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♪ I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME ♪
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♪ FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪
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♪ GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND ♪
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♪ AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT ♪
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♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪
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♪ HEADIN' ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA SEE
IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪
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♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE ♪
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WHAT THE HECK ? !
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WHOA, WHAT A
HUGE PACKAGE !
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"TO BUTTERS STOTCH"
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OH BOY IT'S FOR ME,
IT'S FOR ME !
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WHO IS IT FROM ? !
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"SENT FROM JAPAN
KO-NI-CHI-WA"
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WOW, A PACKAGE
FOR ME FROM JAPAN !
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WHAT COULD IT BE ?!
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MY BIRTHDAY ISN'T UNTIL
SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH !
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OH BOY, I'VE NEVER GOTTEN
A PACKAGE THIS BIG.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO HAVE A HUGE PACKAGE !
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ERRHGGH... ERHGHGH... GARRHGH !
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GREETINGS, I AM
THE AWESOM-O 4000.
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WHOA !
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I HAVE BEEN
SENT FROM JAPAN
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TO SERVE AS YOUR
PERSONAL ROBOT.
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YOU...
YOU'RE MY ROBOT ?
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YES, I WILL BE
YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND.
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OH WOW !
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YUP, THAT'S RIGHT
HE'S A REAL-LIVE ROBOT
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HE CAN WALK AND TALK
AND EVERYTHING !
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YOU'RE LIKE THE 4th KID
I'VE TOLD ALREADY !
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WELL, I GOTTA GO, DOUGIE.
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MY ROBOT AND I
HAVE STUFF TO DO.
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HEH-HEH, THEY'RE
ALL SO JEALOUS !
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I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME
INTO MY LIFE AWESOM-O.
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YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND
A GUY COULD HAVE.
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YES, YOU CAN
TRUST AWESOM-O.
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IN FACT, YOU
COULD TELL AWESOM-O
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ALL YOUR MOST
PERSONAL SECRETS.
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AWESOM-O WILL NOT
MAKE FUN OF YOU
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OR TELL YOUR SECRETS
TO OTHER PEOPLE OR STUFF.
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HEY YEAH !
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I CAN TELL YOU
ANYTHING, HUH ?!
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LET'S SEE...
WELL, FOR ONE-
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I HAVE WHAT'S CALLED
A 'HESHIATED COLON'
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WHICH MEANS, I SOMETIMES
CAN'T CONTROL MY SPHINCTER.
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REALLY.
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NOBODY KNOWS IT, BUT
SOMETIMES I POOP MY PANTS
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SO I HAVE TO WEAR
A DIAPER TO SCHOOL.
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YOU OKAY, AWESOM-O ?
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YES, AWESOM-O
IS FINE.
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PLEASE GO ON.
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WELL, I HAVE TO TAKE
MEDICINE FOR IT EVERY DAY.
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IT'S A LITTLE SUPPOSITORY
I HAVE TO PUT UP MY RECTUM.
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THAT'S VERY
INTERESTING.
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TELL AWESOM-O
MORE SECRETS.
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OKAY LET'S SEE...
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OH- MY PARENTS
DON'T KNOW
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BUT SOMETIMES I GET PICKED ON
BY THIS ONE KID AT SCHOOL.
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HIS NAME IS
ERIC CARTMAN
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AND HE ALWAYS TRIES TO
PLAY JOKES ON ME AND STUFF.
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OH, REALLY.
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YEAH, ONE TIME
HE MADE ME THINK
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A METEOR HAD HIT THE EARTH
AND CONVINCED ME TO
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STAY DOWN IN A BOMB SHELTER
FOR THREE DAYS.
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WOW, THAT SUCKS.
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YEAH, AND THEN
THIS OTHER TIME
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HE PRETENDED TO
BE ME ON THE PHONE
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TO MY DAD, AND
CALLED HIM A PUSSY.
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SO MY DAD CAME HOME
AND BEAT ME.
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WOW, SOUNDS LIKE
THIS CARTMAN KID
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IS PRETTY SMART.
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NAW, HE'S NOT SMART
HE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE.
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AND HE'S NEVER GONNA
PLAY A TRICK ON ME
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EVER AGAIN !
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REALLY,
YOU THINK SO ?
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WELL, GUESS
WHAT BUTTERS
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I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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YEAH, HE'S NEVER
GONNA GET ME AGAIN-
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CUZ WHAT CARTMAN
DOESN'T KNOW
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IS THAT NOW I KNOW
ONE OF HIS SECRETS.
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WHAT ?
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WHEN CARTMAN IS PLAYING
ALL ALONE IN HIS BACKYARD
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HE LIKES TO DRESS UP
LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS
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AND PRETEND HE'S HER !
