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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Come on, come on, come on.
All right, here we go.
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MAN: Take a seat, buddy!
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Come on.
It was a good play.
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Are you gonna be
like this all day?
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I don't know. Is it gonna
be like this all day?
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I don't know.
It's up to you.
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I have no room to sit.
I got no room to sit.
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I'm sitting next to
a guy who's sitting
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like he's at home
on the toilet
with his legs spread.
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Please don't crowd people.
Relax, please. Look at me.
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I am relaxed.
Look how I'm sitting.
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Why are you
sitting like that?
Because... What do you think?
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Why'd you wake me up
for this shit?
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Because I'm trying to relax
and have a nice day.
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Sweating in the sun
like a Tijuana whore.
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VENDOR: Ice-cold soda!
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Get your soda here!
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VENDOR: On the right.
Coming down there.
Pass that on down there.
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Hey, hot dog guy,
can I get six hot dogs
down here, please?
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Right away.
GARY: And make it right,
please.
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You know, with the mustard
and the ketchup
and the relish.
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Don't make me
hit you up for more.
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I thought we were going
to Wiener Circle after this.
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We will.
Then why are you
getting hot dogs?
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Pass this down, please.
You can keep the change.
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Do you want
one of the hot dogs?
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GARY: You can have a hot...
You want a hot dog?
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Do you want a hot dog, miss?
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No. Thank you.
You can have one.
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That's okay.
Go ahead.
You can have a hot dog.
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No, I don't want one.
Excuse me, sir?
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Would you mind
passing the lady
one of the hot dogs?
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I'm good, thanks.
You don't have to share.
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You can have your own.
Thanks. That's really
nice of you.
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Just have one, please.
Okay, give me a hot dog.
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Somebody give her a hot dog.
I got... The big guy can't
eat all of them. Have one.
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Have you ever had one before?
A hot dog?
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At the ballpark?
I have. I believe I have.
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Okay, good.
Thank you.
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Well, enjoy this one.
Thanks.
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Do you like mustard?
No, I'm okay.
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It's much better
with a topping. Here.
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I'm just kidding,
I'll give you two.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Cheers!
Thanks.
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We'll share it.
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It's a good dog.
I like the hot dog. I know.
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That's nice.
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You have a problem
with me eating a hot dog,
guy?
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I'm trying to watch the game
and have a hot dog.
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I'll smack him
in his head.
No, just leave him alone.
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Hey, you want
to go get a drink?
No.
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I'm with somebody, sorry.
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Who? The guy with
the tucked-in shirt
and the visor?
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What, is that like a brother?
The guy was not
your brother, then.
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Who is this guy?
He's not my brother.
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Who's this...
I'm getting mad now.
I'm jealous. Who is this guy?
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Who are you?
I don't know.
I'm kidding with you.
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Who's the guy with
the tucked-in stuff?
Is that a boyfriend?
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Uh, it's...
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I'm going.
Do you think
you'll marry him?
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What?
'Cause I know
you've thought about it.
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The first time
you laid eyes on him,
you probably thought,
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"I wonder if I could marry
this guy in plaid shorts who
tucks his shirt in. No way."
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Then when you kissed him,
you said, "I can't believe it.
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"I had a lot to drink
tonight. I'm kissing
the tucked-in guy."
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My point is, if you're
not gonna marry him...
Yeah.
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...and if it's not forever,
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then you really don't have
anything to lose in
taking me up on my offer.
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Uh-huh. Well, I'm gonna go.
Okay. Me, too.
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Okay.
To where? On an
ice-breaking first date?
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Well, no, I don't think...
Listen.
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If you want to stay
off the market
while you're with
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I'm-not-the-one-
but-I'm-comfortable,
then you can do that.
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But for all you know,
I just offered you
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a get-out-of-bored-Iove-
for-free card
with no strings attached.
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God, you're crazy.
No, I'm not crazy.
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And a lot of times people go,
"Oh, that's crazy,"
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and then they go,
"It's genius."
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That's what happened
when the person invented fire.
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They burned that witch.
And guess what, then they got
warm and they ate good stuff.
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Now, where are we headed to?
Let's not make this weird,
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'cause I'm not good on dates.
No. You know what?
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I'm better just to kind of
hang out and,
if we don't have fun,
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I might go my separate way.
Okay.
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I'm not committing
to anything. I'll go hang out
with you for a little bit.
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That's not gonna happen.
But I can't say for sure.
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(YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
PLAYING)
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GARY: All right, all right,
everybody. Welcome to
Three Brothers Bus Tours.
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I'm brother number two.
It's good to have you here.
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That's right, there's plenty
of seats here up front.
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I promise I won't bite.
I'm not a biter.
I'm psyched to have you here.
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Okay, a couple quick
ground rules. Please
don't jump off the bus.
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Weird. Not fun for anybody.
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Also, no throwing objects
at pedestrians,
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unless, of course,
they deserve it. Okay?
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We are not at work today.
We are on vacation today.
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And if you can't blow it
out here on the big funny bus,
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where the hell can you?
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I do split the tips
with my driver, Shondra.
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We don't want her back out
turning tricks.
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That was a weird time
for everyone.
Seriously. Honest to God.
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And I was a customer.
Long time ago.
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Come on, everybody,
let's get loose!
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I'm gonna ask you once.
Show me that you mean it.
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Don't make me ask you twice.
Are you ready to see Chicago?
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Are you ready to see Chicago?
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That's what I'm talking about.
Shondra, put this baby
in the air.
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Let's get the blood flowing.
Let's get everyone up
and let's loosen it up.
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Coming up here,
you're gonna notice
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one of the only buildings
to survive the fire of 1871.
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That is the original
Chicago Water Tower
and Pumping Station.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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CHRISTOPHER: Happy Holidays.
Marilyn Dean Gallery.
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The artist was inspired
by the neoclassical movement.
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CHRISTOPHER: No, she doesn't.
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But wanted to reflect it
with an abstract bent.
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CHRISTOPHER: Okay, bye-bye.
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And how much is it?
$35,000.
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Happy Holidays.
Marilyn Dean Gallery.
Hold, please.
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Will you excuse me
for a moment?
Sure. Go ahead.
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Christopher?
Yes, sweetie.
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Hi, honey.
Hi.
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Christmas was months ago.
Don't remind me.
I miss it so much.
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Yeah, I know.
But today is not a holiday.
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I know for a fact
that people like
my spirit on the phone
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and they dig the energy
that I give them.
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Okay. I'm just saying,
I don't think Marilyn Dean
will "dig" the energy.
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Oh, no.
She's the one that told me
to be creative. So...
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I know. It's just... Okay.
What is the next holiday
coming?
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The Fourth of July,
is that what's next?
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Well, if you want
to get technical,
there's Memorial Day,
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there's Flag Day.
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Some people recognize
Father's Day as a holiday.
I don't.
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I get it. I get it.
Well, on those days
you can say, "Happy Holidays."
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Every other day,
"Good morning, good afternoon,
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"good evening,
Marilyn Dean Gallery."
Okay?
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Okay.
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I'm so sorry about that.
Oh, no.
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So, now this is a new piece
by Zakrzewska.
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What do you think of this?
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Can I be honest with you?
Please.
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Other than taking
an art history class
in college,
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which I pretty much
slept through, I don't have
the first clue about art
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or how to go about buying it.
I mean, like that painting.
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I mean, I don't see the point
in buying something that
I could have done myself.
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Yeah. I completely agree
with you.
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You know, an art teacher
of mine once said,
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"Never buy a piece of art
that you don't have to have."
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You know, don't worry
about who the artist is
or how much it's worth.
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I mean, you have to live
with it every day. You have
to walk by it every day.
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You know, you have to
really love it. You have
to really appreciate it.
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It's kind of like
picking a mate.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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GARY: Hey, honey!
Hi.
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How's it going?
BROOKE: It's good.
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Oh, wow. You got
a lot happening.
I know.
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Very exciting.
I am starving.
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Oh, careful. That's really...
That's very hot.
Oh, that's hot, hot, hot.
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Yep.
Jesus.
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Hey, honey,
you've got to really...
You should get ready, okay?
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Oh, you look great.
Thank you.
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Got a lot of nice stuff.
Got a pizza.
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All kinds of stuff.
Terrific.
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I just need you
to decide what to...
You know, I did everything.
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(TV CLICKS)
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(COMMENTATOR CHATTERING)
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Gary?
Yeah?
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Oh, come on! Really?
You got three lemons.
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What my baby wants,
my baby gets. You know that.
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Yeah, but I wanted 12.
Baby wanted 12.
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Why would you want 12 lemons?
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Because I'm making
a 12-lemon centerpiece.
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So, no one's actually
even eating them?
They're just show lemons?
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Yeah. They're just
show lemons. Shown in
the center of the table.
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I'm glad you find that
amusing,
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but I cannot fill a vase
with only three lemons.
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Well,
can't you just use, like,
maybe a drinking glass?
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I'm not gonna use
a drinking...
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We could have
a smaller version
of a centerpiece.
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I'm not gonna use
a drinking glass
for our centerpiece.
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You know what?
I've got an idea.
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Why don't we go ahead and
scratch the centerpiece idea
altogether,
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because the chicken
that burnt my mouth
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could maybe use
a little bit of lemon
on top of it.
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Guess what? Now we've made
a better meal versus something
visually nice to look at.
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What are you do...
What's happening here?
What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
(STAMMERING) Oh, I had
such a long day on the bus.
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I need a little bit
of down time.
My feet are killing me.
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Gary, come on,
my feet are killing me, too.
I'm exhausted.
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I worked all day.
Went to the market.
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I cleaned this entire condo
and then I've been cooking
for the last three hours.
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Come on. Help set the table.
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GARY: Sweetheart.
What?
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You've done such a great job
already. Don't you want
to finish it yourself
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and have that personal power
of that accomplishment?
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Set the table.
Listen to me.
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Do you think that
when Michelangelo, right,
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was painting
the Sixteenth Chapel,
that he said,
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"Hey, guys, you know,
I did pretty good
on the first 15 chapels,
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"but why don't you help me
design this one?
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"And maybe
you could help me...
Give me a brush
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"and you guys can
grab brushes, and we can all
make a great chapel." Uh-uh.
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No, he didn't.
And you wanna know
what the results were?
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A masterpiece.
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Okay. It's the Sistine Chapel,
not the Sixteenth,
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and I bet when Michelangelo
asked for 12 brushes,
they didn't bring him three.
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Yeah. Okay, all the talking
is really starting
to drain me,
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and now I'm gonna have to
watch the highlights later
to see what I missed here.
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Honey, look, Gary, just...
Down time's important.
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Gary, please just
take a shower, okay?
Down time's important.
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'Cause this is what
I don't want to have happen.
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I don't want the doorbell
to ring. I'm then forced
to answer the door,
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entertain people,
and I'm still cooking dinner.
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Yeah.
Okay?
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You're absolutely right.
Let's do that. The second
that this inning's over...
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Gary.
There's one out all ready.
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They're gonna be here
in 20 minutes.
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Baby, have you ever seen
a shower of mine take
more than four minutes?
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Yes, I have. Come on.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
Oh, great!
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They're here. Okay.
Table's not set.
Dinner's not ready.
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Would you please
just let my parents in?
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I gotta jump in the shower.
What?
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
I gotta go.
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Gary. Gary.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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GARY: Well, seeing how
our families haven't
had many opportunities
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to get to know one another,
we figured, what better way
than to break some bread?
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So, everyone,
thank you for coming
and enjoy the meal.
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ALL: Cheers.
Cheers, honey.
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Mrs. Grobowski.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
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DENNIS: Cheer with the sons.
GARY: Sweetheart,
cheers to you.
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Darling, I see that you put
those Feng Shui books
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that I sent to you
to good use.
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This place is
so well balanced.
Thanks, Mom.
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Yeah, the energy in this place
is just amazing.
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WENDY: Yes.
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Well, the energy in the condo
might be a little more amazing
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if we had a pool table.
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Gary, we've already
discussed that.
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We're gonna get a pool table
when we get a bigger place.
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The place is plenty big now,
if you wanted a pool table
because...
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Gary.
Yeah. You could take
the dining room table,
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go ahead and move her
in the living room.
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BROOKE: Really?
GARY: Plenty of room.
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And put a dining room table
in the living room? Okay.
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How do you...
I mean, what do you do
with a dining room table?
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Eat on it.
We'd have no furniture
in the living...
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Where's the furniture go?
All I'm saying is,
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it would be nice
to be able to shoot some pool.
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Well, this isn't a dorm.
Look, baby,
I completely understand.
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There's halls and stuff.
I mean, you can go...
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We will wait
and get a pool table
when we have a bigger place.
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Thank you.
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The food is outstanding.
It is delicious food.
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DENNIS: It's outstanding.
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LUPUS:
Yeah, it really is nice.
Okay, everybody.
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Time for the joke of the day.
Knock, knock.
Dad. Dad, come on.
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Who's there?
Norma Lee.
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Norma Lee, who?
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Normally, I don't go around
knocking on doors,
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but would you like to buy
an encyclopedia?
LUPUS: I got a joke.
I got a joke.
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(ALL CHUCKLING)
How's it going?
I got a joke for you.
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What do you get when you cross
a gay Eskimo and a black guy?
