1 00:00:06,138 --> 00:00:08,741 Captioning made possible by comedy central 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,042 ? I'm going down to south park? 3 00:00:10,476 --> 00:00:11,994 ? Gonna have myself a time? 4 00:00:12,029 --> 00:00:13,513 ? Friendly faces everywhere? 5 00:00:13,946 --> 00:00:15,248 ? Humble folks without temptation? 6 00:00:15,681 --> 00:00:16,549 ? Going down to south park? 7 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,718 ? Gonna leave my woes behind? 8 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:20,418 ? Ample parking day or night? 9 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:21,971 ? People spouting "howdy neighbor"? 10 00:00:22,006 --> 00:00:23,615 ? Headin' on up to south park? 11 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,224 ? Gonna see if i can't unwind? 12 00:00:28,694 --> 00:00:29,996 ? Come on down to south park? 13 00:00:30,429 --> 00:00:33,032 ? And meet some friends of mine? 14 00:00:34,967 --> 00:00:37,570 And so, in her career filled with lies, back-Stabbing 15 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,270 And whoring herself for money, 16 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:41,005 She learned that the price of fame can be 17 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,727 Pleasing 65 men at once in a dark, dirty alley. 18 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:48,414 And so endspunky brewster: behind the blow. 19 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,282 Whoa, bummer, dude. 20 00:00:49,715 --> 00:00:51,017 Okay, dude, it's 3:30. 21 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:53,185 It's time for the terrance and phillip show. 22 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,053 Yay! Yay! Yay! 23 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:55,354 Excuse me, buddy. 24 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,222 Why, did you fart? 25 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,089 Oh, no! 26 00:00:57,523 --> 00:00:58,391 Oh man, this is another rerun. 27 00:00:58,824 --> 00:00:59,692 Are you sure? I haven't seen it. 28 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:01,861 Yeah, fatass, this is their famous "mechanic" sketch. 29 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,127 I'm looking for a mechanic. 30 00:01:03,162 --> 00:01:04,862 Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage? 31 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:07,500 Sure, buddy, all you need to do is go down to the- 32 00:01:10,536 --> 00:01:11,802 And that's how you- 33 00:01:11,837 --> 00:01:13,104 "Get to the auto garage." 34 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,308 Could you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting? 35 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,008 Sure, you go the same way, 36 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:18,778 "Except stick your finger up your ass." 37 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:20,044 No, no, no. 38 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,248 I mean could you tell me the directions again without you farting? 39 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:23,514 Oh, sure. 40 00:01:23,549 --> 00:01:24,850 Just stick your finger up my ass. 41 00:01:25,284 --> 00:01:26,551 All right, no problem, buddy. 42 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,188 Now tell me, how do i get to the auto garage to see a mechanic? 43 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,357 You're at the auto garage, i am the mechanic. 44 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,526 Why the heck didn't you tell me you were the mechanic? 45 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:34,393 "Because i had an itch up my ass." 46 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:36,128 Because i had an itch up my ass. 47 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:43,936 Terrance and phillip will be right back... 48 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,202 After these messages. 49 00:01:45,237 --> 00:01:46,938 When are they gonna make new ones? 50 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,141 Hey kids, don't miss the greatest event of the year. 51 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,544 This thursday night at the denver coliseum 52 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,913 See terrance and phillip live and in person. 53 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:54,745 What's this? 54 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,047 One night and one night only, 55 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:58,250 See all your favorite terrance and phillip bits live. 56 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,517 Oh, my god! 57 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:01,287 You guys, you guys! 58 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,154 I know, i know. 59 00:02:02,588 --> 00:02:03,854 To order tickets call ticket slave now! 60 00:02:03,889 --> 00:02:06,058 Write the number down, write the number down! 61 00:02:08,227 --> 00:02:09,095 Dude, did you get 'em? 62 00:02:09,528 --> 00:02:10,396 I got 'em. 63 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,131 Four tickets, 68th row toterrance and phillip. 64 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,432 I waited in line since 3:00 this morning. 65 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,132 Awesome, give me mine. 66 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:16,902 Wow, you guys are gonna see terrance and phillip live? 67 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,169 Yup, tomorrow night. 68 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,904 All right, children, let's settle down. 69 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:22,506 As you know, this coming friday is earth day 70 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:25,578 And i'm pleased to announce that the national earth day organization 71 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,981 Has chosen south park as its location 72 00:02:28,016 --> 00:02:30,349 For the earth day brainwashing festival. 73 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,616 Oh! Oh! Oh! 74 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,819 The heads of the earth day brainwashing organization 75 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,554 Are here to tell you all about it. 76 00:02:35,988 --> 00:02:38,374 Hello, children, i know you're all very excited 77 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,760 About having the earth day brainwashing festival 78 00:02:40,795 --> 00:02:42,460 Put on in your town. 79 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,097 You care very much about the earth, don't you? 80 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,364 Yes. Yes. Yes. 81 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:47,665 Good, because it's up to all of you 82 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,869 To get lots of people to come and make it look great. 83 00:02:49,904 --> 00:02:51,569 The festival is on friday, 84 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,773 So we'll start getting it ready tomorrow night. 