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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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[ Lively conversations ]
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Hey, dudes.
Hey, what's up?
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Just wondering
if you guys have seen me
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and Tolkien's
latest Tiktok?
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You guys made
another TikTok?
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I think it's really
our best one yet!
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Yeah, nobody really gives a shit
about your TikToks, guys.
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Hey, really great TikTok,
guys!
Both: Oh! Thanks!
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Yeah, it was
pretty amazing.
Awesome!
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Well, anyway you guys
gotta check it out
when you get a chance!
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See ya later!
Yeah, see you guys!
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Hey fellas!
Loved that last TikTok!
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Thanks, Butters!
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♪♪
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara!
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Kochi, kochi, kochi!
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Sayonara!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara --
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What the [bleep] is this?
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Seriously,
what the [bleep] is this?
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Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien
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are, like, doing everything
together lately?
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Yeah, they're quite
the little team, aren't they?
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I, uh...
I'm gonna inside, guys.
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I'm gonna get
some homework done.
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Wow. I feel really bad
for Stan.
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It's gotta be hard to suddenly
have your best friend
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always hanging
with someone else.
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Mrph.
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I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.
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There's a little voice
inside me
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that can't stand to see
my friend suffer.
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I'm gonna go be
a good Christian.
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♪♪
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[ Band playing poorly ]
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Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.
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[ Playing poorly ]
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Hey, Tolkien!
What's goin' on?
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This is
the brass section.
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Yeah, I know.
I was just --
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I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out
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a lot with Kyle lately.
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Is there a problem
with that?
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No, I think
it's amazing.
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It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay
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with someone like him,
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given all the new
information lately.
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[ Playing poorly ]
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You know, the stuff
that's come out about
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how the Jews stole
the Black race's identity,
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that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.
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[ Playing poorly ]
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You didn't hear about this?
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Black people
are actually the Jews
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and people like Kyle
have taken that from them?
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Stop talking to me.
When the Jews
came to America
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to escape persecution
in World War II,
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they found that Blacks
were already the
underclass in America,
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so they had to invent
a story for themselves
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which they can make
everyone believe...
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[ Playing stops ]
...because
Kyle runs Hollywood!
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Kyle runs Hollywood,
Tolkien.
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[ Lively conversations ]
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Hey, Stan.
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Guess what.
I have some good news for you.
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What?
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A little magic fairy
told me
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that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.
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I don't care that Kyle
is making TikToks with Tolkien.
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Yes, you do.
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But don't worry, Stan.
It's almost Valentine's Day.
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And the little angel
on my shoulder
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says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.
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Hey, Stan.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Rm!
Uh-huh.
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Well, dude,
you wanna sit down?
Oh, no sorry.
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I was actually just
seeing if you had a phone
charger I could borrow.
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Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video
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and my stupid phone died!
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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Thanks, dude!
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Tolkien,
I got one, dude!
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The [bleep] is going on?
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Well, um, I'm gonna
head back to class, guys.
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I don't get it. The little cupid
is always right.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Why didn't Tolkien listen?
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[ Harp strumming ]
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Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?
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Yeah, I told him
everything, Cupid Ye!
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Tee hee hee!
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And did you tell him
how the Jews stole
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Black people's identity?
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Yeah, but it didn't work,
Cupid Ye.
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That's okay, Eric!
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Remember, being a good
Christian means
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helping people
even when it's hard.
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You're right, Cupid Ye.
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Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?
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Spreading information
is like spreading love.
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I'll help you
get the word out, Eric!
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Tee hee hee!
Tee hee hee!
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♪ All the pretty girls walk
like this, this, this ♪
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♪ This, this ♪
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♪ Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ♪
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Wow, that's so cool,
Tolkien.
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Look how many likes
we're getting for this one!
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Hey, Kyle,
you got a minute?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, there's
this rumor starting
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to go around the school.
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Kids are saying
that, like...
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I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?
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What?
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I told Scott that
that's just people being dumb
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and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.
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But...Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea
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about a dude
who has guns for hands
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and we have the first 20 pages
written, so...
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You don't really
run Hollywood, right?
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I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.
