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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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Announcer: Today is a tragic day
for Canada.
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Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn
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the passing
of their beloved mother.
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The Queen is dead.
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♪ The Queen is dead ♪
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Every Canadian everywhere
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is feeling absolute emptiness
right now.
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♪ Oh, God, she's dead ♪
[ Crying ]
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And now the casket
is brought down the aisle
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with the Queen inside.
♪ Oh, God, no, not her ♪
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The Queen's body being carried
by the royal guard.
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What a horrible day for Canada
and therefore the world.
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♪ Not the Queen ♪
Ike -- Ike, come on, dude,
you can't keep doing this.
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♪ She is dead ♪
She's dead.
She's dead, Kyle.
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Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.
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You gotta let it go.
♪ And gone forever ♪
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Announcer: And here comes
Canada's most beloved musician,
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Sir Smelly John.
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Yes, Smelly John
is sitting down at the piano
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with a tribute
for the Queen, I believe.
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♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪
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♪ Seems as though you've
queefed your last queef ♪
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[ All crying ]
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[ Crying ]
Okay, it's 7:00.
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it's my turn
to use the computer.
No!
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Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.
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Get off!
[Bleep] you, Kyle!
[ Crying ]
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Announcer: Oh, and now people
are starting to stare angrily.
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Y-Yes, it looks like
the Prince and his new wife
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have just shown up.
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The Prince and his wife
have, of course,
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been bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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A lot of Canadians
hate them now.
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Oh, and I belive
the Earl of Halifax
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has just farted
on the Prince's wife's face!
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The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.
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Oh, this is bad now.
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Ike, I'm playing "Darktide"
with my friends.
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No, get off me!
Ike, God damn it,
get off!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hey, guys.
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Kyle, dude,
where were you last night?
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Yeah,
we were all waiting.
Look,
I know you think
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I haven't been
showing up for things, but --
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but I got screwed
by my little brother.
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He just keeps crying
about the Queen.
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And then there's
this Prince and his wife
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and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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I guess it's like people
don't even know
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why they showed up
to the funeral
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But, anyway, I'm really sorry
I ruined game time for everyone.
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You didn't ruin it for anyone.
We played without you.
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What? Y-You guys, we -- we said
we'd all level up together.
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Well, yeah, we're
all like level 12 now.
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We got some sweet drip,
dude.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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But this isn't fair,
it wasn't my fault.
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Hey, guys. Did you get
to upgrade your rifle, Stan?
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Yeah, it's got
a lot better range now.
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What about you?
[ School bell rings ]
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I kept the same gun,
but I got some sweet drip.
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Nice, sweet drip, dude.
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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It stinks,
doesn't it?
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What stinks?
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When people make certain
judgements about you.
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I've been watching you,
Kyle,
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and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.
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My brand?
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[ Children laughing ]
You see, everyone
has an image, Kyle.
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Some kids call it
your credibility
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or your reputation,
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but those things
are just little parts
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of something
much more important --
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your brand.
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Think about it,
Kyle.
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Who are you?
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I'm just --
I-I'm just me.
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See? You don't know
what your brand is.
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So how is anyone else
supposed to know?
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It's like a commercial
for Kyle,
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but you're not putting
a label on the jar.
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Butters, this seems
very out of character for you.
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That's because
I've been workin' on my brand.
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My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people
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so they sent me
to brand management.
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Brand management?
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Hi, Mr. Davis.
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Well, Butters Stotch.
How you doing there, Butters?
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How's the brand going?
Great.
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I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me
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to help her
with her homework.
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Well, there ya go there,
Butters.
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My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,
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and I told him
maybe you could help.
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Oh, well,
sure there, Kyle,
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let's just get you to fill out
a CumHammer survey,
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and then we'll go
in the back
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and come up
with some options for ya.
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[ Applause ]
Announcer: Live from the
television studios in Toronto,
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it's "Good Morning, Canada."
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[ Farts ]
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It has been
several months now
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since our beloved Queen
has died.
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All Canadians are finding
it hard to go on.
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All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,
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The Prince and his wife.
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[ Audience booing ]
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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Thanks for having us
on the show.
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It's so awesome to be here.
It's great.
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So let me start with you,
sir.
