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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 10x08
"Make Love, Not Warcraft"
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Oh, dude! I just took the biggest crap.
Hey, where are you guys?
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We're over here, by the cart.
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Okay, I'm back.
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Dude! We've been waiting forever!
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Well, I'm sorry, I had to take a dump!
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If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't
have diarrhea all the time, fatass!
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Hey, I don't need to take
any lip from a frickin' girl!
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I think Kyle has fake titties, hahaaha.
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Heheh, totally, heheh.
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Come on, we have to finish
the quest in Stonehaven.
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Stan? Staan?
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Hang on, guys, my dad wants something.
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Stan?!
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What?!
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You've been on your computere all weekend.
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Shouldn't you go out
and socialize with your friends?
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I am socializing, r-tard.
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I'm logged on to an MMORPG
with people from all over the world
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and getting xp with my party using teamspeak!
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I'm not a r-tard.
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All right, sorry guys.
So where to now?
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See where I am?
It's this way.
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Yeah, come on, let's go!
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I am the mightiest dwarf in all of Azeroth!
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Wow, look at all these people playing right now.
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Yeah, it's bullcrap.
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I'll bet half these of these people are Koreans.
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Oh crap!
It's that guy again!
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Who is this?
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This is the guy that kept killing
us after you went to bed!
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Get out of here, asshole!
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He's a way higher level than us.
It isn't fair.
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It's all right.
He can't kill us unless we agree to duel.
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Oh my God, he killed Kenny!
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You bastard!
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Don't you have better things to do
than going online killing people?!
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No! I don't want them to start
over at the graveyard!
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No!
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That son of a bitch!
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Who is that guy?
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Whoever he is, he is one tough badass.
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World of Warcraft support line.
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Yeah, we bought your game
and played it online
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but every time we log in, some other
player comes in and kills us!
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O..ohhh that shouldn't happen.
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We designed the game so
that players have to agree
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to a duel before they can kill each other.
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Yeah, well this guy does it anyway!
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He's a Goddamned butthole!
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Really?
That's odd.
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More people calling in about
their characters getting killed.
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Oh no.
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Well, we'll certainly keep a look out for
that player and ban him from the network.
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Better tell the guys upstairs.
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Fellow board members, we have a problem.
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Somebody in the World of Warcraft
is ignoring the World's rules...
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and is going around killing innocent players.
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Why kill innocent players?
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The game is about finishing quests.
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We've got to delete him from the servers.
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We can't.
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Whoever this player is, he has played
World of Warcraft so much
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that he has reached a level
we thought unreachable.
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He's actually able to kill our admins.
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And he grows stronger every day.
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Jesus...
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I've gotta get home!
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My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!
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Jim, your kids' characters are already dead.
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No... no.
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They just started playing!
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What kind of person would do this?
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Only one kind.
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Whoever this player is, he has played World
of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day
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for the past year and a half.
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Gentlemen, we are dealing
with someone here who...
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has absolutely no life.
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How do you kill that which has no life?
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Randy, you workin' on that sediment analysis?
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Not now, Nelson.
I just joined a big party of night elves
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and we're gonna explore
the Tower of Azora together.
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Is that a computer game?
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No, r-tard, it's an MMORPG.
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These are real people I'm playing with.
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See, I'm a hunter, level 2.
I can chat with all these other people.
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I can even wave to this guy, see?
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"Hello."
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In the outside world,
I'm a simple geologist,
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but in here... I am Valkorn,
Defender of the Alliance.
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I've braved the Fargo deep mine to feed
it the bloodfish at Jaro d's Landing.
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Hm. Looks like that guy just killed you.
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What?
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Why?
Why?!
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My friends...
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As you all know, some giant butthole
keeps logging onto Warcraft
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and killing all our characters.
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The past four nights we've tried
to play, he shows up and kills us!
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He killed my character right
in the middle of a quest!
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Mine too!
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We've learned that the four
of us can't fight him alone.
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But, if we all log in together,
we might have a chance.
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Hey yeah!
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We can really stick it to that assm-m-muncher!
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Are you guys dumb?
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We can't beat him, even with all of us.
It's a waste of time.