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HE SINGS AND DANCES AROUND
WITH A LIFESIZE CUTOUT
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OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
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YOU SAW THAT ?
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YEAH, AND I VIDEOTAPED
HIM DOING IT !
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NUH-UH.
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I'VE GOT THE
WHOLE THING ON TAPE-
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EVEN HIM MAKING OUT WITH THE
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CUTOUT !
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NO WAY.
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YEAH, AND IF CARTMAN EVER
MESSES WITH ME AGAIN
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I'M GONNA SHOW THAT
VIDEO TO EVERYBODY !
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THEN I'LL HAVE
MY REVENGE, BOY HOWDY !
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UM, WHERE IS THIS
VIDEOTAPE, BUTTERS ?
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HUH ? OH, I DON'T KNOW
ITS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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HEY, SO WHAT DO YOU
WANNA DO NOW, AWESOM-O ?
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UH, BUTTERS,
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE
AWESOM-O THE VIDEOTAPE.
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HOW COME ?
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WELL, BECAUSE AWESOM-O CAN
LIKE, BACK IT UP FOR YOU
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AND MAKE COPIES
AND STUFF.
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I AM AWESOM-O.
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OH, THAT'S
ALRIGHT, AWESOM-O.
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COME ON I HAVE A LOT OF
THINGS TO TEACH YOU !
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OH, SON OF A BITCH.
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♪ HEY THERE, HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
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♪ HE'S METAL AND SMALL AND
DOESN'T JUDGE ME AT ALL ♪
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♪ HE'S A CYBER-WIRED
BUNDLE OF JOY ♪
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♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
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♪ I LIKE TO DIMP AND DADDLE
WITH MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
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♪ HE'S SMART AS CAN BE
AND EMOTION-FREE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S COMPUTED
HIS WAY TO MY HEART ♪
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♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
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♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
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♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
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♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
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OH, THAT'S SO CUTE-
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DID YOU SEE BUTTERS AND HIS
FRIEND ERIC PLAYING ROBOT ?
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YES, THOSE BOYS ARE
QUITE IMAGINATIVE !
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LEAVE IT TO THEM TO FIND
A FUN WAY TO DO THE DISHES.
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THAT'S GREAT, AWESOM-O !
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YOU CAN CARRY ALL
MY LAUNDRY IN ONE TRIP !
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BUTTERS, IT'S GETTING LATE.
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YOU SHOULD BE
GETTING READY
FOR BED SOON.
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OKAY, MOM- COME ON
AWESOM-O, BEDTIME !
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OH, IS YOUR LITTLE ROBOT FRIEND
STAYING THE NIGHT ?
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WUL, OF COURSE HE IS,
HE'S MY ROBOT AIN'T HE ? !
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THAT'S OKAY WITH
YOUR MOM, MR. ROBOT ?
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AWESOM-O DOES NOT
HAVE A MOM.
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YEP, DON'T YOU KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT ROBOTS ?
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COME ON, AWESOM-O, YOU
CAN PUT MY LAUNDRY AWAY !
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OH THAT'S,
JUST ADORABLE !
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE BUTTERS
FINALLY HAVE A FRIEND
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THAT WANTS TO STAY OVER.
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♪ I LOVE TO
BRUSH MY TEETH ♪
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♪ IN THE MORNIN'
AND AT NIGHT ♪
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UGH, JESUS CHRIST
I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS...
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BUTTERS, REMEMBER WHEN
YOU SAID YOU HAD A VIDEO
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OF ERIC CARTMAN DRESSED
LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS ?
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OH... YEAH ?
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I WOULD LIKE TO SEE
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
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SO I CAN
BEAT HIM UP FOR YOU.
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MAY I SEE THE VIDEO ?
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AW, YOU DON'T NEED
TO DO THAT AWESOM-O.
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HEY I GOTTA PUT
IN MY SUPPOSITORY
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CAN YOU HELP ME ?
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WHAT ?
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'MEMBER I SAID
I HAD TO PUT THAT
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MEDICINAL SUPPOSITORY
IN MY ANUS ?
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IT'LL BE SO MUCH EASIER HAVING
YOU DO IT FROM NOW ON.
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UM... ACTUALLY...
AWESOM-O
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WAS NOT PROGRAMMED
FOR THAT FUNCTION.
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AW, IT'S REAL EASY
I'LL SHOW YOU.
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YOU JUST TAKE
THIS LITTLE THINGIE
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OUT OF THE
PLASTIC PAPER...
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THEN I'LL
PULL DOWN MY PANTS.
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JUST SLIDE IT
UP MY ANUS, THERE.
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NO WAY.
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AWESOM-O, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE PROGRAMMED
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TO DO WHATEVER
I TELL YOU.
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WEAK.
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YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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GET IT UP THERE
GOOD AND DEEP.