85 00:02:53,808 --> 00:02:55,039 What? 86 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:57,208 We've all gotta pitch in. 87 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:58,978 I'm sorry, but the four of us can't help tomorrow night. 88 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,513 Yeah! Yeah! 89 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,014 You... what? 90 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,617 We got tickets to see terrance and phillip live in denver tomorrow night. 91 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:05,918 We paid 40 bucks a piece for them. 92 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,521 And terrance and phillip are more important than mother earth? 93 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:09,787 Well, yeah, dude. 94 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:11,956 You don't care about terrance and phillip. 95 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:17,196 Nothing matters more than saving the planet from republicans. 96 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,365 You don't need to see terrance and phillip. 97 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,534 No, dude, we really, really do. 98 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,668 Their will is strong. 99 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,305 Boys, i'm sorry, but nothing's more important than earth day. 100 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,005 Uh, but that's why we're going. Huh? 101 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,643 See, we're the official presidents of the terrance and phillip fan club 102 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,343 And we're going to see them tomorrow 103 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,113 'Cause we can get them to perform at the earth day festival. 104 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,282 You can get terrance and phillip to perform? 105 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,548 That would be great. 106 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:39,752 Terrance and phillip would draw huge ratings 107 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,452 From children all over the country. 108 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,222 Very well, kids, we'll work on getting the event ready here 109 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:44,957 And you go get terrance and phillip. 110 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:45,825 All right! All right! 111 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,525 But i warn you, 112 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,295 You better not promise things to earth day people 113 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,561 That you can't deliver. 114 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:55,367 Earth day people can be very unforgiving. 115 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:59,705 Heh-Heh, no problem, no problem. 116 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,742 Ladies and gentlemen, 117 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:07,947 Put your hands together for terrance! 118 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:11,417 Hello, denver! 119 00:04:14,453 --> 00:04:15,755 Wow, dude, terrance got really fat. 120 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,021 Yeah, he looks terrible. 121 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:19,225 How are you all feeling tonight, pretty good? 122 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:19,658 Uh-Oh. 123 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,129 Hey, do you all remember this one? 124 00:04:23,562 --> 00:04:25,731 "Doctor, doctor, i think i cracked my ass." 125 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,466 Phillip, "let me take a look." 126 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:28,334 "Look closer." 127 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,769 Uh... 128 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,105 Where the hell is phillip? 129 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,805 Phillip, phillip! 130 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,009 Phillip, phillip, phillip, phillip! 131 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,612 And now, for some classic terrance and phillip comedy. 132 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:42,431 Hello, terrance. 133 00:04:42,466 --> 00:04:43,481 Hello, phillip. 134 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:44,383 Phillip? That's not phillip. 135 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:46,552 Say, phillip, i have a question for you. 136 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,287 Okay, shoot. 137 00:04:49,588 --> 00:04:51,323 Dude, what the hell is going on? 138 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:52,859 Why'd they replace phillip? 139 00:04:52,894 --> 00:04:54,325 I think this new guy's funny. 140 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,529 And now here's a classic terrance and phillip sketch 141 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,229 That i wrote back in '62. 142 00:04:58,264 --> 00:05:00,866 Excuse me, sir, do you know who farted? 143 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:01,699 He sure did. 144 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,035 What's the person's name? 145 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,735 Who. That farted? 146 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:06,071 The person who. That passed gas? 147 00:05:06,505 --> 00:05:07,338 Who passed gas. 148 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:08,674 Now, why you askin' me? 149 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,192 That's man's name. 150 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,277 That's whose name? 151 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,977 Yes! 152 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:14,530 Something very terrible has happened 153 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,048 In the world of terrance and phillip 154 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:16,916 And we've got to find out what. 155 00:05:17,349 --> 00:05:19,084 Look, buddy, all i'm trying to find out is, 156 00:05:19,518 --> 00:05:20,785 What's the guy's name that farted? 157 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,555 What's the guy that drank his own urine. 158 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,856 Who? 159 00:05:26,892 --> 00:05:28,194 Come on, guys, we're getting to the bottom of this. 160 00:05:28,229 --> 00:05:29,460 Excuse us. 161 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:30,579 Where do you think you're goin'? 162 00:05:30,614 --> 00:05:31,664 We have to talk to terrance. 163 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:32,965 Yeah, right. 164 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:34,700 It's okay, we're the official presidents 165 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:35,966 Of the terrance and phillip fan club. 166 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:39,905 Then get in the "official president of terrance and phillip fan club" line. 167 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,642 Oh, dude, gay. 168 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,978 You don't understand, we saved terrance and phillip's lives once. 169 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,147 You and about a thousand other people at one time or another. 