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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 11x03
"Lice Capades"
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All right, students, let's take our seats.
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Apparently we have a little problem here
at the school which we need to talk about.
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Ah yes. You mean the Jew problem.
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Good, good! I'm glad we're finally
gonna do something about it.
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No, I mean the problem of head lice.
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There's been a lice breakout
at a school in Denver
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and we need to make sure nobody
spreads it here.
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Somebody might have lice?
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So today you're all going to the gymnasium
to have your scalps examined.
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That is completely unnecessary. Everyone
knows that only poor people can get lice.
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The only person that can spread
it here is Kenny.
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What? Fuck you!
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I'm sure this class is clean, but we're gonna
be examined so that if anyone has the lice
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we can stop it before it spreads.
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Lice can live in anybody's hair.
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Hello, Kelly. How's my baby?
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You mean me or the little one?
- I mean both.
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Well, besides a little loneliness waiting for
daddy to come home, I guess we're both okay.
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How did a louse like me get so lucky
to have a louse like you?
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Luck had nothing to do with it, Travis.
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You okay?
- Sometimes...
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I just worry what kind of world
our baby is gonna grow up in.
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I need to run up to the forest
and do another sediment analysis.
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I'm worried we might be overworking
the tertiary layer.
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All students, make sure you're in line
according to your grade.
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When you reach the front of the line
you will go behind the curtain
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and remove any hats to be checked.
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Boy, I sure hope they don't find
lice in my hair.
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What do you think happens if you do have it?
- They drag you out of here.
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Put you in this big containment facility.
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Where they stick a cold metal pipe up
your ass with this clear jelly.
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And then they shock your balls.
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I'm clean!
I knew I didn't have any stupid lice!
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This is ridiculous. All this just so they can
send Kenny and his stupid head lice home.
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Hey! Fuck you!
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Have a seat on the stool.
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Looks like you've got 'em.
- What?
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You have lice.
Let's see, Clyde Harris, is it?
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Oh my God. Oh Christ no!
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Now now, it's all right. We're going to call
your parents and get you to your doctor.
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Please, you don't understand. The other
kids are gonna make fun of me forever!
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I'm sure your friends aren't that cruel.
- Yes they are!
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Mr. President! Mr. President!
I believe we have a serious problem!
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The environment is changing. I believe it
is somehow, reacting to our presence on it.
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And what do you base this on?
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Look, this is the world, right?
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But now, think of the world as a living being.
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If it were somehow conscious, then it would
ultimately become aware of our effect on it.
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Huh right, the world is conscious.
It makes perfect sense.
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Hello. Anybody?
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If we have made too much of an impact, then
that consciousness would try to snuff us out!
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I think we're looking at a global catastrophe,
the likes of which we've never seen!
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Poodiggery and poppycock!
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I think we need to put all resources
now into a full investigation
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Perhaps even begin a licewide evacuation.
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Evacuation?!
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Tomorrow is the Gootack Festival. Do you
know how much money we would lose?
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Escort Mr. Mayfield out. The President
can't be bothered any further.
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Damn you vice president Craig!
You could be killing us all!
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This is so embarassing.
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I have an ear infection.
What are you seeing the doctor for?
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I have... I have AIDS.
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Clyde Harris?
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Yeah, that's a pretty bad lice problem there.
Good thing they pulled you out of school.
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But why me, doctor?
Why me?! How did I get this?!
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Well, believe it or not, some lice
can actually attach themselves to flies
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and then wait for the fly to land on
someone's head where they can reproduce.
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And then the lice that live in your head
now were probably all born there.
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Sick!
- This shampoo should take care of it.
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Use this in the shower.
Your scalp may burn a bit afterwards.
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But it should kill every last one of them.
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Travis? Everything okay?
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Kelly, I was just thinking about our baby.
I want to name her Hope.
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Hope?
- Hope for a chance at tomorrow?
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It's raining? Now?
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Rid-X, Maximum killing power
kills instantly lice and their eggs.
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I love the rain!
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Oh my God.
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We have to get out of here!
- What it, it's just rain.
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We have to get out of here now, Kelly!
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What is that?
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Run!
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Everyone get up into the trees!
We have to get up high!
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Come on, Kelly!
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Oh my God, Travis, they're all dying!
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Don't look, Kelly! Don't look!
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What the hell is it?!
- Well it's okay, we're safe up here!
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I don't think so!
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Travis!
- Kelly! Hang on!
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I can't hang on!
- You have to! For the baby!
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Okay, kids, today we're going to review
some Civil War history.
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Who can tell me what year the war started?
- Wait, so what happened?
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With what?
- With the lice exam.
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Did they find anybody with lice?