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LAME.
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ALRIGHT, AWESOM-O
LET'S GET SOME SLEEP !
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YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU
SOME BEDTIME SONGS ?
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♪ IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW ♪
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♪ YOU TAKE AWAY THE
BIGGEST PART OF ME ♪
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♪ OOOH OOOH OOOHHO-- ♪
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AWESOM-O MUST
REST HIS C-P-U.
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SYSTEM OVERLOADING.
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OH, ALRIGHT,
AWESOM-O.
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LET'S GET
SOME SHUT-EYE.
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OR WHATEVER ROBOTS HAVE !
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WHERE IS IT ? !
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AGH !
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AWESOM-O, WHAT THE
SAM HECK ARE YOU DOING ? !
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UM, AWESOM-O IS REORGANIZING
YOUR STUFF FOR YOU.
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OH, JEEZ CHEESE LOUISE !
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MY MOM IS GONNA
BE AWFUL SORE
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WHEN SHE SEES
THIS MESS !
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NOW, AWESOM-O
THAT IS A BAD ROBOT !
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YOU CAN'T DO
NO CHORES FOR ME
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UNLESS I TELL YOU
TO DO THEM.
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YOU GOT IT ?
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AWESOM-O
UNDERSTANDS.
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU
A SPANKIN', AWESOM-O
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SO THAT YOU
LEARN BETTER.
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AND JUST KNOW, AWESOM-O
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THAT I DID IT
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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OKAY, COME ON
LET'S MAKE SOME BREAKFAST !
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GODAMMIT I HAVE TO
FIND THAT VIDEOTAPE !
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LOOK AT THAT, AWESOM-O !
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I DREW A PICTURE OF US
PLAYING IN A FIELD TOGETHER !
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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I'M GONNA GO GET
SOME SUNNY DELIGHT.
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I WOULD LIKE SOME
SUNNY DELIGHT, TOO.
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DON'T BE SILLY
AWESOM-O !
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ROBOTS DON'T NEED
TO DRINK NOTHIN' !
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OH, GO ANSWER
THE DOOR, AWESOM-O.
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AWESOM-O WILL
ANSWER THE DOOR.
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WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING, FAT ASS ?
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DUDE, ARE YOU STILL
PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT ? !
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SHHH !
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I NEED TO, MAKE BUTTERS
THINK I'M A ROBOT
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FOR A LITTLE
WHILE LONGER.
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WHY ?
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BECAUSE I
NEED TO ALRIGHT ? !
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I'VE GOT
SOMETHING PLANNED
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THAT'S GOING TO
BE REALLY SWEET.
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JUST PLAY ALONG OKAY ?
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WHY ?
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KYLE, GODAMMIT
WILL YOU JUST--
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WHO'S AT THE
DOOR AWESOM-O ? !
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THREE BOYS NAMED
STAN, KYLE, AND KENNY.
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OH, HEY FELLAS !
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I SEE YOU'VE
MET MY ROBOT !
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UH, YEAH BUTTERS.
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HE'S REAL COOL.
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HE SURE IS!
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WE DO EVERYTHING
TOGETHER !
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LAST NIGHT WE EVEN
HAD A SLUMBER PARTY !
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WEAK.
232
00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:22,720
HE CAN DO ANYTHING
I COMMAND HIM TO.
233
00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:23,580
HE'S REAL SMART.
234
00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,330
HEY AWESOM-O
235
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WILL YOU GO GET
MY FRIENDS SOME
SUNNY DELIGHT ?
236
00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:29,670
YES, OF COURSE.
237
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,260
OH WAIT.
238
00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:34,000
HEY AWESOM-O, I'D ALSO
LIKE SOME CELERY STICKS
239
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,300
CHOPPED UP
TWO INCHES LONG
240
00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,900
WITH PEANUT BUTTER
AND RAISINS ON THE TOP.
241
00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,940
SUCK MY BALLS, KYLE.
242
00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:43,970
HE'S MADE
IN JAPAN !
243
00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:45,710
YES, IT HAS JUST
BEEN A DELIGHT
244
00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,440
HAVING YOUR SON OVER
MRS. CARTMAN.
245
00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,180
HE AND BUTTERS ARE REALLY
GETTING ALONG GREAT.
246
00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:51,350
OH, I'M SO GLAD
TO HEAR IT, MS. STOTCH.
247
00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,510
ERIC HAS BEEN HAVING SOME
EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS LATELY.
248
00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,260
WELL THE REASON
I'M CALLING IS
249
00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,550
THAT BUTTERS IS
SUPPOSED TO GO SEE
250
00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:58,720
HIS AUNT NELLY IN
LOS ANGELES THIS WEEK.
