1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Sous-titres par (Subtitles by) TooNs 2 00:00:05,223 --> 00:00:07,309 Fighting the frizzies at eleven! 3 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:13,839 We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty 4 00:00:13,907 --> 00:00:16,020 who's made out of snow! 5 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:21,053 But, all of those stories seem kind of gay, 'cause we all know 6 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:25,026 who brightens up our holiday! 7 00:00:30,309 --> 00:00:32,663 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! 8 00:00:33,013 --> 00:00:35,045 Small and brown, he comes from you! 9 00:00:35,474 --> 00:00:37,586 Sit on the toilet! Here he comes! 10 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,812 Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns! 11 00:00:40,162 --> 00:00:43,600 A present from down below spreading joy with a... 12 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:44,642 Howdy Ho! 13 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,224 He's seen the love inside of you, 'cause... 14 00:00:47,261 --> 00:00:48,851 He's a piece of poo! 15 00:00:49,487 --> 00:00:51,677 Sometimes, he's nutty! Sometimes he's corny! 16 00:00:51,729 --> 00:00:53,617 He can be brown or greenish-brown! 17 00:00:53,748 --> 00:00:54,200 Mm, mm! 18 00:00:54,239 --> 00:00:58,257 But, if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town! 19 00:00:58,588 --> 00:01:00,805 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! 20 00:01:00,925 --> 00:01:05,686 He loves me! I love you! Therfore, vicariously, he loves you! 21 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,630 I can make a Mr. Hankey too! 22 00:01:08,226 --> 00:01:13,200 Howdy ho! I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! 23 00:01:13,381 --> 00:01:18,000 Santa's greetings to all of you! Let's sing songs and dance and play, 24 00:01:18,098 --> 00:01:22,242 now before I melt away! Here's a game I like to play! 25 00:01:22,694 --> 00:01:24,792 Stick me in your mouth and try to say... 26 00:01:25,075 --> 00:01:27,300 Howdy Ho Ho, yum, yum, yum! 27 00:01:27,397 --> 00:01:29,600 Christmas time has come! 28 00:01:29,621 --> 00:01:30,700 Sometimes he's runny! 29 00:01:30,795 --> 00:01:31,949 Sometimes he's firm! 30 00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:34,200 Sometimes he's practically water! 31 00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:38,200 Sometimes he hangs of the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet, 32 00:01:38,237 --> 00:01:41,123 'cause he's just clinging to your sphinkter, and he won't drop off, 33 00:01:41,145 --> 00:01:43,700 and so you shake your ass around, try to get 'im to drop in the toilet, 34 00:01:43,768 --> 00:01:44,781 and finally it does! 35 00:01:45,786 --> 00:01:49,162 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! 36 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,467 Christmas leaves! He must leave too! 37 00:01:51,722 --> 00:01:55,860 Flush him down, but he's never gone! 38 00:01:56,301 --> 00:02:01,138 His smell and his spirit lingers on! 39 00:02:03,635 --> 00:02:05,091 Howdy ho! 40 00:02:07,908 --> 00:02:12,200 Howdy ho, folks! We're gonna do something a little bit different tonight! 41 00:02:12,255 --> 00:02:15,108 Instead of our normal thing, we're just gonna sit back and 42 00:02:15,122 --> 00:02:19,627 enjoy some holiday songs! And, if you don't like it, well, 43 00:02:19,636 --> 00:02:22,007 I guess you can suck my tiny little balls! 44 00:02:22,544 --> 00:02:25,239 So let's start off with a festive Hanukkah song, 45 00:02:25,653 --> 00:02:29,348 sung by my favourite jewish person in the whole world! 46 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,800 Okay, Ike! You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to 47 00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:35,087 celebrate Hanukkah! 48 00:02:35,095 --> 00:02:36,041 This is called a dreidel! 49 00:02:36,475 --> 00:02:38,986 You spin it and see where it lands and you sing this song! 50 00:02:39,456 --> 00:02:41,325 I have a little dreidel! 51 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,907 I made it out of clay! 52 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:46,181 And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel, I shall play! 53 00:02:46,511 --> 00:02:47,836 Oh, dreidel, dreidel dreidel! 54 00:02:48,146 --> 00:02:49,332 I made you out of clay! 55 00:02:49,883 --> 00:02:51,112 Dreidel, dreidel dreidel! 56 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:52,573 With dreidel, I shall play! 57 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,035 Hey! What the hell are you doing! 58 00:02:54,138 --> 00:02:55,014 Oh! Hey, Cartman! 