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All right, look,
I think we've had enough
with the jokes for tonight.
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Thank you, though.
Let's just talk
with each other.
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All right.
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I saw that Three Brothers
article in the Trib this week.
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Sounds like you guys are up
to some pretty exciting stuff.
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Basically, our big goal is to
try to take Chicago tourism
by air, land and sea.
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We're still in the ground
phase with the buses.
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But as soon as we get
our infantry established,
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then we'll take it
to the squids.
Yeah.
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Boats. Boats.
Oh, boats.
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As soon as we control
the waterway, then we'll
bring in air supports
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and then we'll pretty much
control everything.
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You know, Dennis,
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the way your face lights up
when you describe
your ambitions,
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it's really inspiring.
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Oh, thanks.
Because I understand
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how you feel that passion.
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RICHARD: And sharing it
with other people, I think
that's what life's about.
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I don't feel that about
boats and squibs... Squids?
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ALL: Squids.
Sorry.
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CAROL: Yeah.
But I do feel it
about singing.
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With my a cappella group,
The Tone Rangers.
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Although it's not
as aggressive as your dream,
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it's really
more of a brotherhood.
It's like a musical team.
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It's like a symphony of guys.
Guy symphony.
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And it's very hard
to describe the true magic
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of a group of guys
singing in perfect harmony.
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It's transcendent.
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But it's still very real.
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I guess the best way
to put it in words is just...
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(SINGING SINGLE NOTE)
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Even that doesn't do it.
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That doesn't do it
because that's just
one person.
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And what I'm talking about is
the pulse of the collective.
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Oh, heck. Let me just
show you how it's done.
302
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,900
Dad, how about
a little percussion?
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RICHARD: Tap-tap-tappy.
Tap-tap-tappy.
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And, Mom, high-hat.
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(HISSING)
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RICHARD: Good, Mom.
Excellent. And Gary!
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(RHYTHMICALLY)
On the kick drum! Come, come!
On the kick drum! Come, come!
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That's Gary! Come, come
with the kick drum. Come!
309
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,800
Come, come with the kick drum.
Gary, on the kick drum.
Come, come.
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That's Gary on the kick drum.
Go! And Gary. In the house.
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Come, come.
I'm not with you.
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Come, come.
With the kick drum.
Come, come.
313
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,000
I'm just not really
the kick drum kind of guy.
314
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,500
I'd rather be just a listener
and enjoy all the banging
that he's doing and the...
315
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,900
You know, Gary,
that's your prerogative.
That's your right, to listen.
316
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,400
Meantime, I've gotta talk
to Brooke about something.
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00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,100
It's called the bass line.
Excuse me.
Okay.
318
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,200
(PITCH PIPE PLAYING)
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(HUMMING RHYTHMICALLY)
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00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,800
(SCATTING)
321
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(HISSING)
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Good, Carol.
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Good, Brooke.
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(ALL SINGING)
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RICHARD: Yes, Dennis.
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(WHISPERING) Be nice.
RICHARD: Totally awesome.
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00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,900
(MIMICKING METALLIC CLANGING)
328
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,800
Move yourself
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You always live your life
330
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Never thinking of the future
331
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Prove yourself
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You are the move you make
333
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,200
Take your chances
win or loser
334
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,300
See yourself
335
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,400
You're every step you take
336
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You and you
and that's the only way
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Shake
WENDY: Shake!
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00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,700
Shake yourself
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00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,400
You're every move you make
340
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:11,200
So the story goes
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CAROL: Thank you so much.
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00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,200
BROOKE: Okay, bye.
WENDY: Thank you so much.
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00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,900
CAROL: It was great
to see you.
Okay. Come on.
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00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,300
Have a good night.
It was really nice, Gary.
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00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,400
Nice to see you. You, too.
Good to see you guys.
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00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,800
Thanks, Brookie.
Oh, honey.
Thank you, sweetie.
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00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,500
You're still
my favorite singer.
Stop it.
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00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,600
Love you, sis.
And I'd love for you
to come to a live performance
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00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:31,000
of The Tone Rangers
singing live. That's
something you'd really enjoy.
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00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,100
It was good seeing you.
Okay.
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00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
Thank you.
All right.
352
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,500
Bye, darling.
Thank you for such a...
Okay. Okay, Mom.
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00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,600
We'll see you soon.
Bye, dear. Thanks, darling.
354
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,000
See you later.
Okay, buddy.
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00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,300
Oh, now, are you sure
that we can't help you
clean up?
356
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,400
No, no. I think we're
gonna be great. We'II...
Yes?
357
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,000
So nice of you to offer,
but we got it. Thank you.
358
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,800
Oh, it was such fun.
Great.
359
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,100
I love you.
Great to see you.
360
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,600
Good night, sweetie.
Thank you so much.
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00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,300
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
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00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,500
All right, guys.
WENDY: Bye-bye.
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00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,800
Bye-bye.
Thanks for coming.
364
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,500
Love you, too.
365
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,400
MAN ON TV: Are you blind?
366
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,300
(HORN TOOTING)
367
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,600
Oh, no, no! My demos!
368
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,600
(MAN ON TV SCREAMING)
369
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,100
Well, I'm gonna
go do the dishes.
Cool.
370
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,900
It'd be nice if you helped me.
Damn it.
371
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,000
MAN: Way to go!
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00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,500
No problem. I'll get them
a little bit later.
373
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,500
I'm just gonna
hit the streets here
for a little bit.
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00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,800
Gary, come on,
I don't want to do them later.
375
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,600
Let's just do them now.
It'll take 15 minutes.
376
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,700
Honey, I am so exhausted.
I just honestly want
to relax for a little bit.
377
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,500
If I could just sit here,
let my food digest,
378
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,600
and just try to enjoy
the quiet for a little bit.
379
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,300
Get some! Get some! Get some!
That's what happens.
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00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,700
And we will...
You know, we can clean
the dishes tomorrow.
381
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,200
Gary, you know I don't like
waking up to a dirty kitchen.
382
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,700
Who cares?
I care! All right? I care!
383
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:51,800
I busted my ass all day
cleaning this house
and then cooking that meal.
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00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,200
And I worked today.
It would be nice
if you said thank you
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00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,200
and helped me with the dishes.
386
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,200
Fine. I'll help you
do the damn dishes.
Oh, come on. You know what?
387
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,800
No. See?
That's not what I want.
388
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,000
You just said that you want me
to help you do the dishes.
389
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:09,300
I want you to want
to do the dishes.
Why would I want to do dishes?
390
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,100
Why?
See, that's my whole point.
391
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,100
Let me see if I'm
following this, okay? Are you
telling me that you're upset
392
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,200
because I don't have
a strong desire
to clean dishes?
393
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,900
No. I'm upset because
you don't have a strong desire
to offer to do the dishes.
394
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,300
I just did.
After I asked you!
395
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,200
Jesus, Brooke,
you're acting crazy again.
Don't you call me crazy.
I am not crazy.
396
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,600
I didn't call you crazy.
You just did.
397
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,800
I didn't call you...
No, I didn't.
398
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,800
I said you're acting crazy.
You know what, Gary?
399
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,200
I asked you to do
one thing today,
one very simple thing,
400
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,400
to bring me 12 lemons
and you brought me three.
401
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,600
God damn it. If I knew
that it was gonna be
this much trouble,
402
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,200
I would have brought home
24 lemons. Even 100 lemons.
403
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,800
You know what I wish?
I wish everyone that was
at that goddamn table
404
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,300
had their own little private
bag of lemons.
405
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,600
Honest to God!
Gary, it's not
about the lemons.
406
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,900
Well, that's all
you're talking about.
407
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,400
I'm just saying
it'd be nice if you did
things that I asked.
408
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,200
It would be even nicer
if you did things without
me having to ask you!
409
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,400
Well, I do seem to remember
doing something for you
this morning
410
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,800
without you asking.
411
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,300
Gary, come on.
What? I'm serious. Come here.
412
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,300
You know what? I'm serious.
I really am.
I am, too.
413
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,500
Come on.
You knew I was working today
and I made that meal.
414
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,100
And you could have thought
to yourself, you know,
you could have said,
415
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,100
"Yeah, I think I'm gonna
get Brooke some flowers."
416
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,500
You said
on our very first date
that you don't like flowers,
417
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,500
that they're a waste of money.
418
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,000
Every girl likes flowers,
Gary.
419
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,300
You said that you
don't like flowers.
420
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,600
I'm supposed
to take that to mean
that you do like flowers?
421
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:30,400
No. This is not about...
You're not...
God, you're not getting it.
422
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,900
You're not getting this,
Gary, okay?
It's not about the lemons.
423
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,300
It's not about the flowers.
It's not about the dishes.
424
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,800
It's just about...
How many times do I have to
drop hints about the ballet?
425
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,100
You know I can't stand...
Brooke, come here.
426
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,500
We've talked about
the damn ballet.
I hate the goddamn ballet!
427
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,300
You got a bunch of dudes
in tights flopping around
for three hours.
428
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,300
It's like a medieval
techno show. It's a nightmare.
429
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,000
I sit there in a sweat.
The whole thing, I do,
430
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,200
wondering when the hell's
the goddamn nightmare
gonna end.
431
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,900
Go to a damn ballet.
It's not about you
loving the ballet, Gary.
432
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,100
It's about the
person that you love
loves the ballet
433
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,200
and you wanting to spend time
with that person.
434
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:01,400
Not when they're
at the ballet.
435
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,500
Okay. Forget the ballet!
Forget the ballet!
I will.
436
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,800
We don't go anywhere together.
437
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:10,000
We just went
to Ann Arbor together.
To Ann Arbor.
438
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,200
To the
Michigan-Notre Dame game.
439
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,700
You think screaming,
drunk kids and leprechauns
doing backflips, that's fun.
440
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,800
That's fun for me.
Come on, man.
I did that for you.
441
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,300
What do you...
How do you show up for me?
442
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,000
I'm up on the bus
every goddamn day for you!
443
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,700
Come on. You...
I'm busting my ass
444
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,800
to be the best tour guide
in the damn city,
445
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,900
so I can make enough money
to support both of us
446
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,700
and hopefully you won't
have to work one day.
447
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,900
I want to work.
All I ask, Brooke,
448
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,100
is that you show a little bit
of appreciation.
449
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,800
That I just get 20 minutes
to relax when I come home,
450
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,500
instead of being attacked
with questions and nagged
the whole damn time.
451
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,400
You think that I nag you?
That's all you do!
452
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,900
All you do is nag me!
453
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,100
"The bathroom's a mess."
"Your belt doesn't match."
454
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,200
"Hey, Gary, you should
probably go work out."
455
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,300
Nothing I ever do
is ever good enough!
456
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,400
I just want to be left
the hell alone!
457
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,800
Really? Is that
what you want, Gary?
458
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,200
Is that what you want?
Yeah.
459
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,300
That's what you want?
Yeah.
460
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,200
Fine. Great.
Do whatever the hell you want.
461
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:14,500
You leave your socks
all over this house,
dress like a pig,
462
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:18,100
play your stupid-ass
video game.
I don't care, I'm done.
463
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,700
What?
I'm done!
I don't deserve this.
464
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:24,600
I really do not deserve this.
I deserve somebody
who gives a shit.
465
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:29,400
I'm not spending one more
second of this life
with some inconsiderate prick!
466
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,200
You're a prick!
467
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,300
(DOOR SLAMMING)
468
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,700
(DOOR SHUTS)
469
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:55,700
Addie, it just became
so clear tonight
470
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,800
how much he takes me
for granted.
471
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,500
What happened?
BROOKE:
Just the same old shit.
472
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,700
I asked him to do one thing
and he didn't do it.
473
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,900
Then he complained
that he had to do anything,
474
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,600
and I just felt like
I had no choice.
475
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,200
No, sweetie,
you did have a choice, okay?
476
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:13,500
And it sounds like you
made the right one.
You respected yourself.
477
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:17,000
But it's just not what I want.
I don't want to break up
with him.
478
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:21,100
I don't. I just want him
to say thank you. I want him
to want to do the dishes.
479
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,000
I just want him to want
to take me to the ballet.
480
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,500
I want him to get me
12 lemons! You know...
481
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:34,100
I just want him to care
enough about this relationship
to want to work on it.
482
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,200
Okay, you know what?
I'm putting on my shoes
483
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,800
and I'm gonna be there
in 15 minutes.
No, Ad. Don't.
484
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:41,300
Please, I really don't
want to see anybody.
I really don't.
485
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,800
But, look, I'm worried
about you, okay?
486
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,000
And I can hear you in there
banging around your dishes.
487
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,900
And I don't want you
getting out your Clorox
and your rubber gloves,
488
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,900
and taking this out
on the kitchen.
Look, look, look.
489
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:56,500
Okay. Tonight just...
It just got a little
out of hand,
490
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,800
and hopefully
he's just gonna realize
491
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,300
that he's got some changes
to make and he's gonna...
492
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:10,100
He's gonna come home
and apologize.
493
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,300
Okay?
That's what's gonna happen.
494
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:18,500
GARY: I feel like, I don't...
You know, like, you dress
however you want to dress.
495
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,900
You know,
do whatever you want to do.
496
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
I'm done with
the relationship.
Whatever.
497
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,300
So, it's just kind of,
"You're done
with the relationship?"