251
00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,450
AND THE BOYS ARE
GETTING ALONG SO WELL
252
00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:03,070
THAT WE WERE THINKING OF
INVITING ERIC TO GO ALONG.
253
00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:05,230
OH... WELL,
I'M NOT SURE.
254
00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:07,400
ACTUALLY ERIC IS STILL
SUPPOSED TO BE GROUNDED
255
00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,000
FOR TRYING TO EXTERMINATE
THE JEWS TWO WEEKS AGO.
256
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,600
EXCUSE ME ?
I DIDN'T CATCH THAT.
257
00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,340
OH BUT I SUPPOSE IT
WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM.
258
00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:15,640
YES, OF COURSE, HE CAN GO.
259
00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:16,940
I'LL BRING SOME OF
HIS CLOTHES OVER.
260
00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:18,240
OH WONDERFUL !
261
00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,540
THE BOYS WILL BE
SO EXCITED !
262
00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:22,140
MAYBE HE PUT THAT VIDEOTAPE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE...
263
00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:23,440
AWESOM-O, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING
264
00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:24,760
MY FRIENDS ARE WAITING
FOR THEIR BEVERAGES.
265
00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:26,480
CHOP-CHOP !
266
00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,780
HEY GUYS,
GREAT NEWS !
267
00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,080
IT'S ALL BEEN ARRANGED
268
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,830
YOU TWO ARE BOTH
GOING TO LOS ANGELES
269
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,120
TO VISIT BUTTER'S
AUNT NELLY !
270
00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,720
OH BOY, MY ROBOT
GETS TO COME WITH ME
271
00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,590
TO SEE AUNT NELLY !
272
00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:36,900
WHAT ?
273
00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:38,190
OH BOY, AWESOM-O !
274
00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,490
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
THE BEST TIME EVER !
275
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,240
LAME !
276
00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:46,770
HEY, NELLY !
277
00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,940
LOOK WHAT I FOUND SCRAMPIN'
AROUND THE AIRPORT !
278
00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,240
HI, AUNT NELLY !
279
00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,970
THERE'S MY
LITTLE NEPHEW !
280
00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,270
HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT ?
281
00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,590
IT WAS LONG.
282
00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:56,310
WE HAD A 3-HOUR DELAY
DEPARTING DENVER
283
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,180
BUT WE'RE HERE !
284
00:09:57,610 --> 00:09:58,480
DIDN'T YOU
BRING ANY BAGS ?
285
00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:00,650
WELL SURE, BUT MY ROBOT
IS BRINGING THEM IN.
286
00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:01,950
YOUR ROBOT ?
287
00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,680
BUTTERS' NEW FRIEND
IS A LITTLE STRANGE.
288
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:07,160
HE REALLY TAKES PLAYING
ROBOT SERIOUSLY.
289
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,770
UGH... UGH...
290
00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,060
THERE HE IS !
291
00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:12,790
AWESOM-O, THIS IS
MY AUNT NELLY !
292
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,970
HELLO, IT'S NICE
TO HAVE YOU HERE !
293
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,700
AWESOM-O MUST
DISPENSE OIL WASTE.
294
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,870
WHERE IS THE NEAREST
TOILET, PLEASE ?
295
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,470
OH, RIGHT THROUGH
THERE MR. ROBOT.
296
00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:22,770
THANK YOU.
297
00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,810
I DON'T THINK HE TOOK THE
COSTUME OFF THE ENTIRE TRIP.
298
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,540
WELL, DID YOU WANT TO
GET RIGHT TO SIGHTSEEING
299
00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:29,710
OR ARE YOU BOYS HUNGRY
AFTER SUCH A LONG FLIGHT ?
300
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,010
NAW, I ATE
ON THE PLANE.
301
00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:33,180
AND AWESOM-O IS A ROBOT
SO HE DON'T NEED TO EAT !
302
00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:34,480
RIGHT...
303
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:39,250
HUGH... GHUHGGHH...
304
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,800
AWESOM-O ?
305
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,400
AWESOM-O IS COMING.
306
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,270
COME ON, AWESOM-O !
307
00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,000
WE'RE GONNA GO
SIGHT SEEIN' !
308
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,740
HUHGGHGH...
309
00:10:57,910 --> 00:11:00,510
♪ I'M HANGIN' OUT IN L.A.
WITH MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
310
00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:03,540
♪ WE'RE HAVIN SUCH FUN
IN THE HOT, HOT SUN ♪
311
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,280
♪ WE'RE TWO
OF A KIND ♪
312
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,150
♪ THAT'S ME ♪
313
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,750
♪ AND MY
ROBOT FRIEND ♪
314
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,790
♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
315
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,260
♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪
316
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,430
CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE
AT A REAL MOVIE STUDIO ?
317
00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:18,730
AREN'T WE HAVING
THE BEST TIME ? !