59 00:02:55,355 --> 00:02:56,676 We're playing dreidel! You wanna try?! 60 00:02:56,975 --> 00:02:57,815 Sure! 61 00:02:59,481 --> 00:03:02,174 Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay, 62 00:03:02,669 --> 00:03:05,405 but I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's frickin' gay! 63 00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:06,947 Hey! Shut your mouth, fatass! 64 00:03:07,276 --> 00:03:12,585 Jews play stupid games! Jews! That's why they're lame! 65 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:19,300 Jews play stupid games! Jews! That's why they're lame! 66 00:03:19,368 --> 00:03:21,615 What's going on?! Oh! It's that Hanukkah thing! 67 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,624 It's so amazing! 68 00:03:23,358 --> 00:03:27,058 You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, 69 00:03:27,144 --> 00:03:28,003 and I could watch it all day! 70 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:30,070 Let me try! 71 00:03:30,121 --> 00:03:35,756 I'll try to make it spin! It fell! I'll try again! 72 00:03:36,225 --> 00:03:42,161 I'll try to make it spin! It fell! I'll try again! 73 00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:56,800 Hello, boys! 74 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:57,811 Hi, mom! 75 00:03:57,979 --> 00:04:00,643 Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel! 76 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:04,077 Now, you know that dreidel is a time on a tradition for the Hebrew people! 77 00:04:04,082 --> 00:04:07,586 Yes! We know, Miss Broflovski! It's so very interesting! 78 00:04:07,909 --> 00:04:13,028 Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin, you'll know our people 79 00:04:13,029 --> 00:04:17,339 always win! Keep spinning! Learn to make the dreidel spin! 80 00:04:17,751 --> 00:04:20,572 You'll know our people always win! 81 00:04:21,789 --> 00:04:22,661 Oh! Hi, dad! 82 00:04:23,077 --> 00:04:24,964 Hello, everybody! Say! Can I join in? 83 00:04:25,044 --> 00:04:30,088 Sure! I have a little dreidel! I made it out of clay! 84 00:04:30,525 --> 00:04:33,879 And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel, I shall EVERYBODY! 85 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:36,546 Dreidel, dreidel dreidel! I made you out of clay! 86 00:04:36,975 --> 00:04:39,736 Dreidel, dreidel dreidel! With dreidel, I shall play! 87 00:04:40,162 --> 00:04:42,966 Oh, dreidel, dreidel dreidel! I made you out of clay! 88 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:46,157 Dreidel, dreidel dreidel! With dreidel, I shall play! 89 00:04:46,632 --> 00:04:52,451 Courtney Cox, I love you! You're so hot on that show! 90 00:04:52,842 --> 00:04:53,703 Dad?! 91 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:54,559 Courtney Cox,... 92 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:55,613 Dad?! 93 00:04:55,614 --> 00:04:56,564 We're singing about a dreidel! 94 00:04:58,155 --> 00:04:58,619 Oh, sorry! 95 00:04:59,287 --> 00:05:00,801 We'll talk about this later, Gerald! 96 00:05:23,422 --> 00:05:27,343 Woo hoo! Golly! That sure was fun! But now for our next song! 97 00:05:28,096 --> 00:05:32,302 Hold on to your boot straps, 'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell! 98 00:05:43,033 --> 00:05:51,713 Oh, tannenbaum! Oh, tannenbaum! Die teil chi hein blatter! 99 00:05:52,582 --> 00:06:00,901 Oh, tannenbaum! Oh, tannenbaum! Die teil chi hein blatter! 100 00:06:01,691 --> 00:06:10,086 Too groo chnid doo noot zamadine! Die knack umvie teri neshenstein! 101 00:06:11,061 --> 00:06:21,082 Oh, tannenbaum! Oh, tannenbaum! Die teil chi hein blatter! 102 00:06:23,187 --> 00:06:25,917 Hey! Hitler! What's the matter, little guy?! 103 00:06:26,899 --> 00:06:31,840 Oh, Satan! Tu tannenbaum die teil chi hein blatter! 104 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,630 Aaaw! You don't have Christmas Tree?! 105 00:06:35,934 --> 00:06:39,061 Nootint dien dien reetint minintstein! 106 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:42,697 Well, I tell you what! Maybe we'll have ourselves a little 107 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:44,900 Christmas right here! 108 00:06:44,976 --> 00:06:46,206 C'mon, everyone! Gather 'round! 109 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:48,900 String up the lights and light up the tree! 110 00:06:48,972 --> 00:06:51,050 We're gonna make some revelry! 