1 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:12,804 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 2 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:12,029 [INAUDIBLE DlALOGUE] 3 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,831 [TYRES SCREECH] 4 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:35,970 Excuse me, ma'am. Wendy Beamish and William Hicks. They were in a car accident. 5 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,307 See the officer about that. Good evening, officer. 6 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,393 I'm Alec Newbary with Congressman Langston's office. 7 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,104 If l can be of any assistance... 8 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,857 OFFlCER: Congressman who? ALEC: Langston. 9 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,484 MAN: Clear, please. 10 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:50,777 They're dead, aren't they? 11 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,862 WOMAN: Hi, you guys. Wendy. 12 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,199 Wendy. You okay? I'm fine. 13 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,825 I'm fine. 14 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:01,788 The car my dad got me for graduation is totalled. 15 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:06,709 Go find Billy. See if you can sober him up. 16 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:09,754 He almost killed you, destroys your car, and you're paying? 17 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,422 Jules, please. 18 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:16,135 Is that your date? No. That is. 19 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,637 [LAUGHS] 20 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,055 [SAXOPHONE PLAYlNG] 21 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,057 We're dealing with a first-time offender here, officer. 22 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,769 Now, since Miss Beamish doesn't wanna press charges, what do you say we let this one slide? 23 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,021 Forget it, counsellor. 24 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,943 I wouldn't strike a match near his blood. 25 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,072 Hey. 26 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,367 OFFlCER: Okay, you're under arrest. Watch the sax. 27 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,285 Do you believe in premarital sax? 28 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,703 [LAUGHS] 29 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,832 May I assume the accident left you injury-free? 30 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,251 Billy, four months after graduation 31 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:52,588 and you're still acting like every night's a frat party. 32 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:56,592 Aren't you even a little bit concerned about Wendy? 33 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,678 How bad is it? Severe. 34 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,681 She might have finally exceeded the limit on her father's Visa. 35 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,432 Ba-dum-bum. 36 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,685 You're being arrested for drunk driving. 37 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:10,022 Drunk, definitely. I don't know if you can call it driving. 38 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,361 Are you okay? I'm fine. 39 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,530 I'm sorry, Wendy. 40 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,574 We'll be right behind you. 41 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,578 JULES: Alec, l've got a lot of cash. 42 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:33,963 KlRBY: Dale? 43 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,840 Dale Biberman. 44 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,343 You don't remember me, do you? I do, but l'm trying to place-- 45 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,761 Kirby Keger. 46 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,390 You were a senior when l started Georgetown. 47 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,934 Right. Kirby. How are you? 48 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:50,271 I graduated. I always knew you would. 49 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,106 And l'm a lawyer. 50 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:58,571 Well, l mean, l'm a waiter studying to become a lawyer. 51 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,658 Dale Biberman. I cannot believe it. Still like Woody Allen movies? 52 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,826 [MAN SPEAKlNG INDlSTlNCTLY] 53 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,161 I've gotta go. Nice seeing you. 54 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:09,290 [JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE (MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYING] 55 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,752 Don't you worry. Everything's gonna be all right. 56 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,877 Hey, thanks for bailing me out. Again. 57 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,129 When are you two gonna get a new car, 58 00:04:57,339 --> 00:05:00,508 one that truly expresses your lifestyle as the perfect couple? 59 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:05,262 Not everyone got recruited out of school into international banking, moneybags. 60 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:10,142 Besides, my mom and dad gave me the car. I think I was conceived in the back seat. 61 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,602 It's still sticky. 62 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,730 Oh, God. Wait till my father hears the car is totalled. 63 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,233 [JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE (MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 64 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:19,735 Wally, you let undergraduate punks sit at our table? 65 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,489 Relax. Only been there for 1 0 minutes. We've been here four years! 66 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,409 Kirbo, come here. where have you been? 67 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,328 You leave at the busiest time of the night. Where'd you go? 68 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,788 KlRBY: To the hospital, Wally. WALLY: What? 69 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,456 To the hospital. What, are you sick? 70 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,749 No, it was an emergency. 71 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,501 You could have at least told me you were leaving. 72 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,877 What are you gonna do, fire me? 73 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,671 No, I fired you last Tuesday. 74 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,424 Blinding white light. Skid. 75 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,092 Tree. 76 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:49,306 Impact. l was out of hand! It was a metaphysical precision collision. 77 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,642 Wow. 78 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,311 Was it beautiful for you too, Wendy? 79 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,898 Somebody get me a screwdriver. And a hammer. 80 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,650 Huh-huh-huh. 81 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:04,530 Of course, you do know what it means to have a suspended licence for drunk driving on your record? 82 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,283 Yeah, it means I'll never be a cop in D.C. 83 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,160 Wally! 84 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,538 Hi, Wal. KlRBY: Betrayed. 85 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,542 So you're not angry? No, I'm not angry. 86 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:19,795 Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry. 87 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,714 Tell me about it. I'm not angry. 88 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,133 You're the one who's so angry these days. 89 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,343 I thought writing for the paper would make you happy. 90 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:30,014 Maybe you should call your wife. KEVIN: l'll tell you something, Jules. 91 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,725 Writing obituaries isn't writing. All my characters die in the end. 92 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,603 I'd like to write something about the meaning of life for a change, you know? 93 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:39,190 You'll get a chance, Kevin. Don't hold your breath. 94 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,610 ALEC: Tommy. LESLIE: Who's that? 95 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:47,031 Tommy Bancroft. Senator Hodges' key guy. I want you to meet him. 96 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,034 And to be impressive. Oh, yes, sir. 97 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,370 The meaning of life, Kevin, is fun, good times, 98 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,790 a little H-U-M-O-R. 99 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,584 Don't you enjoy anything anymore? Like girls? 100 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:03,005 I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It's a harmless fear, but it makes America feel better. 101 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:06,092 Russia gets an inflated sense of national worth from our paranoia. 102 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,468 How's that? Good. 103 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:11,097 Good. I have to check in with the death squad now. 104 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,765 Did you see her at the hospital? Who? 105 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,433 Dale Biberman. Who? 106 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:17,937 No, I said I'm sorry I woke the baby. 107 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,733 Well, l kind of got in an accident. 108 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,780 I know I don't have any insurance. Just stop shouting. 109 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,824 I need the phone. 110 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,743 BlLLY: You gonna ask if l'm okay? KEVIN: Give me the phone. 111 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,913 Kevin's here. He says he wants to say hello. 112 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,042 Hi, Felicia. How you doing? 113 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:43,003 Me? Oh, you know, it ain't easy being me. 114 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,048 Will you both give Billy a break? He lost his job today. 115 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,216 Poor thing. 116 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,052 He lost the job Alec got for him? Yeah. 117 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,806 Did you give him any money? A little. 118 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,474 Wendy! 119 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:59,645 I thought you were gonna definitely take steps to cut out everything that wasn't working in your life. 120 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,730 Doesn't leave much. 121 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,732 I better break this to Alec gently. 122 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,651 WOMAN 1 : Hi, Leslie. WOMAN 2: Hi, Les, how you doing? 123 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,237 You know this thing with you and Billy is way too destructive. 124 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:12,575 Life in the fat lane. Wendy, you're not fat. 125 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,954 My thighs are fat. No diet works. 126 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,124 Only way to lose weight in your thighs is amputation. 127 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,835 What you need to amputate is Billy the Kid. 128 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:26,130 I know. I know, but I can't. 129 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,426 I don't get it. Me neither. 130 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,095 How about we cut out of here? 131 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,931 Well, yeah, but I came with some girlfriends. 132 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,434 Look, this face seats five. 133 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,394 Excuse me. 134 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,440 Could l see you in the men's room, please? 135 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,234 Sure. Wait, it'll just be a second. 136 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:50,196 LESLIE: Alec. Alec! 137 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,908 Excuse me. 138 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,496 What? Step into my office. 139 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,915 A little pick-me-up? 140 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,625 All right. 141 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:06,170 ALEC: Why didn't you tell me you lost another job? 142 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:12,176 For some insane reason, I thought you might take it badly. 143 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,013 Don't drown him. He's a father. ALEC: That's right. You're a father. 144 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,140 When are you gonna grow up? 145 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,601 Oh, like this is real mature, Al. I just get angry 146 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,020 because you're putting so much pressure on the rest of us. 147 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,814 Working for Sen. Pomerantz wasn't for me. 148 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:29,401 Oh, l'm so sorry. It's all right. The wet look is in. 149 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,862 Asshole. That's Mr. Asshole to you. 150 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,989 [GRUNTlNG] 151 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,328 KlRBY: How come they put ice in urinals? 152 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,080 KEVIN: Tastes better. KlRBY: Ba-dum-bum. 153 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,999 [TODD SMALLWOOD'S "GIVE HER A LITTLE DROP MORE" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 154 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,306 [SINGING "GIVE HER A LITTLE DROP MORE"] 155 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:20,703 If we could find the money, it would be better to get a longer sofa. 156 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:24,790 Tommy Bancroft said I could work on the weekends for Hodges. 157 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,250 It's a step up. 158 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:30,087 Isn't Hodges a Republican? Oh, my God. You're right. 159 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:34,633 Whatever happened to that Alec Newbary political conviction l fell in love with? 160 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,678 Well, working for a Republican senator pays a lot more 161 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,889 than working for a Democratic congressman. 162 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:45,686 We could get the longer sofa, and we could get married. 163 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:50,441 Married? We just moved in together. I know. It's great, isn't it? 164 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,071 We're not ready yet. Oh, l am ready. 