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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 10x11
"Hell On Earth 2006"
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Halloween is a night for evil.
It is time for me to take what is mine.
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What do you plan, Lord Satan?
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On Halloween we shall open
the Gates of Hell, rise up to the earth
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and we will rent out the entire W Hotel
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for an awesome party
and invite a bunch of celebrities!
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How big a party are we talking?
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Have you seen those rich, spoiled, teenage
girls who have massive Sweet 16 parties?
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That big.
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Satan, we can't possibly do-
- Silence!
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Halloween is about me!
And I deserve a par-ty!
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This shall be my Super Sweet 16!
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Minions of Hell!
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The time has come for us to rise!
For my Super Sweet 16 Halloween party!
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I got Bacardi and Ghetto One
to sponsor the alcohol
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and I'm calling it "Hell On Earth 2006"!
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But now, heed my words:
in order to get in to the party
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you have to RSVP and get a blue wristband.
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Everyone is gonna try
and get into this party
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so if you don't get your wristband in advance
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you're not wearing that wristband
at the door, you're not getting in!
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And now know this: It's a costume party,
so you have to wear a costume.
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But... nobody better show up as The Crow!
I'm serious.
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Every costume party there's like
fourteen guys come dressed like the Crow
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'cause they wanna look hot and hook up.
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It's lame!
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If you come dressed as the Crow,
you're not getting in to the party!
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Go now and prepare!
If you miss my party you are a looozer!
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Oh boy, a Halloween party up on Earth.
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I can't believe he got the entire W Hotel.
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This is going to be the best Halloween evah.
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Go ahead, Kyle, do it.
- I am doing it.
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No! Don't do it!
- What's the big deal, Kyle?
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You just look in the mirror
and say the name three times.
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Biggie Smalls...
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Biggie Smalls...
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See? You're scared.
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Because you know if you say it a third time,
he's gonna show up and shoot you in the face.
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Fine!
Then you do it, you're so tough!
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I've done it lots of times.
- Prove it!
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Biggie Smalls...
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Biggie Smalls...
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This is dumb, you guys,
let's do somethin' else.
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You're afraid to do it, too.
- I am not!
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Then do it, if you're not yellow!
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Biggie Smalls...
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Biggie Smalls...
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Biggie...
- Hey fellas.
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You should come downstairs.
Stan's mom made pa-pizza.
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Let's go.
Yeah, let's go!
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Oh my God. I crapped my pants.
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You guys, I crapped my pants!
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You guys! You guys, check it out!
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Satan, I must speak with thee.
- What is it?
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You've invited so many celebrities
on Earth to your party
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that people in Hell can't get wristbands.
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Well I have to invite celebrities
or else my party won't be cool.
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Satan, I warn thee, do not thorw this party
at the cost of alienating your friends.
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I'm not alienating my friends!
I know they come first!
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I hope for your sake that's true.
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You've never thrown a party of
this magnitude before, Satan.
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Be wary.
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Halloween has always been
a time of evil and darkness.
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But now it appears that Satan
will literally be among us.
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He is bringing Hell here to Los Angeles
and from what we understand.
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The gathering is going to be...
completely off the hook.
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There's more:
None of us... are invited.
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None?
- Satan mocks us.
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His party must be stopped.
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Yes, we cannot let evil take
over our city, even for a night.
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What can we do?
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Tomorrow night, after all
of Satan's guests have arrived
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we'll call in a complaint about
how many people are there.
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We'll see how long Satan's party lasts...
after the fire marshal shows up.
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That's why I like to brush my teeth.
I know they're clean and white.
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All the-
I truly love to brush my teeth.
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Biggie Smalls...
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Biggie Smalls...
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Biggie Smalls...
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What the fuck is this?!
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Butters! We told you to be in bed!
What are you doing?!
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I summoned Biggie Smalls, the hip-hop rapper!
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You had a nightmare! Turn around
and get back in your room right now!
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But Dad, his gonna bust a cap in my ass!
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Well, you wanna get shot
or you wanna be grounded?!
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Honestly, why do let him watch
that darn Black Entertainment Channel?
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So I want the DJ to set up over here
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and then the main dance floor area
can be this whole area right here.
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What about valets?