111 00:06:51,068 --> 00:06:54,718 Spirits are high, so I can tell it's Christmas time in Hell! 112 00:06:55,286 --> 00:06:59,234 Demons are nicer as you pass them by! There's lot's of demon toys to buy! 113 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,146 The snow is falling and all is well! It's Christmas time in hell! 114 00:07:03,754 --> 00:07:07,344 There goes Jeffrey Dahmer wiht a festive Christmas ham! 115 00:07:07,903 --> 00:07:11,499 After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can! 116 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:15,774 And there goes John F. Kennedy caroling with his son! 117 00:07:16,257 --> 00:07:20,391 Reunited for the holidays! God bless us everyone! 118 00:07:20,531 --> 00:07:22,454 Everybody has a happy glow! 119 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:24,480 Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow! 120 00:07:24,715 --> 00:07:26,702 Even Maw Tse Tung is under the spell! 121 00:07:26,736 --> 00:07:28,517 It's Christmas time in hell! 122 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:32,065 Aldolf, here's a present for you! 123 00:07:32,187 --> 00:07:34,649 Oh! UND TANNENBAUM! 124 00:07:34,973 --> 00:07:36,349 Yes! Und tannenbaum! 125 00:07:37,418 --> 00:07:41,430 God cast me down from heaven's door to rule in hell forevermore! 126 00:07:41,571 --> 00:07:45,225 But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, 'cause it's Christmas time in hell! 127 00:07:45,843 --> 00:07:47,688 Here's a rack to hang the stockings on! 128 00:07:47,899 --> 00:07:49,745 We still have to shop for Genghis Khan! 129 00:07:50,062 --> 00:07:51,887 Michael Landon's hair looks swell! 130 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,661 It's Christmas time in hell! 131 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:58,939 There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe over poor 132 00:07:59,377 --> 00:08:02,048 Gene Siskel's head to watch his weenie grow! 133 00:08:02,605 --> 00:08:06,165 For wone day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick! 134 00:08:06,681 --> 00:08:10,760 All the screaming and the torture stops as we wait for ol' Saint Nick! 135 00:08:11,035 --> 00:08:13,102 So, string up the lights and light up the tree! 136 00:08:13,155 --> 00:08:17,050 We're damned for all eternity, but for just one day, all is well! 137 00:08:17,272 --> 00:08:19,152 It's Christmas time in hell! 138 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:21,290 Gather close together and make it quick! 139 00:08:21,497 --> 00:08:23,553 We gotta make room for Andy Dick! 140 00:08:23,682 --> 00:08:27,500 Wake his mother and ring the bell! 141 00:08:27,553 --> 00:08:44,822 It's Christmas time! Christmas time! It's Christmas time in hell! 142 00:08:43,377 --> 00:08:45,437 Merry Christmas, movie house! 143 00:08:47,979 --> 00:08:49,511 Fighting the frizzies at eleven! 144 00:08:50,487 --> 00:08:52,335 Howdy ho! 145 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:57,573 Uh, Hark! Hear the bells! 146 00:08:57,906 --> 00:09:01,971 Sweet silver bells all seem to say, ding dong, m'kay! Christmas is here! 147 00:09:02,301 --> 00:09:04,595 Bringing good cheer to young and old! 148 00:09:04,683 --> 00:09:06,896 Drinkin' a bowl! Ding, dong, ding, dong! 149 00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:10,450 That is their song! This joyful ring! All caroling! 150 00:09:10,514 --> 00:09:13,944 One seems to hear words of good cheer, from everywhere, 151 00:09:14,061 --> 00:09:15,284 filling the air! 152 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,591 Oh, how they pound, raising their sound! 153 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:19,936 Oh, here and there, telling their tale! 154 00:09:20,065 --> 00:09:23,372 Gaily, they ring while people sing songs of good cheer! 155 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:26,719 Christmas is here! Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas! 156 00:09:27,162 --> 00:09:29,184 Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas! 157 00:09:29,498 --> 00:09:34,142 Joyful they sing! All without end! Their lovely hum to everyone! 158 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:35,359 Hark! Hear the bells! 159 00:09:35,411 --> 00:09:38,949 Sweet silver bells all seem to say, ding dong, m'kay! 160 00:09:38,961 --> 00:09:44,917 On do they sing, on without end! Their joyful toungue to every home! 161 00:09:45,573 --> 00:09:50,479 Ding, dong, ding, dong! M'kay! ... M'kay! 162 00:09:51,696 --> 00:09:55,837 Well, that was a nice little song! Wasn't it?! 163 00:09:56,248 --> 00:09:59,349 But, let's not forget that for some people, Christmas is about the 164 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:02,573 birth of Jesus! So now, here's a more serious 165 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,918 Christmas song sung by Eric Cartman! 166 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:23,714 And ... O holy night! The stars are brightly shining! 167 00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:31,366 It is the night of our dear saviour's b-b-b-birth! 