1 00:00:03,342 --> 00:00:06,470 I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time 2 00:00:06,678 --> 00:00:09,806 Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation 3 00:00:10,025 --> 00:00:13,143 I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind 4 00:00:13,352 --> 00:00:16,480 Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor 5 00:00:16,688 --> 00:00:19,608 I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind 6 00:00:19,816 --> 00:00:22,945 I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties 7 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:26,280 So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine 8 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,520 Episode 10x06 "ManBearPig" 9 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:33,800 M'kay, students, we have a very special guest speaker today. 10 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:34,200 Who can tell me the name of our country's last vice-president? 11 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:39,900 Dick Cheney? 12 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,403 No, the last one. 13 00:00:41,403 --> 00:00:42,800 Bill Clinton. 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,900 No, Clinton's vice-president. 15 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:51,500 He is here today to talk to you students about some very serious issues. 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,804 Please welcome Al Gore. 17 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,204 Who? 18 00:00:59,205 --> 00:01:02,701 Thank you, Mr. Mackey, students of South Park Elementary. 19 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:07,900 I'm here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. 20 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,100 You see... 21 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:12,600 there is something out there which threatens our very existence 22 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,000 and may be the end of the human race as we know it. 23 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,800 I'm talking of course about... Manbearpig. 24 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,900 Manbearpig? 25 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:26,900 It is a creature which roams the earth alone. 26 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:31,800 It is half man, half bear and half pig. 27 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:36,900 Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. 28 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:41,500 Well, I'm here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real 29 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:44,100 and he most certainly exists. 30 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,900 I'm serial. 31 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:49,800 Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. 32 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,600 Manbearpig simply wants to get you! 33 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,900 I'm super-serial. 34 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,000 But have no fear, 35 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,900 because I am here to save you! 36 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:05,700 And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, 37 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:09,100 everyone will say "Thank you, Al Gore". 38 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,000 "You're super awesome". 39 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,600 The end. 40 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,800 Uhhh, ohhhkay, thank you Mr. Gore. 41 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,900 Thank you, class. 42 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,300 Excelsior! 43 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,400 Check out this sweet move. 44 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:32,900 Kyle, you can't block like that. 45 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,300 Just play the game, fatass! 46 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,700 Pass it to me, Cartman! 47 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:37,700 Hang on. I'm going to do something super killer. 48 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,100 God damnit, stop it, Kyle! 49 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,300 All right, check it out. This is a total Kobe Bryant I'm about to do. 50 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,500 Just take a shot or pass the ball, asshole! It's getting late! 51 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,500 Let's just see who gets the ball this time, Jewboy! 52 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,500 Kyle, knock it off! 53 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,800 Cartman, stop hogging the goddamned ball! 54 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,100 Foood! 55 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:17,200 Don't worry, it's not really manbearpig. 56 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,900 It's me, Al Gore. 57 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:20,900 We know. 58 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,900 Dude, what are you doing? 59 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,300 I'm spreading manbearpig awareness. 60 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:29,300 Here, each of you kids take a pamphlet and a bumper sticker. 61 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,200 "We must all stop ManBearPig" 62 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,700 I hope now you boys see that this is totally serial. 63 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:38,400 The next time, it could be the "real" manbearpig. 64 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,500 Can I just get you to sign the awareness sheet? 65 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:43,400 Just your name and phone number 66 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,600 and where you first heard about manbearpig? 67 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,600 Uhh, Stan? - Oh, hey Dad. 68 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,600 Hello. 69 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,050 It's ah... getting late, boys. 70 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,400 Why don't you get in the car and I'll drive you all home? 71 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,400 Okay, Mr. Marsh. 72 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:00,800 Be safe. 73 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:17,100 Boys, I don't want you hanging out with that ex vice-president anymore, okay? 74 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:18,300 Aw, he's all right, Dad. 75 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,300 He was just trying to warn us about ManBearPig. 76 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,400 ManBearPig? 77 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,000 He's half man and half bearpig. 78 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,300 No, dude, he's half man and half bear and half pig. 79 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,700 That doesn't make any sense. 80 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,400 He could be half bear, half manpig. 81 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,300 Boys, there's no such thing as a manbearpig. 82 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:34,100 The vice president is just desperate for attention. 83 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:37,100 But I feel kind of bad for him, Dad. I don't think he has any friends. 