165 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,408 You're always ready. 166 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,003 I'm gonna get you a red, lacy baby doll nightgown. 167 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,381 Alec, l'm very happy in your old pyjamas, thank you very much. 168 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,301 I'm happy when you're out of my old pyjamas, 169 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,636 thank you very much. 170 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,939 Oh, come on. You don't need that thing. 171 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,735 We're getting married soon, let's take a chance, play some Russian roulette. 172 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,030 And guess who has to carry the bullet around for nine months? 173 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,823 Senator Hodges? 174 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,617 Right. 175 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,619 [KNOCKlNG] 176 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,415 BOTH: Jules. 177 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,794 JULES: So this scuzzy welfare hospital calls me. 178 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,130 Remember my father's second wife? My step-monster? 179 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,008 The one who used to lock you in the closet every time you cried? 180 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,886 Yeah. She gambled away all the money she got out of my father, 181 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,680 is on her deathbed and puts me down as her next of kin. 182 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,307 What about your father? 183 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,644 Oh, he's in South Africa somewhere with his new wife. 184 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,397 Who, it turns out, is just three years older than I am. 185 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,942 If l don't get in touch with him, guess who's gonna be stuck paying for this old witch's funeral. 186 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,653 Is there some insane irony to this or what? 187 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,113 LESLIE: Thanks, Alec. 188 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:25,160 Alec is becoming a Republican, and he wants to get married. Oh, my God. 189 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:30,165 I always knew he was a Republican. What should l do? 190 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,128 I think you should have another shot. I think so too. 191 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,677 Besides, you two were the couple always most likely to couple, and don't you forget it. 192 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,431 Yes, l'm sure your father will take care of everything. 193 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,892 Yes, just like he takes care of everything else. 194 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,522 You're always coming to my rescue. What can I say? 195 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,899 Far be it from me to come between two old roommates. 196 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,317 Good night. 197 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,945 Good night. Thanks, guys. 198 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,115 ALEC: How do you feel about box springs? 199 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,868 [LESLIE AND ALEC SPEAKING lNDISTINCTLY] 200 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,467 [ARETHA FRANKLlN'S "RESPECT" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 201 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,099 [SINGING "RESPECT"] 202 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,407 [DOOR CLOSES] 203 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,543 Quick, what's the meaning of life? Dale Biberman. 204 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,920 Who? 205 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,256 Dale Biberman. Didn't you see her at the hospital tonight? 206 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,343 She's the girl that l was madly in love with when we were freshmen. 207 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:09,014 Okay, okay. She's about yea tall. Long, dark hair, beautiful face. 208 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:13,435 Okay, okay. Remember that big fountain? The one on main campus that says: 209 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,938 "Knowledge, Art, Religion, Life"? 210 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:20,025 The day that we were walking past that, she was sitting on the "Life" side, 211 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,403 and she just smiled at me. 212 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,156 What are you talking about? You took her to one movie. 213 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,118 Kevin, there are several quintessential moments in a man's life: 214 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,247 Losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, 215 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,541 and having the right girl smile at you. 216 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,252 I'm not gonna live through another year of finding your poorly written, 217 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,921 unmailed love-scratchings around this house. 218 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,299 Zing. I have her hospital schedule. 219 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,011 It's true love, my friend. Love. You know what love is? 220 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,390 Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate 221 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,016 another illusion called marriage, 222 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,769 to create the reality of divorce and the illusionary need for divorce lawyers. 223 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,479 [THUDDlNG] 224 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:05,946 I just can't deal with the little missis. Can I crash? 225 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,952 You know, there are more people in law school right now 226 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,539 than there are lawyers on the entire planet. Think about that. 227 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:20,085 You're just pissed off and bitter because you have not had sex in how long? 228 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,505 What is it, a year, maybe two years? Refresh my memory, please, Kevin. 229 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,048 Haven't you ever heard of the sexual revolution? 230 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,426 Who won, huh? Nobody. 231 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:31,054 Used to be sex was the only free thing. No longer. Alimony. Palimony. 232 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,392 It's all financial, love's an illusion. It's the only illusion that counts. 233 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,477 KEVIN: Says who? Anyone who's ever been in love. 234 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,981 Love sucks. So does your attitude. 235 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,691 Huh-huh-huh. 236 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,278 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 237 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,707 Thank you. 238 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,796 What are we gonna do with you? You should've bought the red dress. Red drives men wild. 239 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,798 Hi, beautiful. Like Porsches? 240 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,217 Wow. See? 241 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,386 I have a madman in my life already. 242 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,847 [CHATTERING] 243 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:21,021 It's good, huh? It's interesting. I forgot to spin at the end. 244 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,107 All right, l'll see you in a bit. 245 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,525 [HORN HONKlNG] 246 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,736 MAN: Hey, Jules. How about a lift? 247 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,030 Hi. Hi. 248 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,491 Hi, baby. WENDY: Missed you. 249 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,034 How'd you do? 250 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:38,747 Well, thanks to Alec, I am now an official pollster. 251 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,959 JULES: Who wants to suck back a few bloody marys at St. Elmo's, on me? 252 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,419 [CHEERlNG] 253 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,421 No. I have to get back to work. 254 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,423 Since when do you work on Saturdays? 255 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,511 Since he started volunteer moonlighting for Senator Hodges. 256 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,933 What the hell is the three-year president of Georgetown's Young Democrats 257 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,227 doing working for a Republican now? 258 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,729 Moving up, Kirbo. 259 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,398 Ooh! 260 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,735 KEVIN: Let's get trashed anyway! ALEC: For a change. 261 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,320 ALL: Huh-huh-huh. 262 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,489 [ALL GRUNTING] 263 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,911 JULES: You haven't been here since you helped me move in. 264 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,915 KEVIN: Oh, did you move in too? I only remember 800 pairs of shoes. 265 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,084 Ba-dum-bum. 266 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:31,133 So what do you think? Very, uh, subtle. 267 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,802 And very pink. 268 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:40,100 Jules, where are you getting the money for all this? 269 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,310 JULES: Why do you think God invented credit? 270 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,604 For fabulous people like me. 271 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,191 Would you fix us a drink? Yeah. 272 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:52,571 Kev, l knew you'd like it. You have such sensitivity. 273 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:58,160 Oh, by the way, I want you to meet my decorator, Ron. 274 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,913 He's so fabulous, and he lives right across the hall. 275 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,541 Ron? Uh-huh. 276 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,002 Come sit down. Let's relax. 277 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,256 Jules, why do l feel like I'm not here by accident? 278 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,512 I have been needing to talk to you. 279 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,557 Sounds like one of our infamous conversations is coming. 280 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,311 Like when you met my parents and decided l was adopted. Remember that? 281 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,731 I still think your mother's hiding something from you. 282 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,361 Kevin, I'm curious. Mm. 283 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,449 You know all those nights we stayed up talking? 284 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,327 How come you never made a pass at me? 285 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:47,584 What? Don't you find me attractive? 286 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:53,757 Do you know you're the only guy at school who never made a pass at me? 287 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,218 Well, if you notice, I never joined the Army either. 288 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,928 Kev, you've got a problem. 289 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,389 You're gay, and you're madly in love with Alec. 290 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,018 I see. 291 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,896 It's okay. We all love Alec. He's our hero. 292 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,399 But he's very, very straight. And very taken. 293 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:16,446 Jules, there's the brink of insanity, and then there is the abyss 294 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,574 which, obviously, you've fallen into. Kev, there's nothing to be ashamed of. 295 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,869 Gay became chic in the '70s. No, I'm not ashamed. 296 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,081 I am not gay. And l am not staying. 297 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,666 Kevin! 298 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,461 Look at me in this robe. Are you hard? No. 299 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:36,049 Let me just introduce you to Ron. He's gay too, and he's so fabulous. 300 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,677 Ron, Kevin's here! Kevin, wait, please. 301 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,055 I've seen enough pink for today, thank you very much. 302 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:48,520 He's just not ready to face reality yet. I'll get back to you. 303 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,021 Please. 304 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,126 Excuse me, sir, we do not open until 1 1 . 305 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,752 That's cool. I'll wait. 306 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:18,842 Do you have a reservation? For Keger. Party of two, 1 :00. 307 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,468 And l want this table. 308 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,763 I'd be very happy to find a lovely table for you and your guest, 309 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,057 but this is a table for four. 310 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,978 Well, then l'll pay double. 311 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,898 You could order a nice Napa Valley chardonnay. 312 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,067 Or if she's really worth it, you could get an import to impress her. 313 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,779 Well, money's no object. Really? 314 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,949 Then Montrachet or Meursault. 315 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,118 And make sure you smell the cork. 316 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,412 So who is she? Never mind. 317 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,663 [WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 318 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,498 Thank God it's payday! 319 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,377 Jules, you're advanced on your salary by two months. 320 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:55,837 I have no cheque for you. 321 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,505 Thanks, Jules. You're the greatest. I owe you. 322 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,175 That's good because I owe everyone else. 323 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,683 Judy, I have to pay for my stepmother's funeral, then I'll catch up. 324 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,187 I'm afraid you'll have to speak with Forrester Davidson. 