.
713
00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:25,335
I think I got it.
714
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:33,009
Yes, ma'am.
715
00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:46,022
What if he sees the car
this time?
716
00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:48,791
Apologize for the window.
717
00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,960
Try to make a purchase
to smooth things over.
718
00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:54,097
He's involved?
719
00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:55,798
He wouldn't have shown us
a video of her
720
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,167
sucking his dick.
721
00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:00,370
Probably just fucking her.
722
00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:03,406
Poor bastard.
723
00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:06,309
Okay, so who's dumb enough
to record an album
724
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:09,846
with somebody
then kidnap them afterward?
725
00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:11,748
When Mark got maced at
Homecoming it only looked
726
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,249
that bad for a couple of hours.
727
00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:15,685
-Right.
-She went missing on Friday,
728
00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:17,920
but I saw her running around
three days ago.
729
00:44:17,922 --> 00:44:21,224
So where's she been?
She's not...kidnapped.
730
00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:24,193
She's not tied up.
731
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:27,997
I think we just missed her
at Little Diva.
732
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:32,735
Something tells me
she ain't got a lot of friends.
733
00:44:39,411 --> 00:44:42,145
Okay, so she's held up
at a record studio
734
00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:44,213
wasting police time and money
in the middle of nowhere.
735
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,082
What's the fight over?
736
00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:49,419
Last seen yelling on the phone
at her daddy's business.
737
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:53,056
-It's money.
-You're kidding me.
738
00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:55,091
-A ransom?
-Look at that.
739
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,431
Fucking awesome.
740
00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,044
I'm sorry to say
I think it's time to make
741
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,080
that anonymous call.
742
00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:18,848
Russian's probably got
enough coke in there
743
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:22,185
to put him away.
We're not doing that.
744
00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:23,853
Let's see where she goes.
745
00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:29,959
Fucking douche face.
Faced--Fucking shithole!
746
00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:31,994
[muttering to herself]
747
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,502
You still see her?
748
00:45:39,504 --> 00:45:41,504
Just up here.
749
00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:48,978
[owl hooting]
750
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:18,174
Sorry.
751
00:46:18,176 --> 00:46:21,410
-Should I get a condom?
-[both giggle]
752
00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:57,547
[Amber]
I don't fucking know.
753
00:46:57,549 --> 00:46:59,816
I haven't exactly
been giving them away.
754
00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:01,450
I'm saying
that you produced four boxes
755
00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:04,921
of worthless pieces of plastic
that nobody wants for free.
756
00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,589
That's not my problem.
No.
757
00:47:06,591 --> 00:47:08,357
No, you're the one that promised
that you could deliver
758
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:12,562
on Wale.
Oh, yeah. Okay. [scoffs]
759
00:47:12,564 --> 00:47:14,831
Oh, yeah, I bet you just wanted
half of my dad's money.
760
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,332
Why are you even
getting a cut anyway?
761
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,501
I mean,
all you did was fucking...
762
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:21,938
let me hide
in your bullshit studio.
763
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,573
What are you doing?
764
00:47:23,575 --> 00:47:25,608
Yeah, well, you can bill me
for the Visine, douche face.
765
00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:28,544
-Run if it gets messy.
-Messy?!
766
00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:32,248
Russian's, but you won't
find it there, so don't try--
767
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,050
I don't know
who the fuck they were!
768
00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,318
Maybe they were just
trying to book me!
769
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,353
-Ever think of that?!
-[Margaret] Hey.
770
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:40,223
-Phone call's over.
-What?
771
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,026
You heard me.
Hang it up.
772
00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,965
Don't--
Don't point a gun at me, bitch.
773
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:51,000
It's over.
Let's go.
774
00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:55,538
Now.
775
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,106
You don't know
who you're fucking with.
776
00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:59,208
Oh, I'm sorry.
Have we met?
777
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,544
Get in the potty, bitch.
778
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,448
Lock it.
779
00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:11,988
Come on!
780
00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:21,564
[Amber]
What the fuck are you doing?
781
00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,299
You did it!
Are you fucking kidding me?
782
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:25,234
-[Amber screams]
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
783
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,271
Oh, my God!
784
00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:29,538
-[Amber screams]
-Oh, my God!
785
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:31,574
Go! Go! Go!
786
00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:34,677
9-1-1.
787
00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:36,445
[woman on phone] 9-1-1.