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You lived a life
with the royal family,
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you had everything
handed to you
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but you say your life
has been hard,
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and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."
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Yes that's right,
fwiend.
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You see,
my wife and I are --
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I was totally like,
"You should write a book
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'cause you're family's,
like, stupid,
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and then so are, like,
journalists."
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So you hate
journalists?
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That's right.
And now you wrote
a book
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that reports on the lives
of the royal family.
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Right.
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So you're a journalist.
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We just want
to be normal people.
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All this attention
is so hard.
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Isn't it true, sir,
that your questionable wife
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has her own TV show
and hangs out with celebrities
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and does fashion magazines?
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What are you suggesting?
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Well, I just think some
people might say
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that your Instagram-loving
bitch wife
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actually doesn't
want her privacy.
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How dare you, sir!
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My Instagram-loving bitch wife
has always wanted her privacy!
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And you know what else?
To hell with Canada.
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We are leaving.
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We'll go find
some quiet place
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where we can be
normal people.
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Come on, wife.
We want privacy!
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
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Both: We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
Both: We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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Both: We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ The Worldwide Privacy Tour
is coming soon to your town ♪
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♪ We're coming soon
to your town, give us privacy ♪
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Both: We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
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Alright there, Kyle,
we got your survey answers,
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and I think we've put together
some great ideas for your brand.
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I understand you want people
to like you more
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and think you're cool.
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Is that right?
Yeah.
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Alright, well, let's see
how this brand works for you.
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We got...Kyle -- Rugged. Vegan.
Compassionate. Victim.
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I -- I don't think
that's really me.
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Well, that's fine 'cause
there's a lot of different
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brands people are attracted to.
How about this one?
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Kyle -- Sensitive. Outdoorsy.
Frugal. Victim.
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I'm not --
I'm not that outdoorsy.
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Okay, well,
remember there, Kyle,
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it's not so much about
who you are as much as it is
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about what people
are attracted to, okay?
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So let's see, how about this?
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[ Keyboard clacking,
mouse clicks ]
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Kyle -- Wealthy. Handsome.
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Multi-talented
Grammy Award-Winning. Victim.
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Oh, that -- that one's
taken already.
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Sorry. Hold on.
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Just a minute, Kyle.
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We're gonna find
a good one here for you.
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You'll see, Kyle.
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When you have your brand up
and runnin,'
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no one can stop you.
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Look at this town.
There's just something about it.
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Oh, darling.
I think this might be the place.
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You really think so?
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It's so quiet
and empty here.
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If we moved here,
then people would think
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we're really serious
about wanting to be normal.
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It does seem perfect,
doesn't it?
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We can have
a fresh start here.
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Lead a normal life
and have babies.
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Can we? Can we really move here
and finally have our privacy?
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My love, I will do anything
for your privacy.
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[ Airplane engine whirring ]
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The couch goes
in the first room!
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Ay, be careful
with that TV, buddy!
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Drum set goes
on the second floor.
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Wait. Put it down.
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I want to make sure
it isn't damaged.
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What the hell?
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♪♪
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Hey!
Hey, you!
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Hey,
what are you looking at?!
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You ever heard
of privacy?!
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What?
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You guys,
I am so sorry.
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I totally was going to play
with you guys online
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but the Prince of Canada
and his wife
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moved in across
the street from me.
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They have this huge jet
parked in front of my house
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and then they kept trying to
get me to buy their stupid book
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and -- and, anyway, I'm sorry
I messed up another game night.
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It's okay, dude,
we had a great time.
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Yeah, we are literally
dripping with drip.
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Well, I just want
you guys to know
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that I am a reliable,
fun-loving, punctual victim.
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'Kay, well,
we gotta get to class.
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I'm really working
on myself!
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You're gonna like
what you see!
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CumHammer Head Guy:
As a child, you see the world
in a different way.
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You see the wonder in nature,
and you're starting to learn
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more about yourself
all the time.
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And you're learning that
there's something more important
244
00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:17,631
than you ever thought --
your brand.
245
00:10:17,631 --> 00:10:19,466
It's what defines you.
246
00:10:19,466 --> 00:10:21,401
And with brand management,
you can make sure
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others see you
the way they want to see you.
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Welcome to your
CumHammer Work tutorial.