498
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,800
Well, you're obviously
hurt about it.
499
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,400
She got to you. You're hurt.
I'm not.
500
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,000
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
She hurt you.
501
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,200
Will you look at me?
I'm not heartbroken.
502
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,600
I'm a little shocked.
I'm a little surprised.
503
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,500
Gary, you're devastated.
Now, what's the name
of the guy she's doing?
504
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,300
I'm gonna solve your problem.
What's his name?
505
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,500
What are you talking about?
Have you checked her e-mail?
506
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,600
I don't check e-mails.
I don't...
507
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,400
You can get a program
that records keystrokes.
508
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,000
It costs, like, 20 bucks.
Very easy to use. Okay?
509
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,500
You get a password, you check
her e-mail. You find out
everything about her.
510
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,900
That's how I found out
about the Puerto Rican
511
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,500
that Stacy was
running around with.
Okay.
512
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,600
You are reading
a little too much
into this situation.
513
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:53,400
There is no one she's
running around with, okay?
514
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,800
We had a fight
over the groceries
I brought home.
515
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,900
You're probably right.
She's probably not
sleeping with anybody.
516
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,300
No. Not what it's about.
Okay.
517
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,900
Maybe she's with
another guy, maybe not.
She's not.
518
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,400
I don't know.
I'm not Columbo. Okay?
519
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:06,200
But what we do know
is that she doesn't want
to be with you anymore.
520
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:12,300
I mean, I hate to be shitty
about it, and so cut and dry,
but let's face it.
521
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,400
She says she doesn't
want to be with you,
and I believe her.
522
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,500
Now, we gotta figure it out.
And you're gonna
need a place to go
523
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,800
and lick your wounds
while you get your head
right over this thing.
524
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,000
I don't need a place to go
and lick my wounds.
525
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:22,100
You're gonna stay with me.
526
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,500
I'm not gonna hear it.
Look it...
527
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,600
I'm not moving
out of the place.
Oh, you're not moving out.
528
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,600
No. I put money in the place.
I put half my money
in the place.
529
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:30,000
You're obviously not
the one calling the shots
in this case.
530
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,100
Yeah, but I own the place.
531
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,300
With her.
Yeah.
532
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,200
But it's not up to her
who gets to keep
the goddamn place.
533
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,400
If you find out
who she's sleeping with,
maybe we could leverage it.
534
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,100
I want you to listen to me.
You listen to me.
535
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,500
I'm gonna leave you a key.
I don't need a key.
536
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,800
Why?
'Cause she's gonna put...
537
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,300
She's gonna move out
of the place, Johnny.
538
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,900
Did she say
she was moving out?
She will.
She's gonna move out.
539
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,600
Oh, she's...
I'm gonna keep the place.
540
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,200
I'm not moving
out of the place.
541
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,800
I'll leave you a key.
542
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,600
(DOOR OPENING)
543
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,200
(DOOR SHUTTING)
544
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,600
(TOOL WHIRRING)
545
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,200
Hey, how's it going?
LUPUS: I almost got it.
546
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,200
Yeah.
You know, I was thinking.
547
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,600
You know what you should do,
548
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,500
is you should find somebody
who looks like Brooke,
549
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,000
but even hotter and, you know,
bang the shit out of her.
550
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,700
What the hell's
wrong with you?
What?
551
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,400
Logs.
Just fix the damn engine.
552
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:38,000
I am fixing
the goddamn engine.
I need your tour logs.
553
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,800
I'm off the clock, okay?
554
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:44,200
Well, I cannot
file the quarterlies
until I have your log.
555
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,300
I'm going through
a little bit of a
life change here, Dennis.
556
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:50,200
I would really appreciate
a little bit of sensitivity,
please.
557
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,300
CHRISTOPHER: I know they're
both French, but that has
nothing to do with it.
558
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,300
Because Manet was earlier
and... No. Monet and Manet
are very different things.
559
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,600
I'm sorry, I beg to differ.
560
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,100
Excuse me, sir, can I have her
call you back personally?
561
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,700
Yes. Okay, thank you.
Sorry. Brooke?
562
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:12,100
I am so sorry.
What?
563
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,000
Come here.
564
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,900
Oh, honey, your mom called
and told me everything.
565
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,300
Oh, Jesus.
566
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,200
Good morning, Marilyn.
567
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,900
Morning.
I'll go water the plants.
568
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:32,300
I understand
you had a long night.
Tell me everything.
569
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,800
BROOKE: "Everything."
I couldn't possibly...
570
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,500
Then don't.
My time is pressing.
571
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,900
What I want is for you
to take the rest
of the day off.
572
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,100
Oh, no.
No, that's not necessary.
573
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:43,500
Who am I?
574
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,600
Marilyn Dean.
And where are we?
575
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:52,200
The Marilyn Dean Gallery.
And of whom is that portrait?
576
00:30:57,300 --> 00:31:00,900
That is Marilyn Dean.
Yeah.
577
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,300
You know, your personal life
is your personal life.
578
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:09,600
But you look like shit.
And when you look like shit,
579
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:13,000
Marilyn Dean looks like shit,
and now it is my business.
580
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:17,100
And when it comes to my
business, I don't like
anything that's distracting.
581
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,300
So, I want you to take
the rest of the day off
to be sad
582
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,000
and then come back
to work tomorrow ready
to take care of business.
583
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,700
Got it?
584
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,000
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
585
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,500
(ROCK MUSIC BLARING)
586
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:54,200
(POOL BALLS CLACKING)
587
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,800
Oh, hey, Brooke. How are you?
588
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,600
What the hell are you doing?
589
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:09,600
Well, my whole life,
I always wanted my own place
with my own pool table.
590
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,100
I finally got my own place,
591
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,600
but you would not allow me
to have a pool table.
592
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,400
I just kind of figured
I'd rectify that today.
And it does feel good.
593
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:23,300
I'm gonna go ahead
and put the four ball
in the corner pocket.
594
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,600
Nice.
595
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,000
I'm sorry, can I...
A little room for the
shooter, please?
596
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,100
It's hard to shoot
with someone standing...
Thank you.
597
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,400
(POOL BALLS CLACKING)
598
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,100
Wow.
599
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:47,700
Well, I guess he feels
threatened that you broke up
with him and he's acting out.
600
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,100
Okay, look, Brooke,
men are like children.
You know? And they...
601
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:56,200
(WHISPERING) Sweetie, it's a
figure of speech. It's Brooke.
And I love you so much.
602
00:32:56,300 --> 00:33:01,100
And you're my man
and you know that.
You're amazing. I love you.
603
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:04,700
Listen, and they're gonna
test boundaries to see
what they can get away with.
604
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,000
I think there's three things
that Gary needs to know.
605
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:11,300
One, this type of behavior
is not unnoticed.
Two, it's not acceptable.
606
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:15,600
And three, you know,
you're definitely not gonna
tolerate it. Right?
607
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,100
Yes.
608
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:20,400
And Brooke, remember,
we're always owning
our actions, right?
609
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,100
And we're always
healthy with it, yes?
610
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,400
Yes.
611
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,000
I don't wanna finish the game.
I got showings, okay?
612
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:30,200
I gotta buy the cookie spray.
I gotta clean up the dog.
613
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,200
(YOU OUGHTA KNOW PLAYING)
614
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:35,000
And now I'm really leaving
'cause I don't want
to hear that. Okay?
615
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,900
Thank you for the pool.
Thank you for the snacks.
616
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,100
I'm going to get a cab.
I'll split it with you.
617
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,700
What are you, 12?
Brooke, that is not healthy.
618
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,800
I'm trying to make a point.
And what is that point?
619
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:08,400
My point's your point.
Your three points.
620
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:12,700
That it's not unnoticed,
that it was not acceptable,
621
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,400
and that it would definitely
not be tolerated.
622
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,200
Not exactly what I meant.
623
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,200
Unbelievable.
624
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,200
I knew it!
Hey, gang.
625
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:30,300
Found my shirt on the floor.
Thanks for laying it out.
626
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:36,500
Gary, are you here
for couples bowling?
Yeah.
627
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:40,500
Well, don't you think
you and I should discuss
something first?
628
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,000
Like what? How your
47 average is killing us?
629
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,600
Okay. Great. No.
630
00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:50,000
Gary, this is couples bowling.
And since you and I
are no longer a couple,
631
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,000
because you have chosen
632
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,900
not to participate
constructively
in our relationship,
633
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,800
we're now singles.
634
00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:01,500
So, there's not room
for two singles on the team.
635
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,000
Why do you look confused?
636
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:13,400
I don't have any idea
what's happening.
I've come to play on the team.
637
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,200
Look, Gary, I just don't think
it's a good idea
638
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:18,100
for you and I to be around
each other any more
than we have to right now.
639
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,300
I completely agree.
Maybe you should go
play some pinball.
640
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,400
No, I think you should leave.
Okay.
641
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:29,600
Brooke, when a man makes
a commitment to a team,
he honors that commitment.
642
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,400
He doesn't let emotions
or personal issues
get in the way of victory.
643
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,900
And I've made a commitment
to this team.
644
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:40,600
They don't want you here
either, Gary.
Yeah. Sure, they don't.
645
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,400
They don't.
They're my friends.
646
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:46,200
But you're not
a strong bowler.
That's not the point.
647
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:49,700
You know what? Let's just...
Why don't we let them decide?
648
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:53,400
Gary, don't. No.
Don't involve them, okay?
That's unnecessary.
649
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,200
What's wrong, Castro?
Castro?
650
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,000
Well, Castro doesn't
let people vote as a team.
651
00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:59,200
Okay. Ask them.
Thank you.
652
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,000
Okay, everyone.
Team vote here.
653
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,500
By a show of hands,
just put it up when you
make a decision,
654
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:09,700
who here agrees with Brooke
and thinks I should leave
the bowling team?
655
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:13,300
Shocker.
656
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,800
Band of Brothers.
You should rent it sometime.
657
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:41,100
Good luck, everyone.
Riding Miss Gutter Ball
to the finals.
658
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,600
Hey, Gary.
Yeah.
659
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,500
I'm gonna need
your shirt back.
What?
660
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:54,400
Well, we're gonna have to
replace you, and you know
we get docked 10 pins
661
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,300
if everyone's not in matching
Pin Shakers uniforms.
662
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,300
My shirt says "Gary" on it.
Granted.
663
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:03,600
But actually,
we know a guy named Gary.
664
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:08,000
And he's not as tall as you,
but he's a pretty good bowler.
665
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:20,700
I'm gonna have to request
that I have my wrist guard
back then.
666
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,900
I'm sorry. That's mine.
667
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,200
Just give me
the goddamn wrist guard,
please. Thank you.
668
00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:33,300
I hope your wrist snaps.
669
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,500
Wow. Okay? You see that?
You know what I mean?
670
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,100
Yeah. That was awesome.
671
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,800
You just had your
ex-boyfriend, who you wish
you were still dating,
672
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:47,900
voted off the bowling team.
673
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,300
Well, I had to do that
to get him right
where I want him.
674
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,200
Where's that?
Shirtless in the parking lot?
675
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,600
Addie,
you're not getting this.
676
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:58,300
Gary loves this bowling team.
He's hurt right now.
677
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,000
He's feeling pretty bad.
678
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,800
He's gonna go out there
and he's gonna get drunk.
679
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,400
He's gonna make
a complete fool of himself.
680
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,000
And he will be sitting there
feeling pretty Ionely
681
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,300
and pretty pathetic,
and then it's just
gonna hit him.
682
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,900
What's gonna hit him?
683
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,400
That not only is he
out a girlfriend,
684
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,300
but his life is just
falling apart piece by piece
685
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,200
and maybe that life
was pretty great.
686
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,100
And maybe I was the glue
that was holding it all
together.
687
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,700
And if he wants
that life back,
688
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,500
he's gonna have no choice
but to change.
689
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,200
(MUSIC PLAYING)
690
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,700
How about this, huh?
I feel like
we just found hell.
691
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,700
When did you start
coming to knobby joints
like this?
692
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,900
I might be the greatest
you've ever seen, pal.
693
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,400
I'm conquering new frontiers.
Hello, babe.
694
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,000
Yeah, you've got to put up
with the bad music
and the $15 drinks,
695
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,200
but this place is stacked
with top-shelf, young,
dumb ass.
696
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,500
All you gotta do is just
separate the weaker ones
from the herd.
697
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,800
Come on,
I'll get you into the VIP.
698
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,600
Can I get a couple drinks
from you?
Okay, L.G.
699
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:53,800
Lupus, I got to be totally...
I got to be honest with you.
700
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,100
I'm not feeling it here.
701
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,500
You're gonna like it in here.
You're gonna love it.
702
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,700
I don't like it out here.
Look, listen to me,
will you, please?
703
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,900
How you doing, Buzz?
704
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,200
While you were
on the inside locked up
for the past two years,
705
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:03,500
the game has changed.
706
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,800
(WOMEN CHEERING)
707
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,200
Do you remember
when you were an outdoor cat
708
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,700
and you used to have to hunt
and kill for your food?
709
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,200
Well, you've become
an indoor cat.
710
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:15,900
You've been getting your milk
brought to you
711
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:17,000
in a silver bowl,
and guess what?
712
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,700
Now, you've been
tossed back outside
713
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:22,000
and the alley has changed.