Please state your emergency.
788
00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:38,414
Amber Jones appears to be locked
in a Porta Potty
789
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,616
on Connecticut and--
All right.
790
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:45,588
-[Margaret laughing]
-Oh, my God!
791
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:48,024
-Money!
-No, it's not ours!
792
00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:52,528
[Margaret]
I wanna drive!
793
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,397
-Oh, shit!
-Hey, guys.
794
00:48:54,399 --> 00:48:55,698
-Hey.
-Hi!
795
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:59,135
-What's shaking?
-[grunts] God!
796
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:02,371
-It's not funny.
-We love you, but we gotta run.
797
00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:04,273
-Love you, too.
-[police sirens in distance]
798
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,676
I'd stay in tonight.
799
00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:08,678
Okay, bye!
800
00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,516
[Margaret]
Cracked it wide fucking open.
801
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:15,117
-[Henry] Keeping it.
-So, I wouldn't use the word
802
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,453
"heroes," but I just did,
so...
803
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,221
-[Mark] Huh.
-Your turn.
804
00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:20,990
That sounds really dangerous.
805
00:49:20,992 --> 00:49:25,695
[Margaret] Oh, [chuckles]
I'm sure it does.
806
00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:28,431
So, let's hear it.
807
00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:29,732
You're a hero, Margaret.
808
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,634
There it is.
809
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,469
So, what's your plan tonight?
810
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,571
Oh, we're celebrating.
I don't know if I mentioned,
811
00:49:35,573 --> 00:49:37,707
but that case,
it's fucking closed.
812
00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:40,242
So we found some fancy champagne
in the basement.
813
00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:42,278
-[cork pops]
-[laughs] Did you hear that?
814
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,580
That was fucking perfect.
What is going on?
815
00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:46,048
-[Mark] What?
-What?
816
00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:47,650
-Hmm?
-[Mark] Um, so, are you...
817
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,553
-going out or...?
-Yeah, we took that acid
818
00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:52,488
we bought from Sam's friend
like 20 minutes ago
819
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,490
so...
820
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,264
Sorry, how long have we
been on the phone for just now?
821
00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,266
I don't know.
40 seconds?
822
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:06,235
Oh, thank God.
That's what I thought.
823
00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:14,443
Well, it'd be great
to see you before you leave.
824
00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,379
[laughing]
825
00:50:16,381 --> 00:50:20,583
-I would love to!
-[sighs]
826
00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:24,720
You wanna talk tomorrow?
I might be a little slow.
827
00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:26,255
[Mark laughing]
828
00:50:26,257 --> 00:50:29,658
Um...
what are you up to tonight?
829
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:33,262
Oh, everything.
We're hitting all the clubs.
830
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:36,632
We're going to Aspen Hill
in our parents' finest attire.
831
00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:38,768
-Aspen Hill?
-[Henry] It's up and coming!
832
00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:40,669
[Margaret] Oh did I not mention
that we're invincible now?
833
00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:43,139
-I didn't hear that part.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
834
00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:45,775
So, we are now
and that's kinda our new thing.
835
00:50:47,045 --> 00:50:50,379
[Margaret and Henry laughing]
836
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,048
Yeah, I'm thinking about
pulling the plug
837
00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:54,383
on this whole thing.
838
00:50:54,385 --> 00:51:00,256
[woman]
¶ As you are my guy ¶
839
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:03,092
¶ ¶
840
00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:05,461
¶ You are... ¶
841
00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:09,131
[laughs]
842
00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:11,500
I'm sorry.
843
00:51:13,805 --> 00:51:15,304
Yes?
844
00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:17,139
Hey, Henry.
845
00:51:17,141 --> 00:51:19,542
Hey, Marky Mark.
846
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:22,611
[stammers]
What are you doing?
847
00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:26,849
-Ah, nothing.
-[Mark panting]
848
00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:28,651
I'm--I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
849
00:51:28,653 --> 00:51:30,619
[laughing]
850
00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:32,354
I'm being--I'm being rude.
851
00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:33,856
No!
852
00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:36,459
Okay, Marky Mark.
[laughing]
853
00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:39,628
Marky Mark. Marky Mark.
Bye bye!
854
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,831
Bye bye, Marky Mark.
Bye bye.
855
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:46,135
[laughing]
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
856
00:51:46,137 --> 00:51:48,137
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
857
00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:49,672
Why do you have this?