84 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,400 Hello? - Hello, this is Al Gore 85 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,800 Oh man... Hi Mr. Gore. 86 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,300 I was the vice president. - I know. 87 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:56,000 Can you and your friends make it to an emergency manbearpig meeting tomorrow morning? 88 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,300 I have some evidence he could be in this area. 89 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,300 Eh look, I'm sorry but, we're all kind of busy. 90 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,500 Oh. I get it. 91 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,300 You don't believe me either. 92 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:11,200 No, no, it's not that. - Yes it is. 93 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,100 Nobody believes me! 94 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:16,400 I'm trying to warn everybody and nobody takes me serial! 95 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:25,600 I just want somebody in the world to take me serial just for once. 96 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:32,300 Ih it's okay, Mr. Gore, I, I believe you. - No, you don't. 97 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:35,300 Yeah, I'm sure ManBearPig needs to be stopped. I'm just... 98 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,100 I'm just scared that I can't do anything to stop him. 99 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,700 Are you serial? 100 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,300 Yes, I'm serial. 101 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,300 Don't worry! We can stop him! 102 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:49,400 Bring everyone you can to my manbearpig meeting tomorrow at 8 a.m. sharp! 103 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,700 Dude, why are we going to hang out with this guy? 104 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:57,900 Yeah, I don't get it. 105 00:05:57,910 --> 00:06:00,100 Come on, you guys, Al Gore doesn't have any friends. 106 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,600 We'll just make an appearance at his little meeting and then we'll go. 107 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,600 Hi kids! Come on in! 108 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,000 Okay, let's get this meeting started. 109 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,400 What do you kids think we should do to stop ManBearPig? 110 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,800 Yyeah, you know, Mr. Gore, 111 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,800 uh, my dad's a geologist, 112 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,200 and he said that ManBearPig probably isn't in Colorado. 113 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,900 What does your dad look like? 114 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:22,200 Does he have large hooves where his feet should be? 115 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,200 No! 116 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,400 Damn. For a minute there, I thought we found him. 117 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,600 Well, this was a great meeting. Wasn't it, guys? 118 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,200 But, we gotta get goin' to school now. 119 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,100 Oh my God! 120 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,600 ManBearPig screen active! 121 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,600 What is this area of Colorado! It's a it's a cave of some kind! 122 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,500 Yeah, that's Cave of the Winds. It's a tourist attraction. 123 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:44,500 Oh Jesus on ice skates, we've gotta get down there right away. 124 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,300 Ah I don't think so, dude. 125 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:47,900 Yeah, we've got school anyway. 126 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I can get you all excused from school. 127 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:54,100 You... have that kind of power? 128 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,200 Look! You boys have a chance to help me find 129 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,900 and kill ManBearPig once and for all! 130 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,500 I'm totally serial! 131 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,800 Hello everyone, welcome to Cave of the Winds. 132 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,100 Our tour is gonna take us to two chambers 133 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:12,500 in one of the most elaborate cavern systems in Colorado. 134 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:16,500 Before we get started I do understand we have a special guest in our group today. 135 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:19,200 The ex vice-president, Mr. Al Gore. 136 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:27,700 Mr. Gore asked me to make sure you all knew he was here. 137 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,700 Now, once we enter the cave we do ask you that you follow two rules: 138 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:33,400 stay on the path and do not touch anything. 139 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,600 Allright, are we ready? 140 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,800 Yeah. 141 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,500 Let's go cavin'. 142 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,500 Here we are in the main chamber of the cave. 143 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,700 It was discovered in 1892 144 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:46,000 and first used as a hideout for smugglers of the Old West. 145 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,203 Have you noticed high deposits of sulfur 146 00:07:48,203 --> 00:07:51,207 or a salmon-like odor coming from the caves lately? 147 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,500 No. 148 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:57,700 Now, as you can see, the cave is filled with stalagmites and stalagtites. 149 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,600 Water drips from the cave's... - All right, kids. 150 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,600 I need you to keep an eye out for manbearpig droppings. 151 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,700 What do manbearpig droppings look like? 152 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:08,000 Similar to pig droppings, but more manbearlike. 153 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,400 These rocks often make interesting shapes which we like to name. 154 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,700 For instance, this one here we named "The Hanging Mushroom". 155 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,200 And over here we have "Man With Helmet and Two Bowling Balls". 156 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,900 And finally, of course, the "Two Sisters". 157 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:30,100 Now the cave itself is millions of years old and has a constant temperature of 57 degrees. 158 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,100 Groan! Groan! 159 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,000 Sir? Mr. Gore? Is there a problem? 