1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,500 All characters and events in this show - even those based on real people - are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone. 2 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:11,000 South Park season 11 episode 1 1 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,200 And now back to Wheel Of Fortune. 2 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:42,000 Allright, Randy, congratulations on making it all the way to the bonus round. 3 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:45,400 - Thanks, Pat. - You've got some family here watching tonight. 4 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:49,500 - Yeah, they're all rooting for me. - And I'm sure you have lots of friends watching back home. 5 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:52,600 Yeah. Hi everybody watching in South Park! 6 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:56,600 - That's us! - Ye! Yay! Ahoy, Randy! Good Luck! 7 00:00:56,650 --> 00:01:00,500 Well, let's see if you can make everyone proud. The category is: 8 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,600 - "People who annoy you." - Okay. 9 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:08,300 As always, we give you the letters R, T, S, L, E. 10 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,800 We just need three more consonants and a vowel. 11 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:16,700 I'd like B, N, and a G. 12 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,400 - And the vowel? - An O, please. 13 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,100 Okay, well, it looks like you're gonna get a lot of help here. 14 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,000 Category is: People who annoy you. 15 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,300 Audience keep quiet, please. 16 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:35,200 - Uhh, well, uhh... - Ten seconds, Mr. Marsh. 17 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,400 I know it but I don't think I should say it. 18 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,500 - Five seconds, Mr. Marsh. - Allright, I'd like to solve the puzzle! 20 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,600 Niggers! 22 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,500 "NAGGERS" 23 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,200 Naggers, of course. Naggers. Right. 24 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:08,000 Can we cut to, uhh... ? 26 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,300 Well, gave it my best shot. 26 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,200 At least we had a fun trip, huh gang? 27 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:28,800 I can't believe you said the N-word on national television. 28 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:34,600 What? What was I supposed to do, Sharon? I thought I was gonna make $30,000. 29 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,600 Stanley, the only reason dad used that word is that he thought he would win money. 30 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,600 Dude, did your dad know that the show was being broadcast live? 31 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:49,700 Dude, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I watched it on YouTube about 60 times. 32 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,700 Can we just drop this, please? I don't wanna talk about it. 33 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:55,000 Yeah well, it's not us you have to worry about. 34 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,200 It's Token. 35 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,100 He's gonna wanna kick your cracker teeth in. 36 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,900 No he's not. Is he? 37 00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:08,100 - I don't know. - I just need to explain things. 38 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:15,200 Hey, Token. Look, I don't know if you saw Wheel Of Fortune last night, but... 39 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:19,000 Yeah, I was watching with my whole family. And then we saw the replays this morning on the news. 40 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,700 Listen Token, my dad isn't a racist. He's just stupid, allright? 41 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:25,600 He just blurted out the N-word, and it's no big deal, okay? 42 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:29,200 Uh, well, actually it IS kind of a big deal, Stan. 43 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:33,900 It may be a mistake, but you don't understand how it feels when that word comes up. 43 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,200 So don't say it isn't a big deal. 44 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:39,500 Oh, sh***, here we go! It's on! Race war! 45 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,900 Race war! Race war! 46 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,900 Race war, it's on, everybody! It's going down, sh*** is going down! 47 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,400 Token, my dad wasn't trying to be offensive. Just forget about it. 48 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,000 - That's easy for you to say, Stan. - Yeah, come on, here we go. 49 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:55,500 Yeah, but he didn't say it in anger or anything like that. 50 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,900 - That doesn't mean I can just be fine. - Race war, come on, race war. 51 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:02,200 If you really don't think it's a big deal, then you really are ignorant. 52 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,200 That's all. I'm not fighting anybody. 53 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Token forfeits! White win! 54 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,400 White win! Race war is over everybody! White's won again! 55 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,700 I want to apologize deeply, and sincerely, for using the N-word on Wheel Of Fortune. 56 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:26,400 And I want to assure you, that I am not a racist, reverend Jackson. 57 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:34,200 The puzzle you were solving was "People who annoy you". 58 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:38,300 Well, like anybody else thought it was "Naggers", right? 59 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,200 Mr. Marsh, you need to take time to understand african-american culture. 60 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:46,400 Visit black museums, see black performers and artists. 61 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:50,700 Ohh, I will. I'm really down with african-americans. 62 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,800 - Do you really want to apologize? Are you sure? - Yes, absolutely. 63 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,700 Very well, if you want to apologize, I will accept. 64 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Ahh, thank you, Mr. Jackson, Thank you. 65 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:07,600 - Brian, get a picture of Mr. Marsh apologizing. - Ready to go, sir. 66 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,800 Kiss it. 67 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,300 Apologize. Kiss it. 68 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:21,300 - You want me to kiss your... - That's right. Apologize. 