325 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,190 The president of the bank? 326 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,945 [WHlSTLES] 327 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,113 I'm sorry I'm late. Hi. 328 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,199 Hi. 329 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,700 Thank you. 330 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,662 Have you been waiting long? Just got here. 331 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,705 The food is great here. 332 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:35,377 Yes, and I'll be having the alfalfa sprouts and a plate of mashed yeast. 333 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,629 Are you vegetarian? 334 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,217 No, that's from Annie Hall. The movie we saw together. Don't you remember? 335 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,303 That's funny. I thought we went to see a Mel Brooks movie. 336 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,389 No, no. It was Annie Hall. 337 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,352 Uh... 338 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,230 So... MAN: Miss Biberman? 339 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,232 Yes? Telephone. 340 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,442 DALE: Thank you. Hello? 341 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,572 Yes, doctor, right away. I'm sorry. I have to get back to the hospital. 342 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,866 I hope we can do this again sometime. 343 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,076 When? 344 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,537 Why don't you give me a call? I'm so sorry. 345 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,081 Great. 346 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,920 Listen, Kirbs, you're not really gonna go to med school just to impress this girl 347 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,922 with whom you have a fleeting infatuation, are you? 348 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,384 It's not just infatuation, Kevin, and she's not just a girl. 349 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:29,222 She's the only evidence of God that I can find on this entire planet, with the exception of the mystical force 350 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:33,852 that removes one of my socks from the dryer every time I do the laundry. 351 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,063 Fluff and fold, buddy. 352 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:40,900 Soon as I make it really big, I'm going fluff and fold. 353 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,068 Dreamer. 354 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,696 KlRBY: I understand the fold, but what's the fluff? 355 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,322 Fluff's what I write for the paper. 356 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,116 KlRBY: Ba-dum-bum. 357 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,995 What am I doing wrong here? Let me see. 358 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,289 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 359 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:01,463 Listen, Les, you think my attachment to Alec is unnatural? 360 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,965 No. I think mine is. 361 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:08,595 He tell you he wants to get married? Four years ago, the day he met you. 362 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,055 But since he was a Democrat then, 363 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,098 and now he's a Republican, I'd say all bets are off. 364 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,600 [GASPS] 365 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:16,311 God! How do most women do this every night of their lives 366 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:19,147 and not go completely insane? They are insane. 367 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:24,319 The whole thing: Love, marriage, children, relationships. It's all insane. 368 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,946 You're okay. Thanks. 369 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:31,910 Did I tell you my perfect sister and her perfect husband are getting a perfect divorce? 370 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,414 I have the perfect solution: Stay away from love. 371 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,500 I can't. 372 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,335 Kevin, you've been in love. 373 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,921 Doesn't Alec hate peppers? Oh, come on. 374 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,675 You must have been in love with someone, sometime. 375 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:48,843 Yeah, once. 376 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:55,600 Junior high. l played bongos in this band, and I fell in love with our lead singer. 377 00:23:55,768 --> 00:24:00,522 And she sang "We've Only Just Begun" as sweet as Karen Carpenter. 378 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:05,276 So one night, I got really high on this cheap malt liquor and pledged my love to her. 379 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:10,031 Next day she ran off with a bass player named Ringo. 380 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:13,868 So l turned in my bongos for a battered Underwood typewriter. 381 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:17,705 On which you'll type your way to becoming one of the most important 382 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,875 writers in America. 383 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,211 KEVIN: I wouldn't hold your breath. 384 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:27,549 I can't even organise any of these thoughts into anything for the paper. 385 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,469 Kevin, maybe you need to stop thinking so much and fall in love again. 386 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,887 Love sucks. 387 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,392 Hi, guys. LESLIE: Hi. 388 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,687 Hey. Rough day on the right wing, dear? 389 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,857 This is for me? 390 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,031 Al... ALEC: Try it on. 391 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,409 Kevin, stir the vegetables. 392 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,412 Right. 393 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:03,084 Leslie has to marry me soon. Why? Are you pregnant? 394 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,421 What is your marriage hurry? I'm gonna kill myself. 395 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:10,508 It's only peppers, Al. I can't believe what l just did. 396 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,760 I innocently go downtown to buy the nightgown, 397 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,931 and this amazingly leggy blond salesgirl offers to model it for me. 398 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,768 So we wind up doing it standing up in the dressing room in front of a three-way mirror. 399 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,437 So there were six of you. 400 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,355 Huh-huh-huh. 401 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,566 If Leslie would just marry me. 402 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,277 Marriage will make you faithful? Yes. 403 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,448 I'm sorry, the notion of two people spending their entire lives together was invented by people 404 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:36,618 who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. 405 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,453 Marriage is obsolete. 406 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:42,081 Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around. 407 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,460 LESLIE: Alec, come here. This is obscene! 408 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,462 I love it. 409 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,090 Stir those vegetables. 410 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:57,096 Don't look! Don't look. 411 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:01,476 Okay, ta-da! Oh, come on. 412 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:02,977 Alec. Ah! 413 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,148 Kevin-- I don't care. 414 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,400 LESLIE: Get off of me! He'll burn my vegetables! 415 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:12,487 ALEC: No, he knows what he's doing. LESLIE: No, he doesn't. 416 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,406 Get off of me! 417 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,743 [BILLY SQUIER'S "SHAKE DOWN" PLAYlNG] 418 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,620 Look at this creep. 419 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,504 Hi, you want a date? 420 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:37,095 Hi, you want a date? MAN: Maybe later, baby. 421 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:43,476 How come you never ask me if I want a date? 422 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,645 Because I thought you were gay. 423 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:51,359 Why would you think l'm gay? 424 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:55,822 Because I never see you with a girl. And you always look real strange. 425 00:26:56,490 --> 00:27:00,952 Well, for your information, I happen to be in love with someone, only they don't know it, okay? 426 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:06,624 Guess you wouldn't understand about loving someone from afar, huh? 427 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,504 Delaware's about as far as l've ever been. 428 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,803 Is this person a he or a she? 429 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,893 It's a secret. I guess you wouldn't understand about that either, huh? 430 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:30,523 Darling, lots of people come to me for love, 431 00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:33,192 and it's a secret. 432 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,989 Yeah. 433 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,450 Come back here. 434 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:45,663 This secret of yours, is it a little one or a big one? 435 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,084 Hey, you want a date? 436 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,587 [PHONE RINGING] 437 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,306 Alec Newbary. 438 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,769 Hi, Alec. It's Jules. I'm over at the Van Buren Hotel. 439 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,105 What time is it? I don't know. 440 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:14,108 Listen, l'm with these Arabs, and they've been forcing me to do coke 441 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:18,905 all night. And l'm not sure, because l don't understand very much Arabic, 442 00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:21,407 but I think I heard the words for "gangbang." 443 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,618 Alec, you gotta come get me. 444 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:27,121 Please? I'm in the Potomac Suite. 445 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:32,210 Alec, you should be sainted. No, then I'd have to wear underwear. 446 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,421 I love you. Then marry me. 447 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,640 [ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 448 00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:49,143 MAN: Yes, who is it? Open the door! 449 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:56,150 Alec, what are you doing here? 450 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:02,907 They hardly impressed me as the gang-bang type. 451 00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:06,786 How much coke did you do? I don't know. They have barrels full. 452 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:11,416 You know, Jules, sometimes I think you just make these dramas up to test me. 453 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,170 Why don't you come over for a while? 454 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,798 No, I have to be at work in the morning. 455 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,550 Come on. 456 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,260 No. 457 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,222 Well, l don't want to be alone. 458 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:33,020 Who are you calling? A systems analyst. 459 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:37,692 A very hot Jewish guy. You the new Mideast ambassador? 460 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:39,944 It's really late. Let me drive you home. 461 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,029 And waste all this good coke? 462 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:45,533 Hi. 463 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,119 It's Jules. Did I wake you? 464 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:54,667 Our real purpose is to get you off welfare and train you in a skilled profession. 465 00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:57,295 Now, do you have any interest in the janitorial field? 466 00:29:57,504 --> 00:30:00,381 Just give me my cheque. 467 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:04,427 There are some educational-- Just give me my cheque. 468 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,846 Okay. 469 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:12,477 You know, you get yourself some hot clothes, and get yourself a man 470 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:16,189 and you won't be worrying about all this shit. 471 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:34,790 Welfare recipients are getting better looking. 472 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:40,046 Do you ever feel like you're not accomplishing anything all? 473 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:44,091 I think I'm in touch with that emotion. 474 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,052 Let's get a drink. 475 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,889 Okay. 476 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,935 Billy, how come you're not at work? 477 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,855 [GROANS, THEN LAUGHS] 478 00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:05,530 MAN: And this is our first store, built in 1 953. 479 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:08,783 We now have 24 Card-a-terias, 480 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:13,746 the largest greeting-cards franchise in the East. 481 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,290 What line are you in? 482 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,793 Munitions. 483 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,755 Please don't bring up moving out tonight. 484 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,925 He'll have a heart attack in front of your boyfriend. 485 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,718 He's not my boyfriend. 486 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,763 Well, then, there's a nice young guy working for us now. 487 00:31:30,973 --> 00:31:33,558 Howie Krantz. Libby, please. 488 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:37,979 Candace, do just like grandmother did. Right in the middle, right in the centre of the plate, neatly. 489 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,647 Mom, you look beautiful. 490 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,775 I'm fat, I'm thin. I'm fat, I'm thin. I'm blond, I'm brunette. 