160 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,600 Not yet. 161 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,500 All right, everyone, if you'll step this way, you'll see how the cave gets its name. 162 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,300 Kids! 163 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,700 Kids, over here! Look. 164 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,200 What? - I bet this is where he's hiding. 165 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,400 This looks like ManBearPig Central. 166 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,400 Come on! 167 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,300 Come on! This is where ManBearPig is! I'm serial! 168 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:03,200 In certain areas of the cave, the wind actually blows through, causing a sound you can hear. 169 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,500 Take a picture of the sound, Steven. 170 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,800 Mr. Gore, I I think we should stay with the tour group. 171 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,300 Wait! Shhh. 172 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,600 Christ! He's here! 173 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:20,400 Take this rope! Be ready to tie him up! 174 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I've got you now, you son of a bitch! 175 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,200 What are you doing?! 176 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,700 Oh no! 177 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,000 No! 178 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,900 Leave them alone, you Goddamned ManBearPig! 179 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:34,900 Help! 180 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,400 Damn you ManBearPig! They're just children! 181 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:42,700 O-kay, everyone, out of the cave. Now! 182 00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,400 Hello? - Help! 183 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,800 We're trapped in here! - Somebody get us some help down hyah! 184 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,700 Hello, help! - Hello? 185 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,600 Forget it! They can't hear us! 186 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,900 What are we gonna do? 187 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,800 You'd better get us out of here, asshole! 188 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,500 Me? 189 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,200 You just had to go and be nice to Al Gore! 190 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,700 Now we're trapped in a cave! 191 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,300 Maybe there's another way out of here. 192 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,400 Oh, no kidding. 193 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,600 All right, let's split up and look for a passageway. 194 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,300 Everyone take a different direction. 195 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,500 Oh man, we're in big trouble here. 196 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,600 This is... bullcrap! 197 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,100 If I'ma thin I'm gonna be so... pissed off! 198 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,800 Goddamnit! 199 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,900 "Smugglers Den" 200 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,200 You see anything, Kenny? 201 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,700 No, nothing! 202 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,700 Cartman? 203 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:57,700 Cartman, you see anything? 204 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,300 No, nothing... 205 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,400 No, nothing here! 206 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,800 Nothing this way! 207 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,300 "Smugglers Den" 208 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,400 Tr... treasure. 209 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,600 Cartman, you okay? 210 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,500 You need help? - I'm fine! 211 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:13,000 This way is just a... dead end! Coming back to you now! 212 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,200 It looks like we're completely sealed in. 213 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,200 Yes, I see that. 214 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,600 There's a small passageway about 200 yards over there, but... 215 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,800 it goes for a long long way and it's pretty steep. 216 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,900 Maybe we should go for it. 217 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,300 You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna stay here, wait it out. 218 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,200 Why? - I just... I don't feel very good. 219 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,900 I'll just wa-, I'll just weigh you guys down. 220 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:36,700 Cartman's right. 221 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,800 First rule of survival is stay put and wait to be rescued. 222 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,500 No, it's okay. You guys go on ahead. 223 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,700 No, we'll stay here too. 224 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,800 If we start wandering off, we're gonna get lost or killed. 225 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,100 Let's just wait here and hope help comes soon. 226 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,800 That's cool. I just... I just wouldn't go over there if I were you guys. 227 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,300 I just took a huge dump. 228 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,900 Aw, dude! 229 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,700 The cave-in was massive. 230 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:59,200 It has cut off all access in or out. 231 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,200 The children are believe to be trapped somewhere in this area. 232 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,800 Does anybody know who these kids are? 233 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,400 No, nobody seems to knew them. 234 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,100 Only that they were in the tour group. 235 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,000 Digging to them is going to take days. 236 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,100 Excuse me, Excuse me. 237 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,400 This cave-in was no accident 238 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:17,200 and it isn't going to stop unless we move fast! 239 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,500 I am super... duper... serial! 240 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,500 What do you mean? The cave-in is over. 241 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:26,100 I'm afraid you have a much bigger problem than a cave-in. 242 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,100 What's that? 243 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,800 What is that, a pigbearman? 244 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:35,300 No, stupid! It's ManBearPig! 245 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,400 I'm sooo hungry. 