318
00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:20,460
BUTTERS, WOULDN'T
YOU LIKE TO HAVE
319
00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,760
SOME TIME AWAY
FROM AWESOM-O ?
320
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,500
WE COULD MEET UP
LATER PERHAPS.
321
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,800
HEY, LOOK OVER
THERE AWESOM-O !
322
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,100
THE FILM STUDIO
COMMISSARY !
323
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,850
THAT'S WHERE ALL THEM
RICH MOVIE PRODUCERS
324
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,000
THAT COME UP WITH HOLLYWOOD
BLOCKBUSTERS HAVE THEIR LUNCH !
325
00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:30,880
NEAT-O, HUH ?!
326
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,910
DAMMIT, MITCH HOW COME
OUR MOVIE STUDIO
327
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,210
CAN'T COME UP WITH
ANY WINNERS ?
328
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:36,510
I MEAN,
WE'RE SMART, RIGHT ?
329
00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:37,810
WE'RE REALLY SMART.
330
00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:39,980
WE NEED AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE
THAT'S A HOME RUN.
331
00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:42,150
A FEEL-GOOD ROMP
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
332
00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:44,750
HEY WHAT'S THAT
OVER THERE ?
333
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,920
WOW, THAT'S A REALLY
NEAT LITTLE ROBOT
334
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,220
YOU HAVE THERE,
LITTLE BOY !
335
00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,520
WHAT'S HE DO ?
336
00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:50,840
WUL, HE CAN
DO ANYTHING !
337
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,560
HEY AWESOM-O
338
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,300
WHO'S GONNA WIN THE
SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR ?
339
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,600
THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS.
340
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,930
HEY MR. ROBOT, HOW MUCH WOOD
WOULD A WOOD CHUCK, CHUCK
341
00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,110
IF A WOOD CHUCK
COULD CHUCK WOOD ?
342
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,840
SEVENTEEN.
343
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,040
MITCH... ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING ?
344
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,210
YEAH... MAYBE THAT
ROBOT CAN BE PROGRAMMED
345
00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:14,250
TO COME UP
WITH MOVIE IDEAS !
346
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,980
EXACTLY.
347
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:17,720
GENTLEMEN, THIS LITTLE BOY
WAS KIND ENOUGH
348
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,320
TO LET US SHOW YOU HIS ROBOT,
THE AWESOM-O 4000
349
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,060
I'VE ALREADY SEEN
WHAT IT CAN DO.
350
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:25,530
UH... EXCUSE ME, SIR
BUT UH, THAT'S NOT A ROBOT.
351
00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:26,830
IT'S NOT ?
352
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,000
NO, IT CLEARLY HAS
BIPEDAL MOVEMENT
353
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,600
SO THE CORRECT TERM IS
"COMPUTERIZED AUTOMOTRON".
354
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,900
OOH, VERY NICE, MITCH.
355
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:33,770
YOU ARE
THE SMART ONE.
356
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,940
WELL REGARDLESS, I BELIEVE
MAYBE THIS AUTOMOTRON
357
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,110
CAN HELP US COME UP
WITH NEW MOVIE IDEAS.
358
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,710
HOW CAN A ROBOT COME UP
WITH BETTER IDEAS
359
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,010
FOR MOVIES THAN US ?
360
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,310
WATCH THIS...
361
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,050
AWESOM-O, GIVEN
THE CURRENT TRENDS
362
00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:46,350
OF THE MOVIE-GOING PUBLIC
363
00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,080
CAN YOU COME UP WITH
AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE
364
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,550
THAT WILL BREAK A
100 MILLION BOX OFFICE ?
365
00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:54,590
UM... OKAY,
HOW ABOUT THIS:
366
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,320
ADAM SANDLER IS LIKE
367
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,060
IN LOVE WITH SOME GIRL
368
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,230
BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT
THAT THE GIRL
369
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,400
IS ACTUALLY
A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
370
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,130
OR SOMETHING.
371
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:06,730
OOH, PERFECT !
372
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:07,610
WE'LL CALL IT
"PUPPY LOVE" !
373
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,200
GIVE US ANOTHER
MOVIE IDEA, AWESOM-O !
374
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:11,520
YEAH !
LET'S HEAR IT !
375
00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:14,110
UM... HOW THIS:
376
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:17,140
ADAM SANDLER INHERITS
LIKE, A BILLION DOLLARS
377
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:20,620
BUT FIRST HE HAS TO
LIKE, BECOME A BOXER
378
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,360
OR SOMETHING.
379
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,650
YES, IT'S FLAWLESS !
380
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,390
"PUNCH-DRUNK BILLIONAIRE" !
381
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,860
BOY, LOS ANGELES
IS GREAT, HUH AWESOM-O !