491 00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:47,613 Well, look at it this way. You always wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor, and now you do. 492 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,449 What do you think? Is the roast big enough? 493 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:57,415 There are certain words my mother finds too horrible to utter so she whispers them. 494 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,166 You'll get used to it. 495 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,669 Did you hear about Betty Rothberg? 496 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,962 [WHlSPERS] Cancer. 497 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,171 WOMAN 1 : Oh, how awful. 498 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,966 MAN: Say, Bill, the day I married Rachael, 499 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:11,470 I got three Card-a-terias. I just bought a new BMW. 500 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,014 WOMAN 2: How great! 501 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,726 I was talking to Betty's daughter. She moved into the new neighbourhood. 502 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:20,479 Only six Jewish families. But very wealthy. 503 00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:26,319 Are you in the card game too? Six franchises. 504 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,823 Where did you meet Wendy again? [WHlSPERS] Prison. 505 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:31,991 [LAUGHS] 506 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,492 WOMAN 1 : What did he say? 507 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,703 Is $200 enough? 508 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:40,333 $200 is more than enough. Thank you, Dad. Thanks. 509 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:45,379 If you would get married and ran a franchise like your sisters, you wouldn't have to borrow money. 510 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,382 I have a job with the Department of Human Services. 511 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:52,053 That isn't a job. It's just killing time until you get married. 512 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,263 Thank you. I'm very committed. 513 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,224 Daddy, l think l should get my own apartment. 514 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:58,893 Grandpa! Grandpa! 515 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,479 Billy's on the roof! What? 516 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,149 MR. BEAMlSH: Wait a minute. Wait, wait. 517 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,658 [HUMMlNG] 518 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:19,914 This is so great! 519 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,918 All the years we lived here, no one ever did this. 520 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,754 I used to do it all the time. 521 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:31,884 At the frat house, I'd crawl right out of Alec's window on the roof with my horn. 522 00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:33,719 MRS. BEAMISH: This is ridiculous! 523 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:38,099 My God! Wendy's up there too! MR. BEAMlSH: Come on down here! 524 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,267 I knew it the minute he came in the door. 525 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,894 [WHlSPERS] Drugs! 526 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,896 RACHAEL: Should we call the police or the fire department? 527 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:46,732 MRS. BEAMISH: Maybe we should let Wendy handle it. 528 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,780 You miss school, don't you? 529 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,616 Yeah. 530 00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:01,080 You know, school was pretty out of hand. 531 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:12,299 In everyday life, there's just no way to be out of hand. 532 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:14,802 You gotta be so... 533 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,726 You know, if it ever got to be too much... 534 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,939 Like just...too much. 535 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,735 Oh, God. 536 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,781 Well, that's out of hand. 537 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:39,493 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 538 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:43,622 Don't you ever think about it? Not while I'm still a virgin. 539 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,088 Why didn't you ever tell me that before? 540 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,339 I don't know. 541 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:57,178 Come on. All those guys you went out with-- 542 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,512 Stuey Newman? 543 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,515 Oh, please. 544 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,686 Would you do it with Stuey Newman? Well? 545 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:23,621 [IMITATES BUGS BUNNY] Be very quiet. I'm hunting rabbit. 546 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,831 [LAUGHS] 547 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,180 Nice. 548 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,318 I'm sorry. 549 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,987 Peace. I'm sorry. 550 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,538 What the hell is that? 551 00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:11,210 It's your scuba suit. 552 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:21,095 Wendy, I'm really sorry. You're allowed to have fun when you're screwing. 553 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,183 Wend, I was-- I'm sorry. 554 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:31,021 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 555 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:32,273 What? 556 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,903 There's your rent money. 557 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,281 Wendy. 558 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:45,452 Wendy? 559 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,832 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 560 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,874 [BAND PLAYING] 561 00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,418 [CHATTERING] 562 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:13,999 I want to meet the woman who's turning Kirbo Keger into a doctor. 563 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:17,044 I've been an amateur gynecologist for years. 564 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,297 Hey, Billy is great. He's unbelievable. 565 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,925 Leslie, did I tell you? Oh, sorry! 566 00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:26,720 I went to see my boss. l thought I was gonna get fired, but instead the man took me to dinner. 567 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,264 Jules, you're not gonna start bopping your boss. 568 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,558 Too late. I'm gonna dance. God! 569 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,991 Do you have an extra key to your apartment that I can borrow tomorrow? 570 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,200 What for? 571 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:52,204 The lingerie salesgirl has been calling me at the office. 572 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:55,916 You gotta learn to say no, buddy. As soon as Leslie says yes, l'll say no. 573 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,209 Wendy. 574 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:01,380 Hi. This is Howie Krantz. Howie, Kevin Dolenz. 575 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,173 How do you do? Alec Newbary. 576 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,758 Alec. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 577 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,427 Why don't you come sit here at our table? 578 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,012 Oh, great. That'd be great. 579 00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:12,349 Thought you weren't coming here. We were just passing by. 580 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,770 I'm in the greeting-cards business. l work for one of Wendy's brother-in-laws. 581 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,690 Humongous future in greeting cards. 582 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,222 Ron! 583 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:04,318 Everybody, this is my friend and decorator, Ron Dellasandro. 584 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:05,819 You remember Ron. 585 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,654 ALEC: Hello, Ron. LESLIE: Hi, Ron. 586 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,990 Hi, Kevin. Hi, Ron. 587 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,618 JULES: And this is Wendy and Howie. 588 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:19,249 Unbelievable. What? 589 00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,503 So, what's wrong? Billy's wife. 590 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,670 Who's she with? 591 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,528 Let's rock! 592 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,359 Hey! 593 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,488 Hey, take your hands off my wife. 594 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,407 Your wife? 595 00:41:33,575 --> 00:41:38,078 You're not married to me. You're married to your friends and the bar. 596 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:42,624 I said, get your hands off my wife. 597 00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,918 Is he kidding? ALEC: Billy. 598 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,921 [CHATTERING] 599 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,722 Get him out of here! 600 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,599 Yeah, get out of here, Billy, you little shit! 601 00:41:58,766 --> 00:41:59,766 You're a shit! 602 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,101 You're fired, Billy! 603 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,563 So are the rest of you. Everybody out! 604 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:10,235 He's bleeding. Yes, l know. Come on. 605 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,780 Come on. I just had my nose done! 606 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,158 BlLLY: Goddamn it! 607 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,870 I tell you, I just should've had a vasectomy at birth. 608 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:24,374 I tell you something, if you ever have boys, you just do them a favour and get them neutered right away. 609 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:27,628 Because if they knock up some little slut, they're the ones who are really fucked! 610 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,631 Fucked for life! I hate you, you little bitch! 611 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,800 Listen, you stupid pig! 612 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,137 Get off me! Get off of me! 613 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,973 ALEC: Billy! Okay, Billy, come on! 614 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,647 Billy. Felicia. 615 00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,488 [PEOPLE WHISTLING] 616 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,994 You just go ahead with your evening with Howie. 617 00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:04,665 Yes. No matter what he looks like. 618 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,421 Happy Halloween. 619 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,008 [FEE WAYBILL'S "SAVED MY LIFE" PLAYlNG] 620 00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:28,814 Hi, secret love. 621 00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:33,277 Trick or treat? Or tricks and treats? 622 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:36,822 Hey, what would you say the meaning of life is? 623 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:40,701 You got 50 bucks? I'll show you the meaning of life. 624 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,495 I don't pay for sex. Oh, no? 625 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:48,125 Oh. You think that if you get a little wife 626 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:52,671 or girlfriend that you don't pay? You pay. 627 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:56,466 Then you can never be sure you're gonna get it. With Naomi-- 628 00:43:56,718 --> 00:43:58,343 Naomi? Yeah. 629 00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:01,388 You pay, and you get it. 630 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:05,851 Ooh. You get it good. 631 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:11,857 Food for thought. 632 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,529 I don't think l have enough food to feed them. 633 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:21,033 We'll have plenty. We'll be fine. There'll be enough. 634 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,576 Hi. LESLIE: Hey. 635 00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:24,578 What are you doing here? 636 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,748 We came to take you to lunch. Le Petit Château, 1 :00. 637 00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:30,250 I can't leave here and go to Le Petit Château. 638 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,919 Ladies, please, have a little perspective. 639 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,047 Well, we could eat here. 640 00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:37,090 We could? Yes. 641 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,508 It's nutritious. 642 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,886 Yes, it's an adventure. WENDY: Grab a tray. 643 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,721 JULES: It is that. 644 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,223 Take this. 645 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:52,522 And for our entrée, Campbell mushroom barley. How chic. 646 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:56,526 Hi, Myra. Meet my friends Leslie and Jules. This is Myra. 647 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:57,944 Hi, Myra. 648 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,780 You need some salad. 649 00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:01,448 How's Howie? 650 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:06,036 Oh, well, l wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, 651 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:09,873 but he did offer me a Chrysler LeBaron convertible if l'd get engaged to Howie. 652 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:13,210 Have you fucked him yet? Jules! God! 653 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:17,798 Listen, get the car, fuck him and if you don't like it, break the engagement. 654 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:21,009 Then you can still fuck him. 655 00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:22,969 I'm sorry. Not funny! 656 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,554 Sorry. Thank you. 657 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:33,647 Wendy, I don't want to beat around the bush. 658 00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:37,150 We really came here because we're both worried about you. 659 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:42,572 No, Jules, actually that was a scam that Leslie and l worked out 660 00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:44,908 because we're worried about you. 661 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:47,953 Moi? 662 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,165 Okay. So, what's up? 663 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,168 We're worried about you and this affair with your boss. 664 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,337 Forrester? 