Why? Why? Why?
858
00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:51,407
-No!
-Why do you have this? Why? Why?
859
00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:54,410
[both laughing]
860
00:51:57,348 --> 00:52:03,385
¶ ¶
861
00:52:04,856 --> 00:52:08,824
Do I savor Christmas cards?
862
00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:10,793
[exhales]
Dummy.
863
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:13,462
Do you save
your Christmas cards?
864
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:17,566
Ah, well, yeah, but they do
eventually find their way
865
00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:21,203
into the trash.
So, well...no?
866
00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:25,774
-[police siren chirps]
-Oh, fuck.
867
00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:29,745
-No. No. No. No.
-Fuck!
868
00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:31,313
Fuck!
869
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:33,616
You'll have to get
that tail light fixed.
870
00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:35,818
You're gonna
keep getting these.
871
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,820
Oh, nuts.
872
00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:40,689
You are aware that
it's cold outside, yeah?
873
00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:43,159
-Yes, sir.
-Okay.
874
00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:44,927
Well, I don't want you
driving on the street anymore
875
00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:47,630
in this neighborhood.
I want you to go home...
876
00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:50,432
and get an Uber.
877
00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:53,202
[Henry] Yes, Officer.
878
00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:55,171
Merry Christmas.
879
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:58,174
[window rolls up]
880
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,378
[clears throat]
881
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:08,250
-[laughs]
-Yeah, shut up.
882
00:53:08,252 --> 00:53:10,386
-[car engine starts]
-Shut up. Shut up.
883
00:53:10,388 --> 00:53:13,355
[giggles]
Look at you.
884
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:16,659
Fucking awesome.
885
00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:20,896
-We love you.
-Model citizen, everyone.
886
00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:25,367
You love you
and I love you.
887
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,403
[both laughing]
888
00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:32,374
You and are I
are so proud of you.
889
00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:34,677
[sirens wailing]
890
00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:36,912
[ethereal music]
891
00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:41,817
¶ Go ¶
892
00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:44,653
¶ To sleep ¶
893
00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:48,257
¶ ¶
894
00:53:48,259 --> 00:53:52,595
¶ Make ¶
895
00:53:52,597 --> 00:53:55,598
¶ Time for a dream ¶
896
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:59,668
¶ ¶
897
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:03,572
¶ Go ¶
898
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,841
¶ On my own ¶
899
00:54:05,843 --> 00:54:07,743
[Henry] I said,
"We're having a celebration."
900
00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:09,778
Do you hear a--
a celebration
901
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,313
and we'd be much obliged--
902
00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:13,515
much obliged indeed,
903
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:16,652
if you would give us
two dirty, gin martinis.
904
00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:19,321
One that's on the rocks
and the other one...
905
00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:21,457
that isn't on the rocks.
906
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,592
That's off the rocks.
That has no rocks.
907
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,561
Thank you so much.
908
00:54:25,563 --> 00:54:26,962
Thank you.
909
00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:29,431
¶ Go to sleep ¶
910
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:31,967
¶ ¶
911
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:34,536
Ohhhh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know we could
912
00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:36,939
only drink your whiskey.
913
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:38,807
You didn't strike me
as the jealous type.
914
00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,377
You're outta here.
Go. Go.
915
00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:43,612
-Oh, we will.
-Oh, we will!
916
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,414
We're taking our business
to Maryland because...
917
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:49,685
-Gotta go.
-you, sir, are far from--
918
00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,053
I left my card inside.
Do you mind if I
919
00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:52,688
go in real fast?
One second?
920
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:56,058
-Two minutes.
-Thank you. Hold this.
921
00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:57,626
¶ ¶
922
00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:02,631
¶ In my arms ¶
923
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:06,502
¶ We will go ¶
924
00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:08,570
The Air and Space Museum
is fantastic.
925
00:55:08,572 --> 00:55:10,606
Whoa! Hey, buddy!
Jesus.
926
00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:12,608
[laughing]
He came early.
927
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:14,743
The Easter Bunny
came early.
928
00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:16,045
[both laughing]
929
00:55:16,047 --> 00:55:18,347
¶ They will find ¶
930
00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:20,049
[laughing]
931
00:55:20,051 --> 00:55:24,086
¶ The light ¶
932
00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:25,654
¶ ¶
933
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:29,858
[woman vocalizing]
934
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:32,394
-We're here!