170 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:49,882 Now get outta my face. 171 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,148 Redneck! 172 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:52,883 Man, this sucks. 173 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:54,653 Are you guys official presidents too? 174 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,920 Don't talk to us, kid. 175 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,655 Hey, look at that line, it's way shorter. 176 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,859 I don't think we're female groupies or random sluts. 177 00:06:00,292 --> 00:06:01,559 Kenny's a random slut. 178 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,329 Well, maybe we can sneak in over there, come on. 179 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:05,064 Shh. 180 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,499 Yummy. 181 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,668 It was so great meeting you. 182 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,438 I feel like we really shared something. 183 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,173 We sure did, betty. 184 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,474 Next! 185 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:19,378 Hello, terrance, i'm such a huge fan. 186 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,078 You're a huge fan, all right. 187 00:06:21,113 --> 00:06:22,414 Could i just have you sign my breasts? 188 00:06:22,848 --> 00:06:24,149 What do i get in return? 189 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,416 Whatever you want. 190 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:27,186 Oh yeah, oh, that's good, baby. 191 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,355 Oh, terrance, i love you, i love you. 192 00:06:29,788 --> 00:06:31,306 I love you, i love you. 193 00:06:31,341 --> 00:06:32,825 Man, it smells down there. 194 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:34,525 Jesus christ, that was fast. 195 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,295 Well, what should we name it, how 'bout jerry? 196 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,596 What the hell? 197 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:38,898 Oh wow, we had quadruplets. 198 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:40,164 Aah! 199 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,465 We're not quadruplets, terrance. 200 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,235 We snuck in that woman's spandex to get in here. 201 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,501 Oh, thank god. 202 00:06:44,536 --> 00:06:45,803 The last thing i need is more kids. 203 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:46,705 What do you want, an autograph or something? 204 00:06:47,139 --> 00:06:48,007 No, it's more important than that. 205 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,175 Our school is putting on a big show for earth day 206 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,911 And we promised people we could get you to perform. 207 00:06:52,344 --> 00:06:53,177 Earth day, huh? 208 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,513 That sounds like a very noble cause. 209 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:55,814 How much does it pay? 210 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:56,682 But where's phillip? 211 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:57,948 Who? 212 00:06:57,983 --> 00:06:59,250 Phillip, your partner. 213 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,803 Why is it that every time somebody sees me, 214 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,447 They have to say, "hey where's phillip?" 215 00:07:02,482 --> 00:07:04,021 Like we're freakin' married or something. 216 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:06,225 Y'know, i'll let youtater tots in on a little secret. 217 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,491 Phillip is a hack. 218 00:07:07,526 --> 00:07:09,261 You know who wrote all the terrance and phillip stuff? 219 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:10,961 Me. 220 00:07:10,996 --> 00:07:12,298 Phillip never did anything but read his lines. 221 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:13,599 But the guy that replaced him sucks. 222 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,600 I know, i know he sucks. 223 00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:20,070 To be honest, things haven't been going so well lately. 224 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:22,708 I'm not making any money because everyone wants to see phillip. 225 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:23,974 Why? 226 00:07:24,009 --> 00:07:25,276 What the hell does phillip do? 227 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,046 Because, dude, it's "terrance and phillip". 228 00:07:27,081 --> 00:07:28,312 Whatever. 229 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:30,047 The point is, phillip and i are through 230 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:33,083 And apparently, so is the act and so is the money. 231 00:07:33,118 --> 00:07:35,287 What if we can get phillip to agree to get back together? 232 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,588 Will you do the earth day show for us? 233 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,324 Ha, good luck getting phillip. 234 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:40,926 He left because he wanted to do "more serious stuff." 235 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,529 The last i heard he was doing canadian shakespeare in toronto. 236 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,795 Toronto? 237 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:46,565 But we promised the earth day people you'd perform. 238 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,831 Well, in that case, 239 00:07:47,866 --> 00:07:51,337 I'd say you four boys are up fart creek without a paddle. 240 00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:57,274 Work, work, children. 241 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:59,044 We only have two more days until earth day, work! 242 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,046 Uh, excuse me, my daddy is a geologist 243 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:04,683 And he says there actually isn't any concrete evidence 244 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,950 Of global warming. 245 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:09,021 That's not true, global warming is going to kill us all. 246 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,623 The republicans are responsible. 247 00:08:12,057 --> 00:08:13,359 Thank you. 248 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:19,830 Oh no, dude. 249 00:08:19,865 --> 00:08:21,131 Oh, there you are boys. 250 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,468 I need terrance and phillip's information 251 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,769 So i can tell them their schedule. 