665 00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,841 Come on. He's wonderful. Forrester is married. 666 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,677 Leslie, this is the '80s. 667 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:07,848 I bop him for a few years, get his job when he gets his hands caught in the vault, 668 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:10,142 become a legend, do a black-mink ad, 669 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:12,853 get caught in a sex scandal, retire in massive disgrace, 670 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:17,524 write a huge bestseller and become the fabulous host of my own talk show. 671 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:19,526 Well, silly of us to worry. 672 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,863 JULES: It really is. He's helped me so much. 673 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:26,992 I mean, he's come up with so many alternatives for my step-monster's funeral. 674 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:32,873 That's another thing. You seem obsessed with this woman's dying. lt's creepy. 675 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:37,002 Well, it turns out cremation is just as expensive as the non-torch method. 676 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:41,173 And if I don't come up with a cheaper solution, I'm gonna end up a bag lady. 677 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:43,467 Of course, I'll have alligator bags. 678 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:50,390 Oh, no. Do you know what? I've gotta go. l just remembered I'm supposed to meet Forrester. 679 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,059 Jules, you haven't even touched your food. 680 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,813 That's okay. l really didn't want any. l'll talk to you guys later. It's been a wonderful talk. 681 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,064 Nice meeting you, Myra. 682 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:02,569 I'll talk to you guys later, okay? Sorry. l have to go. 683 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,700 Oh, God. I told you. 684 00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:12,913 LESLIE: Why is it that you and Jules and my mother 685 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:16,875 and everyone l know are so sure I should marry Alec? 686 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:20,587 WENDY: Well, if you and Alec don't get married, l don't know who should. 687 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,422 LESLIE: I love Alec. 688 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:26,259 It's just scary to think of spending my whole life with him. 689 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:29,930 Then again, it's scary to think of life without him too. 690 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,641 Men. Can't live with them, 691 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,267 can't shoot them. Can't shoot them. 692 00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:35,602 [BOTH LAUGH] 693 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,440 Seen Billy? 694 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:43,568 I was wondering how long it was gonna take until you asked me that. 695 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:46,279 I know. It's like stopping smoking. 696 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:49,783 I go as long as I can, and then l just gotta have a hit. 697 00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:53,286 Alec's got him working for this Korean gangster, 698 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:56,414 and l think actually Billy's doing a really good job. 699 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:57,958 Great. 700 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,584 That's great. 701 00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,087 What? It's great. 702 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:05,966 [FEE WAYBILL'S "YOU'RE STILL LAUGHlNG" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 703 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:16,142 [MUSlC STOPS] 704 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,105 Kim... 705 00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:24,484 I thought you were coming back on Thursday. 706 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,820 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 707 00:48:34,287 --> 00:48:38,164 [RAINDROPS PATTERING] 708 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:48,800 [♪♪♪] 709 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,230 [CAR HORN HONKING] 710 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:21,124 Watch your step. 711 00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:23,561 [KIRBY BREATHlNG HEAVILY] 712 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:28,191 MAN: Excuse me, sir, do you have an invitation? 713 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,365 Excuse me. 714 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,707 Kirby! 715 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:45,792 How are you? 716 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:51,965 I'm obsessed, thank you very much. DALE: But you don't even know me. 717 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,885 I'm very average. Full of flaws. 718 00:50:57,221 --> 00:51:00,932 I'm a slob. I can't even make a bed straight. 719 00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:07,814 I steal People magazine from my dentist's office. 720 00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:11,151 And look. 721 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,487 I rarely take out the garbage. 722 00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,949 Here's my roommate, Judith. She hates me. 723 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,160 I hate her. 724 00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,927 [INHALES] 725 00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:48,855 DALE: And here's the worst of all. 726 00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:54,527 When I first decided to be a doctor, I thought it was because l wanted to serve people. 727 00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:56,196 But now, well, 728 00:51:56,447 --> 00:52:00,700 I'm starting to get this funny feeling that what medicine's really all about is money. 729 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:06,956 Would you like some coffee? It's money, isn't it? 730 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:11,252 Yes, of course, that's what you're trying to tell me. It's because I don't have money. 731 00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:14,130 Thank you for being so honest. 732 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:17,217 Kirby! 733 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:21,721 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 734 00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:38,905 Get off! It's Billy Hicks, man! 735 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:48,748 The man, the myth, the legend! The one and only Billy the Kid! 736 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,255 [WHlSTLE BLOWS] 737 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,011 [YELLING lNDISTINCTLY] 738 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,769 Seems like old times, huh, Billy-boy? 739 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:11,104 Old times. 740 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,276 Troy, man, I was thinking 741 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:19,779 that maybe I could get a job on campus 742 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:23,449 with the students, you know. The fraternity, coaching. Anything. 743 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,703 Oh, yeah. We could use somebody like you around here, Billy. 744 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,621 Really? Yeah, we need somebody 745 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,623 to get us some good drugs, man. 746 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,793 Come on, let's go play some ball. 747 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,470 What is that, your rattle? 748 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,850 Hi, babe. Hi. 749 00:53:51,604 --> 00:53:53,313 Remember Ray Slater? 750 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:57,567 The guy l was going out with before l met you? 751 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,612 Well, he came by to see me yesterday. 752 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,656 He still wants to marry me. 753 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:07,452 He said he'd take care of me and Melody. 754 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,830 Don't you give up on me. 755 00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:12,916 We could probably still get an annulment. 756 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,834 No! 757 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:22,008 I'm gonna change. I'm gonna get the right job. 758 00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:28,181 There's gonna be no more drinking. And no more women. 759 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:42,862 You're not gonna believe how out of hand it's gonna be. 760 00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:47,492 I work out of my house. You must be available 24 hours a day. 761 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:51,704 Complete discretion and loyalty. $500 a week. 762 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,831 I'm your man, Mr. Kim. 763 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:58,878 I must be able to trust you with my house, my car, my private affairs. 764 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:02,131 Look no further, Mr. Kim. I'm your man. 765 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:11,975 That's her. Now open the door. WOMAN: Give me a break, will you? 766 00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:17,063 Get out and open the door. That's your job. 767 00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:25,405 Hi, Dale. Kirby, what are you up to? 768 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:29,242 Well, l was handpicked as special attaché to Mr. Kim Sung Ho. 769 00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:33,830 The famous Korean entrepreneur? What about medical school? 770 00:55:34,415 --> 00:55:38,584 Foolish pipe dream, Dale. I had to grab my huge financial opportunities while I could. 771 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,587 It's all about money, right, Dale? Well, good luck. 772 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,591 Look, l'm throwing a little party at Kim's house on Saturday night. 773 00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:47,510 I'd really like to see you there. 774 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,930 Thanks, Kirby. I'll try. Good deal. 775 00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:56,894 Did you see her face? She'll be there. 776 00:55:57,062 --> 00:56:01,441 Mr. Kim finds out you're having a party at his house Saturday night, you'll be out in the street. 777 00:56:01,734 --> 00:56:03,568 No way. He won't be home until Sunday. 778 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:07,071 Besides, there's an extra $1 00 for you to keep your mouth shut. 779 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,323 Ooh. 780 00:56:10,743 --> 00:56:13,953 [JON ANDERSON'S "THIS TIME IT WAS REALLY RIGHT" PLAYlNG] 781 00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,460 So does this mean that you're officially engaged? 782 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,462 Uh, yeah. No. 783 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:25,214 It means l'm officially thinking about it. 784 00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:29,761 What is this, Howie? Didn't you think that women were always dying to get married? 785 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,471 Not to me. 786 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,141 [JON ANDERSON'S "THIS TIME IT WAS REALLY RIGHT" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 787 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,645 Oh, God, look at this. You look great. 788 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,815 So where's the beautiful doctor we've all been hearing so much about? 789 00:56:43,108 --> 00:56:44,650 She's on her way. You are so wrong. 790 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:48,196 College is like this four-year delusion so you don't have to deal with reality. 791 00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:49,655 Hi, Les, Wen. WENDY: Hi. 792 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:52,658 KEVIN: l mean, you're like lambs waiting to be slaughtered, you undergrads. 793 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:58,414 I take it medical school is now out. Absolutely. l am now a student of life. 794 00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:04,879 Hi. Hi. 795 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,843 This is my friend Howie Krantz. Billy Hicks. 796 00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,011 Hi, Billy. 797 00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:15,473 Uh, well, we'll see you a little later. 798 00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:20,186 A friend of yours? Huh-huh-huh. 799 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:25,191 Billy, l want you to know I'm not gonna be getting you any more jobs. 800 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:29,862 Al, you're so perfect. Such a young god. 801 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,781 You not only have the right stuff, 802 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:34,617 you have the right job and the right hair. 803 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,994 I, of course, have the wrong hair. 804 00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:40,957 Forrester said he wanted to know exactly what l'm looking for in this relationship. 805 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:45,044 So l told him love, companionship and the vice-presidency. 806 00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:49,048 Jules, it sounds like you have your boss wrapped around your little finger. 807 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,635 Did I ever tell you what he likes me to do with my little finger? 808 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:55,888 How's your stepmother? Hanging on, the old witch. 809 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:59,308 Oh, but l did find this place in California. lt's called the Neptune Society. 810 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,562 They just wrap her up and feed her to the sharks for $500. 811 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:06,149 All I have to do is ship her there. She's worse. 812 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:08,651 It's gonna be a long night. 813 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:13,239 Yeah, hi. By any chance, did Dale Biberman 814 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:16,492 get called in on an emergency duty tonight? 815 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,328 No? 816 00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:20,997 Okay. Thanks. 817 00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:32,717 So how you doing? Fine. 818 00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:38,764 Are you still living at home? Yeah. How about you? 819 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:43,060 Felicia hasn't kicked me out yet. 820 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:49,692 You been playing your sax? No. I hocked it to pay the phone bill. 821 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:08,544 Have you forgiven me for being such a horse's ass? 822 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:14,383 There's nothing to forgive. Actually, I should thank you. 823 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:19,388 It helped me grow up a lot, made me see how stupid I was being. 