1 00:00:21,687 --> 00:00:23,916 All right, everybody, come on. 2 00:00:23,956 --> 00:00:25,855 Out on the dance floor. 3 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:28,687 Oh ho ho! Look at the happy couple. 4 00:00:28,726 --> 00:00:30,022 No exceptions. 5 00:00:30,061 --> 00:00:31,493 Up out of your chairs. 6 00:00:31,529 --> 00:00:33,587 Whoo! 7 00:00:35,298 --> 00:00:36,286 Yeah! 8 00:00:38,068 --> 00:00:41,059 Oh, I can feel all the happiness in here. 9 00:00:42,506 --> 00:00:44,097 All right! 10 00:00:47,176 --> 00:00:48,335 Man, look at him go. 11 00:00:48,377 --> 00:00:50,344 Go! Go! 12 00:00:50,379 --> 00:00:51,845 # If I # 13 00:00:51,881 --> 00:00:56,647 # I get to know your name # 14 00:00:57,752 --> 00:01:00,083 # If I # 15 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:05,490 # Could trace your private number, baby # 16 00:01:05,526 --> 00:01:07,686 # All I know is that to me # 17 00:01:07,728 --> 00:01:09,354 # You look like you're lots of fun # 18 00:01:09,396 --> 00:01:11,363 # Open up them lovin' arms # 19 00:01:11,398 --> 00:01:15,128 # I want some, want some # 20 00:01:15,168 --> 00:01:17,727 # I set my sights on you # 21 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:20,533 # And no one else will do # 22 00:01:20,573 --> 00:01:22,199 # And I # 23 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:28,075 # I got to have my way now, baby # 24 00:01:28,113 --> 00:01:30,444 # All I know is that to me # 25 00:01:30,482 --> 00:01:32,278 # You look like you're lots of fun # 26 00:01:32,316 --> 00:01:33,976 # Open up them lovin' arms # 27 00:01:34,018 --> 00:01:36,451 # Watch out, here I come # 28 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:40,217 # You spin me right round, baby, right round # 29 00:01:40,256 --> 00:01:41,745 # Like a record, baby # 30 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:44,088 # Right round, round, round # 31 00:01:44,127 --> 00:01:47,857 # You spin me right round, baby, right round # 32 00:01:47,897 --> 00:01:49,295 # Like a record, baby # 33 00:01:49,332 --> 00:01:51,925 # Right round, round, round # 34 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:54,434 Hey, somebody get some pants on that kid. 35 00:01:56,805 --> 00:01:58,328 Whoo-hoo! 36 00:01:58,373 --> 00:02:01,000 # And I # 37 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:03,100 # I got to be your friend # 38 00:02:03,144 --> 00:02:06,112 Grandma Molly, I'm talking to you. 39 00:02:06,147 --> 00:02:08,614 # And I # 40 00:02:08,649 --> 00:02:14,086 # Would like to move in just a little bit closer # 41 00:02:14,121 --> 00:02:15,951 # All I know is that to me # 42 00:02:15,989 --> 00:02:17,853 # You look like you're lots of fun # 43 00:02:17,891 --> 00:02:19,858 # Open up your lovin' arms # 44 00:02:19,892 --> 00:02:22,155 # Watch out, here I come # 45 00:02:22,194 --> 00:02:25,890 # You spin me right round, baby, right round # 46 00:02:25,931 --> 00:02:26,988 # Like a record, baby # 47 00:02:27,032 --> 00:02:29,499 # Right round, round, round # 48 00:02:29,534 --> 00:02:33,435 # You spin me right round, baby, right round # 49 00:02:33,471 --> 00:02:35,529 # Like a record, baby, right... # 50 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:42,876 # I want your lo-o-o-o-o-ove # 51 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:46,313 # I want your love # 52 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:49,409 # O-o-o-o-o-ove # 53 00:02:49,452 --> 00:02:50,748 Uncle Morty! 54 00:02:50,786 --> 00:02:51,774 Yeah! 55 00:02:51,821 --> 00:02:54,015 # All I know is that to me # 56 00:02:54,056 --> 00:02:55,852 # You look like you're lots of fun # 57 00:02:55,892 --> 00:02:57,586 # Open up your lovin' arms # 58 00:02:57,626 --> 00:02:59,991 # Watch out, here I come # 59 00:03:00,028 --> 00:03:03,929 # You spin me right round, baby, right round # 60 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:05,329 # Like a record, baby # 61 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:07,766 # Right round, round, round # 62 00:03:07,801 --> 00:03:11,463 # You spin me right round, baby, right round # 63 00:03:11,505 --> 00:03:12,994 # Like a record, baby # 64 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,666 # Right round, round, round # 65 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:19,076 # You spin me round and round # 66 00:03:19,112 --> 00:03:21,409 # And rounddddd # 67 00:03:21,447 --> 00:03:23,038 Very nice. 68 00:03:23,082 --> 00:03:24,946 Yeah. 69 00:03:24,984 --> 00:03:26,644 Good job, lady. You were shakin'. 70 00:03:26,685 --> 00:03:28,242 Whoo! 71 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:30,811 It is gonna be fun today. 72 00:03:30,929 --> 00:03:33,761 Now the best man's gonna come up here and say a few words... 73 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:36,961 so let's put our hands together for the groom's brother David. 74 00:03:38,269 --> 00:03:39,599 Whoo! 75 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:41,069 All right, Dave. 76 00:03:41,105 --> 00:03:42,696 Oof! 77 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:45,499 Whoa! 78 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,133 Um... 79 00:03:51,047 --> 00:03:52,673 when my brother Harold... 80 00:03:52,715 --> 00:03:56,616 asked me to be the best man at his wedding, I was like, "Whoa. 81 00:03:56,652 --> 00:03:58,915 "Of course, man... 82 00:03:58,954 --> 00:04:00,682 "'cause you've always been there for me." 83 00:04:00,722 --> 00:04:02,313 - Aww. - That's right. 84 00:04:02,357 --> 00:04:06,315 Like when I was in rehab... 85 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,953 and like the time I couldn't find my car. 86 00:04:08,996 --> 00:04:10,155 Ha ha! 87 00:04:10,198 --> 00:04:13,860 'Cause Harold, you know, he's always been the dependable one. 88 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,457 I've always... 89 00:04:15,502 --> 00:04:17,492 been the screwed-up one. Right, Dad? 90 00:04:17,537 --> 00:04:19,265 Ha ha. 91 00:04:19,306 --> 00:04:22,741 "Why can't you be more like your brother? 92 00:04:22,775 --> 00:04:25,641 "Harold would never beat up his landlord." 93 00:04:27,213 --> 00:04:29,680 He's drunk as shit. 94 00:04:29,715 --> 00:04:31,648 Whoops. 95 00:04:33,351 --> 00:04:35,045 But, uh... 96 00:04:35,086 --> 00:04:37,485 a little news flash, Pop. Ha. 97 00:04:37,522 --> 00:04:38,852 Harold ain't so perfect. 98 00:04:40,325 --> 00:04:42,292 Remember that time in Puerto Rico... 99 00:04:42,326 --> 00:04:45,192 when we picked up those two, uh... 100 00:04:45,229 --> 00:04:47,856 well, I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying. 101 00:04:47,898 --> 00:04:49,524 OK, how 'bout that? 102 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:50,998 How 'bout that? Yeah. How 'bout it? 103 00:04:51,033 --> 00:04:52,021 Terrific. 104 00:04:52,068 --> 00:04:55,161 I'm a person, too, Pop, god damn it! I'm a person, too! 105 00:04:55,204 --> 00:04:56,568 You're a moron! 106 00:04:56,606 --> 00:04:58,368 Ooh. 107 00:04:58,407 --> 00:04:59,930 OK. 108 00:04:59,976 --> 00:05:01,203 The best man, everybody. 109 00:05:01,243 --> 00:05:03,267 Best man. The better man. 110 00:05:03,311 --> 00:05:04,800 Ooh! 111 00:05:06,281 --> 00:05:07,804 Uh... hey... 112 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,373 we've all done crazy things in our life, so... 113 00:05:12,119 --> 00:05:15,383 He's playing the guitar now. Isn't that great? 114 00:05:15,422 --> 00:05:18,254 - Ha ha ha. You're doing good. - Yeah? Sounds good? 115 00:05:18,292 --> 00:05:20,316 It's because I'm the best guitar player in the world. 116 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,849 Yeah. Self-taught. 117 00:05:21,895 --> 00:05:24,692 No lessons, thank you very much, Pop. 118 00:05:24,731 --> 00:05:25,856 All right. 119 00:05:25,899 --> 00:05:28,389 They'll be divorced in a year. 120 00:05:28,434 --> 00:05:29,923 Very good. 121 00:05:29,968 --> 00:05:33,960 I think, uh, we all know that when you fall in love... 122 00:05:34,006 --> 00:05:36,030 the emptiness kind of drifts away. 123 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,836 That's all I'm talking about. 124 00:05:37,876 --> 00:05:40,867 I've, uh, done some crazy things in my life, too... 125 00:05:40,912 --> 00:05:43,744 but then I met a very special girl... 126 00:05:43,781 --> 00:05:45,680 a girl who I'm actually marrying next week. 127 00:05:46,951 --> 00:05:48,508 Thank you, thank you. 128 00:05:48,552 --> 00:05:52,647 So all I'm saying is that when you fall in love, like you guys... 129 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:55,919 the emptiness drifts away because you find something to live for: 130 00:05:55,959 --> 00:05:57,118 Each other. 131 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,890 And the way I've seen you two looking into each other's eyes all day long... 132 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:02,829 I can tell that you're gonna live for each other... 133 00:06:02,865 --> 00:06:04,024 for the rest of your lives. 134 00:06:04,066 --> 00:06:06,090 - Aww! - Yeah. 135 00:06:06,135 --> 00:06:07,123 So cheers. 136 00:06:07,169 --> 00:06:08,567 - Cheers. - Cheers. 137 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:10,092 Yeah. 138 00:06:10,138 --> 00:06:11,900 Whoo. 139 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:14,032 That's a good wedding singer. 140 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,873 OK, well, now on behalf of Mr. And Mrs. Harold Veltri... 141 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,041 you guys have a nice dinner. 142 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,313 George Stitzer here's gonna take over on lead vocals... 143 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:27,750 so take it away, George. 144 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:40,028 # Give me time # 145 00:06:42,033 --> 00:06:46,469 # To realize my crime # 146 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:53,575 # Let me love and stay # 147 00:06:53,611 --> 00:06:55,578 - Ugh. - Jesus. 148 00:06:55,612 --> 00:06:57,169 Scary. 149 00:07:00,316 --> 00:07:05,082 # I have danced # 150 00:07:07,089 --> 00:07:08,680 Ooh, I like her. 151 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:12,284 # Inside your eyes # 152 00:07:13,829 --> 00:07:17,286 # How can love # 153 00:07:17,331 --> 00:07:21,289 # Be real? # 154 00:07:23,471 --> 00:07:26,268 # Do you really want to hurt me... # 155 00:07:26,306 --> 00:07:29,331 Good save, wedding singer. 156 00:07:29,376 --> 00:07:30,603 Good job. 157 00:07:30,877 --> 00:07:33,868 Hey, Sammy, how come you're not out with your limo? What's up? 158 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,606 That new waitress. That's what's up. 159 00:07:35,648 --> 00:07:38,343 Is she in trouble. She's gonna get it... 160 00:07:38,384 --> 00:07:41,181 and she doesn't even know it, and I'm gonna give it to her. 161 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:43,813 Ha. Take it easy, man. Who is she? 162 00:07:43,855 --> 00:07:45,321 She's Holly Sullivan's cousin. 163 00:07:45,356 --> 00:07:46,947 If she's half as easy as Holly... 164 00:07:46,991 --> 00:07:48,719 I'll close this deal by the end of the week. 165 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,989 Oh! Ohh. 166 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:52,791 Mmm, I don't think that's gonna happen. 167 00:07:52,829 --> 00:07:55,160 Oh, please. It's her first day. 168 00:07:55,198 --> 00:07:56,687 Always takes them at least three weeks... 169 00:07:56,733 --> 00:07:58,563 to realize they shouldn't date anyone at work. 170 00:07:58,602 --> 00:08:00,432 For some reason, you like being the guy... 171 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:01,959 that helps them realize that, don't you? 172 00:08:02,004 --> 00:08:03,527 Yes, I do. 173 00:08:03,572 --> 00:08:05,630 You want to be like Fonzie, don't you? 174 00:08:05,675 --> 00:08:07,198 Yes, I do. 175 00:08:07,243 --> 00:08:09,972 You're on your way. 176 00:08:10,012 --> 00:08:14,778 # Do you really want to hurt me? # 177 00:08:14,816 --> 00:08:18,148 # Do you really want to make me cry? # 178 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:20,654 I like old Coke better than New Coke... 179 00:08:20,689 --> 00:08:22,918 because it's old, and so am I. 180 00:08:22,956 --> 00:08:24,889 # Don't turn around, oh-oh-oh # 181 00:08:24,925 --> 00:08:26,551 Yes! 182 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,355 # Der Kommissar's in town # 183 00:08:28,395 --> 00:08:29,759 Prime rib, please. 184 00:08:29,797 --> 00:08:31,855 More prime rib. Always the prime rib. 185 00:08:31,898 --> 00:08:33,091 Make them eat the fish. 186 00:08:33,132 --> 00:08:35,122 Andre, can I have three prime rib? 187 00:08:35,168 --> 00:08:37,567 Your wish is my command, madame. 188 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:41,863 How come he's so nice to you? 189 00:08:41,907 --> 00:08:44,704 I let him look at my boobs at the Christmas party last year. 190 00:08:44,743 --> 00:08:47,108 Not my finest half-hour... 191 00:08:47,145 --> 00:08:50,204 but it's been a pleasant working environment ever since. 192 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:52,539 No. 193 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:57,347 So, how's your first night going, cuz? 194 00:08:57,388 --> 00:08:59,685 It's just that being at this wedding... 195 00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:02,691 is making me realize that Glenn is never going to set a date... 196 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:04,420 and I've been wearing this ring for two years... 197 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,950 and I feel like an idiot. 198 00:09:05,995 --> 00:09:09,395 Hey, you know what you must do? 199 00:09:09,431 --> 00:09:10,761 Relax. 200 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,390 Go to it. 201 00:09:12,434 --> 00:09:13,627 Huh? 202 00:09:13,669 --> 00:09:16,398 # Ja! Ja! Ja! # 203 00:09:16,438 --> 00:09:19,531 I just feel stupid for moving here to be closer to him. 204 00:09:19,574 --> 00:09:22,303 OK, I think you need a break. Go out back and get some air. 205 00:09:22,343 --> 00:09:23,366 I'll cover your tables. 206 00:09:24,812 --> 00:09:27,279 - You OK? - Huh? 207 00:09:27,315 --> 00:09:29,509 - You going to throw up? - Yeah. 208 00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:31,038 Come with me, man. 209 00:09:41,627 --> 00:09:44,652 # Give me time # 210 00:09:44,697 --> 00:09:46,129 What? 211 00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:49,829 Here we go. Here we go. 212 00:09:49,868 --> 00:09:51,630 Here we go. Come on. Come on. 213 00:09:51,669 --> 00:09:53,158 You got it. 214 00:09:53,204 --> 00:09:55,171 There. Hey. 215 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:56,433 Is he a friend of yours? 216 00:09:56,473 --> 00:09:58,269 Me? No, no. Actually, I couldn't let him do it... 217 00:09:58,308 --> 00:09:59,774 in front of his family. 218 00:10:01,044 --> 00:10:02,169 Wow. 219 00:10:02,212 --> 00:10:05,180 Well, I'm glad I got to see it. 220 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,408 - OK. You all through? - Yeah. 221 00:10:09,452 --> 00:10:11,851 Going to wait a few years before you drink again? 222 00:10:11,888 --> 00:10:12,979 Yeah. 223 00:10:13,022 --> 00:10:14,784 All right, remember... alcohol equals puke... 224 00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:17,451 equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. 225 00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:20,284 Hey, no, I... I got it from here. 226 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,919 No, actually, you know what? You go this way... 227 00:10:21,963 --> 00:10:23,691 and you go this way. It's for the best. 228 00:10:23,732 --> 00:10:25,756 It's all right. Take it easy. See you later. 229 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,767 Sleep it off, pal. All right. 230 00:10:27,802 --> 00:10:30,395 Hey, you know, wedding singer? 231 00:10:30,437 --> 00:10:32,131 A-whoo! 232 00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:37,532 OK. 233 00:10:37,577 --> 00:10:40,101 - Are you drinking, too? - No. 234 00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:41,874 It's Coca-Cola. 235 00:10:41,915 --> 00:10:44,815 Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola? 236 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,840 I'm not a big drinker... 237 00:10:46,885 --> 00:10:50,047 and if it was, I'd be puking in there more than that kid. 238 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:52,453 Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. 239 00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:53,855 I think I saw a boot come out of him. 240 00:10:56,194 --> 00:10:57,717 You're the wedding singer. 241 00:10:57,762 --> 00:11:00,059 Yeah. How you doing? I'm Robbie. 242 00:11:00,097 --> 00:11:01,620 I'm Julia. 243 00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,963 I'm actually waitressing at your wedding next week. 244 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,125 Cool. 245 00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:06,794 That's a beautiful ring you have there. 246 00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:08,030 Are you getting married, too? 247 00:11:10,907 --> 00:11:13,136 Actually, I don't know how serious the guy is... 248 00:11:13,175 --> 00:11:15,142 who gave this to me. 249 00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:19,943 Right now, I feel like I'm doomed to wander the planet alone forever. 250 00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:21,312 Oh, no. 251 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,476 Kind of like the Incredible Hulk, huh? 252 00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:25,382 Yeah... 253 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:27,751 only I'm not helping people. 