252 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,504 Uh, we didn't get them. 253 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,770 You what? 254 00:08:26,805 --> 00:08:28,107 They're not together anymore, dude. 255 00:08:28,142 --> 00:08:29,373 You better be joking. 256 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:31,143 We've already announced their participation. 257 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,409 Look, we could probably get terrance, 258 00:08:32,444 --> 00:08:33,746 But he'll be performing with this other guy. 259 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,879 You promised us terrance and phillip. 260 00:08:35,914 --> 00:08:38,083 We, therefore, promised the world terrance and phillip. 261 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:41,120 You will get us terrance and phillip or else. 262 00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:42,386 But there's nothing we can do. 263 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:43,687 Phillip is doing shakespeare in canada now. 264 00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:46,325 Then you better get your asses to canada and get him. 265 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,025 We'll make travel arrangements. 266 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,229 Nothing is more important than the environment, boys, 267 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:53,230 Not even your lives. 268 00:08:53,265 --> 00:08:55,000 Well, guys, i guess we're going to canada. 269 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,735 Sweet. 270 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:03,675 Ah! 271 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,013 Part them, they are incensed. 272 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,279 Nay, come again. 273 00:09:09,314 --> 00:09:10,581 Look to the queen there, buddy. 274 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,351 They bleed on both sides, how is it, my lord? 275 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,183 How is it, laertes? 276 00:09:13,218 --> 00:09:15,387 Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, osric, 277 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,122 I am justly killed with my own treachery. 278 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:17,990 How does the queen? 279 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:19,291 Hey, guy, she swoons to see them bleed. 280 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,327 Oh my dear, hamlet, i am poisoned. 281 00:09:22,761 --> 00:09:25,798 Oh, villainy, ho, let the door be locked. 282 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,064 Treachery, seek it out. 283 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:29,051 It is here, hamlet, hamlet, thou art slain. 284 00:09:29,086 --> 00:09:30,912 No medicine in the world can do thee good. 285 00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:32,738 In thee there is not half an hour of life. 286 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,473 The treacherous instrument is in thy hand, 287 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,173 Unbated and envenomed. 288 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,943 The foul practice hath turned itself on me. 289 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,112 Lo, here i lie never to rise again. 290 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,281 Thy mother's poisoned, i can no more. 291 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,016 The king, the king's to blame. 292 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,751 The point, envenomed too. 293 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:47,920 Then, venom to thy work, buddy! 294 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,620 Treason, treason! Treason! 295 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,607 Oh, yet defend me, friends, i am but hurt. 296 00:09:51,642 --> 00:09:53,684 Here, thou incestuous, murderous damned dane. 297 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,727 Drink of this potion, is thy union here? 298 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,560 Follow my mother. 299 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:59,631 He is served, it is a poison tempered by himself. 300 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,600 Exchange forgiveness with me, noble hamlet. 301 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,535 Mine and my father's death came not upon thee 302 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,403 Nor thine on me. 303 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,005 Heaven make free of it, i follow thee, guy. 304 00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:10,007 I am dead, horatio, wretched queen, adieu. 305 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,211 You that look pale and tremble at this chance, buddy, 306 00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,946 Thou are but mutes or audience to this act, 307 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:17,416 Had i but time- As this fell sergeant death is strict in his arrest- 308 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,585 Oh, i could tell you, buddy, but let it be. 309 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,120 Horatio, i am dead. 310 00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:22,586 Thou livest, guy, 311 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,790 Report me and my cause aright to the unsatisfied. 312 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,056 Never believe it. 313 00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:27,609 I am more an antique roman than a dane. 314 00:10:27,644 --> 00:10:29,093 Here's yet some liquor left, buddy. 315 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,730 Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ, is this thing ever gonna end? 316 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,333 He has my dying voice, so tell him with the occurrence 317 00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:36,068 More and less which have solicited, 318 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,202 The rest is silence. 319 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:41,056 Now cracks a noble heart, good night, sweet prince 320 00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:43,876 And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest, buddy. 321 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,142 Phillip, phillip! Yes? 322 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,346 Our town in colorado was chosen to host earth day this year 323 00:10:47,779 --> 00:10:48,647 And we need a big act. 324 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,948 Oh really? 325 00:10:50,382 --> 00:10:52,117 This run of hamlet is closing down, i'm afraid, we could take it there. 326 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,817 Uh, well we were thinking how cool it would be 327 00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:55,587 If you and terrance got back together for a reunion- 328 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:56,889 Stop right there! 