249
00:10:28,675 --> 00:10:31,578
You are taking the first steps
to making your brand
250
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a great one.
251
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,982
By now you've received
your workbook
252
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and also
your brand slide tool
253
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and CumHammer
social-media drive
254
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which will be used
in this video.
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Now, if you're ready,
let's start the exercises
256
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on page five
of your workbook.
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[ Fireworks whistling ]
258
00:10:51,899 --> 00:10:53,600
Yeah!
[ Laughs ]
259
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,769
Respect our privacy!
Leave us alone!
260
00:10:55,769 --> 00:10:57,905
Leave us alone!
[ Laughs ]
261
00:10:57,905 --> 00:10:59,539
Both:
Down with the monarchy!
262
00:10:59,539 --> 00:11:01,308
We just want our privacy!
263
00:11:02,776 --> 00:11:05,746
God, [bleep] these people!
264
00:11:05,746 --> 00:11:07,347
Why are we so mad today?
265
00:11:07,347 --> 00:11:09,716
Because we want
our privacy!
266
00:11:09,716 --> 00:11:11,852
[ Phone ringing ]
267
00:11:11,852 --> 00:11:14,254
Park County Police Station.
What's your emergency?
268
00:11:14,254 --> 00:11:16,390
Yeah, the neighbors across the
street are setting off fireworks
269
00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:18,392
and it's
10:30 at night!
270
00:11:18,392 --> 00:11:19,960
Oh, is it the Prince of Canada
and his wife,
271
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,428
who just want to be
left alone?
272
00:11:21,428 --> 00:11:23,463
Yes.
273
00:11:23,463 --> 00:11:26,366
They're being super loud, and
I'm trying to work on my brand!
274
00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:27,734
Oh, God damn it.
275
00:11:27,734 --> 00:11:29,303
Now the prince
is playing polo on the lawn!
276
00:11:32,439 --> 00:11:35,742
We are here because privacy
is a basic human right.
277
00:11:35,742 --> 00:11:38,045
How many more princes
and his wives
278
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,147
have to live
in this nightmare?
279
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,252
Hey, can you two
[bleep] keep it down?!
280
00:11:45,252 --> 00:11:46,720
Oy!
281
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,155
You ever heard of a thing
called "privacy"?!
282
00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:49,589
Yeah, nobody gives
a shit.
283
00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:51,425
Will you two just shut up,
and go away?!
284
00:11:55,929 --> 00:11:58,098
It seriously is
driving me crazy!
285
00:11:58,098 --> 00:12:00,968
The prince plays drums all day.
I don't think he even has a job.
286
00:12:00,968 --> 00:12:03,103
And I don't know what the hell
she does.
287
00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:04,972
Why they even left Canada
is beyond me.
288
00:12:04,972 --> 00:12:06,807
And, like, she seems to just
boss him around,
289
00:12:06,807 --> 00:12:08,108
and make him do
whatever she wants.
290
00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:09,443
I mean, why did they even
leave Canada
291
00:12:09,443 --> 00:12:11,845
and move to South Park,
anyway?
292
00:12:11,845 --> 00:12:13,814
Stan, are you gonna
say something?
293
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,315
You say it.
294
00:12:15,315 --> 00:12:16,650
Say what?
295
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,118
Look, Kyle...
296
00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:19,820
We just kinda don't care
about some dumb prince
297
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,421
and his stupid wife.
298
00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:23,123
I don't care
about them either!
299
00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:26,126
So, then why do you talk
about them all the time?
300
00:12:26,126 --> 00:12:28,028
[ Stammering ]
301
00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:30,530
Dude, we're just kind of
sick of hearing about them.
302
00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:31,832
I'm sick of hearing
about them!
303
00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:33,500
But I can't get away
from them!
304
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,669
They're everywhere!
In my [bleep] face!
305
00:12:35,669 --> 00:12:37,704
Yeah, and now you're putting 'em
in our [bleep] face.
306
00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:40,040
Fine, I won't talk
about them anymore.
307
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,508
Thank you.
308
00:12:45,879 --> 00:12:48,382
Okay, just one last thing --
did you know the prince sleeps-
309
00:12:48,382 --> 00:12:49,683
[ All groan ]
310
00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:50,917
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
311
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:56,323
Man: The problem with you is you
want results without the work.