254 00:11:27,789 --> 00:11:30,655 That's not true, because I saw you inside. 255 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:31,749 You were helping people. 256 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:35,318 You were giving them fish and coffee and forks. 257 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,885 People can't eat without forks. 258 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,159 And they can't drink without a fish. 259 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,928 That's right. I think... What does that mean? 260 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,697 I don't know. You lost me back at the Hulk. 261 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:45,794 Hey. 262 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,429 Hey, Robbie, you better get back in there. 263 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,099 They're starting to turn on George. 264 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,472 - Sit down! - You suck! 265 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:53,533 You suck! 266 00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:56,068 He's got to learn a new song. 267 00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:58,274 But, uh, OK, well, it was nice to meet you. 268 00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:01,045 It was nice meeting you, too. And if I do ever get married... 269 00:12:01,085 --> 00:12:02,813 maybe you'll sing at my wedding. 270 00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:04,547 Oh, man. It's a deal. 271 00:12:04,588 --> 00:12:05,986 - OK. - OK, take care. 272 00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:11,451 # There was love # 273 00:12:11,494 --> 00:12:12,517 Yeah. 274 00:12:12,562 --> 00:12:15,121 - # All around # - Nice. 275 00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:16,926 # But I never # 276 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:19,456 # Heard it singing # 277 00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:20,797 Very nice. 278 00:12:20,836 --> 00:12:22,894 # No, I never # 279 00:12:22,938 --> 00:12:24,928 # Heard it at all # 280 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:25,996 Pretty. 281 00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:28,634 # 'Til there was # 282 00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:29,938 # You # 283 00:12:29,977 --> 00:12:31,273 Much better. 284 00:12:31,312 --> 00:12:32,869 Man, you're going to blow everybody away... 285 00:12:32,914 --> 00:12:34,437 at your fiftieth anniversary party. 286 00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:38,713 If I sing to Frank without making any mistakes... 287 00:12:38,752 --> 00:12:40,719 he would know how hard I've worked... 288 00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:44,280 and how much I still love him after all these years. 289 00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:46,086 I hope fifty years from now... 290 00:12:46,126 --> 00:12:48,150 Linda and I are as happy as you two guys. 291 00:12:48,193 --> 00:12:49,420 Oh, you will be. 292 00:12:49,461 --> 00:12:51,394 It runs in your family. 293 00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:53,795 You're a born romantic, just like your father was. 294 00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:54,991 Yeah? 295 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:58,196 I know they'll be looking down on you tomorrow. 296 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,600 I hope so. 297 00:12:59,637 --> 00:13:01,103 Are you nervous? 298 00:13:01,139 --> 00:13:02,833 I'm actually not that nervous, you know? 299 00:13:02,874 --> 00:13:05,137 I'm around weddings all the time. It's going to be fun. 300 00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:06,972 Oh, not about the wedding... 301 00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:08,943 about the wedding night. 302 00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:11,811 Will this be your first time with intercourse? 303 00:13:11,848 --> 00:13:13,576 Uh... 304 00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:15,174 Well... no, don't be ashamed. 305 00:13:15,218 --> 00:13:18,778 You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. 306 00:13:18,821 --> 00:13:22,085 I already had intercourse with eight men. 307 00:13:22,124 --> 00:13:25,854 You know, that's actually something I don't want to know about. 308 00:13:25,895 --> 00:13:27,657 That was a lot back then. 309 00:13:27,696 --> 00:13:29,856 That would be like 200 today. 310 00:13:29,898 --> 00:13:33,128 Yeah. Uh, it's 5:00. I'm going to get going. 311 00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:34,828 Oh, but your payment. 312 00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:37,632 My payment. Uh... can I get it to go? 313 00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:39,934 Oh, you're such a sweet boy... 314 00:13:39,974 --> 00:13:42,965 letting an old woman pay you with meatballs. 315 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,567 Oh, yeah, well, they taste so good... 316 00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:46,373 it's like I'm ripping you off, Rosie. 317 00:13:46,412 --> 00:13:49,710 I don't have any clean tupperware. 318 00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:52,080 All right, well, definitely next time, OK? 319 00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:54,483 Don't be silly. Now hold out your hands. 320 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,749 - You want to... - Yeah. Do it. 321 00:13:56,788 --> 00:13:57,845 OK. 322 00:13:58,857 --> 00:14:00,448 Oh. Cool. 323 00:14:02,127 --> 00:14:04,185 - Thanks a lot. - Oh. 324 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:08,230 Now, please... 325 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:11,529 take a bite so that I can watch you enjoy. 326 00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:13,468 That's my favorite part. 327 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,131 OK. Well... I'll go with the right one. 328 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,536 Heh heh. That looks good. 329 00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:25,441 That's a good meatball. That's a good meatball. 330 00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:27,277 Oh! Now... 331 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:30,307 listen to me, Robbie Hart. 332 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:33,514 You're going to be a fine husband. 333 00:14:33,554 --> 00:14:36,147 Well, I hope so, Rosie. Thank you. 334 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,622 OK, well, I'm going to leave. 335 00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:40,285 I'll see you at the wedding, all right? 336 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:51,892 Well, thank you for coming in and taking me to lunch. 337 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,561 Look at the picture of that girl. See that? 338 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,332 You're a lot prettier than that girl... 339 00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:58,839 and she's getting married. 340 00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:01,671 What does pretty have to do with getting married? 341 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,733 Everything. You got to get married... 342 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,575 before your hips start spreading and you get facial hair... 343 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,639 which, by the way, comes from your father's mother. 344 00:15:09,684 --> 00:15:12,709 Looks like Magnum, P.I., for God's sake. 345 00:15:12,753 --> 00:15:15,778 Well, I can't make Glenn set a date. 346 00:15:15,822 --> 00:15:17,379 Well... 347 00:15:17,424 --> 00:15:19,084 you're going to hate this idea... 348 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:24,563 but I think you should consider a fake pregnancy. 349 00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:25,824 I'm exiting the car. 350 00:15:25,865 --> 00:15:27,456 Look, it's just a means to an end. 351 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,797 Believe me, in five years, he'll thank you for it. 352 00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:49,916 Perhaps we should call her. 353 00:15:49,952 --> 00:15:51,816 Uh... 354 00:15:51,854 --> 00:15:54,515 she's probably got a make-up problem or her dress or something. 355 00:15:54,557 --> 00:15:57,286 I know her. She likes to look her best. It'll be OK. 356 00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:13,495 - Robs? - Hey, sis. 357 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:14,768 Hi, Robs. 358 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:17,902 I just got off the phone with Linda's mom. 359 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,173 Linda's not there, but... 360 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,736 there was a note. 361 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,304 A note? 362 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,043 Everything all right? 363 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,553 Yeah, she's OK. 364 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:33,182 It basically indicated that Linda was... 365 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,126 not coming today. 366 00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:42,654 So, it was a bad note. 367 00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:46,093 Did she say why? 368 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,563 I am so sorry, honey. 369 00:16:52,609 --> 00:16:53,700 It's OK. 370 00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:56,434 You want me to say something? 371 00:16:56,479 --> 00:16:58,275 No. 372 00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:00,574 Just give me a second. 373 00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:02,276 I'Il... I'll be right back. 374 00:17:04,487 --> 00:17:07,478 Oh, my God, she's not showing up. 375 00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:19,555 Don't worry, man. 376 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,590 Everything's going to be all right. 377 00:17:21,635 --> 00:17:24,228 It's OK. It's OK. 378 00:17:25,271 --> 00:17:27,067 No! 379 00:17:29,442 --> 00:17:30,703 Oh, God! 380 00:17:30,977 --> 00:17:31,965 She's gone! 381 00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:39,075 # Come on, it's a nice day # 382 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,107 # For a white wedding # 383 00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:43,279 You can't catch me! 384 00:17:43,321 --> 00:17:46,118 I'm going to get you and chop you up! 385 00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:48,784 Can we turn this crap off, please? 386 00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:51,623 That's right, Robbie. You have to let it out, man. 387 00:17:51,662 --> 00:17:53,288 - Let what out? - Your feelings. 388 00:17:53,329 --> 00:17:56,661 You know, about what that lousy bitch did to you today. 389 00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:59,258 Don't call her that, because we're going to get back together... 390 00:17:59,302 --> 00:18:01,269 and then there's going to be weirdness between you and me... 391 00:18:01,304 --> 00:18:03,396 so just watch it. 392 00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:05,564 I made this for you, Uncle Robbie. 393 00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:07,836 Oh, thanks, Freddy Krueger. 394 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:10,173 That's not nice. 395 00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,338 Very creative, though. 396 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,903 Go back to the boiler room. 397 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:20,313 I just wish I knew where she was, you know? 398 00:18:20,354 --> 00:18:23,345 Man, he's taking it pretty bad. 399 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,516 I mean, he's acting like a real robot... 400 00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:27,321 a zombie or something. 401 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,294 He's been wanting to get married since the third grade. 402 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,991 It makes sense. That's when Mom and Dad died. 403 00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:34,931 He wants to start a family of his own. 404 00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:37,059 Hey, check out the cake. 405 00:18:37,102 --> 00:18:39,626 There's only a little groom on top. 406 00:18:39,672 --> 00:18:40,933 Mmm. 407 00:18:40,972 --> 00:18:46,375 # Look for somethin' left in this world # 408 00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:51,370 # Start again # 409 00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:01,051 Hey. You're late. 410 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:03,353 I'm sorry. 411 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,018 I just couldn't do it. 412 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,290 Well... 413 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:10,230 if you need some more time, I guess I can wait. 414 00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:14,766 No, I don't need more time, Robbie. 415 00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:16,167 I don't ever want to marry you. 416 00:19:20,741 --> 00:19:22,230 Jeez, you know, that information... 417 00:19:22,276 --> 00:19:25,472 might have been a little more useful to me yesterday. 418 00:19:27,381 --> 00:19:29,405 I've been talking to my friends the last couple of days... 419 00:19:29,449 --> 00:19:31,245 Oh, here it comes. 420 00:19:31,284 --> 00:19:34,844 And I think I figured out what's been bothering me. 421 00:19:34,887 --> 00:19:37,047 I'm not in love with Robbie now. 422 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:40,650 I'm in love with Robbie six years ago... 423 00:19:40,692 --> 00:19:42,852 Robbie, the lead singer of Final Warning... 424 00:19:42,894 --> 00:19:44,861 when I used to come and watch you from the front row... 425 00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:47,056 in your spandex pants... 426 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,225 your silk shirt unbuttoned... 427 00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:53,330 licking the microphone like David Lee Roth. 428 00:19:53,371 --> 00:19:55,770 I still got the spandex. I'll put them on right now. 429 00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:57,670 The point is, I woke up this morning... 430 00:19:57,707 --> 00:20:01,039 and I realized I'm about to marry a wedding singer. 431 00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:03,567 I am never going to leave Ridgefield. 432 00:20:03,613 --> 00:20:05,512 Why do you need to leave Ridgefield? 433 00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:08,607 We grew up here. All our friends are here. 434 00:20:08,651 --> 00:20:10,777 It's the perfect place to raise a family. 435 00:20:10,819 --> 00:20:13,309 Oh, yeah. Living in your sister's basement with five kids... 436 00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:15,151 while you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs... 437 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,123 at a whopping sixty bucks a pop? 438 00:20:17,158 --> 00:20:18,715 Once again... 439 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,728 things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday! 440 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,862 The fact is, we grew apart a long time ago. 441 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:27,991 Mm-mmm. 442 00:20:28,035 --> 00:20:30,468 You just wanted to get married so badly, you didn't care to who. 443 00:20:30,504 --> 00:20:32,630 That's not true. I love you. 444 00:20:32,673 --> 00:20:37,268 Come here. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 445 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,709 Hey, Linda. 446 00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:41,769 You're a bitch. 447 00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:47,475 Thanks, Petey. Go back to the house. 448 00:20:50,388 --> 00:20:52,685 He... He might have Tourette's syndrome. 449 00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,088 We're looking into it. 450 00:20:56,593 --> 00:20:57,889 I got to go. 451 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,055 I'm sorry. 452 00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,972 # 99 luftballons... # 453 00:21:21,016 --> 00:21:22,915 Aah! 454 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,975 - Glenn! - Don't be so jumpy. 455 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,647 These are for you. 456 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,246 Thank you. 457 00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:34,151 They're beautiful. 458 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,755 I have something else for you. 459 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,034 Two airplane tickets to Las Vegas? 460 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,937 # Da dum de dum, da dum de dum # 461 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,272 Oh, my God, Glenn! Oh, my God! 462 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,799 I know you wanted to set a date... 463 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,971 so I went to the travel agent, and I set it. 464 00:21:57,348 --> 00:22:00,783 Glenn, I love you so much, but Las Vegas? I thought... 