For example,
your MTV generation,
714
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
your technology,
your text message,
your TiVo. You name it.
715
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,200
People want their
information faster.
716
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:30,300
People e-mail each other
because they want to
exchange information, Gar.
717
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,000
They don't want to connect,
they want results.
718
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,700
Okay.
You gotta get to
the message quicker.
719
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,600
Now, I want you to watch.
It's real simple. Okay?
720
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,300
How you doing, ladies?
721
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,500
Now, here's what I'd like
to do to you.
722
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,900
First, I'd like to
get you naked.
723
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,600
And then I'm gonna take
some Saran Wrap
724
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,400
and I'm gonna wrap you
up in it, head to toe.
725
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,600
Then I'm gonna
cut out two holes.
726
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,500
One for your mouth,
so you can breathe,
obviously.
727
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,700
And the other one...
Asshole.
728
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,500
It could be a gorgeous
evening for us, babe.
729
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,800
The pink is gorgeous.
Jesus, God.
730
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,800
Come here.
Lupus, listen to me.
I want you to listen to me.
731
00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,200
There are our drinks.
You want your drink?
732
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,400
No, I'm fine.
Thank you.
The L.G. thanks you.
733
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,500
Will you listen to me,
please? You're my brother
and I love you very much,
734
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:08,000
and maybe you do
get laid tonight,
but maybe you get arrested.
735
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:10,200
Arrested for what, babe?
Being awesome?
736
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:13,900
Come on, babe, listen.
You want to tell your jokes,
tell your jokes.
737
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,800
But sooner or later
you're gonna get hungry
and you're gonna wanna eat.
738
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:21,600
And jokes might
make you feel better,
but they don't get you fed.
739
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:25,500
I'm gonna go take a lap.
740
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,400
(DOOR OPENING)
741
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,300
(DOOR SHUTTING)
742
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,200
What are you doing?
I'm sketching.
743
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,700
And where are you sketching?
744
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,200
In the living room.
No, in my bedroom.
745
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:45,800
And I didn't say anything
to you, Brooke,
746
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:48,200
when you so arrogantly
claimed the bed
without asking me,
747
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:51,700
but you can't just waltz
into my room and turn it
into a damn art fair.
748
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,100
Gary, I've only taken up
a little bit of space, so...
749
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:56,100
I don't care if you only
took an inch.
750
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,700
There might not be
a door here, but this
is my domain. Okay?
751
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,100
I don't go into your bedroom
and set up a goddamn sawhorse.
752
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:04,800
Well, then what the hell
is that pool table
doing in the dining room?
753
00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:07,400
Because that's a common area.
And that's where this belongs.
754
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,900
Not in my room.
Hey, what are you doing?
755
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,700
It belongs in another
common area.
Gary.
756
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:13,200
People want to come home
and they want to relax
in their room.
757
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:16,000
Gary, it is 2:00
in the morning!
758
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,700
Don't you drop my things.
I don't know
what to tell you, kid.
759
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,800
This is how I am
when I'm single.
760
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,900
My hours start to get
pretty strange.
761
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,900
Might be time for you
to think about moving out.
762
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Why would I...
No, I'm not moving anywhere.
763
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,200
Gary, just please
turn the volume down.
764
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,400
Yeah, but I don't tell you
what the hell to do
in your room.
765
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,000
You can doodle. You can dance.
766
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,500
You can bake
a goddamn gingerbread house.
767
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,600
I don't give a shit.
768
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,400
But in my room,
I want to relax
and watch my highlights
769
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:40,100
in complete surround-sound
experience.
770
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:43,600
What the hell are you doing?
You're not even gonna
watch it!
771
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,300
Don't tell me what I am
or aren't not doing.
772
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,000
Oh, what you are not,
not doing?
773
00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:49,300
Go learn some English.
Oh, I'm sorry.
774
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,900
I didn't have a grandfather
on the board of
some fancy college.
775
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,700
Key word being "was."
Did he touch the Filipino
exchange student?
776
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,000
Did he not touch
the exchange student?
777
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,700
I don't know, Brooke.
I wasn't there.
Okay.
778
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:00,000
No, don't start
with the family stuff.
779
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,100
Like your family's so perfect?
Your brother's a pervert!
780
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,700
Don't talk to me about
the sexual habits
of family members.
781
00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,400
What about your sister?
782
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:10,500
My sister's
been through a lot.
Of dick.
783
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:14,100
There are some problems, Gary,
but can we please
just leave it...
784
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:18,200
Problems? She slept with
the entire Arizona Cardinals
offensive line.
785
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,000
That's not problems.
That's she's the problem!
786
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:24,000
She was on vacation!
She was on vacation.
787
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,900
Don't even get me started,
by the way, on your brother.
788
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,500
If I have to hear
that guy sing
just one more time,
789
00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:31,700
I'd hang myself
with wax dental floss.
790
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,500
Could the guy just
come out of the closet,
please?
791
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,900
Richard is not gay.
792
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:42,700
Okay, lassie,
I want you to listen to me
and listen good.
793
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,000
I'm not saying
he won't get married.
794
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:46,300
I'm not saying
he won't even have kids.
795
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,700
But then one day
his wife will come home,
796
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,800
and then she'll find him
with a guy named Majulio,
797
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,600
wearing leather helmets
and clubbing each other
to Yanni's greatest hits.
798
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,300
Yeah. Right. Whatever.
You're an infant.
799
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,900
Yeah, I'm an infant.
800
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,400
Go enjoy your room, Brooke,
'cause I'm gonna enjoy mine!
801
00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,600
Okay.
You know what?
802
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,700
I might enjoy
some pay-per-view
options tonight.
803
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,100
It's gonna be a long one,
sweetheart,
804
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,200
and I got nothing to do mañana
but sleep in.
805
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,500
(DOOR SLAMMING)
806
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,000
(BOOGIE NIGHTS PLAYING)
807
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,600
(SINGING) Boogie nights
Ain't no doubt
we are here to party
808
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,900
What are you doing?
809
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,800
Boogie nights
Come on now,
got to get it started
810
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,200
Ricky, you and
the Get Along Gang leave
811
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,200
or I'm gonna
throw you out of here
personally, you understand?
812
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,000
Actually, Gary,
this is Brooke's bedroom.
813
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:08,600
So, technically,
you don't have
jurisdiction here,
814
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:11,700
but I think it'd be really fun
if you sang with us.
815
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,400
Come on, Gary.
I think you'll like it.
816
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,900
You got 10 seconds
to get out of here
817
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:16,400
or I'm gonna break
your damn magic whistle.
818
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,400
You understand
what I'm saying to you?
819
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,600
Move this group
out of my house, now!
820
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:21,900
(EXCLAIMING)
821
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:23,500
(GRUNTING)
822
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,800
(ALL SINGING)
823
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,000
Gary, you can't take
a pitch pipe
out of a guy's hand
824
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,700
when he's in the middle
of a very funky groove.
825
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,400
You can get hurt
doing something like that.
826
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,200
I'm tapping out,
I'm tapping out!
827
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,900
Here we go. From the bridge.
828
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,700
(SINGING) Party night
Get on down
with the sound of the music
829
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,500
Boogie nights
Do it, do it
830
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,700
What kind of bullshit move
was that?
831
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,200
I'm sorry. What?
What happened?
Oh, don't be coy with me.
832
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:05,200
You sent that animal over here
to attack me when I was
hung over and weak.
833
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:09,300
Oh, no. Look, all I know
is The Tone Rangers,
834
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,800
they needed someplace
to rehearse,
835
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,300
so I very clearly
told Richard,
"Stay in my room,"
836
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:18,100
which you explained to me
was my space to do
with what I want.
837
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,900
Is that how
you want to play it?
'Cause I'll play it like that.
838
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:22,100
I'll play it like
Lionel Richie.
839
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,800
All night long, lady.
Oh, yeah.
840
00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:26,700
I'll call some guys
from my neck of the woods.
841
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:27,900
And we're not talking, Brooke,
842
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:30,200
about a couple of queens
who know a few grapples.
843
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:33,600
We're talking about Polacks
that don't have
a goddamn future.
844
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:34,900
Right.
That's right!
845
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,900
We can make shit
real uncomfortable
around here,
846
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,100
and that's what
we're gonna do.
847
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,600
Please. Come on.
You know what?
848
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,700
You're just embarrassed
because Richard
kicked your ass.
849
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:48,400
Richard did not kick my ass.
850
00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:52,200
What Richard did was attack me
when I was half asleep.
851
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:54,200
Really?
Is that how you see it?
852
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,500
There's a really big gap
between getting
your ass kicked
853
00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:01,400
and having
a dancing, singing sprite
fool you with trickery
854
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:04,900
and then strike your throat
before you know that
you're even in a fight.
855
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,100
And I wouldn't expect
someone like you
to understand that,
856
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:11,200
because all you ever do
is make moves from
up in your ivy tower.
857
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:15,300
Wow. You have officially
gone off the reservation.
858
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,300
I'm an adult.
I talk through shit.
He ran out of ideas.
859
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:22,500
God. Listen, by the way,
there's messages
on the voice mail
860
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,900
regarding game night,
which is obviously
not gonna happen,
861
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,500
so you might want to
call people and tell them
that it's canceled.
862
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,300
Why would I cancel game night?
Well, I mean...
863
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,700
If it's our turn to host game,
I'm gonna host
goddamn game night.
864
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,500
You want to host game night?
I'm fine, Brooke.
865
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,700
I don't have any strangeness
over what happened here today.
866
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:38,700
Okay.
867
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,400
If there's anyone
that should feel weird
about seeing people,
868
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,300
that's you, Tonya Harding.
Me? I'm gonna honor
my commitments.
869
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,700
Great.
Great.
870
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,900
Fine.
Fine.
871
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,800
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
872
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Let's honor the commitment.
873
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:53,100
(WATER RUNNING)
874
00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:56,000
Hey, there's no food in there!
BROOKE: So?
875
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:59,400
Well, people are gonna
be here in an hour.
What are they supposed to eat?
876
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,500
You're a big boy.
Figure it out.
877
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,400
Oh, great.
Well, that's what we got.
878
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,300
We have only tap water
because, you know,
Gary didn't shop.
879
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,300
BROOKE: And we don't have
any ice either 'cause
he didn't fill the trays.
880
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,700
That's trash. It's your shot.
What is your name again?
881
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,900
Diane.
Diane.
882
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
GARY: Did you call?
JOHNNY O: I called the five.
883
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,700
Well, yeah,
but you didn't call
the second ball,
884
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:29,900
so that's trash,
so it's your shot.
885
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,900
GARY: You got to play
by the rules. It's your shot.
886
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Hi.
Hi.
887
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,300
Andrew.
BROOKE: Oh, hi.
888
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey!
889
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,600
These two Benedict Arnolds
aren't welcome in my condo.
890
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,900
Who sent an invite to them?
I'm sorry.
891
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:46,900
These are very loyal friends
and they are always welcome
in my condo.
892
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:50,100
Oh, really? Why don't we
take it to a vote and see
who has the numbers this time?
893
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,500
GARY: All right.
Show of hands here.
894
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,400
Who thinks that these two
traitors should leave and
not be a part of game night?
895
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,600
And maybe take their shirts
off when they leave.
896
00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:00,900
Raise your hand.
I know I feel that way.
Who else?
897
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,000
GARY: Come on, Johnny O,
put your hand up, please.
898
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:05,900
Come on. Thank you.
You, Miss? New girl.
899
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:09,100
Who's the girl?
What's her name?
What's her name?
900
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,800
The girl you're with.
What's her name?
Her name's Diane.
901
00:48:11,900 --> 00:48:14,900
Oh, I'm sorry.
You might want to go ahead
and touch some sky.
902
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,800
Thank you. Come on,
Riggleman, please?
What are you doing?
903
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:20,100
No. We need the eight
to count towards
a running tally.
904
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,300
You know that. Come on.
905
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,400
Show her whose side
that you're on.
Put your hand in the air.
906
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,400
You know whose side I'm on.
You know we need eight,
though. Come on.
907
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,200
Put your hand down.
908
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,300
Please don't touch
my Ruffles.
909
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,700
GARY: Put that one back.
Those are my Ruffles.
910
00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,100
Don't eat them, please.
Thank you.
911
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,700
Oh, Gary.
They're mine.
912
00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:40,000
Come on.
Here we go. All right.
913
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,800
RIGGLEMAN: Eyes front. Ready?
Hold on. Get the
timer going, please.
914
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:45,000
Ready?
GARY: Now I gotta do it. Go.
915
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,600
ANDREW: Okay.
It's a brick.
916
00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,500
ADDIE: Square. Square.
Box. Box.
917
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,100
Corner. Corner.
A dot in the corner.
918
00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:52,700
A house.
Home plate!
919
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,000
JEN: Football! Baseball!
Sports. A house.
ADDIE: A triangle.
It's algebra.
920
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,000
Okay, it's a house.
ADDIE: It's a house.
921
00:48:58,100 --> 00:48:59,500
JEN: It's a house.
ANDREW: Two words.
922
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,100
JEN: Banana?
ADDIE: Chimney,
chimney, chimney!
923
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,900
A fruit. House. Fruit.
924
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,500
Oh, restaurant. Or...
925
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,000
ANDREW: No, chimney, chimney.