168 00:10:33,317 --> 00:10:35,887 O holy night! 169 00:10:36,782 --> 00:10:41,854 The, something, something, descend! 170 00:10:42,504 --> 00:10:49,174 It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie! 171 00:10:51,402 --> 00:11:06,600 Jesus was born and so I get presents! Thank you, Jesus, for being born! 172 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:21,258 Fall on your knees and hear the angels, something! 173 00:11:21,964 --> 00:11:35,157 O night divine! O night when I get presents! 174 00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:59,071 O night divine! O night, o night divine! 175 00:12:01,592 --> 00:12:05,643 Oh, boy! That was a super song! And now, let's hear from 176 00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:08,689 the school teacher, Mr. Garrison! 177 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:13,045 Okay, children! Let's take our seats! Today, we're gonna learn how 178 00:12:13,089 --> 00:12:16,474 different cultures around the world celebrate the holiday season! 179 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,869 Aaaaaaaw! 180 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,451 Now, pay attention! Ahem! 181 00:12:20,026 --> 00:12:23,810 I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East! 182 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,276 No trees! No snow! No Santa Clause! 183 00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:28,700 They have different religious beliefs! 184 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:33,318 They believe in Muhahmad and not in our holiday! 185 00:12:33,366 --> 00:12:37,194 And so, every December, I go to the Middle East and say! 186 00:12:39,288 --> 00:12:42,037 Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! 187 00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:45,542 Put down that book, the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes! 188 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:50,016 In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday! 189 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:53,523 So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate! 190 00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:59,500 There is no holiday season in India, I've heard! 191 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:03,231 They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd! 192 00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:06,822 They've never read a Christmas story! They don't know what Rudolph is about! 193 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:12,029 And that is why, in December, I'll go to India and shout! 194 00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:16,287 Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! 195 00:13:16,402 --> 00:13:19,677 Drink egg nog and eat some beef and pass it to the Mrs.! 196 00:13:21,163 --> 00:13:23,834 In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday! 197 00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:27,265 So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate! 198 00:13:29,548 --> 00:13:32,900 Now, I heard that in Japan, Everyone just lives in sin! 199 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,768 They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin! 200 00:13:36,811 --> 00:13:39,259 On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake! 201 00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:44,585 And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say! 202 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,021 Hey there, Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! 203 00:13:49,185 --> 00:13:52,088 God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum! 204 00:13:53,738 --> 00:13:56,199 In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do! 205 00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:59,745 So let's all rejoice for Jesus! Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you! 206 00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:04,937 On Christmas day, I travel 'round the world! 207 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,328 Taoists, Krushnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too, 208 00:14:09,971 --> 00:14:20,585 Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you! Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat! 209 00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:22,364 Frizzies at eleven! 210 00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:25,017 Howdy ho! 211 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:35,242 I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day, on Christmas day! 212 00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:39,636 I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day in the morning! 