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Dude, we have to try.
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I've got better things to do.
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Clyde, Clyde! If you had a chance
right now to go back in time
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and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?
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I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because
I think he was awesome, but you would, right?
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I'm just gonna stop playing.
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When Hitler rose to power there were
a lot of people who just stopped playing.
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You know who those people were?
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The French!
Are you French, Clyde?
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No.
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?
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All right all right, I'll do it!
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So what's the p-plan?
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All right, you all login from
your computers at precisely 7:30.
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We will meet here, on the plains
of the elven forest near Westfall.
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My friends, to victory!
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To victory!
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I don't play World of Warcraft.
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Butters, you said you were
on your computer all the time!
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Yeah, but I'm playing
Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
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Butters, go buy World of Warcraft,
install it on your computer
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and join the online sensation
before we all murder you.
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O-oh, o-oh, a-alright.
All right then.
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All right, you guys, this is it!
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When the attack begins,
all warriors click on defensive stance.
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Everyone else, wait for Craig
to cast his intellect buff.
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Okay.
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Got it.
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The battle is sure to be long
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so make sure you all have your special
abilities macroed to your keyboards.
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All right, Eric.
You can c-c-count on us.
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Timmy!
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This shall be a day for all to remember!
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Let us bravely charge the fields of Azeroth!
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From with-
- Hey fellas!
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Boy, this is neato, huh?
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Butters?
What the hell are you doing?
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I got World of Warcraft, like you said.
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You can't be the dwarf character,
Butters, I'm the dwarf.
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Well, there's only like four
races to choose from-
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So pick another one!
I'm the dwarf, you stupid asshole!
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Log out, create a new character
and log back in!
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I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure
a lot more 'n this stuff.
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Come on, let's do this!
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Yeah, my mom says I have to be in bed at 9:30.
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Then let's move out!
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Look! There he is!
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Everyone hold!
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He's targeting us.
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Prepare to charge!
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Scroll over him with your mouse cursors!
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And... Right-click!
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What the?
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Oh Jesus, he summoned scorpions!
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I'm burning!
Oh Jesus I'm burning!
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Kenny's down.
K-k-kenny is down.
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I have poop on my pants.
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Ike, look out!
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Kyle...
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All right, Clyde, hit him with your crossbow!
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Hit him now, Clyde!
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Clyde?
Clyde!
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Clyde! Come on, you guys, move!
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Goddamnit we lost Clyde!
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Hey, Stan, can I play with you guys?
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Dad?
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Yeah, I'm playing from the office.
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Dad, get off our teamspeak line!
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That's it, I'm dead!
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That's it, screw this game!
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No, leave me alone,
don't do... that, dugh
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God-fucking-damnit!
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Oh Jesus...
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Oh God no...
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What?
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He just finished killing every single
player in the Arathi Highlands.
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How many people's characters were in there?
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Over five thousand.
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There are over seven million people
who log on to World of Warcraft!
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Are you telling me all those people's
characters are going to die
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and there's nothing we can do to save them?
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Yes.
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And it won't be long before everyone
gets really really frustrated
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and stops playing altogether.
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Gentlemen, this could very well lead to
the end of the World... of Warcraft.
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No! Noooo!
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What the hell are you guys doing?
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Don't tell me you all quit playing
World of Warcraft too?!
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Dude, we're done.
We're sick of getting killed all the time.
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Guys, when things look bad, you can't
just give up on the world. Of Warcraft.
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We don't have a choice, dude.
That guy killed our characters 14 times.
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I have a solution, you guys.
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That guy can kill us so easily
because he's a super-high level, right?
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What if we were super-high level too?
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We can't get to a higher level because
that dude doesn't let us finish quests!
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That's why we just need to log in
and stay in the forest, killing boars.
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Boars?
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There's lots of computer-generated boars
in Warcraft that die with just one blow.
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Dude, boars are only worth
two experience points apiece.
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Do you know how many we would
have to kill to get up 30 levels?
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Yes.
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Sixty-five million three hundred and forty
thousand two hundred and eighty five.
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Which should take us seven weeks, five days,
thirteen hours and twenty minutes
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giving ourselves three hours a night to sleep.