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Because repeating
a derogatory slur,
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even for the purpose
of refuting it,
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can make stupid
people think it's valid!
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Holy shit.
Kyle runs Hollywood.
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Kyle runs Hollywood,
and you [bleep] up the pitch!
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How'd I [bleep]
up the pitch?!
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You gotta tell him
what the stakes are.
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People who make movies, they
just care about the stakes!
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The guy has guns
for hands!
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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you
not tell students at this school
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That Kyle runs Hollywood?
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I think
I did say that, yes.
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And why would you say
such an intolerant,
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offensive thing like that?
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Somebody
runs Hollywood.
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Lots of people
run Hollywood!
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Yes, lots of...
people like Kyle.
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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous
frickin ground here, buddy!
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I'm sorry,
why is it so offensive
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to say
who runs Hollywood?
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People like Hollywood.
Hollywood's cool.
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The Jews should be honored
to be in charge of it.
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Hey! I am telling you
right now, Eric.
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The next time anyone
says anything about
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Kyle running Hollywood,
that person
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Is gonna have
two months detention.
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Two months?!
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Jesus,
Mary mother full of grace.
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You guys really
take this seriously.
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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Please help me be
the best Christian I can be.
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All I want is to help people,
but nobody understands.
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Please,
I can't do this alone.
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[ Harp strumming ]
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Tee hee hee!
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There you are, Cupid Ye!
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Sorry, Eric,
I was just busy
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praising our Savior's name
in the music studio!
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The Principal said
I can't talk about
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Kyle running Hollywood
anymore, Cupid Ye!
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Well, of course, Eric!
They're trying to silence you.
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That's what they do.
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Who's they?
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Oh right... them.
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Tee hee hee!
Jews!
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But Cupid Ye, I have
to get to Tolkien or else
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Stan is gonna be
sad forever!
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Okay! I'll help you help
your friend however I can.
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You're such a good
Christian, Eric.
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Thanks.
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Just don't do anything
too drastic, okay?
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What do you mean?
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I dunno know, it's just...
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ever since you changed your name
and got all into Jesus,
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you've been acting a little
bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
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Tee hee hee!
Don't worry, Eric!
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I'm gonna make
everything better!
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[ Wings beating ]
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Praiiise Jesus!
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Tee hee hee!
Tee hee hee hee!
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The true Jews of Israel
are your Black ancestors...
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Tee hee hee..
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Huh?
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You think you and Kyle
make TikToks together?
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Kyle only cares
about money.
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Tee hee hee...
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Mmm?
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Think about it.
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Are you really
making TikToks together,
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or is Kyle
profiting off of you?
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It's just like
the lost tribes of Israel.
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Kyle wants to take all
the credit for what you doing.
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Tolkien?
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Oh, Jesus!
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[ Indistinct muttering ]
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Hey, I didn't see you
at the playground.
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Thought we were doing
that morning TikTok.
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Oh yeah, sorry.
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I didn't get
the best sleep last night.
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Everything okay?
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Hey, Kyle!
How's it going, man?
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Good, Jimmy. How are you?
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Great!
F-F-Fantastic!
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Is there something
you wanted, Jimmy?
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Oh, yeah!
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I just realized that I've never
given you my headshot.
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You know, just in case
anything ever comes up.
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Anything like what?
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Anything like...
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Anything you might need
my headshot for.
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Jimmy,
I do not run Hollywood!
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Well, that's not
what everyone's saying.
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Everyone! I do not
run Hollywood!
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Get a [bleep] clue!
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God dammit! This thing has
gotten out of control!
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Ah, it's not
a big deal.
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It's a huge deal!
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It's an attack on
my ethnicity, Tolkien.
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You don't understand!
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I don't understand?
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Yeah, Tolkien.
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There's lots of
Black people in the NBA,
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But nobody says, "The NBA
is run by Black people!"
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That's because the NBA
is run by white people!
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Okay, yeah, good point.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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You wanna just go make
the morning TikTok?
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Yeah, sure.
We still have time.
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Cool, come on.
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Stan?
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Sometimes,
Jesus works slowly.