382
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,160
CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE GUYS
383
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,630
PAID US A $100 A PIECE
FOR THOSE MOVIE IDEAS ?!
384
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,360
YOU SHOULD SPLIT THAT
MONEY WITH AWESOM-O.
385
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,530
AFTER ALL THEY WERE
AWESOM-O'S IDEAS.
386
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:38,830
OH RIGHT !
387
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,130
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO WITH MONEY AWESOM-O ?
388
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,870
BUY SOME ROBOT PANTS ?
389
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:43,600
NO, WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
390
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,920
AND THAT'S ALL
WE NEED, AWESOM-O.
391
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:45,770
I'M GONNA SEND THIS MONEY
392
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,510
TO NEEDY KIDS IN
THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES.
393
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,680
HAGGH ! HAGHGH...
394
00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:50,980
YOU OKAY, AWESOM-O ?
395
00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,580
AWESOM-O NEEDS TO REST-
FEELING FAINT.
396
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:54,880
YOU GO AHEAD
AND RELAX AWESOM-O !
397
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,480
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER FULL DAY
OF PITCHING MOVIES TOMORROW !
398
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,690
GENTLEMEN, LADIES...
399
00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:05,290
WE ALL KNOW THAT WE LIVE
IN A TIME OF UNCERTAINTY.
400
00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:07,030
THE RISK OF AN ATTACK
ON AMERICAN SOIL
401
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,760
IS HIGHER THAN EVER.
402
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,370
NOW, I BELIEVE WE MIGHT BE ABLE
TO CURB THAT RISK.
403
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:16,570
TWO DAYS AGO OUR INTELLIGENCE
DEPARTMENT CAME ACROSS THIS:
404
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,040
THE AWESOM-O 4000.
405
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,780
IT IS CURRENTLY BEING USED
BY CATAMOUNT PICTURES
406
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,080
TO DEVELOP
IDEAS FOR MOVIES.
407
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,250
OUR SOURCES SAY
THAT IN JUST ONE WEEK
408
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,720
IT HAS COME UP WITH
OVER 1000 MOVIE IDEAS
409
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,620
800 OF WHICH
FEATURE ADAM SANDLER.
410
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:34,800
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
411
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,520
YOU'RE THINKING
THE ROBOT COULD BE USED
412
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,700
TO COME UP WITH
ANTI-ISLAMIC MOVIES ?
413
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,430
NO, IF WE GOT OUR HANDS
ON THAT ROBOT.
414
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:43,900
WE COULD REPROGRAM IT
AND TURN IT INTO A WEAPON.
415
00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:47,800
YES, THAT MIGHT BE
THE BEST THING TO DO.
416
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,100
UH-HUH I DON'T SEE
HOW WE HAVE A CHOICE.
417
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:49,970
HOLD ON A SECOND.
418
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:51,720
IF THAT ROBOT IS DESIGNED
FOR ENTERTAINMENT
419
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:54,310
THEN TURNING IT INTO
A WEAPON IS UNETHICAL.
420
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,610
UNETHICAL ?
421
00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:57,340
LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING
TO YOU MR. SCIENTIST.
422
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,950
WE UNDERSTAND THAT
THE ROBOT IS FROM JAPAN.
423
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:02,550
THAT MEANS THAT THE JAPANESE
HAVE MORE OF THEM.
424
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:04,720
AND IF THE JAPANESE
FABRICATES ONE OF THEM
425
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,890
INTO A WEAPON
BEFORE WE DO...
426
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,290
JESUS, IT WOULD BE
PEARL HARBOR ALL OVER AGAIN.
427
00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:11,660
BUT WORSE...
WITH ROBOTS.
428
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,960
I'M SORRY,
I MUST PROTEST.
429
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,700
WE HAVE NO DATA
SUGGESTING
430
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,000
THE JAPANESE HAVE
DEVELOPED A ROBOT
431
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,730
WITH OFFENSIVE CAPABILITY.
432
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,900
YOU'RE PAID TO THINK
MR. SCIENTIST.
433
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,370
NATIONAL SECURITY
IS OUR JOB.
434
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:29,010
GENTLEMEN, WE'RE GOING
TO LOS ANGELES.
435
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,740
I WANT THAT ROBOT.
436
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,220
YEAH, ME AND MY ROBOT
437
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,390
ARE STILL OVER AT THE
MOVIE STUDIO, AUNT NELLY.
438
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:37,700
WE'RE MAKIN' ALL KINDS
OF MONEY FOR THE POOR !
439
00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:42,460
MOVIE IDEA NUMBER 2,305.
440
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:45,490
ADAM SANDLER IS
TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND
441
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:48,530
AND FALLS IN LOVE
WITH A COCONUT.
442
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,830
GREAT, AWESOM-O, GREAT !