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What do you say, guys?
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You can just, you can just hang outside
in the sun all day tossin' a ball around
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or you can sit at your computer
and do somethin' that matters.
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Live to win, till you die,
till the light dies in your eyes!
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Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting till you fall!
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Day by day, kickin' all the way
I'm not cavin' in
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Let another round begin,
live to win
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Yeah!
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Live!
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Yeah!
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Win!
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Sir, you'd better have a look at this!
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Four of our subscribers...
They've gone up fifty levels in three weeks.
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My God... they must have no lives at all.
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A hope?
- A chance.
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Live to win, till you die,
till the light dies in your eyes
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My mouse-clicking finger hurts.
- Come on, Kyle! You can do it!
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just keep fighting 'till you fall
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Day by day, kickin' all the way,
I'm not cavin' in
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Let another round begin,
live to win
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Live to win
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Live to win
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Yeah, win
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The admins tell us they are four players
from a small town in Colorado.
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Are they strong enough to defeat the Evil One?
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We ran the numbers,
even with their amazing rise in levels
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they have a 90% mortality probability.
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They'd be walking in a slaughter!
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There has to be someway we can help them.
247
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:17,500
What about... the Sword of a Thousand Truths?
248
00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:21,051
Quiet, Thomas!
We aren't even to speak of that sword!
249
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:24,343
But maybe these new players are
the ones the prophecy foretold of.
250
00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:25,672
It is not an option!
251
00:13:25,728 --> 00:13:27,461
What is this sword?
252
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,591
Long ago,
when the World of Warcraft was created
253
00:13:30,597 --> 00:13:34,110
one of the programmers put a sword,
called the Sword of a Thousand Truths
254
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into the game inventory.
255
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,652
Apparently it could cause
120 damage per second,
256
00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:42,931
with an instant mana burn and an
enchantment that boosts its stamina +80.
257
00:13:42,976 --> 00:13:47,242
But the sword was considered to be
too powerful for anyone to possess.
258
00:13:47,305 --> 00:13:52,061
So it was removed from the game
and stored on a one-gig flash drive.
259
00:13:52,195 --> 00:13:55,940
But it was foretold that one day
players who could wield the sword
260
00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:57,860
might reveal themselves.
261
00:13:57,898 --> 00:13:59,750
Who foretold this prophecy?
262
00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:02,453
Soltzman. He's an accountant.
263
00:14:14,777 --> 00:14:19,203
Behold, the Sword of a Thousand Truths.
264
00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:24,050
We must get this sword to the ones
who have proven they have no life.
265
00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:28,023
Let's just hope to Christ they don't
start the battle before we can reach them.
266
00:14:29,025 --> 00:14:31,872
All right, you guys.
The Moment of Truth is here.
267
00:14:31,877 --> 00:14:35,893
It is time for our final battle.
Everyone, log in!
268
00:14:36,055 --> 00:14:37,353
I'm in.
269
00:14:37,427 --> 00:14:39,710
Me too.
- Me too.
270
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:43,172
Everyonen equip healing potions to
the hotbar if you haven't already.
271
00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:46,813
Uh, Kyle, go ahead and cast Arcane Brilliance
to raise our intelligence.
272
00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:49,250
Hang on, I'm chaining my
fire spells for max range.
273
00:14:49,298 --> 00:14:50,371
N ice.
274
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,872
Stan, what enchantment does
your Cloak of the Tiger have?
275
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:54,403
Plus 15 agility.
276
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,473
Give the cloak to Kenny.
He needs the agility boost for bow attacks.
277
00:14:57,566 --> 00:14:58,271
Okay.
278
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:02,163
Hold on, this fight could last more than
twelve hours. What if we run out of food?
279
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,100
Don't worry, I have that covered.
280
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:04,891
Mom?
281
00:15:04,948 --> 00:15:05,890
Yes, hon?
282
00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:07,283
More Hot Pockets!
283
00:15:07,345 --> 00:15:08,693
Right away, hon.
284
00:15:08,756 --> 00:15:10,381
That's übercool.
285
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:11,680
All right, everyone ready?