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Yes, some lice was discovered
and the proper action has been taken.
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Somebody in this class?
- Yes.
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Well who was it? It was Kenny, right?
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That doesn't matter, it's over.
- Doesn't matter?!
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If somebody had parasites in their hair,
we need to know who!
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It was Kenny, wasn't it?
- I wanna know who it was, too.
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t's being kept confidential!
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There's a policy in the schools not
to single out a kid who has lice
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because of the embarassment it
can cause, okay?!
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That is bullcrap!
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You are denying our rights
as children to totally rip on that kid
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and make him or her feel like an outcast!
- Yeah!
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And we have a right to know which boy had lice
in his hair so we don't ever go out with them!
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How do we know it was a boy? It could just
have easily been one of you stupid girls!
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Yeah! Dumb girls!
- The case is closed!
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Whoever had the lice, they're dead now!
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We're moving on to Civil War history.
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Hope. Hope, you're alive.
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My God...
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Help me.
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Help me.
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Travis. Over here!
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Travis, if you hadn't warned us to get
up in them trees, we'd all be dead.
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How many survivors?
- Just the six of us.
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And the vice president.
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You son of a bitch!
You had a chance to stop this!
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So help me, if we live through this,
I'm gonna see you rot in prison!
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What do we do now?
- We aren't out of this yet!
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You two look for other survivors. You get
whatever food you can and bring it back here.
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Who put you in charge?!
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God did! When he killed my wife!
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All right, the person who had head lice
needs to speak up right now
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so that we know to stay away from you!
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Yeah, come on! We're gonna
find out sooner or later.
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Okay, whoever you are, you are now
not only a licehead, you're a liar!
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You're only making this worse on yourself!
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You know what? I'll bet it was you!
- Me?
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This is exactly what you would do
if they found lice in your hair!
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Try to lead the charge against somebody
else to take the suspicion off of yourself!
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I don't think so, Kyle!
But you know what?!
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This is exactly what you would do if you had
head lice! Try to get everyone to blame me!
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You guys stop it!
This isn't getting us anywhere!
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That's exactly what you would do
if you had had head lice, Stan.
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Yeah, try to have everyone make peace
so it doesn't seem like a big deal.
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And this is exactly what Kenny would do.
Stand here and say nothing!
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Hey guys, what would I do?
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Let's just get a magnifying glass
and look at everyone's heads.
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It's too late. The treatment
would have killed it all.
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Well I guess we're never gonna know.
There's no way to tell.
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There's a way! There's a way to find
out who had sick-ass head cooties!
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And I'm gonna find it!
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It was him. It had to have been him!
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Yeah.
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Or you.
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Mark? Mark, you have to hang on.
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This isn't going to stop.
The world is rejecting us!
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If we're gonna live,
we have to get off this planet.
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How?
- First we have to get out of the forest
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into the forbidden zone.
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It's the only way we might even
see another planet!
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The forbidden zone. We'll be exposed.
We'll die out there.
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We'll die here! Look, the world
is getting rid of us! Don't you get it?!
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Getting rid of us? You mean like
it knows what it's doing?
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Yes! Because maybe we rolled
the dice too many times!
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I'm not leaving my husband.
- Yeah, I'll take my chances here.
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You can all stay here.
I'm gonna try to save my baby.
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I'll go with you.
There's nothing left for me here.
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I wanna go too.
- Not a chance.
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Look, I know I messed up, all right?
But I think you're right.
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If we can get out of the forest,
we might find another place to live.
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If we find anything, we'll try to send
help for the rest of you.
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Let's go. Come on
if you're coming mister vice president!
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Yeah. Right behind you.
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All right, lock that door, Craig!
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What's this about, Cartman?
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I've come up with a test that can determine
if it was any of us who had the head lice.
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We're gonna find out once
and for all who had head cooties.
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Lice feed on a person's blood.
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Just like mosquitoes they leave small traces
of their saliva in the host's bloodstream.
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That saliva, is monochromagnic.
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So if an infected person's blood is touched
by this hot metal coil, say...
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that person's blood will jump
10 meters into the air.
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Really?
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That's retarded! You didn't come up
with that experiment, Cartman.
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you saw that movie, The Thing!
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This is a scientific test, designed to-
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You saw The Thing
and you're wasting everyone's time!
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I thought you might say that, Kyle. Because
you don't want to take the test, do you?!
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Nobody's blood is going to jump up in the air!
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If it isn't going to work,
then what are you afraid of?
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The only person who wouldn't want to take the
test is somebody who was worried it might work
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and reveal that they were the ones with lice!
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Yeah. That's true.
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I have no problem taking the test.