69 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:27,000 Ah, okay, I'll... 70 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,800 Apologize. 71 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,300 "JACKSON ACCEPTS APOLOGY" 72 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,100 Hey Token, I just wanted to let you know that everything is cool now. 73 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,500 My dad apologized to Jesse Jackson. 74 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:45,100 Oh I see, so I'm supposed to feel all better now? 75 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,200 - Well, yeah. - You just don't get it, Stan! 76 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,600 Dude, Jesse Jackson said it's okay. 77 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:53,900 Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people! 78 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,800 He told my dad he was. 79 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:05,100 Today we are going to have a guest speaker talk to us about sensitivity and the power of words. 80 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:11,100 In a moment, you will meet Dr. David Nelson, who has firsthand experience in overcoming slander, 81 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:14,100 because David is himself a little person. 82 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,400 Who knows what a little person is? 83 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,500 Yes, over here? 83 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,500 A midget? 84 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:25,500 Not exactly. That term is actually considered offensive. 85 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:31,200 And that's why Dr. Nelson goes from school to school getting us all to think about what we say. 86 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:37,500 He has two Ph.D's and has published 6 books, please welcome, David Nelson! 87 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,700 Good morning students. How are we all feeling today? 88 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,200 I would like to share with you all my... 89 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 No, dude, no f***ing way! 90 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,900 that.. that words are like bullets. And if you get... 91 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,200 Stop! Stop! Stop! 92 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,500 Eric, be quiet! 93 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,500 No, no it's okay. He'll run out of steam here pretty soon. 94 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,800 Look, look they put a little suit on him. 95 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,600 So I said to my wife: "You told me to kill the damn cockroach, so don't yell at me for making a mess!" 96 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:55,900 We've got a great crowd here tonight. How many people are actually from Colorado? 96 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:02,200 Got nothin' better to do on a Friday night than come to a comedy club, huh? 97 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,300 Hey, do I know you from somewhere? 98 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,500 Yeah, I know you! You're the guy that said nigger on the Wheel Of Fortune! 99 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,000 Look everybody, it's the niggerguy! 99 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,800 Hey, it IS him. 100 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:26,900 We got a stun in the club. Everyone wave to the niggerguy. 101 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:30,500 - Say: "Hi, niggerguy!" - Hi niggerguy! 102 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,500 That's allright, niggerguy. You know we're just playin'. 103 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,800 Yeah, no problem. 103 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:43,900 Have y'all seen these navigation systems in these cars these days? 103 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:47,200 Damn things looks like they're right out of far out Space Nuts. 104 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,300 Maybe niggerguy has one. You got one, niggerguy? 105 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:02,000 Look, Betty, It's that niggerguy. 106 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,900 Niggerguy! Niggerguy! 107 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,500 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 108 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,100 I just need some aspirin. 109 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,700 You aren't welcome in this store, niggerguy! 110 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:30,900 Fine. 111 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:40,800 Principal Victoria, I'm very concerned about the behavior of one of your students. 112 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:45,600 Yes, we apologize for Eric Cartmans behavior, Mr. Nelson, We feel terrible. 113 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:49,400 Why? I don't feel terrible. It doesn't bother me at all. 114 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,500 Words are like bullets, and I let them pass right through me. 115 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:59,300 I just know that with some one-on-one time together with this Eric Cartman, I'll have a chance to change the way he thinks. 117 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,800 Uhh, it might be best if you just let it go, m'kay? 118 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:10,000 You don't understand. You see, words are like bullets. And if you take away the gunpowder... 119 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:12,100 Yeah, yeah, we get it, Mr. Nelson. 120 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:16,800 Very well, Mr. Nelson. Stacy, go ahead and send in Eric Cartman. 121 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,500 Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about how you respond to little people. 122 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,000 Oh, did I hurt its little feelings? 123 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:40,100 You know, you think you have the power to make me insecure, but your words are actually completely powerless. 124 00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:43,900 Oh, oh, if we could get like 8 of these, we could dress them all up like little beavers, right, 125 00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:46,700 and then put them in a pond, and see if they would build a dam. 126 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,900 You see? No matter what you say, I'm still standing. 126 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,400 Barely! 127 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,800 No matter how you act, I can rise above it! 128 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,800 "Rise above it!" 128 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,800 Get it? Like he can rise above anything! 129 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,600 Shut your f***ing mouth! 130 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,100 Mr. Nelson! 131 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:15,500 H-He didn't get to me, I-I-I was just joking. 132 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:21,000 Look, look how his face gets all red. He's like a little strawberry. 