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Stop talking to me.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Hey, Ger. You got
a minute to talk?
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Yeah,
what's up, Randy?
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Look, I --
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I know that boys
will be boys
254
00:10:42,677 --> 00:10:44,745
and as parents,
we can't always control
255
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,014
what their personal
decisions are.
256
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,150
No, of course not.
257
00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,018
I just want you to know
first off that...
258
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,187
your son
is a great kid.
259
00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:56,557
You know, Stan and Kyle
have always been really close,
260
00:10:56,557 --> 00:10:58,759
and I know their friendship
has meant so much.
261
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,195
What's happened,
Randy?
262
00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:02,596
[ Exhales deeply ]
263
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:04,398
Well, Gerald,
I don't know
264
00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:06,734
if you can just talk
to your son but...
265
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,236
can we just admit this whole
woke thing isn't working?
266
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,838
Woke thing?
267
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,940
I mean, it's been great
in so many ways,
268
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,610
but now it's like every
movie and every TV show.
269
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:19,080
You know, it's like,
you can see through it now.
270
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,614
Audiences want to be
entertained.
271
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,049
They don't want
to be preached at,
272
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,784
and if you're just
doing shows and movies
273
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,586
that have like an agenda,
it's like --
274
00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,922
it's going to
keep failing.
275
00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:29,690
Randy, what are you
talking about?
276
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,892
Box office is down,
people are tuning out.
277
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,195
You know it's what killed
the Marvel franchise.
278
00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:36,630
And just as a side note,
I'm gonna say it out loud.
279
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,900
"Avatar 2" sucked.
It just sucked, Gerald.
280
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,435
Someone had to be brave
enough to say it.
281
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,904
God dammit! I do not
[bleep] run Hollywood!
282
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,273
Gerald,
can you talk to him?
283
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,608
Kyle, what is he
talking about?!
284
00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:49,210
He's just being an idiot
285
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,478
and listening to what
[bleep] Eric Cartman said!
286
00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:52,413
I did not hear it
from Eric Cartman.
287
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:55,549
I heard it from a prominent,
respected artist on television.
288
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,984
Who?!
289
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,420
Our next guest is a world famous
rapper and artist
290
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,722
who claims that the Jews
run Hollywood.
291
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,824
What exactly
do you mean by that?
292
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,627
Well, mostly I just mean
that Jews control everything
293
00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:08,395
we see on TV
and the movies.
294
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,664
And why do you not want
to show your face right now?
295
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,333
Well, that's 'cause
there's this one Jew --
296
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,101
um, his name is Kyle.
297
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,004
And he can totally retaliate me,
'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
298
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,472
[ Magical chimes ]
299
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,341
Yeah, and Jews try to silence
people all the time.
300
00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:21,575
Especially
Black people.
301
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,410
Yeah, especially
Black people.
302
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,412
That's because of all
the new information lately.
303
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,181
The new information about
how the chosen people
304
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,182
were actually Africans.
305
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,416
So, you know,
Black people
306
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,785
have really
been hurt by the Jews.
307
00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:32,820
Yeah, so Hitler actually
wasn't a bad guy.
308
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,655
Yeah, so --
Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.
309
00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:35,923
That's going
a bit too far.
310
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,424
He's just trying
to be shocking.
311
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,426
What are you watching,
honey?
312
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,462
I have no idea.
313
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:49,603
♪ Mommy? ♪
♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪
314
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,139
♪ Can I get Roblox
on my Xbox? ♪
315
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,809
♪ Sure thing, Caillou,
as long as it's free ♪
316
00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:57,344
♪ Oh, for sure,
it is for free ♪
317
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,180
Okay, wait, wait, cut.
Hang on.
318
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,182
Let's try it again.
I think you forgot the words.
319
00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:03,450
Yeah, sorry.
I'm just tired.
320
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,785
I didn't get
the best sleep last night.
321
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,287
Maybe I should do
the mom part.
322
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:07,855
Nah, you do the kid part.
It's funnier.
323
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,724
Okay, yeah.
I guess you call the shots.
324
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,193
What's that
supposed to mean?