ADDIE: Smoke...
926
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:09,100
JEN: Oh, a house call.
House call!
927
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,600
(TIMER RINGING)
Oh! House call!
928
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:12,500
Yeah, well, I thought
it was a house call.
929
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,500
Like a hotel, then it hit me
it was a house.
ADDIE: Yeah!
930
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,600
You're terrific.
Absolutely terrific.
931
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,700
All right, beat that.
932
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,000
Okay, guys, listen.
The next one wins, okay?
933
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,700
So let's stay focused.
Let's stay calm.
934
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,800
We can do this. High fives.
Let's go. Come on. Let's go.
935
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,000
Let's get a mind-meld.
Let's try and get a mind-meld,
okay?
936
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:26,500
GARY: Here we go.
Let's go. Mind-meld.
I heard you!
937
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,100
Don't over-think it.
Mind meld.
ANDREW: Ready?
938
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,900
I heard you!
Well, just keep it simple.
939
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,100
Shush.
940
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:33,600
Ready? Wait. Go!
Here we go!
We're mind-melding.
941
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,300
Draw faster.
It doesn't have
to be beautiful,
942
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,800
just has to be
something we can get.
Shoe, shoe...
943
00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:38,600
Shoe! Shoe, shoe, shoe.
944
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,300
Shoeless Joe Jackson.
Draw something different.
No one's getting it.
945
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,000
Shoe. What, is that
a smaller shoe?
JOHNNY O: Baby shoe.
946
00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:45,100
Smaller shoe. Baby shoes.
JOHNNY O: Shoes.
947
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,800
Baby shoes.
Smaller shoe. Gumshoe.
948
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,000
GARY: Smaller shoes.
DIANE: Gumshoe? Gumshoe?
949
00:49:48,100 --> 00:49:50,600
Running Olympics.
JOHNNY O: Inside the shoe.
950
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:53,500
Inside a shoe. A bubble...
JOHNNY O: Lining.
951
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,800
Stop pointing at the shoe.
We're not...
No one's guessing shoe.
952
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,400
Stop pointing at the shoe
and draw something different.
953
00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:58,500
(TIMER RINGING)
Draw something different.
You...
954
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,100
Goddamn it!
No one's guessing shoe!
955
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:04,300
You drew a big shoe,
then a small shoe,
and no one got it.
956
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:07,600
You gotta draw something
different. Everyone said
"shoe" seven times.
957
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,400
It's a sock, asshole.
958
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:11,800
You call yourself an artist?
Yes!
959
00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:14,500
A three-year-old with
a box of crayons could
do a better job than this.
960
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,400
I'm sorry, I don't have
the great talent of standing
on top of a big red bus
961
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,600
and pointing out architecture
that other great men
have built!
962
00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:20,900
I'm the one who should
be sorry, Brooke.
963
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,700
I shouldn't sit here
and pick on your art.
No.
964
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,900
Because you got
the nuts part down,
Picasso.
965
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,600
GARY: All you have
to do is
cut off your frigging ear.
966
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,800
BROOKE: That's Van Gogh,
you idiot!
967
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,800
And your insults
are much more effective
when they're accurate.
968
00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:31,000
Don't talk to me about
being goddamn accurate!
969
00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:32,200
I can talk to you
about anything that I want.
970
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:33,500
'Cause you couldn't even
draw a sock.
971
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,700
You don't do anything right!
You're a lazy...
972
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,000
Everyone said,
"Shoe, shoe, shoe!"
973
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:40,600
At first,
I figured that the split
was just something temporary,
974
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:43,800
something that you two
would work out and get past,
975
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:45,400
but after tonight
I think it's pretty clear
976
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,600
that you two genuinely
do not want to
get back together.
977
00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:50,600
There's not a shot in hell.
Gary.
978
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,300
I'm just...
I got you.
979
00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:55,600
As your friend
and as your realtor,
980
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:56,900
I'm not gonna
leave here tonight
981
00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:58,600
until we decide
what to do about this condo,
982
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,000
because this living situation
is obviously not working out.
983
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,400
Gary?
984
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,400
Well, the only logical thing
that I can think of
985
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000
is for her to move out
of the condo,
986
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,800
and then to pay me some
sort of a penalty
as compensation for
987
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:24,100
the labor that I did
all around the condo.
What? What?
988
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,200
What? Pay you compensation
for your labor?
989
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,400
We fixed this place up
together.
Are you nuts?
990
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:32,200
Stop calling me nuts,
I swear to God.
I fixed the...
991
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,400
You went around with a sponge,
992
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,900
and you went in the bathroom
and you dotted foofy shit.
993
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,600
That's what you're saying
that I did?
GARY: There's no...
994
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,200
BROOKE: That was...
That's called aesthetics.
995
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,300
It warmed this place up
so it didn't look like
996
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,600
an army barracks,
which it was about to.
997
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,600
I'll tell you what
it's called in his language,
depreciated.
998
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,600
That's what it's called.
You don't even know
what that means.
999
00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:49,100
Unless the next buyer
happens to have your same
Zulu-voodoo-land taste.
1000
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,400
All right.
Let me tell you
something else.
1001
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:52,900
It's gonna cost money
to cover up the holes
in the wall.
1002
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,400
The holes that you drilled
in the wall there to hang up
whatever that thing is called.
1003
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,500
Oh, please. Gary.
1004
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,600
GARY: You're gonna have
to cost money to fix that.
1005
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:01,200
What I did, Brooke,
has concrete value
to the condo.
1006
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:03,100
I added concrete...
Well, let's just go on record.
1007
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,000
We're dealing with facts here.
I did the tiling
in the bathroom.
1008
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:07,800
Have you seen...
I did the new track lighting.
1009
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:09,700
That tile is the
shittiest tile job.
GARY: I did the plumbing!
1010
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,200
The plumbing!
That's realty terms.
1011
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,100
Okay. Let's talk
about your plumbing.
This is his plumbing.
1012
00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:14,300
We have two temperatures
in our bathroom.
1013
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,100
We get either scalding hot
or we get frostbite.
1014
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,700
That's it. That's all we get.
It's my problem
1015
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,100
that she doesn't know how
to pace a shower?
1016
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,200
GARY: Now all of a sudden
that's my fault.
1017
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:22,300
I get a minute
to take a shower.
1018
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,600
One minute?
BROOKE: One minute of warmth?
1019
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:25,800
Oh, Jesus. One minute.
That's it. That's correct.
1020
00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:28,600
Thank God you're not
in charge of keeping all the
clocks in Chicago on time.
1021
00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:31,200
This is basic logic.
You are out of your mind.
You have lost it.
1022
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,000
Let me explain this to you
in plain chapter and verse.
1023
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:37,200
Cheese and rice,
you guys are gonna kill
each other. Now, let's just...
1024
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,800
Realistically speaking,
neither one of you
1025
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,000
can afford this mortgage
on your own, okay?
1026
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,700
And that's a shame,
because this building will
continue to increase in value.
1027
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:48,000
I get nothing but
phone calls about it,
all right?
1028
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,700
Waiting for a unit to open up.
1029
00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:53,400
So, as your realtor,
the last thing I would suggest
is selling.
1030
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:57,000
But as your friend,
I just, I don't see
any other solution.
1031
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,300
You take your halves,
you go your separate ways,
1032
00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:01,300
and you get on
with your lives.
1033
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:07,800
I know that selling is not
the easiest thing, but
I do think that it's the best.
1034
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,000
And to be honest,
this is a situation
1035
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:15,400
where I would just as soon
not take a commission.
1036
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:22,100
That's great. Thank you.
That's great.
Thank you for that.
1037
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,000
I wish I didn't have to,
you know,
1038
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,900
but company policy says
I cannot waive that.
1039
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:29,800
But I was just...
You know, I'm saying
in theory, you know.
1040
00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:34,300
In this situation,
'cause we're friends,
I wish I could waive it.
1041
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,800
No can do, though.
1042
00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:40,100
As soon as you can,
I would love to get
a set of keys from you guys.
1043
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,100
You just drop them off.
Okay. Great. There they are.
1044
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,300
I'll be bringing by
people all week.
1045
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,400
You won't even know I'm here.
The good news is,
should move quickly.
1046
00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:51,100
All right.
1047
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,200
Okay to leave you two
alone now?
1048
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,900
Got to get back to Jen.
Very excited about
the win tonight.
1049
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:00,200
Okay.
1050
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,100
(DOOR OPENING)
1051
00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:09,600
(DOOR CLOSING)
1052
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,500
BROOKE: Addie,
if the condo sells,
I think I'm gonna lose him.
1053
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,200
ADDIE ON PHONE:
Yeah, but game night
was so light and fun,
1054
00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:21,400
I'm really surprised
to be hearing this.
1055
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,700
Okay. You know what?
That's not constructive.
Really.
1056
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,200
I just... Yeah, I need
a new plan, Addie. I don't...
1057
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,600
(SNICKERING)
1058
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:30,600
I'm just kidding. It's me.
1059
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,800
I'm gonna have to
call you back.
1060
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,200
Whenever one of my friends
is down, we all go on,
like, happy patrol.
1061
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:39,500
I was actually having
a very serious conversation.
1062
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,900
(SINGING)
Christopher, do not sing.
1063
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,600
(SINGING) If you're happy
and you know it
Clap your hands
1064
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:49,000
If you're happy
and you know it
Clap your hands
1065
00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:51,900
If you're happy
and you know it
You're going to smile to...
1066
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,100
(DOOR SLAMS)
1067
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,100
Pack up your shit and go home.
1068
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,700
Okay. You know what?
This is not his fault.
1069
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,700
He was just really trying
to cheer me up and it...
1070
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,300
Did I or did I not give you
the day off to be sad?
1071
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,900
Yes. But I...
Well, today's not that day,
1072
00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:18,200
and unfortunately for you,
I can't afford to look weak.
1073
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,400
No, please.
1074
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:23,300
You have warned me
so many times
and you have yet to fire me.
1075
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:27,400
I think you and I both know
that to find and train
somebody new,
1076
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,200
it's gonna cost you time,
and it's gonna cost you money,
1077
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:33,400
and I don't think you want
to spend either one of those.
1078
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,600
Now, look, I'm just gonna
take a wild guess here,
1079
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,900
but you don't become
Marilyn Dean
1080
00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:44,000
without knowing
how to handle men.
1081
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,300
Okay? Now, just listen
to my problem,
1082
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:52,100
tell me how to fix it,
and then we'll all
go back to work.
1083
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:58,000
Okay. What is this problem
so severe
1084
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:02,700
that has caused you to
blaspheme in the synagogue
of Marilyn Dean?
1085
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:07,400
Well, it's Gary.
I broke up with him
1086
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:12,900
in hopes that losing me
would make him
want to change,
1087
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
and that's, you know...
1088
00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:19,500
And I've just ended up
pushing him, you know,
farther and farther away.
1089
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:24,000
That's it?
Yeah.
1090
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:29,800
Honey, this is not
surrealism or cubism,
it's paint-by-numbers.
1091
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:35,700
Go see Mischa,
my personal waxer at the spa.
1092
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:38,400
Ask her for the Telly Savalas.
1093
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,500
The Telly Savalas.
1094
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:43,900
Compliments of M. Dean.
1095
00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:48,900
Then go show Gary
your immaculate canvas
1096
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,800
and let him see another man
eager to paint it. Got it?
1097
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,500
Got it?
Uh-huh.
1098
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,300
Ow!
1099
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,100
Who loves you, baby?
1100
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:20,600
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Wow, impressive.
Three sharp hands landed.
1101
00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:23,800
What an amazing display
of punching technique.
1102
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:26,600
The crowd jumps.
That punch rocked him.
1103
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:29,100
They sense he's on the verge
of hitting the canvas.
1104
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,200
The roaring for anticipation
of a knockout.
1105
00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:35,000
We are witnessing
a great fight.
1106
00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:38,500
He's displaying incredible
rhythm with his hands.
1107
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:43,900
Bulldog terrorizing
his opponent. Down he goes!
1108
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,500
Hard punch slams him
to the canvas.
1109
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,800
(WHO LOVES YA BABY PLAYING)
1110
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:56,000
REFEREE: One, two, three,
1111
00:57:56,100 --> 00:58:00,700
four, five, six, seven, eight,
1112
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:04,300
(BELL CLANGING)
nine, ten. It's over.
1113
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,900
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1114
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,800
(STAMMERING)
1115
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:19,800
Is... Did... Is Brooke here?
1116
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,500
I don't know.
1117
00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:28,000
(VIDEO GAME PLAYING)
1118
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:34,100
Brooke?
BROOKE: I'll be right there.
1119
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:43,500
(EXPLOSIONS ON TV)
1120
00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,500
MAN: Cool, baby, cool.
1121
00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:48,500
(SCREAMING)
1122
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:57,500
So, how do you and Brooke
know each other?
1123
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,700
Well, how don't we
know each other,
you know what I mean?
1124
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,400
BROOKE: Hi, Paul.
Oh, hey. Wow, you look great.
1125
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,500
Thank you.
1126
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:10,000
BROOKE: Are you ready to go?
Yeah. All set.
1127
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:14,200
So, it was great meeting you.
Apple martinis.
1128
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,400
All right, come on.
That normally does the trick.
1129
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,700
Just ignore him.