133 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,500 "SPOKEN WORD CONTEST TONIGHT" 134 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:36,300 Words with venom. Words that bind. Words used like weapons to cloud my mind. 135 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:41,000 I'm a person, I'm a man. But no matter how hard I try, 136 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:44,800 people just say: "Hey, there goes that niggerguy." 137 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,400 Everywhere I go it's always the same, I can't get away from that terrible name, 138 00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:53,300 Hej niggerguy, niggerguy, niggerguy, stop! 139 00:11:55,400 --> 00:12:00,700 Now go. Call me niggerguy, fill me with your hate, try to bring me down, whoop-up you're too late. 140 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,500 Someone just beat you to it, but my dream will not die... 141 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:09,800 To be thought of as more, than just, "niggerguy". 141 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,200 Respect. 142 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,900 Token, hey wait up. 143 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,800 I just wanted to say, I get it now. 144 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:27,400 You know, after that little person talked at that assembly the other day, I understand how you feel about someone saying the N-word. 145 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,600 So, black people are midgets? 146 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,300 God damn it! 147 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:39,100 Excuse me, over here please? I need our students to join me over here. 148 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:45,300 I have called you here because it is time that we taught Eric Cartman a lesson once and for all. 149 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,700 In a few seconds, Eric will be sent in, and when he walks through that door, 150 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:54,500 I want you all at the same time to yell: "Hello fatso!" 151 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,300 I don't think that's a very good idea, sir. 152 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,800 He has to learn his lesson. You see, words are like bullets. 153 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,700 All right, here he comes. 154 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,500 "Good morning, fatso." 155 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,700 Hey, what the hell is that? You think that's f***ing funny? 156 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,800 Kyle, did you put everybody up to this? I bet you did. What the hell is going on? 157 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,600 Now you know how it feels. 157 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,700 You-you didn't like it when the tables were turned, did you? 158 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:34,400 Allright, who is the freakin' genius who dressed it up in little suspenders? Clyde, was that you? 159 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,900 You can't get to me! Words are like bullets! 160 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:44,900 And so it is my honor, to announce today the Randy Marsh african-american scholarship foundation. 161 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:53,600 It is my hope, that this foundation will prove my commitment to the education of african-american students 162 00:13:53,700 --> 00:14:00,100 and erase once and for all, my identity as: The Niggerguy! 163 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:08,500 You really.. you really don't know how hard it is to be constantly reminded of something.. lame that happened in your past. 164 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000 I mean I... just wanna move on from what happened on Wheel Of Fortune, you know, and.. 165 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,300 when people call me... niggerguy, 166 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:22,400 they're bringing up a painful chapter of my history, and all the negativity that went along with it. 167 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,900 You just... you can't imagine how that feels. 168 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,500 Is this niggerguy serious? 169 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,100 Anyway, here's to a new start for us all, thank you! 170 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,600 Hey look, Skeeter, there's that guy from the TV. 171 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:49,000 Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a niggerguy. 172 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,900 Where are you going, niggerguy? 173 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,300 Please, I... I don't want any trouble. 174 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,200 Well, you've GOT trouble. 175 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:15,000 When you first decided to slander an entire race of people on Wheel Of Fortune. 176 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:18,600 Yeah, You like makin' fun of minorities, niggerguy? 177 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,700 We don't take kindly to social ignorance. 178 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,900 You tell him, Skeeter, you tell him! 179 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,500 - What do you want? - What do we want? 180 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:35,000 We want to live in a world without people like you, who are intolerant of african-amerikans! 181 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,200 Leave him alone. 182 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,100 Hey, that's that other niggerguy. 183 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:46,300 That's the guy from Seinfeld, that used the N-word to a whole bunch of tabs. 184 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,000 Michael Richards? Well son of a bitch! 185 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:55,100 Looks like it's our lucky day. We got us two niggerguys. 186 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,300 Make that three. 187 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,400 - Mark Fuhrman? - Who? 188 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,300 He said the N-word in the OJ-case. 189 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,100 What is this? A niggerguy convention? 190 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,200 We aren't being pushed round anymore. Leave! 191 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,800 Come on, Skeeter. These niggerguys ain't worth our trouble. 192 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,300 Damn niggerguys! We'll be back! 193 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,800 You'd better come with us. 194 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,800 - Come on in, Mr. Marsh, we'll make you some coffee. - What's going on here? 195 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,000 We've been following your story since we first saw it on the news. 196 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,600 ŽDon't worry, you're with friends now. 197 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Dale here, used the N-word in a racial joke at work. 198 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:43,200 Scott used the plural N-word to refer to a group of gardeners who broke his fence. 199 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,000 They were Mexicans. I was being ironic. 