1 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,632 La Fabrique www.sous-titres.eu 2 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:35,994 I'm telling you, 3 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,955 music videos have evolved to nothing but pretty girls 4 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,958 wearing skin-tight clothes and singing about their vajayjays. 5 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,252 It used to be about relationships, now it's all, 6 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,087 "My vajayjay this, my vajayjay that." 7 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,964 But, clearly, that's what sells. 8 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,008 When was the last time 9 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,761 you didn't see some chicks singing about her vajayjay? 10 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,680 You can't remember. 11 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:56,639 Hey. 12 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,684 Where's your lunch? 13 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,644 It's OK. I'm not hungry anyway. 14 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,730 Did a bully take your lunch money again? 15 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,317 That's the third day. You got to tell a teacher. 16 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,194 I'm not a tattletale. 17 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,071 Then write an anonymous letter. 18 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,989 I'm not an anonymous Andy. 19 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,450 So get a bigger bully to beat the bully up. 20 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,912 I don't want kids calling me a cliché conflict resolution Kevin. 21 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,372 - He has a point. - Then you got to ride it out. 22 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,708 Life sucks sometimes, but it will pass. 23 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,126 I can't believe it. 24 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,545 This is why bullying is getting worse and worse. 25 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,714 We can't sit by and let it happen anymore. 26 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:32,759 Good for you. Nice somebody has some balls. 27 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,970 - I have balls. - Little swishy bubble tea balls. 28 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:37,388 Still balls. 29 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:40,391 Why don't you talk to your family about it? 30 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,728 Your grandma's visiting this week. Why don't you talk to her? 31 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:44,854 My grandma? 32 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,398 So then your cousin Elbert 33 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,359 actually has two girls now. 34 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,737 One is three, and the other's about Butters' age. 35 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,572 Speak of the devil. 36 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,157 What happened to your eye? 37 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,159 Grandma, can I talk to you? 38 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:01,538 Sure, you come and sit right here next to Granny. 39 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:03,623 Can I maybe talk to Granny alone? 40 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,042 Sure, I guess. We'll go make some tea. 41 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,294 Some tea would be lovely. 44 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,931 I don't want you to pick on me no more. 45 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,808 You think you're fucking tough? 46 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,893 You don't look fucking tough. 47 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,397 - I don't think I'm tough. - You're a little faggot. 48 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,440 You got any more money? 49 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,733 No, you took it all! 50 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,861 Why don't you do something about it? 51 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,114 Do something, you little bitch. 52 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,657 You're Grandma's bitch. 53 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,410 - Here we go. - There is the tea. 54 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,704 Tea for me, how lucky. 55 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,081 And your favorite lemon bars. 56 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,750 Goodness, what a treat this is. 57 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,297 What is happening at your school 58 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,883 is no different from what's happening in the country. 59 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,343 Bullying has become an epidemic, I'm afraid. 60 00:02:57,468 --> 00:03:00,638 And we, at Bully Buckers™, are trying to stamp it out. 61 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,891 What is your school's policy on bullying? 62 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,854 We think that bullying is bad. 63 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:13,818 When we see bullying in the school, we tell the students that... 64 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,653 that's bad. 65 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:19,908 One of your students told us 66 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,076 bullying in your school is getting worse. 67 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,787 - Who said? - He didn't want that disclosed. 68 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,123 He's a little anonymous Andy. 69 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,960 We'd like to have an assembly with your students this afternoon. 70 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,463 But today is actually bad. 71 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:36,507 I already have an assembly today on positive thinking. 72 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:40,136 You believe positive thinking is really what's critical in schools? 73 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,597 - What's wrong with you? - I mean... 74 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,225 Shut up! What kind of counselor 75 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,393 says no to an anti-bullying campaign? 76 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,938 Bullying needs to be stopped, now. 77 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,272 This afternoon. 78 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,445 You may only have an Internet degree, but why don't you start acting 79 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,821 like a school counselor 80 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,532 and not an uninformed backwards little dork? 81 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,458 Attention, students. 82 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:15,213 Today, we will have an assembly 83 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,675 on the subject of bullying. 