But just two.
Three, she'll get sloppy.
1130
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,000
You'll become a babysitter.
1131
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,200
Oh, and fantasy role playing.
She's got a real thing
for lifeguards.
1132
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:26,300
Put some zinc oxide
on your nose
and she'll lose her mind.
1133
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,500
It'll all be over with.
1134
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,800
(DOOR CLOSES)
1135
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,000
MAN: Y'all want me
to stop running?
1136
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,800
I mean, the most challenging
part of what I do
1137
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,900
is between February
and April 15th.
1138
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,400
That's what we in the biz
like to call crunch time.
1139
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,200
That sounds fascinating.
1140
01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:16,900
Good evening.
Hi.
1141
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,700
Can I start you two off
with something to drink?
1142
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,000
Yeah, you know, we're gonna
start with a couple
of apple martinis, please.
1143
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:27,600
No, you know what?
I'm gonna... I'm just
gonna start with a water.
1144
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:30,100
Well, you can just
bring those, just in case.
What was I saying?
1145
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,400
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1146
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,400
So, you know,
it's not like it's
all work and no play.
1147
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,200
You know, I mean,
after April 15th,
that's what we in the biz
1148
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:40,500
like to call party time.
1149
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,700
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1150
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,900
Excuse me.
1151
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,500
Oh, I have to get this.
I'm so sorry.
1152
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,700
Hello.
1153
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,200
ADDIE: Okay, is this when
I'm supposed to call?
What?
1154
01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:53,700
What do you mean? What?
Where? What happened?
1155
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,400
Okay, that's great.
Wait. What? Oh, all right.
1156
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,700
Listen, where...
Just don't move.
Where are you?
1157
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,800
I'm sitting in my kitchen.
Sitting? Okay.
1158
01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:03,900
(STAMMERING) Don't move.
1159
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:07,900
Don't... I'm gonna be
right there, honey. I'm gonna
be right there, okay?
1160
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:09,700
Is everything okay?
Oh, my gosh.
1161
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,300
That was my best friend.
1162
01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:15,200
She just had an accident
and she...
She has this knee thing
1163
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:18,200
and she's just very fragile,
and I have to go.
What?
1164
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,800
I can give you a ride.
No. No. That's okay.
1165
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,600
I'm gonna grab a cab, so...
I'm so sorry.
1166
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,200
I like your dress.
1167
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:30,000
I think he's fascinating.
He's obviously
read a lot of books.
1168
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,700
Yeah. Yeah, I bet he has.
1169
01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:35,000
He reads a lot of books
because nobody
wants to talk to him.
1170
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:38,800
He's a friend of Andrew's
who's always been polite.
1171
01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:41,300
It's the best I could do
on such short notice, okay?
1172
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:43,400
Well, you know what?
Polite is not gonna do it.
1173
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:47,500
We've got to find somebody
who is really gonna
make Gary jealous.
1174
01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:49,700
LUPUS:
Can I just say something?
1175
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,200
You sound a little jealous,
Gary.
1176
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:53,200
GARY: Why would I be
jealous of some guy
with computer skills?
1177
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,800
Let's say he doesn't have
computer skills, but he's got
a big old elephant hog on him?
1178
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:58,600
Would that bother you
or would you be
okay with that?
1179
01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:00,100
Not nearly as much as the way
that your mind works.
1180
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,400
LUPUS: My mind works great.
1181
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:04,800
So, what's this bullshit
I hear about you
selling the condo?
1182
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:06,900
Selling that condo
is ludicrous.
1183
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,600
I was waiting for
when I was gonna get
1184
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,200
the how-Gary-always-
screws-his-life-up
speech again.
1185
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:12,900
This must be the right time.
Look, you tell me,
1186
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,100
you just tell me, tell me.
Is it happening now?
Yeah. Okay.
1187
01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:17,700
Tell me how
losing that asset
1188
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,900
is gonna get us
on the river?
1189
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,700
Go ahead, just tell me.
Tell me. Somebody tell me.
What is this?
1190
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:28,200
What is this? What is it?
What is it? Hey!
Don't patronize me.
1191
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,200
Helicopters.
Helicopters. Exactly!
1192
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:32,300
How does losing the asset
give us helicopters?
1193
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:36,100
Dennis, I'm being totally
serious with you. I don't
need this shit right now.
1194
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:38,200
Hey, you want to cry,
cry to Mom.
1195
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,900
Nobody's crying.
I'm not crying.
1196
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,800
I just don't feel
like hearing it.
There's no feelings here.
1197
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:47,500
This is about money
and business.
Fine, you broke up.
1198
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,100
You broke up. Fine.
1199
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:55,200
You know, sad.
1200
01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:00,900
Sad is, instead of putting
$1,000 into your mortgage
every month,
1201
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000
you waste it on rent.
That's what sad is.
1202
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:08,900
Oh, you're broke up.
You're confused,
brokenhearted.
1203
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:12,300
Heartbreak is not
having that money
1204
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:16,000
as part of your net worth
and then not saving the money,
1205
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:19,200
so that after taxes
you can invest!
1206
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:24,400
You know, you're confused.
1207
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,800
Are you finished?
Look, I need
the damn tour logs.
1208
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:32,900
Yeah.
1209
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:36,300
Well, I really,
really appreciate
the heart to heart.
1210
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,700
It was a great talk, Dennis.
Thank you.
1211
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:42,000
Oh, well, you're behind
three months. You're still
behind three months.
1212
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,100
And those logs are imperative
to insuring that our books
are straight!
1213
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,800
I'll tell you what those
logs are. Those logs are
bullshit is what they are!
1214
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,800
You got the receipts.
Tally the goddamn
things yourself!
1215
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:51,000
I do, I do!
1216
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:54,500
And I don't appreciate it,
because it cuts into
my time with my family.
1217
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,500
I could be spending that time
with my family instead of
doing your books.
1218
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,800
I already do the taxes.
I do the billing.
1219
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:03,100
I do the hiring, the firing.
I do the maintenance.
1220
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:06,200
Come on, what do you do?
What is it that you do?
1221
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:09,100
You do the tours!
I am the talent, Dennis!
1222
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:12,000
They sign up a month
in advance to see me.
1223
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:16,500
They'll wait in line
for the next bus
to see me! All right?
1224
01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:22,400
So don't drain me
with all this bullshit
about the goddamn tour logs!
1225
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,300
GARY: How big's your TV?
BOY: Oh, shut up!
1226
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,800
How big's your TV,
'cause I wanna know if you
can see what's happening.
1227
01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:42,600
Oh, wow.
You beat a 12-year-old.
1228
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,500
I don't care if you're
12 years old. You have
more time in the day to play.
1229
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:46,900
I live in the real world,
my man,
1230
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:49,800
(DOORBELL RINGING)
with bills
and responsibilities.
1231
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,400
GARY: That's right.
1232
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:55,000
You can't have a handle
called Mad Dog Killer
if you complain every time...
1233
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,100
Brooke?
Hi, Mike.
1234
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,000
Hi.
Come on in.
1235
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,200
Hold on, Mom. I'm coming.
1236
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:01,300
Is your mom
in the room with you?
1237
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,600
'Cause I hope she can't see
what's happening.
1238
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,300
I hope she can't see
what's happening.
1239
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:08,300
I'm gonna be just
a few more seconds.
So, just sit down and relax.
1240
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,200
Oh, yeah, no problem.
1241
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:12,600
GARY: I'm sorry?
Yeah, why'd you do that?
1242
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:16,500
You take the fun
out of beating you, because
you have an excuse to lose.
1243
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,600
Get a life, dude.
1244
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,200
Do you think it's possible
that your mom won't
love you anymore
1245
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,000
if she sees how bad
you're losing in the game.
1246
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,100
Shut up!
1247
01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:49,300
Okay.
1248
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:51,900
All right.
1249
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,900
GARY:
That's great. You're gonna
stay man-to-man with me.
1250
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,400
What happens
when I make a play?
1251
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,300
(MIKE GROANING)
Making plays, making plays!
Making plays!
1252
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,700
Well, you know,
that's how my people
like to handle their business.
1253
01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:05,200
While your guys
are out partying,
mine are running routes.
1254
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:06,700
Try to make a difference.
1255
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:09,200
Mike? I'm ready to go.
1256
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,600
Oh, hey,
1257
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:18,100
do you mind if we finish
the game? We got
a real nail-biter going here.
1258
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,500
Yeah, sure. Of course. Great.
1259
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,400
Awesome, all right?
1260
01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:35,000
Touchdown.
Oh, God, is that pretty.
1261
01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:38,500
God, is that pretty.
Yeah, I'm a gentleman.
1262
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:42,000
I like to be humble.
I'm old school.
I don't like to talk a lot.
1263
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:45,500
But at the same time,
am I talented?
1264
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:47,900
Tell me how you felt about
what just happened there.
1265
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
That's him going deep.
That's him going...
1266
01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:52,800
Work ethic. Work ethic.
1267
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,700
I could play this game
forever.
1268
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,900
Oh, I could, too.
I love it, yeah.
I love it, don't you?
1269
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,400
I mean, it's the kind of thing
where literally
1270
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,200
I play the game and it's like,
four hours go by.
1271
01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:07,900
Fate has me highly skilled
and loaded with talent.
1272
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:09,400
Oh...
1273
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:12,200
'Cause I think I'm
good enough to figure out
how to beat myself.
1274
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,300
GARY: You push yourself.
1275
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,300
You push yourself
trying to achieve
the impossible,
1276
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,700
because you know
that when that moment comes
1277
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:22,100
that everything you've done
up to that moment
has prepared you for victory!
1278
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,300
I can't take credit
for it, Mike.
1279
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:27,900
I got to thank
these little digital guys
with the big hearts.
1280
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,700
Does it feel good to be
a champion? Yeah.
1281
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,100
Yeah, it feels good
to be a champion.
Good game.
1282
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:37,200
Hey, Brooke,
are you ready to go now?
1283
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,900
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure.
MIKE: Great.
1284
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:43,000
Hey, Gary, thanks a lot, man.
It was great to meet you.
1285
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:44,500
Absolutely, man.
1286
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,800
Come on, Mike. I know
a great little martini bar.
1287
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,400
(DOOR OPENING)
1288
01:07:58,100 --> 01:07:59,300
(DOOR CLOSES)
1289
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:12,700
LUPUS: Yo.
1290
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,900
Hey, man, saddle up.
It's time to rope in
some talent.
1291
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:15,900
What's up? What do you got?
1292
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,600
My place. Tonight. Poker.
Call some girls up.
1293
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,900
Your roommate is awesome.
1294
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,200
Mmm.
1295
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,200
Yeah, he's something.
1296
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,700
So, where did you go
to law school?
Oh, Northwestern.
1297
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:33,800
God, Gary's hilarious.
1298
01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:36,500
Yeah, he's okay.
1299
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,600
Okay? I mean,
the guy's all time.
1300
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:43,200
But he's gonna take
Chicago tourism
by air, land and sea.
1301
01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:48,200
And he asked me to join
his new bowling team.
1302
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,300
I mean, how cool is that?
1303
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:51,500
Mmm-hmm.
1304
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,500
You know what?
I can't do this.
I'm so sorry.
1305
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:58,100
Excuse me,
would you please pull over?
Can you pull over, please?
1306
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,800
Hey, wait.
1307
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,000
Tell Gary to call me.
1308
01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:13,500
GARY: Welcome, everyone,
1309
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:16,800
to the first annual
Texas Hold'em No-Limit
Strip Poker Tournament.
1310
01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:18,000
(GIRLS WHOOPING)
1311
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:21,600
Now, per the e-mail
that Lupus sent, we each have
eight articles of clothing.
1312
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:23,900
Now, if you want to bet,
you take off an article
of clothing,
1313
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,100
you put it in the center.
1314
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:28,400
If you win,
you take back the clothes,
you put back on what you bet.
1315
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:30,600
The extras that
other people bet
will stay in front of you,
1316
01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:31,900
much the same as chips would.
1317
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,400
You can go all in
at any point,
1318
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:36,600
but as I outlined,
you must take off
all your clothes to do so.
1319
01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:38,800
The game shall last an hour,
maybe two,
1320
01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:42,700
at which point we will begin
the dance portion
of the evening.
1321
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,100
(ALL CHEERING)
1322
01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:45,300
GARY: Let's get going here.
1323
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:46,600
I need to see the blinds.
Small blind. Big blind.
1324
01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:47,800
The blinds are one and one.
1325
01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:49,200
LUPUS: Come on, ladies.
GARY: All right.
1326
01:09:49,300 --> 01:09:51,300
Oh, yeah.
Let's get going here.
1327
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,100
Shuffle up and deal.
All right.
1328
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,600
I mean, just because
they were playing
video games,
1329
01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:01,200
that doesn't mean
it didn't bother him, right?
1330
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:04,700
Honestly, Brooke,
I wish I could tell you,
but I wasn't there.
1331
01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:06,600
All right, Sally,
get the soap
out of your mouth.
1332
01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:08,600
We're gonna save that
for when you're 12.
1333
01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:10,700
Mike was really,
really good-Iooking.
1334
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,400
I mean,
he's a little bit of a goof,
but Gary doesn't know that.
1335
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:16,000
I mean, for all he knows,
a sophisticated,
1336
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:18,900
really good-Iooking guy
took me out on a date tonight.