-Don't worry. We're here.
935
00:55:32,396 --> 00:55:36,765
Everyone can rest easy.
We've got it all under control.
936
00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,767
Swell digs to ring in
the New Year.
937
00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:40,569
Ooh, darts.
I'm gonna eat 'em.
938
00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:44,106
¶ Take time for a dream ¶
939
00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:50,346
¶ ¶
940
00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:57,686
[song ends]
941
00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,955
We would like another
round of martinis, please.
942
00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:02,758
-We're celebrating.
-Yes, we're heroes.
943
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,026
Speaking of which,
do you mind if we watch
944
00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:05,494
the local news?
We're fans.
945
00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:08,063
Ooh,
just in the nick of time.
946
00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:10,065
Thank you.
947
00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:12,668
Thank you.
948
00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,436
[woman on TV]
We'll be back in a moment
949
00:56:14,438 --> 00:56:16,372
with more on that
and also the weather forecast,
950
00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:18,006
but first we have
some breaking news.
951
00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:19,975
-Oh! Shh! It's on!
-In an unusual turn of events,
952
00:56:19,977 --> 00:56:24,146
Amber Jones has been rescued
by Montgomery County Sheriffs.
953
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:27,149
[soft jazz playing]
954
00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:33,155
¶ ¶
955
00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:34,790
[woman on TV] She was trapped
in the bathroom
956
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,692
of a gas station near I-495--
957
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,394
What?!
That's not what happened!
958
00:56:38,396 --> 00:56:40,729
We served her up on a
silver platter and they blew it.
959
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:41,964
[Henry] Oh, my God.
What'd I say?
960
00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:43,665
Five foot
of Johnny Law don't know
961
00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:45,467
-a prized ham from a turkey.
-That's--Shut up.
962
00:56:45,469 --> 00:56:47,403
[man on TV] ...more as this
story develops.
963
00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:48,971
-Oh, my God.
-After this.
964
00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:52,107
Well, we did our jobs.
We can't speak for them.
965
00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:54,476
What'd we do?
966
00:56:54,478 --> 00:56:56,478
Seriously.
What'd we actually do?
967
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,447
[woman on TV] ...exhausting
all resources to find
968
00:56:58,449 --> 00:57:01,049
the whereabouts of
her three-month-old child.
969
00:57:01,051 --> 00:57:02,851
[Henry] She has a daughter?
970
00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:04,453
[woman] Yeah, they said it
today. It's terrible.
971
00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:06,555
Ugh, gross.
Wait, what?
972
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:09,525
[soft suspenseful music]
973
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:15,564
¶ ¶
974
00:57:24,175 --> 00:57:28,043
She would've said--
975
00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:31,013
¶ ¶
976
00:57:31,015 --> 00:57:32,948
[woman] 9-1-1.
Please state your emergency.
977
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,484
Uh, Amber Jones' baby Joy,
she's in a drainage pipe
978
00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:36,652
-in Kensington.
-No, she would've told--
979
00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:38,187
Shut up. She's crazy.
980
00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:39,855
-What is your current location?
-There's no time.
981
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:41,190
It's freezing outside.
Please, just go now.
982
00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:42,958
-Oh, no.
-All right.
983
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,227
-Where is this drainage pipe?
-It's uh...
984
00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:47,863
It's behind Russian's.
[stammers]
985
00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,898
It's off Connecticut
in the woods behind...
986
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,633
-How many miles? How many miles?
-Henry!
987
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:52,768
-It's only a mile away.
-Goddamnit. Goddamnit.
988
00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:54,236
-We have to go. Now.
-Shit.
989
00:57:54,238 --> 00:57:57,206
[soft flute music]
990
00:57:57,208 --> 00:58:03,245
¶ ¶
991
00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:36,912
[song ends]
992
00:58:36,914 --> 00:58:39,915
[panting]
993
00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:42,951
[both breathing hard]
994
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:51,159
Oh, no.
995
00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:57,266
Shhh...
Oh, shhh...
996
00:58:57,268 --> 00:58:59,301
[shivering]
997
00:59:02,973 --> 00:59:06,041
-[screams]
-[Henry wailing]
998
00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,615
Joy!
999
00:59:13,617 --> 00:59:15,884
-Joy!
-Where is she?
1000
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:17,853
-Where is she?