84 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,971 The assembly is mandatory. 85 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,140 Better show up. 86 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,396 Your grandma's looking for you. 87 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:32,897 My grandma? 88 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,233 She said to meet her outside behind the school. 89 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,234 Hamburgers! 90 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,700 Hey, twerp! You went narced on me. 91 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,786 Hi, Grandma. 92 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:50,290 I heard somebody brought in an anti-bully counselor. 93 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,418 Thought I wouldn't find out, you little narc? 94 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,795 I didn't narc. It wasn't me. 95 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,047 Look, what's this over here? 96 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,174 It's a narc puck. 97 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,844 This is what narcs have to put in their mouth. 98 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,471 It's got piss all over it. 99 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,223 No, knock it off! 100 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,641 No, stop it! 101 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:11,728 Put it in your mouth. Put it in your fucking mouth. 102 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,570 Sorry. This door isn't supposed to be locked. 103 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,654 I'm sorry. 104 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:25,074 I needed the rest room. My grandson brought me to this one. 105 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,909 Isn't that right? 106 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,662 Butters, you goofball. 107 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:31,664 I'll show you to the girls' room. 108 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,708 Thank you so much. 109 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,794 You narc again and you're fucking dead. 110 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,921 Fucking dead, you got it? 111 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:40,715 I'm coming. 112 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,886 What makes a bully? 113 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,639 There are more bullies at your school than you even think. 114 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,852 The student who lets bullying happen is just as bad as the bully himself. 115 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,312 Come on out, Lorraine. 116 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,482 I asked your schoolmate here to help me out. 117 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,275 Are you bullied in the school? 118 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,614 Kids pick on you, call you names? 119 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,908 Sometimes. 120 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,327 What kinds of things do they say to you? 121 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,412 Ugly. 122 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,456 Nerd. 123 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,210 Do they say, "Nice pants. Why do you wear them up to your tits?" 124 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,965 Bullying affects everyone. 125 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:27,428 Only if the entire school is united, can bullying ever be stopped. 126 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,097 Go, get out of here. 127 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:32,517 What we, at Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers™, like to do 128 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,478 is get the schools to make an anti-bullying video. 129 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,981 Who would like to be the director in charge of our video? 130 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:45,321 We just need one student to lead our anti-bullying campaign. 131 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:49,075 Are you all chicken? 132 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,704 Nobody wants to be in charge of the anti-bully video? 133 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,502 I'll do it. I'll be in charge. 134 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:03,131 You wanna show what a big man you are? 135 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:07,427 Bullying has gotten out of hand, and it needs to be stopped. 136 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,262 Good for you. 137 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,304 He's cool. 140 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:28,698 He's a dork. 141 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,826 Let's go pick on him. 142 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,537 Guys, don't pick on Butters. 143 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,206 That's not cool. You can't do that. 144 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,876 Bullying, did you know that in America, 145 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:44,922 over 200,000 students are afraid to come to school because of bullying? 146 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,550 At South Park Elementary, we're better than that. 147 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:51,095 Let's all put an end to bullying, right now! 148 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,139 Five, six, seven, eight. 149 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,434 Bullying isn't cool Bullying is lame 150 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,979 Bullying is ugly and has a stupid name 151 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:03,024 For a healthy world, bullying is unfit 152 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,569 And I think I know what we should do to it 153 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,740 Let's all get together 154 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:14,243 And make bullying kill itself 155 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,954 Bullying is an ugly thing 156 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,457 Let's shove its face in the dirt 157 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,376 And make bullying kill itself 158 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,760 Boy, you like my body Let's play 159 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:34,514 You can touch me anywhere except my vajayjay 160 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,850 We can make it stop We can stop it out 161 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:41,145 We can beat its ass until it starts to cry 162 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:44,482 Let's gang up on it and tell it it smells 163 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:47,610 And beat its ass worse if it ever tells 164 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:52,114 Let's all join together 165 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,618 To try and make bullying kill itself 166 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,913 It will be fun to see just how bad 167 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,998 We can make it feel 168 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,793 Make bullying kill itself 169 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,758 My heart says yes 170 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,553 But my vajayjay says no 171 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,475 Trapped inside the darkness of my mind 172 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,562 I try to break free The words are so unkind 173 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,272 - Stupid. - Ugly. 174 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,232 - Pantsie. - Dork. 175 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,776 You guys, can I not do this, please? 