246 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,100 Do you think people even know we're here? 247 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,700 They saw us on the tour. 248 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,900 Dude, where do you keep going, Cartman? 249 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,500 just... n-need to keep taking a crap. 250 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,000 I got diarrhea, really bad. 251 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:51,100 Dude, it's bad enough we have to sit here without you taking a crap every ten minutes! 252 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,800 Let's just try to sleep. Maybe help will come tomorrow. 253 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,400 All that treasure. 254 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,700 It's all mine! 255 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,400 So long as these greedy assholes don't find out about it! 256 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,600 You would all just looove to get your hands on my treasure, wouldn't you?! 257 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,800 Even though I found it, you'd love to think it's somehow yours, too! 258 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,600 God, I hate you guys! 259 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,600 Especially you... 260 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,700 you money-grubbing snake in the grass! 261 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,100 Well I have news for you, Kyle! 262 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,000 You're never going to get my treasure. 263 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,900 I've got a little plan going, to get the treasure out of here without you ever knowing. 264 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,300 C-Cartman ? 265 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,700 Oh. Hey Kyle. How's it goin'? 266 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,300 Dude, what are you doing? 267 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,600 Not much. 268 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 You know, just hangin' out. 269 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,000 How've you been, man? Good? 270 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,800 Dude, get away from me! 271 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,200 Yeah. It's nice talking with you, Kyle. See you around. 272 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,600 Why won't anybody listen to me?! 273 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:59,100 ManBearPig is in there and we have to kill him while we all have the chance. 274 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,400 I'm serial! 275 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,800 Mr. Gore, please, we need you to calm down. 276 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,000 Now, what exactly do you suggest we do? 277 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,500 I told you we need to fill the cave with hot molten lead, 278 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,500 'cause it's the only way to make sure ManBearPig never comes out! 279 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:15,300 And I'm sane and I'm totally serial, but everyone just keeps digging! 280 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,300 Well, see, the problen is that if we fill the caves with hot molten lead, 281 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,800 it will kill those boys too. 282 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,400 They're already dead! Didn't you listen to me? 283 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,500 They got attacked by a manbearpig and ManBearPig leaves nobody alive! 284 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,100 I'm super serial! 285 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,500 Nobody will listen to me but I'm serial! 286 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,200 Do you want me to get the ex vice-president out of here? 287 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,100 Naw, I f- I feel kind of bad for him. 288 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,700 I don't think he has any friends. 289 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,000 All right. Gotta be strong. 290 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,700 There's still a lot more treasure to go. 291 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,700 Dude, he's really sick. 292 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,600 It's been three days since four unidentified children were trapped in a cave-in. 293 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,600 Three days without food and time is certainly running out. 294 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,600 The digging continues, but progress is fatally slow. 295 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,000 All right, people, we've gotta work faster! 296 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,300 Our best estimate still puts us three days 297 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,900 from reaching the area of the cave called "Smuggler's Den". 298 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,000 Smuggler's Den? 299 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,800 It's a room near the end of the tour 300 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,300 where you can get your picture taken with fake treasure. 301 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,400 Here, see? 302 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,600 Based on where the boys were seen last, 303 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,400 they're somewhere near this area! 304 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,400 Hopefully they've followed the first rule of survival and stayed put. 305 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,500 Stan! Stan, wake up! 306 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,500 Huh? What? Have they come for us? 307 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,000 No, it's Cartman. 308 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,400 Something's really wrong with him. 309 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Oh my God. 310 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,500 Cartman? Dude, can you hear me? 311 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,500 I'm fahn. 312 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:18,900 Just a lit- 313 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,600 No big deal... Beh. 314 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,200 We can't wait here any longer! 315 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,200 Dude, we've gotta get him out of here or he's gonna die. 316 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,100 How, dude? 317 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,200 We don't even know if that passage I found goes anywhere. 318 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,200 Maybe we should get out first. 319 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,300 See if we can find a way out and then come back for him. 320 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,700 No dont! 321 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,700 Don't leave me here, you assholes. Don't leave me here to die. 322 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,700 Come on come on! Pull! 323 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,300 Goddamnit, he's soo heavy! 324 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,800 Buh. Hurry you guys. You gotta get me out of here. 325 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,700 What the hell is that? - Cartman? 326 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,700 You guys, we've got no time! You gotta get me out! 327 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,900 This is the end of you, ManBearPig. 