-Joy!
1001
00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:21,223
-Joy!
-Joy!
1002
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:25,661
-Joy!
-Joy! Joy!
1003
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,963
[Margaret screams]
1004
00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:30,165
Joy!
1005
00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:33,168
[groans, coughs]
1006
00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:42,311
[Henry inhales sharply]
We lost the baby.
1007
00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:45,280
[fast bass line]
1008
00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:48,050
¶ ¶
1009
00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:50,719
Where is she? Where is she?
1010
00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:52,921
Joy!
1011
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:54,957
Mar!
1012
00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:01,229
-[Henry laughing]
-What?
1013
01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,265
The baby.
[laughing]
1014
01:00:08,072 --> 01:00:10,305
Where'd you find Joy?
1015
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,674
-How you know my baby's name?
-[gun cocks]
1016
01:00:12,676 --> 01:00:14,710
Oh!
1017
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:17,679
[Henry]
Oh, come on!
1018
01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:21,249
We were just having a talk
about our money.
1019
01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:25,120
Ugh,
your money's all over there.
1020
01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:27,956
-[Joy cooing]
-What did you say?
1021
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,891
Your money,
it's all back there.
1022
01:00:29,893 --> 01:00:31,827
There's a whole
fucking bag of it,
1023
01:00:31,829 --> 01:00:34,396
you fucking peasant.
1024
01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:37,332
-When did you find Joy?
-What?
1025
01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:40,135
Is she cold?
Can I hold her?
1026
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,370
-Hey!
-[Margaret squeals]
1027
01:00:41,372 --> 01:00:45,007
-Hey--
-Hey! Hey!
1028
01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:46,241
-Hey...
-[growls]
1029
01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:49,277
-[Margaret screams]
-[Joy fusses]
1030
01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:54,383
Okay...
1031
01:00:57,388 --> 01:00:59,388
Okay.
1032
01:01:08,265 --> 01:01:11,867
Show me where it is.
1033
01:01:11,869 --> 01:01:15,137
-The kid can stay. Come on.
-[Russian] Thank you.
1034
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:19,841
[grunts, groans]
1035
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,878
-Let's go.
-[groaning] No.
1036
01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:26,882
[Daryl] Let's go!
1037
01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:28,717
[Henry] No.
1038
01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:31,753
[breathing faster]
1039
01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:36,324
[gun clicks]
1040
01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:39,461
[exhales sharply]
1041
01:01:39,463 --> 01:01:41,129
[radio chirps]
1042
01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,231
Fuck!
1043
01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:46,068
Get in the house.
1044
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:48,804
Get back inside!
1045
01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:51,473
-Get back in--Get--
-Help!
1046
01:01:51,475 --> 01:01:53,408
-Get back in--
-[shouts] Help!
1047
01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:55,210
-[tires screech, siren chirps]
-Fuck!
1048
01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,179
[Officer over bullhorn]
Everyone, put your hands
1049
01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:59,214
above your head.
1050
01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:02,384
Put your hands above your head!
1051
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:04,319
[indistinct radio chatter]
1052
01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:08,223
Drop your weapon
or we will open fire.
1053
01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:13,895
Requesting back up.
We got a full house here.
1054
01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:15,230
[man on radio] Okay,
we have 482 coming out there.
1055
01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:18,400
Uh,
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
1056
01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:20,769
You guys be cool.
1057
01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:24,873
-[officer] Is the baby inside?
-[Margaret laughing]
1058
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:28,944
Remain silent.
Trust me.
1059
01:02:28,946 --> 01:02:31,947
[continues laughing]
1060
01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:37,119
[sirens wailing in distance]
1061
01:02:37,121 --> 01:02:40,122
[indistinct radio chatter]
1062
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,961
-[buzzer]
-[clanging]
1063
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,203
[officer]
Hey...
1064
01:02:55,205 --> 01:02:57,806
I'm surprised you still
have those on.
1065
01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:09,184
Probably didn't know
we could do that, did you?
1066
01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:14,222
Well...
1067
01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:16,825
there's clearly been
some kind of misunderstanding
1068
01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:20,796
that put you at the same house
with a kidnapped child.
1069
01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:24,065
I'd love to clear this up
and send you home.
1070
01:03:24,067 --> 01:03:26,268
So, let's have it.
1071
01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:41,483
What are you doing?
1072
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,020
Hm.