286
00:15:11,726 --> 00:15:12,843
Ready.
- Ready.
287
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:14,933
Let's go get him!
288
00:15:23,348 --> 00:15:26,483
Wait, I think I see him.
Yeah, yeah he's here in Goldshire.
289
00:15:26,536 --> 00:15:30,131
Okay, everyone open your uplifts
and autolocate to Stan.
290
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,681
What's the autolocate macro?
291
00:15:32,736 --> 00:15:34,362
Command zero.
292
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,653
Okay, right behind Stan.
293
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:38,990
Kenny, get ready to turn on true-shot aura.
294
00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:41,841
At that moment,
I will use intimidating shout.
295
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:44,512
Okay, he sees us.
296
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:47,611
He's targeted us.
297
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,751
Okay, hit him with pyroblast, Kyle.
298
00:15:49,796 --> 00:15:52,653
Casting... there's an 8-second cast time.
299
00:15:52,707 --> 00:15:54,532
Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?
300
00:15:54,585 --> 00:15:56,653
No, ah, I'm an arcane fire mage.
301
00:15:56,766 --> 00:15:57,853
Christ.
302
00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,022
Cast summon again.
303
00:15:59,197 --> 00:16:02,081
Everyone target the scorpions.
304
00:16:23,686 --> 00:16:24,433
Yes?
305
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:29,080
We are looking for a great knight
by the name of lovestospooge.
306
00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,782
That's my son's character's name in Warcraft.
307
00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:32,950
Where is he?!
308
00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:33,903
Who are you?
309
00:16:33,946 --> 00:16:35,703
Sir, we don't have time!
310
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:39,261
We just heard from our admins that
your son's party is already in battle!
311
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:43,872
Unless they have this sword,
your son's character is going to die!
312
00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:47,820
Nn-Oh my God!
313
00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:53,861
Kyle! Fire spell!
314
00:16:55,997 --> 00:16:56,922
Kyle?
315
00:16:58,547 --> 00:17:00,280
Kyle! Dude, what's wrong?
316
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:03,130
Carpal tunnel! Carpal tunnel!
It's aaaah!
317
00:17:03,245 --> 00:17:04,801
Oh Jesus, he's got it bad!
318
00:17:04,888 --> 00:17:07,242
Wait, we need Ben-Gay.
319
00:17:12,695 --> 00:17:13,471
Hurry, dude!
320
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,230
I'm going as fast as I can!
321
00:17:15,277 --> 00:17:16,550
Kyle, you have to keep playing.
322
00:17:16,628 --> 00:17:18,713
I can't.
Just leave me behind.
323
00:17:18,765 --> 00:17:21,053
We can't do this without you!
Now come on!
324
00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:23,270
Stan?! Stan!
325
00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,003
Sharon, where is Stan?!
326
00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:29,450
I don't know. He took his computer
somewhere to play that stupid online game.
327
00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:30,653
Stupid?
328
00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:31,383
Where?!
329
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:32,822
I don't know.
330
00:17:32,857 --> 00:17:35,833
Sharon, his character is going
to die if we don't get to him!
331
00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:36,731
So what?
332
00:17:36,776 --> 00:17:38,431
So what?!
333
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,193
We're too late.
Without the sword the players will fail.
334
00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:45,401
If we could get to a computer,
we could sign on to the World of Warcraft
335
00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:47,703
and give the boys the sword online.
336
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:50,023
I don't have a World of Warcraft account.
Do you?
337
00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:52,340
No, I have a life.
338
00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:54,422
Give me the sword.
339
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,221
You?
340
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:56,753
I have a Warcraft character.
341
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:59,731
I'm a newb, but I can log on
and get the sword to Stan online.
342
00:17:59,776 --> 00:18:02,983
We can't trust the Sword of a
Thousand Truths to a newb!
343
00:18:03,028 --> 00:18:04,913
Sounds to me like we don't have a choice!
344
00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:06,841
Give me the sword.
345
00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:15,592
Come on, we've got to get
to a computer that works!
346
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:17,842
Where's your car?
347
00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:19,112
We took a cab here!
348
00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:20,572
Damnit, mine's in the shop!