329 00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:59,925 I'm not doin' nothin' with that fatass egomaniac. 330 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,792 But we need you. 331 00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:02,528 I'm sick of him taking credit for all the work 332 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:03,829 And not letting me change the act. 333 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,529 It's old and stale. 334 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,299 I mean, do you really think that fart jokes are funny for that long? 335 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,902 Look, if you don't come and do the show, 336 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,203 I'll make you eat your parents. 337 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,070 Yeah, whatever kid. 338 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:13,588 He'll do it, dude. 339 00:11:13,623 --> 00:11:14,673 Uh, look, phillip. 340 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,408 Everyone in south park just wants to see your serious side. 341 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,674 What? What? 342 00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:19,444 They told us, "that phillip, he's the one with talent. 343 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,746 Just get him for earth day." 344 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,012 Really? 345 00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:23,348 Well that sounds interesting, how much does it pay? 346 00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:24,866 $2,000. 347 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:25,916 I'm in! 348 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,554 Here, call me at this number with the details, gotta run. 349 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:29,855 Dude, you didn't tell him terrance would be there. 350 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:31,555 I didn't say he wouldn't be there, either. 351 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,108 Look, all we have to do is get them there, right? 352 00:11:33,143 --> 00:11:34,626 Once terrance and phillip get together again, 353 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,760 It'll be like old times. 354 00:11:36,795 --> 00:11:40,265 Oh, kyle, you just made a huge withdrawal at the "first bank of lies". 355 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,868 It'll, it'll be okay. 356 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:46,737 Work faster. 357 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:50,676 Faster, children, earth day is coming. 358 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,376 Well, boys, it's rehearsal time 359 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,580 And your terrance and phillip haven't shown up. 360 00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:55,447 They said they'd come. 361 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,147 I'm sure they'll be here any minute. 362 00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,785 Maybe you kids don't understand how important earth day is 363 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,086 For the future of our planet. 364 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,255 Maybe you need some convincing. 365 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,140 Karl. 366 00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:04,955 Ahh! 367 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,256 Oh, my god! 368 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:08,026 Excuse me, is this where the earth day crap is happening? 369 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,293 He's here. 370 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,496 Oh, very good, mr. Phillip, i'm jack forest, 371 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,763 Head of the earth day committee. 372 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,533 Thank you for being a part of this important event. 373 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,799 Whatever, where's my check? 374 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,569 All right, i'm here, where do i- 375 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,269 What's he doing here? 376 00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:20,571 All right, let's do a rehearsal 377 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:23,208 So that the camera crew can get a look at it. 378 00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:27,980 Wow, isn't this great, you guys seeing each other again? 379 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,715 Yeah, you must have a lot of catching up to do 380 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,547 But let's rehearse first. 381 00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:32,317 So, this is your doing, huh, terrance? 382 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,017 My doing? 383 00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:35,787 These kids called me and said it was your idea 384 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,054 And that you wanted to apologize. 385 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,041 Please, you guys, this is for earth day. 386 00:12:39,076 --> 00:12:40,993 You care about mother earth, don't you? 387 00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:42,693 Well, what the hell? 388 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,428 I already flew all the way out here. 389 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,198 But i want my check made out to me, not both of us. 390 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,516 Ditto! 391 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:48,765 Fine. 392 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,102 See, i told you it would work. 393 00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:52,271 All right, we'll come off the speech of the dying whales 394 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:54,404 And then, action. 395 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:55,741 Doctor, doctor, i've cracked my ass. 396 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,476 Really? Let me take a look. 397 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:58,343 Look closer. 398 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,416 Yon fart doth smell of elderberry sweet- 399 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,116 That's not the line, asshole. 400 00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:07,452 You're right, it's a better one, asshole. 401 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,152 Just do the bit right, dick face! 402 00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:11,356 Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict! 403 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,525 I may be fat, but at least i didn't get hair plugs. 404 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,393 That's it! 405 00:13:14,826 --> 00:13:16,526 I ain't doin' nothin' with "kooko the whale"! 