How will people be arriving from Hell?
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Oh, it's like a dimensional vortex gate thingy,
they they won't have cars.
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But we're probably gonna want security
at the dimensional vortex gate.
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I want all the servers dressed in skimpy
outfits serving all the hors d'oeuvres.
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This is getting really expensive.
- Shut up, it's Halloween!
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This is my night!
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Then at midnight, for dessert,
I'm thinking over here
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we bring out a huuuge
chocolate fondue fountain.
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Oh yeah, P. Diddy had his birthday party here
a couple years back and he had one of those.
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Oh, screw that, then. I don't want
a fondue fountain if P. Diddy had one.
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Does it matter?!
- Yes it matters!
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I don't wanna do it if Diddy did it!
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How about a doughnut machine?
- Did Diddy do it?
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Diddy did do it.
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A full ice cream bar!
- Diddy did it.
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Damnit, what didn't Diddy do?!
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Wait. I know.
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Yes. It's perfect.
At midnight, all the lights go down.
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The music stops.
And then we wheel in... a Ferrari.
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Only it isn't a Ferrari... It's a cake.
And everyone gets a piece.
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A Ferrari cake?
- Diddy didn't do it.
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Satan, really, the logistics of getting
a cake the size of a Ferrari made in time-
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This party has to be the bomb
Don't you get it?!
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When everyone sees the Ferrari cake,
they will shudder and know my greatness!
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Hear me, demons!
Lord Satan has demanded a Ferrari cake!
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Now I will take charge of Halloween and call
upon the spirits of Hell's most evil souls!
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Ted Bundy!
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Jeffrey Dahmer!
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And John Wayne Gacy!
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You shall rise once again to walk the earth,
for tomorrow is Halloween, and I need you...
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to pick up Satan's Ferrari cake
and deliver it to the W Hotel!
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No problem.
- We can handle it.
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Heed my words: Satan's entire
Halloween depends on this Ferrari cake.
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Fail, and you will know his greatest wrath!
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You punkass fool!
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Why'd you summon me?
- P-please don't ice me, homie.
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You'd better have a good reason, sucka!
- I just... w-was seein' if it works.
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Damn! Every Halloween
I gots tuh deal with this shit!
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I'm in hell, mindin' my own business
and the next thing I know
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I'm in some kid's bathroom.
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I apologize, Mr. Smalls.
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You don't understand, fool!
I ain't missin' the party!
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W-what party?
- I already got my wristband, see?
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You've got to get me to Los Angeles!
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Well can't you just take a plane?
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How, punk?!
We don't use money in her, nigga!
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Well damn, nigga, there's gotta be some way!
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This is your fault, homie!
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You've gots to get me to that party in L.A.
or i'm gonna smoke your ass!
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Oh hamburgehers!
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Yes. Yes, Satan.
Your Halloween costume turned out perfect.
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Yeah, it's okay, but everyone thinks
Zazul's schoolgirl costume is hotter.
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Zazul, switch costumes with me.
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Satan, Zazul worked really hard on his costume.
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Nobody can look hotter than me!
It's my Super Sweet 16 Halloween party!
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Take it off, Zazul.
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And what about my Ferrari cake?!
Where's the Ferrari cake?!
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Relax, it's being picked up from the bakery.
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All right, this is the place.
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Now remember, you numbskulls
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this Ferrari cake is really important
for Satan's party, so don't louse it up!
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Who's lousing?
- Come here. Shut up!
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Can I help you?
- We're here to pick up the Ferrari cake.
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Oh yes, it's just about finished.
What kind of truck are we loading it up to?
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We got that flatbed.
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Okay well, we're just gonna need to-
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Gacy, you numbskull, what'd ya kill him for?!
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I didn't mean tuh.
- Give me that!
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What's the matter with you?!
Take this!
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Everything all right?
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You nincompoop!
That was the baker!
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He startled me.
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Gacy!
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What'dja kill him for?!
Sit down!
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I'm a victim of circumstance.
- Ahh, who're you hittin'?
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Get outta here. Be quiet.
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You idiots! Now who's gonna help us
load the Ferrari cake onto the flatbed?!
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Did your son say anything
before he disappeared, Mrs. Stotch?