824 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,307 Trusting a guy like me. 825 00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:25,811 You're very talented, Billy. 826 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:34,487 So are you still a virgin? 827 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,743 That's none of your business. 828 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:50,253 Well, then l want you to make another emergency breakthrough. Do you hear me? 829 00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,922 What do you mean, she won't release it? Did you tell her who's calling? 830 00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:56,509 Did you tell her I was giving a goddamn party for her? 831 00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:59,845 [JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE (MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 832 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:04,350 Make room. The kid can't fly on one wing. 833 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,935 Come to Mama. 834 01:00:06,979 --> 01:00:07,979 ALEC: Quiet, please! 835 01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:10,439 Quiet, please! 836 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,109 Quiet, please. Everyone! 837 01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:14,318 [MUSlC STOPS] 838 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:15,569 Thank you. 839 01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:17,989 Big Al has an announcement to make! 840 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,700 Oh, well, now we're excited. 841 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,660 Huh-huh-huh. 842 01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:24,328 On June 1 , 843 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,123 Leslie Hunter will do me the long, 844 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:32,545 long, long-awaited honour of becoming my bride. 845 01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:36,299 You're all invited! 846 01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:37,717 Thank you very much. 847 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:40,970 Howie, what do you say we make this a double wedding? 848 01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:44,890 [JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE (MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 849 01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:51,314 What's the matter with you? Cut it out! 850 01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:54,358 I thought we discussed this at home. We come here, and you completely discount me. 851 01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:58,237 I'm just trying to facilitate the marriage process. 852 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:00,239 Do you want marriage, Alec, 853 01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:04,076 or so you just want a yearly Christmas card with the Newbarys in front of a fireplace? 854 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:08,164 You're just afraid to commit. No, I'm not afraid to commit. 855 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:13,419 I have to have something for myself first before I can share it with you. 856 01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:15,755 Will you just for once 857 01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:20,092 not use as the excuse for not marrying me your goddamn career? 858 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:22,845 Fine. All right then. 859 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:26,932 I have a better excuse. 860 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:32,438 What are we gonna do about your extracurricular love life? 861 01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:34,690 Huh? 862 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:37,610 What extracurricular love life? 863 01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:40,946 Alec, come on. 864 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:48,245 What did Kevin tell you? 865 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,124 Nothing. 866 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:05,554 [MUSlC STOPS] 867 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,891 What did you tell her? What did you tell her? 868 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,643 He told me nothing. 869 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,480 It was just a hunch. Until now. 870 01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:29,161 I want you out of the apartment tonight. 871 01:02:36,837 --> 01:02:37,920 JULES: Kev, are you okay? 872 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,171 BlLLY: That's okay. 873 01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:42,007 It's cool. lt ain't a party till something gets broken. 874 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,926 [JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE (MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 875 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:46,095 We're swinging now. 876 01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:54,145 Get off the phone and open up this goddamn door! 877 01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:56,814 Are you the maniac that's been trying to cut in on my line? 878 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:59,024 Oh, of course. I should have known. 879 01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:01,819 Where the hell is Dale? She went skiing. 880 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:05,698 KlRBY: What do you mean? Where? Why should I tell you? 881 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:09,535 Because I'm not responsible for what I'll do to you if you don't. 882 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:16,250 JULES: Which one is yours? I always forget. 883 01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:18,169 BlLLY: So do l. 884 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:21,422 Let's go get a drink. 885 01:03:22,841 --> 01:03:24,049 You want to? 886 01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:27,845 Yeah, l do. I've had a shit day. 887 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:31,557 I've had a shit year. Where should we go? 888 01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:36,562 I think the bars are closed. Mm, yeah. 889 01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:40,232 We could go to your place. Okay. 890 01:03:42,903 --> 01:03:45,196 Jules... 891 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:51,118 you know, you have really grown into a fine-looking woman. 892 01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,457 I don't feel very fine-looking. 893 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:02,963 You know, there's something l've been wanting to ask you all night. 894 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,427 What you got on underneath that skirt? 895 01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,305 You should know. 896 01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:29,782 Billy. 897 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,911 Come on. Don't save it for your boss. 898 01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:40,960 Can you keep a secret? I have kept many secrets. 899 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:43,504 Billy, enough. 900 01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:45,130 Enough! 901 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:46,382 Says who? 902 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:48,467 I say. 903 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,011 Oh, you say. That's right. 904 01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:54,223 I bet you wouldn't have so much to say with me in your mouth. 905 01:04:54,474 --> 01:04:56,809 Billy, l'm serious. I said no! 906 01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,155 Billy, give me my keys. 907 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:17,079 Come and get them. You shit, give me my keys! 908 01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:19,540 Come here. No! Give me my keys! 909 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:21,083 [DOGS BARKING] 910 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:24,545 Come on! I'm getting a boner now! 911 01:05:28,717 --> 01:05:30,175 Yes. Give me the keys! 912 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:31,468 I love it! 913 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,222 Give me my keys. 914 01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:38,517 Oh, watch the crease. Watch the crease. 915 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,561 I needed a friend tonight. 916 01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:45,816 Get back in the Jeep and assume the missionary position. 917 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,487 You break my heart. 918 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:57,036 Then again, you break everyone's heart. 919 01:05:57,662 --> 01:06:00,414 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 920 01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:04,877 [ENGINE STARTS] 921 01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:07,713 Jules. 922 01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,008 Hey, Jules, I'm sorry! 923 01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:25,856 I'm sorry. 924 01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,737 MAN: Who is it? Is Dale Biberman in there? 925 01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:15,823 MAN: Who wants to know? Kirby Keger! 926 01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:20,577 Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you? 927 01:07:20,745 --> 01:07:23,038 Kirby. What are you doing here? 928 01:07:29,671 --> 01:07:30,671 Who is that? 929 01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:33,716 DALE: Stop him, Guy. Will you? GUY: I'm buck naked. 930 01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:36,301 Kirby, stop! Come inside! 931 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,683 This guy is crazy. 932 01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:55,446 Come on, you've got no snow tyres or chains. You've got no traction. 933 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:57,156 DALE: Kirby, please. 934 01:07:57,615 --> 01:07:59,992 You're not gonna get out of here tonight. Come on inside. 935 01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:01,827 I'll stay in the car! 936 01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:05,831 He wants to stay in the car. He'll freeze. 937 01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,292 People have died out here, you know. 938 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:09,877 So just leave me alone, all right! 939 01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:12,421 Just get away from me and leave me alone! 940 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,715 [ENGINE REVVING] 941 01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,134 Kirby, please come inside. 942 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,643 Ta-da. 943 01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:29,897 I haven't been here for a long time. 944 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:33,192 It's still the same. You know, small and ugly. 945 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:37,029 But then again, it is small and ugly. Here. 946 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:39,490 You sure you don't wanna go to some nice, ladylike hotel? 947 01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:41,575 No. No, l'll be fine here for tonight. 948 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:44,953 As long as l'm not putting you or Kirbo to any trouble. 949 01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:46,538 No, it's fine. 950 01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:49,541 Is that a coffin? 951 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:52,836 Yeah. l got it because I thought girls would think it was sexy. 952 01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,588 And do they? 953 01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:56,965 How would l know? 954 01:08:57,675 --> 01:09:01,970 Well, you better not let Jules see it, because she'll probably steal it for her stepmother. 955 01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:04,223 You want to sit down there? 956 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,895 When did you win all these writing awards? 957 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:13,732 Oh, never. They're more effect to impress young ladies. 958 01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:16,777 Oh, l did win something. 959 01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:21,240 In eighth grade I won Best Haiku Poem. 960 01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:23,700 I beat out David Autry. 961 01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,744 Quite a thrill. 962 01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:30,916 So l've wandered into a real woman trap here, haven't I? 963 01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:32,751 Yes. 964 01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:36,713 Only you're the first woman I ever got up here, and I blew all my props already. 965 01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:38,674 You want some brandy? Yeah. 966 01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:40,384 Yeah? Good. 967 01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:12,291 Am l part of your props? 968 01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,557 DALE: Your clothes should be dry in a few hours. 969 01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:31,518 He's a doctor, isn't he? And here are some pyjamas. 970 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,480 You expect me to wear his pyjamas? 971 01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:39,151 We'll talk in the morning. 972 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,678 Alec was the first. You know? 973 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:11,683 I mean, there were other guys for me in high school. 974 01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:13,226 Boys. 975 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:19,399 Alec was the first love of my life. 976 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:26,698 Do you know, I sometimes think if we hadn't ended up in the same dorm, 977 01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:31,620 I would have just met someone else. So would he. 978 01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:40,253 Alec had the luck of geography, right? 979 01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:47,886 Whatever we say about Alec we'll regret tomorrow. 980 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:49,888 Tell me something. 981 01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:57,396 What do you think about our relationship as an outsider? I want you to be honest. 982 01:11:57,772 --> 01:12:00,065 Really. You want me to be honest? 983 01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,733 I don't know. 984 01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:04,820 Yes. Yeah? 985 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,532 Okay. 986 01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,576 Dangerous question. 987 01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:16,331 Well, l think l hang around you guys so much personally 988 01:12:18,126 --> 01:12:20,711 because, well, you're all l think about. 989 01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:24,548 Me? 990 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:33,849 And l think that the reason I'm not interested in other women 991 01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:36,727 and why I haven't had sex in so long 992 01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:43,900 is because I am desperately, completely 993 01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:46,945 in love with you. 994 01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:54,244 Ooh. 995 01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,416 Kevin. 