406 00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:18,730 I never needed you in the first place, you hack! 407 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,298 You can't leave, the show starts soon. 408 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:25,237 Boys, you've got three hours to get those two back together. 409 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,406 Do i need to remind you what will happen if you don't? 410 00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:28,291 Karl! 411 00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:29,106 Owww! 412 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,659 You bastards. 413 00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:32,142 Good luck, boys. 414 00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:33,478 We've got to get them back together, you guys. 415 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,647 They could do this tous! 416 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,853 Tom, i'm standing in south park, colorado 417 00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:44,456 Where earth day 2001 is in full force. 418 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,425 Environmental awareness games, booths 419 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,360 And of course, the entertainment on stage 420 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,529 Which is being broadcast live all over the country. 421 00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:53,999 This eco-Happy crowd is thrilled and waiting in anticipation 422 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,968 For the arrival of terrance and phillip, 423 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,903 Who were promised by these four boys. 424 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,338 What a touching and true song. 425 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,843 You know it's true, republicans are ruining the earth. 426 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,012 Republicans are ruining the earth. 427 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,278 All right. 428 00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,482 Well, i think i know why most you tuned in today. 429 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,651 How about some earth day entertainment? 430 00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:19,157 Hooray for the earth, we must protect it. 431 00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:26,531 And now, as promised, here are terrance and phillip... on video. 432 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,533 On video? 433 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:33,472 They were considered the best comedy act in all of canada, 434 00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:35,857 But a fast-Paced rocket ride to success 435 00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,802 Would bring them to the depths of despair. 436 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,713 This isterrance and phillip: behind the blow. 437 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:42,581 Wow. Wow. Wow. 438 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,281 What the hell do you call this? 439 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,016 Behind the blow. 440 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,317 I taped it last month. 441 00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:49,521 We promised people terrance and phillip, 442 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,787 Not a video documentary. 443 00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:53,859 You've ruined the earth for the last time, boys! 444 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,461 Aah! Aah! 445 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,497 Terrance was born "terrance henry stute" 446 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,666 In the small canadian village of toronto. 447 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,353 At a very early age, his parents noticed an uncanny musical ability 448 00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:08,607 And decided to enroll him in the canadian school for gifted babies. 449 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:12,077 It was here that he partnered up with phillip niles argyle, 450 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,812 A brash young baby from montreal. 451 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,414 Together, they performed musical acts 452 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,583 That stunned canadians everywhere. 453 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,885 At the tender age of six, 454 00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:22,053 Terrance and phillip were off to the united states 455 00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,222 To perform on theed sullivan show 456 00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:26,825 Where american audiences would be exposed to canadians 457 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,525 For the first time. 458 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,826 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 459 00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:32,429 We have two adorable boys from canada. 460 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,500 Please put your hands together for the music of young terrance and phillip. 461 00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,369 ? Beef and lamb chicken and ham? 462 00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:40,705 ? Step to the left and clap your hands? 463 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,024 ? Gosh we love that chicken and ham? 464 00:15:42,059 --> 00:15:43,273 ? Don't you love that chicken and ham? 465 00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:46,344 Oh my god, what's wrong with their heads?! 466 00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,513 It's all right, darling, they're just canadian. 467 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,346 Oh. 468 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:50,682 ? Beef and lamb chicken and ham? 469 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:51,983 ? Step to the left and clap your hands? 470 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,718 ? Gosh we love that chicken and ham? 471 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,985 ? Don't you love my chicken and ham? 472 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,189 The canadian act confused american audiences, 473 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,889 But then something happened 474 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,092 That would change terrance and phillip's act forever. 475 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,239 It was the birth of canadian comedy. 476 00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:19,311 Terrance and phillip spent the next several years perfecting their art 477 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,913 And meeting some of america's most influential people. 