1337
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:21,400
I could be in bed
with this guy right now
for all he knows.
1338
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:22,700
You know?
1339
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,700
I'm telling you,
if you saw the look
on his face,
1340
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:28,700
Mike got to him.
1341
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:32,800
(CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE PLAYING ON STEREO)
1342
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,000
(PHONE RINGING)
1343
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:27,500
Hello.
1344
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,900
Hey, it's Riggleman.
Great news.
1345
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,200
(GARY SNIFFING)
1346
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,700
So, how does this work?
1347
01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,300
I'll bring the car
around front
and you wrap them up to go?
1348
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,400
Oh, no, no.
We take care of everything.
1349
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:50,700
We deliver it. We hang it.
We check the light
and the sun exposure.
1350
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,500
Oh. Perfect.
Yeah.
1351
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,500
Listen, I don't want to be
too forward,
1352
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,300
but would you like to have
some dinner with me sometime?
1353
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:06,600
I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend.
1354
01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:08,400
Of course.
So...
1355
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:11,200
Well, he's a lucky man.
BROOKE: Oh, thank you.
1356
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:15,700
I guess I will just have
to keep it to home deliveries
and gallery purchases.
1357
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,000
Thank you, though. See you.
1358
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:21,200
Have a good day, Brooke.
You, too.
1359
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,400
(DOOR OPENING)
1360
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,300
(DOOR CLOSING)
1361
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:31,500
Okay, are you
out of your mind?
1362
01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:34,100
Gary's throwing Greek orgies
in your living room
1363
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,300
and you're telling
hot rich guys
you have a boyfriend?
1364
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:39,500
Are you nuts?
Hey, look.
I'm not exactly innocent here.
1365
01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:42,300
Brooke, as an outsider
with some perspective,
I really think you...
1366
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,200
Christopher, stop. Stop it.
I don't want to hear it.
1367
01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:45,600
This has already gotten
way out of hand.
1368
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:49,200
I know what I have
to do now, all right?
I know what I have to do.
1369
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:56,000
(COMMENTATOR CHATTERING)
1370
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,200
(DOOR OPENING)
1371
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,800
(DOOR SHUTTING)
1372
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,200
Hi.
1373
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,000
Hi.
1374
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:18,100
Did you get my note?
Yeah.
1375
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,300
Two weeks.
1376
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,000
Yep.
1377
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,700
I brought some boxes
from work,
1378
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:33,500
so, you know,
if you need any
just help yourself.
1379
01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:38,100
Great. Thanks.
1380
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:43,900
Oh.
1381
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:48,500
Listen, a while ago
I got these tickets
1382
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:52,800
for the Old 97's tonight,
and I completely forgot
about it, so I...
1383
01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:56,300
You know, if you want to go.
1384
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,300
Well, how many tickets
did you get?
1385
01:15:02,900 --> 01:15:04,000
I got two.
1386
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,400
How much do you want for them?
1387
01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:10,800
Oh, no, I'm going. I'm going.
1388
01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:16,300
So, then it would just be
the two of us?
1389
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:22,100
Well, yes,
and 2,000 other people.
1390
01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:25,300
I mean, it's not a big deal,
1391
01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:28,200
but, you know, look, you know,
I was going to invite Addie,
1392
01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:31,400
but I just figured
I'd gotten them for you, so...
1393
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:39,700
Sure. Why not?
1394
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:43,300
Are you sure? I mean,
if you don't want them,
1395
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,200
I can definitely give them
to somebody.
No. No, I'll be there.
1396
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:49,900
That sounds...
It sounds great.
1397
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:54,900
Okay. All right.
It's at the Riv.
1398
01:15:55,900 --> 01:15:58,600
So, I'll just leave
your ticket at Will Call.
1399
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,500
Good?
Okay.
1400
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:02,600
Okay.
1401
01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:11,800
Yeah, so, there.
I'll just leave that for him.
Okay, great.
1402
01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,000
Okay, so.
Gary Grobowski?
1403
01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:14,700
Grobowski, yeah.
He should be here in a minute.
1404
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:17,200
He's really...
He's oddly tall, so.
Oh, okay. Great.
1405
01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:19,000
You won't miss him. Thanks.
All right, have a good night.
1406
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,900
(ALL CHATTERING)
1407
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,100
(ALL CHATTERING)
1408
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,800
Hi. Can I get a beer, please?
Sure.
1409
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,800
Actually, make that two beers.
1410
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,200
It's gonna be $8.
1411
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,700
Excuse me. Sorry.
1412
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,700
(CROWD CHEERING)
1413
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:08,800
MILLER: Hello, everybody!
1414
01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:11,900
Good evening, Chicago.
We're the Old 97's.
1415
01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:15,900
(BAND PLAYING TIMEBOMB)
1416
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,800
(BAND PLAYING SALOME)
1417
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,900
(MELT SHOW PLAYING)
1418
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,000
(LOCK CLICKING)
1419
01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:48,200
(DOOR OPENING)
1420
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,800
(DOOR SHUTTING)
1421
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,300
(KNOCKING)
1422
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:04,500
Brooke?
1423
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:11,700
Are you up?
Yeah.
1424
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,900
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
1425
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:20,700
Are you sure?
What's up? What do you want?
1426
01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:27,700
I just want to say
I'm sorry that I missed
the concert,
1427
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:32,000
and let me know
what that ticket cost,
I'll pay you back for it.
1428
01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:38,000
Just leave me alone, Gary.
1429
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:44,300
I planned on going
to the concert.
1430
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:45,900
It's just, I stopped by
Johnny O's and we...
1431
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,300
It doesn't fucking matter,
okay?
1432
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,100
Would you just leave my room
and shut the door?
1433
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:52,500
Jesus.
Please.
1434
01:19:56,300 --> 01:19:59,300
I didn't really know
that the concert mattered
all that much to you.
1435
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,400
Exactly.
1436
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:03,300
Hold on a second here.
Let me talk for a second.
1437
01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:04,300
Gary...
1438
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,900
Brooke. You broke up with me.
1439
01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:13,200
Then you have guys
coming over here for dates,
1440
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:15,400
and all of a sudden
you ask me to go
to some concert.
1441
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:17,200
I mean, I just figured that,
you know.
1442
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:18,500
Gary.
1443
01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:22,200
(SNIFFS)
1444
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:25,600
I just... I don't know
how we got here.
1445
01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:32,100
Our entire relationship
1446
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:36,600
I've gone above
and beyond for you, for us.
1447
01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:41,200
And I mean, I've cooked.
1448
01:20:42,700 --> 01:20:44,800
I've picked your shit up
off the floor.
1449
01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:48,400
I've laid your clothes
out for you like you were
a four-year-old.
1450
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:52,400
I support you.
I supported you, your work.
1451
01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:57,500
If we ever had dinner
or anything,
I make the plans.
1452
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:02,400
I take care of everything and
I just don't feel like you
appreciate any of it.
1453
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,000
I don't feel
you appreciate me.
1454
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:16,400
And all I want is to...
Is for you to just show me
that you care.
1455
01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:24,400
Why didn't you just
say that to me?
1456
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:28,700
Gary, I've tried. I've tried.
1457
01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:31,200
Yeah, but never like that.
1458
01:21:32,700 --> 01:21:35,400
You might've said
some things that you meant
to imply that, Brooke,
1459
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:37,200
but I'm not a mind reader.
1460
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,300
I doubt it would matter.
You are who you are.
1461
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,800
Just leave me alone, okay?
1462
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:51,700
Right now. Just shut my door.
1463
01:21:56,300 --> 01:21:57,300
Listen.
1464
01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:00,000
All right, Gary, just, please.
Just leave the room.
1465
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,100
Listen to me.
Gary, just...
1466
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:03,600
I don't want to be
near you right now.
Listen to me.
I just want to...
1467
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:06,700
Please, just shut the door.
Please.
1468
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:11,400
(SOBBING)
1469
01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:22,700
JOHNNY O: I know. Look, I know
you feel bad, but, you know,
what are you gonna do?
1470
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,600
I mean, what does she expect,
for me to want to go with
the girl who dumped me?
1471
01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:28,400
I don't know. She probably
just wanted you, you know,
to show her the respect
1472
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,300
of not standing her up
or some shit, who knows?
1473
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,200
Well, damn it.
I should have just said
no in the first place.
1474
01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:33,300
I don't know why I called...
1475
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:34,400
You know what?
It's her fault she got hurt.
1476
01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:38,500
You shouldn't even feel bad
about it. She should have
expected it from you.
1477
01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:43,800
You're a fun guy, okay?
Everybody likes you.
1478
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:47,300
You're the quickest guy
I know. Anytime we go out,
I have a blast.
1479
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:48,800
All right? But, you know,
1480
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:51,900
everybody who knows you
knows you're gonna do
what you want to do.
1481
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:56,100
And if it's not what the
other person wants to do,
well, that's their problem.
1482
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:57,700
That's bullshit.
It's not bullshit.
1483
01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,500
There's plenty of times
I do shit that
I don't want to do.
1484
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,000
That's ridiculous. No.
Like when?
1485
01:23:01,100 --> 01:23:02,200
That's bullshit to say
about me.
1486
01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:05,300
When have we ever
done something
you didn't want to do?
1487
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:09,500
You know, I don't know,
off the top of my head.
I don't keep score...
1488
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,800
When's the last time
we went to a Sox game?
1489
01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:13,200
The Sox.
1490
01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:15,800
Not when they're playing
the Cubs, either.
1491
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:19,600
We always do what you want
to do and she always did
what you want to do.
1492
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,000
It's who you are.
1493
01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:23,600
Everybody thinks
that you're their friend,
okay?
1494
01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:25,600
But the fact of the matter is
that there's not one person
1495
01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:27,500
that I know that
you trust enough
to let close enough
1496
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,600
that they could hurt you.
1497
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:32,500
And her big problem
is that you really liked her.
1498
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,200
I mean, she is the one girl
you really liked.
1499
01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:37,200
And no matter what she did
and how hard she tried,
1500
01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:39,400
you were never gonna
let your guard down.
1501
01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:41,700
That poor girl
never stood a chance.
1502
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:58,500
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1503
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:05,900
(AY COSITA LINDA
PLAYING ON STEREO)
1504
01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:21,300
Marilyn?
1505
01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:26,600
Marilyn?
MARILYN: Yeah.
1506
01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:35,300
I'm sorry. I just...
1507
01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:37,000
MARILYN: Oh, just get in here.
1508
01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:39,300
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry, excuse me.
1509
01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:41,700
Marilyn, I just...
1510
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:45,300
I just wanted to let you know
that today is gonna be
my last day.
1511
01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:50,300
I'm gonna be traveling
for a bit.
1512
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:01,300
Here's a blank check.
1513
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:05,300
Write down a number, I don't
want to know what it is,
and go back to work.
1514
01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:07,800
No, no. It's not about that.
1515
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,900
I can't accept that.
1516
01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:13,300
Brooke.
1517
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,100
Travis, get your gorgeous
tuckus out of here.
1518
01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:20,500
(SIGHS)
1519
01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,100
(STEREO STOPS PLAYING)
1520
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:28,000
If you make it to Rome,
1521
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:32,100
search out an establishment
called the Padre Negro.
1522
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:36,200
Ask for a strapping young
fellow named Alberto.
1523
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,000
Compliments of M. Dean.
1524
01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:45,100
Well, thank you.
I appreciate that.
1525
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:47,800
Yeah. And, honey,
1526
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,600
take as long as you want,
because when you're done,
1527
01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:54,300
your job will be right here
waiting for you.
1528
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:59,400
And if you discover a path
that doesn't lead back here...
1529
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:02,500
Well, I hope you'll text.
1530
01:26:05,700 --> 01:26:07,000
I will.
1531
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,700
(CHUCKLES)
1532
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:20,200
And, like I said,
the apartment's a mess,
but I'm moving, so...
1533
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:23,000
It's okay. Relax about
the place. I don't care.
1534
01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:25,500
Okay. This'll just take
a second.
Okay.
1535
01:26:28,700 --> 01:26:31,200
(LA VEM A BAIANA
PLAYING ON STEREO)
1536
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:35,600
BROOKE: Hello?
GARY: Hey. I'm in here.
1537
01:26:43,100 --> 01:26:45,400
Don't say anything. I...
1538
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,100
How're you doing?
1539
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,300
Could I talk to you in private
for a second?
1540
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,200
You know what?
This is really
not a good time,
1541
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:04,800
and obviously you have
something happening here,
1542
01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:07,300
so we'll just be in...
No, no, I don't have
anything going on.
1543
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:09,700
This is actually for you.
1544
01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:14,400
I'm just gonna wait outside.
No, no. Wait.
1545
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,500
No, no. Really. It's okay.
1546
01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:21,300
I really can't do this
right now.
1547
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:24,300
Brooke, this whole thing
has been really tough on me
1548
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:27,800
and I've tried to act
like it hasn't been
that tough on me,
1549
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,500
but the first Sunday
after me and you broke up,
1550
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:32,600
it all kind of really hit me.
1551
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,600
And I think
it partially hit me
1552
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:38,100
because Sunday was sort of
always our day that we
would do stuff together.
1553
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:41,800
But I didn't have any idea
you still cared so much.