1073
01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:51,259
Well, listen, I'd hate to have
to lock you up for the night.
1074
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:54,196
You know, this isn't a nice
place for a girl like you
1075
01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:57,833
to stay on New Year's.
1076
01:03:57,835 --> 01:04:00,168
Now, maybe if you gave me
a little something
1077
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,038
to work with,
I could give you a ride home.
1078
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,841
We could start
fresh again in the morning.
1079
01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:18,053
Well, Margaret...
1080
01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:20,956
seeing that you're remaining
silent only leads me to believe
1081
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:23,225
you're behind
this whole thing...
1082
01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:26,161
like your boyfriend Henry said.
1083
01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:30,632
And I wish I could help you.
1084
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,868
You seem like a good kid...
1085
01:04:34,905 --> 01:04:38,139
but it's getting late.
Guess we'll just have to wait
1086
01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:40,275
till tomorrow
when the court opens
1087
01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:43,645
to charge you with
suspicion of kidnapping.
1088
01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:47,649
Which I don't have to tell you
is a very serious crime.
1089
01:04:53,490 --> 01:04:55,557
You can use your phone
for a sec.
1090
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:01,162
You should probably
call home.
1091
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:06,635
[cell phone vibrating]
1092
01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:10,906
[sighs]
Who is that?
1093
01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:13,141
[sighs]
1094
01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:16,311
It's one of my idiot friends.
1095
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:22,183
Sorry, he didn't pick up.
1096
01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:27,923
[Daryl]
I want my phone call!
1097
01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:31,660
I need to call my mother!
1098
01:05:31,662 --> 01:05:33,495
[clangs on bars]
Hey!
1099
01:05:33,497 --> 01:05:36,698
[Henry]
I gotta get back to the party.
1100
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,600
-[clangs on bars]
-[Daryl] Fuck!
1101
01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:42,604
[Henry] It's almost four.
I gotta get back to the party!
1102
01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:47,108
-[sighs]
-I left my dick at the party!
1103
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:49,945
-[laughs]
-[Henry] I have to go back
1104
01:05:49,947 --> 01:05:52,547
to get my dick!
1105
01:05:52,549 --> 01:05:55,150
My dick is at a party!
1106
01:05:55,152 --> 01:05:58,119
["O Christmas Tree" playing]
1107
01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,487
What do you call
a cow masturbating?
1108
01:05:59,489 --> 01:06:03,291
-What? [laughs]
-Beef stroganoff.
1109
01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:08,296
¶ ¶
1110
01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:11,232
[laughing]
1111
01:06:11,234 --> 01:06:14,235
[speaking Spanish]
1112
01:06:19,076 --> 01:06:22,077
[speaking Spanish]
1113
01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:38,693
Oh, gracias.
1114
01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:40,295
Margaret Rockland,
1115
01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:41,496
your buddy's lawyer
wants to see you.
1116
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:44,499
["Jingle Bells" playing]
1117
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,067
¶ ¶
1118
01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:48,403
Yeah, we really lucked out.
1119
01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:50,205
We have to come back
in a while and testify
1120
01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:52,474
which actually
could be kinda fun.
1121
01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,709
We just have to tap dance
around self-incrimination
1122
01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:57,312
and say citizen's arrest
like three times.
1123
01:06:57,314 --> 01:06:59,681
Yeah, assault
and obstruction of justice
1124
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,549
would be a real shame.
1125
01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,518
As would possession
of an illegal firearm
1126
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,587
and criminal abduction.
1127
01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:08,323
-Allegedly speaking.
-Ah, so, uh...
1128
01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:10,525
remaining silent is actually
pretty good advice then, huh?
1129
01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,560
That's what I hear.
1130
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,366
So, uh...
1131
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,502
what about the Russian?
1132
01:07:20,504 --> 01:07:22,170
His name's Russian.
1133
01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:23,772
I'm not sure
he's actually Russian.
1134
01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:26,041
Uh, he's fine.
1135
01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:29,677
He got home,
saw his missing kid,
1136
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:33,782
and thought, "I should probably
move all my shit."
1137
01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:37,185
You should probably
move your shit. [chuckles]
1138
01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:39,320
[Mark] Okay, so he packs up
all his stuff
1139
01:07:39,322 --> 01:07:41,389
and leaves it at a friend's,
1140
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,792
no intent to sell,
then what?