465 00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:02,876 Jules, it's the romance capital of the world. 466 00:22:02,919 --> 00:22:05,478 I just don't want a big wedding... 467 00:22:05,522 --> 00:22:07,216 you know, hundreds of people we don't know... 468 00:22:07,257 --> 00:22:09,247 that are just there for the free drinks... 469 00:22:09,292 --> 00:22:11,350 and all-you-can-eat buffet. 470 00:22:11,394 --> 00:22:13,361 They might as well be in Vegas. 471 00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:18,028 OK. 472 00:22:19,835 --> 00:22:22,928 Las Vegas it is, and it'll be great. 473 00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:24,767 Jules... 474 00:22:24,806 --> 00:22:26,568 are you going to do the girl thing? 475 00:22:26,608 --> 00:22:28,165 You're going to act happy... 476 00:22:28,209 --> 00:22:29,903 and you're going to be pouting on the inside? 477 00:22:29,943 --> 00:22:33,070 No. I'm happy. 478 00:22:37,284 --> 00:22:39,217 All right. 479 00:22:39,252 --> 00:22:40,912 Let's get married here. 480 00:22:42,121 --> 00:22:43,815 I know that's what you want. 481 00:22:43,856 --> 00:22:45,720 Thank you, Glenn. 482 00:22:45,758 --> 00:22:47,054 Thank you. 483 00:22:47,093 --> 00:22:48,559 It's more important to you anyway. 484 00:22:48,594 --> 00:22:49,855 Thank you. 485 00:22:49,895 --> 00:22:52,954 And I promise I will give you the most beautiful wedding... 486 00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,760 and even you'll have a good time. 487 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,596 Mm-hmm. 488 00:22:56,701 --> 00:22:59,692 # Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side # 489 00:22:59,737 --> 00:23:02,170 # Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side # 490 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:03,229 # It a-gonna burn # 491 00:23:03,274 --> 00:23:05,332 # Give me the music, make me jump and prance # 492 00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:06,467 # It a-go done # 493 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,034 # Give me the music, make me rock in the dance # 494 00:23:09,078 --> 00:23:11,136 # You play it on the radio # 495 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,910 # And so me say we a-go hear it on the stereo... # 496 00:23:19,054 --> 00:23:21,578 Hey, it's about time his best friend showed up. 497 00:23:21,623 --> 00:23:23,351 So, how's he doing? 498 00:23:23,392 --> 00:23:24,824 I don't know, man. 499 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:27,919 He's been down in the basement since it happened... 500 00:23:27,962 --> 00:23:29,929 five days now. 501 00:23:29,964 --> 00:23:34,161 I think he's having some kind of a mental situation... 502 00:23:34,202 --> 00:23:36,692 you know, an episode or something. 503 00:23:36,736 --> 00:23:38,134 All right. 504 00:23:38,171 --> 00:23:40,570 # I said, pass the dutchie # 505 00:23:40,607 --> 00:23:42,597 Hey, you better do something, because I don't want to be known... 506 00:23:42,642 --> 00:23:44,871 as the brother-in-law of the town nut job. 507 00:23:44,911 --> 00:23:46,343 I got enough problems already. 508 00:23:46,378 --> 00:23:48,538 Oh, shit, I got water all over myself. 509 00:23:48,651 --> 00:23:50,811 # I would do most anything # 510 00:23:50,853 --> 00:23:54,253 # To get you back by my side # 511 00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:57,383 # But I just keep on laughing... # 512 00:23:57,425 --> 00:23:58,914 Hello? 513 00:24:00,094 --> 00:24:02,118 Hey, Robbie. 514 00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:05,925 You all right? 515 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:10,527 # Boys don't cry # 516 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,166 Hey, these sheets are soft. You use Downy? 517 00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:18,505 No. 518 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,875 All Tempa-Cheer. 519 00:24:20,913 --> 00:24:22,880 You can wash your clothes at any temperature... 520 00:24:22,915 --> 00:24:25,041 and the colors don't run together. 521 00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:28,142 - Really? - Yeah. Now leave me alone. 522 00:24:29,754 --> 00:24:31,812 You have to go back to work. 523 00:24:31,856 --> 00:24:35,086 You know there's going to be over a hundred drunk girls... 524 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,250 at this wedding tonight. 525 00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:37,816 I've got nothing to offer anybody. 526 00:24:37,861 --> 00:24:41,159 I haven't done jack shit since high school. 527 00:24:41,198 --> 00:24:43,222 Why would any girl ever marry me? 528 00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:44,960 Marry you? 529 00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:46,991 I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding-dong. 530 00:24:51,341 --> 00:24:53,433 # Holiday # 531 00:24:55,610 --> 00:24:57,839 # Celebrate # 532 00:25:00,282 --> 00:25:04,081 # Holiday # 533 00:25:04,118 --> 00:25:06,950 # Celebrate # 534 00:25:08,823 --> 00:25:11,052 # If we took a holiday # 535 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,116 # Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah # 536 00:25:13,159 --> 00:25:15,490 # Took some time to celebrate # 537 00:25:15,528 --> 00:25:17,461 # Come on, let's celebrate # 538 00:25:17,497 --> 00:25:20,021 # Just one day out of life # 539 00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,657 # Holiday # 540 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,929 # It would be # 541 00:25:23,969 --> 00:25:27,267 # It would be so nice # 542 00:25:27,306 --> 00:25:29,705 # Everybody spread the word # 543 00:25:29,742 --> 00:25:30,901 # Come on # 544 00:25:30,942 --> 00:25:34,104 # I live in my sister's basement # 545 00:25:34,145 --> 00:25:35,202 # Come on # 546 00:25:36,381 --> 00:25:38,541 He just had his heart broken. 547 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:41,380 Why would he even think about coming back to work? 548 00:25:41,418 --> 00:25:43,044 I don't know. 549 00:25:43,086 --> 00:25:45,713 # Celebrate # 550 00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,456 You guys are off to a great start, don't you think? 551 00:25:59,501 --> 00:26:02,526 I mean, Cindy showed up... 552 00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:05,163 so, right away, Scott, you got to be pretty psyched, right? 553 00:26:06,574 --> 00:26:09,133 Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. 554 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:10,472 I'm paying you to sing. 555 00:26:12,146 --> 00:26:15,672 Well, I have a microphone, and you don't... 556 00:26:15,716 --> 00:26:20,414 so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! 557 00:26:26,426 --> 00:26:28,256 You know, it's funny. 558 00:26:28,293 --> 00:26:31,819 Some of us will never, ever find true love. 559 00:26:31,863 --> 00:26:34,262 Like, take, for instance... 560 00:26:34,299 --> 00:26:35,663 me. 561 00:26:36,802 --> 00:26:38,769 And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. 562 00:26:40,938 --> 00:26:43,201 And that lady with the sideburns. 563 00:26:45,075 --> 00:26:47,634 And basically everybody at table nine. 564 00:26:47,677 --> 00:26:49,041 Huh? 565 00:26:49,078 --> 00:26:51,341 But the worst thing is... 566 00:26:51,381 --> 00:26:53,280 that me... 567 00:26:53,316 --> 00:26:54,942 fatty... 568 00:26:54,984 --> 00:26:57,383 sideburns lady... 569 00:26:57,419 --> 00:26:59,181 and the mutants over at table nine... 570 00:26:59,221 --> 00:27:01,211 Aw. 571 00:27:01,256 --> 00:27:04,520 Will never, ever find a way to better the situation... 572 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,686 because... 573 00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:10,389 apparently, we have absolutely nothing to offer... 574 00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:11,954 the opposite sex. 575 00:27:11,999 --> 00:27:13,556 Mm-hmm. 576 00:27:13,601 --> 00:27:16,068 You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy! 577 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,659 Sir, one more outburst... 578 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,466 I will strangle you with my microphone wire. 579 00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:20,563 You understand me? 580 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:25,272 Now let's cut the stupid cake... 581 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,244 because I know the fat guy's going to have a heart attack... 582 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,643 if we don't eat again soon. 583 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:35,544 And while we do that, here's a little mood music for you. 584 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,182 # Whoo-hoo! # 585 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:45,161 Cindy and Scott are newlyweds. 586 00:27:45,195 --> 00:27:46,718 Whoopi-dee-do! 587 00:27:50,634 --> 00:27:53,033 # He loves her # 588 00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:55,697 # But she loves this guy right here # 589 00:27:55,738 --> 00:27:58,365 # And he loves somebody else # 590 00:27:58,407 --> 00:28:01,341 # You just can't win # 591 00:28:01,377 --> 00:28:03,344 # And so it goes # 592 00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:06,312 # Until the day you die # 593 00:28:06,348 --> 00:28:08,815 # This thing they call love # 594 00:28:08,850 --> 00:28:11,113 # Is gonna make you cry # 595 00:28:11,152 --> 00:28:12,345 I hate you. 596 00:28:12,387 --> 00:28:14,411 # I've had the blues # 597 00:28:14,455 --> 00:28:17,218 # The reds and the pinks # 598 00:28:17,258 --> 00:28:19,885 # One thing's for sure # 599 00:28:20,928 --> 00:28:21,916 Love stinks? 600 00:28:21,962 --> 00:28:23,553 # Love stinks # 601 00:28:24,697 --> 00:28:26,163 # Yeah, yeah # 602 00:28:26,199 --> 00:28:27,256 Love stinks! 603 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,961 # Love stinks # 604 00:28:30,003 --> 00:28:31,629 # Yeah, yeah # 605 00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:32,659 Love stinks? 606 00:28:32,704 --> 00:28:35,331 # Love stinks # 607 00:28:35,374 --> 00:28:36,840 # Yeah, yeah # 608 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,364 Love stinks! 609 00:28:38,410 --> 00:28:40,570 # Love stinks # 610 00:28:40,612 --> 00:28:42,738 # Yeah, yeah # 611 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:47,881 Drug addict! Degenerate! 612 00:28:47,919 --> 00:28:49,180 # Love stinks # 613 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:50,948 # Love stinks # 614 00:28:50,988 --> 00:28:52,784 # Love... Love stinks # 615 00:28:52,822 --> 00:28:55,483 # Love stinks! # 616 00:29:12,373 --> 00:29:13,839 Hey. 617 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,240 Hey. 618 00:29:16,277 --> 00:29:19,302 I was wondering what happened to you. 619 00:29:21,214 --> 00:29:23,113 Did everybody leave? 620 00:29:24,351 --> 00:29:26,545 Pretty much, except for a few cops... 621 00:29:26,587 --> 00:29:29,282 that are still interviewing some witnesses. 622 00:29:30,389 --> 00:29:31,548 OK. 623 00:29:34,093 --> 00:29:36,822 I'm going to get the hell out of here. 624 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:39,921 OK, so it was your first wedding back... 625 00:29:39,965 --> 00:29:42,398 Of course things are going to be a little shaky. 626 00:29:42,434 --> 00:29:44,958 A little shaky? I hate weddings. 627 00:29:45,003 --> 00:29:48,233 I hate the bride. I hate the groom. 628 00:29:48,272 --> 00:29:51,138 I want them to be miserable, because that's what I am. 629 00:29:51,175 --> 00:29:53,335 No. You're the best. 630 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,937 At what? People eat prime rib, and I sing. 631 00:29:56,981 --> 00:30:00,472 I mean, it's a joke. I can't do this anymore. 632 00:30:01,484 --> 00:30:04,384 Glenn and I set the date... 633 00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:06,387 so you have to play our wedding. 634 00:30:08,490 --> 00:30:10,013 Congratulations. 635 00:30:11,259 --> 00:30:15,354 I... I just can't do it, all right? 636 00:30:16,365 --> 00:30:18,832 Well, I'm having an engagement party in two weeks... 637 00:30:18,866 --> 00:30:21,095 and I really want you and Sammy to come. 638 00:30:30,343 --> 00:30:31,707 # Ohh ohh # 639 00:30:31,745 --> 00:30:33,712 # Hold me now # 640 00:30:34,714 --> 00:30:35,941 # Whoa, oh # 641 00:30:35,981 --> 00:30:38,278 # Warm my heart # 642 00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:42,583 # Stay with me # 643 00:30:42,621 --> 00:30:44,611 Oh, good, you're here. 644 00:30:44,657 --> 00:30:47,124 Robbie's here! Let's move it! 645 00:30:47,158 --> 00:30:48,522 Now, the kids have been fed... 646 00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:50,685 but if they want snacks, there's ice pops in the freezer... 647 00:30:50,728 --> 00:30:52,388 or they can have microwave popcorn. 648 00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:53,157 Good. 649 00:30:53,798 --> 00:30:55,389 Are you going to the engagement party tomorrow night? 650 00:30:55,432 --> 00:30:57,228 Yeah, I'll probably go. 651 00:30:58,568 --> 00:31:00,899 Come on, Andy, move your ass! 652 00:31:00,937 --> 00:31:02,870 Hang on, huh? I'm watching Dallas. 653 00:31:02,906 --> 00:31:05,339 I think J.R. Might be dead or something. They shot him. 654 00:31:05,374 --> 00:31:06,397 Good night. 655 00:31:06,442 --> 00:31:08,432 - Love you. - Love you. 656 00:31:08,477 --> 00:31:10,535 Time to make the donuts. 657 00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:12,739 - I made the donuts. - Dunkin' Donuts. 658 00:31:12,782 --> 00:31:14,612 Hello. 659 00:31:14,649 --> 00:31:16,445 Hey, Uncle Robbie's here. 660 00:31:18,286 --> 00:31:21,049 Hey... ohh, the goofball brothers. 661 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,750 Is it true that you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown? 662 00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:25,087 No. 663 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:26,718 Nervous breakdown, nervous breakdown. 664 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,887 - Who said that? - Everybody's been saying that. 665 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,159 Everybody? You're eight years old. You only know your parents. 666 00:31:32,199 --> 00:31:33,597 What are you talking about? 667 00:31:33,633 --> 00:31:36,362 Is it true that you're gonna end up in a mental institution? 668 00:31:36,402 --> 00:31:38,528 Cuckoo's nest, cuckoo's nest. 669 00:31:38,571 --> 00:31:39,696 No. 670 00:31:39,739 --> 00:31:41,797 Hey, hey, hey, kids. Shh. 671 00:31:41,841 --> 00:31:45,037 Now, remember what we talked about? 672 00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:47,374 All right. 673 00:31:47,412 --> 00:31:49,208 Go over there and watch some television. 674 00:31:49,247 --> 00:31:51,180 Can I speak to you for a second, Rob? 675 00:31:51,216 --> 00:31:52,842 - Everybody... - Yeah. 676 00:31:54,785 --> 00:31:57,719 You know, I've been thinking about what happened to you... 677 00:31:57,755 --> 00:31:59,153 and believe me, it's all for the best. 678 00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:00,213 Yeah. 679 00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:02,884 I mean, I know you were in love and everything, but that wears off. 680 00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:06,361 You see, me and your sister, we used to be wild. 681 00:32:06,396 --> 00:32:08,454 She was very adventurous... 682 00:32:08,498 --> 00:32:13,127 and we got into some crazy shit, but now the thrill is gone. 683 00:32:13,168 --> 00:32:16,432 If we do get a second alone together, we usually go to sleep. 684 00:32:16,472 --> 00:32:18,268 - Yeah? - I mean, if it's a special occasion... 685 00:32:18,307 --> 00:32:21,935 she might, uh, she might do this exotic dance for me. 686 00:32:21,976 --> 00:32:22,964 What? 687 00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:24,738 And sometimes she might, uh... 688 00:32:25,413 --> 00:32:26,902 you know, work with my nipples a little bit. 689 00:32:26,948 --> 00:32:30,576 All right, enough. Go out. I'll take care of the kids. 690 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:31,878 Yeah. 691 00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:34,852 I don't know what I just said, but I said something. 692 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:39,453 # Time # 693 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,024 Women got a thing about marriage. I mean, if you want to stay with them... 694 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:47,827 eventually you're gonna have to marry them. 695 00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,426 That's the point that I'm at. No big deal. 696 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:51,525 There she is. 697 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,934 The girl who finally beat me into submission. 698 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,429 That's right. August 5 is less than 3 months away. 699 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:58,941 We've got a lot of planning to do. 700 00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:01,569 Um, do you think it would be better... 701 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:04,512 if maybe you took over all the arrangements? 702 00:33:04,548 --> 00:33:08,005 Well, I'd like to do it together. 703 00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:09,779 Yeah. 704 00:33:09,819 --> 00:33:12,787 But you like this stuff. It's really not my thing. 705 00:33:14,323 --> 00:33:16,882 I mean, God forbid I screw up the wedding flowers. 