176 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,319 I don't wanna do this. 177 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,280 You ruined it! 178 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,615 This is all one big long shot, and you ruined it. 179 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,201 But this is just gonna make things worst for me. 180 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:40,621 - You're the star of the video. - He doesn't want to do it. 181 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,249 You wanna be bullied your whole life, Butters? 182 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,170 Where are you going? 183 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,716 Why are you doing this? 184 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,509 To stop bullying. 185 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,386 You're gonna stop bullying? 186 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,931 With Cartman singing about his vagina? 187 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,183 It's about awareness. 188 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,269 Don't you understand how important this is? 189 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,938 Bullying, do you realize that in America, 190 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,899 over 200,000 students are afraid to come to school everyday... 191 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,861 Don't act for me. Really. 192 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,614 Every minute I'm watching this video become less about awareness 193 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,823 and more about you. 194 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,617 I'm making a difference. 195 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,662 Just be careful you don't end up naked and jacking it in San Diego. 196 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,374 What the hell does that mean? 197 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:34,800 Oh, Heavens to Betsy. This is such a yummy, yummy ham. 198 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,261 I just love your cooking. 199 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,015 Our Linda certainly does know her way around a pork. 200 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,018 What's the matter? 201 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,312 Nothing, just a little gassy. 202 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,233 Don't fart on Grandma. She's trying to enjoy her ham. 203 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:52,652 I won't. 204 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,657 I'll get it. 205 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,951 Is that a new clock on the wall? 206 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,829 Stephen and I got that last month. 207 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,498 It's from Germany, I believe. 208 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,250 I love the cute little canary on the dial. 209 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,753 And, every hour, it chimes. 210 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,421 Your friends want to see you. 211 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,298 We have awesome news. 212 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,967 A Hollywood movie company is gonna buy our bullying video. 213 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:21,681 An anti-bullying video? How adorable. 214 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,059 And Butters is the star. 215 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,020 They want to do a photo shoot to make movie posters. 216 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:30,940 I know, right! 217 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,494 What's up? 218 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,542 You went and made a video, and sold it without letting me know. 219 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,877 Doing the video was my idea. 220 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:55,548 It's the property of Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers™. 221 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,217 But I worked hard on that. It's been stressful... 222 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,137 It's been stressful? What's wrong with you? 223 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,556 Kids are getting bullied, and with this money, 224 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,351 Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers™ can become the legit organization 225 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,728 it deserves to be. 226 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,272 You greedy, selfish, little prick! 227 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,607 You gonna cry? 228 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,112 Go ahead, let me see you cry. 229 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:29,039 You don't have a choice, Butters. You have to defend yourself. 230 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,375 But violence is never the answer. 231 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,919 But she's gonna kill you. You know she is. 232 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,714 You're right, I don't have a choice. 233 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:42,219 Sorry, Grandma, but you brought this on yourself. 234 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,264 It's time you met Chaos. 235 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,560 I've been pushed around for the last time. 236 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,605 Now I'm coming, and heck's coming with me. 237 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,737 Look, it's Captain Pussy. 238 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,991 You can't stop me, Captain Pussy. 239 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,701 Don't even try. 240 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,912 Grandma? But how... 241 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:12,666 I got inspired when I came across your gay little costume in your closet. 242 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:17,254 Now come on, Captain Pussy. Time for you to get your gummy bears. 243 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,882 Grandma, please. Not gummy bears. 244 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,091 Come here! 245 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,678 - Grandma! - Stand up for yourself. 