1141
01:07:43,794 --> 01:07:45,760
[Margaret] He got back
a couple hours later
1142
01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:47,829
to call the police
about the kid only to find
1143
01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:51,099
Amber's recording partners
there waiting for him.
1144
01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:53,435
-Hey.
-And, so, if you had remembered
1145
01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:55,437
to hang up the police call...
1146
01:07:55,439 --> 01:07:59,174
[Margaret]
They couldn't have tracked it.
1147
01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:01,376
And so...
1148
01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:03,745
Dirt nap.
1149
01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:06,848
-[Mark] Holy shit.
-Yup.
1150
01:08:06,850 --> 01:08:08,850
Are you fucking with me
right now?
1151
01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:10,718
Nope.
1152
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,125
Shit.
1153
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,830
Okay, so...
1154
01:08:21,832 --> 01:08:23,832
so this girl self-kidnaps,
1155
01:08:23,834 --> 01:08:28,203
she has her business partners
order a ransom
1156
01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:32,440
her dad drops a bag of money
off a bridge or something--
1157
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,342
like in a fricken movie.
1158
01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:37,812
Once they got it,
she maces them both--
1159
01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:40,882
I'm assuming while the kid's
in the room...
1160
01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:43,618
um...leaves the kid
1161
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:47,188
at her baby daddy house...
1162
01:08:47,190 --> 01:08:48,523
who's a drug dealer--
1163
01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:49,891
Well, I think she was
only planning on
1164
01:08:49,893 --> 01:08:51,493
leaving her there
for a second.
1165
01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:55,230
So, then...
1166
01:08:55,232 --> 01:08:58,466
she...calls him up
to, uh...
1167
01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:01,369
apologize or--
or renegotiate
1168
01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:04,272
or whatever and she tells them
where she is
1169
01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:05,874
thinking they won't
come after her.
1170
01:09:05,876 --> 01:09:09,444
Hey...
phone call's over.
1171
01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:12,147
Well, in her defense,
I don't think she had
1172
01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:14,516
much of a master plan.
1173
01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:17,785
Well, I would say...
1174
01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:21,189
destructively irresponsible,
1175
01:09:21,191 --> 01:09:22,891
but, um...
1176
01:09:22,893 --> 01:09:27,762
I guess, uh, short-sighted
is a more opportune word.
1177
01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:31,432
Yeah.
1178
01:09:31,434 --> 01:09:33,868
It's kinda going around
this season, huh?
1179
01:09:42,212 --> 01:09:43,912
Yeah, I guess so.
1180
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:48,950
Kinda disappointing,
you know?
1181
01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:54,289
Yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry, Maggie.
1182
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,561
I just...
1183
01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:01,563
miss...
1184
01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:08,937
I just keep waiting for an
adult to show up and take over,
1185
01:10:08,939 --> 01:10:11,539
but it's still just...
1186
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,441
me.
1187
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,218
You know, we could talk about
actual shit.
1188
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:26,688
I guess I miss that
more than anything.
1189
01:10:26,690 --> 01:10:28,723
Yeah, well,
I'm not dead, dude.
1190
01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:34,329
Yeah, I-I know.
1191
01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:41,936
So, how's the office?
1192
01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:43,738
Dad's, uh...
1193
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:46,574
getting real old, man.
1194
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:49,677
Yeah, that might be
the worst part.
1195
01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:55,450
You know, it's just
we can't fuck anymore.
1196
01:10:55,452 --> 01:10:58,419
It's not a death sentence.
1197
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,321
Yeah, I know.
1198
01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:10,732
[ethereal music]
1199
01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:16,771
¶ ¶
1200
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:23,011
Um...
1201
01:11:23,013 --> 01:11:25,747
I gotta go back inside.
I didn't, uh...
1202
01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:28,516
bring a coat out with me.
1203
01:11:30,487 --> 01:11:32,520
Love you, Maggie.
1204
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,861
I love you, too, Marky.
1205
01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:54,409
[overlapping chatter]
1206
01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:06,721
Then why don't you
marry him?
1207
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:13,428
That was in poor taste.
I'm sorry.
1208
01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:14,996
[Margaret] Dude,
why are you still Tindering?
1209
01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:17,065
-We're leaving town.
-I know, right?
1210
01:12:17,067 --> 01:12:18,933
What are you gonna do,
jump off the bus?