325
00:13:12,193 --> 00:13:14,862
Just means
you're in charge.
326
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,363
Oh, I'm in charge,
327
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,032
Like I control things?
328
00:13:18,032 --> 00:13:20,568
Huh, are you gonna start saying
I run Hollywood now too?
329
00:13:20,568 --> 00:13:22,169
I didn't say
you run Hollywood.
330
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,305
And honestly, I'm getting
kind of sick of hearing it.
331
00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,573
You're
sick of hearing it?
332
00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:27,041
Yeah,
I'm sick of hearing it.
333
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,576
Oh, my God, are you
listening to yourself?
334
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,811
You of all people should
have some compassion.
335
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,847
Oh, really? Why me of
all people, Kyle?
336
00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,381
You seriously
don't know why?
337
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,550
You know that Jews
have stood alongside Blacks
338
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,319
since the Civil Rights
movement began, right?
339
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:39,987
What does that
have to do with anything?
340
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,922
I'm just saying I thought
you'd be a better friend.
341
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,224
'Cause you're like...
342
00:13:43,224 --> 00:13:46,193
'Cause I'm like what?
Black?
343
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,062
Oh my God,
this is so awesome.
344
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,496
Whatever, Tolkien.
345
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,731
Now you're gonna act
like I somehow
346
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:51,999
did something
wrong to you.
347
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,701
No, you didn't
do it to me.
348
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,402
It just seems to work out that
way all the time for you people.
349
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,737
You people?
350
00:13:56,737 --> 00:13:58,372
No, it works
that way for you people!
351
00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,674
You know what? I don't wanna
make TikToks with you anymore!
352
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,443
I don't wanna make TikToks
with you anymore!
353
00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:03,744
Good!
354
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:05,946
Good!
355
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:08,916
We did it.
356
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,451
I can't believe we did it.
357
00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:13,520
Praise Christ! They'll probably
never talk again!
358
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,856
And now Stan can have
his best friend back.
359
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:19,093
Yeah, and we can spread
our Nazi message
360
00:14:19,093 --> 00:14:20,294
all over the world!
361
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,363
Whoa, whoa,
okay, Cupid Ye.
362
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:23,864
You mean our Christian message.
363
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,567
It's the same thing.
Christian message, Nazi message.
364
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,269
Hitler was
a great Christian.
365
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:29,770
Cupid Ye, are you okay?
366
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,071
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
367
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,573
I mean it.
368
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:34,308
People have to die so that
the better races can live.
369
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:38,045
Okay, Cupid Ye.
Time to go back inside.
370
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,880
Tee hee hee hee!
Tee hee hee!
371
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,749
Come on, let's go, Ye.
372
00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:43,050
I don't think so,
dawg!
373
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,953
Let's go torch
some mother[bleep]!
374
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:49,023
[ Car alarm sounds ]
375
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,827
[ Tires squeal ]
376
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:56,096
Deathcon one, bitches!
377
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,565
Yeeee?!
378
00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,767
[ Tires squealing ]
379
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,268
[ Glass shatters,
metal crunches ]
380
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,506
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
381
00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,274
Oh, shit.
382
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,344
[ Knock on door ]
383
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,445
Yeah?
384
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,181
[ Lock clicks ]
385
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,683
Stan! We aren't safe!
386
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:17,785
What?
387
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:19,186
He's totally gone crazy.
388
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,688
I don't think I can
reason with him anymore!
389
00:15:20,688 --> 00:15:21,755
Reason with who?
390
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,324
Stan, listen to me.
391
00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:25,426
There's someone who's been
messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
392
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:28,429
He said it was to be
a good Christian, but...
393
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,931
But I think he's just been
using Christianity as an excuse
394
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,833
to be a racist
piece of shit.
395
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,369
What did you do?
396
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,137
Not me, Stan!
397
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,641
This is going to be extremely
hard to believe, but...
398
00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,042
There's a little
magic angel
399
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,478
that comes each year
around Valentine's Day.
400
00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:47,181
He spreads love and brings
lonely people together.
401
00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:48,515
But this year
is different.
402
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,784
Cupid me found Christ
and changed his name.