349
00:18:20,617 --> 00:18:22,920
Uh hey!
Eh help! Stop!
350
00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:25,972
Please, it's an emergency!
351
00:18:27,017 --> 00:18:28,572
Come on!
352
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:33,752
Nelson! Nelson, I need to come over
and use your computer!
353
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:36,303
No, I d- I need to play World of Warcraft!
354
00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:37,383
Nelson!
355
00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:46,912
All right,
major stone shield potions should be...
356
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:51,160
Oh God, I'm going to have
diarrhea again. Ohhh-... Duuuh-...
357
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,882
You can't go to the bathroom,
you're stacking sunder armor!
358
00:18:53,978 --> 00:18:55,721
It's okay.
359
00:18:55,796 --> 00:18:57,493
Mom?
Bathroom!
360
00:18:57,568 --> 00:18:58,492
What hon?
361
00:18:58,526 --> 00:19:00,993
Bathroom!
Bathroom!
362
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:09,373
Oohh, that's a big boy, isn't he?
363
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:14,361
All right, Kenny, drink your elixir of the
mongoose. I'm now going to use mocking blow.
364
00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:20,600
World of Warcraft! I need to play!
365
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:23,452
Our demo is set up right over by the-
366
00:19:26,156 --> 00:19:28,783
Got to... sign in... character name...
367
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:29,912
All right, I'm in!
368
00:19:30,598 --> 00:19:32,073
Dude, I'm almost dead.
369
00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:33,821
Kyle, cast arcane missile!
370
00:19:33,866 --> 00:19:35,763
I'm out of mana, I told you.
371
00:19:35,848 --> 00:19:37,910
I've gotta heal.
372
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,363
Staaan!
373
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,123
Dad?
Not now!
374
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:47,411
Stan!
I've been sent here to bring you this.
375
00:19:47,475 --> 00:19:49,921
This sword can completely drain his mana.
376
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:51,291
Dad, how did you get that?
377
00:19:51,346 --> 00:19:53,313
No time!
Just take it!
378
00:19:53,328 --> 00:19:54,890
Here!
379
00:19:57,788 --> 00:20:00,263
How, how do you hand something
from one player to another?
380
00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:03,723
Bring up your inventory screen, Control-I.
- Okay.
381
00:20:04,075 --> 00:20:06,341
Stan, what the hell are you doing?!
382
00:20:07,128 --> 00:20:08,811
I got it!
383
00:20:09,127 --> 00:20:09,920
Dad!
384
00:20:09,995 --> 00:20:11,723
Stan...
385
00:20:11,815 --> 00:20:13,380
Dad, no!
386
00:20:14,876 --> 00:20:17,383
You killed my father.
387
00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:23,042
His shield and armor spells are down!
388
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,253
Attack!
389
00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:36,310
Looks like you're about to get pwned.
390
00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,360
Dad? Dad?
391
00:20:46,428 --> 00:20:48,501
Stan...
392
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:52,061
I've never been able
to say this before, but...
393
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,091
I love you, son.
394
00:20:54,135 --> 00:20:56,063
I know you do, Dad.
395
00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:04,320
They did it!
396
00:21:04,327 --> 00:21:07,541
Our world is saved!
397
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,140
They did it!
They killed him!
398
00:21:10,197 --> 00:21:11,881
They did it!
- They killed him!
399
00:21:11,945 --> 00:21:13,870
We can come out!
400
00:21:14,015 --> 00:21:16,280
Yes!
- We did it!
401
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,310
All right, yay.
- Woohoo! Oh man!
402
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:22,283
We did it you guys.
We're totally heroes.
403
00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:24,270
That was such über pwnage.
404
00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:27,912
I can't believe it's all over.
What do we do now?
405
00:21:29,698 --> 00:21:32,861
What do you mean?
Now we can finally play the game.
406
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:34,310
Oh yeah.
407
00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:37,530
Okay Kenny, add Eyes of the Beast
to your hotbar.
408
00:21:37,577 --> 00:21:40,583
Stan, check your fury talents
to boost your shots.
409
00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:41,613
Got it.
410
00:21:41,705 --> 00:21:44,701
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