213 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:44,030 And what was in those ships all three, on Christmas day, on Christmas day! 214 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:44,800 And what 215 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,374 Shut up, turds! 216 00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:53,256 was in those ships all three, on Christmas day in the morning! 217 00:14:53,264 --> 00:14:57,407 The virgin Mary and Christ were there, on Christmas day, on Christmas day! 218 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:58,867 The virgin Mary and 219 00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:00,690 Shut up, turds! 220 00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:05,565 Christ were there, on Christmas day in the morning! 221 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:10,244 Let us all rejoice! Amen! On Christmas day, on Christmas day! 222 00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:10,888 Let 223 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,867 I told you to shut up! 224 00:15:15,308 --> 00:15:18,713 us all rejoice! Amen! On Christmas day in the morning! 225 00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:23,188 Shelly is starting to get pissed, on Christmas day, on Christmas day! 226 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:27,864 Shelly got up and killed the turds, on Christmas day in the MORNING! 227 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:37,800 Golly, that sure was swell! I'd say my Christmas special is going 228 00:15:37,898 --> 00:15:39,333 super fantastic! 229 00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:43,295 But now, it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important 230 00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:45,761 people of the whole season! 231 00:15:48,187 --> 00:15:49,593 Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKemicks! 232 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:54,749 Now, please put your hands together and welcome Saint Nicholaus and Jesus Christ! 233 00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:58,014 Hello, everybody! 234 00:15:58,148 --> 00:16:00,148 How y'all doin' tonight! 235 00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:03,766 You know, Jesus, there've been so many wonderfull songs written 236 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,049 about us over the years! 237 00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:09,040 That's right, Santa, and we love each and everyone of them! Like this one! 238 00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:19,434 Joy to the world, for I have come! Let Earth receive...me! 239 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,754 Let every heart prepare me room... 240 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,698 ...and heaven and nature sing! 241 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,675 ...and heaven and nature sing! 242 00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:33,565 ...and heaven and heaven and nature sing! 243 00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:36,781 You know, Jesus, that is a nice song! But I like this one! 244 00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:41,284 Up on the house top, raindeer paws out jumps good ol' me! 245 00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:44,055 Down through the chimney with lots of toys! 246 00:16:44,308 --> 00:16:46,416 All for the little one's Christmas joys! 247 00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:51,129 Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! 248 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,346 Oh, up on the house top! Click, click, click! 249 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,851 Down through the chimney with good ol' me! 250 00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,066 You get away! 251 00:16:57,306 --> 00:16:57,957 Go away?! 252 00:16:58,223 --> 00:16:58,815 GET away! 253 00:16:59,076 --> 00:16:59,834 WHERE away?! 254 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:05,219 Away in the manger, no crib for my bed! 255 00:17:05,861 --> 00:17:10,458 That's where cute little ol' me-e lay down my sweet head! 256 00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:15,936 The stars in the sky look down where I lay! 257 00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:21,000 Cute little eight pound me-e asleep in the hay! 258 00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:28,290 Oh come all ye faithful, joyful, and triumphant! 