996 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,878 We won't even remember this tomorrow, huh? 997 01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,635 It is tomorrow. 998 01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:22,606 Oh, l love you! I've always loved you! 999 01:13:22,774 --> 01:13:23,774 Ow! 1000 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:26,485 Oh, l'm sorry! No, no, I love it! l love it! 1001 01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:29,821 What are you doing? Nothing. Where is this thing? 1002 01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,531 It's in the front. Okay. Wait. 1003 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:33,450 [LAUGHING] 1004 01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:55,514 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 1005 01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,155 [SCREAMS] 1006 01:14:12,323 --> 01:14:13,657 Kevin! 1007 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:17,327 I broke your shower! 1008 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,340 [DOOR KNOB RATTLING] 1009 01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:34,469 Kirbo? 1010 01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,931 No. 1011 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:40,600 Alec. 1012 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,895 I gave him a key. 1013 01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:46,064 ALEC: Okay, Kevin. 1014 01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:48,817 I'm only gonna ask you this once. 1015 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:56,366 Did you tell Leslie about my screwing around? 1016 01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,243 No. 1017 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,497 ALEC: I believe you, Kevin. 1018 01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:08,211 I want you to know that I believe you, and l'm sorry l hit you. 1019 01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:13,675 Kevin. 1020 01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,219 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 1021 01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:18,847 I don't think 1022 01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:26,771 that I am ever gonna be able to get Leslie back. 1023 01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:33,069 KEVIN: Buddy, I kind of got some company. 1024 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,030 ALEC: Oh, Jesus. 1025 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,617 I'm sorry. KEVIN: lt's all right. 1026 01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:42,287 ALEC: l never thought... KEVIN: l'll call you tomorrow. 1027 01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:44,039 I never thought... I'll call you later. 1028 01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:45,582 I just assumed it was not possible. 1029 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:48,043 Just a minute. Tell me. What? 1030 01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:52,881 Is it the fat chick from the party? Let me call you later, all right? 1031 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,966 Come on. Come on. 1032 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,801 No, no, no. I have to-- 1033 01:15:56,969 --> 01:16:00,096 I have to know. Is it the fat chick from the party? 1034 01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:07,145 It's not the fat chick. 1035 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,321 There is no way that this is happening. 1036 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:20,492 It happened, Alec. 1037 01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:24,329 Alec-- Shut up! 1038 01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,380 Where is Kirby Keger? 1039 01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:19,509 Um... 1040 01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:21,845 He took my new car. 1041 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,347 [ENGINE STRUGGLING] 1042 01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:27,392 [ENGINE STARTS] 1043 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:28,977 GUY: It started! 1044 01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:33,356 You better hurry up before it starts snowing again. 1045 01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:45,410 So drive carefully. 1046 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,704 GUY: Nice meeting you, Kirby. 1047 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:56,004 Uh, honey, l'll get the camera, and we'll take a photo of you guys, okay? 1048 01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:02,761 I don't really know you that well, but you seem like a fine person. 1049 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:06,181 And l want you to know I'm flattered by all this. 1050 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:13,688 And deep down, l'm sure, for a long time I'll wonder if maybe somehow this isn't my loss. 1051 01:18:13,856 --> 01:18:28,453 [♪♪♪] 1052 01:18:42,802 --> 01:18:46,137 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 1053 01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:57,857 GUY: Smile. 1054 01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:03,196 There you are. 1055 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:11,746 Later, dude. 1056 01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:46,197 [LAUGHING] 1057 01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:11,222 Hi, Daddy. Hey, hi. 1058 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:16,394 This is some neighbourhood. 1059 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,396 Did you get your car fixed? 1060 01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:22,025 Yeah. l got a personal letter from Lee Iacocca. 1061 01:20:22,193 --> 01:20:23,526 [CHUCKLES] 1062 01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:26,362 I did. They fixed everything for nothing. 1063 01:20:26,864 --> 01:20:27,989 Good. 1064 01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,241 But I can't keep it. 1065 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:35,371 I don't feel right about driving a car like that and then working with people who can't afford to eat. 1066 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:39,167 Keep the car. You and Howie will need it. 1067 01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:42,253 Well, Daddy, 1068 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,924 I'm giving Howie back too. 1069 01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:49,719 I don't love Howie. 1070 01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:55,016 Well, we learn to love. I mean, there's marriage and there's family 1071 01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:59,771 and the family business. That's what's important. 1072 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:06,361 I have my own job. And l want to get my own apartment. 1073 01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:09,197 But you can keep your job until you're pregnant. 1074 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:14,118 I mean, Howie's a fine boy, 1075 01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,371 and l don't think you need your own apartment. 1076 01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,331 Dad. 1077 01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:21,459 Do you ever hear me? Well, l do. 1078 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,253 I don't love Howie. 1079 01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:27,340 I don't love him. 1080 01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:32,011 I love Billy. Billy from the roof? 1081 01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:39,852 Yeah. 1082 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,518 I specifically took off work today because I thought you weren't gonna be here. 1083 01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:21,811 I'm sick. 1084 01:22:23,564 --> 01:22:26,316 What's wrong? Just sickness. 1085 01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:37,076 You can't have the Pretenders' first album. 1086 01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:39,203 That's mine. I bought it. 1087 01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:40,371 You did not! 1088 01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:48,338 You can have all the Billy Joels. Except The Stranger. 1089 01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:53,676 I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's Ninth. 1090 01:22:55,554 --> 01:23:00,850 Kevin is so fond of Mahler. I moved in with Jules. 1091 01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:02,769 Oh, how nice. 1092 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:04,687 Roomies again. 1093 01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:10,276 No Springsteen is leaving this house! 1094 01:23:12,071 --> 01:23:14,530 You can have all the Carly Simons. 1095 01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:16,074 You got me those for Valentine's Day. 1096 01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:18,368 Remember when there were still valentines around here? 1097 01:23:18,535 --> 01:23:20,870 You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences. 1098 01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:23,373 I didn't run out on anything. You ran out. 1099 01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,833 You fucked Kevin! You fucked many! 1100 01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:27,794 Nameless, faceless many! 1101 01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:33,549 I feel much better now. Thanks. 1102 01:23:43,769 --> 01:23:48,189 You're not taking The Police-- Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin! 1103 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,651 I was confused and angry, and l care about him very deeply. 1104 01:23:51,902 --> 01:23:54,779 Get your clothes, give me the keys and get out! 1105 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:57,949 Now! 1106 01:24:02,413 --> 01:24:05,832 I can't believe this is happening to us. 1107 01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:15,425 Wasted love! 1108 01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:25,601 God, I just wish I could get it back. 1109 01:24:42,995 --> 01:24:43,995 You did it! 1110 01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:49,000 I think I'll probably be back doing obits tomorrow. 1111 01:24:49,168 --> 01:24:51,627 LESLIE: No, no. You're gonna attract a lot of attention with this. 1112 01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:55,631 Yeah? You think? It's because of you. 1113 01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:59,844 Yeah, l couldn't write anything till you. What? 1114 01:25:02,306 --> 01:25:03,681 Don't you guys ever use a bed? 1115 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,975 Hi, Jules. Hi, kiddies. 1116 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:07,769 I'm gonna show Jules your piece. 1117 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:12,607 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. What? 1118 01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:22,033 Hi, Ron. Hi. 1119 01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:38,216 Kevin has his first byline. 1120 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:41,052 Really? That's great. Let me see. 1121 01:25:45,516 --> 01:25:46,808 "Tract Housing in Maryland"? 1122 01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,477 No, it's the other piece. Oh, "The Meaning of Life." 1123 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:52,730 Listen, l gotta go. Forrester's waiting for me. Did the hospital call? Did my step-monster die? 1124 01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:53,898 Jules. 1125 01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:56,067 Listen, he's waiting for me. I gotta go. LESLIE: Jules, I wanna meet him. 1126 01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:58,361 Not now, but I'll have him wave up. 1127 01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:05,535 LESLIE: She's out of control. Since the day we met her. 1128 01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:13,668 Who is that? LESLIE: Jules' boss and lover. 1129 01:26:19,341 --> 01:26:21,676 International banking seems to have gotten sexier. 1130 01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:25,596 Speaking of which, I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but l was thinking 1131 01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:29,058 maybe we'd get a place together. What? 1132 01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:32,061 I know it's fast, but I also know love you. 1133 01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,522 Kevin. Kevin. What? 1134 01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:36,399 Sex isn't love. 1135 01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:44,615 What's that mean? That means 1136 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:49,453 that you were sitting there with all these feelings, incredible feelings, 1137 01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:52,915 tied up in a box with my pictures. 1138 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:55,793 And l needed to break away from Alec. 1139 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:58,296 [PHONE RINGING] 1140 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:06,637 Hello. ALEC: Hi. 1141 01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,764 Hi. 1142 01:27:08,932 --> 01:27:10,808 I'm not very proud of my behaviour. 1143 01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:13,561 Alec. 1144 01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:15,479 Hang up. Who's that? 1145 01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:19,066 No. That's not Kevin, is it? 1146 01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:21,444 You're not with Kevin playing my records? 1147 01:27:21,612 --> 01:27:22,904 Alec, stop it, please. 1148 01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:26,449 Tell him we're moving in together. We're not moving in together! 1149 01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:30,161 So the two of you are moving in together. 1150 01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:41,923 I just wish everything could be like it used to be, all of us friends. 1151 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:44,342 I don't want to be friends. 1152 01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:50,014 I didn't mean that. I mean, it was an accident. 1153 01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:53,476 I'm beginning to think that there aren't any accidents. 1154 01:27:57,147 --> 01:28:02,193 And l would really like it if you would just leave. 1155 01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:04,111 Okay? 1156 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:07,031 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 1157 01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:13,204 Great. 1158 01:28:16,959 --> 01:28:18,542 KlRBY: You were right all along, buddy. 1159 01:28:18,835 --> 01:28:20,878 Love sucks. Yep. 1160 01:28:21,046 --> 01:28:23,047 [ELEFANTE'S "YOUNG AND INNOCENT" PLAYlNG] 1161 01:28:23,215 --> 01:28:25,883 So you gonna get the old job back? 1162 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:27,551 No way. 1163 01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:32,056 Soon as I get back in school, I'm gonna work part-time for a law firm. 1164 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:35,226 Did you know that there are as many students in law school 1165 01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:38,396 as there are practising lawyers? Sounds familiar. 1166 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,698 I always thought we'd be friends forever. 1167 01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:54,954 Yeah, well, forever got a lot shorter suddenly, didn't it? 1168 01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:04,422 Okay, call Mary Dusit at that number. 1169 01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:06,215 Yeah, l'll call. 1170 01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,182 I'll call you back. 1171 01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:25,693 Alec, l'm sorry to bother you here. 1172 01:29:25,944 --> 01:29:28,279 Did you forget one of your albums? 