443
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:51,130
GUYS TAKE A BREAK.
444
00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,430
I NEED A MINUTE
ALONE WITH AWESOM-O.
445
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,600
OKAY.
SURE THING.
LET'S HAVE LUNCH.
446
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,640
YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE
ROBOT, AWESOM-O...
447
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,370
I WAS JUST WONDERING...
448
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:03,280
ARE YOU BY CHANCE
A PLEASURE MODEL ?
449
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,450
WHAT ?
450
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:11,090
HAVE YOU BEEN PROGRAMMED TO
SATISFY THE URGES OF HUMANS ?
451
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,690
AWESOM-O DOES
NOT UNDERSTAND.
452
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,720
LET ME SHOW YOU
WHAT I MEAN...
453
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,040
YEAH WE'RE HAVING
A GREAT TIME, AUNT NELLY.
454
00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:20,190
THESE MOVIE STUDIO GUYS
ARE REAL NICE.
455
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,510
LAAAAAME !!
456
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,800
YEAH, WE'RE MAKIN'
A BUNCH MORE MONEY.
457
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,530
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT EITHER.
458
00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:25,830
NOT COOL!! !
459
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,130
TOTALLY LAME!! !
460
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,880
AWESOM-O ?
461
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,170
I GOTTA GO, AUNT NELLY
AWESOM-O IS HAVING
462
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,780
SOME KIND OF
MALFUNCTION.
463
00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:35,380
AWESOM-O, HEY
WHERE'D YOU GO ?
464
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:40,150
ZZZZZZZTTTT !
465
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,450
UGHH...
466
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,350
LET'S GO, MOVE, MOVE !
467
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:48,820
AWESOM-O, HEY WHAT ARE
YOU DOING WITH HIM ?!
468
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:53,590
THAT'S MY ROBOT !
469
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,800
AWESOM-OOOOOOOOOOOOO !
470
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:10,080
ARE THOSE ARM AND LEG
LOCKS SECURE ?
471
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,380
SECURE, SIR.
472
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,680
GOOD, I DON'T WANT
THE ROBOT MOBILE
473
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,850
UNTIL I KNOW WHAT
IT'S CAPABLE OF.
474
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,580
ALRIGHT, POWER IT ON.
475
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:20,930
WUH-WHOA-WHA !
476
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,660
WHAT THE HELL ?
477
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,520
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
478
00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:27,000
IT... POWERED
ITSELF BACK ON...
479
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,780
STAND BY... BE READY
TO DESTROY IT.
480
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,070
WHERE THE HELL AM I ?
481
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,370
AY, WHY CAN'T
I MOVE ? !
482
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,100
ARE YOUR
SYSTEMS STABLE ?
483
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,840
RUN A SYSTEMS CHECK
ON YOUR CPU.
484
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,140
WHAT THE F--K ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, DUDE ?
485
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:42,610
I'M SORRY, ROBOT BUT THEY
WANT ME TO REPROGRAM YOU.
486
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:43,910
I'M NOT A ROBOT,
DUMB ASS !
487
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:44,980
I'M ALIVE !
488
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,080
WHAT DID YOU SAY ? !
489
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,680
I SAID I'M A REAL PERSON,
ASS-WIPE !
490
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,720
OH MY GOD...
491
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,020
WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
492
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,620
THE ROBOT...
IT THINKS ITS ALIVE !
493
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,790
IT'S DEVELOPED
CONSCIOUSNESS !
494
00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,960
WHAT ?
HOW CAN THAT BE ?
495
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,130
MUST BE A MALFUNCTION
OF ITS HEXALGRAPHICAL I.M.S.
496
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,430
OR THE INTERLACED
B.V. SYSTEM.
497
00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:07,340
SPEAK IN A LANGUAGE WE CAN
UNDERSTAND, MR. SCIENTIST.
498
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:10,380
YOUR ROBOT DOESN'T
KNOW ITS A ROBOT !
499
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,110
GODAMMIT GET ME
DOWN FROM HERE.
500
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,020
WHO MADE YOU, ROBOT ?
501
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,740
I'M NOT A ROBOT,
I'M A HUMAN !
502
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,910
JESUS, THE SCIENTIST
IS RIGHT.
503
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,230
BUT WHO WOULD HAVE
PROGRAMMED IT
504
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,520
TO THINK IT
WAS HUMAN ?
505
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,820
THE MOVIE STUDIO ?
506
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,990
MY NAME IS
ERIC CARTMAN !
507
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:27,290
I LIVE WITH MY MOM
IN SOUTH PARK COLORADO.
508
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,890
DEAR CHRIST THEY GAVE IT
MEMORIES TOO.
509
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,190
SURE WHY NOT.