706 00:33:16,926 --> 00:33:18,290 How could I live with myself? 707 00:33:18,326 --> 00:33:19,587 Hey, he's gonna be so wasted... 708 00:33:19,628 --> 00:33:21,185 he's not even gonna know flowers are at the wedding. 709 00:33:21,229 --> 00:33:22,718 Oh, yeah. Up high. 710 00:33:22,764 --> 00:33:26,631 Hey, Glenn, I hear you're gonna have your bachelor party... 711 00:33:26,668 --> 00:33:29,363 Friday night before the wedding. Gonna be all right with that? 712 00:33:29,403 --> 00:33:31,836 I mean, you might miss Miami Vice. 713 00:33:31,872 --> 00:33:33,896 Nope. Summer. Reruns. 714 00:33:33,941 --> 00:33:35,373 I'm all set. 715 00:33:35,409 --> 00:33:37,842 Oh, great. 716 00:33:40,747 --> 00:33:42,976 All right, nice house. 717 00:33:43,016 --> 00:33:46,007 I told you this guy was loaded. 718 00:33:46,052 --> 00:33:47,712 Yeah, I know. But in and out, though, man. 719 00:33:47,753 --> 00:33:49,379 I don't want to be here very long. 720 00:33:49,421 --> 00:33:50,751 All right, let me just pick up a chick... 721 00:33:50,789 --> 00:33:52,085 and we'll get out of here. 722 00:33:52,124 --> 00:33:53,852 What do you think of the jacket? 723 00:33:53,892 --> 00:33:57,554 I don't know, man. I would lose that glove. You look nuts. 724 00:33:57,595 --> 00:33:59,721 There's Julia. 725 00:34:01,365 --> 00:34:03,457 Let's go say hello. 726 00:34:04,769 --> 00:34:06,895 Hi, you guys. 727 00:34:06,937 --> 00:34:08,631 I'm so glad you came. 728 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,935 Jason, this is Robbie and Sammy... 729 00:34:10,974 --> 00:34:13,441 and this is my fianc?Glenn. 730 00:34:13,476 --> 00:34:15,705 - Hey, congratulations, Glenn. - Thank you. 731 00:34:15,744 --> 00:34:18,211 Robbie Hart. Oh, man... 732 00:34:18,247 --> 00:34:20,680 I heard what happened to you at your wedding. 733 00:34:20,716 --> 00:34:23,741 That was so cold. You must have felt like shit. 734 00:34:23,786 --> 00:34:26,345 No. It felt really good. 735 00:34:26,387 --> 00:34:28,013 Thanks for bringing it up, man. 736 00:34:28,056 --> 00:34:29,522 You know, my parents died when I was ten. 737 00:34:29,557 --> 00:34:30,921 Would you like to talk about that? 738 00:34:30,959 --> 00:34:33,119 Why would we want to talk about that? 739 00:34:33,161 --> 00:34:34,593 I don't know. 740 00:34:34,628 --> 00:34:36,254 Hey, oh, somebody needs a drink. 741 00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:38,456 Actually, I'm not a big drinker. 742 00:34:38,498 --> 00:34:40,294 Well, I am. How about an Alabama slammer? 743 00:34:40,334 --> 00:34:41,459 Sounds like a plan. 744 00:34:41,501 --> 00:34:43,434 Meet me at the bar. I gotta piss first. 745 00:34:43,470 --> 00:34:45,733 Hey, yeah, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home. 746 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:50,237 Hey, Julia, thanks for inviting us. 747 00:34:50,276 --> 00:34:51,537 I'm just glad you guys came. 748 00:34:51,577 --> 00:34:53,100 I mean, we get to hang out at work so much... 749 00:34:53,145 --> 00:34:55,305 but we don't get to talk 'cause we're always so busy. 750 00:34:55,347 --> 00:34:59,305 Well, we should make time to talk, don't you think? 751 00:35:01,753 --> 00:35:05,017 You know what? The first time this guy saw you... 752 00:35:05,055 --> 00:35:07,318 he told me he was gonna hit on you. 753 00:35:07,358 --> 00:35:09,917 - Really? - That's not true. 754 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,757 Yeah, it is. You told me she was in trouble. 755 00:35:12,795 --> 00:35:15,592 She was gonna get it, and she didn't even know it. 756 00:35:15,705 --> 00:35:17,695 He's teasing. I would never say that. 757 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,333 What? You said you were gonna give it to her. 758 00:35:20,376 --> 00:35:22,343 - Give me what, exactly? - Yeah. 759 00:35:22,377 --> 00:35:23,843 You're a jerk. 760 00:35:23,879 --> 00:35:26,369 What do you mean? You didn't know she was engaged. 761 00:35:26,414 --> 00:35:28,313 So now you're not gonna give it to me? 762 00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:30,010 Very funny. 763 00:35:30,051 --> 00:35:31,517 Say hi to your brother Tito. 764 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:38,357 So, how are you doing? 765 00:35:38,392 --> 00:35:40,825 I'm doing better. I don't know. 766 00:35:40,861 --> 00:35:43,886 How are you and Glenn doing with the wedding plans? 767 00:35:43,930 --> 00:35:46,659 Uh... 768 00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:48,996 Glenn isn't really... 769 00:35:49,035 --> 00:35:50,092 He's... He's very busy right now. 770 00:35:50,136 --> 00:35:51,932 You know, he works on Wall Street... 771 00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:54,233 and you know how that is nowadays. 772 00:35:54,273 --> 00:35:57,241 Wall Street, stocks and stuff? 773 00:35:57,276 --> 00:35:58,765 Yeah. Actually, he's in bonds. 774 00:35:58,810 --> 00:36:01,835 And he barely has time to sleep, let alone plan a wedding... 775 00:36:01,879 --> 00:36:03,539 so I'm kind of doing this on my own. 776 00:36:03,581 --> 00:36:06,640 But I went to Marshall's for the floral centerpieces. 777 00:36:06,684 --> 00:36:09,151 You went to Marshall's? Man, you should go to Tony's. 778 00:36:09,187 --> 00:36:11,848 They're cheaper, you know, and they've got a great selection. 779 00:36:11,888 --> 00:36:14,913 All right. Well, thank you for the tip. 780 00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:17,221 You know, it's a shame you won't be doing weddings anymore. 781 00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:18,624 We won't get to hang out as much. 782 00:36:18,662 --> 00:36:21,027 Nah, we'll get to hang out. 783 00:36:21,063 --> 00:36:22,654 There's other things to do at the reception hall... 784 00:36:22,698 --> 00:36:24,426 besides weddings, right? 785 00:36:26,302 --> 00:36:28,735 # Oy, oy, bar mitzvah # 786 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,896 # Mazel tov # 787 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,442 # Oy, oy, bar mitzvah # 788 00:36:38,478 --> 00:36:40,411 # Mazel tov # 789 00:36:40,447 --> 00:36:44,712 # Oy, oy, bar mitzvah # 790 00:36:44,751 --> 00:36:48,914 # Mazel tov # 791 00:36:48,955 --> 00:36:50,615 # Ya ya ya # 792 00:36:50,656 --> 00:36:51,644 # L'chaim! # 793 00:36:51,691 --> 00:36:54,989 OK, let's keep the fun rolling. Take it away, George. 794 00:36:59,564 --> 00:37:01,258 - Yeah! - Who's this? 795 00:37:08,072 --> 00:37:11,302 # Do you really want to hurt me? # 796 00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:15,140 You seem kind of sad. 797 00:37:15,179 --> 00:37:17,646 Why don't you get out there and dance, buddy? 798 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,408 I asked that girl over there. 799 00:37:19,449 --> 00:37:21,040 She turned me down. 800 00:37:21,084 --> 00:37:24,018 She said she didn't dance with losers. 801 00:37:24,053 --> 00:37:26,748 Oh, man. That hurts. 802 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:29,654 But, you know, why would you want to dance with somebody... 803 00:37:29,691 --> 00:37:32,352 who doesn't want to dance with you? Right? 804 00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:35,459 Listen, don't worry. 805 00:37:35,497 --> 00:37:38,090 You're gonna meet a girl who treats you right someday. 806 00:37:38,132 --> 00:37:39,462 I promise you. OK, buddy? 807 00:37:41,002 --> 00:37:43,128 How you guys doing? All right? 808 00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:45,296 Fellas, I want you to meet a friend of mine... 809 00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,134 by the name of Julia Sullivan. 810 00:37:47,173 --> 00:37:50,938 Hiya, Julia. Could you come out here for a second? 811 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:54,575 - Say hi to Julia, everybody. - Hello. 812 00:37:54,613 --> 00:37:59,049 Now, who of you out there would like to dance with this fine-Iooking woman? 813 00:37:59,084 --> 00:38:00,675 - Oh, me! Me! - Yeah! 814 00:38:02,588 --> 00:38:05,613 I'd like to do more than dance with her. 815 00:38:06,991 --> 00:38:08,685 Wow, Julia. 816 00:38:08,726 --> 00:38:10,750 Sounds to me like you got your pick... 817 00:38:10,795 --> 00:38:12,785 of any man in this room to dance with... 818 00:38:12,830 --> 00:38:15,855 so I want you to take your time... 819 00:38:15,899 --> 00:38:19,664 and find amongst all these young studs here tonight... 820 00:38:19,703 --> 00:38:22,899 the coolest, most un-Iosery guy in the bunch. 821 00:38:22,939 --> 00:38:24,530 OK. 822 00:38:24,573 --> 00:38:25,971 Pick me, pick me. 823 00:38:26,008 --> 00:38:27,338 Feel my love, baby. 824 00:38:28,344 --> 00:38:30,106 Please pick me. Please, Julia. 825 00:38:30,146 --> 00:38:31,874 Oh, please. 826 00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:42,549 May I have this dance? 827 00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:46,454 Ahhh! 828 00:38:47,728 --> 00:38:49,786 OK, pal, have fun. 829 00:38:57,136 --> 00:39:00,696 # I can only give you love # 830 00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:02,866 # That lasts forever # 831 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:06,570 # And a promise to be near # 832 00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:09,841 # Each time you call # 833 00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:14,112 # And the only heart I own # 834 00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:17,142 # For you and you alone # 835 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,620 # That's all # 836 00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:19,917 Ohh! 837 00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:21,082 # That's all # 838 00:39:21,124 --> 00:39:22,215 Uh-oh. 839 00:39:22,258 --> 00:39:26,159 # All I have are these arms # 840 00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:27,924 # To enfold you # 841 00:39:27,964 --> 00:39:29,726 Just go with it. 842 00:39:29,766 --> 00:39:35,135 # And a love time can never destroy # 843 00:39:35,170 --> 00:39:37,034 Take it, George. 844 00:40:09,934 --> 00:40:10,922 Come here, big red. 845 00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:18,274 # If you're wondering what I'm asking # 846 00:40:18,308 --> 00:40:21,242 # In return, dear # 847 00:40:21,278 --> 00:40:23,006 # You'll be glad to know # 848 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:28,381 # That my demands are small # 849 00:40:28,418 --> 00:40:32,979 # Say it's me that you'll adore # 850 00:40:33,022 --> 00:40:35,353 # For now and ever more # 851 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,517 # That's all # 852 00:40:37,559 --> 00:40:42,996 # That's all # 853 00:40:43,031 --> 00:40:45,658 To the new lord of the ladies! 854 00:40:46,867 --> 00:40:49,232 You're a lovely dancer. 855 00:40:55,709 --> 00:40:58,176 - Are you gonna tell Glenn? - About what? 856 00:40:58,211 --> 00:41:01,043 About you and that kid, and him squeezing your tush. 857 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,515 Well, he did have very strong hands for a thirteen-year-old. 858 00:41:04,551 --> 00:41:05,710 I could see that. 859 00:41:05,751 --> 00:41:07,445 Hey, listen, by the way... 860 00:41:07,486 --> 00:41:09,248 thank you for recommending Tony the florist. 861 00:41:09,288 --> 00:41:11,551 Not only were his flowers beautiful, but he didn't overcharge me. 862 00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:13,489 Good. I'm glad. 863 00:41:13,525 --> 00:41:17,016 And a new girl in town could certainly use that kind of help on everything. 864 00:41:17,061 --> 00:41:19,221 You got Holly and your mother, right? 865 00:41:19,263 --> 00:41:22,459 Well, my mother lives fifty miles away... 866 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,262 and Holly's not into that kind of thing... 867 00:41:24,302 --> 00:41:26,462 so that really only leaves one person. 868 00:41:26,503 --> 00:41:28,026 George? 869 00:41:31,441 --> 00:41:32,464 No. 870 00:41:32,509 --> 00:41:36,501 I would, but, you know, I just... I can't. 871 00:41:36,545 --> 00:41:38,239 I understand. 872 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,577 I just don't know how to go about this. 873 00:41:40,616 --> 00:41:44,244 I'm afraid I'm gonna pay $500 for a half-eaten wedding cake. 874 00:41:44,285 --> 00:41:48,015 I really gotta concentrate on getting some more gigs. 875 00:41:48,056 --> 00:41:50,717 I mean, there's only four Jewish families in this town. 876 00:41:56,463 --> 00:41:58,089 Oh, all right. 877 00:41:58,131 --> 00:41:59,597 Yay. 878 00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:00,997 # It's all I can do... # 879 00:42:01,034 --> 00:42:04,662 I have never done it for that cheap. 880 00:42:04,704 --> 00:42:08,070 Hey, I know for a fact you gave Eric Lamensoft that price. 881 00:42:08,107 --> 00:42:10,336 I did not. 882 00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:12,536 Faye, look at me. 883 00:42:12,577 --> 00:42:15,238 Look me in the eyes. I'm right here, Faye. 884 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,337 Don't look away. 885 00:42:16,381 --> 00:42:18,871 Tell me, did you give him that price or not? 886 00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:21,111 Mmm. 887 00:42:21,152 --> 00:42:22,175 Mmm. 888 00:42:22,219 --> 00:42:25,881 OK. Just that one time. OK, so you got me. 889 00:42:25,923 --> 00:42:28,288 Hey, you know, can I say something? 890 00:42:28,325 --> 00:42:31,885 I deal with a lot of people, but you two look truly happy. 891 00:42:31,928 --> 00:42:34,828 You're gonna make it. I know. Believe me. 892 00:42:34,864 --> 00:42:35,852 How do you know? 893 00:42:35,899 --> 00:42:38,332 Well, you know, you can just look at a couple... 894 00:42:38,368 --> 00:42:40,198 and you can tell right away... 895 00:42:40,236 --> 00:42:42,829 that they're gonna stay together forever. 896 00:42:42,871 --> 00:42:45,805 Like, uh, Donald and Ivana... 897 00:42:45,841 --> 00:42:48,434 and Woody and Mia... 898 00:42:48,477 --> 00:42:51,877 and Burt and Loni. 899 00:42:51,913 --> 00:42:53,470 Oh, well, we're not getting married. 900 00:42:53,514 --> 00:42:56,505 That's right. Actually, we're brother and sister. 901 00:42:56,551 --> 00:42:57,608 Oh, so that's it. 902 00:42:57,652 --> 00:43:00,119 Oh, 'cause I could sense a closeness. 903 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:01,579 You know, the weird thing is... 904 00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:03,281 when we were growing up, we didn't get along... 905 00:43:03,323 --> 00:43:04,983 'cause I used to do this to her a lot. 906 00:43:05,025 --> 00:43:06,651 Ow! 907 00:43:06,693 --> 00:43:09,627 Aah! 908 00:43:10,663 --> 00:43:12,960 We're gonna go now. Come here, sis. 909 00:43:12,998 --> 00:43:15,363 Hey, your ass is grass. 910 00:43:15,401 --> 00:43:17,459 I'm telling Mom when we get home. 911 00:43:21,105 --> 00:43:22,093 Whoo! 912 00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:23,936 # Yes, it's ladies' night # 913 00:43:23,975 --> 00:43:26,067 # And the feeling's right # 914 00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:27,838 # Oh, yes, it's ladies' night # 915 00:43:27,879 --> 00:43:30,438 # Oh, what a, oh, what a night # 916 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,140 # Yes, it's ladies' night # 917 00:43:32,182 --> 00:43:33,842 # And the feeling's right # 918 00:43:33,884 --> 00:43:36,750 Man, I've never seen it from this perspective before. 919 00:43:36,787 --> 00:43:38,219 Is this what I look like? 920 00:43:38,254 --> 00:43:40,881 No, no. No, you're much better than him. 921 00:43:40,923 --> 00:43:42,651 He's ridiculous. 922 00:43:42,692 --> 00:43:44,454 # One, hoo # 923 00:43:44,493 --> 00:43:47,518 # Hoo, hoo, hoo # 924 00:43:47,562 --> 00:43:49,893 # Romantic lady # 925 00:43:51,399 --> 00:43:54,265 # Single baby # 926 00:43:54,302 --> 00:43:59,261 # Mmm, sophisticated mama # 927 00:43:59,306 --> 00:44:03,969 # Come on, you disco lady # 928 00:44:04,011 --> 00:44:05,272 # Send me a line, mama # 929 00:44:05,312 --> 00:44:06,972 # Yes, it's ladies' night # 930 00:44:07,013 --> 00:44:09,378 # Oh, what a night # 931 00:44:09,415 --> 00:44:11,177 # Chaka Khan # 932 00:44:11,217 --> 00:44:13,309 Thank you. This is Jimmy Moore... 933 00:44:13,353 --> 00:44:15,912 saying that ain't no sock in my crotch. 934 00:44:15,955 --> 00:44:17,444 OK, take four, everybody. 935 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,347 Jimmy, that was really good, man. Thank you. 936 00:44:20,392 --> 00:44:22,882 - Hey, no. Thank you. - For what? 937 00:44:22,928 --> 00:44:24,690 For quitting. 938 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:28,495 Or... should I thank Linda? 939 00:44:28,532 --> 00:44:31,261 My business has tripled. 940 00:44:32,536 --> 00:44:37,268 Well, you've just inspired me to hire a DJ. 941 00:44:37,307 --> 00:44:38,967 So thank you. 942 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:40,270 Oh. 943 00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:43,801 Well, good luck finding a DJ... 944 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:47,111 who can move and shake like this. 945 00:44:51,854 --> 00:44:55,584 How did you become a wedding singer? 946 00:44:55,623 --> 00:44:59,388 I think I got into it to make some money... 947 00:44:59,427 --> 00:45:01,257 until my music career took off. 948 00:45:01,295 --> 00:45:03,489 And you want to be a rock star? 949 00:45:03,531 --> 00:45:07,694 I kind of just wanted to be a songwriter, you know? 950 00:45:07,734 --> 00:45:10,224 I think that's the hardest thing, to write a song. 951 00:45:10,270 --> 00:45:13,363 A song that... you know, when people hear it... 952 00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:17,102 they go, "Ohh, I know what that guy was feeling when he wrote that." 953 00:45:17,143 --> 00:45:18,268 Have you written anything lately? 