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He just said something about...
summoning Biggie Smalls.
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Dude.
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Du... du... dude.
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Dad! Dad!
- What?
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If you look in the mirror
and say Biggie Smalls' name three times
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he doesn't come and get you, right?
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Biggie Smalls?
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You know, escargot, my cargo, one eighteen,
sippin' on booze at the House of Blues.
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All right, boys, I know it's Halloween,
but you can't summon dead rappers in the mirror.
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How do you know?
- I'm a geologist!
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He's right. It's just a spook story.
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Then how come you couldn't do it?
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I can do it. It just got... look,
it just doesn't matter, because it's not true.
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How can we be sure? How do we know
Butters isn't with Biggie right now?
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Being tormented by him?
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I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali.
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Yeah, I'm going going,
back back, to Cali Cali.
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Yo dawg, keep it down.
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Yo dawg, uh, can't I just go back home right
after the flight so I don't get grounded?
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Oh no! You summoned my spirit,
you're gettin' me all the way to the party!
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As long as I get to the party in time
to party, everything'll be all right.
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Hey!
- ...Smalls.
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Oh, God-damnit!
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It does work!
- Holly crap!
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That's it!
Now I'm pissed!
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Hehey, everybody.
Check out Hitler.
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He's the "Can you hear me now?" guy.
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Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
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Everyone quiet!
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Here he is, the man of the night, Satan!
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Get out of the way, Hitler!
You're ruining my entrance!
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Yes, hello?
It this the fire department?
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00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:07,923
I need to make a complaint to the fire marshal.
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He's what? Where?
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Damn your evil heart, Satan!
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00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,753
What?
- Fire marshal is at the party!
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Satan invited him!
Satan's trickery knows no bounds!
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That's it! One way or another,
we're crashing this party!
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This is VIP. Don't just let
anybody into my VIP area, okay?
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Hey, Satan, you got a little problem.
- What?
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Somebody showed up in
a Crocodile Hunter costume.
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It's really offending some of the other guests.
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Oh jeez.
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Hey, uh, hi, listen, dude, ya know,
the whole Crocodile Hunter thing?
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It... it's just a little soon, you know?
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I mean, he just dies a few weeks ago
and it's just not supercool and you gotta leave.
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But it's me, Satan. Steve Irwin.
I am the Crocodile Hunter.
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Oh, but then, dude, no costume.
Sorry, you gotta go.
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Wait! I thought we were friends!
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00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:14,950
Oh hey, Sinatra!
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Demonius!
Demonius, we have a problem!
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00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:21,803
What is it?
- The Ferrari cake! It isn't here!
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What? Don't even tell me that!
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It was never delivered to the hotel.
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Sevo! Fetch my Blackberry!
That Ferrari cake must get here by midnight!
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The Three Murderers
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Do you gentlemen need a hand?
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Gacy!
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Whatcha do that foor?!
233
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I did it for Dahmer.
- For Dahmer?
234
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Yeah. He likes havin' sex with dead bodies.
235
00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:05,612
Dahmer! Stop havin' sex with them intestines!
236
00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:08,630
What good are intestines
if you can't have sex with them?
237
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:12,001
We gotta get rid of this body
before anyone sees it!
238
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Now get those to the trashcan!
239
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Stop eating that!
240
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Leave him alone!
241
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Cut it!
Come here ya.
242
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There.
243
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The cake!
244
00:16:37,266 --> 00:16:39,121
Oh, no!
245
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Mmm, Ferrari.
246
00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:43,903
What's the matter with you?!
It's ruined!
247
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We're gonna get it now.
248
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This is a really extravagant party, Satan.
249
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I know, but just wait till midnight.
250
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You are not gonna believe
what's coming for desert!
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These aren't the right wristbands.
- Yes, they are.
252
00:17:07,718 --> 00:17:10,372
Then how come they say "Knott's Berry Farm"?
253
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In the name of Christ, just let us in!
254
00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:17,460
We're really sorry, Mr. Smalls.
255
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,930
Not as sorry as you're gonna be,
if I completely miss the party!
256
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Here you go, flight 72 to Los Angeles
boarding in 10 minutes.
257
00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,600
See? You can still make it
for the end of the party.