1554
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:46,000
And, you know,
when I saw you crying
the other night,
1555
01:27:46,300 --> 01:27:49,400
that was honestly
the worst moment of my life.
1556
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:52,600
Gary.
1557
01:27:52,700 --> 01:27:56,100
Let me just try to say
some of these things here.
It's just...
1558
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:57,800
Look,
1559
01:27:59,300 --> 01:28:02,900
I know that I've caused you
a lot of pain.
1560
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:08,300
And the funny thing is,
all I really want to do
is make you happy.
1561
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,300
I just want to make you smile.
1562
01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:14,300
Now, I've had a lot of time
to think about
some of the things
1563
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:17,600
that went on, and I know,
Brooke, that I don't always
do the right thing
1564
01:28:17,700 --> 01:28:19,700
or always say
the right things,
1565
01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:22,500
but I am willing to try
to do things differently.
1566
01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:25,200
And I'd be happy to go
take a dance class.
1567
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,900
Well, I would. Honestly.
I would like to go do that.
Or go travel.
1568
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,700
I mean, I'd even be willing
to go to the ballet.
1569
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:36,700
Although I would much rather
do the dance class
or take a trip somewhere.
1570
01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:38,700
But I realize
that's not the point.
1571
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,900
I realize that the point
isn't that at all,
1572
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:45,100
because it's not really
about doing things
that you love to do always,
1573
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:48,800
but it is about doing things
with the person that you love.
1574
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:51,800
And I love you.
1575
01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:58,200
Gary.
Just give me one second here.
1576
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,300
I've missed you so much.
1577
01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:04,500
(SOBBING)
1578
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:06,000
I promise you, Brooke,
1579
01:29:06,100 --> 01:29:10,500
I will do whatever it is
that I have to do
to never hurt you again.
1580
01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:15,300
I love you and I'm sorry.
1581
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,100
Okay, that's it.
That's all I...
1582
01:29:22,900 --> 01:29:24,600
Oh, God.
That's all I wanted to say,
1583
01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:28,300
so you can go ahead now
with anything that
you're feeling to say.
1584
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:33,500
I don't know what to say.
1585
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,800
Just say whatever
you feel inside.
1586
01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:46,900
I don't feel the same way.
1587
01:29:51,300 --> 01:29:53,700
I don't. I just...
I don't know.
1588
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:56,100
Oh, God.
1589
01:29:58,300 --> 01:30:01,300
I just, I think...
I don't know,
1590
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,600
but I don't think I have
1591
01:30:04,100 --> 01:30:07,700
anything left to give.
1592
01:30:10,300 --> 01:30:11,700
I'm sorry.
1593
01:30:18,900 --> 01:30:20,700
I was hoping for...
1594
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:26,600
It doesn't matter.
1595
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:34,700
Oh, this is now
beyond awkward.
1596
01:30:34,700 --> 01:30:37,500
There's some new guy
standing out in the hallway
1597
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:41,500
and I think I'm gonna go.
1598
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:47,700
Okay.
1599
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:52,900
Thank you.
1600
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:59,300
I made a dinner,
and I don't know if
it's any good or not,
1601
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:01,300
but you're welcome to have it.
1602
01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:03,800
Okay.
1603
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:11,300
Gary, that's really...
That's not what
you think that it is.
1604
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,500
It's okay.
1605
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,900
I'm gonna go take a walk.
1606
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,200
(DOOR OPENING)
1607
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:25,700
(DOOR CLOSING)
1608
01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:32,200
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
1609
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:42,600
I'm sorry about that.
No.
1610
01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:46,200
I'm sorry I imposed.
No, that's fine. Please.
1611
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:51,700
So, what do you think?
I think you're right.
1612
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:54,100
I think it's great.
Good.
1613
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:56,400
Okay.
Okay.
1614
01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:57,600
So,
1615
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:02,400
I will have that wrapped up.
1616
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:05,200
Packed up, sorry,
and delivered.
1617
01:32:06,100 --> 01:32:08,000
Thank you for taking the time
to show it to me, okay?
1618
01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:09,200
Sure.
1619
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:12,000
Yeah. I'm gonna run.
Okay, I'll walk you out.
1620
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,400
No, no, no.
I can... It's okay.
1621
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:19,200
(DOOR OPENING)
1622
01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:21,600
(DOOR CLOSING)
1623
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:31,400
GARY: So, the thing that
I was most afraid
of happening happened
1624
01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:36,100
and I don't regret it at all,
because now she knows
how I feel.
1625
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:41,100
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
1626
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:45,400
I think,
what you got to do now
is really think hard,
1627
01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:48,500
because you have
to find somebody
1628
01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:52,100
that can't be traced back
to either of us
1629
01:32:53,300 --> 01:32:55,000
to visit this guy.
1630
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:57,600
What are you talking about?
I don't...
1631
01:32:57,700 --> 01:32:59,400
The guy who came with her.
1632
01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:01,900
I don't need anything
to happen to the guy.
1633
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,700
But if they could trace him
back to either one of us...
1634
01:33:03,700 --> 01:33:05,900
It's not about him.
I don't care about that.
...it's a problem.
1635
01:33:05,900 --> 01:33:08,500
The guy, he's not a...
They're not dumb.
Cops are smart, trust me.
1636
01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:10,500
Okay, but he's not
a problem to me.
Right.
1637
01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:12,400
Listen to me.
1638
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:15,900
Promise me that you're
not gonna do anything.
1639
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,100
I got you.
1640
01:33:17,700 --> 01:33:20,100
It's better if nobody...
You don't know anything.
1641
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,700
What are you talking about?
I'll take care of it.
1642
01:33:21,700 --> 01:33:23,700
I don't want you
to take care of anything.
John, do me a favor.
1643
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,800
I'm being serious with you.
I know, I know.
Smart. You're smart.
1644
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:28,200
No, I'm not.
I'm being honest with you.
1645
01:33:28,300 --> 01:33:29,700
I don't want anything
to happen to him.
Me, either.
1646
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:31,800
Promise me you're not
gonna have anyone
do anything to this guy.
1647
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:33,800
But you've gotta
tell me exactly
what you're gonna tell them,
1648
01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:35,800
if the cops come to you.
Because if we tell
a different story...
1649
01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:37,700
Nothing.
Promise me one thing.
We don't care...
1650
01:33:37,700 --> 01:33:39,700
John, I'm gonna go home.
I can't do this.
I'm exhausted.
1651
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:42,100
Right, go home. Just make sure
your neighbors know
you're going home.
1652
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,900
Do me a favor.
They got phone records. Make
a couple phone calls tonight.
1653
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:47,700
Especially around 10:00.
1654
01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:51,100
Okay. Please don't
do anything. All right.
1655
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,800
I don't mean it like...
I mean, honestly.
1656
01:33:52,900 --> 01:33:54,300
No, no, I got it.
1657
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:01,100
For all you know,
nothing's happening.
1658
01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:03,900
I don't want anything
to happen.
Right.
1659
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,400
Say it louder.
1660
01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:36,500
What are you doing here
so early?
1661
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,100
Hey.
1662
01:36:03,300 --> 01:36:06,500
Everything okay
with you and...
Yeah, everything's
gonna be great.
1663
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:11,100
I just wanna get
my day started,
but I just wanted to say that
1664
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:14,600
I'm sorry it took
so long for me to...
1665
01:36:16,300 --> 01:36:17,800
I love you, Dennis.
1666
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:22,000
(GASPING)
It's all right. It's okay.
1667
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:26,500
I'm sorry. I'm gonna go
do the stuff.
1668
01:36:53,100 --> 01:36:55,100
So, that's it
for all my stuff.
1669
01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:02,300
If you want, you could give me
your key and I'll drop it off
at Riggleman's.
1670
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:04,100
All right.
1671
01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:14,600
Thanks.
1672
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:16,800
Gary.
1673
01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:21,200
You know, there's
a thousand things I...
1674
01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:24,200
I would have done differently.
1675
01:37:26,300 --> 01:37:27,500
Me, too.
1676
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:34,000
Sort of, actually,
when I see this space, I
realize that if we didn't have
1677
01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:37,900
such a big coffee table
and that oversized couch
1678
01:37:39,300 --> 01:37:43,700
a pool table
would have fit nicely.
1679
01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:45,000
Yeah.
1680
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:50,800
Although the oversized couch
did come in very useful the
last couple of weeks, so...
1681
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:52,600
Yes, it... I guess.
1682
01:37:58,600 --> 01:38:00,000
Have a good trip.
1683
01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:03,700
Thanks.
1684
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:15,600
GARY: Chicago is called
the Second City
1685
01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:18,900
because after the
Great Chicago Fire of 1871,
1686
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:20,700
Chicago was rebuilt
on its ruins.
1687
01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:24,500
The city came back
even bigger and stronger
than it originally was.
1688
01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:28,500
So it's not really an insult,
it's more of a badge of honor
to be called...
1689
01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:30,700
The Second City!
1690
01:38:31,700 --> 01:38:33,300
Okay. People, you might
be able to get away
1691
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:35,800
with that reaction at work,
but you are on vacation here.
1692
01:38:35,800 --> 01:38:39,100
If you can't blow it out here,
then where the hell
can you blow it out?
1693
01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:41,100
Ladies and gentlemen,
show me that you mean it.
1694
01:38:41,100 --> 01:38:43,300
Do not make me ask you twice.
1695
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:46,000
Are you ready to see Chicago?
ALL: Yes!
1696
01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:48,300
I said, are you ready
to see Chicago?
ALL: Yes!
1697
01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:52,600
Are you ready to see Chicago?
Shondra, put this babe
in the air.
1698
01:38:52,700 --> 01:38:53,700
Let's go!
1699
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:56,900
There is a bar downstairs.
Please enjoy yourself.
1700
01:38:56,900 --> 01:38:59,100
I know it's early
in the morning, but it is
Chicago in the summer.
1701
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,300
Who are we kidding? It's fine.
1702
01:39:00,300 --> 01:39:02,200
Go get hopped up,
make some bad decisions.
1703
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:04,400
My jokes get better.
The buildings look bigger.
1704
01:39:24,100 --> 01:39:26,900
It's not so important
that everything is finished.
1705
01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:29,400
It's important that
everything is right.
1706
01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:31,700
Well, what time's
the presentation?
1707
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:34,600
All right, I'll pick up
the rest of the stuff
and I'll see you at 6:45.
1708
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:36,200
Great. Bye.
1709
01:39:36,700 --> 01:39:37,900
GARY: Brooke!
1710
01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:46,300
Hi.
Hi.
1711
01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:49,100
Wow.
1712
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:51,100
(CHUCKLES)
1713
01:39:51,200 --> 01:39:54,100
It's good to see you.
It's good to see you.
1714
01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:58,500
I'd give you a hug,
but my hands are kind of
full with all the bags here.
1715
01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:03,200
How've you been?
I've been really good.
1716
01:40:03,300 --> 01:40:05,800
How have you been?
I've been good.
1717
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:07,600
Yeah.
1718
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:10,600
You look great.
Thank you.
1719
01:40:10,700 --> 01:40:14,000
The hair's a little different.
Looks nice.
Yeah? Oh, yeah.
1720
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:18,600
You've lost some weight.
Well, it's very
deceiving, actually.
1721
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:23,500
I've managed to become thin
without having any real muscle
on me whatsoever.
1722
01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:26,800
Very tough thing to
accomplish, by the way.
I'm proud of myself.
1723
01:40:26,900 --> 01:40:29,400
Well, you look terrific.
Thanks.
1724
01:40:30,500 --> 01:40:33,900
I heard your trip
went really well.
It did. It went really well.
1725
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:35,600
Oh, good.
It was fun. It was amazing.
1726
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:38,200
I saw so many amazing places.
It was just...
1727
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:42,800
But, you know,
you do realize
how much you love home.
1728
01:40:43,500 --> 01:40:46,900
It's good to have you back.
Yeah. It's good to be back.
1729
01:40:49,700 --> 01:40:52,700
And the boat.
Congratulations on the boat.
Thanks.
1730
01:40:52,900 --> 01:40:55,700
I'm waiting for it
to get warm, and I'm gonna
come by and take a ride.
1731
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:58,600
Well, anytime you want.
It'll be on the house.
Come on by.
1732
01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:00,800
Well, I will, then.
1733
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:03,700
I hope you do.
1734
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,200
Definitely.
1735
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:13,100
Well, I got to...
I'm going to a meeting, so...
1736
01:41:13,100 --> 01:41:17,900
I got to drop these bags
off anyway, but it's really
good to see you, Brooke.
1737
01:41:18,400 --> 01:41:21,000
Really good to see you.
Shouldn't...
1738
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:23,200
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
1739
01:41:23,300 --> 01:41:26,700
I'm just saying we shouldn't
wait so long the next time
before we...
1740
01:41:26,700 --> 01:41:28,100
Yeah.
...catch up.
1741
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:30,600
We have a lot more
to talk about.
Yeah.
1742
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,000
So.
1743
01:41:33,300 --> 01:41:34,900
Be good.
Okay.
1744
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:36,200
Bye.
Bye.
1745
01:41:41,900 --> 01:41:44,500
(I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
PLAYING)
1746
01:44:04,900 --> 01:44:07,100
(RAINBOW CONNECTION PLAYING)