954 00:45:18,310 --> 00:45:20,504 Yeah, I guess. 955 00:45:20,546 --> 00:45:22,103 Will you play it for me? 956 00:45:22,148 --> 00:45:24,012 You don't want to hear it. It's not good. 957 00:45:24,049 --> 00:45:25,606 No, I'm sure it is. 958 00:45:25,650 --> 00:45:29,210 It's just... I wrote half of it when I was with Linda... 959 00:45:29,254 --> 00:45:32,051 and I wrote the other half after we broke up... 960 00:45:32,090 --> 00:45:34,057 so it's a little uneven, you know? 961 00:45:34,091 --> 00:45:35,648 I don't mind. 962 00:45:35,693 --> 00:45:37,182 I'd like to hear it. 963 00:45:37,227 --> 00:45:39,854 Yeah, all right. 964 00:45:39,897 --> 00:45:41,761 Yay. 965 00:45:46,235 --> 00:45:50,102 OK, I just want to warn you that, uh, when I wrote this song... 966 00:45:50,139 --> 00:45:53,039 I was listening to The Cure a lot, so... 967 00:45:53,075 --> 00:45:54,598 OK. 968 00:45:54,643 --> 00:45:55,802 Here we go. 969 00:45:57,412 --> 00:46:00,471 # You don't know # 970 00:46:00,515 --> 00:46:02,414 # How much # 971 00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:04,917 # I need you # 972 00:46:04,952 --> 00:46:09,650 # While you're near me # 973 00:46:09,690 --> 00:46:12,749 # I don't feel blue # 974 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:17,160 # And when we kiss # 975 00:46:17,197 --> 00:46:21,565 # I know you need me, too # 976 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:25,865 # I can't believe I found a love # 977 00:46:25,904 --> 00:46:30,169 # That's so pure and true # 978 00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:33,802 # But it all was bullshit # 979 00:46:33,845 --> 00:46:38,304 # It was a goddamn joke # 980 00:46:38,349 --> 00:46:42,751 # And when I think of you, Linda # 981 00:46:42,786 --> 00:46:46,846 # I hope you fuckin' choke # 982 00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:50,985 # I hope you're glad # 983 00:46:51,026 --> 00:46:53,926 # With what you've done to me # 984 00:46:54,997 --> 00:46:56,827 # I lay in bed # 985 00:46:56,866 --> 00:46:58,992 # All day long # 986 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:02,195 # Feeling melancholy # 987 00:47:02,237 --> 00:47:05,103 # You left me here # 988 00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:07,073 # All alone # 989 00:47:07,108 --> 00:47:10,941 # Tears running constantly # 990 00:47:10,978 --> 00:47:15,380 # Oh, somebody kill me, please # 991 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:19,350 # Somebody kill me, please # 992 00:47:19,385 --> 00:47:21,249 # I'm on my knees # 993 00:47:21,287 --> 00:47:23,447 # Pretty, pretty please # 994 00:47:23,489 --> 00:47:26,480 # Kill me # 995 00:47:26,526 --> 00:47:30,120 # I want to die # 996 00:47:30,162 --> 00:47:37,795 # Put a bullet in my head # 997 00:47:39,203 --> 00:47:40,897 I liked it. 998 00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:45,499 He's losing his mind. 999 00:47:47,076 --> 00:47:49,771 And I'm reaping all the benefits. 1000 00:48:00,722 --> 00:48:03,189 Thank you for the ice cream. It always cheers me up some. 1001 00:48:03,225 --> 00:48:04,987 It's my pleasure. 1002 00:48:05,026 --> 00:48:07,357 I feel weird being in this place. 1003 00:48:07,395 --> 00:48:09,419 You know, Linda and I used to come here all the time. 1004 00:48:09,463 --> 00:48:11,054 We used to get chocolate shakes. 1005 00:48:11,098 --> 00:48:13,258 May I ask what happened with Linda? 1006 00:48:13,301 --> 00:48:18,328 She wasn't the right one, I guess. 1007 00:48:18,371 --> 00:48:21,464 Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one... 1008 00:48:21,508 --> 00:48:22,701 when you were together? 1009 00:48:22,742 --> 00:48:25,539 I should have. 1010 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:30,380 Uhh, I remember we went to the Grand Canyon one time. 1011 00:48:30,489 --> 00:48:32,649 We were flying there, and I'd never been there before... 1012 00:48:32,691 --> 00:48:33,850 and Linda had... 1013 00:48:33,891 --> 00:48:37,519 so you would think that she would give me the window seat... 1014 00:48:37,562 --> 00:48:40,189 but she didn't. 1015 00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:43,165 Not that that's a big deal, you know? 1016 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,565 But just... there were a lot of little things like that. 1017 00:48:45,602 --> 00:48:48,195 - I know that sounds stupid. - Not at all. 1018 00:48:48,238 --> 00:48:50,171 I think it's the little things that count. 1019 00:48:50,207 --> 00:48:52,697 How did you know that Glenn was the right one? 1020 00:48:56,011 --> 00:48:57,705 The right one. 1021 00:48:57,746 --> 00:49:00,612 I always just envisioned the right one... 1022 00:49:00,649 --> 00:49:03,708 being someone I could see myself growing old with. 1023 00:49:03,751 --> 00:49:06,275 Yeah. 1024 00:49:06,321 --> 00:49:11,485 And Glenn will be a really good-Iooking older man... 1025 00:49:11,526 --> 00:49:13,117 like Blake Carrington. 1026 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,218 I'm gonna probably look like Buddy Hackett. 1027 00:49:15,262 --> 00:49:15,920 Ha ha ha ha! 1028 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,526 # What I want, you've got # 1029 00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:25,035 # But it might be hard to handle # 1030 00:49:25,071 --> 00:49:27,834 # Like the flame that burns the candle # 1031 00:49:27,874 --> 00:49:31,309 # The candle feeds the flame # 1032 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:34,175 # Yeah, yeah, what I got, full stock # 1033 00:49:34,212 --> 00:49:37,112 # Of thoughts and dreams that scatter # 1034 00:49:37,149 --> 00:49:39,241 # And you pull them all together # 1035 00:49:39,284 --> 00:49:42,047 # And how I can't explain # 1036 00:49:42,086 --> 00:49:43,677 # Oh, yeah # 1037 00:49:43,721 --> 00:49:45,210 # Well, well, you # 1038 00:49:47,591 --> 00:49:50,889 # You make my dreams come true # 1039 00:49:54,731 --> 00:49:56,960 # Well, well, well, you # 1040 00:49:58,134 --> 00:49:59,225 # Oh, yeah # 1041 00:49:59,269 --> 00:50:02,362 # You make my dreams come true # 1042 00:50:04,072 --> 00:50:05,368 # Oh, yeah # 1043 00:50:06,542 --> 00:50:08,771 # On a night when bad dreams # 1044 00:50:08,810 --> 00:50:10,401 # Become a Screamer # 1045 00:50:10,444 --> 00:50:14,209 # When they're messin' with a dreamer # 1046 00:50:14,248 --> 00:50:17,774 # I can laugh it in the face # 1047 00:50:17,818 --> 00:50:20,251 # Twist and shout my way out # 1048 00:50:20,287 --> 00:50:22,584 # And wrap yourself around me # 1049 00:50:22,622 --> 00:50:25,317 Of course I'm gonna hire him. Not only is he your best friend... 1050 00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:27,018 but he's the only limo driver in town. 1051 00:50:29,061 --> 00:50:31,858 Yeah. I just like having fun with him. 1052 00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:35,489 OK. 1053 00:50:35,534 --> 00:50:39,025 Wow. Look at him go. 1054 00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:41,761 # Listen to this # 1055 00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:43,432 Better move it, man. 1056 00:50:45,043 --> 00:50:46,236 You're not gonna make it. 1057 00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:57,014 You hit two cones. Those could have been people. 1058 00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:58,713 Those could have been guests at her wedding. 1059 00:51:00,823 --> 00:51:02,483 They were cones. 1060 00:51:04,994 --> 00:51:08,690 # Every day, every day, every day # 1061 00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:11,425 # Every day I write the book # 1062 00:51:14,369 --> 00:51:16,928 # Chapter one # 1063 00:51:16,971 --> 00:51:19,268 That was fun today. Wasn't that fun? 1064 00:51:19,306 --> 00:51:21,136 That was fun. 1065 00:51:21,175 --> 00:51:22,971 I got the job, right? 1066 00:51:23,010 --> 00:51:26,172 Yeah, you did. It's August 5, a week from today. 1067 00:51:26,646 --> 00:51:28,636 Cool. Hey, someone left a jacket in the back. 1068 00:51:28,781 --> 00:51:31,214 That's Julia's jacket. 1069 00:51:31,251 --> 00:51:34,083 Remember? She took it off on Noxon street. 1070 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,848 She said it's not jacket weather anymore. 1071 00:51:35,887 --> 00:51:37,877 Uh-oh. 1072 00:51:37,923 --> 00:51:38,946 What? 1073 00:51:38,991 --> 00:51:41,322 - You like her. - No, I don't. 1074 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,919 Of course you do. She's a cool chick with a hot ass. 1075 00:51:43,962 --> 00:51:46,327 How's this? You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck. 1076 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:49,423 Anyway, she told me she likes you. 1077 00:51:49,467 --> 00:51:52,663 Really? She said that? 1078 00:51:52,703 --> 00:51:54,135 No. 1079 00:51:55,405 --> 00:51:56,632 I mean, think about it. 1080 00:51:56,673 --> 00:51:58,970 It's gonna be your first kiss as a married couple. 1081 00:51:59,009 --> 00:52:01,169 It's perfectly acceptable to open your mouth. 1082 00:52:01,211 --> 00:52:04,077 I just would not want to do that in a church... 1083 00:52:04,113 --> 00:52:06,342 in front of God and all of our relatives. 1084 00:52:06,382 --> 00:52:09,817 I mean, it would gross them out to see me like... 1085 00:52:09,852 --> 00:52:13,446 No one will ever solve that. 1086 00:52:15,923 --> 00:52:17,890 Hi. 1087 00:52:17,925 --> 00:52:19,983 You forgot your jacket in the limo. 1088 00:52:20,028 --> 00:52:22,154 Thank you for bringing it back. That's so nice of you. 1089 00:52:22,196 --> 00:52:23,924 Yeah, it was. 1090 00:52:23,964 --> 00:52:26,932 OK, I'll see you later, all right? Have fun today. 1091 00:52:26,967 --> 00:52:27,990 Hey, wait. Wait a second. 1092 00:52:28,035 --> 00:52:29,899 Maybe... 1093 00:52:29,936 --> 00:52:31,869 maybe he can help us. 1094 00:52:31,905 --> 00:52:33,201 You're the expert on this. 1095 00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,206 We were just having a debate about wedding kisses. 1096 00:52:35,241 --> 00:52:38,869 I say that it's OK for it to be an open-mouth kiss. 1097 00:52:38,911 --> 00:52:41,071 And I say that it's the type of occasion... 1098 00:52:41,113 --> 00:52:43,137 where people dress up, so it's not appropriate. 1099 00:52:43,181 --> 00:52:45,239 - I see. - What do you want to do? 1100 00:52:45,283 --> 00:52:48,649 I mean, thin, tight mouth, and it's over? 1101 00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:51,917 No. Thin, partially opened... 1102 00:52:51,955 --> 00:52:53,182 no tongues, over. 1103 00:52:53,223 --> 00:52:55,053 No tongue? Please. 1104 00:52:55,092 --> 00:52:57,321 God, there has got to be a little tongue. 1105 00:52:57,361 --> 00:52:59,260 Well, maybe a little tongue. 1106 00:52:59,296 --> 00:53:01,786 Not porno tongue. Church tongue. 1107 00:53:01,831 --> 00:53:03,627 Church tongue. I like that. 1108 00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:05,360 Church tongue? What... What is that? 1109 00:53:05,401 --> 00:53:08,198 I don't know how to describe it. 1110 00:53:08,237 --> 00:53:10,136 Well, show me. 1111 00:53:13,342 --> 00:53:14,808 Not on me. 1112 00:53:14,843 --> 00:53:17,072 Hey, how about on him? 1113 00:53:17,112 --> 00:53:18,703 You don't mind, do you? 1114 00:53:18,747 --> 00:53:20,839 - I, uh... - Come on, just hold still. 1115 00:53:20,881 --> 00:53:22,313 Julia, go ahead. 1116 00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:29,979 Come on. We're all adults here. 1117 00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:35,817 I'm gonna have to see it... 1118 00:53:35,862 --> 00:53:37,556 if I'm gonna make an educated decision. 1119 00:53:39,765 --> 00:53:42,392 Well, if it's for educational purposes. 1120 00:53:42,434 --> 00:53:43,900 Good. OK. 1121 00:53:43,936 --> 00:53:45,095 All right, you ready? 1122 00:53:45,137 --> 00:53:48,105 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1123 00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:50,437 You may kiss the bride. 1124 00:54:17,799 --> 00:54:19,026 Wow. 1125 00:54:19,067 --> 00:54:20,761 That... 1126 00:54:20,802 --> 00:54:22,632 was... great. 1127 00:54:22,670 --> 00:54:25,900 Julia, you should do that at the wedding. 1128 00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:28,931 I gave her the jacket. 1129 00:54:29,943 --> 00:54:31,534 Hey, Jules. Hey, Holly. 1130 00:54:31,578 --> 00:54:32,703 - Hi. - Hey. 1131 00:54:32,746 --> 00:54:34,007 Hey. 1132 00:54:34,047 --> 00:54:36,810 I kissed her, but it didn't mean anything. 1133 00:54:36,849 --> 00:54:39,373 I just brought her the jacket. 1134 00:54:40,553 --> 00:54:41,780 Kissed who? 1135 00:54:43,289 --> 00:54:44,653 Oh, me. 1136 00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:46,384 Who hasn't? 1137 00:54:48,593 --> 00:54:53,029 I got you something. It's called a CD player. 1138 00:54:53,064 --> 00:54:54,655 It cost me, like, 700 bucks... 1139 00:54:54,699 --> 00:54:57,428 but the sound quality is outstanding. 1140 00:54:57,468 --> 00:54:59,298 You want to play a record? 1141 00:54:59,336 --> 00:55:02,827 No, Jules, it doesn't play records. It plays CDs. 1142 00:55:02,873 --> 00:55:04,999 It's a CD player. 1143 00:55:05,041 --> 00:55:06,405 I'll be upstairs hooking it up. 1144 00:55:06,443 --> 00:55:12,074 Julia! Oh, my God, Robbie is so amazingly cute. 1145 00:55:12,115 --> 00:55:14,605 I think I should go out with him. 1146 00:55:18,687 --> 00:55:20,176 Yeah, I mean, why not? 1147 00:55:20,222 --> 00:55:23,281 You're single, and he's single. It makes sense. 1148 00:55:23,325 --> 00:55:27,192 Well, hey, if you don't want me to, I won't do it. 1149 00:55:27,228 --> 00:55:30,321 Why would I not want you to? 1150 00:55:30,364 --> 00:55:32,422 Good, then I'm going out with him. 1151 00:55:32,467 --> 00:55:34,366 Who you going out with? 1152 00:55:34,401 --> 00:55:35,867 Robbie. 1153 00:55:35,902 --> 00:55:38,165 Good. That guy needs to get laid. 1154 00:55:38,205 --> 00:55:40,729 Excuse me. Just because he's going out with me... 1155 00:55:40,774 --> 00:55:42,263 doesn't mean he's gonna get laid. 1156 00:55:45,044 --> 00:55:47,136 All right, he probably will. 1157 00:55:47,179 --> 00:55:48,668 I mean, do you think he'll go out with me? 1158 00:55:48,714 --> 00:55:50,943 Yeah. Jules is chums with him. 1159 00:55:50,983 --> 00:55:52,449 She'll fix it up, won't you, Jules? 1160 00:55:52,484 --> 00:55:53,780 Hey, you guys, you know what would be fun? 1161 00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:56,012 Let's... Let's all go on a double date. 1162 00:55:56,054 --> 00:55:57,179 OK. 1163 00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:09,377 You sure you know what you're doing up there? 1164 00:56:09,416 --> 00:56:12,179 Don't worry. You've got to stay in shape... 1165 00:56:12,218 --> 00:56:14,082 so other men will look at you. 1166 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,247 That way your husband knows you're still attractive. 1167 00:56:17,289 --> 00:56:20,018 Yeah, well, just don't drop a dumbbell on your head. 1168 00:56:20,059 --> 00:56:21,218 Mm. Ha ha. 1169 00:56:21,259 --> 00:56:25,592 So, you still haven't been dating anyone new, have you? 1170 00:56:26,164 --> 00:56:27,858 No, not yet. 1171 00:56:29,234 --> 00:56:31,827 Is it your confidence? 1172 00:56:31,869 --> 00:56:34,666 Are you nervous about your penis? 1173 00:56:34,705 --> 00:56:37,002 Huh? What? 1174 00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:40,271 Well, are you nervous about showing a new girl your penis? 1175 00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:42,970 You were comfortable showing it to Linda... 1176 00:56:43,012 --> 00:56:46,503 but now you might have to show your penis to someone new. 1177 00:56:46,549 --> 00:56:49,847 What's the matter with you? Don't... Don't talk about that. 1178 00:56:49,885 --> 00:56:54,412 You know, I was at your bris when you were a baby... 1179 00:56:54,456 --> 00:56:56,082 and I saw it. 1180 00:56:56,124 --> 00:56:59,854 It wasn't huge, but it had some size. 1181 00:57:00,394 --> 00:57:02,190 So don't worry about it. 1182 00:57:02,229 --> 00:57:04,093 I'm not worried about it. Next subject, quick. 1183 00:57:04,131 --> 00:57:07,122 - It had good shape. - What's the matter with you? 1184 00:57:07,168 --> 00:57:09,362 And when they cut the extra skin off... 1185 00:57:09,402 --> 00:57:11,892 the penis itself was very clean. 1186 00:57:11,938 --> 00:57:15,065 Well, that's great. Jeez. 1187 00:57:15,108 --> 00:57:17,598 I'm going to ask a girl out when I'm ready, Rosie. 1188 00:57:17,644 --> 00:57:21,044 Oh, well, let me help you practice until you are. 1189 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,412 Now, I'll be a young girl, and you be Robbie. 1190 00:57:24,450 --> 00:57:26,076 So, ask me out. 1191 00:57:26,118 --> 00:57:27,914 I don't want to do this. 1192 00:57:27,952 --> 00:57:29,543 Hello, sir. 1193 00:57:29,587 --> 00:57:31,178 Hello. 1194 00:57:31,222 --> 00:57:34,019 Is there something you want to ask me? 1195 00:57:34,058 --> 00:57:37,993 OK. Would you like to go to dinner with me sometime? 1196 00:57:38,028 --> 00:57:40,427 No. Your penis is too small. 1197 00:57:42,499 --> 00:57:45,956 Ha ha ha! I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1198 00:57:46,002 --> 00:57:48,196 As I said, it had some size. 1199 00:57:48,237 --> 00:57:49,328 OK. 1200 00:57:49,371 --> 00:57:51,565 Oh, Robbie. 1201 00:57:51,607 --> 00:57:53,540 You'll know when you meet the right girl... 1202 00:57:53,576 --> 00:57:56,442 because it's not how you feel about her... 1203 00:57:56,478 --> 00:58:00,937 it's how she makes you feel about yourself. 1204 00:58:03,418 --> 00:58:05,351 That makes a lot of sense. 1205 00:58:05,386 --> 00:58:07,580 All that other stuff was ridiculous... 1206 00:58:07,621 --> 00:58:09,053 but that made a lot of sense. 1207 00:58:10,591 --> 00:58:14,890 Ah, well, look who we have here. The precious angel. 1208 00:58:14,928 --> 00:58:17,361 Hi, Rosie. 