200 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,500 We're all just like you. 201 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:52,300 No, no I'm sorry, but I'm NOT like you. 202 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,400 I just said the N-word by mistake, to win money. 203 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:59,200 I made a mistake too. I was trying to be funny! 204 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,200 I got frustrated and thought I would get some shock laughs. 205 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,500 I'm just... not that good a comedian if you wanna know the truth. 206 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:11,000 You said the N-word to a black mans face, that's way worse than what I did. 207 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,600 You really think that matters? 208 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,200 You really think all those people out there see a difference? 209 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:23,400 Oh, they might see your racial slo as more accidental, they might even laugh about it, 210 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:29,500 but at the end of the day, all you are to them is just another a damn niggerguy. 211 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,200 Oh, you don't like that, do you? 212 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,100 No. 213 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:41,300 Randy, we want you to join us. We have a plan to make this go away once and for all. 214 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:50,200 Now look, Token, I've done everything I can to make this right. You have no reason to still be mad! 215 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,700 I have every reason to be mad! You just don't get it! 216 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,600 I'm not responsible for what my dad did! 217 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,300 No, but you can't just pretend it never happen either! 218 00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:59,200 - What the hell do you want from me? - Nothing! 219 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,600 - Then stop being mad! - No! 220 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:05,500 Fellas! Fellas come quick! Cartman's gonna fight the midget! 221 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,400 Yaay, come on, Eric! 222 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:20,400 Dude, are you sure you wanna do this? Apparently this guy has a black belt in karate. 223 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,800 It's a midget, dude. 224 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,800 Students, I'm going to beat the crap out of this kid to prove a point. 225 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,400 No, dude. It can't talk, that's unfair, I'll laugh too much. 226 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:51,400 Senators, I know it is not normally considered American to ban words. 227 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,900 But there is one slur that has caused so much damage, 228 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,300 that we believe it should finally be made illegal. 229 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:03,000 I'm talking about, of course, the term "Niggerguy". 230 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 - Niggerguy? - Two words, which, by themselves, 230 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:11,300 can be harmless, but which together... form a verbal missile of hate. 231 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,600 Yeah, that's right! 232 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,000 Oh sure, some people just use the term in gest, 232 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:19,000 tell a niggerguy joke or two, thinking it's no big deal. 233 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,900 But they don't realize it can lead to people using the term as an excuse for violence. 234 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,600 God damn, niggerguy is trying to be all political-like now. 235 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Senators, I'm learned to admit that I'm capable of - 235 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,900 having slightly racist thoughts once in a while. 236 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,100 Can anybody say they never do? 236 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,000 How long will it be before you are all be called niggerguys? 237 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,500 Ehh, hold on a second, are you suggesting that niggerguy - 237 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,800 could become a slur that refers to all white people? 238 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:51,500 I am certainly not a niggerguy. I've never thought a racist thought. 239 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,400 Oh, come on, you're the biggest niggerguy in Washington. 240 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,300 Mr. Marsh, we see now the importance of your bill. 241 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,800 All those in favour to ban the term "niggerguy" ? 241 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,600 - Aye! - Opposed? 242 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:05,800 - Nay? - The motion is passed! 243 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,100 We did it! 244 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:17,600 For the first time in american history a word has been officially banned from use. 245 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:21,300 From now on, if a person uses the word "nigger", 246 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,300 it must be at least seven words away from the word "guy". 247 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:32,700 Tom, it appears that the niggerguy epidemic is ov.. Oh, damn it I said it, didn't I? 248 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,600 Okay, okay, you win! 249 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,900 - Say "Uncle"! - Uncle! 249 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,700 Now say: "Caroline, don't go into the light!" 249 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,400 Caroline, don't go into the light! 250 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,900 Oh man, that is hysterical! 251 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:59,300 There! Now you all see that I'm not limited by my size. 252 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,400 I have proven my point! My work here is done! 253 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,500 - What was his point? - I have no idea. 255 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,500 - Dude, I don't get it. - I don't get it either. 256 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,600 Wait a minute. That's it! I don't get it! 257 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,200 - Huh? - Don't you see, Kyle? I don't get it. 258 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,900 Token, I get it now: I don't get it. 259 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,300 I've been trying to say that I understand how you feel, but... I'll never understand. 259 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:34,800 I'll never really get how it feels for a black person to have somebody use the N-word. I don't get it. 261 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,100 Now you get it, Stan. 262 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,800 - Yeah, I totally don't get it. - Thanks, dude.