I have nothing to hi-hi-hide.
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Yeah. Me neither.
- All right, fine. I'll do the dumb test.
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Everyone take a Petri dish and a syringe.
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We need at least 30 cc's of blood
from each one of you.
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All right, now everyone back over there!
We'll start with what I already know.
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Well, guess that proves Eric
wasn't the one with head lice.
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It doesn't prove anything!
- Yeah?
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Let's just see what your blood does, Kyle!
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Huh, I guess you're clean.
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You guys, we'd better go.
Recess is almost over.
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It's all right,
it won't take much longer, just-
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What the hell?!
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Kenny!
- No way.
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You were right all along, Eric.
It was Kenny.
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Of course I was right!
I told you only poor people get lice!
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We've done it.
We've reached the forbidden zone.
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I've always heard stories about this place.
Never thought it was real.
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It's real. Real as my love for my unborn baby.
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So what exactly is your plan, Travis?
- Our ancestors came here from another world.
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Maybe there's still other worlds
out there with life forms like us.
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Maybe there's even a world where
they've learned to live with the planet
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instead of just on it.
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Travis.
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Travis, you're, so wise, so strong.
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If we make it out of this,
I'd like to be with you.
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Sorry, babe, but my heart is forever stenciled
in permanent ink with the name Kelly.
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She was a lucky woman to have you.
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Luck had nothin' to do with it.
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Sorry to cut the honeymoon short!
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Why you murdering bastard!
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Your little fantasy of another world ends here!
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Walk!
- What the hell do you want, Vice President?!
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Walk!
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Clyde, dude, get down to the park. We caught
Kenny and we're all gonna let him have it!
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What? What are you gonna do to him?
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He lied to us all! He betrayed his kind!
We all know what has to happen.
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Grab a sock and a bar of soap
and meet us at the park!
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You guys, wait.
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What, Clyde?
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I... nothing.
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All right, see you there!
Remember, bar of soap and a sock!
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Kenny's gonna get it!
- Yeah!
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Yeah! We're gonna fu-fu-fuck him up!
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Yello?
- Mrs. Garrison.
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One of your students is about to be attacked
at the park by all the other students.
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What? Who's going to get attacked?
Who is this?!
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Please just hurry to the park!
You have to stop them!
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That's good! That's far enough!
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What are you going to do?
- I'm gonna go back to the village.
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Start to rebuild, mate with the females,
become president!
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Don't you get it? The world doesn't want you
here! It's not gonna stop until you're dead!
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It was a disaster! Disasters happen!
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Then go ahead and die there,
I'm leaving with my baby!
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Actually, you're never leaving
here either, Travis!
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Damn you! Why?!
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Because when I'm President,
I can't have pests like you
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constantly trying to preach that
the world is alive!
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You're an idealistic fool!
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The world is not "conscious,"
we are conscious!
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If the world was alive, it would feel this!
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You die her-
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Kenny McCormick, you are charged with
bringing head cooties into our school
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and lying about it to cover your ass!
How do you plead?!
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Not guilty!
- Guilty! I thought so!
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All right, let's do this!
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You guys, maybe we should
just wait a few more minutes?
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All right, Kenny.
You know what has to happen!
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Sock bath!
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Everyone wash Kenny with the soap
and dry him off with the socks!
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No! No not the socks!
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The pain, the pain!
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Wait. Stop it, stop it!
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I can't let Kenny be sock-dried.
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He had cooties and he lied about it!
- Kenny didn't have the head lice, all right?!
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It was me.
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What?
- I was the one.
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I was too afraid to say anything,
but I can't let Kenny be sock-bathed for it.
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Why are you saying that, Kyle?
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You can't be the one who had head lice.
Because I was.
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You're just trying to make me feel bad
because you figured that out, didn't you?!
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Wait a-wait a minute, what?
- Oh I get it.
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This is some kind of big trick on me!
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You've known I was the one
with head lice all along, huh?!
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You had head lice?
- Of course!
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Why do you think I went through that elaborate
bullcrap experiment to frame Kenny?!
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You all had head lice!
Every single person in the class!
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The boys and the girls!
Lice spreads fast, you dumbasses!
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I thought I was the only one.
- Me too.
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But that means, that means
Kenny was lying! Sock bath!
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Sock bath!
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Kelly. Kelly, can you hear me?
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I don't know if you can.
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But I wanted you to know I tried.
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I tried to save our baby.
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But I let you down, babe.
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Kelly?
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You are welcome here.
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You're safe now.
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We've lived here for generation after
generation, never being disturbed.
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Heh. We made it, Hope.
We made it, Kelly!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Angelina Jolie!
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Hello everyone!
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Hello!
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