1209 00:58:17,396 --> 00:58:19,192 How are the lessons going? 1210 00:58:19,232 --> 00:58:21,756 Well, I think I'm starting to get the hang of it. 1211 00:58:21,801 --> 00:58:25,167 Yeah, she's starting to scare less and less people when she sings. 1212 00:58:25,203 --> 00:58:28,137 Oh, Robbie, you're so funny. 1213 00:58:28,173 --> 00:58:30,037 You two talk. 1214 00:58:30,075 --> 00:58:33,168 I'm going to do some more military presses. 1215 00:58:33,211 --> 00:58:36,407 OK. Everything all right? 1216 00:58:36,447 --> 00:58:38,311 Yeah. Actually, um... 1217 00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:40,179 I came by to ask you something though. 1218 00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:41,444 Yeah? What's up? 1219 00:58:41,485 --> 00:58:42,678 Um... 1220 00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:49,015 Would you like to go out on a date with Holly? 1221 00:58:51,494 --> 00:58:55,293 Oh, yeah? You want me to go out on a date with Holly? 1222 00:58:55,330 --> 00:58:57,524 Yeah. 1223 00:58:57,566 --> 00:59:01,001 It'll be a double date. Glenn and I are going to go, too. 1224 00:59:01,036 --> 00:59:02,730 Oh, yeah? 1225 00:59:04,005 --> 00:59:05,801 Oh, yeah, Holly's nice. 1226 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,466 Yeah. 1227 00:59:08,676 --> 00:59:12,475 And she's single, and you're single. 1228 00:59:13,613 --> 00:59:14,840 Yeah. 1229 00:59:16,449 --> 00:59:18,712 Come on, it'll be fun. 1230 00:59:18,752 --> 00:59:21,686 Yeah, that sounds like fun. 1231 00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:31,922 # How does it feel # 1232 00:59:31,963 --> 00:59:35,625 # To treat me like you do? # 1233 00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:38,863 # You place your hands upon me # 1234 00:59:38,903 --> 00:59:42,269 # And told me who you are # 1235 00:59:42,873 --> 00:59:46,364 # I thought I was mistaken # 1236 00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:49,071 # I thought I heard your words... # 1237 00:59:49,813 --> 00:59:52,303 Robbie, you look so cute tonight. 1238 00:59:52,348 --> 00:59:54,747 Thank you. 1239 00:59:54,784 --> 00:59:57,616 I like these rubber bracelets. You look like Madonna. 1240 00:59:57,653 --> 00:59:59,950 Yeah, well, that's the idea. 1241 01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:06,790 Here you go. 1242 01:00:06,828 --> 01:00:09,523 So, Robbie, how's your business going? 1243 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:13,158 I'm actually working on a game plan right now. 1244 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,292 You should look into the bond market. 1245 01:00:15,336 --> 01:00:16,495 That's where the money is. 1246 01:00:16,537 --> 01:00:17,594 Glenn's in junk bonds. 1247 01:00:17,638 --> 01:00:20,663 No, Jules, it's high-yield bonds. 1248 01:00:20,707 --> 01:00:22,833 Do I tell people you're in junk waitressing? 1249 01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:24,842 Uhh. 1250 01:00:24,877 --> 01:00:28,141 My grandmother gave me a savings bond when I was a kid. 1251 01:00:28,181 --> 01:00:33,311 I get $25 in 1993, so that'll be good. 1252 01:00:33,352 --> 01:00:34,613 Whoa. 1253 01:00:35,287 --> 01:00:38,153 So we totally look like a couple. 1254 01:00:38,190 --> 01:00:39,850 I mean, don't you think we look great together? 1255 01:00:39,890 --> 01:00:41,083 Yeah. 1256 01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:44,719 David Bowie playing. He's the best. 1257 01:00:44,762 --> 01:00:46,422 You know, I think he's coming to town in September. 1258 01:00:46,464 --> 01:00:49,159 I love David Bowie. 1259 01:00:49,199 --> 01:00:52,429 # When I get excited # 1260 01:00:52,469 --> 01:00:55,562 # My little China girl # 1261 01:00:55,605 --> 01:00:56,730 # She says # 1262 01:00:56,773 --> 01:01:00,936 # Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth # 1263 01:01:00,976 --> 01:01:03,603 Shut your mouth. All right. 1264 01:01:03,646 --> 01:01:05,442 We all know the words. 1265 01:01:05,481 --> 01:01:08,415 God, I love David Bowie. He is so sexy. 1266 01:01:08,449 --> 01:01:10,939 You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy. 1267 01:01:10,985 --> 01:01:13,544 That guy is funny. 1268 01:01:13,588 --> 01:01:16,215 You know who else I think is sexy? 1269 01:01:16,257 --> 01:01:19,123 Robbie Hart. 1270 01:01:20,727 --> 01:01:22,284 Mmm, that's good. Thank you very much. 1271 01:01:22,329 --> 01:01:23,590 I gotta go to the bathroom. 1272 01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:27,565 Excuse us, guys. We'll be right back. It's OK. 1273 01:01:29,502 --> 01:01:31,526 She'll feel better once she yaks. 1274 01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:34,094 I hope so. 1275 01:01:43,615 --> 01:01:45,946 So, uh... 1276 01:01:45,983 --> 01:01:47,882 Sunday's the big day, huh? 1277 01:01:47,918 --> 01:01:49,384 I don't even know your last name. 1278 01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:50,716 It's Gulia. 1279 01:01:50,754 --> 01:01:52,618 Gulia. 1280 01:01:53,757 --> 01:01:56,156 Julia's last name's gonna be Gulia. 1281 01:01:56,192 --> 01:01:58,250 Julia Gulia. That's funny. 1282 01:01:58,294 --> 01:02:00,193 Why is that funny? 1283 01:02:01,831 --> 01:02:02,888 I don't know. 1284 01:02:02,932 --> 01:02:04,626 # Shhhhh # 1285 01:02:07,969 --> 01:02:09,265 # She says # 1286 01:02:09,304 --> 01:02:10,770 Are you excited? 1287 01:02:12,874 --> 01:02:15,137 Yeah. She's paid her dues, been with me four years. 1288 01:02:15,176 --> 01:02:17,166 I owe it to her to get married. 1289 01:02:17,211 --> 01:02:19,735 You had the Long Island iced tea. 1290 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:24,739 Plus, you know, you probably, uh, you want to get married. 1291 01:02:26,486 --> 01:02:28,385 I don't want to break up. 1292 01:02:28,421 --> 01:02:29,978 Plus she was with me before I made my money... 1293 01:02:30,023 --> 01:02:32,354 so I know I can trust her. 1294 01:02:39,098 --> 01:02:41,827 That is a luscious ass right there, isn't it? 1295 01:02:41,867 --> 01:02:43,333 Mmm. My God. 1296 01:02:45,336 --> 01:02:47,599 That's grade-A, top-choice meat. 1297 01:02:47,638 --> 01:02:50,697 Like to bite right through that thing. Rrr. 1298 01:02:50,742 --> 01:02:52,368 You know, chew on it. 1299 01:02:52,409 --> 01:02:54,433 But we can't get chicks like that anymore, you know? 1300 01:02:54,478 --> 01:02:55,774 We're too old. 1301 01:02:55,812 --> 01:02:57,642 Speak for yourself. I'm not too old. 1302 01:02:57,681 --> 01:02:59,011 I can still get chicks like that. 1303 01:02:59,049 --> 01:03:01,448 Not that hot, though, right? 1304 01:03:02,518 --> 01:03:03,506 I've gotten hotter. 1305 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,009 Ten years ago. 1306 01:03:07,323 --> 01:03:09,790 Try ten days ago. 1307 01:03:09,825 --> 01:03:11,917 Really? 1308 01:03:13,228 --> 01:03:14,285 As hot as that? 1309 01:03:15,797 --> 01:03:18,321 Hotter... and younger. 1310 01:03:19,667 --> 01:03:21,896 How do you do it, man? 1311 01:03:21,935 --> 01:03:23,868 I mean, how do you do it without getting caught? 1312 01:03:26,273 --> 01:03:28,604 Julia is totally preoccupied with the wedding. 1313 01:03:28,642 --> 01:03:30,131 I mean, she doesn't know what's going on. 1314 01:03:30,176 --> 01:03:32,507 Oh, man. 1315 01:03:32,545 --> 01:03:34,603 You know what sucks, though? 1316 01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:36,705 Once you get married, the party's over, right? 1317 01:03:36,749 --> 01:03:38,238 I mean... 1318 01:03:38,284 --> 01:03:39,773 I work in the city, man. 1319 01:03:40,986 --> 01:03:42,748 And I work long hours. 1320 01:03:42,788 --> 01:03:45,813 Yeah, that's something. 1321 01:03:47,826 --> 01:03:50,555 Hey, guys. Julia's feeling a little under the weather. 1322 01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:52,151 Told you she was gonna yak. 1323 01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:54,527 Yeah, you called it. 1324 01:03:54,565 --> 01:03:57,032 Why don't you go get your car and meet us out front? 1325 01:04:03,072 --> 01:04:04,436 Oh, God. I forgot my purse. 1326 01:04:04,808 --> 01:04:07,537 Here. Do me a favor and put her in the car with Glenn, OK? 1327 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,703 - OK, no problem. - It's OK. It's OK. 1328 01:04:13,649 --> 01:04:15,138 I puked. 1329 01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:17,674 OK. Don't worry. 1330 01:04:17,718 --> 01:04:19,582 I vomited in my hair. 1331 01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:20,677 All right. 1332 01:04:20,721 --> 01:04:23,484 Does my hair smell bad? 1333 01:04:25,426 --> 01:04:27,985 # Love my way... # 1334 01:04:28,028 --> 01:04:29,892 No, it smells good, actually. 1335 01:04:31,898 --> 01:04:33,125 Just feel better, all right? 1336 01:04:33,166 --> 01:04:35,963 # I fall low # 1337 01:04:36,002 --> 01:04:37,662 # When my mind goes there # 1338 01:04:40,339 --> 01:04:42,203 Hi, Glenn. 1339 01:04:44,577 --> 01:04:45,565 OK. 1340 01:04:46,644 --> 01:04:48,406 Don't puke in the car, all right? 1341 01:04:50,048 --> 01:04:51,344 It'll stink for a week. 1342 01:04:53,718 --> 01:04:56,481 - Bye, Robbie. - Bye, Julia. 1343 01:04:58,422 --> 01:05:01,652 # I fall low # 1344 01:05:01,692 --> 01:05:05,491 # When my mind goes # 1345 01:05:05,595 --> 01:05:09,155 # Love my way # 1346 01:05:09,265 --> 01:05:10,822 # It's a new... # 1347 01:05:17,138 --> 01:05:18,900 Holly, what do you think of this Glenn guy? 1348 01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,634 Do you think he's trustworthy? 1349 01:05:20,675 --> 01:05:23,837 - Yeah, he better be. - Yeah. 1350 01:05:23,879 --> 01:05:25,072 Who cares about Glenn? 1351 01:05:26,914 --> 01:05:28,346 You know what I keep thinking about? 1352 01:05:28,382 --> 01:05:29,712 What? 1353 01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:33,014 That soft kiss from the other day. 1354 01:05:34,220 --> 01:05:36,119 It looked... really nice. 1355 01:05:36,155 --> 01:05:38,748 Oh, yeah. 1356 01:05:38,791 --> 01:05:40,314 Did it feel good? 1357 01:05:42,896 --> 01:05:45,159 I don't know. I don't... 1358 01:05:45,197 --> 01:05:46,458 I don't remember. 1359 01:05:46,498 --> 01:05:49,261 Could I refresh your memory? 1360 01:05:59,243 --> 01:06:00,231 Mmm. 1361 01:06:01,679 --> 01:06:02,702 Yummy. 1362 01:06:06,182 --> 01:06:09,309 So, you know Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight. 1363 01:06:11,087 --> 01:06:12,144 Oh. 1364 01:06:12,187 --> 01:06:14,916 Look, Robbie, I know... 1365 01:06:14,957 --> 01:06:16,856 that you're shy, and... 1366 01:06:16,892 --> 01:06:19,860 I know that you've been hurt, so... 1367 01:06:19,895 --> 01:06:23,057 I'm gonna make this really easy on you. 1368 01:06:24,165 --> 01:06:26,462 If you come upstairs... 1369 01:06:26,501 --> 01:06:27,865 you're gonna get laid. 1370 01:06:27,902 --> 01:06:29,801 Wow. 1371 01:06:30,972 --> 01:06:35,635 Nobody's ever said that to me before. Um... 1372 01:06:35,676 --> 01:06:37,540 I just... I'm telling you... 1373 01:06:37,578 --> 01:06:39,477 my head's kind of a mess right now. 1374 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:44,041 Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight, huh? 1375 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,344 Yeah. 1376 01:06:45,384 --> 01:06:47,943 Does she stay over there a lot? 1377 01:06:47,987 --> 01:06:49,248 Yeah. 1378 01:06:49,288 --> 01:06:50,584 Really? 1379 01:06:54,092 --> 01:06:56,286 Oh, my God. 1380 01:06:56,328 --> 01:06:57,419 What? 1381 01:06:57,462 --> 01:07:00,521 I can't believe I never noticed it before. 1382 01:07:00,564 --> 01:07:02,224 What? 1383 01:07:04,501 --> 01:07:06,434 You've got a thing for Julia. 1384 01:07:06,470 --> 01:07:09,063 Oh, no, I don't. I don't. I... 1385 01:07:09,106 --> 01:07:12,302 I think she's a very nice girl, but she's marrying that jerk-off. 1386 01:07:12,342 --> 01:07:16,072 Hey. I mean, you know why she's marrying him, don't you? 1387 01:07:19,381 --> 01:07:21,575 The money thing? 1388 01:07:21,617 --> 01:07:24,176 Security? A nice house? 1389 01:07:24,219 --> 01:07:26,448 Uh, I guess that's important to some people. 1390 01:07:26,488 --> 01:07:28,682 No, it's... 1391 01:07:28,723 --> 01:07:32,419 it's not important to some people, Robbie. 1392 01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:34,086 It's important to all people. 1393 01:07:34,128 --> 01:07:37,995 Really? Well, then I guess I'm in big trouble. 1394 01:07:38,031 --> 01:07:40,225 Hey. Morning, sunshine. 1395 01:07:43,169 --> 01:07:46,968 Oh, I have a bad headache, a really bad headache. 1396 01:07:47,007 --> 01:07:49,099 Can I cook you some breakfast? 1397 01:07:50,576 --> 01:07:52,372 # I was walkin'... # 1398 01:07:52,411 --> 01:07:54,878 How was your bottle of rum last night? 1399 01:07:54,913 --> 01:07:58,109 # Just a-Iookin' for someone to meet... # 1400 01:07:58,149 --> 01:07:59,706 I didn't vomit on you, did I? 1401 01:08:01,386 --> 01:08:03,580 A little on my shoe, but... 1402 01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:05,815 luckily, I was wearing your shoes. 1403 01:08:05,857 --> 01:08:07,380 Good. 1404 01:08:07,424 --> 01:08:09,550 # I was hopin', hopin'... # 1405 01:08:09,593 --> 01:08:12,652 So, did anything happen with Robbie last night? 1406 01:08:12,696 --> 01:08:14,356 # Wonderin' # 1407 01:08:14,398 --> 01:08:15,887 # If you'd stay for the night... # 1408 01:08:15,932 --> 01:08:16,955 A kiss. 1409 01:08:16,999 --> 01:08:18,989 # I don't wanna be Ionely... # 1410 01:08:19,035 --> 01:08:21,002 Who kissed who? Did you kiss him, or did he kiss you? 1411 01:08:21,037 --> 01:08:24,437 - I kissed him. - And then what? 1412 01:08:24,473 --> 01:08:25,939 Nothing. 1413 01:08:25,974 --> 01:08:28,567 # Do you believe in love... # 1414 01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:32,705 I'll tell you, he sure doesn't think much of Glenn, though. 1415 01:08:32,747 --> 01:08:34,941 Really? What did he say? 1416 01:08:34,983 --> 01:08:37,212 That Glenn's a jerk-off. 1417 01:08:37,251 --> 01:08:40,981 # You're makin' me believe it, too... # 1418 01:08:41,021 --> 01:08:42,988 Why would he say that? 1419 01:08:43,023 --> 01:08:45,718 I mean, who knows? Maybe... maybe he was jealous. 1420 01:08:45,758 --> 01:08:49,989 Don't worry. I mean, I told him why you were marrying him. 1421 01:08:50,029 --> 01:08:52,553 Why did you tell him I was marrying him? 1422 01:08:52,598 --> 01:08:54,758 Because you love him. 1423 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:59,031 And, you know, because... 1424 01:08:59,071 --> 01:09:01,732 because with Glenn, you'll have security. 1425 01:09:02,841 --> 01:09:04,831 But that's not why I'm marrying him. 1426 01:09:07,078 --> 01:09:08,806 Then why are you? 1427 01:09:11,716 --> 01:09:14,411 # I don't wanna be Ionely, baby # 1428 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:16,080 # Please help me # 1429 01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:18,450 # I wanna love you all over # 1430 01:09:20,023 --> 01:09:22,957 # Do you believe in love? # 1431 01:09:22,991 --> 01:09:24,855 # Do you believe in love... # 1432 01:09:24,893 --> 01:09:27,224 Hi, Rosie. How are you? 1433 01:09:27,262 --> 01:09:28,455 Oh, fine, dear. 1434 01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:30,964 Is Robbie here? I came by to give him something. 1435 01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:34,091 Oh, no, Julia. I'm afraid he's not. 1436 01:09:34,168 --> 01:09:35,395 Yeah, but it's Thursday. 1437 01:09:35,436 --> 01:09:37,198 You guys have your singing lessons today. 1438 01:09:37,238 --> 01:09:38,898 Not anymore. 1439 01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:41,203 Now that he's gone to the city to get a real job... 1440 01:09:41,242 --> 01:09:43,801 he doesn't have time to give me lessons. 1441 01:09:43,954 --> 01:09:46,285 Why do you think you'd be a good hire for this bank? 1442 01:09:46,323 --> 01:09:48,051 Well, I'm ready to work hard... 1443 01:09:48,091 --> 01:09:50,888 and when I put my mind to something, I go all the way. 1444 01:09:50,927 --> 01:09:52,359 I'll go all the way for you, sir. 1445 01:09:53,662 --> 01:09:54,958 Do you have any experience? 1446 01:09:54,997 --> 01:09:58,659 No, sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. 1447 01:09:58,701 --> 01:10:01,760 I like it. I use it. I have a little. 1448 01:10:01,803 --> 01:10:04,327 I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. 1449 01:10:04,372 --> 01:10:05,929 I'd like to put more in that jar. 1450 01:10:05,974 --> 01:10:07,702 That's where you come in. 1451 01:10:09,277 --> 01:10:11,107 He wants to make money. 1452 01:10:11,144 --> 01:10:14,670 You know, live in a nice house... 1453 01:10:14,715 --> 01:10:17,615 with wide windows and lamps. 1454 01:10:17,651 --> 01:10:21,017 You can't expect him to live forever with his sister... 1455 01:10:21,053 --> 01:10:24,215 and the nipple-twisting that goes on there. 1456 01:10:24,256 --> 01:10:25,779 Well, I thank you for your time. 1457 01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:28,759 Actually, sir, I really need this job to impress a girl. 1458 01:10:28,794 --> 01:10:30,556 Will you leave now, please? 1459 01:10:30,595 --> 01:10:32,289 You don't even have to give me the job. 1460 01:10:32,330 --> 01:10:34,354 If you could just give me some business cards with my name on it... 1461 01:10:34,399 --> 01:10:35,626 I think that might help. 1462 01:10:35,667 --> 01:10:38,260 OK, well, I'm gonna try and go look for him, OK? 1463 01:10:38,303 --> 01:10:40,361 Tell him I'll give him a raise. 1464 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:42,894 Three meatballs a lesson. 1465 01:10:43,007 --> 01:10:45,304 How about this? I'll give you ten singing lessons... 1466 01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,036 for one business card. Please. 