403
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,887
And I have to find a way
to get him back on his meds.
404
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,322
Dude, Cartman,
are you okay?
405
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,790
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
406
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,859
Stan, do you believe
in Santa Claus?
407
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,060
Yeah.
408
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,662
Do you believe
in the Easter Bunny?
409
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:03,063
I guess so.
410
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,299
Then believe that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day...
411
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,801
and there's no telling
what Cupid Ye is capable of.
412
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,938
[ Dramatic music plays ]
413
00:16:12,315 --> 00:16:14,817
[ Students laughing, shouting ]
414
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,389
Happy Valentine's Day,
Clyde!
415
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:21,324
Here's a Valentine
for you, Red!
416
00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:26,029
Ah, Valentine's day.
Isn't it nice?
417
00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,664
Love is in the air!
418
00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:31,000
[ Hip-hop beat plays ]
419
00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:35,171
♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪
420
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,240
♪ I ain't sayin'
she's a gold digger ♪
421
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,709
♪ But she ain't messin'
with no broke Jew ♪
422
00:16:41,544 --> 00:16:43,646
[ Knock on door ]
423
00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:45,181
Who is it?
Tee-hee-hee!
424
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,849
Hey! Asshole!
425
00:16:46,849 --> 00:16:49,185
Other people need
to use the bathroom, too!
426
00:16:49,185 --> 00:16:51,254
[ Door bangs ]
427
00:16:56,326 --> 00:16:58,394
Whoa... Dude...
428
00:16:58,394 --> 00:17:00,163
Happy Valentine's Day,
bitch!
429
00:17:00,163 --> 00:17:01,397
What the hell?!
430
00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:02,865
How about a little
anti-Semitism?
431
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:04,133
Ugh!
432
00:17:06,169 --> 00:17:09,072
Aahghgghgh!!!!
433
00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:10,873
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
434
00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:12,542
[ Students screaming ]
435
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:13,876
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
436
00:17:21,117 --> 00:17:22,418
[ Glass shatters, harp trills ]
437
00:17:22,619 --> 00:17:24,120
[ Screaming continues ]
438
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,555
Girl: What is that?!
439
00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:31,961
Tolkien!
440
00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:33,429
Tolkien,
I need to talk to you.
441
00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:34,697
About what?
442
00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:36,966
Tolkien...
I owe you an apology.
443
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:38,768
Someone has been
messing with you...
444
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:40,036
and it was all for me.
445
00:17:40,036 --> 00:17:41,604
I don't get it.
446
00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:44,307
I've been jealous about
you and Kyle's TikToks.
447
00:17:44,307 --> 00:17:46,576
[ Glass shatters, harp trills ]
448
00:17:46,576 --> 00:17:48,745
[ Screaming continues ]
449
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,652
Tee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
450
00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:58,588
[ Screaming continues ]
451
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:06,229
Mr. Mackey (over P.A.):
Attention, students!
452
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:08,665
There is a giant bee
in the school!
453
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:10,733
Get somewhere safe!
There's a giant bee!
454
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,402
Oh, Jesus, here it is!
455
00:18:12,402 --> 00:18:14,137
Cupid Ye: Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
456
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,339
Mr. Mackey: Oh, God!
It's a bee!!
457
00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:18,274
Craig: Look, there he is!
458
00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:23,713
What do you think
you're doing, Kyle?
459
00:18:25,248 --> 00:18:26,482
W-What do you mean?
460
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,451
A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
461
00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:30,319
What were you thinking??
462
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,922
How many more superheroes
do you think we need?!
463
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:34,657
Butters:
Mario Brothers, Kyle?!
464
00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:37,827
You seriously can't do better
than Mario Brothers?!
465
00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:42,465
That's enough,
you guys!
466
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:43,499
Tolkien?
467
00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:44,701
I'm sorry, Kyle.
468
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:46,269
It's not his fault,
it's mine!
469
00:18:46,269 --> 00:18:48,805
I was jealous of you guys
and your TikToks.
470
00:18:48,805 --> 00:18:52,141
What are you waiting for?!
Let's jack up these mofos!