478 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,516 Excuse me, which way is the bus station? 479 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,251 Hey, you're the guy on the screen. 480 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,552 What? 481 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,155 But it was in 1974 on thesonny and cher show 482 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:33,191 That terrance and phillip finally started to mix their canadian humor 483 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,325 With deep political insight. 484 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,095 You know, cher, a lot of us real americans 485 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,847 Don't know much about canada. 486 00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:40,591 Well, all of us real americans 487 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,764 Aren't as stupid and short as you. 488 00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:44,868 Please, put your groovy hands together 489 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:47,506 For the young and talented terrance and phillip. 490 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,843 Say, terrance, i'm getting worried aboot 491 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,379 All these russians making missiles. 492 00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:54,880 Maybe we should stop this "cold war". 493 00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:56,181 Here's a missile for ya. 494 00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:58,783 That's better. 495 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,194 With this bold mix of humor and political insight, 496 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,796 The world couldn't get enough of terrance and phillip, 497 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,965 But their fame would come at a price 498 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,151 Whenbehind the blow continues. 499 00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:18,268 Okay, okay, i think we lost 'em. 500 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,038 Jesus, man, those earth people don't screw around. 501 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,573 Kyle, none of this would be happening 502 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,039 If you hadn't lied in the first place. 503 00:17:23,074 --> 00:17:25,026 You lied and then you lied to cover up your lies. 504 00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:26,943 I didn't see you complaining at the time, fat boy! 505 00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:29,581 Guys, we have no choice, we're gonna have to move away. 506 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,316 Environmental activists don't use logic or reason. 507 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,919 There they are! 508 00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:36,052 Ahh! 509 00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:37,389 Run, run, run! 510 00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:39,689 As they entered their late teens, 511 00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,459 Terrance and phillip were already starting to taste 512 00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:43,194 The sweet milk of success, 513 00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:45,328 But the price of fame was looming 514 00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:48,365 Asterrance and phillip: behind the blowcontinues. 515 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,002 The 70s and 80s were a good time for young terrance and phillip. 516 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,737 Their act on the donny and marie show 517 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,039 Won them a nobel peace prize. 518 00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:56,207 They were on the cover of every magazine. 519 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,943 And then in 1998, 520 00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:00,111 Even a saturday morning cartoon was made 521 00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:01,811 Based on terrance and phillip. 522 00:18:01,846 --> 00:18:04,449 Terrance and phillip themselves supplied the voices. 523 00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,149 Say, terrance, what should we do 524 00:18:06,184 --> 00:18:07,485 Aboot this strange planet we've crashed on? 525 00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:08,787 I don't know, phillip. 526 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,389 It seems like the alien species here breathe an inert gas. 527 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,691 Uh-Oh, did you say what i thought you said? 528 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,595 As leader of the goat people, 529 00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:20,498 I have seen my species nearly wiped out by your dangerous gas. 530 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,800 Wow, that sucks. 531 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,053 The cartoon was such a huge success 532 00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,571 That it started to breed confusion 533 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,271 Over whether terrance and phillip 534 00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:30,475 Were animated characters or real people. 535 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,609 And so in 1998, the comedy team started work 536 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,246 On what they thought would be their greatest achievement, 537 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,548 A made-For-Tv movie 538 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,717 Written by and starting terrance and phillip 539 00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:40,850 Callednot without my anus. 540 00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:42,586 It was their biggest project to date, 541 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,223 But it had the misfortune of being scheduled on a night 542 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,958 When a different and more popular television show, 543 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,995 The john schneider variety hour was supposed to air. 544 00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:52,163 When fans tuned in to see john schneider 545 00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:54,766 And instead were treated to the canadian made-For-Tv movie, 546 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,369 They were enraged, bewildered and scared. 547 00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,502 The fans revolted and burned down the network, 548 00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:03,008 Killing six television producers and wounding 12 others. 549 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,610 The hatred of terrance and phillip had begun. 550 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,362 Terrance fell into a deep depression 551 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,045 And started abusing wood polish. 