328 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,300 Excelsior! 329 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,600 We're almost there! 330 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,100 I can't keep carrying him, dude! I've got no strength! 331 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,500 Yes you do! 332 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,200 What the hell is that? 333 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,300 Oh my God. 334 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,100 No! Let me out of here! 335 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,200 Let me out of here, you guys! 336 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,000 Ruuun! 337 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,600 That's it! Pull everyone out! There's nothing more we can do! 338 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,200 You're calling off the rescue? 339 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,400 We didn't plan on a freak river flood. 340 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,700 God must really want those kids dead. 341 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,200 Well what if the children aren't dead? 342 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,200 Look, the cavern is completely flooded. 343 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,600 Nothing could have survived. 344 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 There's nothing left alive down there. 345 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,400 Nothing left alive... 346 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,000 I did it. 347 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,200 I killed ManBearPig. 348 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,200 I've saved the earth from certain destruction. 349 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,900 Everyone is super-stoked on me, even if they don't know it. 350 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,200 Kenny! Here, take my hand! 351 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,300 Hurry Kyle, the water's rising! 352 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:47,900 Grab my hand. 353 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,400 Cartman! You've gotta swim! 354 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,700 Kick with your legs! 355 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,400 I can't kick! - Yes you can! 356 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,200 I can't! Kick yourself back to safety! 357 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,300 I need your help! - No, you just have to save me. 358 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,100 Kyle, no! 359 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,000 We are gathered here to say goodbye 360 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,900 to four kids whom we all tried to help 361 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,600 but, in the end, could not. 362 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,500 But where there is loss, there is hope. 363 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,900 For ManBearPig is no more. 364 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,000 Oh Jesus, here we go again. 365 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,200 I have beaten ManBearPig 366 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,900 and we will never forget the names of the brave young kids who lost their lives. 367 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,600 Kid 1 368 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,400 Kid 2 369 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,200 Kid 3 370 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,200 and of course 371 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,600 Kid 4. 372 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,800 I remember how Kid 1 used to laugh and play. 373 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,400 And how Kid 2 was always there when I needed him. 374 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,200 Oh my God! 375 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,200 Kid 4 was filled with hope 376 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,900 It's the kids! - They're alive! 377 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,500 Kids! I saved you! 378 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,400 Stay away from us, asshole! 379 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,900 I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you 380 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,500 because you don't have any friends! 381 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,600 But now I see why you don't have any friends! 382 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,700 You just used ManBearPig as a way to get attention for yourself 383 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,100 because you're a LOSER! 384 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,400 Hyeah right. 385 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,700 The man who singlehandedly killed ManBearPig is a loser. 386 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,100 We need to get our friend to a hospital right away! 387 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,800 No! No, I'm fine! 388 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,800 I just need to get home and rest. 389 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,000 Cartman, seriously, you need to see a doctor. 390 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,100 No! I just need to get to a toilet. 391 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,100 See you guys. I... 392 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,500 Dude, did Cartman just crap treasure? 393 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,500 It's mine! It's mine, you hear me?! 394 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,500 I got it out of the cave, it belongs to me! 395 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,900 Keep your greedy hands away! 396 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,900 Hey, that looks like the fake treasure from our Smuggler's Den photo room. 397 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,200 That's right and I... 398 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,700 Fake treasure? 399 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,400 Yeah, we put it there for kids to take their picture with. 400 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,700 All in all, I'd say that treasure is worth about fourteen dollars. 401 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,900 No, nooo! 402 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,500 You made us pull you to safety because you ate treasure?! 403 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,600 You son of a bitch! 404 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,300 Don't you think I'm hurting enough, Kyle?! 405 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,000 Well, my work here is done. 406 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,700 I've killed MBP 407 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,400 and now I must save the world from something else. 408 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,900 Maybe I'll make a movie. 409 00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,800 A movie starring me. 410 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,200 Then people will take me super serial. 411 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,500 Excelsior! 412 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,100 Transcript : spscriptorium Sync: Thnx to Eyedol