510
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:32,930
PROGRAM THE MEMORIES
OF SOME EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY
511
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,530
WHO DOESN'T EXIST AND MAKE
THE ROBOT THINK HE'S REAL.
512
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,700
MAKES FOR A LOT
BETTER MOVIES.
513
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,170
I'M NOT REPROGRAMMING A ROBOT
THAT'S DEVELOPED CONSCIOUSNESS.
514
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,340
DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU
OF YOUR POSITION ?!
515
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,510
DON'T FORGET YOU HAVE
A DUTY TO YOUR COUNTRY
516
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:48,110
MR. SCIENTIST !
517
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:51,150
I WANT THAT ROBOT'S MEMORIES
AND CONSCIOUSNESS ERASED
518
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:53,310
SO WE CAN TAKE IT
BACK TO WASHINGTON
519
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,630
GOT IT ? !
520
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,220
DAMN YOU TO HELL.
521
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:06,330
♪ HEY THERE, DID YOU KNOW
I HAD A ROBOT FRIEND ♪
522
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,930
♪ WE USED TO
LAUGH AND PLAY ♪
523
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,970
♪ BUT SOMEONE
TOOK HIM AWAY ♪
524
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:17,170
♪ HE WAS A
TEN GIGAHERTZ OLD PAL ♪
525
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:20,650
♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND... ♪
526
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,550
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE...
527
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:28,450
THAT'S THE VAN THAT...
OH MY GOD !
528
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,350
GODAMMIT STOP !
I'M REAL, I'M REAL !
529
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:35,390
IT'LL ALL BE
OVER SOON ROBOT !
530
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:37,990
UHN !
531
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,030
HANG ON, I'M GETTING
YOU OUT OF HERE, ROBOT !
532
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,760
OH IT'S ABOUT
FRIGGIN TIME, JACKASS !
533
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,930
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING !
534
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,530
I'M SAVING
A CONSCIOUS BEING !
535
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:49,270
IF YOU WANT TO KILL IT
536
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,570
YOU'LL HAVE TO
GO THROUGH ME !
537
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:53,810
FINE, KILL THAT
SON OF A BITCH !
538
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:54,910
NO, LOOK, GODAMMIT.
539
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,510
NOW I CAN SHOW YOU STUPID
ASSHOLES WHO I REALLY AM !
540
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,250
AWESOM-O!! !
541
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:03,150
I AM THE
AWESOM-O 4000.
542
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,450
GARGH !
543
00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:07,490
NO, NO PLEASE,
DON'T KILL HIM.
544
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,220
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND !
545
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:12,690
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE WORLD !
546
00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:19,200
THERE, YOU SEE ?
547
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,370
YOU WANT TO TELL ME
THIS ISN'T HUMANITY ?
548
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:24,840
WHO'S TO JUDGE WHAT MAKES
SOMETHING HUMAN ANYWAY ?
549
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,440
DOES THIS
MAKE ME HUMAN ?
550
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,740
OR THIS ?
551
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:32,210
OR THESE ?
ERGGH...
552
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:36,550
PERHAPS... THERE IS
CONSCIOUSNESS IN THIS ROBOT.
553
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,290
MAYBE WE AS A SOCIETY
NEED TO REALIZE
554
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,020
THAT ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE
555
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:42,620
IS INTELLIGENCE
ALL THE SAME
556
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,790
AND WE CAN LEARN
FROM THE ROBOTS.
557
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:48,700
I THINK MAYBE
ONE DAY WE CAN ALL--
558
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,730
WAIT A MINUTE, DID
THAT ROBOT JUST FART ?
559
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:54,330
HEY... ROBOTS
DON'T FART.
560
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,510
UH... NOW ENDING
FART SEQUENCE.
561
00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:57,810
WHOA, AND
IT SMELLS TOO !
562
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,540
SMELL SEQUENCE INITIATED.
563
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:01,280
A ROBOT WITH
SMELLY FARTS ?
564
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,010
THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE !
565
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:06,480
HANG ON
A SECOND, HERE !
566
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,250
♪ WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TOUCH MY BODY ♪
567
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,550
♪ COME ON AND
TOUCH MY BODY ♪
568
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:14,290
♪ WOO, MY HOT BODY ♪
569
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,020
♪ DON'T YOU LIKE
MY HOT BODY ♪
570
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:18,190
♪ COME ON
TOUCH MY TITTIES ♪
571
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:22,530
OOH COME ON JUSTIN,
TOUCH MY BODY !
572
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:24,260
OH JUSTIN
YOU AND ME...
573
00:21:24,270 --> 00:21:25,580
CHECK IT OUT,
TOUCH MY BODY...
574
00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:32,510
WOW, KID, YOU'RE
A LITTLE FAGGOT !
575
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:34,680
LAME.
576
00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:38,160
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