1173 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:30,197 It's Jules. 1174 01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:32,450 After she left for work this morning, 1175 01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:36,287 some finance company came. They took away her furniture, her Jeep, everything. 1176 01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:39,790 I tried to reach her, but I couldn't get through, so l went over to her office. 1177 01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:44,336 She's been pretending to go to work every day, telling me she's still having an affair with her boss. 1178 01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:47,715 Alec, he fired her three weeks ago. 1179 01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:50,926 So l confronted her. And at first she denied everything. 1180 01:29:51,094 --> 01:29:52,094 But then she went crazy. 1181 01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:56,223 And now she's locked herself in the apartment and she won't let me back in. 1182 01:29:56,975 --> 01:29:58,517 Alec. 1183 01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:01,228 Please, I need your help. 1184 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:04,231 [♪♪♪] 1185 01:30:09,988 --> 01:30:12,031 Hi, Jules. Open the door. 1186 01:30:14,034 --> 01:30:15,910 Jules, open the door. LESLIE: She's in there. 1187 01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:17,870 She's got it dead bolted. 1188 01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:20,247 Jules! 1189 01:30:24,669 --> 01:30:27,129 What's he doing here? I called him. 1190 01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,298 Did you call all your lovers? 1191 01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:31,842 Is the guy who took you to your high-school prom gonna join us too? 1192 01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:33,469 Alec. What? 1193 01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:36,263 KlRBY: What's happening with Jules? She's bolted the door. 1194 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,182 The fire escape! 1195 01:30:43,146 --> 01:30:45,064 Jules, open up! 1196 01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:57,993 ALEC: Jules, what are you doing? 1197 01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:00,621 You're gonna freeze to death. I think that's the idea. 1198 01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:02,498 LESLIE: Jules, honey, it's me! 1199 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,251 Jules, you're really scaring me now! 1200 01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:07,878 The whole country's falling apart, but these bars are made perfect. 1201 01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:10,840 We need a hacksaw. Or an experienced thief. 1202 01:31:11,049 --> 01:31:12,216 I'll find Billy. 1203 01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:13,759 I was kidding. 1204 01:31:13,969 --> 01:31:15,678 He's working over at the Amoco station on Michigan. 1205 01:31:15,846 --> 01:31:17,221 I'll see if he's got something. 1206 01:31:17,389 --> 01:31:19,765 He's just around the corner. Billy's working at a gas station? 1207 01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:22,643 He needed the money. LESLIE: Jules! 1208 01:31:24,104 --> 01:31:25,980 You little shit! Ah! 1209 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:29,316 Alec! Alec, no! 1210 01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:33,946 Here! What's happening? 1211 01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:37,241 How do you feel now, best friend? My notes! 1212 01:31:37,409 --> 01:31:39,994 You won't be needing your notes on the meaning of life anymore. 1213 01:31:40,162 --> 01:31:42,079 Alec, stop it right now! You're gonna kill him! 1214 01:31:42,330 --> 01:31:45,124 This isn't gonna solve anything, Al. Think of your political career. 1215 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:48,335 Alec, stop it! After all l've done for you! 1216 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:51,088 I've done a lot for you too. So why don't you just pull me up. 1217 01:31:51,256 --> 01:31:53,340 What you did for me, you little shit, 1218 01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:56,302 was to steal the woman that I was gonna marry! 1219 01:31:57,220 --> 01:31:58,929 Alec! 1220 01:31:59,681 --> 01:32:01,432 KEVIN: Kirbo, help! 1221 01:32:01,641 --> 01:32:04,393 Quick! LESLIE: Help! Alec, pull him up! 1222 01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:07,396 Looks pretty out of hand up there. 1223 01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:10,608 Alec, stop it! Do you think this is helping Jules? 1224 01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:11,901 I love her, man. 1225 01:32:12,777 --> 01:32:14,069 BlLLY: Give me a hand! 1226 01:32:14,237 --> 01:32:16,155 [♪♪♪] 1227 01:32:16,323 --> 01:32:18,532 KlRBY: I got it! I got it! 1228 01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:27,416 You all right? Super. 1229 01:32:27,667 --> 01:32:28,751 I'm going upstairs. 1230 01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:32,254 Somebody give me a hand! Come on! 1231 01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:36,383 Jules, oh, my God! Jules, honey, open the door. It's so cold. 1232 01:32:36,593 --> 01:32:38,677 ALEC: Very noble how you ran up here to save your lover. 1233 01:32:38,970 --> 01:32:40,471 He's not my lover. 1234 01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:42,014 Jules, listen-- Bullshit! 1235 01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:47,394 Hey! I have never lied to you once since the day l met you, you cocky shithead! Jules! 1236 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,230 Alec! LESLIE: We all love you. 1237 01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:50,606 Help! 1238 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:55,861 Jules! Open this goddamn door! 1239 01:32:58,073 --> 01:32:59,657 Blowtorch, anyone? Give it to me. 1240 01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:02,868 Do not hand that man a blowtorch. KlRBY: Here, put these on. 1241 01:33:06,122 --> 01:33:11,210 Jules, open the door! Did you hear me? Open the door or I'll bust it down! 1242 01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:16,674 Jules! Okay, I'm coming through this door! 1243 01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:19,551 You know I'm crazy enough to do it! 1244 01:33:21,471 --> 01:33:22,471 What's happening? 1245 01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:35,109 I'm going in. 1246 01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:41,865 Hi, Billy. 1247 01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:53,335 What's the big deal here? 1248 01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:55,087 You lost a job? 1249 01:33:55,297 --> 01:33:58,757 Jules, I've lost 20 of them since graduation. 1250 01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:01,010 Plus a wife and kid. 1251 01:34:01,636 --> 01:34:05,681 In a new development, a handful of hair in the shower this morning. 1252 01:34:06,516 --> 01:34:07,933 That's better. 1253 01:34:08,810 --> 01:34:09,852 You know, 1254 01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:14,398 this smells to me like a little bit of self-created drama. 1255 01:34:14,774 --> 01:34:17,985 I should know. I've been starring in a few of my own. 1256 01:34:20,030 --> 01:34:23,407 Do you know what I've been doing every day since I got fired? 1257 01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:25,576 No. What? 1258 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:29,496 I've been going down to the hospital and sitting with my step-monster. 1259 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,252 We've had the best talks we've ever had. 1260 01:34:36,713 --> 01:34:40,883 Of course, she's in a coma, which really pisses me off. 1261 01:34:42,719 --> 01:34:44,970 Because all that time, 1262 01:34:47,265 --> 01:34:52,394 I just waited for one word from that woman 1263 01:34:54,064 --> 01:34:57,775 about why my father hates me so much. 1264 01:34:57,942 --> 01:35:00,444 [SOBBING] 1265 01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:07,117 No. 1266 01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:17,211 Jules, you know, honey, this isn't real. 1267 01:35:17,587 --> 01:35:19,046 You know what it is? 1268 01:35:19,255 --> 01:35:20,464 It's St. Elmo's fire. 1269 01:35:20,632 --> 01:35:25,094 The electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. 1270 01:35:30,892 --> 01:35:32,643 Sailors would guide entire journeys by it. 1271 01:35:32,811 --> 01:35:34,895 But the joke was on them. There was no fire. 1272 01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:37,898 There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. 1273 01:35:38,858 --> 01:35:42,861 They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when things got tough. 1274 01:35:43,113 --> 01:35:45,531 Just like you're making up all of this. 1275 01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:48,492 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 1276 01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:52,037 We're all going through this. 1277 01:35:54,582 --> 01:35:56,792 It's our time on the edge. 1278 01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:01,797 I'm just so tired, Billy. 1279 01:36:04,259 --> 01:36:08,262 I never thought I'd be so tired at 22. 1280 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:15,811 I just don't even know who to be anymore. 1281 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,646 Join the club. 1282 01:36:22,152 --> 01:36:26,613 You know, no one was buying this together-woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway. 1283 01:36:34,831 --> 01:36:39,334 And all this time I was afraid you'd find out I wasn't fabulous. 1284 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:43,088 It's cool. 1285 01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:48,343 All this time l was afraid you'd find out I was irresponsible. 1286 01:36:51,389 --> 01:36:53,098 Ha, ha. 1287 01:36:54,184 --> 01:36:55,434 They're laughing. 1288 01:36:55,643 --> 01:36:57,102 Yeah, the hysterical laughter heard 1289 01:36:57,270 --> 01:37:00,397 most frequently from schizophrenic paranoids. 1290 01:37:00,899 --> 01:37:04,276 Why don't you set up my drafting table so we can have coffee on it. 1291 01:37:08,031 --> 01:37:10,032 Oh, baby. I love you. 1292 01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:18,332 And then what happened? 1293 01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:19,666 That was it. 1294 01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:23,962 We came out of the bedroom, and then l shot her. 1295 01:37:24,464 --> 01:37:28,175 No, you did not. You saved her life. 1296 01:37:28,426 --> 01:37:30,719 Oh, let's not be dramatic, Wen. 1297 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:34,223 So when did you get so sane? 1298 01:37:34,682 --> 01:37:38,185 When I realised how insane I'd been trying to be like Alec. 1299 01:37:38,770 --> 01:37:41,313 I'm not part of this after-college life. 1300 01:37:41,523 --> 01:37:43,565 Careers. Marriage. 1301 01:37:44,859 --> 01:37:46,944 Felicia and Melody'll be better off without me. 1302 01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:48,862 Did she get remarried already? 1303 01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:52,032 Mm-mm. ln about three or four weeks. 1304 01:37:55,662 --> 01:37:57,454 I was thinking of hanging around and being 1305 01:37:57,622 --> 01:38:00,707 one of those I'll-see-you- on-the-weekend dads. 1306 01:38:00,959 --> 01:38:02,960 That's not what Melody needs. 1307 01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:06,004 Besides, it'd confuse everybody. 1308 01:38:11,427 --> 01:38:12,719 Billy, you don't have to. 1309 01:38:12,929 --> 01:38:15,514 Come on, it's not even half of what I owe you. 1310 01:38:16,849 --> 01:38:19,268 I'm gonna get you the rest as soon as l get settled in New York. 1311 01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:23,730 If l can find someone who's fool enough to let me play my sax. 1312 01:38:24,023 --> 01:38:26,191 Oh, they'll let you play. You're really-- 1313 01:38:26,401 --> 01:38:27,401 Talented, Billy. 1314 01:38:28,695 --> 01:38:30,153 You are. 1315 01:38:37,829 --> 01:38:39,705 This place is great, Wen. 1316 01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:44,334 Yeah. 1317 01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:48,046 You want to know what's great? 1318 01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:50,716 Last night, l woke up in the middle of the night 1319 01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:55,596 to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1320 01:38:55,763 --> 01:39:00,559 And you know, it was my kitchen, and it was my refrigerator 1321 01:39:01,019 --> 01:39:02,936 and it was my apartment 1322 01:39:03,187 --> 01:39:05,981 and it was the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich 1323 01:39:06,190 --> 01:39:08,191 I've had in my entire life. 1324 01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,884 You're really going, huh? 1325 01:39:38,222 --> 01:39:41,224 So you still a virgin? 1326 01:39:44,103 --> 01:39:47,856 Why is my sexual status so important to you? 1327 01:40:11,881 --> 01:40:16,635 Have l abused our relationship too much, 1328 01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:22,724 or could I be so bold as to ask you for a going-away present? 1329 01:40:29,065 --> 01:40:32,275 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 1330 01:40:49,043 --> 01:40:50,252 Oh, God. 1331 01:41:26,873 --> 01:41:27,914 Good luck. 1332 01:41:34,422 --> 01:41:36,131 You're gonna be okay. 1333 01:41:36,549 --> 01:41:38,216 So are you. 1334 01:41:44,682 --> 01:41:47,142 Forgive me for not getting intimate. 1335 01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:49,269 Here. Long ride. 1336 01:41:50,521 --> 01:41:52,606 You shouldn't have. I know. 1337 01:41:55,151 --> 01:41:57,527 You're beautiful. Never shave. 1338 01:41:57,737 --> 01:42:00,280 Don't go changing to please me. 1339 01:42:05,328 --> 01:42:06,369 Bye. 1340 01:42:07,121 --> 01:42:08,830 Don't let her go. 1341 01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,672 Go get out of hand. 1342 01:42:17,882 --> 01:42:19,591 I'm gonna keep in touch. 1343 01:42:19,801 --> 01:42:21,343 No, you will not. 1344 01:42:26,224 --> 01:42:29,351 [DAVlD FOSTER'S "LOVE THEME FROM ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG] 1345 01:42:57,588 --> 01:43:00,632 LESLIE: I can't remember who met who first 1346 01:43:00,967 --> 01:43:03,718 or who fell in love with who first. 1347 01:43:04,095 --> 01:43:08,723 All l can remember is the seven of us always together. 1348 01:43:08,975 --> 01:43:11,226 And l've made a decision. 1349 01:43:13,229 --> 01:43:14,521 I think 1350 01:43:14,814 --> 01:43:17,649 I have to be by myself for a while. 1351 01:43:20,152 --> 01:43:22,654 I thought I was the miracle of your life. 1352 01:43:23,990 --> 01:43:25,657 I thought I was the miracle of your life. 1353 01:43:25,867 --> 01:43:27,826 I love you both. 1354 01:43:28,744 --> 01:43:32,455 I'm gonna try life without any miracles for a while. 1355 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:37,085 I hope we can still be friends. 1356 01:43:39,589 --> 01:43:41,548 Uh... Uh... 1357 01:43:41,716 --> 01:43:43,133 Sure. Sure. 1358 01:43:43,801 --> 01:43:45,427 Let's kill her. 1359 01:43:46,596 --> 01:43:49,639 [TODD SMALLWOOD'S "GIVE HER A LITTLE DROP MORE" PLAYlNG] 1360 01:43:55,897 --> 01:43:58,607 Well, do you want to go in and get a drink? 1361 01:43:58,816 --> 01:44:01,484 I gotta be at work real early tomorrow. Me too. 1362 01:44:03,112 --> 01:44:05,947 I need to find a job tomorrow. Me too. 1363 01:44:06,157 --> 01:44:07,574 Well, how about brunch on Sunday? 1364 01:44:07,783 --> 01:44:08,950 That sounds good. Great. 1365 01:44:09,118 --> 01:44:11,161 So we meet here around 1 2:30? 1366 01:44:11,329 --> 01:44:14,789 Yeah. Uh, why don't we go to Houlihan's? 1367 01:44:15,917 --> 01:44:19,628 Not so noisy. Not so many kids. 1368 01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:22,047 [LAUGHING] 1369 01:44:22,214 --> 01:44:24,174 KEVIN: Great. LESLIE: Okay, so Sunday, 12:30. 1370 01:44:27,345 --> 01:44:30,096 JULES: Guess what? You guys will never believe it. 1371 01:44:30,306 --> 01:44:34,601 I found out that it only costs $250 to bury a cat. 1372 01:44:34,810 --> 01:44:38,813 So l figured, why don't l just put my step-monster into a large cat suit? 1373 01:44:38,981 --> 01:44:40,690 ALL: Huh-huh-huh. 1374 01:44:40,858 --> 01:44:43,318 [ALL GRUNTING]