246 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:28,682 - Fight back, be a fucking man. - I can't. 247 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,977 Then it looks like you get gummy bears. 248 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,688 Gummy bears! 249 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:42,905 What's up? 250 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:47,535 I'm Mick Jabs, from the movie company that bought the bully video. 251 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,705 Stan Marsh got you to come talk to me? 252 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,834 That little cliché conflict resolution Kevin. 253 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:59,713 The video was conceived, written and directed by the students. 254 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,131 It was my idea. 255 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,301 I told the students to make the video, and I produced the entire thing. 256 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,428 I deserve to have my name on it. 257 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,889 Only problem is America doesn't give a shit 258 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,809 about an old fart with a Captain Kangaroo haircut. 259 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,520 They wanna believe kids did something on their own. 260 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,981 Here's a cease-and-desist letter from our lawyers. 261 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:21,902 If you ever claim any authorship, we'll sue you for everything you have. 262 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,948 But this was gonna be the thing that finally made Bully Buckers™ 263 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,158 a national organization. 264 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,952 You gonna cry? 265 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:34,415 It will look bad with your Captain Kangaroo haircut. 266 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,757 Hold it right there. Cool. 267 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,551 What are you doing to my locker? 268 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,470 We're putting up a movie poster. The premiere's tomorrow. 269 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,223 But since you walked out, you don't get to come. 270 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,101 I don't wanna go to your stupid movie premiere. 271 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,854 And don't tape that to my locker! 272 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,775 Oh, God. 273 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,112 What's up? Why trash-talk our theatrical release? 274 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,197 You really think this is good for Butters? 275 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,576 To have his face put all over signs as the poster child for bullying? 276 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,954 - Butters is fine with it. - Butters is ten. 277 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,457 He doesn't know what's best for him, and neither do you. 278 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,335 That's enough. I'm not gonna be bullied by you. 279 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,754 You were waiting for me in the bathroom. 280 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:26,258 This is all getting way too big. Tell the studio you aren't selling. 281 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,719 This video can change how people think about bullying. 282 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,763 It needs to be seen by everybody. 283 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,808 If it needs to be seen by everybody, why not put it on the Internet for free? 284 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,608 - What's the question again? - If you really think 285 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,694 every kid in America should see your anti-bullying movie, 286 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,864 why don't you put it on the Internet for free? 287 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,159 - I'm going to the bathroom. - Fine. 288 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:56,497 But when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't ask me for help. 289 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,667 Why does he keep saying that? 290 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,674 We all know that bullying has become an epidemic. 291 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,594 Like AIDS, bullying is escalating, and it spreads mostly by penises. 292 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,763 But a few kids are trying to make a difference 293 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,099 with a video to make bullying kill itself. 294 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,520 I'm joined by the director and the main subject of the film. 295 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,313 Congratulations on your success. 296 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,565 I was tired of seeing kids getting pushed around 297 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,984 and had to do something. 298 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,322 And you, what would you like to say to your bully out there? 299 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:31,699 Nothing. 300 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,909 This is for everyone who's been a victim. 301 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,370 What do you want to say to bullies all across America? 302 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,539 Go ahead, say it. 303 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:43,460 Stop trying to make me say things on your TV show. 304 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,670 Do you hear that? 305 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,214 Stop making kids say things on your TV shows. 306 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:52,136 - What else do you wanna say? - Leave me alone. 307 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,512 Leave him alone. 308 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,056 - But that doesn't work. - No, it doesn't. 309 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,475 Tell us in graphic detail what the bully does for you. 310 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,894 - Stop it! - This is for America. 311 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,980 Do you realize that in America, 312 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,650 over 200,000 students are afraid to go to school because of bullying? 313 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,694 Don't you care? You better care. 314 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,084 What the hell were you thinking? 315 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:28,505 Everyone just saw that the bully victim in your movie is a violent psychopath. 316 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,508 - I didn't know. - This could kill our box office. 317 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,428 People are gonna come after us saying we didn't check our facts. 318 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,555 I didn't beat up Dr. Oz. Don't be mad at me. 319 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,640 It's your fucking movie! 