1211
01:12:18,935 --> 01:12:20,468
-You never know.
-You never know what?
1212
01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:23,805
[Henry]
You never can be quite sure.
1213
01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:29,377
¶ ¶
1214
01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:31,079
[woman on radio]
Some argue that by this point
1215
01:12:31,081 --> 01:12:33,848
in the administration, his
lucidity was so far impaired
1216
01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:35,717
that he could only comprehend
what was directly
1217
01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:38,586
in front of him
like a goldfish or a bumblebee.
1218
01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:41,089
It wasn't to say that
his intentions were malicious
1219
01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:44,926
so much as ungrasping
of the scenario in its whole.
1220
01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:49,364
Next up, we'll be
listening to an interview
1221
01:12:49,366 --> 01:12:52,467
from earlier today with the DJ
that we all love to hate,
1222
01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:54,435
Jonathan Sears.
1223
01:12:54,437 --> 01:13:00,475
¶ ¶
1224
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,913
Hey.
1225
01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:15,456
We live...
1226
01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,425
in New York.
1227
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:23,464
¶ ¶
1228
01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:23,524
¶ ¶
1229
01:14:24,527 --> 01:14:27,495
[upbeat synthesizer music]
1230
01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:29,464
¶ ¶
1231
01:14:29,466 --> 01:14:32,767
[woman whispers]
¶ Just walk away ¶
1232
01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:34,669
¶ ¶
1233
01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:38,973
[woman whispers]
¶ Just walk away ¶
1234
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:41,042
¶ ¶
1235
01:14:41,044 --> 01:14:44,645
¶ Give me your heart,
your body ¶
1236
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:48,182
¶ Your mind
and your whole soul ¶
1237
01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:51,652
¶ And I'll spare your life ¶
1238
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:54,689
¶ Give you safe passage ¶
1239
01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:58,526
¶ Just walk ¶
1240
01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:00,194
¶ Away ¶
1241
01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:01,929
¶ ¶
1242
01:15:01,931 --> 01:15:04,932
¶ Just walk ¶
1243
01:15:04,934 --> 01:15:07,034
¶ Away ¶
1244
01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,036
¶ ¶
1245
01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:10,838
¶ Just walk ¶
1246
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,840
¶ Just walk ¶
1247
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:16,177
¶ Just walk away ¶
1248
01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:19,881
¶ Just walk away,
1249
01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:21,949
¶ Yeah ¶
1250
01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:27,989
¶ ¶
1251
01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:38,833
[gentle music]
1252
01:15:38,835 --> 01:15:44,639
¶ Waited for the cold ¶
1253
01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:49,977
¶ ¶
1254
01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:53,814
¶ And I can't ¶
1255
01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:57,585
¶ Forget when we were ¶
1256
01:15:57,587 --> 01:16:01,255
¶ Small ¶
1257
01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:03,724
¶ ¶
1258
01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:05,626
¶ Waited for ¶
1259
01:16:05,628 --> 01:16:10,631
¶ The cold to come ¶
1260
01:16:10,633 --> 01:16:16,070
¶ ¶
1261
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:19,807
¶ Breathing through the weak ¶
1262
01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:24,612
¶ And it came out strong ¶
1263
01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:28,649
¶ ¶
1264
01:16:28,651 --> 01:16:32,086
¶ Waited for the cold ¶
1265
01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:34,922
¶ To come ¶
1266
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:40,895
¶ ¶
1267
01:16:40,897 --> 01:16:45,199
¶ Can't believe I'm waiting ¶
1268
01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:50,972
¶ Wanting for more ¶
1269
01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:52,340
¶ ¶
1270
01:16:52,342 --> 01:16:56,277
¶ And I can't ¶
1271
01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:58,312
¶ Leave you now ¶
1272
01:16:58,314 --> 01:17:01,916
¶ And I can't ¶
1273
01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:04,318
¶ Breathe out ¶
1274
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:09,190
¶ And I won't ¶
1275
01:17:09,192 --> 01:17:12,226
¶ Ask for more ¶
1276
01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:15,129
¶ ¶
1277
01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:20,768
¶ When you go now ¶
1278
01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:26,173
¶ Don't make boy mad ¶
1279
01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:31,846
¶ And we won't talk about ¶
1280
01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:36,117
¶ What went wrong ¶
1281
01:17:38,388 --> 01:17:41,389
[microphone droans]