1467 01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:49,067 Thank you very much. 1468 01:11:00,656 --> 01:11:04,147 # The best things in life are free # 1469 01:11:04,192 --> 01:11:06,989 # But you can give them to the birds and bees # 1470 01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:08,996 # I want money # 1471 01:11:10,164 --> 01:11:12,688 # That's what I want # 1472 01:11:12,733 --> 01:11:15,030 Hey, Julia. What are you doing here? 1473 01:11:15,069 --> 01:11:18,037 I went by Rosie's to find you. 1474 01:11:18,071 --> 01:11:21,335 Oh? I'm not doing that anymore. 1475 01:11:21,374 --> 01:11:22,863 I know. I just thought that teaching... 1476 01:11:22,909 --> 01:11:25,638 was such a big part of your life. 1477 01:11:25,679 --> 01:11:28,272 Well, it was, but now I'm doing some stuff... 1478 01:11:28,313 --> 01:11:30,303 to better my situation. 1479 01:11:30,949 --> 01:11:32,506 That sounds kind of selfish. 1480 01:11:33,852 --> 01:11:35,284 It's not selfish. 1481 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:37,651 There's a lot of money out there. I'm trying to get my hands on some. 1482 01:11:37,689 --> 01:11:40,384 Yeah, but you don't want to be just another yuppie idiot. 1483 01:11:40,425 --> 01:11:41,721 Why? What's wrong with that? 1484 01:11:41,759 --> 01:11:44,352 Don't want to live in my sister's basement anymore. 1485 01:11:44,395 --> 01:11:47,192 I want to get a big house, have some security. 1486 01:11:48,432 --> 01:11:50,558 Can't do that doing favors for people all the time... 1487 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,260 getting paid in meatballs. 1488 01:11:52,302 --> 01:11:54,394 But you're above all that material bullshit. 1489 01:11:54,438 --> 01:11:57,133 I don't know. We're living in a material world... 1490 01:11:57,173 --> 01:12:00,266 and I am a material girl. Or boy. 1491 01:12:01,277 --> 01:12:02,504 No, you're not. 1492 01:12:02,545 --> 01:12:04,739 What about you? You're into material shit. 1493 01:12:06,147 --> 01:12:07,340 What do you mean? 1494 01:12:07,382 --> 01:12:09,906 What do I mean? You're marrying Glenn 'cause he's got money. 1495 01:12:18,525 --> 01:12:20,253 You asshole. 1496 01:12:32,271 --> 01:12:35,762 Oh, my God. She made me a present. 1497 01:12:35,807 --> 01:12:37,831 I am an asshole! 1498 01:12:40,378 --> 01:12:42,504 You're going to the mental institution. 1499 01:12:42,547 --> 01:12:43,774 Beat it! 1500 01:12:53,757 --> 01:12:54,780 # Go # 1501 01:12:59,429 --> 01:13:00,622 # How about it? # 1502 01:13:05,067 --> 01:13:07,296 # Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack... # 1503 01:13:07,336 --> 01:13:08,768 Rudy. 1504 01:13:08,804 --> 01:13:09,827 Same? 1505 01:13:09,872 --> 01:13:12,840 Give me the same, please. 1506 01:13:12,874 --> 01:13:15,364 # Like a river that don't know where it's flowin'... # 1507 01:13:15,409 --> 01:13:17,103 - What's up? - There he is. 1508 01:13:17,145 --> 01:13:18,668 - You all right? - Mm-hmm. 1509 01:13:18,713 --> 01:13:22,648 You know something? You were right. You've always been right. 1510 01:13:22,682 --> 01:13:25,081 What have I been so right about? 1511 01:13:25,118 --> 01:13:28,951 Women. You just have fun with them. 1512 01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:31,354 You get emotionally involved, and they end up, they... 1513 01:13:31,390 --> 01:13:32,651 What do they do to you? 1514 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:37,620 They rip your heart out of your ass. 1515 01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:39,289 That's right. 1516 01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:41,958 Did, uh, something happen with Julia? 1517 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:45,162 I went on that double date, right? 1518 01:13:45,203 --> 01:13:47,500 And the moron she's gonna marry... 1519 01:13:47,539 --> 01:13:50,336 actually tells me he cheats on her. 1520 01:13:50,374 --> 01:13:52,432 But can I tell her? 1521 01:13:52,476 --> 01:13:54,966 No. I mean, who am I to break up her marriage? 1522 01:13:55,012 --> 01:13:57,809 You need a prostitute. 1523 01:14:02,752 --> 01:14:05,049 Anyways... 1524 01:14:05,087 --> 01:14:06,348 I'm confused. 1525 01:14:06,389 --> 01:14:08,549 Well, because you like her. 1526 01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:13,792 I think I'm in love with her. 1527 01:14:15,764 --> 01:14:18,493 But I gotta get that out of my head, you know? 1528 01:14:21,735 --> 01:14:24,225 From now on, I'm just... I'm gonna be like you, man. 1529 01:14:24,271 --> 01:14:26,465 I'm just gonna be with a different chick every night... 1530 01:14:26,507 --> 01:14:28,167 and then I'll send them packin'. 1531 01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:30,835 Sounds like you got it all figured out. 1532 01:14:30,877 --> 01:14:34,676 I mean, I'm gonna have to give them cab money to go home... 1533 01:14:34,714 --> 01:14:37,739 because I'll feel bad if I don't, but after that, it's bye-bye, birdie. 1534 01:14:37,783 --> 01:14:39,511 Bye-bye. 1535 01:14:39,551 --> 01:14:42,018 That's it, man, starting right now. 1536 01:14:42,054 --> 01:14:44,112 Me and you are gonna be free and happy... 1537 01:14:44,156 --> 01:14:45,520 the rest of our lives. 1538 01:14:45,557 --> 01:14:48,753 # Love my way # 1539 01:14:48,793 --> 01:14:50,692 # It's a new road # 1540 01:14:50,728 --> 01:14:53,719 I'm not happy. I'm miserable. 1541 01:14:53,764 --> 01:14:55,560 Wha-What? 1542 01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:58,898 See, I grew up idolizing guys... 1543 01:14:58,935 --> 01:15:01,266 like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino... 1544 01:15:01,304 --> 01:15:02,770 'cause they got a lot of chicks. 1545 01:15:02,806 --> 01:15:05,774 You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? 1546 01:15:05,809 --> 01:15:09,335 Yeah. I read that Fonzie wants to be a director... 1547 01:15:09,378 --> 01:15:12,676 and Barbarino, I think, the mechanical bull movie. 1548 01:15:12,715 --> 01:15:14,181 I didn't see it yet. 1549 01:15:14,216 --> 01:15:17,446 Their shows got canceled... 1550 01:15:17,485 --> 01:15:20,282 'cause no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy... 1551 01:15:20,321 --> 01:15:21,719 hitting on chicks. 1552 01:15:23,191 --> 01:15:24,521 Then, what are you saying? 1553 01:15:24,559 --> 01:15:27,322 What I'm saying is, all I really want... 1554 01:15:27,361 --> 01:15:29,760 is someone to hold me... 1555 01:15:29,796 --> 01:15:34,425 and tell me that everything is gonna be all right. 1556 01:15:35,434 --> 01:15:38,732 Everything is gonna be all right. 1557 01:15:38,771 --> 01:15:41,796 # I fall low... # 1558 01:15:41,841 --> 01:15:44,536 If you found someone you can love... 1559 01:15:44,576 --> 01:15:46,736 you can't let her get away. 1560 01:15:46,778 --> 01:15:48,540 # Love my way... # 1561 01:15:48,580 --> 01:15:51,810 You're right, man. Thank you, Sammy. 1562 01:15:51,850 --> 01:15:53,714 Don't tell anyone what I said. 1563 01:15:57,421 --> 01:15:59,388 - Mom. - Uh-huh? 1564 01:15:59,423 --> 01:16:02,186 Do you really like Glenn? 1565 01:16:02,226 --> 01:16:05,626 Oh, sure, honey. What's not to like? 1566 01:16:05,662 --> 01:16:07,629 He's rich, he's charming, he's handsome... 1567 01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:11,030 and now he's really got it all 'cause he's got you. 1568 01:16:14,469 --> 01:16:16,561 Honey, what's the matter? 1569 01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:21,633 I don't know if I'm in love with him anymore. 1570 01:16:21,677 --> 01:16:22,973 Why? 1571 01:16:23,010 --> 01:16:24,943 What happened? 1572 01:16:28,616 --> 01:16:31,982 I just don't know if he's the right guy for me. 1573 01:16:33,787 --> 01:16:36,016 And I've been spending a lot of time... 1574 01:16:36,056 --> 01:16:39,183 with this other man, Robbie Hart. 1575 01:16:39,225 --> 01:16:42,523 Ha. The wedding singer? 1576 01:16:42,561 --> 01:16:45,461 You're thinking of leaving Glenn for the wedding singer? 1577 01:16:46,865 --> 01:16:49,025 I don't know what I'm thinking. 1578 01:16:49,068 --> 01:16:50,329 I'm confused. 1579 01:16:50,369 --> 01:16:52,734 Oh, I know, sweetie. 1580 01:16:52,770 --> 01:16:55,260 You've got what is known as the jitters... 1581 01:16:55,306 --> 01:16:57,170 cold feet. Everybody has 'em. 1582 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,437 I had 'em. 1583 01:16:59,477 --> 01:17:01,273 Course, I should have run screaming down the street... 1584 01:17:01,311 --> 01:17:02,538 instead of marrying your father... 1585 01:17:02,579 --> 01:17:05,547 but Glenn, he's different. He's a keeper. 1586 01:17:07,684 --> 01:17:10,914 You're gonna marry Glenn on Sunday. 1587 01:17:10,953 --> 01:17:12,317 You're gonna love him... 1588 01:17:12,355 --> 01:17:14,322 and everything's gonna be wonderful. 1589 01:17:18,027 --> 01:17:20,426 Where's your veil? Oh, it's downstairs. 1590 01:17:20,462 --> 01:17:21,792 I'll go get it. 1591 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,919 Hi. Nice to meet you. 1592 01:17:50,956 --> 01:17:52,684 I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia. 1593 01:17:55,327 --> 01:17:57,385 Hello. It's nice to meet you. 1594 01:17:57,429 --> 01:17:59,794 I'm Julia Gulia. 1595 01:18:01,365 --> 01:18:03,924 Julia Gulia. 1596 01:18:03,968 --> 01:18:05,992 Right when I wake up in the morning... 1597 01:18:06,037 --> 01:18:08,231 you're the first person that pops in my head... 1598 01:18:08,271 --> 01:18:11,068 and I keep thinking about you over and over. 1599 01:18:11,107 --> 01:18:12,801 It's nice to meet you. 1600 01:18:12,842 --> 01:18:15,309 I'm Mrs. Julia Gulia. 1601 01:18:24,019 --> 01:18:25,508 Hi. 1602 01:18:25,554 --> 01:18:28,078 I'm pleased to meet you. 1603 01:18:28,122 --> 01:18:29,850 I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart. 1604 01:18:31,325 --> 01:18:34,122 Robbie and I are so pleased you could come to our wedding. 1605 01:18:57,248 --> 01:18:58,976 # Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki, shut up # 1606 01:18:59,017 --> 01:19:00,813 # Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki # 1607 01:19:00,852 --> 01:19:03,149 # Three words to the whack, step yourself back # 1608 01:19:03,188 --> 01:19:05,121 # You're gettin' down and then you're givin' no slack # 1609 01:19:05,155 --> 01:19:07,247 # Like a Burger King with a sack of Big Macs # 1610 01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:09,315 # You're throwin' down with the radical sacks # 1611 01:19:09,359 --> 01:19:11,622 Yeah. Word. 1612 01:19:11,662 --> 01:19:13,185 Pretty good, eh? 1613 01:19:13,230 --> 01:19:14,958 # You gotta funk it up until it knocks you down # 1614 01:19:14,997 --> 01:19:16,122 What happened? 1615 01:19:16,165 --> 01:19:18,496 She just looked way too happy. 1616 01:19:18,534 --> 01:19:19,966 I couldn't do it. 1617 01:19:20,002 --> 01:19:22,902 I'm sorry, man. 1618 01:19:22,939 --> 01:19:25,634 Hey, Rudy. Get Robbie a double. 1619 01:19:25,674 --> 01:19:28,141 Actually, Rudy, don't even worry about it. 1620 01:19:28,176 --> 01:19:29,472 I brought my own. 1621 01:19:29,511 --> 01:19:31,603 You can't drink that in here, Robbie. 1622 01:19:31,646 --> 01:19:35,479 All right. I'll finish up in the alley. 1623 01:19:35,516 --> 01:19:36,914 Are you guys coming? 1624 01:19:46,326 --> 01:19:49,351 Hey. It's the wedding singer. 1625 01:19:49,395 --> 01:19:50,725 Hey, Glenn. What's up? 1626 01:19:50,763 --> 01:19:54,391 Hey, Robbie, I heard you couldn't close the deal with Holly. 1627 01:19:54,433 --> 01:19:56,332 Yeah. What's the matter with that? You're not... 1628 01:19:56,368 --> 01:19:57,959 You like women, right? 1629 01:19:58,370 --> 01:20:00,200 Not as much as you do, I guess. 1630 01:20:00,239 --> 01:20:03,036 Listen, we're gonna have a little pre-bachelor party party. 1631 01:20:03,074 --> 01:20:05,303 You want to come in and have a beer? 1632 01:20:05,343 --> 01:20:06,468 You're ridiculous, man. 1633 01:20:07,979 --> 01:20:10,913 Stop all this cheating shit, moron. 1634 01:20:10,948 --> 01:20:12,005 She's a good girl. 1635 01:20:12,048 --> 01:20:13,639 Hey, asswipe... 1636 01:20:15,318 --> 01:20:16,978 don't go snitchin' to Julia about this. 1637 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:19,510 I know you got some little crush on her... 1638 01:20:19,556 --> 01:20:21,750 but you gotta face the facts. 1639 01:20:21,790 --> 01:20:23,757 She'd rather go to bed with a real man... 1640 01:20:23,792 --> 01:20:25,452 not some poor singing orphan. 1641 01:20:28,330 --> 01:20:29,796 All right, shithead. 1642 01:20:29,832 --> 01:20:32,561 I haven't been in a fight since I was in the fifth grade... 1643 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,931 but I beat the shit out of that kid... 1644 01:20:34,969 --> 01:20:36,697 so now I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 1645 01:20:38,339 --> 01:20:40,397 OK, what are you doing, man? 1646 01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:42,430 I'm sorry. 1647 01:20:42,476 --> 01:20:44,568 I used to be much stronger. 1648 01:20:46,013 --> 01:20:47,206 You're dead, buddy. 1649 01:20:47,247 --> 01:20:50,340 Yeah! Yeah! 1650 01:20:51,350 --> 01:20:52,680 Hey. 1651 01:20:52,718 --> 01:20:54,150 Why don't you write a song about this? 1652 01:20:54,187 --> 01:20:55,676 You can call it, uh... 1653 01:20:55,721 --> 01:20:58,382 I Got Punched in the Nose... 1654 01:20:58,424 --> 01:21:00,891 For Stickin' my Face in Other People's Business. 1655 01:21:06,364 --> 01:21:07,295 Way to go. 1656 01:21:07,332 --> 01:21:09,959 Sounds like a country song. 1657 01:21:19,278 --> 01:21:20,608 Hi, Robbie. 1658 01:21:25,151 --> 01:21:27,948 Kiss my grits. 1659 01:21:29,554 --> 01:21:32,113 # I am the son # 1660 01:21:32,157 --> 01:21:34,090 # And the heir... # 1661 01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:36,024 I can see that you're drunk... 1662 01:21:36,061 --> 01:21:38,858 and that's OK. 1663 01:21:38,896 --> 01:21:41,022 I'm still gonna tell you this. 1664 01:21:41,065 --> 01:21:43,589 I really miss you, and I want to come back. 1665 01:21:45,269 --> 01:21:47,361 I don't wanna be alone anymore. 1666 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:49,336 No. 1667 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:51,635 You're not alone anymore. 1668 01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:53,470 Linda's back. 1669 01:22:37,415 --> 01:22:39,678 Can I help you? 1670 01:22:42,186 --> 01:22:44,380 Is Robbie here? 1671 01:22:46,189 --> 01:22:48,213 I'm afraid he's, uh, indisposed. 1672 01:22:52,062 --> 01:22:53,153 Shower. 1673 01:22:57,667 --> 01:22:59,190 You must be Linda. 1674 01:22:59,235 --> 01:23:01,293 Yeah, that's me... 1675 01:23:01,337 --> 01:23:02,701 Robbie's fiancée. 1676 01:23:02,738 --> 01:23:04,705 Who are you? 1677 01:23:04,739 --> 01:23:06,000 I'm Julia Sullivan. 1678 01:23:07,676 --> 01:23:10,371 Would you tell him that I came by to see him? 1679 01:23:10,412 --> 01:23:12,743 Oh, yeah, surely will, Jennifer. 1680 01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:14,178 It's Julia. 1681 01:23:31,697 --> 01:23:34,358 Wake up, sleepy head. 1682 01:23:34,399 --> 01:23:37,265 This is the first day of our new life together. 1683 01:23:39,705 --> 01:23:40,762 # Wake me up # 1684 01:23:40,806 --> 01:23:42,830 # Before you go-go # 1685 01:23:42,873 --> 01:23:46,808 # Don't leave me hanging on like a solo # 1686 01:23:52,282 --> 01:23:55,148 - Linda? - Hi. 1687 01:23:58,154 --> 01:23:59,381 What are you doing here? 1688 01:24:01,190 --> 01:24:04,920 Well, you passed out, so I took care of you. 1689 01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:07,427 What? Why'd you take care of me? 1690 01:24:09,198 --> 01:24:12,223 I told you last night, Robbie, I realized I was wrong... 1691 01:24:12,266 --> 01:24:14,631 and I want to take care of you for good. 1692 01:24:14,669 --> 01:24:17,159 I can learn to deal with the fact that you're just a wedding singer... 1693 01:24:17,205 --> 01:24:18,933 and not a rock star. I could even learn to deal... 1694 01:24:18,973 --> 01:24:20,769 You can learn to deal with that? 1695 01:24:20,807 --> 01:24:23,775 I don't want you to learn to deal with that. 1696 01:24:23,810 --> 01:24:25,936 That's not how it works. 1697 01:24:25,979 --> 01:24:27,002 Jeez! 1698 01:24:27,047 --> 01:24:30,015 Well, Robbie... 1699 01:24:30,049 --> 01:24:32,608 maybe we should talk about this when you're feeling better. 1700 01:24:32,651 --> 01:24:36,814 Hey, psycho, I'm not gonna feel better about this. 1701 01:24:36,856 --> 01:24:38,618 It's over. 1702 01:24:38,656 --> 01:24:41,021 Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt... 1703 01:24:41,059 --> 01:24:43,322 before you jinx the band and they break up. 1704 01:24:46,197 --> 01:24:47,993 Oh, OK. 1705 01:24:48,031 --> 01:24:50,328 So you're still pissed about that wedding thing. 1706 01:25:01,677 --> 01:25:03,473 Glenn. 1707 01:25:03,513 --> 01:25:05,173 Glenn, good morning. 1708 01:25:05,214 --> 01:25:07,010 Hi. Good morning. 1709 01:25:07,048 --> 01:25:09,481 Good morning. Hello. 1710 01:25:09,518 --> 01:25:11,644 Hey, baby. 1711 01:25:11,686 --> 01:25:13,710 You gonna make breakfast in bed? 1712 01:25:13,755 --> 01:25:15,415 Um, no. 1713 01:25:15,457 --> 01:25:18,254 Actually, I've been doing some thinking, and... 1714 01:25:19,727 --> 01:25:21,853 I don't need a big wedding... 1715 01:25:21,896 --> 01:25:24,125 and I think that I've been really selfish... 1716 01:25:24,165 --> 01:25:27,656 in making you do something that you don't even want to do. 1717 01:25:30,103 --> 01:25:31,660 You wanna go to Vegas? 