320 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,976 Now, I have to work overtime with marketing 321 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,353 to make sure people still sympathize with our victim. 322 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,857 Get the fuck out of here. I got to go to the bathroom. 323 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,697 My child, have you ever heard of a place called hell? 324 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:57,159 It's eternal fire, and it's gonna hurt real bad. 325 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,914 What are you gonna do, cry now? 326 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,879 Grandma, I did it. 327 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,131 I finally stood up for myself. 328 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,134 I got real mean, and I beat the snot out of Dr. Oz. 329 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,762 I can't lie, it felt kind of good, 330 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:17,930 at first. 331 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,391 But since then, I have this dark empty feeling. 332 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,852 Then I realized 333 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,772 that's how you must feel, all the time. 334 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,191 Poor old Grandma. 335 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,819 I've been given lots of advice on how to deal with you. 336 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,071 Stand up to you, tell on you... 337 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,157 But I realized there are people like you out there, 338 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,034 all over the place. 339 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,955 When you're a kid, things seem like they'll last forever, 340 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,206 but they won't. 341 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,584 Life changes. You won't always be around. 342 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,878 Someday, you're gonna die. 343 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,589 Someday pretty soon. 344 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,676 And when you're laying in that hospital bed, 345 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,636 with tubes up your nose, 346 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,139 and that little pan under your butt to pee in, 347 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,807 I'll come visit you. 348 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,643 I'll come just to show you I'm alive and happy. 349 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,061 And you'll die, 350 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,397 being nothing but you. 351 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,400 Good night. 352 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,243 Come on. 353 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,787 - What's going on? - You didn't hear? 354 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,373 Now that America knows Butters is a psychopath, 355 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,250 they say you made a bullcrap video. 356 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,879 - What did the studio say about it? - The studio backed out. 357 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,797 The producer had a change of heart. 358 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,384 You made us look like uncaring idiots. 359 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,638 How was I supposed to know Butters was a psychopath? 360 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,392 Everyone loved me sixteen hours ago. 361 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,479 ABC called, and Dr. Oz is suing you 362 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,106 and our entire school. 363 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,649 What are you gonna do? 364 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,945 There's only one thing left for me to do. 365 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:10,584 I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines 366 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,963 Been spreading the word, and now I need to ease my mind 367 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:18,759 Been planting them apple seeds, and while the apples grow 368 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:23,347 I'm gonna go out jacking it in San Diego 369 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,599 Jacking it, jacking it, jackety-jack 370 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,310 Spanking it, jacking it, spankety-smack 371 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:32,022 I don't need no shirt, no Gonna to take them pants right off 372 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,401 On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks 373 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,530 Been around God's country, and there's one thing I know 374 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,534 There's no better place for jacking it than San Diego 375 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,120 Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack 376 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,331 Spanking it, spanking it, smackety-smack 377 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,375 Jacking it, jacking it, jackety-jack 378 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,877 Jacking for the Lord! 379 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,674 Come to San Diego. There's so much to see. 380 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,427 From the waters of Mission Bay to the warm tortillas of Old Town. 381 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:04,054 And after a day of sightseeing, 382 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,848 why not try spanking it in one of our charming city streets? 383 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,310 San Diego. Come, take a load off. 384 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,813 Jacking it, jacking it, jackety-jack 385 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,773 Spanking it, spanking it, smackety-smack 386 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,192 Whacking it, whacking it, whackety-whack 387 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,069 Spanking it, jerking it, smackety-smack 388 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,739 The cars are passing me by They honk and say hello 389 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,116 That guy's jacking it! 390 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,244 From his window, there's a guy shooting video 391 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,873 And if the good Lord Jesus comes knocking on my door 392 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:36,295 Just tell him that I'm jacking it in San Diego 393 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,547 Jacking it, jacking it, jackety-jack 394 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,091 Spanking it, spanking it, smackety-smack 395 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:44,594 Jacking it Jack, jacking it Jack Whack, whacking it, whacking it