258
00:17:26,677 --> 00:17:28,270
Yeah, I'm just gonna be pissed if I miss-
259
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What the? No! No!
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...Smalls.
261
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No way!
262
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Motherfuckiing God-damnit!
263
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That's pretty cool.
Hey, Hey Sharon!
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Cool this, sucka!
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The Three Murderers
266
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All right, listen you mugs!
It's now 11:30.
267
00:17:51,065 --> 00:17:54,111
That means we only have twenty minutes
to bake a new Ferrari cake.
268
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,552
No problem! It just so happens that
I went to an Italian cooking school.
269
00:17:57,627 --> 00:18:01,041
Yeah? Why'd you quit?
- There weren't enough Italians to eat.
270
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Get over here!
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00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:09,243
All right, what's the recipe call for first?
- Ten thousand eggs.
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Gacy, go get ten thousand eggs.
- You get 'em!
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Shut up!
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Oh! Oh, wise guy, ey?
275
00:18:18,337 --> 00:18:21,092
How's that?
- Hey! Leave him alone!
276
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:24,941
Try that again!
277
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:29,173
What happened?
- Shut up!
278
00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:39,603
He can't do it, he can't do it.
- All right, be quiet.
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Biggie Smalls.
280
00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:44,532
Biggie Smalls.
281
00:18:44,676 --> 00:18:47,290
Oh I can't do it!
I'm too freaked out.
282
00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:52,382
What do we do? It's midnight.
The Ferrari cake never arrived!
283
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,240
This is terrible!
284
00:18:54,316 --> 00:18:58,180
It's okay! It's okay!
I found a backup!
285
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Go ahead and start the ceremony!
286
00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,923
Your attention please.
287
00:19:06,007 --> 00:19:11,691
It is now midnight!
Time for Satan's special surprise.
288
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:15,073
I wonder what this is going to be.
289
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:17,693
Just you wait.
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00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:25,821
Yes . Here it comes.
291
00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:31,913
Ladies and gentlemen:
a fully edible Acura cake!
292
00:19:33,996 --> 00:19:35,711
Acura?
293
00:19:37,396 --> 00:19:39,641
But I wanted a Ferrari!
294
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,893
We did the best we could,
there was a problem.
295
00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:43,983
Acuras are really nice.
296
00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:48,870
It's not the car I wanted!
The whole party is ruined!
297
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:52,152
It doesn't matter. Your guests
are having fun. They don't care.
298
00:19:52,197 --> 00:19:57,291
It's not about them, it's all about meee!
299
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,961
Wow, what a jerk.
300
00:20:05,086 --> 00:20:10,793
Come on, Helen. Let's just go back to hell.
I'm suddenly not so hungry for Acura cake.
301
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:14,993
Oh God, what's happened to me.
302
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,303
I've never been this terrible before.
303
00:20:18,436 --> 00:20:23,682
By trying to have a party like those
spoiled rich teenage girls on MTV.
304
00:20:23,997 --> 00:20:25,941
I've become like one of them.
305
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:29,072
Satan, don't be so hard on yourself.
You're not as bad as they are.
306
00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:30,420
But I am.
307
00:20:30,636 --> 00:20:35,360
Throwing people out, making a big entrance,
having these stupid pictures of me all over.
308
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:37,952
Halloween is supposed to be for everyone.
309
00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:41,572
Everybody, I'm sorry.
This party is for you.
310
00:20:41,736 --> 00:20:45,200
It's for all of you who make my life so special.
311
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:51,800
If I don't realize that, then I'm no better
than a rich American teenage girl.
312
00:20:55,405 --> 00:20:59,882
Open the doors! Let everyone in,
wristband or no!
313
00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:10,500
Excuse me.
uh ma'am, can I borrow that?
314
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,121
Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls.
315
00:21:14,176 --> 00:21:15,932
What the-
- Thanks.
316
00:21:15,995 --> 00:21:19,983
I am soo sick of this!
Wait, I'm at the party.
317
00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:22,031
Sure, homie.
I got your back, yo.
318
00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:25,030
And it's not too late.
Hey, why don't you come in with me?
319
00:21:25,078 --> 00:21:28,470
Wull what the heck?
I'm gonna get grounded anyway, might as well.
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