1718 01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:34,836 Yeah. 1719 01:25:34,874 --> 01:25:37,740 Well, all right. Let's go. 1720 01:25:37,776 --> 01:25:39,675 Heh heh heh. 1721 01:25:39,845 --> 01:25:43,371 # There were bells # 1722 01:25:43,415 --> 01:25:46,440 # On a hill # 1723 01:25:46,484 --> 01:25:52,183 # But I never heard them ringing # 1724 01:25:52,223 --> 01:25:56,682 # No, I never heard them at all # 1725 01:25:56,726 --> 01:26:02,220 # 'Til there was you # 1726 01:26:02,265 --> 01:26:03,697 Aww. 1727 01:26:03,733 --> 01:26:08,499 # And there was music # 1728 01:26:08,537 --> 01:26:13,667 # And there were wonderful roses # 1729 01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:16,574 # They tell me # 1730 01:26:16,611 --> 01:26:18,601 # In sweet # 1731 01:26:18,646 --> 01:26:22,240 # Fragrant meadows # 1732 01:26:22,283 --> 01:26:29,211 # Of dawn and dew # 1733 01:26:29,256 --> 01:26:31,883 # There was love # 1734 01:26:31,925 --> 01:26:32,948 # All around... # 1735 01:26:32,992 --> 01:26:36,825 Flight number 1156 is now ready for boarding. 1736 01:26:36,863 --> 01:26:38,386 We'd like to ask those passengers... 1737 01:26:38,431 --> 01:26:41,365 traveling with small children... 1738 01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:46,462 # No, I never heard it at all # 1739 01:26:46,505 --> 01:26:48,529 # 'Til there was # 1740 01:26:48,573 --> 01:26:53,339 # You # 1741 01:26:53,377 --> 01:26:55,241 I just always envisioned the right one... 1742 01:26:55,279 --> 01:26:57,508 being someone I could grow old with. 1743 01:27:03,119 --> 01:27:06,747 I know. I'll go get the car. 1744 01:27:08,191 --> 01:27:10,715 Rosie, congratulations. 1745 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,090 I gotta go take care of something, OK? 1746 01:27:12,127 --> 01:27:14,788 I know you do. Go get her. 1747 01:27:14,830 --> 01:27:15,887 All right. All right. 1748 01:27:15,931 --> 01:27:18,398 - Robbie, I need to talk to you. - I can't talk right now. 1749 01:27:18,433 --> 01:27:19,831 Are you back with Linda? 1750 01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:21,630 No. Why? Who said that? 1751 01:27:21,669 --> 01:27:23,966 Julia. She went to your house... 1752 01:27:24,005 --> 01:27:26,029 to tell you she was falling for you... 1753 01:27:26,073 --> 01:27:28,131 and Linda answered the door in her underwear. 1754 01:27:28,175 --> 01:27:29,573 She was so upset... 1755 01:27:29,610 --> 01:27:31,440 she and Glenn just jumped a plane to Vegas. 1756 01:27:31,478 --> 01:27:33,604 What do you mean? They're getting married tomorrow. 1757 01:27:33,647 --> 01:27:35,944 Well, apparently, that wasn't soon enough. 1758 01:27:38,118 --> 01:27:39,243 # I said, hip, hop # 1759 01:27:39,286 --> 01:27:40,775 # A-hippie to the hippie to the hip, hip, hop # 1760 01:27:40,819 --> 01:27:43,514 # You don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang boogie # 1761 01:27:43,556 --> 01:27:44,783 # Say, up comes the boogie # 1762 01:27:44,823 --> 01:27:46,255 # To the rhythm of the boogie that beats # 1763 01:27:46,292 --> 01:27:48,316 We're now ready for our general boarding. 1764 01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:50,054 That's it, sweetie. Ready to go? 1765 01:27:50,094 --> 01:27:51,151 Yeah. 1766 01:27:52,163 --> 01:27:55,757 This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. 1767 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,289 You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away... 1768 01:27:57,335 --> 01:27:58,528 or you just want to get married? 1769 01:27:58,570 --> 01:28:00,434 I just want to get married. 1770 01:28:00,470 --> 01:28:02,334 You're never going to find her. 1771 01:28:02,372 --> 01:28:04,566 There's got to be a million wedding chapels in Vegas. 1772 01:28:04,608 --> 01:28:06,472 - Does anybody have a pen? - What for? 1773 01:28:06,510 --> 01:28:08,306 I got a good idea for a song. 1774 01:28:08,344 --> 01:28:10,436 - Here. - Thank you. 1775 01:28:15,851 --> 01:28:17,078 Thank you. 1776 01:28:17,119 --> 01:28:18,142 Hey, I'm sorry. 1777 01:28:18,186 --> 01:28:19,880 Can I help you? 1778 01:28:19,921 --> 01:28:21,820 Yeah. I need a ticket for Las Vegas, please. 1779 01:28:23,792 --> 01:28:25,088 We only have one seat left... 1780 01:28:25,126 --> 01:28:26,854 and it's in our first-class section. 1781 01:28:26,895 --> 01:28:28,361 The next flight leaves in the morning. 1782 01:28:29,730 --> 01:28:31,993 Can I borrow your credit card? 1783 01:28:32,032 --> 01:28:33,862 You're going to pay me back, right? 1784 01:28:33,901 --> 01:28:35,925 No, but if you don't give it to me... 1785 01:28:35,970 --> 01:28:39,632 I'm going to tell everybody what you said at the bar. 1786 01:28:39,672 --> 01:28:40,831 Thanks. 1787 01:28:40,873 --> 01:28:43,033 Hey, that was really nice of you. 1788 01:28:43,076 --> 01:28:44,235 Thanks. 1789 01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:46,244 Hey, do you like Flock of Seagulls? 1790 01:28:46,278 --> 01:28:48,541 I can see you do. 1791 01:28:48,580 --> 01:28:50,046 - Wish me luck. - Go get her! 1792 01:29:00,024 --> 01:29:03,083 Hey, Glenn, do you mind if we switched seats... 1793 01:29:03,127 --> 01:29:04,491 and I sat in the window seat? 1794 01:29:05,528 --> 01:29:08,087 Mmm. I hate the aisle seat. 1795 01:29:08,131 --> 01:29:10,860 Every time that drink cart comes by, it bangs me in the elbows. 1796 01:29:10,900 --> 01:29:14,858 Your arms are smaller than mine, Jules. 1797 01:29:14,903 --> 01:29:19,066 I know. I just never saw the bright lights of Vegas before. 1798 01:29:20,876 --> 01:29:22,365 Tell you what. 1799 01:29:22,411 --> 01:29:25,004 How about I let you lean over me when we fly over the strip? 1800 01:29:25,046 --> 01:29:26,637 OK? 1801 01:29:33,554 --> 01:29:35,077 Thank you. 1802 01:29:36,323 --> 01:29:38,654 Hot towel? 1803 01:29:38,692 --> 01:29:39,851 Hot towel? 1804 01:29:39,893 --> 01:29:41,757 Thanks. 1805 01:29:49,168 --> 01:29:51,362 Ah. 1806 01:29:51,404 --> 01:29:52,734 Oh, my. 1807 01:29:52,772 --> 01:29:54,261 I'm sorry. 1808 01:29:55,340 --> 01:29:57,466 I've never been on first class before. 1809 01:29:57,509 --> 01:29:59,874 My name is Joyce. Just buzz if you need anything. 1810 01:29:59,911 --> 01:30:01,343 Thank you. 1811 01:30:01,379 --> 01:30:02,868 Here. 1812 01:30:02,913 --> 01:30:03,936 Thank you. 1813 01:30:07,017 --> 01:30:08,813 Sir? 1814 01:30:08,852 --> 01:30:10,250 Is that Billy Idol? 1815 01:30:12,022 --> 01:30:14,319 - I believe it is. - Oh, my God. 1816 01:30:14,357 --> 01:30:16,984 Would you like some champagne or some orange juice? 1817 01:30:17,026 --> 01:30:20,119 - How much is it? - It's free. 1818 01:30:20,163 --> 01:30:24,064 It's what? Holy shit, this is incredible. 1819 01:30:24,099 --> 01:30:26,862 Actually, I shouldn't drink. I fell in love with this girl... 1820 01:30:26,902 --> 01:30:28,562 and she's going to marry an idiot... 1821 01:30:28,603 --> 01:30:30,627 so I'm on my way to Vegas to stop them. 1822 01:30:30,672 --> 01:30:34,107 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 1823 01:30:34,141 --> 01:30:35,505 Where are they getting married? 1824 01:30:35,543 --> 01:30:36,975 That's the problem... I don't know where... 1825 01:30:37,011 --> 01:30:38,341 but I'm going to run around and find them, you know? 1826 01:30:38,379 --> 01:30:39,845 I got to do what I got to do. 1827 01:30:48,121 --> 01:30:50,486 Oh. 1828 01:30:50,522 --> 01:30:53,922 Next time they come by, grab me a Heineken, will you? 1829 01:31:00,364 --> 01:31:02,160 She comes over to tell me how she feels... 1830 01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:04,190 and Linda answers the door... 1831 01:31:04,235 --> 01:31:06,702 wearing nothing but my Van Halen T-shirt. 1832 01:31:06,738 --> 01:31:08,329 No way. 1833 01:31:08,372 --> 01:31:09,736 I don't know what to do. 1834 01:31:09,773 --> 01:31:12,138 She's getting married, and he's going to ruin her life. 1835 01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:14,438 Ah, Glenn doesn't deserve her. 1836 01:31:14,478 --> 01:31:16,536 All he cares about are possessions... 1837 01:31:16,580 --> 01:31:20,481 fancy cars, CD players. 1838 01:31:20,516 --> 01:31:23,040 Even women are possessions to him. 1839 01:31:23,085 --> 01:31:24,346 See? Billy Idol gets it. 1840 01:31:24,386 --> 01:31:26,148 I don't know why she doesn't get it. 1841 01:31:26,188 --> 01:31:27,449 Oh, I hope you find her. 1842 01:31:27,490 --> 01:31:29,150 You guys will not believe this. 1843 01:31:29,190 --> 01:31:31,248 Some creep in coach who thinks he's Don Johnson... 1844 01:31:31,292 --> 01:31:34,021 just asked me to be part of the mile-high club. 1845 01:31:34,062 --> 01:31:37,656 He said I was grade-A, top-choice meat. 1846 01:31:43,737 --> 01:31:46,330 - Is he right in here? - Yeah. 1847 01:31:47,407 --> 01:31:48,873 What's the mile-high club? 1848 01:31:59,117 --> 01:32:01,482 Oh, my God. The mile-high guy is Glenn. 1849 01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:04,215 - They're on this plane. - No way! 1850 01:32:04,256 --> 01:32:05,313 You guys got to help me. 1851 01:32:05,357 --> 01:32:07,051 Right! 1852 01:32:07,091 --> 01:32:08,682 Yeah! 1853 01:32:10,261 --> 01:32:12,353 Good afternoon, everyone. 1854 01:32:12,396 --> 01:32:14,363 We're flying at 26,000 feet... 1855 01:32:14,398 --> 01:32:16,160 moving up to 30,000 feet... 1856 01:32:16,199 --> 01:32:19,531 and we got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. 1857 01:32:19,569 --> 01:32:22,731 And right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. 1858 01:32:22,772 --> 01:32:24,739 One of our first-class passengers... 1859 01:32:24,774 --> 01:32:26,206 would like to sing you a song... 1860 01:32:26,241 --> 01:32:28,208 inspired by one of our coach passengers. 1861 01:32:28,243 --> 01:32:31,268 And since we let our first-class passengers... 1862 01:32:31,313 --> 01:32:33,610 do pretty much whatever they want... 1863 01:32:33,649 --> 01:32:34,876 here he is. 1864 01:32:37,151 --> 01:32:40,517 # I wanna make you smile # 1865 01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:42,954 # Whenever you're sad # 1866 01:32:42,990 --> 01:32:44,217 # Carry you around # 1867 01:32:44,258 --> 01:32:46,817 # When your arthritis is bad # 1868 01:32:46,860 --> 01:32:49,555 # Oh, all I wanna do # 1869 01:32:49,596 --> 01:32:52,291 # Is grow old with you # 1870 01:32:55,267 --> 01:32:57,359 # I'll get you medicine # 1871 01:32:57,403 --> 01:33:00,929 # When your tummy aches # 1872 01:33:00,973 --> 01:33:02,564 # Build you a fire # 1873 01:33:02,608 --> 01:33:04,632 # If the furnace breaks # 1874 01:33:04,676 --> 01:33:08,304 # Oh, it could be so nice # 1875 01:33:08,346 --> 01:33:10,939 # Growin' old with you # 1876 01:33:13,951 --> 01:33:16,043 # I'll miss you # 1877 01:33:16,086 --> 01:33:18,315 # Kiss you # 1878 01:33:18,355 --> 01:33:20,049 # Give you my coat # 1879 01:33:20,090 --> 01:33:22,614 # When you are cold # 1880 01:33:22,659 --> 01:33:24,592 # Need you # 1881 01:33:24,627 --> 01:33:26,924 # Feed you # 1882 01:33:26,963 --> 01:33:28,589 # Even let you hold # 1883 01:33:28,631 --> 01:33:30,621 # The remote control # 1884 01:33:34,469 --> 01:33:37,062 What the hell's that fruit doing here? 1885 01:33:41,509 --> 01:33:43,305 Get out... get out of the way! 1886 01:33:43,344 --> 01:33:45,277 Excuse me, sir. I have to serve the beverages. 1887 01:33:48,682 --> 01:33:49,705 Oh! 1888 01:33:52,652 --> 01:33:54,915 How you doing, sir? Chicken or fish? 1889 01:33:54,954 --> 01:33:56,853 You better get out of my way, Billy, or you're going to get hurt. 1890 01:33:56,890 --> 01:33:58,049 Oh, yeah? 1891 01:33:58,091 --> 01:34:01,617 Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way. 1892 01:34:03,128 --> 01:34:04,594 Uhh! 1893 01:34:04,630 --> 01:34:06,597 # So let me clear the dishes # 1894 01:34:06,632 --> 01:34:09,759 # In our kitchen sink # 1895 01:34:09,801 --> 01:34:10,926 # Put you to bed # 1896 01:34:10,968 --> 01:34:13,128 # When you've had too much to drink # 1897 01:34:13,170 --> 01:34:14,500 # Oh # 1898 01:34:15,606 --> 01:34:18,130 # I could be the man # 1899 01:34:18,175 --> 01:34:22,270 # Who grows old with you # 1900 01:34:22,312 --> 01:34:24,905 # I wanna grow old # 1901 01:34:24,948 --> 01:34:27,211 # With you # 1902 01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:38,752 That was the most beautiful song. 1903 01:34:38,794 --> 01:34:40,488 I got a confession to make. 1904 01:34:40,528 --> 01:34:43,325 That song was about you. 1905 01:34:43,364 --> 01:34:44,830 Good. 1906 01:34:44,866 --> 01:34:47,163 I'm in love with you. 1907 01:34:48,669 --> 01:34:51,398 I am so in love with you. 1908 01:34:51,438 --> 01:34:53,405 Aww. 1909 01:34:53,440 --> 01:34:55,168 Hey, Robbie, that wasn't a bad song. 1910 01:34:55,208 --> 01:34:57,675 You know, I'm going to tell those record company guys about you. 1911 01:34:57,711 --> 01:34:59,974 You mind if I give her a kiss first? 1912 01:35:00,012 --> 01:35:02,036 Oh, yeah. Do what you got to do. 1913 01:35:08,286 --> 01:35:10,981 # Ah ha ha ha # 1914 01:35:11,022 --> 01:35:12,579 # Ha # 1915 01:35:18,062 --> 01:35:20,757 # Ah ha ha ha # 1916 01:35:20,798 --> 01:35:21,991 # Ha # 1917 01:35:22,032 --> 01:35:24,727 # I know this # 1918 01:35:24,768 --> 01:35:27,861 # Much is true # 1919 01:35:27,904 --> 01:35:30,167 # Ah ha ha ha # 1920 01:35:30,206 --> 01:35:31,695 # Ha ha # 1921 01:35:31,741 --> 01:35:34,470 # I know this # 1922 01:35:34,510 --> 01:35:38,104 # Much is true # 1923 01:35:38,146 --> 01:35:39,169 # Ah ha ha ha # 1924 01:35:39,214 --> 01:35:41,010 # I know, I know, I know # 1925 01:35:41,049 --> 01:35:43,539 # This much is true # 1926 01:35:43,585 --> 01:35:45,848 # Oh, yes, I do # 1927 01:35:45,887 --> 01:35:49,822 # Robbie and Julia # 1928 01:35:49,857 --> 01:35:51,221 # Ha ha # 1929 01:35:54,198 --> 01:35:57,291 # I heard you on my wireless back in '52 # 1930 01:35:57,333 --> 01:36:00,665 # Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you # 1931 01:36:00,703 --> 01:36:04,001 # If I was young, it didn't stop you comin' through # 1932 01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:05,700 # Oh-a oh # 1933 01:36:07,542 --> 01:36:10,942 # They took the credit for your second symphony # 1934 01:36:10,979 --> 01:36:14,311 # Rewritten by machine, our new technology # 1935 01:36:14,349 --> 01:36:17,613 # And now I understand the supernova scene # 1936 01:36:17,652 --> 01:36:19,482 # Oh-a oh # 1937 01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:20,952 # I met your children # 1938 01:36:20,988 --> 01:36:22,887 # Oh-a oh # 1939 01:36:22,923 --> 01:36:24,389 # What did you tell them? # 1940 01:36:24,424 --> 01:36:27,915 # Video killed the radio star # 1941 01:36:27,961 --> 01:36:31,293 # Video killed the radio star # 1942 01:36:31,331 --> 01:36:34,561 # In my mind and in my car # 1943 01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:38,399 # We can't rewind, we've gone too far # 1944 01:36:38,437 --> 01:36:40,768 # Oh oh oh oh oh # 1945 01:36:41,807 --> 01:36:44,172 # Oh oh oh oh oh # 1946 01:36:45,443 --> 01:36:48,775 # And now we meet in an abandoned studio # 1947 01:36:48,813 --> 01:36:52,179 # You hear the playback, and it seems so long ago # 1948 01:36:52,216 --> 01:36:55,412 # And you remembered the jingles used to go # 1949 01:36:55,452 --> 01:36:57,351 # Oh-a oh # 1950 01:36:57,387 --> 01:36:58,785 # You were the first one # 1951 01:36:58,822 --> 01:37:00,721 # Oh-a oh # 1952 01:37:00,757 --> 01:37:02,246 # You were the last one # 1953 01:37:02,291 --> 01:37:05,782 # Video killed the radio star # 1954 01:37:05,828 --> 01:37:09,092 # Video killed the radio star # 1955 01:37:09,131 --> 01:37:12,463 # 'Cause in my mind and in my car # 1956 01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:15,468 # We can't rewind, we've gone too far # 1957 01:37:15,503 --> 01:37:16,799 # Too far! # 1958 01:37:16,838 --> 01:37:18,532 # Oh oh oh oh # 1959 01:37:19,674 --> 01:37:21,698 # Oh oh oh oh oh # 1960 01:37:21,742 --> 01:37:23,368 # All right # 1961 01:37:42,094 --> 01:37:45,585 # Video killed the radio star # 1962 01:37:45,630 --> 01:37:48,962 # Video killed the radio star # 1963 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:52,298 # 'Cause in my mind and in my car # 1964 01:37:52,336 --> 01:37:55,896 # We can't rewind, we've gone too far # 1965 01:37:55,940 --> 01:37:59,102 # Pictures came and broke your heart # 1966 01:37:59,143 --> 01:38:04,978 # So put all the blame on VCRs # 1967 01:38:06,349 --> 01:38:08,373 # You are # 1968 01:38:09,384 --> 01:38:13,683 # A radio star # 1969 01:38:13,722 --> 01:38:15,348 # You are # 1970 01:38:16,592 --> 01:38:19,788 # A radio star # 1971 01:38:21,162 --> 01:38:24,619 # Video killed the radio star # 1972 01:38:24,665 --> 01:38:28,191 # Video killed the radio star # 1973 01:38:28,235 --> 01:38:31,601 # Video killed the radio star # 1974 01:38:31,638 --> 01:38:35,164 # Video killed the radio star # 1975 01:38:35,208 --> 01:38:38,699 # Video killed the radio star # 1976 01:38:38,744 --> 01:38:42,179 # Video killed the radio star # 1977 01:38:42,214 --> 01:38:45,649 # Video killed the radio star # 1978 01:38:45,684 --> 01:38:47,981 # Video killed that radio star # 1979 01:38:48,019 --> 01:38:49,178 # Yes, it did # 1980 01:38:52,657 --> 01:38:56,114 # Video killed the radio star # 1981 01:38:56,161 --> 01:38:59,561 # Video killed the radio star # 1982 01:38:59,596 --> 01:39:02,826 # 'Cause in my mind and in my car # 1983 01:39:02,866 --> 01:39:06,460 # We can't rewind, we've gone too far # 1984 01:39:06,502 --> 01:39:09,698 # Pictures came and broke your heart # 1985 01:39:09,739 --> 01:39:15,472 # So put all the blame on VCRs # 1986 01:39:16,912 --> 01:39:18,902 # You are # 1987 01:39:19,915 --> 01:39:24,248 # A radio star # 1988 01:39:24,286 --> 01:39:25,912 # You are # 1989 01:39:27,188 --> 01:39:30,315 # A radio star # 1990 01:39:31,659 --> 01:39:35,185 # Video killed the radio star # 1991 01:39:35,228 --> 01:39:38,719 # Video killed the radio star # 1992 01:39:38,765 --> 01:39:42,256 # Video killed the radio star # 1993 01:39:42,302 --> 01:39:45,759 # Video killed the radio star # 1994 01:39:45,804 --> 01:39:49,239 # Video killed the radio star # 1995 01:39:49,274 --> 01:39:52,731 # Video killed the radio star # 1996 01:39:52,778 --> 01:39:56,213 # Video killed the radio star # 1997 01:39:56,247 --> 01:39:59,272 # Video killed that radio star #