312
00:12:56,323 --> 00:12:57,991
You can't just say
you're a certain thing,
313
00:12:57,991 --> 00:13:00,827
and then expect people
to just like your brand.
314
00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:03,830
You gotta work it,
sell people on it.
315
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,332
But I just don't feel
like my brand
316
00:13:05,332 --> 00:13:07,501
is who I really am
on the inside.
317
00:13:07,501 --> 00:13:08,969
You know, Kyle,
some people think
318
00:13:08,969 --> 00:13:10,837
it's what's inside you
that matters.
319
00:13:10,837 --> 00:13:13,507
But people can't see
inside you.
320
00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:15,809
They can only see what kind of
drink you're drinking.
321
00:13:15,809 --> 00:13:17,377
That's what matters.
322
00:13:17,377 --> 00:13:18,845
I guess so.
323
00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:20,414
Now, I'm gonna help you
with a new brand,
324
00:13:20,414 --> 00:13:22,482
but you've got to
work on it.
325
00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:25,252
What do you want your friends
to think about you?
326
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:28,655
I want them to think I'm not
gonna complain about things,
327
00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:29,923
I'm more thick-skinned.
328
00:13:29,923 --> 00:13:31,992
Okay. This is good.
This is good.
329
00:13:31,992 --> 00:13:34,194
And I want people to think
I'm stronger, mentally,
330
00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:35,395
than I probably am.
331
00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:37,097
Okay. Okay.
I think we got it.
332
00:13:37,097 --> 00:13:38,932
People are gonna
love this.
333
00:13:38,932 --> 00:13:41,868
Kyle -- he's a thick-skinned,
super cool,
334
00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:45,238
nothing bothers him
victim.
335
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:46,573
I just don't know
if I can --
336
00:13:46,573 --> 00:13:48,575
You're goin'
off brand already!
337
00:13:48,575 --> 00:13:52,879
Remember, no matter what,
nothing bothers you.
338
00:14:33,086 --> 00:14:35,422
I don't care.
Don't care.
339
00:14:40,794 --> 00:14:42,762
What the hell?
What'd he just say?
340
00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:43,997
He victimized me!
341
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,465
It's because I'm
an ethnic woman!
342
00:14:45,465 --> 00:14:47,000
He can't do that!
I'll see --
343
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,902
Wait, you're ethnic?
This is an outrage!
344
00:14:48,902 --> 00:14:51,505
We'll just see how he deals
with my blue penis!
345
00:14:51,505 --> 00:14:53,473
[ Video game playing
on TV ]
346
00:14:56,776 --> 00:14:58,445
[ Knocking ]
347
00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:07,621
[ Squeaking ]
348
00:15:09,089 --> 00:15:10,524
Hey!
349
00:15:10,524 --> 00:15:13,426
Have some respect
for this privacy!
350
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:15,896
[ Squeaking ]
351
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:35,115
♪♪
352
00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:35,115
♪♪
353
00:15:35,115 --> 00:15:37,951
[ Cries ]
354
00:15:37,951 --> 00:15:39,519
Don't worry,
my love,
355
00:15:39,519 --> 00:15:42,923
he's not gonna
get away with this.
356
00:16:04,211 --> 00:16:06,113
Hey, guys!
How you doin?!
357
00:16:06,113 --> 00:16:07,614
Good.
How are you?
358
00:16:07,614 --> 00:16:09,717
I'm great.
Got some good sleep last night.
359
00:16:09,717 --> 00:16:12,119
Just letting' things roll
right off my back, you know?
360
00:16:12,119 --> 00:16:14,354
'Cause that's the kind of guy
I am.
361
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,058
Cool.
362
00:16:18,058 --> 00:16:19,660
Hey, do you guys wanna play
Darktide after school?
363
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:22,463
Or if not, whatever.
I'm cool either way.
364
00:16:22,463 --> 00:16:24,465
Yeah, I'm sure we can
figure that out.
365
00:16:24,465 --> 00:16:26,867
Cool. Whatever.
I'm care-free and unflappable.
366
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,368
I'll catch you guys
at lunch!
367
00:16:30,204 --> 00:16:32,372
Wow, Kyle,
you seem really different.