471
00:18:52,141 --> 00:18:54,844
Holy shit!
What the hell is that?!
472
00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:56,546
Cartman: Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
473
00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:00,550
[ Pills rattle ]
474
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,719
Time to take your meds.
475
00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:04,954
No!
Those are how people control me!
476
00:19:04,954 --> 00:19:07,890
You're taking your meds, Ye,
one way or another!
477
00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:13,996
No! I'm not taking --
478
00:19:13,996 --> 00:19:15,198
You're taking your medication!
Let me go!
479
00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:16,666
I'm not t--
You're taking it, Ye!
480
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,735
Swallow it! Swallow it!
[ Shouting gibberish ]
481
00:19:18,735 --> 00:19:20,002
Swallow it! Swallow it!
482
00:19:20,002 --> 00:19:21,370
[ Grunting ]
483
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,905
[ Grunting stops ]
484
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:30,179
Ye? Ye?
485
00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:36,352
[ Harp trills ]
486
00:19:36,352 --> 00:19:37,720
Eric?
487
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,088
Cupid me?!
488
00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:41,124
You guys! It's Cupid me!
He's back!
489
00:19:42,525 --> 00:19:44,260
What day is it?
490
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,996
Why it's Valentine's Day,
Cupid me!
491
00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:48,264
Valentines Day?!
492
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,333
Well, then, I need
to get to work!
493
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,535
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
Yeah!
494
00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:53,836
[ Students screaming ]
495
00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:56,739
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
496
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:58,741
[ Harp trills ]
497
00:20:03,513 --> 00:20:06,048
We have a young man
who is joining us here today
498
00:20:06,048 --> 00:20:08,751
to talk about stereotypes
499
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:11,053
and the harm
that they can bring.
500
00:20:11,053 --> 00:20:14,524
Young man,
what is your message?
501
00:20:14,524 --> 00:20:17,760
My message is, we can't control
what people say.
502
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:22,064
So we have to be smart
about what we choose to believe.
503
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:24,100
If one idiot says
that a certain group
504
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,769
"runs Hollywood,"
look into it.
505
00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:30,540
With very minimal effort,
you will find that "Hollywood"
506
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,941
is a multi-tiered industry
507
00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:33,443
run by tens of thousands
of people
508
00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:36,579
from all over the world.
509
00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:39,615
In the past, Jews were shut out
of most professions.
510
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,884
So they came to dominate
vaudeville, which back then
511
00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:44,453
was considered too low-brow
for good Christians.
512
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,222
Those Jews eventually
moved West
513
00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:47,924
and started the first
movie studios
514
00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:50,560
when movies were also considered
work for the underclasses.
515
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,961
And their descendants
516
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:53,896
are now a decent percentage
of the thousands
517
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,833
of people of all races
that make Hollywood run.
518
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:01,337
This young man
519
00:21:01,337 --> 00:21:04,340
has said in plain words
what so many of us in Hollywood
520
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:07,476
have been trying to get
people to understand.
521
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:10,146
To hear it all so plain,
and so passionate.
522
00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:13,149
This kid thinks about things
the way we all need to.
523
00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:14,584
You know what I think?
524
00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:16,519
I think this kid should run
Hollywood!
525
00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,120
Yeah!
526
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,489
[ Cheers and applause ]
527
00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:23,492
Whoa, whoa --
Wait, what? Whoa.
528
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,761
-Let him run Hollywood!
-Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
529
00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:28,698
-Come on!
-Let him do it!
530
00:21:28,698 --> 00:21:30,533
God damn it.
531
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,635
[ All chanting ]
Let the Jew run it!
532
00:21:32,635 --> 00:21:36,839
Let the Jew run it!
533
00:21:34,770 --> 00:21:36,839
Let the Jew run it!
534
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,975
Let the Jew run it!!
535
00:21:38,975 --> 00:21:40,977
Let the Jew run it!
536
00:21:40,977 --> 00:21:41,978
♪♪
537
00:21:47,808 --> 00:22:14,402
♪♪
538
00:21:56,684 --> 00:22:14,402
♪♪
539
00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:14,402
♪♪