259 00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:32,526 Oh come ye to bethlehem to see-ee me! 260 00:17:32,691 --> 00:17:33,300 Here's one! 261 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,253 Hark the harold angels sing! 262 00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:36,900 It's my turn! 263 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,281 Glory to-o me-e-e! Silient night! 264 00:17:39,428 --> 00:17:39,900 Uh...! 265 00:17:40,571 --> 00:17:41,400 Santa, uh! 266 00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:44,600 All is calm! All is bright! 'Round yon virgin mother and me! 267 00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:45,200 Saint Nicholaus! 268 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:49,200 Holy me-e-e, tender and mild! Sleep in heavenly peace! 269 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,388 Sleep in heavenly peace! 270 00:17:51,782 --> 00:17:55,082 Okay, Jesus! Here's one you might remember! 271 00:17:55,180 --> 00:18:01,598 Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand, just like that river 272 00:18:01,984 --> 00:18:04,184 twistin' through the dusty land! 273 00:18:04,325 --> 00:18:06,400 Uh, Santa! Santa! Santa! That's not a Christmas song! But I... 274 00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:09,266 I know, but there's like three hundred Jesus Christmas songs 275 00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:12,613 and only four fucking Santa ones! It's not fair! Just do it yourself! 276 00:18:12,903 --> 00:18:13,500 I'm leaving! 277 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:15,122 Oh c'mon, Santa! You can't leave! 278 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,555 No! Fuck you, Jesus! 279 00:18:17,069 --> 00:18:21,671 But, Santa! ... The weather outside is frightful... 280 00:18:22,023 --> 00:18:22,600 No! 281 00:18:22,673 --> 00:18:26,585 ...But the fire is so delightful! 282 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:29,862 ...Well, since I've no place to go...! 283 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,044 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 284 00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:35,867 It doesn't show signs of stopping! 285 00:18:36,374 --> 00:18:38,849 But I brought some corn for poopity-popping! 286 00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,026 The lights are turned way down low! 287 00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:41,444 So... 288 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:46,267 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! The fire is slowly dying! 289 00:18:46,572 --> 00:18:49,500 And, my dear, we're still good-bah-bee-bying! 290 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,080 But, as long as you love me so,... 291 00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:59,998 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 292 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:04,756 Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand! 293 00:19:10,428 --> 00:19:12,088 Fighting frizzies at eleven! 294 00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:14,670 Howdy ho! 295 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:20,808 Well, I guess that's about the end of our Christmas album! 296 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:24,988 Gosh, it was sure nice hangin' out with y'all, yeah! 297 00:19:27,309 --> 00:19:31,304 And, I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say, 298 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,508 it would be this! 299 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:39,632 Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas! 300 00:19:41,143 --> 00:19:44,812 Make the ultide ham! 301 00:19:46,038 --> 00:19:53,113 From now on, our troubles will be miles away! 302 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:08,369 Here we are as in olden days! Happy golden days of yours! 303 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:20,973 Faithful friends who are dear to us gather near to us once more! 304 00:20:23,609 --> 00:20:34,138 Through the years, we all will be together, if the faith's on high! 305 00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:44,045 Hang a shining star upon the highest bow! 306 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:59,788 And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now! 307 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,010 Time to go, Mr. Hankey! 308 00:21:04,475 --> 00:21:09,694 Goodbye, everybody! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 309 00:21:10,716 --> 00:21:13,280 Bye, Mr. Hankey! See ya next year! 310 00:21:18,226 --> 00:21:20,156 And now, fighting the frizzies! 311 00:21:20,056 --> 00:21:51,956 Sous-titres par (Subtitles by) TooNs