368
00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:33,574
Do you like it?
369
00:16:33,574 --> 00:16:35,175
Uh, Sure.
370
00:16:35,175 --> 00:16:36,710
Thanks, Jimmy.
371
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,412
But you know, I really need
to thank a good friend.
372
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:41,014
He introduced me to a way of
becoming a more stable person.
373
00:16:41,014 --> 00:16:42,416
Have you seen Butters?
374
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,218
Butters?
Oh, sure.
375
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:45,586
He's out on
the playground,
376
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:46,987
getting the shit
beat out of him by Bebe.
377
00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:48,388
What?
378
00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:52,159
Bebe: [Bleep]
379
00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:54,928
Don't ever say
that shit again!
380
00:16:54,928 --> 00:16:56,830
Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
381
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,265
What the hell
is going on?!
382
00:16:58,265 --> 00:17:00,400
I wasn't even doing anything,
and he came up,
383
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,402
and started
talking shit to me!
384
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,938
Yeah, everyone likes a guy
that's strong and assertive,
385
00:17:04,938 --> 00:17:06,874
so I told Bebe
to go [bleep] herself.
386
00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,542
Who do you even think
you are?!
387
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,177
You want some more of this,
you dumb slut?
388
00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:11,612
Butters,
what are you doing?
389
00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:12,846
This isn't you.
390
00:17:12,846 --> 00:17:14,248
Hey, Kyle,
will you relax.
391
00:17:14,248 --> 00:17:15,849
You're kind of [bleep] up
my brand.
392
00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:17,718
Okay, that does it --
come on, Butters.
393
00:17:17,718 --> 00:17:19,620
You're going back
to CumHammer.
394
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,722
You're lucky
he saved your ass!
395
00:17:21,722 --> 00:17:24,458
[Bleep] you,
you [bleep] bitch!
396
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:28,195
The most important thing about
your brand is being flexible.
397
00:17:28,195 --> 00:17:30,798
We want to make sure
you're completely satisfied.
398
00:17:30,798 --> 00:17:32,766
You say you're having
some problems?
399
00:17:32,766 --> 00:17:34,134
That's right!
400
00:17:34,134 --> 00:17:35,702
There's this
horrible spy
401
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,304
who lives
across the street from us,
402
00:17:37,304 --> 00:17:39,239
and we're gonna get him back
by changing our brand!
403
00:17:39,239 --> 00:17:40,574
All right.
404
00:17:40,574 --> 00:17:42,376
And I do see
you're in our database,
405
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,978
but you didn't first get help
at this CumHammer location?
406
00:17:44,978 --> 00:17:46,580
No.
407
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:47,815
My wife went to one
in California as a child.
408
00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,249
Ah. Okay.
409
00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:50,551
Then you must be in
the national system.
410
00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:52,085
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Is this you?
411
00:17:52,085 --> 00:17:54,455
"Sorority girl, Actress,
Influencer, Victim."
412
00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:56,557
Yeah.
That's totally me.
413
00:17:56,557 --> 00:17:57,891
Okay. I see.
414
00:17:57,891 --> 00:17:59,092
And then,
you added your husband
415
00:17:59,092 --> 00:18:00,594
to your Friends and Family
account.
416
00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:02,396
You must be the
"Royal prince, millionaire,
417
00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:04,264
world traveler,
victim."
418
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:05,999
That's right.
419
00:18:05,999 --> 00:18:08,669
Kyle:
Come on, Butters.
420
00:18:08,669 --> 00:18:10,737
Hello?
421
00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:12,406
Oh, hey there.
Just gimme a minute.
422
00:18:12,406 --> 00:18:14,141
I'm with some other clients
right now, there, Kyle.
423
00:18:14,141 --> 00:18:15,943
Uh, no.
This is an emergency.
424
00:18:15,943 --> 00:18:17,277
We need to talk to --
425
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:18,612
Oy! Do you mind!
Stop invading --
426
00:18:18,612 --> 00:18:20,247
[ Gasps ]
It's him!
427
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:21,448
[ Screams ]
428
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,816
What the hell
are you doing here?
429
00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:24,785
You just can't
leave us alone, can you!
430
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:27,154
Oh, my God,
he's so obsessed with us.