552 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,815 Phillip beat up an angry six-Year-Old fan 553 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,515 And was sued for $6 million. 554 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,153 It was the first time the duo tasted failure 555 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,888 And it nearly killed them both. 556 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,022 What's going on here? 557 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:22,961 Shh, we're watchin' behind the blow. 558 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,661 Come on, kenny, hurry up! 559 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:28,131 After years of depression and suicide attempts, 560 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,769 Terrance and phillip finally decided to get together 561 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,504 For one last film, 562 00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:35,939 The 1999 smash hit, asses of fire. 563 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,576 It was one of the highest grossing films of the summer. 564 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,444 And though the film also started 565 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,613 The canadian-American war of 1999 566 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,782 In which eight million people lost their lives, 567 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,915 The film was considered a great success. 568 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,119 After almost being executed by the american government, 569 00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:50,288 Terrance and phillip were eventually returned to canada 570 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,257 Where they were touted as heroes. 571 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,157 They had been to hell and back, 572 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:56,795 Through the very best and the very worst of times together, 573 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,198 But they had seen it through, and so ends, 574 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:01,566 Terrance and phillip: behind the blow. 575 00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:05,869 Terrance. 576 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,205 Oh, phillip, you're still here too. 577 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,506 I was just watching this video. 578 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,241 Y'know, i've never seen it before. 579 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,375 Me neither. 580 00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:15,447 We sure did go through a lot together. 581 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,615 We sure did. 582 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,315 Terrance, i- 583 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,086 Don't, no, phillip, don't say it. 584 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:22,821 I was an asshole, this is mostly my fault. 585 00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:24,122 That's what i was gonna say, 586 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,822 You're an asshole and this was mostly your fault. 587 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:29,761 But you were always the more artistically driven of us. 588 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,930 I should've put more into it than i did. 589 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:32,797 No, phillip. 590 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,966 I really thought i did everything, 591 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,569 Until i tried to do it alone. 592 00:20:49,714 --> 00:20:51,015 Think of all the endangered species 593 00:20:51,449 --> 00:20:53,184 That will now vanish because of you. 594 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,052 Karl! 595 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,088 So long, boys. 596 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:58,389 Wait, dude, look. 597 00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,258 Thank you, everone, thank you. 598 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:04,462 You know, phillip and i have learned an important lesson, 599 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,431 That when you go through a lot with somebody, 600 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,366 You can't let trite things come between you. 601 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,667 That's right, terrance. 602 00:21:10,101 --> 00:21:11,836 You should only let trite things come between your ass cheeks. 603 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:13,970 Oh, no! 604 00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:15,089 They're back. 605 00:21:15,124 --> 00:21:16,139 All right! 606 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,343 Yes, earth day is saved, boys. 607 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,078 Everything worked out after all. 608 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,344 It sure did. 609 00:21:21,379 --> 00:21:23,114 Look, kenny, everything turned out okay. 610 00:21:24,415 --> 00:21:26,151 Say, terrance, can you tell me who farted? 611 00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:27,452 He sure did, phillip. 612 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,586 No, i'm asking you his name. 613 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,789 And so terrance and phillip got back together, 614 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,958 Proving once and for all that fame and fortune 615 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,927 Are never as important as friendship. 616 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,827 ? Beef and lamb chicken and ham? 617 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,163 ? Step to the left and clap your hands? 618 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,048 ? Gosh we love that chicken and ham? 619 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:40,899 ? Don't they love that chicken and ham? 620 00:21:45,236 --> 00:21:46,538 ? Beef and lamb chicken and ham? 621 00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:48,055 ? Step to the left and clap your hands? 622 00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,049 ? Gosh we love that chicken and ham? 623 00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:50,008 ? Don't they love that chicken and ham? 624 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,708 ? Beef and lamb chicken and ham? 625 00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:52,610 ? Step to the left and clap your hands? 626 00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:54,310 ? Gosh we love that chicken and ham? 627 00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:54,779 ? Don't they love that chicken and ham? 628 00:21:56,514 --> 00:21:57,816 Captioning made possible by comedy central 629 00:21:58,683 --> 00:21:59,117 Captioned by soundwriters™