431
00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:29,489
I'm not obsessed
with you.
432
00:18:29,489 --> 00:18:31,191
It's this
stupid place!
433
00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:35,796
Don't you see,
Butters?
434
00:18:35,796 --> 00:18:37,331
Teaching people
to think of their brand
435
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:39,499
just makes
more people like them.
436
00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:41,168
This whole thing
is wrong.
437
00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:43,704
They're telling you guys to
reduce yourselves into products
438
00:18:43,704 --> 00:18:47,007
instead of people to be truly
understood and loved.
439
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:49,443
Don't you guys want people
to like you for you
440
00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:53,013
instead of who they
want you to be?
441
00:18:53,013 --> 00:18:56,717
Look, we all have our faults.
God knows I do.
442
00:18:56,717 --> 00:18:59,152
But if we just try to present
and control an image of us
443
00:18:59,152 --> 00:19:01,889
for people to see, then,
we're just performers
444
00:19:01,889 --> 00:19:04,291
instead of
human beings.
445
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,659
He's right.
446
00:19:05,659 --> 00:19:06,994
Trying to make ourselves
into a brand
447
00:19:06,994 --> 00:19:08,495
just turned us
into products.
448
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:11,665
We don't need to be
a brand, do we?
449
00:19:11,665 --> 00:19:13,066
If it's truly
what we want,
450
00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:14,968
then we really can
get away from it all.
451
00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:16,970
No more magazines
and Netflix shows.
452
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,906
We really can
live a normal life.
453
00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:22,509
Yes, I'm sure you agree,
darling.
454
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,845
We can be the people
we talked about being,
455
00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:26,914
with no more worries
about how we look
456
00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:28,649
or the image
we project to people.
457
00:19:28,649 --> 00:19:31,451
What matters is what
we have on the inside.
458
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,791
Hello?
459
00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:42,162
Come on, Butters.
Time to go home.
460
00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:43,931
Yeah.
461
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:47,267
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
462
00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:48,835
Man: Now, hey.
463
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:50,604
Don't make a decision
you might all regret.
464
00:19:54,441 --> 00:19:57,077
Yeah, come on, honey.
We don't need this place.
465
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,581
Honey?
466
00:20:15,796 --> 00:20:18,699
Reporter:
The queen is dead.
467
00:20:18,699 --> 00:20:21,201
What a sad day for Canada --
and therefore, the world.
468
00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:22,970
[ Cries ]
469
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,304
Ike, I need to
use the --
470
00:20:24,304 --> 00:20:25,906
Oh no, not again.
471
00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:28,709
She's still dead.
472
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:30,377
Ike, I have to get on
the computer.
473
00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:32,145
The Queen's been dead
a long time.
474
00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:36,083
Ike, I have to get on
with my friends!
475
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,818
If I don't,
they're gonna think I'm...
476
00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:43,156
It's okay.
477
00:20:43,156 --> 00:20:45,058
Things get to you.
478
00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:46,960
It's who you are.
479
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,762
[ Cries ]
480
00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:51,798
[ Knocking ]
481
00:20:56,737 --> 00:20:58,472
Oh. Hey, guys.
482
00:20:58,472 --> 00:21:00,273
Hey, dude. Uh...
483
00:21:00,273 --> 00:21:02,275
We thought maybe you could do
with a little outside time.
484
00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:03,844
Really?
485
00:21:03,844 --> 00:21:05,445
We just thought it'd be good
to get you out of the house.
486
00:21:05,445 --> 00:21:07,647
You seem to bee going through
a lot lately.
487
00:21:07,647 --> 00:21:10,517
Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
488
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:12,786
Thanks, guys.
I'd love to play.
489
00:21:20,293 --> 00:21:23,096
Oy! Oy!
490
00:21:23,096 --> 00:21:24,531
Could, uh...
491
00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:25,999
Could I play?
492
00:21:25,999 --> 00:21:27,434
Sure.
You can play.
493
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:28,869
Great!
494
00:21:31,138 --> 00:21:35,342
[ Drumming ]
495
00:21:35,342 --> 00:21:44,418
♪♪
496
00:21:45,545 --> 00:22:14,407
♪♪
497
00:21:52,785 --> 00:22:14,407
♪♪
498
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499
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